Two men were driving through New Jersey when they got pulled over by a State Trooper on the Turnpike. The Trooper walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and "WHACK," the cop smacked him in the side of his head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in New Jersey, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in New Jersey, you'd better have your license ready by the time we get to your
car."
"I'm sorry, officer, " the driver said, "I'm from New York and didn't know your laws here." The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him on the side of the head with the nightstick.
"Whaddya do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know you New Yorkers," the trooper says, "two miles down the roadyou're gonna turn to your buddy and say.....'I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!"
