hello my faithful lil wombats. its time for the new year and the celebration of new beginnings and sluffing off the anxieties of the previous.............
oh fuck it. its time to get drunk. time for all you good girls out there to get all hookered up lookig nice and have your one night of "if i don't remember it doesn't count" debauchery. time to go out there and be the animal that lives inside you.
guys its pretty much our time to sit back and watch said good girls in wild eyed wonderment. or you can try something new this year. if you see two chicks gettin down jump in the middle. the worst they can do is say no and crack you in the head with a beer bottle.
so ladies go forth and give a stranger a severe tounge lashing. and for goodness sake take it in the ass at least on this night cause you know you won't for the rest of the year.
and guys just be there when it happens.
and above all be safe you drunk bastards. this has been a public service announcement from Dr. Foul.
