Words Women Use:
1.) "FINE": This is the word women use to end an argument when
they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) "Five Minutes": If she is getting dressed, this means a half
an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) "Nothing": This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.
4.) "Go Ahead": This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) "Loud Sigh": This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)
6.) "That's Okay": This is one of the most dangerous statements a
woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) "Thanks": A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.
8.) "Whatever": Is a women's way of saying UP YOURS !
9.) "Don't worry about it, I got it": Another dangerous
statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do
several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in
a
man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.