Fubar Blog Posts 2

Hurts
This past Friday and Saturday I stopped at Joe's Barbershop in Mantua, NJ and looked at one guy in the chair and three more waiting? The cry from all is no money. On the way back from Home Depot I was going to stop on Saturday to ask, let me guess your running a special? Talk to my friend on Saturday and the cry and he did admit that he had to cut back but the status quo. I go get gas and the same people in their vehicles filling up? Yeah it hurts and I know the pain. When I was married way back when we took a hit by loss of half the income and we did without. We burned kerosene and set the temp on 55 and she made meals to last several days. I suddenly became a Handy Man. Cable TV? Forget it. Norio

Hurt
granted, this song talks about drugs, but right now, I'm giving it a different meanin-- being hurt by someone you thought loved you and having the courage to start again. I hurt myself todayto see if I still feelI focus on the painthe only thing that's realthe needle tears a holethe old familiar stingtry to kill it all awaybut I remember everythingwhat have I become?my sweetest friendeveryone I knowgoes away in the endyou could have it allmy empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurtI wear this crown of shitupon my liar's chairfull of broken thoughtsI cannot repairbeneath the stains of timethe feeling disappearyou are someone elseI am still right herewhat have I become?my sweetest friendeveryone I knowgoes away in the endyou could have it allmy empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurtif I could start againa million miles awayI would keep myselfI would find a way

Hurt
I never ment to hurt youI never ment to make you cry.I would rather have to diethan make you cryPlease don't hate As it seems it was to lateTo make a date.I never ment to hurt you.I couldn't if I triedIts not something I dothe pain was just too muchI never ment to hurt you no I'm not that kind

Hurting Badly
I am seriously hurting bad... my daughter has lived with my sister for awhile, and my sister called trying to figure stuff out about the house she was hanging at. Well today I ran into an old friend of my daughters, and asked him who this Autmn girl is where my daughter has been hanging out. Well he told me it was a dope house, I honestly believe my daughter is not using, but she should not be hanging out there. I told my sister what I was told, my daughter text me 1st saying not to talk to her for awhile, then it followed with I lost all her trust, and then she sent me another one saying and her respect. This is killing me. It is the only thing that keeps running through my mind, because she is really the only one I consider family besides my son. I don't want her hanging out in bad neighborhoods and such, it's hurting me but I want my daughter alive, not ending up dead with all the gang bangers that hang out in that area....it is one of the roughest areas of town. My heart is breakin

Hurt
Yes thats me you hear crying in the night. I try so hard to hold it deep inside. Not wanting the world to see my pain. Trying not to go insane. This is how I feel day in and day out...I try to be strong for everyone else, yet can not be strong for myself.... I feel at times I am losing my mind and may never regain control....like my life is spinning so fast and I just can't stop it.....I don't know what to do...or what to say...always playing the "what if" game....always scared of doing the wrong thing...like I will never be able to just take that chance....always affraid of getting hurt....always pushing away the one I love because I'm affraid of heartace..... more than anything scarde to death that I will never be with the one I love.......... WHY CAN"T I JUST NOT CARE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Hurt A Friend
And all I do is sit and think.....Only about you without a blinkThe days pass and the nights yearnFrom all that has happened I wish I could learnThat life isn't always what you desireIt leaves you lost in flames of fireYou see your day and see it throughKnowing what I'm writing is all so trueYou ignore the meaning of all of thisThinking that I’m being childishI've tried to ignore I've tried to forgetBut all I see is the first time we metI don't know why this happened to meMaybe it's a dream, pinch me and seeAll I request is a closing chapterMeet me for 5 don't let me wonderAll I want is for you to reflect onWhether I lie and this is for funHopefully you'll find the answer is noThat this for me isn't a showDon't forget the moments we hadThe day you left I was sad

**hurt & Disgusted**
Diguested I will sit here and write, To get it all out!!I should not have to fell this way, betrayed, lost confused by other people and the life choices the chose!!Can you make your way outta a dark hole? Can you pick yourself up and make your life right!!Seams like no matter how hard I Try to make new woman friends it never works out!! They are devious and sneaky** not saying that men do not do this to!!** But when i See deception in front of me should i say Nothing or should i spill what is in my heart!I spill!! NOT only do i spill i get angry when someone else treats someone bad!! Why cause they did not give you the action you thought you deserved maybe if you where a better person!! Outside and in, You would have what you need! Or deserve!!!YOU DON'T CHEAT!! HATE CHEATERS HATE THEM SO MUCH MAKES ME PISSED OFF!! THERE ARE NO REASON FOR CHEATERS!! AND THERE IS NO REASON TO DO THAT TO ANYONE!!!! I MEAN HOW HARD IS IT TO JUST TELL THE TRUTH!!!I was waiting for the truth it never came!!

The Hurt Is Here To Stay
Today I broke down and cried For all the hurt and all the lies The years that have past I can't get back The runaway train rolling off the track Looking back upon the road at what I have done You took it all away and left me no where to run All these years I have hidden my shame Blaimed myself for all my pain All I want now is peace within myself Please don't dust me off and place me back on the shelf The chapter is not over don't write me off yet One final scene is all I have left The last scenario in which I may stand To prove myself worthy as any other man You took it all from me left me no where to hide Stripped me of my sanity robbed me of my pride So how will this final chapter unfold I guess that

Hurt, Confused
I'm feeling hurt and confused, my gf is moving out. She that it's to reduce the stress between us and our kids. Between us there is 6 kids; 3 boys, 3 girls. The girls are mine. I'm afraid of losing her and it's tearing me up. I hope she knows what she's doing cause it'll drive me mad if I do lose her.

Hurt
I am having a really difficult time tonight, totally in tears, I need to blog just to get it off my chest some. My close friends know my situation. My son who is 18 lives with his dad and grandparents outside of town. My contact with my son is few and far between although I do try to call him or text him. My situation hasnt allowed me to do anything for him for xmas or his birthday this past year so I am sure he has some resentment for me. I havent seen him since Aug of LAST YEAR! Well my daughter asked me today if I knew that he was crowned homecoming king. I was like no way, and she was like it was all over his myspace pics with the crown and all. So I got onto myspace to snag the pictures, as soon as I seen them I broke down in serious tears. This is stuff a mom is suppose to know, this is stuff that needs to be shared and its not. I am so proud of him yet I feel like I failed as a mom worse then ever. Luckily I was able to savage my daughters relationship with the bad choices I hav

Hurt Me (lyrics)
Hurt Me :I don't know why you have to go on treating me this wayyou've got me discusted with all these busted little games you playyou want me to back downain't gonna do that now cause i'm not afraidnow i can't stayget out of the wayi'm leaving here todaypush me and i don't like thatfuck that cause i'm gonna fight backlisten to me when i say!You're never gonna hurt me againand ther's no way to take back all those things you didyou'll never hurt me againno matter what you sayi'm gonna get awaythat is the last time that you'll ever put your hands on medon't say that sorrydon't make things harder than they have to beyou can keep your problems and your dramathat shit i don't needall i can say is tha's the way that this has got to bepush me and i don't like thatfuck that cause i'm gonna fight backit doesn't matter what you say!You're never gonna hurt me againand ther's no way to take back all those things you didyou'll never hurt me againno matter what you sayi'm gonna get awayfrom all the

Hurting
ONCE AGAIN LIFE THROWS A DAMN BONE OR STONE IN MY WAY AGAIN....LAST NIGHT I WAS IN TEARS TODAY I AM DOING BETTER...BEING THE WAY I AM WOW ONLY ONE CAN OK ARE YOU GOING NUTS....NOPE I AM NOT GOING CRAZY OR INSANE....I HAVE INNER DEMONS JUST LIKE EVERY BODY DOES SOME TIME THEY ARE ON MY SIDE AND THE OTHER TIMES THEY ARE NOT.TILL THE NEXT PART WHEN THAT IS I HAVE NO CLUE......

Hurting Two
ONCE AGAIN CHRISTMAS TIME COMES AROUND YOU SEE ALL THE LIGHTS ON THE HOME WHEN YOU ARE DRIVING....BUT DO YOU EVER THINK THAT YOUR BABIES COULD BE IN ONE OF THOSE HOMES...WELL I DO EACH AND EVERY DAY JUST TO SEE THERE SMILING FACE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING IS PRICELESS......I HAVE A VERY HEAVY HEART THAT HAS TWO LIL SPOTS MISSING FROM IT....HOPFULLY I GET TO SEE THEM SOON....IF NOT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO DO ANY MORE....MY BOYS ARE MYLIFE I AM THERE MOTHER ...LET ME HAVE MY SONS....

Hurt By Johnny Cash (original By Nine Inch Nails)
I hurt myself today to see if I still feel I focus on the pain the only thing that's real the needle tears a hole the old familiar sting try to kill it all away but I remember everything what have I become? my sweetest friend everyone I know goes away in the end and you could have it all my empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns upon my liar's chair full of broken thoughts I cannot repair beneath the stains of time the feelings disappear you are someone else I am still right here what have I become? my sweetest friend everyone I know goes away in the end and you could have it all my empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt if I could start again a million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

Hurt By Nine Inch Nails
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of shit Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here What have I become? My sweetest friend Everyone I know Goes away in the end You could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

Hurt
im sittting here wondering if after everything i have been through with him if eveytime he tells me he loves me if its true or just a line a shit . i dont know anymore. do i deal with the pain and let him go and be alone? i wish i knew the answers i wish i knew where to turn but i dont one one to ask nothing what do i do?

Hurt
this song and its lyrics are for those that have been through recovery and are succeeding, and for those that fell and relapsed....Thank you, Trent Reznor for writing this song, and thank you, God, for giving him the means to write it. I hurt myself todayto see if I still feelI focus on the painthe only thing that's realthe needle tears a holethe old familiar stingtry to kill it all awaybut I remember everything What have I become, my sweetest friend?everyone I know goes away in the endand You can have it allmy empire of dirtBut I will let you downI will make you hurt I wear this crown of shitupon my liar's chairFull of broken thoughtsthat I could not repairbeneathe the stains of timethe feelings disappearand you are someone elseand I am still right hereWhat have I become, my sweetest friend?Everyone I know goes away in the endAnd You can have it allMy empire of dirtBut I will let you downI will make you hurtIf I could start againA million miles awayI will keep myselfI will fi

Hurt: A Moment In Life
Memories drudge up, From songs of the past, Life of the old, Which still hurts today, Hoping thoughts leave, I do not remember, For times were different, Then and now entertwined, Will I ever forget those days, Or suffer with each song played, One really hits the heart, Take it away from me, This pain is deep, And reality it did not sem, Cause I can not move forward, Each time it's played, Show me now, And have it leave this place, For I do not wish to suffer, Over old memories. KC 07-26-2003

Hurt And Relationships
Sometimes I just don't realize how much it hurts to be alive. Its a constant part of every day life. The prick of a finger, a fresh tattoo, the slip of a blade or regular wear and tear on the body. Then there are more uncommon types. Why is it that even though love is a chemical reaction in the brain, we feel our hearts sink when its been broken. Our emotions are so strong, we can physically feel it. But we recover and try again. And hope is the only thing that keeps us in this pattern. The hope that someday we may love again, someday we will be able to think of these things without feeling that your heart is about to explode. Or the hope that maybe the person you love will change. There are those of us that hold onto that last hope. That our love will realize their errors or their hurtful flaws, and will decide to evaluate themselves, and their life. They never change. To the ones that have been beaten, cheated on, lied to, emotionally mistreated. For those that are made

Hurt - A Poem
Hurt By Alishia Is everything people go through really worth it Worth the hurt Worth the pain Just to finally get what's at the end of the road The love that will matter most That you never want to let go Is love really worth all the hurt? You keep getting hurt until you find the one Even if you find the one You might not be the one for them So yet again you're in pain Is it ever going to end? Too much pain and too much hurt Can lead person to go berserk Wanting to do something that they might regret So you think about the people that you care about most

Hurting
For all the times,You weren't by my side,For all the times,You just watched me cry.Everything you put me through,Hurts me so bad now,And the pain wont fade away,So now I have to live with it every day.I cant believe you would do this,After you told me you loved me,And I thought it was true,But I guess you lied.Now I'm here alone,Without you by my side,No one for me to talk to,About what I'm going through.

Hurt Nin
What have I become?My sweetest friendEveryone I knowGoes away in the endYou could have it allMy empire of dirtI will let you downI will make you hurtI wear this crown of shitUpon my liar's chairFull of broken thoughtsI cannot repairBeneath the stains of timeThe feelings disappearYou are someone elseI am still right hereWhat have I become?My sweetest friendEveryone I knowGoes away in the end

Hurtn..when I Met U I Didnt Knw Wht 2 Do. I Didnt Think Things Would Have Happened Lyk Dis. All Dis Is Driven Me Crazy. Da 1st Kiss Dot Me. Idk, But I
When i met u i didnt knw wht 2 do. I didnt think things would have happened lyk dis. All dis is driven me crazy. Da 1st kiss dot me. Idk, but i almost melted in ur arms. Im not sure now 2 explain it. It felt so right. The way u look at me makes me feel good. Every time sum1 text me n b4 i look 2 c who it is, i would b hopen its u. N every time it is u my heart race 2 a different beat thn b4. Every time i c or talk 2 u i get butterflies in stomach. I lyk da way i feel abt u. But this is driven me crazy. Im not sure wht 2 do. Waitn is sumthin i cant do. I have never felt dis way abt any1 in my whole life. I really didnt think i would.I dont think there anything 4 me 2 do. U already knw how i feel abt u.N im not sure how u feel abt me. -Miss Pretty

Hurt
im not gonna lie. it hurts.and i dont know what i did to deserve it.and almost just wanna be done with it. i used to be there, but now after time passes, and im not here much, ive gone down. and yes, it hurts, cause ive been through a lot. but its fine, my ego has been crushed enough this month. and although you'll still be there,and i wont be, I'll still love you.But i can see now, where i stand, in all honesty.out of sight, out of mind. im not writting this for anyone to understand it. cause i dont want drama, and i dont want questions. i just wanted to put it out there.and it might not even have to do with FU, so dont assume,please.

Hurt Is What She Hides
Little girl sits staring into the sun, Visions from the past haunt this little one. Laughter and smiles, Angers and fears, All of the cryin through the years, Dancing and cheering there is no more, The Life of her guardians of which she isnt sure. To her this world is a harsh Place better then others but in poor taste. True her happiness shines on the outside, BUT HURT IS WHAT SHE HIDES

Hurt And Had To Get Stuff Off My Chest
when you find the one you have looked for for so long. you can be unprepared and not be able to change things from your past . and some how they hurt you even if you are trying to do good. I have been a friend to some one and things that have happened in the past are now changing what my future holds.I not sure what i can do . I am scared angry and upset. i feel enraged.I got manipulated in to being a friend to some one who didn't exsist and I was decent enough to at least hear them out and now if ruining what i could only hope for . which is my one chance at love.I met the best woman in the world in the biggest dump online and the wolves ripped it apart.didnt have much of a chance from the start I guess. but I sit here torn and hurting thinking why I even get up in the morning or should I just fucking say it usually in the afternoon. seems like this life is barley worth getting up for .the few people that are real friends are few. the rest are after either money what you have or what

Hurt Me
Twist me, Cut me, It's just pure bliss, Slice open a vein, And seal it with a kiss. Slice me, Hurt me, You know I love it more, When you slap me in the face, And I wind up on the floor. Bruise me, Break me, You like to hear me scream, And I can't help but oblidge, When you're acting oh so mean. Whip me, Chain me, I love to be restrained, Listen to my chorus, Screams of pleasure and of pain. Bite me, Stab me, I need to feel the pain, It balances out the good, And keeps my sanity sane.

Hurting On The Inside
There is so much going on in my life that I do not if I am coming or going any more for once I would like it to stand still just for one sec with no pain no hurting no meds to take for the pain

" Hurt "
The hurt is still there and always will be until I know he cares it will remain still. I'm waiting for the day he will say he isn't going away. I don't think that time will come, atleast no time soon. He still thinks he's to young to have a steady girlfriend...

Hurt
HURT I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here [Chorus:] What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

Hurt And Broken
When people look at me, they think I am a happy-go lucky person.But in reality,I'm not.My heart breaks alittle more each day.I try to paste on a smile to fool people into thinking there is nothing wrong.I just feel like jumping off the highest cliff so everyone would be happy that I am gone.I love my kids and I would do anything for them but they are hurting and there is really nothing I can do for them except to try and be there for them.My daughter is only 2 so she is not sure whats going on but my 2 boys do.I hear it everyday from them that they love their dad but dont understand why he does what he does.13 yrs is a long time to just give up but it's over.I have cried so much that I can probably water a corn field with no problem.What I hate is that I dont have anyone to talk to.I am just at my wits end with everything and everyone.I keep asking myself,who wants a single mother of 3 kids?? Answer,noone!! I think the thing that hurts the most is that I still love him so much.Even aft

Hurt
There comes a time in ones life when u have to let the love of ur life go . Its never easy . You can't hold on to someone who dont love you back. Some times the right things to do in life are the most painful to do . They say if u truely love something set it free n if its ment to be it will come back to you . Sometimes we give our hearts away to someone to find out in the end they didnt truely want or respect what they had. All we can do is hope oneday they see what precious gift they had in there hands. Oneday they will see what they shattered, see the pain n hurt they causedto the one that did truely love them. Oneday we all hope to find that one true love . Is it out there ? I would like to think it is . We all want to find that one person who will take the time to climb our walls n see what true beauty is deep inside all of us . We all want that one person who looks at us and sees the true us n will stand by us threw all of lifes ups and downs. I may be broken now but in time

Hurtful Feelings And Stuff
So. this is me. If you don't like it, there is a block button that you (or I can use). I know I am fat and ugly but you don't have to call me that. I am very insecure about my body at times. I hate that I have a peice of skin near my asshole that shows up in most of my pics. It's very embarassing. That is why I don't like showing my asshole or taking pics of it, unless my finger is there. I know I am fat and there is a reason for it. I was born with too much intestines and had some removed when I was 7 months old because I almost died and there is a scar on my stomach to prove that and when I had my last colonoscopy done in 2002, the doctor said my intestines were twisted and knotted up like a 95 yr olds and that I can't have surgery to straighten them out because of all the scar tissue there already. If you look at the rest of my body, I am not that fat. I have to take laxatives everyday for the rest of my life for my condition. Yeha, I am medically anorexic. I know I am fat but I ha

Hurt
I told you I was scared... told you I didn't want to be hurt again.. You asked me not to be afraid... said you wouldn't hurt me.. You made me feel safe.. so I trusted you.. I gave you my heart.. for a while it was wonderful.. I had forgotten what that happiness felt like.. until.. You left me.. leaving me hurt and asking why? Every time you avoid me.. every time you lie to me.. You hurt me all over again... leaving me to believe 1 thing.. No man is to be trusted... all they want in the end... is to hurt me..

Hurt
I know every ones heart gets broken,but wish it away,You hold her love as a token,Often dreading the new day,Passing by your angel, leads to a hole in your heart,from when you were together, then quickly fell apart,You look to the stars for an answer, the answer is never clear,maybe it was for the best, so often you have to hear,some questions never get answered, silently folded and stashed,like two cars all bent, broken, and crashed,crazy as it may be, its always hard to let go,Only holding onto, the memories you know,The first is always perfect,till it comes to an end,Then no one compares to her, you cant even be friends,She has no sympathy for the wounded,you have fallen to the ground,You try to call to her, but no voice can be found,She walks away slowly, she wants you to watch her walk away,only you remember what you both had to say,reaching through your chest and grabs your soul,Rips it out without mercy, and sticks it in the coal,Burning the remains of what you had for her,Only

Hurting
Slipped , slowly into a coma, A restfull state , Where I can not be found, I never accepted your help ,Just the way I a I am ,thi sickness is eating me ,inside & out,I lo ve my family & friends truly ,I just can't take any more!

Hurt
Some time's in life we are blinded to the things we can not see. Blinded by love blinded by pain some time's we can not fix nor change thing's that are wrong or that enable's us from living day to day. We try to face fact's and believe that the good will save us all, that love can heal all sickness which creep's in and wont let go we all have choice's we must make but what will it be when you have taken the soul Life as i know it is dark and empty i thought it would be enough to save you but nothing right to the end we laugh we cry we hurt to where we want to dye we let down wall's and let other's in when we should be more on guard to the heart for it's our only friend. Feeling alone for some time now every thing falling apart like i am in hell Looseing you was not easy but i want to live where it is truly wanted not a time passer or for your amusement my love was real though it all feeling hurt no way to go on shuting my self out and now shuting down

Hurt
You weren’t there when you should have beenYou weren’t thereWhen I told everyone you would be!My night in shining amourBecame rusty overnightMy soul mate forgot he had another half! Oh how I wish you had been there!Through all the terrors and the painWhen life had lost all meaningAnd my mind was in distressAnd I wandered as a ghost I always thought that you would be‘The One’ to sleigh the dragonTo raise me from the fiery pitAnd rock me back to healthSafe in your arms You weren’t there in the cold dawnWarm arms wrapped around me.It was not your car I heardAs I staggered to the windowEyes swollen from grief and loss The voice I heard through sedationIn the hospital, was not yoursYou were not arrivingTo take me to lunchMy longing’s cruel trick I would have walked on broken glassStared Medusa in the faceStarved and suffered just to knowYou were alright, not left your sideFrom daybreak to daybreak Oh God! No matter how I view it No matter how I try

Hurt
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET HURT IT SEEMS LIKE WHEN I THINK I FOUND THE ONE SOMEONE ALWAYS HAS TO MESS IT UP FOR ME I GUESS IM NOT MENT TO BE WITH NO ONE IM THINKING OF GIVING UP ON LOVE FOR KNOW IM NOT WANTED ANYMORE SO I WILL BE SINGLE FOREVER

-hurt-
I Hurt MySelf Today, To See If I Still Feel. I Focused On The Pain, The Only Thing That's Real. The Needle Tears A Whole, The Old Familiar Sting. Try To Kill It All Away, But I Remember Everything. What Have I Become My Sweetest Friend? Everyone I Know, Goes Away In The End. And You Can Have It All, My Kingdom Of Dirt. I Will Let You Down, I Will Make You Hurt. I Wear This Crown Of Thorns, Upon My Liar's Chair. Full Of Broken Thoughts, I Can Not Repair. Beneath The Stains Of Time, The Feeling's Disappear. You Are Someone Else, I Am Still Right Here. What Have I Become My Sweetest Friend? Everyone I Know, Goes Away In The End. You Can Have It All, My Empire Of Dirt. I Will Let You Down, I Will Make You Hurt. If I Could Start Again, A Millions Miles Away, I Would Keep My Self, I Would Find A Way.

Hurt By Family
so i been hurt by one of the ppl in the worset way and never thought they would ... My real sis has not only broke my heart but my trust... She has picked a mans side over her own sister i didnt expect her to take any and to stay out of my business. she finds it ok to have a man abuse u mentally. i dont have to be with a man to be a mom but she thinks pressuring me into going back is gonna work she is wrong. i went back once to try and do the right thing but it didnt happen... she says i dont know the man im in love with long enough to love him 2 years is not long enough... she shouldnt knock the shit cause she has done the same damn shit How do i ever forgive someone like this??? my heart and back feel like a knife has gone thro them

Hurt
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing thats real The needle tears a hole The old familiar sting Try and kill it all away But I remember everything... What have I become, My sweetest friend? Everyone I know goes away,in the end... And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt. I wear this crown of shit Upon my liars chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time

Hurt People
Hurt people . We are not being judgmental by separating ourselves from such people. But we should do so with compassion. Compassion is defined as a "keen awareness of the suffering of another coupled with a desire to see it relieved." People hurt others as a result of their own inner strife and pain. Avoid the reactive response of believeing they are bad; they already think so and are acting that way. They aren't bad; they are damaged and they deserve compassion. Note that compassion is an internal process, an understanding of the painful and troubled road trod by another. It is not trying to change or fix that person..

Hurts
Once again the Night fades away into Day As my mind remembers days long past. The darkness creeps upon me as the light chases the shadows for another day. Long past has my heart turned to ice As Memories of that night burn at my soul. My eyes still see the flames in the Night as my ears fill with those dying cries. The morning wakens the song birds of the day as the Birds of the night nestle down to sleep. A lonely tear streaks down my face as I slowly realize I no longer feel. The sirens wale in the distance drowning out the pain I could not bare. The ocean tosses it's waves upon the shore as a lonely soul drifts aimlessly into the deep. A heart stopped too long ago what life could live without it's beat. I welcome the waters into my lungs as the peace I saught over comes me. But as life is not certain neither is death, again i wake to find the pain still here. As many a times I have longed for death I saught it in the earth sea and air. I breath in as the dar

Hurt(johnny Cash/nin)
I hurt myself today To see if I still feel I focus on the pain The only thing that's real The needle tears a holeThe old familiar sting Try to kill it all away But I remember everything [Chorus:]What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt I wear this crown of thorns Upon my liar's chair Full of broken thoughts I cannot repair Beneath the stains of time The feelings disappear You are someone else I am still right here [Chorus:]What have I become My sweetest friend Everyone I know goes away In the end And you could have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I will make you hurt If I could start again A million miles away I would keep myself I would find a way

Husband's Struggle
What is happening Why is everyone crying I feel myself dying My chest hurts My mind has gone fuzzy Who is he A man walks up Wants to talk to me I said where are we? We stand in the middle of your life That was your wife Those were your children I said oh my god what happened to them They went around a corner There was no shoulder I close my eyes I start to pray I begged for a miracle God why did you take them What will happen to me YOu think i am free I live in a cage and will age I need to drink I need to sink into her hole She goes down I will go with her You took my wife, life and my kids God I am now broken Where will I go What will I do I AM ASKING YOU I fall to the ground Beg for mercy Let it all end God forgive me I know you can mend My wife wakes me up She says baby it was only a nightmare I look in her eyes I love you more than ever not cause your my wife But because you and the kids are my life.

Husband Returning From Turkey
Top thing on my mind today, my husband is heading back state side in about 24 hours and should be here by no longer than tuesday, so I wont be around for a couple days after his return Im sure we all know why. Secondly my larry the cable guy lookalike brother, *as seen in friends and family gallery* peirced his nipple yesterday! after i return from my next visit home i'll be sure to get that shit up, it'll be entertaining his boobies are almost as big as mine :P hahahaha anyway we're all half way through the week keep on truckin'~M.C. Luckert

Husband Shopping
A Husband Shopping Center has opened in Atlanta where a woman can go to choose among many men to be her husband. It is laid out in five floors with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascend. There is, however, a catch. You're only allowed in once. Once you open the door to any floor, you must choose a man from that floor. If you go up a floor, you can't go back down except to exit the building. So, a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door says: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love kids. The woman reads the sign. "Well, that's better than not having jobs, or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes. The second floor sign says: Floor 2: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, and are extremely good-looking. "Hmmm, better," says the woman. "But I wonder what's further up?" The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have high-paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good-lookin

The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . .. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: F

10 Husbands
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin. What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times? "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job

The Husband Store...
The Husband Store! A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to t

Husband Taps Wife
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"

Husband #11
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband,"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be." "Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me." "Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up." Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver." "Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method." "Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sur

Husband And Babysitter - Erotic Story
I should start out by telling you about us. We are a good looking, middle class white couple. We’ve been married for five years and are in our late twenties. My husband, Ken, and I dated in college and got married right after we graduated from college. During our college years, we both found three ways with another male satisfying and were involved in a few before we were married. Since then, we have been limited by the constraints of life but have still had time to participate in about one per year. It has never been anything we plan that far out ahead. It is usually spur of the moment opportunity that gets the ball rolling. That is how we fell into the situation in this story. My company throws our Christmas parties in February. It is odd but it makes it easier for reservations as we are not competing with anyone else’s Christmas party by then. It was announced that the party was the middle of February ahead of time so we could make arrangements. In the search for a babysitter, I wa

Husband And Wife
One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very Sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ************************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" ; "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." ************************************************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is her husband. ************************************************** ************************************** ************ Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," sai

The Husband Store
>Subject: Husband store > > >A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a >woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the >entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! > >There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the >shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . . you may >choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a >floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a >woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. . > > On the first floor the sign on the door reads: > >Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. > >The second floor sign reads: > > >Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. > > >The third floor sign reads: > > >Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are >extremely good looking. > > "Wow," she thinks, but fee

Husband Shopping
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch?.. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband?.. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help wit

The Husband Store
Welcome To The Husband Store! A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!! You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! Happy Shopping!!!! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband... On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign

A Husband And Wife Are Sitting Quietly In Bed Reading When The Wife Looks Over At Him And Asks The Question...
A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question... WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND! : "Of c ourse I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would y ou sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No,

The Husband Store
"The Husband Store" A store that sells new men who are ready to become husbands had opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love K

Husband Isn't Mr. Fix-it
A man and his wife got up for work one morning and the wife said, "Honey, the refrigerator needs fixing." The man said, "Do I look like the Maytag repair man?" Then she said, "The car also needs fixing." "Do I look like Mr. Goodwrench?" So the man went on to work, and when he finally got home, his wife said, "Oh I got the car and the refrigerator fixed. The man next door fixed them." The man said, "Well, how much did he charge?" "Well," she said, "He said I can either sleep with him or bake him a cake." "Did you bake him a cake?" "Do I look like Betty Crocker?"

Husbands Mistress
A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!" "Oh" replies the husband, "that was my mistress." "That's it," says the wife, "I want a divorce." "Ok," replies her husband, "but remember, if you get a divorce there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But, the decision is yours." Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who is that woman with Jim?" she asks. "That's his mistress," replies her husband. "Ours is much better looking." says the wife.

The Husband Store
The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the product increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These me

"10 Husbands"
Body: A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whet

The Husband Store
"The Husband Store" A Store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch.you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign rea

The Husband Store....
A new "Husband Store" has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they must follow the instructions posted at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the husbands increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any husband from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down, except to exit the building!" So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs." The 2nd floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids." The 3rd floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking." "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help With Housework." "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I c

Husband Store
A new "Husband Store" has just opened in New York City that sells husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they must follow the instructions posted at the entrance: "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the husbands increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any husband from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down, except to exit the building!" So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs." The 2nd floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids." The 3rd floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking." "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help With Housework." "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can h

The Husband
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several Months, Yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, he Motioned for Her to come nearer. She sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have Been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know What?" "What dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with Warmth. "I think you're bad luck, get the fuck away from me."

10 Husbands, Still A Virgin
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he k

Husbands As Drinks
Three middle aged ladies were sitting around the porch one day bragging about their husbands' sex drive when one decided that they should refer to their lovers as a soft drink. The first lady began, "My husband is like a 7-Up, he's got seven inches and it's always up!" The second replied, "My man is like a Mountain Dew, when he mounts me he always knows what to do!" After a moment the third woman says, "My man is like a Jack Daniels…" "That's not a soft drink," one woman exclaims, "That's a hard liquor!" Without hesitation the lady shouts, "That's my Leroy!"

Husband Wanted
A lonely widow, aged 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?!" the widow said. "Just look at you ... you have no legs!" The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!” She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?" The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.

10 Husbands And Still A Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it

Husband And Wife
Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. She: "Oh, that feels good." His hand moves to her breast. She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful." His hand moves to her leg. She: "Oh, honey, don't stop." But he stops. She: "Why did you stop?" He: "I found the remote."

Husband Comes Home
A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free." The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

The Husband Store
>>>>>A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a >>>>>woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the >>>>>entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the >>>>>store ONLY ONCE! >>>>> >>>>>There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the >>>>>shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . you may >>>>>choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a >>>>>floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a >>>>>woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. >>>>> >>>>>On the first floor the sign on the door reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. >>>>> >>>>>The second floor sign reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. >>>>> >>>>>The third floor sign reads: >>>>> >>>>>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are >>>>>extremely good

Husband Get's Wife's Email Wrong! Oooops!
An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: Dearest Wife, Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here.

Husband Problem
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, right up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." > The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" > The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." > The pharmacists eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen . Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" > The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. > The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now , That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Husband And Wife In Bed
HUSBAND AND WIFE IN BED . She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder. . She says "Oh, that feels good." . His hand moves to her breast. . She says "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful." . His hand moves to her leg. * . She says "Oh, honey, don't stop." .... But he stops. . She says "Why did you stop?" . He says "I found the remote"

The Husband & Wife Stores
The Husband & Wife Stores A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City,where a woman may go to choose a husband.Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how thestore operates: 1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! 2. There are six floors and the value of the products increase asthe shopper ascends. 3. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,but cannot go back down except to exit the building! A woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with ho

Husband And Wife Jokes
The wife stands in front of a mirror."you know, dear," she says, "I look in the mirror & I see an old woman, face wrinkled, fat legs & flabby arms" She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He says in a soft voice, "your eye sight is perfect" ************************************************** Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ? A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so. ************************************************** Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ..?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiration date. ************************************************** Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure, what are my choices? Wife : Yes and no. ************************************************** A man said to his wife one day, "I

A Husband
A husband feeling a bit horny goes to the bathroom and returns with 4 aspirin and a glass of water for his wife. He says, "Here honey, here are some aspirin and a some water." She replied, "but honey I do not have a headache!" He replied, "Thank God!"

10 Husbands, Still A Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it

Husband's Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty! One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?" "My darling," he replied, "I get al

Husband Off The Walll
i want some feedback on this blog.... shouldnt everything in a marriage be equal instead of the male wearing the pants should the women have the right to wear the pants to. a man and woman should be equal when it comes to marriage or any relationship. not in front or in back, unless ur having sex of course. lol. let me know if u feel the same ladies and gentlemen.

A Husband Must....
A husband that truly loves his wife must......... -Leave her sweet texts to wake up to - Sneak up behind her - Grab her by the waist - Do everything to make her smile - Always make her laugh - tell her shes beautiful not sexy - tell her she has amazing eyes - when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend - Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone - if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay - NEVER cheat on her - kiss her on the forehead - when you walk with her walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop - Dont say i love you Unless you Mean It. - listen to her when she talks - tell her your secrets. - protect her.

Husband Store
brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "

Husband Is Getting Raped Tonight.
My husband is home for the night and then will be back on the road early tomorrow morning for another week. I have plans for him where I will be literally raping him. I told him that I want to be his master and he is to be my slave and allow me to do anything I wish to his to all of his body and he WILL take it all and enjoy all that I give. If you were in his place tonight what it is that you would want me to do to you (him) ???? These one week business trips are getting to me and he will be doing this for six more weeks yet and will finally be home on August 20th for good... just in time for my birthday the next day. I plan to rape him every Saturday night when he gets home because I miss him so much during the time he is gone... but it is so much fun texting him with my dirty ideas and thoughts... we have virtual foreplay for the week he is gone through out cell phone textings and then we are so hot for one another on the night he is home. Technology is so great for

Husbandly Saying's :-)
"Will you marry me?" Really means.... "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter." "Go ask your mother." Really means.... "I am incapable of making a decision." "I do help around the house." Really means.... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket." "Hey, I've got my reasons for what I'm doing." Really means.... "And I sure hope I think of something pretty soon." "I can't find it." Really means.... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless." "What did I do this time?" Really means.... "What did you catch me at?" "She's one of those rabid feminists." Really means.... "She refused to make my coffee." "I heard you." Really means.... "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me." "You know I could never love anyone else." Really means.... "

Husband/wife Jokes
Wife: “Honey..... What are you looking for?” Husband: “Nothing.” Wife: “Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.” Husband: “I was just looking for the expiration date.” Q - What is the difference between a Mother & a Wife? A - One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so. ********** Wife : “Do you want dinner?” Husband : “Sure, what are my choices?” Wife: “Yes and no.” ********** Wife: "You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?" Husband: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears." Wife: "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?" Husband: "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,'What other problem can there be greater than this one?" ********** Girl: “When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.” Boy: “It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't hav

Husbands Who Prefer Younger Women
FOR HUSBANDS WHO PREFER YOUNGER WOMEN A husband wrote the following letter for his wife and left it on the dining room table: "To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you & I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight." When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table: "My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform yo u that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one

Husband Store
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I

The Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. ... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord

Husband And Wife Store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: 1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! 2. There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends. 3. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to exit the building! A woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and loves kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework. "

Husband And Wife
Dear Husband: I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw. Last week, you came home and didn't even notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk panties. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your shows. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband and wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Wife P.S. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! ********** Dear Ex-Wife - Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although

Husband Free To Good Home:
for those that may be interested in married life this is for you: male, aged 37, 6'6" about 230 lbs. brown hair, blue eyes and disabled. for the truth in disclosure rules: the male suffers from: 1. diabetes 2. hyper tension 3. high cholesterol 4. degenerative disks (4) in his lower back, walks with a cane 5. bi-polar with manic episodes 6. refuses to converse with the one he is with 7. dementia 8. ulcers 9. in my opinion, though hasn't been diagnosed, self-delusional 10. technically on fifth "legal" marriage 11. severe restless sleeper when sleeping with someone 12. asthma 13. heart condition 14. an ego the size of the northern hemi-sphere as far as i know that about covers it.

Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

A Husband's Tough Decision!!!!
My next door neighbor, Sam is a good man. He respects his marriage, works long hard hours as a crane operator for a good company, LOVES his wife and kids and has NEVER put anything above his immediate family! So it pains him to know that his wife has been running out on him! Apparently she has a few problems with alcohol and gambling! She was seeking help for her addictions but Sam sat down with me and told me that she's returning to her "old" ways! She's out at ALL hours of the night with her "sisters" and she's forgetting to pay the bills on time! But as stated earlier, Sam has found prove of her infidelity! He found a few motel receipts from the HoJo Inn dated on the days that he works his "scheduled" 15 hour days! He told me that "this is it"...he cant take it anymore! He asked for my help to make a decision about whether to: leave and divorce his wife or stay and tough it out..not just for her but mainly for his dearly angels!!!! I now ask you the same question...what would you do

Husband Had Lung Surgery Yesterday!
Dear friends, fans, and comments, I will get in touch with all of you as soon! Lou had lung cancer, and had to have his middle lobe removed, along with his lym[h nodes. He is in stable condition. I will be in touch soon...Thank you all, so much for all my comments and friend request. I will recipricate, soon as I can. Luv Ya! Dolly

Husband & Wife..................toothbrush!!!! How Its Related To Them
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet... Husband: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush.. .. Hope u hav a fab day

Husband's Fund Raiser
"Elizabeth Edwards is speaking out again. She says the problem with her husband’s fund raising campaign is she can’t make him black, and she can’t make him a woman. That’s the same problem with Michael Jackson’s people."

Husband Store
The Husband Store -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign re ads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs,

Husband Chair
urban word of the day October 26, 2007: husband chair A chair in a womens' clothes store/department for a guy to sit in and wait while his wife or girlfriend shops. You go ahead and shop. I'll just be over here in the husband chair. :D

The Husband Store
> > THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM?? > > > > WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!! A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: WELCOME TO THE HUSBAND STORE!! You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! Happy Shopping!!!! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband... On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1: These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2: These men have jobs, love the Lord, and like kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3: These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good

The Husband Store
A >brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. >When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions >at the entrance: >"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!" There are 6 floors and the value >of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any >item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, >but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman >goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. > >On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: > >Floor 1 - These men have jobs. > >The 2nd floor sign reads: >Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. > >The 3rd floor sign reads: >Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good >looking. > >"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. > >She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: >Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking >and Help with Housework.

Husband Wanted Very Funny
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that is was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local newspaper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME, AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He had no arms or legs. "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you?" the widow said. "Just look at you! You have no legs!" The old gentleman smiled, "Therefore, I cannot run around on you!" "You don't have any arms either!" she snorted. Again, the old man smiled, "Therefore, I can never beat you!" She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, "Are you still good in bed??" The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, "I rang the door bell, didn't I?" The wedding is scheduled for Saturday.

Husband Issues
I came here because I just need to write. I would usually write this stuff in my private journal here at home but unfortunately that is in my room somewhere and I don't want to be near my husband at the moment. This has been a long time coming I guess. I get to feeling this way about this man every so often. Some of it is my doing I am sure but it seems to me that he doesn't take responsibility for himself as often as I would like. Last week my computer crashed. I've been having problems with my computer for months and months. My husband has known this, but when it crashed this time I didn't say anything to my husband about it because when I tell him things he doesn't move on them fast enough for my taste. I went out and bought a new computer on Monday of this week. My husband didn't even notice it until today then he got all pissed off at me because I went and bought a new computer without saying a word to him about it. I didn't even tell him it crashed, completely crashed

Husband Application, Please Fill Out And Send To Me Ty
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19.Do you think I'm hot? 20. Would you if you could change anything about me? 21.If so what? 22.would you marry me? 23.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 24. What do you rate me outta 1-10?? 25. Your phone number? Lets Play! I dare you...the first one Who will answer this wil

Husband App.
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? 5. Are we friends? 6. Do you have a crush on me? 7. Would you kiss me? 8. ...with tongue? 9. Would you enjoy it? 10. Would you ever ask me out? 11. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 13. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 14. Would you walk on the beach with me? 15. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 16. Do you/have you talk shit about me? 17. Do you think I'm a good person? 18. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 19. Do you think I'm hot? 20. Would you if you could change anything about me? 21. If so what? 22. Would you marry me? 23. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 24. What do you rate me outta 1-10?? 25. Your phone number? Lets Play! I dare you...the first one Who will answer th

A Husband
a husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained as usual "i have a headache" "perfect " the man said "i wuz jus in da bathroom powdering my penis wit aspirin, u can take it orally or as a suppository its upto u

Husband
i fell in love with my husband after only a couple of days. i asked him to marry me and we got married dec 13 2006. only three weeks after we started dating. it will be a year this thurday and to all those people that said we wouldnt make it well we are and will be together forever

Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Lov e Kids. "That's nice," she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes t

Husband Material???
Reliable? What Sign Should You Date?EarthYou should date a Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn. If youâ��re looking for a hard-working, dependable, and loyal lover, then look no further than an Earth sign! Donâ��t mistake this introvert as someone who isnâ��t social because they have quite the charm. Just keep in mind that even though they can be a bit materialistic and limited in their outlook, this sign will make you the focus of their attention!Love-Friendship Quizzes

The Husband Store
The Husband Store A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- 'You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exc

Husbands Compliments
A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he murmured, "Youre beautiful." Flattered, the wife continued her vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later, her husband woke up and said, "Youre cute." Startled, she asked him, "What happened to beautiful?" "The drugs are wearing off," he replied.

Husbands And Wives With No Give And Take Makes For Success?
I was chatting with an acquaintance who suddenly had to log off of the computer because his wife got home and would be mad at him. I asked why and he said she thinks he is always looking at porn and chatting with e-ho's so he's not supposed to be on unless she is there. I asked if he was allowed to pee before she arrived at home and he got all offended and said it wasn't like that but from what I have seen it is. He is OWNED. She never gives an inch. I have an online friend that does the same sorta thing. When the hubby arrives home she hurries to log everything off and shut down the pc so he doesn't see her on. She says he expects that she'll be leaving him soon and gets quite mad when he sees her on chat related sites. She also can't do much without checking with him first. She is OWNED. Why do people choose to enter and remain in onesided marriages? I don't get it. I know some say that making it work is better than a divorce but why live so miserably for so much of an average day. I

A Husband Takes His Wife To Play Her First Game Of Golf
A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....Of course, the wife promptly whacked her first shot right through the window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us.' So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm voice said, 'Come on in.' Wh en they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people that broke my window?' 'Uh...yeah, sir.. We're sure sorry abou t that,' the husband replied. 'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you... You see, I'm a genie , and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you

Husband & Wife Bill Of Rights
Husband & Wife Bill of Rights THE WIFE'S BILL OF RIGHTS! Amendment I We have the right to dislike your buddies. We know it's important for you to have your guy friends, but you should know by now that we're not turned on by your stories of the good old days at college, your sexual exploits, or which relief pitcher the Red Sox should trade. Disappear for a while and be boys—it's OK, go chug beer and high-five—but please don't expect us to be happy when your friends come over and put their feet on our coffee tables or leave their beer cans on the floor. Amendment II We have the right to experience PMS in all its glory. Either give us our space or accept the consequences. We know it's unfair, but some of us just can't rein it in. You knew that before you married us. We may shout, cry, belittle, act irrationally. It lasts a few days each month, so please deal with it. Or even better: Bring home dinner, clear the dishes, and give us a big hug. Amendmen

Husband's Check
Proud and pleased as she could be, the new, young bride, Mrs. Stanford Strothers, strode briskly up to the teller's cage at the bank to cash her husband's pay check for the first time. When the teller told her the check would have to be endorsed, the bride grabbed the pen and unhesitatingly wrote on the back, "I heartily recommend my husband, Stanford Strothers."

10 Husbands, Still A Virgin.
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin. A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he’d look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn’t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn’t

Husband Wanted Ad
HUSBAND WANTED A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!' She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???' The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'I Rang the doorbell didn't I?'

Husband
You Would Make an Okay 1930's Husband You have some of the attributes of an ideal 1930's husband. You're well mannered, kind, and even tempered. You have a few nasty habits, but what man doesn't? Would You Have Been a Good Husband in the 1930s?

The Husband
I am frustrated, tired, and just generally ready for some peace in my life. I was separated from Jared for a bit, but decided to work stuff out and I am beginning to feel he does not want the same thing. Take today for instance.... So today I had a doctor's appointment at Walter Reed and they pretty much told me this Med board thing was going to take awhile. They want to try this medication on me to see if it helps alleviate some of the symptoms I have. They are putting me on Tegretol which is the same thing my brother uses for his seizures. Well anyhow they want to evaluate me on it and take some video of me and take it to some movement disorder clinic and well there is a lot happening and like I said it was going to take awhile. To top it off the only doctor who specializes in this is located at Walter Reed, which yeah that is great but leaves me stuck here for awhile. Well I am stressed. Seriously wondering if anything is going to work out in my marriage. And Jared who f

Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules, limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and HouseCleaning 1.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. Signed: Desperate Wife -----Reply----- Dear Desperate Wife, Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command: C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, H

Husband
He is getting better and better with each day. He drove last night for the first time at night and he did pretty good. He drives like an old man now. But he will his reassurance back with time and some more experience. He goes back to his speech therapist on Tuesday I think and he will be getting more work with is speech and words. It is fun to see how he is progressing with each of therapy sessions for he gets better and better with each one. I tell you what, Wii is the best physical therapy ever. We got the Wii Fit for Christmas and he is on that thing every day working with it. He is getting better and better with it and it is so challenging for him. He especially is getting to this yoga and balance games on the Wii. It is going to be great year in 2009.

Husband
Taking him to speech therapy today after 2 weeks off and his therapist will be so surprised at well he is speaking since he went on vacation. And his motor skills are so good too .. he will be really surprised.

Husband Down...
Husband Down A husband picks up a case of Coors Light and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Coors Light and its half the price.' On the PA system: 'Cleanup needed on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

The Husband Store
The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled

The Husband Store
> The Husband Store > > A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at > the entrance is a description of how the store operates: > > > You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the > flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back > down except to exit the building > > > So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: > > Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs > > > She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: > > > > Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. > > > 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more..' > > > So she continues upward.. The third floor sign reads: > > > Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,

The Husband Store
The Husband Store A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands. When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. "Oh, me

Husband Down.....
A husband and wife are shopping at the local store. The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their shopping cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale. ONly $10 for 24 cans," the husband replies. "Put them back, We can't afford them," demands the wife. A few aisles further along, the wife pikcs up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "what do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife. Her husband snorts, "so does 24 cans of Budeiser, and it's half the price,'" Suddenly, on the PA system: "Cleanup needed on aisle 16. We have a husband down."

''husband Super Store''
Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping center to find some husbands... FIRST FLOOR The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids." The women read…

Husband Wanted
husband wanted A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get , married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are You? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!' She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???' The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said, 'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'

10 Husbands, Still A Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative, he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services, he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services, he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing, even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer, he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration, he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husban

Husband Store
The Husband StoreA store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , Where a woman may go to choose a husband.Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!There are six floors and the attributes of the menincrease as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. . .. You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. .On the first floor the sign on the door reads:Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads:Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads:Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love th

Husband's Diagnosed With Thyroid Cancer
Dr. called today...mike has papillary thyroid cancer...totally treatable...surgery will b june 2nd....take thyroid and have a lymphnode disection of neck....3 days hospital....post op visit given 2 doses of radioactive meds to kill off any existing disease.....thank you all for ur concern and prayers......lisa....:)

A Husband?
A Husband... A husband should beLoyal and honestA husband should beStrong and protectiveA husband should be Loving and romanticA husband should be Patient and understandingA husband should knowWhen enough is enoughA husband should know When to fight and when to cryA husband should knowall your goals and dreamsA husband should knowyour strengths and well as your weaknessesA husband needs to be a true manA husband needs to love you unconditionallyA husband needs to know your heart is forever his

Husband 1.o
Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed, Desperate ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DEAR DESPERATE , First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install theGuilt 3.

Husband Wanted
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.. He had no arms or legs. The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you...you have no legs! The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!' She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!' Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'

Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies. Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband. 'Its my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife. Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.' On the PA system: 'Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.'

The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Husband Doesn't Celebrate Valentine's Day?
I've got my valentine...sitting right over there....on the sofa. He loves valentine's day for romance..and.... But this is the second year in a row with no card....no candy. I LOVE chocolate... where's the chocolate love? I love DIAMONDS... LOL Ah well, not trying to get sympathy or anything..just saying.

Husband Of My Ddreams
Husband of my DDreamsSparkle like a diamond divineHeavenlee man you must B mineSparkle like a flame brilliant RRedDesiring to give you Great HeadHusband of my Deepest DreamsNever shall you hear my SScreamsStanding at the foot of my BBedImparting such Awe and DDreadHusband of my DDreamsGenuis of Generous Light and LifeGenerator of Chaos and Endless StrifeExpecting me to B yourr #%!WifeHusband of my Darkest DreamsPutting the Screws to the ReemsNothing is ever what it SEemsIn hell with youRR TeamsHusband of my DDreamsInjustice can be righteousness.Darkness can be light's bliss.Dangling out the word MISS!Husband of my DDreams I still adore Missionary.I want to make Stationary.My heart has the word Cautionary.

Husband & Wife Joke
A husband always insisted on making love with the light off. After 20 years, the wife turns the light on to find him holding a vibrator. She goes ballistic."You impotent bastard!" she screams. "How could you lie to me all these years?"The husband looks at her and calmly says "I'll explain the vibrator. You explain the kids!"

Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign re

The Husband Store
The Husband Store A store that sells new husbands has opened in Manchester , just off Deansgate where a woman may go to choose a husband.Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to t

Hush-a-bye Baby - Fienderella Poems
Hush-a-bye Baby Hush-a-bye baby, newly just cloned, Your networking skills, Madam H will have honed The Scarybird's world coup rests at your feet So don't you dare fail, else your heads we will eat!! A Twisted Nursery Rhyme: Sung to the tune of "Hush-a-bye Baby"

Hush
Since i first locked eyes with you I realized all my dreams had come true But what would i say? What would i do? How could i ever describe the way i feel for you When i try to talk there's just nothing there Impatiently anticipating the day of Loving You For your love there is nothing i won't do And although i wish i could find the words to say these things I guess I'll HUSH instead of wasting these words in VAIN...

Hush...
Hush. can you hear that? Can you hear my silence? Is it as loud as my thoughts that scream at you to notice my pain? Rushing thoughts. My mind in chaos. Everything and nothing is wrong with me. Why must i be the freak? This madness in my head wont leave me alone. Everything repeats; my pain and my happiness, my depression and my good times, my love and my paranoia. wat to do?

Hush Little Baby
Hush little baby don't you squall Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball And if you still can't see beyond Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand And if that wand don't change your fate Momma's gonna teach you to levitate And if the astral makes you sick Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick And if that frankincense smells rank Mom'll buy a sensory deprivation tank And if that tank don't float your bones Momma's gonna buy you some some precious stones And if those gems don't ease your heart Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart And if your planets go berserk Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork And if your aura still needs kneading Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading And if your destiny stays hid Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid And if your chakras still feel stressed Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest And if power animals don't come to charm ya Sorry, kid, it's just your karma!

Hush---
I can't say what I want to, even if I'm not serious. Things like.... "Fuck yourself, kill yourself, you piece of shit." People tell me what to say, what to think , and what to play. I say... "Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. Why don't you go kill yourself?" Just kidding.

Hushing For Now
I just met you and so much I want to say to you but should I say it and what would you say What would you say If I told you I cared deeply for you? Would you blush? What would you say if I said I wanna see you smile? Would ask me why? What would you say If I said I think I love you? Would you question my love? What would you say if I said no distance is to far to travel for you? Would think I am insane and walk away? I may never know what you would say for now I will hold my thoughts and keep my mouth closed but one day you will know this ways written just for you

Hush Now
A Softer Version Sleep now child, in soft warm blankets, safe from the world. Sleep now child, this means nothing to you, wrapped tight and warm. Sleep now child, I'll keep you safe from harm, nothing touches you now. Sleep now child, I can't save you from tommorow, I'll hold you for tonight. Sleep now child

Hush… Shshshsh…
No drama, just life going on behind no other curtains than those caressed by warm, merged sighs of intimacy. Just life, not a romantic play, performed to match the expectations, the longings of audiences, skeptical enthralled or dreamy – just life, simply lived, to the final bow with hands entwined, before the end of another day that could indeed be the last, and so was lived as intensely and fully as the first. No drama, no mysteries, no secluded story lines in starry-eyed sceneries – just life being avidly lived and loved; a walk around the orchard on a sunny afternoon ardent kisses shared under the chestnut trees a passionate run, our breaths quickening, clothes shed impatiently, bodies locked and spirits soaring and… lots of blissful, unwritten poetry!

Hush Boy
HUSH BOY by BASEMENT JAXX There we were at a table for two What with a glass of bubbly and my brand new shoes Found the restaurant on the internet This Mexican place, but they haven't finished it yet He took my hand and said, "I love your eyes, your lips, your hands, your toes" He seem intoxicated As he started to chat ? I put my fingers to his lips and said Hush boy (if you want me for your girlfriend) Just take it slow big boy, there's no need to rush it Hush boy (if you want me for your girlfriend) Come on boy, don't play it tough So the food was good, I had a chicken fajita But he finished the plate and had four margaritas As we gazed into each other's eyes His ex walked in with her brand new guy My man he tried and jumped on me To kiss my arms, my legs, my hips, my lips He knocked the strings off my ? As he started to make an apology, I covered his mouth with my hand and said Hush boy (if you want me for your girlfriend) Ju

Hush....
1. Silence is Creative More and more we are required to "think outside the box." This requires us to come up with new ideas. This may be within a business, a school, or a non-profit organization. Creativity is not found within the known. Creativity means to bring the new into being. All "thinking about" is simply juggling with the old. You might come up with an answer but this is not developing creativity. Creatively needs the silence of "non-thinking." It requires that you quiet the chattering mind. Silence and creativity are one. 2. Silence builds trust Silence allows you to trust yourself. You give yourself time to listen to your inner voice. You learn to discover your unique ways of knowing. You discover that you do know the answers. You simply think others know better than you do. You have been taught this for most of your life. Listening silently to the promptings of your heart you begin got know your own voice. You become your own master. 3. Silence gives rest

Hush Lyrics/poem By Amanda Kathryn (dedicated)
I wait in silence for your hand to touch, but every time I reach there's nothing to hold onto. I see the beauty in what was there before but it faded with the night and sun that rises. I see you when I dream, but that's all it will ever be. Until I hear your voice again on the phone or in my bed. I'll sit here until the morning, with a heart that's split in two. I whisper to you so he can't hear me, but my heart beats so loud it is almost deafening. I see your eyes and don't want to leave, because everything makes sense when you are here with me. I see you when I dream, but that's all it will ever be. Until I hear your voice again, on the phone or in my bed. I'll sit here until the morning, with a heart that's split in two. I wish, in silence. I dream, of you. I wait, for morning. I write, to you. I see you when I dream, but that's all it will ever be. Until I hear your voice again, on the phone or in my bed. I'll sit here until the morning, with

Hushed Words
Hushed words Uttered on a lonely grave Blank expressions Fill a crowded room Loss of a loved one Loss of a good friend Here she lies Forever in torment Nothing more to give A shadow of who she used to be With eyes that used to sparkle Now nothing but lifeless lids Green eyes that used to shine Now have nothing more to give A soul so black and barren A touch so cold A heart so bloody Shattered into two A soul lost among the crowd Hushed words Spoken upon my grave

Hush By Afroman
Hush Afroman lyrics Artist: Afroman Album: The Good Times Year: 2001 Title: Hush {Hook} (Afroman talking) Hush, hush (yeah yeah) Somebody's callin my name (if you listen closely baby) Hush, hush (yeah yeah) Somebody's callin my name Hush (listen baby) hush (somebody's callin) Somebody's callin my name Oh my lord, oh my lord, what shall I do (A man sometimes girls think I'm crazy cause I wake her up and I tell her) Sounds like Jesus (sounds like Jesus) Somebody's callin my name (I know I'm high but baby) Sounds like Jesus And somebody's callin my name Sounds like Jesus Somebody's callin my name Oh my lord, Oh my lord, what shall I do (You know man, I think about all the hard times that I went through and I think) I'm so glad that trouble don't last always I'm so glad that trouble don't last always I'm so glad I'm glad that trouble don't last always Oh my lord, Oh my lord, what shall I do I gotta feelin, that everything's go

Hush
He calls to me across the miles Night winds carry his whispers They float on the breeze and through my windows Falling gently upon my ears - Hush - I hear him now. He calls to me from the heavens Glittering stars cannot compare to the sparkle of his eyes When he looks at me, I am consumed by the fire I see him now. He calls to me through my dreams Dancing together in the shadows of my sleep Where we laugh and love once again I am in his arms I feel him now. He calls to me Every moment of every day Distance couldn't keep us apart When destiny drew us together I'll hold him for eternity As long as he keeps calling.

A Hushand Must......
A husband that truly loves his wife must......... -Leave her sweet texts to wake up to - Sneak up behind her - Grab her by the waist - Do everything to make her smile - Always make her laugh - tell her shes beautiful not sexy - tell her she has amazing eyes - when your friends walk by say this is my girlfriend - Say i love you to her face not JUST over the phone - if shes sad take her in your arms and tell her everything will be okay - NEVER cheat on her - kiss her on the forehead - when you walk with her walk slowly. - Tickle her even when she says stop - Dont say i love you Unless you Mean It. - listen to her when she talks - tell her your secrets. - protect her.

Hush: Lullabye For My Daughter
Hush now my darling please dont you cry because mommy is here to hold you through the night hush now my sweetheart im not going anywhere because without you by myside my world is only gray and without you by myside my day is turned to night.... hush now my baby please dont you be afraid because mommy is right here by yourside... hush now my darling please dont have a fear because mommy wont let anything happen to you hush now my sweetheart dont you be lost because mommy will be there to find you.... hush now my baby dont say a word because mommys right here to rock you to sleep hush now my darling please dont you cry because mommy is here to hold you through the night hush now my sweetheart im not going anywhere because without you by myside my world is only gray and without you by myside my day is turned to night....

Hush
come to my side hush my thoughts to a humbled silence - nothing can ever feel so right as this - and yet i cry i cry for those who will never feel as much as i - as much as i and then i cry - i cry for me as much as this makes me feel sometimes its too much to take makes me oversensitive come to my side hush my thoughts to a humbled silence - hush

Hushaby Baby
Do not despair my love Be still tonight Dream your sweetest thoughts Worry not dear heart Sleep with the angels Protected all throughout the night Surrounded by a mothers light Journey now throughout this world For you are my angel My life, My darling little girl

Hush
Hush I can hear you breathing Sweet The taste of your tender kiss I'm crazy, crazy tonight Baby hold me tonight Capture my heart Hold me til morning Love me right now Catch me, I'm falling Never let go Hold me til morning Love me right now Stop Let my love surround you Safe My face inside your hands I'm crazy, crazy tonight Baby hold me tonight Capture my heart Hold me til morning Love me right now Catch me, I'm falling Never let go Hold me til morning Love me And I will never be the same again Tonight lives forever in my dreams And I will be there when the morning comes Tonight lasts forever And I will never be the same again

Hush. . . I Hear Now
you call to me across the miles night winds carry the whispers floating on the breeze through my windows falling gently upon my ears hush... I hear now. calling from your heaven glittering stars cannot compare when you look at me, I am consumed hush... I see now. you call through my dreams dancing in the shadows of my sleep laughing and loving again hush... I feel now. you call to me every moment of the day distance couldn't keep us from destiny which drew us I'll hold you for eternity as long as you keep calling. (c)2007

Hush Little Baby
Hush Little Baby Hush little baby don't you squall Momma's gonna buy you a crystal ball And if you still can't see beyond Momma's gonna buy you a magic wand And if that wand don't change your fate Momma's gonna teach you to levitate And if the astral makes you sick Momma's gonna buy you an incense stick And if that frankincense smells rank Mom'll buy a sensory deprivation tank And if that tank don't float your bones Momma's gonna buy you some precious stones And if those gems don't ease your heart Momma's gonna buy you a natal chart And if your planets go berserk Momma's gonna buy you some bodywork And if your aura still needs kneading Momma's gonna buy you a past life reading And if your destiny stays hid Momma's gonna buy you a pyramid And if your chakras still feel stressed Momma's gonna take you on a vision quest And if power animals don't come to charm ya Sorry, kid, it's just your karma.

Hush
Again alone only a coffee cup stands in as my friend. A room of scattered books full of whispered wisdoms and adventures past. Listening to the walls breathe, heaves of silence wrap me like a lost lover, a cold breeze of loneliness whips through me. I smile at my coffee cup, solitude has Chosen us

Hush Puppies
Hush Puppies 1 cup cornmeal 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons sugar 3/4 teaspoon baking powder 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/4 teaspoon salt 1 beaten egg 1/2 cup buttermilk 1/4 cup sliced green onion shortening or cooking oil for deep-fat frying In a medium bowl combine cornmeal, flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. make a well in the center of flour mixture; set aside. In another bowl combine egg, buttermilk, and green onions. Add egg mixture all at once to flour mixture. Stir just until moistened (batter should be lumpy). Drop batter by tablespoons into depp, hot fat (375 degrees). Fry about 3 minutes or until golden, turning once. Drain on paper towels. Serve warm.

Huskies
MURDERED HUSKIES *R.I.P. Roscoe and Sophie* These are furry furriends of my cats Summer & Misha Sabrina on MySpace.com Please read their story... Reposted From: http://lvasianj.stumbleupon.com/ Tamela and Russell Harper had two kids......Roscoe and Sophie. They were not human kids but furry kids with four legs and unconditional love for their parents. As kids do, they liked to roam around and wander off occasionally. Last week, they got a little too close to a neighbor's chickens.....nasty creatures that piss from their skin pores. (Bet you won't eat the chicken skin anymore, huh?!). Well, the owner of those nasty chickens shot Roscoe and Sophie. Shot them DEAD and put their lifeless bodies in trash bags and then offered them back to Tamela and Russell!! How shitty is that?! Can you imagine the gut-wrenching punch to the stomach that Russell felt when he was told that? And then he had to go home and tell Tamela what happened? That their only

Husky Red Neck
so today is his one year annyversary and i would love it if you all could hit his page with lots of pic rate and comment love just click the picture link to his profile :D thanks to all of you who actually do go visit him :) Husky Redneck™ Gods Forgotten Creatures@ fubar

Huskers
Huskers It has been three months since he first laid eyes on her. It seemed like ages ago since Chris had noticed that beautiful woman walk into his bar. She has such style, where as Chris had charm. She has such confidence, where as Chris had arrogance. For the last twelve Thursday’s Marcy had graced his bar like clock work. Every Thursday at 6pm sharp she rolled into Huskers. “She must come straight from work.” He thought to himself. He had watched her as she slowly sucked down her delicate drinks one by one. Never going over board and always out the door by 8pm. He always wished she would stay longer. Chris was usually behind the bar and never got the chance to say more than a hello to her. Although they rarely spoke he always felt a sense of protectiveness towards her. Maybe it was the many eye catching moments or maybe it was the smirks from across the room. Maybe, just maybe it was the classy suits and heels she would wear. What ever

Hussy
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?

Hussein Fatal - Section 8 - Hustlin' In Front Of Housing - Mixtape - Out Now!!
This is the Official Myspace Page Hussein Fatal - Section 8 - Hustlin' In Front Of Housing - The Mixtape Vol1 OUT NOW!! 19 Tracks Order from our Official Online Shop - Thugtertainment.net or from Amazon.com Click logos below for direct product link

Husseins Count Only 5000 So Far?
Current News in Context October 29, 2004 100,000 Civilian Deaths Since Iraq Invasion (The Lancet) This new study to be published by The Lancet magazine sets a new benchmark for the number of Iraqis who have died as a result of the US invasion and occupation of Iraq. The study says the risk of death by violence for civilians in Iraq is now 58 times higher than before the US-led invasion. The authors find that US aerial bombardments are killing far more Iraqi civilians than had previously been suspected. The report illustrates that with appropriate methodology, and committed field survey, it is indeed possible to have a more realistic understanding of the human cost of this on-going war. Broader Points that have been brought out The impact of the international humanitarian community's absence. Result: UNICEF the UN Food and Agricultural Organization (FAO) and the World Health Organization (WHO), organizations that in the past issued reports about the humanitarian crisis

Hustlin
Every day i'm hustlin like Rick Ross/ haterz try to get in my way but get hip-tossed/ im a slick boss who's lookin 4 that thick floss.....i leave people with mixed thoughts.........if you aint feelin me then get lost/ blizzle 06

Hustle This One Is For U, I'll Be Nice
Ten reason's why a handgun is better than a women ..10 - You can trade an old .44 for two new .22s. ..9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road. ..8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. ..7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup. ..6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo. ..5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. ..4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month. ..3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?" ..2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

Hustle No More?... Almost...
The Hustle almost checked out for good. So y'all know I had my tonsils removed on Wednesday. And last night i had a hemirage in my throat. Puked blood for like 3 hours it was pretty much awesome. Blood pressure dropped to 83/42 and my hemoglobin level dropped to 30/10 pretty much awesome. It looked like I was in the Exsersist. Projectile puking straight blood. Covered myself it in. Passing out...it was awesome. I guess I am lucky to be here though. So hooraa keep the party rockin lol!

Hustle, Loyalty, And Respect.
Let’s be honest: hailing from the rolling hills and broad valleys that constitute West Newbury, Massachusetts, will likely never earn you “street cred”--unless, of course, you’re John Cena. Then again, it didn’t happen overnight for him, either. Long before he became the Dr. of Thuganomics, young Cena had to endure the neighborhood rocker kids’ taunts about his baggy pants and rayon Kwamé shirts. His love for freestyling lyrics about rebellion and individualism just didn’t fit within the small rural community. By the time he turned 15, however, those same kids would stop teasing him, for it became apparent that Cena had been developing another passion: hitting the gym. After applying to more than 60 colleges (and being accepted by 58), Cena attended Massachusetts’ Springfield College, where he excelled as a Division III All-American offensive lineman and team captain for the Pride. But as much as he fondly remembers his college football accomplishments, he’s equally as proud of ear

Hustlers
Looky what I just received from a fellow fubarian. This kind of message is the reason that I stopped using myspace. I dearly hope that Fubar is not overrun with these hustlers. Hey dear, I came across your profile,sound very nice and attractive,I will like to know more deeper about what you do at the moment, your present or past relationship,your state, age, religion,and what kind of woman you are Looking forward to meet, guess your sincere and honest? Im a very positive and optimistic lady, calm and self-balanced., kind and loyal. I have many hobbies as well. I love people much and learning new things in life. I adore traveling and excursions of any kinds. I enjoy good company, music, outdoors activities, are you sincere and honest? well i will much glad if you can mail when you will be online so that i can be online also.I will be much glad to read from your mails.My ID on Yahoo Messenger is nionnawarat and here is my email adress nionnawarat@yahoo.com so that we can chat be

Hustler69
He got up in my sb after a mumm comment. It really wasn't even that good, but I guess it struck a nerve. After our convo he sent me a shot of Jack and said that he hoped I wasn't mad at him. Bottom to top! ->@ Hustler69 @: Gotta be in this life. @ Hustler69 @: yup I can see that....you're fast ->@ Hustler69 @: Don't be sorry, I'm not @ Hustler69 @: I didn't notice you retook the comment of someone else @ Hustler69 @: I am so sorry ->@ Hustler69 @: That was a direct copy of someone else's comment dumbass... he was pointing out spelling errors and he had several himself. I was commenting on HIS comment. Can you NOT read? @ Hustler69 @: comment you left me in my mumm.....April 16, 2008 @ 4:55 pm #24 of 32 ->@ Hustler69 @: My birthday is long past, tyvm. ->@ Hustler69 @: Like I give a flying fuck @ Hustler69 @: well,well...it's alomost your B-Day....sorry for you....if you wouldn't of called me and asshole....you would of gotten a rate from me and more...

Hustler-october 2008 Issue(magazine)
HI! TO EVERYONE. ONE OF MY DREAMS CAME TRUE FOR ME, I'M GOING TO BE IN THE MAGAZINE HUSTLER IN OCTOBER'S ISSUE 2008! I HAD ENTERED A CONTEST CALLED 'BEAVER HUNT' FOR HUSTLER MAGAZINE, THEY CALLED ME AND ASKED IF I KNEW ABOUT MY PICTURES BEING SENT TOO THEM AND OF COURSE I DID, I'M THE ONE WHO SENT THEM. SO NOW IT'S UP TO THE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR WHOM THEY LIKE OUT OF THE BEAVER HUNT, SO THEN I COULD GO ON AND DO A PHOTO SPREAD FOR HUSTLER, THAT WOULD BE THE ULTIMATE! DON'T YOU THINK? SO I NEED A LITTLE HELP FROM MY FRIENDS, HOW'S ABOUT IT? THE OCTOBER ISSUE COMES OUT ABOUT JULY 24 AND IT'S THE OCTOBER ISSUE OF HUSTLER MAGAZINE, THERE IS A CONTEST ENTRY FORM ON PAGE 9 AND ASK'S WHO DO YOU THINK IS THE HOTTEST GIRL THIS MONTH AND MY PICS ARE ON PAGE 140 AND UNDER THE NAME SUMMER! KISSES AND HUGS TOO EVERYONE!

Hustling To Flyers
97 days and Good Morning Serenity Addict name Carlton. I am here and I must continue to Thank God for his mercy and guidance thru this place we go thru hell on, because we don’t want to admit this is one step closer to the devils kingdom. The disease is one of his trusted worthless servants that are constantly on guard waiting for a slip up in my guidance program. My thinking is always under siege; my open minded is constantly being challenge to narrow, so that one moment of clarity could be stomp on. If that ever happens, that flame that kept light at my feet for guidance is in serious jeopardy. The moment the idea of using don’t sound bad my willingness is on the verge of dying. The reservations and preparation to use is like machete is always ready for my use to finish chopping my life up. I started it in the beginning and if I recycle that thinking, I know what that Rolette wheel is going to manifest in the end DEATH. I can’t talk about nobody else, but it is not a coincidenc

Hustler's Prayer
Our father who art in heavenShallow be this gameYet and still I remainIn it to win itSuccess or fameIts all the sameA TRAPI know that I've done wrongSo I pray for forgivenessHopin heaven has a place for meGrandma use to sayBelieve in him and he will set you freeSo I pray everydayMake me a better womanCome up with a better planTo make It out this gameBut until thenI pray on my enemies so I pray for my enemies

Hustle Hard (remix)
[Ace Hood](Hustle, hustle, hustle, hustle)[Chorus]Same old shit, just a different dayout here tryna get it, each and every waymomma need a housebaby need some shoestimes are getting hardguess what I'mma doHustle, hustle, hustle, hardHustle, hustle, hustle, hardHustle, hustle, hustle, hardClosed mouths don't get fed on this boulevard[Ace Hood]Okay, I'm booked out until AugustShow money depositsSee the shit then I cop itgot but a house note in my pocketI'm on south beach with the top offBad bitch and her ass softSomething outta that catalogueShe introduced to that lock jawand I think her name was LisaOr maybe it was SheilaMy chevy sittin' too highI call that Wiz KhalifaAnd I'm all about the new FranklinsAin't talkin' ArethaBitch my league too majorI'm hiphop Derek JeterAnd I'm still feeling my pocketsBig bass and its knockingYeah this be the remixBut still ride around with that rocketI'll go walking back to my household"We The best" be the logoHundred grand for that neck glowAll about th

Hutchence Biopic Official
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com Full Story: http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/hutch... LATEST: Tragic INXS star MICHAEL HUTCHENCE is to return from the grave in a new biopic produced by MORGAN FREEMAN. The film, tentatively titled Slide Away - the name of the duet the singer performed with U2's Bono, will feature Hutchence's ghost recalling his wild life to daughter Tigerlily. Longtime INXS videomaker Michael Egan will direct the film, while bosses at Freeman's Revelations Productions company are now on the search for an actor to play Hutchence's ghost. Initial reports suggest Johnny Depp is the frontrunner for the part. But it's unlikely Hutchence's INXS bandmates will play any part in the film, even though members of the late rocker's family have given producers their blessing. The group's publicist, Chrissy Camp, says, "The band has never been involved in any of these films and I really don't think this one will be any different." Hutchence accidentally hanged himsel

Hutch And Relationships
I don't really see finding anyone tobe my soul mate onhere but if I do thats great but I do hope to find many a good friends that one day I may by chance actually meet in person. then we could see what happens from there or not but it would be fun to meet all the people we put down as friends and family curious things we are.

The Hut In The Forest
A poor wood-cutter lived with his wife and three daughters in a little hut on the edge of a lonely forest. One morning as he was about to go to his work, he said to his wife, let our eldest daughter bring me my dinner into the forest, or I shall never get my work done, and in order that she may not miss her way, he added, I will take a bag of millet with me and strew the seeds on the path. When, therefore, the sun was just above the centre of the forest, the girl set out on her way with a bowl of soup, but the field-sparrows, and wood-sparrows, larks and finches, blackbirds and siskins had picked up the millet long before, and the girl could not find the track. Trusting to chance, she went on and on, until the sun sank and night began to fall. The trees rustled in the darkness, the owls hooted, and she began to be afraid. Then in the distance she perceived a light which glimmered between the trees. There ought to be some people living there, who can take me in for the night, thought sh

Hu$tler's Is Our Name!!
Have you ever met people in this world that just fit together? I never really met many people who fit with me. But recently I have met a number of people who just get me. We all accept each other for who we are and its good enough. Its not about what we can do for each other or what we have that the others want. We actually like and care about each other. Those people mean the world to me and I know how lucky I am to find them. Other than my Hu$tler Family there are maybe two people in this world that I care about, other than my kids. I just want to say to everyone of you members of my family, and you know who you are I LOVE YOU with everything that is in me. If you ever need anything you know im here for you. No matter what time it is or what it is. If its in my power I will do it and if its not I will help get it done!! Kat and Reese you are the other two people that this goes out to. You two know how special our friendship is. Lilly and Jay I dont have to tell you that you

Huuuuuuurrrrrraaaaaaaayyyyyyyy
Ok here is a lil update on me, I know I know a lil late. So my time in AZ was a BLAST and I cant wait to get back. Just when I was leaving I was delayed for 4 days thanks to JetBlue ( I still have no complaints cause they called me before i left for the airport, an plus they were cheap tix). Well When I was In AZ I find out my moms house where I been staying was broken into and there was some stuff stolen, luike some of my moms antuiqe (SP IM BAD AT SPELLING) jewerly and some other things she hasnt told me but my XBOX and 3 games were stolen. Well I get home an no one could meet me at the bust station (I took a Bus to JFK Airport) so i wound up walking 7 miles to my brothers house in cold weather and snow on the ground. Well since I been home My family has been driving me insane, my sister blew up my car engine while i was gone cause I let her borrow it (WHAT A BITCH I swear every car her an her husband get or borrow, always winds up with something wrong with it). Oh and since I flew J

Huuummmmm With Me!
Huuuummmm with me as I tell you that I love you! Why do I love you without knowing you? To love somethimg or someone that you do not know or that does not love you back is the ultimate expression of love......Unconditional love is soooo sweeettt. taste it with me will you?

Huuuge Night 2 Night!!!
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Hva Betyr Navnet Isis?
Det betyr "Hun som eksisterer i seg selv". Vi som menn har ingen mulighet til å si at vi "egentlig" står bak Isis og backer henne opp. Vi kan ikke si at vi har oppfunnet henne. Men det kan ikke kvinnene heller. Jeg brukte Giraffen som et mulig bilde på kvinnen i et møte med Egypt og Isis. Grunnene til det valget er flere. Først og fremst at Amon som flokkdyr/sau/kvinne pekte mot løvinnen som et av aspektene ved Isis og gjør koblingen mulig ved at Løvinnen er et flokkdyr. Andre tilnærmingsmuligheter som Panter, Tiger etc er lås ettersom det ikke sier noe mer enn henvisningen. Men den egentlige grunnen er valget mellom Elefanten og Giraffen som mulige alterativer. Vi har streifet innom Elefantguden i India og det gjør, i tillegg til Elefanten som håpløst bilde på kvinnen, Giraffen til det egentlig eneste alternativet mellom de to. Giraffen er IKKE et flokkdyr. Og det trenger heller ikke kvinnen å være, hele tiden. Isis peker mot El-Le i navnet Elefant. Isis har klokhet

Hvac Tech My 2nd Fu-owner Go Show Him And His Sexy Friends Some Love Plz *mwah
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Hva Er Kleopatras Neste Projekt Etter å Ha Stappet En Banan I Kjeften På Lillebror?
Det neste er å forholde seg til sine dyriske sider. La oss si at hun har skutt Hesten og Bikkja som bilde på mannen og har ufarliggjort lillebrors Apekatt-tendenser. Hun vil da stå overfor et møte med Isis riktignok. Men, hvis hun ikke har tenkt å lage en ny variant av kristendommen med kun åndelige bestrebelser må hun innse at hun selv er et dyr. Hun kan og må dessuten bli en muslim. Isis skal ikke billedgjøres. Hun blir derfor nødt til å starte med egypternes utgangspunkt, slik indierne er et speilbilde på, ved å benytte dyreskikkelser som møtepunkter mot Gudinnen. Skapt av skjelettet og det råtne, massemorderske monsteret som kvinnen er.

Hva Gikk Galt?
Hvis vi ser for oss muligheten at Jesus bruker Ceasar som forbilde da han planlegger å la seg drepe i Jerusalems tempel og at han gjør det fra en egyptisk synsvinkel. Ville han oppnådd en styrkning av Egypt hvis det hadde lykkes? Nei, antagelig ikke. Det som er mulig er at han virkelig så Ceasar som en helt og at det var en vanig tolkning i Egypt. Han hadde tross alt giftet seg med Kleopatra og kanskje til og med gitt henne en sønn. Hans nestkommanderende Anthony hadde etter C's død overtatt rollen. Og Ceasar som den totale knuseren av Egypts siste storhet kunne vanskelig tolkes på noen annen måte. Det fantes ingen andre. Octavians handlemåte var ille, men tross alt var dette ikke Ceasars feil. Octo var en tyrann. Et monster. Osv. Vi må derfor se Ceasars ofring på nytt fra romersk synsvinkel. Han kan ha latt seg drepe fordi han visste at han ikke hadde mennesklige krefter til å si nei til Kleopatra. Det er vanskelig uansett (prøv), men som første kvinnelige herskerinne

Hva Innebærer Dette?
Ja David, det innebærer at dr Zimmerman var klar over dette. Og det betyr at "You're Judas" "I Don't belive you, you're a liar" var en gedigen bløff og bevisst feilsporing (som alt annet Dylan foretar seg). Og han ledet Judas-myten inn blandt godtroende og snille mennesker som et mål og ideal. Vi er alle Judas som slektninger av Maria som kristne. Dylan er en skurk, i klasse med Stein Rivertons romanskurker fra tidlig 1900-tall. For oss andre innebærer det at Jesus' virke ikke ville vært mulig uten Maria. For det første er det ikke mulig som egypter å forklare jøder (eller noen andre) hva religionen går ut på. Det er ikke mulig å bli frelst egyptolog. For det andre er det to elementer som spiller inn i det problemet: Økonomi og Seksualitet. Begge deler er totalt fraværende som et mål eller noe interessant i Jesus' taler. Hvis ikke Maria hadde skapt fast grunn via pengekassa og sin seksualitet ville Jesus umiddelbart rotet seg inn i vanskelige dialoger om Anubis. Ogsåvidere.

Hávamál The Sayings Of Hár
Hávamál The Sayings of Hár The numbers are in reference to stanzas in Hollander Translation 1 The man who stands at a strange threshold, Should be cautious before he cross it, Glance this way and that: Who knows beforehand what foes may sit Awaiting him in the hall? 2 Greetings to the host, The guest has arrived, In which seat shall he sit? Rash is he who at unknown doors Relies on his good luck, 3 Fire is needed by the newcomer Whose knees are frozen numb; Meat and clean linen a man needs Who has fared across the fells, 4 Water, too, that he may wash before eating, Handcloth's and a hearty welcome, Courteous words, then courteous silence That he may tell his tale, 5 Who travels widely needs his wits about him, The stupid should stay at home: The ignorant man is often laughed at When he sits at meat with the sage, 6 Of his knowledge a man should never boast, Rather be sparing of speech When to his house a wis

Hva Var Iggy I 1969?
Han var et bilde på Brian. Da nyheten om at Stones var kommet til avslutningen av samarbeidet med Brian fikk det konsekvenser. Dels ble det planlagt en avslutning på Brians liv i overenstemmelse med scenarioet som var bygget opp. Han var Fired. Handlingen med å sette Nico i forbindelse med Iggy var en kald-dusj på samme måte som den Brian fikk. Og det som sies med handlingen er at Brian kun var et menneske. Utenfor Stones var han nemlig det sett fra amerikanernes side. Han hadde vært fienden i 4 år. Uten gruppa si var han ingenting. Ved å sette Nico i forbindelse med en bjeffende mann kom hun automatisk ned på jorda samtidig. Hun var Earth-bound da hun fikk nyheten om Brians mysteriøse død noen dager etter å ha vært i studio (fortsatt i full overbvisning om at hun var dronning og Kleopatra). Problemet var at ved å komme ned på jorda på den måten ble hun konfrontert med seg selv. Og den eneste måten å hjelpe henne var å fortsette å drepe de andre elementene av teaterstyk

Hvem Er Yoko Ono?
Kanskje Kleopatra gift i Rom. Ceasar giftet seg med Kleopatra i Egypt, som en symbolsk gest. Porblemstillingen med Kleopatra i Rom ble stående ubesvart da Ceasar tok livet av seg mens Kleo ventet på et svar. Anthony ga ingen løsning på problemet. Og Octavian heller ikke. På den annen side hadde heller ikke Kleopatra noen mulighet til å ta Ceasar, en fyr som behersket verden, med hjem som underkuet husband. Selv om han hadde styrt på hennes (og Isis') nåde hele tiden. Og selv om Roms storhet kom av lånet av Egypts problemstillinger. Yoko er som amerikaner totalt avskåret fra en dronningtittel i Japan. Hun er Kleopatra som har innfunnet seg med at hun bor i Ceasar-land, og som bestemmer seg for å utforske maktmulighetene utfra den forutsetningen.

Hvem Svek Brian I Stones?
Mitt tips er Bill Wyman. Spørsmålet er hvordan man kan bevise det. Wyman var den eneste som stemte mot utkastelsen. Men selve utkastelsen av Brian fra gruppa var antagelig ikke en strategi i seg selv. Det førte til hastverksproduktet The Stooges. Det måtte skje på den tiden ettersom Brian var mer elller mindre død. Og I'm Jumping Jack viser det med all tydelighet. Brian var egentlig klar over at tiden var ute. Uansett hvor fortvilet han ble. Hvorfor gjorde Wyman det? Hvis vi ser på mengden med låter som Brian ga bort er det mulig å tenke seg at personer som mottar en slik gullgruve blir grådige. Men ikke så grådige at de bomber fjellet. Bill fikk kun en låt. Men det kan ha vært nok til å sette igang de virkelig onde sidene av ham. Årsaken kan derfor ha vært Misunnelse. Interessen hans for Mandy Smith peker mot Brians tidlige historie med den mysteriøse graviditeten til Brians jomfrukjæreste. Og Brians dametekke hadde Bill benyttet seg særdelses grovt av som han

Hvfylcbvcfxd
I've dug up miles and miles of sandSearching for something I can't seeAnd I've just got bruised and battered handsAnd a brand new void inside of meComplete with walls I did createFrom all the earth that I've displacedA mess that I have made from whatI've just let pile and pile upI have not been abandoned, no I have not beenDeserted and I have not been forgottenI need youI need you hereI need you nowI need security somehowI need youLike you would not believeYou're the only thing I wantCause you're everything I needExplore the cave that is my chestA torch reveals there's nothing leftYour whispers echo off the wallsAnd you can hear my distant callsThe voice of who I used to beScreaming out "someone, someone please"Please shine a light into the blackWade through the depths and bring me backI have not been abandoned, no I have not beenDeserted and I have not been forgottenI need youI need you hereI need you nowI need security somehowI need youLike you would not believeYou're the only thing

Hvilke Alternativer Gjenstår?
Vi har forkastet kattekvinnen som en mulig vei. På samme måte vil hestekvinnen og bikkjekvinnen kun føre til en Jesus-etterligning og en mulig partner for Anubis. Ingen av delene er interessant. Jeg har noen forslag. Giraffen gir et bra bilde på kvinnen som flokkdyr. Samtidig ligger det i det høyreiste fenomenet en viss ydmykhet. Uten et element av underkastelse overfor Gudinnen kommer vi ingen vei. Mine to favoriitter er Maurkvinnen og Rottekvinnen (evt Musekvinnen). Begge har en fantastisk selvstendighet i forhold til typiske Kattekvinner. Og de vil ha en mulighet til å skjønne poenget med et forhold til noen som står over dem. Egypt kan sees som en Maurtue satt i system i mennesklige forhold. Mauren handler i flokk men er allikevel selvstendig. Og rottekvinnen vil skjønne poenget med Gudinnen selv om hun aldri kommer til å skjønne poenget med å underkaste seg en katteaktig kvinne. Videre har vi for mer black metal sonderende kvinner Edderkoppen. Problemet med de

Hvordan Bli Kvitt Sin Kone (for A Day)?
Hvordan blir man kvitt sin kone? Umulig å svare på. Antagelig er The Black Log en bra begynnelse. Hvordan blir man kvitt sin mann? Tja. Man kan ligge med en annen. Det kan føre til et voldsomt sjalusidrama som kanskje faller riktig ut. Det beste er allikevel å ligge med en riktig åndsvak tomsing som aldri har ligget med noen før. Gråt litt. Vis noen blåmerker. Provoser mannen din såpass at han viser de riktige taktene i det riktige øyeblikket. Gi idioten en pistol hvis han ikke klarer å kjøpe den selv. Barnepiken i Knutby viser at det er mulig med det trikset for menn også.... (Haha. Only kiddin')

Hvordan Kan Ux Slås?
Ux kan kun slås på Saddams måte. Invasjonen i Kuwait var et taktisk mesterverk. Og reaksjonen som kom viser betydningen av det. England er Ux's fortøyning mot Europa. Men på hvilken måte kan det skje? En begynnelse bør være avsløringen. Det skal ikke mye skraping i lakken til for å skjønne forholdet mellom de to landene. Hadde Ux oppført seg åpenlyst mot Frankrike eller Ukraina på samme måte som mot UK ville reaksjonene vært katastrofale. Hvis du ser en homofil engelskmann som truer med å drepe en amerikansk blåhåret gammel frue (eller mexikansk for den saks skyld) og du synes dette er naturlig skjer det fordi det avslører forholdet mellom de to landene. Det viser i hvilken grad UK er fullstendig overkjørt av amerikanske bøller. Og det viser at vi anser at Ux's overgrep mot UK skal være homofilt. En gammel dame har ikke noe i det torturkammeret å gjøre. Avsløring av UK er derfor det første skrittet på vei. Det innebærer at du som engelskmann må forlate landet. Se det avs

Hvor Fører Slangen?
Slangen fører til løven. Med 2000 års død-tid riktignok, og med skinheads som den periodens høydepunkt og de amerikanske hette-skins som det absolutte lavpunkt. Poenget er at kvinner trenger substitutter for å kunne utrykke slangens skallethet. Slangen ble sluttpunktet pga de før nevnte problemene. Men minst like viktig er at den avslører målet og problemet med målet. Løvinnen har en helt elendig hårmanke. Løvinnen har ingenting ved seg som tilsier at den skulle være Afrikas herskerinne. Allikevel er den det og hannløven er fullstendig klar over det, slik egypterne var.

Hvordan Kan Ux Slås (part 2)
Hvis vi ser dronning Elisabeth som en morsfigur for Ux, og kun synlig ved det opplagt håpløse i en mannlig farsfigur og konge i England for Ju blir noe annet tydelig. Prinsen. Charles. Charles Manson identifiserte seg med den kommende kongen, og så seg selv som en morderisk menneskesønn. Ux står overfor det morderiske vannvidd i øyeblikket de mister sin morsfigur og står igjen med en farsfigur de intenst ønsker å gjøre opprør mot. De øver seg på å klare å holde ut det forferdelige ved å bruke David Niven som sitt konge-emne. Jackie dro til England for å gifte seg med Ux' valgte konge... Han ville ikke ha henne... Ux ville ikke ha henne heller... Hehe.

Hvorfor Oda?
Tja. Hun var en vakker og selvstendig kvinne. Og hun kan sees som foranledningen til skuespillet vi skal gå inn på. Oda var en del av Christiania Bohemen og er morsfiguren for kvinnelig selvstendiggjøring i Norge. Hun var gift med Christian Krogh. Det spesielle med Oda er at alt hun skrev ble brent. Vi vet lite om hennes historie utenom andres beskrivelse. Det mest aparte kan være Hans Jægers besatthet av henne, beskrevet bl.a i Syk Kjærlighet. Oda er long gone idet vår historie begynner. Selv om hun døde først i 1935.

Hvorfor Nubia?
Det er flere årsaker. Yoko Ono den mest opplagte. Hvordan få Ono inn i pyramiden uten en henvisning til noe hun skjønner? Og en drage er uaktuelt. Nei. Grunnen har med kvinnens forhold til Isis å gjøre. Vi strandet med Amon for 2000 år siden og veien til løvinnen via Finxen er låst (Yoko Ono sitter der). Den andre årsaken er Løven som bilde. Det finnes løver i Afrika. Men de finnes også bare der. Som eldgammelt symbol er det dels uforståelig, og kan brukes fra alt til Jesus til Olav Den Hellige. Samtidig er løvinnen Cluet i forhold til Isis og kvinnen som problem, men også som sprengkraft. Tigeren muliggjør en link til de små kattepusene. Men videre gir den en forståelseshorisont som strekker seg fra Asia til Amerika. Selv Quetz skjønner tigeren som symbol. Hun aner ikke hva en løve er. Og videre er tigeren forståelig for panteren og gaupa.

Hvorfor Farget Elvis Håret Svart?
Pga hans forhold til den indianske sangerinnen og komponisten Buffy Sainte-Marie. Mens Elvis levde i filmverdenen under hele 60-tallet var Buffy den som egentlig møtte Beatles. Hun er den kvinnelige velkomsten til de invaderende styrkene. Elvis utforsket kjærlighetens mysterier i forhold til både hvite, sorte og indianske kvinner. Men problemet dukket opp i forhold til Buffy. Han visste han var kommet til et sluttpunkt. Det er ikke mulig for en hvit mannlig amerikaner å synge en kjærlighetserklæring til en rød kvinne. Until It's Time For You To Go kan vanskelig tolkes som annet enn et planlagt farvel fra den samme kvinnen i alle andre anglo-amerikaneres versjoner enn Elvis'. Det sorte håret til Elvis handler om en identifisering og støtte til Buffy. Og My Way handler dels om Buffys album It's My Way! fra 1964. Det er umulig å korrespondere mellom dem. Samtidig er jeg overbevist om at Elvis ga (og gir) Buffy en stemme.

Hvorfor Er Det Så Mye Ondskap I Verden?
Og er det mulig å tro på Gud når småbarn blir vodtatt og drept? Hva med sult og urettferdighet? Dette er noen av Dostojevskys ankepunkter som gjør at han aldri helt og fullt kunne tro på Gud. Troen på Isis skjedde i møtet med verdens realiteter. Hadde ikke Afrika vært der, kun Kina som forståelseshorisont f.eks, ville ingen gudstro vært mulig. Det er også derfor hitlertilhengerne dukker opp når noe viktig skal skje. Uten Afrika som forståelseshorisont er en samlende gudstro umulig. Det betyr ikke at Isis er Ond. Like lite som en frelsende kristus-skikkelse er en absurditet stående overfor menneskets ondskap.

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Det er grunn til å tro at det kom av en berettiget frykt for at jødehatet kunne opparbeide seg i Ux på samme måte som det hadde skjedd i Europa. Som vi har sett var Marx Brothers' filmer et desperat forsøk på å bekjempe hatet som de så bygget seg opp i Europa. Før Hitler var en reel trussel. Og det henger sammen med et intenst studie i jødenes, nazistenes og Egypts historie. Det er mulig at Dylan kom frem til at kong David virkelig var den store skurken i jødenes historie (opprøret mot Egypt da de dro derfra er uansett mer enn forståelig, kong David kan umulig sees som annet enn en tyrann og maktstreber). Det er også mulig at Dylan bevisst narret Bowie over i den historien ved hjelp av Judas-myten. Problemet er hvordan han i såfall fant ham.

Hvorfor Døde Janis Joplin?
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De skjønte det på egypternes reaksjon selvfølgelig. Og det betyr at de ikke visste HVA de hadde avslørt. De var blitt kjeppjaget fra Egypt, med noen påfølgende hevntokter, og ante ikke hva galt de hadde gjort, ettersom de antagelig så seg selv som den forurettede parten. Med det utgangspunktet er det mulig å skjønne GT's oppbygning. Og med en viten om at de hadde kommet borti noe viktig med egypternes religion ville ethvert møte med dem senere føre til et ønske om å "skjønne mer". Du har sikkert opplevd dette selv. Hvis en person reagerer merkelig på et utsagn vil du gjerne finne ut hvorfor han gjør det. Og du gir deg ikke før du har hemmeligheten klistret opp på veggen hans. Sånn sett var dette et spørsmål om mulighet til makt og menneskenes innebygde mulighet til skadefro latterliggjøring av andre. Problemet var at de ikke kunne fortelle hemmeligheten selv. De kunne ikke benytte innsikten til noe. Jødene var stuck with God og kunne bare benytte Jahve som redningsm

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Vi har nå vært gjennom de værste problemene i forhold til Gudinnen. Og vi har sett på Egypts generelle gudeverden og oppdaget at de bildene har sammenheng med våre liv i form av kvinners tilknytning til katten og menns tilknytning til hunden. I tillegg er hesten et bilde på Jesus. Samtidig må vi huske på kvinnens forhold til gudinnen og en eventuell kvinnelig overtagelse av Farao-rollen som Kleopatra var den første og hittil siste representanten for. Det er der problemet ligger. Hvorfor har vi hellige kuer i India? Vi har også gått nøye igjennom Minotaurus-myten fra Hellas. Den beskriver hvordan vi mentalt kan bli låst fast i Pyramiden med oksens horn. Symbolet er livsfarlig. Vi kan tenke oss at indierne skjønte at Kua er det mest glimrende bildet de kunne bruke i sin gudeverden. Den er dekkende for gudinnen. Den beskriver også på en glimrende måte kvinnens livgivende rolle. Men bildet kan ikke brukes. Kvinnen vil, i øyeblikket hun står på Kleopatras plass,

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Takk for at du spurte. Jeg tror grunnen dels er svært enkel: Tolkien skjønte hva som skulle skje. Og det beste å gjøre i en slik sammenheng er å ønske problemet så langt bort som mulig. Norge ligger mytologisk langt unna England, samtidig har vi en viss makt over dem fordi vikingene invaderte. Vi er på ett plan deres storebror og vi er de som historisk har mulighet til å hanskes med et slikt vannvidd som Tolkien beskriver. Noen vil si at det vannviddet befinner seg utenfor vår egen stuedør. Vi har også sett på Brix Smith som en annen variant av Kleopatra-monsteret som kommer på besøk til England, influert av Nancy Sprungen. Den neste i den arverekken var Courtney Love forresten så det er ikke sikkert dere burde holde for hardt på deres kjære Ux... Tilbake til Brix. Hun har samme etternavn som Mark E Smith selvfølgelig og det satte henne ganske sikkert på ideen. Dessuten er sammenhengen mellom Fall og Brix morsom i utgangspunktet. Men bare i utgangspunktet. Mark er

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I tilfælde af at du søger efter hår glatning jern, der er den største er forbundet med det er typen, din GHD Metal derefter er perfekt til en person. Det kan gavne dig at helt meget nemt at designe hår - uanset om du har brug for at besidde direkte låser disse dage samt kruset hår den næste dag, kan det bare om alle opnås ved hjælp af GHD Hair glatning jern.At blive nyttige såvel GHD Glattejernsom fleksible, kan GHD gives mange gange sidste år, specielt:? Weekend Begivenheder Design Elegance Honours '09? Style Elegance Honours '09 (GHD landet)? Låse Elegance Honours.? Greatest Låse Styler '09 gennem Multikulturel samt;? Greatest Hairstyling Device - Readers Hug forbundet med Authorization '09 gennem MultikulturelTalrige celebs gøre brug af GHD Flat jern. Audrina Patridge, Woman Coo, Melanie Blatt, Nicole Appleton samt Alesha Dixon tendens til at være er blot nogle af GHD glattejern celeb entusiaster.Men da den voksende anerkendelse forbundet med GHD golf strygejern, har talrige element

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NOW LEARN THE TRUTH.....YOU WILL BE SURPRISED! How Enron Worked the President! This is an interesting bit of information that you don't hear much about. 1. Enron's chairman did meet with the president and the vice president in the Oval Office. 2. Enron gave $420,000 to the president's party over three years. 3. It donated $100,000 to the president's inauguration festivities. 4. The Enron chairman stayed at the White House 11 times. 5. The corporation had access to the administration at its highest level and even enlisted the Commerce and State Departments to grease deals for it. 6. The taxpayer-supported Export-Import Bank subsidized Enron for more than $600 million in just one transaction. Scandalous!! (Look below) BUT...the president under whom all this happened WASN'T George W. Bush. SURPRISE. It was President Bill Clinton! Pass this on so the whole Country will know. The Media Won't! ARE WE READY FOR MRS. CLINTON? NO WAY

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I am selling HWE merchandise on a website right now to raise money for stuff we need to become big in the business. So if you like wrestling please come buy some items from us! http://www.cafepress.com/HWEZhop http://www.cafepress.com/DanteCruzItems http://www.cafepress.com/Reaperstuff (More wrestler links to come as the creative team thinks of ideas for designs)

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If you like wrestling please come buy some items from the links below! Cheque these sites out! http://www.cafepress.com/HWEZhop http://www.cafepress.com/DanteCruzItems http://www.cafepress.com/Reaperstuff (More wrestler links to come as the creative team thinks of ideas for designs)

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One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general. The Grandfather replied, "Well, let me think a minute, I was born before: ' &nb sp; television ' penicillin ' polio shots ' frozen foods ' Xerox ' contact lenses ' Frisbees and ' the pill There were no: ' c! redit cards ' laser beams or ' ball-point pens Man had not invented: ' pantyhose ' air conditioners ' &n bsp; dishwashers ' clothes dryers ' and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and ' man hadn't yet walked on the moon Your Grandmother and I got married first, . . . and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, "Sir". And after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir." We were before gay-rights, computer-

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(Taken from my MySpace blog, just thought I would share, though it is long lol.) Honesty is good right? I like honesty, even if it doesn't exactly make me feel good. And I figure the only people who read these are people who kinda care what's going on in my life, and if you are a friend, I have nothing to hide really. If you aren't a friend, why in the world are you reading this crap? ; ). So recently I decided something, and it's not like usually when I decide something, this is gonna happen. As most of y'all know since the tornado (WOW, almost 2 years ago!) I've had panic attacks, or I call them neurotic attacks since it does funky things to my nerves and back. Anyway, since it happened I have been a little emotionally... unbalanced? I guess? What I mean is I can go from happy to sad to angry any time during the day, and sometimes I'll just remember tornado stuff and remember the sounds and feelings and all that and it messes with me, makes me feel shakey and yeah

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HOW TO IMPRESS A COWGIRL 1. Ride a bull 2. stick to a rank bronc until the tooter. 3. sport a trophy buckle. 4. own a fast horse. 5. let her ride your horse. 6. Drive a new rig. 7. make your dog sit in the back. 8. buy a new hat. 9. twirl her around the dance floor. 10. get rid of your chew before kissing. 11. offer to wear matching shirts. 12. give her a black hills gold ring. A COWBOY'S FIRST LOVE IS HIS GIRL. BUT HIS MOST SECOND IS HIS DOG. {JOHN MORRIS) The dog stays in the passenger seat till she comes along.

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Add the letters in your first name using the numbers below to see where you rank. A=100 B=14 C=9 D=28 E=145 F=12 G=3 H=10 I=200 J=100 K=114 L=100 M=25 N=450 O=80 P=2 Q=12 R=400 S=113 T=405 U=11 V=10 W=10 X=3 Y=210 Z=23 **************************** below 60 = not too sexy bet. 61-300 = pretty sexy over 301-599 = very sexy above 600 = very very sexy **************************** Timothy = 1635=very very sexy! Debbie = 546 = very sexy Jamey = 580 = very sexy Cathy - 734 = Very very sexy . We already knew that now didn't we ? Ron - 930 = Very very sexy...!!! Karen = 1209 = very very sexy (wink) Richard= 1147 Bruce=579 Joann = 1180 Provex = 640 very very sexy Patricia = 1,416 Very Very Sexy :o) zachary - 852 very very sexy Lucy=330 very sexy Luke = 370 ... hmn ... is this thing rigged or what?

H W: What Is The American Indian Movement? (thanks Paha Sapa)
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Open letter to Tax Payers. Dear Tax Payers: The only thing the Internal Revenue Service has not taxed is your Pecker. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is employed but operates in the hole. Furthermore, it has two dependents and they are both nuts. Accordingly, after March 1, 1986, your Pecker will be taxed, based on its size, using the Pecker-Checker Scale. Determine your category and insert the additional tax under "Other Taxes", Page 2, Part V, line 69 of your Standard Income Tax Return. PECKER - CHECKER SCALE 10-12 inches* / Luxury Tax............... $50.00 8-10 inches / Pole Tax................. $25.00 6-8 inches / Privilege Tax............ $15.00 4-6 inches / Nuisance Tax............. $ 5.00 * Males with peckers in excess of 12 inches should be filed under "Capital Gains". NOTE: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refu

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hyaline\ HAHY-uh-lahyn \adjective; 1. Glassy or transparent.noun: 1. In biochemistry, a horny substance found in hydatid cysts, closely resembling chitin.adjective: 1. Of or pertaining to hyaline.noun: 1. In biochemistry, a transparent substance found in cartilage, the eye, etc., resulting from the pathological degeneration of tissue.

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Age of Conan is set in the Hyborian Age. It is a low fantasy, pseudo-historical ancient world. Game players can fully feel the mysterious world when play by yourself, other than Age of Conan Power Leveling. The Hyborian Age is created by Robert E. Howard. The warlord Conan has seized the throne of Aquilonia, but ancient evils seek to overthrow him.It is said that the look and feel of Hyboria was created accroding to the interpretation of the stories written by Robert E. Howard. "When you read Howard's work you're immediately drawn into a gritty world of dark and ancient forces, and mighty and decadent civilizations. You feel the great weight of the ages and sense the very history in the crumbling mortar and the ruins. Therefore we've been mindful from the outset to create a world which is true to Howard's writing. There is majesty in Hyboria but it's of a monolithic, brutal and primitive kind - it certainly isn't "high fairie" where everything appears as though it was built only yester

Hybrid Listyquiz
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My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Plymouth." "Really? What did he get?" "Fifteen years for theft."

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...Who killed the electric car?...a movie on the truth about how big oil kept down any innovation in any kind of technology that would truly try and make Americans and people all over the world less dependent on foreign oil and cut down on their record breaking profits. Both enlightening and infuriating at the same time this is. It's an 11 part video, and they run kind of long. So if you're bored go get some coffee and a snack and take it in....thanks again for reading, viewing and of course, rating...

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The Hydaway Family
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Hyde
Vocalist of one of the biggest rock bands in Asia, L’Arc~en~Ciel. With spiritual rock as the concept, on October 17, 2001, HYDE began his solo activities by releasing his first single, "evergreen" from his own label, Haunted Records. Following the debut single, he released his 2nd single, "Angel's tale" on December 12, 2001, a beautiful ballad which you may want to call "a Christmas song in HYDE's vision." Then, on February 27, 2002, he released his third single, "SHALLOW SLEEP" with a pop-beat tune, which has a different taste from the previous two singles. HYDE's long-awaited first solo album entitled "ROENTGEN"(Japanese Version) was then released in Japan, on March 27, 2002, and its INTERNATIONAL VERSION, which consists of all English-language recordings, was released in all of the Asian territories only. The second stage of HYDE's solo career started off with the "HELLO" single (released on June 4, 2003 ) becoming ..1 on the ORICON charts. A very rock sound, which was a complete co

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Scientists have genetically engineered E. coli bacteria in order to produce substantial quantities of hydrogen. We know about the harm this particular strain of bacteria can cause, but this study reveals how the bacteria can be used to provide a potential renewable energy source. For additional information see: http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/01/080129170709.htm

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Hazy brain, my head hurts Coming down too quickly Wearing off this buzz From the hydrogen whiskey Poppin the clutch Gotta feather her throttle No better drunk Could come from a bottle Chug it on down (yeah) Hydrogen Whiskey Slick and explosive (yeah) Euphoria free me Sprawl of the submiss Under total control Gush like the flood gaate Lets rock and roll Buzz like a burning Fire from within Complicated yearning No hope for the end Chug it on down (yeah) Hydrogen Whiskey Doorbell to heaven (ooh!) Ecstasy seize me Straight up the middle Having no sense of time Right on the brink Knife edge on the line Pleasure released Still more work to be done I can't feel my face And I only begun Chug it on down (yeah) Hydrogen Whiskey Your spirit surrender (whoa) Howl like a banshee

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Coral beads, hydra individual, was a hollow cylindrical lower end attached to the surface of the object, the top port, surrounded by a full-or multi-turn tentacle. Tentacles to collect food, can be used for a certain degree of stretch on specialized cells (nematocysts) pulls out of nematocysts, stinging cells when stimulated, prey to the paralysis of the barbed wire. Eggs and sperm produced by the gonads diaphragm discharged into the sea through the mouth. Fertilization usually occurs in seawater, and sometimes also occur in the stomach circular cavity. Fertilization usually occurs only between individuals from different eggs and sperm. The planula fertilized egg as covered with cilia, can swim. Several days to several weeks after fixation hydra development on the surface of the fixed body. Also budding reproduction. Bud formation after separation with the original polyp.

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Hyena's Wisdom Includes: Knows the secrets of the wild Understands how to control epidemics Adaptability Patience Perseverance in hunting Strength Understanding the value of cooperation Connection to the Vulture Defense of boundaries Communication in dark spaces Singing ones soul song Understanding the value of community

Hye You
So, I have been compleatly swept off my feet by someone i can't stop thinking about. My heart is compleatly fallin for this one and I am scared that I am going to get hurt. Everything I have wanted I can see in him. As scary as this sounds I would go see him in a heartbeat. Hell, I guess im just ready to find mr right and i am so hoping that I have him if he decideds to keep me.

Hãy Lựa Chọn Những Dịch Vụ Hợp Lý Cho đám Cưới
Hiện nay việc lựa chọn những wedding photographer Vietnam giỏi, để có bộ ảnh cưới ngoài trời thật độc đáo thì cũng hơi khó, bạn hãy tham khảo kinh nghiệm. Nếu bạn là con gái chắc hẳn đều mong muốn có một bộ ảnh đẹp long lanh, lưu giữ tuổi thanh xuân đẹp nhất đời người của mình. Nhưng bên cạnh đó có một số người suy nghĩ là lựa chọn những gói dịch vụ giá rẻ là được nhằm tiết kiệm chi phí. Hiện nay chụp ảnh ngoài trời đang là xu hướng hot nhất trong các mùa cưới gần đây. Khi chụp ảnh cưới ngoài trời giúp bạn có th&

Hylhexaneamine On Aug. 10 After Winning O
LAUSANNE, Switzerland -- The International Olympic Committee stripped a London Games bronze medal from an Uzbekistani wrestler because of a doping violation on Wednesday. The IOC disqualified Soslan Tigiev from the 74-kilogram freestyle class. The case was first reported by The Associated Press on Tuesday. Tigiev tested positive for the banned stimulant methylhexaneamine on Aug. 10 after winning on points in one of the two bronze-medal matches. "The NOC (national Olympic committee) of Uzbekistan is ordered to return to the IOC, as soon as possible, the medal, diploma and medallist pin awarded to the athlete," the IOC said in its ruling. The IOC said Tigievs opponent, Gabor Hatos of Hungary, will be upgraded to bronze. Tigiev becomes the second athlete from the London Olympics to be stripped of a medal because of a doping violation. Nadzeya Ostapchuk of Belarus had her gold in the womens shot put revoked by the IOC the day after the closing ceremony. She tested positive for

A Hymn (ballad Of The Church Of The Fallen Alien)
Be kind to dragons, ‘cause they’re all friends Of all the peasants, running through my head Light a candle, burn it at both ends Tap my temple, until my eyes turn red Grab at thoughts, as they float in the air Strip the fences, until the neighborhood is bare Saturated, in what they think is rare Throw your hands up, and wave em like ya just don’t care I don’t know what to think As I get to my feet I’m crying until I’m laughing I’m crying or am I laughing? Dancing circles, around the abattoir Jump too high and hit your head on a star Hard to put in words, what we know we are All flesh is numb, except for the biggest scars Speak in colors that most cannot taste Pen torch and a ken doll, and they’re going to copulate Some think it’s a circle, but it’s really an 8 Sealed fate, raped, impaled, and feeling great And I don’t know what to think I think you’re thinking me It makes me so fucking happy You make me so fucking happy

Hymns By Word Association
Hymns By Word Association A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. "Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind. The pastor shouted out, "Cross!" Immediately the congregation started singing, in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross." The pastor hollered out, "Grace!" The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound..." The pastor said, "Power." The congregation sang "There Is Power in the Blood."The Pastor said, "Sex." The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything. Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories."

Hymn For The New Ages
Raise your heads, open your eyes For the lord has gone away Take your pills, tell your lies For the Lord has gone away Come to terms, abandon dreams For the Lord has gone away Drop your bombs, hear the screams For the Lord has gone away Thank you Jesus For all the guilt I thought your blood was on my hands There is no heaven There is no hell There are no promised lands Blood for oil, suicide missions For the Lord has gone away Worthless leaders, failure admissions For the Lord has gone away Weep my love, weep my child For the Lord has gone away. Curse the weak, kill the mild Fo the Lord has gone away Fuck you Jesus And you lies I've got no soul to save Still your sheep Line up to listen As you keep lying from your grave

Hymn Of The Black Dragon
From a battle I come, This Dragon I ride, Blacker than night, Death rides by my side. From the Hall of the King, The Battle Hymns sound, The marching of Dwarves, is shaking the ground. We’ve polished our boots, And oiled our swords, To the Northlands we fly, To slay Goblin hordes. Valhalla awaits me, Wodins’ true son am I, I join the Heroes, To Asgard we fly. Ragnarok calls to us, We are storming the wall, The Sons of Muspell, and evil Surt will fall. From a battle I come, This Dragon I ride, Blacker than night, Death rides by my side.

Hymn Of Love
The blue sky can tumble down upon us And the earth can also collapse It doesn't matter, if you love me I don't care about the entire world As long as love floods my mornings As long as my body trembles beneath your hand These problems don't matter My love, since you love me I would go to the end of the earth I would dye my hair blonde I would go take down the moon I would go steal a fortune If you asked it of me I would disown my country I would disown my friends If you asked it of me People can have a good laugh at me I would do anything If you asked it of me If one day life tears you from me If you die that you be far from me It doesn't matter, if you love me Because, me, I will die also We will have eternity for ourselves In the great blue immensity In the sky, no more problems My love, do you believe we love each other God reunites those who love each other

Hymn To Physical Pain - Rudyard Kipling
DREAD Mother of forgetfulness Who, when Thy reign begins, Wipest away the soul's distress And memory of her sins. The trusty Worm that diest not - The steadfast Fire also, By thy contrivance are forgot In a completer woe. Thine are the lidless eyes of night That stare upon our tears, Through certain hours which in our sight Exceed a thousand years. Thine is the thickness of the Dark That presses in our pain, As Thine the Dawn that bids us mark Life's grinning face again. And when thy tender mercies cease And life unvexed is due, Instant upon the false release The Worm and Fire renew. Wherefore we praise Thee in the deep, And on our beds we pray For Thy return, that Thou may'st keep The Pains of Hell at bay !

Hymn
Give us this day all that you showed me The faith and the glory Till my kingdom comes Give us this day all that you showed me The power and the glory, Till my kingdom comes Give me all the stories you told me The faith and the glory Till my kingdom comes And they say that in our time All that's good will fall from grace Even saints would turn their face In our time And they told us That in our days Different words Said in different ways Have other meanings From he who says In our time Give us this day all that you showed me The power and the glory, Till my kingdom comes Give me all the stories you told me The faith and the glory Till my kingdom comes And they say that in our time We would reap from their legacy And we would learn from what they had seen In our time And they told us that in our days We would know what was high on high We would follow and not defy In our time Give us this day all that you showed me The power and the

Hymns ( Not What You Think)
When you go to Church this weekend be sure to smile as you go through your Hymnals! Do you know your hymns? Dentist's Hymn..................Crown Him with Many Crowns Weatherman's Hymn...There Shall Be Showers of Blessings Contractor's Hymn..............The Church's One Foundation The Tailor's Hymn.....................Holy, Holy, Holy The Golfer's Hymn...........There's a Green Hill Far Away The Politician's Hymn...............Standing on the Promises Optometrist's Hymn..........Open My Eyes That I Might See The IRS Agent's Hymn.................I Surrender All The Gossip's Hymn.....................Pass It On The Electrician's Hymn.................Send The Light The Shopper's Hymn...................Sweet Bye and Bye The Realtor's Hymn. . . . . I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop The Massage Therapists Hymn . . . ......He Touched Me The Doctor's Hymn......................The Great Physician

The Hymn!
The Marines Hymn Marine Corps Hymn Following the war with the Barbary Pirates in 1805, when Lieutenant Presely N. O'Bannon and his small force of Marines participated in the capture of Derne and hoisted the American flag for the first time over a fortress of the Old World, the Colors of the Corps was inscribed with the words: "To the Shores of Tripoli." After the Marines participated in the capture and occupation of Mexico City and the Castle of Chapultepec, otherwise known as the "Halls of Montezuma," the words on the Colors were changed to read: "From the Shores of Tripoli to the Halls of Montezuma." Following the close of the Mexican War came the first verse of the Marines' Hymn, written, according to tradition, by a Marine on duty in Mexico. For the sake of euphony, the unknown author transposed the phrases in the motto on the Colors so that the first two lines of the Hymn would read: "From the Halls of Montezuma, to the Shores of Tripoli." A serious attempt to trace the tune

Hymns
Hymns for All Professions Dentist's Hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns Weatherman's Hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings Contractor's Hymn: The Church's One Foundation Tailor's Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy Golfer's Hymn: There's a Green Hill Far Away Politician's Hymn: Standing on the Promises Optometrist's Hymn: Open My Eyes That I Might See IRS Agent's Hymn: I Surrender All Gossip's Hymn: Pass It On Electrician's Hymn: Send The Light Shopper's Hymn: Sweet By and By Realtor's Hymn: I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop Massage Therapist's Hymn: He Touched Me Doctor's Hymn: The Great Physician

Hymn #365
This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it. A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.' Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River. '

Hymn Of The Broken
We the lost children of eve Are born into this world longing to be loved. Reaching out the very second we are born. Hoping... Waiting... Wanting... Just to be held... But when our bodies age... We become less desirable... We start to seek out the one who will compleate us... Reaching out, We find so many posibilities... But many just lead to dead ends.

Hymn To Beauty
Hymn to Beauty Do you come from Heaven or rise from the abyss, Beauty? Your gaze, divine and infernal, Pours out confusedly benevolence and crime, And one may for that, compare you to wine. You contain in your eyes the sunset and the dawn; You scatter perfumes like a stormy night; Your kisses are a philtre, your mouth an amphora, Which make the hero weak and the child courageous. Do you come from the stars or rise from the black pit? Destiny, bewitched, follows your skirts like a dog; You sow at random joy and disaster, And you govern all things but answer for nothing. You walk upon corpses which you mock, O Beauty! Of your jewels Horror is not the least charming, And Murder, among your dearest trinkets, Dances amorously upon your proud belly. The dazzled moth flies toward you, O candle!Crepitates, flames and says: "Blessed be this flambeau!"The panting lover bending o'er his fair oneLooks like a dying man caressing his own tomb, Whether you come from heaven or from hell, who car

A Hymn For Lord Ganesha
Glory to you, O Lord Ganesha!Born of Parvati, daughter of the Himalayas, and the great Shiva. O Lord of compassion, you have a single tusk, four arms, A vermilion mark of on your forehead, and ride on a mouse. People offer you betel leaves, blossoms, fruits And sweets, while saints and seers worship you. Glory to you, O Lord Ganesha!Born of Parvati, daughter of the Himalayas, and the great Shiva. You bestow vision on the blind, chastened body on the leprous, Children on the sterile, and wealth on the destitute. We pray to thee day and night, please bestow success upon us.Glory to you, O Lord Ganesha!Born of Parvati, daughter of the Himalayas, and the great Shiva.

(h) You Shall Always Be (h)
No matter how much I try, I can not express just how very dear you are to me, or how very deeply I am truly in love with you. For so many years now, I have thought each day about you. Wishing so many times I would have simply just said some thing long before now. There truly are no words nor phrases which could ever do justice for how I feel about you. No song could ever express the love for you I have. I know deep down you can never be mine, for your heart belongs to another. All that I can be is a dear friend who is always here for you. Please just know how what I truly fee is pure love for you, and always shall in life. For you my beautiful darling will always be my love in life!! PJ 11/21/2012 2:49am

Hypathetically Speaking
yes-or-no -- 1. If dying to defend my honor was the only way to prove you love me, would you do it? 2. Would you hurt me if it was the only way to protect me? 3. Can you respect me when I'm wrong and comfort me when my being wrong eventually hurts me? 4. If I hurt you, would you still love me? 5. Can you respect me when I disrespect you? 6. Do you know when to dominate and when to let me take the lead? 7. Could you give of yourself when I won't/can't give to you? 8. Can you respect,love, and cherish my strengths as well as my weaknesses? 9. Can you understand me at my oddest times? 10. When my temper flares and I say or do something that I don't mean, will you forgive...and forgive...and forgive...and forgive? All I want is to be loved, understood, honored, and cherished. These are the ten questions I ask "the love of my life"

Hyper
alright so i'm happy, mybday is tomorrow and woohoo yeah i'm turning old haha that's about all u r getting..it's been a long ass weekend see, work and have 2 test this week..yeah sucks...i know but oh well. it's not like i can doa nything about it. alright so who wants to take me out 4 my bday..jk again haha can u tell i'm hyper? or do i gotta make it more obvious? i think it is already..oh so i'm hungry too..didn't eat anything but a shake in the morning (not fun, but had to run). got to school. alright that's the report for the day..my name is dora (for those of u that don't know that ) and i'm outta the blog section...see ya

Hyped Up
im really hyped up... our next football game is on friday.. i love wearing the uniform to skol... i love how i get looks from hunks... god i am so damn boy crazy... this site is cool... i think .. i mean so far it is... i have a dr. appt. this week and i think they may change my meds.. but hell life will go on... im just pumped up... idk y... lol fun fun fun xoxoxoxoxxo

Hypertext And Adolescence Revisited
I always remember how much anxiety I would have in school when I wasn't fully prepared. Well, it's the same deal with work. Last week I felt fairly unprepared for class and not only were the days stressful, but I dreaded going into work in the first place. It surprises me how much one student can alter the dynamics in my class. Today one of my little "trouble makers" was in In-School Suspension all day for a fight he had on Friday. His absence combined with my detailed preparations resulted in a beautifully productive day and a blatant lack of instability. These are the days I imagined when I had decided to become a teacher. We are finishing up one of my all time favorite novels in class, "The Witches" by Roald Dahl. The kids have been into it the entire time and I am rewarding them by allowing them to watch the movie version on Friday and a small Halloween party. Random thought of the day: I enjoy having a beard or at least some sort of facial hair. I never particpated in the age ol

Hyperkinetic Synthetic
This is what it comes down to. The Us vs. Them The Me vs. Him The Me controls the Him, but the Him is needed by the Me. It's like killing Hitler. But We don't need the Them. I never lose. Never ever lose. You can't lose The Game when you make The Fucking Rules. Come, take my hand, follow my lead. Dance with me? Dance with me, motherfucker. I said Dance. Pack it in, let it go. Push push pull. Kinetic catastrophe,entropy, destruction is bliss. Soon So very soon There will be only the Me. And the He will cease to exist. I hope you're ready. I know They aren't.

Hypersensitivity
THE BATTERER IS EASILY INSULTED. HE CLAIMS HIS "FEELINGS ARE HURT" WHEN HE'S REALLY ANGRY. HE TAKES THE SLIGHTEST SETBACKS AS PERSONAL ATTACKS. HE WILL RAGE ABOUT THE INJUSTICES THAT HAPPEN TO HIM, THINGS THAT ACTUALLY ARE A PART OF LIFE, SUCH AS BEING ASKED TO WORK OVERTIME, GETTING A TRAFFIC TICKET, OR BEING ASKED TO HELP AROUND THE HOUSE.

Hypenate Names
I understand that some women like to hyphenate their names when they get married. I even understand the reasons they do it. But I can not understand is why the women with these names did. Hemp-Ho Traylor-Hooker Looney-Ward Beaver-Wetting Wang-Holder Harolds-Balls You have to admit.....they are hilarious last names.

Hyper
I am so hyper right now. I don't know why I am but I am. I woke up this morning wanting to bounce off the walls. Now that is unusual for me. Especially since I feel wore out all of the time. Hmmm.... Oh well, I'm going to enjoy this anyway.

Hyperballad By Bjork
We live on a mountain right at the top there's a beautiful view from the top of the mountain every morning i walk towards the edge and throw little things off like: Car-parts, bottles and cutlery or whatever i find lying around It's become a habit a way to start the day I go through this before you wake up so I can feel happier to be safe up here with you It's real early morning no-one is awake I'm back at my cliff still throwing things off I listen to the sounds they make on their way down I follow with my eyes 'til they crash imagine what my body would sound like slamming against those rocks And when it lands will my eyes be closed or open? I'll go through all this before you wake up so i can feel happier to be safe up here with you

Hyper Poetry
Hyper Poetry by LateNiteFantasy© Shoot your words from Berettas and tommy-guns. Slingshot concepts, catapult cause and effect against the crumbling walls of prejudice preconceptions. Flog dead horses, piss on parades, step on feet and kick in all the open doors. Stumble clumsily, foot in mouth, ignorance flaunted, unrestrained, unashamed. Wallow through cliché, innovation, torn envelopes and me. Bring out the jazz, the blues, the sex, the cunt, cock, funksoul rock n roll, make me swallow it whole. Break whats in your way, fuck grammar, screw spelling, just say, sing, dream, spit, shoot, scream. Bite, fight, bend, bruise. If it swings, its right, so bend over, misuse. Come disturb, unsettle, destabilise, shake the dreary dogmas and their dried out dragged down dreadful ideals. Come fuck with my mind, feed me hyper poetry tonight.

Hyper, Nature N Naked!
These 3 People are very dear to me and need help leveling so could you stop by their pages and fan/add/rate them!!! This Guy has been stuck on this level for a while he doesnt have much to go till he hits level 15 Fu Idol can you help him reach his next level? NAKED ♠ ♠ Lucias RL n FU boytoy ♠ ♠ This Woman is an amazing friend she has been stuck on this level for nearly 14 months can you help her make it to Fubarlord? Hyper ♥†Nature†'s R/L Wife♥ This Guy is an amazing friend can you help him reach his next level? †Nature† Hyper's R/L Hubby

Hyper
Was goin down don't kno how i'm fheelin now living myself away wishin I can just try to forget the things that are known to me. Try to pick myself up again & never let myselfFallGivin out from this. Take this pain let it go I don't kno where to try why. Wanna hide from all the people that do no good better then do themselves. How in showin what I am to be this. Take all this out fromMeI i'm goin crazy n I don't kno why i'm losin my mind don't see why shit is always this it's always that. I i'm doped up on sugar. What more I want then what I need to see what more to be. Don't come next to me don't get closer to me don't get next to me. You shall never know you shall never know. You will never know know who I who I am. Never will know no you will never not know who are I. You will never know meSo crazy goin crazy said I'm goin crazy losin my own dayum mind. Sugar I'm so hyper sugar i'm so hyper. Sugar don't come next to me sugar don't get close to me. Sugar i'll fhuck you up bitch right

Hyper Red
Hyper red, still not bled Forced down, tied down Invade body, persuade soul To use you is my goal Eyes tight, precious sight Mouth sealed, pleasure revealed Limbs bound, whimper sound Taste of pain, some power gained Red welt, stinging belt Open wide, nothing to hide Stinging sweat, never regret With this rod I am a god Call my name, sexual games Anal pleasure, deeply I measure One extreme, wickedly clean Candle burn, a sacred

Hyperion Dawn
Years ago he sat under a tree, pondering his own life... and what would happen afterwords. Eventually, he was driven mad by the assumption of a celestial after life. In his madness, he drove to take his own life, destroying his physical body, but not releasing his mind to the celestial plane. It was there he resided on the Astral Plane. The same pattern repeated, as Zero's madness made him strive to ascend to higher forms of thought and existence. The rules of the metaphysical existentialism flowed through, entwining into his thoughts like a code. The code that which held frameworks of constructs of the planes. Ascendency, in its entirety, was the key. He struggled, fighting with his own reality, his temporal signature, his placement in this existence. He had at that point begun to ascend once more beyond the variable realities, linking thoughts and reaction with perception. He had entered a loop of a constant reality. But even in this, he saw a higher pattern. The signature of his e

Hypersexual Disorder Or Hypersexuality
So I have been talking to my neurologist recently and have determined that I have a bit of a problem. For years now I have always been ready to go when a lady demands it, ready to be that steam engine the ladies love. However, I have been kinda, on the bench for almost 2 years now. Now, I have had this really bad state of depression, and at first, my friends were all like, dude your just being lonely. "Cheer up, smile, just a good time and enjoy being single" is what they say. Well lately I have been having a lot of issues. Really bad breakouts of crying, unusual feelings and urges for self injury (no I didn't become suicidal or a cutter), and most creepy of all, I have noticed that I am not getting orgasms anymore, porn and thoughts of sex are not getting me going. In fact, I feel bad because I no longer have a real outlet. Now getting a hooker is not an option, watching porn doesn't work, and I am trying my damned best to meet a nice woman, but nothing works. So I re

Hyphenated Names
I understand that some women like to hyphenate their names when they get married. I even understand the reasons they do it. But what I can not understand is why the women with these names did. Hemp-Ho Traylor-Hooker Looney-Ward Beaver-Wetting Wang-Holder Harolds-Balls You have to admit.....they are hilarious last names. **TAKEN FROM THE BLOG OF MJBLETTE OF THE BLETTE FAMILY**

Hypnotize Me!
Hah, sicka than your average Poppa Twist cabbage off instinct niggaz don't think shit stink pink gators, my Detroit players Timbs for my hooligans in Brooklyn Dead right, if they head right, Biggie there every night Poppa been smooth since days of Underroos Never lose, never choose to, bruise crews who do something to us, talk go through us Girls walk to us, wanna do us, screw us Who us? Yeah, Poppa and Puff (ehehehe) Close like Starsky and Hutch, stick the clutch Dare I squeeze three at your cherry M-3 (Take that, take that, take that, haha!) Bang every MC easily, busily Recently niggaz frontin ain't sayin nuttin (nope) So I just speak my piece, (c'mon) keep my piece Cubans with the Jesus piece (thank you God), with my peeps Packin, askin who want it, you got it nigga flaunt it That Brooklyn bullshit, we on it [Chorus: sung in imitation of part of Slick Rick's "La-Di-Da-Di"] Biggie Biggie Biggie can't you see Som

Hypnotic Knyght
Hypnotic Nyght Darkness she cried the tymes of space she did ryde there is a darq and beautiful knyght songs of the hypnotic trance dark seductions and painful romance Lightning strikes im das himmel Guten Nacht und erstenvacht lashes from silken whips sadicstical torture does sometimes me please soft REIGNS swaying on an arabian steed the wind in my hair does me sometimes please the kiss of the whip on milk white flesh look for me in my secret shadow space.. cause perhaps there are still a few new forms of disgrace.. ~Shadowdancer~

Hypnotist
Hypnotist A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat, 'I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache. 'It worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband replies, "Well, that's wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't exactly been a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife, and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes la

Hypnotize Your Lover
18 Hypnotize Your Lover- deeper. The book that will teach you the art of hypnotic seduction, how to hypnotize your lover for erotic adventures, and overcome sexual dysfunction. This new version has more scripts and stories and ideas for creating the hypnotic adventure you are looking for. This item COMES WITH the CD (newly re-recorded) version of the Interactive Hypnotize Your Lover which lets you put your lover in a trance with my voice and then turns it over to you to give suggestions, read scripts, or create triggers. Also includes Irresistible You- Hypnosis for Magnetism (re-recorded) this new version will make you magnetic and irresistible. You will love the way you seem to attract the attention of others and the special connection that they feel with you. This is probably one of my most popular programs. People are always amazed at how dramatic the results are. Find out for yourself! Click the link below! Spice it up! Hypnotize your Lover and Get The Hotte

Hypnotism
1. Sit on a couch in the upright position and close your eyes and your arms at your side or in your lap. Do not move around. Just sit there and relax for a minute. 2. Clear your mind of all thoughts. How do you do this?.... simply imagine a big Dumpster or a very large metal box on your mental screen. Then see it open and put all your thoughts and worries in it one by one.... bills... your lovelife.... problems.... your children.... your job... everything you can think of. Then close the lid and lock it! Then push it off your mental screen. 3. Now sit there quietly with no thoughts for a minute. When you are ready to start... do not forget to tell yourself as you go through each part of the body that you are becoming more and more relaxed as you go. YOU MUST TELL YOURSELF THIS! 4. Now... start with your head.... imagine every part of your head relaxing... start with your eyes.... then go to your ears.... the mouth... all your facial muscles. spend time w

Hypnogaja - Wash It All Away
I'm trying to find my way But every direction looks the same Unmasking all my fears Have I been lost for all these years? And I say baby please Can you come down and take away all of the pain Can you come down to ease me and wash it all away You tremble from the cold Is life not quite what you were told? Dreams die and fade away But time will bring another day When you say baby please I know things get hard and the skies are full of gray But I can feel it comin' down to wash it all away I hear you call my name But will you hear me when I say?

Hypnotikradio
Hey yall's come check the internet radio station i dj for, we play all kinds of music come visit our page and join us in our chat room there. pass the word around. our site is http://www.hypnotikradio.com

Hypnotized Lounge Repost
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Hypnotize Your Lover!
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The Hypnotist
THE HYPNOTIST It was entertainment time at the Day Centre for the elderly and the Amazing Claude was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff. As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, 'Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ....' The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist

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Hypnotist At The Senior Center
Hypnotist at the Senior Center It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed, "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations". He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. "SHIT," said the hypnotist. It took a couple days to clean up the Senior Center

Hypnosis Can Kill You
A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." "No more headaches?" the husband asks, "What happened?" His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not have a headache; I do not have a headache, I do not have a headache. 'It worked! The headaches are all gone." The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful." His wife then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband agrees to try it. Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later and jumps into bed and makes passionat

Hypnotic Encounters
"My pet, I want you to become very, very horny." I said as I purposely rubbed my growing member. "I am your master. You must obey me. You are totally mine. Now spread your legs and let me explore your body." "Yes, master." she said as she parted her legs. Her legs were silky smooth, and felt sooo good. I slowly and purposely moved my hands past her knees and outlined her secret region with my hands. Her pussy was getting wetter and wetter as I took liberties with her. I massaged her clit until her it felt prominent. I felt for lubrication, and then tentatively inserted one finger, then two inside her, finger fucking her while rubbing her clit. Her breasts were level with my mouth, so I leaned over and began to sensuously lick her left nipple until it was erect. Desire spread from my loins as I felt her female body react erotically to my touches. I waited until I knew that she was on the road to orgasm. "My pet, let me enter you now." I said as I pulled m

Hypnotic Possession
A Perpetual abysmal dream Transforms into reality Minutes shift into hours Hours morph into years Barely stirring in sleep Dream is now my nightmare From which I cannot awake Time passes at speeds that mystify Yet I stand still

Hypnotist At The Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center and over 300 seniors came to see the show.Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat 'I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations.'He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.'SHIT!' said the Hypnotist.It took three days to clean up the Senior Center ...

Hypnotherapy
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Hypnotist At The Senior Center
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations" He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch. . ." The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces. "Shit!" said the Hypnotist. It took three days to clean up the Senior Center . Claude was never invited back to entertain.

Hypnotherapy Works I Am Proof.
whatever to the skeptics.I know for sure that hypnotism works because it worked on me.( erostic hypnotism) but I would say that you do have to want t to work happen for it to work.I have also used it as it to get rid of a panic disorder.When you are hypnotized you still have free will.It's not like you are a slave to your master kind of thing.I think it was great lol I went from not being able to have a real orgasm to having multiple orgaasms in which I would squirt ( sorry if too much information) It caused me to breathe very heavy and fast and it caused me to be in a trance where my eyes would roll back in my head almost like sleep but I was fully aware of what was going on.Many people have misconceptions about hypnotherapy. It's one of the most rigorously validated of all so-called alternative therapies. Increasing numbers of people in the scientific and medical establishment are recognising its benefits. Within a few sessions or even a few hours, it can bring about lasting and meas

Hypocrites!
(One rule- if you read it, please comment!) I often spend a great amount of driving time reading bumper stickers, I guess that's normal in rush hour traffic. Yesterday I passed by a woman who had a "yes on prop 204, stop animal cruelty" bumper sticker. This rant is two parts.... First animal cruelty. It's an unfortunate fact that we kill and torture animals, the justifications are varied and many. From food, to medical advances, to sport... Personally, I don't like the idea of killing anything, who honestly does? I'm the kind of person who will run an old lady off the damn road for driving too slow, but bring home orphaned ducks to raise them by hand. (twisted sense of morals, huh?) But guess what? I love me some steak. I love leather, I love suede, I love a great piece of fresh backstrap... my teeth were made for eating flesh. I don't want to see my food killed, but I'm not going to complain about the way it's killed. Get over this whole inhumane farming thing. It's going to die a

Hypocrits
Ok so Not gonna leave a name but was chatting with someone who was coming Down on someone Else saying they are a Bully to women...Yet this creep is the one I see Bullying Women so what did I do...tried to be nice but ya know you can only be nice for so long and if ya should read this you know who you are just know that I had a good laugh all at your expence as I sat here reading your pathetic attempts at put downs now come on if you are going to attck me come up with something original it is sooo hard to respect someone who cant be original. Whats the sense in trying to compete on a mental level with someone if the attacker has the mentality of a child? Poor soul must be difficult to be a grown man and not able to act like one Ok my rant is over have a nice day :)

Hypochondriac
You Are 8% Hypochondriac While your physical health isn't always perfect, you don't freak out about it. You know there's only so much you can do, and worrying doesn't change anything. Are You a Hypochondriac?

"hypocrite"
label me call me what you want antisocial,angry, insensitive. they all describe me, I'm just bein myself ,bein me. sayin one thing doin another, your one to talk, such a hypocrite. Just playin the game you say, yea your definitely playin it. I'd just love to see you impaled on your hypocresies, held up to the light for what you truly are. at least I'm not the coward hiding behind his false ways & words.

Hypocrites
Can't stand when people don't know the meaning of hpyocrites. They need to look in the mirror Lissa and Hawaiian Krystal Dragon. By the way who looks like one. Before you say anything, you need to find the truth. Either that, the truth must hurt soo bad that they can't stand it. Don't talk to me about being hypocrites.

Hypocrisy
aka being called a Hypocrite. How often in our daily lives do we see people being a hypocrite? If you didn't realize it before take a look around you. How about that doctor of yours that you might catch smoking who just lectured you on taking better care of your body. What about the cop who is crooked and takes a bribe when they are supposed to be protecting the public? There is always the big one, the person who goes to church every Sunday and sits in the pew and listens and believes everything said by the Preacher and how they have such high and righteous morals and beliefs because they go to church but then you find out that they cheat on their spouse or beat their kids or something that is far from righteous. Hypocrites live all around us. Are you one of them? I think there is some part of all of us that has at one time gone against what we put out to everyone to see.

Hypothetical ~ What Would You Do?
You and a person you love deeply are placed in separate rooms with a button next to each of you. You know that you will both be killed unless one of you presses your button before 60 minutes pass; furthermore, the first person to press the button will save the other person, but will immediately be killed. What do you think you would do? Think twice about your answer ~ it isn't as simple as you first think it is...

Hypothetically If You Were Point A, And Theoretically If I Was Point B,we Would Be, We Would Be Frantically Melting Into One Massive Point
I don't know what I want. I don't know why I push people away. All I crave is love, yet my heart is so harden. I feel so completely fucked up sometimes. I really don't understand my actions at all.

Hypocracy
It is almost too much to bear. Al Gore gets an Oscar??? The hypocracy of the DemocRATic leadership has really shown. While one of the top Rats demostrated how to receive a major award for lies, lies, lies. I can remember back in 1993 on the coast of Oregon when I was calling on my customers. Mr Gore was leading a bunch of tree huggers through the heart of the pulp industry. This was in March of the year. About 8 months later a newpaper article came out that Mr. Gore had just finished an $800,000 home on the coast of N. Carolina made from 100% redwood, an endangered species. I guess when all industry has been stopped, when God has been run out of the country, when porn and crime have totally taken over the streets, and American standards of moral decency has been totally destroyed people will open their eyes and say... What in the hell happened?

Hypocrite O'reilly Milks Rosie "feud" To Rescue Failing Show
Hypocrite O'Reilly Milks Rosie "Feud" To Rescue Failing Show Abandons rhetoric of ignoring "lunacy" to exploit brief ratings surge Paul Joseph Watson Prison Planet Tuesday, April 3, 2007 Despite calling for the whole issue to be marginalized little over a week ago, hypocrite Bill O'Reilly has decided to throw his weight behind creating a feud with Rosie O'Donnell in a desperate attempt to boost ratings for his failing Fox News show. During a radio interview with billionaire Mark Cuban on the Friday March 23 broadcast of O'Reilly's Radio Factor show, O'Reilly argued that the 9/11 truth movement should be marginalized and that "lunacy shouldn't be given legitimacy" by affording it any attention. Yet since that broadcast, O'Reilly has given Rosie O'Donnell's 9/11 stance prime coverage on no less than three more occasions alone on his TV show and also discussed it further on his radio show. If this is how O'Reilly defines not giving something attention, then we have to

Hypochondria
hy·po·chon·dri·a audio (hp-kndr-) KEY NOUN: 1. The persistent conviction that one is or is likely to become ill, often involving symptoms when illness is neither present nor likely, and persisting despite reassurance and medical evidence to the contrary. Also called hypochondriasis . 2. Plural of hypochondrium. I've decided there is no point in telling my brothers much of anything. Well, at least if it is health related. They assume I am a hypochondriac just because I get bored and look stuff up on-line or let them know what the DR has told me. I have also looked up things for others in the family so they will have a better understanding of what my mom has, such as possible cancer. I will go and find the information on line about it so they will not have to. That just makes me a target for negative feed back that they accuse me of being, which is negative. You would think they would be glad to know. They've never really seemed to understand me and most likely never

Hypocrisy And Democracy
by Dr. William Pierce During the past week I was very interested in some of the public reactions to Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura's comments in a Playboy magazine interview. Governor Ventura, who was a professional wrestler before he became governor, told Playboy that "organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people" Pretty hard to argue with that, if he's talking about the mainstream churches in America today. But of course, the Republican politicians jumped at the chance to denounce Ventura and to express their pious outrage at his honesty. The Republicans were indecently eager to garner a few votes from the weak-minded. Senate Majority Leader Trent Lott was one of the most outraged. I saw him on television with his jowls quivering and his eyes flashing as he lambasted Jesse Ventura for heresy and sucked up to the television evangelists and the bishops and the reverends . . . and their weak-minded flocks. Lott's performance reminded me that hypocrisy and

Hypocrosy
Please tell me if I havent spelled hypocrosy right! Theres something I've noticed that has me just laughing at the hypocrosy of it all. For starters, yes I smoke weed. I'm I guess a professional woman, I work hard , I'm a good person, I volunteer , I have friends..etc...For many years I didnt. I'd say from 19-36 I didnt touch nary a roach, but then met up with a friend of mine who did . And I decided, "why the heck not?" I have begun to notice some things,mostly at work. People think its hilarious when someone tells their little tale about going home and putting away a whole bottle of vodka. Or they think its hilarious when someone tells a little story about getting so drunk they have to crawl around on the floor,they cant even walk. Or they think its great fun to wake up somewhere, anywhere,and not even know where you are!! I listen to stupid stuff like that all the time. Yet when I say I would rather smoke pot, I get horrified looks. I'm called a pothead, a druggie...or even

Hypocrites...
So, my friend's wife called me today. Turns out I knew here BEFORE I knew she was married to my friend, back when she was whoring herself out during their six year relationship AND the first few months of their marriage. Please forgive me if in this next bit I sound racist, but I am not and it's just her... Estupida jota had the nerve to call me up and accuse me of sleeping with her man! I said: "Well, he and I haven't seen each other save when he is working, and I have been in GA for the past year. He hasn't been cheating on you, certainly not with me, though I can't say the same about you-" "Que? What are you talking about? You don't know me! "(Though Gods new the rest of my neighborhood did... she was a bicycle! Er... is!)"I don't look like you, girl, so don't judge me!" "Then don't judge me beyond the fact that I am a friend of your husband's. No more, no less." If she had shut up for five minutes I probably could have gotten her to admit that she was indeed cheati

Hypothetically Speaking - The Lipstick List
HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING - THE LIPSTICK LIST OK so I need 2 explain what a lipstick list is before I get into this. A lipstick list is the list on the wall that u wrote with lipstick cuz ur ass is Schizophrenic. U know like the 1 in Billy Madison when Billy calls everyone from school that he picked on & apologizes. The sniper guy crosses Billy off the list he has on the wall and puts on his lipstick afterward. Crazzzzyyy. Well anyway, hypothetically speaking, if I had a lipstick list these r some things or some people that would be on it!! Just 4 future reference. Then u know not 2 be or do any of these things to me!! They make me a little anal! 1-McDonald's cashier: U know that biatch that gives u ur $30 worth of food with no napkins, no straws 4 ur 4 drinks, no ketchup & 1 barbecue sauce for 4 orders of nuggets. Then u say "can I borrow ur pants real quick so I can wipe my hands on them since that's what you must do since u think I do!" Come on I can let the ketchup slide & the

Hypocriticalness Of Celebs
First people were feeling sorry for Anna for ODing, then people were feeling sorry for Paris because she went to jail, now people are feeling sorry for Beniot, and he has been accused of double homicide. How is it that people feel sorry for someone that is famous because they did something illegal and got charged with it, or accused since Beniot has yet to have the evidence against him. I find it funny that people act as though they are better then any other person because the "celeb" has been in the spot light. I'm sorry don't be feeling sorry and spamming every website that you may be on with the "pray for ..." bulletins, mumms, blogs, whatever. No one person is better then another, and that is the problem with today's society nobody has respect for another person unless they are of a higher social standing. I treat everyone with the same respect unless they show that they are worthy of more, and anyone that I come in contact with can be worthy of more respect. So you may call me an

Hypocrit Or Just Ignorant?
I had a recent issue where i Dr'd someone's pic,because they had a (what i considered) offensive pic (it was a Pro hitler pic) in their album. Now yes, i should have looked @ the profile a bit better, where the person said if you dont like it, move on.( this is my fault, and ill admit to this much) but after i Dr'd it, the person Re-rated me a 1, then blocked me so i couldnt return the favor,LoL. @ that point, i then started getting "visitors" to my page who would do the same( my opinion: chicken s@#$'s) and actually helped me level,lol )The irony is, is that she is either a lesbian, or bisexual, and given that from memory, these people were treated not much better then the Jewish people ( Anyone from the LBGTQ community also) i found what the woman did to be almost entertaining. )I guess i should have put the warning i put on there just recently, a bit earlier huh? oh well her loss of a decent friend.

Hypocrisy Suits You
This blog is for every one of you dickheads that judge a person based solely on their online profiles: Hypocrisy From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Redirected from Hypocrite) Jump to: navigation, search .. start content --> Hypocrisy is the act of condemning another person, where the stated basis for the criticism is the breach of a rule which also applies to the critic. A person engaged in hypocrisy is called a hypocrite. Though hypocrisy is frequently invoked as an accusation in debates, a few theorists have studied the utility of hypocrisy, and in some cases have suggested that the conflicts manifested as hypocrisy are a necessary or even beneficial part of human behavior and society. I had someone recently tell me that I was the same person who he knew long ago; hate-filled, negative, etc. I NEVER stood for any of those things in the first place. this guy was one of the 2 best friends i ever had, whom I hadn't seen in 3 or more years. He based his en

Hypocrisy
Days and nights roll by - Fast paced hymens, a lullaby. Weekend rendezvous - a lasting impression Emotional secrets kept; no time for indiscretion. My face can hide my thoughts, But my eyes will never lie. Another tight-lipped hypocrisy. Reality ignored, I press on. I'll enjoy my days, sing my song. Eventhough it's never fair - A silent tongue brings no dispar.

Hypothetically
if you had a man/woman and you been with them a year then all the suuden they cant work they dont pay no attention to u they always have somethin wrong with them only time they get off computer is to pee eat or go to bed would u feel like ur kind of obselete to them and would you be kind of flirtin around or maybe lookin for somethin new just curious

Hypocrisy In Nsfw Standards Here On Fubar And Other Sites
Ok so I just got notification that ***THIRTEEN** of my pics were just now marked NSFW **rolls eyes** WTH is up with this anyway?????Does anyone else see the blantant hypocrisy and double standards in what the "Fubar Shop" marks as NSFW???Below is my response to them that yes I *did* sendI'm Texan and if they think they can intimidate me or that I'll cowtow and not blatantly expose their hypocrisy they're very mistaken!Whatever....typical double standards and hypocrisy in administration of social networking sites I see...politics as usual... *rolls eyes** You'll let people post anti Semitic backgrounds and confederate flags with "the south will rise again" in the background - but whoooooa let a little skin show and WATCH OUT we can't have THAT *rolls eyes**

Hypocrisy Quotes
One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others. ~Moliere Every man alone is sincere. At the entrance of a second person, hypocrisy begins. We parry and fend the approach of our fellow-man by compliments, by gossip, by amusements, by affairs. We cover up our thought from him under a hundred folds. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, "Friendship," Essays, 1841 He does not believe who does not live according to his belief. ~Thomas Fuller Whatever you condemn, you have done yourself. ~Georg Groddeck, The Book of the It, 1950 Many of us believe that wrongs aren't wrong if it's done by nice people like ourselves. ~Author Unknown Your religion is what you do when the sermon is over. ~Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. Forbear to judge, for we are sinners all. ~William Shakespeare, Henry VI As no roads are so rough as those that have just been mended, so no sinners are so intolerant as those that hav