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From Yahoo chat rooms, AOL chat rooms, livejournal, myspace, and now Fubar (formerly Lost Cherry.....REMEMBER THAT ONE? lol), I have had my fair share of Yahoo "buddies". And I usually "clean out" my messenger list once every 3 months. But now more than ever, I just stopped giving people my yahoo s/n. I used to think "Eh, what's the harm in letting someone add you to their yahoo". Then, the forwarded messages came. After that, the awkward conversations with the even more awkward pauses and silences. Then......THE WEBCAM!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!! Also the photo sharing. What a weird deal to be having a rather simple and "safe" conversation with someone, then I get that prompt that I've been invited to start photo sharing with them. Not thinking anything of it, I accept. First, I get pictures of their kids, AWWWWWWW. Or maybe pictures of their pets, AWWWWWW. Or even pictures of artwork or their house and yard and what-not. But it never seems to fail, right after the picture of their 4 year old blowing the candles out on their cake, the next picture fuzzily fades into view, and I'm sitting there thinking "Wait a minute, is that a titty?". And before I can figure out what I saw, here comes the money shot, for lack of a better term. "That is a titty! And not a great titty either! Along with what appears to be a crotch shot! ugh". If you saw some of these between-the-legs pictures, let's just say, you'll be thinking "Arby's" :| And what's worse than unexpected, unwanted naked photos? Seeing the person "in action". Maybe I'm way too gullible, maybe I'm the King of Wishful Thinking, but I always convince myself that I'm not gonna see anything bad on the cam. And I'm always wrong!!! :| To watch all that "skin" moving, and folding around what appears to be some phallic-shaped vegetable, OMG!!! Makes me wish for dial-up again! Can't we chat anymore? Just chat, not cyber! Not show each other what neither one of us is getting at the moment and probably not any time soon. I would hope that "if I tink I tawt a puddy tat", I would be ready to slide up in it. Not clicking my mouse to close it. But hey, that's just my opinion.......my word ain't law.........
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