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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off your butt."
His wife was not amused and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the fuck is this?", he asked, as a little dust appeared when he shook them out. He hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied, "It's not talcum powder; IT'S MIRACLE GROW MOTHER FUCKER!"
