HOW TODAYS VOWS ARE MISUSED!!
With this ring I thee wed,
but then I will sleep with your friend,
in our new bed.
With this ring I thee wed,
I will tell you that I love you,
then play mind games with your head.
With this ring I thee wed,
I will buy you nice gifts for your birthdays,
but be with her on our anniversary's instead.
With this ring I the wed,
I will give you a new house,
then often will sleep on the couch.
With this ring I thee wed,
I want to spend forever with you,
but I spend forever with my crew.
With this ring I thee wed,
I will give you a son by me,
but will give a boat,
to my girlfriend of age 23.
With this ring I thee wed,
I will tell you how alive I feel,
She will tell you her soul is dead.
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