My sisters are picking me up from work tomorrow night and taking me to our hometown. But since too many people know the ENTIRE family there (the curse of being a redneck, from a redneck town), we'll probably go to the next county, where we lived for like 6 years. And because I'm cute and little and funny when I'm drunk, this means the Princess gets free drinks!
I loooooove my man but he doesn't drink and thinks I get wild when I do so I'm leaving The Warden home with the girls! Mama's getting happy!
My only fear is that we'll run into my ex, who is scum from the bottom of the slimiest rock you'll ever see but I'm not too worried. When you're little and cute like me, you have friends that'll whoop ass for you. I'll just make sure Loser buys me a drink first. It's the least he can do.
And because I'm feeling the love, I'll make him buy all y'all one too!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
PS: You do know this will mean adorable pics, right?!
