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1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? I named myself. My mother heard my voice in a dream and I said, "My name is Seneca."
2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? Yesterday, but it was fake crying to get out of trouble. Judge me.
3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Mhm, reminds me of my Dad because he taught me my letters so our handwriting is super similar.
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Whatever is full of nitrates and kills you fast.
5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? No, thank god.
6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Ummmmmmm no. I'm a fucking trainwreck alcoholic who hates mostly everything.
7. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? Nah, never.
8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? I don't have a gallbladder and have somebody else's liver, yet I do in fact still have my own tonsils. Fuck you universe.
9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? No dude. I did similar shit at camp one time where I climbed a 50 foot pole and then walked across a telephone pole up in the air,and then just fucking flung myself off backwards. Terrifying as fuck, and btw what kind of fucking parents send their kid to a camplike that? Fuck you parents.
10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Those peanut butter balls.Actually I just like peanut butter balls.
11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? I usually just unzip my combat boots.
12. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? I will karate kick the fuck out of a stranger danger.
13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Cotton candy ice cream from stewarts and they stopped making it like five ten years ago and I'm still pissed.Otherwise cinnamon bun ice cream, also from stewarts. You're welcome.
14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? I don't notice other people.
15. RED OR PINK? Black.
16. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? Scars. Resistance to change. Inability to handle emotion.
17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Myself, the way I used to be.
18. WHAT IS THE SPARK FEATURE THAT HAS HELPED YOU THE MOST? Huh bitch?
19. WHAT COLOR SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? I'm not wearing shoes.
20. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE? Vodka and orange juice.
21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Blackbear - Hell is where i dreamt of you and woke up alone
22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Spank me pink.
23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Current favorite is raspberry and sweet mint from bath and body works.
24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? I hate talking on the phone.
25. MOUNTAIN HIDEAWAY OR BEACH HOUSE? Mountain hideaway. Get me the fuck away.
^^^^Yes
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Anything with half naked bitches. What's that thing where they do splits on the bar in a bodysuit? That fucking one.
27. HAIR COLOR? Brown with a streak of blue currently.
28. EYE COLOR? Hazel.
29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? I can't even put eye drops in my eyes myself, so no. Eyeballs freak me the fuck out.
30. FAVORITE FOOD? Everything not American. Also why the fuck am I obsessed with crackers
31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? No
32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? I can't sit still that long.
33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Black.
34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Fall.
35. HUGS OR KISSES? Kisses.
36. FAVORITE DESSERT? This is the hardest question so far. I refuse.
37. STRENGTH TRAINING OR CARDIO? Ugh, bed
38. COMPUTER OR TELEVISION? Pornhub.
39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Fun Home - A Family TragicomicIt's basically all comics, I love christmas gifts from my brother.
40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Who the fuck still uses a mouse pad?
41. ANY TATTOOS? Not enough.
42. FAVORITE SOUND? Rain on a tin roof.
43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles.
44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME IN 2013? Las vegas, also news flash bitch it's 2018.
45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? Nah i'm basic.
46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? New york
47. WHERE ARE YOU LIVING NOW? Sadly new york.
48. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HOUSE? It's a brick apartment building, like the projects but more ghetto.
49. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR? Race car red YAAAAAAAAAH BITCH
50. ANY PETS? I steal other people's pets and make them mine. :)
00. A relative just commited a very serious crime, do you turn them in?
"If you see something, say nothing."
0. Your lover of 10 years has cheated on you, do you stay or go?
Deuces.
1. How do you hope you will die?
Interestingly.
2. Are you afraid of dying?
I don't actively seek it out anymore, so sorta.
3. Recall your worst nightmare, what was it about?
10 years ago:
I dreamt I woke up, it was pitch black and I was still in my bed. Then I had an out of body view, there was a skinless demon sitting on my chest. View switches back to in body, I watch as it unhinged it's mouth, and screamed this horrible high pitch noise into my face, except the scream is inside my head. Like an endless black hole, I can still picture it, I think it was an incubus of some kind.
4. Your best friend makes a move on your lover, how do you handle that?
Take her on Jerry Springer & beat her ass legally.
5. If there were a fountain of youth, would you drink from it?
Yeah, probably.
6. If a magic potion could make someone love you, would you slip it to them?
Nah, that's forever-type creepy.
7. What if a potion could make your enemy miserable?
I think it's called arsenic. I mean, care for a cup of tea?
8. You're in the woods, alone, at night...are you honestly not afraid?
I'm freaked the fuck out. There's aliens out there bro.
9. If your bf/gf had to move out of state, would you leave your family?
I don't want to move out of state.
10. And if you had to move, could you leave your lover and family?
No thanks, I'm happy here.
11. You're never going to see your lover again, what's do need them to know?
I don't know, I feel apathetic on this subject.
12. An envelope is on the ground, it's full of money. Do you keep it?
Obviously.
14. You wittness a crime, do you call the police or get involved in any way?
See question 1.
15. Is abortion ever an option?
I'm pro-choice.
16. If you were drafted into the war, would you serve or try to avoid serving?
I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.
17. If you could say one thing to W. Bush right now what would it be?
I wouldn't waste my breath on that ignoramus.
18. Was the 9/11 attack planned by our own government?
Yes.
20. A parent confides in you that they are gay. Now how do you view gay rights?
I'm pro gay rights.
21. A loved one on life support for years, could you finally let them go?
If that's what they wanted, then yes.
22. You are on life support, what would you want a loved one to do about it?
Keep me alive as long as there's a chance I'll have a good life again.
23. A friend just fell over a very high bridge, do you jump to save them?
No thanks.
24. If you honestly were abducted by aliens, would you have the nerve to tell?
Nobody gives a fuck what's happening in the world.
25. You've contracted a deadly disease, how would you live your life therafter?
Pretty much the same as now.
26. Your child has only awhile to live, do you still enroll them in school?
Nah. Time to do fun things.
27. How would you feel if you met your idol and they ended up being rude?
I don't have idols.
28. According to the tale, was Eve wrong for eating and sharing the apple?
She was tricked by Lilith.
29. If the only way to pay a ransom was to commit a crime, would you?
Most likely.
30. Think of who you love most, and describe them in one word...
Refrigerator.
1. What color is your soap/body wash/exfoliator?
Baby pink.
2. What scent?
Something flowery.
3. If you were to recieve a horse tomorrow, how would you want him to look?
Like a unicorn.
4. And what would you name him, or her?
Obviously it's a her. Her name would be.. Horny the Unicorn.
5. What did Jack and Jill really go up the hill to do?
1 How are you? Anxious, very much awake.
1. What was your last facebook status? That was 2 years ago, & it said something along the lines of, "Yo, someone come get me. Cops are here."
2. What color is the wall in your kitchen? White.
3. Last time you were in a group shot? I try to avoid having my picture taken by other people.
4. Last time you dressed formally? So... leggings and canvas sneakers don't count, right?
5. At what age did you go through puberty? 12
6. Last time you got an xray? Do catscans count? Cause that would be a few years ago, when I was having migraines so bad I thought I might have a brain tumor. (Spoiler alert: I don't.)
7.What is the stupidest show on television? Mike Tyson's Mysteries.
8. Do you pluck/wax your eyebrows? Pluck.
9. Have you ever owned a blacklight? I still have a couple somewhere.
10. Do you own a coloring book? Does a sketchpad count?
11. Do you shop at a dollar store? Ritually, in the beginning of each month.
12. Do you do any winter sports? No.
13. Which is worse: Snakes, Scorpions or Spiders? Snapes. The professor kind.
14. Do you own duct tape? I DID, until SOMEONE fixed their bong with it all. -__-
15. Do you own a jack knife? This is NY, I carry a boxcutter.
16. What size underwear do you wear? Small, 4-6
17. When was the last time you ordered something online? Yesterday! I got a new computer, a new keypad, a computer skin, and a brand new bed set! (A super cool one with mandalas on it.)
18. Have you ever been bitten by a tick? Yeah, I still have a scar on my ribcage from that bloodsucking bastard.
19. Do you prefer blackberries or raspberries? Blueberries. Unless it's pie, then blackberries. Unless I'm in a mood. Then rhubarb.
20. What color is your moms car? Grey.
21. Do you like flavored water? Only if it's real fruit infused.
22. Do you watch wrestling? Is that still a thing?
23. Do you enjoy cranberry juice? Sometimes, mixed with a little Orange Juice.
24. Do you know the difference between "possum" and "oppossum"?` Possums are cute and oppossums are spawns of Satan.
https://corasteel.files.wordpress.com/2014/10/possum.png
See?
25. What things do you have pierced? 4 in each ear, and my tongue.
26. What label would you give your clothing style? Kind of a hipster, grungey, whatever-chic.
27. How far away is the closest mall? 10 minutes driving
28. How many gingers do you know? There's this one I know that's pretty damn cool.
29. Do people often misspell your name? Constantly.
30. What is available at your bedside? A buddha statue, my vape pen, a bottle of water, and an empty chia seed drink. Also some altoids and a bottle of aleve.
31. Do you have a tv in your room? Nope.
32. Do you wear a lot of plaid? I own a few flannels.
33. What do you think about gauged ears? The little ones are cute, the big ones look ridiculous.
34. Do you text a lot? I guess?
35. How often do you go camping? Usually once a year, but I didn't get to go this Summer.
36. What is the cutest breed of dog? Any dog that doesn't fit in your purse is okay.
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37. What is the ugliest name for a girl? Bertha.
38. Do you make fun of people behind their backs? And also to their faces.
39. If you had to get a cat right now, what would you name him? I hear Jack is a pretty good name.
40. What is one thing that you refuse to get rid of? My aspirations.
41. Would you rather go minigolfing or bowling? I'd rather stay in my bed and watch Breaking Bad.
42. When was the last time you were stung by a bee? I don''t bother bees, and they don't bother me. We have an understanding.
43. Have you ever seen a live alligator? No. And no thank you.
44. If I gave you a free plane ticket, where would you go? If it's refundable, then probably to the mall after I cash it in.
45. Are you hungry right now? Not really.
46. Does your shower have glass doors or a curtain? A curtain. It's new, I just bought it.
47. Did you play pokemon or whatever as a child? Nope.
48. Did you ever own a guinea pig or mouse, etc? I had a hampster once. And then a replacement hampster after that. And then it was on to bigger and better animals.
49, What is the longest that you've ever had your hair? Long.
50. When did you last go out to eat? A few days ago, there's this great diner with amazing salads.
51. Do know anyone that is a pagan? Sure do.
52. Cauliflower or broccoli? Depends on the meal. But cauliflower sounds good right now.
53. Are you in/planning on college? Start in 3 weeks.
54. Does your town have a public pool? Yes but ew.
55. Describe your favorite pair of shoes: Black lace up combat boots. Trusty, durable.
56. What is the farthest you've been from home? To the other side of the country.
57. How many eggs do you eat in a week? If any, maybe one or two in a salad.
58. What do you think about tongue rings? They are pretty great, as long as you don't mind having a slight permanent lisp.
59. What do you seem to be addicted to at the moment? Buying a bunch of crap. Also soy sauce & wasabi triscuits.
60. What would you say your mood has been like today? Pissy, sore and tired.
61. Pirates or ninjas? Pirates.
62. Hot Chocolate or Coffee? Both mixed together. Combine all the things.
63. Harry Potter or Ron Weasley? Obviously Harry.
64. Buffy or Xena? Buffy.
65. Kay bye. Good riddance.
