A German woman chopped off her dead husband's penis - to pickle it as a souvenir of their marriage.
Uta Schneider, 65, used a butcher's knife to hack off Heinrich's manhood in a Stuttgart hospital, reports The Sun.
She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox to take home but was spotted by a nurse and arrested.
Uta, who was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years, is accused of mutilation.
She reportedly told police: "It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.
"I wanted to pickle it for eternity - he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by."
