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ON THE SIXTH DAY GOD WAS TALKING TO ADAM AND TOLD ADAM HE HAD YET ANOTHER GIFT FOR HIM. ADAM REPLIED "GOD, WHAT ELSE COULD YOU POSSIBLY GIVE ME? YOU HAVE PROVIDED ME WITH BEAUTIFIL SCENARY, ANIMALS THAT AMAZE ME, OCEANS, FORESTS, STARS AT NIGHT, AND A WARM SUN TO BASK IN EVERYDAY. WHAT ELSE COULD I NEED?" GOD SAID "ADAM I WISH TO GIVE YOU A WOMAN." "A WOMAN?" ADAM SAID "WHAT IS A WOMAN?" GOD ANSWERED " A WOMAN IS A BEING LIKE YOURSELF BUT WITH SOME DIFFERENCES. SHE CAN CREATE LIFE INSIDE HER AND MAKE MORE PPL SO YOU CAN HAVE A FAMILY. SHE IS SOFTER TO THE TOUCH FOR YOUR PLEASURE YET TOUGHER THAN YOU THINK FOR WHEN TIMES ARE SHAKY. SHE WILL COMFORT YOU, LOVE YOU, CARE FOR YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE. A SOUL THAT WILL NEVER WAVER FROM YOU AND WHO YOU WILL BE ABLE TO COUNT ON FOREVER. SHE WILL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND AND LOVER, THE ONE CONSTANT I WILL GIVE YOU TIL YOU ARE CALLED BACK HOME TO ME." "WOW!" SAID ADAM "I WANT A WOMAN!! SHE SOUNDS AMAZING!!!" GOD SAID "BUT ADAM, TO HAVE HER THERE WILL BE A PRICE YOU NEED TO PAY." ADAM ASKED "WHAT COST, I'LL PAY ANYTHING FOR THE PERFECT PARTNER AS YOU'VE DESCRIBED!" GOD ANSWERED "IT WILL COST YOU YOUR LEFT LEG, YOUR RIGHT HAND, ONE EYE, AND AN EAR!" ADAM REPLIED "GOD, THAT'S A BIG PRICE LORD. WHAT CAN I GET FOR A RIB?"
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