One day the great creator
Looked down upon his world
And noticed Adam , lonely
So, he thought he'd make a girl
He started out with Adam's rib
Then thought that will not do
For it was much to bony
He'd have to think this through
So, he plumped the rib a little bit
And gave it eyes , two, blue
With lids that blinked both up and down
For he knew what those would do.
He topped them off with lashes
Just simply for effect
And then he added eyebrows
And then thought, now, what the heck
So, he made two ears, two rosy cheeks
And a smiling mouth you see
And topped it off with curly hair
And found it brought him glee
So he took that bony body
And made it curve just right
With luscious things to torture
Some poor man in the night
And then so it could hold some guy
And never set him free
He added lovely arms and hands
And said now let me see
And then he thought it needs to move
To get from place to place
So he designed a pair of legs
Quite elegant with grace
And when he had it finished
He thought with childish glee
I'll hide inside a secret , sweet
Where man could pleasured be
After he looked it over
He sent it down to earth
Ad set it next to Adam
Who was dreaming of it's birth
And when Adam he awakened
His heart began to sing
To behold this thing called woman
With the joys that it could bring
And man has never been the same
Since that great fateful day
When the world it changed for ever
Because women had a say
So it was in the beginning
So it shall be at the end
And a man with any sense at all
Will stay a woman's friend
For if you mess with woman
Then she can hurt you true
So guys remember what I say
Be sure you stay true blue.
