Pepsi and Coke do NOT taste alike! That's like comparing BMW to Yugo! Pepsi tastes like the hind end of a chimpanzee after...well, you get the idea. And besides, what do elephants and penguins have in common anyway? Except that they both taste like mongoose, only not as stringy. Speaking of black being my favorite color, I get really upset at how some people have the audacity to degrade the military! Tell you what, YOU join and then I'll say nothing of your stupid rants, you simple, arrogant, misinformed and ignorant pricks!! You know who you are! And be glad that I don't know who you are, or I would come to your house, knock down your door, and lick your cat!! Because I AM a sexy beast! And that is all anyone needs to know about the way the stars rotate around the planet Earth (in a counter-clockwise direction, by the way).
