I've said this before and I'll say it again as needed. I am here to make friends. You know, those people that like to chat with each other, laugh at each other's corny jokes....learn things about each other, etc. I am not here to get your ratings on me. My life won't stop twirling if you choose to tell me I'm a '1' verses a '10'. I am who I am and a numerical rating won't change me.
On another happy note....I am not here for your cyber blow up doll fantasies. Someone just sent me a friend's invite and I accepted...in less than 5 minutes, I had a mail message from him asking if i have better pictures than what's in my album....Hell....better pictures? of what? His reply was...you know...of you naked! LMMFAO!!!! Now....Had this dude ever actually SEEN me naked, he would know that nude pics of me are definetly NOT better than clothed pics of me. But seriously.....yeah some of you have seen my tits....that too has come to a screeching stop. But what you will NEVER see are pics of Mary showing herself on Cherry Tap or any other area of the internet nude. I Have more respect for myself than to spread my legs and show you my Penelope. Yeah, I'm a major bullshitter and my true friends know that. But that's all it is on here.....bullshitting. If I have to show you Ms. Penelope in order for you to talk to me, I prefer you go ahead and do me a favor and shut the fuck up already. Cause it ain't gonna happen. It will take more effort than you typing on a keyboard to get between these thick thighs, Bubba.
So anyway, I'm hoping to make more true friends. And if I don't, I'm happy with the ones I have, They are the Best!!!!
