1. What color is your soap/body wash/exfoliator?
Baby pink.
2. What scent?
Something flowery.
3. If you were to recieve a horse tomorrow, how would you want him to look?
Like a unicorn.
4. And what would you name him, or her?
Obviously it's a her. Her name would be.. Horny the Unicorn.
5. What did Jack and Jill really go up the hill to do?
Jack and Jill Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
And grabbed her ass
Now his two front teeth are missing.
6. Have you ever worn more than two different perfumes, at once?
Uh, no.
7. What type of underwear do you prefer to wear, yourself?
Who else is wearing my underwear?
8. If someone came to your door right now, would you be ready for a visitor?
I'm not wearing pants so....I guess it depends on what they're visiting for.
9. Name something you do daily, and HATE:
Waking up early.
10. Now, LOVE:
STAYING UP LATE! WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME.
11. Do you need it to be absolutely DARK in order to sleep? How about quiet?
I like a little light and some noise. I usually put on a movie and fall asleep.
12. Own anything that vibrates?
Wouldn't you like that.
13. Would it bother you if someone else used your hairbrush?
Without asking, yeah. My hairbrush is pink zebra print & pretty cool.
14. Have you ever caught yourself chewing on something inedible?
Sometimes I eat my fortunes, so they come true.
15. Are you going to snuggle with someone tonight?
Just me and my body pillow haha fml.
16. If you were granted invisibility for one hour, what would you do?
Rob a bank. Masturbate in public. Look in the mirror endlessly. Try to take a selfie.
17. Where do you buy your make-up?
Online mostly.
18. A piece of paper falls from a tree. On it's the meaning of life. It says:
"Recycle me."
19. What's the last rumor you heard about yourself?
My personal favorite: "Holy shit, I heard you died."
20. Would you rather date someone that is 3ft tall, or 10ft tall, and why?
10 ft. Because penis.
21. If you were a pirate, would you rather have a parrot or a monkey?
A monkey. Parrots are too noisey.
22. Does the weather effect your mood?
Air pressure gives me migraines, which turn me into a raging bitch in the fetal position. So, kinda.
23. Have you ever been inside of a cave?
Yes!! They are super cool.
24. How would you feel marrying the man you love who has already a son?
Jipped.
25. What are the oldest pair of pants you still wear? How old are they?
Jeans. Only like 1 year old.
26. Did your last significant other have a huge temper?
Uh huh.
27. Do you own more belts than eletronics with chords?
Um. I own like 4 belts. Probably own more electronics.
28. Have you ever licked the back of a CD to try to get it to work?
I usually just breathe on it and wipe it on something soft.
29. Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more??
None my age, but some older friends yeah.
30. Does the number of people a person's slept with affect your view of them?
No.
31. Beatles or Stones?
Beatles.
32. Who is the person you can count on the most?
Myself.
33. Who was the last person who cooked something for you?
My microwave.
34. Who was the last person you felt awkward around?
This gawky teenage boy at the grocery store check out.
We had a brief conversation about cartoons from the 90s.
35. What was the last pair of shoes you wore?
Black & gold gladiator sandles.
36. What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water.
37. What was the last type of yoghurt you ate?
Noosa !!! it's so fucking good.
38. Where did you last go shopping for clothing?
Walmart. Evil yet cheap.
39. What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Chunky monkey or black cherry.
40. Do you keep track of calories?
I do not and will not count calories.
