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How To Make His Xmas An Xxxmas
1. Trim his tree. 2. Lick his luscious candy cane. 3. Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays. 4. Polish his Christmas balls. 5. Ride him like a reindeer. 6. Taste his sweet egg-nog. 7. Deck the halls with moans of pleasure. 8. Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la. 9. Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease. 10. Request a stiff stocking stuff-her! 11. Make his Kris Kringle tingle. 12. Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie. 13. Unwrap his package. 14. Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed. 15. Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air. 16. Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose. 17. Heat him up with a snow job. 18. Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own. 19. Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper. 20. Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.

How The Hell...
...does an article of clothing disappear from the face of the planet, in one day? Wore it Thursday night. Looked for it Saturday afternoon and couldn't find it...anywhere. I looked in places that there was no way it could have possibly ended up in. 1. It was not involved in any laundry run. I did no laundry during that time. 2. It is an article of clothing that only comes off when I'm at home getting ready to go to bed. 3. It has no legs, no working parts of any kind. 4. If someone were to break into the place and steal ONLY one thing...this would not be that one thing. I'm so baffled and confused that I'm actually angry. Wtf...

How To Deal W Todays Youth
How to deal with today's youth. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?" Knowing my Dad would have a good one, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his answer. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response. "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."

How To Have A Threesome - For Couples
Having a threesome can be an exilerating experience It can also be a recipe for disaster. So how then, is a couple supposed to know if it's right for them? I've received lots of questions about threesomes over at Allsexadvice.com and have been inspired to share my thoughts and experiences in this threesome guide for couples to help you and your hunny have an earth shattering sexual experience or avoid the biggest mistake of a lifetime. I do want to stress, before you start reading that because of the questions I've received, this article is written with heterosexual couples in a serious relationship in mind. It will help to keep things organized. There's a lot of things to consider when embarking on the journey of a threesome. Some people fear such a big step and others think, well it's just sex with one more person involved so what's the big deal? To those folks I say, Plenty! It takes a strong couple to get involved in a threesome. According to Nina Hartley, "It's a very big st

How To Have Strap On Sex - For Beginners
Following the same format as the How to choose a Strap on guide, I thought it would be more interesting to educate a little about strap on sex by sharing my own personal experience. It is my hope that this is not only helpful, but entertaining as well. So what follows, is my personal story, including all the pitfalls and some helpful tips that I have learned since… strap-on dildo and harnessI mentioned in the previous article that my main reason for using a strap-on was because I had a serious desire to find out what it was like to fuck a woman. So, we’re talking about woman fucking woman here (just want to make sure we’re all on the same page.) I also thought it might be kind of fun with our g/f because she’s usually up for anything, and to that I’m extremely grateful. Over a year after buying the harness, the three of us (my b/f, my g/f and I) were finally able to make some real plans to meet and ring in the New Year with total filth. She lives a few states away, so getting tog

How To Color A Rainbow
first you get the red from the fire buring. then you get the blue from the oceans whirling. next you get the green from the grass that stands still. and then the orange from the sun on the hill. you get the yellow that makes everyone smile. and last the purple from the sparkling nile. when you get all the colors which is such a great task. you get the greatest gift. a love that last.

How To Treat A Lady
I don't know what guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every single guy on the face of the earth should read this. If they did, girls would probably get treated a lot better than they do... This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he's pretty damn good. with girls.. 1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do...lol 2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be mad. 3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the hat. 4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful. 5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you, it's because they're jealous. 6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it. 7. Don't be afraid to touch them i

How To Treat A Lady
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy wh

How To Look Busy
Generally, this will not be a concern until you are promoted to an executive position. But once you've created the illusion that you serve even the slightest purpose at your place of "business," there's no telling how far you'll go. In the real working world, productivity is all a matter of appearances. Appearance: You are furiously taking notes while conducting an important telephone marketing survey. Reality: You are pretending to take notes while talking to your friend who has called collect from Bulgaria. ==== Appearance: You are on the phone with a client in New York and you have said, "Yes sirree! That stock is about to shoot through the roof, now's a great time to buy, I tell ya!" Reality: You are on the phone with a friend in Guam and you have said, "Yeah, this job is terrible, and my boss is such a pushy whining... Yes sirree! That stock is about to shoot through the roof, now's a great time to buy, I tell ya!" ==== Appearance: You are at your computer wri

How To Tell If Your Band Sucks
not sure if your band sucks? here's a quick checklist: 1) do you take more than minutes to set up, tune, and mic check? (trust me, the sound guy will fix you after the first song if there's a problem) 2) do you spend more than ten minutes doing mic checks alone? 3) do you need to have some announcer douche introduce you before your performance? 3.5) if so, does he ask the crowd a question and then say, "i can't hear you"? 4) does any member of your band have a hatchetman tattoo? 5) is your audience limited to underage girls and queers? 6) is anyone in your band currently going to Alcoholics Annonymous meetings? 7) have you been a band for over a year and never played a gig further than 30 miles from your garage? 8) does your singer constanly do the hair toss thing with his head to get his bangs out of his face? 9) have you ever been booed off stage? 10) does mother approve of your music? 11) is your first hit single a cover song? 12) between songs

How To Squirt
This is for all the women that left comments on my Mumm asking how to squirt. In order for you to squirt, you have to get to know your body. If you don't play with yourself every once in a while...you'll never learn your body. If your not comfortable doing it by yourself then do it with your guy. Do it while youre getting fucked (I Do). You need to find out what makes you cum the quickest and the hardest. Once you get to that point where you can make yourself cum at the drop of a hat then your almost there. I have become so familiar with my body that I can make myself cum without touching myself. It's all in your head. You gotta have concentration. If you are not concentrating you will never get there. Try this first be yourself. Play with yourself...do whatever it is that makes you cum...once you feel yourself getting to that point you might feel like you gotta pee....don't hold it back just let it go...(I have researched that topic and it is humanly impossible to urinated

How To Avoid Bouncer Checks
WE CAN ALL AVOID BOUNCER CHECKS IF WE ALL TAKE THE TIME TO WATCH AND WAIT UNTIL THE PHOTO YOUR RATING IS DONE LOADING THIS DOES NOT TAKE A LOT OF TIME, WE ALL ARE GUILTY OF IT DURING HAPPY HOUR BUT,IF YOU TAKE A FEW SECONDS LET THE PHOTO YOUR GOING TO RATE LOAD WE CAN ALL AVOID GETTING BOUNCER CHECKS, OR AT LEAST NOT FLOOD THE SERVER. THIS IS A PHOTO I AM RATING LETTING THE GRAPHICS LOAD LOOK TO THE BOTTOM LEFT, ITS READING THE HTTP: WHERE THIS PHOTO IS LOADING FROM. IF YOU LOOK TO THE BOTTOM LEFT SIDE YOU WILL SEE IT NOW TRYING TO READ ON FUBAR, THE GRAPH ON THE RIGHT IS SHOWING THE LOADING PROCESS...HOLD ON ALMOST LOADED. GIVING IT TIME TO LOAD WILL LET YOU GET THE MOST OUT OF THE RATING SYSTEM, IT IS SAFE TO RATE THIS IMAGE NOW.... IF YOU GO TO THE NEXT PICTURE AND JUST RATE, YOUR GOING TO GET A BOUNCER CHECK WAIT A FEW SECONDS AND LET THE PHOTO LOAD BEFORE RATING THE IMAGE. TO AVOID THIS, ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS SLOW DOWN, LET THE IMAGE LOAD BEFORE YO

How To Handle A Husband
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay , Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple" The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona , and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoo

How To Annoy Your Co-workers
Would you like to know how to annoy your co-workers? 1. Make up nicknames for all your co-workers and refer to them only by these names. (That's a good point, Sparky.) (No, I'm afraid I'm going to have to agree with you, Buttercup.) 2. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. watch your co-workers spazz out. 3. Hang mosquito netting around your cubicle. When u emerge to get coffee, a printout or whatever, slap yourself at random and say "Who's your Daddy?" 4. Send an email back and forth to yourself, engaging yourself in an intellectual debate. Forward it to a co-worker and ask him/her to settle the disagreement. 5. Hi-Lite your shoes. Tell people you haven't lost them since you did this. 6. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they would like fries with that. You'll find that you decrease your work load. 7. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them the day after they do. This is especially effective

How To Be A Pimp/pimptress
How To Be A PIMP/PIMPTRESS A Pimp/Pimptress... *keeps his/her emotions to himself/herself *is his/her own best company *doesn't get paid for screwing.He/She gets paid for always having the right thing to say to his females/her men. *with sense never lets a female/male go who still has some trick in him/her. *is really a bitch/dick who has reversed the game. *should be prince charming/angelic to females/males.They should think you're GOD!! *should always have one thought in his/her head, Pimp or Die! *should control the whole female/male,be the boss of his/her life,ever his/her thoughts. *should always be determined in any and everything. *should always recognize and respect other pimps/pimpettes. *should never accept anything but his/her money. *must be serious!!! *has to be married, married to the pimp/pimptress game. *could cut his dick off, and still pimp his ass off!!(Well a pimptress doesn't have a dick, but us females run thangz!!!)

How To Be A Pimp Part 2
How To Be A Pimp Part 2 A Woman..... *A pimp with a fine female has to keep his game tight. *Females always try to find a weakness in a pimp. *A female will always leave you if she has money. Keep them broke. *A pretty black female and a white female are alike.They will try to destroy your stable and leave you broke. *The way you start with a female is the way you end with her. Pimp hard from the start. *If you chase a female you get a weak one,if you stalk her you get a strong one. *Don't give a trife broke female a second chance. *Taking their money is an excellent way to keep women. *Have your women give you your every time you see them. *Always keep your women on mental file. *There is nothing more important than what makes a new female tick and why. Make her tell you her life story. *Tell your women they can go down on a price,never up. *Tell her to recruit for you. *The tougher you are, the more she will love you. *Make her convince

How To Be A Pimp Part 3
How To Be A Pimp Part 3 Remember.... *There isn't a female you cant do w/out. *Pimping isn't a game o/ love. Your women should fear you. *Just like drugs,dont get high off your own supply and what you supply is women. *If you keep your money right, Mr. Justice will smile on you. *The world is nothing but a bitch,and you are her pimp. *Earn your pimping degree in whoreology. *You are not a gentlemen, you are a pimp. *You only get great by pimping by the rules. *Pimps are like cars. The best known may not be the real yardstick to the best one. *You dont have to pimp, you've got to pimp. *It's a violation of the pimp laws to quit a female who is bringing you money. *Money over women. *The pimp game is not for kids. *Never confide in your women, keep your thoughts seceret. *Never count your money until it is in your hand. *Pimping isn't a sex game, It's a mind game. *Just like a company, downsize and upgarde if you have to. *To a pim

How To Be A Pimp Part 4
How To Be A PIMP Part 4 ALWAYS..... *Find ways to keep your women without kissing there ass. *Seek knowledge about the pimp game. *Be positive in everything you do,especially the pimp game. *Take care of the little things,and if the female is qualified make her take care of the big things. *Keep your mind on your money. *Live by the rules you set on your women. *Keep the pimp/bitch relationship well defined. *Be a puzzle to your women, that's a way you keep them. *Reemeber what you are, a pimp!!! *Remember, the only heaven for a pimp is the one filled with women and money. *Remember a pimp's wardrobe has to be neat and clean, his ride must be eye catching. A Playa only plays for so long, then he's played out. A Hustler only hustles for so long, then he's hustled out. A Whore only whores for so long, before shes whored out. A PIMP only pimps for so long and thats for life!!! From all the PIMPS I've known its been, PIMP or die! Put that on the l

How To Cook Turkey
Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 19: Tet the sable and pour a glass of turkey Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

How To Catch Your Cheating Mate!
Tips for Discovering the Truth Despite popular belief, most lying and cheating does not get discovered because a suspicious spouse is good at reading his or her partner’s behavior. Typically, romantic partners get caught in one of two ways: Accidental Discovery: In most cases, deception and infidelity are uncovered by mistake. Monitoring a Spouse: Surveillance, on the other hand, is an attempt to discover the truth by monitoring a spouse’s behavior without his or her awareness. If you're dealing with a lying boyfriend, an unfaithful fiancé, or a cheating spouse, surveillance is almost always needed to get at the truth. Monitoring a spouse tends to be the most effective and reliable way to find out the truth. But, spying on a spouse can also cause it's own problems. Is it ethical to monitor a husband or wife, boyfriend or girlfriend without his or her knowledge (see, is it ethical to monitor a spouse)? On the other hand, if your dealing with a lying and/o

How To Know Your Growing Older:
1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work. 2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D. 3. You get winded playing chess. 4. You're still chasing women, but don't remember why. 5. You look forward to a dull evening. 6. You turn out the light for economic rather then romantic reasons. 7. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. 8. Your knees buckle and your belt won't. 9. Dailing long distance wears you out. 10. Your back goes out more than you do. 11. Your pacemaker makes the garage door go up when you watch a pretty girl go by. 12. You sink youe teeth into a steak and they stay there. 13. A fortune teller offers to read your face. 14. You got to much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet. 15. Your children look middle aged. 16. You regret all those mistakes resisting temptation. 17. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

How To Not Get Sick
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water,and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. Miss Beatrice", he said," I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied," Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and t

How The Fight Started...
HOW THE FIGHT STARTED I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road the driver slowly gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" . . . and that's when the fight started. Lmao!! Tc n peace Boo hugz!!

How To Nair Your Stuff, And Other Helpful Tips....
How to Nair your stuff, and other helpful tips.... Lol Well, me being me, of course had to do something stupid..ya ready for this? So I'm seeing this guy Jason. And he likes to pick on me cuz I have this aversion to shaving my legs lol. I figure if no one's touchin em, why fuckin bother right? Well then I forget to shave before I see him lol and what was that he called me…sasquatch I think it was lmao. So I get home from work yesterday and I'm in my bathroom searching for a decent razor and guess what I find…NAIR. Sweet. Says it works in as little as 3 minutes. Sweeter. Easy applicator, blah blah blah, simple right? WRONG! I figure what the hell, what can it hurt? If it doesn't work, I'll just shave anyways, no harm, no foul. So I'm in my bathroom, stripped from the waist down (cuz yeah I shave EVERYTHING if you catch my drift) So, standing there in my tshirt lol ( oh yeah , hot look for me, lemme tell ya) And I get my foot up on the edge of the sink and start applying

How True It Is.....................................
Another year has passed and we're all a little older. Last summer felt hotter and winter seems much colder. I rack my brain for happy thoughts, to put down on my pad, But lots of things that come to mind that make me kind of sad. There was a time not long ago when life was quite a blast. Now I fully understand about "Living in the Past" We used to go to weddings, football games and lunches. Now we go to funeral homes, and after-funeral brunches. We used to have hangovers, from parties that were gay. Now we suffer body aches and while the night away. We used to go out dining, and couldn't get our fill. Now we ask for doggie bags, come home and take a pill. We used to often travel to places near and far. Now we get sore a**es from riding in the car. We used to go out shopping for new clothing at the Mall But, now we never bother... all the sizes are too small. We used to go to nightclubs and drink a little booze. Now we stay at home at night

How To Make Love...
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results. Continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana does not soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes: 1. If you are in an unfamiliar kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. 2. Do not lick mixing bowl after use. 3. If cake rises, leave town.

How To Love Unconditionally........
How to Love Unconditionallyexcerpt from 'Friendship with God'by Neale Donald WalschHow can I love unconditionally and unlimitedly?The first step in being fully loving is that you must fully love your Self. If you believe that humans are by nature non-trustworthy and evil, you will create a society that supports that view, then enact laws, approve rules, adopt regulations, and impose restraints that are justified by it.If you believe that humans are by nature trustworthy and good, you will create an entirely different kind of society, in which laws, rules, regulations, and restraints are rarely required. The first society will be freedom limiting, the second, freedom giving.God is fully loving because God is fully free. To be fully free is to be fully joyful, because full freedom creates the space for every joyful experience. Freedom is the basic nature of God. It is also the basic nature of the human soul. The degree to which you are not fully free is the degree to which you are not f

How To Wash A Cat!
1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. ! Sincerely, Dog

How To Make The World A Better Place. Step 1.
Okay for those of you who don't know I've been on this site since I was in high school and since then I've changed a bit. When I was just a boy I was fat, or rotond. I was teased in school outside of school pretty much constant crap. Well no more of that shit. I lost a little weight and found a girl who for the first time ever thought that nice guys were hot (SCORE!). Two months and a lot of sex later and I'm skinny as hell, energy out the ying yang, all that stuff. She said to me that if I looked as good as I do now since birth I would have been an ass hole and I agree. So ladies who can't find a guy who's not a complete dick, find yourself a nice fat kid and fuck the skinny out of him. ^_^ spread the love.

How To Decide Who You Will Marry
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married. -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age) HOW CAN A STRANGER TE LL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having

How Things Have Changed
Looking at my family this Christmas Day with The karaoke machine being used (mainly by adults after their dinner and drinks!). The computer awaiting the first release of life for the day to connect us to the wonderful world of fubar and MSN for family across the world. I thought back to the good old days of huge family get togethers. Those family members travelling from different parts of the globe to join in with the festivities. Everyone waiting for the one important phone call from loved ones elsewhere that couldn't join us and the game of cards for the evening entertainment. Once it was just a telephone and card deck. Now it's computers and karaoke machines. My, how things have changed.

How To Fix Music Player Problem's In A Lounge
How To Get Music In Certains Lounges Using Internet Explorer and FireFox FOR Internet Explorer: 1.Open Internet Explorer 2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar 3.scroll down to "Internet Options" and click on it 4.Click on the "Programs Tab" 5.Select the "Window Media Player" add-on to highlight it in the Add-On list 6.Go to the bottom to the "Settings box" 7.Select "Disable" 8.Then click "OK" button 9.Restart Internet Explorer 10. Come back into lounge and you should hear music FOR FireFox: 1.Open FireFox 2.Go to and click on "Tools" on the tool bar 3.scroll down to "Options" and click on it 4.Go to the "File Type" box 5.Click the "Manage" button 6.Scroll until you see mp3 7.Select mp3 - winamp 8.Click the "Change Action" button 9.Click 1st option: "Open with the default application" 10.winamp or windows media player should be in the box 11.Click "OK" 12.Restart FireFox 13.Come back to lounge and you should have music *NOTE: Even if you could

How To Get Past A Woman's "defenses"
How To Get Past A Woman's "Defenses" >NOTE: You can look at all of the video and audio training programs I've created to help you learn how to approach and meet women right HERE: Double Your Dating Catalog Here's an interesting story... A few hours ago I was standing in a "posh" bar in San Francisco. I was standing near to the bar, looking around at the people, when the guy next to me starts talking to a girl that he doesn't know. She turned and looked at him with a look that said "I don't know you, I don't want to talk to you, and you have no chance with me". The look on her face couldn't have been more clear. As soon as he started talking to her, she put up her defenses. The more he tried to talk to her, the more annoyed she got. It was painful to watch. Then things got REALLY interesting. The guy turned to me and started making conversation with me. He asked me how I was "doing" with the ladies at the bar.

How To Approach A Woman And Take Her Home
How To Approach A Woman & Take Her Home >If you want to learn how to successfully approach women, then you're going to need to learn both the "inner" game - which is all about overcoming fear and building confidence - and the "outer" game - which is all about having the SKILLS and "lines" for the different situations you'll find yourself in. And where's the best way to learn to MASTER both? Glad you asked, it's right HERE: Approaching Women ***QUESTION*** David, Got your book a few weeks ago. It's brilliant. It's magic. It's a religion. I am impressed. At 30, I've doing better now than in college since I LET myself get wussified over the past few years. I can now, cold-turkey, walk up to just about any woman I want to, and bust her friggin' balls with a straight face and a slight smirk. Their defense shields melt before my eyes. But, alas, I have a question. It seems when I'm meeting women, within an hour or so, I usually end up making out with them or

How To Be A "real Man" And Trigger Attraction In Women
How To Be A "Real Man" And Trigger Attraction In Women >If you'd like to look at all of the different programs I've created to help you learn how to attract, approach, and meet women, then take a few minutes and check THIS out: Double Your Dating Catalog >>>QUESTION: Hi Mate... From the Land Downunder... I think we'll just call you "Son of Croc Dundee." Here's an interesting observation, a success story and a question. The observation. In the late eighties/ early nineties at the height of the feminist "revolution" in Oz there was a constant refrain from women ... "Where have all the men gone?" It was in the media, and women spoke about this 'ailment' continually. Well the short answer to this question is that they (the women) had neutered them (the men) ... or rather the men had allowed themselves to be neutered. What you're doing here is important. Single handed you're giving men back their self respect. The success story. I ran a versio

A 'how To' Manual...
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what is the most important quality that a person can have raising teenagers out of control. Don't get me wrong I love my kids they are just beyond my comprehension, because they have been treated like adults since they were between the ages of 7-10, now that there 13-17, the job is really hard. To answer the obvious question they have not always stayed with me, but with there father and God knows my limit at times has been reached anyone who has insight holla back. I currently run my own business, main reason is trying to find balance.

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How To Dance In The Rain
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How To Shower
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Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post. "Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time." I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson. The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.

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To verify your email, you need to go to your profile edit page located under the 'My' link on the gray header bar under 'Profile' (http://www.fubar.com/profile.php) and click on the verify email link next to your signup email. An email from fubar will be generated to your signup address account (ie-your Yahoo, AOL, Gmail account, etc) where you will be prompted to follow the verification process. If you cannot find the email, please be sure to check in your spam and bulk filters as the email can get trapped in there. If you have trouble entering the token onto the verify email page, please try it through a different browser as some browsers, dependent on your system, do not take the verify token.

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To verify your email, you need to go to your profile edit page located under the'My'link on the grey header bar under Profile Settings and click on the verify email next to your signup email. An email from fubar will be generated to your signup address account (ie-your Yahoo, AOL, Gmail account, etc) where you will be prompted to follow the verification process. If you cannot find the email, please be sure to check in your spam and bulk filters as the email can get trapped in there. If you have trouble entering the token onto the verify email page, please try it through a different browser as some browsers, dependent on your system, do not take the verify token.

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ok you know what Im gonna get on a soap box here ok you know I am tryin my best to make my louge grow but how the hell can you grow a lounge when people come and leave because Im the only one there come on people spend some time there spread the word a bit you know dont just come and leave because I m the only one there

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HOW THE FIGHT STARTED.. A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman, sort of bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man "Holy Shit, That must be my husband!" So the guy quickly jumped out of the bed, scared and naked he jumped out the window like a crazy man. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and then started to run as fast as he could to his car. A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I AM your husband.!" The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?" And that folks............is how the fight started.

How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!
How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket! A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle? Driver: It's not my car. I stole it. Officer: The car is stolen? Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there. Officer: There's a gun in the glove box? Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk. Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!? Driver: Yes, sir. Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation: Captain: Sir, can I see your license? Driver: Sure. Here it is. It was valid. Captain: Who's car i

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,OKAY,OKAY LADIES I'VE WATCHED TWO MANY WOMEN LOOSE A MAN BEHIND THIS; I DON'T KNOW IF IT'S CAUSE THEY CAN'T DO IT OR THEY WON'T DO IT OR MAYBE THEY'RE SCARED TO DO IT BUT NIGGAS ARE LEAVING WOMEN FOR THIS SHIT TO FIND A WOMAN WHO WILL AND IS NOT SCARED TO GET DOWN AND DIRTY TO STRAIGHT BUST A NIGGA DOWN, SO I HAVE DECIDED TO TELL SOME OF MY SECRETS HEY SOMEONE MAY HAVE BETTER ADVISE AND I'M ALWAYS WILLING TO LEARN; I'M VERY OPEN FOR SUGGESTIONS BUT ALSO I WANT GIVE SOME SUGGESTIONS SO LETS GET STARTED. NOW WITH THESE SUGGESTIONS SIZE DOES NOT MATTER SHIT YOU REALLY SHOW YOUR SKILLS WHEN YOU CAN DEEP THROAT A 10IN DICK BUT IT REALLY DON'T MATTER: STEP 1: BE GENTLE WHEN YOU GO IN FOR THE DICK DON'T BE SO AGGRESSIVE REMEMBERING THAT THIS IS A VERY SENSITIVE AREA FOR YOU NIGGA STEP 2: GIVE YOUR NIGGA THE SLUT EYE LETTING HIM KNOW THAT YOUR GOING TO GIVE HIM THE BEST HEAD YOU'VE EVER GIVEN TO ANY MAN NO MATTER HOW MANY DICK YOUR SWALLOWED MAKE HIM FEEL THAT HIS IS THE ONLY DICK

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Here I sit in front of my computer as usual. This time is different. After finding out for the millionth time I am regarded as only being good enough to have sex with. I turned to the one person I know will help me through it. The thing is, I would give my heart and soul to this person. However I have never been able to tell them so. I am so afraid of wrecking one of the best things in my life I hold it inside. With hopes that someday I will have the courage to them so.

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Subject: How to tell if you're married----- > Three women, one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting > about their relationships, and decided to amaze their men. > > That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels, and > a mask over their eyes. > > > After a few days they meet up for lunch. > > The engaged woman: “The other night, when my boyfriend came over, he > found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos, and a mask. ; He > saw me, and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we > made love all night long.” > > The mistress: “Me too! The other > night I met > my lover at his office; I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask > over my eyes. and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say > a word, but we had wild sex all night.” > > The married woman: “I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for > the night. When my husband ca me home I was wearing the leather bodice, > bl

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How to Find and Keep a Dom/me Lately, I've seen a lot of my submissive pals going through hard times: having bad luck finding the right online Dom/me, feeling frustrated with the Dom/me, losing the Dom/me. I'd like to share my thoughts on how to find and keep a good online Dom/me: what I've come to understand through my own experiences, watching the experiences of others, and from observing and learning from my Mistress, Lady Cauchemar. Note: these are my own opinions, not necessarily those of my Mistress or the IR management. And there is certainly more than one way of approaching many of these matters; this is the way that *I* think works best. These comments are also aimed more at the beginner and novice online submissive who is looking for a more serious relationship with a dominant, whether that involves a formal collar or not. If you are only interested in your basic netsex slap-n-lick, then much of the following may not be necessary. 1. Don't Be A Pest! A twisted logic

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I have a friend that is in love with a married man and at the same time seeing someone eles. Ok this is the question she asked.... What should she do she wants to be with the married man but at the same time she wants to be with the other guy as well. Should she keep playing both or should she come clean with it all and deal with what happens?

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. 'What are you doing?' She asked. 'Hunting Flies' He responded. 'Oh.! Killing any?' She asked. 'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied. Intrigued, she asked. 'How can you tell them apart?' He responded, '3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone. '

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Every woman has something about her body she'd like to hide, whether it's heavy thighs, a pudgy tummy or a too-round bottom. With just a few visual tricks, your problem areas will disappear and let your true beauty shine through! Bottom-heavy If your hips are wider than your shoulders and your thighs are round, you have a classic pear-shaped body. Dressing is a snap if you remember to accentuate the positives: a shapely waist, delicate upper body and attractive shoulders and arms. Bottoms • Avoid anything too tight. • A-line skirts that hit around the knee area are ideal because they draw attention away from problem areas. Miniskirts are generally a bad idea because they accentuate heavy thighs. • Pant waists should fall somewhere below the natural waistline for a better fit. A straight or slightly bootcut leg is the most flattering. Avoid patterned or light-colored pants. Skip fussy details like big cargo pockets, rouching or excessive zippers aroun

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Arm yourself with these tips to win over your spouse, friends or co-workers 9 mind tricks to get what you want Play those mind games There’s a subtle tactic to make things go your way in your career, love life, and social world —one that has nothing to do with effort or luck. It’s called priming. Research shows that by exposing people to specific words, body language and symbols, they can be affected in a way that benefits you without their even realizing what’s going on. Here’s how to use subliminal moves to get an edge. 1/10 Source: by Holly Eagleson, Cosmopolitan • Print this Life is an endless series of negotiations, small and large. Getting a great deal on a new car, talking your husband into taking a vacation, enlisting reluctant co-workers to adopt your big idea, recruiting friends to a cause — all require clever powers of persuasion. Luckily, emerging research by psychologists, economists, and other experts can arm you with the skills you need to have things your way.

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How to Be Classy Being classy is not about being stuck up; it is about having style and taking care to be polite to others and to reflect a genuine interest in them. It is also about being confident in yourself. This article will teach you how to move through life with class and ease. Steps 1. Choose your battles; choose your friends. Few battles are truly worth fighting. Stand up for those who cannot stand up for themselves (mentally disabled, animals, children, etc). Be wary of those who appear to enjoy bickering. If someone is rude to you, either ignore them completely (recommended) or, once you have completely calmed down and are thinking clearly, explain how you perceived their actions and work towards a resolution. Never stoop to their level, and do not be hasty. Surround yourself with positive, polite people who encourage and live your classy, intelligent lifestyle. 2. Choose your words. The classy individual listens more than he or she speaks. Having a strong voc

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In case someone forgot to teach you how or what you should expect: *respect- her and her opinions as she should yours *listen -even if you don't like what she has to say she needs to say it, and who knows you may learn something *open the door for her-yes she can do it her self that is not the point the point is the little damn things *little things- mean as much or more then the big ones because they show you really do care enough to do them and are thinking of her *never- lie to her what hurts is not just the crime but the lie, that you could not even be man enough to accept responsibility for it *never- cheat if you love her, she is all you need and if you need more and she doesn't, then get out, small pain here is better than major hurt later. *never- judge with out hearing her side *never- believe she is perfect she is human that means flaws *never- point out her flaws they are what make her unique in all the world *never- try to change her, support

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Atlantic Avenue announcement: The 2, 3, 4, 5, b and q trains are not running into Manhattan. As an alternative, take the n, d, or r trains. Pacific Street announcement: The n, d and r trains are not running into Manhattan. As an alternative, take the 2, 3, 4, 5, b or q trains. if you are a new yorker, this is the kind of shit that would make you start a riot!!!

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Please don't go crazy, if I tell you the truth No you don't know what happened And you never will if You don't listen to me while I talk to the wall This blanket is freezing, it's been out in the hall Where you've had me for hours Till I'm sure what I want But darling I want the same thing that I wanted before So sweetheart tell me what's up I won't stop no way Please keep your hands down And stop raising your voice It's hardly what I'd be doing if you gave me a choice It's a simple suggestion can you give me sometime So just say yes or no Why can't you shoulder the blame Coz both my shoulders are heavy From the weight of us both You're a big boy now so let's not talk about growth You've not heard a single word I have said... Oh, my God Please take it easy it can't all be my fault I haven't made half the mistakes That you've listed so far Oh baby let me explain something It's all down to drugs At least I remember taking the and not a lot else It seems I've

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Please take time to use this informative blog created by Year of the Dragon to help you remove the Cache/temp files and cookies. How to Dump Cache and Cookies in both Firefox and Internet Explore Thanks Bunches Fyretygress

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I have to add the Negatives too since ive been flooded with Messages... 1. If your way of trying to get to know me has any Vulgarity in it, i will NOT Respond to it. 2. Immediate requests to see my Pictures, or to be in MY Family will not be answered. 3. If you cant respect ME then go elsewhere. 4. If you leave Rude Comments not only will i Remove you from my Family, Friends but I will BLOCK you. If you want to get to know me treat me with respect and you will get to know me....

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Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her. Love her with all your true heart and soul as she does you ! HOW TO TREAT A MAN: SHOW UP NAKED.. BRING CHICKEN WINGS... DON'T BLOCK TV...

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How To...
Alot of people have been asking me how they can be in my family. Well here is the list of how... 1)Buy me a VIP (That way I can add more pics, so you win too) 2)Buy me a Bling Pack (12 credit gets you a regualr family add, 25+ gets you into the pics NOONE sees) 3)Bling me with one of the Limited Edition bling 4)Buy me a Happy Hour 5)Bling me with whatever the 100 credit bling of the day is. lol (That will get you into the SPECIAL pics as well) 6)Pay me 1,000,000 fu bucks. 7)Buy me a Pony! hehehe I hope that answers your questions. I know the price my seem steep, but I think you will find that its WELL worth the price of admission. He He... and if you don't think its fair, well there's always internet porn... hehehehe. Kisses Baby Gurl

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How the spirits move Free spirits, two move through life with the grace of a hurricane’s tail wind. Ever tasting, the spice that is ……variety. reaching for the unseen, but ever spoken, just ……… beyond reason’s touch. Spirits move, they swim in and out of reality, still without warning they ram into each other, head long. At first the two look confused, stand off, back away. they bump again, only to find that they are linked by common threads loneliness …….fate ……lust ….. passion …….love. They mingle, the two touching mind and body twisting deeper into each other’s souls like the spinning of a child’s toy. Only to move in different worlds to live separate lives. Still there, but not the years mean nothing, between them, yet everything. And the bond grows ……. like time, And the spirits move. May the spirit always move you. By Anita L. Hart

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How To Love
when u miss & love someone you will go thru everything that needs to be gone thru...just to keep this special person in your life. you will experience pain, tears, lust, hurt, a broken heart, u will feel that if u ever lose him/her you will not want to live anymore, before they walk out of your life you will rather take their steps so you can always step back to them, you cant imagine a world without this person, u cant trust anyone but yourself, you will do anything in order to have this person forever in your heart, you will cry yourself to sleep when you’ve been hurt, you’ll miss them all the time, you never stop smiling when u are with them, you’ll always remember that first and last kiss, you’ll dream of them close to u and wake up crying thinking that the dream was real, you’ll have butterflies in your tummy every time you think of them, you’ll have to lie just in case you lose them, you’ll always picture there smile and put it in a frame, you’ll weep for them if they feel pain,

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House. One is from Chicago , another is from Tennessee , and the third is from Minnesota . All three go with a White House official to examine the fence. The Minnesota contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. "Well," he says, "I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Tennessee contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do this job for $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me." The Chicago contractor doesn't measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers, "$2,700." The official, incredulous, says, "You didn't even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure?" The Chicago contractor whispers back, "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, and we hire the guy from Tennessee to fix the fence." "Done!" rep

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when u miss & love someone you will go thru everything that needs to be gone thru...just to keep this special person in your life. you will experience pain, tears, lust, hurt, a broken heart, u will feel that if u ever lose him/her you will not want to live anymore, before they walk out of your life you will rather take their steps so you can always step back to them, you cant imagine a world without this person, u cant trust anyone but yourself, you will do anything in order to have this person forever in your heart, you will cry yourself to sleep when you’ve been hurt, you’ll miss them all the time, you never stop smiling when u are with them, you’ll always remember that first and last kiss, you’ll dream of them close to u and wake up crying thinking that the dream was real, you’ll have butterflies in your tummy every time you think of them, you’ll have to lie just in case you lose them, you’ll always picture there smile and put it in a frame, you’ll weep for them if they feel pain,

How To Break My Heart
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How To Lose My Fu-friendship
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How To View
Ok i'm sick of being asked 20 times a day how to view my NSFW pics so i'm putting it here. if you want to see you need to pay to get in. Bling packs are always welcome Blast VIP or Happy Hour talk to me first before you buy it. i know a lot of you want to see my pics so once you buy your way in i'll try to keep you in as long as i can Ladies talk to me first and i'll give you a discount on entry to family

How To Get Kids To Shovel Snow
last week it snowed like crazy here where i live , it was very cold , and lots of snow to shovel , so i got on my winter gear and headed out the door to shovel the drive way , well to my surprize my daughter was already out there shoveling , i said okay i will be right back then and went to check on my mom , after a few minutes i returned home and half the drive way was cleared christina looked at me and handed me the shovel and said mom finish i am pooped ,so i grabbed the shovel and was just a shoveling away while christina was standing there watching me, a friend walked by and said i like your supervisior , all christina was doing was just standing there watching me i looked up and said i do too lol next thing you know christina walks over to me grabs the shovel and starts to shovel i told her what are you doing i will finish she said mom you dont know how to shovel i then told her christina there is no art in shoveling , no particalur way of doing it , she just said i was not

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Go to http://www.amazon.com Do a "people" search on "whereat2@yahoo.com" or is it "whereat2" ? Look at the 18th guidelist. This lists ALL of my numerous amazon accounts & what kinds of things each one gives recomendations on. The emails are invalid, but the "people" search on them will work. Actually ONE is still valid, but I don't kiss and tell. lol. I did it this way because amazon didn't have a "hierarchical" mode in their listmania & guidelist stuff, & I didn't want people to have to look through more than 30 entries of such.

How To Broadcast Your Cam In The Lounge
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How To Survive A Shark Attack!
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