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Some Things To Think About...
Some things to Think about: ~Life is not just for living once.. it's for living every day..... ~In a mirror is where we find a reflection or our appearances..........but in our heart is where we find a reflection of our soul... ~Faith is taking the first step....... when you don't see the whole staircase.. ~The door to your heart only opens from the inside.. ~when you feel like giving up........ remember why you held on in the first place.. ~True courage is to keep on traveling........ when you can't see the map.......... ~ Dreams are almost always taller than you are.. that way you have to reach to make them come true... ~Here's to the nights that turned into mornings. and the friends that turned into family............ ~The human heart feels things the eyes can not see.. and knows what the mind can not understand.. ~Live your life in such a way that your lil corner of the world will be brighter cause you are there... ~You'll never become old and

Men Are Evil
Men are evil little monsters. I have had the shittiest luck with them all my life and give up. The ex left me 4 months ago, then told me a week ago he wanted me back, made a mistake...I said no. Not going through that shit again. Then I meet a wonderful man, and wow hot. Well He told me he was in love with me and then after I said it he went poof! Then my son decides he wants to live with his father. Well he is 13 so I kinda knew it was coming. Then the guy I was going to see for the last month out of town took his wife back...That fucking stung! So as you can see I am down on men at this point in my life and I think I am going to stay that way for a very long time. I think I give to much of me and my heart and that is what is getting me hurt. So well I am off for now...talk to everyone later.

Comparing Yourself To Others ..
You are unique. There is no one else like you in the entire universe. In honor of your unique self, it is good to acknowledge and embrace the special qualities that make you the person that you are. One way to do this is to not compare yourself with other people. It is human nature to want to see how we measure up in comparison to others - especially if we think that they are better than us or have more of something that we want. Yet the truth is that it is not a good use of time to compare ourselves with others because there is no one like us and this makes us incomparable. It is sometimes almost easier to look outside of ourselves and feel like we are deficient in comparison to other people rather than taking responsibility for our own progress in relation to the fulfillment of our life purpose. It actually takes more courage to be self-referential and look at ourselves to see whether we are measuring up to our standards or meeting our full potential. Each of us has very special

My Love For You
My Love For You My love for you has no boundaries or secrets. It's in my essence, devouring the fiber of my being and is devoted to you alone. My love for you reaches far and wide and travels through the four seasons, the four corners of the earth and far beyond space and time. My love for you is a journey of lofty mountain tops, beautiful gardens, deep seas, blue lakes, rivers and streams. My love for you consumes my heart. My love for you soars beyond the edge of the world, up into the sky, through the clouds, past the sun, the stars, the moon, the heavens, and the galaxy searching for you, my love, to tell you how much I care. My love for you is the totality of all existing things. My love, I Love You.

Sad But True[writtenjuly 27,2007]
Well i will start of by saying i dont like writing these blogs but for some reason i feel i need too.It makes it easier for me to say how i feel and i have alot of things inside that do bother me so i want to talk about it and i will make this short.But anyone who has met me or talked to me knows i am a very private person i hate to talk about my life,my family or anything to do with me i dont know why. I like keeping my shit to myself if u know what i mean.Well i just turned 30 in june and guess what i am still single guy and yes it crazy because its my choice i choose to be single and it is so fucked up..But my problem is cant commit to anyone i never could as long as i could remember i mean i have had relationships and met many wonderfull women and still cant commit to any fuckin one.So i want to change but really dont know how most girls think i am just a player or i fuck many women come on that is not true at all but i cant worry about what they think and i am sorry they feel t

The Demon Truck
The wind blew harshly on a dark and cloudy fall night. Trees were savagely wrenched back and forth by nature’s wrath as through their naked branches it tore. Eerie shadows were cast on the ground as if demons were reaching up trying to pull me into them. Would this be the night that my life was wrenched from me or would I make it clear of this hell and once again stand in serene peacefulness? The day was long as I had toiled in the woods making sure I had enough wood for the coming of the brutal and cold weather that was swiftly approaching. The fresh cuttings would replace the ones used to warm my body and soul on nights such as this. I had been on my way back home, my truck loaded down with wood when a loud bang pierced my ears. The sound seemed like that of a gun going off right by my ears and frightened me. My trucks engine died at that exact instance as if some evil magician had snapped their fingers and it was made to disappear. I pulled my truck to the side of the roa

Product Of Hate
One cut Two cut Three cut Four I watch your blood hit the floor. Five cut Six cut Seven cut Eight This is the product of all my hate. I slit your throat & watch your blood flow Don't do it yourself It'll only soften the blow. You cry for me my hatred tears built from your lies from over the years. I slash your throat I slit your wrists I enjoy the moment NO!.... I'm not pissed. I turn my head to hide my smile you're finally gone and I'm not in denial. I'll accept all the blame because I don't care I'm just so happy to know you're not there. One cut Two cut Three cut Four I watched your blood hit the floor. Five cut Six cut Seven cut Eight you were the product of all my hate. Satan sent me a message and said all was well and he thanked me too, for sending you straight to Hell!

Love
Why is is wrong to love another, never should it be. Love is a divine expression, praise unto the almighty. Love is great with endless bounds, so why should we try to avoid the round. Any love like her and I's even though it may come as a surprise, is eternal through and true, kinda like thier lies, trying to convince you. I love people differently, not to be bound thoughtlessly, I love two, and they love me, they love each other throughly, and we are bound together eternally.

Iraq War...
Believe me I wanna be at peace but we need war to get to peace then so be it....we will not be bullied around by asshole terrorists....SO WAR IT IS!!!!!!! Believe me I feel it more then most do, my hubby is on his 4th tour in Iraq now and believe me I want him home....but this is the cost of FREEDOM...FREEDOM IS NOT FREE....REMEMBER THAT!!!!!!!!! SEMPER FI!!!!!

When All Is Lost
What does one do when all is lost When the world leaves you empty And your heart is tossed When you can't find your voice And you want to shout And the tide, it seems Never goes out What can one do when your heart is torn When you look for a rose But find a thorn When you look to the sky but the sun will not rise And you can see, it seems The pain in your eyes What will I do when all is lost When the world leaves me empty And my heart is tossed When I can't find my voice And I want to shout And the tide, it seems Never goes out What will I do

Phone Call A New Poem
"Phone Call" It's amazing the differance a phone call can make, and how much it causes your lifestyle to change. This time it's a guy and he wanted to say " I really like you, can we go on a date?" You knew he was cute and he seemed real nice, so you agreed to go out friday night. The relationship goes well and he asks for a bride, it started with a phone call and now your his wife. It's amazing the differance that phone call has made, you couldn't be happier and you life's going great, you've gotten real comfortable, you want nothing to change, but when you least expected it the telephone rang. This time it's the doctor he's calling with news to congratulate you cause your eating for two. A tear starts to form and your jaw hits the floor, you'r husband is happier than hes ever been before. But you don't have much money, it's not that you're poor, But your husband knows he needs to make more. So while he's looking for jobs and you're picking out names, yet agian you

Self Destructive
Sometimes im so happy it makes me sad Others say that I am good so I do bad When im with you i feel so free i lock myself up and thow away the key I tell you that youre one of a kind eventually i cover my eyes and make myself blind I love to listen to the sweet words that you say i put earplugs in so i cant hear them that way Others compliment my attire I go and set my clothes on fire You fill my life with nothing but cheer I sit around and think of thinks to fear You call me all the time on the phone and i tell you to just leave me alone So you see youve gota let me be Ive got to stop hating me Some ones got to stop this fight Pick the pieces up and make it right So that life can see better days Its time to change my self destructive ways.

Downtown Bombers
This is for members of the downtown bombing family. If you do not join the family u will be removed from friends list after awhile will remain your fan thou. All members should not join or be in another bombing family < not all familes are bombing families> Please do not be in a contest right as u enter we mat not be able to help u at the moment . We want members who are going to participate and rate family members. If u do not wanna bomb please do not join for this family is not for you. Please come to us if u are going to be gone or unable to help for awhile if no notice we will reserve the right to remove you or include you in any of the activities we do.If you want our help in contest please have the manners to come and make sure another family member has entered a contest and asked for help first we can only do so much at one time. So if you think you want to join just stop by and and lets us know and we will set you up!!!!!!

Vicers
OKAY, POSTED A BLOG LAST NIGHT THAT WAS A LITTLE HARSH. SO ERASED IT. AND I'M GONNA SAY IT A BETTER WAY. ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME WELL, HEARS ME REFER TO PEOPLE AS THE "MIAMI VICER" TYPE. OR.." VICER". THIS IS A FRUSTRATING GROUP OF PEOPLE TO ME, DON'T LIKE THEM MUCH. SO HERES THE EXPLANATION. NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE OR WHAT YOU DO, YOU'LL BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT GROUP OF PEOPLE I'M REFERRING TO. IN DEPTH DEFINITION OF THE..OH SO FAMOUS......"MIAMI VICER" DEFINITION... "MIAMI VICER"....... A "MIAMI VICER" TYPE OF PERSON IS......PICTURE IF YOU WILL,..DREW BARRYMORE,..IN THE MOVIE, "THE WEDDING SINGER", ..I KNOW YOU'VE PROBABLY SEEN IT. REMEMBER HER ASSHOLE BOYFRIEND? HE'S A PRIME EXAMPLE OF WHAT I CALL A "MIAMI VICER" EXAMPLE-- SOMEONE WHO DRESSES,PORTRAYS THEIR PERSONALITY,OR ACTIONS, IN SUCH A WAY AS TO TRY AND WIN THE RESPECT,ATTENTION,ADMIRATION,AND ENVY OF OTHERS. TO ANYBODY WHO KEEPS IT REAL, THE DEFINITION IS BASICALLY..." A TOOLBAG". MOST COMMON MYRTLE B

What Is Wrong With Me
I think something is wrong with me. As long as I can remember I have been hard and not gave a shit about who or what thought about me. I mean I would do stuff just to make you ask... is she ok. I could have given shit less about a man much less if he was there at night or not. So what is wrong with me? I cant explain it. I have blown so many off and havent looked for anyone cause I dont want hurt and yet I catch myself crying because I am not where I want to be. I have very few friends that know the real me or even try and get to know me. I am starting to care what people think and i dont know why my hard image is going away. Why do I care what he or she thinks? Why is it that I care about what I look like when i go out the house to run to the grocery store. I know that beauty is with in. What is funny is I have discussed over and over about having a surgery for gastric bypass and it has said no you dont need it you are beautiful. They say you have a great personality a

~the Lonely Heart~
Please help me out and bomb this pic: (I really like to be a first time VIP) (repost of original by 'Catch & Release' on '2008-01-18 14:41:36') (repost of original by 'The Lonely Heart (owner of The Lonely Hearts lounge)' on '2008-01-18 14:45:07') (repost of original by 'Catch & Release' on '2008-01-18 15:08:30')

Dead Eyes
I can see it burning away Inside of your eyes Your humanity A lonely memory Scarred and left for dead You are just a wandering soul With only vengeance as your guide Your guise that you wear To try and fool this ludicrous world daily Cannot hide the pain and suffering That we all see buried Deep within your eyes

"all That Lies Within"
You can't hide What’s in your heart. You can't hide What’s under your skin. For the day will come when Everyone will see what lies within. And when that day arrives, We will then see the Light and Darkness In the midst of our very lives, And in the souls of those around us. Whether it’s a corpse, Or the flesh of burnt ash, In the end, Our bodies all end up trashed. So start your prayers Or moments of solitude and inner reflection Before the Time of Judgment comes Followed by the Waves of Transmigration. We are all such fragile creatures, But we don't see the errors of our ways, Until the time when the Hands of Fate and Nature Seek us out on our very last days. ___________________________________________________ (Copyright © 2008, written by Jamie Shawn Tan (2000). All Rights Reserved.) Photo location url ~ http://www.kimeblack.com/Photo_gallery/64_the_serpent_lies_within.jpg

The Veil
You see a deep smooth thinker. Calm, control under pressure. Never sweats the small stuff. But that is simply the outside. The facade I can never let down. On the inside there is fear, panic, chaos, but that is all covered by the smile. You see a woman sure of what she wants. A woman in complete control of her destiny. But that is just a veil. A pretty cover to hide the reality. Always smiling at the things that really hurt. Wanting to make those around me happy. As happy as I appear to be. You see a great happy person, a person completely in control, but really... Hidden behind the veil is a wall of fear An Ocean of Tears It takes all I have sometimes To just keep going... but I do… keep going For the 2 little blonde angels The gifts straight from heaven need me to The smoothness and strength, The strength that you see Is simply a veil Covering me…

What Wedo
Music:My Curse by Killswitch Engage Get Yours: Music Codes> > From: ?Lil Bit ? Date: 19/11/2007You stay up for 16 hours.He stays up for days on end.You take a warm shower to help you wake up.He goes days or weeks without running water.You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.You complain about how hot it is.He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.He doesn't get to eat today.Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same thing

Life
Who thinks that the world is actually gonna end in 2012....... That is the prospective date that the world is suppose to end all pre-determined by several people just a couple to name the Mayans and Nostra Damus and Edgar Casey what so you think leave me a little note ok

Friends Here?
This will probabely cost me some 'friends' but i don't give a shit..It reall astonishes me over and over again how most people here think and act when it comes to real friends For most it's just only about points,ranks..they ask you everyday to rate and comment for them on some kind of contest or get pissed of when others don't read their bulletins or requests but 9 of the 10 never do it themself,only with people they know they get a lot of attention and rates from I am not going to spend 1 minute anymore on people like that.After 1,5 year i have less then 800 'friends'..fans and that's allready to much:-))I am not complaing about that,i wouldn't even ahve time for more but i can't stand all that talking about so called friends and how great they all are..We all know most aren't..When you really need one..how many are there for you???

I Sit Here Shakin' My Head,what The Hell Have They Done Now....omg....
As I Have Traveled Thru This Place, So Many Of Us Call Our Second Home, "FUBAR" I reflect upon, The fact that it is made up of many types of people All unique in their own little ways, I Have Seen Alot Of People Fall In Love I Have Seen Alot Of People Hurt By Others I Have Seen The NSFW People I Have Seen The People That Help Others I Have Seen Alot Of Different Aspects Of "FUBAR" So Of These Things Make Me Happy Some Of Them Anger Me Some Of Them Make Me Sad. As i Traveled Along The Long Road To Godfather Part Of The Time Alone,Part Of The Time With Friends I Look Around And i Watch How People Help Others, Sometimes,Ya Never know,You will See Me By Ya Spankin',Rating,Adding,Fanning and if i am asked i go along to help someone along the way, with no abandonment i head on over to help The Way It Should Be Never Begging For The Recognition in Return. When I First Joined CherryTap,i said to myself,Awesome Finally A place Where I Wouldn't be inundated

And The Winner Is....
Never before have I received such a lovely friend request by way of a private message: ----------------------------------------- "Hi. My name is Johnny. I saw your profile and looked at/rated some of your pictures. I have to tell you that you immediately stole my heart. My God you are such a Sweetheart. You look like an angel from heaven. I really couldn't get over just how lovely you are. Now I know you’ve probably heard that a million times before and I don’t know why you would think I mean it any differently but, I say this sincerely from the heart. You really are absolutely beautiful. I couldn’t stop looking at your gorgeous eyes. They are hypnotizing and I almost fell on the floor when I first saw them. I’m sure I’ll be dreaming about them tonight when I fall asleep. I wanted to send you more than just the standard friendship request. Not simply because you say in your profile that is a requirement, but because I think you deserve much more than that. You are far too elegan

Dairy Of An Insane Mind Part 2
why is everyone so anti-everything they live there lifes disliking something or someone...a way of life in todays society poluted by the mainstream touched by a genre that has a certain appeal. like a punch drunk fighter fisting away at everything you think your against..."I'm anti this....I'm anti that" but what are you really? what form of mainstream media hit you the most? you are just another puppet in the genre game...classification is the name of the game..."I'm this I'm that" how about being everything...judgement free. Block out the masses and you shall see the matrix of what is real the fabic of what reality is really made of. yes given the media paints pretty pictures that you "relate" to but you're eyes aren't always gateways to the soul, they are glorified kalidescopes allowing bright lights to pass for brights ideas...if you want more just ask and I will share my views.. I find myself in a utter state of disbelieve that there can actually be people more permiscuious th

Blonde Vs Brunette
Ok im goin thru my jokes and i got two i want to know which is the better one... its blond vs brunette here... A) A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?" "I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street. B) A Russian, an American, and a Brunette were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The

Blogs From Puck
I realized, recently, that most people think I'm off the wall and that's something that holds me apart from EVERYBODY else in the world. Then while I was rereading a favorte blog from my "brother" Puck (because he took 1 too many to the face) I realized that I'm not as unique as everyone else claims. I also realized that Puck just doesn't get enough credit for being just like I am! So, people here are the Words Of Puck, as writen in His blogs! BTW, I didn't ask him to reprint these, so if he asks you don't know who posted this!!!!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Monday, December 03, 2007 ’Tis the season for a pissed off Puck Current mood: irritated Winter finally hit up here. I think it's time to move back down South. I'm so angry right now, my coffee tastes horrible. If I was EVER single again, I'd go to Wal-Mart to look for a date. Space for Rent. Apply within. MXC is the greatest

Well Hell
well i take my doggy to the vet tomorrow to get her shots. lol im gonna cry but i havent wrote a blog in a while so why not right?. well i went to my girls house last night me and this chick go way back in the day. we use to raise hell well still do. but see were not like alot of chicks here in my town we stand our ground and sure the hell dont take shit from anyone. and if we have something to say we say it to your face not over the computer. im loving my job at fedex!! work with alot of cool people. shit who am i kiddin it's THE SHIT lol sry ppl im in a really good mood. well i stop talkin to 2 chicks because i came to relize that they are two faced and whores but hey we all have our problems right? but anyways i dont need them in my life you know i am better than that i have bigger and better things to do. but i will say i will beat the dog shit out of them you know. they can talk about me all day everyday your just makin me famous but ont say shit about my mother who is disabled i

Help These Out Thanks
Here is a Pimpout for some awesome people that needs help . So Please stop in and help a bit. thanks so much =============================================== LSD's SHELL™ 50,000 comments.. for either my very first happy hour or the $100 bling pack.. =============================================== =============================================== ================================================ ================================================ ================================================ ================================================ **DJ Devil Witch** ================================================ wolfspirit8993 needs 75,000 comments -- 1 Month VIP ================================================ ================================================ ================================================= Pimpout brought to you by Mysticaldreams~ Proud member of the confederate family~ im back like a bad dream~@ fubar ===================

The Lost Cherry Scrolls
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.... Oops wrong scenario... A long time ago on a site called Lost Cherry, A time when kindness, manners and friendship ran rampant. There was a discerning sense of ethics and etiquette. Now as the site has grown many of the old ways have become a thing of the past. Making way for a much more ¡°ME¡± orientated atmosphere. Luckily a lone internet scavenger stumbled across the dead cherry scrolls while rummaging through archives in a hidden data base. After hour upon hour the scrolls have finally been translated. Baby Jesus said unto the people of Cherryland...... This site is my gift to you, go forth my children, make friends, rate, fan and add in the name of love. I give you 10¡¯s and 11¡¯s for which to award our fellow brethren. Give them freely and give them often. The 1 through 9¡¯s are of no use and only there to fill space, using them may result in hurt feelings or a rash of 1¡¯s tossed right back at you. (rather damaging to your rati

Need Some Help On A Giveaway
Hey friends, fans and family!! I am in a giveaway for a 3 month VIP. I need some comments. I only have 9800 to go. Just click on the picture below and it will take you to the page. Any and all help will be greatly appreciated. Thanks in adavance! hugs Carrie

I Roll Wit The Best So Help A Sister Out ...
OK ALL MY FRIENDS, DB'S, STAFF, AND ANYONE ELSE THAT WANTS TO , YOU KNOW WHO U ARE… I AM IN MY FIRST BOMBING CONTEST AND I NEED YOUR HELP TO WIN AND BOMB THE SHIT OUTTA ME....IF YOU LOVE ME YOU'LL HELP.....LMAO.. JUST CLICK ON MY PIC BELOW AND BOMB AWAY...COULD YOU ALSO PLZ REPOST THIS BULLY.. THANKS AND LOVE YOU ALL THANKS AND LOVE YOU ALL DIRTY BITCH~DJ BOO BOO KITTY F*CK!~CO-OWNER OF BLACK DIAMOND~R/L WIFE 2 FREAK ON A LEASH~@ fubar

When A Superhero Dies
Robert Craig Kneival, Jr. Evil Knieval Stunt Coordinator October 17,1938-November 30 2007 When a superhero dies The little one in all of us cries We think of them as being unbeatable The Fact they to are human takes us by surprise. I wonder what they thought Did They too get caught up in all the hype that we bought. With each and every triumph that they defeated, Or were they waiting for a lesson to be taught? Let us now remember the fallen heroes that in our memories that has embraced our hearts. In our childhood they played many parts Pray for their families who knew the men behind their masks Isn't this where humanity starts Sapphire Jewel Aka Valarie A Laboy Copyright December 1st, 2007 Our Other Fallen Heros Andre Rene Roussimoff Andre The Giant Professional Wrestler May 19, 1946- January 27 1993 George Reeves Superman/Clark Kent actor/ superhero January 5 1914 - June 16 1959 Christopher Reeve Superman/Clark Kent Actor/Superhero Septem

Tomorrows Dreams
Tomorrow's Dream I had a dream of tomorrow ; Watching my babies , Watch their own babies grow. I notice as it seems; My fairytale is alive in their own dreams! The confidence I added to their lives, Made them better husbands and wifes. I can now thank the heavens above; Given, all I had to give was onlymy love. In my dreams they are all full of smiles; Walking along their own long hard miles. Patting myself on the back , Kissing my husband on his cheek. We did excellent even when we felt we were tired and weak. We never let it show , Or let the frustrations grow. All in a days work As we watch with big smiles , Of the achievements , Of a Good Parents perks. Then I wake up to daily life ; Wishing it will all turn out right , From the wishes of a dreaming wife. Sapphire AKA Valarie A. Laboy © April 28th 2007

The Sex Fairy
The Sex Fairy This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I didn't change a word! I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! 1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ============ = 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. ============ = 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. ============ = 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! ============ = 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-bein

A Girl Couldn't Have Better.... (by Andrea)
Meet my Co-Owners! I couldn't have asked for better owners... Go show them lots of love! Sean....Andrea's Love:Da.k.a. IRISHPUNK CLUB F.A.R.@ fubar LSD's SHELL™ ~~I LUV MY A&A's~DYLON's DIVA's~@ fubar (repost of original by 'Sean's girl & Fu-Fiance to LSD's Shell~Co-Owned by Irishpunk & LSD's Shell' on '2008-02-01 17:04:47')

Help Me Level Up...would Appreciate It..i'll Return The Love
=== ''~SEXYSISSYREBELDADDYS68FU-WIFE~& DHolts LITTLESHOPOFHORRORS~N.A.P~~In Loving Memory'' spewed forth the following at '2008-02-02 22:35:57'.. > > > GO SHOW HER SOME LOVE PLZ FAN,ADD AND RATE > **Real_Wife_To_Rebel_Daddy_68**Topless Greeter@BigDaddys9672's Crew@ fubar

6200 To Level!
Ok I have a friend that needs help... If you are a true friend you will help him, becaseu hes a true friend to me..Hes taken the time to know me, and try and understand where I come from..hes only got about 6200 to level, and he doesnt have a lot of stuff cause hes fairly new to the point thing...Can anyone please show some fubar love? (oh and by the way,,hes kind of a homophobe so dont ask to se his nsfw..LMAO ) Give it to him good and level him..let him see what a rush it really is..:) echo_1971@ fubar

Hate
One of the things I've always struggled with is hate. It's a very strong and potent emotion. Entire nations have built armies on hatred alone. The only problem with hate as a motivator for life's actions is that it's self consuming. It works great! It's like putting a cruise missile on your car and driving down the highway, you go very, very, fast but in the end you crash and burn. When most people think about hate they usually imagine that someone decides to do ill will toward another. For example, if you discover your spouse is cheating you'll very likely hate the person that is sleeping with your spouse and probably your spouse too. That's hate in its most basic form, but hate is like Sherwin Williams and comes in many colors. We all have our favorites. For me, hate was a great way to achieve goals. I would consider all of those who had done me wrong and paint their face across my psyche as I attempted to succeed in my ventures.* school, family, work* I would imagine ho

Untitled Poetry
A lover's Dream Is a dreamer's love Head in the clouds Heart in your hands My life now belongs to you Pray the days are long ad full Bloodlines merged, life continues My wings stretch wide Enclose around us Love embracing, holding so tight Crushing bodies and souls Gods behold this horrendous love Condemming tortured souls Into an eternal Hell May the Gods help us all...

I Won, I Won! Giveaway Over Finally!
Hi friends, family & fans! Just wanted to let you know that my giveaway is finally over! Woot! I am so excited! This has been one of the best giveaways I have ever joined! I won a Happy Hour! 1 year VIP 30 Day Blast & a Ticker Pack!! Woohoo! Stephanie Lynn & Mark seriously ROCK! Show 'em some love! Mark11779@ fubar Stephanie Lynn@ fubar Thank you sooo much for the ones that helped me out with this at the end! You all seriously rock as well!! :D Thanks Steph & Mark for holding such a cool giveaway.. Gives me a chance for my very first Happy Hour!! Not sure when I am gonna use it, but I will let you all know! This Blog brought to you by... Me.. ~~Sheri~~ &hearts Proud Member of Club F.A.R. & Sisters 4 Life &hearts@ fubar

Underwear
Underwear Written By me I do not care What type Of underwear A young woman May wear. Are they A rare pair Of underwear? I do not care! Are they A spare pair Of underwear? I do not care! Do you Have a tear in Your favorite pair Of underwear? I do not care! Can you see hair Through that tear? I do not care! It is not fair, When a woman Dares to go bare. I tend to stare. I like it when A woman wears No underwear! Does she use Nair? I do not care! As long as I do not receive a scare, When it is time to share, What is under that Underwear!

Another New Beginning
There was a time in my life when all i wanted was her. I would have sold my soul to keep her, of that i was sure. She was a fantasy made real, that was best left unfulfilled. In time like a cancer, my heart and soul she killed. Wrapped up in her web, believing every lie. I had become a shadow, the real me began to die. My smile had disappeared and the twinkle in my eye began to fade. She took away my laughter, at her whim a puppet I was made. My friends and family watched helplessly as the man they once knew changed. Even after she was gone my twisted soul became more deranged! I tried to find my zest for life, yet it seemed forever gone. I put new peices in the puzzle, but no woman lasted long. Til one night the whiskey was talking and I saw a new fantasy across a smokey bar! I was there to drown my sorrows, never knowing she began to heal my scars! I packed away my fears and put on my best cocky smile. As i slowly approached her my thoughts escaped me for awhile. The

Tag Ur It!
Jables fault (and Mystefyi) :) Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I hate horses! 2. I love cats! 3. I have really bad nerves! 4. I hate being hot! 5. I smoke! 6. I love Mt.Dew, But I'm not allowed to have it! 7. I'm originally from Michigan! 8. I'm a red head!shhhh don't tell no one!

To All Juggalos And Juggalettes
this isn't a preaching, just take my words to heart. i'm just repeating what you've all know from the start. we're all in this together. the dark carnival brought us here. so why is it that we still hide in fear. theres so many of us now, we should not be ashamed. we should rise together, or was all this just in vain. your family act like it, when you go out do you see your brother n not say hi? then why do it to your juggalo family? when you bump in to the one you call mom at the store. don't you catch up? why not do this to your juggalo family? i'm so tired of seein family treat family like SHIT!!! we are just that. we are family. brothers n sisters under the dark carnival. i know you say you belive n follow this. but why don't you show that you do so through actions. i see so many of you come in here n go "oh ignore that fuggalo over there he's poser" just because he doesn't know as much as you. TEACH HIM!!! don't push him down and away from the dark carnival. brin

My World
Noone ever said life was going to be so hard sometimes i wish there was a whay that you could be warnd by more then just your parents b/c all they ever tell you is not to do it they been there they know hen they tell you if you wont to do something come to us but then if you do they say no no thats not possible parents are someone that are suost to trust you, you would think that when something come up that has been said for excample you are on drugs but no insted they belive your sicottic ex-feoncia who never really gave you your own space wonted to be attached at the hip but gets mad when you wont to go see your friends then the other part of the family gets inalved because you have a dad that likes to go run and tell your grandmother everything and they belive anything that she is told y your dad and in the end you lose the one thing that is supposed to mean the most to them you lose the respect for them that they have told you, you were supposed to have for them What about the

Tagged By Ishee Ruthless
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1) My first weird habbit is that I have to wash my hands after peeing in a public restroom and have to turn the water off with a paper towel, and can not open the door with out a paper towel. (Don't like touching anything after washing my hands.) 2) I can't leave the house without Kissing my wife and children bye and saying I love them (weither they are awake or not). I never know when it may be the last time I see them and I don't want the last thing they got from me not be special. 3) I always roll down my window in my truck before leaving in the morning and turn my radio off to make sure one of my children does not run

Random Facts # 2
i still sleep with a stuffed animal im obsessed with scented candles i love kool-aid the only pop i will drink is mountain dew i cook food constantly but hardly eat what i make im a nature freak i meditate im a firm believer in karma i want to change the world and make it a better place i have devoted my life to helping kids i have lost the love of my life i have lost my own child i love hoodies i am extremely shy in person im a water freak a hygene freak i hate doctors with a passion i dont wear a shirt in the summer at all i have only had sex 1 time (5 years ago) i visit my daughters grave weekly along with my ex fiancee to let them know i still love them i dont partake in half of national holidays only thing i fear is falling inlove i am my biggest critic i have a bunch of crosses in my room but im not religeous i cant leave a job undone i think the rain is the most relaxing sound i hate not being able to be independant i think dark haired woman look bette

A Woman's Dictionary
A woman's dictionary Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n. What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman. Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he, "made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe (kant*e*lope) n. Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n. An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n. The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase. Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n. What you spend half an hour writing, then forget t

40 Questions.. Answered
Answers to my 40 Questions.. 1. Ever thought about getting your lip pierced? No 2. Does a kiss make you feel better? Maybe 3. When you see the color purple what comes to mind? Curves Gym :P 4. Who was ur last text from? Someone very special & dear to me. They know who they are lol 5. Are there people that hate you? Most likely. 6. Do you eat meat? Yes 7. What was the last thing someone said to you, and who said it? "I love you Mom. Sweet Dreams" Sad by my son 8. What is your favorite sport? Tae Kwon Do 9. What color is your shower curtain? Forest Green & the other is white 10. Have you ever had stitches? Yes. More than a few times 11. When was the last time you hugged someone? My son tonight. 12. Did you believe that boys/girls had cooties? Nope 13. Do you know how to use chop sticks? Yes 14. Lyrics stuck in your head? Hey There Delilah 15. Do you like the Red Sox or Y

Another: Moved From Front Page To Blog
If you are rude to me, I will be rude back. RANDOM FACTS ABOUT APRIL: I DO WEAR BLACK EYESHADOW & USUALLY, WHEN I BOTHER PUTTING ON MAKEUP, I WEAR LOTS OF IT, I LIKE DRAMATIC LOOKS. ....ALSO.... I AM FAT. I DO NOT LIKE OR RESPECT PEOPLE WHO HATE ON FATTIES. THIS IS TRUE EVEN WHEN I HAVE LOST WEIGHT AND AM HANGING TEMPORARILY AROUND ON THE THIN SIDE. I LIKE LOTS OF KINDS OF MUSIC ~ NO EXCEPTIOINS ~ IF YOU TELL ME THAT ITS STRANGE OR ANYTHING ELSE NEGATIVE ABOUT LIKING MANY GENRES YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME. I LIKE TO THINK I AM A NICE PERSON ~HOWEVER~ I AM ABSOLUTELY PICKY ABOUT WHO MY FRIENDS ARE IF YOU WRONG ME MORE THAN LIKELY YOU HAVE LOST ME. UNLESS I HAVE KNOWN YOU SINCE YOUR BIRTH AND HAVE BEEN ATTATCHED TO YOU FOR DECADES I DO NOT LIKE TO BE USED. DO NOT ASK ME FOR A RIDE, DO NOT ASK ME TO MAKE A BEER RUN FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE ON PROBATION. I WILL NOT FUCKING PICK UP A SIX PACK OR A BOTTLE FOR YOUR PROBATIONED ASS. DON'T EVEN ASK.

Plz Help
I'M IN A CONTEST I'm in the Sexiest Kiss Contest. Please stop by leave me some comments and a rate, any and all will be appriciated. Thanks very much. Just click on the pic below.Please Repost also. CREATED AND ORGINALLY POSTED BY: GABE GABE 4 RON PAUL 2008@ fubar

My Wife
My wife joined FUBAR please stop by and show some love(not too much she is my wife lol). She is the best friend I could ever have. Love you hon have fun. Some great people here. Her name is Coppertop GODDAMMIT aka Sue

Andrew Lee
Our Andrew Lee was bought in the world a month early. February 20th at 1:38 pm weighing in at 5 lbs 2.4 ounces 17 & 1/4 inches long. Thanks to all my friends you know who you are that helped with kids dogs and such, when in the crunch of getting to the hospital and not knowing what time we would be getting to go home. My sis and baby are fine baby is a lil small and is on oxygen just to help him out. Sis gets to come home tomorrow. Lil Andrew will get to come home in about 10-14 days, after he is winged from the oxygen and learns to suck on his own.I have in cluded some pics of the baby!!!!

Abunza Pre-launch
Abunza Pre-Launch Are you ready to learn the SECRET to online wealth? Abunza Pre-Launch - Millionaire Ex Real Estate Investor Partners With Us To Launch a New Abunza Marketing System That Has Never Been Done Before. Top Marketing Mastermind Dwayne Green A.K.A The REV, has just partnerd with our top Abunza team and together we have set up a brand new system that is about to BLOW up Abunza and the way we make money with it. I can't reveal too much right now, but this will ENSURE you make money with Abunza or you get a 100% REFUND No questions asked. This is not being done anywhere else in any of these types of programs and by doing this in Abunza it obviously means more people will want to sign up. And better yet, you can even offer your prospects a 100% refund and no money will even have to come out of your pocket. We will provide all the refunds so you make money no matter what. Meaning that you have a huge chance to MAXIMISE your earning potential. We want to get every

Want To Learn A Method To Keep Your Car From Being Stolen? Read This!!
Subject: Vin # This probably could happen to any of us.You would think a dealership would ask for proper ID. Here is info worth the price of your car....WHAT WILL the car thieves THINK OF NEXT? The car thieves peer through the windshield of your car or truck, write down the VIN # from the label on the dash, go to the local car dealership and request a duplicate key based on the VIN #. I didn't believe this e-mail, so I called Chrysler-Dodge and pretended I had lost my keys They told me to just bring in the VIN #, and they would cut me one on the spot, and I could order the keyless device if I wanted. The Car Dealer's Parts Department will make a duplicate key from the VIN #, and collect payment from the thief who will return to your car. He doesn't have to break in, do any damage to the vehicle, or draw attention to himself. All he has to do is walk up to your car, insert the key and off he goes to a local Chop Shop with your vehicle. You don't believe it? It I

After Death
HAVE U EVER SAT THERE AND WONDERED AFTER A FRIEND HAS BEEN MEAN. HATED TOWARDS YOU. SUDDENLY THEY PASS ON. EVEVER WONDER IF U AND THAT PERSON WOULD GET ALONG UP ABOVE IN HEAVEN WITH THAT SAME PERSON, WHEN YOUR TIME COMES TO GO TO HEAVEN/

Shut The F@ck Up
All right, people. It has come to my attention that there are individuals out there with thin skin. Mainly those who post mumms about all the bashing that occur in other mumms. You all need to shut up. Hey, I've taken my lickings with mumms that I have posted and I have given some, too. It's not my fault that you got your feelings hurt by some other person because they didn't like your mumm or thought it was so dumb. And then when you do post that mumm, you're gonna get a bunch of other assholes just like myself that will bash you on that mumm that you just posted. We all can say what we want to say. This is the internet. It's bound to happen. If you can't take a little it then get the hell out. Whiney little..... nevermind. You get what I'm saying. Suck it up and get that sand out of your clit (no offense ladies but this implies to everyone).

Over Reacting
I've come to notice that some people get their shorts in a bunch when you pay them a simple compliment. It's a shame that we have to be so stinking politically correct that a man dare not admire a beautiful woman without the fear of getting his testicles ripped off. Come on ladies, try just saying "Thank you" for a change, and take a compliment graciously!

Honest And Sincere
To Whom It May Concern: I really don’t know were to start so let me start by saying that this woman is one of the most amazing women I have ever met in my life. Krystal is a resident in Manitoba Canada. She is a single mother of a wonderful young boy, Jaren. He too is an amazing person in his own. He has Asperger’s Syndrome, High Functioning Autism. I got to know Krystal over the course of several months and was truly inspired by her resolve and determination. Krystal had suffered during her pregnancy and gained an excessive amount of weight. She was abused as a child, mentally, physically, sexually and emotionally. She was seperated around the time of her son’s 3rd birthday and has now been divorced for over a year and one half. Here is where the problem lies. Krystal has lost an amazing amount of weight and is still loosing today. She has set her goals and works with determination and an effort one can only imagine to obtain these goals. With all the excessive weight loss ( 1

Why Is It All The Love Comes From The Kids?
http://www.temple-telegram.com/story/2008/02/21/47339 well as a few people might know my family has been going through a rough spot. About 3 weeks ago my cousin justin was in a single car accident in which he was a passenger that eventually led to him being paralyzed from the waist down. Read the story and you'll see the problem im having. These kids up and did something no one expected any high school kids to do. There are only 50 students in the Sr. class that donated and there has to be something we can do for them. Does anyone have any suggestions, ideas or just a brain fart that would lead into them having more then donating all their money to help some yokells who never saw this coming.

Abunza Top Team
Abunza Top Team Are you ready to learn the SECRET to online wealth? We found many pleased marketers making easy Abunza sales within the first two weeks making this the easiest way to make money. One aspect of business of most importance to a programs success is whether you, the newbie, will be trained completely to ensure you will truly be able to duplicate your mentors supposed success. Abunza has very well addressed this need with complete audio, video and sponsor trainings recorded and live giving you the ultimate flexibility in your schedule. Buna’s "fully automated system in Spanish and English" and not having to pass up sales has made this business of great desire to many young and older entrepreneurs. This opportunity is going to revolutionize the meaning of having a home based business. If you don't like talking to your prospects on the phone or closing a sale, the Abunza Top Team system will do that for you and call you and let you know when money has been deposit

Wants Me Hh
Mi Lords and Mi Ladies Of FuBarLand! The survival of the Fu has come down to two, but there can be only ONE! One Lady survives, help her to attain her reward. She needs only 50,000 comments to accomplish her goal. To gain her Golden Hour. Mi Lady FatalitiesKiss has battled bravely, only one test of the gauntlet yet to be met. Come help her get her first Happy Hour Ever! Please click on the links below to prepare for battle. You must first... rate/fan/add the host and hostess. Lady Rain and Sir Mr Perfect Nice Guy (click the pix this will take you to their pages). Lastly click the link to Mi fair FatalitiesKiss' contest page... Upon this page comment till ye can comment no more. All Love will be returned. The links you will need... The Lady Rain Hostess of Fuvivor!! Rate/Fan/Add Her †DJ. Rain†~Wifey to DJ MNG~GF to LuAngel~Owner of WYKD Radio & Lounge~Fu-Vivor Host~@ fubar Sir Mr. Perfect Nice Guy--Host of Fuviv

Hurt
I know we will never be I've came to face it, you see It still hurts like hell Back to my old life, entrapt in a shell Tired of breaking out to be pulled back Why can't my life just stay on track I love her, but I cannot say it She needn't know.. It's the gods honest truth

Govermental Change
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that."

Hi
Well I started From Odessa Ne to McCook Ne then I went to Florida stayed there for a few days a rented a motorcyle and just ride for like 3days then we had a Black out 2 Power plants was down A few hrs.Then I reload in Tampa Florida went to Ft.Worth Tx unload there then headed towards Brenham Tx. Drop and Hook this load has 8 drops 2 in New Mexico and 6 in Calif. Well got my 2 off In New Mexico on Monday and now Tuesday had 2 drops in Califorina and hopefully 3 for Wed. And 1 for Thursday well I better hit the hay later peeps.

Hopes And Dreams
Well, right now I'm siting here in sunny Texas. Its nice, but I'm starting to miss home. I miss my sister and brother in law, my niece and two nephews, and my friends. Granted I'm going to be moving to Virginia in not too long a time, but at least I would be able to spend time with them and my moving would be planned. I hadn't planned on coming down to Texas. I've been here for over three weeks now and I've been down here way too long. It took us 200.00 to get down here, but I want to have at least 250.00 to get back home on. I haven't been able to come up with the money, so hopefully I can get something figured out. I'm going insane w/o a phone and smokeage. It really sucks, but I'm trying to manage. Also, I'm in high hopes that when I move to Virginia, that the man of my dreams will feel the same way I do. I truely believe this man is my soulmate. He has always been the one I run to when things get rough. He has always been there to pick up the pieces when everything has gone wrong a

Billie Holiday & Count Basie - God Bless The Child, Now Baby Or Never - 1952
Billie Holiday & count basie - god bless the child, now baby or never - 1952 Billie Holiday & count basie - god bless the child, now baby or never - 1952 Billie holiday / arthur herzog jr. Them thats got shall get Them thats not shall lose So the Bible said and it still is news Mama may have, papa may have But God bless the child thats got his own Thats got his own Yes, the strong gets more While the weak ones fade Empty pockets dont ever make the grade Mama may have, papa may have But God bless the child thats got his own Thats got his own Money, youve got lots of friends Crowding round the door When youre gone, spending ends They dont come no more Rich relations give Crust of bread and such You can help yourself But dont take too much Mama may have, papa may have But God bless the child thats got his own Thats got his own Mama may have, papa may have But God bless the child thats got his own Thats got his own He just worry bout nothin Cause h

To All My Friends
If I knew it would be the last time that I'd see you fall asleep, I would tuck you in more tightly and pray the Lord, your soul to keep. If I knew it would be the last time that I see you walk out the door, I would give you a hug and kiss and call you back for one more. If I knew it would be the last time I'd hear your voice lifted up in praise, I would video tape each action and word, so I could play them back day after day. If I knew it would be the last time, I could spare an extra minute or two to stop and say "I love you," instead of assuming you would KNOW I do. If I knew it would be the last time I would be there to share your day, well I'm sure you'll have so many more, so I can let just this one slip away. For surely there's always tomorrow to make up for an oversight, and we always get a second chance to make everything right. There will always be another day to say our "I love you's", And certainly there's another chance to say our "Any

Saysha Means...
What Saysha Means You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy having fun to care. You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out. Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academia. Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person. What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

The Halo 3 Tournament
Well in case anyone didn't know, I went to a Halo 3 tournament this weekend. Just got back. It was sponsered by the National Guard so everyone had to deal with recruiters all day but thats not what this blogs about. It's about the tourny. The set up they had there was awesome. They had a military tent sent up with 4 360s on projector screens, and a sound system that made everyone even outside of the building deaf. It was a 4v4 tournament and my team was Me, Nick, Doug, and Brandon. Unfortunately we got 3rd out of the 15 teams that were playing and we lost the second place spot by 1 point.

Breast Cancer
A favor to ask, it only takes a minute.... Please tell ten friends to tell ten today! The Breast Cancer site is having trouble getting enough people to click on their site daily to meet their quota of donating at least one free mammogram a day to an underprivileged woman. It takes less than a minute to go to their site and click on "donating a mammogram" for free (pink window in the middle). This doesn't cost you a thing. Their corporate sponsors /advertisers use the number of daily visits to donate mammogram in exchange for advertising. Here's the web site! Pass it along to people you know. http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/ AGAIN , PLEASE TELL 10 FRIENDS TO TELL 10 TODAY If a guy, do it for your wife/girl friend or woman friend you know. Have a great day...JC

Tips Of The Day - Sports
* Avoid going to large sporting events that can be noisy with little warning; open-ended stadiums are quieter than closed stadiums or indoor arenas. * Stadiums for minor league baseball games are a better choice for a child with sensory issues. * To familiarize your child with sports, watch different sports on TV. * Go to a local children’s soccer game; let your child watch from the bleachers or walk around the sidelines. * Check with Special Olympics or Easter Seals about available local sporting opportunities for children with disabilities. * Ask your local pool about private swimming lessons. * Enroll your child in private skating lessons or teach him yourself if you are proficient. * Take your child tubing at a local ski resort.

Tips Of The Day - Clothing
* Wash laundry in detergents that are free of bleach, bleach alternatives, perfumes and dyes. * Take tags out of clothing for a child with tactile issues. * Dress your child in plain pajamas without appliqués, raised lettering and pictures.

To My Ex
I'm here waiting Impatiently, eyes full of tears, The other day you said you loved me You said it perfectly clear. Now, today's a new day And you're not here by my side, Now everything you told me Just feels like pain and lies. You said you would be here forever Was that just a lie, too? You made promises you couldn't keep I had all my faith in you. You took off with my heart And life inside your hands, I'm left empty and incomplete Why can't you understand. You let me down When my hopes were high, I try to smile But I always sigh. I'm left alone With all this pain and misery, Your love is all I ask for Why can't you see. You loved me for who I was Not for who I tried to be, You were the best thing that ever happen to me You'll always be inside of me. We've been through too much For you to push me away, I'll always love you no matter what It will never fade away.

Who Cares About Spelling Anyway
In MUMMS I often read comments about how the writers don't care about spelling, grammar or syntax when they are on the Internet. All well and good if its just an issue of being willing to look, or actually be, uneducated. However, for those of us with learning disabilities, its no joke. I have dyslexia (not the nonsense claims that many people on here say they have, but the real thing) and that makes it difficult to decipher misplaced commas, poor grammar and bad spelling. I spell check everything I post to make sure I have it right. Could you please proof your writing before you post it. It can be very hard to read. I know its my issue, but Thanks.

My Expectations
ok so everyone is wanting a piece of me and the more ppl i give a chance the bigger losers i happen to find so here is an application its not hard and its not long so fill it out or leave me alone the things i expect and or want in a man are ...... possessiveness ,intelligence, aggressiveness, yet loving and understanding stable with a decent job not that im money hungry i can handle my own it just shows good character and that u dont need to be taken care of they must make me laugh and be good looking not perfect but attractive in some way , they must not mind that i have a son who is 14 months old and he is my world they must have a car nothing great but it has to run and have 4 wheels , license , tattoos are a plus but not a must i can deal with a little bit of belly but not alot of it arms are a huge turn on to me i love biceps they are gods personal gift to me losers need not apply like if u live at home with ur mother dont even try if u ar

Compilation Barricade/ick-r-us
Hate compels me, move. a nasty little nagging flickering aborted apparition inflames my abysmal abandon..... insomnia gnaws at the base of my skull, and my lungs caress a shiv deep behind me somewhere, lies the figurine I pray to. it has long since betrayed me.... but with reckless abandon and quivering lips I crucify myself for it. Brother, the divine purge is coming, and it will be no gentle nosebleed. The forecast calls for a tsunami of anhilation. So grab a board and we'll surf the scarred ruin. Splashed by playful false hope and placebos. Fake Martyrs, cash prophets, and charlatans dirty us for the fall. Our once hopeful, faithful hearts gone still with the loaded hand of Fake grasped greedilly around the strings. Forgotten at soccer practice, betrayed and left in the backwash of society after that first cannon blast of the angry bitter fallout of greed built on faith. Or is it vice versa? Betrayed by these drive thru saviors. But at least we

Amused To Death - Roger Waters
Doctor Doctor what is wrong with me This supermarket life is getting long What is the heart life of a colour TV What is the shelf life of a teenage queen Ooh western woman Ooh western girl News hound sniffs the air When Jessica Hahn goes down He latches on to that symbol of detachment Attracted by the peeling away of feeling The celebrity of the abused shell the belle Ooh western woman Ooh western girl And the children of Melrose Strut their stuff Is absolute zero cold enough And out in the valley warm and clean The little ones sit by their TV screens No thoughts to think No tears to cry All sucked dry Down to the very last breath Bartender what is wrong with me? Why am I so out of breath? The captain said excuse me ma'am This species has amused itself to death Amused itself to death Amused itself to death We watched the tragedy unfold We did as we were told We bought and sold It was the greatest show on earth But then it

Wearing The Inside Out - Pink Floyd
From morning to night I stayed out of sight Didn't recognize I'd become No more than alive I'd barely survive In a word...overrun Won't hear a sound From my mouth I've spent too long On the inside out My skin is cold To the human touch This bleeding heart's Not beating much I murmured a vow of silence and now I don't even hear when I think aloud Extinguished by the light I turn on the night Wear its darkness with an empty smile I'm creeping back to life My nervous system all awry I'm wearing the inside out Look at him now He's paler somehow But he's coming around He's starting to choke It's been so long since he spoke Well he can have the words right from my mouth And with these words I can see Clear through the clouds that covered me Just give it time then speak my name Now we can hear ourselves again I'm holding out For the day When all the coulds Have blown away I'm with you now Can speak your name Now we can hear Ourselves again He

"before You"
Before you, my heart was cold. Before you, this world grew old. Before you, I felt so very alone. Before you, this love, I'd never knowen. After you, my heart felt pain.. Just to feel your touch again. After you, this world was bitter.. I was all alone, with no safe corner. After you, I knew I'd never love again.. Knowing the love you gave to me, I couldn't handle that kind of pain. After you, I was more alone than before.. I realized that I needed you more and more. Since you, my heart has been filled with desire.. Since you, I can set this world on fire... Since you, I remember I was never alone. Since you, I know this love has always growen. I love you my angel, more than you know.. Your voice, your eyes, your kiss, your touch.. And the beauty of this is, I know you love me just as much. This time, I don't plan on letting you go.. There will never be another That will ever love eachother so. I love you my angel..

It Appears
That I have intimidated some very young and less experienced Masters. To you I say you are not so secure in your relationship or feel you need to deny or control what you only think you have. Sorry but if that is true you need a better outlook and better Mentor.

Again Again
I asked you to let me know. I've waited so long. You've told me something. It may be true, it may be false. It may be killing me, It may be the end of you. All that I have is, had is, was... Never mine at all. Your answer was never the thing, that I needed to get fucking by. I waited to be coated, in bullshit so deep I could not hear your lies. See the way you turn from my eyes? That tells me they make you wet. The haste of your breath I would, match and exceed. Sacrificing my back to your nails. Carried away by the swells of your chest, loving the way your hips still buck. Spilling inside you. Oh so sweet. Throbbing until you drift on down, sighing until you fall asleep.

Auction
I have my auction going til 033108 at 1159 PM....make sure you come by and pick one of my girls and bid on them...this is a good chance to own one for a month....they are very good and obedient......have fun with them

Life
HI EVERYONE THANKS FOR STOPPING BY TO READ... I AM 28 AND CURRENTLY LIVING IN NEW YORK WITH MY FAMILY. I HAVE ASPIRATIONS OF MOVING TO MAINE IN THE NEAR FUTURE(2 MONTHS). I WANT TO BECOME A JOURNALIST THERE WORKING FOR A SMALL NEWSPAPER. I HAVE NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE DOING SO. BUT IT IS A DREAM I AM WILLING TO FIGHT HARD TO ATTAIN. SO PERIODICALLY BECAUSE I LOVE TO WRITE I WILL LEAVE BLOGS AND STUFF FEEL FREE TO RATE THEM BUT PLEASE BE HONEST. I AM LOOKING FOR INPUT TO MAKE ME A BETTER WRITER. ALSO ANYONE FROM MAINE THAT HAS ANY QUESTIONS OR SUGGESTIONS THEY WOULD BE MUCH APPRECIATED. I AM STILL LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO LIVE AND A SECURE JOB IN MAINE. ONCE I MOVE THERE I DONT THINK I WILL EVER COME BACK YOURS TRULY, INSIDIOUS

Outch
well ppl i hurt my bk last nyt heres how it all happend.... i was goin out lst nyt drinkin nd we wer dressin up as showgirls nd my m8 was helpin me wit my corset nd put her knee on my bk nd it cracked nd gave way. so now all i can du is gt up and walk 2 the kitchen. i even went 2 work and they had me sittin on a fukin chair.made me suffer friggin arseholes they are.

Inner Thoughts Of Pain
Ok this is a new blog style im gona try, these blogs will be part of my book i am going to write. So here is what i would like to ask from those who read them. 1. Please comment and take note your comments will be part of the book that is why they are listed under community thoughts. Sign your post with the Initials/Location you want shown in my book.. IE J.S. Washington State, or J.W.S. George, WA 2. If you want to just comment to be nice, then please include (Do Not Add) at the end of your post. 3. I will create a new topic after i have 5 or more community additions that want to be in my book. Those that respond will be Shouted or PMed the new entry. So please pass this blog on if you post a responce to a few friends. ------ First topic... Inner pains, are sometimes called depression. They are at other instances called heart ache, and even deeper sometimes called a beast within. Well i guess we all need to recognize what our inner pain is. First its deeper then jus

Would You Like To Join Us
-Wolves of Wiccan Society. Just Paste this heading in ok. send a message so we can add you. Welcome Be Honored to have u a part of the Family. For your own Leveling Situation you should build your stash. Pictures of Interest to catch others eyes.(Wiccan,Angels,Mermaids,Vampires,Wolves,Fairies Etc). Videos Rock n Roll, Country,whatever u might like.No matter what your Level u may have unlimited Stash.500 Stash Items is a good figure to build towards. Hints.Various Comment Places put Title in then usually Select all Copy an Paste in the Code in required stash spot I use2 browsers for this. Descriptions of the Family: Primary Function is to Level Among our Selves an others that Require our Help.Sometimes we are Offered Payment for our Services,Blings,Fubucks,Morphs.I pay 200 or more Picture Raters of me with Morphs. The Higher your Levels The More Comments you can Leave when Bombing. Bombing: You continuously leave Jibberish- dgerterwe,ertert,terertrt,

The Exam
When Fred first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Fred became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing and even walking, so he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist. After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Fre d's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery. 'How long will Fred be on crutches?' the wife asked anxiously. 'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor. 'Well,' said the wife coldly, 'you are going to lengthen his legs, aren't you?

Life
Three passions have governed my life: The longings for love, the search for knowledge, And unbearable pity for the suffering of [humankind]. Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness. In the union of love I have seen In a mystic miniature the prefiguring vision Of the heavens that saints and poets have imagined. With equal passion I have sought knowledge. I have wished to understand the hearts of [people]. I have wished to know why the stars shine. Love and knowledge led upwards to the heavens, But always pity brought me back to earth; Cries of pain reverberated in my heart Of children in famine, of victims tortured And of old people left helpless. I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot, And I too suffer. This has been my life; I found it worth living.

Help Bigben With His Contest Plz
this guy is a sweetheart..please drop a comment or two on his contest pic even if u just have time to go rate him a ten...he gets five points for that! as always.... luvya, zoeygrl hugzzzzzzzzzzzzz

The One I Love
I have met some really great people here at FUBAR. In fact,I fell in love with someone here too. I am very proud to be a part of her life and have her be a part of mine and the day is getting ever closer for us to hold one another. So as you all stop by to visit me, please be sure to stop by and say hello to the woman I am deeply in love with. Rhonda (AKA MsRain), is one great woman. So stop by and get to know her as well, you will be glad you did too. I love you, Rhonda... MsRain ~R/L and Fubar taken by Mr Hott~ Read Military Support Blog~@ fubar

The Loss Of A Cousin
My eyes filled up with tears as I heard the news It never occurred to me, how much I could lose I find myself wishing that it wasn't real Every time I think about it, pain is all I can feel Tears fall from my eyes, I can barely see But my heart tells me that he'll always be with me I’m glad he feels no pain now-he lives in a perfect land I can still feel the soft touch on my shoulder of his loving hand I lie in bed and cry at night And I don’t feel any better in the morning light And I will love and miss him forever Until the day we are again together. Together in that perfect place above, Filled with caring, sharing and love But until that day comes- I will wipe my tears away. And hopefully see him again someday The Loss of a Cousin by Collette N. Alaniz from Family Friend Poems.com

Why Do Woman
why do woman have this sexual desire to be with another woman,i don't think that's normal but why do woman keep on doing it is there more fun there is it more of a challenge,or itjust a plain old fantasy that you have and then you discover that you like it some much now your consider a lesbian what up with ppl,

Top Ten On 4-3-08
Here is a Recap of the Top Ten Request of 4-03-08 From Dirty Deeds Radio. 1. Mudvayne - Happy 2. Nine Inch Nails - Closer 3. Theory Of A Deadman - So Happy 4. Metallica - One 5. Akon - Smack That 6. Kid Rock - Cowboy 7. Foo Fighters - The Pretender 8. Evanesence - Going Under 9. God Smack - I Fucking Hate You 10. Hinder - Lips of an Angel Remember this is Your Top Ten. If you Disagree then i Suggest you get your asses in Dirty Deeds and Request what you want to hear!!

A Real Life "prison Sex"
A Real Life "Prison Sex" Story Of A Sexually Abused Child *CAUTION: Contains Graphic Content* Walking in my nighty, rubbing my eyes My fathers sitting on the sofa with his friend He pats the seat in the middle, i sit Shivering so cold, a quilt he lends "Jessy you love me dont you" I smile Their breathe spirts weep "Daddy you know I do, what is it?" He smiles at his friend, his hand creeps His friend takes my hand and looks me in the eyes Daddys creeping up my nighty with such cold hands I try to pull his hand away the grip is strong! They look at one another then nod, somethings planned I feel my palms sweat, Daddys under my knickers "Daddy im going to bed! Night" Pulling again But there grip is to strong for me I look at both, and ask, who are these men? His fingers going up me, pulling away His friend leans forward, a kiss? Why? His toungue moving mine, my eyes squint Lean back and away, "Why are you doing this?" No answer, I feel the pain

Dear Tech Support:
Dear Tech Support: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 . I soon noticed that the new program began unexpectingly a child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities, such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Going To The Pub 7.5, and Softball 3.6 I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my other favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help! Thanks, TroubledUser..... _____________________ REPLY: DearTroubled User: This is a very common problem that men OFTEN complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 ,thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 IS AN OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete

Wow Its Been Awhile
so life's going good. taking this semester off school - just needed a break! working a lot, well for me anyway. 35 hours a week, give or take. still working at ross but i got a promotion of sorts. more responsibility, no raise. sigh. such is life. i wonder if anyone even reads these things lol. oh, i got a new haircut. i have bangs now! haven't had bangs in years, i am kind of excited to have them again. just means now i really need to go buy a curling iron. lucky i got paid on friday. well anywho, i guess that concludes another exciting episode from the life of carrie. lol. have a super day.

My Own Version Of A Love Letter
I want to give myself until I have nothing left to give...... and I want you to want to do the same. I have so MUCH to give!! I have honesty, trust, respect, support, and many more things none so important as love to give to you. I want to see you throw yourself into me as I throw myself into you. You are amazing and wonderful and you deserve the whole world. I want to be the one to give you everything you want and need forever. I put you in front of everything in my life. I would do for you before I do for me. I need you. I know I fall short of the woman in your dreams. I want to become the woman you dream of. I want to know every little thing you need so I can give it to you. I want you to show me you..... every bit of you..... everything inside. I want us to spend forever learning each other! While yes I do have so much to give, I have needs and desires too. I need you to always be honest with me. I need you to trust my integrity. I need you to respect my feeli

Major Fu-bucks Give Away!!
Always needed alot of fu-bucks??? Well here's your chance!!!! enter the major fu-bucks give away!! the give away starts at the minimum of 1500 comments!! they are as followed...... ~~~~ 1.500 comments = 25.000 FU-$$ ~~~~ ~~~~ 3.000 comments = 50.000 FU-$$ ~~~~ ~~~~ 4.500 comments = 75.000 FU-$$ ~~~~ ~~~~ 6.000 comments = 100.000 FU-$$ ~~~~ ~~~~ 7.500 comments = 125.000 FU-$$ ~~~~ ~~~~ 10.000 comments = 200.000 FU-$$ ~~~~ ~~~~ 20.000 comments = 300.000 FU-$$ ~~~~ ~~~~ 30.000 comments = 500.000 FU-$$ ~~~~ ~~~~ 50.000 comments = 1.000.000 FU-$$ ~~~~ so if you are interested in joining to gain loads of fu-bucks then send me fu-mail that will include for what amount of comments you will enter and also the link to the picture(sfw please) you want used. ♥HOT Marina♥Fu-Fiancee to David♥*Captain of 2nd Alarm Hotties* ♥ Club F.A.R&@ fubar

Marriage Blues Through Rose Colored Glasses
Hard to believe in two weeks its gonna be two years since I got married. That strangely wonderful horrific event that changed the course of my life forever and made me who i am today. Granted the relationship has long come and went but the memories will last a lifetime. Me and Jeremy are in a very different place than either of us ever expected to be and while occasionally we both still hurt over water under the bridge we are in a relatively good place with each other for the first time in years. He is still one of my closest friends and forever my family. We share the love of children, a bonding that even we lack the understanding of, and a personal obligation for and to one another. We accept how things are finally and we weave in and out of the others lives attempting to let the other move on when they need it. For us both I believe it was the stepping back and letting the other fall that both nearly kills us and forever saves us. I dont know what will happen or where we will go fro

Used
Welcome to my hell Here is where you will stay From heaven you fell So you better pray For the devil is the cause of my pain And you will also be abused Sometimes from this you will gain But on the inside you will feel used

Where's My Git R Done Family?
Where Are Our Git-R-Done Bombers!!! WE ARE NOW 22,000 COMMENTS DOWN!!! This is long and grueling but WE CAN DO IT! BUT WE NEED ALL FAMILY MEMBERS TO PULL THEIR WEIGHT! SO GIT IN HERE AND BOMB THIS PIC HARD GIT-R-DONE

New Contacts
it has been a bit since i am on this website and i have made a lot of good and interesting contacts. at the moment i own a very nice slavegirl that lightens up my day when i am stressed from work and when i want to relax a bit and i really have to say that i prefer her contact instead of a real life slavegirl at the moment. she has a good submissive mind and knows how to amuse and please her sir. and it is a pleasure to talk with her when i have a few minutes to relax. but as my profile states... i am looking for 2nd slavegirl!! and at this moment there are a few submissive females that are curious about this position and that do their best to present theirselves as girls that are worth my time. and i am really excited to see which one is worthy to serve next to my owned girl. and which one i will choose. in the future you can find regularly updates in this blog, about how they are doing and how everything is going on.

Jenna's Gettin Her License Today Maybe
So yes I'm taking my drivers test today. I have been driving for 5 1/2 months and I feel like I can handle it now.... but I'm so nervous and excited at the same time..... UHG!!! want to get it over with already I hope I do good enough to pass I feel like I can....

I Am Participating In Dust Me Pink's Auction!
I hope to have a good turn-out on this one... I am hoping to recieve my 1ST Happy Hour! Also some bling packs. I can take as many bids as I would like... I am a good pal & have some great things to offer to whomever bids the right stuff... what do you think Im worth? Get ready! Tomorrow is the day you can click on this link @ 12:00 p.m. (noon) CST and BID BID BID baby! http://fubar.com/images.php?u=797856&albumid=969583

Im Fu-begging
MOST OF YOU KNOW IM IN MY FIRST CONTEST TO WIN A HAPPY HOUR CAUSE IM BUGGIN YA LIKE CRAZY TO HELP JUST A FAST POST I WAS MILES BEHIND LAST NIGHT,AND NOW HAVE TAKEN SECOND OLACE AND ONLY 2500 BEHIND FIRST ,WITH FRIENDS LIKE YOU I KNOW I CAN WIN THIS SO IM FU-BEGGIN PLEASE EVERY DAY KEEP BOMBIN AND ASK YOUR FRIENDS:D:D:D CLICK THE PIC & BOMB HARD

To The Woman!
Here's to all those girls who used to be his number one. The ones who waited all night for him to call, only to check the caller ID the next morning and be disappointed. The ones who made it through that bitter break up, dried your own tears, and moved on with your life, only to have him walk back in it months later like nothing ever happened. Those of you who cried on the first day you talked again because you knew exactly where this phone call was going. The ones who listened to him say, I only want to be your friend, one day, and the next, listened to him say how much he loves and misses you. We deserve something, and this is our tribute. Here's to the ones that took him back, hoping that maybe this time, he was different, hoping that maybe people really do change. We listened to our friends tell us that we were stupid for even thinking about giving him another chance, caught shit from our parents, and even snuck around to see him for a while. We went through the great s

Pimpout#2 For Mr. Diamond
CHECK OUT THIS SEXY MAN!!!!!!! PLEASE CLICK HIS PICTURE TO BE BROUGHT TO HIS PAGE TO SHOW HIM JUST HOW MUCH FUN THIS SITE STILL IS......LOL MrDiamond ~ Shadow Leveler~Owned by Say@ fubar ALSO IF YOU HAVE A FEW EXTRA MINUTES PLEASE RATE & LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS ON THIS PICTURE ITS FOR THE FUBUCKS GIVEAWAY HE ENTERED!!!!! THIS BULLY PIMPOUT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY ♫DJ Crazy_Momx4♫ ~FU_OWNED BY Mr. Diamond~@ fubar

5/5/08-5/12/08 Auction
If you'd like to auction "yourself" up for bids, just leave me a message with a link to your photo you want used and what your offering and I'll get you added. I would like to start it May 5 - 12 or once I get a handful of guys and gals to join. If you're not sure how this works.. All you do is come up with whatever you'd like to put up for the bidding. A list of ideas are listed below. Then, you and I invite people to check out what you have to offer and they bid using fubucks. People can also bid money gifts such as blasts, VIPs and HHs if they REALLY want what you have!! Real money bids trump all Fu$ bids. *List of Ideas* Rate all pics Rate all stash A personal salute pic to winning bidder A NSFW salute pic to winning bidder Access to private folders Added to Family List 100 11s 500 11s (spans over 5 days) Morphs Crushed Pimpouts "Owned by" on your profile Videos Graphics Tags Phone call Winning bidders pics/link featured on your

Taxman
At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, 'I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?' 'Good question', noted the Rabbi. 'We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles.' 'Oh', replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way, 'What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?' 'Ah, yes', replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. 'We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits.' 'I see!' replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. 'Well, Rabbi', he went on, 'What do you do with all t

Rooster And The Cat
A rooster is walking along one day when he comes to a riverbank with a big bag of cat food beside it. Uninterested in the bag, he looks over to the other side and sees a huge bag of chicken feed which instantly makes his mouth water. Beside the bag of feed is a small cat that is hungrily eyeing the cat food on his side. The two look at each other and wonder what to do. The rooster says, "I know, if we run & jump high enough we should be able to make it to the other side." The cat responds "OK, let's give it a try" The rooster heads back about 15 feet, makes a run for it and jumps as high as he can. He flaps his wings like crazy and just makes it to the bag and starts devouring the chicken feed. The cat, now more motivated than ever, heads back about 20 feet and makes a run for it. He jumps, and SPLASH! He lands right in the middle of the river. The Moral of the Story: For every satisfied cock, there's a wet pussy!

Monday Opie And Anthony Links: Emilie De Ravin From Lost, Shawnee Smith, Old School O&a, Animation Festival - Show Us Your Progress, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE and ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) O&A ANIMATIONS ARE ON iTunes NOW!! (Watch Anthony discuss his broken home - online now!) It's time for another fantabulous week of radio, kids. we have Emilie De Ravin from LOST coming in to talk about everyone's favorite series. Also checking in will be the lovely Shawnee Smith from the SAW to talk about her role in The Grudge 3 as well as her band Smith and Pyle. Jim Norton's Got TEN CD's Worth Of Material online - order 'The Best Of Jim Norton' on iTunes NOW!

Omg!! Omg!!
So I was eatin a salad right now, and all over sudden I decided to look at the contents of my fork ( I wasnt lookin before, just eating it). And I saw somethin dark between the leaves. I looked closer, and its a gigantic fuckin furry moth, hiding in my fuckin salad! ANd I was about to chomp on it! Fuckin gross!! Gawd! I feel dirty!

Thank You So So Very Much!!!!
I FINALLY GOT BACK TO FU-QUEEN!!! THANK YOU EVERYONE FOR MAKING MY 1ST HH SINCE GETTING DELETED SOO GREAT!! I START MOVING TOMORROW SO I WILL NOT BE ON VERY MUCH THE NEXT COUPLE DAYS I LOVE YOU ALL!!! NEXT STOP GODMOMMA!!! LOL!!! I ENTERED A GIVEAWAY FOR A BLING PACK NOT THINKING ABOUT THE FACT THAT I WOULD BE SOO BUSY MOVING SO IF YOU'D BE WILLING TO HELP OUT I ONLY NEED 3,500 COMMENTS IN STEPHANIE LYNN'S GIVEAWAY TO GET IT MESSAGE ME FOR A LINK TO HELP! ALSO THE PERSON THAT HELPS ME THE MOST ON IT WILL GET A OFFICIAL FUBAR BLING OR A PENGY BLING TO THANK THEM!!! XOXO THANK YOU AGAIN EVERYONE I DEEPLY APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HELP!!! *BIG HUGS* ~*TinkerbellMN84*~@ fubar

Bad Luck!!!
Ok anyone that knows me knows I generally have bad luck, (read my blogs if you dont know) I don’t let it get me down… well usually!!! So last night I go home after doing my usual Monday driving around… ya so hate it but it is what we do for our kids. So after driving around for an hour and a half I get home and everyone is in their rooms, yes the house was pretty clean (could have been better but with 9 kids it was good). It was about 6 and of course the 2 teenagers at home could not start dinner, so I started dinner. I am in the kitchen cooking for about 15 minutes and I hear a HUGE crash… scared the crap out of me. I look around and cannot find out what it was. The kids are still in their room (of course don’t come out to say welcome home mom) and the dogs are outside, so I keep cooking. Well about 15 minutes later I have dinner to a point that I can go outside and have a smoke. So I walk out in the garage and step in a HUGE pile of glass… I look around and cannot figure out what

Need Fubucks?? Take Mine!!
I have less than 1000 comments to go to finish this up I need 3,500 total. I am still trying to unpack and everything so I need help to get this done. So for every 100 comments you leave I will give you 5,000 fubucks! And the person who does the MOST comments for me will get a 3 credit bling so either a official fubar bling or a pengy bling! So count up or down and private message me when you're done! And if you do 500 comments in one day you'll get a bonus 5,000 fubucks so you'll get 30,000 fubucks for 500 comments! CLICK HERE TO BOMB NEED 3,500 COMMENTS RATES DON'T COUNT ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ WON'T BE ON MUCH DUE TO MOVING LET ME KNOW IF YOU LEAVE ME LOVE! XOXO

Broken Dance
Spinning me faster and faster round and round hands shaping me making me into a vessel for your needs friction heating me you moistening where needed becoming by your perfect design merely an object for everyday use my destiny my glory my fate until I crack and you find another disposing of me in a heap. see, if you will the things that pass before my eyes can you see the beauty I do in each and every thing? Images.... a wife...a daughter smilng at me my lovely leading lady stretched out on the green blades, my daughter, our creation, nine months old..with a grin bigger then herself a foudry... air as dark as silt glow of molten steel pouring in a mold sparks flying, grinding off excess a forklift... balanced above my head, on wooden blocks not made to hold the tonage but my job to remove the bearings...replace them, so it could roll again... a break, with coffee and smoke. watching trains on a tack go by moving something, only rich could buy a lake...soft

~ Love Will Keep Us Alive ~
~ Love Will Keep Us Alive ~ I was standing All alone against the world outside You were searching For a place to hide Lost and lonely Now you've given me the will to survive When we're hungry...love will keep us alive Don't you worry Sometimes you've just gotta let it ride The world is changing Right before your eyes Now I've found you There's no more emptiness inside When we're hungry...love will keep us alive I would die for you Climb the highest mountain Baby, there's nothing I wouldn't do I was standing All alone against the worlk outside You were searching For a place to hide Lost and lonely Now you've given me the will to survive When we're hungry...love will keep us alive When we're hungry...love will keep us alive When we're hungry...love will keep us alive Peace.

Female Fronted Musical Acts- Sign Up Now For Wr2r 2008 !!!!
----------------- Bulletin Message ------------ From: Women's Rights To Rock- Women's Music Festival Date: May 6, 2008 10:12 PM Female Fronted Musical Acts of ALL genres'- Sign Up HERE for 7th Annual -Women's Rights 2 Rock - Women's Music Festival July 11th thru13th, 2008!Held in "The Birthplace of Women's Rights" Seneca Falls, New York @ The People's Park - 3 Days w/ Over 30 Female Fronted Musical Acts for FREE !!!!

Blondes...
Really do have more fun :) I am sitting here trying to figure out how the h**l to use this site, with bleach on my hair... so far I have found the blogs... lol thats it... Im new here, so drop me a line or add me as a friend....

Passionman71
I would like to introduce you to my new owner. He is a real sweetheart! Show him lots of love. I quarentee you wont regret it!! >Passionman71~ Shadow Leveler~ & Fu-Owner Of Lady Kate~&~ Juggalette Angel~&~Say~&~Sweetfox2007~

Roping A Deer
Roping A Deer (Names have been removed to protect the stupid!) Actual Letter from someone who writes, and farms. ________________________________________________________ I had this idea that I was going to rope a deer, put it in a stall, feed it up on corn for a couple of weeks, then kill it and eat it. The first step in this adventure was getting a deer. I figured that, since they congregate at my cattle feeder and do not seem to have much fear of me when we are there (a bold one will sometimes come right up and sniff at the bags of feed while I am in the back of the truck not 4 feet away), it should not be difficult to rope one, get up to it and toss a bag over its head (to calm it down) then hog tie it and transport it home I filled the cattle feeder then hid down at the end with my rope. The cattle, having seen the roping thing before, stayed well back. They were not having any of it. After about 20 minutes, my deer showed up -- 3

Erotic Explorations
Erotic Explorations by LateNiteFantasy© The secret world of smooth warm flesh your graceful curves delight my eye they call my fingertips to explore them such a wondrous geography, paradise I ache to be your favorite native son, born to love each rise, and silken valley, humbly bow my head to drink so deep from your wellspring of sweet desire I long to quench my lusty thirst in you parched, like a desert nomad's throat dream of the day when you float above and find release, like clouds and rain your hands reach out, to take my face and pull me to your waiting breasts to suckle you long as a greedy child lulled by the music, of your racing pulse your fingers plow furrows in my hair and trace my brow, fever flushed and croon a song of love to me that binds me tight to your side do you feel me throb so deep inside? a counterpoint to your rolling motion my growling voice echoes in the room your name kissed by my lips and tongue trembling thighs, so

Diamond Vualt The Drama Lounge Of Fubar!
REVISED BLOG Ok lets make sure everyone knows this is PERSONAL between me and those people who are mentioned in these blogs. no other lounge is involved in this conflict! this is in regards to LIES started by his PET MOD maker STARR co-owner of the diamond vault spreading lies about me and sending a fake ass profile to DDIAMOND1975 who was TOO STUPID to see that is was a FAKE ! or so he says. There is ONLY 1 person in that lounge that are worth anything and i find it funny how one is my best friend kimalyn . now people this is what STARR claims (this is what doug has stated to directly to me in a phone call) STARR CLAIMS that i have been "stalking" her FAT NASTY ASS!! OMFG Look at that DISGUSTING WASTE OF SPACE!!! Look at the Woman ( A REAL WOMAN!!) I am with NOW! and tell me WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH STARR? THAT FUCKING MAKES ME SICK! NOW here is the TRUTH behind IT ALL! MY EX (yes those who have known me for a while KNOW FALLEN ANGEL AKA LUCIFER"S A

Please Help These Wonderful Ladies
Will you please help these wonderful ladies They are both good friends of mine, Who do so much for people here on fubar. They are trying to make it as GodMothers (GodFathers).. Any help at all to these wonderful ladies will be greatly appreciated. Below are there names and how much more they need to go! You will be helping them as well as yourself plus making two great friends out of it. So please go show these ladies some HUGE love. If they aren't on make sure you PM (private message) them let them know you helped them. Who knows they might give you something in return for helping I don't know. But, I do know that they are wonderful people and great friends ~*TinkerbellMN84*~ {Please help me get to Godmother!!}@ fubar 1,432,825 Points to go! as of 05/18 @ 4:38AM PST and 7:38AM EST Hopigalerin's Zatanna Zatara * FUBOMBER * Club Far * Shadow Leveler * Shining Star@ fubar 477,341 Points to go! as of 05/18 @ 11:57PM PST and 2:57AM E

Win A 7 Day Blast.- Highest Bidder..
7 day BLAST Auction! Got your Fu-Bucks? Offer open today only 5-22-08. Bidding open till 10pm EST Details below. Got a lot of Fu-Bucks? Want a 7 day BLAST?? Who wil be the lucky High Bidder? NO Comment Bombing, just straight up 7 Day BLAST for highest bidder. Buy it for yourself or for someone else. (Will need user I.D. if for someone other than yourself.) Fu-Bucks bids only. Minimum bid of $250,000. One day only offer. The Pic to click!!. 1- DO NOT! Transfer funds to me until I private message you back letting you know you were highest bidder. 2- BLAST will NOT be awarded untill AFTER I have received transfer.

Sadness
As of June 9th 2008 i will no longet have custody of my 2 beautiful girls .. I knwo it is the best thing for them right now but still dont like giving them up .. just makes it a push for me to get on my feet to get them back .. which i will do one way or a nother .. mommy will miss you kitiara chyenne and angellina hope

Promoting The Group
Hey Sex Symbols... We need to promote the group... So we were thinking about hosting a contest or an auction... But we would like to hear what you think we should do... so give us your input... Crimson & Clover **American Sex Symbol Leaders**

A Email That I Recived
DAVID LETTERMAN IS IN TROUBLE WITH NASCAR!!!! Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does get some 'flak' from the NAACP. Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!! David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat. # 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music. # 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the same time. # 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt Jr. # 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race. # 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho. # 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition. # 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out & run. AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN NASCAR # 1 - They Can't wear their helmets sideways

Alone In The Shadows
From the Darkness I watch as the people pass by, Filled with joy and love while I sit here and cry. I am filled with so much pain, I feel lost and alone, But I am just too proud to let it be known. Just once I would like to feel as they do To be wanted and needed; to feel love that is true. But the darkness inside me has consumed my heart. For it has been ripped out so much and torn all apart. Although I seem happy, I am dead deep inside, But I am a soldier, so I just swallow my pride. I must be strong by day so everyone thinks I am all right, And I shall continue to cry myself to sleep every night. For I will be lost forever it seems, But at least I find happiness within my own dreams. Douglas J Griffin

Death Note(live Action Feature)
I recently went to see ‘Death Note’, my favorite anime and manga translated to the silver screen in live action form. Needless to say, I was on the edge of my seat every second of this film. When I first saw the trailer during a screening of ‘Iron Man,’ I was ecstatic. The ‘Death Note’ trailer was actually the largest highlight of ‘Iron Man’ for me. After seeing it, I can easily say that ‘Death Note’ is one of the best movies in recent memory. ‘Death Note’ has a very compelling premise that draws me into it at least. It’s mainly about a notebook that grants the power of death to people. For whoever’s name is written in the note dies. There are various rules to this that allows the user to control anywhere from the fashion in which the person dies to all the actions the person does before dying. In addition to the capabilities of the Death Note, the main character also makes the story interesting. Light Yagami is the only person who has access to the Death Note in the recentl

Soft Ginger Cookies
Soft Ginger Cookies 2 Dozen Cookies Ingredients: 2 1/4 Cups All-Purpose Flour 2 tsp Ground Ginger 1 tsp Baking Soda 3/4 tsp Ground Cinnamon 1/2 tsp Ground Cloves 1/4 tsp Salt 3/4 Cup (1 1/2 Sticks) Butter 1 Cup White Sugar 1 Egg 1 Tbsp Water 1/4 Cup Molasses 2 Ungreased Cookie Sheets Preheat Oven to: 350 Degrees Fahrenheit Instructions: Thoroughly mix together the flour, ground ginger, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground cloves, and salt and set the mixture aside. In a large bowl, mix the butter and sugar together. Keep stirring and mixing until the mixture has a light, fluffy feel. Add the egg and beat it in. Then mix in the water and molasses. Gradually add the dry mixture from step 1. Take your time and make sure that the mix is as even as possible. After this step, you may need to put the dough into the refridgerator for a while in order to prepare for step 4. Place a few tablespoons of sugar in a pla

Myspace Swervey
I did this stupid myspace survey and don't want to lose it. enjoy..... Subject: Sexing your mom and other things Body: What's the last thing you put in your mouth? my own cock Have you ever kissed anyone named Joe? i kissed joe mama and the anally raped her while pouring sugar in your gas tank How would you describe your best friend in one word? cuntface Where was your default picture taken? at the pigfucking compound Are you friends with the last person you kissed? not anymore becuause right after we kissed, i stabbed him right in the face What is the next concert you're going to? barry manilow. then i'm going to end it all. Can you play guitar hero? what kind of drooling retard can't play guitar hero? Who was the last person you drove with? you mean when i drove my dick up your ass? Last time you walked further than a block? when i walked to the the corner to get my money from your mom Where’s your favorite place to be?

Levelling
Come help these friends level, u know they would do the same 4 u n it doesn't take much, so come show them sum well deserved love! Dj DarkWolfe 251,374 Points to go to Fu King! Dj DragonEagle 340,182 Points to go to Henchman! Lori 199,188 Points to go to Henchman! Dj Satanic 306,292 Points to go to Henchman! Rev DarkMystery 3,477 Points to go to Rockstar! R£véRênÐ¤£tê®ñå| 240,513 Points to go to Fu King! Carolvision 4,562 Points to go to Regular! Dj Vampiric Tigress

I Said Friday....friiiiidaaay!!!
I said Friday...FRIIIIIIIDAAAAAY!!! Current mood: amused Category: Jobs, Work, Careers Sometimes, being in the Real Estate business, your everyday life becomes a funny story to tell. On Wednesday, I received a new referral from another agent in my office. She is more than capable of working the lead, but the buyer is looking in the city that I live in, and she wants to save on gas, so she gives the lead to me for a referral fee. Great! Everyone wins! So, I call the client, and he proceeds to answer his phone, (and keep in mind, this is to be the FIRST time we will speak...) "Waaaassuuuuuuuuup!" I blink, pause, and say, "Hello, is this (insert client's name here)?" If voices could have color, his would have been bright red! He was caught SO off guard, that he had to take 20 minutes and call me back. When he did, he kept apologizing for how he anwsered the phone, thinking at the time he saw the number that it was his best friend's. It dosen't really matter, and of

Omg I Want These Men So Bad
COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS MAJOR HERE.. THIS GUY NEEDS RATES AND HES UP AGAINST A FAMILY I GUESS NOT SURE BUT HES LOSING AND I DONT LIKE TO LOSE.. WELL IM REALLY NOT LOSING BUT HE IS AND IM NOT LIKING THAT EITHER.. IT PUTS ME IN A BAD MOOD.. YES I CAN GET CRANKY FROM TIME TO TIME.. PLZ SWING BY AND RATE HIM PLZ JUST A RATE THATS ALL IM ASKING FOR... TY ALL VERY MUCH.. YOU ALL KNOW WHEN YOUR IN A CONTEST ID DO THE SAME FOR YOU.. AT LEAST YOU ALL KNOW I TRY.. OH DEAR GOD THIS ONE TOO.. HAWT.. IM ABOUT TO OMG NEVER MIND THATS PRIVATE INFO BUT YA RATE HIM TOO PLZ TY TY OMG THATS ENOUGH I CAN'T HANDLE NO MORE.. THIS IS MORE THAN I CANT TAKE. YO ALL KNOW IM IN MY PRIME HERE DAMN IT.. OH PLZ RATE THIS ONE A TEN TOO.. GOT TO HAVE THESE THREE WIN WIN WIN WIN AND YES OMG WIN YA IM A LITTLE EXCITED.. YOU ALL WANNA SEE HOW MUCH? HA JUST KIDDING RATE HIM A TEN TOO PLZZZZZZZZZZ THREE MEN THREE RATES THATS WHAT IM ASKING.. TY TY

What Do You Know About Me?
Okay, this one is different - this is funny. YOU fill in the blanks about ME and send it back to ME. But FIRST, send a blank one out to all your friends, including me, so we can return the favor to you. Be honest. They're really SCARY to get back. It only takes a few minutes, so just do it! First send (forward) this survey to everyone you know to see how well he or she knows you. Second, hit 'reply' and fill this survey out about the person who sent it to you and send it back to them. Where did we meet?_________ Take a stab at my middle name?______________ Do I smoke?______________________ Color of my eyes?_____________________ Do I have any siblings?__________________ What issues do I feel strongly about _________________ What's one of my favorite things to do?_________________ What's my favorite type of music?______________________ Am I shy or outgoing?____________________________ Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?_______________________ Any sp

Adventures!!!
HEy HEy!!! So this will be the Grand Fanaily to my crazy plan!!! I am leaving tommrow around noon-thirty for Rush City!!! I am Going to spend my Summer Canoeing and hiking in the great outdoors! Wish me Luck... Keep me in you prayers.... Its going to be an adventure! after this summer i am making the biggest move I've made.... To Golden Colorado!!! I'm supper pumped!! Dont forget to visit!!

Unicorns Deformed
Unicorns Deformed Jola’s parents were just as in love with Sheen as Uni was, especially her father. This was the son he had always wanted, to play ball with, to pass on all the things he had been dreaming of for so long, and just like Uni he refused to even see Sheen’s deformity. From the very start Sheen had the happiest life, he was loved as much as any child could be loved, there was never much money, but there was laughter and fun aplenty, and he and Kasandra were closer than twins. Uni taught Sheen how to be the leader of the herd, to drive off all attackers, to forage for new fields when the old ones became barren, to heal those wounded or sick, and Sheen responded excellently to these lessons, to protect the herd was as deeply etched into his soul as it was in Uni’s. It was the prime directive of all unicorn stallions. But it was when Kasandra started school that Sheen began to shine. Each day on her return home she would carefully teach him all she had l

Two Sides Of The Mirror.......
I turned my back and you slipped through my fingers like water through rocks. I tried to get your attention but all you did was push me away and now you're gone……nothing left but a memory. If that. What we had was great, but then something happened and suddenly the bridge across the rift was burned. You on one side and me on the other with no ways of communication what-so-ever. So we turned our backs and said goodbye, and i hope to find another way even though there is none. do you wonder how to get across or do you just take our burned bridge as a sign and never think about it again. maybe i could built a stairway or tower but what good would it do me? and to build another bridge without the help of another is just as useless, so i lie here in an abandoned place praying for sleep and hoping that when i wake you'll be there again. even though it is impossible.

Come Make A Bid=),auction Ends The 21st
Ok friends. My friends and I are in an auction and WE want you 2 OWN US!! Come make a bid and own ONE or ALL of us=) -------------- STARTING THE 7/8TH OF JUNE BIDDING WILL GO FOR 2 WEEKS LAST DAY FOR BIDDING IS THE 21st OF JUNE ,,,,,,IF U GET WHAT U WANT BEFORE HAND U MAY TAKE THE OFFER AND RUN LOL=) ================ ================ ~BRATT~=) ================ Tiger princess=) ============== Chaotic Princess=) ============== Princessmama=) ============== '☠☭DJ AUSSIE AGE☭☠ØwÑËℜ oƒ Ettamogah Pub' =================== COME CHECK OUT THESE SEXY PEOPLE,YOU KNOW YOU WANNA thanks all!! ~Bratt~

Mccain Has Not Delivered On His Promises To Veterans
McCAIN HAS NOT DELIVERED ON HIS PROMISES TO VETERANS Union members respect Sen. John McCain’s service to our country. When will he start respecting ours? Although McCain talks about his support for veterans, he repeatedly votes against increased funding for veterans’ health care—and more. We call on John McCain to join us in supporting our veterans and working to turn around America. McCAIN REPEATEDLY VOTED AGAINST VETERANS’ HEALTH BENEFITS McCain Voted Against Increased Funding for Veterans’ Health Care. Although McCain told voters at a campaign rally that improving veterans’ health care was his top domestic priority, he voted against increasing funding for veterans’ health care in 2004, 2005, 2006 and 2007. (Greenville News, 12/12/2007; S.Amdt. 2745 to S.C.R. 95, Vote 40, 3/10/04; Senate S.C.R. 18, Vote 55, 3/16/05; S.Amdt. 3007 to S.C.R. 83, Vote 41, 3/14/06; H.R. 1591, Vote 126, 3/29/07) Opposed an Assured Funding Stream for Veterans’ Health Care. McCain opposed providi

Pro-choice Democrats And John Mccain
June 10, 2008 Pro-Choice Democrats and John McCain By Froma Harrop Hillary Clinton's blessing notwithstanding, many of the New York senator's supporters will resist the handover to Barack Obama. The sexism that permeated the recent campaign still rankles, and John McCain is far from the standard-issue Republican they instinctively vote against. A big sticking point for wavering Democrats will be McCain's position on reproductive rights. Clinton's backers are overwhelmingly pro-choice, and they'll want to know this: Would McCain stock the Supreme Court with foes of Roe v. Wade? The 1973 decision guarantees a right to abortion. The answer is unclear but probably "no." While McCain has positioned himself as "pro-life" during this campaign, his statements over the years show considerable latitude on the issue. In a 1999 interview with the San Francisco Chronicle editorial board, McCain said, "I would not support repeal of Roe v. Wade, which would then force X number of women

Fubar Suport Blogs
Below is a list of blog links. They will aid you in learning more about the site and its guidelines. As well, there are blogs that will help you code skins, bulletins, download fonts etc. Please repost this so that other members have a chance to read it as well. NSFW: repost of Scrappers Blogs http://fubar.com/blog/60737/249509 NSFW Flagging Abuse and Guidelines http://fubar.com/blog/60737/257665 Important FuBar Links :=) http://fubar.com/blog/60737/324245 Salute Submission and Verification..Step by Step http://fubar.com/blog/60737/324210 Site Navigation and Mumming for the New Members http://fubar.com/blog/60737/482649 Clickable Pics http://fubar.com/blog/60737/797493 How To Make Basic Skins http://fubar.com/blog/60737/695744 SKINS-Ripping/Pasting Code/Generating http://fubar.com/blog/60737/567394 Simple HTML For Your Bulletins/Blogs etc. http://fubar.com/blog/60737/576293 Downloading Fonts To Your Comput

Player Character
NFL Character. Goodell has some policies in the works to penalize teams for recruiting players with off the field character issues simply because being a player in the NFL is to be a role model, even without trying to be a role model and a level attractiveness to children and teens. Character Matters to the parents and guardians of children whom idolize NFL players/Athletes. This is an issue that has become more important over the years and I think it has to be put in a better light. Even if a player does have a problem, a program like Adam "Pacman" Jones is on concerning his contract and behavior should also be a positive example to children to show that, even with a checkered past people can improve and turn their life around for the better, but to be in a strict program must also call for positive support by teammates, the Franchise and the public, and that skeptics while a "Necessary EVIL" are still only human, as is the player in question, that player must be properly nurt

My Bar Tab Is $865
This is real fun to do! The only catch is that you cant ask the person who posted it anything about it! :) Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bar Tab is$........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. Smoked pot -- $10 Did acid -- $15 Ever had sex at church -- $25 Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40 Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25 Had sex for money -- $100 Ever had sex with a Asian -- $20 Vandalized something -- $20 Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10 Beat up someone -- $20 Been jumped -- $10 Crossed dressed -- $10 Given money to stripper -- $25 Been in love with a stripper -- $20 Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10 Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15 Ever drive drunk --

Look Who's Stuck With Me For A Month Lol! Go Show Him Some Luv!
Go show him some luv! If he is going to be stuck with me for a month and have to listen to my whining, you guys should so make it worth his while LOL! RATE, FAN, ADD, CRUSH and BLING my skittlehoe head!! HE LUVS IT ALL! Twaune The Godfather@ fubar Brought to you by his nachoehead :D The Baddest MILF®@ fubar

Last Chance To Place Your Bid...auction Ends On June 22
Auction is coming to end, so if you have not checked out these great people...stop by now an place your bid.... SilverPixi’s Beautiful People! Auction Ends Sunday, June 22nd Debi Cakes Miss Crys Sniper Love You Stephanie

Getting Someone To Call You
Take a piece of parchment or fine quality writing paper and inscribe the name of the target. Write it in a circle twice, so the ends meet. As you do this, concentrate on the person's face and your desire that they call you. Then, while still concentrating, put a needle through the center of the circle created by the name. Place the charm by the phone. The call will come within 5 minutes, 5 hours, or 5 day, depending on how well the spell was cast and how much will power was used.

Rant About Work _ I Feel So Undervalued Im Sorry If It Upsets Anyone; But You Were Warned
right i dont rant a lot, but being a human im gonna get upset once in a while. and has to be bad to get me to moan about it online i need to let out now before ; at work ive been given a vertict by supervisor of seeming uninterested and not alert and forgetting to do this and no doing that but you know works dont nothing but stress me out so im going to forget.. as for enthusiasm, if they actually showed some support other than just false words of encoragement that mean nothing. for f* sake, if they cared a bit more about the employees rather than statistics and the cash... as for not being alert, ive veen tired constantly and not really been sleeping properly enough to get anything close to a decent rest. but money makes the world go round ( actually gravity does and the magnetic field, but anyway) and people come last. man its ok for most of them they have partners and familys and some people are not so lu cky!!! Im so tired and fed up of being treated like a puppet.

Dating Secret Exposed: Why Nice Guys Finish Last
Are you a nice guy who has always wondered why the cocky guy -- the one who barely appears interested in the girl -- is usually the one who gets the girl? Have you suffered from hearing the words, "You're a really nice guy, but I only like you as a friend," from a woman who you would do (or may, in fact, have already done) just about anything and everything for -- only to turn around and watch her date (or even chase) a guy who treats her like she's nothing special? And are you stumped wondering why she would date a guy who treats her like that when she could have you who would treat her like a princess and give her everything she wants? Well, you better brace yourself because I'm going to tell you a couple of secrets that you might not want to hear. First, "nice" equates with boring and predictable. Look up "nice" in the dictionary and you find: pleasant; agreeable; satisfactory. In other words, average -- not exceptional, not exciting, and not sexy.I'll bet you've never heard a wom

My Deployment
Hi to all my friends, Just letting you all know that come Monday I will be offline for a few days. I'll be on my way to Afghanistan. Will be there 12-15 months. Once I get settled and such I will be back on and letting you all know.

Fubar
I am also on my space, but I have to say I LOVE FUBAR. It is a great place to just wind down after work and have fun. I'm looking to meet new people who like to have fun as well. Not looking to hook up since I am happily with someone right now, but here it is all about meeting new people and doing just that. Wanted to just say how nice it is to have a place to do just that. A step away from life where you don't have to be serious at all.

Monday Opie And Anthony Links: Download The O&a Show, Duff Mckagan, New Boobs On Ratemywow, Traveling Virus 2008 - Tickets On Sale, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) As always, if you missed any of last week's Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, you can download the shows in their entirety online via AUDIBLE: Download the O&A Show 6/27/2008 (Louis CK) Download the O&A Show 6/26/2008 (Jim Norton Returns) Download the O&A Show 6/25/2008 (Whip 'em Out Wednesday, Patrice O'neal) Download the O&A Show 6/24/2008 (Patrice Oneal in for Jim Norton) Download the O&A Show 6/23/2008 (WORST OF O&A) After a soggy weekend (in the northeast U.S., that is), we're happy to welcome the one and only Duff McKagan, who has served in such infamous bands as GUNS N ROSES and VELVET REVOLVER... and has also been seen performing with childhood pal Dave Dederer in

Idk And Idc
if i could hurt less then i do now i would trade anything in the world for just a small smile i would love to be able to laugh like i use to i would give up all for him to tell me he loves me but my love for him is not the same as he has for me i am not special i am nothing i am not the person that i should be now i am broken and i don't want to be fixed i don't want to live with the emptyness from the one that i miss i don't want to live with out him by my side

My Sex Sign
Your Sex Sign is... You're a sexual wild child who's aiming to do it all - or die trying. Getting with you is a total adventure, so people should only hop on if they can handle the ride. No one can predict your next sex move... you'll do anything to get off! Gemini, people better look out for you. You need a lover who is a match for your wit, intelligence, and sexual curiousity. You are unpredictible, moody, highly entertaining, adventurous, versatile, and an incredible flirt. You have the tendency to be promiscious. You hardly ever wear underwear, and you are the most likely of all the signs to shave ... down there. Your sexual curiousity knows no bounds. You'll try anything and try it often. You jump at the chance to engage in threesomes - but only if it's a guy-guy-girl thing. Typically, an orgy will always revolve around you. You love gadgets, especially sex toys. Being highly sexual, you love to incorporate sex toys in to intercourse. It's a

Edna J
Hello everyone. I am amazed with the response so quickly. My name is Edna J and I'm very new to the community. Please allow me some time to get familiar with it. To see more Edna J, check out my myspace @ myspace.com/eriqmom1. Smoochez

At This Rate Robots Are Never Going To Enslave Humanity.
Fuck modern science. Doppler satellite networks can't even figure out where a big-ass hurricane is going. That's pretty pathetic and all, but what really gets me is the complete lack of those cool post space-age toys we were promised as little kids. "Space-age" my ass... because the moon is so far and all...NASA chicken-shits won't put nuclear reactors in the space shuttles... Okay, okay thanks for the iBook, my new iPod and all the other matching "iStuff" and video games. But otherwise--science, you're a big fat disappointment. Seriously, where are all the hover-cars? The Hover-boards? Hell the hover anything? Hell what about robots? That craptastic Radio Shack radio-controlled R2D2-looking tape deck and Pepsi coaster I had when I was a little kid shold be able to cook dinner and wash the dishes by now. Sure, Honda's ASIMO robot is pretty awesome-o, but it can't even run up a flight of stairs. At this rate robots are never going to enslave humanity. Or what about bionic limbs

Men
Why is it that every time a guy talks to a lady online he assumes she is there to talk about sex. I don't get it. I have to get to know the person before I can talk about sex. Don't get me wrong I love sex. But I like to get to know the person before I talk about it and all that jazz. What do you guys think.

A Poem-mad Sweeney-
A demon slices his enemies away, Slitting throats of men in dismay, As vengeance is fueling his every need, Deciphering his heart's solemn call of heed Where thousands roam the London streets, Adhering the gasp as his victims breathe, Piercing the incision around their gory necks, A call of life where it slowly begets. The demon barber of Fleet Street roams, As his customers breathe through endless foams, Of blood gushing out their garrulous heads, Where nothing cynical can ever be said Dying in the Levantine grounds, Moaning like dreaded injured hounds, As the night is slowly taken away, As their bloody flesh goes astray, Below the cryptic murderer's frown As light shines the demon barber's story, His actions would lead to perpetual glory, Where reputations would remain in the shadows, Victims of gore demean beneath the gallows Where Sweeney Todd could roam freely, As his life would succumb to madness deeply.

My Sons Mother
Couple allegedly takes nude pics of teenager June 13th, 2008 · No Comments MEDINA — A husband and wife from Brunswick are accused of taking and receiving naked pictures of a 13-year-old girl earlier this year. Christopher Brock, 36, and Nicole Brock, 35, of 1550 S. Carpenter Road, were indicted by a grand jury late last month on nine counts of illegal use of a minor in nudity-oriented material and one count of child endangering, all second-degree felonies. Nicole Brock allegedly took the pictures and sent them to Christopher Brock over the Internet between January and April, county Prosecutor Dean Holman said. They were arrested Tuesday and remain in the Medina County Jail. Christopher Brock’s bond is set at $100,000 and Nicole Brock’s is $50,000. Nicole Brock will be arraigned on the charges today before Common Pleas Judge Christopher J. Collier. This is what is keeping me busy and why I am not online that much I am getting custody because of this bitch but this is a bles

Spam
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed Poor white trash, kinda crazy in the head Then one day as he was shootin, at some food Up from the ground came those cans of blue Spam that is Pink and sweet Mystery Meat

Respect...an Easy But Lost Concept.
I wonder what happened to the fine art of respect these days. Take here for instance...it's an ongoing problem for most of the women here that guys will contact them asking them to show things or do stuff. I had a friend who some guys were relentless with that she almost thought of foregoing the whole internet thing altogether because of it. Most times this happens without the guys even saying hi or being gentlemenly at all (disclosure...I'm not innocent here but in my cases...friendships were established and certain things were understandable). If you're on a site or talk to people with the sole purpose of seeing skin, there are so many sites for it and so many places on the net where there are those more than willing...but for the most part, those are few and far between...although if you really want to see...just do a Google search and you shall find it. In the meantime though, on sites like this or others...just say hi, have some meaning conversation, and if your search happens to

Ty So Much Liberated Spice!!!
625,465 to go to Club United, All her friends can we get her there? Let's hit her page HARD!! Rate her, Bling her, everything we all can do... ~MysticFaerie~ **Happy Member of *Club United*@ fubar (repost of original by 'Liberated Spice Club United Owner* R/L WIFEY 2 Big Jimmy--DSC***Life Saver' on '2008-07-13 06:36:36')

It's Good To Be Back!!!
"> Oh WOW!!! It has been a while. I am so sorry it took me so long to get back online, but I am back, and will be on more often. So much has gone on in the past few months that I was on "vacation" or work from Fubar... I have moved, I am now a stay at home mom, working for myself. My house is absolutely AWESOME and will post pictures of it soon. I have missed my friends and all that this site has to offer. It feels good to be back. Much Luv!!! * A N G L *

Inapropriate Comments..
We all know that Fubar don't allow certain images that they feel are inappropriate NSFW in pic folders. But I have to go onto approving comments, I had a chat with Sandy the other day cause some of them I have had to delete. I'm no prude far from it but when certain images start appearing on my page in front of my Step-daughter who is in the same room then I have to do something. Where people put NSFW on a pic or even a folder I know not to view it until she is not in the room, I'm sure others of you with kids may also feel the same. The pictures I choose to view in NSFW are often very good art not offensive but even Sandy is considering using the " approval of comments" first neither of us want to do this and we hope this doesnt stop you sending us comments cause we do enjoy receiving them but for me I have to be careful, Bex is a SN child/adult and until she is 19 the social services keep them on their books for other things like respite, my concern could be she could go in

She Beg's............again
I'm dreaming. It's not entirely clear what the dream is, even while I'm in it; it's one of those hazy ones at the surface of sleep, but it's pleasurable, for certain. My nipples feel tight. Mmm, very tight. "Pet." Your voice is warm, and your hands are on my breasts, pinching. "Nrrf?" I mumble. My mouth feels sticky. "You're dreaming, pet." You start rolling my nipples around in your fingers. "Mrbgle... That feels nice." "You woke me up moaning." Your hands begin to trail from my breasts, up and down my sides. "m'sorry, Master." I wriggle a bit, hoping you'll go back to my nipples, but you shift on top of me, gently kneeing my legs apart. You're hard, and seem to have dispensed with clothing at some point in the interim. "Oooo, is this for me?" I rub up against your cock teasingly, feeling my wetness from the dream coat your length. In response, you press inside me, sighing contentedly at my warmth. My hips arch up towards you, and a satisfied grunt escapes my t

Military Supporters Auction
IT’S A MILITARY AUCTION. EVERY ONE IN THIS AUCTION IS MILITARY OR PRIOR MILITARY. SO COME BY AND PLACE YOUR BID ON THE MILITARY PERSON OF YOUR CHOICE. THE AUCTION HAS STARTED AND ENDS AT 10 am CENTRAL TIME ON THE 24TH OF JULY. SO PLEASE STOP BY AND PLACE YOUR BID, WHILE YOU ARE THERE MAKE SURE YOU SHOW THE HOSTESS SOME LOVE. JUST CLICK ON ANY OF THE PICTURES BELOW THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO BID ON. SHE IS STILL TAKING ENTRIES FOR 5K FUBUCKS PER ENTRY. FROM THE ARMY WE HAVE FROM THE MARINES FROM THE NAVY DON’T FORGET TO ADD, FAN, RATE AND SHOW THE HOSTESS LOTS OF LOVE. HELP HER SHOW GREAT SUPPORT FOR OUR MILITARY PAST AND PRESENT. Morticia Supports the Military~Fu-owned by Tappinit~Fu owner of Ladysman@ fubar

It's Not A Poem, Just Thoughts That Stuck With Me Today
Ode to a Bitter Old Man in the Doctor’s Waiting Room Why is it always about what you’ve done? Why do you always feel the need for recognition? What about doing something just because Maybe it’s the right thing to do? Why do you always expect something in return? Do you really need to hear people brag and boast Of how “good” you’ve been to them? People brag and boast You gloat, basking in the words you need To hear, Your need for others to hear Still doesn’t make you a “good” person As you stand and lord your “good” deeds over them People like you make me ill I want to vomit And brag about it Another Ode to the Fat Man in the Waiting Room She passed You grieved her passing And your love for her You met another You say you love her Really? Is it love or just your need To fill the emptiness She left behind You asked her to marry you To be your new bride Can she fill Her shoes? Really? You disgust me with your nice words in

Teenage Boys And Smutty Mags? You Don’t Say!
Teenage Boys And Smutty Mags? You Don’t Say! Pharmacy | Columbus, OH, USA Angry Old Woman: “Excuse me! I am very upset because you sold my young grandson pornography!” Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but we don’t sell pornography.” Angry Old Woman: “Get me the manager now!” Manager: “What seems to be the problem, ma’am?” Angry Old Woman: “Your pervert cashier sold my grandson pornography!” Manager: “Are you sure about that? We don’t sell anything like that here.” Angry Old Woman: “Do you think I’m stupid? I saw it with my own eyes! It had naked women and he told me he bought it here with no problem!” Manager: “Could you show me on the shelf what it was?” (She goes over to the magazines, and points at Maxim.) Angry Old Woman: “It was this one! See right here! Where any child could see!” Manager: “Ma’am, this magazine is not pornography. Granted, the women are scantily clad in a few pictures but they aren’t naked and there is no age restriction on its sale.” A

Biology Students Final Exam!!
Students in Biology class were taking their final exam. The last > >question > >was, "Name seven advantages of Mothers Milk," worth 70 points or none at > >all. > > > > > > > >One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. > >He wrote: > > > >1. It is perfect formula for the child. > > > >2. It provides immunity against several diseases. > > > >3. It is always at the right temperature. > > > >4. It is inexpensive. > > > >5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa. > > > >6. It is always available as needed. > > > >And then, the student was stuck. Finally, just before the bell > >indicating the end of the test rang, he wrote: > > > >7. It comes in such cute containers. > > > >He got an "A"

New Godfather List
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What If Someone Was Really Looking
It seems to be that this site in a lot of ways is mostly dictated towards "how many points can i get and how popular can i become" I wonder if i am missing something cause i thought the ultimate objective was to meet people with like minded interest on here.. Dont get me wrong the site is cool and whom ever developed it is pure genius.. Just thought i would throw that question above out there lol..

For Dust_me_pink "time To Sail Away"
It's time to sail away....... My time with my Fu-Owner, Dust_Me_Pink has come to an end. It has been a great 30 days! I have learned much about this wonderful lady and have made a new friend. Actually several new friends as to know and luv this lady is to know and luv her man (SixtyNineMunch) and her other crazy & wonderful friends. As my last official act of FuSlavery for her, I ask that you go by her page, rate her up, help her with her Fu-Endevors, get to know her. Trust me, you will be glad you did! Just click on her picture above to go to her page Show her Lots of Fu Luv!! Dust_Me_Pink Rawks! This Pimpout Made with much Mad Luv by LuAngel ♕LuAngel♕~*~Proud FuOwner of ScorpioQueen61~Happily FuOwned by DustMePink & JustFishing

True Dat!
No one know me like i do. Dont tell me about me, i'll tell you! I can't explain more than i've been thru, so listen when i say my words are true. I don't live my life for myself, I put myself in my own hell. When your not happy, im not well. When there is no one left to hold, its me who fell. I can admit, i know no other way. I'll do for you before me each day. Go to war for you, or stay home to play. You hear me but dont belive what i say. Im the nice guy that finishes last. And knowing so i feel like crap. No faith in others to hold me back. For i end up stuck in my own traps. Growing up as me was tough. Abuse and hurt are hard enough. Pulling thru aint easy stuff. Being alone is what really sucks. A life alone is only hell. A place i belive i know too well. With someone near i can excell. With no one there my home's a cell. Love's my excape, dont care if i sound sappy. To share my life's what makes me happy. To show my love without restraint. T

My Grandpa Is In The Hospital !!!!!! Read Now Please!!!
Those of you that know my grandpa he is in the hospital today. My dad was at work and he hadnt called my dad all day so my dad when and checked on him and he had fallin in front of the door at the house. A fire truck showed up with 3 guys and they couldnt pick him up so an ambulance sawed up with 2 more and it took all 5 of them to pick him up to get him on the bed. They are keeping him i dont know for how long but I might have to move back home to help my dad out with my grandpa while hes at work oh man i will not have time for a life with him and my son wow . My grandpa is sick and i want to spend as much time with him as i can. He has no idea what hes talking about or where he is. Well please keep him in your prayers and i will let yall know whats going on love lil red

I'm Curious About You
I'M CURIOUS.... IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better! BE HONEST!! COPY FROM HERE THEN SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A MESSAGE THEN, REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN. 1.)Q. Are you currently in a serious relationship? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in

Come Check Out The Rating Revolution!
A few weeks ago me and a good friend of mine decided to start a brand new leveling family. We didnt figure it would really take off, but thought we had nothing to lose. Well this has been the best decision that we could have made. The family is growing at leaps and bounds. The best thing about this family is the heart that is shown. People are willing to band together no matter who needs levelled and they work and work until the job is done. I have never been so proud of a group of people in my life!!! Now it is time for me to show off this super group to the entire fubar world. Please go show these wonderful people some love!! First is the homepage... Rating Revolution@ fubar THE FAMILY MEMBERS...... The two co-founders Enchantin~rose~LadyPhoenix's~Co~Founder~Rating Revolution ~DemonCrew@ fubar $ç()øTëR™-(Lori's Hubby)[Demon Crew recruiter](Co-founder of Rating Revolution)-{ShadowLeveler}@ fubar The greatest Crew Leaders I could ask for!!! Mz Attitude~R

My Second Auction
Hello everyone... Since my first auction was a great success, I've decided to hold another one. It will start on August 10 and run until August 24th. There will not be an entry fee however, I will be charging a late entry fee of 5,000 fubucks...so enter on time. Please private message me with a link to your photo and your auction offerings. Silverpixi

Motorcyclist Killed After She Collides With Horse
HIWASSEE, Ga. -- A 48-year-old motorcyclist is dead after she collided with a horse on Georgia highway 75 near the state's northern border. Towns County coroner Rickey Mathis said Beth Bennick of Buford was pronounced dead at the scene of Sunday's wreck. Mathis said the horse was also killed on impact. The Georgia State Patrol is investigating the incident. Mathis said the horse had gotten loose from its owner and wandered into the highway

One-sided Love- A Song About.... Well 1 Sided Love, Lol If U Read Plz Comment
One-Sided Love I love this girl, but she don’t love me back So I just sit back and strategies my attack I asked her for a date and she laughed in my face So I gotta leave her missin without a trace I saw her workin out at the gymn one night I knew shed be to tired to put up a fight So I waited in her car until she came out Grabbed a monkey wrench and took her out This all could’ve been avoided I just wanted a chance To show her a good time and save my last dance But now its too late for apologies Stopped on the way home & grabbed some tallies Were gonna have fun 2night babe I promise The plan I drew up was sort of a novice Now im back on the road im drivin her car Its gotta work even though my mind is below par Hook: This is a one sided love she doesn’t love me So tonight I gotta set my baby free I should’ve known she was outta my league The hardest part is when I have to deceive Back to my story we almost at the crib She slobberin and shit I asked her if ahe nee

Time
If I could have one wish, I wish to stay by your side forever However, that's a wishful thinking There isn't any fairies or genies in this world I know there is no forever Knowing that one day, we will be apart One day, you'll no longer in my vision No longer in my arms A blessing, I believe To have know you, be your love for that time And, its time to live on my own To carry on without you

Vaginas
On Fubar I get thousands...ok, maybe tens, of people hitting on me all the time. However, in RL , people try to avoid me like herpes. I work at a hotel, and we are talking people would rather climb over the side of the couch in the lobby than walk by me at the front desk. Its like I emanate some evil rays that make them try to walk by as far as possible. Or they zoom by like flies. So no ogling hordes of hot men for me at work :(

Thursday Opie And Anthony Links: Robert Kelly, Mike Birbiglia, Lewis Black, Tj Miller, Booyah Video, Win A Trip To Wwe Summer Slam, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) It's going to be a busy busy Thursday today on the Opie and Anthony Radio POgram. We have a ton of funny hanging with the crew today, Starting off with our pal Robert Kelly, who is going to be at the Treehouse Comedy Club in Trumbull, CT this weekend. And as long as he's in studio, let's give him a li'l plug...Robert Kelly has a new CD/DVD called Just The Tip, and it's in stores NOW! Click the pic to order it now! Also coming in to hang will be our buddy Mike Birbiglia, who is coming to a town near YOU (click for tickets!) ...and since he's hanging with us, we'll plug his DVD. Click the image below to get Mike's new DVD, Mike Birbiglia: What I Should Have Said Was Nothing - Tales From My Secret Public Journal: As if that wasn't enough, our old friend and ranting lunatic comedian buddy

Update On Me
Holy Crap Batman! What a frustrating couple of weeks I've had. My old friend Inspiron 2600, that I've been using for nearly 9 years finally up and died on me. I knew it was circling the drain, but I had no idea that it was going to just drop dead without warning. I thought my HD just crashed, which it has done before, but this time...it was the whole laptop that died that awful death. Anyway, I've ordered a new type of Inspiron this time. A desk top. I think I'm done with laptops for a while. Although mine lasted as long as it did, I believe a desk top may be my best bet. I've ordered an Inspiron 350s and now I'm 800 bux poorer. NOT fubux...REAL bux. I wanted so much on it but I had to stop. LOL... Ah well. hopefully it'll be here in the next couple days and I can get off this IBM dinasaur and off dial up. My frustration level is nearly boiling over and all my patience is now at the red zone level. Have a fantabulous FUDAY.

Horrorscope
Critical moments pass, And doctrines of fools will last. I am just trying to cope, Into my horroscope. Through eyes and ears they bleed, Reciting their holy creed. Heeding but one request, The future, is put to, rest... Bless me in darkened days, Down to my knees I pray. I am just trying to cope, Within this horrorscope. In the wake of all frustration, I begin to loose control. Watched as the weapons fired, Bombs burst in the air... Burned in the fields of fire! Standing in the middle of nowhere. Watched as the weapons fired, Baptized in fields of fire! Well, The change in here, an' the future clear. I can feel it coming. So full of hate, its geting late! Yeah, I know its coming. When all the choice turned to just one voice, Yeah, the wind is turning. This is your horrorscope... Words laced with blasphemy, Drip with sincerity. Falling into the plan, Like sacrificial lambs. Hearing the words and said, Rings like nail, to the head. Now I can

Welcome By Bound For Glory
Welcome - Bound For Glory Welcome Land in turmoil, tempers are starting to boil, There's no chance of calling a truce, all hell is gonna break loose, Rioting - mobs untamed, streets are up in flames, No dollar covers the cost of your home or your loved ones lost Welcome......to the land of the free Welcome......to insanity Welcome......to the home of the brave Welcome......it's a coming mass grave Living in urban decay - it's life the American Way For some there is no chance, you can run or you can take a stance, Multi-capital desires fuel emotional fires Melting pot - it overflows - the whole damm country is about to blow Welcome......to the land of the free Welcome......to insanity Welcome......to the home of the brave Welcome......it's a coming mass grave Unleashed, merciless mob, looking to loot, rape and rob On the streets lay the deceased - if there's no justice you'll get no peace Perpetrators of hate. rebelling against the political state, Biting

"take Me Back To That Summer Of Cherished Memories"
"Take Me Back To That Summer Of Cherished Memories" ~~~~~~ Day dreaming, drifting freely like a mid summer breeze, Songs of nature lifting my spirit as high as the clouds, Fluttering of butterflies inside my stomach when I think of you. ~~~~~ Carefree, no fences to keep me from roaming in the forest, Cool brisk stream cooling me off from the sun's hot rays, As I lie upon this moss covered bank reflecting on our love. ~~~~~ Magical wishes blown with the seeds of the daffodils, Toes tossing pebbles across the crystal clear water, As I notch out You-N-Me in a tree trunk. ~~~~~ Day dreaming, drifting freely like a mid summer breeze, Songs of nature lifting my spirit as high as the clouds, Fluttering of butterflies inside my stomach when I think of you. ~~~~~ Along the side of a meadow sits a forlorn forgotten cabin, Bed of straw laid so neatly for the mattress to sleep on, Or to make love to you within the stillness of a sunbeam. ~~~~~~ Closing my eyes takes me back t

The Arkansas Democratic Party Chairman Has Died From Gunshot Wounds, According To Hillary Clinton's Press Office.
The Arkansas Democratic Party chairman has died from gunshot wounds, according to Hillary Clinton's press office. Arkansas party leader shot dead Bill Gwatney was taken to hospital but died of his injuries The chairman of the Arkansas Democratic Party has died after being shot by a gunman at the US state's party HQ, Bill and Hillary Clinton's office has said. Bill Gwatney, 49, was reportedly shot three times after the gunman barged his way into his office near the state capitol building in Little Rock. The suspected gunman was shot during a police chase and died, the Associated Press news agency reports. Democratic Party chairman Howard Dean said it was a "senseless tragedy". "We are deeply saddened by the news that Bill Gwatney has passed away," the Clintons said in a joint statement. The couple lived for years in the Arkansas capital of Little Rock while former President Bill Clinton was governor of the state. Barack Obama, who competed with Hillary

Naughty Game : )
This is called the "NAUGHTY GAME". Repost this, see how many MESSAGES people give you... Mark all dat apply Would you kiss me? [ ] Hell Yea [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] already did Would you do me? [ ] In an instant! [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Maybe [ ] you look to sweet to fuck [ ] already did Am I attractive? [ ] Heck no [ ] hot as Hell [ ] Fine [ ] Cute [ ] Okay I think ur pretty [ ] Sexy [ ] Ugly! Do you think im a virgin? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] Don't know Name one thing you would like to do to me... 3 things you would like to know about me? 1.) 2.) 3.) If you saw me for the first time would you talk to me? [ ] Yes [ ] No [ ] maybe Would you rather.. [ ] Hook up with me [ ] Cuddle with me [ ] Date me [ ] Marry me [ ] Friends [ ] Do me What kind of underwear are you wearing right now? [ ] boxers [ ] whitie tighties [ ] thongs [ ] g-string [ ] granny panties [ ] boy shorts [ ] none What's ur favorite position? On a scale of

No Title.... But Yeah.. Lol
As the day goes on And the sun begins to set I think about you And how we first met Driving the distance Time seemed to pass Despite stopping for red-bull And filling the tank with gas I arrived and sat musing Wondering why I was here Too late to turn back Nervously wanting a beer Slowly taking a breath Collecting my pride I stepped out of the car And walked inside You ran to me Your hug I will never forget And our first shot of Jager And your friends that I met Time continues to move And feelings continue to grow Everyday a new beginning As we go with the Flow In the land of Cheezycake All is as it should be Just thankful everyday That you’re here with me

Bang My Head , No Wait Bang Their Heads.....
It is so sad how stupid the youngsters are in our country. I am not talking about all of them, but a majority of them under the age of say 28. I do listen to talk radio and i hear them call in all the time, new up and coming voters or freshly new ones. They talk about how great Obama is, but when confronted with questions like. What has he ever done to make things better in this country? Can you name anything he has created on paper and had put to the floor for a vote? Or ever better yet what does he want to change? Well whats sad is they do not research and listen to exactly what Obama says, and i mean all of it. The only Change i have seen OBAMA have is what he says. He is just like Hilary say what sounds right at the time. It is so sad, to think that our schools no longer teach kids to think on their own. Instead they have some kind of political agenda in the class room, which it seems most times is liberal. Instead of keeping politics out the class, unless its a political

Cheap Tattoos Are They Good Or Bad?
Thats a good question... some think that a good price (cheap) is a good thing, well any price is a good one in my opinion and well to be honest as a artist now for 16 years. I say that when your given a price that is the price that the artist is willing to do the best he or she can for what your request is.. so if you think you want to piss em off go right ahead and ask for a cheaper tattoo... there is no nice way to put it I think... I say as well that if your tattoo needs some serious touch up then maybe your artist should slow his machine down or stop them if their needle hits the ink cap during a dip, if it does happen and they continue to go for it run like hell. Better yet have em change out the needle right on the spot. Most bad tattoos are a result of these two things that happen during a procedure in a tattoo sitting..Well, And maybeit may be a better idea even to have them come to me for some schooling I charge a hundred dollars a day for instruction... and have goodadvice fo

Mayhem And Memories
Had a good time at Mayhem....I'll post some pictures a soon as I have them all together. I ran into Steffi and her hubby Billy...and all these memories flooded back. Those emotions were unexpected. But, thats life, right? Nobody reads this fucking blog anyway, so it doesnt matter what I write here. Steffi is one of Karas closest friends, and seeing her was so bitter-sweet. I had a good time with them, and I'm glad I ran into them. Just cant help that it made me think of her all goddamned day too. I need a shrink or something.

Fubar Information...very Cool!!!
I came across this information and thought that I would share it.. this is a chart of the number of hits on the social web sites from Feb 07 to Feb 08 amazing the increse in fubar..and the _1 % at myspace.. Like I said please take it and share it with all, its something to be proud of!!! here is a link to that pic

On September 2nd Ron Paul
On September 2nd Ron Paul's Campaign for Liberty will be hosting the Rally for the Republic. This event is the apex moment of the Freedom Movement. If Aaron was still with us he would surely be one of the headline names attending the event. But in his absence we need to represent for the man that showed us the path to Ron Paul and awoke the nation to the truth of his message. http://rememberrusso.com/Default.aspx?rnd=1914112577 http://thefreedommint.com/

Pay Attention
So here is a copy and paste from fortune magazine. I was a little surprised by this and i think you might be too. We cant just keep waving this shit off and saying ahh fuck it there is nothing i can do, cuz if you dont protect you and yours from this shit we are headed down a pool fast. anyway enugh of that on to the article FORTUNE 500 Current Issue Subscribe to Fortune (Fortune Magazine) -- We made it through the bursting of the Internet bubble and now the bursting of the real estate bubble. Next we may be approaching the end of the most worrisome bubble of all: the standard-of-living bubble. That conclusion comes from the latest data on credit card debt. It's growing fast, but the problem is bigger than that - and to understand what it means, we have to take a few steps back. For the past several years, the average inflation-adjusted total pay of American workers hasn't been increasing. That means we haven't been building a foundation for increases in our livi

Billy's Coming Home...
Hey there everyone, Hope as is well for everyone and that everyone has had an awesome summer so far... I know I sure have missed you guys and gals since I have been away... Have good news to share, Billy is Leaving Iraq on Sept. 18th to come home... This tour has had it's ups and downs that's for sure... I am including his bulletin from myspace... get the chance and have myspace, please stop by his page and tell him hello and that his Mama sent you... http://www.myspace.com/loser1_l1 well this deployment is coming to an end. What a freaking deployment!!! this was suppsoed to be the easiest and turned out to be the worst. I came with one company as the comm cheif and a SGT, and now i leave with a diffent company as a regular radio operator and a CPL. but i met tons of new friends, a few new enemies, and gret opportunities for when i get out to the USMC. I played a good amount of poker, learned alot, and appreciate a little bit more. I lost my best friend and the one i

Scary
mp3 blogs | Alice In Chains MP3s This was a very strange weekend for me! On Saturday morning, I woke up around 10AM with pain in my hands. When I finally looked at my hands, I noticed they were covered in blood - my blood! It was weird, because I had no idea what happened to do this....I still don't! As I tried to get up, I fell backwards back to a prone position. When I realized what I was feeling with being that disoriented and that several muscles were hurting, I knew I had just had a seizure. Now I'm asking how long did this one last and how many did I have over the course of the night? As I got out of bed, I noticed blood on the door and the walls around the door. As I was going down the stairs, I saw more on the bannister and on the walls. What the hell did I do? I cleaned and covered my hands and talked to my mom about it. She was asking me questions and tried to see if I would remember anything, but to no avail. Even now, a few days later, I still kn

Omfg This Is Funny
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing. 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother. 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. 4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious. 5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again. 6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces. 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew. 8. S

Sarah Palin Is A Nutjob
Seriously, this woman is whacked. How any woman can be so against women's rights just boggles my mind! She has a daughter who is pregnant, out of wedlock, and yet she is still anti birth control, anti abortion, and anti sex education. People like this must have lead very sheltered lives to be so naive to think that you can actually stop people from having sex for reasons other than procreation! Oh and she wants to have public schools teach creationism? Yeah, nice separation of church and state. Nice freedom of religion. If I had a child and the public schools only taught creationism, believe me, they would not go to those schools. I would home school them if necessary, but children should not be brainwashed. If parents want their kids to believe int hat stuff, great, but in a public education system, where children are brought up with different religions, that is unacceptable! And as for abortion: let's throw away the debate of whether or not life begins at conception. Let's forge

Fubar Hotel Bully
To Join you must 1.F/A/R all Guest & Staff of the hotel & put I'm staying @ the fubar hotel in friend request. 2.Re Rate if already a friend and in the comment put stayin at the fubar hotel. 3.Must message the owner so she can put you in with the rest of the guest currently residing in the hotel. 4.See the CEO if you wanna become a hotel Employee and what you wanna do for the hotel Currently 37 Hotel Guest join in the fun with us 5. repost all bullys to share this with others HOTEL STAFF Owner and CEO of the Fubar Hotel Tequila Gurl Owner of the Lollypop gurlz Club,Brunette Diva's Club & a frequent flyer@ fubar Assistant CEO of the Fubar Hotel MishNumber1 ♥ Of WISEUKF SUP Insane & Shadow Levelers & SBG. Club FAR Team Captain@ fubar Lobby Manager Silverpixi ~Owner of/by DebiCakes,Ringof Fire, Owned by Mizzzz Brat, §ŵ†Çĥ®®¥ &Miss Crys@ fubar Fubar hotel Lounge Manager CinDragon~CoFounder of Thunder&Lightning Levelers~CoPilot of Fantasy Flig

~simply Beautiful!~ Nuff Said!
WOW IS ALL I CAN SAY ABOUT THE TURN OUT OF THIS PIMPOUT. LET THE SPANKINGS BEGIN.... SOME OF THE BEST PEOPLE I HAVE MET ON THE FU!!! ♥ Sweet ♥@ fubar ~ CynzDreams ~Owned by Southern Outlaw Biker~Shadow Leveler~@ fubar JoJo™ aka 1 of the badass bad*girls of fubar...Fu-Owner of Codeputy@ fubar BlondePrincess@ fubar ☆})i({☆@ fubar Submissive Bi Brat =Fu Owner of Ms Priss, Candy@ fubar ♥ Destiny's lil secret ♥Fu-Owner of Jimmie Mac ♥

Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh sh!t, it's Global Warming. Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front ...But she didn't wear that one often. Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread. Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man 'What have u got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon Pies you dickhead. Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse and turned its wool to nylon.

Ghosts
It ain't easy being a ghost. I mean, being anything can kinda be a real drag, but being a ghost ain't all they said it would be. Ok, maybe I messed up. I saw the light. Beautiful, bright light. A beach! A white sand beach with a liquid light ocean. Think about a HUGE lava lamp with white, just about clear, lava. Man, it was ten times, no, screw that, a million times more beautiful than any scene you could put up, but for some reason.. I walked away. Been kicking myself in the ass ever since. Let me tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Greg Daily.. and I died two years ago. People had always told me to take it easy, and I did. Well, I tried. Living in Vegas does have it's health hazards, and I fell prey to the biggest one of them all.. excess. Little known fact, or it just seems little known because no one pays heed, is that if you do an excessive ammount of drugs.. you'll die. Not one of those cool deaths like in Gladiator at the end, but a death you're thankful you only ha

Ike Pa #33
500 AM EDT TUE SEP 09 2008 ...HURRICANE FORCE WIND GUSTS REPORTED IN HAVANA... AT 5 AM EDT...0900 UTC...THE GOVERNMENT OF CUBA HAS DISCONTINUED THE HURRICANE WARNINGS EAST OF THE PROVINCE OF MATANZAS. A HURRICANE WARNING REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE CUBAN PROVINCES OF MATANZAS...LA HABANA...CIUDAD DE HABANA...PINAR DEL RIO...AND THE ISLE OF YOUTH. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR THE FLORIDA KEYS FROM OCEAN REEF SOUTHWARD TO THE DRY TORTUGAS...INCLUDING FLORIDA BAY. A TROPICAL STORM WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR LITTLE CAYMAN AND CAYMAN BRAC. A TROPICAL STORM WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR GRAND CAYMAN. INTERESTS IN SOUTH FLORIDA AND THE YUCATAN PENINSULA SHOULD MONITOR THE PROGRESS OF IKE. FOR STORM INFORMATION SPECIFIC TO YOUR AREA...INCLUDING POSSIBLE INLAND WATCHES AND WARNINGS...PLEASE MONITOR PRODUCTS ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL WEATHER OFFICE. AT 500 AM EDT...0900Z...THE CENTER OF HURRICANE IKE WAS LOCATED BY RADAR AND A RECONNAISSANCE PLANE NEAR LAT

Newbie
ok...first off let it be known that i am new here and really feeling my way around...sorta like when we are in a new relationship and you finally get to 2nd base...i don't care how old i am...i never will be able to unclasp a bra with class...when it comes to the "undoing"... lol...i become "undone"...just thinking of what is beyond the freedom of those silky smooth cups that hold you up...actually it is unfair to us guys...you get to wear that blasted armor just about all your life and i know most hate the damn things...but you can reach around without even looking and "pop"...off goes the bra... just as simple as that...now when it comes my turn...my fingers become "jello" and my hands become like "bricks"...yep...these 2 don't mix very well with cute and tender breasts...lets see...jello fingers+brick hands+silky smooth bra filled with the most gorgeous things "He" (ok almost...lol) ever made...mounds of "suckulent flesh" that we are attached to from birth...and yes i am no

Wtf?
I think I'm going crazy. Sleep is nonexistent. I lay awake at night, heart pounding, head spinning..it takes forever to fall asleep. And once I do, I find it almost impossible to wake up. I wake up and feel physically exhausted, I literally need to give myself a pep talk just to haul my ass out of the couch and start moving. I'm sure if I didn't consciously force myself to move, I could sleep so long that I'd starve to death. I'm always anxious and stressed...I've become jumpy. Sudden movements at the corner of my vision cause me to jump and freak out. Sometimes I feel that my heart is going to explode out of my chest. Talking is becoming more and more difficult. I can't even pick up the phone and call my mother, I just don't want to talk. It's getting harder and harder to turn in job applications. I sit outside, palms sweaty, heart pounding, fearing to turn it in because I can't take anymore rejection. I've been rejected by everything and everyone I trusted most lately, and I just can

Dream Lover
Soft kisses at twilight Light touches in the moon I remeber your hands on me And how I had to leave too soon Happy laughter from just being Wraped up in each others arms I knew you would never hurt me That I would always be safe from harm I don’t know where you went to Or how I lost my way I thought I would always have you And that you would be here to stay I remember every breath you took I hear every whispered sound I can still feel your arms around me Though I know you’re not here now I opened up my eyes And it’s then you faded away The man who haunts my dreans Is never far away I wake up wondering why I can’t find you Flesh and blood and bone As much as I look for your haunting eyes In this world there is none

Being Me The Best I Know How...!!!!!!!
I told you before, you ain't gotta be a hoe, but woman you got to go get my money, i love your children. even though their dad is still in prison, but woman-you got to go get my money, like when it rains it shines, and when it snow- you know it's cold.The wind shouldn't stop ya, remember the coat that i brought you, so make sure you go out and get my money. Love is blind, and yo mama sho is still fine. Her man ain't treat'n her right.i saw yo dad at the neighbor hood cock fight. And he was talk'n about gettin yo mama, her money.Damn,Damn, Damn i don't eat green eggs and ham.I'm a meat and potatoe man. Not them chumps that chose Spam..so please woman- go out and get my money. Now i'm a lover between yo legs, you never lay there half dead.And when we sweat it's the best, i'll even hit you without no rest, So boo-make sho you go out and get me my money.. Original Piece,by Jpzgosh

Leona Lewis - Forgive Me
Leona Lewis Videos | Music Video Codes There's a first time for everything It's definitely one of them nights I knew when I looked in his eyes That he was gonna be trouble for me I never wanted to lie I knew that my baby would cry If he knew what we were doing But if his love don't pass the test I gotta get it from somewhere else When I'm gone and I need a man Hope he understands Forgive me baby I gotta take a chance tonight So I'm doing me, myself and I Can wait no more Sitting all alone Man, I really hope Hope you forgive me Oh oh Hope you forgive me Oh oh Hope you forgive me Oh oh I can wait no more Man, I really hope Hope you forgive me Been a long time since I Did something good for myself But why should I be put through hell? He's doing what he wanna do I finally found somebody else Who really wants to make me feel Things that I've been missing so long And his love always passed the test It's a shame I had to look somewhere else Whe

Medication
Please check out any meds that doctors want to give you. I just lost someone very dear to me, cause his meds cause problems for him and he died. The meds were just for his migranes and now he is gone week after getting them.

Guilt
So last night was crazy (what night isn't around here?). There was an 18 year old hanging around....ok, I Lied...she turns 18 next month. But she was trashed, she was hot, and she was HORNY. I had a chance...she came onto me pretty hard. Scratch that...she came onto me VERY STRONGLY. There was no doubt what she wanted. I turned her down. Why, I'm not sure...she's hot. But...I did, because I want someone else, someone I can't have right now, someone who isn't technically mine...I turned down sex with one of the hottest chicks I have ever encountered, and definitely the hottest chick to ever try something with me...and I feel guilty as hell. In what world does this make sense? I'm single, I could have (possibly SHOULD have) gone for it...but I didn't, and I'm still racked with guilt. WTF?

Obama..economics Major I Think Not
Recently as I was listening to the radio I heard a quote from Joe Biden that, well, made me feel as though I needed to remove the stereo, and throw it at the closest person I could find that intends on voting for these assholes. For over a week now Barack Obama and Joe Biden have been parading around talking about the economy and how they intend to fix it. That sounds great, however you can't catch someone from falling off a cliff if you're the one who threw them over in the first place. Point A - Barack Obama and other democrats in Congress have benefited from the lack of oversight in the home lending market. This is indeed FACT so don't argue with me Point B - Democrats, namely Bill Clinton among others are the people who started this home lending problem with they, like all democrats, feel that people deserve to be given things they haven't earn, worked for, or in this case PAID for. These programs and ideas that have been instilled in our nation's mortgage syst

Family
so my mother has a new man ... he's not new to our lives she dated him off and on through out my child hood ... then her and my dad got married when i was 11 and we never heard from this guy again ... until my dad passed (rip) my dad was NOT the nicest dad and i say dad because he was very nice to people on the outside of his ex wife and children by the way there is 5 of us we are pretty much grown now ... my dad passed July 22 2006... there are 3 girls my being the oldest then 27 yr and 24 yr and twin boys at this time are 19 ... as i said my dad was NOT the nicest and i watched my dad verbally abuse my mom for as far back as i can remember ... the death was hard due to people treating us like we were bastard kids and all meaning his family did ,... soo on the this new man ... my mom USE to be an alcoholic this guy IS one when he drinks he is an ASSSSS big time and i have a big mouth and im a strong woman so i dont keep quiet when i see my mom being abused all over again ... when i to

Hokie Pokie ....
Let's Do the Hokie Pokie Andy Tielman - Hok... Add Fan and Rate ... Leave a comment and a couple rates if you can. Carnie~~ Fu owned by aGem4Life~~@ fubar ♊aGEM4life♊ [Shadow Leveler]ღOwned By/Owner Of Scarecrowღ@ fubar sumdaysoon@ fubar ÐJ Lµ$†ý**Owner of Lusty's**~ mèmbè® ºƒ †hè $Þåñkè®$~@ fubar cntrygal321~RATING REVOLUTION~~member of DEMON CREW~@ fubar Send me a message and you will be added Rate this folder of 20 pics and get a tag of your own... Start with this one

Rules To Live By
1. If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Don't worry about what people think; they don't do it very often. 3. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. 4. It ain't the jeans that make your butt look fat. 5. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. 6. My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 7. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. 8. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. 9. For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. 10. If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip. 11. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. 12. A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. 13. Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. 14. Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it. 15. No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

Let's Make Southernbaby A Godmother Today!!! 715k To Go!!!
thanks Sinful Brat for the sticky! You rawk! UPDATE!!! A MEMBER OF CLUB MYSTIC AND T&L HAS BOUGHT SOUTHERNBABY THE AUTO-11 BLING! THAT MEANS THAT ANY PIC RATE, FROM 1-10 COUNTS AS AN 11, AND 11'S COUNT DOUBLE! AWESOME! LET'S GET HER THERE! SOUTHERNBABY FOR GODMOTHER!!! WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT THIS GAL, SHE ABSOLUTELY RAWKS!!! SHE MAXES ON COMMENTS AND RATES ON A REGULAR BASIS, SHE IS ALWAYS THERE TO HELP WITH WHATEVER YOU NEED, AND NEVER ASKS FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN! SHE IS ONE OF THE SWEETEST PEOPLE THAT I HAVE MET HERE ON FUBAR, AND I CONSIDER MYSELF VERY FORTUNATE TO BE HER FRIEND! IF ANYONE EVER DESERVED ALL THE FUBAR LOVE THAT I KNOW YOU CAN GIVE, IT'S SOUTHERNBABY!!! SHE NEEDS TO BE A GODMOTHER! PLEASE HELP HER GET THERE TODAY! SO CLICK THE PIC, F/A/R, RATE PICS, STASH, AND BLOGS, SLING SOME BLING, JUST LUV HER UP AND DOWN UNTIL SHE IS A GODMOTHER!!

I So Suck At All Of This
yeah everything! how come i always end up being the strong one! i just want to pull my hair out today! Im going to vent here and thank god most people dont read this! y is it expected that i pick up the pieces and plan everything and do everything and y the hell do i allow it! i just pray oneday i see some major happiness and hope when im old and dying..someone will have a heart like mine and take care of me! well i have to go put today and tomorrow behind me... 1 down..2 2 go! i love the line that god will not give u more then u can handle.. Ha! yep! so im told! Thank god for humor! if u know me..i mean know me! u know just what im talking about! outta here

A Fuckin Survey Cuz Im Fuckin Bored N If U Dont Like It.......................f U C K Y O U
50 Random Questions1. Where were you 3 hours ago?same place as now. my room2. Who are you in love with?my lady.3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?.....wtf? no? wtf do i look like?4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?No. im a dude. that got 2 balls.5. When is the last time you went to the mall?a week or so ago6. Are you wearing socks right now?yes7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?not today8. When was the last time you drove out of town?few weeks ago9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?no10. Are you hot?hehe... I'm da hottest n***a under da sun.11. What was the last thing you had to drink?apple juice. wha? im honest.12. What are you wearing right now?my lady.....n it feels good. 13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?depends14. Last food that you ate?pizza15. Where were you last week at this time?this is a whole lotta questions. my head hurts16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?a hat.. a shirt17. When is the last time you ran?idk!

The Playa
He'll meet you and sweep you off of your feet He's nice and he's funny, so cute and so sweet Surprisingly, he likes the same things as you He does all the things that you love to do He's the perfect guy, the one of your dreams -You belong together, or so it seems! He looks in your eyes, and plays with your hair He tells you that he'll always be there His touch is so soft, his hold is so tight, His words are so soothing, his kiss is just right! You ditch all your friends for your new obsession You don't realize your future is full of depression You think that you love him, you give him your heart Little do you know that he'll tear it apart You do what he wants, you know its not good You told him slow down, and you think he understood You let it slide by, he's just having fun You'll learn to like it as time goes on! He's taken your heart, and locked it away And you see him with a different girl the next day You cry and you grieve, but then you forgive, He won't do it

Only Her
hidden secrets, silent screams everlasting repulsive dreams watch through her eyes.. the pain inflicted on her heart drowning in her tears immersed in her thoughts thinkin how the anguish never seems to stop her torment is manifested by the silence of her cries. her mutilation derives from many years of lies even when shes happy... all she seems to kno is sorrow if i had one wish for this girl... it would be for a better tomorrow

Drift
faced toward the mirror her fears and secrets exposed released fron her trapped in soul she gazes into the mirror as if her reflection werent real her fiery blue eyes show the pain that wont heal drifting slowly from reality into a trance her eyes tell you things your ears wouldnt want to chance

Who Would Know?
In light of the recent losses we have all experienced recently it got me to thinking. Nobody here knows me in real life. 95% of you don't know my real name, where I live, or who I am. I have no family on here, no real life friends. Nobody to come here and tell my online friends that I passed. If I was to pass away would anyone on Fubar ever know? And of course the questions are raised in my mind: Do I leave a note for my kids to find naming one of my many online friends to be contacted? Would that be considered presumptuous of me to think anyone would even care? Would it be construed that I was just wanting attention even after I was gone? One side of me says it would look bad if I did. Another says I should let someone know somehow. Should I, of all people, care what anyone thought after the fact? Lets hope we don't have to find out anytime soon. I am going to miss Cuppycake. She always had a kind word for me and a big smile. I will miss her flirty messages and her

Women Always Know The Difference
A woman can tell, by the way, when you're into it, versus just fucking it. (And there's nothing wrong with just fucking it, but GOD, there's nothing like someone having to stop repeatedly and breathe while softly rubbing your bottom with both palms, then swallowing deeply and pounding it twice before having to stop again..." And I thought just how true this is. So many men just fuck and don't really feel the pleasure of it, nor do they extend that sensation by giving back to the other person. Sometimes men just masturbate using a woman's body instead of their hand, and believe me, us women ALWAYS know the difference...

Maybe I Wont Be Homeless After All...
wish me luck...man talk bout luck i been tryng to find some help on housing for ppl with disabilitys and I i got was run around until someone directed me 2 this one place that were taking application until the 10th of this month. they emailed me app...mark faxed it to em. lol that was cool though..they stopped taking applications 2 days b4 I get a hold of em...miricale or mircales lol!!!!!!!!!!

This Is Me
I'm the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams. I'm the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears. I'm the guy who still thinks you're beautiful with no makeup on, wearing sweats, and a big t-shirt. I'm the guy who won't pressure you to do things you don't want to. I'm the guy who will show up at your house with soup and a movie when you aren't feeling well. I'm the guy who kisses you on the forehead. I'm the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. I'm the guy who actually listens to you when you talk. I'm the guy who's excited all day because I'm looking forward to our date that night. I'm the guy who is content to just be able to hold you and wants nothing more. I'm the guy who can't help but smile when you walk into the room. I'm the guy who's perfectly content with staying in, watching movies, and cuddling. I'm the guy who won't lie to you about whe

10-13-2008
Well its Monday and today has been a rough day. Work wasn't all that bad but it was one of those days where you aren't sure what you are going to have to do and you really can't prepare yourself. But other than that I've had a great day. And life in general is going good. House is great, kid is great, job is good and friends are plentiful. I just wish that I could trust what some people say. I hate playing things by ear and not knowing whether people are telling you the whole truth, ya know? But that's what's gotta happen for now, so that's what I'm doing. Wish me luck! MafMaf

Ldc Love For The Week Of Oct 15-22nd...comment Blog, Repost Bully, And Show Love
Please show each of these members love this week……†FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ†Team Cpt 4 CLUB FAR~@ fubarღ GothiqueTemptationღ Owner-DSG&D ღGio's RL Princess ღ Owner of LDC@ fubar~♥Metal Baby♥~CLUB F.A.R. Team Greatness Capt~Sarge's Bad Girls~ DARK PRINCE IS OK!~@ fubar*** Tiff*** L.D.C.*** head greeter for VR. Yay@ fubar

Chill Out With The Fraggles Of Fraggle Rock
=== 'stormwoman~ Wolves of Wiccan Leveler~owned by anna' wrote the following at '2008-10-15 18:16:09'.. WELCOME TO THE FRAGGLE ROCK TRAIN ALL ABOARD FOR SOME FUN ENJOY THE VIDEO welcome to fraggle rock where u can wash all ur cares away all u gotta do to join is rate/fan/add & comment all thats on list and rate pics dont worry theres only 30 start w/ this 1 and comment last 1 to be added private message me broken lass Broken ~ Lass@ fubar when done to be added and get ur tag members of the train 1) dj@ fubar 2) stormwoman

I Am So Horney
I am so horney I could bang a dead snake... why are women so closed legged these days??? maybe they need a few wiskeys on sunday morning instead of church>>>?????? maybe they need to climax instead of call their mothers to find out what gravy to put on the potatoes!! I got your gravy right here!!!!!!!!!!

Dyresex
Hva har zoofili med Egypt å gjøre? Så vidt jeg vet ingenting. Faktisk er jeg 100% sikker på at det ikke finnes noen sammenheng. Hvis vi ser Egypt som oppvåkning om Gudinnen, dvs Isis, vil en sammenblanding mellom gudeverdenen, dvs gudene i dyreskikkelse, og dyresex måtte føre til et vilt kaos som overskygget Isis fullstendig. Samtidig er det umulig å forholde seg til Egypt uten å forholde seg til sine dyriske sider. Med unntak av den siste perioden, hvor Ra var den eneste Guden. Å forholde seg til en gud, sola, er egentlig en umulighet. Og Ra kan derfor kun sees som Egypts avslutning. Ra må sees i forhold til Egypts historie. Og det er mulig å se Ra som Isis' ultimatum. "Nok utenomsnakk og nok fiendlige latterliggjøringer fra Rom og Israel. Hva tror dere egentlig på??" Det går også an å se problemet som selve forbindelsen mellom Egypt og resten av verden. Det var umulig for utenforstående å forholde seg til den virkeligheten. Ulvemoren f.eks er kun mulig å forstå som

Easy On The Eyes .. She Is A Sweetheart!
As people grow up, they realize it becomes less important to have more friends, and more important to have REAL ONES. And this man is a REAL friend!! BOATMAN ***Co Owner of Forbidden Inc.*** Home of Forbidden & Forbidden's Exotic Dreams***@ fubar He has been there to pick me up when I'm down, try to wipe away the tears when I'm crying and help me realize that even when things seem to be falling apart all around me it will all be ok and I'm not crazy. His honesty and sincerity towards his friends speaks volumes about just how wonderful he really is!! He doesn't judge you for your past but instead believes there is a good future ahead and accepts you for who you are. Please stop by his page and F/A/R him, and if you have already done this then leave him a comment or gift to show him that you appreciate his loyalty and true friendship as much as I do!! LOVE YA JEFF!!! ALWAYS!!! MANDI

Ok This Has Got To Stop!!!
Ok This Hs Got To Stop !! People Need To Grow The Fuck UP !!! Here is your truth .. I got into Summer Contest She is a friend and has been for a very long time .. I Told Rock On About it he asked me if he could get in and if i could help keep him in second place he wanted the vip ..So wedesday i called him on the phone from my cell from work and told him that i would help level him past me casue the one is first place is a shadow leveler and that being in a family they are hard to beat ..And i have nothing against family groups on here there great im just not here enough to help a family bomber or leveler group.. after i sat there bombing him with my account to make him pass me he got greedy and wanted 1st place i told him wtf if i knew that i wouldnt have wasted my comments on him i would have keep going on my own that wasnt the deal..so instead of trying to battle with him and the other people he had on his page that was doing all the lieing i stopped all together on friday no bombin

Possibilities For Enjoyment
In the bedroom, what types of activities interest you? Straight sex Giving oral sex Receiving oral sex Sadomasochism Toys (vibrators/dildos) Bondage Candle wax Spanking Role playing Threesomes Slave/Master Mutual masturbation Food fun Making home movies Taking pictures Voyeurism Handcuffs Nipple torture Blindfolds Leather Latex In the bedroom, what types of activities are OFF LIMITS toyou? havent found any yet What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner? Sexual experience Physical attraction Same/similar fetishes Experience in a certain (top/bottom; master/slave) Ability to be discreet Open to menage a trois and/or orgies Sexual appetite Willingness to freely discuss and try anything Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship Creativity/Kinkiness level

Jokes
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill!" She ignores the remark. Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm going to fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

Collision Course
Standing on a cliff in the dark of the night. Looking for the horizon but it is nowhere in sight. Thinking back on things that could have been. Wondering if it will ever be right again. Should you go forward or should you turn back? Where does the future lie? It is not ours to know. We know where the past is and it is no where to go. Look to the future and run to it's embrace, kiss the morning sun and claim your space! Take the good memories and lock them in place. Leave the bad behind and don't be afraid to give them a face. Don't think you are not loved. That is not the case. Things will get better and you will find your place. You know I am here and you are in my heart. Think of that when things fall apart. There are people that cared from the very start. So rid your mind of the bad and keep the rest in your heart.

I Have So Much To Add
My soul hurts, and mostly I choose not to think about my son in Tucson. But as of late, I can not help knowing that he is not within my grasp. 7 months old now. In the last months I have seen him for 20 minutes. I have Sundays off, she will only let me see him in Saturdays. I get on Saturday off every 6 weeks. She gets $570 a month. That is $270 more than anyone I know paying child support for a single child. I have to get health and dental for him and I can't take him out of Tucson when I go visit him. So I drive 100 miles, can't get my son tp take home, only stay in that shithole town, and drive 100 miles back. I can't even take him out of Tucson. So on the one Saturday I get ever 6 weeks I get to drive 100 miles to shithole Tucson full of methheads. This is while her parents bought her car, pay for her gas with a nice little gas card and her brother buys her cell for her. Meanwhile I have to do that all for myself, while paying $570+ a month and my parents have not gotten to

Most Functional English Word
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit .. that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or

True Child Of The 80's
You Know You Grew Up In The 80's If... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE". 2. You watched the Pound Puppies. 3. You can sing the rap to the "Fresh Prince of Belair " ...and can do the "Carlton". 4. Girls wore biker shorts under their skirts and felt stylishly sexy. 5. You yearned to be a member of the Baby-sitters club and tried to start a club of your own. 6. You owned those lil' Strawberry Shortcake pals scented dolls. 7. You know that "WOAH " comes from Joey on Blossom. 8. Two words: Hammer Pants. 9. If you ever watched "Fraggle Rock ". 10. You had plastic streamers on your handle bars... and "spokey-dokes" or playing cards on your spokes for that incredible sound effect. 11. You can sing the entire theme song to "Duck Tales". (Woo ooh!) 12. When it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons. 13. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head. 14. You saw the original "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles "

I Have A Qestoin
I HAVE A QESTOIN Why do i stay on fubar jugeing lack respect i have seen to uthers and the money i spent to get Oracle and lots people be4 and after me get pade of with a happay hour yet i cant even get a anser from supoart i feel singled out for sume resin plus the people that twist things to get ther own needs i dont beg at lest i hope i dont i just want a fair go im not perfic or clame to be clover or a hunk and now on to uther things its ok for sume to buy there self auto 11s on 2 acount or rate ther self i dont exspect any thing not even to be rated just to no its wurth it me being here p.s if cant read this sorry o be4 i go if you dont care for me just delite and block

Hehe Repost Of A Blog That Got Burned
I was going to hold out and give these people a chance but hell no i've had a long enough day...you would know if you read my other blogs!! These pieces of wasted filth ask and beg for Auto's, blings so they can level..yet most will never give a second thought to not do a damn thing and if they do it's minimal mainly after you rate their pics so here are the scum that entertained my time: 10/29 http://fubar.com/user/2227639 Jodi 928 Rated, nothing returned!! 10/28 http://fubar.com/user/1634986 Tanager 131 Auto's and 29 regular, nothing ever returned http://fubar.com/user/2142497 His babydoll 131 10/27 http://fubar.com/user/938996 xmasbaby 1183 10/26 http://fubar.com/user/919604 Infared re-rated about seventy and 1cr bling, 2422 Total Rated http://www.fubar.com/user/1520759 Tarnished Halo 1169 Rated and only a profile rate returned 10/18 ok, to Laura....i'll be fair to her and remove it..but usually im on top othis so giving the benefit of the doubt ill re

Fubar Whores
Has anyone noticed how many women on this site whore themselves out for bling, lol. Its not just a few either there is a lot of them, saying ill let you in my family if you buy me bling, or a blast, or a VIP. Lmao dont they realise were in the age of the internet and porn is free. 98% of the internet is porn it cant be that hard to find it. i mean i m sure you could type chocolate chip in google and there would be something porn related somehow. i just think this is funny cuz the women make no monetary gain whatsoever but still do this. Am i crazy or just the only one that notices it?

Auto 11"s !!!sunbug72(%)
Hey help out a friend With Auto 11's.... Rate the hell outta her...lol AND it's HH all day so points increase Auto 11"s !!!sunbug72(%)@ fubar Click the Picture to go to her page Please leave a comment on this blog...:p

Own Cindragon, Get An Auto-11 Into The Bargain!
I am up for auction! Top bid at this time is an auto-11 bling, and while they are nice, I prefer to use bling to help my friends level, so if you bid a 65-bling pack, I will send YOU an auto-11 bling! CLICK HERE TO BID! THANK YOU! CinDragon

Fettuccine With Lemon And Parsley
1/2 Lb. Fettuccine 2 Tbsp. Butter 1 Lemon 1 Cup Milk or Cream 1/4 Cup Fresh Parsley, chopped Cook Fettuccine Pasta as directed on package. In a small frying pan, saute Butter. Add juice from Lemon and Milk. Saute and stir for about 1 minute. Place in serving dish. Toss in Fettuccine and parsley.

Obama Wins.. And People Are Hating!! Not Me!!
i AM THE TEST IN THE CAPS... THE SMARTASS... MïZz ß HåVêñ *§... Online (WHAT CANTRELL SAID!! OBAMA B1TCHES!!!) Newark, OH November 4, 2008 @ 9:16 pm #53 of 54 November 4, 2008 @ 8:38 pm #12 of 48 America did not speak.

Adoption Results
Morgan Le Fay - Adopted by Mental for 900K Poetic Suicide - Adopted by ∞ ¶Kéa£aßøÎ ∞ for 1,111,111 Ms.D - Adopted by Delerius for 1.7 mil Kealiboi - Adopted by Misfit for 675K ~J~ - Adopted by Fizzle for 7,487,602 Tawny Punkinbutt - Adopted by ĐåКΐđĝФד§ωдĢĞấ for 5 mil Wetcat - Adopted by Delerius for 2 mil Fishinrod - Adopted by Reeka for 1.8 mil Ashley - Adopted by Ms.D for 801K Sproet - Adopted by Misfit for 675K Prinny - Adopted by AlienDogStar for 6.3 mil Á{Enigma}Ù - Adopted by Who Knows for 1 mil Cubby - Adopted by Princess for 2 mil biblicksiophile - Adopted by PoLsKiChErRy for 750K Polskicherry - Adopted by BabyBoo for 5 mil AlienDOGStar - Adopted by BeBe for 3,100,001 Was fun..thank you all for playing and participating. I cant wait for the blogs and mumms about your owners !

Please Help In My Recent Attempt At An Auto 11 And Fubucks Pleaseeeee
CMon you know i always try to help yall! http://www.fubar.com/photo.php?u=342244&albumid=1304273&i=4200386374 Chance to Win an Auto 11 bling PLUS one million FuBucks.. This will be a comment bombing contest which will run for 10 days beginning 11/08/08 @ 11pm EST and ending 11/18/08 @ 11pm EST.. At the end of the 10 days the entrant with the most points wins (Min of 25,000 points).. Comments = 1 point each and Rates = 5 points each.. There will also be a second prize of 250,000 FuBucks and a 5 credit Bling... Also a prize of 100,000 FuBucks and a 3 credit Bling to the person with the most rates (minimum of 200 Rates).. Everyone who enters and gets over 2500 points will receive an amount of FuBucks equal to 10 times their total points earned... Click link below to go to album and start bombing your favorite entrant !!

Pimpout For Princessfubar
Here we go ,,, Im pimping my bestfriend and Fu Owner ..... She is and awesome sexy person so go spank her page with lots of love ,,, lots of pic rates and stash rates ,, did I mention she loves BLING ,, get to know her she is a great friend take time and talk to her ...Click the link below and get started. ♥☆☺☆ ♥ PrincessFubar81♥☆☺☆ ♥@ fubar You can click any of these pics as well to right to her pics ,,, make sure to fan add and rate her profile she will return all love ...

Tuesday Opie And Anthony Links: Jim Florentine, Bear Grylls, New O&a Videos, Interns Needed, Re-make 'pendulum' Contest, New Videos Online
Listen to Today's OPIE & ANTHONY Show on AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST). Tuesdays... Tuesday always... suck. Always ..Except THIS Tuesday, where Jim Florentine is Stopping by the POgram to promote his weekend gigs at COMIX in New York, as wll as his upcoming VH1 Classic program - The Metal Show, which all of us are looking forward to. ALso stopping by will be old friend on the show Bear Grylls, who is promoting the latest season of Man vs. Wild New O&A Show Videos ONline: Thanks to our own Sam, we have some great new clips from the O&A Show to share with you, including: Bernard Hopkins Stares Down Jim Norton Bruce Campbell Returns to the Opie and Anthony Show INTERNS NEEDED: Hey boys and girls! How'd you like to INTERN for the Opie and Anthony Radio Show? You'll be fetching coffee, bagels, and other assorted goodies. You'll most likely be tooled on in front of an international audience as well. APPLY TO BE AN INTERN ONLINE NOW (college credit required) P

Just Saying
Sometimes I just sit back and watch People come and go in chat of all ages. Though what really gets to me are these women, mostly the younger ones that have no clue as to what they are getting themselves into when they enter into this lifestyle. They can sit there and talk about oh they know this and they know that, or they have read all this stuff on the subject. Well, I can say I am 40, and have been in and out of these kinds of chat room for the past 6 years now. Watching all types of discussions going on about the lifestyle. It wasn't until a year ago when I met Krooze and experienced it most of it real time. I have to say that, there is really nothing out there that can physically, mentally, or emotionally prepare one for what they will experience in this lifestyle. Ppeople can agree or disagree with me, but that is how i feel about it. Just in this past year I have gone through so many emotions that I never experienced in my life before with anyone else. It's all very draining ph

Mirror Mask! (2005) By: Jim Henson Preductions
MirrorMask (2005) Valentine: I'm an important person you see. I have a tower, a wonderful tower it was, tall and grand. Helena: Are you? Valentine: Of course. Helena: Where is your tower then? Valentine: We aren't talking... We had an argument, you see. Sphinx: Hungry. Helena: Riddle? Riddle. So have you thought of an answer yet? Gryphon: You can''t pass. I give up, I think, no wait, wait... Fine. What's the answer? Helena: Okay. It's a herring. Gryphon: But a herring isn't green. Helena: You can paint it green. Gryphon: But a herring doesn't hang on a wall. Helena: You can nail it to a wall. Gryphon: But a herring doesn't whistle! Helena: Oh, come on. I just put that in to stop it from being too obvious. Helena: [Trying to summon Valentine's tower to stop from being consumed by shadow swarm] You know, sometimes it helps to apologize to others, even if it isn't your fault. Valentine: I'M SORRY. [repeated line] Valentine: I am a very important man

Performing Burlesque W Rockabilly Living Legend Deke Dickerson
I'm so excited. Tonight I will be performing burlesque with Madame Sunset & the Hollywood Kittens, along side the largest living legend in Rockabilly... Deke Dickerson. (also performing: Lee Rocker of the Stray Cats, Amber Foxx, and Captain Jeffrey & the Chumbuckets) This is an out of town show, and I'm spending these last few hours working on extra special costumes for My 2 solos, before we hit the road to Yucaipa. If you can, come out and show your support at Angel's Roadhouse in Yucaipa!!! Mistress Genevieve http://www.msgenevieve.com/ http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/4083/ http://www.niteflirt.com/mistressgenevieve/ http://www.myspace.com/incognito1975/ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/mistressgenevievesslaves/

The Fantasy Date
She drives over in Leather & Lace Lingerie at his request. Only her Fur Coat hides her excitement underneath! She rolls her toy box toward the door that slowly opens. Without a word spoken, her coat hits the floor, they kiss & he leads her to the couch! He says to her, "Just let me look at you first!" He puts his hand in the small of her back & bends her over, she grabs her leather boots at the ankle. His hands slide down her back, onto her ass, he sighs. He proceeds to touch, lick, kiss & savor EVERY inch of her pulsing passion! With multiple eruptions, she melted at his touch! He leads her to the Bedroom. "On your knees" he commands, as she turns back with a look that says "Take me please!" The music vibrates the bed, he snatches her head back by her hair, and says "Tell me you want me to fuck you!" With a whimper in her voice, she begs "Please FUCK ME NOW!" With every lick & every pet, my body quaked.... With a Naughty Grin, I can't wait to have him FUCK ME AGAIN!

Just Talk
It baffles me that on here some of the common rules of being a friend go out the window. That instead of a supposed friend coming to you on here and saying hey I'm mad at you for doing this or that or upset with you, etc, etc...they just block me. Um sorry but in my life if a friend does something to bother me...I talk to them. I tell them what is up and give them the chance to explain themselves. Today I'm going to be taking a closer look at everyone on my family list and removing people I don't think there is trust with. The reason why is cause the last person to block me yesterday was a family member, supposedly a good friend but they couldn't come talk to me and say they were mad? And the worst thing is...they are mad about me not RATING THEM. I even told them why I hadn't. Saturday night and all day Sunday and today...I've been sick. The one side of the back of my throat is so swollen. I mean it sticks about about 1/4 to 1/2 inch more than it should. It hurts just s

My Hair Should Be....durrrrr
Your Hair Should Be Brown You are an intelligent, well respected person. You are very confident. You take yourself seriously, and other people take you seriously too. You are a good leader, and you can be trusted with someone's life. You motivate people well, and you command respect easily. You are competent, successful, and organized. You can't stand chaos. Some people mistake you for being cold, calculating, or elitist. What Color Hair Should You Have?

[the Soup Of 999 Deaths]
I am not a vegetarian, nor am I an experienced vegetarian cook *hides his various cookbooks with entire sections dedicated to the subject* This is the placeholder for the working prototype of the vegetarian alternative to "The soup of 1000 deaths" I REFUSE to just strip it of its meatses and declare it done, or dumb it down to a simple cream of mushroom. Pot A) 2 cups (sliced not diced) shitake mushrooms simmered in about 2 cups veggie broth Pot B) saute' 1/2 bulb fennel or 1/2 white onion (preference) in 2 tbs butter. Medallion and dredge 3 stalks of fennel or 1 leek in panko. Pot C) fry the dredged crunchy veggies, retrieve and cool when gbd Pot D) (and you should probably do this step ahead) boil 1 cup of dry split broad beans Combine A and B, add about 1 heavy handful of shaved parmesan, and 1/8th-1/4th pint of heavy cream,mind color texture. Top with beans, sprigs of fennel and the crunchies See prior serving options along with using the soup to top diced tubers or hard squash of

Top Friends And Family List
Hey to all my friend here in FuLand, I have made some change to my top friends and family list. Will all notice who is been list in my top friends and family list there are for good if you would like to make top friend or family list i'm looking for some help level up to my next level or rating of all my pic and stash will also give you a perement spot in my top friends and family list or i'll will give any up to 50,000 fubucks for the rating it will be your choice on what you would like just leave me a private messege and i'll will take care of making it happen and i will also return the same thing to everyone that help me out would really like to be making to the next level. If is possible i would be willing to get some a auto 11 if i have the fund free to do so i'm just looking for some help there is a lot of awsome people here in fubar land that i have help level and would like to see the same thing like i said before i will return the some for all and any that help me move

3 More More
EARLY first understandings seem simple, yet yield beautiful serene surroundings that can build such steel (solid structures) and such resolve protections nature responsibility free fall forward our future but still we must fall X I've lost sound how i miss it so wish i had found a way for time to slow exist quietly within a moment drifting silently seconds spent, all for lent XI fear the rain deepest creations fee try all in vain to understand the one called "he" only to find caught inside pieces of time lost the time sublime

Proposition 420, The U.s. Hemp Act
Proposition 420 The U.S. H.E.M.P. Act United States Homeland Economic Management Provisions Act A proposition initiative by Kenneth Bykerk, Citizen (ConquerorWyrm@hotmail.com) Section 1: Medicinal Cannabis PURPOSE: To allow for patient prescribed use, cultivation and possession for personal medicinal use of cannabis products; The patient should be the one to decide whether or not they need or would like to use cannabis as a medicine of choice for pain management, appetite stimulation or any other ailment which cannabis has been suspected or proven to assist with. PURPOSE: To establish the method of use and the dosage of medicinal cannabis use. Being that dosage amounts work differently for each individual, even for the same individual at different times or for different reasons or through consumption methods, and that potency is both non-lethal as well as uncontrollably variable depending upon the product acquired or cultivated, it is impossibl

Please Help Me Win A Contest.
If any of you can just spare a few seconds of your time, please rate these two photos for me. I have entered a rates only graphics contest that my friend Ms. B. is hosting. Thank you and have a great day.

Lol..friends Again
Ok I dont know If you all know but you should...lol I am not a Nurse..I did take care of my daughter and her diabetes and all but...I AM NOT A NURSE and if some of you people on here think that I am I am not so...anyways just 2 let you know...and yes I changed my name again and this is 1 of many reasons why....=) Thanks...Cindy

Squirter Princess Bully
COME SEE WHAT I AM OFFERING!!!! Squirter Princess ♥ R/L WifeToRuiner♥ FuOwned By Deviant , Ponyboy, & CrazyMama SEXY ME IS IN A CONTEST TO WIN AUTO 11'S I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU CLICK ON THE PIC BELOW AND JUST DROP ONE RATE ON ME THATS ALL I NEED TO WIN THE AUTO 11S SO WANNA HELP? CLICK ON THIS PIC FOR ME I AM OFFERING 5K FOR EVERYONE THAT REPOSTS THIS BULLY FOR ME ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS HIT UP MY SB, OR LEAVE ME A PERSONAL MESSAGE TO GET YOUR FUBUCKS. ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED!!

Fumarried? You Dont Say?!?! :)
Aww Go Give Them Some Newly Wed Fu Love :) They Are Both Great Friends To Have... Conrads U 2!!! ♥'zz U Both Bunchez :) $Ðj ßåßý ßºý${ Ð.$.Ç} º.G.ÞîmÞ ºƒ †h€ Þu$$¥Çå† Þlå¥må†ès@ fubar †Rain† ~Owner of WYKD~@ fubar :::Brought:::To:::Ya:::With:::♥::: })i({«☆«(¯`¤LîÑz¤´¯)»☆»})i({

Pain And Sorrow
I am beginning to feel that the Gods have cursed my life, everywhere I turn, every time I begin to feel a small measure of joy. Something occurs to damage that or totally destroy it. What in my past has caused this, I know that we pay for and learn from past mistakes on this plane. But, why in the infinite wisdom of the Gods, must it always affect someone else as well? The pains I suffer should be mine and mine alone to face, no one else. I have recently, without choosing to, caused great pain in someone very dear to me. Someone who has touched me deeply and shown me things that have allowed me for the first time to experience a more enriched view of life. My life has always been so very dark and for once I could see the potential of finding true happiness, now I grow concerned because so many causative factors are working to destroy that. I pray the Gods are just testing our resolve, but it is all to familiar to me. I hope the answer comes soon, I am not sure I can b

Moving Forward
We move forward one way or the othere. Sometimes slowly, sometimes with great spead. I like the great speed, imagine that? But some how things keep getting in my way. I think I figure it out and then wham! Nope, life takes on a new curve and I have a new manuver, sliding around I shall do with as much skill as I can. Sometimes it would be nice for life to slow down and be quiet for a moment but only for a moment and then I can breath. Then I can face anything. I will keep trudging even if I make some wrong choices, but at least I have made my choice!

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Please go and show my wonderful new owner and great new friend some love. She has helped me out a lot a deserves to be shown the same love in return! 7,733,855 Points to go till Prophet!

A Nuts
A man was lying in bed with > his new girlfriend. After having great sex, > she spent the next hour > just scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to > love to do. > > > > > As he was enjoying it, he > turned and asked her, 'Why do > you love doing that?' > > > > > > 'Because,' she > replied, 'I really miss mine.' Ok, boobs now?

Pathways - By Dreamweaver
Well, it had been yet another bad day in the office, and once again it was the fault of that new girl, MaryAnne. She is one of those Wiccans, a so-called Witch. How can anyone in their right mind make this claim, knowing that it goes against God and all of the teachings of the Bible? She doesn't even have the common decency to keep her satanic symbol, her pentagram necklace hidden from the view of the decent, God-fearing people in the office. She has some nerve. I find that I cannot hate her for this though, for I know that she has been Deceived. Satan works his evil in ways that she cannot see. I've seen that so called Wiccan Rede that she has tacked to the wall above her computer. On the surface, it looks like a decent loving belief, but all one must do is look, look closely and see that by practicing this way, and not embracing Jesus Christ as savior, she is on the pathway to Hell. As I've said, it was a bad day in the office. Three times in the past few weeks I have been call

The Only Things I Have Left...
Disappointment, derision, and deception seem more than ubiquitous now - they are positively suffocating. The narrow edge I have traversed for some time now between madness and misery seems thinner still. Conflict storms within my head as I don't know what to do. Everyone I know tells me the same thing, as if they all shared a common handbook feeding them similar rhetoric. To be fair, they simply want to help. Yet mine is not a toil that words can so swiftly mend, is it? Perhaps the realities of a year's worth of atrocities have set in but it feels like such a delayed reaction. I woke up this morning, and realized how lonely I am. My lack of confidence, esteem, or worth precludes me from trying to alleviate it by, oh, I don't know. Directly talking to a woman perhaps? But that is the only way is it not? I was spoiled by the road and by groupies who would lift the heavy burden of cowardice from me. Though, none of them were ever interested in me. It is as my friend

My Pimpout From Bbw Goddess!!! She Rawks, F/a/r Her For A Great Friend!
BBW Goddess' Pimpout For CinDragonGo Show These fU'S Some Love! Show Sum Luv To My Fu-Owner!CinDragon!!She's One Awesome Fu! & These are Her Friends She's Chosen to Pimpout With Her In This Bully!! So Stop By & Leave Them Sum Luv Too!! jade&jaksonsmom,25 To Life,Club Mystic,Owned by DeeDeeMB,Owner of Nova, Sexy Scorpio, & BrownBedr@ fubar MERLYN....ClubMystic...fuMarried to lily/stiletto girl@ fubar ~SouthernBaby~(Club Mystic Team Captain) ? Fu-engaged to Gunny ?@ fubar *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Fu Trains I Run You Give Me Butterflies Train On The Wings of A Fairy, I Believe Train Heaven Sent & Hell Bound Train Goddess' Fu-Luv Train *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* My FU-Owners Tulsa's AngelOwned For Life...

Day 4...
Okay...my core is pretty sore, and my arms are feeling it, but my legs are recovering nicely. Work has been pretty hectic, but I am coming to a slow point here real soon, so I'll probably pop onto yahoo by tonight or tomorrow night. Can't wait for my pay check....probably going to take the family out after I get paid, who knows. So I'm off to do yoga and workout my stabilizer muscles. Time to bring on the pain....grr...

Porn Porn Porn
Like the song says the internet is really really great for porn.. I don't see how come. I try to find free ROMANTIC porn, basically porn but when they don't go all bitch slut fuck in it. is there such thing? is it free? if so where can i find it?

Federal Bureau Of Investigation Seeking To Wiretap The Internet
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC. WASHINGTON D.C ROOM,7367 J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING 935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, DC 20535, RE: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION SEEKING TO WIRETAP THE INTERNET SUBJECT: IMMEDIATE ORDER/ DIRECTIVE OF YOU’RE PAYMENT RELEASE. This is to inform you that after a crucial meeting headed yesterday being Thursday5th of December 2008 regarding your contract payment that has been dully approved by Federal Government of Nigeria, which will be paid to you through Central Bank of Nigeria, the only mandated / authorized bank to pay all certified contractors that executed contract with federal Government of Nigeria. Subsequent to the above statement you are hereby advised to contact Rev. Robert Backus, Director, International Remittance Dept Central Bank of Nigeria on his Direct Telephone Number: +234-70-869-020-91 Email: bantransfer_dptcentralbnk@live.com Contact Rev Robert Backus Immediately you received this la

Christmas Bully For My Friends
I just wanted to say Merry Christmas to everyone and tell you all about these wonderful people who have made some kind of difference in my Fu Life & Real Life in one way or another the past year. Lets see, there's the nicest Woman in Red on this site, (sorry I couldn't make your pic any bigger Michele lol) my 1st Awesome Owner, My 1st & 2nd Fu Loves of my Life, My British Prime Beefcake lol, Fu's I love in Real Life, My Very Special Fu, Puddin 1 & 2 and the man who has been my Mentor & BFF. (you can guess who is who) Please go say hi and Rate, Fan & Add as they say. And as usual.... Mad Love to All xoxoxox ♥ Linda ♥ Auto's On!!! Hard 2 Handle ~La*La's FuWife~@ fubar *Thump☆Star*™@ fubar 1454585@ fubar Johnny GreenEyes@ fubar ICEYHOT@ fubar Stormy_eyes, fu-engaged to LiL Miss Me@ fubar Tappinit@ fubar Bikerweb

Posted For Yummz!!!
SOOOOO HOTT, UBER SEXY, & Super YUMMI of course.... Who want's a 7-DAY BLAST???? ^^^THIS GIRL DOES^^^ & will give 1 million FuBucks for It! So... who wants to give her some Blast Luvins! Whoever does... Send me a Sucker... & I'll give you some *Chipper Style Licks* Just to Say Thank You *Grins* *Mmmm mmmm Good* Bully Brought to you by: Chipper *no no licks*CHIPPER STYLE (repost of original by 'CHIPPER' on '2008-12-21 14:13:37')

Please Show Her A Little Love
MEET MY DAUGHTER... Lace@ fubar She joined about 2 years ago but has been away for a while. She is starting to spend a little time on here now so I thought maybe I could get my friends to show her a little love and welcome her back. Let's show her what an awesome group of people we are. Thank you my friends...YOU ALL ROCK!! This Pimpout Brought To You By: ღAMANDAღ@ fubar

No One Was There
When the raw pain hit I found myself screaming. No one was there to hear my cries. When the tears began to fall I found myself running. No one was there to stop me. I looked around for comfort but only found myself alone. No one was there to hold me. All alone I searched for answers. Finally I saw a way. I pulled the trigger and all was dark. No one was there to take me home. 01/15/06

Please Help
I am trying to reach DISCIPLE by xmas 850k away lots of pics and stash...thanx for any help you can give. ~ please repost bulletin ~ !!!-AuSsIe-!!!- Zodiak Levelers Manager-!!! Proudly Owned by~LadySnowOwl~@ fubar

Every Time
Every new beginning, comes from some beginnings end. Every time you kill me, I am born again. Every time you close that door, Another door is opened. And every time you say goodbye, a different word is spoken. Every time you look at me my back is facing you, And every time you ask to see me I'll have something else to do. Every time I join your game, You're not playing fair, And every time I really love you, I pretend that I don't care.

Girlfriend Application
Ok, I know this is gonna sound stupid, but hey, it's worth a shot. Ok, first off, I just want to say that yeah, this is for real. Apply. So anyways, I am looking for someone between the ages of 21 to 25, has a job, at least a high school diploma, and likes dogs. I don't mind drinkers or smokers, I can handle that. Please, no drug users. No STD's, no current children, and willing to share a place. I would prefer you have your own car, but I am willing to share. I work full time and have my own place with my little dog. I cook and clean. If you feel you have a good persona and are willing to be with someone that is loyal, caring, honest, and will do what is needed to make it work. Let me know, leave your comment, a little bit bout yourself, and lets talk!!! Ciao for now!!!

Dedicated To A Special Someone
Protect Me By Holly (AKA Ria) As the fire shall rise and engulf all so shall the water to extinguish what has now become the norm Shall even the slightest bit of hatred fan the flame and my love protect you from the pity that will come for you are not only my friend but you are your own worst enemy. My heart has seen the last of its kind strong yet so vulnerable. Life from here on forward shall be know to you as disposable will it not? The test, difficult at times, will reveal all that will become and the studious pupil will revolt from what she had only known. Breath in deep and relinquish on to me the weight of witch you carry let me help you hold the burden that has fallen upon your shoulders and please listen for the selected words of comfort slipping carefully from my lips for they are not spoken in a futile effort but one of sincerity. Fear not the future for the torture it holds should over whelm you if you do. And your body, it shall ache f

Smut Has Auto's
I HAVE AUTO'S ON...AND TRYING TO LEVEL SO COME ON BY AND RATE ME LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER RATED BEFORE ALL LOVE WILL BE RETURNED IF YOU ASK ME FOR IT I AM 19,899,527 TO ORACLE I KNOW I CAN GET CLOSER MZ.BELLE~Shadow Levelers~ Owned by Sexy Baby Blue Eyes~Fu Owner/Owned By I'm Smut~~@ fubar I AM ALSO PAYING FOR RATES 10K PER 100 OR 350K FOR ALL MY PICS PM ME {NOT SHOUT BOX} WHEN YOU ARE FINISHED THANK YOU ALL IN ADVANCE FOR THE FULOVE

Webcam Site Meet Ppl
COME TO THIS WEBSITE AND MEET PPL U WUD NEVER KNOW IN REAL LIFE SOME LIVE ALL AROUND THE WORLD BUT I WARN U THIS SHYT IS SO FUCKING ADDICTING BUT NO PERVES NEEEDED GO TO STICKAM.COM MAKE A PROFILE PUT PICS MUSIC VIDS BACK GROUND JUST DO NOT BE A PERVE AND DONT SHOW UR BODY OFF WE DONT NEED THAT I AM MATT IN MANASSAS VIRGINIA 18 IVE BEEN ON IT FOR 2 YEARS AND HAPPILY WITH THE LOVE OF MY LIFE SO IM TAKEN SO BITCHES ( SLUTS ) STAY AWAY I USUSALLY DONT TYPE ON THIS SHYT BUT WHAT EVER MY LINK TO STICKAM IS WWW.STICKAM.COM/NICEGUY247 COPY AND PASTE IT AND SEE WHO I AM MSG ME ON AIM IF U NEED HELP HVIPER1990 THANKS

Auto's Game
AUTO 11‘s!!! SATURDAY @ 6 pm eastern time! MAKE SURE YOU SAVE YOUR 11'S & RATES FOR MY AUTO 11‘s ON SATURDAY! I will have 1 special folder marked "Timed" in my pics. RULES: 1) You must private message me AFTER you finish the timed ablum of 500 pictures. Failure to do so will forfeit your fubucks! 2) Rates will be verified. If private messages are being sent too quickly... which usually means there's cheating going on, you will forfeit your fubucks! 3) All MUST be done during MY auto 11‘s. 4) Winners will be posted in a blog by Wed night. 5) Fubucks will be awarded by Wed night. Awared Fu-bucks listed on album