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00. A relative just commited a very serious crime, do you turn them in?
"If you see something, say nothing."
0. Your lover of 10 years has cheated on you, do you stay or go?
Deuces.
1. How do you hope you will die?
Interestingly.
2. Are you afraid of dying?
I don't actively seek it out anymore, so sorta.
3. Recall your worst nightmare, what was it about?
10 years ago:
I dreamt I woke up, it was pitch black and I was still in my bed. Then I had an out of body view, there was a skinless demon sitting on my chest. View switches back to in body, I watch as it unhinged it's mouth, and screamed this horrible high pitch noise into my face, except the scream is inside my head. Like an endless black hole, I can still picture it, I think it was an incubus of some kind.
4. Your best friend makes a move on your lover, how do you handle that?
Take her on Jerry Springer & beat her ass legally.
5. If there were a fountain of youth, would you drink from it?
Yeah, probably.
6. If a magic potion could make someone love you, would you slip it to them?
Nah, that's forever-type creepy.
7. What if a potion could make your enemy miserable?
I think it's called arsenic. I mean, care for a cup of tea?
8. You're in the woods, alone, at night...are you honestly not afraid?
I'm freaked the fuck out. There's aliens out there bro.
9. If your bf/gf had to move out of state, would you leave your family?
I don't want to move out of state.
10. And if you had to move, could you leave your lover and family?
No thanks, I'm happy here.
11. You're never going to see your lover again, what's do need them to know?
I don't know, I feel apathetic on this subject.
12. An envelope is on the ground, it's full of money. Do you keep it?
Obviously.
14. You wittness a crime, do you call the police or get involved in any way?
See question 1.
15. Is abortion ever an option?
I'm pro-choice.
16. If you were drafted into the war, would you serve or try to avoid serving?
I got bronchitis, ain't nobody got time for that.
17. If you could say one thing to W. Bush right now what would it be?
I wouldn't waste my breath on that ignoramus.
18. Was the 9/11 attack planned by our own government?
Yes.
20. A parent confides in you that they are gay. Now how do you view gay rights?
I'm pro gay rights.
21. A loved one on life support for years, could you finally let them go?
If that's what they wanted, then yes.
22. You are on life support, what would you want a loved one to do about it?
Keep me alive as long as there's a chance I'll have a good life again.
23. A friend just fell over a very high bridge, do you jump to save them?
No thanks.
24. If you honestly were abducted by aliens, would you have the nerve to tell?
Nobody gives a fuck what's happening in the world.
25. You've contracted a deadly disease, how would you live your life therafter?
Pretty much the same as now.
26. Your child has only awhile to live, do you still enroll them in school?
Nah. Time to do fun things.
27. How would you feel if you met your idol and they ended up being rude?
I don't have idols.
28. According to the tale, was Eve wrong for eating and sharing the apple?
She was tricked by Lilith.
29. If the only way to pay a ransom was to commit a crime, would you?
Most likely.
30. Think of who you love most, and describe them in one word...
Refrigerator.
