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That Bastard!!!
Sometimes I amuse myself by going back and reading old blogs I've done. This is one from my myspace account. Saturday, March 31, 2007 VIP Suite infiltrated!!!! Current mood: perturbed Category: Parties and Nightlife Ok, so here's the deal. I'm lying in the V.I.P. suite at K. Lew's house. (Yes, I have my own bedroom at the location of our afterbar parties, I'm that damn special!) Trying to sleep. I'm drunk, I need my rest to recoup for Saturday night. (Let's face it, I'll be going out again.) Do you think I'm allowed to sleep? HELL NO!!! Why? I'll tell you why. Because I have some drunk fucker who decides to lay in bed next to me, (on top of the covers where as I am underneath them) and DRAPES HIMSELF ON ME!!! Now I like to sleep on my belly. It's just the way I roll. Imagine said drunk fucker trying to rub my back, and put his hands underneath the blankets to get a better "grasp" on things. Mainly my ass I'm sure. Unacceptable. So after he moves his body close

Those Lying Bastards!!!
Ok. So every time I log onto my myspace home page,(Yes, I still occasionally visit that god forsaken site) I see the match.com advertisement. HOT GUYS!! HEY!!! However, this is meant to fool unsuspecting ugly girls like myself. What hot guys are on match.com? I'll tell you. The one's who have major issues. No matter how hot they are, no matter how sexy they are, someone out there is sick of their shit!! If they were just normal, hot guys, they wouldn't have to post an add on match.com. Not only that, but if I wanted to use an internet dating service, I think I'll go for the one that gives me a free personality profile. (Which by the way, was totally inaccurate. I don't have control issues, and I'm not spontaneous to the point of self destruction.) And for the record, no, I'm not a member of eharmony.com. Nicci, my cousin, and I sat down and did the free personality profile to see what they'd say. So back the fuck off!

I Really Don't Know Why..
I feel SO compelled to type this. But I am entirely sick of this "Marines Kill Puppy" saga. This is a shout to everyone outraged by such behavior. YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS. I don't care if you're on my friend list, my family list, top friend, etc. Go, and I'm serious, fuck yourselves. Do you think this is the first case of animal abuse? Do you think there aren't people that take shovels to the heads of just born puppies because the owner doesn't want them? Do you think there aren't dogs left chained to trees, out of reach of the water bowl until said chain is embedded so far into their neck that they're lucky if they're freed to live a life? Have you, in your MTV driven existence, ever tuned into Animal Planet or the Discovery/National Geographic channels? If it took THIS to get you upset, then you need to check your fucking priorities. You media obsessed, head up your own self absorbed ass, topic jumping fuckwits. Go to the local shelter and make a d

Msg 1
Are friendships created; What bonds their souls to each? Is it sharing their deepest secrets Or the love spoken in their speech? How are friendships kept Through the strain that they may face? Is it saying, I love you?... sometimes, Or occasionally touching base? How are friendships lost When there seemed no end in sight? By ignoring their pain and anguish, And not sharing in their delight. So, I pledge to you, my friend, I'll never walk away; I'll share the good and bad, And beside you... I'll always stay. And when life isn't worth it, When the tears roll down your cheek Just close your eyes and listen And from a distance... you'll hear me speak. Though my words at times seem pointless, When no answers I seem to impart Don't listen the way you have in the past But listen with your heart. For the important things in life Are invisible to your eyes; You'll hear them in your heart For your heart will tell no lies. So, though I may be far away, Too far

First Of All Chicks Are Baby Chickens..
And second i've never tied a cherry with my tongue.. You Are Definitely a Hot Chick While your little black book isn't as thick as Paris Hilton's... You get the most dates of any girl you know It's your whole five star package that attracts men - Your looks, your charm, and your ability tie a cherry with your tongue. Are You A Hot Chick?

Communication.
You Communicate With Your Ears You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod. How Do You Communicate?

Make Me Feel
Take me to places that were hidden and stored Make me want to throw all caution to the wind Make me loose all things including my mind Make me happy to be your personal whore. Make me scream with passion deep from my gut Make me bare my mind, body and soul Make me realize I can't get enough Make me want to be your personal slut. Make me question my morals and beliefs Make me crave for you Make me want to please you any and every way Make me excited that to please you every day. Make me feel all those dirty and nasty things Make my body tingle, my soul to soar Make me realize that I don't mind it all And im happy to be your personal whore.

A Moment In Time (a Poem)
Today was a day like no other before A day of rare passion you see For today we revealed our most intimate selves Moments in time seized for you and for me! We kissed and we cuddled and it felt oh so fine As we lay in each others arms too The passion and desire we shared it was great And I felt the love given from you I could say it just happened and I guess it did too Was this planned a long while ago? We needed to know if we wanted each other Could we really give this a go? I don’t know what will happen in the future you see But for now we’ll take each day we share And treasure the passion and desire within For each other I know that we care! I wrote this (poohbear)

Im Not A Smothering Girlfriend Lol
You Are An Independent Girlfriend! Whoa, Ms. Independent! Your guy digs your modern style... But he's sometimes left to wonder if you really like him. Keep that unique spirit, but show him your love a bit more often. No worries - you're light years away from smothering him! What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?

1-50
1. How old will you be in 10 months? 33 2. Do you think you'll be married by then? No.. I don't do marriage. 3. Was yesterday better than today? Yes.. Went bowling with the kids yesterday. 4. What does your last text message say? none 5. Who was the last person to text you? no one 6. Do you prefer to call or text? I don't really like either. lol 7. What month is your birthday in? October 8. Can you live a day without tv? I could live the rest of my life without tv. I have the internet. I watch all the shows I love online already anyway. 9. When was the last time you saw your dad? Never met him. 10. When was the last time you saw your mom? When I was 14 or 15. 11. How many pets do you have? 13-ish 12. How many houses have you lived in? No idea, we moved A LOT when I was younger. Then once I went into foster care I was in almost 20 homes. 13. How many city/towns have you lived in? Too many to list. 14. Do you prefer shoes, flip-flops, o

Given All I Have To Give
Ok - so, I recently got a little inspiration to write (thank-you Teapot ;-) It might not make since, and I never claimed to be Shakespeare or Robert Frost, but, at least it is completely, 100% original - created by my own brain ;-) Constructive critisism welcome. Given All I Have To Give - The feelings I feel inside, I try harder each day to hide. To see me in public, one may notice, A long face, eyes barely in focus. A body going smoothly through the motions. Almost as though programmed by devotion, To a regular, comfortable, daily routine. So much confussion and sadness, Burried deep within and unseen. So many thoughts clutter my mind, So many emotions left undefined. A hole in my heart, Waiting for sorrow to depart. An opening invades my soul, Feeling so dark and cold. A million unanswered questions, That may never be fully understood. One thought continues to come back. If true love and happiness honestly exists, What is it I, myself, apparently lack?

A Poem
I talk I sing I laugh I smile I hear your call I know the sound My heart jumps When you're around Each day I yearn for you more and more Each night my dreams you fill One day I know the time will come When we share our lives on top of that hill Until that day comes to be Take my heart and guard it with yours Keep it safe and away from harm And on the strength of your love it soars! I wrote this (poohbear)

New Auction: A Little Different This Time Around
I'm thinking of doing something a little different for the next auction I host. I'm thinking of doing a silent auction where all bids would be sent to me by private message instead of posted as comments that way you would have to bid the max you'd be willing to pay to own the person but that would also mean everyone would have to offer the most they'd be willing to offer up front to try to get the best bids possible. So if I do decide to host one leave me a comment here this will be for guys and girls this time! I will contact you if I decide to host it! It would only last for 3 days instead of the usual week and if I do decide to do it, it will start on Wednesday 3/12/08 at 12:01 am central time. and run until 12:01am Saturday 3/15/08

A Poem
I love you my dearest flower, You are my gentle rose, Fragrant and lovely, To be truly desired and adored. You are adorned with the deepest of red velvet, Soft and supple, smooth to the touch on my lips, I will gently caress my lovely flower, Careful to avoid the thorns, Forever savoring the aroma and taste of your lush lips, Dripping with the sweetest of honey. Oh, how much I need my brightest of all bouquets. How could I live without my dearest flower, My gentle rose, fragrant and lovely, I so truly desire and adore you my lovely rose. I wrote this (poohbear)

Im Halfway Through My True Loves... Thats Depressing Lol
Number of True Loves You'll Have: 6 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 6 Thats messed up. Your Birthdate: May 30 You are certain and confident when you choose to love someone. Even though your romantic choices may be unconventional - you stand behind them. Your friends never know you as well as a romantic partner does. Number of True Loves You'll Have: 6 Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 6 You are most compatible with people born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, and 30th of the month. What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

Dark Lotus - Call Upon Your Gods
[Violent J:] I think it's funny how...the toughest criminals and thugs and whatever... when they're on their death bed... you know like the day before they fry in the electric chair... all of a sudden they want to get religious. I heard that 9 out of 10 inmates on death row are all ultra religious. That's because they know that they're about to die. That they are about to meet whatever's after death. It's funny... nobody wants to turn to god till it's to late. Till it's time for you to fuckin' die [Violent J:] Agony Pain Suffering Bang Bang Chains Devices Torture things Is this hell? Might as well be It's what's next and shit I live life filthy Sexed every bitch in the gutter Then we rob her motha Find a shutta And shoot fo or fo each other I blame it all on the people around me It's because of them that god never found me Right?? (wrong) [Blaze Ya Dead Homie:] Before I hit the ground When I got three in the chest I should've guessed my time was up

A Poem
Gentle is your touch as I close my eyes and imagine I breathe ever so deep, filling my insides with thoughts and uncovering passions Full is my heart when I think of how I long for you, your smile, your touch, your embrace I inhale and anticipate you in haste Exhale and feel the ecstasy that comes from the mere remembrances of your lips touching mine The gentle suck on my tongue, your kiss so divine Ever so complete a feeling that comes deep and inward with just the mention of your name Everything about you, about us sets my soul aflame Love of my life these things hold true, whilst I am I and you are you All that we have now and all that is to be makes my heart smile constantly! I wrote this (poohbear)

A Poem
Today was a day like no other before A day of rare passion you see For today we revealed our most intimate selves Moments in time seized for you and for me! We kissed and we cuddled and it felt oh so fine As we lay in each others arms too The passion and desire we shared it was great And I felt the love given from you I could say it just happened and I guess it did too Was this planned a long while ago? We needed to know if we wanted each other Could we really give this a go? I don’t know what will happen in the future you see But for now we’ll take each day we share And treasure the passion and desire within For each other I know that we care! I wrote this (poohbear)

March 14th My First Auction Im In...
JUST WANTED TO LET PPL KNOW MARCH 14th at 5pm est time. I will be participating in my first auction HOSTED by SpizzyGoodness So I am Just asking for ppl to make sure they come and bid on me then. I dont ask for much for myself on here so im hoping my friends fans family and all will be able to show me love then it will end march 21st at 5pm est time just figured i ask for help now love all my friends and please be have and dont do anything i wouldnt do lol...Have a great weekend all and i cant wait to see what these auctions are all about I will give more details when it starts LOVE YA ONCE AGAIN MUAHZZZ EVERYONE. CandyRain and the minimum bid is 60,000 fubucks just so you all know ahead of time thanks again.

Girls These Days
I recently saw someones profile talking about how women aren't given the chance because they're not 'beautiful' or 'cute' or 'thin' enough for some of these f*ck heads on here. Well, I give the girl ALOT of credit for being who she is & doing what she does...so I've realized that everyone's not model material, big deal. It's basically the chemistry on the inside that counts right? Or atleast I thought it was anyways. But whatever...doesn't matter. All I know is I'm a big girl too & this poem I found really gives a girl a big boost of self esteem. I hope you all enjoy it like I did...thanks for checking out my blog!! ♥PiNK&MaMa♥**Fu-GF To SLaYT30** PHENOMENAL WOMAN by Maya Angelou Pretty women wonder where my secret lies I'm not cute or built to suit a model's fashion size But when I start to tell them They think I'm telling lies. I say It's in the reach of my arms The span of my hips The stride of my steps The curl of my lips. I'm a woman Phenomenall

A Poem
She stands alone her petals so smooth I watch the Light hit her - and my heart is moved. Such elegance, such beauty, my eyes have never known- she stands absorbing golden rays, I sit and watch alone. Her silky petals... and tender green leaves... her long narrow stem with its thorns of unease. It bewilders me to think as I watch even now, that rose that I see has been battered somehow. Beaten by the winds and the rains of life, by the thorns of other roses, by pain and strife. Oh! to be the Gardener, and to know the exact way to nurture that rose back to health one day. But the Gardener, I am not, an imitation, I am afraid, simply struggling through the garden on the path that He made. But someday, in time, I will know what He knows, and will walk deeper in the garden and reach that battered rose. And way out where its harsh I will tend to her needs-

Dublin ? Lol Ok
You Belong in Dublin Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions. You're the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl... or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town. What European City Do You Belong In?

A Poem
The night sky twinkles above The stars mirror the light in your eyes They fill with the look of love And with the bond that ties The eyes are the window to the soul Open to expose the heart's real need What is the payment of the toll? A spark that is planted like a seed This spark is a fire burning within A desire to expand the glow To some, it's simply a sin To others, the heart will know The eyes show the love you feel The heart is open wide My soul has to close the deal Then you walk with me by my side Love is a gift I give to you My heart for you to hold If you feel the love I feel too Our hearts will warm and block out the cold I wrote this (poohbear

*roses And Rue*
Could we dig up this long burried treasure Were it worth the pleasure We never could learned love song We are parted too long Could the passionate past that is fled Call back its dead Could we live it all over again Were it worth the pain I remember we used to meet,By an ivied seat And you warbled each pretty word With the air of a bird And your voice had a quaver in it Just like a Linnet And shook as the blackbirds throat with its last big note And your Eyes they were green and grey Like an April day But lit into Amethyst when I stooped and kissed I remember I never could catch you For no one could match you I remember so well the room And the lilac bloom,that beat at the dripping pane In the warm June rain Could we live it all over again Were it worth the pain Could the passionate past that is fled Call back its dead Well if my Heart must break Dear Love for your sake It will break in music I know Poets heart break so... But stranged that I

Just A Note About Me!
Well I have come to realize a few things about myself. I am who I am and nothing more. I don't need to prove myself to anyone but myself. I have also realized that I don't need to make "boob" salutes for people just to get them to like me or whatever. I am me. At the moment, I feel as if I made myself out to be an idiot, but ya know that's ok cause that is how we all learn. Aren't we supposed to learn from our mistakes? Aren't we supposed to hope that the ones that we feel that we let down or push to forgive us? I don't know why, but I learned a very valuable lesson this weekend and all I can hope for is that I can be forgiven. Anyways, if I have let anyone down, I want to apologize for it is nothing that I have meant to do. Hugs n kisses - Katrina

Contest Ends Sunday Night At Midnight!
Thanks so very much to all the contestants for their awesome submissions I love them all, and for the time they spent commenting on their lovely sexy pics! Thanks also to all of their friends who came to help and show love and support to favorites. Because of all of you there are over 15,000 comments for this contest I will have an exact count once the contest ends. Spekaing of which, comments and rates will no longer be counted as of midnight tonight Sunday March 9! So please be aware that any that are left after that will not count for the final numbers. Then I will look at the pics again one by one see how many rates and comments they had, and pick out my favorite based on the rates and comments and most importantly which entry I like the best and pick the winner, second and third place finishers as well as award any other prizes that I think are deserved. I really do appreciate all the work everyone put into this contest and I thank all the sexy women who entered my contest!

I.n.d.e.p.e.n.d.e.n.t.
YEA Baby Uh!!! Kiss My Ass!! You Don't Need a Man, but You Want One! You like having a guy in your life, and overall, you prefer not to be single. You won't go out with a guy out of desperation.. you rather be alone. However, when you're single, you do tend to obsess a little over dating. Because no matter how good your single life is, it's better with a great guy around. Do You Need a Man?

He Makes Things Alright
This man is amazing. Completely, and utterly and beautifully amazing. ->Jedi Maste...: OK ->Jedi Maste...: It's cuz you're in my head, and I don't want you out Jedi Maste...: ill be back in a min Jedi Maste...: hey, i didnt even notice the mistake until you pointed it out, lol ->Jedi Maste...: do, not to... makes more sense that way ->Jedi Maste...: I can't turn it back around on you from there, but I'm glad that I give you that desire... and everything you to, it only makes me feel more Jedi Maste...: 4.2 seconds, from reciept, to response ->Jedi Maste...: I saw that comment he left for you about getting me drunk and I knew it would only be a matter of time. Jedi Maste...: hah, mclovin got mc goatsed Jedi Maste...: then, its YOU that makes me desire to make things alright!>..*turns it back on j00!* ->Jedi Maste...: You make things alright Jedi Maste...: baby, any time....i wasnt gonna stop until i knew what was going on and made sure it was a

What My Soul Looks Like
Amazingly there's some truth in this What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You see yourself with pretty objective eyes. How you view yourself is almost exactly how other people view you. Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

I'm So Angggryyyy Rwwaaaarrrr
There's a Chance You Could Be Violent Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage. Could You Be Violent?

To All Sister4life
hey there I just wanted to thank Sister4life and Brothers 4Life for helping me level up and for all the comments I have received by all of you, I can tell this is going to be a great family... Thank you again :) Ohh and by the way.. You are my first blog, so this must mean you are ALL a special bunch :) Thanks again once again XOXOX

Thank You Hope
I love you with all my heart babygirl. Thank you so much for being you and thank you for letting me be the person I am when i'm around you. You're simply incredible and this Dido song is my way of thanking you for everything :) I love you. My tea's gone cold, I'm wondering why I got out of bed at all The morning rain clouds up my window and I can't see at all And even if I could it'd all be grey, but your picture on my wall It reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad I drank too much last night, got bills to pay, my head just feels in pain I missed the bus and there'll be hell today, I'm late for work again And even if I'm there, they'll all imply that I might not last the day And then you call me and it's not so bad, it's not so bad and I want to thank you for giving me the best day of my life Oh just to be with you is having the best day of my life Push the door, I'm home at last and I'm soaking through and through Then you hand me a towel

Re: Rangers 1 Hibernian 0
RE: Rangers 1 Hibernian 0 ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Glasgow Rangers Date: 09 Mar 2008, 18:52 Rangers will face Partick Thistle in the quarter-finals of the Scottish Cup after a tense 1-0 home win over Hibernian.Chris Burke's counter before the break made the difference but the game will be remembered more for the second-half sending off of sub Nacho Novo.The Spanish forward was dismissed for making a two-footed challenge on Thierry Gathuessi nine minutes from the end.Frantic scenes followed, with manager Walter Smith then sent to the stand for arguing with opposite number Mixu Paatelainen in the Hibs technical area.Smith's men held on to their narrow lead, despite being a man down, and will now take on Thistle in the last eight a week on Wednesday.This win marked Gers' 20th match in succession without defeat and for that statistic at least, the hosts will be pleased with the final outcome.With games coming thick and fast just now, manager Smit

Past Lives Mumm: My Reaction.
I strongly believe in past lives. I actually am a living example of past life cell memory. I can tell you about some of my past lives including my most recent past life where I was a Jew in a Concentration Camp. I kid you not. My first words ever spoken this lifetime were in German and in Yiddish. They were nein (I would shake my finger no and shake my head simultaneously so) and goy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goy) which I would often say while falling asleep. All I know is I was a young girl and I was burned to death. I had nightmares as a child this lifetime because of it. I used to be so afraid of fire. I would get sick to my stomach and have panic attacks upon conversations in school regarding the matter. When forced to watch Schindler's List in school, I was much more emotional than my classmates. There was also an incident this lifetime where I crossed paths with my former husband from my life as Sarah, a young British woman with red hair, in college. We were married in the 17

In A Contest For A Week! Check It Out
AKAMRS. T IS THE WOMAN OF THE YEAR! CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW TO SHOW SOME LOVE TO A REAL WOMAN! START TONIGHT FOR ONE WEEK ONLY.................! IT BEEN A LONG TIME COMING IN A CONTEST! AND TO TOP IF OFF A HAPPY HOUR TO TONIGHT AT 7 P.M. IT THAT TIME TO GET DOWN AND SHAKE IT UP HERE IS THE LINK TO THE CONTEST: HOSTED BY: chuckiiboo aka Count Chuckula, The Chuckster, MAN MAN, C. Niizzle@ fubar

The Halo 3 Tournament
Well in case anyone didn't know, I went to a Halo 3 tournament this weekend. Just got back. It was sponsered by the National Guard so everyone had to deal with recruiters all day but thats not what this blogs about. It's about the tourny. The set up they had there was awesome. They had a military tent sent up with 4 360s on projector screens, and a sound system that made everyone even outside of the building deaf. It was a 4v4 tournament and my team was Me, Nick, Doug, and Brandon. Unfortunately we got 3rd out of the 15 teams that were playing and we lost the second place spot by 1 point.

What Color Nail Polish Are You?
Your Nail Polish Color is Black How you're unique: There's nothing about you that isn't unique Why your style rocks: You are a total indie chick... and you can pull it off What this color says about you: "I'm a trendsetter and don't care what anyone else is doing!" What Color Nail Polish Best Fits You?

Are You A Snobby Girl?
You Are A Little Snobby And being a little snobby every once and a while is totally allowed. Because if no one was ever snobby, no one would ever try to dress up or look pretty. And while you do enjoy the finest things in life (that you can afford), you tire of superficiality. You know there's more to life than what's just on the surface. Are You a Snobby Girl?

Violent Lil Ole Me
There's a Chance You Could Be Violent Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage. Could You Be Violent?

Winnipeg Tourism Videos
A few years ago I took my camera out with me everyday for walks home from work and just walks for fun. it was a great way to exercise and I made these two videos as a result. I hope you enjoy and I look forward to your feedback

Could You Be Violent?
There's a Chance You Could Be Violent Overall, you're a pretty chill person - and you have a good handle on your emotions. Sometimes your anger gets the best of you, and end up regretting how you act. Try to curb your temper more often. It only has to get out of control once to do some damage. Could You Be Violent?

Hands Of Sorrow
Sunrise through the morning glass light peering through to stir me from sleep. Dreams have come and gone nothing worth remembering Lite the incense say a prayer Meditation takes me drifting through the stars and over the hills across the seas Nothing has filled the hole in my heart the pain and hurt will not leave Booze pills and magick cannot take it away Nothing by chance I was taught Ange comes with a healing touch and gentle grace Cradling my heart in her hands She works a magick I have never felt I look into her eyes and see the universe Chains have broken loose my soul is soaring She places my head in her lap as I drift off to sleep

Light
I've seen the light And it's in you, In everything you are And in everything you do It's a perfect light That shines for all to see It radiates from you And has pierced the heart of me The light is from a friend. It's a light that keeps me warm. It lets me know how loved I am, And keeps me safe from harm To you my friend I am thankful, In each and every way. For you lift my spirits up, With every passing day To know that you are there for me It makes me feel alive Because it is your friendship's light Upon which my love thrives "Thank you" isn't good enough But they're the only words I know It is your light of friendship That gives my world it's glow

What Kind Of Girl Are You?
You are a Rocker Girl! If you don't have musical talent, you've got a talent for picking out great CD's. Music rules your life - and you've got the best MP3 collection of anyone you know. Many guys find you intimidating, but a select few think you're the catch of a lifetime. Start hanging out in more used record stores, and you'll find love with a fellow rocker! What Kind of Girl Are You?

My Dress Style
Your Style is Classy You've got class, and you know how to put together a guy catching outfit You're more likely to shop at Bloomie's than bebe For you style is looking like a million bucks... And you're always do with your fantastic yet feminine wardrobe Is Your Date Fashion Style Classy, Sassy, or Trashy?

What Kind Of First Impression Do You Make?
You Make a Great First Impression You can handle almost any social situation with grace, even the tricky ones. Strangers often find you charming and interesting. You are often remembered fondly. Even if you're not naturally outgoing, you can make conversation with anyone if you need to. Whether you were born this way or had to work to get here, you are definitely charismatic. You're popular and well liked. People definitely look forward to being around you. Your social connections bring you a full and rich life. You understand how important it is to make a lasting impression. What Kind of First Impression Do You Make?

My Birthday
Your Birthdate: March 18 You are a cohesive force - able to bring many people together for a common cause. You tend to excel in work situations, but you also facilitate a lot of social gatherings too. Beyond being a good leader, you are good at inspiring others. You also keep your powerful emotions in check - you know when to emote and when to repress. Your strength: Emotional maturity beyond your years Your weakness: Wearing yourself down with too many responsibilities Your power color: Crimson red Your power symbol: Snowflake Your power month: September What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

What My B-day Means
Your Birthdate: January 27 You are a spiritual soul - a person who tries to find meaning in everything. You spend a good amount of time meditating, trying to figure out life. Helping others is also important to you. You enjoy social activities with that goal. You are very generous and giving. Yet you expect very little in return. Your strength: Getting along with anyone and everyone Your weakness: Needing a good amount of downtime to recharge Your power color: Cobalt blue Your power symbol: Dove Your power month: September What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

What Type Of Writer Should You Be?
Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Score: 84% Your Intrapersonal Intelligence is Very High You've spent a lot of time introspecting, and it's really paid off. You are comfortable with who you are, and you have a life philosophy that you are happy to live by. And you're always re-evaluating what you believe. Because you learn something new about yourself each day!

Intrapersonal Intelligence
Your Intrapersonal Intelligence Score: 84% Your Intrapersonal Intelligence is Very High You've spent a lot of time introspecting, and it's really paid off. You are comfortable with who you are, and you have a life philosophy that you are happy to live by. And you're always re-evaluating what you believe. Because you learn something new about yourself each day!

What Type Of Womens Shoes I Am
You are Barefoot! You're a total free spirit, go with the flow girl You can't be restricted by shoes for very long And unsuprisingly, the same goes for men Your match is out there - and he's as carefree as you are What Kind Of Women's Shoe Are You?

How Sexy Are You?
You Are Very Sexy Damn! You are one hot number. You have a lot of sex appeal. You know you're sexy, and you're not afraid to put it all out there. And while you're very appealing, you're careful not to be trashy or over the top. Sexy is all about attitude. And you totally have the attitude that people love. How You Are Sexy You are friendly and outgoing, even to people who don't deserve it. Your positive body language makes you even sexier. You know what (or who) you want, and you're not afraid to go get it. What could be sexier than that? Your modern look is sexy. You don't give people too much of the same old thing. You like to change it up. You are flirtatious and fun with most people. You know how to keep things light, friendly, and sexy. Are You Sexy?

My First Auction...rates & Bids...pleaseeee
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Are You A Hippie?
You are a Hippie You are a total hippie. While you may not wear birks or smell of incense, you have the soul of a hippie. You don't trust authority, and you do as you please. You're willing to take a stand, even when what you believe isn't popular. You like to experiment with ideas, lifestyles, and different subcultures. You always gravitate toward what's radical and subversive. Normal, mainstream culture doesn't really resonate with you. Are You a Hippie?

Remember Now, And Do Not Forget Later...
You talk trash about your 'buddies' that aren't with you.He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes. He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean. You go to the mall and get your hair redone. He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today. You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over. He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months. You hug and kiss your girlfriend, l

No Negativity Please...
as I know they may be based in love but right now I'm so full of rage, pain and fed up with being told what I'm not being enough, doing enough, fighting hard enoough and that I'm a fake victom... I fight every day with every breath, thought,heartbeat, blink and sheer control not to sit and scream all day. I know my friends and acquaintances can only read my typed words, but those who "care care" take the time to ask me for the whole picture. Right now on weekends, if you want to know it all, call me, I can talk for hours, but not so during the week as I now have to fight my insurance company on the one of over 9 ER trips in the last month. So please, if, even in love, your going to chide me, or take offense, or anything else not made of sugar; then call me next weekend and I'll do my best to try and give you the whole picture of this massive painting that is my every moment. No submisive victim here... Nothing but warrior at heart, so thank you. So here was my day after I

I Am Pretty Real
You Are 77% Real You know who you are, and you're pretty darn comfortable with yourself. Like everyone, you struggle with the parts of yourself that aren't so great... But you're good at accepting who you are and not dwelling on your faults. As a result, you're confident, optimistic, and very real. How Real Are You?

A Sneak Peak Into The Auction!!!
Just a quick sneak peak into the auction because I can't contain the secret!! Some of the entrants are offering HH's, Bling Packs, Blasts and much, much more!!! This auction is going to be awesome and sure to rock some socks off =)!!!! I can't wait to see what happens!!!! Also, I've thrown another twist into it!!! I, yes, I am auctioning myself =) So don't miss out!!! You just don't know what this auction can bring you!!! **** NOTICE **** There is still time to get in this auction. The last day to enter is March 13th... So come on!!! What are you waiting for?!?! If you want to get in this auction, please see my other blog or bulletin for details. We'd love to have you in it!!! This very fun, sock rocking auction is brought to you by: SpizZyGooDNesS ♥ Crushed by RaZorsEdge ♥ ♠ Fukk buddy to 2slutty ♠@ fubar

Well Really Its January, But....
Your True Birth Month Is June Fussy Abiding Friendly Stubborn Talkative Sensitive Executive Hesitating Easily hurt Active mind Easily bored Daydreamer Loves to joke Tends to delay Temperamental Brand conscious Loves to dress up Having lots of ideas Good debating skills Funny and humorous Thinks far with vision Prone to getting colds Polite and soft-spoken Able to show character Seldom show emotions Knows how to make friends Easily influenced by kindness Takes time to recover when hurt Choosy and always wants the best Those who love me are enemies; Those who hate me are friends What's Your True Birth Month?

Leaving Out Of Galveston
For all of you to know I am a travel agent. Found a good deal on a cruise going out of Galveston in Sept. If anyone is interested email me at tx_scorpion2002@yahoo.com. Yes I am trying to get some business. lol

Underwear Oracle
What Your Underwear Says About You You buy the sexiest underwear you kind find, and always have something hot on underneath your clothes. You're sexy, in that pinup girl, tease sort of way. The Underwear Oracle

Sooo...
I've got an idea. For everyone that buys me a VIP I'll do a salute, either SFW or NSFW, your choice. I know, selling myself, it happens. I really enjoy VIP and I just really don't have the money right now. This does mean that I'll do more then one salute. One for every month someone else pays for!

Elder
The Elder tree (Sambucus nigra) is one of the sacred trees of Wicca and Witchcraft and represents the thirteenth month on the Celtic Tree Calendar. The thirteenth month was composed of just three days, the last two days of October being the end of the old Celtic year, leading into the 1st of November and the start of the New Year. Today it is celebrated as the pagan festival of ‘Samhain’, more commonly known as ‘Halloween’. The word Elder is derived from an old Anglo-Saxon word ‘aeld’ meaning fire, an association given to the Elder because of its use. The soft pith of an Elder branch pushes out easily and the tubes formed were used as pipes for blowing up fires, later Elder bellows were made for same effect. From this followed the folk names Pipe-Tree, Bore-tree or Bour-tree, the latter still being used Scotland is traceable to the Anglo-Saxon form Burtre. Other early names include Eldrun or Ellhorn, and then later in the fourteenth century it became known as Hyldor or Hyllantr

Bob And Larry
Bob and Larry Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself. "Oh, no . . . Now my wife will kill me!" Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill." So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker. Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! My God, you're disgusting!" Speaking very carefully so as not to slur his words, Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jew think. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me . . . he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor. He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!" His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this

Reed
The Reed (Cytisus scoparius) is more of a shrub plant than a tree but still considered sacred to Wicca/Witchcraft and was revered by the ancients of long ago. The reed symbolizes Purification, Protection, and Fertility. It also represents established power, wands, rods and scepters made from reeds were carried as symbols of authority. The common reed in England is called Broom and is better known by its folk name “Scotch Broom”. Broom is a densely growing shrub plant indigenous to England and the temperate regions of Europe and northern Asia. It can be being found in abundance on sandy pastures and heaths were it commonly grows wild. In the sandy soils of America due to its proliferation, the broom has been regulated as a “Class B” noxious weed under state law, and is designated for control in most counties of Washington and Oregon where Local, County and State weed control boards have regulations controlling its movement and harvest. The broom is a member of the Leguminosae

Married Life Rocks!
I am so loving married life. I hate to say it but I married the best man in the world! How many men cook, clean, do laundry, help take care of the kids, and take care of their wife when they feeling sick? Not too many that I know of. We have been married for a little bit over a month now and it is going so good. I dont know where I would be without him. We are so very much in love with each other and every day is a blessing.

No 4
You seem to have a problem with me, well get in line & take a number. All I hear from your mouth, is blah blah blah. The bigger man would just walk away, but the rest of me wants to knock you, pop you & drop you, like a habit of bad proportions. your mother should've had an abortion. If I was a con man, you'd be facin extortion. Well, I got news for you, I don't give a fuck about you. Go and get your pants in a bunch. You look at me, like my mind must be lunch.

My Love...
My heart skips a beat I skip a breath My nerves are shot And I get the shakes My feels warm I tingle All Over Just at the though of you. You make me smile On the darkest days You have my heart For the rest of our days. I can't stop Thinking of you As I sleep You dance in my dreams. As I am awake Your smile is what makes me Thankful of each day. I can Bear through my days With the thoughts of you. Know you are always Within my heart. ~AngL~

Ivy
The common ivy (Hedera Helix) while not a tree is a sacred plant of Wicca/Witchcraft, revered of old by the ancients as much as it is today by contemporaries. Its most common association is with the Holly tree, the “Holly and the Ivy” being used extensively worldwide as a Yuletide decoration. There are many varieties of ivy but the English Common Ivy (Hedera Helix) is the most prolific (not to be confused with Poison Ivy (Rhus radicans), see below). The ivy is native to Europe, Asia, and North Africa, but is now cultivated in many other countries. Other common varieties are (Hedera helix hibernica) the Irish Ivy also planted extensively in America, and the (Hedera canariensis variegata) commonly planted in California. Ivy is a wild evergreen climbing vine that attaches itself to the bark of trees, brickwork and other surfaces. It climbs by means of curious fibers that grow out from every part of the stem. These fibers resemble roots and have small disks at the end by which i

Mirage
Mirage, vision challenged mental want recognized the things longed for Reflection, of true reality forced upon us by life genetics sealed our fate Ripples, running across time magnify the ware on ourselves all experiences resurface Miracles, come out renewing our imagination forcing us to return to youth Creativity, will emerge from deep inside our souls bringing all emotion to surface Sensitivity, is unleashed breaking the boundaries of aggression releasing the strong power of want

Ghost Wants A Little Company
HEY EVERYONE DJ GHOST IS MAKING HIS DEBUT TONIGHT AT MYSTIC DARK ANGELS LOUNGE COME ON BY AND CHECK HIM AND THE LOUNGE. YOU WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME AND GREAT CONVERSATION. SO LET'S SUPPORT ME LOL YEA I MADE THE BLOG. LOL SO COME ON OVER AND RELAX.JUST COPY AND PASTE THE LINK BELOW AND COME ON OVER AND SUPPORT THE GHOST RIDER. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=54397# Fire My Words

Vine
The Vine or Grape Vine (Vitis vinifera) is more of a shrub plant than a tree, but never the less as one of the oldest cultivated plants in the world, it is sacred to Wicca/Witchcraft and was revered as much as any tree by the ancients of long ago. Like the oak tree, the vine is a very long-lived plant, and is nearly as old as civilization. The fossilized leaves, seeds and stems of grapevines, some of them thought to be 40 million years old, have been found throughout the Northern Hemisphere. Wines produced from its grapes have been a universal drink since records began. Details of growing grapes and making wine have been discovered in Egyptian hieroglyphics dating from about 2400 BC. Grape seeds found with mummies in Egyptian tombs are thought to be at least 3,000 years old. Wine making was also a regular part of ancient Greek life and Pliny (see Old Masters of Academia) speaks of one that was supposedly 600 years old. In old Christian scriptures, Noah is said to have planted

Ladies And Gentlemen.....humor
I feel very serious about this subject I'm going to relay onto thus. Office Humor....where does it come from...what part of our mind reacts to it? Have you ever noticed, everybody fucking laughs at a joke in the office? I often find myself wondering, why in the hell am I laughing, when instead I realize how stupid the quip was and want to jab him/her (cause we can't be sexist anymore....when did it become illegal to grab a chicks ass? ITS A FUCKING COMPLIMENT) in the neck as punishment. The infamous pity laugh, its a disease that has plagued us all for centuries. Joker - "why did the chicken cross the road?" Victim - "why is a chicken trying to cross the road in the first place? WHO THE HELL let the chicken out?!" that is what I want to hear from now on; people rebuttling against this horrendous day and age of lack with humor. This is serious people! Do we really want our kids growing up to think they themselves can be a comedian? NO....NAY I say! We need to smack our kids i

Hazel
The Hazel tree (Corylus avellana) is member of the birch family (Betulaceae), and is one of the sacred trees of Wicca/Witchcraft revered by the ancients and contemporaries alike. In Celtic lore the Hazel was considered a tree of knowledge, particularly in Ireland were its nuts became a symbol of great mystical wisdom. There are some 15 species of Hazel native to the Northern temperate zones and variously called filbert, hazelnut or cobnut depending on the relative length of the nut to its husk. The large cobnut variety is of the European species. Common throughout Britain and Europe, Hazel can also be found in America, North Africa, Turkey, and in Central and Northern Asia. More of a large shrub than a tree, its average height is 12–20 feet (3½-6 meters) though is has been recorded to have grown up to 60 feet (18 meters). Its preference is to grow in copses, oak woods and hedgerows, and thrives in damp places near to ponds and streams, however it will fruit better if grown were the

When You Say Nothing At All
Fuck, I hate country music...lmao It's amazing how you can speak right to my heart Without saying a word you can light up the dark Try as I may I could never explain What I hear when you don't say a thing The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all All day long I can hear people talking out loud But when you hold me near, you drown out the crowd Old Mr. Webster could never define What's being said between your heart and mine The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall You say it best when you say nothing at all The smile on your face lets me know that you need me There's a truth in your eyes sayin' you'll never leave me The touch of your hand says you'll catc

Holly
The Holly tree (Ilex aquifolium) as a symbol of goodwill, peace, health and happiness is one of the sacred trees of Wicca/Witchcraft, but its most common association is as a Christmas seasonal decoration. In England Holly is an important native evergreen, as it is to most parts of central and southern Europe, but it is also grown in America, China and Japan. In the barren whiteness of winter against the frost and snow, Holly forms one of the most striking objects in the woodlands. Its glossy green leaves and clusters of scarlet/red berries, add a flash of color to trees without leaves cheering the hearts of weary wanderers. Many of the old Christmas Carols are full of allusions to Holly. As a small tree or shrub the Holly grows very slowly and if planted with other equally slow growing trees, it can achieve heights of up to 50 feet (15 meters) but more frequently in Britain its normal height is 30 to 40 feet (9-12 meters). In Italy and in the woodlands of France, especially those of

Men Shopping
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women - - she loved to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Wal-Mart. Dear Mrs. Brinkley, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Brinkley are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code

Update
hey there to all my FU friends. just letting you all know im not going to be around for a while. work calls and ill be away until June or even till October. will try to stop in and say hello to the ones that ill miss the most during that time. (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE) hope you all dont miss me too much.

Oak
The Oak tree (Quercus robur) was thought to have been a primary focus of worship long before the Druids of ancient times give prevalence and significance to other trees. It was believed that the oak was the first tree created by god and its fruit, the Acorn, the first food of mankind. The English or Common Oak was for many centuries the main forest tree of England and is intimately bound up in its history and culture. As an emblem of Britain a spray of oak was engraved on the sides of our coins, the old sixpence and shilling pieces bore it, then later it was replaced by the British lion. The Oak today is widely cultivated and distributed across Europe and the Northern Hemisphere, but while British forests are somewhat depleted, it is still regarded quintessentially English. Over the centuries the oak has been subjected to a good deal of variation and now there are over 400 hundred species. Oaks can now be found as far afield as Java, in the Mountains of Mexico and in South America.

The Keys To My Heart!
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to good manners and elegance. In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Hawthorn
The Hawthorn tree (Crataegus oxacantha) is one of the sacred trees of Wicca/Witchcraft and is associated with the spring celebrations. The main spring celebration is that of May Day which honors the sun god Belenus. His festival commenced on the first day the hawthorn blossoms opened, but today it is now celebrated on the 1st of May. Worldwide there is some 1,000 species of hawthorn. Here in Britain there are two main types known as the English hawthorn and Common hawthorn. In France it is known as L'épine noble and in Germany Hagedorn. Its botanical name (Crataegus Oxyacantha) is derived from the Greek kratos meaning hardness (of the wood), oxcus (sharp) and akantha (a thorn). The German name of Hagedorn, meaning Hedgethorn, tells us that from a very early period the Germans divided their land into plots by hedges. The word “haw” is also an old word for hedge. Its folk name Whitethorn comes from the whiteness of its bark and Quick from it’s growing as a quick and living he

This Will Only Take A Second... Quite Literally.
Rate this picture pretty please... While you are there you should R/F/A the host if you haven't already. He is an absolute sweetheart and always returns the love. Enjoy the upcoming week fu's! Thanks in advance to everyone that drops by the giveaway. =]

Willow
The Willow tree (Salix alba) has long had associations with Wicca/Witchcraft and figures in the folklore and mythology of many cultures. The botanical name of the Willow 'Salix' comes from the Celtic word 'sal' - meaning near, and “lis” - meaning water. Because the Willow grows rapidly and has deep tough roots, they are widely planted to check soil erosion particularly on the banks of rivers and streams. It also flourishes in the moist ground found in many temperate regions throughout the world. As the Alder tree is known as the 'King of the Waters' so the Willow became known as its 'Queen'. The Willow tree comprises more than 300 shrubs or trees of the Salicaceae family and varies in height from a few inches to 70-80 ft (21-24 meters). Some of the more common types to be found are: the Black Willow (Salix nigra) named for its dark bark. The Pussy Willow also known as Goat Willow (S. discolor) usually grown as a shrub along the banks of streams, its furry catkins herald the coming o

Alder
The Alder tree (Alnus glutinosa) is one of the sacred trees of Wicca/Witchcraft and also a member of the Birch tree family. In folklore the Alder is known as the 'King of the Waters' with the 'Willow' tree as it's Queen. This association is due to their natural habitat near lakes, rivers and streams. The Alder tree is native to the British Isles and continental Europe where it flourishes in temperate and cold climates. The leaves of the Alder are broadly ovate, stalked and usually smooth. It produces catkins (so named for their resemblance to cat’s-tails) that are formed in the autumn, the fruiting ones having scales rather like tiny fir cones). The tree’s flowers appear in early spring before the leaves are fully out and its woody nearly globular female catkins are its so-called berries. Alder trees are usually small in stature but can reach heights of 70 ft (21 meters) in perfect conditions. There are four stages of production on the Alder tree at any given time, the old cones of

Ash
The Ash tree (Fraxinus excelsior) is one of the sacred trees of Wicca/Witchcraft revered by contemporaries and ancients alike. It is often referred to in verse by the phase “by oak, ash, and thorn,” which is used as a blessing during ritual or to affirm a charge of power in spellcraft. The Druids believed that oak possessed masculine energy and the thorn feminine energy, the polarities of which were balanced and focused by ash allowing the energies to be readily tapped and directed. In folklore it was believed that the fairies could be seen and conversed with by mortals wherever the three trees grew together. The ancient Irish called the ash tree “nin” and its name was given to the letter “N” in the ogham alphabet. There are about fifty species of the genus Fraxinus, and cultivation has produced and perpetuated a large number of distinct varieties of which the Weeping Ash and the Curl-leaved Ash are the best known. The Common Ash and the Privet are the only representatives in

Rowan
The Rowan tree (Sorbus aucuparia) is one of the sacred trees of Wicca/Witchcraft. As with most trees one of its main properties is that of protection. Of old, during the month of May, farmers passed all their livestock through a large hoop made of rowan to protect them and ensure fertility. Benevolent fairies are said to have inhabited the rowan, which if grown near the home would protect it and its occupants from evil spirits. A piece of rowan was often sewn into the clothing of children to protect them from capture by evil fairies. In folk magick the red berries of the rowan was soaked in water and then sprinkled around an area one wished to protect. In Scandinavian myths the first woman was formed from the rowan and the first man from alder. The red berries of the rowan were considered sacred by most cultures and are symbolic of the forces of creation - blood, life, death and renewal. The rowan blossoms in May and is still in fruit by Lughnasadh in August. The old people

I Have Pride
Your Pride Quotient: 44% You have your proud moments, but you're also likely to be a little ashamed of them. Don't be too hard on yourself. It's normal to want to make a stellar impression. How Much Pride Do You Have?

Birch
The common birch tree (Betula pendula alba, also B. pubescens, and B. verrucosa) is one of the sacred trees of Wicca/Witchcraft. Coleridge (the English poet and critic 1772–1834) spoke of the birch as the “Lady of the Woods”, due to its lightness, grace, elegance and fragrance particularly after rain. The wood of the birch is soft and not very durable but being cheap and the tree being able to thrive in any situation or soil, it is grown all over Europe and used for a wide variety of purposes. In country districts the lighter twigs are used for thatching, wattle fencing and brooms. Bobbins for thread-mills, herring-barrel staves and various fancy articles are made from birch, as is the manufacture of cloth. The tree is also a source from which asphyxiating gases have been manufactured, and its charcoal was and still is used for gunpowder. The white epidermis of its bark when separated into thin layers can be employed as a substitute for oiled paper and applied to various econom

Im Almost Manic Lol
You Are 49% Manic You are definitely super charged, and your energy is infectious! Your mania is something to be proud of. You wouldn't be you without it. Just make sure not to give into that self destructive streak of yours. Are You Manic?

Lord Of The Trees
Strange how my mind thinks, as I walk beside the trees. The ancient oak trees forming links, with their breath of wisdom reaching me. Their lineage is unbroken in the vastness of time. How do I respond as I walk past their line? My thoughts are of sharing in their wisdom and dark. Sensations of flotation as my hands clasp around the bark. Knowledge of ancient wisdom transcends the calm thoughts of time. A warmth deep inside forms as I acknowledge his sign. Energy flows upwardly from below my knees. Awareness takes over me, it comes from the Trees. Thoughts of yesterday's anger begin to fade. As the pieces of broken lives are being re-made. My mind is with the leaves as they float down to the ground. My pain has all gone without but a sound. Who can tell me better than the trees? How to live life, like the birds and the bees? Knowing always that everything comes in three's, The words, the wisdom, and The Lord of the Trees.

I Am A Banana Lol
You Are a Banana You are mellow, easy going, and a total softie on the inside. People find it really easy to get along with you. You suit most tastes. And while you're very sweet, you're not boring or ordinary. You have an attraction to the exotic, and you could show up anywhere... doing almost anything! You are spirited, energetic, and a total kick to be around. You're also quite funny. Your sense of humor is on the goofy side, and it fits you well. What Type of Fruit Are You?

Myths And Lore Of Trees
Since time began the tree has been recognized as a symbol of life and regeneration and to some of sacred knowledge. To primitive man the tree and its by-products were a source used in all aspects of life. It offered Shelter from the elements, Food from its fruit, Heat from a fire, Clothing from its bark and Tools as well as Weapons from its wood. Little wonder then that the tree evolved as one of the earliest symbols of reverence to worship. Of old the Oak tree was thought to have been the primary symbol of worship and then other trees were given prevalence. Trees in general were believed to have been the God incarnate. Kings, Queens, Emissaries, Priests and Priestesses all carried branches of Oak (or those of the other sacred trees) as symbols of their authority. The Staff (also made from rowan, walnut, birch and beech) became a symbol that the bearer was an emissary of the gods. Tree symbolism was common throughout continental Europe and the British Isles and appears in t

Some Words Of Advice
ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other. THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want. FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it. FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye. SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married. SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight. EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much. NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely. TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly.. No name calling. ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives. TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly. THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smil

My Superhero Power
Your Superpower Should Be Invisibility You are stealth, complex, and creative. You never face problems head on. Instead, you rely on your craftiness to get your way. A mystery to others, you thrive on being a little misunderstood. You happily work behind the scenes... because there's nothing better than a sneak attack! Why you would be a good superhero: You're so sly, no one would notice... not even your best friends Your biggest problem as a superhero: Missing out on all of the glory that visible superheroes get What Should Your Superpower Be?

Hopes....dreams....& Wishes
HOPES....I hope to learn the act of forgiveness, I hope we all achieve inner peace. DREAMS....of you...us...what can be...what will be! WISHES....I wish for a million tomorrows to make all my yesterdays repeat offenders

Bitch We Got A Problem....korn
For every person I've tried to be There's another ten inside I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M NEVER THERE I'M ALWAYS WITH YOU BUT NEVER HERE And you move in a hostile way Like you're recently wounded I REACH FOR YOUR WRISTS TO FEEL A PULSE YOU'RE FEELING YOURSELF FOR BOTH OF US We got a problem, it's plain to see We got a problem Which one, which one of you is into me? Which one, which one of me is into you? We're both schizophrenic I fear See how many voices you hear Which one, which one of you is into me? Which one, which one of me is into you? We are schizophrenic, don't stop No, not till I fuck this all up All the searching we do inside Is a futile attempt to TO SIFT WHAT WE'RE MEANT TO NEVER KNOW IT'S ALL SCREWED UP HOW THE RIVER FLOWS And I know that you tried to hide To center yourself, but WAS I THE BEAST THAT SUCKED INTO YOU? A REAL DARK BITCH DOWN INSIDE OF YOU? We got a problem, it's plain to see Bitch, we got a problem Which one, which one of

Breath, Where The Life Begins
Once a while I have to drop the things in my hands for a second and take a deep breath to feel the life in me. Like most of us I forgot to catch my breath when I was occupied by the business of the world. When I was driving, working or simply playing my PS3, I have to consciously remind myself of living instead of dying of indulging in those activities. I only have one life in this world. There is a choice I have to make every day, even every minutes to determine if I wanted to be driven my meaningless activities, or to be driven by something matters. Take a deep breath, I rethink my life, I decided to choose to make my work experience edifying; I decided to pray the change of my lazy heart when I am driving; I decided to cut down my PS3 times and raise up the time I spend with my friend and families. I feel alive again because I am living with a breath that brings more than just a breath, but love, life and inspiration...... Have you caught up with your breath recently?

Entj Mmmm...
You Are An ENTJ The Executive You are a natural leader - with confidence and strength that inspires others. Driven to succeed, you are always looking for ways to gain, power, knowledge, and expertise. Sometimes you aren't the most considerate person, especially to those who are a bit slow. You are not easily intimidated - and you have a commanding, awe-inspiring presence. In love, you hold high standards... for yourself, for your relationship, and for your significant other. While it's easy for you to impress others, it's hard for you to find someone who impresses you. At work, you are organized and good at delegating. You understand how to achieve goals. You would make a great CEO, entrepreneur, or consultant. How you see yourself: Rational, calm, and objective When other people don't get you, they see you as: Inflexible, controlling, and overbearing What's Your Personality Type?

Amen...kid Rock
It's another night in hell Another child won't live to tell Can you imagine what it's like to starve to death And as we sit free and well Another soldier has to yell Tell my wife and children I love them in his last breath C'mon now amen, amen, amen Habitual offenders, scumbag lawyers with agendas I'll tell you sometimes people I don't know what's worse Natural disasters or these wolves in sheep clothes pastors Now damn it I'm scared to send my children to church And how can we seek salvation when our nations race relations Got me feeling guilty of being white But faith in human nature, our creator and our savior, I'm no saint But I believe in what is right C'mon now amen, amen I said amen, amen Stop pointing fingers and take some blame, Pull your future away from the flame Open up your mind and start to live Stop short changing your neighbors Living off hand outs and favors, and maybe Give a little bit more than you got to give Simplify, testify, ide

Ode To Bravery In Brotherhood
Heated rivalry ensued deep Within bowels of uncertainty; Angels of mercy, cloaked In heavy boots & hard hats. Weakened floors, torn asunder Beneath scorched palms; Haunted by images, imprinted Upon memories, never forsaken-- You were there. Scorched breath, obscured by Pitch black, emblazoned within: Ventures, undertaken in silence; Selfless acts of heroism, in peril— To mourn fallen comrades; To answer a call to arms; To cradle a lifeless child; Exposed to perilous infernos; You were there. Symbols of goodness poked through The confines of hell, to comfort Sullen eyes; outstretched tears implored: To pierce oblivion with courage, ablaze. Valor was found, embedded in the ashes. To preserve life; driven by compassion; Charging forward into Ground Zero; Bonded by brotherhood, hand in hand. You were there.

Let The Bodies Hit The Floor
Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Beaten why for Can't take much more Here we go...Here we go...Here we go One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Push me again This is the end Here we go...Here we go...Here we go One - Nothing wrong with me Two - Nothing wrong with me Three - Nothing wrong with me Four - Nothing wrong with me One - Something's got to give Two - Something's got to give Three - Something's got to give Now Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Let the bodies hit the floor Le

Huh??
You Are An ESFJ The Caregiver You are sympathetic and caring, putting friends and family first. A creature of habit, you prefer routines and have trouble with change. You love being in groups - whether you're helping people or working on a project. You are good at listening, laughing, and bringing out the best in people. In love, you value harmony and mutual understanding. You will apologize or give someone the benefit of the doubt, if it means getting over a fight sooner. At work, you are good at building relationships and connecting with people. You would make a great nurse, social worker, or teacher. How you see yourself: Organized, dependable, co-operative When other people don't get you, they see you as: Opinionated, critical, and know-it-all What's Your Personality Type?

Liquid Being
Dripping strings of emotion A melting web entangling my mind I have ceased to be Yet here I am I am nothing And everything All at once Fade to shine Raw blue fingers Painting valleys Red eyes Such anger and rage Painted with life Soaked with feeling And now Liquefied with pain Longing to be whole Though I am all I need to be Secrets locked away Trembling with anticipation One day No longer a puddle The sun will caress me My eyes will be opened Nothing can touch me For I am nothing Yet everything And I fade to shine

A Old Poem
the first time i looked in your eyes i knew you were the one your eyes told a story the story of your bleeding heart searching for the love of your life the first touch made me feel as if i was the only one on this earth your kiss made a everlasting bond that will never end i am the one who is destined for you I have waited for you so long now your here and I get weak at the sight of you I will always be there to take care of you my love is everlasting and it will belong to you for eternity

Latest.......
Wow so much has happened since the last time i checked in....had a friend kill himself, shot himself in the head, so sad things got to the point he couldnt handle it anymore. On a good note has lost about 7 pounds on the new healthy eating lifestyle(not much yet but better then gaining), and got rid of the other laptop and got a new Sony Vaio and so far loves it , much bettre then the other one i had been fighting with for months now got that all sraightend out maybe once i have some extra money i can get vip again and catch up alot more with friends on here, but until then alot of you know where to find me on yahoo . XOXOXOXO

I Have My Sarcastic Moments
You Have Your Sarcastic Moments While you're not sarcastic at all times, you definitely have a cynical edge. In your opinion, not all people are annoying. Some are dead! And although you do have your genuine moments, you can't help getting your zingers in. Some people might be a little hurt by your sarcasm, but it's more likely they think you're hilarious. How Sarcastic Are You?

Moods
Tell me my estranged one How the colors holding crimson change to dawn Why sky is blue sometimes & sometimes Red or Dark Why the same sky is soothing, magical, loving, beautiful, & At times dreamy, scary, Painful or black. Tell me my estranged one why everything that begins on a happy note Ends on a sad note Warming anger, than boiling temper Releasing heat, torching & scorching by mid afternoon Than cooling down gradually as evening comes Showing suddenly from nowhere all of your love & care Turning everything you touch to golden As our kiss sends up flares of colorful rainbows All around showing the world that Love exists As we pass in our paths Lighting up your evening skies. Tell me my estranged one Why We let go off our hands to part ways With tears in our eyes Some shown some hidden As we begin our walk We leave each other in sadness Hurt, in Pin drop silence Thinking that this time & circumstance wants for now One Sacrifice, one misund

Always Alone
allowed you to take my hand thought you would show me love cried inside tears of pain as again I wasnt the one hurt so much now its hard to breath never enough not good enough it seems wasting away as I look inside dreams all shattered in the blink of an eye no room left to run as I am broken enough just laying awake so many tears in my eyes keep myself sheltered I can not love takes me away and always crashes to a stop no more dreaming no more fears doomed for eternity to be alone here scars on my body and the tears ive cried are nothing compared to the scars inside gave up the fight nothing left inside just holding my breath hoping death comes tonight

Blech
You Are Somewhat Machiavellian You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead... But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself. You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place. You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! How Machiavellian Are You?

At Least I Am Not An Attention Whore!
You Are An Attention Seeker You're only human, so you can't help but want a little attention every now and then. You love the spotlight, but only when it's well deserved. You'd hate to be known for the wrong thing. And you also don't mind sharing the spotlight. You can easily give someone else credit or a complement. You know there's enough attention to go around, and it makes you happy when your friends shine. You come across as: Friendly and interesting People may wrongly think you're: A little more modest than you actually are! Are You An Attention Whore?

Who's That Girl?
Angel of Death came to me on a beautiful sunday morning. She appraoched me with compassion and spoke sweetly to me in almost a whisper. Was it my time to meet her to go beyond to see the undiscovered country? She whispered fear not as she brushed my check with her hands. No fear remained as she leaned forward and kissed my forehead. The smell of jasmine and of the night lingered as she went back into the darkness. I was numb with bliss because of my encounter with the beautiful angel of death

Legend Of The Almond Trees
A Nordic princess, recently married to an Arab king and tormented by a desire to see her own snow-covered lands once more, became seriously homesick, which brought great sadness and pain to the King. His ingenious remedy was to order thousands of almond trees to be planted. When they were in blossom, he ordered all the windows of the palace to be opened. The princess was amazed at encountering field after field of white blossom. It reminded her of the snow-covered land of her own country and she was instantly cured. A tribute thanks to my dear friend Jo in Portugal who shared this story with me and the festival that is held every year in the Algarve region in the south of Portugal. Thank you Jo!

Ha Ha Ha!
You Are 36% Sociopath From time to time, you may be a bit troubled and a bit too charming for your own good. It's likely that you're not a sociopath... just quite smart and a bit out of the mainstream! Are You A Sociopath?

Wtf!!!
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stop at a rest area and headed to the restroom. I barely sat down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying, "Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, "Doin' just fine!" And the other person says: "So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say, "Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!" At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can, when I hear another question. "Can I come over?" Ok, this is just too weird for me, but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, "No...I'm a little busy right now!" Then I hear him say nervously, "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions." Cell phones......don't you just love them.

My Guestbook
For those of you that do not know, In Sept.2006 I lost my first grandson to SIDDS. I have created a guestbook in MEMORY of our Jordan on my profile. If you would be so kind as to help us keep his spirit alive and let the world know that we will fight to find a cure for this unforgiving, unknown, death of kids. OUR KIDS! I would appreciate it very much. Just click on the link below the guestbook that says SIGN THIS GUESTBOOK, and follow the instructions. Love you all. God Bless, Angie

Lowest Form Of Human Beings...
I hate, loathe, despise people who lie. What is so hard about telling the truth? I don't lie. If I don't like you, I don't pretend to. If I am unsure about something, I ask. If you ask me a question, I will answer it honestly. If for some reason I don't want to answer it, then I will tell you, I prefer not to. Holy fuck. I hope there is a special place in hell for liars, where they get ass raped by some huge machine that just rams a giant fucking splintering piece of wood up their ass.

Go Figure
You Don't Have a Big Mouth In fact, you like to keep your life very private. You figure that your personal life is no one's business. And if people try to pry, they'll end up unsuccessful. You're a big mystery to people - and that's fine by you! Do You Have a Big Mouth?

Freak Challenge!
Attn FREAKS... Are you up for a challenge? What Freak couldn't use an additional $100,000 FUBUCKS??? SO, I will give $100,000 FUBUCKS to the FREAK that finds me the most F/A/R's today! If you have friends that aren't already my friends tell them to come on by and F/A/R me, PebblesinAZ! Be sure to have them say, "(your name) sent me to FREAK'n F/A/R you!" I will keep running totals in your FREAK SHOW TICKET captions! GET TO IT! REPOST THIS AND BE SURE TO LOVE UP THE NEW FREAKS AT THE BOTTOM! There is still time to become part of the FREAK SHOW! xoxo PebblesinAZ WELCOME TO THE... STEP INSIDE AND TAKE A L00K AROUND! THE ORIGINAL FREAK: Freak@ fubar and THE UNDERCOVER FREAK: ~PebblesinAZ~READ MY BLOGS~ OwN3d by Emanon! XOXO@ fubar ...have put together a little adventure for you. Not to be confused with any train, plane, coaster or boat ride! It's a... ...and you are about to meet some... The dictionary d

Injustice
I have just read and signed the online petition: "Civil Rights & Due Process Violations of Michael A. Mette" hosted on the web by PetitionOnline.com, the free online petition service, at: http://www.PetitionOnline.com/m1977m/ I personally agree with what this petition says, and I think some of you might agree, too. If you can spare a moment, please take a look, and consider signing it yourself, it could help make thigs right. Thanks, Diva

Sorta Abnormal Lol
You Are 52% Abnormal You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul. You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess. You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection. You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement. You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

Bunny And The Snake
----- One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail and tripped over a large snake and fell, kerplop right on his twitchy little nose. "Oh please excuse me," said the bunny. "I didn't mean to trip over you, but I'm blind and can't see." "That's perfectly all right," replied the snake. "To be sure, it was my fault. I didn't mean to trip you, but I'm blind too, and I didn't see you coming. By the way, what kind of animal are you?" " Well, I really don't know," said the bunny. "I'm blind, and I've never seen myself. Maybe you could examine me and find out." So the snake felt the bunny all over, and he said, "Well, you're soft, and cuddly, and you have long silky ears, and a little fluffy tail and a dear twitchy little nose. You must be a bunny rabbit!" The bunny said, "I can't thank you enough. But by the way, what kind of animal are you?" The snake replied that he didn't know either, and the bunny agreed to examine him, and whe

Rangers 1-0 Hibernian
Rangers 1-0 Hibernian Chris Burke fired Rangers in front at Ibrox Rangers progressed to a Scottish Cup clash against Partick Thistle thanks to a Chris Burke strike against Hibernian in the fifth-round Ibrox replay. Both teams had early chances but Burke broke the deadlock in 39 minutes, rifling into the corner of the net. With Hibs chasing an equaliser, Rangers substitute Nacho Novo was red-carded in the 79th minute following a reckless lunge on Thierry Gathuessi. Hibs rallied in the final minutes but failed to trouble Neil Alexander. Rangers boss Walter Smith was sent to the stand in the furore which sprung from Novo's ordering off, but the Light Blues held their nerve to keep their four-pronged trophy chase alive. Smith made six changes from the side which defeated Werder Bremen in the Uefa Cup for the visit of the Edinburgh club. Goalkeeper Allan McGregor was suspended and was replaced by Alexander, who made his Ibrox debut. Kevin Thomson, Burke, St

What Kind Of Ex I Am
You Are A Sometimes Ex You're sometimes an ex, and sometimes you two are back together And while your ex may seem like old news right now... You've got to wonder why you keep getting sucked back in What Type of Ex Are You?

Poem
She's trying to forget about you -- like it's that simple && She's crying inside silently. Endlessly choking on her tears. && as she lay in bed last night, her heart¢¾ was hammering against her chest. Creating a build up of pressure in that cavity that holds her in this life. It's funny; you don't want to know me like that anymore. You don't want to admit you love me still. I can't let go. Thinking of you as I sit here, processing words in my mind. I'm creating raves on my cheeks && my chest feels hollow. My mouth is dry. && it aches. It actually aches. I'm not meant to feel like this for you. Not anymore. You're bad for me. The very wost. You don't act like you care. Besides, Me minus you equals me much better off. But it hurts. I don't want it to hurt anymore. She found out he didnt want her. He told her that he never loved her. She cried for hours. He said nothing but so many sorries. She had her heartbroken. He never wanted her anyways. She st

When It Comes To Men, Are You A Player?
The Only Thing You Play is "Cool" It's not that you don't have the skills to juggle a few men Nope, you just lack the desire. You prefer dating to be a simple one on one process. No games, no other people, no drama - just you and the guy you're getting to know. When It Comes to Men, Are You a Player?

Purple
You Are a Purple Crayon Your world is colored in dreamy, divine, and classy colors. You hold yourself to a sky high standard, and you are always graceful. People envy, idolize, and copy you without realizing it. You are an icon for those who know you. And while it is hard to be a perfectionist, rest assured it's paying off! Your color wheel opposite is yellow. While yellow people may be wise, they lack the manners and class needed to impress you. What Color Crayon Are You?

A Little Help?
I could use some help getting some fu bucks, this way i can spread the love to my friends that are also asking for bucks. Just go to this link and comment on my pic as mcuh as you can. Thanks! Rob http://fubar.com/viewimage.php?u=1172798&albumid=897528&i=386476826&idx=0

How I Communicate
You Communicate With Your Body This isn't as bad as it sounds, it just means that you're a "touchy-feely" person. You need a lot of affection in your life. And for you, this means both giving and receiving little touches. Warm hearted, you bond with people easily. In fact, you often feel a little sad when you're not in the company of others. A little moody, you tend to be controlled by your emotions. But a bit hug always comforts you! How Do You Communicate?

Low Maintance Thank Goodness!
You Are Low Maintenance Otherwise known as "too good to be true" You're one laid back chica - and men love that! Just remember that no good guy likes a doormat. So if you find your self going along to get along... Stop yourself and put up a little bit of a fight. Are You A High Maintenance Woman?

Weird
Your Inner Eye Color Is Green You're off-scale unique and creative - just like green eyes You're peaceful, relaxed, and easy to be around You've got an exotic flair that draws men in... with unique beauty. What Color Eyed Woman Are You Really?

My Way
My way is how it could be, i love him, he loves me, happy together just us two, there could be problems, just a few. perfection isn't my way at all, i would catch you if you fall, always be there for you no matter what, guard you from the sun when it gets too hot. My way you would be cared for, not a thing to worry about anymore, i wouldn't let the rain hit your head, no awkward silences or word's not said. i would give my life to have it my way, nothing bad left for you too say, no job that i haven't already done, i would make your life intirly fun.

Lol Hardly!
Your Power Color Is Lime Green At Your Highest: You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary. At Your Lowest: You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in. In Love: You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated. How You're Attractive: Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room. Your Eternal Question: "What else do I need in my life?" What's Your Power Color?

I'm Backkkkkkkkkkkkk
Back in Nola and believe me I missed it here. Pop is doing fine, he is in less pain then he was in before the surgery and thats awesome in my book. He had some vertbate in his back replaced with doner bone as well as a graft from his hip. He is moving well and is back to being his grouchy old self. LOL So tada all is right with the world. Thanks for all your concern and best wishes they mean't alot to me. Love to you all The Goddess

Promises
My Love, I make a lot of promises to you, promises I shall keep. I don't know why, but I'm compelled to make you a few promises here, so everyone can witness. I promise to love you unconditionally forever. No matter what happens, what you do or say, I will always love you. I promise to devote myself to you for eternity. I am yours, body heart and soul. Every waking second of my life is going to be spent trying to make you happy, Love. I promise to do anything in my power to make you smile. No matter the cost, no matter what I have to do to make it happen, I want to make you smile every day. I promise that I will never look down on you, I will always respect you and put you on a pedestal. Even if my sarcastic humor seems like I'm belittling you, I have nothing but respect for you Love. I promise I will never discount your wants and feelings. I will always consider you before I take any action..whether you are around or not. I may not always succeed, I may do stupid thi

Power Color
Your Power Color Is Gold At Your Highest: You are engrossed in passions that mentally stimulate you. At Your Lowest: You seek thrills and neglect what's important in your life. In Love: You see dating as adventure and approach it with an open attitude. How You're Attractive: You passion for life makes others passionate about you. Your Eternal Question: "Am I Having Fun?" What's Your Power Color?

I Love This One
R.E.M. - Supernatural Superserious Lyrics Everybody here Comes from somewhere If they would just as soon forget A disguise Disguised as they know you made you feel it At the summer camp they volunteered No one saw your face, no one saw your fear You got apparition just appeared Took you up and away from this place and shared Humiliation Of your teenage nation Nobody cares no one remembers or cares If your fantasies are Dressed up in travesties Enjoy yourself with no regrets So if you call out safe then I’ll stop right away When premise explodes and the room starts to shake The details shift And the stories the same You don’t have to explain You don’t have to explain Humiliation Of your teenage nation No one cares If your fantasies are Dressed up in travesties Enjoy yourself with no regrets Everybody here comes from somewhere If they would just as soon forget, disguise So if you call out safe then I’ll stop right away When the premise explodes and th

Lime Green Eh?
Your Power Color Is Lime Green At Your Highest: You are adventurous, witty, and a visionary. At Your Lowest: You feel misunderstood, like you don't fit in. In Love: You have a tough exterior, but can be very dedicated. How You're Attractive: Your self-awareness and confidence lights up a room. Your Eternal Question: "What else do I need in my life?" What's Your Power Color?

Prohibition Vs. Regulation
Prohibition vs. Regulation PLEASE FORWARD THIS OUT!!! Prohibition allows violent criminal gangs to control the production and distribution of drugs. **** Regulation allows government to control the production and distribution of drugs. Theoretically at least, the government is more responsive and accountable to the general citizenry than are criminal gangs. Prohibition - makes already dangerous drugs more dangerous, as there are no quality controls on the production of the drugs, increasing drug-related deaths. **** Regulation - imposes quality production controls for safety, reducing the number of drug-related deaths. Prohibition - ensures there will be no standard dosages and labeling for the prohibited drugs, increasing drug-related deaths. **** Regulation - allows drug dosages to be standardized and labeled, decreasing deaths due to overdose and contraindication. Prohibition - allows minors to have easier access to the drugs, increasing drug abuse and

Bleh
Your Brain's Pattern Your mind is a multi dimensional wonderland, with many layers. You're the type that always has multiple streams of though going. And you can keep these thoughts going at any time. You're very likely to be engaged in deep thought - and deep conversation. What Pattern Is Your Brain?

Lemony
You Are a Lemon Margarita Sour, tangy, and overpowering, you tend to give people a jolt back into reality. While you don't sugar coat things, you're honest - which is actually quite refreshing. What Flavor Margarita Are You?

Real Women
Grown Women Girls want to control the man in their life. Grown women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling. Girls check you for not calling them. Grown women are too busy to realize you hadn't. Girls are afraid to be alone. Grown women revel in it-using it as a time for personal growth. Girls ignore the good guys. Grown women ignore the bad guys. Girls make you come home. Grown women make you want to come home. Girls leave their schedule wide-open and wait for a guy to call and make plans. Grown women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits. Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Grown women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man. Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Grown women realize that a lil' bit of space makes the 'together time' even more special-and goes to kick it with her own friends.

Re Cap
so lemme recap the last bit of my life. so im homeless then some old lady takes me in for the last month till i leavce for basic training. i end up fucking her daughter and getting together with her. when i get done with basic training i marry her so i can double my paycheck. we decide that we dont want to have an open relationship but we wouldnt leave eachother for cheating. thats cool right i mean im in georga/ north carolina she is in california. then i go to iraq. im there for 12 and a half months and when i get back i find out she slept with her step brother and my best friends boyfriend. ok what ev on the boyfriend but her fucking step brother?!!! so i confront her about it and she lies and lies and lies. i finnally get the truth out of her. but im too discusted STEP BROTHER!?!?!?!?!?! plus she lied right so fuck that im out. kicked her, my bestfriend, and her boyfriend out of the house and sent em packin. then i met this really hot chick who seemed really cute. as it turns out s

Linguistic?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well. An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly. You are also good at remembering information and convincing someone of your point of view. A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary. You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Something To Think About
Something to think about Don't wait until tomorrow to tell someone you love them. Don't ever let the ones you care about question that you care. Take the time to smell the roses. Smile at a stranger. Don't sweat the small stuff. The dishes, laundry, and the rest of your "chores" can wait until tomorrow...take the time to play with your kid today. Laugh, laugh often. If you have something to say, say it. Don't make assumptions. Ask questions. Jump in a puddle. Play in the rain. Don't expect others to change if you are not willing to make changes yourself. Don't ask a question unless you truly want to know the answer. Be honest even if it's brutal. Go see a show on broadway. Travel. If you want to do something, do it. Take a chance. Don't brag. Pray. Take the time to listen. Take time for yourself. Getting hurt sucks, but the pain only lasts as long as you allow it. Learn from your mistakes, grow. Care what affect your actions may have on another. If you apologize, mean it

Day 2 Of Treatment 10 More To Go
today was day 2. This time not so bad, I dont guess. Still just feels like a bad case of the flu. Ten more to go I can so do this!!! I know I can beat this thing, and hell lets all go bald together!!! just a little hair has come out but not much.. Thank goodness I have thick hair.. I did get it cut shorter though and in layers so it wouldnt be so noticeable though... Gotta keep fighting, cause I am so determined to make cancer my bitch!!

New
SOMETHING NEW WANNA BE PIMPED OUT? OR HAVE SOMEONE IN MIND TO BE PIMPED OUT? IM GONNA DO A PIMP OUT FOR 25 PEOPLE. THE FIRST 25 TO SEND ME 25,000 FUBUCKS WILL BE IN THE PIMPOUT, OR PAY THE 25,000 FUBUCKS TO HAVE SOMEONE ELSE BE PIMPED OUT. I WILL ALSO GIVE YOU A NUMBER. 2 POSSIBLY 3 NUMBERS IN THE PIMP OUT WHEN POSTED IS THE WINNER OF 50,000 FUBUCKS, AND MANY GIFTS THAT WILL BE GIVIN. SO SEND YOUR PAYMENT NOW, AND SEE WHO WILL BE COMMING TO YOUR PAGE IN A PIMPOUT! **Devil Witch**@ fubar

Bid On Ninemmruger
MY FRIEND IS IN AN AUCTION, AND SHE HASNT HAD ANY BIDS. I JUST BID THE FIRST BID. NOW THIS WOMAN IS INCREDIBLE AND WHAT SHE IS OFFING EVEN MORE SO. SO I AM ASKING YOU TO PLEASE SHOW HER SOME LOVE AND GO BID ON HER. NINEMMRUGER -http://fubar.com/user/841096 Owned by ____ in name for 1 week if fubucks, and if vip, ticker. blast 1 month if HH 3 months Add to top friends for 1 week if fubucks, and if vip, ticker. blast 1 month if HH 3 months Add to family for 1 week if fubucks, and if vip, ticker. blast 1 month if HH 3 months Pimp out in blog/bulletin/mumm Link for your profile on my page for 1 week if fubucks, and if vip, ticker. blast 1 month if HH 3 months Rate all photos 10/11 during Happy Hour Rate all stash thumbs up during Happy Hour Profile comments Pimp your friends (chose 1-3 friends for a pimp out bulletin) Rate a friend of th choice My X-rated folder for your eyes only for 1 week if fubucks, and if vip, ticker. blast 1 month if HH 3 months

First Impression
You Make a Good First Impression You probably are making a much better impression than you realize. Social situations can be a bit awkward for you at times, and you tend to over think what you say and do. If you make a social faux pas, you remember it a lot longer than anyone else does. Just relax and do your best. There are little things you can do to improve your social image. Express more of an interest in the people around you, and be a good listener. The secret of fascinating people is that they find everyone else fascinating! What Kind of First Impression Do You Make?

Xmen: Jean Grey
You Are Jean Grey Although your fate is often unknown, you always seem to survive (even after death). Your mind is your greatest weapon, literally! Powers: telepathy and telekinesis, the ability to project thoughts into the mind of others, communication with animals Which of the X-Men Are You?

Need Mumm Policy Changes
sorry for crashing your mumm but change is needed Will the mumm policy ever change to reflect current standards regarding what is and what is not consider NSFW and the current reporting system used without verification and explanation to the user of detailed reasons a single breakfast mumm was deleted However I believe false reporting is the cause as this mumm was clean & safe ERROR: you're not allowed to do this. This policy needs to change Wow , a mumm on food deleted question was fruit for breakfast or bacon eggs & toast silly people Support tell me what part of this mumm was NSFW === 'fubar shop' spewed forth the following at '2008-03-09 09:04:55'.. > > A mum you have posted has been removed by the 'fubar' admins. This mum was removed because it was either offensive or NSFW (Not Safe For Work) in nature. Please read the Terms Of Service. NSFW CONTENT IS NOT ALLOWED in the public areas of 'fubar'.

Do You Have What It Takes?
Are You Outgoing? Do You Like To Have Fun? Do You Love Music? Then Come Join Out Team At Stinkeye Radio! Stinkeye Radio Is Now Hiring For The Following Positions:... No Experience Needed, We Will Train You! DJS Head Of Advertisement Advertisement Lounge Greeters Lounge Bartenders Security - Must be willing to travel from time to time for live shows If You Are Intrested In Joining Our Staff Go To Our HomePage Click Thee application link Fill Out The Information & Someone Will Get Back With You Asap! www.stinkeyeradio.com ** Please note it is volutary at the moment. **

Fragrance Profile
Your Fragrance Profile The best calming fragrance: jasmine The best fragrance for everyday wear: sandalwood The best fragrance to boost your sex appeal: rose The best fragrance for energy: peppermint What's Your Fragrance Profile?

Lets Define Sexy
im thinking we need to redefine the word sexy . i cant tell you how many times i have looked at some womans profile named sexy ____ ( fill in the blank) and had to supress my gag reflex. im not jsut talkign not hot im talkign painfull o0n the eyes . okay , sure "sexy is int he eyes of the beholder" but lets be realistic . if you can double for a movie monster with no makeup your probably not sexy . lets come up with a new word that these people can use . how about blubolastic . yea thats a good oen . well tell them it means uber sexy , but well know . and you notice i dont throw "sexy" at the begining of my name . im not that stupid .

Chance Meeting
On my screen you came out of the blue, Awakening my heart from pain to feelings before I never knew We are both scared of the road fate has shown Two souls paired to a destiny still unknown Should we choose to meet and tempt these hands of fate It would take two, for the odds to be beat To lead us to eternity and heavens gate Should we choose to not would our minds constantly wonder, Was that the one I always sought On that do we dare to ponder? For you have touched me deep I long to hold you for all time To be mine, forever to keep For us to share a lifetime I want your passionate kiss to take my breath away Never want to miss your touch while in each others arms we lay So now the decision is ours to make I'll treasure you whatever may be My heart is here for you to take Loyalty I'll, vow should you give yours to me?

Friends With Benefits?
So all men tell me what does this mean???? Just sex with a woman you know, who you only call when you "WANT SOME", or sex with a woman who you are friends with, and with whom you hang out with? Just clarify this with me please. as a woman I see it differently than a man. So I want to hear a mans point of view. So lay it on me men, tell me what "FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS" means to you!!!

Peace
Once upon a starlit dawn Bare feet walking on the frost covered grass A butterfly fluttered searching for a place to land. Masters of old always said you cannot catch a butterfly with a closed fist I opened my shivering hand as frosty air come out of my mouth. The butterfly landed on my palm gracefully and gently resting. It seem to look up at me as to say, your open hand gave me shelter and some air to breathe Your closed fist trapped precious air and was not available for shelter. Remember the lesson the butterfly taught, open your hand to give a gift' Open you hand to let someone else breathe. Peace

Life
"MISSING YOU" You came into my life when i needed a friend. You opened up your home And you let me come in. You had a heart of gold You would take anyone in. It was easy to talk to you It was easier to call you my friend. The advise that you would give I sometimes would ignore. Now this day I know Your advise I will get no more. I think of you each day And miss you even more. I wish I could go to your house And see you open the door. I was not there with you The day you went away. Even though I could not be In my heart your memory will stay. I sometimes talk to you And hope that you can hear. There are times when i feel alone I swear I can feel you near. I know I will see you again And I know this to be true. There are so many things I want to say But most importantly I LOVE AND MISS YOU!!!!!!!

Annoying People
So I browsing around the people because I was bored. I get click happy because I do it quickly. So this guy pops up and I go to rate him a 10, but I accidently hit the 9. It goes on to the next picture. I go "Shit". Then he leaves me this thing on the conversation box saying: "9's suck would you like some 1's to go with that nevermind im not gonna waste my time giving you points but thankyou for the points." So I try to explain the situation to him. But he blocks me! But not before he sends me a comment saying "Hello Hater". Why do people have to be so childish and wait and see why people rate them that? I mean it's pretty childish in my eyes.

Dad Update
Well he seems alot better he got bout 8 hrs sleep. the pain meds r working good on him, he'll be laid up fer almost a month though.moms tired too, but it was from worry. but at least hes here where we can take care of him. leahs over here most of the day, n shes such good help taking care of them. shes very loving patient, and caring. she was worred so badly too. but he seems alot better he just needs to rest, n ferget about work. we anit gonna deal with that now, n if that job absolutely needs to be finshed i can do it. hope everyones having a good sunday

Week Pt Deux
8:58am PST So yesterday, I went to Disney's California Adventure. So I didn't go at 10:00am like I wanted to, but I still arrived there nonetheless. I went with a good friend. He's probably going to read this anyway. Yes, I had fun. We went on most of the big rides, and I guess I was the tour guide. He hadn't mentioned before that it was only his 2nd time there? He said he'd only been on 3 rides. We started at random places and walked around almost throughout the whole park. We went on a couple of rides, including this one rocket ride, which he said looked like a giant vibrator. It looked like a rocket to me! But he would know what they look like, I still wouldn't. I still have virgin eyes as I have not seen one in person. Eww David! We went on a few repeated rides haha. I think it was cool. We saw It's a Bug's Life show. We rode on the carousel, and went on other rides. Including the raft ride near the bear mountain. It was cool. All 5 times, I got drenched.

Aberdeen 1-1 Celtic To Be Re Playd
Aberdeen 1-1 Celtic By Julian Taylor Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink saves Celtic's cup hopes at Pittodrie Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink netted in the last minute to keep Celtic in the Scottish Cup after Aberdeen had looked set for victory at Pittodrie. The Dons had taken the lead in the quarter-final tie when Jeffery de Visscher fired the ball under keeper Artur Boruc with 12 minutes remaining. At the other end, Derek Soutar made saves from Vennegoor of Hesselink while Scott McDonald also hit the woodwork. But Vennegoor of Hesselink swept home from six yards with just seconds left. Interview: Aberdeen manager Jimmy Calderwood Interview: Celtic manager Gordon Strachan Celtic manager Gordon Strachan made four changes to the side that lost to Barcelona in the Champions League in midweek for the trip north. Andreas Hinkel returned from suspension to replace right-back Mark Wilson and Darren O'Dea came in for left-back Lee Naylor. Evander Sno replaced

Holiday Rooooad And Fair Is Fair!!!
Body: An 80s Survey... Body: IF YOU WEREN'T BORN BEFORE 1987 DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT THIS QUIZ 1. How old were you in 1980? I WAS BEING MADE IN 1980.... 2. How old were you in 1989? 8. 3. Wuzzles or Popples? WASN'T A FAN OF EITHER. 4. Did you watch Transformers? RELIGIOUSLY. 5. Did you see E.T. on the big screen? SEVERAL TIMES, I LIKED FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR BETTER. 6. Did you own a Lite Bright? I BROKE A FEW OF MY SISTERS. 7. Who is your Favorite Golden Girl? SOPHIA OF COURSE!! 8. When someone says " Who you gonna call? " You think? BILL MURRAY USED TO BE FUNNY... 9. What was your favorite toy? GI JOES MOTHER FUCKER!! 10. Did you have a Pogo Ball? I HAD THE WALMART RIP OFF BRAND. 11. Did you listen to New Kids on the Block? FORCED TO BY MY SISTER. 12. Which New Kid was your favorite? APPARENTLY I LOOKED LIKE JOEY. 13. Did you play M.A.S.H? YEAH. MANSION, APARTMENT, SHACK, HOUSE. 15. Did you have Jelly bracelets? YEAH, THEY MAD

Daylight Savings Time....
Did You Forget To Spring Forward??? I know I did so just wanted to remind everyone. Time flies when you're having fun and remember to check the batteries in your smoke detectors and emergency apparatus. Better safe than sorry. Wishing All a Beautiful Day!

Those Special Ones..
I know today is supposidly about me being it's my birthday today and all.. but I've gotta to give credit where credit is due and put out there those people who help me make it through the day and rock my socks off :-D So.. say hello to my rockin family and give em a shout tell em matthew sent ya.. My dearest Boo.. The one that keeps me in line and my adviser to a lot of random things..*hugs* Katiemae... truly one of my best friends on here..She might be a flirtatious lil woman but me and her can't help but laugh at each others random tardness..♥ ya! Shannon..shes one of my local buddies and I owe her a bit for all the advice and mostly drink recipes we've shared over the past year lol..thanks for being there woman! :D BJ.. If we were any closer truly i'd have a new drinking buddy.. lol but since we don't its all good..another one of my great friends who deserves a bit of recognition in my book..thanks for being there hun..:) Tracy..more like my online m

Week!!
8:35am PST Ok so most of you don't know this. Lately, I've become a workaholic. Whatever that means... So nothing else has been new in my life. I've been busy working. Unfortunately, I decided to drop out of school this semester. It was getting too costly. Normally, I make enough to pay for my books, since I qualified for a couple of waivers, but this semester was not enough. I wish my situation could be better, but it is what it is. So this week has been hectic! On Monday I worked 12 hrs. On Tuesday, I was lucky enough to work 7 hours, but again on Wednesday I ended up working 12 hrs. On Thursday, however, I worked 8.5 hrs, worked straight through lunch but that wasn't even the beginning of it! So about Thursday... I get a call or two or three at 3 something in the morning (it's not like I'm going to take a look at my caller ID)! I received a call from my friend's fiance and he left a voicemail saying he'd been locked up. Since we both know she doesn't have a ho

You Can Win 100,000 Plus More
glitter-graphics.com TIME TO GO RACING! Race:Kobalt Tools 500 - Atlanta Motor Speedway Date:03/09/08 Time:1:30 p.m East Time 12:30pm Cent Steaks: 100,000 Fubux Plus New Race Entries Brocasted Live On Cam In Stinkeye Radios Lounge Click Here - http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51165 WE'RE RACING AWAY WITH A NASCAR POOL AT STINKEYE RADIO! YOU WANT TO GET IN ON THE DEAL HERE'S HOW: PRIVATE MESSAGE ME YOUR FAVORITE DRIVER AND 30,000 FUBUX YOU MUST EMAIL ME EACH WEEK WITH YOUR DRIVER AND 30,000 FUBUX BUX WILL BE SPLIT BETWEEN ALL WINNERS WHO CHOOSE THE WINNING DRIVER PLEASE ONLY SERIOUS PARTICIPANTS & NO DRAMA!!! ANY QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO PRIVATE MESSAGE ME *** DJ Bytch *** CT/ FU Wife Of DJ Jay *** Owner Of Stinkeyeradio.com *** (Fu - Owned by AirBags)@ fubar

Lubbin' My Ladies
I have had a great time getting to know my first fubar owned, that I had to go out shopping for a few more. I just wanted to take a few minutes and thank them. Please stop by and give all these ladies some love. OK I had to edit this a couple of them haven't been fulfilling there commitments so I don't luffle them as much but I did add another I do. The sexiest Canadian (had to buy her again) Lacey™ ۞ owned by Jak ۞@ fubar A Real Artist(freed on 3/22but still loved ☠☠☠BrightEyedArtist☠☠☠@ fubar A real Texas rose(freed on 3/22 but still loved Texas Tea ~(FFF)~ Owned By JAK~ ~ FU-BOMBER FAMILY MANAGER@ fubar Some sweet SKY Just* Me* Sky Owned by (JAK~ ۞)why Fu Marriage, can't we just live in FU Sin?**FU Orphan**@ fubar The Hottest Patriot(freed on 3/22)but still loved i support our troops!(THANK YOU FOR WHAT YOU ALL DO!!)@ fubar My kind a Milf The Baddest MILF®@ fubar Everyone needs a little Sunsh

Plz Help A Helper!!!!!!!
A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF MINE IS IN A GIVEAWAY FOR A VIP/FUBUCKS. SHE NEEDS 15,000 COMMENTS. KHANDY IS A GREAT PERSON THAT ALWAYS HELPS OTHERS SO LETS HELP HER...THANK YOU VERY MUCH...**HUGG ZZ**..HERE IS THE LINK

Freezin Ballz
Race was nice today, I took pictures so you could see what I was wearing and they also had photographers on the route so expect more pics, the weather was freezin ballz ass cold so I wore the spandex pants,shirt and my shamrock tshirt, brought a pair of shorts just in case the weather would've changed, maybe I'll do the same race next yr if i'm still around, I improved my timing by 4 minutes since my first 5mile race, I'm becoming one of the area's top runners and I love when people cheer me on, my goal is to maybe qualify for the olympic trials, by the time i hit 30yrs old I should be there and I can't wait, ran into my running buddy at the race, didn't expect on running into him so soon cause it was over 5,000 runners, imagine that 5,000 runners just to run a 5mile run, I made my way into the front of the line so i wouldn't get caught in middle, wanted to stay for the celebration after the race but its military time, I have to go get my weekly haircut that the military requires me to

Sex Therapy
A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye. The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave. Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's marr

Drivers License
Your Driver's License Tells It All!! A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?' 'Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,' the mother replied. 'It's not polite.' 'OK', the little girl says, 'How much do you weigh?' 'Now really,' the mother says, 'those are personal questions and are really none of your business.' Undaunted, the little girl asks, 'Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?' 'That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!' The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play. 'My Mom won't tell me anything about her,' the little girl says to her friend. 'Well,' says the friend, 'all you need to do is look at her drivers license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it.' Later that night the little girl says to her mother, 'I know how old you are, you are 32.' The mother is

Wanna Own Him?
Thunderstrike is in an Auction!!! "I'm up for auction, please stop by and bid click on the pic and don't forget to rate as well. Thank you! Thunderstrike." He will come and return the favor by rating your pictures and your stash. Help him with this auction. Click his link below: Posted By: * HOLLY HOTBOX * ~Owner of Lounge Area 51~&~Club F.A.R.~&~I.B.I.C.@ fubar (repost of original by '* HOLLY HOTBOX * ~Club F.A.R.~&~I.B.I.C.~&~Fubar World Cruise Member~&~Sisters 4 Life~' on '2008-03-08 15:30:15') (repost of original by 'Thunderstrike*Owned by Sweet ♥Judy*//Top shelf crew//' on '2008-03-09 07:58:19')

Home Remedies
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES 1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the shower. 4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough. 7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. Da

Man And Wife
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old beauty." "Now we have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and a plasma TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your end of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old beauty, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10 inch black and white TV. Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis.

Frank
Haha... on recommendation of Mrs. R, here's a convo with Mr. R, where he just talked to my box. ->Frank the ...: lmao... no Frank the ...: holy shit you dont remember? ->Frank the ...: Or rather, you talking to me in the sb ->Frank the ...: LMAO... wow... I wake up to your conversation with me in the shoutbox Frank the ...: alright, im pretty fucking bored, im going to go kill myself now Frank the ...: I even talk in my own box Frank the ...: I'm getting used to talking to box's now Frank the ...: he didnt answer, but I talked to him anyway Frank the ...: scrapper's Frank the ...: I had a pretty long conversation with scrapper shout box Frank the ...: are you sure punkin, do you need some tlc? ->Frank the ...: I"m OK Frank the ...: are you passing out on me punkin? Frank the ...: wow Frank the ...: I got blocked from a mumm Frank the ...: yea, your an alchy to, that is fucked up ->Frank the ...: I know, I was therapizing an alcoh

Invictus- A Poem I Got From Big Tex(thanks)
Out of the night that covers me black as the Pit from pole to pole I thank whatever gods may be for my unconquerable soul In the fell clutch of circumstance I have not winced nor cried aloud under the bludgeonings of chance my head is bloody, but unbowed Beyond this place of wrath and tears looms but the horror of the shade and yet the menace of the years finds, and shall find me, unafraid It matters not how strait the gate how charged with punishments the scroll I am the master of my fate I am the captain of my soul

August Personality
------------AUGUST BABY --------------- THIS IS ME!!!! outgoing personality. takes risks. FEEDS ON ATTENTION! no self control. kind hearted. self confident. loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. easy to get along with and talk to. has an "every thing's peachy" attitude. likes talking and singing. loves music. daydreamer. easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. loves to be loved. hates studying. in need of "that someone". longs for freedom. rebellious when withheld or restricted. lives by "no pain no gain" caring. always a suspect. playful. mysterious. "charming" or "beautiful" to everyone. stubborn. curious. independent. strong willed. a fighter.

I Dont Know How Things Changed So Much Overnight
This is what I'd like to know--You give your heart to that one special person-telling them your dreams and things you never told anyone else- hearing I love you, saying I love you, spending nice weekends together--making plans for the future and then, out of the blue, from nowhere you're hit with a "Dear John" or in my case "Dear Jane". No reason given, won't speak to me-hasn't in a month. I've pretty much, with the exception of a few emails asking why he won't talk to me and what happened, and explaining that you don't just turn feelings off--I even went so far as to send him a copy of an email he'd sent me not too long ago; left him alone like he asked. And every time I see someone we know and they ask how he is, I start crying and say "I don't know, he dumped me." I can't help it -- it hurts and it hurts bad. He's said he'll never date anyone he's dated before again. I just don't know what happened. Everyone is saying give it time, well its pretty damn hard to give it tim

Finally Realized...
I've finally realized that the only person I can change is myself. I need to accept other people for who they are. I can make myself the best person I can possibly be and I still can't make everyone happy. The only person I need to worry about making happy is myself. Realizing this and accepting this simple fact has made my life alot easier. It means I am not responsile for other people actions. It means I don't have to react to everything other people say or do to me. It means everything isn't personal. I had a friend on here that blocked me because I wasn't what they thought I should be. It hurt until I realized that it isn't that important to me. It's not going to affect my life. What is going to effect my life is only what I let effect it. I've got a man in my life. I accept him for the way he is and now I can really enjoy my time and my life with him. I can respect his wishes and not share our problems with other people. I don't need to. The only person who needs to be i

Haevan's Gate
the echo of boots upon the stone walls rang down the corridor, preceding a pair of figures whom talk quietly amongst themselves. "Well how was the meeting, M'Lord. Did the other Celestial Lords agree? Do they believe you..when you say that a darkness is coming from the rim?" asked the one looking to the other while they walked. "Mafion my friend..they listened only to appease me if they truly believed they would heed my words and sends the naval fleet and give the Release to us. they care nothing more then their own hides anyways..." Respond the other whom is tall and hints of his long platnum hair flow free from within the cowl over his head, and his voice shows a hint of sorrow only old freinds and lovers would notice. "M'Lord...the Release hasn't happend in over a century. What do you think the sighting are on our borders?" quired the other hooded figure a ray of light straying across his face for but a moment as he walked through it, the stained glass window caused a rainb

What Can I Start That I've Been Putting Off?
There is no such thing as a long piece of work, except one that you dare not start. --Charles Baudelaire A big assignment can be scary to face. We may start to think that how we do on the assignment will determine if we're good or bad people. The more we think about it, the harder that task seems. The key to overcoming our negative feelings is to say to ourselves that we are capable of finishing our projects. We must say it over and over until we start believing it's true. Then we can attack the assignment with vitality and positive energy we didn't know we had. We can make up our minds to do our best and accept that from ourselves. We say Edison was a genius, but our light bulbs still burn out regularly. Even Einstein was wrong once in a while, and he knew it, but that didn't stop him from trying. When we feel afraid to start something because it seems too big a job, let's stop and think what the first step would be, and do each small step in its own time.

Play...hmmmmm...think About It This Way
Play If there's something that confounds you, play with it. Experiment with different options and approaches, without any expectation or agenda other than satisfying your curiosity. Playing is a superb way to learn and improve. Consider how very many things children learn in their first years of life, and how much of that time they spend playing. Being overly serious and rigid can bring your creativity to a standstill. Relax, and give yourself permission to play. Those tasks you enjoy most are the tasks at which you're most effective. Approach your work with a playful sense of delight, and enjoy the experience of improved performance. Allow yourself the special joy of being curious and playful. Even in the most complicated challenges, there's room for fun. Play, and be an enthusiastic lifetime learner. Play, and create delightful new value in your world. -- Ralph Marston

Weekend Opie And Anthony Links: Baby Diaper Moustache Video!! Download The O&a Show,new Boobs On Ratemywow, Animation Contest, New Videos Online
Once again, it's the weekend...did you remember to set your clocks ahead, kids? (Spring ahead one hour for daylight savings time... blech.). Anyway, this update would have been up yesterday, but we had shit to do, and more importantly, we were waiting on a very important, VERY digusting video to get finished... and with that said... BABY DIAPER MOUSTACHE VIDEO - ONLINE NOW: Yes, kids...this is what happens when Opie decides to put a promo on the air daring people to bring in their shitty babies... Someone (in this case, Rich Vos) is bound to bring one in... or at the very least, a diaper full of stinky baby crap: Watch BABY DIAPER MOUSTACHE now! (thanks to Sam for the video editing) As always, if you missed any of this week's Opie and Anthony Radio POgram, you can download the shows in their entirety online via AUDIBLE: Download the O&A Show 3/07/2008 (Baby Diaper Moustache, Bob Kelly, Rich Vos, Lazlow) Download the O&A Show 3/06/2008 (Geraldo Rivera, Gbenga Akinnagbe and

Wtf?!?!?!?!?!
WELL GOOD MORNING PPLZ! I HOPE UR SUNDAY STARTS OFF BETTER THEN MINE! IS IT JUST ME OR IS THERE SOME REALLY DUMB AZZ MEN ON THIS SITE? I SAY THIS BC THERE HAS BEEN THIS 1 MAN WHO I HAVE NEVER EVEN SPOKEN TOO THAT HAS CONSTANLY MESSAGED ME, NEVER BEING RUDE UNTIL THIS MORNING...SO I NEVER BLOCKED HIM JUST IGNORED HIM *lol* WELL THIS IS THE CONVO THIS MORNING... AFTER LEAVIN THE FIRST COMMENT...WHICH I DIDNT RESPOND TOO, HE WENT TO MY PICS IN WHICH I HAVE A PIC THAT STATES...DESCRIBE ME IN 1 WORD...THE WORD HE LEFT WAS "FUCKABLE" :| Don: I say such a shame if someones not benefiting from that sexy and seductive woman! Ch3rrY: wow did u have to leave such a rude comment :| Don: I am not the one sticking my tongue out baby what did you expect Don: thats whats wrong with women like you they tease and never please just a joke huh Don: may be rude to you but a woman would take that as a compliment Ch3rrY: women like me ??? my pics are sensual not sexual by any means...but u don

Trying To Feel Better
waiting...always patient This is one of those things I am not good at...sooo bare with me..I have the idea u write what u are feeling good or bad...well I am moving that is good in some ways bad in others..the stress in my life is so thick a bull dozer would tip over..I have taken this mood out on alot of people..I still love them and hope that they forgive me..I guess if they really love me and want me they will...huggs The person I refer to in this blog is special to me and I am afraid I lost them..thy dont take apologizing easily..they were let down and both of us jumped to conclusions..UNFORTUNATLY this person can end our togetherness and my side didnt know how much it would hurt...so I thought a blog would help me..I shared alot with this person and really miss them, guess u could say a piece of my heart is missing and I am getting tired of putting the pieces back so I will let them keep it...and I am learning Jealousy is a one sided thing..I also am learning the difrence be

The Internet
I recently had someone hurt my feelings..then act like a child instead of an adult. They were rude and basically attacked me instead of talking to me about what was wrong. I am dissapointed in their behavior. The final reaction was them "Blocking" me and avoiding any confrontation. I discussed this with someone I love dearly..they put all of this bullshit in a nutshell: On the internet, and Fubar in particular, there are people who hide behind their keyboards. They think they can say anyting and do anything to people without regard. They forget there is a real person with real feelings at the other end of their actions. It disgusts me to think people act in that mannor. I always pray for people who act inappropriately. All I am able to do now is accept them for what they are and know they will in turn receive the reaction to their actions 10 fold.

~stressed~
These last few days have me stressed~ Sleep is becoming fleeting... no longer a wondrous time of the day but something forced into by pure exhaustion. Distance is my craving which burns ..... just a moment in time ...... peace to gather thoughts.... Frowns **** Their judgments anger......... their ignorance frustrates Walk one moment on my path........ step out of your comfort zone if you dare Cant do it can you? Not to worry I understand.... I always understand

Sweet Jesus
Sweet Jesus I raise my hands to Jesus. I ask him to fogive me. Let your love come down upon me. Washing away my pain. There have been many of bad choices. Many of things that should not have been. Oh please my lord, Come to me. Tell me that you love me. I hear you whisper in my ear, You tell me that you are always near. My burdens are heavy, But my dear lord has never failed me. You accept me just the way I am, Always loving me unconditionally. I raise my hand to sweet Jesus, Knowing he will forgive me. The day will come, When I will go home. He will not foresake me, Nor turn me away. The love he gives is forever. He died for me, Because he loved me. I raise my hands to sweet Jesus. He takes them and he heals me. Thank you Oh lord for loving me, I could never give enough to you. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Million Dollars Give Away Winners
This goes out to all of our friends old and new that helped make MetalRons Happy Hour and Million Dollar giveaway such a success! There are far to many to thank personally...but we want to thank all those who participated...those who reposted bulletins for us...and all those who have showed us so much support and sent their well wishes .......Thank you too to all that participated for your patience while we sent out the money and prizes...it took awhile as the response to the contest was amazing! We have the best friends on Fubar!! We wanted you to know you are very much loved and appreciated and that we treasure your friendship! We Love Our Fubar Friends!! If you haven't already taken the time to check out our family and friends,you should! They are the best of the best on Fubar ....... A heartfelt "Thank You" again...from MetalRon

~stop And Get Low With Akamrs. T First Happy Hour Tonight At 7 Pm! Diva At Work!
~STOP AND GET LOW WITH AKAMRS. T IN HER FIRST HAPPY HOUR ON SUNDAY NIGHT AT 10 P.M EST! PARTY LIKE IT ANIT NO SUNDAY NIGHT AND DRINK UP! A DIVA ALL THE TIME! IT MY PARTY SUNDAY NIGHT FOR THE FLIEST DIVA AROUND..........................! AND IT NOT OVER YET ANOTHER DIVA IS ALSO ON SUNDAY NIGHT! THICKnDAZZ4YA IS HER NAME AND SEXY IS HER GAME! TWO DIVA IN ONE NIGHT! SHOW SOME LOVE AND STOP BY AND DRINKS ON US!

Win A 7 Day Blast.... Today Only!!!!! From The Hideaway!!!
WIN A 7 DAY BLAST!!! We Want your Friends and We are Willing to Award you for your Efforts!!!! WHY JUST Spend your time A/F/R'ING PEOPLE HERE ON FUBAR? WIN A BLAST WHILE YOU ARE DOING IT!!! ~*~TODAY ONLY~*~ Send people into The HideAway Lounge today & Have them Subscribe & Make Sure They Tell Us That You Sent Them or you will NOT get CREDIT for them!!! Easy enough, huh? So while you are A/F/R'ing everyone today, drop them the HideAway link: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=55575 Make Sure you come by yourself and let us know that you are playing!!! Just Click the pic below: This special event brought to you by: We will Be Giving away Blasts,Fu-bucks,Drinks and If you Come by and Stick around YOU can FInd oUT The REST!!!! So Click on the HideAway pic below and join us for the Festivities...

This Is The Best Analogy That I Have Ever Read. Probably Should Be Mandatory Reading For All Americans This Election Year.!!!!!!!!
There was a professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question. He asked, ' Do you know how to catch wild pigs?' The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke.' You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down one sid

Stayin In The Top 10 Lounge In All Of Fubar! Sweetwaters!
CLICK ANY PIC IN THE BULLETIN TO COME JOIN IN ON THE BOOT STOMPIN, A$$ KICKIN COUNTRY TUNES AND FUN CLICK THE PIC TO COME JOIN IN ON THE BOOT STOMPIN, A$$ KICKIN COUNTRY & SOUTHERN ROCK TUNES AND FUN

Night & Day
It starts with a whisper Her voice vibrates gently in my ear I reach out to touch her porcelain skin With bodies like day and night Our passion sets the world aflame In an instant, our worlds collide Too long i have waited for this time.

Sweetest Voice
Caressing my mind so softly, you delve into my thoughts Pulling from it my hopes, dreams, and darkest desires. Exploiting my mind with a curious voice and a flashy smile Speaking of a false reality Entranced by your grandeur illusion I surrender myself to yoi

Gothic Vampire
A woman walking through a crowded street The palest skin and greenest eyes you've ever seen Long black hair and blood red lips So perfect you cant resist Your heart melts from her piercing eyes Only your blood is on her mind A mixture of lust and death fills the night As she leans in for that final bite

Wake Up!
Early morning hours the ones I hardly ever see; Sun shining ever so bright, birds singing tweed-a-la-dee I wake with an eagerness to start my day; Is this really me? lol....What the hey??? I am not a morning person at all, y'all know; So how is it I am sitting here raring to go? Perhaps it was the dreams I enjoyed in my sleep; Dreams of a love one true and deep Dreams of a future that may well be in the stars for me; Dreams of a man I will one day get to see Whatever the reason, here I now sit ever so cheery; my hopes are that you too will wake up refreshed and not weary. This is a new bright and beautiful day, wake up! wake up! Be on your way! ****** just a silly little poem that popped in my head and rolled off my fingers...tee hee...hope y'all liked it & I do hope y'all have a fabulous day!!!! ***********

Poetry
Looking into you, i'm able to see everything All my imperfections, my sins, my betrayals So much i have done wrong in my life and its all reflected in you Talk with me, tell me that its not over yet That i'm still able to keep my humanity without turning into some kind of demon You are my soul, my only link to the good i've attained in this world Please, keep me shining bright and dont let me fall into darkness

Support In Tough Times
THANK YOU TO ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS ON FUBAR IN A VERY TOUGH TIME,I DEEPLY APPRECIATE ALL THE SUPPORT.ILL TELL YOU IT IS VERY HARD TO BURY ONE OF YOUR KIDS IT JUST ISNT RIGHT NOT NORMAL.EVEN THOUGH HE WAS MY STEP-SON ( A PHRASE I HATE) CAUSE STEPS ARE MADE TO WALK ON.I RAISED HIM FROM THE AGE OF 6 UNTIL HE WAS ON HIS OWN.TO THE LAST TIME WE TALKED HE STILL CALLED ME DAD AFTER MY DIVORCE FROM HIS MOM SO THERE WAS A FATHER SON CONNECTION. AGAIN THANK YOU TO ALL......JIM

Too Late?
One day a woman's husband died, and on that clear, cold morning, in the warmth of their bedroom, the wife was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn't "anymore". No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat, no more "just one minute." Sometimes, what we care about the most gets all used up and goes away, never to return before we can say good-bye, say "I love you." So while we have it, it's best we love it, care for it, fix it when it's broken and heal it when it's sick. This is true for marriage ... And old cars .. And children with bad report cards, and dogs with bad hips, and aging parents and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it. Some things we keep -- like a best friend who moved away or a sister-in-law after divorce. There are just some things that make us happy, no matter what. Life is important, like people we know who are special. And so, we keep them close!

Headed To Ft. Lee
Morning, folks! Just listened to Morning Colors go down here in Norfolk. Time to get packing and head up to Ft. Lee. The Navy gave our group of 10 3 SUV's to haul all of us and our gear up there. Check out of the barracks at 11am this morning, and then we hit the road for the 2 hour drive. No barracks for us this time. We'll be living in high style at the Hampton Inn (woo hoo!). Classes start tomorrow and should go on for the next 3 weeks. I cannot imagine that it's going to take 3 weeks to teach us all about how the Army deals with fuel. Is there REALLY that much to learn? Somethig tells me that the Army is cramming 1 week of training into 3 weeks here (haha). But who am I to complain? I'm pretty much a sponge at this point. Teach me, O learned ones!! Looks like I'll actually get to squeeze in a weeks leave after the fuels school.....before having to report to Ft Stewart for a 4 day contracting school (Yup....that's a new addition to my orders and training pipeline

I Will Not ~ever~ Be Any Man's Slave!!!!!!
I WILL NOT ~EVER~ BE ANY MAN'S SLAVE!!!!!! I will not ever be a slave to any man for any reason ever again in my *F**KING* life! Seek me out for that reason and you will be blocked as the man below was. Below is what was sent to me in my shout box first thing this morning: misterak25...: hello... you are a good slavegirl material? that was just a question... and i am not here to joke arround... when you are curious about that theme... and when you are curious to behave like a slavegirl... to act like one and to be treated like a submissive by a dominant... adress me as sir and add me on yahoo: misterak20 or msn: misterak20@hotmail.de when you want to talk with me. shoutbox messages won't be answered or responded... just messages on my yahoo or msn!!!!! Needless to say he was blocked from my list!

Before And After Marriage
Before - You take my breath away. After - I feel like I’m suffocating. Before - Twice a night. After - Twice a month. Before - She loves the way I take control of a Situation. After - She called me a controlling, manipulative, egomaniac. Before - Ricky & Lucy. After - Fred & Ethel. Before - Saturday Night Live. After - Monday Night Football. Before - He makes me feel like a million dollars. After - If I had a dime for every stupid thing he’s done… Before - Don’t Stop. After - Don’t Start. Before - The Sound of Music. After - The Sound of Silence. Before - Is that all you are eating? After - Maybe you should just have a salad, honey. Before - Wheel of Fortune. After - Jeopardy. Before - It’s like living a dream. After - It’s a nightmare. Before - $60/dozen. After - $1.50/stem. Before - Turbocharged. After - Needs a jump-start Before - We agree on everything! After - Doesn’t she have a mind of her own? Before - Victoria’s Secret. A

A Sad Day Yesterday
On Saturday my husband son and I took our 15 year old cat to the vet to put her to sleep. She has been sick for the past few weeks and yesterday she was in such pain so weak we could not let her suffer any longer. It was a very sad day for all of us. And will be for some time. We will very much miss her as she was very much a true member of our family and loved us unconditionally. I love you Kelly.

Highway 109
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free,"

Not Online Much At The Moment
My apologies to my friends, I am not online much these days. I try to get on once a day but work and repairs to my car and trying to get off my backside to have a social life, prevent me from being online as much as I'd like. Not even had a chance to online game for a month *sigh* so please leave a message or some love or whatever you would like, and I will get back to you as soon as I get online next. Cheers Forever in Sin Angel of Sin Asa

A Tribute To My Brother
Bill "Butch" Rigg 11/22/71 ~ 3/10/90 March 10,1990 one on the most important people in my life passed away. He was taken from us way to soon by a hit and run driver. I know some may say get over it already. But my last words to my brother were "I hate you." When in fact I didn't know that Hate was such a horrible word and would haunt me for the rest of my life. I had made a promise to my brother 2 weeks before he was taken from us To this day I have honored that promise and that was to not do drugs. This is the way that I have made peace with myself for the horrible words I said to him. The following songs are those that bring memories of my brother flooding back to me everytime I hear them. Listen to them don't listen to them, I just ask you one thing tell those that are close to you that you love them everyday. Because my bro introduced me to the Beastie Boys and this is one song that well he loved!!! Boys II Men ~Its so hard to say Goodbye to Yesterday ~

Five Is My Favorite Number
Ever have a dream you were sleeping your whole life. Walking through a hallway that went as far as your heart. With doors with no keys. You try every knob for a while, and eventually just give up, spending your energy instead making up songs to the rhythm of your slippered feet. It won't ever mean a thing. Ever woke up alone Quietly fearful of the twilight aberrant world around you. Footfalls in the frosted clovers outside your wet window. A man with a tattered smile, and a promising hat taps at the glass. His ratty smile and clever eyes guarantee adventure into realms unknown a trip through the looking glass a venture through the everdark ether. And I wouldn't even have to pack my overnight...or come back for that matter. I guess I could go along with that. But I think I'll take a rain check. And pull the covers back over my head. Smiling in my invisible shell. Five is my favorite number.

Just Wondering, If I Was Looking For A Real Bf If There Would Be Anyone Interested
I was trying to think of what to write on here. I was just thinking. would there be any men interested in me as their real gf? i just want to see who would be interested. i am doing this out of fun thats all

Intro
Hi Im new to this blog thing I hope to Explore my feelings in hear kind of like an exorcism. I Became aware that Guys don’t turn me on much any more I guess 20 years of marriage to a workaholic does that to you. I am a Physiotherapist working in Denver and I enjoy my work and recently had an encounter with one of my friends cousins. She is gat and my cousin suggested that I give het a massage as she had strained her lower back in the gym. I agreed and thought nothing of it. When she arrived for her appointment She looked stunning he is 5’9 very fit boobs around 38 d cup. We chatted for a while and I told her to strip down to her under ware, put on the robe and then lie on the table. I took some notes on the Computer while she stripped. She came out and laid the robe on the chair she was only in her bra with no panties on She reclined on the table facing me and commented that she had forgotten to put her panties on this morning and smiled. I got a little hot under the collar and Had

Idle Chat
Idle Chat Nice analogy you have there He was a breeze to raise Except for a few years in the teens When he was possessed Life happens And never stops I just can’t stop listening to DFA 1979 We are glad you are better You practically have to breaststroke thru it I am so sorry man Life happens Are you new? I have a tribe to protect I am never alone They managed to work it out Good night and good day 3/9/08

Last Words
Is it normal to have to always have the last word in everything? My life might just be a whole lot simpler if I weren't so damn stubborn. I loathe being wrong. It happens, more than I'd like, or even like to admit, but I'm not perfect. I think I lack the correct wiring path in my brain that adheres to the logical little voice in my head. I think she's called "Reason". This voice tells me to shut my freakin' mouth. Usually, she's about .5 seconds too late with the command. And, usually, I'm left with having to either spit my foot out of my mouth before I can continue the conversation, or I have to apologize all over the place for whatever moronic misformed thought that just fell from my lips. I don't know if the wiring thing is a lack of motor skills, or some social retardation left over from spending my formative years virtually alone. Either way, unless I'm completely comfortable in the situation or with the person, I stutter. Not terribly, mind you, but it's still some

Only 107 Ppl Can Read This Can U?
Message: Cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!if you can raed tihs rpsoet it. OLNY RSEPOT IF YOU CAN RAED TIHS. CNAHGE THE NMUERBR AT TOP TGOHUH, "ONLY __ PEOPLE IN THE WORLD CAN READ THIS...CAN YOU?" Go up a nmuber if you can raed it...lte's see how hgih we can get!!!

Heart
Sexy Comments & Profile GraphicsWho wants to establish his life only after the pulse of the warm heart is mistaken. It is mistaken, who wants to form it only after the ends of the cold logic. But since the unity is unfortunately a good to be gained infinitely heavily all of us are a thousand times so mistaken about the heart. And the head has the mistake of the heart often to expiate the heart that one of the head. This proves how are related to each other and intended for the unity actually in the origin both. The people's hearts must be all right if they shall be happy. And the people rather by need and worries God would than by quiet and joy have been glad and given for us to have otherwise more joy come to this order. Follow the voice of your heart because she knows the way fortunately alone. Trusts her into small like in great questions, because she is never mistaken. Listen to her because she always leads you to the right place at the right time.

Ten Ways To Piss Off A Pagan
1. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers. 2. Be considerate, rearrange their altar so it will look neat. 3. Blow out their altar candle if it is still daylight. (No need to waste a good candle!) 4. Pick up their gems for a closer look. 5. Sharpen their dull black-handled knife. 6. Witness to them about the "true religion". 7. Untie the knots in their cord. 8. Take hold of their jewelry for a closer look. 9. Play card games with their Tarot cards. 10. Ask them if they are Satan worshippers.

West Virginia Rednecks
A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How do you know when you're staying in a West Virginia hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "go ahead." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in West Virginia to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia? Documentaries. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Where was the toothbrush invented? West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"

Supernatural
mom sitting on bed playing several hands of solitaire. on the 10th or 11th game, when she got to the end of the game, 4 of clubs was missing. when she found it, it was under the bed even tho she has a bed ruffle that goes down to the floor and she had not dropped it or been up. is there any particular meaning to this that anyone knows of? or is the pesky ghost just pestering her for the fun of it?

About Co$ Slave Labor Camps
I sincerely hope that you watch: The CoS's slave labor camps are an outrageous affront upon public morality. Church devotees committed to the CoS's "Rehabilitation Project Force," are routinely deprived of a number of universally recognized human rights. These include: The right to be recognized everywhere as a person under the law. The right to freedom from undue restriction on affiliation and correspondence. The right to be free from inhuman, cruel, or degrading punishments. The right to be free from compelled servitude. The right to due process under law. The primary right of a member committed to the RPF is to "Full Scientology Justice at the hands of his Seniors and peers in the Rehabilitation Project Force." The RPF is a looming shadow over the lives of individuals who were wooed to this organization by the promise of saving the world from certain extinction. It maintains a culture of fear that destroys families and individual lives. The RPF, along with other instit

How I Feel 3-9-08
THE AIRPORT IS WHERE WE FIRST KISSED I FELT SO MUCH MORE ALIVE THAN EVER NEVER TILL TODAY HAVE I FELT SUCH SADNESS WITHOUT YOU MY LIFE IS COMPLETELY OVER YOU WERE A DRUG AND MY ANTI-DEPRESSANT FOR NOW YOU'VE MADE YOUR DECISION THIS IS MY LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT MANY PILLS ISNT AS MESSY AS AN INCISION IVE NEVER LOVED ANYONE AS MUCH AS I DO YOU PROMISE ME YOU WILL REMEMBER ME WITH NO FROWN THE WORDS IM SAYING TO YOU ARE TRUE THE PILLS ARE KICKING IN NOW ITS TIME TO LAY DOWN!

Where?
A breath a breeze, A leaf floats gently through the air. Where it will land, I could not venture a guess where. Where life will take you, Its a guess you can't count on. All I know is when the moon sets, The sun brings a new dawn. With that little wisdom, I will embrace this new day. And thank God for you in my life, Because you make it better in every way.

Eddie Money And Walls
i went to go see eddie money with my best friend in the whole wide world......and she caught me a guitar pick from the lead guitar player......tonight was a really awesome night...i had an excellent time....got to see co workers sans hard hats.....and got to see one of the 80's greatest singers ever!!!!!! and my bff and i both realized we are so very lucky to have the other one....we compliment each other....and it was a really great time.....and i was getting hit on in real life....and it was kind of cool....and maybe just maybe ill let a few bricks of the wall come down.....a young guy and an older guy were both hitting on me....and i actually enjoyed it......really and maybe this time next year i just might go out on a date....ill keep you posted cuz i know y'all are losing sleep over my freaking non existant love life...... ps if this blog makes entirely no sense its because im freaking drunk so get over it all ready.....pps im totally depressed brett favre is retired....

Give Away
This one is over. My thanks to all who helped. ........................................... HELP NEEDED URGENTLY!!!!!!! I'm in a give away for a one year VIP. Need 60,000 comments. Click image MUST FINISH BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT!!!!!!! LESS THAN 8,000 COMMENTS TO COMPLETE !!!!! ONLY HAVE UNTIL THE 19th MAY TO COMPLETE. REALLY NEED SOME HELP ON THIS!!!!!!

The Movie Show
My boyfriend Mark and I were at the local movie theatre. Since the theatre was wasn’t that packed we sat right at the back. The only people near by were a good looking young guy at the end of our row and an old couple about six rows down. So I didn’t object when Mark’s warm wandered to my breasts. I looked around to make sure no one was watching as he unbuttoned my shirt and rubbed my nipples till they were hard. I glanced up and saw the other guy at the end of the row staring at us. I told Mark we had an audience. Let’s give him something to watch, “Mark muttered, opening my legs. He rubbed my pussy with his elbow as he fondled my tits, knowing the combo would drive me crazy. I reached down and unzipped Mark’s fly, working his hard cock. He moaned, than took one hand off my breasts and slid it between my legs. To my surprise he called out softly “come over here mate. Laura will wank you off. The guy was over like a shot. I was so turned on by the bulge in his jeans. I fished out

Yukon Territory Photography By Crokus Label.
Just feel free to browse through my photo galleries to see some of my Yukon Territory's photographs. There are also a few photo-videos in my stash. Feel free to leave me some feedback. I have plenty of pictures in my computer. I will be uploading more pictures in the next little while here. Let me know how you like my works. Much Freedom, Peace, Love, Light, Respect and Honor to you all.

My "happy Hour Contest Winner" Bulletin
ForestRican@ fubarThis is the winner of my Happy Hour Contest, she had many friend helping her and got the allowed comments in only two weeks...Her Happy hour Has Already been brought so check for her and then do lots of stuff during her happy hour so that she can get a ton of pointsCheck out for future contest, auctions, giveaways and all that other stuff i do on fubar...Brought to you by:Emanon~~Forever Fake~~Father of The Fallen Ones@ fubar

Finger The Insision
"HAte, we eat a bowl full every day, if not that, for a life time. Love a spoon full, like medication, sugar to get you high, a rush you will never forget. HAte, the voice in our heads that controls the lip movement. LoVe, a very sensitive thing we ALL forget to do. " ....---Your body is you Temple.---.... Did you forget? You use and use, abuse, and easily bruise...seringes, drug binges...the devil caressing your mind. Its a feeling you will never forget, the one you will always regret with in time... ....---Look into the mirror---.... And tell me what you see before you. inteligence worn thin, yoru veins go along with it. You're screaming for help and attention, but nobodies listening. ....---Father, you have Forsaken me---.... For what reason could you do this to us, and let alone yourself? Did you beileve that you were making the right desision? ....---FINGER THE INSISION---.... dig deeper with in yourself, and find the answers. Every time you put the pipe to your m

Yeah... Soo Not Sure.. ?? Any Ideas?
So I met this realy great guy. we had an amazing first date. (3 days long) talked to him almost ever day for the last 14 days or so. saw him last weekend. My kids love the crap out of him, they bonded realy quickly, kinda freaky but still kinda cool. My demented family and friends have us married off with kids now.. but he seems to take that great. and then there was last night. typical friday is i go and pick him up and we spend the weekend. due to chaos in my life my house was thrashed... my OCD kicked in about 12 noon and when he called at 4 30 EVERYTHING in my house that can be washed was on the floor in the livingroom and my kitchen was not yet clean. by 7 pm he was still on base waiting for me to get my chit together. One of my friends, friends picked him up for me cause she was already at the base. this loud mouth tramp called him everything but white and pissed me off... he showed up with nothing but a toothbrush and his heart burn meds and his deod. he was quiet and

Soledade
I'm taking a Sunday walk on an empty road the celebrated sun pushes from behind my shadow stretches a mile long before me I am not lost in thought I just walk carelessly kicking pebbles and stones along the way As if they were the scattered letters of individual words of broken sentences from the answers I have not heeded and now in my greatest need They are just so much dust and gravel to scuff my shoes stones to skip across the lake and boulders to build a cairn for some-one who may or may not one-day wonder for at least a solitairy moment about the one who has taken the time and trouble to use these wasted answers and all these discarded dreams to build a monument of rubble that has no meaning that doesn't do anything. But when my own shadow is as my betrothed my shade likened to a lover, there it is my reflection has become my sole companion everywhere I go I have grown to detest my own wearisome caress How I despise wh

Blue Orion Lounge - A New Look!!
NEW LOOK ALL REQUEST & CAMS TOOO!!! WE ARE RAWKIN!!! CLICK THE BANNER AND SEE WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT~~ NEW AND IMPROVED BLUE ORION RADIO!!! AWSOME PEOPLE....ALL REQUEST TAKEN & CAMS WE HAVE IT ALL~~~ CLICK BANNER TO JOIN THE FUN!!!! DJ SCHEDULES (subject to periodic changes) (repost of original by '~Madam Dawn ~Owner of ~BLUE ORION~' on '2008-03-08 17:33:08') (repost of original by 'D J DREAM KING MASTER CHIEF HEAD SECURITY @BLUE ORION HELP ME OUT N MY CONTEST' on '2008-03-08 17:44:56') (repost of original by 'Karney's lildevil (Member of Fu-Luv Bomb Squad)' on '2008-03-08 21:05:34') (repost of original by '~Madam Dawn ~Owner of ~BLUE ORION~' on '2008-03-08 21:44:23')

Doberman....a Rescue..(written As The Point Of View Of A Dobbie To Its New Owner)
Baggage by Evelyn Colbath Now that I'm home, bathed, settled and fed, All nicely tucked in my warm new bed. I'd like to open my baggage Lest I forget, There is so much to carry - So much to regret Hmm.. Yes there it is, right on the top - Let's unpack, Loneliness, Heartache and Loss, And there by my leash hides Fear and Shame As I look on these things I tried so hard to leave - I still have to unpack my baggage called Pain. I loved them, the others, the ones who left me, But I wasn't good enough - for they didn't want me. Will you add to my baggage? Will you help me unpack? Or will you just look at my things And take me right back? Do you have the time to help me unpack? To put away my baggage, To never re-pack? I pray that you do - I'm so tired you see, But I do come with baggage - Will you still want me?

Arrrgh!
sometimes being a college student is rough! i had a long entertaining night followed by almost no sleep then waking up to go to work. got pulled to the hell on earth. lots of drama grown people being childish. then comes one of the people in a higher position who proceeds to tell me to "shut up" folowed by instructing me to lie on govt documetns... ummm NO! I'm not super pleased with my job but it pays very well im not trying to loose it so this bitch can meet some quota shes trying to pass down responsibility for. worked my ass off wiping other peoples asses, literally, get off waaay late. get home to see that my dog has torn my kitchen to peices...sometimes i have to remind myself to breathe...ill make it.

I'm Up For Auction!!!
Ok it's on...start bidding!! Remember the minimum starting bid is 50,000 Fubucks. Click on this pic and it will take you right to where you need to go to start bidding. HAVE FUN AND GOOD LUCK!!! Remember all money offers trump any fubuck bid. The rules and details are: Rules/Details 1. No Drama. Drama= U getting pulled from auction. 2. Cash bids top any FuBuck bids. 3. Minimum Bids will begin at $50,000 FuBucks. 4. Those up for auction have the right to refuse any bids

Love This Comeback
Love This Comeback One of my sons serves in the military. He is still stateside, here in California. He called me yesterday to let me know how warm and welcoming people were to him and his troops everywhere he goes, telling me how people shake their hands and thank them for being willing to serve and fight for not only our own freedoms , but so that others may have them also. But he also told me about an incident in the grocery store he stopped at yesterday on his way home from the base. He said that ahead of several people in front of him stood a woman dressed in a burkha. He said when she got to the cashier she loudly remarked about the U.S. flag lapel pin the cashier wore on her smock. The cashier reached up and touched the pin, and said proudly, "Yes, I always wear it and probably always will." The woman in the burkha then asked the cashier when she was going to stop bombing her countrymen, explaining that she was Iraqi. A gentleman standing behind my son stepped for

I'm Up For Auction!!!
Ok it's on!!!! Start bidding.... remember the minimum bid is 50,000 Fubucks. Click on this pic and it will take you right to it. GOOD LUCK!!! Rules/Details 1. No Drama. Drama= U getting pulled from auction. 2. Cash bids top any FuBuck bids. 3. Minimum Bids will begin at $50,000 FuBucks. 4. Those up for auction have the right to refuse any bids. Please Make Sure You Aren't Bidding What You Don't Have.

Whooo Hooo Blocked
Nikki...Stiletto Girls@ fubar she blocked me for being an atheist. cool but im not an atheist. she knows nothing and wont even respond when I try to tell here what I am. She is a very good little Christan girl who has a holier-than-thou attitude but post dirty pics of herself then deletes them point whore up.

Sts-123 Endeavour Countdown On Track
The shuttle Endeavour's countdown is ticking smoothly through its initial stages, with engineers checking out the ship's avionics systems and gearing up to pump liquid oxygen and hydrogen aboard early Sunday to power the orbiter's electricity generating fuel cells. With forecasters predicting a 90 percent chance of good weather, launch remains on track for 2:28:12 a.m. Tuesday. Image Above: The STS-123 crew patch depicts the space shuttle in orbit with the crew names trailing behind. STS-123's major additions to ISS- the first component of the Japanese Experimental Module (the Experimental Logistics Module - Pressurized Section (ELM-PS)(shown being lifted out of Endeavours cargo bay) and the Canadian Special Purpose Dexterous Manipulator (SPDM)(shown left). The ISS is shown in the configuration that the STS-123 crew will encounter when they arrive. Image Above: STS-123 crew portrait. From the right (front row) are astronauts Dominic L. Gorie, commander; and Gregor

Hair Color
ok its about that time again..to dye the hair..haha im getting bored with it again, so i dont have money so i gotta go buy i box and dye it myself :( also dont have the money to get it cut..which sucks..so looksl ike im growing it out for now..i think ill keep it long til summer then cut it again..haha...anyways....i dye it random colors or streak it all the time..well since im doing it myself..im a tard and cant streak it..haha so i dye it a solid color, the last one i did was a red brown..soooo what should i do this time??? auborn red..a weird color..or what? haha yea i know..ill do what i want in the end (which i dont know what it is i want yet) but i just wanna know what u think..hehe so let me know!!!

New Auction!
New Auction! NO ENTRY FEE! Just some fun and good times! If you haven't been in an auction before it's a great way to make friends and have some fun. If you aren't currently owned or about to break your chains, get your offer together and let me know. I'll put ya on the block and help promote you as well! Just drop me a quick private message and let me know. Bidding will start the 15th of March! xoxo ~PebblesinAZ~READ BLOGS!~CoFounder of the FREAK show with...who else...FREAK!~Owned by Emanon!xoxo@ fubar Some ideas of things to offer for those that are stumped... Owned by "xxxxxx" in name for 1 month. Make my #1 Friend for the month. Crush for the month. Add to Family. A salute for you. Rate all pics/stash and blogs. A daily drink or gift. A big pimpin' gift. A bling a week. Profile comment daily. "X" number of photo comments daily. Make custom tags, animations, or morphs. Pimpout on profile. Pimpout in blog. Weekly bulletin pimpouts.

~that Chance~
On my knee’s Disguised, looking up to you. Feeling you deep under my skin, Holding my breath. Maybe I am wrong, Bittersweet emotions consume my being. Hold me in your hands, And not let me fall. Anticipation stealing my heart; Wanting, needing, longing, Leading me to feel you, hear you. A fine line between love and hate. Putting myself beside you, If I had you, Finding my way, Staking my place. Seeing inside, Waiting to come to life. Unchanged road with storms to heed, Guide me with your light for that chance. ~Jaynie

I Really Wanna Know..
I want to know what people think. Am I really cute or are people just saying it to be nice? 1. OMFG! EWW! 2. totally fugly! 3. eh, she's ok looking. 4. She's plain looking. 5. She's better looking than some. 6. She's got a good personality but could be better. 7. She's cute. 8. She's really cute and has a great personality. 9. She's hot. 10. She's really fuckin hot! I want to know the truth. My bf told me that I'm a 7 because he's dated models that were a hell hotter than I am which really hurt so now I really want to know. Either leave me a message telling me what you think or just reply to this bulletin. What do you find about me that you like. Thanks ^_^ ~Bad Kitty

Pardon Me While I Burst
Why does it always seem that at the worse times ex-significant others seem to appear out of thin air? Telling you that you meant nothing to them, that you were only a space-filler for their spare time. Plus you only look for relationships because you need something to occupy your mind because your life sucks... Wow, is that really how people view me? I don't use relationships as something to hide behind. Yes, I enjoy the company of a significant other (especially during tough times), but doesn't everybody? It amazes me how I could mean so little to someone I did so much for. I am not going to let what he says get to me, I spent countless, sleepless nights trying to put together scattered pieces of a puzzle that had no end. It took a long time to realize I was only a game to him, something he eventually grew bored with. He grew bored with the stability of a relationship, he grew bored with the idea of advancing in life and trying to make something of the time we have her

Putting Out A Kitchen Fire
YOU MUST WATCH THIS VIDEO....... This is a dramatic video (30-second, very short) about how to deal with a common kitchen fire ... oil in a frying pan. Read the following introduction, then watch the show ... It's a real eye-opener!! At the Fire Fighting Training school they would demonstrate this with a deep fat fryer set on the fire field. An instructor would don a fire suit and using an 8 oz cup at the end of a 10 foot pole toss water onto the grease fire. The results got the attention of the students. The water, being heavier than oil, sinks to the bottom where it instantly becomes superheated. The explosive force of the steam blows the burning oil up and out. On the open field, it became a thirty foot high fireball that resembled a nuclear blast. Inside the confines of a kitchen, the fire ball hits the ceiling and fills the entire room. Also, do not throw sugar or flour on a grease fire. One cup creates the explosive force of two sticks of dynamite. This is a powerf

Sunday Morning Thoughts...
Another Saturday night at home. I suppose I should be used to it. I was in contact earlier in the night with my "associates". One is headed off to NY to see some band play.... The other is on a "booty call". The 3rd is well, staying at home with the little lady. and me? Well, i'm with the kitties, some jager and music. Seems to be my weekend routine,rinse and repeat. Of course, it's raining on and off and windy as hell so I guess staying in isn't such a bad idea. Conversely, to go where? I'm talking to a friend on Yahoo now. I sent her a song by 808 State...Pacific. I told her that hearing that song brings back memories, lots of them...good and bad. She said and I quote "Memories are Fun". My reply was " Yes,especially when that's all you have". ------- On a lighter( no pun intended) note...I'm still attending the gym. Of course not with the fervor my parents want me to have, but I go none the less. And I've been watching what I eat. I see no appreica

Did You Feel The Rain Today
Did you feel the rain today? Falling down your face Was your heart a pitter patter As the beat began to race Was your mind a sea of rolling dreams Cast in the waves of time Could you listen to me calling you In my heart you're always mine The air is full of spices Flowers like sweet jasmine Fuller lips for sipping Dripping with sweet passion If miracles were possible I'd will you here with me To climb the highest mountains Then power play the seas I know you felt the rain today Just as I did too Passions love the drizzle From eyes of mine to you Did you feel the rain today? Falling down your face Was your heart a pitter patter As our beats began to race.

Something I Saw....
Friendliness is the highest peak of love. Don't be attached to anything - live, live totally, live lovingly, but don't possess, don't dominate and don't allow anybody to possess or dominate you. Very rare and very few people rise to the level of human love. Human love is friendship; animal love is possessiveness. Animal love reduces the other to a thing, to a commodity; human love raises the other, helps the other to come to their flowering. It does not use the other as a means, it respects the other as a means unto themselves. It is pure friendship.

Printer Problem
Dear Printer Repairman: Please come to my house and check my printer. The problem is that every time I use the printer and I'm in another room while it prints, my papers are wrinkled . . . even shredded. Sometimes the ink is blurred. I hope that you can find and repair this perplexing problem! Sincerely, Concerned Computer Owner Dear Concerned Computer Owner: While you were gone today I checked your printer and found the problem. Please click on the attachment for the answer. Sincerely, Your Printer Repairman

Kinda Tired
I am getting kinda tired. Life will change, will I be on here as much. Prolly not. I wonder how life will be when it changes. Who knows? Things are good, better than good, Im lucky. Its windy, its going to keep me awake and Im not happy about that. Anyways, smile folks, if yer in my friends list aside from the 2 random men or 1 or whatever, its because I find you very attractive. If yer in my family its because yer very attractive and I love you. I refuse to add a salute because I choose who I show my face to not the gayness of the adminstration on here. FUCK them! I actually in real life today said the words "I am Pedro" an still no one knows why it was funny to me. I love my guitar, it brings me great peace to play it. Health Insurance in this country sucks testicles. It bothers me so much. Should I a) wait for my new job to give me benefits in July, or b) pay almost $500 a month just to be covered until then? I dislike moving intensely. St Patrick, the pa

Six Truths Of Life.
SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE. stop and think of each.....scroll slowly....... 1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You are smiling now because you're an idiot. 5. You will soon forward this to another idiot. 6. There is still a stupid smile on your face. I don't care if you lick windows, take the special bus, or occasionally pee on yourself... You hang in there sunshine, you're friggin' special.

Hummmm
Okay - so to any of you who have been, or are a godfather or higher .. What are some pointers on leveling up - without having contests & giveaways - I am BROKE & Fu-Broke! And I don't have a suga daddy that'll buy me blasts & happy hours lol!

Breath Control
~ Breath Control Play~ by Vamp Definitions of Breath Control Breath Control Play: This is the process of limiting or restricting air and/or the supply of oxygen to the brain. Auto-erotic asphyxiation: The process of limiting or restricting air and/or the supply of oxygen to the brain WHILE ALONE. Strangling: This usually involves compression of the carotid arteries to prevent blood from reaching the brain. Suffocation: This involves somehow reducing the level of oxygen in the air available to breathe (usually gradually). Hanging: This is a type of play that involves being suspended by the neck. "New" breath play: The process of making someone more conscious of, directing, or using breath in play. The process of role playing or bringing about the psychological state of traditional breath play without using traditional methods Why do we do it? This is very individual. A person might as well ask, why do people have sex? I will attemp

Slow Dance
In regressing here this evening Thinking over days gone by Living life with dignity Taking stress in stride I've found that unimportant things Were given up to chance For details are a memory I settled for a slow dance To taste the heady passions To smell the blooming flowers To climb a tree when I chose Get soaked in April showers To take a trip to around the world Having never left my home With a Gypsy spirit antsy My curiosity roamed I met the rich and famous I felt the desert air I tripped the light fantastic Because I have no fear In case you might be wondering Why I took such chance Those details now are memories I opted for this slow dance.

Smart Dog Food???
Ok so today I am looking online about dog foods, because Mab isn't eating and seems to have lost some weight. Though normally she isnt a picky eater, but we have been trying different foods because of Zeus who seems to have a sensitive stomach and gets gas from the majority of foods we have tried. We have never gotten 'cheap' dog food as I believe in the addage you get what you pay for, but the pricery brands at the supercenter were stil giving him gas to our horror, not because we are those stuck up types who believe that bodily functions should be kept mum, but rather to put it bluntly he smelled. BAD. As in death by aphixiation. So research I did and found that cheaper brands tend to cause gas due to lack of processing. Hence we tried other brands. Nothing changed. So as I am doing dog food research I find this one all natural dog food, no additives ect so forth. Not organic which I couldnt afford on even a good day. But still natural. I mean we are talking oatmeal, and barl

Have You Ever Lost Love????
For those of you... who like me might have ever lost the love of your life to another for reasons unknow, heres a little number from a time gone by. Sometimes unconditional love might just not be just enough.

My Mental Age Is 40 And I Am 37
[ ] I know how to make a pot of coffee. [ ] I keep track of dates using a calendar. [ ] I own more than one credit card. [ ] I know how to change the oil in a car. [ ] I do my own laundry. [ ] I vote every election. [ ] I can cook for myself. [ ] I think politics are exciting. [ ] I balance my checkbook. [ ] My parents have better things to say than my friends. Total so far : 6 [ ]I show up for school/college/work every day early. [ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse. [ ] I've never gotten a detention. [ ] I have never smoked a cigarette. [ ] I have never gotten completely trashed. [ ] I have forgotten my own birthday at least once. [ ] I like to take walks by myself. [ ] I watch talk shows. [ ] I know what 'credibility' means without looking it up. [ ] I drink coffee at least once a week. Total so far:13 [ ] I know how to do the dishes. [ ] I can count to 10 in another language. [ ] When I say I'm going to do something I do it. [ ] My parents

Amethyst
Metaphysical Properties- One of the many aspects, however a very important one for Amethyst, is that it works to build your intuition. Amethyst is a good stone for all beginners new to crystal healing. I feel it will not only encourage the opening of intuition, but will also allow us the possibility of change. As we continue to grow personally, the beautiful violet of Amethyst will make the journey a very pleasant one. Become open to the possibilities that surround us! Some like to use the energetic qualities of Amethyst to increase self-worth and spiritual peace. Of course this stone aids meditation, eases stress, and helps insomnia. Use on the crown chakra to facilitate visualization and past life recall. Especially good for addiction issues and headaches. Great for anger issues too. AMETHYST CRYSTALS- Amethyst crystal points are often used by those who are beginning their spiritual awakening. It is used to access the higher dimension of the self through meditation. Use

My Destiny
If you had one chance, Would you take it? If you were given a taste of your dreams, Would you make it? If you were shown what you dreamed of, Would you take it? Don’t you see? You are my destiny, All roads have lead me here. If your greatest fear was taken away. Would you take it then? If all the problems were taken way. Would you make it then? If you were given the chance to show your potential. Wouldn’t you take that chance? Don’t you see? You are my destiny. All roads lead me here. All I had to do was make a sacrifice. And look what I have got? If that was the only thing you had to do, Wouldn’t you do it for the chance? Wouldn’t you do for your destiny? Don’t you see? You are my destiny, All roads lead me here. You just don’t understand, It’s my destiny to be here, To share life with you. You say you don’t believe in destiny? I say that you do, You just don’t know it yet. My Destiny is you!

Women's Ass Study
Women's Ass Size Study Here's A Recent Study That The Ladies Should Find Interesting Women's Ass Size Study: There is a new study just released by the American Psychiatric Association about women and how they feel about their asses. The results are pretty interesting: 1. 5% of women surveyed feel their ass is too big. 2. 10% of women surveyed feel their ass is too small. 3. The remaining 85% say they don't care; they love him; he's a good man and they would have married him anyway.

Easy Fubucks
~easy fubucks~ All you have to do is fan rate and add the these to girls ******************************* Here are my two best friends I'm not asking alot just do what you do every day here on fubar and I will send you 5,000 fubucks SO IF YOU DON’T KNOW THEM GET TO KNOW THEM, GO TO THERE PAGE AND SHOW THEM SOME MAD FUBAR LOVE. Mystery@ fubar Evil by day_Naughty by night@ fubar SHOW THEM LOTS OF LOVE NOW !

This My Fu Owner Sweet Judy And Her Top Friends
Please R/F/A my Fu Owner and her top friends plz??? My Owner Sweet Judy Sweet ♥ Judy@ fubar And her top friends The Poet@ fubar Indy~sent~Dream Maker@ fubar XX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~ Dark Realm Enforcer~@ fubar XX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~ Dark Realm Enforcer~@ fubar beautifullycomplicated@ fubar sweetbuttbad@ fubar NCSpanker@ fubar Brought to you by ~*Ghost *~Owner of EroticHawaiianPleasures &~*PixiFairy*~Owned by SweetJudy@ fubar

Brought Dad Home From The Emergency Room Tonite
We just got dad home from the emergency room a little while ago. poor fellas bp was 224 n he was in servre pain. they did tests on him n luckly it wasnt his heart. but he does have a fracture on his back n two compressed disc. they said he needs to rest, problem will be getting him to do so. got so much he wants done, n i told him i'd take care of it all. but hes older n stuck n his ways. but if yall can pray fer him, hes got lots of worries n dealing with the pain. everything else is going ok, but if i anit on much thats why. hope all is well with everyone

Is Barack Obama The Anti-christ?
A few weeks ago, I was having a telephone conversation with my sister. I do not recall the original subject of discussion, but eventually our talk turned to politics. At one point, while we were discussing Barack Obama's personality traits, I said, "I think Barack Obama may be the Anti-Christ." Although I made the statement because he does share similarities in the described personality of the afore mentioned figure, of course I was only joking. However, my sister then informed me that there are several websites and such devoted to the idea. Curiousity overwhelmed me, and I decided to research the subject. After reviewing several Internet "resources", I came up with this list of "facts" behind the conspiracy: * The Anti-Christ is compassionate, intelligent, and articulate. Obama certainly carries these three traits. * Barack Obama is decended from - roughly - the same part of the world as Jesus. * Throughout history, several cultures have predicted that the Apocalypse w

Family And Friends
Sometimes in life We walk a lonely road With no hope in sight That is when We need Family and friends By our sides When others turn their backs on us When they let us down Loving Family And true friends Will always Be around When our hearts are filled with despair And our eyes are filled With tears Family and friends Will be right there To lend a shoulder to lean on Or A helping hand They will come to us With their arms Outstretched Hold us if we need them too Family and friends Are the best Friends and Family Are the trees of strength We lean on them When the strife in life Is getting us down That stand like a sturdy tree And enclose us in their branches They try to shelter us From the storms in life They offer us comfort They give us their love We are Blessed When we have family and friends By our sides We never have to walk that lonely road When we have people Who love us Someone is a

So, Yeah.
I just had a pretty wonderful blog written about me. I guess sometimes people feel the need to only present the facts that benefit themselves.. and then have a good portion of those facts be heavily exaggerated. I've never been one to advertise all the negative things that happen in my life.. and I'm not going to start now. Even when I've mentioned things in the past, I never named names and put the spotlight directly on someone. My problems, even when I occasionally vent them in the form of some vague literary piece of blogwork, are still my problems. If you're here looking for my side of the story, you're probably not going to get it. I don't owe you an explanation, I don't need your approval for the things I do and don't do in my life, and I definitely don't need you to feel sorry for me. I am better than that.. and I am most certainly better than him.

Shiva Lingam
Metaphysical Properties- The Shiva Lingham Stone is from the sacred Narmada River in Onkar Mandhata, one of India's seven holy sites. Villagers gather this unique Crypto-crystalline quartz from shallow riverbeds. Lingham describes the shape-egg like, but hand polished to balanced proportions. This often worshiped fertility stone is revered by Hindus as the embodiment of Lord Shiva. Lingham is also the sacred Sanskrit word for phallus. In Tantra, the shape embodies masculine energy, dynamic expression and knowledge. The markings named Yoni (sacred sanskrit word for vulva), depicts the feminine energy, wisdom and intuition. Together, the female energy arouses the masculine urge to create. As such, the Tantric Lingham unifies the dualistic (male female) world into harmonious balance. The Shiva Lingham Stone is physical body stone. Nurtures second chakra. A great stone for those who did not receive proper nurturing in childhood. Use Chrysoprase with the Shiva Lingham ston

Hour Glass Selenite Crystals
Metaphysical Properties- Hourglass Selenite is a unique and very rare variety of Selenite from Canada. It brings with it the normal properties of selenite; the capacity to channel spiritual feeling as well as thought transmission. When viewed under ultra-violet light, the unique nature of this unique mineral is shown. Contained within it is a hidden image of an hourglass – a secret only revealed when placed under the higher frequency light of an ultra-violet lamp. This hourglass is truly spectacular and appears in turquoise (some pieces green) and violet. You will see two hourglasses depending on which set you focus on – the turquoise hourglass running in one direction or the violet running in the other. There are two aspects to the hourglass image. It has forever been a symbol of 'the movement of time'. As such it adds to the selenite the capacity to link with the timeless nature of our own higher being. This aspect of the image assists particularly where the selenite is

030808 Celldweller Blog
IT'S FUNNY HOW TIME FLIES: Tears For Fears said it best. It seems like it's been awhile since I've posted here and I could only wish my reasons were because I'm hopelessly lazy or I was on vacation this whole time. Maybe next year… I have been working on a number of things, truth be told. At this very moment I am in the studio, smack-dab in the middle of a mixdown and I wanted to take a few minutes to clear my head and tell you what it is I'm actually in the middle of mixing. Actually Grant Mohrman is in the middle of mixing while I'm lurking in some dark studio corner typing away pretending to pay attention, AND I can't actually tell you what is being mixed, so I've kinda lied twice in this blog already. I'm off to a bad start… Since I can't say who, I can at least tell you how. A group in the UK approached me somewhat recently to do a remix. I don't often take on remix work, so when I do I want it to count and I want it to be something I will be into remixing. For

I Cry
I cry,it does me no good.It hurts,I no longer have anything to lose or hide.I am in pain and few see it.It can't be fixed.I am supposed to follow the rules.I forgot them.I won't next time.There won't be a need for them.My body aches and my mind is racing.I want to sleep! Sleep doesn't want me tonight.I want to dream,but there won't be any.There are so many lies in my life,I slowly weed through them.One by one I find them and remove them from my life.I am not perfect,but neither are you.I know what I will leave behind in my life,do you? I smile but not often and it is usually not a real smile.I blame no one for my mistakes.They are mine and mine alone.I just didn't want to think of them as that at the time. I wanted them to be the right things. I am sure there will be more.I am who I am.I am nothing more.So,I will just cry some more,although it does me no good and no one will see.

Hematite
Metaphysical Properties- Hematite is a wonderful stone for worry because it helps you to be more grounded (at ease). Hematite is also used for protection of oneself and their home. Carry a small tumbled stone with you when you feel the need for protection from lets say, negative vibes :-) Hematite is great for those office meetings when you feel you may be challenged! Another wonderful use of Hematite is for jet leg. Take with you when traveling, the hematite will provide you with a feeling of being grounded with the earth plane. Therefore, it will help to prevent jet lag. Numerology- Hematite vibrates to the number 9. The number 9 is about service, beauty, and love on the highest level. Having a deep concern for mankind. Gemological Properties- Hematite's chemical composition is Fe203 (iron oxide); it is from the hexagonal crystal system; the appearance is opaque, dark gray to black and metallic. It's trade names are black diamond, black pearl, and Alaskan black diamo

Hey Dj Ghost Rider Is Making His Debut Tonight
HEY EVERYONE DJ GHOST IS MAKING HIS DEBUT TONIGHT AT MYSTIC DARK ANGELS LOUNGE COME ON BY AND CHECK HIM AND THE LOUNGE. YOU WILL HAVE A GREAT TIME AND GREAT CONVERSATION. SO LET'S SUPPORT ME LOL YEA I MADE THE BLOG. LOL SO COME ON OVER AND RELAX.JUST COPY AND PASTE THE LINK BELOW AND COME ON OVER AND SUPPORT THE GHOST RIDER. http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=54397# Fire My Words

Some Of My Music Taste
ac/dc atreyu black hawk bruce springsteen bush collective soul danny elfman ( nightmare before christmas) depeche mode disturbed enigma erasure eric serra (fifth element sound track) god smack greenday (old greenday) lord of the rings sound track inxs Marilyn Manson matchbox 20 motley crue my life with the thrill kill kult NIN Oasis orgy ozzy pantera queen reo speed wagon rob zombie scorpions skinny puppy tons more sound tracks stp the beatles the cure goo goo dols rolling stones the spooky kids tool top gun sound track (hell yeah) U2 everclear semisonic jay-z teriyaki boyz all the metallica got lost in strict confidence And this isn't even including all my music vids or the lost music from my laptop that got stolen or even what couldn't be rescued from my failed hard drive

Its Sad When...
Your so forgetful that you have to set an alarm on your cell to remember to take all your pills. Then when said alarm goes off you turn it off because its annoying..and forget to take your pills. You sit something down to only seconds later forget where you sat it. You put your phone in the freezer and try to make a call on your mouse. You wake up in the morning and ask your husband if he has to work today, because you forgot it was a day he had to go to work. Your glad your head is attached because you would misplace that too! Your happy that your kids are old enough to match their own socks, and pick out their own socks...face it they all look the same! You have lists to remind you to do things..and even the lists happen to manically disappear..then you are totally screwed! Comprehension is a luxury item you no longer posses! Spell check becomes your best friend! You can no longer drive because you forget where your going, and your doctor is afraid your

Moqui Marbles
Metaphysical Properties- Moqui Marbles/Balls pronounced (Mo-Key) are concretions of iron. They consist of an outer shell of hematite (iron oxide) with a sandstone center. The sandstone center is often stained in red and/or yellow from iron oxides. Occasionally there are additional rings of hematite in the center. Moqui marbles have been called by a lot of different names. Moqui marbles, MOQUI balls, ironstone concretions, navajo cherries, indian marbles or balls and others. Moqui Marbles formed in the lower part of the Navajo Sandstone Formation found predominantly in Southern Utah and Northern Arizona. The part of the Navajo Sandstone Formation was laid down approx. 190 million years ago at the very beginning of the Jurassic era. Although we know when and where they formed and what they are formed form, we do not have enough geological information to know exactly how they formed. Moqui Marbles probably formed at a time when the original sand dunes that later became the Navajo

Lies
LIES WORD ARE WORDS EMPTY LIES THAT PEOPLE TELL LOVE IS ONLY A WORD LOVERS CHEAT HATE IS THE TRUTH PAIN IS THE CONSTANT ONE SAYS THEY LOVE BUT STABS YOU IN THE HEART STRINGS AND CORDS EMPTY AND DEEP LIFE HAS NO MEANING LIFE HAS NO RHYME WORDS EMPTY AND UNFULFILLED GOD IS DEAD LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING WORDS EMPTY WITH NO MEANING

Out Of Touch.....for Every Love Struck Fool
Shake it up is all that we know Using the bodies up as we go I'm waking up to fantasy The shades all around aren't the colors we used to see Broken ice still melts in the sun And times that are broken can often be one again We're soul alone And soul really matters to me Take a look around You're out of touch I'm out of time (time) But I'm out of my head when you're not around You're out of touch I'm out of time (time) But I'm out of my head when you're not around Oh, oh oh oh Oh, oh oh oh Reaching out for something to hold Looking for a love where the climate is cold Manic moves and drowsy dreams Or living in the middle between the two extremes Smoking guns hot to the touch Would cool down if we didn't use them so much, yeah We're soul alone And soul really matters to me Too much You're out of touch I'm out of time (time) But I'm out of my head when you're not around You're out of touch I'm out of time (t

I Seeing A New Tread Going On For Dating
I AM NOTICEING WOMEN ARE LOOKIN FOR GUYS 6FT4 OR TALLER WHO ARE LIKE TAN AND GQ LOOKIN,WHATS THE MATTER WITH A GUY ,KINA OVER WEIGHT ONLY 5FT 10 OR 11IN TALL WE ALL CANT BE STUDS,BUT WOW ON ALOT OF THE DATING SITES ,IM GETTING IF YOU WERE THIS TALLER OR THAT IM LIKE JEEZE TAKE ME AS ME I NEVER CLAM TO BE A STUD OR A CHIP N DALE IM JUST ME

My Favorites
The Future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams Eleanor Roosevelt Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. Ralph Waldo Emerson Thou art to me a delicious torment Ralph Waldo Emerson Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date. William Shakespeare Stultum est timere quod vitare non potes Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. Anaïs Nin

Question #2
What is the Biggest Regret of your life so far? I'm sure that we've all seen the survey's or the emails or whatever where you are asked to name one of your regrets. This is an easy question for me to answer. I have no regrets. I don't believe in them. Explaining why is another story: To my way of thinking, everything that we do in life.. everything that happens to us.. happens for a reason. We learn something from every experience we have. When we regret something, it's wishing that it had never happened. If you wish that something had not happened, you haven't always learned your lesson from it. You are then destined to live the same or similiar situations over again until finally you learn the lesson you are meant to learn. That being said, there are things in my life that I am not proud of. Things that I have said, things that I have done, and things that I have not done... But everything - EVERYTHING - has taught me something. There have been good lessons, bad lessons,

Stress Test
The Holmes-Rahe Scale is a stress test scale developed to rate the amount of stress in a person's life. The test is a general tale of the stressors that make up tension in one's life. Take the test and see how you rate. With a pen, paper or calculator, add up your points for each question. The Holmes-Rahe Scale Chemical Sugar consumption, average daily (1 point per 5 teaspoons) Sweet roll, piece of pie 1 point each Coke or any regular can of soda 2 points each Use white flour, (white bread, usual pastries, spaghetti, etc.) 5 points Banana split, commercial milk shake 5 points each Caffeine consumption, average daily Coffee 1/2 point each cup Tea 1/2 point each cup Cola drink 1 point each Mountain Dew 1 point each 2 Anacin® or APC tabs 1/2 point per dose Caffeine Benzoate tablets (NoDoz®, Vivarin®) 2 points each Diet soda 1/2 point each can or bottle Nicotine 3-10 cigarettes/ day 5 points 11-20 cigarettes/ day 10 points 21-30 cigarettes/ day 15 points 31-4

Love Test
Find out what your subconscious knows! Have a pen and paper handy before you read any further. As soon as you read a question, write the answer right away. Make sure to answer questions 1-6 before moving on: 1. You are walking to your boy/girlfriend's house. There are two roads to get there. One is a straight path to take you there quickly, but is very plain and boring. The other is significantly longer but is full of wonderful sights and interesting things. Which one do you take to get to your significant other's house, short or long? 2. On the way you see two rose bushes. One is full of red roses, the other full of white. You decide to pick 20 roses for your boyfriend/girlfriend of any color combination. What number of white and red do you pick? (you can pick all of one or any combo of the two). 3. You finally get to their house. A family member answers the door. You can have them get your boy/girlfriend or go get them yourself. Which do you do? 4. You go up to your b

Relationship Test
Relationship Test Find the true meaning to your answers! Have a pen and paper handy before you read any further. As soon as you read a question, write the answer right away. Make sure to answer questions 1-10 before moving on. Read the following questions, imagining the scenes in your mind, and write down the FIRST thing that you visualize. Do not think about the questions excessively. 1. You are walking in the woods. Who are you walking with? 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your Dream House. Describe its size. 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? 6. You enter the house. You walk to the dining area and see the dining table. Describe what you see on AND around the table. 7. You exit the house through the back door. Lying in the grass is a cup. What material is the cup m

Family Man
She had sulky smile She took her standard pose as she presented herself She had sultry eyes, she made it perfectly plain that she was his For a price But he said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man And my bark is much worse than my bite" He said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man But if you push me too far I just might" She wore hurt surprise as she rechecked her make-up to protect herself Dropped her price and pride she made it totally clear that she was his For a night She gave him her look, it would have worked on any other man around He looked her up and down, she knew he couldn't decide if he should Hold his ground She turned, tossed her head unlike her opening move, her final exit line He waited much too long but by the time he got his courage up she was gone Then he screamed "Leave me alone, I'm a family man And my bark is much worse than my bite" He said "Leave me alone, I'm a family man But if you push me too far, I just might"

Liveing With Diabetes
i have a husband and a 17 year old daughter who both have type one diabets and it has been hell they are sick all the time ad in and out of the hospital with diatic keto acid dois witch is very serious and they both almost died on me every day they both end up with some thing else wrong with them and they just keep getting sicker and sicker

030808 Fluffy Starr Blog
Come-You-Nic-Kation. This has happened a few times now, and it bites. People email me asking me questions, and if I don't reply in two days, they think that I think I'm "too good." Bitch, please! I have a life outside of myspace. I'm preparing to record my second album right now. A bit busy. I do my best to reply to everyone, but can't always. And if you have your mail settings set to "friends only", and yet you block bands, then HOW can I reply to you? Then, you turn around and give me a nasty message, when I've always been nice to you in the past, before you changed your settings? Do you know how much email I get? You're not the only one I get mail from or reply to. And look at how much I vlog and blog and interact with other myspacers. Does that seem like somebody who thinks she's "too good?" I don't think so. This is the REASON why artists don't reply to people, because this shiz starts happening. Anyways, enough of that. I've said my piece. Will post a vloggie soon! Yeah-huh

Crystal Quiz
*These are YES and NO answers. *You will find the answers at the end of the test. *Remember, your answers may vary every time you take the test. This is an indication of what crystal you may need in the moment. 1. It's hard for me to concentrate. 2. I have a hard time making decisions. 3. I'd like to be more in touch with angels. 4. I have lots of ideas, but I can't seem to materialize them. 5. I have lots of ideas, but it's difficult for me to express them. 6. I have difficulty letting go of old ideas. 7. I wish I liked myself more. 8. It's hard for me to be honest with other people. 9. Sometimes I wish I were in a different dimension of reality. 10. I hate my body. I'm too (fat, skinny, short, tall, etc.). 11. I never have enough money to satisfy my needs. 12. I resent what some people have done to me, and find it difficult to forgive them. 13. I know that I have a limited view of some areas of my life, but I don't know how to ga

My Favorite Brownie Recipe
Best Brownies 1 stick margarine or butter, melted 1 cup of sugar 2 eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 cup plain flour ( all purpose) 1/3 cup Hershey's cocoa 1/4 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon baking soda 1/3 cup nuts (optional) 1/2 cup white chocolate chips 1/2 cup plain chocolate chips Set oven to 350. Spray or grease a 9 inch square pan. ( I use Pam and and 13 by 9 glass casserole dish.) Melt butter in microwave for 30 seconds. Blend butter, sugar, vanilla in large bowl. Add eggs using a wooden spoon, beat well. Combine flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt; gradually blend into egg mixture. Stir in nuts and chocolate chips. Spread in greased pan or dish. Bake at 350 for 20 to 25 minutes or until brownie begins go to pull away from edges. ( good test it stick in a tooth pick and if it comes out clean its done.) Cool and slice in whatever size square you want.

Moonstone
Metaphysical Properties- This phenomenal gemstone is the precious stone of India. The name Moonstone comes from the mysterious sheen which is similar to 'moonlight'. The most common colors of this gemstone are cream, pearly gray, white, peach and colorless. But, there is also a beautiful variety of Moonstone which is called 'rainbow' for it displays all of the colors of the rainbow in one stone!! Moonstone is a meditation stone which stimulates, knowing, understanding and appreciation. It also brings to us self awareness and allows us to grow while learning balance. This 'Gemstone of the Moon' is a popular choice for women. It helps to balance the menstrual and hormonal cycles, while melting away the anxiety and stress that may occur at this time of the month. Use Moonstone for problem solving and decision making. Simply hold it in your left hand or place it under your pillow for guidance to life's questions. Numerology- Moonstone vibrates to the number 4. Moonstone likes

One From Late At Night
1. Who is the first person you think of when someone asks you who you like? Sean duh 2. Do you drool/snore/etc. in your sleep I talk in my sleep and I'm told I snore lightly when I'm sick. 3. What curse word do you say the most when you're pissed? FUCK 4. Are you happy? With my partner, yes.. With our living situation, no. 5. Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate? I was married to him. Turns out, my friends were right. 7. Are you tan? Nope, I live in New England.. I'm pale as a mo-fo. 8. Hair color? Blonde 9. Confused about anything? Nah 10. Kids or no kids? I have 2. ------------------------------------- 11. Do you have any pets? Whole bunch of em. --------------------------------- 12. What do your favorite sunglasses look like? Big and pink. 13. Do your initials spell anything? KEL 14. Last person you fought with? Sean 15. What's one thing you actually remember about kindergarten? I don't. haha 16. How do you ca

7 Deadly Sins
Wrath Who did you last get angry with? Sean lol What is your weapon of choice? My words Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? If they deserved it. How about the same sex? If they deserved it. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Probably Sean What is your pet peeve? Too many things.. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I never forget. Remember that before you wrong me. Sloth What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Housework, I did do laundry today, but that's about it since we were out most of the day. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 4 pm? I really have no idea. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? Heidi to find out if she got a new job yet. What is the last lame excuse that you made? I don't make excuses. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock

Looooong One
1) Happiest moment of 2008 so far? It's only 2 months in, Finding out that both of my sisters are pregnant. lol 2) What did you wake up to this morning? I woke up when my body was ready to be awake.. 3) Who were you with last night? Sean 4) Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Fo sho 5) When is the last time you saw your crush? I love him and I see him every day. 6) Who can you tell anything to? Very few people. 7) Do you know anyone named Peter? I do 8) Who is your last phone call with? None today. 9) What's the last thing you said/typed? look up ^ 10) How's life? Meh 11) Last time you cried? few days ago. 12) Why? Gross shit online. 13) Have you ever thrown up? who hasn't? 14) When was the first kiss you had with the last person you kissed? Spring of 2001. 15) Do you love anyone who's name starts with an L? No? (16) Are you happy? I try to be. 17) Are you excited about anything? The births of both my

What Ya Waiting 4 These People Rock (tysm "blondie")
Lets Show Them Some Fu Luv §R Whï+ê Kñïgh+♥ßlðñÐïê♥§låvê♥r/l hubby♥~Gï+ R Ððñê Rêbêls L.C.~Cðnfêdêratês ClassicBeauty"Goddess" ~*BikΞЯLdy ЯydΞs AlonΞ ®™*~ Year of the Dragon™ ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen* Nutty_Licious ♫Ìñ£åmðµ§ ÐJ RåvêñWðl£♪ KIM. ~Trista~

2008 Edition
Welcome to the 2008 edition of getting to know your friends. Okay, here's what you're supposed to do, and try not to be lame and spoil the fun! Copy this entire bulletin and paste into a new one, change all the answers so that they apply to you. 1. What is your occupation? I own... 2. What color are your socks right now? None 3. What are you listening to right now? Sean talking to me. 4. What was the last thing that you ate? Crackers last night. 5. Can you drive a stick shift? Kind of. I could get us home if I needed to. 6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Blue, duh. 7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Tiff about 2 seconds ago. 8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? It wasn't sent to me, it was April's bulletin, and yep I like her very much! 9. How old are you today? 32 10. Favorite drink? Iced tea or iced coffee 11. What is your favorite sport to watch? None really. 12. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yep,

Ruby In Fuschite
Ruby is know to amplify all emotions. It can be very helpful for bringing deep or buried emotions to the surface. Ruby also sparks a passion for living life to the fullest. Fuschite typically helps enhance the power of other crystals and minerals and is therefore a wonderful stone to have with you during times devoted to healing, either physically or emotionally. While Ruby brings long held emotions to the surface, Fuschite will amplify awareness and ultimately help restore balance. Ruby in Fuschite offers a blend of the energy, stimulation and equalizing effects of Ruby with the intuitive and reflective energies of Fuschite. This crystal will help you become aware of problems in how you interact with other people, problems with your physical health, your lifestyle, and your stress level and then will help you find solutions and balance. Physically, Ruby in Fuschite helps to balance the red and white blood cells and has been used in the treatment of carpal tunnel syndrome. It is also k

Shut It. I Love Them.
1. Have you ever called a person useless? Yes, because they were/are. 2. What object in your room is really important to you? My comp. lol 3. Are you good at hiding your feelings? Not even a little. 4. Are you a lover? Yep 5. What is the gas station you pump your gas at? Most of the time it's wherever we're at, if we're just leaving home we go to 7-11 7. What kind of sense of humor do you have? I'm all kinds of funny. Sarcastic lil bitch... 8. Do you usually tell people when they hurt your feelings? Yes, if you hurt me or piss me off I'll tell you. 9. Do your initials spell out a word? No 10. When is the last time you danced? Too long ago. 11. How often do you give high fives? Haha rarely? 12. If you had to delete one person off your top friends list, who would it be? One of the celebs I'm sure. Everyone else I know in rl. 15. Is your shirt new? no 16. Where is the last place you went out to eat? Ummm roast beef place in salem ma. 17

Cuz I Was Bored.. That's Why.
1. Do you think you can get through it without answering "I don't know"? Of course 2. Are you involved with anyone? Yes, quite. 3. Where do you wish you were right now? Tropical island, in my vaca villa, sipping some fresh juice while being massaged... *sigh* 4. What should you be doing right now? I'm doing it. 5. Does sex mean love? No. People have sex with people they don't love all the time. 6. what do you believe is a true saying about life? Your life is what you make of it. 7. Are you a bad influence? Some say so. I'm a notorious speeder.. plus I smoke and curse. lol 8. who has had the most influence on you (good or bad)? I'd have to say Sean. But mostly because I value his opinion, so what he has to say has an influence on most of my decisions. 9. night out or night in? I haven't had a night out in a long time.. So I pick that one! 10. single forever with a great family or no family and your soul mate? My soul mate is all the family I need if

Yep, You Guessed It.
1. When was the last time you shaved your legs? 2 days ago. 2. What were you doing this morning at 8? Still sleeping. 3. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? Watching Monk. 4. What are you wearing right now? Jammy pants and a tank top. 5. Are you mad at anyone right now? Nah. they're not worth wasting my time over. 6. The last two people to say they loved you? Sean and my daughter. 7. Kissed someone in the last 24 hrs? Yep we pass out kisses like crazy around here. 8. Are you happy with your living arrangements? Love who I live with, not where we live. 9. Last thing received in the mail? A bill 10. Do you have any famous relatives? My stepfather is distantly related to Brooke Shields. 11. Have you ever had sex in a public place? Yes 12. Have you ever been searched by the cops? I had my vehicle searched crossing the border from Mexico back into the US. It was a rental... Apparantly that means you're smuggling people in your trunk. lmao. 13. How is your

Me Vs Sean
1. Who eats more? Him 2. Who said "I love you" first? Me 3.How long have you been together? Almost 7 years! Wow. 4.Who sings better? Neither of us. lol 5. Who's older? Sean by a couple years. 6. Who's smarter? It's a tie! 7. Who's temper is worse?: His 8. Who does the laundry? We both do. 9. Who does the dishes? Neither unless we absolutely have to. 10. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed? Depends on how you're looking at it. From the foot of the bed, Sean's on the right. 11. Who snores? Sean 12. Who's hair is longer?: Mine 13. Who's better with the computer?: Sean 14. Do you have pets?: Many many. 15. Who pays the bills? Sean pays most of them. 16. Who cooks dinner? Didn't we do this one already? We both cook. 17. Who drives when you are together? Almost always Sean. 18. Who pays when you go out to dinner? Depends on which one of us has cash! lol 19. Who is the most stubborn?: ME 20. Who is the first one

Testing...testing...1,2,3
1. Name something that made you frown today? Getting a gutterball!! Sean and I took the kids bowling today. 2. What were you doing at 7:00 am? Trying to fall back asleep!! Sean farted so loud it woke us BOTH up! 3.What were you doing one hour ago? Bowling and eating pizza with Sean and the kids. 4. What is something you will never forget? Working with my Papa... Making wooden wishing wells, polishing agates in his tumbler.. collecting stamps and coins with him.. 5. What was the last thing you said aloud? "Ya, ok" 6. How many different things did you drink today? Iced coffee, orange soda. 7. What was the last thing you bought? Pizza and a lane at the bowling alley. 8. Where are you right now? Home, in the comp/gator room. 9. What is the weather going to be like tomorrow? I dunno, but it's been raining for 2 days.. Probably more of the same. 10. Vanilla or chocolate? Chocolate... no question. 11. What are you excited about? No more snow!! 12.

For Two Special Ladies Who I Miss So Much
"You can shed tears that she is gone, or you can smile because she has lived. You can close your eyes and pray that she'll come back, or you can open your eyes and see all she's left. Your heart can be empty because you can't see her, or you can be full of the love you shared. You can turn your back on tomorrow and live yesterday, or you can be happy for tomorrow because of yesterday. You can remember her only that she is gone, or you can cherish her memory and let it live on. You can cry and close your mind, be empty and turn your back. Or you can do what she'd want: smile, open your eyes, love and go on." - David Harkins

Big 50
1. If your being extremely quiet whats it mean? Could mean anything. Am I reading? Concentrating on something? Angry? Sad? Depressed? Sleeping? lol 2. What would you do if someone hit you? No one hits me. They don't dare. 4. Have you ever had a one night stand? I have. 5. If so would you again? and if not, would you? Probably not. I'm sure Sean wouldn't appreciate me having a one night stand. lol 6. Last time you laughed? Like 10 seconds ago. lmao 7. Has anyone told you they missed you lately? mhmm. =] 8. Are you wearing any clothes that don't belong to you? Nope 9. Would you ever date your best friend? Sean's my best friend.. And yes, we're dating. 10. Have you ever received sexy pics from someone? lol yea. 11. Do you regret anything from your past? Pfft I hate this question! 12. If you could seek revenge on someone would you? Karma does my dirty work. 13. How do you react when people cry around you? Console them. Try to help out with whate

Mugglestone
Mugglestone (Hematite and Jasper) Color: Black and tan Chakra: Grounding • Focuses one's energy on the body and the earthplane; grounds, centers, balances. • Protects the integrity of the etheric double aura from tears and rips, repairs the damaged aura envelope, protects against and repels psychic attacks. • Gathers and calms scattered energies, reduces stress particularly when induced by conflicts with other people. • Helps recovery from anesthetics and surgeries, reduces bleeding

Pain!!!
Today as I lay sleeping in your arms, I had never felt a feeling of peace and comfort as I did at that very moment! Looking into your eyes, brought happiness into my life. After the time that I have spent with you, the laughter and happiness that we have shared has meant more to me than anything in the world! Now that the time has come that we have to part, I realize that this isn't good bye, because I know that I will see you again. I have realized that the feelings we share are not just lust or infatuation, but a true love that no one could ever tear apart. I promise that no matter how far apart we are, our love will continue to grow and we will see each other again!! I LOVE YOU BABY WITH ALL MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!! Though we may be many many miles apart, I promise that I will love you enough for you to feel it that far away!

Contest Updates
Well the contest is almost over just a couple days left. Heres an update as of 3-8 at 9:28pm cst..... you guys all have till 10pm monday the 10th. Best of luck!! Abby.....770 rates Got Ink.....649 rates Hannah Jane..... 152 rates Summer.....116 rates Goddess.....110 rates Al....42 rates Unnhibited34..... 29 rates

My Thoughts
I want for my life to be mine. Soon I'm hoping it will be again. All I have ever wanted was to be loved. I'm a hopefull romantic. I believe in soul mates. Knowing that what I have right now is far from that. I don't want to be treated like I'm a child anymore. I do not act like it. I deserve respect and being cherished. I want to be able to enjoy life out side of these four walls he calls his castle. For me it is more of a prison. I want to find the part of me that has been hiding for so long. I think about how my life could and should be and then I wake up and realize that I'm living in a miserable marriage and having a hard time finding a way out. I have plans but then there is doubt instilled in me that makes me think that maybe I won't be able to do it. However, I have a life to look forward to on the out side. And I will get outta here soon. I have friends that mean the world to me. I have people I've been kept away from for far to long. I've lost a lot just to remain in this so c

Do Not Bid On This Guy, He Keeps Entering Auctions
~*Ghost *~Owner of EroticHawaiianPleasures &~*PixiFairy*~@ fubar I do not like when someone you bid on, doesnt fulfill their end of the deal, this guy hit me up in my SB wanting me to bid on him, well come to find out why, he thought I was gonna pimp him out, give him dirty pics etc....I dont like the fact that he more less thought he was gonna use me to level etc...If u see him in an auction, I would pass it up, why spend ur hard earned cash or fu bucks on someone who does nothing but lie! Here I felt sorry for the guy *shakes head*

Crimson Lovers
crimson drops fall like rain teasing your lips leaving a stain flesh shall meet bodies do join a sweet retreat from tongue to loin i love you dear a whisper is spoke gasps and moans escape our throats bodies entwined blood escapes runs down skin with great haste passion ignites eyes do flare gazes meet unearthly stares breath is short bodies shake buried deep earth begins to shake collapsing now covered in life smiling now a kiss in the night...

What Isit Like To Be Me.
Hi there here is a new blog and this 1 is about me and my snake collection. as you all well know I have added alot more snake pics this yr and even some of my new ferrets too in the folder called my new kids. I like snakes and yes I do collect them some day id love to breed them maybe theres alot of money to be made in snakes. my snakes dont have poison and no fangs and no they dont bite or eat kids either. I do make sure all my pets are tame I do take to bmx races with me the kids love them and know me well too. I do think its soo funny a mucho man is scared to death of a snake alot of you ask why I been single for soo long and of course this is why but at least im not some guy who thinks hes soo bad and tough because he got a 200lb dog he cant control or bites kids or kills other dogs and or even children im sorry but that dont make a man look good it just get's him into more trouble. I am not realy a big guy at all but its realy something when you see a guy full a tatts a

Your Voice..
Its funny, Sir.. how the sound of Your voice haunts my very being.. How I can hear You as easily as i feel my heart beating.. Why is this the way that we are?? Why do I have such a hunger for You?? Why do I feel as if I truely must be near You to survive?? I wish that I could swirl like a mist.. To You all those miles from me.. I'd enter inside Your soul.. Just so You could see.. I'd let You experience all of me.. So deep inside.. And though I fear You, There'd be nothing to hide.. I feel no shame I feel no hesitation I am what You made me Now we just have to deal with it. I risk it because I have to. I have no choice.. Its who i was put on this earth to be. You never thought all those months ago You would truely enslave me.. But You did.. No matter what I do to forget You.. You did. I fear the only way I will ever escape my need of You will be when I finally exist no more..No matter how long that may be.. And if i never saw or heard from You again.. You wil

My Letter To Fake People.
Dear Fake Person, I, myself, used to weigh 365 pounds. As a teenager, I was an ugly girl. I saw myself as ugly, but that did not by any means stop people from loving me... nor liking me. My beauty was always within. I was liked and I was loved. I had a heart of gold, and I still do. So I am writing a letter to all of you "fake people" who can't find the strength to be yourselves. I have to wonder what brings you to think you can't be yourself and be liked or loved? Is it that you grew up in an environment where it wasn't safe to be you? I did too, but I was always myself. That's no excuse. Perhaps you were TOLD you were beaten with the ugly stick, not realizing that true beauty lies within? I've been told that. That's still no excuse. Has nobody ever opened a door for you or smiled at you when you smiled at them? Don't let that get you down. I have no respect for the fact that so many people find it necessary to wrap themselves in a painting of another person and create a life tha