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Little Johnny takes the bus to school as usual, but has to pee after his second class.
He walks in to the boy's room when a deep voice says, "hey, come over here."
He walks over to the urinal from where he thinks he heard it, and again he hears the voice, "hey, use me."
Little Johnny bursts out laughing because he realizes the urinal is talking to him. He proceeds to take a piss in that urinal, to which it replies, "mmm, thanks kid."
The voice sounds as if someone was actually there drinking it, so finding this funny, Johnny returns every day to this urinal.
After referencing it in class one day, his friends look at him as if he's insane, saying not to know what he's talking about.
"Yeah, it even knows my name now," Johnny explains.
That night, he goes to his parents who also look at him like he's crazy when he tells them, but also concerned.
They muster a laugh though and his mom gives him a bottle filled with a clear liquid. "Here," she says, handing him the bottle, "give this water to the urinal, it's probably dehydrated with all that salty piss. Just make sure only the urinal gets it."
So the next day, Johnny says to the urinal, "here, have some water," and pours it down.
The urinal starts choking and says "WHAT THE FUCK JOHNNY," and seems to go unconscious with a load thud.
When Johnny's parents talk him the next morning, he tells them that the water knocked the urinal out.
Scared out of her mind, the mom says, "Johnny, that was poison I gave you!!! . . . You're an hour late to school already, why?"
Johnny, still surprised about the whole urinal thing, tells her, "For some reason the bus driver didn't pick anyone up today."
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