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Feds Step Up Actions In Brown Case
Feds Feds Step Up Actions In Brown Case Supporters arrested, irresponsible advice leads to escalation Steve Watson Infowars.net Thursday, Sept 13, 2007 Authorities identified Danny Riley during his activities at the recent 9/11 truth events in New York and reportedly waited until he had left the main groups of protesters before following him and arresting him. http://www.infowars .net/articles/ september2007/ 130907Browns. htm Step Up Actions In Brown Case

Serious!!!!
A VERY GOOD FRIEND of mines mom has just been diagnosed with cancer...... if the kemo doesnt take then their giving her 18-20 months to live ...she is fairly young and has 4 kids.... if u could please pray 4 her ....thank you much!!!!

Lesson
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong E-mail address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her E-mail address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address. Meanwhile. somewhere in Houston …..A widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her E-mail, expecting messages from relatives & friends. After

Hey U All
MY mom is doing much better and is doing great...ty u all forall the love and the privite messages u sent me ...they mean alot to me...huggzz stacie plzz keep in touch..lots of love to u all ..ty so much for everything..xoxo

War
An awards badge of courage mounted on the wall. Never had one single scratch, a crack or any fall. Courageous little soldier. A man so pure and brave. A hero to our country... Even in his shotgun grave. He died with dignity and gratitude. A love for faith divine. He knew his time was over; If the world did, or did not cry. A flag surrounded by plaster could not step aside from pain. With the glory of hope and an emblem of courage; He died for America's Way. Another written a long time ago, but dedicated to all of our soldiers out there fighting for our country.

If You Only Read One Bulletin Today ...
Thanks TotalReality2012 Date: Sep 13, 2007 7:05 PM WITH THIS VIDEO, I'VE ATTEMPTED TO HIGHLIGHT THE 9/11 COINCIDENCES WITH WHAT'S GOING ON GEOPOLITICALLY WITH THE UPCOMING WAR WITH IRAN, THE CRASHING US DOLLAR, AND THE ONGOING MERGER BETWEEN THE US, CANADA & MEXICO INTO A NORTH AMERICAN UNION.# FOR THESE EVENTS TO TAKE PLACE, AND ACCEPTED BY THE GENERAL PUBLIC, THERE FIRST HAS TO BE ANOTHER CATALYSING EVENT OF A MAGNITUDE EXTREME ENOUGH TO WARRANT MARTIAL LAW & OPENLY DISSOLVING OUR COUNTRIES INTO ONE NATION. THE SEPTEMBER 11TH ATTACKS HAVE BEEN USED TO ENGINEER THE PLANET INTO AN INTERCONNECTED GLOBAL POLICE STATE, BEEN USED TO PASS DRACONIAN LAWS AND ENTER INTO WARS OF IMPERIALISM, IN AN ATTEMPT TO VANQUISH NATIONS NOT UNDER CONTROL OF THE NEW WORLD ORDER. AS THEY'RE PLACING HUMANITY UNDER A TIGHTLY KNIT, HIGH-TECH TRACKING SYSTEM, THERE IS JUST THE NEED FOR ANOTHER MAJOR EVENT TO TAKE OVERT CONTROL OF OUR COUNTRIES AND LIVES, TO USHER IN THE NIGHTMAR

Drought
DROUGHT It's so dry in North Carolina that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are giving out wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water! Now that is DRY

Welcome To My Nightmare
Welcome to my nightmare, with screaming rages of pain. It enters with choice and enhancement, and never departs the same. I wake up in cold and wet dampness. I feel I'm rejecting mankind. I fear I am pulled into danger. I'm losing my thoughts and my mind. Welcome to my daydream. It's sentence is ready to cease. It will not enter with harmony, and shall not leave in peace. I hear whispers in the morning sun. I dread entering my sleepless night. I curse the world that's tormenting me, and I dread the morning light. Welcome to my nightmare. You're at the point of no return. I enter the turn of darkness, and wait for night to learn. Written back when I was a teen........Not sure of the year...More to come.

E-card Fraud Alert
E-Card Fraud Alert A fraudulent e-mail flooding the Internet claims to have a link to an E-Card from a family member, friend or neighbor and uses major greeting card company names such as Hallmark. Clicking on the link downloads a virus onto your computer that compromises personal data. What you can do: Report suspicious e-mail to your e-mail service provider so they can take action. File a complaint at http://www.ic3.gov/. Forward the suspicious e-mails to abuse@hallmark.com. (Due to the large amount of e-mail we receive at that address we will not be able to reply to your e-mail, but we will investigate.) Then you should delete the e-mail. If you are unsure if you've received a legitimate Hallmark E-Card, don't click on a link in the e-mail. Instead use our E-Card pickup. If you do click on the link in the bogus e-mail, you will launch a variant of the Zapchast Trojan virus. Zapchast installs an Internet Relay (IRC) chat client and causes the infected computer

The Room
THE ROOM 17-year-old Brian Moore had only a short time to write something for a class. The subject was what Heaven was like. "I wowed 'em," he later told his father, Bruce. "It's a killer. It's the bomb. It's the best thing I ever wrote.." It also was the last. Brian's parents had forgotten about the essay when a cousin found it while cleaning out the teenager's locker at Teary Valley High School . Brian had been dead only hours, but his parents desperately wanted every piece of his life near them-notes from classmates and teachers, his homework. Only two months before, he had handwritten the essay about encountering Jesus in a file room full of cards detailing every moment of the teen's life.. But it was only after Brian's death that Beth and Bruce Moore realized that their son had described his view of heaven. "It makes such an impact that people want to share it. You feel like you are there." Mr. Moore said. Brian Moore died May 27, 1997, the day after Memorial Day. He w

This Is Priceless!
This is Priceless! When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid, And bring so much happiness...just as they did. I want to pay back all the joy they've provided. Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues, And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes. I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out. I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) When they're on the phone and just out of reach, I'll get into things like sugar and bleach. Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head, (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) When they cook dinner and call me to eat, I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat, I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table, And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able! (When I'm an old lady and live with my kids) I'll

My Mom
I have been a little busy with my mom. Right now she has been in the hospital since the 3rd of this month. The Dr. did a treceamoty ( no i didn't use spell check) on monday. they are going to do a slow ween off the air tube and let her start breathing on her on, on saturday. it has been a real touch and go with her. thank you all for the support and understanding with me not being able to keep in contact. love you all.

Tampons
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own. So does she FrannyPants

Hh Contest
OK I'M HAVING A HAPPY HOUR CONTEST MOST COMMENTS WINS. I NEED 15-20 CONTESTANTS TO START. I WOULD LIKE TO START THIS CONTEST SEPT 26'2007 AND IT WILL END OCT 10' 2007. THERE IS ONLY ONE PRIZE THE HAPPY HOUR AND OTHER CONTESTANTS WILL RECEIVE A BIG PIMPIN GIFT. PLEASE FUMAIL ME YOUR LINK TO PIC !!! THANKS ALL ~*ღLadygrayღ*~A G-SPOTTER~@ fubar

King Arthur
King Arthur was getting ready to go on a Quest. He was worried about leaving his beautiful Queen Guinevere alone with all those lonely Knights of the Round Table. So he went to his famous wizard, Merlin, for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Merlin, the wizard looked thoughtful and said to come back in a week and he'd see if he could come up with something. A week later King Arthur was back in Merlin's laboratory where the good wizard was showing him his latest invention. It was a chastity belt... except it had a rather large hole in the most obvious place. "This is no good, Merlin!" the king exclaimed, "Look at this opening. How is this supposed to protect m'lady, the Queen?" "Ah, sire, just observe." said Merlin as he searched his cluttered workbench until he found what he was looking for. He then selected his most worn out wand, one that he was going to discard anyway. He then inserted it in the gaping aperture of the chastity belt whereupon a small gu

Funny
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropica

An Excellent Costume Party Idea
An Excellent Costume Party Idea There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

Fire!!!
Most of you don't know...But the day before Thanksgiving of '06, my house burned down and I was hurt really bad. I got burned saving my two young boys (they were 2 and 4 at the time) from the burning house. They were unhurt in any way-thank god!!! I was burned on my face, neck, chest, down my throat, and my lungs, plus I suffered bad smoke inhalation. I was in the Lehigh Valley burn center in Allentown, Pa for about 2 months on life support. I had a skin graft on my right hand-I had a full thickness 3rd degree burn there. I was pretty much burned down to the bone. My mobility and sensation in my hand isn't the greatest. The other burns were all 2nd and mild 3rd degree burns. We lost pretty much everyhing that we owned. We just bought a new house in May. I have not been back to work since the fire, b/c of my hand. Also since the fire my voice still comes on goes (i had no voice for about 4 months after the fire) I'm not sleeping very well since the fire b/c of nightmares and

Costume Party
An Excellent Costume Party Idea There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea. When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on. "What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host. "A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
191. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropi

19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropica

Fly
A fly is flying over a lake. In the lake there is a trout, he sees the fly and he says to himself, "If that fly droped six inches I'd be able to catch it." There is a bear standing on the shore of the lake and he says to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, and I can catch the trout." There is a hunter in the forest behind the bear and he says to himself, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, and the bear catches the trout, and I can shoot the bear." There is a mouse standing behind the hunter and she says, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, the bear catches the trout, the hunter shoots the bear, and I'll be able to get that piece of cheese out of the hunters pocket." There is a cat behind the mouse and she says, "If that fly drops six inches, the trout catches the fly, the bear catches the trout, the hunter shoots the bear, this mouse gets the cheese out of the hunters pocket, and I can catch the

"i Think We Should, Most Definitely."
He sat on the side of the bed with her in his lap, her legs to either side of him. He wore loose pants and shirt. He kissed her gently, his lips sliding over hers as he sucked at them. The girl wrapped her legs around his waist as he sat, following the movements of his mouth with hers, sliding her hands down his back. He kept kissing her, his lips coming forward and backing away in rhythm. One arm wrapped itself around her waist, while the other went up her back underneath her shirt. She pushed away from the cold touch and into him, slowly removing the belt of his pants as they kissed passionately. He kissed back, sliding his tongue into her mouth. His hands went up around her back and rested on her shoulders, and he pulled her into his close embrace. She sighed contentedly in the warmth of his arms, relishing the heat between their chests. He enjoyed the feeling of her chest pressed up against his, and gave her a french kiss. One hand slid down her back towards her w

Cia Fronts Investing $4.5b To Profit From Attacking Iran
http://exopolitics.org/Exo-Comment-57.htm Will the U.S. Attack Iran Before September 21? - Are CIA Front Companies Investing $4.5 Billion to Profit from attacking Iran? There has been much recent speculation that the Bush administration is about to authorize a massive preemptive aerial assault against Iran. According to Alexis Debat, a national security expert, the Pentagon has prepared for airstrikes against 1,200 targets in Iran that would in three days destroy Iran's military infrastructure (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/asia/article2369001.ece ). Such an assault has been long in preparation and was recently fully completed according to a Navy whistleblower currently serving on a U.S. aircraft carrier. The whistleblower, a female officer, said that "all the targets have been chosen, prioritized, and tasked to specific aircraft, bases, carriers, missile cruisers and so forth" (see: http://rense.com/general78/we.htm ). Asked why she would risk her career to disclos

Today's Horoscope
In business or in romance, now is the time to move. You've got a pretty good idea about what you want and the only way to get further clarity is to take action. Things should shift in a big way soon! Note: As a Leo, I like the sounds of this. Leos tend to like things in a big way!

Hurricane
Today was interesting i was awaken at about 1 am... by the sound of rain and winds...and couldnt go back to sleep at all.... it was a bit scary... didnt know we were having a hurricane just thought it was a tropical storm.... and then later about 2-3pm the electricity goes out....so much fun..... at least i took the day off... :D like my mom always says welcome to southeast texas!! .....only here is where u can have a hurricane one moment and sunny weather the next like nothing happened!! just glad it is all over with!!!...........Damn Humberto

Reclaim To Fame
Ok well right now I am trying to reclaim my name as Keeper of the Gypsies. I first started out in this coven and would like to stay in it. For reasons not named, to keep down drama, I stepped back and took the name off. I still repoted the bullentins and read what I could to keep up but left the name off. I am waiting to hear back and will let you know. Sorry for the boring blog....lol.

Diary Of One Mad Woman
This woman should run for president Written by a housewife from New Jersey and sounds like it! This is one ticked off lady. "Are we fighting a war on terror or aren't we? Was it or was it not started by Islamic people who brought it to our shores on September 11, 2001? Were people from all over the world, mostly Americans, not brutally murdered that day, in downtown Manhattan , across the Potomac from our nation's capitol and in a field in Pennsylvania ? Did nearly three thousand men, women and children die a horrible, burning or crushing death that day, or didn't they? And I'm supposed to care that a copy of the Koran was "desecrated" when an overworked American soldier kicked it or got it wet?...Well, I don't. I don't care at all. I'll start caring when Osama bin Laden turns himself in and repents for incinerating all those innocent people on 9/11. I'll care about the Koran when the fanatics in the Middle East start caring about the Holy Bible, the mere possessio

Dream-gasms
I dream in color. I dream in detail. I have mostly violent, murderous dreams. However, last night was something different. I remember my dream as if I was watching it on tv but I was fully engaged. I won't go into detail but it was so damn hot I orgasmed. I woke up mid-orgasm! Second time in my entire life. Last time was in 1998. Yes I remember lol It was so intense it woke me up then too. Ahh. Went back to sleep with the biggest grin on my face ever. REL

How To Tell The Sex Of A Fly
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies", he responded. "Oh! Killing any?" she asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone!"

A Little Info About Me Lol
March 21-April 20 Ruling Planet: MARS The bonk now/think later God of War, aggression and action! Sexually, Aries is an explosion waiting to happen! The excitement is often in the chase more than the actual conquest though and while they may appear to want to dominate, they do not want a submissive partner. Routine brings boredom to sex for Aries, so if you're only comfortable with the missionary position, go for another sign, but if you like forceful personalities and enjoy pretending you're a human Twistie, then you've found paradise with an Aries. FAVE POSITION Always on top and always in charge BEST SEX TOY Handcuffs! Like I said, Aries likes to take charge! ARIES MALE IN BED The Aries male is loud, domineering and 100% stud! He's from the bump n grind school of lovemaking so if you're looking for romantic dinners by candlelight and long walks on the beach, keep looking! He's the original 5-minute man so if you're turned on by ultra-macho grunt-and-groaning typ

Sudidal Tendencies - You Cant Bring Me Down
When People get Out of Control and do things out of Character just listen to this and you'll understand it all,We are get Deperate at Times Do things without looking at the whole picture!!! To Er Is Human !!!

Mistakes Made
I don't know how many of my friends and family have ever been in a fubar clan or family; but I have recently joined and resigned from one. For everyone who has known me since I first joined fubar I am one of the most understanding and friendly people you will ever meet. Sadly, because of an incident involving a fellow group member disliking someone on my friends list I was forced to resign my position. Let me explain further; this person who I had allowed on my friends list; is a rude and obnoxious psycho stalker. Not knowing this I was ridiculed, blamed, told I was untrustworthy, and literally made ill by the horrible drama that ensued. In a family; any family; you look out for one another. Would you blame your sister for being raped? Would you hate your daughter if she dated a slob that you knew had raped someone. No, most family would defend and protect that individual. Sadly some do not know or acknowledge what real family is like. Some are just selfish and careless and sadly

Movie Theater Mayhem!
A man was sprawled across three entire seats in a theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, "Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The man groaned but didn't budge. The usher became impatient. "Sir," the usher said, "if you don't get up from there, I'm going to have to call the manager." Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly. "All right, buddy. What's your name?" "Sam," the man moaned. "Where ya from, Sam?" the cop asked. "The balcony."

Do You See What I See...
"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" When you walk out your door, do you see what I see... or do you see what you want to see?? What I see is a country falling to pieces... I see children begging, stealing, doing anything they can to survive.. I see parents.. single or not.. struggling with daily life to survive and provide for their children.. I see families begging at food pantries because their jobs dont pay enough to feed their families.. and being made to feel like shit for using organization set up for that... I see children sick, and often dying, because they lack medical care because they fall above the guidelines for state medical aid, and their parents cannot afford private insurance.. I see the rich getting richer off the poor who are only getting poorer. I see people grasping at a

I Swear I Should Write A Book...
i dont even know where to start so im just gonna go back to monday night. i couldnt sleep worth anything because my mom was going into surgery on tuesday. so someone stayed on the phone with me all night just because i was worried, and it was nice to know someone cared. when tuesday morning came around i was getting ready and i remember thinking about school and i knew i wouldnt be able to concentrate worth anything but i went anyways. i was sitting in class just looking at the clock waiting to get out just so i could go up to the hospital. i never thought 2 hours were so long! as soon as she told us we could leave i remember just going to my car and sitting there for a minute and preparing myself for both good and bad news. i hurried off to the hospital. as usual the parking lot was full so i was like "pfft. phuck that" and i didnt even try to get a spot close. i walked to one entrance and asked the receptionist if she had gotten out yet she said no, i got worried because it wa

You Are What?
Giuliani: Clinton smeared Gen. Petraeus Giuliani: Clinton smeared Gen. Petraeus By SHANNON McCAFFREY, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 3 minutes ago Republican presidential contender Rudy Giuliani on Thursday accused Democratic rival Hillary Rodham Clinton of participating in "character assassination" for questioning Gen. David Petraeus about his assessment of progress in Iraq. Clinton, a member of the Senate Armed Services Committee, was one of several Democrats and some Republicans who expressed skepticism with President Bush's top military general's more positive outlook on Iraq than recent independent reviews. Petraeus and U.S. Ambassador Ryan Crocker told Congress Iraq remains largely dysfunctional but said violence in recent months had decreased since the influx of 30,000 additional troops earlier this year. "The reports that you provide to us really require the willing suspension of disbelief," Clinton said Tuesday. Campaigning in Georgia, Giuliani assail

Rainbow Of Life
Rainbow of Life RED = ANGER 1. Are you currently mad at someone? 2. Which of your family members has the worst temper? 3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone? 4. Does your face turn red when you’re angry? 5. When you’re mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell? ORANGE = EXCITEMENT 1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you? 2. Are you easily excited? 3. What event is coming up that you’re most excited about? 4. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought? 5. If you could have anything right now what would it be? YELLOW = SELF DISCOVERY 1. Name: 2. Birthday: 3. What’s your main goal in life? 4. Do you want to have children? 5. How do you want to die? GREEN = OPINIONS 1. Are you against gay marriage? 2. Lower the drinking age? 3. Capital Punishment? 4. Abortion? 5. Democrat or Republican? BLUE = LOVE 1. Do you love someone? 2. Do you have a bf/gf? 3. Is it

A Memorial To Cheayla And Numalte
As I write this through the tears, and sorrow, I fight feeling anger at such a senseless travesty. On Tuesday-9/11, friends Chealya and her finance, Numalte, were killed by a drunk driver in a car accident. I know there are many who knew them-some closely and some fleetingly, but I know the world has lost two great persons and Heaven has gained two great souls. My condolences to all of us who are mourning their loss, and May Cheayla and Numalte Rest IN Peace. An email was sent out by Cheayla's Sister: "Cheayla and Numalte were both killed in a car crash last night. We do not know any of the details except they were both pronounced dead at the scene. Hit head on by a drunk driver. I am sorry to tell you this news but I promised my sister to inform her friends if she was to be away for awhile.I am just trying to stay busy at the moment. If you knew then you loved her so you can imagine what we are going thru. Her websites will be deleted as soon as all o

Just For Fun :)
Body: This is called the " Date Me " [ ] I want your number [ ] Pretty/Cute [ ] Hottie [ ] Sexy [ ] Gorgeous [ ] Amazingly Beautiful [ ] I'd take you home in a second [ ] I'd make out with you right now [ ] I'd Hit it [ ] I love you [ ] Wanna hook up? Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Name one thing you like about me... ________________________ I look like.. [ ] A player [ ] One time thing [ ] Next bf/gf If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Make Out with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the

Gotta Love People Who Ask For Trouble
Some person who I will not link to....... Nor will I go back and rate her as a "1" like she did me. Obviously got angry when I left rude comments in her Mumm. I do hope she feels better. FEEDINGTHEDESIRE FEEDINGTHEDESIRE To keep up with the cherry theme... here is some BuckCherry. She asked people to be rude in her Mumm! lmao

Help Me Win!!!!
I am entering a contest that »†HøĦå§«' aka T-Rex is putting on!!! My pic is posted in the album "Happy Hour 2" under †HøĦå§«' aka T-Rex's folder!!!! You must rate him, fan him and add him to comment... CLICK ON MY PIC AND COMMENT BOMB!!!! PLEASE REPOST! Here are his RULES You must rate me, fan me and be on my friends list to enter or comment in this contest.I will rate and fan you back. I will be checking everyone and the folder will be set for friends only to comment so anyone that you want to help you comment bomb you need to let them know and get them to do this. Please make sure to let all your friends know ahead of time so you can all be ready before the contest starts. NO DRAMA!!!!! if you start a problem, or anyone that is voting for you starts a problem I have the right to delete your entry from the contest. This means no bad mouthing, no going and down rating, and no accusations. No cherry blasters will be used in this contest. If y

To My Friends
TAG! YOU'RE IT!! YOU HAVE BEEN CONSIDERED ONE OF MY SWEETEST FRIENDS ON MY LIST ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED YOU HAVE TO TAG 10 OF YOUR SWEETEST FRIENDS AND LET THEM KNOW THEY ARE SWEET X.X.X"" Send this heart 2 at least 15 ppl including me if u care 4 me!!! Let's see many hearts you get!!!! ........¶¶¶¶¶¶............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶¶- - - - ¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶........¶¶¶- - - - ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶....¶¶¶¶- - - - ¶¶¶ ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ..¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ . ¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶- - - - ....¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ......¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ .........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ...........¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ ............¶¶¶¶¶¶¶¶ .............¶¶¶¶¶¶ ...............¶¶"

What Is Wrong With You People??
I posted a MUMM today asking for people's opinions on whether or not my profile was bitchy. Now I'm not normally a bitch, but I'll tell you what, you disrespect me the way some of the people that left comments on that MUMM did, and I can definitely be a bitch! If you don't care what the MUMM says...THEN DON'T READ IT AND DON'T LEAVE A FUCKING COMMENT!! And yes, I put an '*' instead of an 'i' in the word bitch...it's called RESPECT FOR OTHER PEOPLE! Maybe you should go look up the word and figure out what the hell it means! You know, I'm figuring out real quick that fubar is about 90% full of nothing but perverts, bitches, assholes, and old, lonely, horny, sluts(both female and male!). You all need to grow up and stop being so damn disrespectful to people you don't even know!!

Changes..
Gosh, it's nice to know I've been missed by so many! Thank you all for your concerns.. Everything is good. I got a new job, working 40+ hours a week. So far, I'm loving it! Looks as though I will be moving out this weekend too! I can't wait till this whole transition is over with, and I am in my new home. I'll pop in whenever I can. Have a great weekend everyone!! ~R~

((((((((not A Poem))))))))
True love comes but once in a lifetime, the ones who are lucky are the ones who notice it, so many days go bye when you ask a simple question of why, why only once and not twice, very few if any get a second chance at true love, unconditional and unrelenting, the type of love that god hides with in us all, so many never realize the possibilities, because they go for looks and material things, love should never be measured by looks or gifts, but measured by feelings, emotions, trust, respect, honor to start, by the warmth of ones heart, by the tender touch, by ones own dreams of happiness for the other, true love is rarely achieved, but when it is, nothing can ever break its ties, for true love isnt what anyone feels or thinks, its every thing in the world in unison with one another, as two people combined into one heart and soul. so when it feels right, take the chance to see if its the, ultimate rush, that makes your heart pound out of your chest, makes your thou

Life
what is love ? are we blind to it or do we just choose not to see the bad things they do to us and we do to them where do you draw a line, saying enough is enough? when you love someone and you have been in a relatonship for so many years and you think that they are the best , scared to be alone where does that line go whats forgivable and what cant you forget.The pain in your heart the thoughts in your head,the questions in your mind, you start to blame your self saying you did it its your fault your just not doing your job as a companion well then you start to realize its not its their fault you get hurt its theirs they dident fix it they dident respect you enough to stop the pain from coming back into your heart. am i just a toy just the next notch in his belt or was there really anything there to begin w/

Thanks To My Friends
I just wanted to take a minute and let you all know that I really appretiate the thoughts and kind words that you left me this week. It has been a rough week here. Most of you know that I lost7 friends earlier this week in a tradgic accident in Baghdad. It is a hard thing to deal with someone you know dying...even harder when its someone that you trust your own life to. But in this line of work it happens. Take a minute tonight to remember these fallen paratroopers that paid the ultimate price during operations here. We are within a couple months of wrapping thi 16 months up. We have taken a beating at times but have always bounced back. I lost my best friend here in May. It is hard and I miss him everyday. But that what we do. Everyone always comes at me with thank you and you are doinga great job. I appretiate it all...but if it werent for people like yourself then we wouldnt have nothing to protect. So as a favor to me take a few seconds tonight and thank those 7 warriors along with

This Means A Lot
I don't forward / send much stuff on usually, but this was worth it. Please take a moment of your time to vote! The Marine Corps means a lot to me, and I know quite a few of you as well. ~ Rebekah Dear Marine Corps Family, "The Few. The Proud. The Marines." is more than just a slogan. These three sentences represent who we are, epitomizing the challenge of becoming (TheFew), and the reward of being (The Proud), one of the elite (The Marines). Suffice it to say, Few slogans convey such a Proud tradition. Our tagline has been a foundation in the Marine Corps for over thirty years. Now we have the opportunity to immortalize these words into America's civilian culture as well. "The Few. The Proud." has been nominated BEST SLOGAN for the Madison Avenue Advertising Walk of Fame. The Marine Corpsjoins a list of 26 other brands that will compete for entry based on total number of votes received online at http://advertising.yahoo.com/advertisingweek_07/slogan_poll.html Whether you a

Too Busy For A Friend?
One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name. Then she told them to think of the nicest thing they could say about each of their classmates and write it down. It took the remainder of the class period to finish their assignment, and as the students left the room, each one handed in the papers. That Saturday, the teacher wrote down the name of each student on a separate sheet of paper, and listed what everyone else had said about that individual. On Monday she gave each student his or her list. Before long, the entire class was smiling. 'Really?' she heard whispered. 'I never knew that I meant anything to anyone!' and, 'I didn't know others liked me so much,' were most of the comments. No one ever mentioned those papers in class again. She never knew if they discussed them after class or with their parents, but it didn't matter. The exer

The List Lol
TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, w hich is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired! 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo

Fuck These Guys Moveon.org
Body: Ok so this is what I would like everyone to do. Goto www.moveon.org goto the ABOUT button then click on the HERE fill in your info (fake if you want ) then just let them have it.... I know you all have alot to say about the war so give'm hell.... HAVE HAPPY AIRFORCE DAY. I have sent about 40 emails already so happy spamming

Are You On The List?
know i am. every time i fly, i get searched, searched again, and finally searched one last time before entering on the plane. it's not just a coincidence, either. and my luggage always gets messed with. i would have liked to have worn the nice dress i picked out to my grandma's funeral, but it was diverted to florida and i had to struggle to get all the stuff i needed, not to mention a dress. i hate flying so much now that i refuse to do it anymore. ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: The Man Common Date: Sep 13, 2007 4:09 PM Are You on the Government's 'No Fly' List? By Naomi Wolf, Chelsea Green Publishing Posted on September 13, 2007, Printed on September 13, 2007 http://www.alternet.org/story/62407/ The following excerpt is from Naomi Wolf's latest book, End of America: Letter of Warning to a Young Patriot (Chelsea Green Publishing, 2007) and is used by permission of the publisher. In this timely call to arms, Wolf compels us to face the wa

Makin Sure
good evenin we have 2 days until the bomb fest yeahhhh, im askin all familys please make sure all have added me please tell your family not to wait until the last min to do so. once the contest starts i will only add ppl twice a day an the reason for that is i dont want to have to take my attention from the contest more they need this is a very big contest so all my attention needed to watchin wats goin an not addin ppl when thier was more theb enough time to do so please understand have a great day love rubia

Management Lesson
MANAGEMENT LESSON: Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else... One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me screw you. But the girl said NO. Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. " She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She responded, "The bastard used coins!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and gettin

I Can't Please Everybody
ok i am a really sweet kindhearted person and yes sometimes i let people take advantage of that but now i have to rant and rave about that subject. I am a true to mysf person and if that means that i get hurt for caring bout somebody then i guess i will just have to be hurt. I have never been mean to anyone if they didn't desreve it and I strive to make people smile I guess that is why everybody came to me with their problems but now that I see how people want to use me or just want one thing from me then I must change my ways. Ok so I have been good in bed or a nice should to lean on but when I m time to need a shoulder and let my feelings out. i just want one honest person in this world to see where I am coming from and let me tellthem what my hurt is and not be judged for it or placed on a lst of ppl done or anythin lik that. I do care about the person that might read this and they know who they are but to just ignor me and push me away or put me on a list is just out of the questio

Be Specific Or Else...........
OFFICE Notice: All members of staff please note that there will be ONLY one drink per person at this year's Annual Party. And please bring your own cup! Regards, Management * * * * * * * * * And what happened at the annual party !!! (Scroll down) * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * The specifications were missing in the memo (size of cup) Moral of the story: Be very specific in your daily life including project work. Give proper specifications!!

Woman!
why the fuck must woman be like that .....why must everything go they're way and only they're way? why do they have to have us guys leave to think shit over ...to see if the "feelings" are still there? am i over reacting? or should i be acting like this? i have more to add but i will later !!!!

A Message To All Members Of The Freedom Fighters Network
Yesterday, George Bush entered a new emergency notice that goes into effect tomorrow... yep -- September 14th. It reads: Notice: Continuation of the National Emergency with Respect to Certain Terrorist Attacks Consistent with section 202(d) of the National Emergencies Act (50 U.S.C. 1622(d)), I am continuing for 1 year the national emergency I declared on September 14, 2001, in Proclamation 7463, with respect to the terrorist attacks at the World Trade Center, New York, New York, the Pentagon, and aboard United Airlines flight 93, and the continuing and immediate threat of further attacks on the United States. Because the terrorist threat continues, the national emergency declared on September 14, 2001, last extended on September 5, 2006, and the powers and authorities adopted to deal with that emergency, must continue in effect beyond September 14, 2007. Therefore, I am continuing in effect for an additional year the national emergency I declared on September 14, 2001, wit

Salary Changes Our Day
When Salary Credited (First Day Of The Month) ...............Scroll Down Please................. ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** ************************************************** Last Day Of The Month

Life Is A Highway
you know i do fine that song is true life is a highway. you fine a few good people along the way. but sometimes it can go really fast. im not a very trusting person but i did fine a few good people along the way in this life i hope you did too

Men That Get Off On Hitting Women This Is For You !!!!!
I GET SICK AND TIRED OF SEEING BULLETINS ABOUT THIS SUBJECT !!I GREW UP IN A HOUSE FULL OF DOMESTIC VIOLENCE IT WAS HORRIBLE I LIVED THIS FOR 14 YRS OF MY CHILDHOOD ! MY DAD WOULD GET ALL BOOZED UP AND BEAT ON MY MOM BUT WHEN I TURNED 14 ON MY BIRTHDAY AS A MATTER OF FACT I HAD ENOUGH AND I DID SOMETHING ABOUT IT AND I TOOK MY DAD HEAD ON AND IT ALL STOPPED ! FOR MANY YEARS I HAVE HELD THIS AGAINST MY DAD AND OUR RELATIONSHIP WAS THAT NOT OF A FATHER AND SON! I HATED HIM FOR WHAT HE DID . BUT AS I GREW OLDER AND WAS PUT INTO SOME SITUATIONS OF BEING ABUSED MYSELF IT KEPT ME FROM BASHING THE SHIT OUT OF MY WIFE CAUSE OF WHAT I HAD SEEN GROWING UP. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR VIOLENCE FROM A MAN TO A WOMEN IN MY MIND THAT MAKES U A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT THERE ARE MANY FORMS OF VIOLENCE .MENTAL AND PHYSICAL ARE THE 2 THAT WE WERE ALL SUBJECTED TO GROWING UP. I AM NOT WRITING THIS FOR ANYONE TO FEEL SORRY FOR ME BECAUSE IT MADE ME A STRONGER PERSON . I AM WRITING THIS BECAUSE I JUST READ A B

In Rememberence Of Dj Razor,mataya(dj Strykes Daughter),my Best Friend Kai
Today Since The Death Of Dj Razor And Of One Of My Closest Friends Dj Strykes 2 Year Old Has Come About And The Passing Of A Dear Friend Of Mine Who Suffered A Similar Fate To The One That Dj Razor Suffered Only Just 4 1/2 Years Ago...I Decided That Because Of This I Would Like To Do A "In Rememberence" Blog For These 3 Beautiful Souls Who Will Be Missed But Never Forgotten... Dj Razor Dj Razor Was A Sweet Kind And Caring Woman Whom Everyone Loved And Adored She Was Often There For Those Who Needed Friendship And A Mother To A Beatufiul Little Girl Jen...She Was A Beautiful Soul And Someone Unjustly Took Her Away From Those Who Loved Her Just By One Pull Of A Trigger To Her Head And Chest By Someone Who Had Already Harmed Her Once Domestic Violence Is Wrong!! And Something No Woman Should Ever Have To Indure But She Will Be Missed And Never Forgotten So Please Lets Pray For Her Daughter And Her Friends And Family R.I.P Dj Razor You'll Always Be Apart Of Our Lives... Mat

Hmm Solutions
hehe in my last blog I posted about the chemicals but I forgot one. SLS-Sodium Lauryl Sulfate is a wetting agent that allows shampoo to spread out and penetrate more easily. It is found in shampoos, deodorants and cosmetics. SLS will damage the stratum coreum [outer layer of the skin], causing dryness, roughness, scaliness, fissuring, loss of flexibility and reduction of the barrier functions of normal healthy skin. It can cause damage to the moisture retaining ability at the cellular level resulting in water loss and loss of water-binding ability. It is a mutagen, which means that it is capable of actually changing the information in genetic material found in the cells. A great solution to harmful hair and skin products includes cucumbers for the eyes, 1/4 vegetable oil with fresh herbs for a relaxing bath. raw eggs are also a great natural remedy - crack an egg or two into a clean glass jar and pat onto the skin, allow to dry then wash off or wash your hair in eggs. The prot

Being A "big Girl"
The other night i was on here and a friend of mine posted a blog about big girls. He wanted people to vote on whether or not they like big girls or bony bitches. There were quite a few negative comments about big girls, which i understand of course. Then there were a few big girls on there talking about how great their life was stuff like that. Well I decided to be completely honest and voice my opinion. Heres what I said......... (this is in response to a couple of ppl saying fat girls need love too) Fat girls do need love but being a fat girl myself, i hate my body and if i were a guy i wouldnt date someone like me...does that make sense??? ok so maybe im a disgrace to the whole bbw name but im just being honest. I get lots of attention but most of the time its just cause men want to get in my pants they dont want to take the time to get to know me first....fat girl=easy...thats how men see it. Then a girl (that i ended up adding as a friend...lol) said that she finds

Starting A Band
ok i need a bass player,guitarist and a drummer please if your intrested give me a shout or leave me a message. and we can talk about when we can meet. or if you know anyone that wants 2 be in a band that can play any of these insraments let me know. Thanks B

Life , The Biggest Test You'll Ever Take...
LIFE IS JUST ON CONTINUOUS TEST ,THIS TEST IS ONE IN WHICH YOU GET NO STUDY , PRACTICE , OR PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE.... YOUR FORCED TO TAKE DAILY ,WHETHER YOUR PREPARED OR NOT , WITH NO EXCUSES... HERE ARE A FEW TIPS YOU MIGHT FIND OF USE WHILE TAKING THE TEST OF LIFE... 1) FREE YOUR MIND.. 2) STUDY WITH YOUR FIVE SENSES.. 3) GUARD YOUR HEART AT ALL TIMES.. 4) ALWAYS KEEP ONE FIST COCKED , JUST IN CASE.. HERE'S TO PASSING!! GOOD LUCK!!

My Horoscope For Today ...
Hummm..... You are on the verge of a major change, but it won't begin until you go out of your way to try something new. Look around and figure out what seems most interesting or exciting to you, then do it!

Would You Know
Would you know ~Tony Martinez If you were talking to me joking and laughing When I felt like dying inside Would you know If I smiled But was crying in the dark Would you know If I was caring for you and encouraging you But heartbroken Would you know If I told you I was fine But I really needed you Would you know When you ask if I need anything and I say no But I need you to fight and love me Would you know I know what you need and want before you ask My needs? My wants? Would you know

Cold Nose
Your nose was cold, reminded me of strawberries (sorry) and I laughed and held you close and you pretended to be offended all the while you wrapped yourself around me - "I hate the fucking cold, I'm going to Mexico to wear sandals and drink colored tequila." Yeah, Mexico. Honey, you're my hot sauce, my warm brace of liquor in the salt air of San Carlos and one day maybe we'll go there, dip strawberries into chocolate as the sun slowly disappears. © All rights reserved

Just Wanted Every1 To Know
Im posting this let everyone know whats going on in my life. About 3 weeks ago, Bob, my husband, went numb from his belly button to his toes. Yesterday he was diagnosed with M.S. Im sorry if Ive been distant or not in touch with my girls on here as much lately because this has basically taken over our lives. Please, if ur trying to get ahold of either one of us, be patient. For those of you who know Bob you know he wouldnt want a bunch of sympathy. Just say a quiet prayer and if u feel like it, shoot him a message. I love all my friends on here and thank you to everyone for being so wonderful. MUAH

The Alter
The Alter To the darkness im calling give me life or death take away the pain so tired of this lingering sway i'm not willing to stay my light is nay bring it back or leave me in black cause im empty inside and going mad insane without you my dearest i don't wanna be you are my heart my soul my shelter form all this night and if you never return to the alter i will gladly go there is nothing without you my babe and when there is nothing left i will take hold of the alter and le tit take me away without you im not willing to stay and without you the darkness grows the longing ceases forever i will rest in eternal flame always dreaming my love never to wake and i will sleep away the pain forever more Michael Craft 2007

The Tiger's Ring
The Tiger's Ring by Raindear816© (Sweet Lil Wicked One) *Thank you for taking the time to read my work, please rate afterward. Feedback is graciously welcomed.* ***** As a lover of the "Grandest Tiger in the Jungle," I've learned some of the most provocative ways of mesmerizing a beast. Anal play from a female to male is considered taboo to some, but I must share the intensity of the lesson my Grand Tiger taught me in the fine art of *rimming*. As He is lying flat on his stomach, relaxed and CLEAN from a nice shower, take your nakedness and trace His body with yours. Have your fingers trail across the sensitive flesh of His back as you plant tender, succulent kisses down His spine. Moving lower, use your nipples to plow to highways of passion down His back until you meet the tender dimples of His bottom. *Stop.* *Listen to your Tiger growl with need and ecstasy.* *Proceed.* As you continue to use the magic of your hands, massaging the masculine form of His ass

Loving Vegas
I am sitting here wondering if I should "pop" the question to my current girlfriend. We have been together for sometime now and we are pretty serious... I even moved from Chicago to here for her. I can't help to admit that living in "sin city" can cause me to even wonder with my eyes.. But- I'm a male.. I don't even think about cheating or anything like that- I just wonder if she is the "ONE".. How does one know that???

Dyfus
This is a copy of my blog from myspace... i wanted some opinion on fubar... help me out guys! Dyfus Current mood: angry You know what ?!??!? I got some fuckin bad ass news early this morning .... my mom called me and told me that dyfus received a complaint about destiny...an anonymous person called in fuckin bullshit .. sayin that destiny was being neglected, abandoned and sexually abused! What the fuck! I'm sorry but i don't lay a hand on my daughter ... she gets everythin she wants and needs and i'm definitely making sure shes cared for.... she gets fuckin 2 baths a day.. one at night and one in the morning . She eats... yeah shes skinny but it's her body structure... the doc says she's perfectly healthy.. she's hardly ever sick. So to the sick fuck that wants to ruin my fuckin life and try to get rid of the only thing good in my life right now.. i say fuck you! My daughter is my life.. i gave up alot for her... I would never ever hurt her... she's my best friend.

I Chemically Killed Myself
I chemically killed myself the day I was born. Everyday that I've used soaps, lotions, any makeup, shampoos, deodorant, or any other personal care item has added a little bit of a dangerous chemical into my bloodstream - after all its absorbed into the body through the skin. * Alcohol: Implicated in oral, tongue and throat cancer. * Aluminum: Skin irritant. May be related to nerve damage and brain disorders, such as Alzheimer’s. * Colors (coal tar dyes): Carcinogens, often contaminated with lead and arsenic. May cause eye damage. * Bentonite or Kaolin: Used to suffocate forest fires. May provide a suffocating barrier to the skin. * Benzoic or Benzyl: Contains enzene rings and toluene, potential cancer causing agents, endocrine disrupters, and may also cause birth defects. * Coal Tar Dyes: Do you eat crude oil? If you eat foods which contain synthetic dyes ("food color") then the answer is yes. These artificial colorings - which are found in familiar s

An Erotic Shampoo (story)
An Erotic Shampoo by Raindear816© (Sweet Lil Wicked One) The phone rang. "Hello." "This is Shannah McKillian." Shannah was an executive of a graphic design company uptown. "Shannah, ma cherie, I noticed you have an appointment today at 6 p.m." It was Jude, he had a distinguishable, Creole-French accent with a molasses drawl. He was the only stylist she'd let within inches of her long blonde hair. Plus, she and he had been flirting subtly for quite sometime. She had a crush on him. Unlike any man she'd met before, he seemed to draw out her outrageously erotic and unchartered thoughts. "It has been a madhouse here. I'd hate to keep you waiting, cherie. Would you be kind enough to arrive at 7 instead. I want to be able to give you my full attention." Shannah smiled. She loved hearing his voice. It penetrated her core and made her flush from head to toe. "That will be just fine, I too have been swamped, so 7 o'clock works out well for us both. " Shannah'

I Want
I want to touch the warmth of your body, And feel the heat of your skin. I want to be the only one That satisfies you... The one to wet the sheets on your bed, I want you, To feel my seduction and my passion To leave the prints of my burning fire Within your soul...

The Buttocks (thanks G For The Email Lmao)
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come From her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After All, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the man's new face. He looked more handsome than he ever had before! All his Friends and relatives just went on and on about his youthful Beauty! One day, he was alone with his wife, and he was overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, "Dear,I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," she replied,"I get all the thanks I need every

Buisness Propositions!!!
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you." The girl looked at him and then said, "NO." Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend, She called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast. He wont even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the proposal. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "What happened?" Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!" Management lesson: Always consider

Deadbeat Daddy
Well today we are sitting here, im on the computer and my daughter is sitting at the dining room table...shes writing things and drawing on a piece of paper. She looks at me and asks "momma how do you spell my daddys name" and without thinking i said d-e-a-d-b-e-a-t and started laughing.....my dad who is standing at the kitchen counter started laughing said that was good one. My daughter is 7 and just now learning to read so i have to be careful...luckily she just started being able to read and associating letters with sounds or she would have known what i said. My kids dad is a real piece of work. I nor my kids have heard from him in almost 8 months now. its his loss though cause he has 2 wonderful kids here and hes missing out on so much. My 3 year old is talking in perfect sentences and hes so well behaved its not even funny. He has his moments when he can be unbearable but hes a magnificent little boy. He will be going to school next year and hes so excited about it.

When Your World Comes Down...
YOUR AWAKENED IN THE MORNING BY AN EXTREMELY LOUD SOUND , WITH A HEAVY WEIGHT ON YOU , AND EVERYTHING LOOKS DARK.. YOU FIND YOURSELF WITH AN OVERWHELMING FEELING OF DREAD , AFTER ADJUSTING YOUR EYES YOU LOOK AROUND , TO SEE YOUR WORLD JUST CAME CRASHING DOWN... DON'T JUST LAY THERE WITH TEARS IN YOUR EYES , AND DESPAIR IN YOUR HEART, GET UP AND DUST YOURSELF OFF... BEGIN WITH A PRAYER AND THEN START PICKING UP WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR LIFE , TAKE YOUR TIME , AND THIS TIME YOU MIGHT JUST GET IT RIGHT... THINK OF IT AS A HUGE PAINTING IN WHICH YOU ARE THE PAINTER ,PERHAPS EVEN A PUZZLE , IN WHICH ALL THE PIECES YOU HELPED CREATE AND PUT IN THEIR PLACE... IT MIGHT TAKE LONGER THEN YOU WANT , AND SEEM RATHER HOPELESS , BUT IMAGINE YOU..AN ARCHITECT AN ARTIST , AND EVEN THE CREATOR OF YOUR OWN DESTINY... WHEN YOUR DONE , BE PROUD , FOR YOU HAVE SURVIVED, TO START ONCE AGAIN... AND REMEMBER , IF YOU HEAR YOUR WORLD COMING DOWN AGAIN .....JUST STEP TO THE SIDE!!

Who Calls Thier Kid "oral"
Went to Toronto for a Healing I was deaf in my right ear. At least I was supposed to be deaf in my right ear. Mom was watching her favourite three TV evangelists religiously. Billy Graham, T.L. Osborn and Oral Roberts. Three different shows. Three different monthly checks in the mail. Oral Roberts was Mom’s hands-down favourite. After all, Oral Roberts had the God-given power to heal. Mom and Dad had some terrible arguments about my deaf ear. Dad would get me to plug my left ear, turn round and he would whisper and I would repeat what he’d whispered. There, no deaf ear. I got the smart idea to ignore Mom when she had distasteful chores … with the excuse that I didn’t hear her. Not a smart move. Mom came into the dining room all fired-up, waving a letter from Oral Roberts. The Reverend Roberts was having a tent revival in Toronto and if we could attend, he would make it a point to have me prayed for by him and his venerated ‘Prayer Team.’ It was like she had

Biography Of Ani Difranco
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In a thousand places I'm not alone, she's with me, and in some we are happy, have children, and they are happy, too. (Still a thousand more it isn't her, it's someone else - and in some we are contented.) And it all happens side by side with the me you see right now, crying in my beer. These are atoms of me next to her and miles from her in her heart and still forgotten. Decisions I have made I never made and I made differently and in some of these places I am dead, dying, live forever... It is sort of like this: when you stare into a fan and blink and see the blades stop-motion in the middle of the blur - I can see these other places (all of them) - I always have and never knew what I was seeing. In some of these places, I am just crazy enough to believe that quantum physics is the answer to my loneliness, my sorrow, my empty life - in a thousand other places the fan blades are always spinning blurry and there is only an unknown quantum

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Please Inform all your Female Friends !!!!! A woman at a bar on a Saturday night was taken by 5 men, who, according to hospital and police reports, gang raped her before dumping her. Unable to remember the events of the evening, tests later confirmed the repeat rapes, along with traces of Rohypnol in her blood and Progesterex, essentially a small sterilization pill. The drug is now being used by rapists at parties to rape AND sterilize their victims. Progesterex is available to vets to sterilize large animals. Progesterex is being used together with Rohypnol, the date rape drug. As with Rohypnol, all they have to do is drop it into the girl's drink. The girl can't remember a thing the next morning, of all that had taken place the night before. Progesterex, which dissolves in drinks just as easily, is such that the victim doesn't get pregnant; she won't conceive from the rape and the rapist needn't worry about having a paternity test identifying him months later. The drug's effects ARE

Malicious Text
I fuking hate web souls. Misleading digital text and pixels. Cancel. Recover all unsaved data. To have it thrown back in your face as a copy. WTF. Let me stream to 1 user with out static. Bring down the firewall of insecurity. Freeze. Processing invalid information. Refresh. Leave us be. Infect ur own personal hell. Edit your own soul before you speak. Copy and paste wisdom not fear. Connect. 100% Configure. Things taken for granted. Open communication. Share. Benefit of the doubt. Compress. Hatred and jealousy are the bigest threats. System restore haters take your malware else where.........Restart!......Nightshadows2006 Copyright LLC

My Big, Fat Chocolate Chip Cookies
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this guy i have know fior a long time something happen to him cause today i was talking to him and he said if i meant any to you you will get a webcam now the don i know would never said any thing like that thats not the don i know so i had to tell him its over so i can't please him any more i have done everything he wanted he has never done any thing for me its over i will be hurting for a while

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New Update
Ok I got more news and unfortunately its not good..After they got her awake they found she has no use to the right side of her face .She cant even close her eye. They dont know how much is permanant and only time will tell...so please everyone still pray for her!

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White Chocolate Chunk-Macadamia Nut Cookies 2 cups all-purpose flour 3/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon salt 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, softened 1 cup light brown sugar 1 egg 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 8 ounces (1 1/2 cups) white chocolate baking squares), cut into small chunks, or white baking chips 3/4 cup roughly chopped, unsalted, toasted macadamia nuts Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F. Line a cookie sheet with parchment paper. Combine the flour, baking soda, baking powder, and salt in a mixing bowl. Using a mixer, beat the butter in a large mixing bowl until fluffy, about 2 minutes. Add the brown sugar and mix together until smooth. Add the egg and vanilla. Stop to scrape down the sides of the bowl with a rubber spatula. Blend in the flour mixture in 3 stages and stir in the white chocolate and the nuts. Scoop out walnut-sized mounds of the cookie dough and place on the cookie sheet, leaving 2-inches between the mou

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Just a secret between friends The bullshit never ends The pain transcends Broken heart will never mend Just a secret between two Nothing more that I can do No more than a mere screw And I trusted you Just a secret between us Built mainly on lust A one-sided trust Love being rushed A secret between me and you Nobody else knew But this was so untrue Because the rumors grew Well, this secret that I claim

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Blah
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For Sale!!!
I am selling a Jet Ski with duel Trailer for 975.00 $$ And a Submersible pump with motor and control box for 500.00 $$ and I also have a single wide mobile home with two bed two bath and a front porch for 15,000.00 $$ Let me know if you are interested please serious comments only...

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For once I would like to meet a man and them not lie about what they want, and not say things the don't mean just to get a piece of ass. I'm tired of being used and lied too. If you only want sex then atleast be man enough to say it instead of saying oh I love you. Guess i'm done bitching now lol..

Offer
To her I offer reason to believe love is action truth beginning blossoming between us and my hand my arms this kiss - I offer funnel cakes overfilled with everything sweet sugar candies candlelight and wine flowers faded by her beauty and a warm bath bubbles to the top - I'll wash her back above below be everything she needs wants asks and I will work to earn her love deserve her touch become for her the dream she thought forever would remain ethereal. © All rights reserved

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opened the door and stepped inside made my way down the hallway stopped at the bedroom door i heard something leaned in just a little there it was a soft moan and the rustling of covers.I peeked around the corner there you were laying on your back legs spreading. my heart started racing.I slowly and very quietly unbutoned my pants slipped off my shoes you were very soflty caressing the lips of your pussy i unbuttoned my shirt and stood there fully naked my cock throbbing i could already see the pre cum leaking out of me making the head all shiney. I glanced back at you i could see your pussy starting to become excited your lips were parting ever so slightly i could just see a glimmer of juice as your fingers dipped in for a taste of what was to come. I grabbed my cock and felt it twich from the excitement i thought about how i loved your pussy i could spend hours sampling the dew off your petal how i yearned to trace the folds of your vagina with my tounge lovingly circle t

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This is why I always say I love You.... This has not been broken since 9/11/01, please keep it going.. This has been kept alive and moving since 9/11. In memory of all those who perished this morning; the passengers and the pilots on the United Air and AA flights, the first responders that perished when they could not be contacted to let them know that the building collapses were imminent, the workers in the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, and all the innocent bystanders Our prayers go out to the friends and families of the deceased. IF I KNEW If I knew it would be the last time That I'd see you fall

Female Dom And She Is Not Nice Lol Not For The Weak It Hurt Me To Write It :p
I should have told you a good servant would have I noticed the lock didn't latch on my cage my heart raced I knew the penalty for gettin out but I couldnt help myself after the previous night my mind was racing.I heard you leave and waited to hear the car and slowly,cautiously crept out from my home and snuck into the bedroom . I went to your bed and buried my face in your pillow taking in your perfume I looked on the floor and in your bathroom saw a pair of your panties with my heart in my throte I grabbed them and crawled in your tub I held your panties to my face in inhaled deeply takin in your musky smell I couldn't help myself I felt a stirring down there I knew I shouldnt touch but couldn't stop.your smell is intoxicating like a drug I was lost in my fantasy when I heard "what the fuck are you doing?"you yelled at me I jumped tried to scamble out of the tub quick in a flash you had my chain. "I knew you couldn't be trusted",you snarled at me ,"I wanted to see what y

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she came to me last night,again.I closed my eyes for what seemed like a second and I was in her world. I could see her in the distance standing there beconing me to come to her.she is a powerfull creature she is not to be denied nor would i want to she has a supple skin very pale almost glowing,dark eyes that pierce through all my facades right to the core of me she sees me naked ,helpless, defenses down and yet i am not uncomfortable i am secure knowing that even through all my flaws and impurities she still comes to me. She floats on the air lightly dancing and smiling her wings are black as the night singed on the edges from dancing to close to the fire she is neither angel nor demon she is a child of the shadow born of darkness but not ruled by it. I approach her slowly gazing upon her.no story has ever described a creature so lovely she spins in the air teasing me my heart is pounding my throte is dry as i get closer she settles to the ground ,wings out ,showing me how impressive

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Girls vs. Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends. Girls think a guy crying is w

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i call her shadow ,she moves like one,she cannot be caught and yet she is always there,she will do my bidding,cannot be destroyed,she shys from the light and gets lost in the darkness her presences is reassuring her absence is unsetteling. she came to me out of the darkness calling me master.I have felt her presence all my life but like a shadow she has remained just out of touch.Her gift is sublime she gives herself without thought only wanting to please her master and yet she is here by her free will i own her soul and she mine.the trust developed is like no other.....So take hede my gentle reader,the trip i will take you on from here out would only make sense if you can comprehend your own shadow ... she sat in the candle light soft music playing in the background face demure she sat on her knees and heels,eyes downcast,hands palm down on her leggs she waits for me she waits for my instruction,my desire ,my firm hand if need be.I sit beside her in my red wingback gazing upo

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i walked in and saw you sitting there with those big doe eyes collar on leash in hand i stopped in my tracks as always mesmerised by your sexualness you stood and crossed the room i snapped out of my trance took the leash from your tiny hand "have you been good today?"i asked knowing the answer seeing the slight glistening of your fingers as you handed me your leash. "no daddy"you whispered in that angelic voice,"i was thinking about your big hard cock and ....well ..... i " "get on your knees" i said sternly you looked me right in the eye i saw the flush of your cheek rising trying hard not to show your pleasure at what you knew was coming. "now you have to undress me "i said you reached down untied my shoes and took them off i reached down between you leggs and put hte leash through and pulled it up behind your back and i heard your breath stutter as the soft nylon slid across your already swollen clit and as you reached up to unbutton my pants and let them fall i

Senators Voting Against English As A National Language
The following forwarded for your information: This is the NUMBER ONE REASON that every single sitting member of the most corrupt Congress (and Senate) in our national history, MUST BE REMOVED. It is time for the people of America to gather up its strength, and stand together, and REMOVE all of these traitorous Scumbags from office, arrest all, and try them for their acts of Treason against the people of the Untied States, and against our beloved Constitution! Our Nov 2008 election, is our last hope ..... DO NOT VOTE FOR ANY SITTING INCUMBENTS! Vote for whomever is opposing, regardless of political leanings, affiliations, or loyalties! Its time to CLEAN THE HOUSE! ============ ========= ========= ========= ==== In a message dated 9/10/2007 1:49:37 P.M. Central America Standard T, michael.kirby@ verizon.net writes: Senators' vote on English 33 Senators Voted Against English as America 's Official Language June 6,2007 On Wed, 6 Jun 2007 23:35:23

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Well when I asked before Dragoncon if anyone thought i'd look good as a blonde I got one response "Thankyou Micki". Now that you can see me as a blonde what do you all think? Should I stick with one blonde character or push it for 2. Please someone anyone, input would be nice.

Vanilla Story Well As Vanilla As I Get :p
I passed by your house on the way home from work I saw your bedroom light on.I stopped,not meaning to,standing there with a hole in my chest. my mind wandered back to a time one dark stormy night the snow was fierce.We found ourself housebound no car could make the trip.The phone was down but the fire was going,casting dancing creatures on the walls of the living room just you and me. I offered you a drink ,my best rum.We sat back going over the wedding plans you were working on your fiance,my best friend.Since grade school we have been so tight the three of us. We sat back on my tufted leather sofa gazing at the fire letting the rum warm our bellies.Dave matthews playing on the radio.I leaned over and looked you in the eyes "Have i ever thanked you for being my friend?"I said "No" you gave a small chuckle "we have always been friends,there for each other,never expecting anything from one another" "well then its about time Jessica." I said never breaking your eye contact

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A couple days ago I opened my aparment door and proceeded down the steps. I grabbed the handle to the glass entryway at the bottom of the stairs and stepped outside. A familiar smell entrapped my senses as I stopped and took it all in. I kept walking as I sat in my car, started the engine, and drove away. Not thinking of that smell again. Today as I was driving home I noticed the leaves started turning and painting the pavement. As though no sooner it was summer, the beginning of fall has struck upon me. My mind began to turn and tumble in various directions as I drove the typical path homebound. I decided to take a different way, bored of the everyday habit. I came upon a large circular lake today, one I had never seen before. So I pulled the car over to the side of the road, got out of my car and walked over to a clearing. It was the most breathtaking moment of fall yet. This brought me to yet another thought. Seasons pass...Spring,Summer,Fall and Winter. They are just like ho

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As you know we have lost one of our own. Even though i never got to meet her i fell i must do something a little more for her, so this blog is my way to. Even though you may be gone, your spirit is bright as the mornin's dawn. Now as you recieve him in open arms, you now can rest even though your pain was long. We look up at you with tears in our eyes, knowing you can hear all of our goodbyes. With sorrow in our hearts, it seems as the pain gets worst, we truely know this is want hurts the most. Now we can smile once again, cause we know we'll meet again. This is for you Razor, Out thoughts and prayers always be with you forever. Thank you for reading.

Guys We Must Remember The Laidies
Rick was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Rick has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

Stalker Love
I walked into your room saw that you were sleepin very quietly walked over to you pulled the covers down ,you were wearing that red nighty with no undies and the site of your magnificent vulva excited me so much my hardon was straining my pants.I was literally hurting from the pressure I took off my pants listening to your breathing to make sure you were not waking I knelt down between your legs gazed at your magnificent pussy. I had left the door open just enough the light stopped before it hit your eyes as always the juice from your pussy was just amazing glittering like dew on a petal in the morning sun.I started to stroke myself staring at your pussy within 30 seconds i could feel my cum rising and forced my self to stop.I leaned down and inhaled takin in your scent my senses were going wild. Lightly as i could I placed my mouth on your pussy and o so softly started workin your folds with my tounge I moved up a little takin your clit into my mouth letting my tounge just rest

Massive Deletion
I feel it is time for a mass deletion of friends from my list. The past month or so I have come to learn who my real friends and famliy are on this sight. So if you want to be kept on my list please email me and let me know. Thanks Brandi

Life Is Life Ty Eddie
Life is Life" People; we go through life seeing, meeting, touching, experiencing, and hopefully growing as a result of interactions with other people. Growing is the key word. For some growing emotionally, spiritually, and just growing up is slower process than for others. We welcome/allow people into our lives. Sometimes the experience is great, sometimes just ok. Sometimes we allow our selves to be vulnerable, and sometimes we are betrayed. We go through life meeting people that are; very different than we are, some with similar interest, some with the same values as we have, and some who's values are very different than the one's we hold so close. Life is life, and people are people. No bad guys and no good guys, (As I always say). I was once told to pray for someone who has wrong me, when I didn’t know how to look inwards and look at my own part. Only by looking inwards can I find the solution. By pointing fingers and blaming we don’t grow. I have been praying for diffic

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I was unable to attend the funeral for my friend, so I'm going to have to say good-bye in my own way. I absolutely hate saying good-bye, but I have to accept it as a part of life. People come and go in your waking hours. All of them serve a purpose, whether it is friendship or to teach you hard lessons. With her, I learned that life cannot be taken for granted. For all of the problems with the world, life is, in the end, something to be cherished and appreciated because it is so fragile. There is cruelty in the world, but the focus can't be on that. I must focus my energy on living and bringing light and life to others. I can no longer focus on what is bad. I have accepted the fact that she is gone and not coming back. I know that I showed compassion with what little time I had with her. I know that in the end I was powerless to stop this tragedy from happening. The only thing to do now is let go of the pain, the anger and bring closure to this. Instead of

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Conversation with Paige Date: Thu, 13 Sep 2007 7:18:56 -0400 [AVAILABLE] I'm away right now.Connected from mobile with IM+ Paige: did u have fun chat with your boyfriend ? ----------------------- 7:06 am ----------------------- mtbikers72: No Paige: lol mtbikers72: What the hell I don't needs to talking with gay guy just a friend! mtbikers72: Are u fucking around with me? Paige: ohh u dont know jokes Paige: hmmm mtbikers72: Why do u say that ? mtbikers72: I just upset and depressed I can't find someone! Paige: i was just playing Paige: u dont accept jokes Paige: i see Paige: well be patience .. time will come mtbikers72: I don't know that was a jokes? ----------------------- 7:14 am ----------------------- Paige: jeez mike it was a joke mtbikers72: Oh okay mtbikers72: I was so confused and depressed mtbikers72: I just feeling bad Paige: u letting it botheer u Paige: move on mtbikers72: Too many people are so dumb Paige: knock it offfff mtbikers72: Ok

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To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state line) to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. To every guy that she cried in front of. To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes. To every guy that would give his seat up. To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful

Trails Place Near Me
just thought i would put up this link in case of some of u would like to come visit wv and go 4 wheeling on a trail i have been asked about it by some ppl dont remember who they were so i am going just post it http://www.happytrailsatv.com/?Rates

Please Help Out My Friend
I'M HOLDING MY FIRST CONTEST. I'M LOOKING FOR MORE CONTESTS. AS SOON AS I GET 10 CONTESTANTS I WILL SEND OUT MSGS THAT THE CONTEST HAS BEGUN. THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS. ONE FOR COMMENTS AND ANOTHER FOR RATES. FOR EACH CATEGORY THE TOP THREE PICS WILL BE TAKEN AND BE JUDGED. PRIZES INCLUDED WILL BE PIMPIN GIFTS, TO BE DETERMINED WITH THE RESULTS OF THE CONTESTS, ONE MORPH FOR EACH WINNER BEING MADE BY MY SPECIAL FRIEND FIREMEN7. ALOT OF HIS WORK IS IN MY FOLDER. RULES: SELF BOMBING ALLOWED NO DOWNRATING NO AUTO BOMBING ANY QUESTIONS OR TO ENTER CLICK ON THE THUMBNAIL BELOW ღ•°*♥Southrn Fyregyrl♥*°•ღ@ fubar

Paradise
Sometimes not knowing can lead the heart down an abandoned road. Endless thoughts of wrong doing. Emotions swim in an empty ocean. Reach out and feel whats real. Embrace it. Don't let fear control your future. Cast it down. For it is dirty, unclean. It is here with you. Release it and let it go far into infinity. Go and make your way. For it is already written. This is what u know. Show wisdom. Hope is your friend. Something thats real but can not see. But you feel it. warm. What u know will lead you far. Trust. Your paradise awaits you...........Nightshadows2006 Copyright LLC

Thjis Is Total Bs
Don't know what is happening to this site...I thought it was an "adult" site...where over 18 could come and play....well...I guess that is changing...I just pic flagged as NSFW...and all it shows is the backside of a model sitting on a bike in a thong....What the hell is so NSFW about that?.....This place has changed so much since it changed it's name...it is no longer the adult play site...but becoming more like MySpace every day....

Ani Difranco - 'self Evident'
(inspired by the WTC disaster) yes, us people are just poems we're 90% metaphor with a leanness of meaning approaching hyper-distillation and once upon a time we were moonshine rushing down the throat of a giraffe yes, rushing down the long hallway despite what the p.a. announcement says yes, rushing down the long stairs with the whiskey of eternity fermented and distilled to eighteen minutes burning down our throats down the hall down the stairs in a building so tall that it will always be there yes, it's part of a pair there on the bow of Noah's ark the most prestigious couple just kickin back parked against a perfectly blue sky on a morning beatific in its Indian summer breeze on the day that America fell to its knees after strutting around for a century without saying thank you or please and the shock was subsonic and the smoke was deafening between the setup and the punch line cuz we were all on time for wo

Name Change.sorry
the name of the levelers is white knight levelers. we are a group of tired out shadow levelers that got sick of being used. we do the same as they do .....but we look out for the lower level fubars. we help members that are in need of a little boost. 10,000 or less to level only... we can get more members done this way. we dont show favor in any way. if you need help just ask in a message to me or any other white knight u see on my page. want to become a white knight ? send me a request. real people helping people.

True Or False You Rate This And Then You Comment On It Lol
1. Scientific tests find that when women make love, they produce double amounts of the hormone estrogen, which make hair shiny and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscles in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps and you don’t need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases the body endorphin into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. Sex

Please Help Out My Friend
I'M HOLDING MY FIRST CONTEST. http://full.pca3.fubar.com/31/91/241913/3000145641.gif I'M LOOKING FOR MORE CONTESTS. AS SOON AS I GET 10 CONTESTANTS I WILL SEND OUT MSGS THAT THE CONTEST HAS BEGUN. THERE WILL BE TWO WINNERS. ONE FOR COMMENTS AND ANOTHER FOR RATES. FOR EACH CATEGORY THE TOP THREE PICS WILL BE TAKEN AND BE JUDGED. PRIZES INCLUDED WILL BE PIMPIN GIFTS, TO BE DETERMINED WITH THE RESULTS OF THE CONTESTS, TWO MORPHS ONE FOR EACH WINNER BEING MADE BY MY SPECIAL FRIEND FIREMEN7. ALOT OF HIS WORK IS IN MY FOLDER. RULES: SELF BOMBING ALLOWED NO DOWNRATING NO AUTO BOMBING PLEASE SEND YOUR ENTRIES AND ANY QUESTIONS TO ME BY CLICKIღ•°*♥Southrn Fyregyrl♥*°•ღ@ fubarNG ON THE THUMBNAIL BELOW

Contest
...well sorta First man to get me Hannah Montana tickets for her concert on December 9th at Conseco Feild House wins a date with ME! Ok all joking aside, December 9th is my neices Birthday and Hannah Montana will be in concert and my niece is this HUGE fan and I'm desperate for these tickets...

Sug Is Home
Sandi had her surgery today and did well. The doctor took all of tissue that was damaged by the staph infection and all scar tissue. She is in a lot of pain but has taken pain medicine and is getting some sleep. She wanted me to thanks all of you that sent emails, prayed, gave gifts ect. and told me to tell you she loves all of her fu friends. I am sure she will be back on the computer as soon as she can.

Thought Wtf
Infest My name's Coby Dick Mr. Dick if your nasty Rock a mic with a voice that's raspy 'Cause I'm poetic in my operations My God given talent is to rock all the nations Infest, the theory of my first manifesto Push ya wig back with my Lyrical pistol Blow now Papa Roach is on your mental Bangin' like your head piece it's just that simple Cock back and unleash with my physical Wrap you in my thoughts and become indivisble Centrifugal forces individuals into my mind As we rock into ritual PRE-CHORUS: You better do just what we say And if you don't then you'll pay CHORUS: We're going to infest We're getting in your head What is wrong with the world today The government, media, or your family Now, that i got your attention Did I forget to mention All the head we be INFESTING Hope ya'll people learn your leason 'Cause the game of life is crazy Got all the people guessin' What is wrong with the world today The government, media, or your family Would y

Awesome Firefighters This One Makes Me Cry
Stop telling God how big your storm is. Instead tell your storm how big your GOD is! In Phoenix, Arizona, a 26-year-old mother stared down at her 6 year old son, who was dying of terminal leukemia. Although her heart was filled with sadness, she also had a strong feeling of determination. Like any parent, she wanted her son to grow up and fulfill all his dreams. Now that was no longer possible.. The leukemia would see to that. But she still wanted her son's dreams to come true. She took her son's hand and asked, "Billy, did you ever think about what you wanted to be once you grew up? Did you ever dream and wish what you would do with your life?" Mommy, "I always wanted to be a fireman when I grew up." Mom smiled back and said, "Let's see if we can make your wish come true." Later that day she went to her local fire department in Phoenix, Arizona, where she met Fireman Bob, who had a heart as big as Phoenix. She explained her son's final wish and asked if it might

I Think I Have Pissed Off The Gods!
Ugh! Today was not a very good day. I wonder what is out of whack with my universe? I wrote a blog earlier and a guy that I thought was my friend just berated me in my blog. It wasn't a nice comment at all. So I told him he knew nothing about me or my family and that he wasn't very nice leaving me that comment. I deleted his comment, the blog and him! Today is my son's birthday. It should be a great day, right? I got a phone call from my son's teacher saying that he wasn't doing anything in class. That he just sat there during a math test and she had to send him to another class room to see if he would do something and still he hadn't. I was shocked to say the least. It is his birthday. Why is he not having a good day? I talked to him on the phone and asked him if something had happened and he said no. But he was not really talking. I dropped him off at school all happy and then this. His teacher sent me an email telling me she would call me after school about an i

None Of Your Business...so Damn True
What's the matter with your life? Why you gotta mess with mine? Don't keep sweatin' what I do Cuz I'm gonna be just fine - check it out If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight It's none of your business And she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend It's none of your business Now you shouldn't even get into who I'm givin' skins to It's none of your business So don't try to change my mind, I'll tell you one more time It's none of your business Now who do you think you are Puttin' your cheap two cents in? Don't you got nothin' to do Than worry 'bout my friends? Check it... I can't do nothin', girl, without somebody buggin' I used to think that it was me, but now I see it wasn't They told me to change, they called me names, and so I popped one Opinion's are like assholes and everybody's got one I never put my nose where I'm not supposed to Believe me, if he's something that I want, I'm steppin' closer I'm not one for playing high-pole Like the hous

Bono
You do not become a rock star unless you've got something missing somewhere, that is obvious to me. if you were of sound mind you could feel normal without 70,000 people a night screaming thier love for you...........

Quote By Bono
You do not become a rock star unless you have got something missing somewhere,that is obvious to me.If you were of sound mind you could feel normal without 70,000 people a night screaming thier love for you............

Anger Management
I really love this one. That is what I call anger management at >> its best. >> When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just >> need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you >> know, take it out on someone you don't know. >> >> I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd >> forgotten >> to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered, >> saying >> "Hello." >> I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with >> Robyn Carter?" >> Suddenly a maniac voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right >> damn number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't >> believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's >> correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally >> transposed the last two digits. >> >> After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' >> number again. >> When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an >> asshole!" and hung up. I wro

Nice Guys Finish Last
To every guy that regrets hurting or losing her... To every guy who knows which girl he wants... To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."... To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town (or across the state) to see her... To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick... To every guy who has given her flowers just because... To every guy that said he would die for her... To every guy that really would... To every guy that did what she wanted to do... To every guy that cried in front of her... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her... To every guy that kisses her with meaning... To every guy that hugs her when she's sad... To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all... To every guy who would give their jacket up for her... To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe... To every guy who would sit and wait hours to be with her for only a few minutes..

The Library At War
I think it was in a Robert Ringer book that I once read only ten percent of Americans have a library card. The sad thing is that might even be an exaggeration. I look at it this way; why spend hundreds, potentially thousands of dollars buying books that you think will interest you and after the first read you might never look at again? And the library card itself, at least in my experience, doesn't cost you a penny and you get two or three weeks to decide whether a particular book you check out is worth your time or it's overwritten trash. I've encountered both, and that's the price of reading what isn't necessarily ranking on the current best-seller (by the way, such lists are often based on sales projections rather than books sold) list but ultimately what interests me. I'm probably a more frequent visitor to Minot Public Library than some students! Anyway, Monday I was at home with the kids and put them in the stroller to go walking. Minot Public Library is five blocks south

Her Opion On A Lsd Theraputic Treatmeant
One woman described her experience with psycholytic therapy this way:6 I found that in addition to being, consciously, a loving mother and a respectable citizen, I was also, unconsciously, a murderess, a pervert, a cannibal, a sadist, and a masochist. In the wake of these dreadful discoveries, I lost my fear of dentists, the clicking in my neck and throat, the arm tensions, and my dislike of clocks ticking in the bedroom. I also achieved transcendent sexual fulfillment. . . . At the end of nine sessions, over a period of nine weeks, I was cured of my hitherto incurable frigidity. And at the end of 5 months, I felt that I had been completely reconstituted as a human being. I have continued to feel that way ever since

Please Help All Destroyers That Are Online
Please all destroyers online Linda's friend needs help he is 100 behind and his contest ends in 7 and half hours....he is the link...http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=164965559

Wtf?
Maybe I just don't get the whole "mumming" culture on here but people are such fucking assholes. What is up with that? Anyone? Anyone? Buhler? I mean seriously, they make this ignorant and hateful comments just because they can. Shut. The. Fuck. Up. Did no one ever teach them that whole "If you can't say anything nice" thing? Obviously not. That and I'm convinced that somehow the internet immediately absolves people of all polite social standards. Idiots.

Love
When God said to love your neighbor as you love yourself, I think todays society has missed the point. I don't think He meant love , only if they happen to be of the opposite sex, or if they are married to you(marriage is a human invention). With sex being the highest expression of love, how much less violence or war and so on would there be if everybody were a possible bed partner? Just an opinion

Fake Friends Be Gone!
I am not trying to sound like a bitch but unless we are friends and u comment and rate my shit please remove me from your list! I don't mean to be rude but I have lots of friends on my list and not one of them come to my profile or rates me. Then some of you don't even read my bulletins. Why are u on my list if you don't help me? I help people that help me and most of them are actually my friends. Thanks

Ok We Are Down To The Last 7 Hours
ok guys we are down to the last 7 hours of this contest i as well as others have worked on this day and night i put alot of effort and so did u so lets win first place thanks soooo much for ur help if u have time stop and leave a few more comments thanks!! just clikc the pic and show luv! :)

Spam™ Fried Rice
Serves 4 Prep Time 30 minutes Cook Time 30 minutes In large skillet, heat 1 tablespoon oil. Add eggs. Cook, stirring, to desired doneness. Remove from skillet. In same skillet, heat remaining 1 tablespoon oil. Cook SPAM®, carrots, green onions, peas and bell pepper 4 minutes or until vegetables are tender. Stir in rice and egg. Sprinkle with soy sauce. Heat thoroughly. Ingredients2 tablespoons vegetable oil divided 2 eggs beaten 1 SPAM® Hot & Spicy (12-ounce) can diced 1/4 cup diced carrots 1/4 cup chopped green onions 1/4 cup sliced mushrooms 1/4 cup frozen peas thawed 1/4 cup chopped red bell pepper 2 cups cooked rice 3 tablespoons HOUSE OF TSANG® Soy Sauce

New Spam Recipes!
1 can Spam 10 oz. Velveeta cheese 1/4 cup onion, diced Grate the Spam and the Velveeta cheese (difficult to do, but it can be done). Mix all ingredients together by squishing with your hand like you would a meatloaf mixture. Spread mixture onto hamburger bun halves and broil until tops are bubbly and slightly burnt. SPAM Wellington (back to index) Contributed by Dell Fitzgerald 2 cans Spam 1 can Pillsbury biscuit dough 1/2 cup brown sugar Preheat oven to 350. Place SPAM, as close together as possible on cookie sheet. Sprinkle with brown sugar. Pop Pillsbury can. Cover SPAM with dough. Mash edges of dough together with fingertips so that SPAM is not exposed. Bake for 30 minutes or until dough is golden brown. Let stand 10 minutes before carving. Basic Baked SPAM (back to index) 1 can SPAM 2 teaspoons yellow mustard Whole cloves 2 teaspoons water 2/3 cup brown sugar 1 teaspoon Worche

Show Her Some Love
SHES TRYING TO GODFATHER AND NEEDS SOME LOVE. THIS ISNT IMPOSSIBLE TOO DO.. SO GO RATE HER PICTURES AND STASH FORGET THE AMOUNT SHE NEEDS STANG۞ FU Bad B!tch۞ Owna & Reppin Stangs Underground۞@ fubar

Extrasensory Perception
ESP (extrasensory perception) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ESP is most commonly called the "sixth sense." It is sensory information that an individual receives which comes beyond the ordinary five senses sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch. It can provide the individual with information of the present, past, and future; as it seems to originate in a second, or alternate reality. History: The term "ESP" was used in 1870 by Sir Richard Burton. A French researcher, Dr. Paul Joire, in 1892 used the term ESP to describe the ability of person who had been hypnotized or were in a trance state to externally sense things without using their ordinary senses. However, the phenomena of ESP activity has been indicated much earlier, some say even in Biblical times. Although there is no clear evidence as to the certainty of the phenomena it has attracted the attention and enthusiasm of many throughout the centuries. In the

This Member Needs Help
This member needs help with his ranking he is stuck lol. So I would appreciate any help anyone can give. He is a good guy and very cool. Add, Fan, Rate him and he will do the same. Leave him a comment and rate hispics and he will return the favor.Just click on the pic and it will take you to him. Thanks so much e1. Hugs and kisses. Angel

What Will Pop Up Next
Wednesday 9-13-07: Why do we have to be so PC in this day and age?Why do we have to be so worried about who's feelings we hurt? I am so sick of this group getting upset over this or that, or over someone haveing a different opinion. I thought we lived in a free country. Shouldn't we be able to tell a joke because it's funny and not worry if someone will be offended, afterall it's just a joke right!

Click The "k"
Check out KYS Click the "k" and sell your clutter. It's the first online yard sale. post your stuff, name your price, and let THEM come to YOU! Make some money off your unwanted treaures, and make room for new stuff. And if they ask, tell them I sent you :)

And So It Goes
This song touches me in a certain way only a few know. And So It Goes In every heart there is a room A sanctuary safe and strong To heal the wounds from lovers past Until a new one comes along I spoke to you in cautious tones You answered me with no pretense And still I feel I said too much My silence is my self defense And every time I've held a rose It seems I only felt the thorns And so it goes, and so it goes And so will you soon I suppose But if my silence made you leave Then that would be my worst mistake So I will share this room with you And you can have this heart to break And this is why my eyes are closed It's just as well for all I've seen And so it goes, and so it goes And you're the only one who knows So I would choose to be with you That's if the choice were mine to make But you can make decisions too And you can have this heart to break And so it goes, and so it goes And you're the only one who knows

Heartache
To the one who hurt me... Forgive this outpouring... this time will be the last.. You said you loved me and that you always would.. that you felt we were meant to be together.. soulmates.. you couldn't imagine loving someone else. Well.. that was years ago.. things have changed.. you came to me and said you didn't want to be married to me anymore.. and that the girl had nothing to do with it.. you lied.. she lied.. you were supposed to me my husband, soulmate.. she was supposed to be my friend.. under our roof you began a love affair with her.. you both lied to me.. you both hurt me.. betrayed me.. my trust and my love for you... whether it was consumated there has no real bearing.. even if you didn't you might just as well have... it amounts to the same. Still I couldn't bring myself to hate you.. and still can't.. God knows why.. I sure don't.. you said you wanted to stay friends.. we had been friends from the start and you didn't want that to stop... neither did I.. I ha

Me
stop thinking at her....i cant stop looking at her ....i wont stop feeling for her....i dont stop letting her hurt...i should stop letting her win....i might stop beleaveing the lies....i do stop loveing her....i never will start liveing again i may never will for she is the one with whom i feel compleat but now all i suffer is defeet.

4 My Forever Friends
There are many people that we meet in our lives but only a very few will make a lasting impression on our minds and hearts It is these people that we will think of often and who will always remain important to us as true friends Sometimes in life, you find a special friend: someone who changes your life by being a part of it. Someone who makes you laugh until you can't stop; someone who makes you believe that there really is good in the world. Someone who convinces you that there is an unlocked door just waiting for you to open it. This is forever friendship... When you're down, and the world seems dark and empty, your forever friends lifts you up in spirit and make that dark and empty world suddenly seem bright and full. Your forever friend gets you through the hard times, the sad times, and the confused times. If you turn and walk across, your forever friend follows. If you lose your way, your forever friend holds your hand and tells you that everything is going to be okay. And if yo

Easy Breaded Pork Chops
INGREDIENTS: * 4 center-cut pork chops, 1/2 to 3/4-inch thick * salt and pepper, to taste * 1 egg * 3 tablespoons milk * 1/2 cup flour * 1/4 cup vegetable oil PREPARATION: Sprinkle pork chops with salt and pepper. Heat oil in a heavy skillet. Whisk egg and milk together in a shallow bowl. Dip each pork chop in the egg mixture then dredge in flour. Fry in the hot oil for about 4 to 6 minutes on each side. Serves 4.

Pork Chops With Orange Raisin Sauce
A recipe for pork chops with an orange raisin sauce. INGREDIENTS: * 6 pork chops, thick-cut * 1 tablespoon vegetable oil * . * Orange Sauce: * 1/2 cup raisins * 1 cup water * 1/3 cup brown sugar * 1 1/2 tablespoons cornstarch * 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon * 1/4 teaspoon dry mustard * 1/8 teaspoon ground allspice * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 cup orange juice * 2 tablespoons butter * 1 tablespoon cider vinegar PREPARATION: Preheat oven to 350°F. Butter a shallow 2-quart casserole. In a large skillet over medium-high heat, brown pork chops in the vegetable oil. Place pork chops in casserole. In a saucepan, boil raisins in water for 5 minutes; drain.In a small bowl, combine brown sugar, cornstarch, cinnamon, mustard, allspice, and salt. Add orange juice and the brown sugar-spice mixture to the drained raisins raisins. Cook for 10 minutes over low heat. Stir in butter and vinegar. Pour over pork chops and bake for 40 min

Pork Chop And Rice Bake
Pork chops are browned then baked with rice and green bell pepper and tomatoes. INGREDIENTS: * 4 pork chops, about 3/4-inch thick * olive oil * salt and pepper * 2 cups chicken broth * 1 cup uncooked long-grain rice * 1/4 cup chopped green bell pepper * 3 green onions, chopped * 1 tomato, peeled and diced PREPARATION: In a heavy skillet in a small amount of olive oil, brown pork chops. Transfer pork chops to a shallow baking dish; sprinkle with salt and pepper. Pour chicken broth over pork chops; add uncooked rice, green bell pepper, green onions, and diced tomatoes. Cover with foil and bake at 350° for 45 minutes to 1 hour, or until pork chops are tender and rice is done. Pork chop and rice bake recipe serves 4

So The Moron Took It To My Yahoo
william parker: ok thats un called for i never ever done anything to you i have always showen you love since the day i meant you i thought it would be nice to deticat a song to her what ever the song was but i understand it your station thats cool she was close to and i thought i could get a lil love from my friend i know now i was wring i never was your friend. Jessa Farris: to bad shes dead william parker: i know william parker: and iam sorry you feel the way you do william parker: its just that my heart is broken right now and i cant belave you and i are haveing words i understand why you said know thats your business but i thought you thought better of me Jessa Farris: yeah but what you dnt seem to understand Jessa Farris: is I DONT FUCKING CARE CUZ I DONT FUCKING KNOW HER Jessa Farris: IM PREGNAT AND EMOTIONAL Jessa Farris: SO I DONT NEED TO BE BROUGHT DOWN BY SOME STUPID BITCH WHO PROLLY RAN HER MOUTH A

Come On Guys
ok if any of u are useing any kind of programs to bomb me plz dont i want to win this contest fair and honest...i have put alot of hard work and many hours on this so please if ur using any program what so ever please stop!!!! this is my first contest and i dont want any drama whatsoever i just wanna get thru it nice and clean

~i Am A Witch~
"I AM A WITCH" When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a "Witch". When I stand up for those I love, they call me a Witch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts, or do things my own way, they call me a Witch. Being a witch entails raising my children to be strong people Who have a solid sense of personal and social responsibility Who are not afraid to stand up for what they believe in Who love and respect themselves for the beautiful beings they are. Being a witch means that I am free to be the wonderful creature I am, With all my own intricacies, contradictions, quirks and beauty. Being a witch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me. When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak up against it, I am defined as a witch. The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone else's maid or when I act a little selfish. I am proud to be a witch! It

French Beef Stew
Quick and easy, this is a very hearty stew, in truth, a meal in itself. Serve with warm crusty French Bread, if desired. Ingredients 1 1/2 lbs. cubed beef stew meat 1/4 C. all-purpose flour 2 Tbs. vegetable oil 2 (14.5 oz.) cans Italian-style diced tomatoes 1 (14 oz.) can beef broth 4 carrots, chopped 2 potatoes, peeled and chopped 3/4 tsp. dried thyme 2 Tbs. Dijon-style prepared mustard salt and pepper to taste Directions Combine meat and flour in a large plastic food storage bag and toss to coat evenly. In a 6 quart saucepan, brown meat in hot vegetable oil. Season with salt and pepper, if desired. Add diced tomatoes, beef broth, carrots, potatoes and thyme. Bring to boil; reduce heat to medium-low, cover; and simmer for 1 hour or until beef is tender. Blend in mustard and serve. Yield: 8 Servings

Crispy-coated French Chicken
This is an elegant healthier version of fried chicken. Crushed croutons add a zesty crunch. Tangy Dijon mustard and tarragon give it a French flair. Ingredients 3/4 C. store-bought croutons 4 skinless, bone-in chicken breasts or 8 skinless, bone-in chicken thighs 1 Tbs. butter, at room temperature 2 Tbs. honey-Dijon mustard or 1 Tbs. each Dijon and honey 1/2 tsp. dried tarragon Directions Preheat oven to 400 degrees. Place croutons in a plastic bag. Coarsely crush with a rolling pin or can. Remove skin from chicken, if necessary. Place chicken, bone-side down, on a lightly oiled baking sheet. In a bowl, using back of a spoon or your fingers, mash butter with mustard and tarragon. Spoon a little of mixture on chicken, then spread with back of a spoon to evenly coat. Sprinkle crushed croutons overtop, then press into chicken. Roast in centre of 400 degree oven until golden, 35-40 minutes. Tip: For a next-day lunch, shred chicken and add to a Caesar salad. Yield: 4 servi

French Silk Chocolate Pie
Just like you'd order at Baker's Square, this silky smooth pie melts in your mouth. Ingredients 1 15 oz. Pillsbury Refrigerated Pie Crust 3 oz. unsweetened chocolate, cut into pieces 1 C. butter, softened (do not use margarine) 1 C. sugar 1/2 tsp. vanilla 4 pasteurized eggs or 1 C. refrigerated or frozen fat-free egg product, thawed 1/2 C. whipping cream, whipped, sweetened Chocolate curls, if desired Directions Heat oven to 450 degrees. Prepare pie crust as directed on package for one- crust baked shell using 9-inch pie pan. Bake at 450 degrees for 9-11 minutes or until light golden brown. Cool 30 minutes or until completely cooled. Melt chocolate in small saucepan over low heat; cool. In small bowl, beat butter until fluffy. Gradually add sugar, beating until light and fluffy. Add cooled chocolate and vanilla; blend well. Add eggs 1 at a time, beating at high speed for 2 minutes after each addition. Beat until mixture is smooth and fluffy. Pour into cooled baked she

Learned One Word Not To Post
FEEDINGTHEDESIRE Had my Mumm deleted today. I do not care. Anyhow... pissed off might be a bad thing to say............ lol. Enjoy your day. I fell into the ranking again today... lmao Have a great evening all!

Pain Bagnat With Shrimp
Wolfgang Puck Literally "bathed bread" in the local dialect, the name describes how the peasant loaf on which it is based soaks up the flavorful juices of the filling, which features sun-ripened tomatoes and other signature summer vegetables. However you embellish your pain bagnat, one bite will magically transport you to the south of France. Ingredients 1 large French baguette or 4 individual 6-inch French rolls 3 Tbs. extra-virgin olive oil, plus more for drizzling 8 jumbo cooked shrimp, about 1/2 lb. total weight, peeled and deveined 1/2 C. finely chopped onion 1/4 C. balsamic vinegar 3 anchovy fillets, finely chopped 1 tsp. sugar Kosher salt Freshly ground black pepper 2 large vine-ripened tomatoes, cored, halved, seeded, and cut into 1-inch chunks 1 hardboiled egg, peeled and cut into 8 wedges 1/4 C. Nicoise olives, pitted and chopped (about 30 olives) 8 basil leaves, coarsely chopped Directions Preheat the broiler. If using a baguette, cut it with a bread

Grilled Boneless Provencal-style Leg Of Lamb With Grilled Tomatoes
Wolfgang Puck I like to grill larger items that call for the indirect-heat method of grilling. By that, I mean the technique by which you turn the grill into a sort of outdoor oven, arranging the fire bed, whether charcoal, wood or gas-fueled, so that the heat source is under only half of the cooking area - either arranged around the perimeter or under just one-half of the bed. That way, you can first quickly sear whatever you're cooking directly over the heat; and then, once its surface is browned, move it off to the side and close the grill, so that the heat circulates around it, cooking it all the way through to your liking without excessively charring the exterior. One of my favorite things to cook slowly this way on the grill is a butterflied leg of lamb, as I do in the recipe that follows. Ingredients 1 butterflied boneless leg of lamb, 5 to 6 lb. (2.5 to 3 kg) total weight 1/2 C. (125 ml) extra-virgin olive oil, plus extra for tomatoes 1/4 C. (60 ml) fresh lemon juice

French Cranberry Apple Cake
Unlike many French pastries, this cake uses oil instead of butter, so it's not quite as light and fluffy but it's better for you. Ingredients 2 C. sugar 3 eggs 3 1/2 C. flour 1 tsp. vanilla 1 1/2 C. oil 1 C. pecans 2 C. diced apples 1 C. chopped cranberries Directions Mix together the sugar, eggs, flour, vanilla, and oil. Add the pecans, apples, and cranberries. Mix well. Start baking in a cold oven at 350 degrees for 30 minutes, then reduce heat to 300 degrees and bake for 1 1/2 hours longer.

Choucroute
This is a classic French dish featuring sausage and sauerkraut. Ingredients 1 28 oz. can shredded sauerkraut 1 large carrot, sliced 4 slices bacon, partially cooked, drained 1 rib celery, sliced Salt and pepper 1 small onion, chopped 4 juniper berries, crushed (optional) 1 1/2 lb. kielbasa, frankfurters or other cooked sausages 1/3 C. white wine (or additional broth) Directions In a large greased casserole, layer sauerkraut with fresh vegetables and bacon, broken into pieces. Add seasonings, broth and wine. Cover. Bake 30 minutes at 350 degrees. Add sausages, pushing them down into Kraut mixture. Bake uncovered 30 minutes longer. These ingredients may be cooked slowly, in heavy sauce pan on tope of stove. Serve with boiled potatoes, rye bread and fresh fruit. Yield: 4-6 servings

About Me
Well were do I start? Thanks la petite morte for the invite. I am a mother of 3 Dustin (14)(my step son), Cody (10) and Nikki (7), happly married for almost 5 years now to a wonderful man named Ozzie who has raised my two kids since they were 4 1/2 and 17 months old. I just recenly moved from McConnelsville OH, to Marietta OH. I teach Driver's Education to teenagers. Oh god how they scare the shit out of me. LOL

That Forgotten Promise Of Freedom
"Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore, Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"

Rest In Peace
Largest Database of ImagesFor Comments And Profiles at FreeCommentTags.com In Honor of a Real Sweet Spiritual person, a Drunk Driver had taken the lives of Cheayla Whitefeather and her Fiancee, Numalte on Sept. 11, 2007 now they are together for Eternity and with the Great Creator, but will always be here in Spirit within our hearts I will miss you Sweet Little Sissy and lots of hugs and Kisses to you and Bear, always

You Are Beautiful
You are beautiful... when you let friends have their space. when you believe. when you laugh or are moved to tears. when you let it just roll right off your back. when you talk about your dreams. when you help a turle across the road. when you try to do the right thing... even whan it comes out wrong. you are beautiful when you love.

Blah
Right now I cant believe some of the thoughts that are running through my brain. YIKES, once again I am over thinking. For some reason I keep asking myself if this is the right thing, me being in Germany. During the week I have no actual real human action besides Fubar and Camfrog, oh yeah can't forget the calls to the states. Right now I am feeling extremely lonely with him being gone as well as feeling extremely helpless when it comes to doing much around here. I am just hoping my thoughts are because I am lonely and I need something more fulfilling to pass my time with. I love that man with all my heart and when I told him tonight that we dont say I love you as much as we did when I was in the states, it makes my mind tend to wonder off. He explained to me at that time that he has alot of thinkings going on and sometimes he forgets. God I hope and pray that is correct, cuz it would totally crush me if not. This is the first time in my life that I have totally let all my guards down

Are You Serious?
this site is hilarious... I put "Anti-Fubomber" as my status as this crazy bitch starts going off on me in my shoutbox. It actually made me laugh and realize how sad some people really are. I'm here to make new friends more tahn anything... i dont bomb, do contests, kiss peoples ass, or anything else. Its funny cause you think you know someone but you really dont, its all good though cause I dont need people like that and I'm sure you dont either.

Hmm
I havent been on fubar as long as a lot of people, but I do need to take the time to I guess clarify some things. To start with this site for me is only to make friends and meet people. I have met some absolutely wonderful people on here. Lots that do help others, make nice things for them, people that enjoy helping others level, ect. to them I say yall are awsome. I am not looking for any online relationships as I do not believe in them. So guys yall dont need to feed me a line of some sort of bullshit to be friends with me. I am not looking for no husband or man to be in my life. I am here just to have fun and make friends. I also dont cyber so dont even bother going there with me. Second I am not a point person. Friendship doesnt have any conditions in my book. I dont run and rate everyones stuff, or comment bomb, as I do have a life outside of Fubar. Its called my children. I try to catch what I can, and just because I dont get everyone shouldnt make me any less of

Kissing
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it. You have the confidence to make the first move. And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best. Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?

The Funeral Yesterday
THE FUNERAL WAS SO BEAUTIFUL, A FEW OF HER GRANDCHILDREN & GREAT GRANDCHILDREN GOT UP AND THEY READ POEMS THEY MADE FOR GRANDMA... I DIDN'T GET TO KNOW HER AS WELL AS THEY DID.... BUT WHEN I DID IT WAS IN THE HOSPITAL A FEW TIMES.... I WAS DOING OK OF NOT CRYING & STAYING STRONG FOR CHARLES & HIS FAMILY UNTIL THE READ WHAT THEY WROTE.... I STARTED CRYING, WISHING SHE WAS STILL WITH US SO THAT I COULD HAVE GOTTEN TO KNOW HER BETTER THEN WHEN SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL... BUT I SAT THERE NEXT TO CHARLES TRYING TO STOP THE TEARS TO BE STRONG FOR THEM... AFTER WE LEFT THE ROOM AND WENT OUT SIDE TO GET THE CAR READY A FEW PEOPLE WAS GIVING ME ANGY LOOKS, LOOKS THAT COULD KILL.... CAUSE I WAS CRYING LIKE A BABY AFTER WE WENT OUTSIDE... CHARLES WAS HOLDING TELLING ME WHAT I HAVE BEEN TELLING HIM.... BUT I TOLD HIM THAT HE KNEW HER & THAT I WILL NEVER GET TOO.... HE UNDERSTOOD ME AND HELD ME TIGHT ANS I TOO WAS HOLDING HIM TIGHT... HE TOLD ME TO JUST OVER LOOK THOSE WHO WAS LOOKING AT ME THAT AW

Ok This Is Going To Be My Venting Blog
Ok so i put blue in my hair last night now anyone who knows me it wont stay in very long!! well one of my "friends" decideds to cancel plans for the weekend with me cause of the blue!! i have told them that if they cant take the time to get to know me or accept me for who i am then they dont need to be calling themselves my "friend" i am who i am and will always be this way yes i will do things to imporve myself and will work my hardest to follow my dreams and i will admit i do need help on getting started on them... am i wrong for basically telling my "friend" off??

If I Had My Life To Live Over - By Erma Bombeck
IF I HAD MY LIFE TO LIVE OVER - by Erma Bombeck (Written after she found out she was dying from cancer). I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day. I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the 'good' living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband. I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. I would have sat on the lawn with my grass stains. I wo

The Imaginary Romance...i Offer You...
sheltered from the real world...an escapade... a romance so perfect...all realities...evade... out from your wildest dream...as sweet as a deadly sin... far from ugly realm...sensuality exuding from within... let me lead you...to untreaded land...my love... trust and faith...knowing no harm will come... i'll show you...the art of romance... of sultry nights and amorous dance... bare your soul...and we'll embrace... till eternity...in trance...

**mega Party Sunday, Sept 23rd!! Lots Of Prizes!!**
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Do What You Have To Do...
What ravages of spirit Conjured this temptuous rage Created you a monster Broken by the rules of love And fate has lead you through it You do what you have to do And fate has led you through it You do what you have to do ... And I have the sense to recognize that I don't know how to let you go Every moment marked With apparitions of your soul I'm ever swiftly moving Trying to escape this desire The yearning to be near you I do what I have to do The yearning to be near you I do what I have to do But I have the sense to recognize That I don't know how To let you go I don't know how To let you go A glowing ember Burning hot Burning slow Deep within I'm shaken by the violence Of existing for only you I know I can't be with you I do what I have to do I know I can't be with you I do what I have to do And I have sense to recognize but I don't know how to let you go

Jogging Your Way To Saggy Tits
Millions of women may be jogging their way to sagging breasts as they set off on New Year fitness regimes without suitable bras, research suggests. Some 9.5 million British women could be irreversibly damaging their busts by exercising without a proper sports bra, the Portsmouth University team said. They found breasts moved in a 3D figure of eight and that uncontrolled movement strained fragile tissues and ligaments. The study suggested as a woman runs a mile, her breasts bounced 135m. The report found each breast moved independently of the body by an average of 9cm for every step taken on the treadmill. With the average breast weighing between 200 and 300 grams, this movement puts great stress on the breast's fragile support structure - the outer skin and connective tissues known as Cooper's ligaments. Irreversible breast sag The research team found breast movements resulted in temporary pain and discomfort. But it also led to a more permanent stretching of th

Blah Blah Blah
Feelin like ive been run over and backed over .. im gonna go get some rest and try and kick this damn cold ive got brewing .. in case i dont come on tonite i hope you all have a Great evening .. and ill come by tomorrow and show you all some luv'.. Id blow smooches but i dont wanna get ya'll sick too lol *Distant Hugs* Wen

Friends
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6. When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well. Again, I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall ---- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; " because you are my friend ". Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, But only you can feel the true warmth.

How About Some Great News????
Hi All!!!!! Just a note to inform all of you that Mary came home from the hospital today at 2:00 pm EDT. She mentioned she is tired and her mind is a little fuzzy, but she is otherwise ok. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!!!! They were certainly answered!!! Thank you again! manly

End Domestic Violence
WE HAVE LOST A CLOSE FRIEND HERE ON FUBAR DUE TO DOMESTICS VIOLENCE. THE GOVERMENT NEEDS STEP UP AND HOLD THESE ABUSERSACCOUTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS. R.I.P. RAZOR WE ARE GONNA MISS U!!!!!!!!!! RIP Razor!!! Razor@ fubar ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ EVERYONE THIS IS DJ FATAL ADDICITION...TODAY IS A SAD DAY FOR ME AND ALOT OF US HERE ON FUBARi AM TOTALLY DEVASTED THAT SOMEONE COULD HAVE TAKE SUCH A SWEET GIRLS LIFEsHE WAS TRULY A FRIEND i WILL NEVER FORGETAND MY HEART IS BROKEN TODAYi HAVE A VOID NOW THAT WILL NEVER BE REPLACEDlOOK AT HER PICTURE WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND COULD HAVE DONE THIS TO HER RIP MY SWEET ANGEL AND SLEEP WELLi LOVE U! DJ Fatal Addition...

Hard Off....
I've run out of options. I have no gas in my car. The payments are behind. It's really sad that my life has been ruined for $10,000.00. It would be funny if some wealthy person read my diary and saw how worthy I am and sent me the money via paypal. That would renew my faith in being human. When so many unworthy people like Paris Hilton can spend that much money on shoes when someone like me NEEDS that money to stop themselves from killing themselves. It's really sad. I mean I know I'm not that bad off. I have a house to live in..for now...my mother wants me out......and things like that...but I'm not that far off the edge. It's funny...I'm to well off to get help from someone like Oprah. I'm not tragic enough to have someone help me....but I am by far the most likely to die from my misery. My mother had taken the only link to the outside. I am alone. The only person that talks to me is my best friend. We are alone in the world. He being the doll that he is offered to by some of m

Everything Nsfw
Yeah, you got it...everthing that CAN be marked as NSFW I mark as NSFW. Why? I just dont want to have to deal with censoring myself if I dont have to. If you are scanning for naked pics. Mine are here and there...you will just have to browse the rest of them to see. If you are at work it is best just to stay off my page.- You might miss the NSFW tag and get your ass fired. If your kids are in the room it is best to stay off my page-- You might miss the NSFW tag and your kids may get the education of a lifetime. Otherwise...enter at you own risk and have fun.

The Results...
Well, After my Friends list was totally Cleaned I added back the people who Posted Comments on my Blog and a few others that contacted me in other forms I went from having 308 Friends to have 17 as of the time of this Post (This is only counting people who have accepted the friends request) Some have yet to Accept Should be around 20+ When everyone Accepts the Friends Request So, Thank You all who took the time to contact me to show me who my Real "Online" Friends were, I would rather have 17 Real Friends than 300 who don't give a crap any day.

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Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Why do people keep running over a string a dozen t

First Blood Drawn..
I normally don't write as I am getting ready too do.. I have it on my profile NO FUCKING DRAMA!!! Now I have this friend and we have been talking on and off for a couple months. He is a good guy and we live in the same town.Apparently with things that have been going on in my life he didnot wish to burden me with some things.I wished he had of now but the case still remains he didn't. This has caused a lot of friction. Now this all started because I left a comment on his page in a joking manner of who has all these crushes on you and that I will admit I do as well..(something like that)anyway..Since all of this a lady came to my shoutbox and I talked to this lady and she informed me that he was her man..I was like what..I just shined it on and said basically okay.. Well shit is hitting the fan now..They are leaving comments on my page but I fixed that only friends can now and leaving hate mail to him..Normally I could care less,I think they wanted me to end this friends

Comprehension...
if you have no comprehension skills please, remove yourself from my friends list and from my albums and from my shoutbox or i'll block you. i've had to block three people in the last hour because it's not worth the frustration of explaining things that i've FULLY FUCKING EXPLAINED. If you do not speak english or can't type it... doesn't matter... if you can say do you have yahoo, you should be able to READ "I don't have yahoo." seriously, guys come the fuck on here, this is fucking ridiculous. do you go to a bar and say to a chick "take your clothes off now so i can see you naked" ... no... so stop fucking doing it here. Much love to people worth talking to Sin

Adult Fun
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Take Me Away
this time what I want is you there is no one else who can take your place this time you burn me with your eyes you see past all the lies you take it all away I've seen it all and it's never enough it keeps leaving me needing you take me away take me away I've got nothing left to say just take me away I try to make my way to you but still I feel so lost I don't know what else I can do I've seen it all and it's never enough it keeps leaving me needing you take me away take me away I've got nothing left to say just take me away don't give up on me yet don't forget who I am I know I'm not there yet but don't let me stay here alone this time what I want is you there is no one else who can take your place I've seen enough and it's never enough it keeps leaving me needing you take me away take me away I've got nothing left to say just take me away take me away take me away I've got nothing left to say

Wal Mart
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't." The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice." Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

Bakersfield
im here in bakersfiled trying to start a new life over again so that i could be closer to my girl because that i luv her so much to death that i would do anything for and she know that cause i always used to make the 100 mile trips from hollywood to see her but now that im up here hopefully this time around everything woould turn out allright

People....
Sometimes I feel like everyone in this world is just full of shit. Why do I think that? 'Cause most of us, live in our own lies, and those lies become a part of us. I hate liers, but sometimes we just have lies to protect ourselves. But honestly, from what? What do we need to hide so much that we need to build layers of lies in order to keep a relationship or just a simple friendship? I don't know what I'm talking about..... Nevermind.

The Days Just Make Ya Older
the hours... passing by someone help... my drink is gettin dry ain't got the lungs to blow out all them damn candles.... hell my boobs are too saggy.... fuck i can't even see my damn sandels... the kids call me old.... and see i'm getting grey too weak to protect myself.... fuck.. where'd i put my pepper spray gimme my walker... and rub me down with ben gay... oh what the hell.... tomorrow is MY day... i look younger than my age... so don't be in a rage.... that's right bitch......... i'm only 36 so leave me some love..... and have a nice day.... AKA... bored out of my freakin mind when i wrote this

We Are Change Fundraiser Not Over Yet, $10 Shirts Still Left
The fundraiser is not over yet. We are waiting for the ticket money to come in from the venues. We are overstocked with event shirts. You can help us by donating a minimum of $10.By donating $10 you get a t-shirt.The shirts cost us $3 each, therefore donating a minimum $10 will give the Feal Good Foundation $7. Please help us out we don’t want to be stuck with all these shirts.We guarantee you that NO MONEY will go into any WeAreChange members’ pockets. As of 9/12/07 & All profits donated to WeAreChange.org will go to the Feal Good Foundation. Please help us out.http://www.wearechange.org/2007/09/fundraiser-is-not-over-yet.html

Paint It Golden
Run away from money Quit your job and climb a tree One with hearts instead of leaves Build a sandcastle big enough for us to sleep Paint it golden with the sunrise Chorus: Cause we are Like a wingless bird Crashing down To the helpless earth And if somethin's gonna break it See it all around you Feel it in your body You'll be hiding in the shadows Where love is still alive 'Til all of it is burning Through a field we're walkin Empty as the open sky We escape from all the troubles Found a waterfall and Took a dive to cool our skin Finally we found this feelin' Run away from money Quit your job and climb a tree One with hearts instead of leaves

I Just Love Comments That Say Go Kill Yourself
you know if you dont like what i have on my page then get the hell off stay my page. and for people that think i dont like people im a fucking people hater i dont fucking care what color you are thats just me. now save the comments go kill yourself to yourself its dumb and boring and lame. again i hate people get a fucking life. oh by the way and grow up

Your Magic
You've got magic inside your finger tips its leaking out all over my skin everytime that i get close to you your makin me weak with the way you look through those eyes And all i see is your face all i need is your touch wake me up with your lips come at me from up above yeaaaa, oh i need you I remember the way that you move your dancin easily through my dreams its hittin me harder and harder with all your smiles you are crazy gentle in the way you kiss C: All i see is your face all i need is your touch wake me up with your lips come at me from up above Oh baby i need you to see me, the way i see you lovely, wide awake in Magic Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com the middle of my dreams And all i see is your face all i need is your touch wake me up with your lips come at me from up above All i see is your face all i need is your touch wake me up with your lips come at me from up above yeaaaa, oh oh da da da do do do do do ahhhhhh, i ..... i

I Hate My Parents For What They're Doing To Us.
They've taken away my everything. They've taken away my heart. I won't last six moths without him. I'll die from a broken heart. He was going to take care of me. He was going to take care of our baby. I lost our baby. I may not even be able to have kids from what the doctor said. Eating makes me sick. I have nightmares when I sleep. I can't live without him. They just don't understand. He was my world. He was my everything. He was the only things that kept a smile on my face. I'm completely miserable now. I would give up everything for him. I would give up this whole bullshit life. I hate my parents for what they're doing to us. They're ruining this part of our lives. Age is just a number. The difference will always be the same. We're going to be together anyways. So why keep us apart now? I guess they expect things to change. They expect us to move on somehow. He was going to wait for me at e

Why Couples Don't Have Sex!
Dear Wife, During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be asleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up an

Belonging Everywhere And Nowhere
In between everything that's been happening (working, job and apartment hunting, arguing, etc.) I'm starting to feel like I've become more of a stranger not only to myself but to nearly everyone else I know. I really don't know how to explain it but it's just that I feel like I've evolved so much after standing up to those that deserved it, making better choices and overall just trying to be a decent person. At the same time though I've been struggling with some of the problems that I'm dealing with that I haven't exactly been able to conquer on my own. I've tried to talk to people that I see about this but some of them either they feel helpless or they simply have no idea what to do or say. On the other hand the few people, and I do mean few, that can actually understand and actually try to talk to me about it live nowhere near me. It's nice to be able to talk to people but it would do me more good if I could look at them face to face sometimes. I just feel like I'm stuck on the othe

Help Our Sister Pleaseeeeee
SHE ONLY HAS ONE MORE DAY FOR YOU TO COMMENT ON HER HELP HER PLEASE, YOU ALL KNOW SHE SHOWS MUCH LOVE AND MAKES ALL KINDS OF THINGS FOR US SO CLICK ON PIC AND LETS CHIP IN AND HELP HER OUT THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!

Sea, Sun & Sex
I'm swimming in the sea, enjoying the cool water against my sun warmed skin. It feels glorious, and I feel as if I am one with nature. The sea never fails to turn me on with its beauty and power; my nipples are hard as rocks under my bikini top, and there's that special tingle between my thighs. At first I try to fight it, but the urge is too strong. I really want to play and get off despite the presence of others in the water and on the nearby beach. I need to come. I feel something brush my leg under the water and I jump. I look down and see his face, and my heartbeat goes into double time. He emerges from below the surface, his eyes bright with mischief. He smiles at me, and I grab him and kiss him. I want him so badly. He is so sexy without even trying, and that only increases his appeal. When our lips part, my breath is ragged. "I need you." He pulls me closer, and I can feel his hard cock rub against me under the water. So hard and thick. His cock is delicious; I

Met Someone
WHEN ICAME BACK HERE I DID SEE SOMEONE I KNEW FOM ANOTHER site...basically she was from Cybersocieties and she is an angel, she lives in NY..and well she is simply put a doll, i love her dearly and shes my sweetest friend. There is someone i else i met here that lives here in Tacoma, she is a sweetheart too, she has stolen my heart, course i do wear my heart on my sleeve lot and fall for the first great looking gal anyplace, and of course it ends up "just wanna be friends" type deal...she hasnt said as much but thats what i usually get, hell, bein alone isnt much fun, and they are younger than me but fractals...lol, evemn some of the younger ones show sdome decent respect for us oldeer guys. dilemma? yes i love this gal...shes a sweet lady...id just love to take her to a sinner someplace and talk and get to know her....but....

Morning Glory
Some days I don't know who wakes up first, him or me, by him I mean Little Ted. Some mornings he lies in and I don't see sight nor sound of him till late on in the day, but some mornings I wake up and he's already bolt upright and ready and raring to go. This morning is one of those mornings. I stumble into my boxers and walk downstairs and into the kitchen, I start to brew a pot of tea and put some bread under the grill, if I act and behave like its just another day maybe little Ted will go back to sleep. As I sit awkwardly eating my toast I realise he's not going to going to, no, not for love nor money. He is here to stay today! He needs taking care of, then I can get on with my day. I walk into the study and switch on the computer, I give in. I connect to the Internet and open my favourites, directing my cursor to one of my favourite erotic literature sites. If that doesn’t satisfy Little Ted nothing will. Perusing the list of titles I see one that takes my fancy, Little

Selling Avon
Since i'm a stay at home mom i'm going to be trying to sell Avon to make ends meet. Since i can sell to folks online & have it shipped to them I'm looking for customers.. www.youravon.com/dgordon. I hope everyone checks it out ty

Spank!
I had a dream last night, I know not the most original of first lines but stick with me: I promise it gets better. I was walking down a long corridor with a lush red carpet and orange toned walls; people were milling all around me, entering doors or just walking like me. It was a while before I started noticing the signs on the doors I was walking past. WATERSPORTS HORSE RIDING FOOD They all seemed quite innocent at first, then the signs started to become more blatant BONDAGE ANAL RAPE I watched people as they marched confidently into these rooms until I came upon one that made me look twice. SPANKING I felt undeniably drawn to this room, as if there was a force pulling me on. I walked forward and opened the door quietly and slowly, my heart thumping and my nipples hard with excitement and curiosity. As I walked in I could see nothing ahead of me, the room was quite dark and I couldn't hear anything, my heart started to beat harder as I felt more

Pleasure
Pleasure Then a hermit, who visited the city once a year, came forth and said, "Speak to us of Pleasure." And he answered, saying: Pleasure is a freedom song, But it is not freedom. It is the blossoming of your desires, But it is not their fruit. It is a depth calling unto a height, But it is not the deep nor the high. It is the caged taking wing, But it is not space encompassed. Ay, in very truth, pleasure is a freedom-song. And I fain would have you sing it with fullness of heart; yet I would not have you lose your hearts in the singing. Some of your youth seek pleasure as if it were all, and they are judged and rebuked. I would not judge nor rebuke them. I would have them seek. For they shall find pleasure, but not her alone: Seven are her sisters, and the least of them is more beautiful than pleasure. Have you not heard of the man who was digging in the earth for roots and found a treasure? And some of your elders remember pleas

Bunch Of Food For Thoughts....
Passed on to me by a friend.... GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER 1. Sag, You're It. 2. Hide and Go Pee. 3. 20 Questions Shouted Into Your Good Ear. 4. Kick the Bucket. 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over 6. Musical Recliners 7. Simon Says Something Incoherent 8. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy SIGNS OF MENOPAUSE 1. You sell your home heating system at a yard sale. 2. You have to write post-it-notes with your kids' names on them. 3. You change your underwear after a sneeze. OLD IS WHEN: 1. Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face. 2. You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along. 3. Getting a little action means I don't need fiber today. 4. Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. 5. An

If We Had Sex
If we Had Sex Game... Now don't be scared.... you never know who really wants to do you! Here are the rules to the game.. REPLY SO ONLY I SEE IT AND REPOST SO OTHERS CAN FILL OUT! 1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you pull my hair? 3. Would you whisper in my ear? 4. Would you talk dirty to me? 5. Would you kiss me with a little tongue or a lot of tongue? 6. Would you say my name? 7. Would you go down on me? 8. Would you let me give you a hickie? 9. How many rounds would we go? 10. What would you wanna do afterwards? 11. Would you take off all your clothes then take mine off slowly? 12. Would you lick and bite me all over? 13. Would you like to play or get straight to the point?14. Would you want me to take my time? 15.How freaky are you, 1 - 10? 16. Would you want fast or slow? 17. Where would you wanna "do it"? 18. Would you be loud or quiet? 19. Would you want me to be loud or quiet? 20. Would you mind if i liked you? 21

The Taste Of Mint, The Taste Of You
Mmm, the condom. An invention that can be traced back thousands of years. Such a tiny, yet revolutionary item that was made from materials ranging from linen to lambskin before finally moving on to rubber. But I'm not thinking of any of that yet as I push you down onto my black leather sofa, kissing you hungrily. I want to devour you. My love, I've wanted you for so long. I take a very small moment and admire the pretty picture you make. Your golden brown eyes flashing with desire in the dim light, your red hair spread out below you, creating a striking foil against the black. The fiery locks call out to me; you make me burn. I clench my thighs together as the wet heat between them intensifies. I continue to stare at you, wondering how you managed to get under my skin so quickly. Amazed that in the two months we've been seeing each other, you worked yourself so completely into my thoughts, my heart. Making me toss and turn at night as I imagined your hands, lips and tongue care

Tell Me If You Dare
NAME:_____________________ ADDRESS:____________________ AGE:__________ PHONE:______________ SSN:_______________ COLOR OF HAIR:________ REAL?:___________ COLOR OF EYES:______________ DENTURES?_____ WEIGHT:__________ HEIGHT:_______ WAIST SIZE:______ CHEST SIZE or BRA SIZE:________ MARIRAL STATUS: MARRIED________ SINGLE___ DIVORCED___ OTHER_________ ARE BREAST REAL?________ DO YOU LIKE THEM: SUCKED______ CHEWED______ KISSED_______ CARRESSED_______ SQUEEZED_______ NONE OF THE ABOVE______ OTHER_____ CAN YOU STAY OUT LATE?____ HOW LATE?____ ALL NIGHT?_____ SEVERAL DAYS?_____ DO YOU LIKE TO BE SCREWED?_____ HOW OFTEN?_____ DO YOU LIKE ORAL SEX?__________ COCK SIZE - PUSSY SIZE(DONT LIE): SMALL_______ MEDIUM______ LARGE_____ EXTRA LARGE___________ WHILE SCREWING: DO YOU FAINT______ FART_____ CRY_____ MOAN_____ HUM_____ WHISTLE______ SCREAM_______ YODEL_____ SCRATCH________ SPEAK IN TONGUES_________ JUST LAY THERE_______ GO TO SLEEP_________ALL OF THE ABOVE__

Let's Help Her Win
http://fubar.com/user/206366 JUST CLICK ON HER PIC IT WILL TAKE YOU WHERE YOU NEED TO GO.SHE NEEDS ALL THE COMMENTS WE CAN GIVE HER SO BE READY TO BOMB THE HECK OUT OF HER. SHE IS IN A CONTEST AND COULD REALLY REALLY USE EVERYONES HELP SHE IS WAY BEHIND. SHE IS A SWEET PERSON WHO DESERVES SOMETHING NICE IN LIFE. LET'S HELP HER GET TIS SHE REALLY REALLY WANTS TO WIN!!!!!PLEASE AND THANK YOU!!!!!!!

What Are True Friend's?
What are true friends and how do you know if you really have any? Are they the ones that are there for you through good and bad, thick and thin? Or are they the ones that are just there? Are they the ones that tell you things that are going on in life? Or the ones that hide them and not say anything? Are they the ones that will do anything for you? Or are they the ones that will do anything when the time is right for them? Are they the ones that will talk to you all night long when something goes wrong? Or are they the ones thay will run and hide? What is a true friend and how do you know if you have any?

Sad Today
LAST NIGHT I LEARNED OF MY BROTHER FRIEND MARK WHO HAS BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL SINCE MONDAY WELL IT TURNED OUT HE HAD PASSED AWAY AND THEY ARE NOT TO SURE WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM HE WAS IN A COMA FOR A WHILE BUT THEY DID FLY HIM TO WINNIPEG AND THEN FROM THERE TO VANCOUVAR BC IM NOT TO SURE WHAT HAPPENED BUT I HAVE KNOWN HIM FOR A WHILE ONLY THREW MY BROTHER DARREN IT MAKES YOU STOP AND THINK HOW LIFE IS SO SHORT AND PRECIOUS BEFORE YOU GO TO BED TONIGHT TELL THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE JUST HOW MUCH THEY CARE THANK YOU THERESA

September 13th Of 2007
September 13th of 2007 How fitting is it on the day which I would consider to be good luck to me, the worst that could ever happen to me has happened. And it is no ones fault but mine. I am a jealous man. That I admit. I am also a complete fucking idiot. Right when I think that I have the world at my finger tips, I move my hand. I insulted the one woman that I have ever truly loved and I will regret it for the rest of my days. I can only hope that she forgives me. If this is you reading this, I am extremely sorry for what I did. I got over zealous and went way overboard. Please forgive me. I don't know what I will do without you. Signed, Keith Allen Boaz

Hog Wild Ride
Sandy stormed down the hallway in her pajamas, coffee in hand. “Up and at ‘em! NOW!” she shouted into each bedroom. Stark, Johnson, and Roush’s newest attorney wanted no more delays on her first day of work after being a stay-at-home mom for almost ten years. She’d started submitting resumes the very same afternoon she registered her youngest for kindergarten. Any apprehension about the hiatus was decisively laid to rest with four job offers inside a week. Still, starting over as an entry-level attorney and competing with a fresh crop of young go-getters would be no easy feat. Adding to the bustle, Sandy overslept. She’d lain awake the night before, going over and over the tight morning routine in her mind. In spite of her preparations, the kids missed their school bus. She’d have to drive them to school—nearly fifteen miles out of her way in heavy traffic. Sandy hurriedly donned the clothes selected the night before: a just-above-the-knee skirt with fitted jacket, silk blo

Hey Im Having Probs With My Car Somone Help Me!!!
Hey i am having problems with my 90 honda civic it is turning over but it wont start I am thinking it might have somthing to do with the battery dying right before the problems started (we had to jumpstart it) then the probs started the next time we tried to start it. but after we got it up and running (by letting it sit over night) it was good again but then my hubby unhooked the battery to hook up a cd player and it started doing it again. If any of you have any advice hit me up in my shout out box and let me know because i got to be able to get back and fourth to work so pppplllllzzzzz help me!!!!

Mmf Me The Wife And Her Boss
.......Knowing that my wife was having threesomes and more with guys before we met I knew I would be in for a life of good sexual adventures.She dresses in sexy clothes that men wish their lady would have the guts to wear and I managed to come to be as willing as she would when it came to her ways.........hear is our latest and wildest........... I knew that my wife fancied her boss John and over a year I had enjoyed his company at social events through their work or just partying..so one night I put things together........To my enjoyment all went well and we fucked all night ..till morning.....to see her sucking his cock is so horny and we have continued our romps usually once each weekend since....Wanna hear more?

Thoughts On Love
Does anyone know if REAL love exists? Or is it always onesided? Does anyone ever make a committment and mean it? At this point in my life, I am believing that I wasn't meant to know love. I loved this man and thought we would work through anything and something just snapped and he no longer wanted anything to do with me. Another woman? Not sure. Would hope not. Isn't something that I would think he would do. I have moments where I just don't believe I was meant to be loved (except by God). There seems to be a curse on me. How can you love someone so much and mean so little to them? How can people just walk away without a care? Well, I will no longer search or hope for THAT kind of love again. I will learn to be happy with the love of my kids. My head hurts. Too much running through it. Time for a break...a nap...quiet time....something. more later....

Double The Pleasure
From upstairs, I hear the front door creak open then bang shut. My husband must be home. Excitedly I jump out of bed and stick my head around the bedroom door. "Kev, come up here a minute would you love?" I shout down over the banister, catching the faint smell of my husbands musky aftershave combined with the smell of a fresh summers day. I hear his footfall upon the first stair and hasten back into the bedroom, closing the door behind me. Leaping back onto the bed I rearrange myself for the maximum visual impact. I sit holding my breath in anticipation, my heart pounding and every nerve in me tingling with excitement. Suddenly the door opens and in strides my husband, I see he's about to say something when his jaw goes slack, his eyes widen and he stops, dead in his tracks. "Happy Birthday Kev!" I shout as he walks in through the door, "This is your special birthday treat. I arranged it all for you.” Kev continues to stare at me on the bed, and his eyes dart to my

About My Stalker
ok i have this person harssing my family ok and some of my friends. it happens on yahoo 360 im really hateing that. now i found out the other day she now has a myspace. man myspace and here is the only freedom that i have from her. now i dont go on myspace anymore because of that. that just upsets me really bad. she says that my mother in law was never in the service i know in fact she was. well found out she can go to jail just for saying that lie. god that would so cool.

Got To Keep On Moving..should B The Theme Song 4 Some1 I Know..lol
Last night I had the strangest dream, I sailed away to China in a little rowboat to find you And you said you had to get your laundry cleaned Didn't want no one to hold you, what does that mean? And you said Ain't nothing gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down Oh no, I've got to keep on moving Ain't nothing gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch ground Oh no, I've got to keep on moving You're on the road and now you pray you'll last The road behind you was rocky But now you're feeling cocky You look at me and you'll see your past Is that the reason you're running so fast? And she said Ain't nothing gonna break my stride Nobody's gonna slow me down Oh no, I've got to keep on moving Ain't nothing gonna break my stride I'm running and I won't touch ground Oh no, I've got to keep on moving Never let another girl like you, whip me over Never let another girl like you, drag me under If I meet another girl like you, I will tell her Nev

My Master
My Master Once in a lifetime you find your true soulmate, the one who rocks you to your ultimate core and knows your every thought and your every want and need. But then, the feeling of something that is a primal need, come up, and then your left with an emptiness. A whole that your not quite sure what it is, or what is supposed to be there. I have felt this whole for quite some time now. Although I love my husband with all my heart, and I would never trade him for the world, I have needed something more. Something that rocks my very core of being. Something that can open me up and swallow me whole. Something that demands something of my soul, and won't just let it go...it won't just let me rest...but will grab on and take me for the grandest and wildest ride of my entire life. I have found this something...it turns out "it" is a someone. This someone has only been in my life for a few weeks, and he found me here on myspace through a friends page. And although I never talk wi

Enchanted Forest
The sun slowly rose over the horizon as the men entered the forest, their confident strides taking them deeper into the trees until they could no longer see the world they'd left behind. As they walked, the men observed the lush green of their surroundings and realized that besides the contents of the heavy backpacks they carried, there were no signs of civilization. No car horns to break the peaceful silence, no telephone poles to ruin the awe-inspiring view of the sunrise over the trees, not even a signal for their cell phones. They were alone in nature, and they were content. The feeling didn't last. The men were lumberjacks, assigned to clear a large section of trees near the river by the day's end. They paused for a moment to take a deep breath of the fresh air, the smell of wood and earth enticing them, calling to them. Their leader released a quiet sigh as they looked around at the delicate, tranquil beauty of the trees, knowing that they were meant to destroy them.

Application
Girlfriend Application General Name: Age: Location: Are you employed? [ ] Yes [ ] No Employer: Education Highest Grade Completed: Are you currently enrolled in school? [ ] Yes [ ] No If yes, what is your course of study? Transportation Do you have a reliable form of transportation? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you own your own car? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you have a license? [ ] Yes [ ] No Family Do you speak with a majority of your family? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you sacrifice anything for your family? [ ] Yes [ ] No How often does your family ask you to sacrifice for them? [ ] Never [ ] Sometimes [ ] Often [ ] Weekly History Are you currently in a relationship? [ ] Yes [ ] No Have a majority of your relationships been abusive? [ ] Yes [ ] No Do you speak with any of your ex-boyfriends? [ ] Yes [ ] No If yes, are you “good friends?” [ ] Yes [ ] No How often do you go to the doctor? [ ] Never [ ] Sometime

Touch Me, Baby
I was lying face down on the bed, exhausted and aching from head to toe as a result of the long days of preparation that I put into our New Year's party. Other than the gathering at Caleb's parents' house on Christmas Day, it was the first major event that we celebrated as a couple. For that reason, I wanted everything to be perfect. We invited some of Caleb's friends from the fire station as well as some of my colleagues from the office for drinks and to watch the ball drop on television. Everything went well, but soon after midnight I began to feel the strain and had to retreat to the bedroom to toss back a couple of aspirin and rest my weary bones. I heard the swish of coats being fastened and keys jingling in the other room as Caleb said goodbye to our guests. "Thanks for coming over, guys. Yeah, Vivian will be fine. I'll make sure of that. See you on Monday. Drive carefully." The evening was finally over. I breathed a sigh of relief that quickly turned into a groan

Blah
blah why are men so predictable, sheesh . I met a guy on here, from around where i live.. and he did the same fucken thing , that they all do.. I hanged with him one night and all of a sudden he don't talk to me anymore.. we didn't do anything but watch a couple movies, I guess I might have scared him off.. but it still hurts to be ignored and like nothing is wrong when they can fucken tell a girl what is up.. sheesh.. I liked to told then lied too, and told instead of ignored.. it's my conclusion that all guys are only after one thing.. none of them are out there for love.. my babys daddy cheated on me , then I left him, but it still hurts even though I left him.. now I get hurt again.. wtf is that shit.. I'm about to give up seriously.. not worth getting hurt, specially when I have my daughter to worry about..

Finally Found Someone Lyrics
I finally found someone who knocks me off my feet I finally found the one who makes me feel complete It started over coffee; we started out as friends It's funny how from simple things the best things begin. This time it's different; it's all because of you It's better than it's ever been cause we can talk it through My favorite line was "Can I call you sometime?" It's all you had to say to take my breath away. This is it! Oh, I finally found someone Someone to share my life I finally found the one to be with every night. 'Cause whatever I do, it's just got to be you My life has just begun I finally found someone. Did I keep you waiting? (I didn't mind) I apologize, (Baby, that's fine) I would wait forever just to know you were mine. You know I love your hair, (Are you sure it looks right?) I love what you wear, (Isn't it too tight?) You're exceptional, I can't wait for the rest of my life. Oh, this is it! Oh, I finally found someone Someone

An Erotic Bouquet
Valentine's is by far the busiest time of year at her modest flower shop; in the days leading up to the big event of love, hundreds of men and women passed through her doors to purchase the perfect selections of flowers and plants for their loved ones. She usually played the part of the helpful salesperson, smiling and offering her advice to help customers find what they were looking for; but she always felt hollow and restless inside, aching for something wicked that lay just beyond her reach. Then he walked into her shop one cold Valentine's night, and immediately took her breath away. Smiling, he strode towards the counter where she stood, his tawny eyes shining in the light. By the time he reached her and opened his mouth to speak, she knew that she had to have him. His voice flowed like warm honey as his eyes, bright with recognition, locked with hers. “Excuse me, Miss. I'm looking for a nice, romantic bouquet of flowers for someone special. Could you help me out

Explain Ing The Real Me !
I'M 5'0 TALL GREEN EYES I'M A 38C ( SO I DON'T GET ASKED ANYMORE) BLONDE HAIR DOWN TO MY REAR I'M OVER WEIGHT OF 40 LBS I HAVE NO BOTTOM TEETH BECAUSE OF A MAN SCAR'S FROM SURGERIES & BEATINGS I'M A KIND PERSON TO KIND I HAVE BEEN TOLD. WHEN I LOVE I LOVE COMPLETELY & TOTALLY. I AM A BIG BELIEVER IN SPOILIMG YOUR MAN. DO WHAT YOU CAN TO MAKE HIM HAPPY IF HE KNOW'S HE IS TRUELY LOVED HE WILL SPOIL YOU & TREAT YOU RIGHT. TRUST & HONESTY ARE A BIG MUST IN A RELATIONSHIP WITHOUT THEM YOUR RELATIONSHIP WILL NOT LAST. TRUTH IS ALL I HAVE EVER ASKED FROM EVERYONE I WOULD RATHER LEARN THE TRUTH FROM YOU NOT ON MY OWN. BECAUSE I WILL & WHEN I DO ITS DONE ITS OVER FOR GOOD. SO NOW KNOWING ALL THIS DO YOU STILL LIKE ME ????

Yay!
I got my new (old) car yesterday! Now to get on top of all the junk that comes with...title, tags...etc..blah blah blah. I miss my other car..but..someone stupid fucked it all up and I had to get a car that was 5 years older! I won't complain though. It's mine and its paid for and it has some awesome perks. Here she is....

Common Courtesy
Why is it that I view people's profiles, rate them, rate their pics, send them requests.. and all they can do is accept my request without showing the common courtesy of rating my profile and pics? Is it too much trouble? If you can't rate my profile or pics, don't waste your time accepting my request.

Rip
Today my best friend since I moved here died today. She was the greatest and most talented person I knew. She did numerous of my tattoos and was there for me in my toughest times. She found out the weekend after easter she had stage 4 lung cancer and all of us were crushed. She is leaving behind more friends then she will ever know a great husband and son. I love you Joy you will be in my heart forever, you mean more to me then you will ever know... at least I know you will be my son's gaurdian angel!

♥ Yay For Me ♥
hello all you wonderful people it is lost in the dark just droping by my fubar to tell youall i have made it here and i am LOVING it me and my fiance are have the best time in the world together and her foks are great people they are helping me with everything i need help with that my ma and step dad would not and they even are giving me a car to drive when i can drive it ( it needs hella work ) that is all i have to say thought i would stop in and give you an up date hope everybody is doing well i will be here for a bit longer if you need to talk to me hit my sb if i am not here leave me a c-mail thanks all ~Lost In The Dark ~

Man Getting Baby Off The Bottle Is Hard
ok i have a 19 month old son who im trying to get off the bottle its really hard because he is crying all the time. and my mom is yelling at me to get him potty train thats hard too. all he wants to do is stand up like daddy but he cant do that just yet.

Published!!!!!
Finally!!!! I get to say my book is really really being published!!!! Of course it's my third book , but hey better late than never! So.. be on the look out for Precognitive Casualty in the next couple few months. (I'll keep ya posted on the actual release date) It is being published by Publish America and should be in all major bookstores.. (Barnes & Nobel, Borders, etc..) *does a happy dance* Finally I have good news holy shit. Now I must go faint, or pee myself .. or cry maybe all 3 :P haha

Fillet Of Sole- French Style
Delicately flavored sole cooked in white wine and cream makes a classic fish dish for two. Ingredients 2 - 8 oz. sole fillets 1 pinch salt and pepper to taste 1 green onion, sliced (include some green tops) 1/2 medium lemon, thinly sliced 1/3 C. dry white wine Water 2 Tbs. butter or margarine 1/4 lb. mushrooms, sliced 2 tsp. all-purpose flour 1 large egg yolk 2 Tbs. whipping cream 2 parsley sprigs to garnish 2 lemon wedges to garnish Directions Sprinkle sole lightly with salt and pepper. Fold fillets crosswise and place in a greased 8-inch-square baking pan. Top with onion and lemon slices; pour wine over all. Cover and bake in a 400 F. oven for 15 to 20 minutes or until fish flakes easily when prodded in thickest portion with a fork. Remove from oven; discard lemon slices. Drain pan liquid into a measuring C.; add water, if necessary, to make 1/2 C. Keep sole warm. Melt butter in a small pan over medium-high heat; add mushrooms and cook until lightly browned. Stir i

Horoscope Pt 1
You are on the verge of a major change, but it won't begin until you go out of your way to try something new. Look around and figure out what seems most interesting or exciting to you, then do it! this scares me cause i feel a change coming but i dunno what it is

Steak Au Poivre
This sautéed steak dish gets topped with a heavenly brandy-cream sauce. Ingredients 2 Tbs. colorful peppercorn mixture 1 tsp. coriander seeds 2 steaks about 1" thick 1 Tbs. butter 1 Tbs. vegetable or olive oil 1/4 C. whipping cream 1/4 C. brandy Directions Coarsely crush the peppercorns and coriander seeds using a mortar and pestle (see notes). Pat steaks dry and coat both sides with peppercorn mixture; press the mixture into the surface of the steaks. In a 10" heavy skillet heat the butter and oil over moderate heat until hot but not smoking and cook steaks 4 minutes on each side for medium-rare. Season steaks with salt and transfer to heated plate; tent with foil. Pour off excess fat from skillet and add cream and brandy. Boil mixture, scraping up browned bits, until sauce thickens enough to coat back of spoon, about 1-2 minutes. Season lightly with salt. Spoon sauce over steaks. Serve. Notes: If you don't have a mortar and pestle, you can use a ziplock baggie and

Fuck Off Broken_hearted420!
Listen you stupid fucking bitch ass cunt. I have sexy fatasses picture on my photo list and thats EXACTLY where it is STAYING. If you dont fucking like it, KISS MY ASS SKANKY BITCH ASS HOE! I blocked your sorry pshyco insecure dumb bitch -ass. So now you cant harass me. If you are fucking jealous and insecure that I am BETTER than you, thats your stupid problem. Oh and by the way you stupid bitch, I am NOT a loser like you. Are you going to college?? HELL NO. I AM BITCH. And I have gotten nothing but A's on the math homework I have done at the college I go to. Obviously you are so fucking protective of sexy fatass beast (aka Andrew) that you must be insecure. TRUST ME.....IF i REALLy wanted him, I would have taken him away from you already, or would already be in the process of taking him away from your sorry slutty ass. Delete me off of your damn yahoo messenger if you still fucking have me on there and selete all my info. If you are gonna act like a stupid fucking pshyco over me hav

Artichoke, Mushroom & Parma Ham Tart
Artichoke, mushrooms and ham are delicious together in this delicoius tart. Ingredients 1 3/4 C. sifted all-purpose flour 2 oz grated Parmesan cheese 2/3 C. butter, diced 1 egg, beaten 1 Tbs. olive oil 8 ozs. fresh mushrooms, sliced 3 ozs. Parma ham 1 (4-oz.) can artichoke hearts, drained 7/8 C. crème fraiche 4 eggs 1 tsp. chopped flat-leaf parsley 1/3 C. milk salt to taste ground black pepper to taste Directions Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Place flour, parmesan cheese, butter, and a pinch of salt in food processor. Process briefly. Add the egg and 1 tablespoon oil through feeder tube, adding extra oil if necessary; you should be able to bring the dough together in your hands. Wrap in plastic, and chill for 1 hour. Roll out to fit a 9-inch quiche pan with a loose bottom. Prick all over. Chill for at least 2 hours, preferably overnight. Line pastry with foil, and cover bottom with uncooked beans to weight it. Bake for 15 minutes. Remove foil and beans, and cook for

You Learn ~ Author Unknown
After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul and you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't always mean security. And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises and you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes ahead with the grace of woman, not the grief of a child and you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground is too uncertain for plans and futures have a way of falling down in mid-flight. After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much so you plant your own garden and decorate your own soul instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers. And you learn that you really can endure you really are strong you really do have worth and you learn and you learn with every goodbye, you learn...

This Pretty Much Sums It Up
I believe - That we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I believe - That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I believe - That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love. I believe - That you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I believe - That it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I believe - That you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I believe - That you can keep going long after you think you can't. I believe - That we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I believe - That either you control your attitude or it controls you. I believe - That regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better b

French Cafe Summer Salad
This hearty salad combines white kidney beans, potatoes, and all kinds of peppers and onions. Ingredients 14 medium red potatoes 1/4 C. olive oil 2 cloves garlic, crushed 2 Tbs. Dijon mustard 2 C. shredded red cabbage 1 (11 oz.) can whole kernel corn, drained 1 large red onion, diced 1 red bell pepper, diced 1 green bell pepper, diced 1 yellow bell pepper, diced 1 cucumber, diced 1 (15.5 oz.) can white kidney or cannelini beans, rinsed and drained (optional) 1/2 C. grated Romano cheese salt and ground black pepper to taste Directions Place the potatoes in a large pot with enough lightly salted water to cover. Bring to a boil over medium-high heat, and cook until tender, but still firm. It will take about 20 minutes. Drain, cool and cut into bite-size pieces. In a large salad bowl, whisk together the olive oil, garlic, and Dijon mustard. Add the cabbage, corn, red onion, red pepper, green pepper, yellow pepper, and cucumber. Add kidney beans, if desired. Mix in the

Wjat To Say To Corny Pick Up Lines...lol
**Ladies if you get these lame lines here is what you can say back to them** Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Awww Shoot....
sometimes i just sits and thinks..and sometimes i just sits...today..i am just sittin..but beware...those of you that know me understand this one...i'll be sittin and thinkin one day and oh mercy....what will come out then...hehehehe...ya'll have an outstanding one...

Low-fat Coq Au Vin
This is a French chicken dish cooked with vegetables, herbs and burgundy wine that is absolutely marvelous. Serve with hot cooked noodles, crusty French bread and a green salad, if desired. Ingredients 4 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 2 C. small whole fresh mushrooms 1 C. thinly sliced carrots 1 C. Burgundy wine 16 pearl onions, peeled 1 Tbs. bacon bits 1 Tbs. chopped fresh parsley 2 cloves garlic, minced 3/4 tsp. dried marjoram, crushed 3/4 tsp. dried thyme, crushed 1/2 tsp. chicken bouillon granules 1/8 tsp. ground black pepper 1 bay leaf 1 1/2 C. cold water 1/8 C. all-purpose flour Directions Spray a large non-stick skillet with cooking spray. Sauté chicken over medium heat for about 15 minutes, or until lightly browned on both sides. Add the mushrooms, carrot, wine, onions, bacon bits, parsley, garlic, marjoram, thyme, bouillon, pepper and bay leaf. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to low; cover and simmer for 25 minutes, or until chicken is cooked

10 Booty Call Commandments
I. Thou shalt get out before the sun rises II. Thou shouldest never ask "can we see each other from now on?" III. Thou shalt refrain from referring to our activities as "love making." IV. Thou shalt not request advanced plans. V. Thou shalt kiss anything except my mouth. VI. Thou shalt scream my name often VII. If someone cometh over whilst thou art here, thou art my cousin from out of town. VIII. Thou shalt not ask me to walk thee to thy car. Don't thou knoweth what it looketh like? IX. There shall be no "pillow talk." X. There shall be no cuddling -- ever!

Types Of Dicks
MISERABLE DICK- When the guy is extremely handsome. He says the right things and does the right things. When it comes to sex, he is lacking in this department. He sucks your tits too hard, kisses your mouth too long, stays around your neck forever, fingers you like a GYN Doctor, licks your pussy like he's in a track meet and has a very small dick. You try to give him some head, only to find that you are actually sucking a pacifier. This is so miserable. You think, "how can a guy so fine, so polite be so weak" To top everything off ladies, how about just when in your mind you're going to try to get the best out of this, even if you have to make yourself cum, and he beats you to the punch. DAMN! TOLERABLE DICK- This is funny dick. He eats major pussy. He eats it so good, your knees feel a little weak. It was good enough to make you shed a tear. Then he puts his dick in, just for you to realize that you cannot really feel it!! His stroke is UN-timely and non-rhythmic. You work with it by

A Classic French-style Omelet
Wolfgang Puck It all goes so quickly that you can easily make the omelets one at a time, as they should be. Each time, you'll come closer to mastering the technique. But don't worry if you make a mistake: It will still taste delicious. And besides, you won't have a famous chef waiting to judge your work. Ingredients 2 or 3 large eggs 1/8 tsp. Kosher salt Freshly ground black pepper 1 Tbs. extra-virgin olive oil, if using an omelet pan without a nonstick coating 1 Tbs. unsalted butter Directions Heat an 8- or 10-inch omelet pan, preferably nonstick, over medium-high heat. While the pan is heating, break the eggs into a mixing bowl. Add the salt and a pinch of pepper. With a wire whisk, briskly beat the eggs until frothy. Carefully hold your palm about 1 inch above the cooking surface of the pan. If you can feel the heat from the pan, it is ready for cooking. If using a pan without a nonstick coating, add the olive oil. Once the oil is hot enough to swirl easily, careful

So Far So Good
well my life so far has been alright for the last week or so, and i am loving every minute of it. no problems no nothing its been really great! so keep up the rating and the commenting plz and like i said i will try to return the favor as much as i can well hope you all have a good day and a wonderful evening Brian

A Poem I Like
Jabberwocky by Lewis Carroll 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, And the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand; Long time the manxome foe he sought-- So rested he by the Tumtum tree, And stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling through the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head He went galumphing back. "And hast thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!" He chortled in his joy. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre and g

My Merlin Is Back!
He's back and I'm happy but I still hate speeders who race down little side streets...use the fucking highway...morons... ************** The idiot twit from downstairs seems to think that my missing cat was run over "a while ago". He's only been missing for 4 days now, and I hope like hell she's not right. But if she is I'm going to start pitching fucking bricks trough the windows of *any* speeding drivers on this tiny one way side street. I hate idiots who can't control their cars. Its not like its hard to avoid a cat, I've done it tons of times.

My Imigination Runs And Yes I Dream Of Love Though I Only Love My Lord
I can dream write poems and such But my life belongs to my Lord > poems be within my soul seem to sooth me as I type . gives mne a sence of being to stay tuned to my world a way to express myself .how am I doing, or how i might feel .. ?? hugs diana

The Fundraiser Is Not Over Yet.
www.wearechange.org The fundraiser is not over yet. We are waiting for the ticket money to come in from the venues. We are overstocked with event shirts. You can help us by donating a minimum of $10. By donating $10 you get a t-shirt. The shirts cost us $3 each, therefore donating a minimum $10 will give the Feal Good Foundation $7. Please help us out we don’t want to be stuck with all these shirts. We guarantee you that NO MONEY will go into any WeAreChange members’ pockets. As of 9/12/07 All profits donated to WeAreChange.org will go to the Feal Good Foundation. Please help us out. We Made History If anyone has footage from the past 5 day event and is willing to donate it, please email Luke at revolutionchl@yahoo.com

The Bikers Creed
THE BIKER'S CREED I ride because it is fun. I ride because I enjoy the freedom I feel from being exposed to the elements, and the vulnerability to the danger that is intrinsic to riding. I do not ride because it is fashionable to do so. I ride my machine, not wear it. My machine is not a symbol of status. It exists simply for me, and me alone. My machine is not a toy. It is an extension of my being, and I will treat it accordingly, with the same respect as I have for myself. I strive to understand the inner-workings of my machine, from the most basic to the most complex. I will learn everything I can about my machine, so that I am reliant upon no one but myself for its health and well being. I strive to constantly better my skill of control over my machine. I will learn its limits, and use my skill to become one with my machine so that we may keep each other alive. I am the master, it is the servant. Working together in harmony, we will become an inv

Career Suicide
Vindiction bleeds you From every pore Until hope runs out Until my feet leave the floor The first trace of that too familiar feeling Smiles and daggers Hearts are bleeding Don't say no I'll soon know Convictions see you through Are you all you know? Your faded costume is wearing thin Was there no comfort in you own skin? You always were a slow learning inside your ugly living lies Tell yourself that Next time you cry Don't go Don't go Don't do it

Nothing To Do With The Last Blog.
I have come to the conclusion that I'm spending WAY too much time here, and on community sites in general. I need to focus my time in more productive directions. I found what I really wanted here and she can contact me several other ways.

Real Love My Version Of It ; ; Poem By Diana
Love be a feeling of foreverness . Attraction to some one that you always miss. you seem to jump right out of your skin , everytime when that person is near . The phone rings and you know it,s them . Excitement goes thru you when you see them online or When you know you have a sence of longing at night. They do little things to suprize you alot and your not expecting anything at all. Is this love and should We be aware , that little things mean so , but , is this love or just a way to lead to, anh to an affair. To know its real to me , is to long to be held and cuddling , kissing and sencein, this is ongoing for the both . Love is a feeling of two souls connected, feeling as one. Talking finishing each others sentences , As if almost you or your lover, knows what the other be thinking. Trusting each othe , communicating , and meeting each others needs ; in as many ways , you want to please the other and bring smiles , of joy to them , This m

Some Short Dirty One Liners Jokes
Q. Do you know what the square root of 69 is? A. Ate something. (8.xxxxxxx....) Q. But do you know what 6.9 is? A. A good thing screwed up by a period. Q. Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A. It changes their blood type. Q. What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? A. Come in eight flavors. Q. What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? A. The older they get the easier they are to pick up. Q. How can you tell a Sumo wrestler from a feminist? A. A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs. Q. What's six inches long that women love? A. Folding money. Q. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? A. Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken. Q. What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A. One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with.... the other is used to carry groceries. Q. What is the new gay website address? A. c : enter ### (see colon enter pound

Finally! Vacation Pics Posted!
Took while for Becca to get them to me, but they're finally up. Hopefully I'll be getting my family reunion pics soon as well! In the meantime, anyone thinking about getting a gift for me birthday, it's a Dec 16, and a digital camera would be uber-sweet! Lol!

Picked For A Purpose
fromy friend cecil jacob > >Picked for a purpose > > > >" ...WE WERE CHOSEN FROM THE BEGINNING TO BE HIS " > >EPHESIANS 1 : 11 (TLB) > > > >Do you realise that before you were born, God's plan for you was > >already decided? Paul writes, "...all things happen just as He decided > >long ago" (Ephesians 1:11 TLB). Notice, it says "all things." That > >includes the things you want to run from! > > > >When Jonah tried to run from God's will, God said "No way. My word > >is already established. If I let you escape, I wouldn't be God. If I > have > >to send tornadoes, rock your boat, shake up your comfort zone or put > >your entire life on hold, I'll do it in order to accomplish My > purpose." > > > >When Jonah could go no lower, he cried from the depths and God > >delivered him - just in time to preach in Nineveh. You can go the easy > >way or the hard way, but you'll go! David said in Psalm 77, "Your > >way...is in the sanctuary..." (v.13 NKJ). He also said, "Thy way

Damn, This Just In From Phillip
You might have to read this also..... Cherie I want to tempt and tease you and share my inner thoughts and fantasies with you. My dreams and fantasies of you are so real I have to wake up and look to see that you are not yet here with me. When you come to me you can expect love and affection all the time. I will do things for you and to you to show you how much I love and desire you and how much I appreciate you. Flowers, cards, notes, gifts, perfume, candy, jewelry. You will be spoiled and pampered. There will be sex. Lots of sex I will touch you and kiss you all over your body. My fingers will caress and touch you all over. Your breasts and nipples, your sweet hips and beautiful ass. And especially between your legs and deep inside your hot and wet epicenter. My lips and tongue will kiss your lips, your breasts and nipples, and I will spend many moments kissing and licking your wet and hot essence until I make you climax in wa

Emotions
For over two years I have been single. This has kept my emotions in check and drama free. I have been meeting new people on this sight and having a great time. However, recently I have found myself attatching emotions to these virtual friends. Damn ....not what I was intending.This was just supposed to be a fun way for me to flirt. Grrrr