FRIENDS VS REDNECK FRIENDS
FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REDNECKS: Are the reason you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
REDNECKS: Call your parents mom and dad.
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REDNECKS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REDNECKS: Cry with you.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REDNECKS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.
FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
REDNECKS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
REDNECKS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
REDNECKS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REDNECKS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
REDNECKS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REDNECKS: Will knock them the fuck out!!
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REDNECKS: Will repost
You can take the redneck out of Texas.... But you will never turn her into a city friend.
