1. I am a shallow woman
2. If I call you a friend, I think you are a beautiful person
3. I do not befriend uggos.
4. You could have the worst countenance on earth and still be beautiful to me, I see your inner beauty jerk offs.
5. I think I like this whole not being around much thibg, keeps me out of a lot of trouble
6. I am a hard working, independent woman...who oft times feels really really poorly about herself
7. I have amazing friends.
Ok...that is all...unless I think of more, which I reserve the right to do :P