KIDS... evil demons or evil aliens? Either way, not the angels that people portray them to be. I mean how many angels do you know that are so evil that they hide the tv remote?! Hellions! They're like computer viruses...they sneak in as cute cuddly little heaven sent bundles of love. But, then they get older, and realize that they have supernatural powers! Beware of these creatures!! they'll start off as being innocent, but then, when you least expect it...THEY SCREAM AND YELL IN A VOICE THAT WOULD MAKE A BANSHEE TURN TAIL AND RUN!!!! Cats don't make very good bookends. They tend to run when you try to plaster them. it's even worse if you take them to get bronzed. They don't seem to like it. I need a customized license. Not for my car though. I'm thinking I should get one for my dog. It would say something like I8ITAL. That bastard will put away some food. Which brings me back to children. (see, all things are relative.) Kids use up everything!! I mean, you go to the store to buy food and what do they do? THEY EAT IT! I mean come on!! What's the point in buyng food? Why should I use my hard earned money to buy things like food, toilet paper, soap? Lita Ford is hot. Always has been. I'm thirsty. I think I'm gonna start a rock farm. What kind of fertilizer should I use? Should I water them daily? Twice a day? I want a pet jellyfish. Mmm...jelly. I like jelly.
