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Rock The Cradle
Wow, so some how I got suckered in to watching this dumbass show with the Rockstars' kids, watched them sound like shit and look like fools. But then come down to the finale and the only one with any stage performance whatsoever, was NOT chosen as the winner, but the one who's voice was a bad Bob Dylan made it... WTF!!! It's my fault for watching the stupid shit..... should've known better.

The Official Hot Momma Club Pimp Out For Mother's Day
THE HOT MOMMA CLUB MEMBERS" HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY "MAKE SURE TO RATE / FAN ADD ALL THE MEMBERS HERE AND MAKE IT THE BEST MOTHER'S DAY OF ALL"!! ~AKAMRS.T THE DREAM TEAM BOMBER~ DYLON'S DIVA MAFIA~ CLUB F.A.R.~ MY NEW OWNER LATIN MAN~@ fubar **Show Stopper/AlreadyMade**

Fubar Levels, Pts, And Unlocks
fubar Levels: Levels, Points, and Unlocks: Levels Points Unlock... 0 Freshmeat 0 Up to 50 photos 1 Newfu 250 Being known as Meat =) 2 Fu-ling 500 Set your own online status 3 Grasshopper 1,000 Vote on a MUMM 4 Chill Fu 2,000 Post HTML comments 5 Fu-Fighter 4,000 Create your own MUMMs 6 Twisted Fu 6,500 Rip a photo 7 Wasted Fu 9,000 Up to 70 photos 8 Psycho 14,000 Up to 750 profile ratings 9 Freak 25,000 Up to 6000 friends 10 Friend of fubar 35,000 Create your own lounge 11 Barfly 50,000 Up to 110 photos 12 Regular 75,000 Up to 10,000 friends 13 Bad Fu 100,000 Up to 140 photos 14 Minion 135,000 Up to 25 family members 15 Idol 170,000 Up to 5 MUMMs a day 16 Fu-gee 210,000 Up to 175 photos 17 Pimp 250,000 Up to 1000 photo ratings 18 Assassin 300,000 Up to 1000 prof ratings 19 Ninja 350,000 Up to 225 photos 20 Rock Star 425

Adam
SO, I've been thinking a lot lately. About everything... me, my life, my kids, my boyfriend, my psycho ex husband who can not stop being a shit stain... Tonight, we were at the game, and he had his butt in my face, so I kicked him. Not even hard, just a little kick, and OMG you would have though I actually hurt him. He was all cussing at me, being an asshole. And then it dawned on me... OOOHHH yeah! Thats why I'm fucking divorcing him!! I mean, seriously, he acts like such an ass over everything... One min he's all like 'I just wanna see you happy' and the next min he's cussing at me. This being friends with him wears on my nerves after a while. But, thats life I guess... right? So, other than that... I've begun to feel lonely. LIke, I don't talk to my friends as much as I used to, mainly because i have been working and such. But, Chastine has her own drama going on, and Adam, works a lot, and then we dont spend as much time together as we used to. I mean, a lot of that is going

Attention Attention Dirty South Crew, Lollipop Gurlz & Friends
Please help make "Tnk" a Godmother, shes always helping everyone out, asks for nothing in return, I'd love if all of you would go spank her hard for me...purdy pwease :) 593,889 Points to go! ♥Tnk♥YSC♥IBIC♥Ð§Ç♥ CLUB FAR♥LOLLIPOP GURL♥@ fubar This pimpout brought 2 you by the one and only..... ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "Goofball" Fu Owner of "DirtyXBeast" *DSC@ fubar

Why?
Ok, folks here it goes - I'm tired of the fan, rate, add, point whores. I deleted over 150 of them today. I don't need the extra baggage. I don't need to call you my friend just because I need imaginary points. So here's some ground rules from now out: 1) Just because you rate me does not mean I will rate you. If I do rate you, it's because I want to. I'll take my time and go through and rate your pictures when I choose. I do have a life outside of fubar. Sorry, it's the way it goes. 2) Same as above for fanning. 3) Do not add me unless you talk to me. If you send a friend request without at least saying hello, you can count on me not adding you. 4) Do not post HTML comments on my photos. Also do not post anything gross or crude unless I know you, we have talked and I know that you're just kidding around. I'm tired of people I don't even know asking to ride my dick. Grow up. 5) No more HTML comments in my profile. If you want to talk to me, talk to me! I don't need to

Wtf
How To Shower Like a Woman Take off clothes and place them sectioned in laundry basket according to lights and darks. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash. Rinse conditioner off hair. Shave armpits and legs. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mould spots with Tile cleaner. Get out of sh

Success...define It
After finishing my psych class with a 4.0 (spank you very much I had the highest grade in the class and I worked my ass off for it) we ended with defining success. That definition is going to vary greatly depending on the person and his or her point of view. After having read most of "Attitude 101" by John C. Maxwell (an incredible book and I suggest a lot of people pick it up and read it a time or two) I have defined my own version of success. I have always looked at success before this as having the perfect job, a beautiful home, money to spare, a nice car....basically a nice life and a great family. Now I look at it as something entirely different. Yes, I want all those "things" and on some level they might make me happy but it isn't what I see as success anymore. Success for me is growing spiritually and emotionally, sharing my talents with the world, giving beyond myself all while serving others. I've taken a look inside me and I don't always like what I see. I've seen attitude ad

#1 Stingsaintly
stingsaintly@ fubar This fool was being very very rude in my shout box, badgering me to cam with him, despite repeated refusals he persisted, when a male friend interceded, he came back into MY shout box saying "don't send your little boys to talk to me, I do not talk to men!" "you are a stupid whore woman" Exceptionally cowardly and ill mannered, watch out for this cretin.

Naughty Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Favorite position (s)? 4. Do you think I'm hot? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8. Would you take a shower with me? 9. Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10. Would you leave after or stay the night? 11. Do you like cuddling afterwards? 12. Condom or skin? 13. Do you give Oral pleasures? 14. Do you like to receive Oral Pleasures? 15. Have sex on the first date? 16. Would you kiss me during sex? 17. Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Threesome? 19.Anal? 20. How many times would you like to cum? 21. Would you use me as a booty call? 21. Can I use you as a booty call? 22. Do you like foreplay? 23. What is foreplay to you? 24. Can we take pictures of the act? 25. What do you think of phone sex? 26. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Justin Ballesteros Camacho
In a few moments, it will be May 10th and my son, Justin, would have been 12 years old. As each year passes, I try to picture what he would look like. Would he be a good student in school? Would he love my other 2 sons as his brothers? Would he love me? I miss him more and more everyday. I want to send this reminder to everyone...especially mothers since our special day is Sunday...please don't EVER pass up the chance to tell and show someone that you love them. You never know when you will never see them again but in your dreams. Until then, my dear baby boy Justin, Happy Birthday and always know that mommy loves you always and I will see you one day!

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My Auction
COME ON LETS GET TO BIDDING ON THIS HOTTIE.. COME ON NOW GUYS CLICK THE LINK NOW ... SHE'S OFFERING: 200 11's A WEEK FOR A MONTH OWNED BY IN MY NAME 7 DAY BLAST BLING PACK DAILY PROFILE COMMENT DAILY DRINK Come on all She is the Best person Ever to Own you Better Hurry to get you some of This! Low - Flo Rida feat. T-pain (Get Mp3 Codes and Player) (repost of original by 'Sugar Cookie Fu-owned by Cupcake Suprise and Fu-owner to Big Daddy {Spankers}' on '2008-05-09 20:40:01')

Time To Close The Door
Time to close the door, can't take no more. I feel the pain, going in sane. These broken wings, will learn how to fly, time to say goobye. I fall on my knees, and look out into the empty sea. it is time to close the door. nothing left to say, I know i am going to be okay, I can't stay. I wonder why, i walk away with a sigh, time to say goodbye. Mom And dad, I am sad, I feel bad, I am not going to cry, but i am going to try. These broken wings, are going to learn how to fly. Time to say goodbye, time to close the door. I can forgive, but i will never forget. time to close the door, and end this war. Time to say goodbye. Time to close the door.

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Mother's Day Story
A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away. As he got out of his car he noticed a young girl sitting on the curb sobbing. He asked her what was wrong and she replied, "I wanted to buy a red rose for my mother. But I only have seventy-five cents, and a rose costs two dollars." The man smiled and said, "Come on in with me. I'll buy you a rose." He bought the little girl her rose and ordered his own mother's flowers. As they were leaving he offered the girl a ride home. She said, "Yes, please! You can take me to my mother." She directed him to a cemetery, where she placed the rose on a freshly dug grave. The man returned to the flower shop, canceled the wire order, picked up a bouquet and drove the two hundred miles to his mother's house.

Aint He Sweet!
Check Out My Sexy New Ownertendercop Isn't He A Doll? Stop by and show him tons of Fu Luvin!!! I'm just getting to know him, and I am loving him already!! Get to know him too you will be glad you did!!! Tendercop Owner of Pink 0828@ fubar This Pimp-Out Brought To You By His Slave: *Pink0828*~*~Owned By Tendercop~*~@ fubar

The Semester Is Finished
Yippee, School is out til May 27th. I am so happy with myself. I thought my GPA was going to go down. I know, it isn't such a big deal, It is a personal challenge thing to me. but instead of going down it went up. I had a 4.0 for this past semester, Yea me. Now my daughter is going to really have to bust her butt to catch up now.

????????
last weekend, i grabbed her, and i said, you know, you are so good to me. i want you to know how much i appreciate it, and i kissed her. she giggled, and said, its no problem and i wont stop any time soon. so am i supposed to assume she doesn't miss me in her own way, however the matter of not wanting to act on that?

::a Good Relationship::
A relationships coach lays out his 5 golden rules for evaluating the prospects of long-term marital success. When it comes to making the decision about choosing a life partner, no one wants to make a mistake. Yet, with a divorce rate of close to 50 percent, it appears that many are making serious mistakes in their approach to finding Mr/Ms Right! If you ask most couples who are engaged why they're getting married, they'll say: "We're in love." I believe this is the number 1 mistake people make when they date. Choosing a life partner should never be based on love alone. Though this may sound not politically correct, there's a profound truth here. Love is not the basis for getting married. Rather, love is the result of a good marriage. When the other ingredients are right, then the love will come. Let me say it again: You can't build a lifetime relationship on love alone. You need a lot more. Here are five questions you must ask yourself if you're serious about finding and keeping

Haiku Of My Feelings
petals fall from trees like tear drops and wind brings rain of discontent tears fall like rain to be in the rain i love cant see me crying tears on the east wind the songs lay upto the wind winds moving the clouds the wind makes a sound like folks up there are dying the rain clears away haiku is style of poems consisting 3 lines with syllable count of 5-7-5

Hold Me While I Cry
YES THIS IS GOSPEL SONG IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT DON'T READ THE LYRICS *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* HOLD ME WHILE I CRY KAREN PECK & NEW RIVER It's been one of those days If anything could go wrong It went wrong I know I'm feeling sorry for me There's a lot of self pity goin' on Tomorrow I will be okay The dawn will bring a brand new day I'm sure by then I'll be fine Lord, today I really need a friend I know that you understand Would you hold me while I cry I take a lot of your time When I should be strong I should be standin' by now But, its you I'm leaning on You've always kept me safe from harm Like a child in your arms You've cradled me through hardships faced in life Lord, it's just one of those days I've been fought in every way Would you hold me while I cry I try to be stong But if anyone can fall apart I fall apart I run back to you again and you heal my broken heart You have truly been a friend Reaching out to lend a hand Lord, when you could

Hmmmm
ok Ill say it!! I hate being single I get so lonely sometimes, wondering will I meet that special man. but all I seem to run into Online, are Players I cringe when I get a Instant message saying are you big busted well hell guys I am a BBW what do you think! I swear some of the questions are so stupid I just want to tell the men use your head on your shoulders and not the one between your legs

Love
in my life all i want is to love someone and to hev them love me back, but it seems i will never find it, it seems its just one night stands and it hurts me so. will i eve get what i am looking for, i dont think so why cause i am to nice and nice guys finsh LAST!

Unicorn Rider
Unicorn Rider Deep, deep within her dream Jola could hear the neighing of a horse in fear, and she immediately headed to the sounds of distress, her bare feet running quickly over leaves and jumping over logs and branches. She heard the wolf pack long before she saw them, and knew they were waiting for her, but then she saw the unicorn, bigger than any horse she had seen, it’s massive horn already covered with blood as it struggled to win freedom once more. “Help me,” it cried in desperation, the voice was in her head, and she saw a large, golden tear roll down its cheek, “you and I are the last unicorns, the last of our race.” “How?” she shouted, “I don’t know how to help.” and the wolves snarled in anger at her approach. “Climb on my back and ride me to freedom” was its fearful reply. “But be fast, because I cannot fight for two for very long.” “ But I’m not a virgin.” She almost wept as she said the words, “I can’t ride you.” “Remember. Remember an

Dead Beat Dad.................
I have 4 kids ages 23, 22, 15 and 5 my ex husband has nothing to do with our children the 22 yr old and the 15 yr old. He has given them up for his wife as he and she told me. Yet i am constantly being told by people how she talks about me on the internet and how she calls me a bitch and says im a lier because i dont have the money to pay for my husband to adopt my daughter and give my exs lazy dead beat dad ass a break hes only behind $6,159 and change and im so getting tired of them putting all this crap on me and him takeing no responsibility for being a dad. He claims that since he no longer claims her as his daughter that he no longer has to pay support for her he has paid nothing but 30 dollars in about a year and when they took him to court to make him pay they gave him 30 days and then LET him do weekends???? i dont know what these courts are thinking they harrass me to get him into court then do this. Then they wonder why my daughter doesnt want to talk to them and why she hat

I Miss You When..
I miss you when You're not here I thinkn about you Even when we are together Seeing you makes me smile Seeing you makes my heart sing I want my life to always Be inertwined with yours You may my heart complete You are my world As you always will be I love you more than life itself My heart beats faster When we are talking My heart beats faster When I see you type I love you with Everything that I am I love you with Everything that I have You make my world right You take away all the sadness You are the light in my life When it is full of sadness and pain I want you to know Just how much I love you I want you to know How happy you make me I love you dearly I always will I love you Never forget that

Happy Mothers Day
mothers day To all of the beautiful moms I know... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ */MOTHERS and MOMS/* If you send this to just one person, it should make it all the way around the world by Mother's Day. This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, */'It's okay honey, Mommy's here.'/* Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted. This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes. And all the mothers who DON'T. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see. And the mothers who took those babies and gave them

R.i.p. Jeff 05/09/08
http://www.baynews9.com/content/36/2008/5/9/347012.html?title=Man+commits+suicide+at+school+bus+stop never move to land o lakes. too many people ive met here are dropping like flies. its too depressing to get to know someone and the next minute, you cant anymore.

Lesli's
subject: 9-11 Inside outside,written by lesli Johnson My best friend missys daughter post date: 2007-06-27 18:53:10 views: 19 comments: 1 ratings: 0 Inside I cry helplessly,smpathy for the familys who lost ones they love. Inside I feel like I can help,I want to but I can't. Inside is the pain and anger about that september day when everyone felt like the world stopped turning. Outside the staue of liberty weeping a tear. Outside I am thrying to stand strong,I want to cry,but nothing will come out. Outside the towers stand,minutes later innocent people doing thier jobs are dead. She wrote this back 9-15-2001 when she was 12.

Auction
Auction will start on May 19th 5pm EST and will end on June 2 5 pm EST Rules are as follows: 1. No NSFW pictures or comments. 2. No drama 3. 25,000 Fu Bucks fee to enter 4. Bidders must start with a bid of 50,000 fu bucks, that way you get ur 25,000 fu bucks back. 5. You the person being auctioned, has the right to turn down any bid. 6.Bids must be higher then the last one. Cash bids are higher then fu bucks 7. I'm the host I'm not responsible for what is being offered or what one bids on u. The Auction will starts a few days after I get 10 ppl a min. If you are interested send me a private msg. with a link to the pic you would like to use (SFW), 25,000 fee and a list of what you are offering. No shouts Plz! Thanks. (PS) If this goes off good maybe I'll add a little twist to auction #2

A Good Woman
"A good woman is proud of herself. She respects herself and others. She is aware of who she is. She neither seeks definition from the person she is with, nor does she expect them to read her mind. She is quite capable of articulating her needs. A good woman is hopeful. She is strong enough to make all her dreams come true. She knows love, therefore she gives love. She recognizes that her love has great value and must be reciprocated. If her love is taken for granted, it soon disappears. A good woman has a dash of inspiration, a dabble of endurance. She knows that she will, at times, have to inspire others to reach the potential God gave them. A good woman knows her past, understands her present and moves toward the future. A good woman knows God. She knows that with God the world is her playground, but without God she will just be played. A good woman does not live in fear of the future because of her past. Instead, she understands that her life experiences

Karma
The 12 Laws of Karma THE GREAT LAW As you sow, so shall you reap. This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect. Whatever we put out in the Universe is what comes back to us. If what we want is happiness, peace, friendship, love... Then we should BE happy, peaceful, loving, a friend. Negative energy sent out to others will come back to you 10 fold. THE LAW OF CREATION Life doesn't just HAPPEN, it requires our participation. We are one with the Universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state. BE and DO yourself what you want to have in your life. THE LAW OF HUMILITY What you refuse to accept, will continue for you. If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence. THE LAW OF GROWTH Wherever you go, there you are. For us to GROW in Spirit it is WE who must change and not the people, places or things around us.

Things That Make Me Go Hmmmmm
I logged on just a bit ago and saw this in my Shoutbox "misterak &...: hello... you are a good slavegirl material? that was just a question... and i am not here to joke arround... when you are curious about that theme... and when you are curious to behave like a slavegirl... to act like one and to be treated like a submissive by a dominant... read my profile and my blog and when you think then, that you would be an enrichment for me and my slavegirl family, adress me as sir and add me on yahoo: misterak20 or msn: misterak20@hotmail.de and contact me there immediately, to ask for a chance to present yourself as worthy submissive." So, I checked out his page and read up on his blogs. And, I asked myself.. "Where, in looking at my profile, did this guy come up with the idea that I'd be interested in being submissive to anyone? Let alone a perfect stranger who lives in Germany?" Now, maybe he just thought I looked pretty. (hahaha) or maybe the expression on my face in my pic led

My Daughter Wrote This 4 Me!
Hey mom, Guess what? You're an April morning, Filled with delight as you ponder down the stairs With a glee to bright Still you're glamorous as though it were an April day, but things have changed and you're No longer the shades in my life when I'm sobbing So,remember you'll always be the true hero till dusk us part.

Sin Wagon Members List (updated 5/9/08)
We're Gonna Do Some Mattress Dancing so bust out the Handcuffs and Whipped Cream and Are you YOU up for the ride? Well then, just Rate/Fan and Add each of the following people (be sure to put Sin Wagon in your friend request!) and then send aGEM4life and AngelGurl a private message (no shouts please) saying that you have taken the ride and R/F/A everyone! **Please make sure you R/F back and if you have already done this in the past simply leave em a comment saying "Sin Wagon already R/F you".** You will then be added to the list of riders. We are all here to meet new people and have fun so we ask that there is No Drama please. '♡aGEM4life♡'Founder 'AngelGurl'Co-founder 'Keith'Driver 'SuperStarrPrincess'

And There Will Be Hell To Pay.....
By yours truly Mary Along came a spider And sat down beside her And frightened the poor girl away. But what if that spider was afraid he might bite her So tickled fear up her leg? She looked down at her skirt Afraid it would hurt And her heart knew there'd be hell to pay. -------------

Sale Sale Sale
i got a red sox sweatshirt, nextel and verizon phone for sale.... verizon - $50 comes with: house and car charger 1 battery 1 phone clip (cant find a pic of it) nextel i265- $20 comes with: 1 battery cant find the SIM card but ebay has SIM cards for under $10 (including shipping) Red Sox sweatshirt - $40 size medium color red

Copy Of Blog From Booboo's Page!
To keep everyone on the same page I'm adding this blog so everyone knows how we operate. We don't have many rules so thats how it keeps things simple. 1.The biggest rule...NO DRAMA..If you have a problem with something or someone come to me and let me know. 2. Help on Level ups when you are available. We all have real lives off of Fubar and can't be here for everything. But if you are here and can help please do so. 3. And our last rule.. But out of respect to all levelers..That each are Fanned, Rated and added. No blocks on levelers. If there is a reason you have a leveler blocked please advise me as to why. 4. All Shadow Levelers are required to have it in there name on their profile. It's not required in the profile link and if you need help on that please let me know and I'll help you. This is due to some decide they no longer want to be a leveler but forget to tell us. 5. We have found that it is easier to do a level up when someone is online so unless they are a l

Plz Read
The following is an email I received recently. Whether or not you think this pertains to you, please read it all the way through. You are guaranteed to know at least one person that can benefit from reading this. After reading it, please send it to EVERYONE on your list... male or female. And ask them to pass it on, because they will know people that you don't, and if it is sent out enough, maybe it can save some lives. ~Erica I will repost this a few times in the future. It WON'T bring you luck or make you rich BUT It just might save YOUR LIFE! The crying baby thing happened to me once, and the police told me the exact same thing. Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke) This is important information for females of ALL ages. When this was sent to me, I was told to forward it to my lady friends, but I forwarded it to most everyone I know. My male friends have female friends and this information is too important to miss someone. Please pass it a

Two Poems I Found While Cleaning My Dorm Room
Ace I love mace. God gave me grace with lace. You have a beautiful face. Where is that place? that we can make quick pace and be friends 4ever! love (actually it was a heart), the magic c-dubby ~ Perdoname ~anonimo~ Perdoname si te quiero demasiado, Perdoname porque estoy enamorado. Perdoname si quiero darte un abrazo, Perdoname porque quiero estar a tu lado Perdoname si no puedo olvidarte, Perdoname por desear besarte. Perdoname por no dejarte, Perdoname porque solo puedo amarte. Mas si quieres olvidarme, Te lo hare muy facil. Solo dale tu carino a otro, pero a mi, no me pidas que no te ame. Nunca habia estado tan cerca de ti, nunca habia probado tu carino. Y ahora despues de hacerlo, como dejar de sentir que quiero estar contigo? Como podria yo olvidar la suavidad tu piel, la ternura de tus abrazos y el calor de tus besos? Translate later

A Vision A Dream
A dream in black A dream in boots A dream in a corset A dream not moot A dream in fishnets A dream of you I Wait patiently for i have been good. If good is enough Here i will wait. This Vision of you Please don't hesitate. Let me know, free my mind In My Dreams we are two but in one of a kind. Miss you, You know who you are. I wait patiently. So Saith the Bear

Sweet Seduction All Alone
i close my eyes and lay down to the sweetness of slumber ... i cant sleep for thoughts of you slipping into my eyes behind the closed lids ....i see ur smile and ur face dances be4 me .....i dream of ur hands on my hips and my body is awake in an instant .... i hear u whisper into my heart .... i touch where ur mouth has been and soon im alive with the feel of ur lips ... mouth parting and small sounds of pleasure escape into the dark room ... all alone but so close to u in my soul .... i touch my most private places and as the tips of mounds harden and a distict wetness over comes me .... the want of u ... the need of ur hardness against my unique curves ... i feel the ache as i climb higher .. swirling excitement as i moan out ur name in the heat of passion ..... i sucumb to the sensations and remember how it felt to feel u drive into me .... how u pulled my hair and i looked up at u .. look at u from over my shoulder .... begged for more ... never wanting that moment to end ....the

For My Darling Girl
i say a little prayer for my sick child when you are hurting I am sore when you are sad I am crying when you are exhausted I will cradle you safe when you smile I am laughing when i look in your eyes i can see beauty As i hold you close i feel your heartbeat when i close my eyes i will you to be well. for my darling girl with eyes of brown my little doe and always a clown a peace you will know when the sickness is gone when you're not sore or tired we will go have more fun..

I'm New
Hey everyone, I'm new to the site, obviously, so forgive any errors! Just checking out new places to find people to chat with, as I seem not to have much of a social life at the moment. Check out the profile, forgive the pics, and hit me up if ya wanna chat!

Ho Hum...
a dark foreboding voice carries through the wind, calling, come, come, i will keep u safe. a leaf is carried on the wind as the voice keeps calling, floating up and down, dancing a dance all of its own i look around to see if someone is there, but find only an empty place i watch the leaf as it starts to fly away so i follow further and further into darkness it is carried and i follow whereupon i trip and fall like im falling from space a hand reaches out and grabs me arms wrap around me slowly a hand touches my chin lifting my head towards an unknown face a face of clear beauty a warmth unlike any other fills me and surrounds me as the voice whispers, Now you are safe

Casting Models For An Art Photography Project
I'm doing a photography project on the female anatomy, and I'm currently casting models for it. The project is a series of macro (close-up) images of the female body. I would be doing close ups of body parts that are especially feminine. Now, that doesn't necessarily mean THOSE body parts. I would be shooting things like earlobes, hips, ankles, collar bones, etc. But THOSE parts of the female body are important, and I'd would need to shoot them as well. This is an art project. If you'd like check my references, you can find them on my site EmptyAllegory.com or you can contact me directly, and I'll get you in touch with models that I've worked with before. Thanks, Dave Martindale

Xxx Mississippi...
NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.' The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,' she retorted indignantly. In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives.' Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.' $5.00 says you're gonna read this again

Signs....
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' ************************* In a Podiatrist's office: 'Time wounds all heels.' ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** On another Septic Tank Truck: 'We're #1 in the #2 business' ************************** At a Proctologist's door: 'To expedite your visit, please back in.' ************************** On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.' ************************** On another Plumber's truck: Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..' ************************** On a Church's Billboard: '7 days without God makes one weak.' ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee: 'Invite us to your next blowout.' ************************** On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: 'Hello. Can we pick your nose?' ************************** At a Towing company: 'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We wa

Friends
I send comments to my friends every day and only a handfull send them back. i also send birthday comments to friends having bdays. and dont even as much as get a thank you. one person did thank me and sent me a bday comment bk. no im not in it or doing it for points, but i think its very rude not to return comments. im thinking about not sending comments and bday wishe to any one any more. for those few friends that do return comments thank you. you are true friends. some of you were on my friends list before i deleted my other account. those friends are very special to me.

Wtf
Last night i left a message on a ex friends mumm he was talking about his brother going to jail and how he was deciding on if he should go visit and yell at him or not... i said::*name blocked because i am nice* May 9, 2008 @ 1:23 am #26 of 35 j****** honey... honestly it would be hypocritical of you to say jack shit to him... and more than likely he won't listen because of things YOU do +++++++ and logged out.. I was not meaning to be mean just being honest because he has drinking and drug issues.. today i logged in and see i have a message from him..with the title "stop being honest" ++++++ Yea but I have changed a lot from what I used to be... you really don't know... so stop trying to throw BS at me +++++ i go to respond to him to say i wasn't being mean but he has me blocked keep in mind he thought i was bashing him when i told him he was acting like a jerk to a bunch of people one night. now.. if anyone happened to see the mumm and knows who

Round 6!
20k for 1st to comment band and title! In That Dream I Recall Pieces Of Prisons I'm Escaping In The Next Big Religion I Do The Cross Thing The Cross Thing Which Ever Way The Wind Blows Your Mind In Time I'm Nine Our Lives Unwind We Find The Wine Red Or White Like The Days Fade Away A Cloud Of Smoke Blurred Eyes You're Always Brighter In The Daytime You Fight It After Midnight It Just Seems To Me It's Such A Joke Every New Walk Thru Life Just Inherits Christ You Should Have To Prove Something First Something First Prove Something You're A Godfiend In That Dream I Recall Pieces Of Prisons I'm Escaping >From A Black Hole I Crawl, I Crawl Beneath My Halo Emanating T The Only Proof You Need Is That You Know And Today's Way's Divine Right Brainwashed Overnight You Shouldn't Have To Lose Something First Something First Lose Something You're A Godfiend The New Cult King Yeah Doing The Cross Thing The Cross Thing Can't You See Why I'm Still...can't You

Hells Revenge Dj Battle.....
BATTLE OF THE DJS!!!!! Think you are the best DJ on FUBAR? Register Today to find out! Winner will receive a PIMPOUT and a 3 DAY BLAST...... For more details on the battle contact: DIMES~Owner Hells Revenge OR CONTACT BE~Owner Hells Revenge CLICK TO REGISTER LEAVE YOUR NAME AS A COMMENT COME SHOW YOUR SKILLS

How To Squirt From G-spot Stimulation
If you’re someone who can stimulate a woman’s G spot, then you’re already well ahead of the rest because very few have found this coveted spot. But why not take this a step further by actually stimulating it to the point where your partner ‘squirts’ (experiences an ejaculation)? Understandably, there are several things that need to be covered to make her squirt from g-spot stimulation, and not all of them concern physical stimulation. Things You’ll Need: sturdy bed / surface pillows a towel... or two Step 1: It’s ALWAYS important to engage in foreplay. A woman’s sexual arousal takes place first and foremost in her brain. As such, never underestimate the power of foreplay. Instead of just trying to get her in the mood minutes before making love though, try to really build sexual tension by starting foreplay hours or even days in advance. This ‘pre-conditions’ her mind and body so that she’s more ready to squirt from G spot stimulation. Step 2: Now, it’s time to locate th

46 Unknown Facts/secrets About Yourself:
46 unknown facts/secrets about yourself: 1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? 2. What were you doing this morning at 8 am? 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? 4. What are you wearing? 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? 6. Last person to say they loved you? 7. Last time you kissed someone? 8. Do you know the words to the song on your fubar profile? 9. Last thing received in the Mail? 10. Have you ever gotten naked in a public place? 11. How long is your hair? 12. How many different drinks have you had today? 13. Are you any good at math? 14. Do you have plans on Saturday night? 15. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? 16. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? 17. Do you like the lights off or on? 18. What are you excited about? 19. What did you do last night ? 20. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive? 21. Where do you keep your change?

Name That Tune Round 5!
I FUKKIN LOVE THIS SONG!!! OK YAY I AM GETTING MARRIED!!! (3rd time lol) SO I AM GIDDY LETS SAY 20K FOR THE 1ST TO NAME BAND AND SONG! IF U KNOW BUT DONT WANT BUCKS JUST TAUNT THE OTHER TILL THEY GET IT LMAO LETS HAVE A WINNER! Won't you come over and stay for a while? Take a seat, have a drink, we'd have a nice time. Turn on the TV I believe it's prime time. I'll make you chicken cacciatore in five. There's a woman down at 314 who can't keep the stains on her kitchen floor clean. And there's a man who's been knockin' on his door for three years, or has it been four? I don't wanna spend the winter in this house all alone. Those neighbors of mine keep coming on over and playing with my mind. I would like to love you, I sure would treat you right. We could take the trash out every Thursday night. Here in my neighborhood there is the strangest thing - green buckets every Friday at every driveway. They're filled with glasses, plastics, and newspapers, too. Th

Live Your Way
You aint brave Your just a slave to the ones you blame Afraid it’ll go away Pray that it's gonna stay Nothing pays off for pussy motherfuckers I wont live your way Wont do what you say I wont fade away Cause I aint lost like you I aint lost like you Annihilate Enemies that you make The ones that you helped create The pain that its gonna take When the shit goes down we go underground I wont live your way Wont do what you say I wont fade away Cause I aint lost like you I wont live your way Wont do what you say I wont fade away Cause I aint lost like you Cause I aint lost like you I aint lost like you Cause nothing pays off for pussy motherfuckers I wont live your way Wont do what you say I wont fade away Cause I aint lost like you I wont live your way Wont do what you say I wont fade away Cause I aint lost like you I aint lost like you I aint lost like you Ran away when I was 16 Drowned as fast as I could Crashed sixth mustang Tryi

True/false Questionaire
RULE 1: If You open this you GOTTA take it T/F Only answer with True or False Q: Like/love someone? -True / False Q: Kissed someone on your top friends? -True / False Q: Been searched? -True / False Q: Sat on a roof top? -True / False Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? -True / False Q: Broken a bone? -True / False Q:Had ur head shaved? -True / False Q: Played a prank on someone? -True / False Q: Shot a gun? -True / False Q: Donated Blood? -True / False ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just be 100% truthful LAST PERSON 1:You hung out with? - 2:Last person that you texted? - 3:Last person you were in a car with? - 4:Went to the movies with? - 5:Went to the mall with? - 6:Person you talked on the phone with? - 7:Person you called? - 8: You messaged on fubar? - 9: Who hurt you? - 11:You talked to

"does Your Name Fit You?"
Does Your Name Fit You?" A: Very Very Easy To Fall In Love With M: Very Very Hot B: Gay(Happy) E: Fucking Hott R: Very Good Kisser D: Never Let People Tell You What To Do A: Very Very Easy To Fall In Love With M: Very Very Hot N: Has One of The Best Personalities Ever I: Beautiful Face T: Nice Ass 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 A: Very Very Easy To Fall In Love With B: Gay(Happy) C: Can Be Funny + Dumb At The Same Time D: Never Let People Tell You What To Do E: Fucking Hott F: Very Strong Hands G: Has A Smile To Die For H: Has An Ass To Die For I: Beautiful Face J: very good in bed K: Makes People Laugh L: Crazy M: Very Very Hot N: Has One of The Best Personalities Ever O: Popular With All Sorts of People P: An Animal Lover Q: ugly R: Very Good Kisser S: Has Beautiful Eyes T: Nice Ass U: Isn't Judgemental V: Doesn't Give A Shit W: Loves the Cock X: Great Kisser Y: Is Really Adorable Z:

Tell Me Aren't We Here For Fun
Hickman_Lo...: most women don't even care to see men naked Hickman_Lo...: you want to see more than my face? Hickman_Lo...: its just fubucks, I spent alot of my fubucks to see some hot pics of a woman so why can't I charge for mine? ->Hickman_Lo...: there just pics and we are her for fun so what do u mean ?? Hickman_Lo...: but I guess you give it for free Hickman_Lo...: Hey I would have given you fubucks to see you ->Hickman_Lo...: k i will Hickman_Lo...: read my blog ->Hickman_Lo...: what do u mean hun Hickman_Lo...: need fubuck, I'm worth it arn't I? ->Hickman_Lo...: why all the privatepics mine are not WELL IM TOLD I GIVE IT FOR FREE, BECAUSE I SHARE MY PICS WITH MY FRIENDS.....HOW RUDDE IS THAT ! I THOUGHT WE WERE HERE TO HAVE FUN.... SO I GUESS I WILL KEEP MY nsfw PICS PRIVAYE AND WILL ALL WILL HAVE TO ASK TO SEE THEM...... AND no I WONT CHARGE BECAUSE IM NOT A PORNSTAR OR A CALL GIRL

I'm An Anarchist And I Lol'd At This!
Three Things to Ponder: 1. Cows 2. The Constitution 3. The Ten Commandments C O W S Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow. T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it anymore. T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and '

First Love's Question(male Or Female Answers)
Okay I have known my first love since I was 13 and he was 16 well when we first started dating everything went swell then off and on for 7 years. Now were completely over but my question's are: 1.Does a woman have to beg for a kiss,hug or even to make love? 2.Does another woman have to be better than the other to please a man? 3.Is a prep better than anyone else?(not judging anyone just an opinion) 4.Should a family member get involve with a conflict relationship? 5.Should a family member tell you that you didn't love the person you were with for a long time? 6.Does telling the girl/woman your with that there more entertaining than the one your with? Tell me your options on these cause I need some really good advice lately. I am with someone new but I just need some help so I can sleep again I can't sleep since he has left and those questions not be answered.

Round 4!!
GETTING OUT OF THE CLASSIC ROCK SO STEP IT UP LOL 15K TO THE 1ST WITH THIS BAND AND TITLE! Evanescent like the scent of decay I was fading from the race When in despair, my darkest days Ran amok and forged her face From the fairest of handmaidens to A slick perverted wraith Nymphetamine Heaving midst narcissus On a maledict blanket of stars She was all three wishes Sex, sex, sex A lover hung on her death row I was hooked on her disease Highly strung like Cupid's bow Whose arrows hungered meat And the blinding flare of passion In the shade of narrow streets Where their poison never rationed All the tips they left in me Two tracks Bric-a-brac Something passed between us Like a bad crack Upward-lit I'd met another kind Of rat In fact With every Rome inside me Licked and ransacked She haunted at the corners of my mind In black Cataracts Wouldn't whitewash away Her filthy smoke stack She burnt me like a furnace For my future suicide L

My New Motto
A strangled smile fell from your face It kills me that I hurt you this way The worst part is that I didn't even know Now there's a million reasons for you to go But if you can find a reason to stay I'll do whatever it takes To turn this around I know what's at stake I know that I've let you down And if you give me a chance Believe that I can change I'll keep us together whatever it takes She said "If we're gonna make this work You gotta let me inside even though it hurts Don't hide the broken parts that I need to see" She said "Like it or not it's the way it's gotta be You gotta love yourself if you can ever love me" I'll do whatever it takes To turn this around I know what's at stake I know that I've let you down And if you give me a chance And give me a break I'll keep us together, I know you deserve much better But remember the time I told you the way that I felt That I'd be lost without you and never find myself Let's hold

Mother's Day Poem
MOTHERS and MOMS If you send this to just one person, it should make it all the way around the world by Mother's Day. This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, 'It's okay honey, Mommy's here. ' Who have sat in rocking chairs for hours on end soothing crying babies who can't be comforted. This is for all the mothers who show up at work with spit-up in their hair and milk stains on their blouses and diapers in their purse. For all the mothers who run carpools and make cookies and sew Halloween costumes. And all the mothers who DON'T. This is for the mothers who gave birth to babies they'll never see. And the mothers who took those babies and gave them homes.

The ^..^™ Will Be Back!
Those of you who enjoyed my alter sexual ego, ^..^™ aka Chaotic Kittie, will be overjoyed to kno that she will be coming back here really SOON! Within the next month I am planning on: Getting a New Cam Getting an External Harddrive And if this overtime at work keeps up...I am planning on getting me a new laptop/desktop. So beware ^..^™ will be back on the prowl... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

A Big Thank You That's Long Over Due-part 1 {please Repost}
THANK YOU PART 1 JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU TO SOME FRIENDS THAT HAVE BEEN ON MY PAGE ALMOST EVERYDAY FOR MONTHS WITH COMMENTS, GIFTS, BLINGS, OR JUST GET WELL WISHES OR TRYING TO MAKE ME SMILE WHEN I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY AND GOD KNOWS THERE'S BEEN PLENTY LATELY. I'M PUTTING IT INTO 2 BULLETINS CAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY AND I'M SO SORRY IF I MISSED ANYONE AND IF I DID PLEASE PM ME AND LET ME KNOW. THANK YOU WITH ALL MY LOVE AND BIG {{HUGS}} TINK MY BFF ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Please help me get to Godmother!!}@ fubar NICKI Nicki..@ fubar Tsisquo'ga ♥ Cherokee God Mama ♥ Owner Of Club F.A.R. #1 Family on FuBar ~ d.s.c.@ fubar JEWELS :::"JEWELS"::: * Club F.A.R. *.. Plz ...Fan + Rate = Add !@ fubar WILL williamtell Please Sign Guestbook@ fubar CHINAWHITE ChiinaWhiite

Blahhhh
I need help leveling up whoever can send out 5 bulletins each day for 3 days then rate and comment everything on my profile will get to own me for a month or I own them however you wana do it if you are interested let me know send me a message......

A Big Thank You That's Long Over Due-part 2 {please Repost}
THANK YOU PART 2 JUST WANTED TO SAY THANK YOU TO SOME FRIENDS THAT HAVE BEEN ON MY PAGE ALMOST EVERYDAY FOR MONTHS WITH COMMENTS, GIFTS, BLINGS, OR JUST GET WELL WISHES OR TRYING TO MAKE ME SMILE WHEN I WAS HAVING A BAD DAY AND GOD KNOWS THERE'S BEEN PLENTY LATELY. I'M PUTTING IT INTO 2 BULLETINS CAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY AND I'M SO SORRY IF I MISSED ANYONE AND IF I DID PLEASE PM ME AND LET ME KNOW. THANK YOU WITH ALL MY LOVE AND BIG {{HUGS}} SEXY BABY BLUE EYES ♥♥♥♥ ♥§è×ý ßåbý ßlµè Êýè$ ™©*****CAPTAIN of the Confederate Bombers****@ fubar RODNEY envyME007@ fubar DJ ALBE {DJ ALBE}DejaVu RADIO^(CLUB DejaVU/*BadBoy MAFIA.*21[NSFW]@ fubar BETH momofsteve shadow leveler@ fubar JOSHUALEE JoshuaLee@ fubar LOUISE Vanessa's Club Frat@ fubar

Round 3!
1st with band and title gets 10k! Red gates of iron cast their Black shadows on this land Dividing souls... far below The gathering winds the armies watch Are rising from the west Foretelling news... of freedom's hand In secrecy they've infiltrated All of our strongholds Controlling more... year after year So we've let this happen all along Believing what's been said Our leaders cry... we have no one to fear We watch the sun rise, and hope We watch the sun rise, and hope That it won't be our last Is it late to try, must we all die Our system awaits testv Freedom by choice... is it for all men, best So we wait in fear the atom split Our hearts in two be torn Learn from the past... before the storm We watch the sunrise, and hope We watch the sunrise, and hope That it won't be our last

Plz Help Me Here With Just A Rate Plz
OUR CONTEST IS IN ITS FINALL HOURS AND WE NEED RATES BAD IF YOUR NOT BUSY COULD YOU PLEASE JUST RATE OR TRY AND RERATE THESE PIC FOR US THAT WOULD BE GREAT TY SO MUCH FOR ALL THAT HAS HELP SO MUCH AND RETURNED AND SHOW LOVE OVER AND OVER XOXOXOXOX

Name That Tune Round 2!
Round too this one might be harder I hope! lol 1st with the answer gets 10k! band and title! Pig's in the mud When he tires Pig's in zen Pig's in zen Pig is nude Unashamed Pig's in zen Pig's in zen Talkin bout the pig The pig The pig - uh Pa-pa-pa-pa-pig Goddamned pig Pig mounts sow When he's wound Pig's in zen Pig's in zen Pig eats shit But only when he hungers Pig's in zen Pig's in zen Talkin bout the pig The pig The pig - uh Pa-pa-pa-pa-pig Goddamned pig Oh, I know about war But I just wanna fuck I know about pain and suffering and being cold But I just wanna fuck The pig is led to the slaughter Pig is led to the slaughter This he says Is the price some pay For a simple life How he feels Thats proof for him Pig's in zen Talkin bout the pig The pig The pig The pig The pig The pig Goddamned pig The pig - uh Pa-pa-pa-pa-pig

Name That Tune!
Here it is! What is it? I dunno you tell me! First 5 to comment the right answer get 5k!! Talk about things and nobody cares Wearing other things that nobody wears Ya callin' my name, but I gotta make it clear Can't say where I'm gonna be in a year. Some sweat hog mama with a face like a gent Said my get up and go musta got up & went. You got good news but you're a real good liar Cause backstage lover set your pants on fire. Riff 8x, then sweet emotion [2x] Pulled into town in a police car Your daddy said I took you just a little too far. Tellin' other things, but your girlfriend lied Can't catch me cause the rabbit done died. Standin' in front just shakin' your ass. Take you back stage you can drink from my glass. Talk about something you can sure understand Cause a month on the road and i'll be eatin' from your hand

Just You
i sat here today debating to tell you how i feel my deepest feelings iwanted to share but yet fear told me not to, why? you asked me....because i was afraid that you would ignore me and my feelings, and just be nice and say "how nice" without feelings, yet you took my hand and gazed into my eyes, and you told me how you felt about me, iwas suprised to hear the words "I love you" from your lips...and feel the warmth of your hand on mine, your voice comforting. It was "just you"

Announcement May 9th
I am starting a Spot Light fund! So here's what I'm going to do. For every 20k Fu-bux you send me I will do a SFW salute to you, what that salute says is up to you. Every 50k Fu-bux you send will get you a bling from me as well as a SFW salute! Anyone who sends 100k or more will get 2 SFW salutes and 2 pieces of bling! Just send your bux here! Include in your message what you want you salute to say! lauria♥Shadow Leveler♥Owned by Gary@ fubar

A Random Memory :d
So I was sitting here being bored out of my mind, Thinking about my Baby turning 2 in sept. when a memory of when she was born popped into my head and I thought I would share it. :) My Memphiss was born Sept. of 2006 at 7:30 pm. The labor was short and sweet(well as sweet as labor can be :s) My family was in the waiting room of course. Well shortly after I had her, and they had cleaned her up a little (mind you they had NOT bathed her yet) and wrapped her in a blanket, My brother and his wife came in and of course they wanted to see their new niece. I handed my daughter to my big brother, and he went and sat on the couch, while I talked to the Dr. and my BF. All of a sudden I heard a something that sounded like someone smelling something, then right after that I heard a gagging sound :s I turned and saw my brother gagging and looking kinda sheepish.....I was like "did you just sniff my baby?" and he kinda smiles and says "I was looking for the new baby smell" I about died of laughte

Cashing In
CASHNG IN IS AN EXPRESSION FOR IM ALMOST TO THE POINT TO LEAVE....WHERE i DONT , BUT MAYBE SOMEWHERE EXOCTIC. a BEATIFUL PLACE...LIKE THE JUNGLE OR HAWAII. yEAH MY DREAM PLACES. yOU KNW AS A FRIEND TO ANYONR I TRY SO HARD....SO WHY IS IT SO HARD TO GET WHAT I REALLY WANT....CAN ANY ONE GIVE ME ADVIVE...ANYONE...THKS

Whats Tha Deal Wit Life
wit life it can be so confusing,,,dont you think. I mean certian things happen for numerous reasons, but the one you want to be with, the one you would take a ullrt for, where is he? I know where he is and yes Id take a bullet for him. My heart is set on his, whether he feels the same about me. I love him. He should know who he is. Just one question....how do you really feel about me fromt he bottom of you heart, because all my heart does now is aches in pain and cries because I have no clue to where it's going. Your perfect in every little wasy. You make my day when I see your eyes and the expressions on you face. But I completly understand if you never want to give it a try. But just remember Ill love you forver and always will. Im different than most girls. I think you know that, but anyways...I LOVE YOU W/ ALL MY HEART!

I Get It
So you say you're ignored As it is, Well, give us your sad, sad trip You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So right, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Assumed it's whether We're right, or wrong We're doomed, and there's plenty for all How dare you catch me counting How dare you call at all How dare you call this suffering How dare you call at all You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So right, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Pass on these tenets They double in time The touch of life, once failed to mention so far Of course the law is fountains Of face to face remorse Of fast and restless blackmail Like pent up fetish force You're right, I get it It all makes sense, you're the perfect person So right, so wrong Let's all live in your imaginary life Do you want it enough? Do you want it at all? Should you need it at all? Takes a minute to see Do you wa

Coke/pepsi Codes Contest Now Officially Underway!
PEPSI STUFF M, 41North Syracuse, NY THE COKE/PEPSI CODE CONTEST HAS OFFICIALLY STARTED! SO GATHER ALL YOUR UNUSED COKE & PEPSI CODES! EARN YOURSELF SOME FU-BUCKS & POSSIBLY WIN A PRIZE IF YOU SEND THE MOST CODES! RULES: 1) MUST HAVE VALID ADDRESS TO RECEIVE PRIZE. (NO PO BOXES!) PRIZE WILL BE SNAIL-MAILED TO YOU. SO IF YOU DO WIN THE PRIZE, DON'T ACT LIKE A JERKOFF(LIKE THE LAST WINNER DID), BECAUSE YOUR PRIZE ISN'T FEDEX'D TO YOU. 2) THIS CONTEST WILL BE ONLY FOR "MY COKE REWARDS" & "PEPSI STUFF" CODES ONLY. 3) THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE A CERTIFICATE FOR A ONE-TOPPING LARGE PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA. (VALUE $14.50) 3) ALL CODES MUST BE VALID. ANYONE SENDING MULTIPLE NON-VALID CODES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. IT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU TO PROVIDE ACCURATE CODES, SO PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ARE POSTING THE CORRECT LETTERS, FOR SUCH. AND, IF YOUR TRYING TO PULL A FASTONE & PURPOSELY SEND FAKE CODES, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER. 4) DO NOT POST CODES IN THIS BULLETIN! ONLY CODES SEN

Rebuttal Etiquette (by A Male)
1. First of all, yes you're obligated to do it. If you don't, we will find someone (younger, prettier and dirtier) who will. 2. Second, swallowing a teaspoon full of cream is a hell of a lot easier than licking a dead fish. 3. You want to talk about farting? Does the word "queef" mean anything to you? 4. I will use your ears as I see fit. don't worry about it and be thankful I'm not pulling your hair. 5. When you're on your period, stuffing something in your mouth is the only way to stop you from bitching and moaning. Suck it up! 6. Speaking of which, if you are bleeding for five straight days, you need all the fluids you can get. trust me. 7. You bitch about the taste, but trust me when I tell you that we get the short end of the stick in flavor country. 8. At least there is no danger of a dick bleeding in your mouth. 9. Play with the balls. 10. No matter how good you think you are at it, we've had better. 11. Caress the ass, too. We like that! 12. Mak

So In Love
Im so in love its driving me crazy, Its really weird to love someone that you have never meet b4. Crazy has it sounds its true. His eyes melt my heart, his lil smiles interact with me in so many ways. His voice, my god, his voice....I dream of us being together...HAPPY. I think I need him in my life and he needds me. Any advice from anyone would help me get this right. But for the record, I have no money or car to get to him. So Im shyt out of luck....guess Ill go on with my life wondering what he is thinking and how he feels...I miss him so much...i love you..

Coke/pepsi Codes Contest
My Coke Rewards M, 41North Syracuse, NY Contest is over. Final Tallies are currently being counted. RULES: 1) MUST HAVE VALID ADDRESS TO RECEIVE PRIZE. (NO PO BOXES!) PRIZE WILL BE SNAIL-MAILED TO YOU. SO IF YOU DO WIN THE PRIZE, DON'T ACT LIKE A JERKOFF(LIKE THE LAST WINNER DID), BECAUSE YOUR PRIZE ISN'T FEDEX'D TO YOU. 2) THIS CONTEST WILL BE ONLY FOR "MY COKE REWARDS" & "PEPSI STUFF" CODES ONLY. 3) THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE A CERTIFICATE FOR A ONE-TOPPING LARGE PAPA JOHN'S PIZZA. (VALUE $14.50) 3) ALL CODES MUST BE VALID. ANYONE SENDING MULTIPLE NON-VALID CODES WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. IT WILL BE YOUR RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOU TO PROVIDE ACCURATE CODES, SO PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU ARE POSTING THE CORRECT LETTERS, FOR SUCH. AND, IF YOUR TRYING TO PULL A FASTONE & PURPOSELY SEND FAKE CODES, PLEASE DON'T BOTHER. 4) DO NOT POST CODES IN THIS BULLETIN! ONLY CODES SENT VIA PRIVATE MESSAGE(NOT SHOUTBOX!) WILL BE ACCEPTED FOR THIS CONTEST. TO GO DIRECTLY TO MY PM LINK: http:/

Just A Little Poem
2 hearts built into one. a love that would never die. only one true happiness she thought. but things happened. things changed, I'm sorry I treated you so bad. sorry for the things I did (did) sorry for what i had said (said). baby... yeah i'm sorry (sorry). I'm sorry for everything. Things were once so different. it felt like a fairy tale. my heart went crazy over you. we were so right. isn't it funny how everything can change. I'm sorry i treated you so bad. sorry for the things i did(did). sorry for what i had said (said). baby...yeah i'm sorry(sorry). i'm sorry for everything... You can put the blame on me. i know i'm the one to blame. the one that caused your hurt and all your pain. i damaged your heart into pieces. left you broken...(broken)

Mothers Day Poem
No Love like a Mother's Love There is no love, like a mother's love, no stronger bond on earth... like the precious bond that comes from God, to a mother, when she gives birth. A mother's love is forever strong, never changing for all time... and when her children need her most, a mother's love will shine. God bless these special mothers, God bless them every one... for all the tears and heartache, and for the special work they've done. When her days on earth are over, a mother's love lives on... through many generations, with God's blessings on each one. Be thankful for our mothers, for they love with a higher love... from the power God has given, and the strength from up above.

Only A Few Days Left Come Bid
LOOK AT THIS OFFER.... ...and ya'll are just going to let me have him for $175,000 FUBUCKS! NO Effin WAY! You better get your butters in there and bid! Not that I wouldn't love to own him...but c'mon! HE DESERVES MORE! xoxo PebblesinAZ ~PebblesinAZ~Owned by DJ Kidd Rock~I Love My BF Tappinit!@ fubar (repost of original by '~PebblesinAZ~Owned by DJ Kidd Rock~I Love My BF Tappinit!' on '2008-05-09 14:29:10')

Warning To Women!
SAW THIS IN MY FRIEND, KAREN'S, STASH, AND JUST HAD TO PASS IT ALONG TO YOU! TY, KAREN! Safety warning Warning For Women...Serious! This is something that happened to us on the way back from vacation last week. At first I didn't think much of it until now. The reason we were a little suspicious is we had been riding in a jeep all day with 100 degree temps and we stopped at a truck stop for something to drink. When I was leaving, a young girl followed me out and asked what kind of cologne I was wearing. Well, after 7 hours in the car sweating, I don't think you could tell if I was or was not wearing any cologne. We just got in the jeep and said no thanks. Then it was about 3 weeks ago, I was at a service station in Birmingham getting gas. It was about 9:30 pm. I was approached by 2 men and 2 women in a car. The man that was driving asked me 'What kind of perfume do you wear?' I was a bit confused and I asked him 'Why?' He said, 'We are selling som

Sorry I Haven't Been On Lately
I hope everyone is well and having a great time!!!!! One of these days I'll be back on like normal. I keep re-injuring my arm and shoulder. If it was my left side it wouldn't be a problem, but.... I wanted to take a minute (or in my case a few) to say hi and wish everyone a great day and weekend!! Have some fun for me, ok!

Thoughts & Suggestions
I'm hoping to do my first photo shoot tomorrow. Is there anything you'd like to see? (no, no kitty shots so don't ask). Any themes? Props? ya know... school girl, pig tails, stockings etc? Any imput would be appreciated. thanks. All suggestions will be taken into consideration.

Guys...
I know that I shouldn't do this, but I've come to the conclusion that all guys are the same. There isn't anything, really, that sets one guy apart from another. They can be good friends or complete asses. Take my boyfriend for example, for the most part he is a total sweetheart. For the past few weeks though, it's like I could fall off the face of the planet and he wouldn't even notice or care. Ah, fuck this. Never mind!

In A Lifetime
Everything i thought i knew is slipping away Times are changing, I want them to stay As they are, No future just now For once i'm at peace, but fate doesn't allow Me to be stable and normal (not that i ever was) But i still want this place (no loss) To be mine forever, these people i know Want to be with me, not just for show. I am over-reaching, of this i agree But i want people to notice, people to see That i never want change, i'm happy as things are No kick in the teeth, no permanent scar Just peace and tranquillity and know who i am Instead of constant motion, my being a sham: I'm gonna get EMO, it's always the case I just want to know whether this is my place.

Happy Mother's Day
I just want to take a few moments to tell all the Ladies of FuBar "Happy Mother's Day" I am heading down the Highway tonite to spend the weekend with my "Ma", she's my Mother-in-Law...but she's a great lady. Since I won't be here to send a comment to each and every one of you...I am sending my warmest wishes and respect and Love to each of you.. What Is a Mother? It's the good advice, the helping hand, the words of comfort, too, It's all the warm and thoughtful things she takes the time to do... It's these little gifts of love she gives throughout a busy day That make a mother far more dear than any words can say. I never can repay you, Mom, for all the things you've done, I can only love you more and more for each and every one! Have a Beautiful Mother's Day With much Love and Respect...Kasper..aka Beer Hunter

Tigerprincess Is In Too!!! Bid On Her
Hey all I'm in my 2nd Auction! I am in an auction so won't you come bid on me????? click on the link and see what i have to offer you: Posted By:* HOLLY HOTBOX * ~Club F.A.R.~&~Fubar World Cruise Member~&~Rising Stars~@ fubar

That Good Ol Man
That was a good ol man He put some pills in my hand I coughed and gagged and swallowed them down Them were the best damn pills I ever found Wasnt long I couldnt catch my breath Thought for sure I'd caught my death Them pills set me on such a high I climbed up on the bridge and thought I could fly There were lots of people standing around Friends family all wanted me to come down But now's the time when night turns to day Im gonna spread my wings and fly away Away from all this pain and sorrow I dont wanna live to see another tomorrow I wanna get away from this place No one knows how it is till they look Death in the face I took one step and the pain was gone But that hunger for God will live on And who's alive and having fun Taht good ol man who wont be laughin when his time is done.

I'm Just Overwhelmed!
I just can't believe all of the love that I've been shown today. I never expected anything like it! I have made very special friends on here who have made their own special places in my heart and who I will never, ever forget. Some people may say that this is just the internet, but you know, this is becoming the way of the world now. You can make friends on the internet just like "the real world." There's so much more that I want to say, but I'm close to tears again just thinking about it all. Sorry if this sounds so sappy. lol All I can say right now is I love my friends and thank God for each and every one of you!!!!!

I Hate You
dude i tryed my hardest not to piss him off but i fuckin give up im lookin 4 someone new who knows what i like and doesnt leave me 4 some fuckin slut fuck you i hate him and love him but he brings me up to push me back down

45 More Ppl...win Bling
I Need 45 ppl to do this to win my prize of my first Happy Hour.. if you can please.. fan/rate/add her.. tell her I sent you..must write my full name in your friend request "dina rocks| Owned by Texas Camaro Nut" Stephanie Lynn@ fubar ps. can ya please let me know if you did this..so i can keep count myself. dina rocks | Owned by Texas Camaro Nut@ fubar ********************************** THE 15TH & 45TH PERSON TO DO THIS..WINS A BLING.

Traveling Day
My paid vacation started today!!!That government stimulus direct deposit was right on time today too.....WOO HOO!!! Other than that,going to ATL means some closure for me.I don't feel any desire to live there anymore.It's now either staying in Milwaukee or new opportunities elsewhere....likely next year though.

Just One
1 question 1 chance. 1 honest answer. Thats all you get. You get to ask me 1 question. (TO MY INBOX) Any question, anything, no matter how crazy dirty or wrong it is. No catch. But I dare you to repost this. And see what people ask you! NOW IF YOU HAD ME ALONE, LOCKED UP IN YOUR ROOM FOR A WEEK & I HAD TO DO WHAT EVER YOU WANTED ME TO DO, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH ME? TELL ME IN MY INBOX... CUZ ITS A SECRET... THEN SEND THIS TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS... YOU MIGHT BE SUPRISED WITH THE RESPONSES YOU GET. THEY COULD MAKE YOU LAUGH OR EVEN SMILE .. LOL. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE. COPY THIS AND PASTE IT.... I WILL BE WAITIN TO HEAR FROM YOU

Long Distance Relationship
A thousand kisses will never be, Enough to satisfy my craving heart's plea, Tommorrow will be the day I love you more, Than today or yesterday or ever before, Words and phrases will never do, What my heart feels so deeply for you, Deeper and deeper my feelings go, My head is spinning too and fro, I want you here, forever and more, For our hearts to join and together explore, Our hearts beat and beat as one, Feel what I'm feeling, it's only begun, Yet, slowly my desire turns to rage, My heart feels as though it's within a cage, You are so close yet so far, At times like this I wish upon a star, I wish you were here and not over there, Yet life is hard as well as unfair, All I can do is wish and wait, Until we meet again as that is our fate, I love you more than my words can say, And forever my love will grow each passing day, Until the day I gently hold your face, Kiss your lips within a candle lit place, Hold you close and feel you near, Kiss your cheek and whi

Stop Asking Me
ok i have some people so far ask me to please add them to my family so they can see some of my other pics i set to my family amd let me tell you i'm not adding you to my family list because you want to see my pics i add people to my family because they show me so much respect and love and if anyone else keep on bugging me then i will take you off my friends list i'm sick of it its getting old ok and i'm trying as hard as i can to be nice . when i go to one of my friends page and i want to see there pics and rate them and show some love and i see a photo album set to fam or private. i dont email that person and beg please add me too your family noo i move on and dont bug them about it .the girls & guys who are on my family list are there because they have earn my trust and love . it takes alot to do that :) xoxo nicole NICOLE~Dream Girlz~~ AOA1FREAK~PLEASE FAN B4 ADD~PLEASEREAD PAGE B4 ADD ~@ fubar

Untittled
I still feel a rush through my body every time I see you everything is different now, you may not believe it, but I never forgot you, never will the balance you looked for, you found it in me Today I am still looking for the balance in my life I never forgot, I still ask myself … Who knows how this life would have been with you There has only been one in my heart I remember the look in your eyes, it is engraved in my heart Live, relive it once again Relive the first time One more time You are still you When you talk, you still run your fingers through your hair Your fingers slide smoothly, soft, and gentle There is so much I wish I could tell you Never will Who knows how life would have been for you Knowing what we know now But it is all in the past, I remember when you were still here I always will Only you in my heart and that look in your eyes To live, relive our first time To relive it one more time Only one more time I remember every moment, and

The Raven's Sonnet.
I looked up and down, I even looked around, Never once did I find a thing, Then I stop and looked up as I heard a bird sing, T'was a raven yet it never said nevermore, It sang a song sad n low, Of death and sorrow, Other's came and a quartet where they, Singing a lover's song, Of lover's long sence gone, They sang of thier meeting, They sang of thier grieving, They sang of Thier broken heart's, How strange to hear these raven's hark, Of two love's long sence Departed, There story haft left me sad-hearted, Too think I never would had found this wonder, If I hadn't stoped as I wondered, Did I find when not look I did, To hear a tell of sorrow and love, As beatiful as the Whitest dove, Or as dark as the blackest raven, Then again I find that the darkness is my Haven, So this tell they tell is nothing new to hear, Just a little hard to bear, Heart ache is just part of existence, Love and heart ache are also part of existence: With out happyness and sorrow we woul

Friday 05-09-08 (cofunments)
Friday, May 09, 2008 Awesome to see you once again! I hope this finds you with a full week behind you & An eventful weekend in store! I've many things in the planning stages that are hopefully achieved & successful. -wow- Mother's day Weekend is here already! So of coarse I plan to do something with my m

Another One Cuz I'm Bored
Quit playin me for a fool I'm not some fuckin tool That you can use for fun That you can throw away when you're done I'm a human being muther fucker I've got more feelings than you know what to do with And yet you treat me as some ordinary bitch Fuck you And your play thoughts You can't have my mind You can't have my soul You can't do with me what you want That's fucked up bullshit And it pisses me off Call me hunny Sweetie, baby, love You can take all that above And shove it up your ass Damn get some class If you want me Just want me Don't want everybody else Don't try to pull the wool over my eyes Because baby I am a valued prize One worth winnin Aren't you grown? Shouldn't you have worn out these 'playa' games When you were young Dude I am so over it and I am so done So when you want just me...... Ha right cuz that's gonna happen Only in my wildest dreams Would you ever want just me So go on play your childish games Cuz you just lost out On this hi

Sex!
MADE YOU LOOK! But while you're here.. I like to have fun. I do have a real dirty mind. People who have known me for awhile and know me well know that I can be worse then a guy at being a prevert lol but.......that DOES NOT mean I sleep around or will sleep with you. Just because I talk to you about sex (not cybering) or make jokes or whatever does not mean I want to play with you or fuck you. Oh wow I have tit pics. Whoopeeeee. that don't mean a thing. Tits are tits. Doesn't mean I'm showin the kitty, too. There just had to make it VERY clear that... NO I don't want your yahoo NO you can't have mine. NO I do not want to watch you on cam NO I don't want to show you on cam NO I will not "cyber" with you. Does that clear it up for you fellas? :D oh btw...no offense to any bi/lesbian chicks...but I'm straight. Sorry to destroy some of you guy's dream lmfao But no sorry ladies I only like men. It's just as flattering when the chicks hit on me as the guys I just pref

Rebels And Darlins Auction.....
Want To Own A Rebel or A Darlin?!?!?!?! The auction will run from May 1st through May 31st. THE REBELS: CASEYSKY DJ FAB FEARLESSONE FU-DADDY JASON KY-SNAKE REMEMBER THE WOLF BRAD THE DARLINS: ILLUSIVE ANGEL BROKEN ANGEL

I Want
I want some cool creative people to make cool pictures for me. i always see on peoples pages so and so made this for me.. its all snazzy.. does anyone know how to make cool things with pictures? can someone make me some? =) am i being a brat? No i just wanna be cool too. hahah thank you xoxox Summer

May 11th Is Gonna Be A Hard Day
this will be my 1st mothers day with ouy my mom and things aint gonna be the same at all and i really am gonna miss her she means the world to us and mothers day is really gonna be a sad sad day for me....R.I.P To My Mom I Love & Miss U Mom

Awesome Friends In Need.....
CHECK OUT THIS SEXY MAN!!!!!!! PLEASE CLICK THE LIL PICTURE ABOVE TO BE BROUGHT TO THE CONTEST THAT HE ENTERED... PLEASE RATE & LEAVE A COMMENT OR MORE!!!! EVERY ONE MAKES A DIFFERENCE AND IS GREATLY APPRECIATED IN ADVANCE

Chemlite Arrival
Nights in England are coal black, making parachute jumps very difficult. We attach small lights called chemlites to make our jumpsuits visible to the rest of the team. Late one night, lost after a practice jump, we knocked at the door of a small cottage. When a woman answered, she was greeted by the sight of five men festooned in glowing chemlites. "Excuse me," I said, "Can you tell us where we are?" In a thick English accent, the woman paused before answering and then replied, "Earth."

Ace Of Spades Is In Come N Bid On Him
COME & HAVE IT YOUR WAY. IM IN MY FIRST AUCTION COME PLACE A BID AND OWN ME click on link below to place your bid brought to you by da one & only ♠Ace♠of Spades (Da Quietstorm©) ™CLUB F.A.R.* Mémoire™ Bodyguard

Trell Is In Bid On Him
DO YOU WANNA OWN ME?I'M IN AN AUCTION AND HERE'S WHAT IM OFFERING.... click on link below to place your bid brought to you by da one & only ♠Ace♠of Spades (Da Quietstorm©) ™CLUB F.A.R.* Mémoire™ Bodyguard

Just Whats Going On
I have made a lot of friends here on and I really look forward to hearing from everybody. I don't always get the time to respond so please don't think Im blowing you off because I am really not. I just doing alot of running around so I just go to my page for a minute or to just to see who is around. I have been going through a pretty rough period in my life and I have really been able to kinda escape here and I think it has been really good for me. Ive kinda been feeling that the cards have been pretty much stacked against me and so Ive let things kinda push me around but I think I am putting an end to all that. I had an instructor in the military who used to say "Its time to get the stick back" If you don't have it then your going to get hit with it . So thats what I plan to do. Im planning to take this weekend to really think about things and kinda of reflect on the last few months, which will probably involve a bottle of teguilia and my boat!

Friends Helping Friends
So many people have helped me since I was hacked and deleted and I want to return to love to my wonderful friends so I have decided to post this blog for friends helping friends, if you're getting close to leveling up private message me and I will add you to this blog or if you're in a contest and need comments let me know and I will add you, this is going to be a list for friends to come and help fellow friends. This is just to show love to friends and not with expectations of anything in return! So private message me if you want to be added! Any time that you're bored stop by see who needs help and go help! ~~~LEVELING~~~ ♥ BooBoo ♥ Founder of Shadow Levelers.Owned By Gary & WildCat..@ fubar BOOBOO IS WORKING TOWARDS PROPHET ~BABS~ ""GODMOTHER""@ fubar BARBARA (MY BFF) IS WORKING TOWARDS DISCIPLE Anna 'Fuowned by:'~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~@ fubar ANNA IS WORKING TOWARDS GODMOTHER ~☠~. Mistress Bad Kitty .~☠~ Loking For Slave! Greeter for the Blue Cat Club@

What Is Autism? An Overview
Autism is a complex neurobiological disorder that typically lasts throughout a person's lifetime. It is part of a group of disorders known as autism spectrum disorders (ASD). Today, 1 in 150 individuals is diagnosed with autism, making it more common than pediatric cancer, diabetes, and AIDS combined. It occurs in all racial, ethnic, and social groups and is four times more likely to strike boys than girls. Autism impairs a person's ability to communicate and relate to others. It is also associated with rigid routines and repetitive behaviors, such as obsessively arranging objects or following very specific routines. Symptoms can range from very mild to quite severe. Autism was first identified in 1943 by Dr. Leo Kanner of Johns Hopkins Hospital. At the same time, a German scientist, Dr. Hans Asperger, described a milder form of the disorder that is now known as Asperger Syndrome (read more). These two disorders are listed in the DSM IV (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental D

What We See, What We Touch...
What we see we become. What we touch, we become. Even our memories are constantly transforming themselves into physical reactions in our body. Our interpretation of reality, our interpretation of our body-mind, generates all kinds of biochemical reactions inside us. These interpretations become memories, and the memories spontaneously trigger transformations without our knowing it. And where are these memories located? These memories are everywhere. They are non-locally present in our soul, they manifest in our brain cells, and they get encoded in every cell of our body. Your body is a field of ideas, and the body you’re experiencing right now is an expression of all of the ideas you have about it. If you have the idea that your body is a physical machine, that it’s supposed to age a certain way, that it gets imbalanced because of environmental changes, all of these ideas translate into chemical changes in the body. If these ideas change, and they will change according to scient

Learn The Signs - Milestones*
Key Social, Emotional, and Communication Milestones for Your Baby's Healthy Development (developed by Stanley I. Greenspan, Barry M. Prizant, Amy Wetherby, and First Signs, Inc.) Milestones enable parents and physicians to monitor a baby's learning, behavior, and development. While each child develops differently, some differences may indicate a slight delay and others may be a cause for greater concern. The following milestones provide important guidelines for tracking healthy development from four months to three years of age. Before your child's next visit to the physician, please take the time to see if your child has met his/her key milestones. These milestones should not be used in place of a screening, but should be used as discussion points between parents and physicians at each well visit. If a child does not have the skills listed---or if there is a loss of any skill at any age---be sure to let your physician know. Does Your Baby… At 4 Months: * Follow and

Random Aggravation
That's cool Act like I don't know what's goin on That's cool Keep actin like you don't understand the lyrics of my song You're so fake And you always hate Talkin shit behind backs Bitch you need to get slapped Keep runnin your mouth Your existence sucks the life outta me like a fuckin drought I'm tired of bein Involved in your lil mind games But I'm sittin here guessin that you thought I'd stay tame Well here you were wrong As you have been all long Tell me one thing Act another Bitch take that shit back to your mother Kiss my ass You're nothin but trash Why don't you open your mind Notice that there isn't much time For you to be a ungrateful person But each time you open your mouth Your situation worsens And you wonder why people don't like you And you wonder why people don't care It's the site of you they can no longer bear Grow up Shut up Quit puttin your two cents in I really don't think you have a right to speak Until you've done some livin'

Cheers....
Today, I want to send cheers to all those reading this!!! All those in the daily - trying to match the outside with the inside. Today, I achieved a milestone! I'm mailing my first novel off to be copyrighted. Yes, can you believe it copyrighted. This book is so very special to me because I proved to myself that I could start and finish something. Yall I'm growing into the person I see in my dreams. I wish yall could feel the love I feel for me right now even thou there's still some saddness in me. I wish we could share and all celebrate in this journey but life has a path for us all and we may not be connected. Just wanted to send some EXTRA love yall way. As long as breezes blow I will send unspoken wishes to heaven for you. MUAH... Also, if anyone knows of a publisher or agent I can contact please email me with the details. Much Love and Respect.....

On Fire
COME IN AND HANG WITH FUBARS HOTTEST LOUNGE, BUT BECAREFUL NOT TO GET BURNED!WE GOT THE HOTTEST DJ'S AND STAFF AROUND COME ON IN AND REQUEST A SONG DANCE A LITTLE, FLIRT A LITTLE AND HAVE AN ALL AROUND AWESOME TIME. IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT AND WE ARE BRING THE HEAT TO FUBAR.. SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO HAVE A DRINK AND HANG OUT WITH ALL AROUND AWESOME PEOPLE THIS IS WHERE YOU WANT TO BE. ALL IT TAKES IS A CLICK ON THE BASH BROTHERS LOGO AND COME ON IN..

This Is Goodbye
Ok i think its really time for me to walk away from fubar i have mad some really good friends and will miss u all but the fubar is cause a problem in my life and its time to let it go for u who have my cell and yahoo hit me up anytime i will miss u all deeply and Woody know i love u and always will

Mother Sues After Child Steps In Dog Shit
Mother Sues Town After Child Steps In Dog Dropping Mahopac Woman Claims Entire Day Was Ruined When Her Toddler Stepped In Dog Feces NORWALK, Conn. (AP) ¯ A New York woman has filed a $100 claim against Norwalk saying a family outing to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined by dog feces. The woman claims her child's shoes, along with the entire outing, were ruined when her 1-year-old stepped in dog feces outside the Maritime Garage. City attorney M. Jeffry Spahr says the official response is that her claim is denied and in his words, "poop happens." Kelly DeBrocky of Mahopac, N.Y., wants the city to reimburse her for $54 she spent replacing her toddler's ruined shoes and the expenses for parking and aquarium admission on April 5.

Loco - Coal Chamber
pull - steamroller rollin' through my head said attached to loco power up coal through the system out to the right said you're in my light - lock down the generator on man screw down use the system use the main plan full power up to the point man don't fuck with me loco lock down here latch the generator on screw the system full power hit the main plan

Ark. Woman Pregnant With 18th Child
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) ¯ It's a happy Mother's Day for an Arkansas woman - she's pregnant with her 18th child. Michelle Duggar, 41, is due on New Year's Day, and the latest addition will join seven sisters and 10 brothers. There are two sets of twins. "We've had three in January, three in December. Those two months are a busy time for us," she said, laughing. The Duggars' oldest child, Josh, is 20, and the youngest, Jennifer, is nine months old. The fast-growing family lives in Tontitown in northwest Arkansas in a 7,000-square-foot home. All the children - whose names start with the letter J - are home-schooled. Duggar has been been pregnant for more than 11 years of her life, and the family is in the process of filming another series for Discovery Health. The new show looks at life inside the Duggar home, where chores - or "jurisdictions" - are assigned to each child. One episode of the new show involves a "jurisdiction swap," where the boys do chores tradition

Obama Picks Up 6 Superdelegates, Union Endorsement
WASHINGTON - Barack Obama all but erased Hillary Rodham Clinton's once-imposing lead among national convention superdelegates on Friday and won fresh labor backing as elements of the Democratic Party began coalescing around the Illinois senator for the fall campaign. ADVERTISEMENT Obama picked up the backing of six superdelegates, including Rep. Donald Payne of New Jersey, a member of the Congressional Black Caucus who had been a Clinton supporter. In addition, the American Federation of Government Employees announced its support for Obama. The union claims about 600,000 members who work in the federal and Washington, D.C., governments. Obama, who won a convincing victory in the North Carolina primary and lost Indiana narrowly on Tuesday, has been steadily gaining strength in the days since. Clinton also gained a superdelegate. The developments left the former first lady with 271.5 superdelegates, to 269 for Obama. Little more than four months ago, on the eve of the pri

N E One In Southern Msryland?
Was just wandering, if any of my friends lived in southern maryland area, because me and my 3 kids are gonna be moving there end of the month and havent been able to find a place ive googled ive looked on craigslist and ive yet to find anything so if you have any way of looking for me id greatly appreciate it! n e ways hope all has a good day.

Gone
Ok peeps..Im leaving for awhile..Tired of all da lil yo-yo games...drama & chaos as some people call it..etc...so..Im gone..I may pop on to check offlines on messengers from time to time..but i wont be online for any regular times. Have a nice day.

Rules Of Life
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap. 9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have. 10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. 11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. 12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. 13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand. 14. OK, so what's the speed of dark? 15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. 16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. 17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges? 18. Eagles may soa

Walking Away.. Letting Go
Besides thinking too much, one of my biggest problems is knowing just when to walk away or to let go. It isn't just in my personal life, but professionally as well.. staying in jobs that no longer satisfy me mentally or financially. It is a fine line sometimes. For me I never know if I am holding on because I am trying to be strong, enduring what I should not, trying to make things work.. or whether it is a weakness... holding on to what is comfortable, or in many cases, what USED to be comforting. Sometimes change, or the loss of something once important is something I know I don't want to face. I hate to admit I failed... or disappoint someone. Sometimes I would rather suffer or be hurt than to let my actions hurt another. That "thinking" problem of mine often compounds the issue, and I can convince myself eventually that holding on is best.. even though everything really screams to me that it is not. No wonder I drive myself nuts. Anyway.. right now I know there

3rd Grade Quiz
What Starts with F and ends with K? A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The principal looks at Ms. Brooks

Head Ache
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache." "Perfect," her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.

The Vampire's Offer.
I offer you a kiss, Soft pale lips on thy skin, Errotic and sudective, You stare into my neon green eye's, And are captavated and lost, You hang on every word I speak, My hand carress's thy face, As my lips brush the skin of thy neck, My fangs scrap thy flesh, A light prick and a sting, Your life essence start's too show, I watch your reactions, Wondering if it'll be pleasure or pain, I move around slowly hypnotizing you with my eye's and soft spoken word's, I tell you thing's to make you think I care, For I'm the hunter an your my prey, Thy reaction is of ectasy, Sliding behind I softly run my sharped pinky nail across thy neck, My hot breath can be felt on thy neck, Fang's sinking into thy soft flesh, Soft sucking sound's are heard, Red liquid flow's past my lips, A pale hand reach's up and grab's my dark brown hair, Closer you pull me, As I drain you dry, Limp you become a pile of limbs, In a ally I dump you and Off I go, Another meal to start my night may

What Contracts First??
A professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know What your ass hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies." The professor laughed so hard he could not continue with the class....

Men Never Listen
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size. This is considered to be a major break through because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them..............

Hi
hey ppls wow i didnt know if you could write blogs hear....sweet! sorry im a bloging whore lol...i love to let ppls know what is going on in my life so i can get some feed back on what other ppls think... well let me tell you a little about myself... im 20 years old i live in oak ridge TN where theres not a damned thing to do...i hang out with my friends or hang out online...i love it go camping and swimimg when its warm enough.. oh and i love vampires (if you couldnt tell by my name) so if you have some info on them let me know im always wanting to know more about them ive been studying vampires for about 13 years now...i started when i was about 7 years old...its fun my friends call it my obsetion...(sorry i cant spell eather) well thats a little about me but i will keep posting

Prescriptions
Sarah walked into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist she needed some > cyanide. The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" > Sarah explained she needed it to poison her husband. > The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord, have mercy. I can't > give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose > my license; they'll throw us in jail...bad things will happen! Absolutely > not, you can NOT have any cyanide!" Sarah reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in > bed... with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture > and replied, "Well, now. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Mrs I Got Them Hatin Is Also In
I'm in my 1st auction MRS. I GOT E´M HATIN@ fubar So please come and click the pick below and bid on me, you will see its worth it! If you got time you can also Rate, Add and Fan the host of the auction, she needs a lil help to go to godmother I'm a queen, I'm a Diamond!!! ~*~ but I'm still your cutemommy82 ~*~ owned by BiG PoPpA@ fubar

Pasta Tonight
A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for Several years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in him that She was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage,he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child,he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support payments to begin. One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife. His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today." The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card,turned white and collapsed. On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread...

Dui Prevention
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Jerseyville, Illinois after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the park

Can I Have A Raise
the Day the Penis asked for a raise > > I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: > I do physical labor > I work at great depths > I plunge head first into everything I do > I don't get weekends or holidays off > I work in damp environments > I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation > I work in high temperatures > My Work exposes me to contagious diseases. > > Sincerely, > P. Niss > > The Response > After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have > Raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: > You don't work 8 hours straight > You fall asleep after brief work periods > You do not always follow the orders of the management team > You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting > other locations > You do not take the initiative - you need to be pressured and > stimulated in order to start working > > You leave the workplace rather messy at the end

Using Big Words
The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating. " The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate, not fascinating" . Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was "fascinated. " The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate." Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said, "My Aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.

Stress Phrases
If you're stressed, here are some comments you can use to help articulate your mood to others... 1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. 2. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine? 3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen. 4. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? 5. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 6. Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after. 7. Do I look like a fucking people person? 8. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 9. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 10. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 11. I've found Jesus. He was behind the sofa the whole time. 12. You! Off my planet! 13. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose. 14. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control. 15. I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes. 16. If I want to hear the pitter-patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat. 17. The Bible was written

Come And Bid On Me
I'm in my 1st auction MRS. I GOT E´M HATIN@ fubar So please come and click the pick below and bid on me, you will see its worth it! If you got time you can also Rate, Add and Fan the host of the auction, she needs a lil help to go to godmother I'm a queen, I'm a Diamond!!! ~*~ but I'm still your cutemommy82 ~*~ owned by BiG PoPpA@ fubar

Lie Detector
LIE DETECTOR John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?" asked John. "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project," said Tommy. The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair. "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were after school." "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy. "What did you watch?" asked Marsha. "The Ten Commandments. " answered Tommy. The robot went around to Tommy and once

The Massage
Tonight you find yourself bound face down on the bed, A blind fold has been wrapped around your head, And even though there is only darkness to see, Your other senses bring a sense of wonder to thee. The sheets that you lay on, a cool touch to your skin, The smell of jasmine, there in the wind, Soft gentle music does now reach your ears, The warmth of the sunlight, touching you there. You feel his weight as he shifts on the bed, Feeling his hand brush the hair on your head, As you feel his moving, you let out a gasp, Your Master is naked and straddling your ass. And there on your ass you feel his hard cock, Skin is so soft, but hard as a rock, You cry out in shock at the cold touch on your skin, Then moaning in pleasure as the lotion he works in. Slowly he works the lotion deep in your skin, Fingers digging, releasing the tensions within, Lower down your back, he massages so deep, As the ache and the pain, from your body now seep. His fingers are driving a

Thanks
Thanks to all the people out there in the world that like to hurt people...its no wonder people kill themselves...no wonder people take pills or drink themselves to death... Words hurt people even if you don't think they do...when say things to people and on the outside they seem fine...but on the inside...they are torn apart...feeling like they can't do anything right....Even if they are trying to make themselves feel better after years of verbal abuse...in their minds they feel like the are making head-way...THEN out of no where someone(s) say something...and POOF....back down they go....It sucks...I should know....I have been there and am there now... I know what your probly thinking...Oh well...she just needs to get over it.....Well.....It can be hard to do sometimes....if you haven't been in my or their shoes....don't tell me or them to get over it....work with them...listen to them....try to help them out.........because one day.....that person will go poof and you will wonder

The Massage
The Massage Tonight you find yourself bound face down on the bed, A blind fold has been wrapped around your head, And even though there is only darkness to see, Your other senses bring a sense of wonder to thee. The sheets that you lay on, a cool touch to your skin, The smell of jasmine, there in the wind, Soft gentle music does now reach your ears, The warmth of the sunlight, touching you there. You feel his weight as he shifts on the bed, Feeling his hand brush the hair on your head, As you feel his moving, you let out a gasp, Your Master is naked and straddling your ass. And there on your ass you feel his hard cock, Skin is so soft, but hard as a rock, You cry out in shock at the cold touch on your skin, Then moaning in pleasure as the lotion he works in. Slowly he works the lotion deep in your skin, Fingers digging, releasing the tensions within, Lower down your back, he massages so deep, As the ache and the pain, from your body now seep. His fing

Moving On!
Things are looking up for me lately. I am soon to be getting a two bedroom apartment through housing but just dont know where it will be at yet. Then come the 28th of this month I have to go to court for my divorce. I will be so happy when it is finalized and I will be Amanda Lee Compton again. I am still waiting to hear back on my disability benefits and it might end up being another 30-60 days beofre any word in heard from it! So hopefully it will be before July that I hear things regarding to it though. I am patiently waiting for answers that I hope will be in a good way! So all that I can do is sit back and wait for things to fall into play!

A Night's Pondering.
The cool night air wraps around me as I stare into the sky, Moon high above the world like a silver orbs surrounded by millions of glowing diamonds, I walk and ponder and wonder if there's some one fore me, Many have given me something yet they never stay, I've given something and taken so much more, My flaws are my undoing yet I know not what they are, I'm not perfect and there's no way I can be, I do what I can and thats all I can do, I'm alone and I'm tired of it, Longing to find some one I can stand and be able to kiss them and know it's not a kiss but a show of affection, To make love not just mindless sex, Sex is meaningless with out emotions, I wear my heart on my sleeve I try to make other's happy, Yet at my own expeince, They maybe happy yet I am not, This is what I don't want, I want the happynes and I want thier's too, This is one of my downfalls I'm too nice, I'm to eager to please, Yet I end up in heartache and pain, No longer do I wish for this, For a

Laid To Rest........
I laid someone very close to me to rest recently. I'd like to think I knew that friend better than anyone else, yet, to be truthful no one ever really knew him. He grew up fast and he grew up hard, yet the heart that beat within was a heart full of Love and Compassion. He was raised as a street wise kid. He had no parents and his foster families couldn't have cared less whether he lived or died. As a young teen everyone younger and older came to him for advise and he always listened and gave them his heart in return. He kept emotions deep within his soul, never showing fear or shedding a tear. He was thought to be invincible by those who knew him and those who didn't know him were intimidated by his ways. He once stood as a tall, powerful man, but I knew the real man inside, the man who wept over a hurt animal, cried for a lost friend, defended those in need and most of all, gave his all for those around him. In truth that giant, intimidating giant was nothing more than a cuddling, lov

Want All My Friend To Know
I just wanted all of my friends to know that I am single again. Yesterday I recieved an e-mail from my socalled friend Nataliya and I found out that all she wanted from me was Money and a way for her to get to the U.S. I should have known that was all that she wanted from me and I want all of you that tried to tell me that I am sorry for not believing you. I feel like such a fool for believing that someone that lives half way around the world could fall for me. Hell, I can't even find someone in the U.S. to fall for me why would she? Well I just wanted to let all of you know what was going on in my life and I will be in touch with you all soon.

Starlight
Oh Star Light, Oh Star Bright, The Midnight Star, Shining Bright. Truth Be Told, Make It Bold, Leading Me Far, To One To Hold. My Star Light, My Star Bright, My Guiding Star, Filling My Sight. Of My Heart, To Never Part, Or Straying Far, New Life To Start. DQA

Leveling
Hi, Iam looking for some help to level at least to 15 Iam only at level 10 right now!! I dont know how to make those fancy bulletins i had asked a couple of people to make me a bulletin to help me level but no one did!! So i was just wonder if you read thise bulletin will you at least rate my pictures and i do have stash as well!! i will show the love in return!! Iam not vip!! And i dont have alot of fubucks to giveaway iam just asking for some help to level!! i will return the luv by rating back and friendship!! Queen Bee

Flip Flop
What Your Flip Flops Say About You You are crazy, and mostly in a good way. You have wild ideas, many of which seem drug induced. You are open to new experiences, and you are a bit of a drifter. You're never sure what you'll be doing tomorrow.. and you like it that way. Your ideal warm weather place: the Gold Coast of Australia The Flip Flop Test

Another One By Me
we met as weary pilgrims, two travellers whos paths had crossed upon the craggy road; and together walked passing time with song and story, to ease us of our burdensome load. miles and hours passed as seconds, and too soon we went our separate way; to find our fortune in other countries, perhaps to meet another day. and though time may pass like tide, month to year and yard to mile; memory of our travels will remain forever with me, and when you think of me i hope youll smile.

Taste In Chocolate
What Your Taste in Chocolate Says About You You are sweet, mellow, and easily satisfied. You don't like anything too intense and dramatic. Deep down, you're a kid at heart... and you're nostalgic for the past. You are down to earth and lovable. A true friend, you're very tolerant and understanding. In fact, your friends' biggest problem is that they don't like each other! You love to be in love. You crave romance, whether you're single or not. You feel lost when you don't feel passion... you need someone to adore. The Chocolate Oracle

Who Knew Your Feet Could Say So Much
What Your Feet Say About You: You are pretty average in your expressiveness. You can express yourself well, but you don't always want to. You are a somewhat passionate person. A few things get you very fired up, but you're usually pretty laid back. You are an assertive person at times. You'll pull out all the stops to get what you want, if it's worth it. You take a while to fall in love, but once you do, you stay pretty attached to your partner. You are not afraid of anything. You are brave and courageous, even when most people would be terrified. You are very practical and down to earth. You're more concerned with action than thoughts. You are an amazingly hard worker. You aren't spoiled and you don't mind getting your hands dirty. You are easily influenced by other people. You're quite impressionable, so you should only be around people who are a good influence. What Do Your Feet Say About You?

Transformation
Since most people are never completely satisfied with their physical appearance, transformation dreams come to us easily. We all see our ideal selves as in our minds. These ideal selves work into our dreams.Other times, you may transform into animal, not human, form. These transformations can have numerous expressions. You may see yourself as needing to assert a particular personality attribute. Other times, you may transform in order to disguise yourself. In these dreams, who you are disguising yourself from and why the particular animal is a good choice are interpretive issues.

Risk Taker
Your Risk Taking Level: Medium-Low You'll take a risk if you have to, but you prefer to err on the side of caution. If something looks like it's going to work out, you may just go for it. But frivolous risks like gambling totally aren't your style. You prefer to have as much control over your life as possible. Are You a Risk Taker?

Mom's Job Title
A woman, renewing her driver's license at the County Clerk 's office, was asked by the woman recorder to state her occupation. She hesitated, uncertain how to classify herself. 'What I mean is, ' explained the recorder, 'do you have a job or are you just a ...?' 'Of course I have a job,' snapped the woman. 'I'm a Mom.' 'We don't list 'Mom' as an occupation, 'housewife' covers it,' Said the recorder emphatically. I forgot all about her story until one day I found myself in the same situation, this time at our own Town Hall. The Clerk was obviously a career woman, poised, efficient, and possessed of a high sounding title like, 'Official Interrogator' or 'Town Registrar.' 'What is your occupation?' she probed. What made me say it? I do not know. The words simply popped out. 'I'm a Research Associate in the field of Child Development and Human Relations.' The clerk paused, ball-point pen frozen in midair and looked up as

Please Stop By And Place Your Bid Today!!!
PLEASE STOP BY AND BID AWAY ON THESE 5 PEOPLE IN MY AUCTION AND HAVE FUN . YOU CAN FU OWN THEM FOR A MONTH ...SO BID NOW !!!! THIS IS ALL IN FUN SO ENJOY YOURSELF . THANK YOU VERY MUCH /> AGAIN THANK YOU JULSHEART

Justice League Surprise Attack!!
☆™©CantSleepClownsWillEatMeღღ~ ☆Just Me☆Fu-Owned By MIKEY! Attention Justice League!! Clown Is So Close To Leveling Save Your 11s For Her Super Happy Father's Day Happy Hour. Also Our Very Own Wildly Purrrfect Just Leveled Into Fu-King!! Woot Woohoo!!Go Show Her How Proud We Are Of Her!! She Loves Roses and Tequila Wildly Purrrfect ~WildCat~

Will It Be You?
Will it be you? He is all boy they say He is tough and takes no lip from anyone Little do they know the true person inside He puts on a front for all to see but inside he feels insecure and afraid He doesn’t know why only that it is His small heart beats wildly in his breast as he deals with the struggles most children do; the bullies at school, the education he must pass with honors so as not to disappoint Failure is no option for him He remembers the one time he brought home a B instead of an A how disappointed his father had been in him He promised to do better the next time and he worked even harder and succeeded in making the A His family looks to him to protect his younger siblings while at school even if that means taking on more than one bully at a time He is not allowed to walk away and he must win at all costs He feels so pressured and unloved All he ever wanted was some sign that he was loved by his dad Never had he felt a hug from his dad Never had he ever heard

Hating Won't Make You Pretty Lol
ok so why do people worry about the kinds of pictures I take? Really why is a concern to them? Out of no where some bItch comes to my page and says this to me Two questions....Why are all of your pics of your tIts and ass? Only one that's not....Does your face embarrass you? left by THE_Queen_Bitch 14 hours ago delete I'm like all lmfao i got 16 pictures all together, 11 of them are of my face and the 5 aren't. Gotta love the haters man! Guessing you any premium you can't see them all. left by MZCandyKisses 13 hours ago delete Then she says Hey douchebag...I can see all of them because YOU have premium RETARD! Ant FTR you have 16 pics....all of which you are flashing tItties or ass....except for 2. There are 2 head shots. Moron. left by THE_Queen_Bitch 4 hours ago delete I said ughhh you again? Listen here trash, what's it to you if I have pics of myself like that? Why are you so worried about what kinds of pics I have? ftr sweetie, I got 16 pics a

Beneath The Canopy Of Moon And Stars
Beneath the canopy of moon and stars Two tiny people sit, for now together. Love binds them, they would like to hope, forever; But there is much that such a union bars. Heaven is so vast; the Earth so small, Yet large enough to stretch a great love thin. For love to flourish, it must turn within: To the single soul that unifies us all. Within this soul the walls of fear dissolve: Distance, difference, history are no more. The holy silence stills the sounds of war. We love as round us miracles revolve. We know we cannot live within this shell Of heaven both above us and below. Day by every day the world we know Will guarantee we recognize it well. Yet there are truths far greater than the sun, Beyond the blanket blue of every day. In love's dark longings, we will find a way To make our human separateness one.

So Looking Forward To Tomorrow!!!!!
Ai, it has been an ok week. Up and down with my son. Hhe did something bad that his girlfriend can't forgive him for, he apparently had sex with another girl. Yes, my 16 year old son! So they have been here fighting a lot and I have had to listen to it. Not pleasant. Especially having my 12 year old hear it is not cool at all. I think I see my daughter just as much now that she has moved out. Kind of funny. She stops by all the time, to do laundry or to eat. I have some workers here right now doing yard work for me. Peter sent them over from work since they had 2 hours to kill waiting for something to finish at work before they could work again. It is nice having all the yard work done for you. They are great employees we have. I really wanted to boycott Mother's Day this year. I didn't want to spend it with my Stepmom and my mother is dead. I also don't feel like a very happy Mom either since my son is putting me through Hell. So I told my Dad we would not be jo

Taking A Break!!!!
HEY ALL MY FU-FRIENDS AND FAM. IM WRITING THIS BLOG TO TELL U ,IM TAKING A SMALL BREAK FROM FUBAR, A SISTAH IS MENTALLY TIRED AND I NEED TO CLEAR MY HEAD FOR A MINUTE, TO ALL MY MILF'S HAPPY MOTHERS DAY, I LOVE YA'LL AND I'LL BE BACK SOON. MUAHZZZZ N HUGZZZ SPECIAL K

Want A Suprise?!?
For each person who rates AND comments all of my pictures, I will give you a surpise. :) Once you've rated and commented, just message me. From there,I will check to make sure you have done so. Then, you will get your choice of TWO things within 24 hours :) Do it! xox And, if you make me a salute, I will give you a surpise too. ;) Do it.

My Goodbye Pimpout!
Since I had to create a brand new profile just a few days ago. I have had some great friends working hard to try to get me back to FuKing like I was! I can't thank them enough for everything they have done to help me. It's so great to see a group of people come together to help someone and I am sooo flattered that they helped me. I may not be a FuKing again but they made me feel like royalty! I wish I could do more but this is just a small thank you for all of them! I JUST FOUND OUT THAT I AM LEAVING ON MOTHER'S DAY AND WON'T BE ON MUCH AT ALL! I WILL PAY OUT UNTIL ALL MY FUBUCKS ARE GONE TO SHOW THEM SOME FU-LOVE FOR ALL THEY HAVE DONE! For all the details on the reason's I will not be here pls visit my blog... I want you all to go F/R/A all of these people! If they are already a friend take a min and drop them 5 rates! When you finish send me a message that you did it and I will reward you for it! They truly deserve it. They deserve much more really but this is a st

Update To The Update
3 held for school car burglaries By Shannon Malcom, News-Leader Three Fernandina Beach men were arrested Tuesday after they reportedly confessed to stealing credit cards from a vehicle parked at Fernandina Beach High School. The men allegedly used the cards at local businesses, managing to rack up about $534 in purchases before the cards were reported stolen and purchases were then denied at the point of sale. According to police, the suspects attempted to purchase additional merchandise worth $1,319, but the cards were denied. Using surveillance video from the businesses, police were able to identify Jason Crowther, 21, and his brother Jamie Crowther, 19. Both men were questioned and confessed to helping a third suspect, 19-year-old Shane Ross, commit the theft and use the credit cards, according to a statement released by Fernandina Beach Police Chief Jim Hurley. Hurley said when questioned by detectives Ross also admitted to entering several unlocked vehicles parke

Unholys Member Of The Week
EVER WANTED TO BE NUMBER ONE FOR A WHILE LET PEOPLE FUSS OVER YOU BE THE CENTER OF ATTENTION WELL NOWS YOUR CHANCE WE HAVE A NEW CONTEST HERE AT UNHOLY CONFESSIONS FOR ALL YOU MEMBERS OUT THERE THIS CONTEST IS FOR MEMBER OF THE WEEK ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GET PEOPLE TO SUB TO UNHOLY THEN HAVE THEM SEND EITHER ME OR SINNN A PRIVATE MESSAGE WITH WHO BROUGHT THEM AND YOU GET A VOTE THE TWO MEMBERS WITH THE MOST VOTES AT THE END OF A FIVE DAY PERIOD WHEN IT STARTS WILL GO HEAD TO HEAD IN A VOTE OFF WITH ALL UNHOLY MEMBERS FOR MEMBER OF THE WEEK WHAT DO YOU GET WHAT WILL YOU WIN WELL YOU WILL BE PIMPED OUT ALL WEEKEND LONG A 1 DAY BLAST AND 25 FUBUCKS AND ON SAT AND SUN YOU GET 30 MIN BLOCKS OF THE MUSIC YOU WANNA HERE YOUR REQUESTS COME BACK TO BACK TO BACK SO GET OUT THERE GET BUSY SOON AS THIS CONTEST IS A GO YOU WILL ALL BE INFORMED AND THEN LET THE FUN BEGIN

They Walk Among Us................
They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I Gave her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave the money back to her and told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor. She became indignant and informed me she was Educated and knew what she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the Money back . same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64. They Walk Among Us and Many Work Retail I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free" She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door. They Walk Among Us! One day I was walking down the beach with some Friends when one of them shouted,

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Exclusive: Smallville's Big Chloe Problem Allison Mack in Smallville by Michael Courtney/The CW It looks like Smallville's about to take another, potentially lethal, hit. Just a week after it was announced that Michael Rosenbaum would not be returning full time as Lex next season, sources confirm to me exclusively that Allison Mack, arguably Smallville's most popular heroine, may be the next to go. This marks quite a turnaround from a few months ago, when I deemed Mack a lock to come back next season. And I wasn't the only one. Although a deal wasn't signed at the time, Smallville insiders tell me that all indications were that the actress was on board for Season 8. But then Rosenbaum terndered his resignation and everything fell apart. "Allison's camp used Michael leaving as leverage in the negotiations with [Warner Bros.]," says one Smallville source, who adds that Kristin Kreuk's decision to only return for a handful of episodes as Lana only strengthened Mack's barg

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A rape story There was this girl named Chrissy she lived by herself in a nice house that she bought. Chrissy is a sweet person and tries to be friends with everyone. One night Chrissy comes home to find 4 guys in her home she asked them what they were doing in her house. They told her that they wanted her so that they could fuck the shit out of her. She told them that they were not going to fuck her and if they did not leave she would call the cops. They told her that she would not make it to the phone before they got a hold of her. She tired to get to the phone but the guys were right she did not get even close to the phone before one guy got to her and pulled her to the bedroom. Chrissy is only 5’ 2” the 4 guys were all 6’ or over and very muscular. So they had no problem handing Chrissy. She told them no that she did not want this. She asked them no to do this. She told them if they did not rape her they could take anything they wanted in her house. They said that

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A must read poem. He wouldnt even salute our flag. Not good OBAMA There once was a man named Obama His life began with drama An African Muslim father An Atheist white mama Obama’s white grandparents They gave him a charmed life Raised on the beaches of Hawaii Far from ghetto strife He went to private schools Fourteen thousand dollars a year Working-class white folks They were nowhere near He attended Columbia Then Harvard Law A very soft and liberal upbringing Something Americans eventually saw He then went to Chicago Nation of Islam, Farrakhan, Black Panthers and Jackson The only friends he made All from the extreme left-wing faction He joined a radical church His Pastor downright insane Blacks and whites, he said Think with different parts of their brain His church praised a man named Cone With hateful opinions he was filled He said white people were “the devil” And Gods who love whites must be killed Obama first ran for State Sen

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Friday May 9th 2008 To all my friends and family.... For those who don't know my current situation. I moved from my hometown of cleveland Ohio just a couple months ago to be with my "boyfriend" I met online. Things have not gone well at all and I have been thinking about leaving him. I won't get into all the details but it hasn't been good. I just got off the phone with my aunt who is like a mother to me! She raised me most of my childhood! To top of the issues I am having here she is not doing well. She has CHF among other problems. My nanny (grandma) is also having heart problems. I have family issues that need to be taken care of back home in cleveland and with the issues I am already having here in PA I am going home to stay! They past few days most of all I have had all my friends going way way above and beyond to help me and I SOOOO appreciate it! I am so very sorry that it seems to all be for nothing. I don't know that I will be getting online much at all once I g

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Ok, so I am sitting anger management(repaying my debt to society) and participating as usual. The idea is they show 18 of us guys a video on saturday mornings about how it is wrong to violate the Golden Rule. Excellent premise. In this video an african American couple are fighting. The fight goes south and and of course the dude gets pissed his wife will not let hime go joy riding in th car. Apparently they cannot afford fixing it every time he attempts to floss his whip. His only retort is his aleady spent tax check. Spent on things to "fix" the car. The ask us at the end of the video "What is he going to spend the money on?" I reply "Spinny hub caps." "Why spinny hub caps?" I reply - "He can't afford spinny rims."(From the looks of the video they are completely broke.) "Who told him to buy spinny rims/hubcaps?" I reply (with NO hesitation)"BET." These comments, though true, did not get a backlash. Everyone laughed and we all got a kick out if. Even the black dude 2 seats f

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WELL.... WHERE SHOULD I BEGIN I CANT EVEN SEE TO TYPE SO I MAY HAVE SOME TYPOS..... WELL AFTER ALL THIS TIME OF FIGHTING AND CRYING I CAN FINALLY SAY I HAVE LOST!! I HAVE LOST THE TWO PPL IN MY LIFE OTHER THEN MY KIDS THAT MAKE MY HEART WHOLE. AND LET ME TELL YEA THIS HURTS WORSE THEN ANY OTHER MAN WALKING AWAY FROM ME. I CANT DEAL WITH THIS ITS LIKE THAT SONG BY JORDAN SPARKS THATS ON MY PAGE I CANT BREATH IT HURTS SO MUCH. AND IM PISSED OFF THAT HE CANT TELL ME THE REAL RESON WHY HE IS DOING THIS AND I KNOW WHY I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HONEST WITH ME AND STOP USING THE KIDS AS AN EXCUSE AND TELL ME THAT HE IS LEAVING ME FOR THIS OTHER GIRL WICH I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD HE ASK ME TO MERRY HIM IF HE WAS GONNA DO THIS.SO ITS GONNA BE HARD FOR ME TO GET OVER THIS BUT IN REALITY I HAVE TWO SIDES TO THIS IM THINKING OK I DONT WANT HIM TO GO AND I DONT WANT HIM TO BE WITH ANYONE ELSE BECAUSE I KNOW HOW WE WERE TOGETHER BUT THEN THE OTHER SIDE OF ME IS LIKE OK HE CHEATED ON ME AND HER

School Is Now Over
Hey folks! I’m back home for a few days, training is all complete. Tuesday afternoon I am to call the company and see when and where I meet the trainer. Hopefully it’s someone I can semi-stand. Six weeks in the cab of a truck with another person is a LONG time. Once he finds me worthy and well qualified, we’ll drop and hook and load our way to Van Buren Arkansas, where I’ll do my final testing, orientation, and be issued my own big ole dumb truck. THEN I’ll be shuffled off to go make money. It’s possible that I won’t make it back home between any of this – so I could be gone for up to 10 weeks or so. Ah well – in for a penny in for a pound. This place has REALLY greened out in the last few weeks, in fact it’s almost over run. My goal before I leave is to get it beaten back, and get the garden planted. Tsulas chickens have arrived. They sent her chicks, and not pullets, and we were ill prepared. We’ve lost three, but put a heat lamp into the hen house, and they seem to be far

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A Touching Home Depot Story Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, (the manager) to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished, Mary asked...'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.' "My goodness that sure is a lot!", she exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?' Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.' This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot .

What Ta Do??
I am considering leaving fubar once again. I just feel lost and alone and can't find the peace i'm looking for. If I go I will miss my fu friends, and want you all to know that I very much appreciate your friendship while I was here. I will make my decision in a couple days and will let everyone know in a blog. Those of you who know me personally know about my medical condition, I think thats why I cant find my peace. I shy away from commitments and want to isolate myself so that I wont or can't be close to anyone except through chatting. I don't think it fair to get seriously involved with someone when chances are I will be gone in a few years. Sorry for rambling. Have a good day..... Mitch

Ensign: Revealed Unto Babes
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 9 May 2008 "Jesus . . . said, I thank thee, O Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because thou hast hid these things from the wise and prudent, and hast revealed them unto babes." (Try "children" if babes sounds offensive; you'll still get the meaning.) In Matthew 11:25 and Luke 10:21, we see Jesus admit in prayer that the Word of God is not for everyone, only those who will accept it. Of course, there's nothing wrong with being "wise and prudent" -- that is, as we understand the terms today. But when you limit yourself to what you can perceive with your senses and dismiss everything else, then you miss out on faith. Reason can only go so far, and faith has no limits. In helping others meet God's criteria, Jesus has a kna

Say What?!
This asshat wrote me about a MuMM comment I made in a tattoo MuMM. I said I didn't care what tattoo they got, I was going back to my 3some with Matt & Drew LOL. (They'll know what I'm talking about.) Read from bottom up. ->lilbit123: ok..you make absolutely no sense whatsoever...my comment wasnt even directed at you or was about you and you choose to write me about it like an hour after I said it..but I'm the dumbass...BTW that's how its spelled DUMBASS lilbit123: shit you are in a league all your own dum azz i could never be that low ->lilbit123: don't put me in your catagory lilbit123: well we have some thing in common we are dum azz ->lilbit123: the 3some comment was a JOKE about another MuMM..dumbass.. lilbit123: what ever go back and look at what you put dum azz ->lilbit123: my comment had nothing to do with the mumm...so I dunno WTF you're talking about lilbit123: new tat ->lilbit123: umm I dont remember commenting on that mumm..title's not familiar lilbit1

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OK WELL AS YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE BEEN KEEPING UP WITH MY BLOGS THAT IM BACK TO BEING A WRECK. I WENT AND TALKED TO HENRY YESTERDAY AND WE SAT DOWN AND TALKED BECAUSE I WANTED TO KNOW WHY HE WAS READY TO WALK AWAY AND THE ISSUE IS THAT OUR KIDS ARE NOT WANTING TO LISTIN WICH ALL KIDS ARE LIKE THAT ITS KIDS FOR YA BUT I UNDERSTAND HIS POINT. SEE MY DAUGHTER HAS ADDHD AND YES SHE IS HYPER AND YES SHE REALLY DONT WANNA LISTIN I LIVE WITH MY MOM AND SHE DONT WANT TO HEAR MY DAUGHTER CRYING WICH I CANT DISIPLINE HER LIKE I NEED TO SO THAT IS WHY MY DAUGHTER ACTS LIKE SHE DOSE . WELL HE GETS AGGERVATED WHEN HE TRYS TO MAKE HIS SON LISTIN AND THEN WHEN KATELIN MY DAUGHTER DONT LISTIN IT MAKES HIS SON THINK WELL WHY DO I HAVE TO LISTIN IF SHE DONT SO ITS REALLY AGERVATING HIM AND I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND AND I AM GOING TO START PUNISHING HER FOR EVERYTHING SHE DOSE WRONG I HAVE TO GET HER BACK ON TRACK. I DONT WANT TO LOSE HIM OVER SOMETHING THAT CAN BE FIXED. SO LAST NIGHT I SAT DOWN AND HAD A TAL

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mistakes men make during.... (not for under 18!) 1) NOT KISSING FIRST: Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it’s not passion, its avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them. 5) BITING HER NIPPLES. Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, and t

I Am Not Moving On....... May 6th
OK PPL WHERE TO BEGIN..... IM BACK AND IM FEELING SICK FOR TWO REASONS ONE THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON IS MY LIL DUDE HE IS GOING THROUGH A HARD TIME RIGHT KNOW AND I SO WANT TO HELP HIM GET THROUGH THIS AND I KNOW THE ONLY WAY TO DO THAT IS TO SIT DOWN AND TALK TO HIM AND FIND OUT WHAT ALL IS GOING ON WICH THE THINGS THAT ARE GOING ON IM KEEPING PRIVATE BUT I AM JUST SO TORN UP INSIDE THAT IT HAS CAUSED ME TO GET SICK AND THE OTHER REASON WHY IS THAT HENRY TOLD ME LAST NIGHT THAT HE DIDNT WANT TO HAVE NOTHING MORE TO DO WITH ME WICH I THINK HE IS NOT THINKING STRAIGHT BECAUSE HE IS SO UPSET AND MAD ABOUT WHAT HAPPEND THIS WEEKEND WITH LIL DUDE AND I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THAT BECAUSE I HAVE GOTTEN SICK A COUPLE OF TIMES THIS MORNING. I WANT TO HELP HENRY SO BAD AND I GUESS HE DONT WANT MY HELP SO I GUESS I JUST NEED TO SIT BACK AND CHILL BUT ANYONE WHO IS ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME YALL KNOW THAT I HAVE SUCH A BIG HEART AND I LOVE TO HELP PPL I CARE ABOUT I DONT LIKE TO SIT BACK AND WATCH I

Help Mizotte59 Plz :)
Do you guys know mizotte59? If not, you ought to. This wonderful, amazing man needs 50,000 comments for his happy hour giveaway. So what do you say? Why don't we all help him out a lil bit? Even if you just stop by and drop maybe 25 or 50 comments, that'd still be a really big help. So click the link below, and bomb away guys and girls! Brought to you by .....ME! ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~@ fubar

21 Year Old Giving This Old Lady A Lesson..lol
My Shoutbox Leah♊...: Genes. It causes emotions, but is not in itself emotion. You're wired a certain way, and then act and adjust accordingly. I'm not saying people can't act different, but they can't change who they are fundamentally. ->Leah♊...: wait wait wait..you think that an individuals core has nothing to do with a humans emotions? please inlightne me on what a "core" is then Leah♊...: Many people were ingoring her question. She specifically stated that she understood that attitude and ideals change. She wanted to know about the core of an individual's existence. Emotions have nothing to do with determining whether it's possible for that to change. ->Leah♊...: I called you that becasue you are only looking at the words...not the true emotions ->Leah♊...: no one was ignoring her question at all. ->Leah♊...: I never said I wasn't judemental Leah♊...: Balls, eh? And to set things straight... you're judgemental as

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OK I HAVE TO SAY THAT I AM IN THIS PERFECT WORLD RIGHT KNOW I HAVE FOUR KIDS THAT I LOVE WITH ALL MY HEART AND I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING,WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND THAT A GIRL COULD ASK FOR. I MEAN THIS GUY HAS BROUGHT OUT THE BEST IN ME AND HAS MADE ME A BETTER PERSON THAT I DIDNT KNOW I HAD IN ME. ITS LIKE THEY SAY WHEN YOU FIND THE RIGHT PERSON THAT IS MENT FOR YOU YOU WILL TRULY KNOW.. BUT I HAVE TO SAY THIS PAST WEEK AND AHALF HAS BEEN THE WORST TIME EVER THERE ARE SOME ISSUES GOING ON AND I CANT STAND IT I KNOW ALL WE NEED TO DO IS SIT DOWN AND TALK AND IT WILL WORK ITS SELF OUT AND YEA HE HAS ASKED FOR SOME SPACE TO GET IT ALL SETTLED AND US START OVER BUT COME ON IM SO SCARED YALL IM NOT GONNA LIE.ITS LIKE NOT HEARING HIS VOICE IS BAD ENOUGH BUT NOT TO GET TO SEE IS SEXY BLUE EYES AND TO SEE HIS SMILE AND TO FEEL HIS TOUCH IMA GONNA GO INSAINE AND NOT TO MENTION THE WAY WE LAUGH AND ACT LIKE THE BIGGEST DORKS WITH EACH OTHER IM GONNA MISS IT BUT MOST OF ALL IM GONNA MISS IS BEING WITH

Tomorrow
Tomorrow smile at someone That you've never seen before. Take time to think of others that You feel compassion for. Tomorrow tell somebody How they brighten up your day. Let random acts of kindness Put your feelings on display. Tomorrow hug your children Somewhat tighter than before. Be sure to think of all the things You can be thankful for. Pat your dog a little longer. Hug and kiss your husband/wife. Thank your God for granting you Another day of life.

I Don't Care
"Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible,burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?..Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possession of which is a crime in Saudi Arabia . I'll care when these thugs tell the world they are sorry for hacking off Nick Berg's hea

Fuck It.
im not gonna let it beat me, im not gonna slink into another emo winter funk. just another 10 degrees, i will be surfing all the time, the season will pick up, i will work, i will restructure my study skills and my attention levels, study for the GRE, and get into a grad school. I dont need some girl with commitment fears, and i dont need some local crap firm with poor business tactics. and my kung fu, will be the most feared in all the land.

Jobs Available In Houston!
I have about 15 spots available! Look me up at www.gigdeuce.com or www.myspace.com/gigdeuceentertainment I know work is slowing down, But if you been watching us. Well we have Upgraded or website and We still are looking for people. There is still bug's in the website.So please don't comment on them. 3 servers are kind of hard to manage ;) and im still getting the hang of thing's! Thanks Gig

Never Argue With A Woman
Never Argue with a Woman One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her. 'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.' 'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman. 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. MORAL: Never argue wi

My Apology To Everyone.
For all that it's worth, I'm sorry for all I've done. I'm not perfect nor will I ever be. I am sorry that I can't be who you want me to be. I'm sorry that things didn't turn out the way we wanted them to me. I know the past can't be changed, but the future ahead so lets look to that. I'm sorry for the drama that I have cause everything is so messed up. No matter how hard or try to do things, they fail always. I' m sorry for all the things that I haven't taken responability for. I run scared because I don't know how to handle life. I am a pussy and I don't deserve to be called an adult. I don't know who to blame other then myself. I still to this day do not know anything about responsibility. I hope it's not too late to learn. I'm sorry for the lies if I ever told any, thats all I was ever taught how to do cause my mother didn't know any better. But I assure you that there aren't going to be anymore from this day forward. Yes they tear me apart inside everyday. Some day

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The interwebz is one of those necessary trivial evils. I guess I should be more accurate and say that it's not the interwebz fault, more like the stupid drivers on my laptop decided to take a massive shit and bunk up the dealings it had with my wireless card. Regardless, the only way I get the internet at home now is to, you know, hook it up directly to my lappy. This happened last night. After I spent an hour and 45 minuted on the phone with the internet tech guy through my cable provider. After having gone through every little possible avenue of "what if we tried this...didn't work either." After having spent an hour and a half on the phone with the same people the previous saturday, working through the same problems. Isn't that what the referrence numbers are for? UGH. I hate wasting my time on this stuff. I would MUCH rather waste it on mindless channel surfing or masturbation. I digress. It turns out that my lappy decided it no longer got along with my little wir

Just A Ramble
Life is not exactly fair. We all know that. But how do you deal with it when life throws you such a curve ball that all you can do is hope not to get hit by it? The past few months have been a very chaotic to say the least and I feel that I am at my breaking point. I am physically, mentally and emotionally exhausted. There are times that I just want to tell everyone to fuck off and leave me alone, then other times I feel so alone that I don't know what to do. I am tired of feeling empty inside.

My First Bulletin Pimpout
These are some of my best and closest friends on fubar. Check them out rate, fan, and add them. You wont be disappointed. Make photo slide shows at www.OneTrueMedia.com ♦Sexxymamma♦Member : Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club♦@ fubar ♥ŠhAnNoN♥™ Proud Club F.A.R. Member@ fubar Ansatsusha Shin Akuma Gouki:Owner of Tha Dark Hadou,Master of the Ansatsuken@ fubar smartass@ fubar Ecuadorian Goddess*Promoter of Goddess' BadBoys*-Sarge's Bad Girls-Keno's Knockouts*@ fubar

I Will Follow You Into The Dark
There are actually a couple of people that I feel this strongly about...one of them hates Death Cab. Love of mine some day you will die But I'll be close behind I'll follow you into the dark No blinding light or tunnels to gates of white Just our hands clasped so tight Waiting for the hint of a spark If Heaven and Hell decide That they both are satisfied Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I'll follow you into the dark In Catholic school as vicious as Roman rule I got my knuckles bruised by a lady in black And I held my tongue as she told me "Son fear is the heart of love" So I never went back If Heaven and Hell decide That they both are satisfied Illuminate the NOs on their vacancy signs If there's no one beside you When your soul embarks Then I'll follow you into the dark You and me have seen everything to see From Bangkok to Calgary And the soles of your shoes are all worn down

Recent Update
I took a little time away from fubar and other ventures to relax. One reason was illness guess sometimes its needed to slow you down and make you realize you might be pushing yourself to hard and the other was lack of desire. Occasionally~ things online annoy me and I need to step back and enjoy the things reality has to bring. I had a wonderful time with some friends at a cookout on Wed even with the weather being a tad on the chilly side. For once all the girls seem to be peaceful and content although I still worry, guess you never really get over that feeling when your a parent. So for now life is good

Getting Flashed At
Was on my way to school with my six year old this morning and this dirty old man yells out the window hey look at this! I looked round to see this man with no clothes on and all i said to him was fuck off iam going to punch your lights out ! When I came out of school he did it again not only at me but another mum with young children. We have both contacted the Police and they have said we will send someone out to see you next week how crap is that. The police just dont give a damn.!!!!!!!!!!!

Economic Stimulas Fubar, Working Links Now
FYI, some important information you should know. 1. If you had your tax returns done for you or online via say H&R Block, you may not get it direct deposited, instead, it will be in paper form and comming of course, about a month later. Excerpt from IRS website, Q. I chose direct deposit for my 2007 tax refund but also requested a refund anticipation loan (RAL) from my preparer. How does that affect my stimulus payment? A. Taxpayers who use Refund Anticipation Loans (RALs) or enter into any other loans or financial agreements with a tax professional, such as agreeing to have return preparation fees deducted from their refunds, cannot receive their stimulus payments by direct deposit and instead will get paper checks based on the paper check distribution schedule. That being said, here is the schedule, http://www.irs.gov/irs/article/0,,id=180250,00. html and a link to check your where your check is or status https://sa2.www4.irs.gov/irfof/IRServlet?app=IRACTC S

Horse
The Horse The horse symbolizes freedom and the power that comes with being free. They pulled the wagon trains across the prairies opening up new frontiers to be explored. Horses helped turn the Lakota and other Native tribes into the powerful mounted warriors and nomads that they became, although taming the horse wasn't easy, as their spirit for freedom was a fire that burned within them. Those with this medicine can be fiercely independent and have little tolerance for anything or anyone that limits their free expression. This characteristic can create challenges in relationships of all kinds, especially co-dependent ones. Those with this totem are teachers to their partners, friends and family showing them how to stand solid within themselves. Individuals who choose to be involved with a horse person do so because the need for self empowerment is strong. They seek the horse and the power it holds rather than the horse seeking them. Because horse medicine people hold th

Special Requests On Stories
I am now getting guys requesting that I write a special story just for them that includes the two of us as the main characters of the original story and that I read it and record it on a CD and offer those for sale to guys on my new web site. Is that something that would interest any of my friends here? Check out my Adult Bedtime Stories web site at http://adultbedtimestories.tripod.com 36d hugs, Ms. Cleavage

Deleting Friends
Hi just to let people know I am having a clear out with friends, There's many on here that I have messaged or sent profile comments to, or rated and never here from them. So its time for me to decide who stays on my list and who goes, Sorry for this but no point in having a contact on here if they don;t talk .

Mayamar
Please can any Americans reading this please send me some of your spare guns that you have kocking round the house, as i fucking swear i am going to shoot the next official from Mayamar i see just on principle. I have been dragged into helping the British Council with the AID (attempts), so much for a holiday/been ill, i am a disaster magnet. IN SHORT IF I TURN UP WHERE YOU LIVE OR CLOSE BY, HEAD FOR COVER, WAR, WATER OR WIND (AND LOTS OF IT ARE JUST BEHIND ME)

Economic Stimulas Fubar!!!
FYI, some important information you should know. 1. If you had your tax returns done for you or online via say H&R Block, you may not get it direct deposited, instead, it will be in paper form and comming of course, about a month later. Excerpt from IRS website, Q. I chose direct deposit for my 2007 tax refund but also requested a refund anticipation loan (RAL) from my preparer. How does that affect my stimulus payment? A. Taxpayers who use Refund Anticipation Loans (RALs) or enter into any other loans or financial agreements with a tax professional, such as agreeing to have return preparation fees deducted from their refunds, cannot receive their stimulus payments by direct deposit and instead will get paper checks based on the paper check distribution schedule. That being said, here is the schedule, http://www. irs. gov/irs/article/0,,id=180250,00. html and a link to check your where your check is or status https://sa2. www4. irs. gov/ir

Report Pushes Passage Of Thought Crimes Bill
Source: Intel Strike - Lee Rogers The Internet is now becoming a new front in the phony terror war. Legislation like the Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007 that is in the forms of HR 1955 and S 1959 which seek to give the government powers to define thoughts and belief systems as homegrown terrorism, is on the brink of being pushed down our throats. HR 1955 was passed by the U.S. House of Representatives by a vote of 404-6 and now it appears as if the U.S. Senate is attempting to justify its future passage. The U.S. Senate homeland security committee lead by war mongering fascist Joesph Lieberman, investigated the so called growing threat of terrorists using the Internet for recruiting and training purposes. In their report, they paint the Internet as a dangerous tool for terrorists and conclude that new laws need to be passed “to prevent the spread of the ideology.” It is incredibly convenient that S 1959 provides the legislation that is called f

Actor Tommy Chong Claims Link To Fbi Raids
Source: Local 12 Actor and comic Tommy Chong says he is linked to FBI raids Wednesday in Newport and Clermont County's Union Township. Chong tells Local 12 federal agents were after thousands of DVD copies of a documentary he recently made. Tommy Chong, 30 years ago, appeared in the movie that made him famous, "Up In Smoke." But today, Tommy Chong is 69-years-old and selling a different movie, called "The United States of America Vs. Tommy Chong." The documentary details Chong's 2003 federal prosecution and guilty plea for distributing drug paraphernalia. He was selling pot pipes online. Chong served nine months in prison. Wednesday night, Chong told Local 12 he's the focus of an FBI raid of two, local offices. "They apparently confiscated 10,000 copies of the movie, "a/k/a Tommy Chong," said Chong. Only Local 12 cameras were on Mt. Carmel Tobasco Road Wednesday evening, watching federal agents raid the offices of 513 Ventures Agents also took evidence from the

He's Awesome......
CHECK OUT THIS SEXY MAN!!!!!!! PLEASE CLICK HIS PICTURE TO BE BROUGHT TO HIS PAGE TO SHOW HIM JUST HOW MUCH FUN THIS SITE STILL IS......LOL MrDiamond ~ Shadow Leveler~Owned by Say@ fubar ALSO IF YOU HAVE A FEW EXTRA MINUTES PLEASE RATE & LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS ON THIS PICTURE ITS FOR THE FUBUCKS GIVEAWAY HE ENTERED!!!!! THIS BULLY PIMPOUT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND O

Tired
WHY DO I GO ON LIVING IN LIFE WHY DO I KEEP TRYING TO LOOK BUT BUT CAN'T FIND. IS THERE SOMEHING MORE TO MY LIFE OUT THERE FOR ME.... THE MORE I TRY THE MORE I GET TIRED THE MORE I WISH THE MORE IT TURNS TO JUST A DREAM. THERE ARE MOMENTS WHEN U SAY WHY, WHY WHY SO TIRED OF DAM HAVING THIS LIFE OF MINE TIRED OF CRYING, CRYING FOR THE IMPOSSIBLE TIRED OF WISHING WHEN U CAN SOLVED IT TIRED TIRED TIRED AND ALL I WANNA DO IS GIVE UP I KNOW I WILL FIND , I KNOW I WILL SEE THE ANSWER THAT I LOOK FOR ME

Can You Belive Sum Ppl
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Happiness Again!!
Well it has been quite sometime since i have actually been happy.I have come to realize that all this pain I have been feeling do to my ex is another test my life has put me through.Everyday that goes by that I havent talked to my ex I am becoming stronger.Though it hurts me the reason it hurts is because hes not in our sons life but he'll be the one regretting it in the end not me..Why should I have any regrets for knowing all I was was a good woman to him and all i ever did was love him for the man he was the man that had many flaws and was his own worse enemy..A man who has always been torn between right and wrong but why should i put anymore time into loving someone who cant be honest about anything..I am looking for the right man to come along and mend my heart that has been so damaged someone who is caring and kind and funny and puts a smile on my face constantly..Someone who will be there through all the ups and downs and not be afraid to tell me he loves me and really means it

Tiny Hugs Pimpout
These Tiny Hugs Levelers have worked hard lets show them all some love! 19k to levelhoneymonster@ fubar 33k to level Qüêêñ ßêê+starlight express+fubar world cruise+sin wagon@ fubar 72k to level vannasbaby@ fubar 138k to level Sassy Redhead *~*Shadow Levelers & Tiny Hugs Levelers*~*R/L Wife to Kasman@ fubar 155k to level Lady Darktree/tiny hugs levelers@ fubar 238k to level Just Susan proud fu wife of Jeff Rogers@ fubar 243k to levelEasyrider Proud Fu husband to Just Susan. Fu owner of mystic fairy@ fubar 391k to level ~MandyTinyHugzLevlers~@ fubar 548k to level ~*Sweet Kiba*~Owned by Rosie and "Tiny Hugs Leveler " a lone wolf from the Wolf Pack@ fubar 652k to level GOD ANGEL PROUD FIANCE OF AUSTIN&FRIENDSHIP CIRCLE

Today On World Rock Radio
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The Concrete Garden
She has been climbing The concrete stairs of heaven For twelve years now, this December. Traveling the mortal pathways Between grace and humanity, her days Are not numbered nor counted, Just lived. She can look out over God’s steel garden And see her siblings Pass to and fro between The petrified flowers, Smiling and frowning As chance may take them. Liberty’s azure eyes are caught on occasion, Standing proud just in the distance, With her arm raised in victory. She thumbs through papers And files, smiling at a friend’s Scribbled note or a memory Oft picked over for just such moments. A smile and a happy memory Take her the final steps to Heaven As the Angel of Death, Riding rampant on black winds, A crashing bolt of pain and suffering, Rocks Heaven’s Stairway In an explosion of steel and skin. Heaven’s stairway crashes Heavily earthward In a dusty conflagration, Shaking the souls of God’s concrete garden. Liberty’s teary eyes look on, With he

The Giant And The Daddy!
Hey all whats up!!!! well quess who came blowing into the shelving community!!! MY God Maury was so pissed when he opened his door and on the door step was non other than his dad!!! Ya you should of seen the look on Irvs face he brought all there brothers and sisters with so they all can meet and get to know one another. Well can't chat long so I must move onto the other news yep more freakin news it is so cool. they had a visit from a giant and now there dad and family wow how the shelving comunity is coming together and hopefully soon I will have the pictures of the giant and the Daddy

My Friends Rawk!
So--how much can a person love their friends? Well, I love mine A LOT! My friends and the Mad Fu-bombers RAWK! Thanks to them, I have the 50,000 comments I need to have my second Happy Hour! Thank you so much, y'all! Muah! ~*~Cotton Candy Kisses~*~@ fubar P.S.--Show this lovely lady some Fu-luv! she's the reason I have this HH! StrawBerrii KissesLolliPop Gurlz Club Fu-Owned To Mizotte59 ( Owner Of Dust Me Pink)@ fubar Song: I Believe In A Thing Called Love - The DarknessSong provided by songhere.com

Re: Man Arrested, Put In Dna Database For Dropping Apple Core
RE: Man Arrested, Put In DNA Database For Dropping Apple Core ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 09 May 2008, 12:52 Man Arrested, Put In DNA Database For Allegedly Dropping Apple Core A man with a heart condition was arrested, shackled, put in a DNA database, locked up for 18 hours and taken to court after police claim he dropped an apple core in the latest shocking example of enviro-tyranny being metered out by a cadre of brownshirt "community support officers" that now patrol British cities harassing citizens. http://www. prisonplanet. com/articles/may2008/050908_apple_core. htm

This Saturday! Genocydal Omega Rocks Your Joint!
PEOPLE, tuning in is easy! There are many ways and they are all listed here. Just click HERE and your music player will open or a WINDOW WILL POP UP ASKING YOU WHAT PROGRAM YOU WANT TO USE. CHOOSE WHATEVER IS LISTED THERE, such as Winamp, Windows Media Player, iTunes, RealPlayer, Nero, or whatever other player you use for music files.Click above for the Darkside Radio homepage.Once on that page, TO TUNE IN SCROLL DOWN AND CLICK THE SKELETONS. 5.10.08Be Sure To Tune In !!!Rock out with Lord Genocyde:7:00 p.m. Central TimeClick above to DOWNLOAD THE DARKSIDE RADIO TOOLBAR which will make it EVEN EASIER to access the Darkside Radio stream.Brought to you also by:The Lady Misty Genocyde. Welcome to the softer side of insanity...Saturday shows feature interviews! Tonight we will be interviewing... everybody! Yes, that's right. We'll have open phone lines which means that ANYONE can call in and discuss well... ANYTHING. XDLord Genocyde will also be debuting new music TBA... and as always w

I Am Someone
I am someone I walked past a dead face even though the person was alive I saw my eyes in the mirror and cried at the sight I looked at a person I didn¹t know and I met a friend I got heads to turn when I walked past I learned a lot about myself when I lost a new friend I cried every tear in my body when I thought about love I got hit bad then got back in the ring I climbed a mountain of rocks and saw an eagle fly over- head I heard terrible things about myself when no one thought I was listening I realized I was strong when I didn¹t cry when it hurt I found out who I was when I was with someone else I thought I was lost forever when a friend found me I held a life in my hand and it was my own I was a pawn in someone else's game so I surrendered to a brook I walked the fine line between surviving and not wanting to survive I still am I am someone

My Heart
My heart is on fire for it feels everything My heart is on fire because its full of pain and sorrow My heart is on fire because it wants to cry My heart is on fire for it wants to fight My heart is on fire and there is no way out My heart is on fire for it wants to run My heart is on fire, My heart is on fire and I want the fire out

A Book Of Memories
Hidden in the attic, all the way upstairs, is something very special, that I would like to share. My hopes, my dreams, old photographs, of good times and bad times that make me laugh. The joy of a hug, the thrill of a kiss, leaves me to remember the pure, simple bliss. I cry for the fun, and giggle for the pain, I enjoyed the good life I was able to maintain. The thoughts and wishes, they all stay with me, all of these contained in my book of memories.

A Funny...
Dear Employees: It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. Number 1 TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. Number 2 TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__. Number 3 TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? Number 4

Working World
ok yes i'll give it's nice that the minimum wage went up to a whole $7.15 an hour in this great state of pennsylvania, but after taxes from STATE (now sitting 5% higher than when we got $5.15 an hour.) and local (which charges a privlige to work tax as well as going up 3%) i'm still only making roughly $4.50 an hour if i'm lucky. some one tell me how to survive on $4.50 an hour. even if i would be lucky enough to find a job willing to give me 40 hrs a week. come on ppl what $4.50 X 40? it's 180, ok now on that 180 a week i have to set back money for rent, car isurance, utilitys, plus the phone, cable, and internet bills. ok rent is $600 a month so that alone is $150 a week. then utilities we'll say $15 a week. car insurance can be any where from $50 a month to $150 a month (depending on your record) but mine is $80 so theres another $20. and the extra package is $50 a month (thank you comcast triple play) so thats roughtly $13. ok now lets do the math. the basics is $198 a month alone.

Feds Accused Of Gold-price Manipulation
Source: WorldNetDaily - Jerome R. Corsi U.S. Treasury The Wall Street Journal has agreed to publish a full-page ad in which the Gold Anti-Trust Action Committee charges the U.S. government surreptitiously utilizes gold reserves to engage in international swaps and other market manipulations. "Anybody Seen Our Gold?" is the title of the ad, which alleges U.S. gold reserves held at depositories such as Fort Knox and West Point may have been seriously depleted. GATA asserts U.S. gold reserves are being shipped overseas to settle complex transactions utilized by the Federal Reserve and the U.S. Treasury to suppress the price of the precious metal. "The objective of this manipulation is to conceal the mismanagement of the U.S. dollar so that it might retain its function as the world's reserve currency," the ad copy reads in a pre-publication version GATA provided to WND. The U.S. Treasury denies the claim, insisting the stock is accounted for regularly. GATA's chairman, W

Look Within
There is so much beauty in This wondrous, blue rose If only we could capture it Within our very souls If we could take its beauty And apply the glow within Search a little deeper In the soul beneath our skin Take what it does stand for And shed its love abroad Don't hide the glow within you But share the love of God You know you can't touch beauty Without it rubbing off on you And spreading it to others In the kindness that you do There lies within each one of us The beauty like this rose When it's used in touching others Then its beauty overflows

Gold At $1,000 On Weak Dollar, High Oil
Source: Associated Press NEW YORK (AP) -- Gold futures hit $1,000 an ounce for the first time Thursday, pushed past the benchmark by the sinking dollar and record crude oil prices. The dollar fell below 100 yen during Asian trading Thursday, its weakest level against the Japanese currency in 12 years. The dollar also dropped to all-time lows against the euro. After reaching $1,001 on the New York Mercantile Exchange, gold for April delivery dropped slightly to $999.70 by midmorning Thursday. The price still doesn't match the all-time high of $850 in 1980, if that price is adjusted for inflation. An $850 ounce of gold then would be worth $2,177 in today's dollars. The $1,000 an ounce price, though, is still a milestone and a telling sign that investors are continuing to abandon the dollar. Gold has been pushing up against the $1,000 an ounce mark for weeks, mainly because of the weaker dollar. Interest rate cuts -- and the prospect of more on the way -- have weakened

Los Angeles Times On Precious Metals: “havens For Survivalists, Conspiracy Theorists
Financial advisors often try to discourage clients from such investments, but some individuals consider the metal to be insurance against the U.S. dollar. Learn four common ways to invest, and the pros and cons of each. Gold is one holiday gift that has kept on giving for the last seven years. The metal's market price, which last month surged above $800 an ounce for the first time in nearly three decades, has risen every year since 2000. It has trounced the U.S. stock market in that period, rocketing 190%, compared with a 26% total return for the Standard & Poor's 500 index. After mostly being out of favor in the 1980s and 1990s, gold has found a new, and global, investor audience -- including the emerging rich in booming Asian economies. Fresh interest in gold also has spawned an array of gold-related securities, providing more options for people who want to own the metal without having to take physical possession of it. Yet professional financial advisors often try to dis

One Last Kiss To The Moon, Part Ii
Their kisses become a little more probing, and less shy. His hands now moving over her shoulders and pushing the thin straps of her tank top aside. Moaning she lets her head fall back as he starts trailing kisses down her neck and across her shoulders. Her body reacting to every kiss and caress. Their breathing becoming a little more rapid. She enjoys the feeling of his hand as he covers her breast, and gently massages it. She wants him to just pull her top off so she can feel his hands on her skin, his lips kissing her. Intuitively he feels her need and slowly his hands drift under her black shirt. First stroking over her stomach and then reaching her breasts. The pleasure of that first touch is indescribable. The aching for that touch has been running through her mind since the moment he started kissing her. Her nipples are taut, aching to be teased and tasted. Slowly, he pushes her shirt up over her breasts and nuzzles into them. The sensuous feeling of his tongue swirling aro

One Last Kiss To The Moon, Part I
They sat quietly watching the fire burn. It was a sultry summer night, not even a breeze blowing. The sky was clear and full of stars – perfect weather for sleeping beside a lake in the middle of nowhere. "What were you thinking just then, I saw you smiling?" he asked taking her hand into his own. "Mmm, I was thinking about how many times we’ve talked about the moon.” she said, her eyes gazing intently up at the sky. "I remember you telling me that on New Year’s Eve you blew a kiss to it because you couldn’t give one to me." Now turning to look at him, her eyes meeting his, she could feel him clasp her hand a little tighter in his own, as he too remembered that time. "We missed a lot of kisses then didn’t we?" he asked with that tender loving look in his eyes that she knows all too well. Slowly she edges closer to him on the bench, ever so softly kissing his cheek and resting her head on his shoulder. "Why don’t we go for a walk down to the lake while this fire slowly dies

Solitude
Life we talk of death Each breath come closer to out. Of this I'm not afraid Though I don't know what it's all about I don't know! Decisions that we make, The chances that we take, The blindness we can't take. Thought I knew but now I know what it's like, To be alone...! alone.......! I remember here! Thought it was a dream! I never thought I'd come to this. Living with the fear, Now I know what it means Never thought it'd, end like this! Falling with no end... Into what I've only done to me. With messages to send.., Out of what I've only done to me. Falling with no Calling with no Crawling to the end. I remember here!

Self And Innocent Part Four
Chapter four She is now full and lies still in my arms, I feel her sensing my joy and love, which makes her settle. Placing her down, I go and sit once again under the tree with the first man sat beside me. We sit together entwined under the tree and I start to get those feelings that surfaced all that time ago, the electric surge that pulsates through my body has he touches me, his hands are still soft as I remember them, his breath still smoothes me when he breaths softly on my skin. The pure desires that ache inside clam to get out, to be released into his body and flowing gently like a calming sea. My eyes shut has I feel his fingertips touching me, caressing me making my body spin and my heart pump madly. I feel my body shiver and then a short sharp shock powers through me at high speed. While I think back, I look to the first-born and remember the creation that we made together. The journey will soon begin for the first-born and it will be time for me to summons the power

Bike Ride
well I'm out of here in a few for my bike ride to D.C. I will be home on Wednesday hopefully in one peace. I hope you all have a great weekend and i will talk to you'll when i get back, and will post the pics from the trip. xoxoxoxoxoxo

Self And Inncoent Part Three
The sensations deep inside are beginning to fade, quietness is settling and my body is coming back down. What had just occurred was beyond my wildest dreams, nothing could have prepared me for the quest that I was set out to do. The tree that was covered in gold leaves seems to be covered in green leaves as well, I sit up and watch as gold turns green and the fruit ripens turning from red to green. The hill that stood alone is now surrounded by woodland and forest; tall trees high above the world look down and give shelter to birds and animals. It was an amazing feeling watching the world grow before your eyes, watching flowers grow from deep beneath the ground. I turn round and see the first man lying beside me, his body still as he sleeps not knowing the events that are occurring around him, he looks as peaceful as he sleeps under the apple tree. We are the first human life on this world, the first to breath and see the wonders that surround us, but now we must bring new life the tim

Tornados
I know now that I have a guardian angel, last night as I slept peacefully tornadoes roared around me. Five miles north of me and about 15 miles south of me houses have been torn off their foundations, roads are closed, people are without power but in my area nothing has happened. My car does have a new coating of pollen and a few small sticks are on the yard but nothing is really strewn out of place. Hopefully no one has been hurt!

Self And Innocent Part Two
Chapter two My eyes open and find myself looking up, both eyes flex from side to side but I do not see anything. There is no light there are no stars in the sky and no clouds floating by. Underneath me is no grass or sand, the ground feels hard and sharp like an animal with spikes. The air is still and there is no breeze to ease the pressure that sits around you. Not a single plant or tree is in view, it is just nothing. Maybe this is other side of the world, the side that no one sees, and the side that no one talks about. A wall feels as though it is blocking the communication between him and me. His thoughts seem to be lost somewhere and I cannot track them, but I think he still senses me. I somehow sense the sexual behavior that he communicates across, but nothing more. It flows gently around me and the power is intense, my body is beginning to get hot and the power within me is building fast which I find unable to control. Breathing is becoming erratic unable to control, feeli

My Beautiful Friends.
As i wake up this morning ; I do not look forward to this day .It is going to be a very sad day indeed. Today my son goes to live with his father. You may ask why i named tHis blog my beautiful friends . I will tell you . Because of you my beautiful friends i have gotten through so many things from the fear of dying to the fear of being alone . So as i wake this morning i tell you all thank you so much . MY BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS ...

Self And Innocent Part One
He touched me with his hands so pure and soft, his breath smoothed me has he breathed softly on my skin. The world around didn’t seem to exist it was just me alone with the thoughts of completeness and satisfaction, the overflow inside me seemed to rush like a waterfall and the sudden impact was far too much for me to take. My body felt light and flowed like a spirit high in the clouds, the energy surrounding me was raw and high; my means of understanding were innocent and uncanny especially to myself. The way he moved made me stand in a trance like state, I could not control the urges that kept surfacing but I held control, his way of charming was supreme to the understated man, his means of sense was mystifying and seemingly secretive. The outer world seemed nothing like the inner one, there seemed to be a lot more erupting inside than out, the outside crust was tearing apart revealing a smooth underlay underneath. The power of a man over shadowing a pure innocent woman making her

Another Angel In The Sky.
This morning im sorry to say David Woods, my cousin in law, almost like a older brother to me committed suicide. A newly wed to my cousin Tammy Woods. Im not sure how much I will be on here for the next few weeks. I might be on here more, I might be on here less. But all i ask is for you guys to pray for his family, my family. Mainly his wife Tammy who is amazing to me. Shes been there for me through everything. My deep depressions even that she has pulled me out of and i know she was trying to help him too. Just please pray for her. Thank you

How To Make Love (recipe)
RECIPE: HOW TO MAKE LOVE Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 soft, warm mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.

Knockin @ The Gate Of Heaven
Knock, Knock I knocked at heaven's door this morning. God asked me...'My child, what can I do for you?' And I said, 'Father, please protect and bless the person reading this message.' God smiled and answered...'Request granted'.

"poem By Kg"
I‘m sick, I‘m tired -- Earth awaits Embracing me – no fear, no hate. Like clouds above the crowds of heads So soft as pillows on the beds The darkness landing all around My feet are touching solid ground I go or stay? I say or go? That‘s all I want to finally know No matter fears, no matter dreams Life goes along it really seems That I alone and only care For things in life that are so dear Don‘t search for clues – there are no such Don‘t mention bues, I care for touch Let hope begin, let sun come free My major sin, YOU always be PS Don‘t search for explanations, really. Thanks for reading. Yes, that was purely my creation. Posted by Girlish-Any, 11-23-2007 IN her Blog, "I wrote it"

Who Needs Fan Mailers Or Dancers When You Can Have Wayne Males.
I was sucked into the fan again and what a mess it made on my desktop. They ought to make it illegal to create so much chaos and confusion making me watch a fan dance after my hard night on the vino tinto. Needless to say, I had to switch off altogether and get turned on again. Consequently I found all the windows closed. I see there are still time wasters on here too because I just wasted six seconds of my life trying to view a private blog. Why don't they put PRIVATE in the Title? - maybe they just want to up their numbers or doesn’t it work like that? These days after much moaning and point making I don't get many chain mails it has moved on to WAYNE MALES and fortunately there are not too many dodgy doughnuts on there (the ones with holes where the white and grey matter should be). I had a Slap and Tickle poem poster with an ego problem and not much decorum and having got rid of that irritation I have attracted another. However this one is well travelled and well mannered a

Great Tits!
It's been a while since the BBC News has made me laugh. Check out this link... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7390109.stm When I saw the headline I figured it'd be something entirely different, I'm sure you can imagine.

Dr Phils Advice
Dr Phil proclaims, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." It's as simple as that. So,I looked around my house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines, and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Have a great weekend!

To My Mom & To All My Mom Friends
You know most people look through their wallets or their pocket books and way down at the bottom, past their credit cards and the baby pictures and green stamps, you can usually find a little ole dog-eared piece of poetry of some kind ... "I was cleanin' out my wallet the other day and I ran across a whole bunch of IOU's some of 'em 30 years overdue. And the funny thing is that all these IOU's are owed to one person, and I just kinda thought that maybe now might be a pretty good time for an accounting ... "Mom? You listenin'?" "Mom, I owe you for so many things, a lot of different services, like Night Watchman for instance, for lyin' awake nights listenin' for coughs, cries and creakin' floorboards, and me comin' in too late. Oh, you had the eye of an eagle, the roar of a lion, but ya always had a heart as big as a house. "I owe you for services as a short order cook, chef, baker, for makin' sirloin outta hamburger, turkey outta tuna fish and big old strappin' boys

Dog Diary Vs Cat Diary
DOG DIARY 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! 12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing! 1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing! 3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! 5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing! 7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing! 8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing! 11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! CAT DIARY Day 983 of my captivity. My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I

Seminars For Men
ANNOUNCING: SEMINARS FOR MEN COURSE 001 COMBATTING STUPIDITY COURSE 002 YOU TOO CAN DO HOUSEWORK COURSE 003 PMS - LEARN WHEN TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT COURSE 004 HOW TO FILL THE ICE TRAY COURSE 005 WE DO NOT WANT SLEEZY UNDERTHINGS FOR CHRISTMAS COURSE 006 WONDERFUL LAUNDRY TECHNIQUES (DON'T WASH MY SILKS) COURSE 007 UNDERSTANDING FEMALE RESPONSES TO COMING HOME @ 4AM COURSE 008 PARENTING: IT DOESNT END WITH CONCEPTION COURSE 009 GET A LIFE: LEARN TO COOK COURSE 010 HOW NOT TO ACT LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHEN YOU ARE WRONG COURSE 011 UNDERSTANDING YOUR INCOMPETENCE COURSE 012 YOU - THE WEAKER SEX COURSE 013 REASONS TO GIVE FLOWERS COURSE 014 HOW TO STAY AWAKE AFTER SEX COURSE 015 SEX 101: YOU CAN FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT IT IF YOU REALLY TRY COURSE 016 SEX 102: MORNING DILEMMA - IF ITS AWAKE, TAKE A SHOWER COURSE 017 HOW TO PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN COURSE 018 THE REMOTE CONTROL - OVERCOMING YOUR DEPENDENCY COURSE 019 HOW NOT TO ACT YOUNGER THAN YOUR CHILDREN COURSE 020 Y

Greed In The War
The Iraqi government is inviting major oil multinationals to participate for the first time in the development of the oil industry, without waiting for the passage of crucial but controversial hydrocarbons legislation. In a sign that the oil law the US has been pressing for is unlikely to be agreed by parliament any time soon, Hussain Shahristani, Iraq’s oil minister, said in an interview with the Financial Times that Iraq was now determined to push ahead with plans to raise production from a current 2.5m barrels per day to 6m bpd in five years. Iraq oil exports rise Iraq’s oil exports in January rose 140,000 barrels per day from the previous month, hitting the highest level since the US-led invasion in 2003. Exports in January climbed to 1.97m b/d, up from 1.83m b/d in December, according to shipping data compiled by Reuters on Wednesday. Iraq’s oil shipments have been rising in recent months because of more stable supplies of Kirkuk crude from the north. Speaking on the s

{untitled} Beauty Of Love
* * * I have the feeling now that not your hands but flowers touch me. What a peal of spring dawns when you are beside me! The spirit dons the gentleness of meadows, the body makes no effort to resist it. And wholly pure are water, bread and fire. Let us speak softly or lapse into silence and just with glances grow an upright tree with rustling leaves of tender love and truth. The birds fly home, and I now also fly across the azure of your loving eyes repeating vaguely only these few words: The gods we sought to please let us forget. The offerings we made let us remember. Translated by Lionginas Paþûsis Written by Justinas Marcinkevicius, LT poet Brought by "Girlish K" April 18, 2008, in her Blog, "Love"

The Truth About A Genetic Genius, The Naked Truth For Sure - Ha Ha Ha. A Mad Thought That Was Completed Rather Than Just Pondered On.
Today is like spring, not knowing what it wants to do, the weather that is. The grass was cut and afterwards the washing was hung on the line. Well I know it is not easy mowing a lawn with washing in your face. By the time the lawn was finished so too was the sun so I was not amused but still did the usual line dance in the hope that a puff of wind might blow the clouds away and dry said washing at the same time. With that done I surveyed the damage and decided that even the edges had been strimmed the grass needed collecting up and began this chore. The sun broke through and I had not put uv protection on anyway so what chance against infra red. That got me thinking. Why are we the only things on the planet who plaster ourselves with lotions or clothes. I have never seen a bird with a pot of solar defence booster. Nor come to that have I seen an apple applying a protective coating on its unripe skin. Maybe we were not meant to be here at all and the creator or whatever you

Lifes Little Mysteries Questionare Copy And Paste If U Dare!!!!
1. What are you listening to right now?: tunes from Howl @ the Moon 2. What was the last thing you ate?: Dinner 3. If you were a crayon what color would you be?: multi coloured cant decide 4. How is the weather right now?: f.........ing freezing 5. What color is your underwear right now?: damn forgot to put it on 6. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: My Sister 7. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: their sense of humor..........................nah i lied 8. Favorite type of food?: Anything savory 9. Do you drink?: ooooh yes please 10. Ever got so drunk you dont remember?: Cant remember......................................hic 11. What color are your eyes?: Hazel 12. Single?: No 13. Favorite month?: December 14. Last movie you watched?: can i be arrested if i tell u LMFAO 15. Favorite day of the week?: Sunday 16. Are you too shy to ask

Hehehehehe
You may be wondering what is the most useful word in the English language?.. Well, we finally figured it out. It's shit. That's right, shit.. we're not joking here (pun intended)! shit may just be one of the most functional word in the English language. Consider these few facts: On any one day, you can get shit-faced, be shit-out-of-luck, or have shit for brains. If you put some effort into it, you can get your shit together, figure out a place for all your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, sell shit, buy shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, pick up shit, order shit, listen to shit, and smell like shit. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, catch shit, sling shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit, take a shit, or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than

Changes
Heads up!!! Those of you who know me, know this - I am not gonna be the same person as before and I am not gonna treat you the same ... I'm through being a pervert. I am still the same charming guy, but I am no longer gonna be trying to impress you or hook up with anyone. Please dont take it personal. I am not gonna ignore you, so dont feel that way. Continue to talk to me like you're used to!!

Too Freakin Funny!!!!!
A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Just after getting into bed the woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already. After a little while the little boy says, 'Dark in here.' The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything - let alone from a little boy, says 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have a football.' Man - 'That's nice.' Boy - 'Want to buy it?' Man - 'No, thanks.' Boy - 'My dad's outside.' Man - 'OK, how much?' Boy - '£250' In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together. Boy - 'Dark in here.' Man - 'Yes, it is.' Boy - 'I have football boots.' The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, 'Ok how much this time ?' Boy - '£350' Man - 'Sold.' A few

Happy Mother's Day To All Of Those Who Apply
Good Morning and welcome once again to another installment of “it’s your Weekend so what Cha going to do with it!” Hey there and how’s it going? I am fine, still sickly, and let me tell you do not, I can’t state this high enough on the scale of do not do’s But do not get a cold just prior to summer…Holey smokes the wheels have came off the wagon on this one…I hate sneezing and coughing and running sniffles nosey crap…sore throat…You name it! YUCK!!! But, the way I understand it from some professionals (those who gave it to me) It only last’s 10 days…Well crappola! That is 10 days to long for my goofy butt. I heard in the news this morning and did not catch where the dumb dude was from, but apparently he barged in on a Bachelorette party at a bar somewhere and while doing so had his picture taken with some of the gals. Not so bad right? Lucky him…but the dude apparently became inebriated. Inebriated is not good when you do stuff to piss people off…and he did, and in doing so was thrown

Multinationals Make Billions Out Of Growing Food Crisis
Giant agribusinesses are enjoying soaring earnings and profits out of the world food crisis which is driving millions of people towards starvation, The Independent on Sunday can reveal. And speculation is helping to drive the prices of basic foodstuffs out of the reach of the hungry. The prices of wheat, corn and rice have soared over the past year driving the world's poor â€“ who already spend about 80 per cent of their income on food â€“ into hunger and destitution. The World Bank says that 100 million more people are facing severe hunger. Yet some of the world's richest food companies are making record profits. Monsanto last month reported that its net income for the three months up to the end of February this year had more than doubled over the same period in 2007, from $543m (Â£275m) to $1.12bn. Its profits increased from $1.44bn to $2.22bn. Cargill's net earnings soared by 86 per cent from $553m to $1.030bn over the same three months. And Archer Daniels Midland, one of t

Meet The Weimar Dollar
By Michael Fox Where is this $150,000,000,000.00 “economic stimulus package” coming from? Let’s make this really clear. The United States government does not have any money. On the contrary, the national debt now stands at $9.2 trillion dollars, which is more than 61 times more than the “package.” So, as they don’t have the money to give, those $600 checks they plan to mail out this spring will literally comprise just printing money. In order to hand out a mass of cash they don’t have, therefore, they have to borrow it. Consequently, this week Bloomberg reported that rates were going up for long-term treasury notes. There it is, this deeply-indebted entity – the US Government – is borrowing an additional $150 billion on top of that $9.2 trillion they already owe, then handing it out. At the same time, in anticipation of this distribution of just printed cash, the price of oil on the commodities exchange promptly went up, to over $90/barrel. You can bet your Buick it will bust

Thanking All My Friends Who Worry About Me & Are There When I Need Them
thank you all that worried & have shown to be a friend this past week wish i could do more then say ty in my blog wish i could give every1 everything they want i find that no matter how some people r u can find some really good people out here WITCHY'S WIKKED GRAPHIX here is to all my friends who show they deserve it

I Didn't Blog!!!
oh yes, lots of changes and i hadn't any time to write in my blog things are going great with my bf, as well i have been working a lot at home (i'm freelancer) things will change in sometime :) he gave me last weekend a teddy... ahh i'm so in love, we are already more than 4 months together, and things are so nice, and sweet for now. of course with distance problems, but we handle it very well for now this weekend i'll take my cam with me, we're having a beautiful springtime, warm, and makes you want to stay outside the whole time... and i want to take new pics of me and my bf :P he sometimes gets all fluffy cause he doesn't love to take pics, but ohhhhh weeeeeeeeeeellllllll, he accepts cause i insist ;) and he has a prize when he does ;) well i'll be in an out this day, betweek work and other things hugs

More Conscious
Now, that I'm here Breaking my relationship with time and space Watching my life through the milky glasses of a window Now it all becomes so clear If I had the opportunity to smell The enchanted wind of a spring flower I would take a deep breathe to relax If I had the chance to get the tingling emotion Of warm white sea sand slipping through my fingers I would hold on to the feeling If I could see the pure and carefree smile of a child As the original nature of honesty It would be so refreshing Being able to respond If I could hear the greatest sound The silence of forest in the early morning Just interrupted and up valued by the lonely call of a bird I would answer If I could have my body back To be reloaded by a sip of crystal clear water Water which is not polluted by chemical industry I could taste the freshness of the unspoiled nature Now, that I'm here Breaking my relationship with time and space Watching my life through the clear glasses of a

This Is Too Funny ????????
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ~*Love & Let Go*~ Date: May 8, 2008 4:22 PM I LOVE YOU HONEYA man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years.He breaks into a house to look for money and guns.Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bedand ties him to a chair.While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen,this guy is an escaped convict.Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years.I saw how he kissed your neck.If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you.Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous.If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey.I love you!' His wife responds: 'He wasn't kissing my neck.He was whispering in my ear.He tol

Kingdom Of Tomorrow
If we are talking about the motion Now you must drink the poison Yes we are so superstitious We feel like we have visions of tomorrow See the stars and see the mirror You'll find an empty kingdom of the future Let's begin' with something simple Like when you are looking for a symbol You are running to a temple Through the spectrum of the past The main gate is wide open Walk on pieces of an idol broken Darkness fills the space now Remember you are nothing You are nothing of those visions of the future Loneliness is a state of mind of those years When people fight always for a stupid reason You are now a robotic new being Happiness is the kingdom of tomorrow

Global "oil Shock" Rattles World Stock Markets
Source: 321 Energy - Gary Dorsch, Editor, Global Money Trends Cleaning up the mess that Mr Greenspan left behind was never going to be easy. Banks and brokers around the world face more than half-trillion dollars in write-offs as a consequence of the US sub-prime mortgage crisis, which is spreading from the US property market and roiling global stock markets. It’s toppled the US economy into a recession and the tremors are also rattling Asian stock markets. Roughly $7 trillion has been wiped from world stock markets since the beginning of the year amid fears of a severe US economic recession and financial institutions reporting more mega losses. “The market crisis will preoccupy us well into 2008,” he said German Finance Minister Peer Steinbrueck on Feb 15th. “The financial risks securitized by banks contained packaged explosives,” and he accused rating agencies of having a conflict of interest in the role they played in the process. So far, the Bernanke Federal Reserve has p

Iraq Pushes On With Oil Plans
By Roula Khalaf and Dino Mahtani in London Published: February 5 2008 18:30 | Last updated: February 5 2008 18:30 The Iraqi government is inviting major oil multinationals to participate for the first time in the development of the oil industry, without waiting for the passage of crucial but controversial hydrocarbons legislation. In a sign that the oil law the US has been pressing for is unlikely to be agreed by parliament any time soon, Hussain Shahristani, Iraq’s oil minister, said in an interview with the Financial Times that Iraq was now determined to push ahead with plans to raise production from a current 2.5m barrels per day to 6m bpd in five years. Iraq oil exports rise Iraq’s oil exports in January rose 140,000 barrels per day from the previous month, hitting the highest level since the US-led invasion in 2003. Exports in January climbed to 1.97m b/d, up from 1.83m b/d in December, according to shipping data compiled by Reuters on Wednesday. Iraq’s oil shipment

Iran Dumps U.s. Dollars In Oil Transactions
TEHRAN - Iran had totally removed U.S. dollars in the country's oil transactions, an Oil Ministry official said on Wednesday. "The dollar has completely been removed from our oil trade....Crude oil customers have agreed with us to use other currencies (in the trade)," Oil Ministry official Hojjatollah Ghanimifard was quoted as saying by the state television. "We make our transactions with euros in Europe, but yen in Asia," he added. Due to the tensions with Washington in the past years over the nuclear disputes and the latest depreciation of dollars, Iran has vowed to decrease the greenback in its foreign trade. Iran central bank also has reduced dollars in the country's foreign reserves. In last November's summit of the Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) in Saudi Arabia, Iran proposed that it was necessary to replace the U.S. dollar with other major hard currencies in oil trading. But some Arab allies of the United States showed few suppor

Iraq Pushes Ahead With Oil Plans
By Roula Khalaf and Dino Mahtani in London Published: February 5 2008 18:30 | Last updated: February 5 2008 18:30 The Iraqi government is inviting major oil multinationals to participate for the first time in the development of the oil industry, without waiting for the passage of crucial but controversial hydrocarbons legislation. In a sign that the oil law the US has been pressing for is unlikely to be agreed by parliament any time soon, Hussain Shahristani, Iraq’s oil minister, said in an interview with the Financial Times that Iraq was now determined to push ahead with plans to raise production from a current 2.5m barrels per day to 6m bpd in five years. Iraq oil exports rise Iraq’s oil exports in January rose 140,000 barrels per day from the previous month, hitting the highest level since the US-led invasion in 2003. Exports in January climbed to 1.97m b/d, up from 1.83m b/d in December, according to shipping data compiled by Reuters on Wednesday. Iraq’s oil

Thank You
I just wanna say thank you to my FRIENDS who have been so sweet and supportive. I had a moment and i'm slowly recovering. I have been living with vitilago for 18 years now. So you would think that i would be use to the rude comments and looks. The truth is until this moment i have never had supposed grown folks be so rude and mean. All i can do is pray for those people and move on. Holding my head up high knowing GOD created me this way. And he never makes a mistake. I AM ONE OF HIS MANY BEAUTIFUL CREATIONS. I AM BLESSED. YOU DO YOU AND I'M GOING TO DO ME

Http://www.blacklistednews.com/view.asp?id=5946
image Royal Dutch Shell has been quietly working with Iraq’s oil ministry over the past two years, advising it on how to increase the production of two oilfields. Under an agreement struck after the 2003 invasion, no one from the company, Europe’s largest oil group, has set foot in the troubled country; instead, monthly face-to-face meetings with the oil ministry have been held in Amman, the Jordanian capital, and weekly contact has been maintained by video-link. The Shell-financed project – and the attention showered on Baghdad – appears to be paying off: Shell is now negotiating a technical support agreement in which it will be compensated for helping upgrade production of producing fields. The oil company will again set up a team outside Iraq, helping, among other things, to bring new equipment into the country and training Iraqis in its use. Shell is one of several international oil companies – including BP and the US groups ExxonMobil and Chevron – that have been tapping i

Ted Turner Repeats Call For Population Curb
Says diminishing farmland will lead to food riots, despite being behind corn-based ethanol push Billionaire Globalist Ted Turner, who earlier this month predicted that global warming would eventually lead to cannibalism, has repeated his call to curb population growth, claiming that disappearing farmland will cause food riots, despite the fact that Turner himself is behind the push to grow corn-based ethanol, an industry the UN has blamed for food shortages and increased poverty. “There are a lot of different problems being caused by an ever-increasing number of people in a finite-sized world,” Turner told CNBC’s Bob Pisani. “The resources of the planet just can’t keep up with the demand and I’m afraid this going to be more commonplace. I’m afraid we’re just seeing the tip of the iceberg. It’s very complicated I do want to say.” Watch the video. http://www.blacklistednews.com/view.asp?ID=6386 “We’ve had warnings for a number of years,” Turner said. “Grain stocks have b

Domination Radio
Looking for staff and girls to be the domination girl of the month. For details send me a msg here or contact me on yahoo at lord_phase.We are not a fubar station if you are chosen to be a domination girl your pic will be placed on the front page with a link to your profile. Tune In Using Your Default Player Just Click On The Images Below. HighBand (Cable/DSL)

Pentagon Expands Propaganda Reach With Foreign "news" Websites
The Pentagon is expanding "Information Operations" on the Internet with purposefully set up foreign news websites that are designed to look like independent media sources but in reality are nothing more than direct military propaganda. USA Today reports: "The Pentagon is setting up a global network of foreign-language news websites, including an Arabic site for Iraqis, and hiring local journalists to write current events stories and other content that promote U.S. interests and counter insurgent messages." The websites at http://www.balkantimes.com/, http://www.magharebia.com/ and http://mawtani.com/ are three of the said Pentagon run operations aimed at people in the Balkans, North Africa and Iraq. The front pages of the sites appear to be populated with regionalized news stories, but the disclaimers buried within the sites and accessible only via small links at the bottom of the pages reveal that all three are run by the US Department of Defense. See screenshots below

Simple Things
Wasted days, I’m caught up in the fruitless chase Wanting more than anything that’s come before I wish I didn’t have to choose When I know there is so much to lose Cruel desires blind me to the simple things Lost in fires of passionate imaginings Simple things Holding out, feeling that it just might come Cursing doubt that keeps you from the perfect one I wish I didn’t have to choose I know there is so much to lose Cruel desires blind me to the simple things I’m torn between what I know and what I dream

Mcdonald's To Patent . . . The Sandwich
It never fails - EVERY TIME I think that corporate lawyers can't dream up anything more absurd than they already have, they prove, unequivocally, that I lack the gift of diabolical imagination. McDonald's wants to own the rights to how a sandwich is made. The fast-food chain has applied for a patent relating to the 'method and apparatus' used to prepare the snack. The burger company says owning the 'intellectual property rights' would help its hot deli sandwiches look and taste the same at all of its restaurants. Harmless, right? WRONG. These people are CORPORATE CONTROL FREAKS. They won't stop until EVERYTHING is under their control. It also wants to cut down on the time needed to put together a sandwich, thought to have been dreamt up by the Earl of Sandwich in 1762. They want us to pay royalties to them because some ham in the 18th century was too lazy to make a hot meal??? The 55-page patent, which has been filed in the US and Europe, covers

Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build A ‘gay Bomb’
A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting. Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered, and then subsquently rejected, building the so-called “Gay Bomb.” Edward Hammond, of Berkeley’s Sunshine Project, had used the Freedom of Information Act to obtain a copy of the proposal from the Air Force’s Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio. As part of a military effort to develop non-lethal weapons, the proposal suggested, “One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior.” The documents show the Air Force lab asked for $7.5 million to develop such a chemical weapon. “The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical

[hungry]
Can I purchase happy? Can I bargain success? Can I bribe love? Can I buy a vowel? I squint at the very notion, making my eyes even more invisible. God damn it I'm hungry. But for something specific. I mean, liver and couscous is great, and so is jalapeno doused salt-batter fried food, But where's the love? And the return trips to a buffet of welcoming marsala sauce. My head's shaved. And my shirts need pressed. And my job needs found. *shrugs* me and my puppy are going to bed. My parents are coming in tomorrow. Dinner, guilt trips, nagging, and hectics. Status Quo. Gotta love it. I've yet to celebrate my lack of homework assignments, and near conclusion to my education beyond video game marathons, and Frasier seasons running in the background. Vanilla cappucinos await. Along with something cheesey and sweet. Gotta live for those small over-indulgences. And yes, shaving my own head was an exercise in insanity. Watching things fall

Half Price Big Macs For Fighting Global Warming
TOKYO - A Japanese government website crashed Wednesday as people raced to take up an offer of a half-price McDonald's hamburger in exchange for pledging to fight global warming. The Japanese unit of the US burger giant Tuesday offered a Big Mac for 150 yen (1.3 dollars), about half the normal price, to anyone demonstrating a commitment to preventing climate change. People were asked to check up to 39 boxes on a form they could download from the environment ministry's website, each listing a way of reducing carbon dioxide emissions blamed for global warming. "We started seeing a rise in access yesterday and it surged this morning. We are now trying to restore the system," said Kenji Someno, who heads the ministry's Lifestyle Policy Office. It was the ministry's first system crash following a corporate offer related to environmental efforts. "McDonald's is such a familiar name with people and they eat there often. The Big Mac discount gives them the strong impression that

Virtual Vixen
Virtual Vixen by LateNiteFantasy© She reaches beyond space and time, And travels on the sounds of rhyme, Surviving in the miles of wire, She sizzles full of heat and fire. Compelled by some electric surge, She journeys when she gets the urge, And when the wave does finally ebb, She emerges in the tangled Web. She hovers in computer chip, Biding time 'til she can slip Up the cord onto your screen, She waits, impatient, to be seen. And when you fire up the beast, What she is becomes unleashed, She's many things – but you must wait While she ponders on your fate. Vixen, vamp, sultry, sassy, Woman wild or lady classy, All these facets stored inside, Waiting for a special guide. And when it's time for her to go, You'd best be certain she's done so, For if you do not take great care, She could escape into the air. And just before you fall asleep, Into your room she'll softly creep, And put ideas in your head As you lie s

Firefighter's Prayer
Lord, guide me through the fire And make my pathway clear; As I rescue those in Danger, May I have no Fear. Although the flames surround me, I know I'm not alone; For You are right beside me; You never leave Your own.

Meet The Awsome People In The Auction
Hello everybody!!!! You can come and check out who is in the auction. I got awsome people there!!! So come check them out and bid on them!!! MRS. I GOT E¢¥M HATIN ¢¼Ace¢¼of Spades (Da Quietstorm) CLUB F.A.R.* Mmoire Bodyguard Cubs Fan King of the Gotti Family~$~DSC~Dirty Addictions Enforcer~Co-Founder of the MWC~Club F.A.R.~$ stevemarl pooh bear TJ @AKA GHETTOLUVA 26~FULORD@OWNER OFGHETTO LOUNGE@/MEMBER OF RATE / FLOW RATERS CO-OWN @ BAR LOUNGE Ch3rrYLiSciOuS ~ OWNER OF FU-GROUPIES~ mommy2007 Trell the crazy man The Bids start at 30,000 fubucks. Everything can be bid: Fubucks Tickers 1 day Blast Bling packs 3 day Blast 7 day Blast Ticker packs 1 month VIP 30 day Blast 3 month VIP Happy Hour 1 Year VIP I wish you a lot of fun and I hope you get the best out of it!!! Hugs and Kisses I'm a queen, I'm a Diamond!!! ~

Poe-etic Justice
Poe-etic Justice by LateNiteFantasy© Once upon a night so dreary, while I struggled tired and weary Through my lexicon still seeking one insightful word, While I worried, heart a-sinking, suddenly there came a blinking As my screen was gently winking, and a clinking sound was heard, 'Tis a phantom, I intoned, that's what I saw and heard, But that was quite absurd. Ah, so clearly I recall, it was in the dank, cold, Fall, And the shadows tall were creeping 'cross my office floor, Eagerly I wished a sign and classic words that were just mine - Just a faultless verse to open my creative door, A rare intelligent verse to shake people to their core, That's all I wished, and nothing more. The CPU then whistled 'til my neck hairs stood and bristled, It scared me - dared me to enter its mysterious realm one time, So that now to stop the pounding of my heart I was expounding, 'Tis my imagination hounding me for a perfect rhyme, My vivid imagination seeking just a flawless r

All Cruise Members Plz Read
Hello all fubar world cruise members, It's been brought to my attention by a few of the new passengers that some of you are still NOT returning the rate and fan, but just accepting the friend requests. THIS IS SO NOT ACCEPTABLE!!!! The rules clearly state that you MUST do this with everyone new passenger to stay a passenger. Failure to comply with the few simple rules will result in you being removed from the cruise, sorry but rules are there for a reason. New passengers work really really hard, and spend hours, some even days, on here F/A/R'ing everyone, so that they can be a passenger on the cruise. I think that they are entitled to the same respect and gratitude they are showing you. Sorry I have to do this, but theres too many people complaining to me about members not returning the rates and fans, thats 1 of the reasons for this cruise, more friends, fans and profile page rates. New members - please make sure you tell me which members just accept your request

My Sun...
Az ne1 knowz who knowz me at all,Alice in Chains iz holy 2 me,they r the soundtrack 2 my life along with Mad Season-and this iz becuz of THE MAN,MY MAN,Layne Staley.Therefore,nething 2 do with them/him iz holy ground with me... My current avatar iz the AIC sun,and i have had ppl downrating it and i just want to take this opportunity 2 say that if u do that then basically u suck.Every1 has their fave whatever;if im ratin ur pix and ur a dallas cowboy fan and have their pix up i give u a 10! Im a 49er fan-but im not a small-minded asshole and im not out to hurt ne1 so no matter what u post ill give u a 10 or 11-and if i ever run across nething that i hate that much ill just not rate it at all b4 i downrate it-but,thatz just me...my parentz raised a classy kid! Peace out peepz...xox

New Fu Feature!
New feature! Now in ur bartab u can choose exactly which items u do want to see! and block the ones u dont! I don't mean the just for me, or everything tab either! there is now filter tab next to that one!!! check it out~ profile settings is the location!

Add/rate/fan
We have a popular thang here at fubar-the whole add/rate/fan thing...first off,if thatz what ur n2 then God bless u,have a gud time with it,I aint mad atcha.It just doesnt happen 2 b my thang;and really-am i wrong 4 that? I think not! As i told a person earlier 2day,i wuz here b4 fubar wuz "cool",when it wuz lostcherry and we were here 4 the love...ahhh-good timez,gud timez... Now itz a "game",all about the pointz,what-the-fuck-ever.Ive been here 4 two yrz now and it has never been about the pointz 4 me;theonly reason i need them iz cuz pointz=buckz and i like 2 but giftz,lol! Other than that i cud give a fuck if i ever earn another point! I actually had sum1 unfan me 2day cuz they took it upon themself 2 add/rate/fan me then instruct me 2 do the same and my response 2 them wuz that i accepted all friend requestz,never rate below a 10,but reserved the rite 2 fan who i chose cuz i feel the fan option iz a unique feature and i treat it az such-i luv all my fanz,but plz believe if i fan u

Luciferian Mind Expansion..... Or A Little Enlightenment
I am one who is open minded in general to everyones beliefs be they of a different religion, sexual preference, or ethnicity. I will respect anyones choice to believe what they will and not force anything upon anyone. I just wanted that part out in the open before I go on ranting and rambling about my views on this subject any further so please if you can't be open minded stop reading now....... I just recently finished reading a book titled The secret history of Lucifer by Lynn Picknett. I have to say it's an incredibly enlightening book and yes a bit of a pun there considering Lucifer is known as the light bringer. However most would know him as “Satan” or “The Devil” thanks to the perversion of once sacred things by Christianity. Then again what haven't they twisted and turned for their own will. They after all perverted and twisted all the Gods and Goddesses of old into demons and spawn of Satan. I am not much of a religious person if I were to be akin to any one religion m

What Is Love?????
What does love mean? What Love means to a 4-8 year old . . Slow down for three minutes to read this. It is so worth it. Touching words from the mouth of babes. A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, 'What does love mean?' The answers they got were broader and deeper than anyone could have imagined. See what you think: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love.' Rebecca- age 8 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 'When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.' Billy - age 4 'Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shavin

The 2nd Disaster
CHAPTER FOUR: THE SECOND DISASTER I. THE SECOND DISASTER Thery were many people in Alaska when the Second Disaster came to the earth. This time it was a great flood. Water covered all of the land. Before the time of the flooding, four Eskimo families found out how to survive and they lived through the Second Disaster. This is how it happened: The earth had real good weather from the middle of the winter time. It was now early summer. The Eskimos were beginning to wonder: "Are we going to have a real good summer, or does this mean we are going to have lots of bad weather?" One night a man called Beeueoak dreamed a terrible dream. He was in great terror. His life was in danger. In the dream he was standing on the very tip of a high mountain top. When he looked around there were no other mountains. There was no land around about except where he stood. There was water as far as he could see. He was alone. He got so scared he called out, "Is there anyone to help me out of thi

People Move
X. THE PEOPLE MOVE It was still cold and the ocean was frozen fat out to sea. The poeple were geting hungry. One evening the men talked about finding a way to catch seals from under the shore ice. They had not hunted seals before. A few days later one of the men caught a seal out on the ice. He caught it with a spear. The spear had a skin rope on it to haul the seal out of the water. Later, every man made a spear like the one to catch seals because it worked so good. Some of the men brought in seals every day. Whoever hunted caribou brought in caribou every day, too. The hunting was good. When the spring season came the people gathered the long pieces of beach wood to be ready for building the boats. In March the men began to cut long driftwood into the right sizes for the boat frame. The people named this time Sainotoavick just as Aungayoukuksuk had foretold. Soon the people had everything they needed to begin building the boats. They had made all kinds of light rawh

The Return
IX. THE RETURN Ekeuhnick and Silamui had many things with them to show their people. They were things to help the people live a better and easier life. These men had learned ways of doing things that made living possible in the changed times. Ekeuhnick and Silamui became teachers. Soon the people were learning to make things like Silamui and Ekeuhnick had done, and they learned how to use them just fine. Before night time, on the day they came back, Ekeuhnick called the people together to tell them about their journey and to tell them about what they found and what they learned. They showed the people how to make tools to build the snares and traps and the other things to catch the animals, birds, and fishes. They told about the rich country where no men lived. They explained how this land could be a new home with plenty for everyone. They told about the better living they had found in that far off country and how they could travel there by using boats. They told stories about

The Way Back
VIII. THE WAY BACK A few days later Ekeuhnick and Silamui started down the river in the umaik. They planned to go down the river, across the big lake they saw from the mountain, and follow a river to the ocean. They would use the sun to guide them back to their people. Their journey would be a long trip. Ekeuhnick and his companion expected to explore and learn about the country as they traveled. They wanted to find useful things to make life better and easier. They wanted to do this for their people, not for themselves. Those two men were the first explorers to go into the land of no men to find out things to help their people. They had found a good place for successful hunting with lots of fishes, animals, birds, trees and plants. Still, those men had something more to explore. Ahead of them, on thier journey back to their people, were places they had not yet seen. Their plan to travel by boat was not easy. It was a new experience for them. Ekeuchnick and Silamui saw lots

Spring Comes
VII. SPRING COMES Soon the spring weather came. The sun was getting warm and the snow was melting. Birds of all kinds were coming to the country. Canadian geese were flying all over. Ekeuhnick and Silamui began to make skin boat according to their plan. The willows ane cottonwoods are ready to put together. They had lots of caribou raw hide strings, thongs, and ropes ready to bind the joints together. Soon the frame was finished. Next they sewed the skins together with thongs. They used many caribou skins because the boat was large. It was long and wide for they had lots of things to take home to show the people. While the men were sewing the hides together they saw the caribou skin ropes would not be strong enough for all the lashings to make the boat. They decided they would have to kill a bear to use. They must have this stronger hide to make ropes and thongs to bind the skin cover to the boat and to tie it inside to fasten it to the frame. They got a bear and cut the skin

The Journey
THE JOURNEY VI. WINTER TIMES Soon the weather was changing. It was getting cool at night. Then it began to frost up during the night, but when the sun came up the frost melted away. Ekeuhnick and Silamui decided they had to plan to winter somewhere. One of them said: "We must go back to the hot water creek. There is a lot of game around there and it will be warmer." The men turned back toward the hot springs. When they arrived they prepared to stay for the winter. They built an igloo (a shelter place). They took cottonwood poles and bent and tied them to make a frame. Then they took skins of caribou and covered the poles to make a tent. Next they took pieces of sod they cut from the ground and covered the tent. This would keep them warm when the wind blew and it was cold. The men kept experimenting with their ideas on ways to catch the small animals and birds. They brought up ways of making clothes to keep the cold form hurting their bodies. They made their first parkas ou

The 1st Houses
XIV. THE FIRST HOUSES One morning Ekeuhnick went out into the countryside with many problems to think about heavy in his mind. This ws because the world itself ws changing. He thought about how his people must face this new climate without ever having known any way of living exept the time when the country was warm. He pondered deep in his head about it. The people were not prepared to protect themselves from the cold or to find the food they needed now that the plants and animals were scarce. He could not follow Aungayoukuksuk's instructions about the journey to the distant mountain until his people were able to survive in the changed times. Ekeuhnick was worried. "How are we going to be when something else is added to this that we are already going through? Those people sure need some kind of home. This cold season is going to be aweful." Ekeuhnick found a dry place and sat down in the dead grass. It was a good place for thinking, he decided. He looked down beyond his feet.

The 1st Boat
XIII. THE FIRST BOAT One day Ekeuhnick went down to the river to look for fish to eat. The wind was blowing from the south. It was a stiff, windy day. While he looked for a fish along the bank of the river, the wind blew off a dry leaf from the tree. The leaf landed in the water. It was curled up and the stem stood up high. The wind carried that leaf across the water without damaging it. The leaf could ride on top of the water, and so nicely landed on the other side of the river. Ekeuhnick sat down on the bank and looked at that leaf. He thought about it. He said to himself: "Now, that leaf sailed over on top of the water across the river. Why can't a piece of wood float across float over the same as a leaf?" So, he cut some dry wood and shaped it like the leaf. He put on a stick for a mast and a leaf for a sail. He let it go on top of the water. The thing sailed across just like the leaf. Ekeuhnick had discovered how to build a boat. He was very pleased to find somethi

The First Net
XII. THE FIRST NET One day Ekeuhnick walked around in the woods. Among the trees he saw a spider web. There was a few flies in it. He sat down and watched. Soon the spider came and ate the juice out of the flies. Then, while Ekeuhnick watched, the spider left. Another fly came and got caught in the web. Ekeuhnick thought: "Suppose I make a string, small, and light, out of hide of a small animal. I could make a net just like this web to catch fish." So, he prepared o make a web to catch fish from water. He made thin strings from caribou hide. He knotted them together with even spaces between the knots to make a mesh. When it was completed, he put the web he had made in the creek and set it by fastening it to the bank. Sometimes in the morning he looked into the net. Some fish were caught in it. From then on, every man made a net. Some made them out of the sinews of the big animals with different size spaces between the knots so the nets had many kinds of meshes to catch the

Snow Comes
XI. SNOW COMES Ekeuhnick got along fine with his people because they respected his position of authority. Yet, the people had no feeling of inferiority. It was just that his knowledge was different in relation to that of the people. He tried to obey hte words of Aungayoukuksuk and to do whatever he said to do. He did his work without any complaints. Somehow, he tool more pride and enjoyment in what he was doing than anything he had ever done before. He saw that for the first time each man was necessary for the living of the whole people. The changed land meant everyone had to help each other in order to survive. There were some large animals still alive. Those had hair on their skin. Very few birds cam through the disaster. Many of the people of the land were frozen to death. Only those who stayed in the cave survived. There were only four families left. Ekeuhnick thought about the changes that had come already. "Now the people have clothes, but they cannot just pick up any

Fire
X. FIRE Keeping a fire in a cave to keep people warm was not easy. Everyone had to work tp keep the fire going. They were afraid that it would go out and they would get cold because they could not start it again. One day Ekeuhnick found a stone that could throw sparks. He discovered that when the stone was struck by another rock he could make the sparks go where he wanted them. He picked a plant that looked like cotton. When he put that cotton and grass together and threw sparks into it, it would get real hot and burn. He took a piece of dry wood that was wide and laid it on the ground. The other piece was rounded on the bottom. He made a little dent in the flat wood so the other stick would stay in place. Then he took his bow and looped it around the stick that stands up. When he moved the bow back and forth, the stand-up stick whirled real fast. He put the cotton plant around the dent. When the cotton stared to burn, he put it in some dry grass. Pretty soon he had a good f

Clothes
IX. CLOTHES When the disaster came, people did not wear clothes because the climate was warm. Now they covered their bodies and feet with skins of animals and birds, but this did not work very well. There was no way to make clothes. Ekeuhnick was the only one who could design clothes, even though he was a man. He had the Power of Imagination. Ekeuhnick went to work in his head, using the Power of Imagination. He saw in his mind how the clothes of people should be. He say how arms and legs should be covered, too. Ekeuhnick went into the trees and found a big piece of wood. When he found one the right size for a man, he worked and cut it until it was like his own shape. He looked at it for a long time. He tried to see in his imagination the best way to cover it so he could keep warm and still move around. He decided it most likely would take two pieces for a body to cover. These would have to be made from hides of the animals. This meant they would have to fastened together so

The Disaster
VIII. THE DISASTER Soon after Ekeuhnick's last talk with Aungayoukuksuk, the words of the prophet began to come true. The sun was very warm one fine morning. Many different birds were singing in the trees. The moon was sailing before the sun, but the sun was not very far behind. Everything was the same as ever for the people. There were enjoying themselves and the children were playing. Ekeuhnick looked up and saw the sun was almost touching the moon. Later he looked up again. The sun touched theh moon. It seemed the sun was going behind the moon. Soon every person around the watching. They waited to see what was going to happen. They even began to ask Ekeuhnick: "Why is the sun so close to the moon?" Ekeuhnick told them they had better prepare for the change coming to the land. There were some who did not seem to believe him. Others, with Ekeuhnick, moved near a great cave close by the place they were staying. There are the only ones that survived when the disaster came.

The Last Visit
VII. THE LAST VISIT OF AUNGAYOUKUKSUK Two days after the eruption, Ekeuhnick woke up early and went to where he used to meet with Aungayoukuksuk. It was cold and the wind was blowing. The weather turned good when he came around to the place of the old man. He saw Aungayoukuksuk still sitting there in the same place. He ws glad to meet Ekeuhnick agian. "Now," said the old prophet, "You are to become my servant so you may serve and lead your people. You must go beyond this mountain on a long journey." Ekeuhnick sat down face to face with Aungayoukuksuk, He looked around the place. He saw a great change. There was only black rock, like water frozen, everywhere. There was no kind of green living thing around and not even a bird or animal anywhere. He saw that the water was still running from the springs same as ever. The place seemed deserted, it was so quiet. Aungayoukuksuk raised his arm and pointed to a mountain in the far distance. They could just make it out with their eye