Ok, anyone and everyone knows anytime you mix alchohol, a hot tub, and 2 sexy ass people. Some things are going to happen. It doesn't help both people do not mind being nude in public areas. Well tequila is the drink of choice, clothes are on the fence, and the kids are to bed. Or so we thought. Don't you love the sixth sense of the oldest child? It seems that everytime mommy is in the middle of SOMETHING, the oldest will always make their way out of the room to beg for something that is pointless. The first time was ok she wanted to see her mom before she went to bed. When you hit on a mom, you expect it. An hour or two passes, things are beyond heated in the jacuzzi. The oldest peaks around the corner. Luckily, we were not out of the water. So , to the kid everything seemed normal. Wanting to be in the middle of things, she comes outside and ask for some cheetos. We send the girl back inside, and her and I continue to entertain each other. 30 minutes later she(the kid) comes out to say "Mommy, I love you!". The mother and I just look at each other. Mom responds, "I love you too honey, now get your ass to bed!" Her daughter does just that, or so we thought. We manuever our bodies that we can see into the house but they cant see us. We see the youngster stomp up the stairs. At this point we basically want to start over again. 20 minutes in we both hear "MOM ARE YOU COMING TO BED!?" THIS is where I just lost it, but I wasn't the only one. How would feel if your mother storm your bedroom butt-naked and pissed. Needless to say, That is how the night ended.
