Why Women Cheat
The Abridged version
Every where I go I find myself discussing this very sensitive subject. It usually leaves folks upset over what has been said. Women don’t like to be analyzed, because they swear they aren’t alike. But as I’ve pointed out, they are similes; they have different names but mean the same thing. I think most women aren’t brought up to think you hafta play somebody to make it. No, momma never told you to holler at Steve when you are talking to Richard. So why do women find themselves like that Atlantic Starr song "You, Me and He"?
Well it's simple really. There are three main reasons why women will cheat. The first reason is textbook. It's because she really doesn't like you. That coincides with my first rule of romance: Always assume she doesn't love you, it'll explain everything later on. I know this rule is truly unfair. But really it does explain all the reasons why she broke your heart, stole your money, and sent Rufus over to your job to kick your butt. Now to love someone really doesn’t require you to like them. Even the bible tells you to love your neighbor. That is a commandment. So you'd better love them, but do you like it when their dog uses your lawn as a toilet bowl? No. Howabout those disrespectful kids they have, always flipping you off when you wave hello. Unless you aren’t a devout Christian person, you can’t go "shell" on them, but since you are, you are gonna love them- but they need Jesus. Now women will cheat simply because her man done upset her this morning. She does not believe that this dude left the toilet seat up for the first time in months, and she can’t stand when that happens. She knows what she can do to stop that from happening again, she’ll sleep with Greg. I don’t know what point that will prove but, she goes through with the deed until she gets some sort of satisfaction in knowing she made that guy pay. Sad thing is that Homedude at the house doesn’t know she is cheating and would not know what lesson he is learning. Once it comes out in the open that she is cheating the only response she can have is that,.. You know iont like you, you make me crazy...
The Second reason why women cheat is because of my second rule. "She is as single as you are cute or what’s in your wallet" Meaning if the guy is handsome, you can get some play. I don’t care if it’s the pope, if the dude has game and that smoove looking goatee, she'll give up them drawls. Ice Cube used to wonder, how an ugly dude could get a fly girl's number. He's getting juiced for his duckettes,.. It’s sad to say its true, but you have the true "hooker" as housewives out here. Out to get just a few dollars more. And it’s no disrespect to the husband at home because he makes good. He brought her to this point. but she doesn’t see that, she wants to live," the glamorous life". Yeah, she'll risk her marriage for a doctor, lawyer, basketball star (betcha Kobe can sleep with all the women reading this article,. I got 5 dollars on it!), but since most women wouldn’t come in contact with such celebrities, her eye is on Willy and them. The local drug kingpins. While her husband was at work, she went to Wal-Mart and he pulled up in his tricked out Honda prelude and gave her an offer she couldn’t refuse, 300 dollars for a hunerd dollars worth of foodstamps, the divorce court is full of these cases.
The final reason I will document is because women don’t communicate what they want, and will break off a total stranger before telling her husband that he isn’t satisfying her needs. How wrong is that? But that just stems back to the basics of a relationship. Communication and trust should be the foundations of your love affairs. Trust is already out the window because you out breaking off homedude, so you wont talk about it. I think you become scared to talk about it because hubby might ask where'd this fantasy come from, thinking that you've actually slept with all of Earth Wind and Fire. The amazing thing is that you can actually fix the problem. Get some videos. Y’all freaky heffas. Never mind what the neighbors think, make love out in the rain, but be sure to cover all that up when youre done, nobody else wants to see that. Danged neighbors,...Lawd they need Jesus!
