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Well if things don't seem to be on a downward trend don't know how else to put it. Even local sheriffs are in on the act of keeping me from enjoying a few minutes around a landmark b'day, even weeks after the fact. A week before my 50th I got pulled over for the first time since my 20s, cop 'randomly" pulled me over to see if my wife was driving. She has no licence and refuses to drive but her name is on the title cuz she's got the credit and I make the cash to pay for her wonderful cred score. which I think is a strange coincidence that I've worked at that shop for nearly 10 yeqars now and go out for a coffee as a linch break often, that'd getting close to my landmark that suddenly I'm on cops radar. Thats not the only time mind you, over the next 2 weeks I'd been pulled over and their excuse has been they thought my unlicenced wife was driving, they gave up that excuse now and claimed was an out tail light these last 2 times , which after was allowed to leave I immediately got out a snow brush and braced it on brake pedal and to my 'shock and awe' the lights weren't out... just random harassment. Ok then, cops circling trying to catch me doing something wrong in an inconspicuous family car in the suburbs. I mean who pulls over a Ford Taurus driving the speed limitin the burbs?!?!
Fine Dave you don't get to go drink and celebrate your b'day like everybody else and have a few free on your day drinks wTF ever. Let's add a drama queen sister inlaw that suddenly decided she can't handle her teenagers during this few week space. "here you take your neice over night " then go straight to a mental facility to get evaluated on her own , checked in for a week for a vaca and fought to take her kid home. My neice was good as gold and helpful n sweet but this isn't the time to be a good example for todays youth .. uncle wants to act out and see if he remembers who and how he used to be when people actually hung out with him. Finally won that battle . Still no livinin' it up and celebrating the way I want. Wife made no plans which is fine she isn't that good at it but the effort is appreciated. 28 years in a row she bakes either pineapple upside down cupcakes or black forest cupcakes, I enjoy the hell out of em , snack size and portable and awesome as all hell. This year she went way off the board and made no-bake pineapple cheesecake.. I'd never heard of such an atrocity, but she made the effort so TY to the redheaded sociopath. Had a nice size bowl of this runny mess after dinner and woke up with explosive yuck in the middle of the night and that lasted good portion of the following morning. I thought strange coincidence but had another bowl the next night and same result ... boy this is getting better as my long weekend goes on. Can't go drink seeing as I'm the only driver and am suddenly on the cops radar, inlaws calling every 2 hours with a melt down to take a teenager , wife with the best of intentions sabotaging my thoughts of us sneaking out for a little while cuz the porcalean throne might be needed any minute.. Then my adult kids that moved out a while back are all having sudden financial woes. This one needs 100 thie other one had a few emergencies so she needs groceries and gas money too , so WHY TF not ? There goes means and oppertunity and open time to be a debaucherous bastard for a min or so.
Yeah I'm whining about not getting to have fun and unwind , I get it boo Fk'n hoo.. keep hearing its the little things that matter and let's counter that with the same idiots sayin don't sweat the small stuff. Which is it then all the little things that keep adding up to a big pile of shit or is it the little doeses of sunshine that get countered ? Its like work issues . Dave here train your replacement so we can move you on to do something else ... oh wait he sucks at your job so we're just gonna give this guy the position we were going to give to you maybe he'll be better there.. no , lets move him up to a higher slot and see.. ok we got it we'll put him in the front office in a non-physical job while you suffer with slipped disks in your neck and pass out on the job which is the reason we wanted to move you to other things to begin with , but you can train more replacements and we'll keep replacing you on the promotion list... yeah thats what we meant by train your replacement. Oh and did we mention that after giving you penny ante raises for the past 7 years, we're hiring new guys at your rate of pay, doesn't that sound swell ... enjoy your Stockholm syndrome you mentally beaten POS now don't pass out from your neck issues while stacking 1K plus lb racks, don't want you damaging the new pipes in your warehouse like the pot head you warned us about did. Even though we have a zero tolerance policy in place we'll ignore it for him despite firing 23 other people for violating it but whatever.
Just sucks to be me, we all have our own issues but .. I'm just tired .. so tired these days
