Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than MEN!
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you had other Christmas trees in the past.
Even a small Christmas tree gives satisfaction.
A Christmas tree always looks good, even with the lights on.
A Christmas tree has pretty balls.
A Christmas tree doesn't follow you around begging if you decide to choose a different one.
A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
A Christmas tree doesn't care if you sit around in your pajamas and watch soap operas all day.
A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break its balls.
You can throw a Christmas tree out when it starts to get old and droopy.
You don't have to put up with
a Christmas tree all year!
