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Midnight Bugs taste Best
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Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
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NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench
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Never try to race an old Geezer, he may have one more gear than you.
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Home is where your Harley sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
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You'll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake.
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Routine maintenance should never be neglected
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It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
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The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
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Never be afraid to slow down.
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Only Bikers understand why dogs love to stick their heads out car windows.
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Harley's don't leak oil; they mark their territory.
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Never ask a biker for directions if you're in a hurry to get there.
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Don't ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
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Pie and Coffee are as important as gasoline.
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Sometimes it takes a whole tankful of gas before you can think straight.
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If you want to get a job, you may have to compromise your principals. You may even have to shave.
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Riding faster than everyone else only guarantees you'll ride alone.
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Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
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Never mistake Horsepower for staying power.
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A good rider has balance, judgment, and good timing. So does a good lover.
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A cold hamburger can be reheated quite nicely by placing it in the crotch between the two cylinders.
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Never do less then Forty miles before breakfast.
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If you don't ride in the rain-you don't ride.
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A Harley on the road is worth 2 in the shop.
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Respect the person who has seen the Dark side of motorcycling and lived.
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Young riders pick a destination and go... Old riders pick a direction and go.
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A good wrench will let you watch without charging you for it.
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Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
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Always back your scoot into the curb-and sit where you can see it.
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Work to ride-Ride to work.
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Whatever it is, it's better in the wind.
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Two lane blacktop isn't a highway-it's a mindset.
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When you look down the road, it seems to never end-but you better believe it does.
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A biker can smell a party 2500 miles away.
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Winter is Natures way of telling you to polish.
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A Harley can't sing on city streets.
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Keep your bikes in good repair: riding boots are NOT comfortable for walking.
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People are like Harleys, each is customized a bit differently.
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If the bike ain't braking properly, you don't start by rebuilding the engine.
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Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your carburetor.
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Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes.
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Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck.
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Good coffee should be indistinguishable from 60 weight motor oil.
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The best alarm clock is sunshine on Chrome.
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Learn to do counterintuitive things that may someday save your .
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The twisties- not the superslabs- separate the bikers from the squids.
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When you're riding lead--don't spit.
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If you really want to know what's going on, watch what's happening at least 5 cars ahead.
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Don't make a reputation you'll have to live down or run away from later.
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If the person in the next lane at the stoplight rolls up the window and locks the door, support their view of life by snarling at them.
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A friend is someone who'll get out of bed at 2am to drive his pickup to the middle of nowhere to get you when you're broken down.
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If she changes her oil more than she changes her mind--follow her.
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If you want to get somewhere before sundown, you can't stop at every tavern.
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There's something ugly about a NEW Harley on a trailer.
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Don't lead the pack if you don't know where you're goin'.
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Sleep with one arm thru the spokes and keep your pants on.
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Practice wrenching on your own bike.
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Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don't. Some can't.
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Beware the biker who says the bike never breaks down.
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Some bikes run on 99-octane ego.
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Owning 2 bikes is useful because at least one can be raided for parts at any given time.
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You'll know she loves you if she offers to let you ride her bike. Don't do it and she'll love you even more.
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Don't argue with an 18-wheeler.
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Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
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Maintenance is as much art as it is science.
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A good long ride can clear your mind, restore your faith, and use up a lot of gasoline.
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If the countryside seems boring, stop, get off your bike, and go sit in the ditch long enough to appreciate what was here before the asphalt came.
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If you can't get it goin' with bungee cords and electricians tape-it's serious.
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If you ride like there's no tomorrow-there won't be.
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Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
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If you want to complain about the pace being set by the road captain, you better be prepared to lead the group yourself.
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Gray-haired bikers don't get that way from pure luck.
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There are drunken bikers. There are old bikers. There are NO old, drunken bikers.
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Thin leather looks good in the bar, but it won't save you from "road rash" if you go down.
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The best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
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Always replace the cheapest parts first.
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You can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
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No matter what marquee you ride, it's all the same wind.
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It takes both pistons and cylinders to make a bike run. One is not more important than the other.
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Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling when you feel like stripping your gears.