10 reasons why a Motorcycle is better than a Man:
1) Bigger and better ride
2) You're always on top
3) Longer and better vibrations
4) It's always there when you want it
5) You can kick it and it won't kick back
6) It doesn't want to know who you rode last night
7) You can dress it the way you want and it won't complain
8) Because it's a fast start and a longer ride
9) Motorcycles won't insult you if you are a bad rider.
10)Motorcycles don't care if you are late.