A woman was flying down the road yesterday 10 miles over the limit. She passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side waiting. The cop pulled her over,walked up to the car & with that classic smirk we all know and love asked, What's your hurry?
To which she replied, I'm late for work. The cop said, what do u do? Im a rectum stretcher, she said. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum Stretcher do?"Well, she said, I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to Two fingers then three then four then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in & then I Slowly but surely stretch, until its bout 6 feet wide. And just what the hell do u do with a 6 foot ass hole? he asked. You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Cost 45.00
The Look on Cop's Face PRICELESS
