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Pointless
i am so sick of everthing ... i if u bother to read would know and going thru hell these days ...i been living on a sofa ...b/c my dad wanted to play more of his fucking mind games ..... on me and my mother my mother is manic depressive bi polor and a few otehr things mixed in there for u kiddies who dont know that means sometimnes she is in her own world to i sm in that world i depresssed as of lately i have horible raped by 3 men a few month ago really havnt been my self since i went crazy i was in film scho0ol chasing my dreams now i not thats all thre is to that my fahter thought since i wasnt doing it just how he wanted ..... he flew out form alberta changed the locks on me ... i am at my moms on her sofa and my god she lost it she gone and right lost it now everthing is my dooing everthing wrong in her life is my fault tell u when ru depressed and face days wher ur wishing u were dead thats not good when ur so scard and u cant even sleep at night and dont swleep for days then fin
Points And Levels
I need help reaching level ten!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Points
This site is about points, so why is everyone being so negative on comments etc. Life is full of negativity, lets be positive and fun here ... we don't need the bad stuff on here too. This is supposed to be our getaway.
The Point Of Tears!
well i meet someone in march of last year and it was awesome, she had the most beautifulest smile and them eyes would light up the night sky! i thought she was perfect and i was right. every thing about her was and she had one thing that made me like her more then any one i had meet!she had the looks and the smarts to knock out half of a high school, she didnt have what other gurls had. well what im saying is that i regret every time i was jealous of her and how i treated her! but now that i lost her i wish i could take it all beck and rewind time to fix what i did to make today better, im even to the point that moving is only going to make it hard to get over and heal what has been hurt in the mind and heart. if i knew the word to heal her hurt and pain that i made i would try
Pointless Interaction
It started off with me commenting that I was geeky in a mumm. Next thing I know this idiot is in my shout box. Who do these people think they are? lol And I feel I must add... his status is (I see stupid people). I LICK PAINT: We Can Tell You are ->I LICK PAINT: and how is that o wise one? I LICK PAINT: just an opinon ->I LICK PAINT: lol, you don't even know who I am I LICK PAINT: probably not .. and easier that way :) ->I LICK PAINT: what was the point of you jumping in my shout box? ->I LICK PAINT: if you didn't want to talk to me that is I LICK PAINT: Bye ->I LICK PAINT: who is the stupid one now? I LICK PAINT: Mmm this a trick question ? or do I get multiable choices ->I LICK PAINT: either you're not sober or we are having two separate conversations. The answer is obvious Proof that too much paint lickey impacts efficient and cognative brain function.
Pointless
ME and my pointless thoughts
A Point In Life...
There's a point in your life when you get tired of chasing everyone & trying 2 fix everything. But it's not giving up... It's realizing that you don't need CERTAIN PEOPLE, the BULLSHIT and the DRAMA they bring :)
Pointer....this Is Only A Pointer
Dear Fubar, Thank you for taking the time to read my profile and discover my blog. Since you are already here, I dont want to disappoint you...heheeh. http://catwoman69y2k.insanejournal.com (My personal journal -- add me if you are an IJ member) http://twitter.com/Catwoman69y2k My Twitter feed. Now you know when I do such mundane tasks as taking out the trash, moving vats of latex, creating another adult webpage, etc... Thanks and be sure to comment and let me know you stopped by! Thanks!
The Point Of A Mumm
I'm curious what the point of a mumm actually is. From what I know mumm means "make up my mind". But there are people that sit on fubar practically all day and leave rude comments on peoples mumms. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of a mumm? Whats the point of leaving all the rude comments? Why don't we have an option to turn comments off on mumms when creating them? Perhaps thats something to propose to the higher ups on fubar. We don't all want to read your rude and negative comments.
Points And Levels
i can use a little help getting over the 225000 point hump to fuberlord.... i mean goddamn i have almost 5000 friends....
Point Of No Return
-This is the point from which I can never return -And if I back down now then forever I’ll burn -This is the point from which I can never retreat -Cuz if I turn back now there can never be peace -This is the point from which I will die to succeed -Living the struggle at least I know I’m alive when I bleed -From now on it could never be the same as before -Because the place that I’m from does not exist anymore -I pledge no allegiance fuck all the Presidents speeches -I’m baptized by America covered in leaches -The dirty water that preaches -Washes out your soul and facial features -Downing you with propaganda -That they spit through their speakers -And if you speak about the evil that the government does -The patriot act will track you down to the type of your blood -They’ll try to frame you and try to say you sell drugs -Throw a federal inditement on all the people you love -This shit is run by fake Christians and fake politicians -Look at their mansions and now lo
12,554 Points To Insider, Please Help!
Lets level Patty shes an awesome lady & friend, always there helping everyone, she has 12,554 Points to Insider, so lets get this done today! Ty in advance to who helps :) Lil'One*Fu's SwtestNSassiestLdy*DSC*InDependentFamily*Lollipop Gurlz*BdGirlzBdBoyz`BBW Pinup@ fubar This pimpout brought to u with lots of love from the one & only ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "Goofball" Fu Owner of "Firemanm88" @ fubar
Point Whorism
please help me feel better rate pics mom has cancer its hard TERI PROMOTER@C... i can't believe anyone would have the balls to put this on a ticker... that's just fucking disgusting.
Points Of Authority
Forfeit the game / Before somebody else Takes you out of the frame / Puts your name to shame Cover up your face / You can’t run the race The pace is too fast / You just won't last You love the way I look at you While taking pleasure in the awful things you put me through You take away if I give in My life My pride is broken You like to think you’re never wrong (You live what you’ve learned) You have to act like you’re someone (You live what you’ve learned) You want someone to hurt like you (You live what you’ve learned) You want to share what you’ve been through (You live what you’ve learned) You love the things I say I’ll do The way I’ll hurt myself again just to get back at you You take away when I give in / my life My pride is broken You like to think you’re never wrong (You live what you’ve learned) You want to act like you’re someone (You live what you’ve learned) You want someone to hurt like you (You live what you’ve learned) You want to share
Points,leveling Up....
IM KINDA CONFUSED, JUST WHAT THE F...! IS ALL THE MADNESS BOUT POINTS AND LEVELING UP???!!! WHEN YA FINALLY GET TO THE HIGHEST RATING, THEN WHAT? I MYSELF COME ON HERE TO CHAT AND HAVE FUN.. SEEMS T ME YOU COULD DO THAT WHEATHER you were a level 2 or 23??!!! NOW if there were a CASH PRIZE at the end i could understand...another thing..ppl asking to (FAN) THEM.. Uhh.. isnt that kinda like saying.(i want you to like me) jeez if i like what i see i,ll do it on my own accord!! wouldn,t that make it REAL THEN????? YA KNOW MORE GENUINE?? MAYBE IM not understanding the whole deal?? so whut... later
Point Of View
A thought that was coursing through my mind last night like cars on a Nascar race track was Point-of-View. I like to fancy myself as an objective person that is able to remove emotion from a situation, not to hard since I am a guy, and put myself in the other person’s shoes. I got to thinking that this is a fallacy. That it is not possible to truly see through another persons eyes. That would require you to have the mind, genetics, and experiences of that other person and completely void your own. Even knowing every intimate detail of the other person would still not give an accurate vision of the other person’s thoughts because they would always become muddled with your own. So does this become a futile attempt or is it like that Christmas present of socks that you get from your parents of “It’s the thought that counts?” It seems to me that trying to add point-of-views to a situation creates more depth. Starting with two points, your personal POV and the situation, and drawi
Pointless
There's no point in posting your Marital status on ANY site that has to do with making friends or finding a significant other cuz the majority of the people on these sites DON'T look at the status and message the person asking to hook up or on a date not KNOWING that the person they're asking is already taken.. ..and that's what really "Grinds my Gears"
233,238 Points To Go! Help Me Level
233,238 Points to go!
295,630 Points = Godfather.
♡SHEEZ♡ NEEDS YOUR HELP!!! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 346,339 points = Godfather. Go help her out, all love is returned. Here's her link below, hit it hard. ♡SHEEZ♡ ♫ ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ RATE*FAN*ADD!! READ MY PROFILE!! ♫ ҳ̸Ҳ̸ҳ@ fubar
Pointless Words Poem I Wrote
This is pointless These words wont get me any where wont get me a car a big house or the boy that makes me melt. These words are just my dreams written on paper My problems that wont ever get solved My secrets that people will probably find out sooner or later But these words mean some thing to me because its my only way out of this world Where I'm in my own world Where everything is the way i want them And you know what boy that makes me melt? Hes in my world. My world of beautiful words, and guess what! That boys mine He only cares about me And he holds and kisses me all threw the night And here I'm the perfect girl beautiful, skinny, the girl that boy always thinks about. Where the sun is always shinning Where my dad is proud, doesn't walk out and I'm just perfect Thats my world But the only place this comes alive is in these words these pointless words That are just written in ink Each of these words have a meaning Maybe not to anyone that reads theses po
561 Points
i only have 561 points to level plz help me out and anyone who rates anything of mine i'll give you a gift. luv sexymom
Point Whore
I'm sittin in my basement, I've never had a life I have 11 babies With my fatass welfare wife I troll for nudie pics; My cock is all the rage With unsuspected chicks That stumble on my page The only thing I do Is eat and masturbate So please check out my page And Add, Fan, Rate
55,215 Points To Godmother, Lets Get This Done Today!
Tnk is 55,215 Points to Godmother, lets get this done today! Shes always helping everyone out, time to pay it back! Ty in advance to who helps! ♥Tnk♥IBIC♥ЧÇ♥ CLUB FAR♥LOLLIPOP GURL♥@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by the one and only..... ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~ *DSC*@ fubar
Points
so how do i get points who nows the best way
Pointless
My chest hurts, I cant breathe. My mind reels,spinning out the never ending visions of pointless daily responsibilities I just cant find the muster to tackle. My hands won't stop shaking, I cant feel my fingers. The numbness has spread, how do you make it stop? Running , running as fast as I can from the trailing demons.. will I ever find sanctuary. Is there a savior, will he ever find me.. here in the bottom of my closet hidden beneath the piles of long ago abandoned dreams?
Point Of View
we all as poeple go threw life trying to do all the good that we can for other poeple. in my point of view for only one reason , to be remembered . we all want our loved ones and others to remember us fondly , as being a carring loving person . some poeple dont see this as i do and dont help when they can , thats up to them . but my point of view is this , if we all took a little time to just stop and think about how we want to be remembered , we would help those that need our help . its like this if you help one person they feel good that you did , and well maybe they will help two poeple . and it grows from ther nutill your helping that one person has become a movment that helps thousands of poeple . i hope you all that read this have a great day , and thank you for taking the time to read it .
Points, Points, Points....
Points
Trying to figure out what gives more points and such.
Point Whore
I'm sittin in my basement, I've never had a life I have 11 babies With my fatass welfare wife I troll for nudie pics; My cock is all the rage With unsuspected chicks That stumble on my page The only thing I do Is eat and masturbate So please check out my page And Add, Fan, Rate
Points To Ponder -more Advice For Dominants
Written by Cerina X. This article is the property of SL. All rights held and reserved by Submissive Loving. Be Yourself If you have to lie about yourself in order to get someone to submit to you. They did not submit to you. If you project a personality other than whom you really are, no one actually submits to you. They submit to whom you pretend to be. I understand that you may be tempted to behave as you perceive a dominant should, but in the end you are cheating yourself. You will be far more fulfilled to know that one submits to you as you are. It is YOU who inspires this submission, not an alter ego. Maintaining a facade is work and sooner or later you will not have the strength nor the desire to continue with it. What then? Do not be surprised when the submissive is disappointed and goes in search of someone who is naturally what you pretended to be. Everyone loses in the end. Be Honest With Yourself about Your Version of Domination There is nothing wrong with sensu
Points Update
all current points till the next level: I'm a queen, I'm a Diamond!!! ~*~ but I'm still cutemommy82 ~*~ love my baby@ fubar Level: Godfather (25) Godfather to Disciple 5,946,052 Points to go! $$$$-MyStA BiGzZZ-$$$$$(Fu-OwNeD By~LiPz~)n LeVeL POuNeR LeADer@ fubar Level: Henchman (22)Henchman to Insider 746,369 Points to go! YOU AINT KNOW~ALA'S MOST WANTED~@ fubar Level: Rock Star (20) Rock Star to Fuberlord 294,867 Points to go! Mr.&Mrs.Sykes°°°fu-owned by puddy°°@ fubar Level: Rock Star (20) Rock Star to Fuberlord 56,865 Points to go! PaPa_D@ fubar Level: Minion (14) Minion to Idol 23,152 Points to go! ~Miss Dee~ Member of the Level Pounders!@ fubar Level: Fu-King (24) Fu-King to Godfather 2,558,739 Points to go! Xenobies_world $$~LEVEL POUNDER~$$ Wife of Fuji_Wan smokeadoobie@ fubar Level: Pimp (17) Pimp to Assassin 43,818 Points to go! ~LiPz~ FuOwNeD bY $$$$-MySta BiGzZz-$$$$~Member of Level Pounders!~@ fubar Level: Rock Star (20) Rock Star t
1007 Points To Go
help me level and i'll return the favor or the love. truly
The Point
So what's the point of it all? Why does CREATOR allow us to suffer pain, illness, loss? The answers to these questions will probably never be revealed to us in this life. But when we take stock of our experiences, the good and the bad, we find that the dark times have left us with more than just unpleasant memories. Perhaps we have gained new insights into our own personalities, found strengh and depth we never knew we had. And what do we do with these emotional gains? We may go on to lead richer, more enlightened lives. We may also seek to comfort those who hurt as we have hurt, thus heeding CREATOR'S call to look after our fellow humans. Is this perhaps why CREATOR has permitted suffering in our lives? We can't answer that question. But our lack of sure knowledge should not stop us from trying to act as CREATOR'S tools for good here on earth.
Points & Fubucks
If Fubar wants us to make points & fubucks with blogs, new friends, rates, etc...instead of with mumms, they better start giving us more points for those things.
15,470 Points To Go!
friend of velvets goldustwoman@ fubar
Point Whore Princess In Training!!
Meet our Lil Point Whore Princess in training ........VICKI (It's a Loooong story, LMAO) Seriously tho....This is a great Woman!! She wore her lil clicker finger out rating all my stuff trying to Disciple me!! She isn't much of a point whore yet but we are trying to change that!!! Stop by and rate the crap out of her!!! Give her a good lesson on how to be a point whore!!! I know you people can do that!!! We have been trying!!! So go spank her hard!!! She deserves it!! Tell her Mommy and Daddy sent you!! (She'll know who you mean!!) **Vicki** ~Owner Of The Sweet Spot~G-Spot Leveler~~@ fubar MySpace Playlist at MixPod.com
Point Whoring...
I wonder about things sometimes... today I am wondering about point whoring lol I sit here on Fu and as I go to everyones pages I see alot of the same females on everyones page. I always see the same kinda status's also... "buy me this" "bling me that" And these same females always have people buying them the biggest blings and what not... Now I am not gonna deny that every once in awhile I have put something like that in my status..BUT it is not something I do all the time...I do it when I see something new and cute.. but its not like I ever get it LOL... (btw.. the fu-pony is a LIL overpriced for the way it looks lol) I hate that alot of females will friend someone not because they want to get to know them... but because they see the guy blings everyone... when I friend someone I friend them because I genuinely want to get to know them. I feel like some times geniune females get mixed up in the shuffle of all the point whores. If you notice in my bling.. I have nothing
Pointy Things
Hello! I have officially returned for another day. So, I'm down to deciding what to do with my life. How do I figure out what I'm suppossed to do? Transitioning from the military to the real world is like starting your life over again from scratch. If you're enlisted, and not married, in all likelyhood, you live in barracks. Barracks are like dorm rooms, only smaller, and filled with more inconsiderate people. They provide you with all the basic furniture you need to survive. That also means when you transition, you don't have any furniture. You also don't have anywhere to live, unless you decide to move back in with your parents, friends, or family. Well, I'm 27. In being 27, the chances of me being able to live with my parents who I love are slim to none. I love them to death, but there's a good chance they'd end up dead if I had to live in the same house as they do. Ninja sword to the face. So I have to find a job. I think I can handle that part fairly easily. I
Pointsupdate Show Love
I'm his diamond and the queen of his heart!!! ~*~ but I'm still cutemommy82 ~*~ love u baby@ fubar Level: Godfather (25) Godfather - Disciple 4,480,992 Points to go! $$$$-MyStA BiGzZZ-$$$$$@ fubar Level: Insider (23) Insider - Fu-King 418,194 Points to go! YOU AINT KNOW~ALA'S MOST WANTED~@ fubar Level: Rock Star (20) Rock Star - Fubarlord 247,179 Points to go! Mr.&Mrs.Sykes°°°fu-owned by puddy°°@ fubar Level: Henchman (22) Henchman - Insider 735,288 Points to go! PaPa_D@ fubar Level: Idol (15) Idol - Fu-gee 23,434 Points to go! ~Miss Dee~@ fubar Level: Fu-King (24) Fu-King - Godfather 2,112,657 Points to go! Xenobies_world $$~LEVEL POUNDER~$$ Wife of Fuji_Wan & fugirl to Ashton@ fubar Level: Assassin (18) Assassin - Ninja 31,734 Points to go! ~LiPz~aka~HiPz~@ fubar Level: Fubarlord (21) Fubarlord - Henchman 446,502 Points to go! ~~sPyDa~~@ fubar Level: Assassin (18) Assassin - Ninja 34,668 Points to go! XKrazyLilQTX*fu-wife to
The Point Is This
ask your self this why do people risk their lifes to be some where a little sooner
A Point In My Life
IM OFF WORK TODAY WITH NOTHING TO DO CAUSE IT'S RAINING HERE AND COLD AS HELL. I GUESS IM STUCK IN THE HOUSE TODAY....SO I'M LAYING IN MY BED,STARING UP AT THE CEILING JUST DRIFTING OFF.THE FIRST AND ONLY THING I THINK OF IS THE ONE MAN THAT MAKES ME GET ALL THOSE FEELINGS U NEVER WANNA COME DOWN FROM...YES ITS ZARDIO. WHY AM I DRIVING MYSELF CRAZY??? I WANT SO BADLY TO JUST MAKE MY LIFE WITH HIM AND THATS IT..NOONE ELSE FOR ME CUZ THATS HOW HE MAKES ME FEEL. THE ONLY CONTACT I HAVE WITH HIM IS THE PHONE AND ON THIS SITE...I DONT WANT THAT ANYMORE....I NEED TO TOUCH HIM,KISS HIM AND WRAP MY ARMS AROUND HIM,BUT MOST OF ALL I WANNA FEEL HIM INSIDE ME. I WANT HIM AND I TO COME HOME TOO EACHOTHER AND MAKE A HISTORY TOGETHER,SHARE THINGS AND BE ONE.I WANNA MAKE HIM SMILE AND LAUGH AND KNOW THAT IM NEVER GOING ANYWHERE.MY LOVE FOR HIM IS SO STRONG.AND THEN I REALIZE....HE WAS NOT AND WILL NEVER BE JUST A GUY I SAW ON HERE AND THIS IS NOT AN INTERNET FLING FOR ME,HE MEANS WAY TO MUCH TO ME...
74,661 Points To Go!
Please help her GF,,,She is always there for us 74,661 Points to go! Lilmamambt@ fubar Thank you Sweet~Thing
Points Needed To Level!
Here is a Current rundown of Points needed to level!! I will try to have this updated weekly!!! HELLSINGER ~Member of the Demon Crew@ fubar ~§çøt§_Pãt®îøt~,*DEMON CREW *@ fubar ~*Ðã®K_GØTH_£Ø£À*~ DEMON CREW@ fubar ♣Τwïšτεd §ïšτä♣ Demon Crew & Club FAR Member@ fubar A.J. . Member of the Demon Crew Family@ fubar ZGIRL*FU owned by PRICESS KARE**RATING REVOLUTION MEMBER*DEMON CREW*@ fubar MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder Owned by ~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê
Pointsupdate
every member pls update their points in a comment here links to all members: ~*~cutemommy82~*~ I'm his diamond and the queen of his heart!!! love u baby@ fubar $$$$-MyStA BiGzZZ-$$$$$~PU$$YCAT PIMP~@ fubar YOU AINT KNOW~ALA'S MOST WANTED~@ fubar Mr.&Mrs.Sykes°°°fu-owned by puddy°°@ fubar PaPa_D@ fubar ~Miss Dee~@ fubar Xenobies_world $$~LEVEL POUNDER~$$ Wife of Fuji_Wan & fugirl to Ashton@ fubar ~LiPz~aka~HiPz~@ fubar ~~sPyDa~~@ fubar XKrazyLilQTX*fu-wife to D*@ fubar **DJ Navy ** ¢¾ Fu-Engaged to xoxoflirt ¢¾**Member of the Level Pounders**@ fubar
76,352 Points To Go!
I'm 76,352 Points to go! to Fu-King please help me to level up I will help anyome that will help me!
Point Whore
I'm sittin in my basement, I've never had a life I have 11 babies With my fatass welfare wife I troll for nudie pics; My cock is all the rage With unsuspected chicks That stumble on my page The only thing I do Is eat and masturbate So please check out my page And Add, Fan, Rate
Pointer With Arrow
Points
Gosh you would have to spend every waking hour on here to upgrade your level
Pointers
since being here on fubar, i've come across some definite don'ts and thought i'd share for those of you who can actually read. 1. I'm not into morons..not even a little. If you can't think and type, don't bother...not even if you're cute. There is no man or woman hot enough on this planet that could make me deal with stupidity just to have the chance to look at them (or fuck them...whatever the case may be). 2. You have to say more than hi in the shoutbox or things like hey, sexy, baby, hun, honey or any other adjective you have suddenly turned into my name. If we've never talked, you don't know me well enough. Simple. If you want me to respond, I suggest a little creativity. I have a heart on for sarcasm. Try me. 3. If your profile pic is one you've chosen because you are "super cool" with your beer or your bottle or your cigarette or whatever mind altering substance you've chosen that minute, then I'm probably not going to like you..especially if every other one of your pi
Point Whore.
My lovely friend bought me an Auto 11 bling. Since it's close to the holidays, idk when to use it. help me decide? i looked at the HH schedule and there's about 22 HH's in a row on thursday. do you think that would that be the best day? help :(
Points
so much work for point when you can't be on for a long time. what to do
132,371 Points To Go Disciple
♥~§ÁRÁ~ ♥ *Áµ$$îè'$ Wîƒè -N- Princess*~♥ ~Zodiak Levelers~@ fubar pls gave her all your love
Point Whore 101
Yes. It is true. I'm a point whore. I like the feeling of waking up in the morning and seeing how i did. (I wasn't around yesterday so didn't rank). I have been through many changes on this site. I started as a Comment whore. Then moved to the mumms, tried to do both for a time, but that was hard and time consuming. I went back to comment whore only. Some mummers miss me. Some don't. Lmaoo I haven't been commenting too much, i hear about that alot. Sorry, just haven't been in the mood, and still don't like the changes Fubar made for comments. With all that said i have to complaints about being a comment whore. 1) EZ Rates are not just pictures you find on google. They are small pictures, all the same size that allow you to run through them quicker, and not have to scroll up and down. Just cause they aren't pictures of you, doesn't always make them easy. PS The smaller the better. 2) If you have Fan/rate/add me in your status or name, you better do the same. I hate goin
Point Whoring Failure - Win-win
Thanks to everyone that schooled me in the ways of the whoring of the point. I made it to Don Carleone status. If it were not without my well versed minions none of this would be possible. Now send me some fubucks for spotlight. :D *snorts*
3,673 Points To Go!
About 150 Pics And 24 Stash Items..Let's Get This Done..I Gave Her A Full Profile Rate.. All Pics Stash & Blogs.. TxDutchess
Pointless Venting, Boh-ring
If I could get away with just one thing, it would be stabbing my worthless piece of shit boss, cutting of his balls and making him eat them first. Not only do I get to be a night auditor, a housekeeping person, and a cook all at the same time, but I also get flak from that worthless sack of dog shit for burning the eggs. He saw that I was getting really pissed off, and said that my set up was perfect, but I just rolled my fuckin eyes. Nice try with all that "say something nice" routine, I dont give a shit. A raise would suffice. I got pretty confrontational with him, and when he asked me why I didn't adjst the setting, I told him that I burned myself like 3 fucking times trying to make those friggin eggs, and obviously if I knew the answer to that question, I wouldn't have BURNT them in a first place. He saw that I was gettin cornered at really defensive, and was like "OK, just go and clock out now". *eye roll FUckin bastard, I really hope he gets hit by a semi. /vent off,
Point Whore
I'm sittin in my basement, I've never had a life I have 11 babies With my fatass welfare wife I troll for nudie pics; My cock is all the rage With unsuspected chicks That stumble on my page The only thing I do Is eat and masturbate, So please check out my page And Add, Fan, Rate
Point Whores
Who created Fu Hoes Have you ever wondered? Would you suppose? Where do they come from? Who creates the fu hoes? Well I used to wonder where they came from. I found the answer and it made me feel dumb. Hoes are not born , In fact they are raised. That fact alone should leave you quite dazed. Call it a calling that the word does need, As long as we are horny and there is lusty greed. We will need a world where there are greedy hoes. We will need them as sure as a face needs a nose. I found the some could through their mind find success. Others achieve their dreams through a great lack of dress. Yet we are drawn to watch and drool with desire. We pass on the points and in turn feed the fire. Give us the tease that makes our lusty loins burn. We give you fu bucks and fu points in return. And on ward it goes each topping the other. We look at cleavage deep enough for us to smother. Never do we tire of seeing more and more. Let’s face the facts we all love the fu who
Points...
Why do I get awarded points for been online? I'm not complaining as it's the easiest points I've ever earned, but it is a bit strange lol. I got awared 105 for been online twice yesterday... That's all. =]
Pointsupdate
Please everybody leave a comment with your current points to go and show some love! ~*~cutemommy82~*~ I'm his diamond and the queen of his heart!!! love u baby@ fubar $$$$-MYSTA BIGZZZ-$$$$$-PU$$YCAT PIMP-$$$$@ fubar YOU AINT KNOW~ALA'S MOST WANTED~@ fubar Mr.&Mrs.Sykes °°fu owned by puddy°°@ fubar PaPa_D@ fubar ~Miss Dee~ a.k.a. TROUBLE@ fubar ~xenobies_world greeter @ Crops & Cuffs ~@ fubar ~LiPz~aka~HiPz~@ fubar ~~sPyDa~~@ fubar **DJ Navy ** ♥ Fu-Engaged to xoxoflirt ♥**Member of the Level Pounders**@ fubar ZION N MORRISON..aka DJ MOGZY'00'JOINTZ@ fubar
Point Scandal Again/updated
Feb.22 2009..Well Fubar has Started there Point Bashing of me again.At 5pm est.I needed 1,247,743 to go At 8:16 pm,I now need 1,247,803. I have been 100 % Shitfaced all Day. 8:47 1,247,649 9:47 pm 1,247,396 Be Keeping Track Closely 8:30 Am est.Feb.23 rd. Fu-King --> Godfather 1,236,493 Points to go! Fu-King --> Godfather 1,211,681 Points to go! 10:01 pm est.Feb23 Fu-King --> Godfather 1,204,413 Points to go! Feb24 4pm.est. Fu-King --> Godfather 1,164,115 Points to go! Rating: 10.29 (1790) [?]12:am est Fu-King --> Godfather 1,164,115 Points to go! Rating: 10.29 (1790) [?]12:am est Todays Total.Fucking Fubar Cheating me again.Feb.25 My Status: Clear Customize Cancel Buzz: 90% - sh*t faced! Level: Fu-King (24) [?] Fu-King --> Godfather 1,164,168 Points to go! Fu-King --> Godfather 1,140,106 Points to go! 8:55 pm Feb 25 In January after purchasing 1500 extra 11's with my VIP.I got my Points down to 1,027,067. After Rat
Points To Another Cheek
I like this song. I'm a renegade Back out motherfucker You better tap out Boo-hoo you crying baby Where you at now? Cuz i be lookin for you Me and my people lookin ready And we're lookin for truth So come and get this Make it hurt you know I love it when you Tap this put me up into a corner Be a witness Yeah this is critical mass We invite the revolution We ignite the power See me I'm still standing I might be bleeding But I'm still breathing I'll never surrender ‘cause I'm a renegade What, what you want some Come and get some Pussy motherfucker I got you where you live nigga Me you will never control, no Genocidal maniacal Devil, the party's over I'm a renegade A runaway slave I've been dreaming about my freedom On the underground train It's armagedon you're getting just what you wanted Critical mass, freedom at last, freedom at last See me I'm still standing I might be bleeding But I'm still breathing You might hate me But yo
The Pointwhore Experiment
ok ... so, i want to try an experiment at some point in the next year... and trust me, it'll take a freakin year to save all this crap up even if i end up with friends that do actually want to spend money on pixels for me. i want to know how many points i can get in one day by being a complete pointwhore... so necessary ingredients for pointwhoreishness: i needs (just one of each) for this experiment - auto 11's a cherrybomb a happy hour a blast (3 days should do it) a ticker so that's what, like 200 something bucks... which i won't have nor would i spend on myself if i did - hence why it's a long term goal lol now, the plan: schedule the happy hour. run the blast advertising the happy hour and autos run ticker day before happy hour run autos on day of happy hour spend entire happy hour bombing people ... so if i actually fill my freakin thing with pictures... how many points do you think i could make in one day? donations are accepted - but don't expec
Point And Bling Hos
Okay, as I sit here on Fubar it never amazes me how many women are willing to show private, or personal NSFW pics for bling, points,or bling packs. what really amazes me are the completely unattractive women that do it, whats worse are the men that will actually pay to see em..lmao.. now dont get me wrong, personal NSFW pics are fine in my book, in fact there are quite a few women I really enjoy looking at (admitted perve here) I think we all enjoy the compliments we get on our pics (who doesnt enjoy an ego boost) I just dont agree with prostituting for points....just my two cents....
Points!!
OK EVERYONE I GUESS I BETTER WHORE MYSELF OUT LOL IT IS THE ONLY WAY TO MOVE UP IN THIS PLACE ANYMORE... IF SOMEONE CAN PLEASE GIVE ME A VIP OR BLING PACK I WILL GLADLY RATE EVERY PIC AND I MEAN EVERY PIC AND BLOG AND STASH YOU HAVE!!! HIT ME UP AND WE CAN MAKE A DEAL!!! PM ME!! LOTS OF LOVE P.S. MY FU-FIANCE WILL DO THE SAME!!! HEY A TWO FOR ONE DEAL! CANDI....
Points...
I've been on a few weeks now and have figured out the fubucks, but I'm curious... Can someone tell me what I use my points for?
Pointless Myspace Survey
Back to Back RandomnessTAKE THIS SURVEY! Take this survey What do you consider some perks of being your gender?everything Would you ever get a tattoo with someone's name on it?nopes What occupation do you find sexy?proctologist Would you ever get your nipples pierced?nopes What is your LEAST favorite type of alcohol?vodka Did you ever have tea parties when you were younger?nopes Have you ever shaved someone before?nopes Do you know anyone personally who is terminally ill?knew, before she died What is your favorite line from a movie?blah blah blah Would you rather be the opposite sex?sometimes Do you like spending time with your parents?sorta What would you do if you saw a guy hit a girl?shake his hand Have you ever gambled?sorta What would you NEVER name one of your children?Boris What is the coolest restaurant you've ever been to?Klas Do you have any analog clocks in your house?nope What do you do with clothes you've outgrown or don't want anymore?stash them in my cl
Point Whoring
I giggle when people act like whoring for points/fubucks is the lowest thing possible, until they need something...
Points For Rates 28-29 March 2009
Hi Folks!! It the Fubar Rating Assistance Program (FRAP) recently enacted by Congress ... 15,000 fubucks per 100 pic rates while my Auto 11's are activated on 28-29 March. Send me a personal message when you are though and let me know how many pics you rated. I will send the bucks within 24 hours or less to you or whoever you want to receive them. Please do not SB me or send progress reports. Thanks, Steve
Points
Auto 11s..... This is just for me really. I am a non VIP status and rewarded 56 points for rating a VIP's picture with auto 11s. To rate a folder of 250 pictures, I get 14,000 points. To rate a folder of 100 pictures, I get 5,600 points. I have yet to check the points without being sh^tfaced. ________________________________________________ Simply a 10.... Heres the kicker. To rate a picture a normal 10, I get 2 points. The VIP member I rated with that normal 10, received 13 points. So for me to rate 250 pictures on a VIP (I hear VIPS get a few more points) I get 500 points and the get 3250 points. Doing the math, 100 pictures rated a 10 is just 200 points in my favor and just 1,300 in theirs. ________________________________________________ Cherry Bombs. Those having a bomb active and rating auto 11s and an album of 250 pictures get 29,375. Rate a person without auto 11s running and its 14,688. The person rated without having autos or a VIP status gets 13,750. So of course, pe
Point Whoring Sucks
So, I put up tit pics when I hit godfather. Just three, and they were tasteful... I mean, my guy even approved of putting them up, and the only one that he allows to see my whore side, is him. So, I've been gathering a lot of useless friends to get to Oracle, who I am going to delete once I get there. I keep getting guys in the SB telling me how nice my pics are. I always ask which ones. They say "all of them." So I go and look, and the only pics they've looked at are the tit pics. *sigh* Why are men such fags? Tit pics are now locked down to family only. Not that I expect a lot of views on them anymore... I'll probably take them down soon.
Points?
Has anyone found out why the points aren't working right?   I want to level gosh darnit :[
Points
I need points yall!  I am trying to go up in levels and I need all the help I can get! Rate me, bling me, bomb me! I will rate you back and do whatever I can do to help you out!
Points To Ponder..........
Nemo vir est qui mundum non reddat mel Watch your thoughts; they become words.Watch your words; they become actions.Watch your actions; they become habits.Watch your habits; they become character.Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.--Frank Outlaw
Point Whore...
Anyone wanna trade some fubucks for a cherrybomb? Fubar doesn't take food stamps so Im screwed :p
Points To Ponder
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station... - Can atheists get insurance for acts of God? - If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? - Does fuzzy logic tickle? - If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery? - I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. - How come you never hear about gruntled employees? - How much faith does it take to be an atheist? - I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem. - If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what, exactly, is fog horn made out of? - If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? - If atheists say there is no God, who do they think pops up the next Kleenex in the box? - Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check? - I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I'm in the bathroom. - Do Lipton employees take co
10 Pointless Factoids About Me
1) I've never tried pot or any other drugs 2) I've been to maybe 4 parties in my life, most I was the "tag along" 3) I don't have much friends, and the ones I do, are kinda flakey and dont want to have anythin to do with me 4) I am a nerd 5) I randomly meet people from online, and they wind up to be pretty cool 6) I talk to ANYONE since I think everyone deserves attention 7) I am hoping for a widespread disease that will annihillate a lot of people. 8) I love nature 9) I judge people and can hate them just by looking at them 10) I am not a liar, but if I do lie, you would never know about it
Point Whore? Oh Noes!
I'm going point whoring tomorrow. I have autos, from a sexy Ninja, and a bomb to use too. I'm trying to decide if I want to buy myself a one day blast for the occasion or a small bling pack. It's such a tough decision. I need help fu-friends. So help me decide. And don't say both, obviously I can't get both hence the decision.  Oh, and if there's any angels out there that want to pimp me out tomorrow, I will "pay". hehe
Point Around
To go through life so one sided must be nice. To walk around looking and judging. You say you lission to your point of view, but are you really. Take in what i say look at things the way they are. Thats why history is so intersting. Its truth, no matter how you look at it. Thats the point of it. History no longer cares what is the now but then. The only thing is if i were history i would give the world a big ass bitch slap. No one pays attion anymore. The only things that have really changed in the past houndred years is of course tecnoligy. The way people think is still the same the only thing is you cant beat someone in public for being how they are and showing it for the world to see. It still happens though. Everyone is entitled to there oppion. Even when you think that person is wrong. I am someone who can see every angle. It sucks some times. But i would rather do that then walk around with a stick up my ass thinking i know everything when in fact im the clueless person around. L
90,176 Points 2 Go!
Cum'Mon I need some (HELP) here guys, show that love as much as possible.... F/A/R me and I will do the same if we're not already friends....lol.....   Much love always & forever your friend Jaime!
69,118 Points 2 Go!
Com'mon guys show that love I'm almost there...lol.... I'll return it as well just lemme know who's helped out an I will get back atcha ASAP!!! Much love your friend Jaime!
Pointless
None of this matters. I can't do it anymore. The person I became after being here for nearly two years is a far cry of the person I once was. I've looked in pics and seen the same eyes. I am walking away. I am unsure if I'll be back. I might even delete my yahoo. There is evil everywhere as there is goodness. I am going to surround myself with goodness. I am sure my fu ranking that got up to 402 will fall. It doesn't matter. I will miss some of you alot.
Point Whores
I'm sittin in my basement,I've never had a lifeI have 11 babiesWith my fatass welfare wifeI troll for nudie pics;My cock is all the rageWith unsuspected chicksThat stumble on my pageThe only thing I doIs eat and masturbateSo please check out my pageAnd Add, Fan, Rate
Points Whores Get Lost.....please Read
Most of the time when i am on here, I get the prividge of meeting wonderful people on here and make friends and well some of you, I get to be friends with but there are SOME OF YOU who I visiti to say hello to and i help RATE your pictures and the only thing you do is just visit and then become  JUST give me a 10 on the profile and nothing more..... how about you do on to others as I do to you? If you see me giving you alot of ratings, how about you help me out  or how about being a friend MOST OF ALL and spend time to get to know me and if you cant, then just dont stop by and say nothing..... as for the other people I know on here, I thank you for the support and things.... his is directed to those who  are what they call points whores and do not want to do anything else!   Pete  
Point Cunts
Why do people feel the need to enter a stupid ass auction? Why do people want to see their value measured in pointless cyber points and fubux? Are they that insecure that they need to have their little egos stroked?    
Pointwhorio!
Wow, a lot of people come by and see your page and that when you have one of them glitterly auto-elebens things on.  Cheers, peeps.
Pointless Web Game
My Brute http://pedro-el-loco.mybrute.com If you go here, you can make a little fighter and attack other people.  Go ahead and give it a shot.  If you make one post the link here and I will fight you.
Points Breakdown
Fubar points Breakdown WHEN YOU DO THE FOLLOWING YOU GET 3 points for rating a profile 2 points for leaving a profile comment 1 point for rating a photo 1 point for photo comment 1 point for stash rating 1 point for stash comment 0 points for fanning someone THE PERSON YOU HELPING OUT GETS THE FOLLOWING 11 points for fanning them 6 points for you rating thier profile 6 points for a photo rating 6 points for a photo comment 6 points for stash rating 6 points for stash comment 5 points for page comment Please keep in mind all points are doubled for you and them during Happy Hour As you can see when trying to level someone it pays to fan them Stash and pic rates and comments may be worth the same but I personally find it alot easier to rate stash than pics. Also for those of you that may not have realized as you can see it is also helping you out when your helping others A side note too: You DO NOT get any points for RIPPED PICS.. might pay to h
Point Whores Be Gone
we all know at least 3 of them. someone that was a good person, you were friends with them, and they seemed to be a real person. then, all of a sudden they are gone. they became too caught up in the point system, to give a flying fuck about friendships, or even to care about being a human being. well... i am not on here for that. sure, we all get a little grin, when one of our friends bombs us, or gives us a cute bling. but i dont allow myself to become engrossed in it. the mentality that, "if i'm not in your family, you cant be in mine" is fucking ridiculous. are you just a collector? is it a status thing? if you're reading this, and it offends you, ask yourself when was the last time you contacted me for anything other than something to do with anything other that a level requirement? have you asked me how my new apartment or job are going? have you thought about me or my kids at all? maybe getting a REAL life and thinking about something other than your pathetic little e-bullsh
Point Whoring Mommas
Are there really that many useless tubs of shit in one place? Every time I turn around, theres a high level skank with a colored name and a status message involving bling packs and/or crushes and NSFW.   A closer look reveals a collection of illegitimate children of various ethnicities and/or daddies playing on the floor behind them, surrounded by the debris of another drunken night of cam whoring and neglect.   Is it REALLY so hard to lift your immense bulk out of youre sweat, cum, and food scrap encrusted chair every once in a while and take care of your kids, or lean against a snow shovel long enough to push the trash off of your living room floor and either down the cellar stairs, or more likely, since youre living in a filthy rodent ridden trailer, out the door and onto your front lawn?   If this is too much stress to handle in your busy fubar day, please shove a hand grenade up your cunt so you can never reproduce again.  Seriously.
Points
I still haven't figured how to get points.Maybee I should go cut firewood!
Point Whorasuarus
I got these 11's from Crazy Cracker (he is awesome btw) way back when I was in an auction. I think I am going to run them around 1 pm FU time tomorrow. I plan on whoring it up big time because i am about 2 mil from leveling.   This is me asking for all your FU love and attention. If you can pull any favors for me I would absoultely love you. That good kind of unconditional love that makes you feel all warm inside. But I guess it's not unconditional because I expect you to do something for it.   so nevermind I take back the unconditional part. But I still would like your help if you can spare it. The usual stuff ...yanno... rates, bling, pimp outs, threatening to block your friends if they don't help out, blasts and tickers.   I heart you all kinda sorta. Muah!
Points
If you need to level and need the points I can give you mine for 12 hours...All you have to do is trade me an Auto 11 for my points.
Point Whore
I'm sittin in my basement,I've never had a lifeI have 11 babiesWith my fatass welfare wifeI troll for nudie pics;My cock is all the rageWith unsuspected chicksThat stumble on my pageThe only thing I doIs eat and masturbateSo please check out my pageAnd Add, Fan, Rate
Point 13 : Www.g-jo.com
G-jo 13 In the webbing between the thumb and forefinger; Squeeze the two together And place a finger atop the mound that is formed. Keep your finger on the mound And relax your hand; Then begin the stimulation.* Direction 1: Push on the point with 20 pounds of pressure Tpye 1 Chest Cold and influenza Ear Elbow Eye Face Forearm Gingivitis (bleeding gums) Heat rash Laryngitis Lip Migraine Mouth Nasal congestion Neck Nervousness Nosebleed Sedation Shoulder Sinusitis Sore throat Throat Toothache (Lower jaw) Direction 2: Does it hurt? If so good! My experience (7 years) with Chinese medicine is it either hurt or tastes bad Since you are not eating anything it is going to hurt. Don’t worry it is temporary Tpye 2 Acne Childbirth: if you within your third trimester it will work Concussion Conjunctivitis Dislocated Gall bladder Gastrointestinal system Heart Heart attack, heart failure Hemorrhage Lumbago Mumps Pain control center (upper body) Pleurisy
Point
Point of all this? If it's all made up by me, they can lock me up, however, if it is all true? No, this stops very soon. Why? Because I say so. Seek The Order, Rosicrucian Order AMORC in San Jose, CA. Also understant the fundamenatlas of ZEN as well Christianity. Can't forget The Wheel of Life. Just like that movie MATRIX, beyond it, what is there? It's about time I opened my mouth. Life or death ultimately depends on you. Like it or not you'll all be at this same place sooner or later. As God is my Witness every one will fight and sell everything they have only to end. Last message to my friends. Norio  
Points!!!
So I have a point to make, if you came here thinking this was about point then you missed the point, the point being I have no point in making points for the sake of making points to have a point to make...   ..boredom more than likely will delete this, since I missed My point of making a point to start a pointless discussion on points for the sake of missing to make a point in the trying to attain a point...   ...damn insomnia... 3 days no sleep.. shoot Me.
Point Whores Begging
BustyBeaut...: http:... would you rate this picture a 10? im in a boobie contest and i want to beat the other girls lol      Wow, it looks like the point whores are out tonight. Whats funny is this chic has fake boobies.ummm yeah ok..lol
Points Starts At 1mil For 2 Days Ends The First Of Next Month Start Bidding
    IM AUCTIONING OFF MY POINTS FOR 2 DAYS BIDDING STARTS AT 1MIL FUBUCKS I MEAN COME ON ITS MY POINTS FOR 2 DAYS U CAN'T BEAT THAT COME BID ON IT ... HAVE FUN
Points Of Contact
Between playing a full schedule these days, and my lack of zeal for the remodeling job they did on the site... I may or may not hang out here much even after making this profile.   The hilarious thing is that a lot of the MuMMers have been acting like they're ace detectives, "I know it's you Dana!" ... as if that were ever a secret. So to my few good friends here I wanted to post contact info in case you want to stay in touch with me elsewhere. I don't add many online aquaintances to my Facebook, prefering to keep it for people I actually interact with near-daily but I'm easy to find there: Dana Eddy Yahoo IM is similarly easy: danaeddy myspace.com/danaeddymusic myspace.com/conspiracytheorydallas  
Point H04r!
As you know I'm very selective as to who I add on my friends list. I got an invite from a young girl, but she was local so I accepted.  I had never said hello to her, until today.   · friend MissJaclynn Cherry Bombed Lukethighrocker and earned 58,750 points!· MissJaclynn and Tainted Soul became friends!· friend MissJaclynn Cherry Bombed PuNkINPiE and earned 58,750 points!· friend MissJaclynn Cherry Bombed Angelf... and earned 58,750 points!· MissJaclynn and DeViLbRiNGeR became friends!· friend MissJaclynn Cherry Bombed submis... and earned 58,750 points!· friend MissJaclynn was Cherry Bombed by DJ DB AT DDR... and earned 12,455 points!· MissJaclynn and MOBIUS became friends!· MissJaclynn and AmandaCar... became friends!· friend MissJaclynn was Cherry Bombed by ssAyMssiK ak... and earned 12,455 points!· friend MissJaclynn Cherry Bombed Crystal Godd... and earned 58,750 points!· friend MissJaclynn Cherry Bombed Epic Diamond... and earned 58,750 points!· MissJaclynn and mister adorable.
Points
HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN GET ALL THE INFORMATION YOU NEED TO GET MY POINTS FOR 12 HOURS!       Make sure you read this entire blog as I have something to fit everyone's needs!         Send me an Auto 11 and 10 Million fubux (I only ask for the fubux as you recieve my fubux as well as my points. Sending a bomb in addition to the Auto 11 will get you much more points as i get anywhere from 3-5 million points with one bomb. That is not a requirement, just a suggestion. I can guarantee no specific amount of points. It all depends on the amount of rates, bombers and happy hours during the time I am giving you my points. If an auto is not an option for you I will do it for fubux. If I use my own auto it is 25 million fubux, without an auto it is 10 million fubux. I will also give my points for a Happy Hour. You will be given a shout out in my happy hour status. A 30 day blast will also get you my points and a shout in the blast. ALSO WILL GIVE U MY POINTS FOR 2 BOOMYS OR AN AUTO
The Point
So what's the point of it all?Why does CREATOR allow us to suffer pain, illness, loss?The answers to these questions will probably never be revealed to us in this life. But when we take stock of our experiences, the good and the bad, we find that the dark times have left us with more than just unpleasant memories. Perhaps we have gained new insights into our own personalities, found strengh and depth we never knew we had.And what do we do with these emotional gains?We may go on to lead richer, more enlightened lives. We may also seek to comfort those who hurt as we have hurt, thus heeding CREATOR'S call to look after our fellow humans.Is this perhaps why CREATOR has permitted suffering in our lives?We can't answer that question. But our lack of sure knowledge should not stop us from trying to act as CREATOR'S tools for good here on earth.
Pointless Blog
Not like anyone reads my blogs anymore. I just feel like whining for just a minute. Not really whining, just pointing something out. Getting newbies to send you a drink is proving to be a difficult task. I've sent over 50 drinks with kind messages asking for a returned drink and I've gotten TWO back. haha I don't know how else to get the newbs to send me a drink. Oh well. Not like I'm going to be getting 9 million points anytime soon. haha Okay, I'm done.
The Point Of This Blog.
     Alright so this blog is dedicated to my lyrics.. I'm going to start withone of my oldest songs.. but it's going to be jumbled. so I'l just put when I wrote it so everyone know's what songs are old and what songs are new..I'm not doing this for attention.. I'm doing it to share my lyrics with my FUfriends. and maybe one of my songs will touch someone..      Okay so this one is called If.. It's basically about someone contemplating suicide. and all the questions racing through their mind... I't snot the best but it's my earliest work (that I can find).. L8er Daze   IF(2006)What would ya do if I diedWould you break down start to cryOr would you look back in timeThink of me, laugh and smileWould ya save me from this fallI wonder, would you miss me at all (Chorus)Well just think about the time's we sharedWhen I die remember I'm still thereIn your heart and memoriesAll you need to do is think of meand I'll stand by you What would ya do if I said those three wordsWould
Points
I will be selling my points often. If you are interested the following are what I charge. If you want them let me know the day you wish to be alturized.   1 auto & 1 boomerang          or 10 mil fubucks and 2 boomerangs If you buy me a 65 credit bling pack..I will use that to buy auto If you throw in a bomb along with any of these I will bomb during that time as well. Also looking for a hh in which you will get points as well. Sb me and we can discuss any deals you want to make.
Point Hoar Day
I want to exchange 10 million Fubucks for a Boomerang...        Dont make me have to get all NSFW and shit!     as you were...        
Point Hoaring...
It is nearing a point of hell freezing over... more and more of the anti point people have turned against this belief and gone with the masses on this site... you are all a bunch of fuckers... especially that one that keeps pimping me out... i used to point hoar back in the day...without the use of the blings... i then found the people that are still in my family now... they showed me the way to win FUBAR was not through the points... the way to win FUBAR is to claim you have won it without any basis... YEAH THAT RIGHT...I JUST WON FUBAR AGAIN...   i am rambling... needed to let my mind wander for a bit... work is extremely busy right now... my peen is still small... it still works unlike Gallo's... my balls do not go down to my ankles...like you know who's...   things to be happy about... i am drinking a coke right now for the first time in 6 months... they still do not taste good... i will not have one again for a very long time... toy story 3 was funny as hell..
Point Hoaring Amnesia...
apparently I was forced into point hoardom yesterday by a select few bishes... they will pay for that should I ever remember what happened... apparently I ranked for this hoardom... and i had a nightmare last night about that fuckin cherry bomb... those fuckin 11s are still blinky by my name...make it stop... i have 38 new friend requests that I am debating on whether to ignore them or deny them all...   now to hand out good stuffs... thank you cupcake (aka dollface) for altruizing me thank you cupcake, haiku and twisted for helping me level to godfather... thank you to the same 3 for the gifts... thanks to everyone for giving me shit all day... thanks for the screenshots...i am sure i will never load them on my page... thanks Wicked for all the stuff u gave me...even if u had an ulterior motive in doing it...           (I will not spill everything she did)   I earned over 10 million points yesterday... i am ranked for the first and last time ever... i received a shit
Pointless....
    Not sure why I am sharing this. I guess you had to be there because it struck me funny. If you don't know the rapper T.I., read no further.   I was in the car today, and while driving, I was listening to the radio as usual. Well this commercial came on and I can't remember what it was for. This is what the announcer said...   "What if T.I. surfed the internet often? T.I. would give TMI...and you'd be all like "OMG"...and he'd be like "LOL Mutha fucka!!"     For some reason that struck me funny and thought I'd share. It is pointless info so get over it.     Love, Peace, and Nappiness!      
Point Whore Friends.......
I mean really..... should i delete the lot of you for a reality check? you don't need those boomerangs, 11's etc to be someone in a world that is non existent. shame!....
Point Hoaredness #2
seximandi's status: wanna see all of me send me some bling i can activate or 2 million fubucks or a blast ...can make a deal for a happy hour   well...... at least shes offering pics LMAO......... still no class though.
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Points To Pick Maternity Bridesmaid Attire And Skate Fotwear
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The Pointless Life....
What is the point of life?  Especially if you are a woman who has had a colorful past?  I mean think about it.  It doesn't matter how a girl looks, if she has had a bad life, she has had a bad life.  There doesn't seem to be a way out of it.  It's like this deep dark hole that is swallowing me.  Every time I take a step forward, I am forced to take 3 steps back and 1 step over.  Why can't life ever be simple?  Even for one day?  I hate this time of year.  All the snow, the ice, it's beautiful.  I love the cold even though I complain about it.  But the days are too short and the nights are too long.  The nightmares get worse and the fear of the light becomes even more heavy on me.  The slightest bump in the night will make me reach for my hunting knife.  How many times have I almost sliced my family members because they startled me?  I don't even know.  I don't mean to be a paranoid freak.... but I will never let another man touch me like that again. What is the point of having legs t
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Points Which Will Make Your Prom Night Be Memorable
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Points Which Will Make Your Prom Night Be Memorable
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Pointless Pain
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Points Which Will Help You Select The Best Style Dress For Your Figure
Every bride desires to appearance lovely on her Melbourne wedding morning that is why most brides invest weeks searching at and attempting on many differentwedding dresses searching for that appropriate dress. Cheap Maternity Wedding Dresses However, gown hunting could be very frustrating specifically if you don't know which variations are ideal suited for your figure. retain in thoughts that each possible bride, each woman is lovely in her personal way , Cheap Quinceanera Dresses and if those people apparel you are attempting on aren't flattering the issue is not you but, the design of dress. Right here are some points which will support you select one of the best design gown for the figure regardless of what your figure may perhaps be. Large Busted Woman If you undoubtedly are a woman blessed having a big bust but, want a gown that offers you an general proportioned appearance for the wedding morning there are numerous variations of apparel which will fit you beautifully. Inexpensi
Points Which Will Help You Select The Best Style Dress For Your Figure
Every bride desires to appearance lovely on her Melbourne wedding morning that is why most brides invest weeks searching at and attempting on many differentwedding dresses searching for that appropriate dress. Cheap Maternity Wedding Dresses However, gown hunting could be very frustrating specifically if you don't know which variations are ideal suited for your figure. retain in thoughts that each possible bride, each woman is lovely in her personal way , Cheap Quinceanera Dresses and if those people apparel you are attempting on aren't flattering the issue is not you but, the design of dress. Right here are some points which will support you select one of the best design gown for the figure regardless of what your figure may perhaps be. Large Busted Woman If you undoubtedly are a woman blessed having a big bust but, want a gown that offers you an general proportioned appearance for the wedding morning there are numerous variations of apparel which will fit you beautifully. Inexpensi
Points For A Day
WILL GIVE MY POINTS FOR A DAY AND 3 PIMPOUTS TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER.. I WILL SUPPLY THE AUTO AND THE BOOMY.. ONLY SERIOUS BIDDERS NEED APPLY. BLING PACKS OUT DO FUBUX. AND I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE SERVICE TO ANYONE.. GOOD LUCK ALL AND MAY THE BEST MAN OR WOMAN WIN..... BIDDING WILL STOP AT 12AM ON FRIDAY THE 24TH AND POINTS WILL BE GIVEN ION THE 25TH.   starting bid is 15 mil fubux
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I am Auctioning Off my points to the highest bidder.  The bidding will start at 20 million fubux.   If a 25 credit pack is offered I will do the altruization during bonus points and will do all the work to get the points If a 65 credit pack is offered I will Altruize with a boomy and a famp and add you to the family for it if more than a 65 credit pack is offered I will altruize you with A god mode and put you in the family for it. I do most of the work of pimping you out and getting the points. Have I mentioned I do most of the work?     See the first pic in my default for bidding! Ends on Friday April 8th 2011 at Noon Futime. If no bids I will extend it for another week! Good Luck!
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I realize "the Fu" is a point game...however, haven't you met people on here that you may not meet in real life? That have become actual TRUE FRIENDS? Or changed your life...or made you understand yourself? And what you are?   HOLY SHIT!!!  WHAT A FUCKING CONCEPT?!?!?!?!!!! They may only be with you for a short while...or a lifetime!!!! *smiles* I have met MANY true friends that are far from me. And a few not so true friends that are in my town (when I thought they were true!)! Maybe that should should say something about me...I don't know nor care. FUCK 'EM!!!! Those that are true...are true through my bad times, my pissy times, my happy times, my insanity...I love you more than anything, except my dog! (sorry, but my dog comes first! Complete loyalty and unconditional love!) LOL! But all others are a very close second! And my heart is full of you! I'm NOTHING without you! I do not thank you enough and for that, I apologize. You...my precious friends...are cherished,
Point Whoring
So I 'm wondering if anyone is selling bling? I'd really like a fuAmp and a Rang. Also, If you have anyone has ability points to spare, I'd really love some of those spent on me. I need 201.   One more thing, who has a TON of pictures? I have to rate pictures every 10 minutes for 3 hours, lol. Just don't object if they are 10s cause I will more than likely run out of 11s.
Point Giveaway #1..trivia!
First Fubar Trivia Point Giveaway! First person to answer the trivia question correctly gets my points (or someone of their choice) tomorrow! Today's Questions is for the Bling Whores: What background image was on the "Original" Bling? First one to answer correctly wins!
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Mumm posters are so lame lately...comment approval, blocking after you call them a whore...sheeesh THEN one of them posts on my page ....ew. Now what I really wanted to mumm about     1. I have sleep apnea, and a patient at work was telling me that he used to have horrid insomnia before he used his machine, I told him that even with mine I often still couldn't sleep so I stopped using it Well, he yelled at me for about 20 minutes and made me promise to wear it. He said in abot 4-6 weeks I will sleep like a baby andwake up feeling refreshed. We'll see. Stupid darth vader contraption 2. The wedding I went to was delightful. The girls from work are so much fun!! 3. I have a verbose adversary, and he is intellectually stimulating, but he's chicken.
Point Hoars......
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 So I need points! When I hit max do I help people or just make fun of Jesus for being rich?
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PITTSBURGH -- The Pittsburgh Pirates claimed utility player Drew Sutton off waivers from Tampa Bay and recalled reliever Bryan Morris from Triple-A before Sundays game against the Detroit Tigers. Reggie Wayne Youth Jersey . It was the second time in five weeks Pittsburgh claimed Sutton, who has appeared in 104 games over parts of four seasons with Cincinnati, Cleveland, Boston and Tampa Bay. The Pirates claimed Sutton from the Braves organization May 20 but traded him to the Rays the next day. Sutton, who will report to the Pirates later this week, hit .271 with six RBIs in 48 at bats for Tampa Bay before being designated for assignment Friday. General manager Neal Huntington said Sutton could play any infield position or in the corner outfield spots. Also Sunday, the Pirates recalled reliever Bryan Morris from Triple-A Indianapolis and optioned infielder Jordy Mercer to Indianapolis. The club also transferred pitcher Charlie Morton to the 60-day disabled list. Huntington said the Pira
Point/counterpoint: Your 2nd Amendment Rights
The other day, I received an opinion piece from one of our writers, Bailey O’Malia, that discussed the 2nd Amendment. In it, she made many of the same mistakes made by a lot of liberals, “progressives” or whatever they call themselves today to not sound bad. I thought about how I wanted to post it and then realized I couldn’t let it go without weighing in on the issue. Frankly, she was wrong. So I posted my response and created a point/counterpoint article. I want you to read her piece and mine and then get in on this argument. If you think she’s wrong, tell her.  If you think I’m wrong, tell me. We begin with O’Malia’s argument. Point: The Right to Bear Arms — Within Reason In the wake of the Sandy Hook tragedy, Americans and politicians have spent time reflecting on gun control. We often hear that our Founding Fathers wrote our right to bear arms into the Constitution as a way to protect ourselves from harm — that they
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JACKSONVILLE, Fla. Julio Jones Jersey . -- The Jacksonville Jaguars have re-signed running back Keith Toston and waived rookie linebacker Brandon Marshall again. Toston spent the preseason with the Jaguars before being waived on final cuts. He was re-signed last week and returned two kickoffs for 49 yards against Green Bay. He was waived Tuesday, replaced on the roster by Marshall. Toston could be active again Sunday against Detroit since Maurice Jones-Drew (foot) is out and backup Montell Owens (shoulder) has missed more practice time. Maybe more pressing for Jacksonville is the health of its secondary. Safety Dwight Lowery (ankle) has been ruled out against the Lions and starting cornerbacks Derek Cox (back) and Rashean Mathis (groin) sat out practice Thursday. Cox and Mathis were limited Wednesday, but its unclear if they had setbacks. Roddy White Youth Jersey . -- South Carolinas first play was a debacle. Roddy White Authentic Jersey . Barcelona, meanwhile, edged out Valencia 1-0 t
Point Whores
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21 Points Part 2
21 Goals of the Illuminati and The Committee of 300     Infowars.comMarch 27, 2013 Public Enemy’s Professor Griff, Wednesday’s guest on the Alex Jones Show, reminded us of an excellent work by author and intelligence community historian Dr. John Coleman. An excerpt from Dr. Coleman’s work, The Conspirators’ Hierarchy: The Committee of 300, covering the major goals of the Illuminati is posted below. By: Dr. John ColemanFrom: Conspirators’ Hierachy: The Story of The Committee of 300 1. To establish a One World Government/New World Order with a unified church and monetary system under their direction. The One World Government began to set up its church in the 1920:s and 30:s, for they realized the need for a religious belie
Point Taken
I have tried to work with everybody. It is not working out so there will be no more liking just because you like me. A like from me requires you to be making a gawd damn effort. Buy me a drink, poke me, or something else. It is not that easy for me to like back right after you like me. Nsfw pics might not go to my friends anymore. There are those friends of mine that are just not capable of seeing something they will never get. Don't you dare blame it on me, its not my pms or anything like that. I am fragile to words that are not kind. You can take and guess or not, that when I am kind, I would like kindness in return. Maybe I am being kind just because that is who I choose for the world to see. That is who I am!! Deal with it or begone from my life!! I don't need negativity. I have left one example up, in my comments. If you want to check, I am being hospitable and the come back rubs me the wrong way. If anyone, I repeat ANYONE wants to behold the true genie in me, be careful!! Rubbin
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PHOENIX -- The Phoenix Suns waived forward Ike Diogu and forward-centre Solomon Jones on Wednesday. Diogu averaged 5.7 points and 4.3 rebounds in three preseason games. The former Arizona State player has played 225 games in six seasons in the NBA with Golden State, Indiana, Portland, Sacramento, the Los Angeles Clippers and San Antonio, averaging 6.0 points and 3.1 assists. Jones also appeared in three exhibition games, averaging 5.3 points and 4.3 rebounds. He has averaged 3.1 points and 2.4 rebounds in 268 games in six seasons with Atlanta, Indiana, the Clippers and New Orleans. The Suns have 15 players on their roster. Cheap NFL Jerseys Paypal . -- The Texas Rangers figure theyll be just fine if they keep focusing on themselves. Cheap Jerseys China . -- David Garrard is listed as the first-team quarterback on the Miami Dolphins first depth chart, ahead of Matt Moore and first-round pick Ryan Tannehill as they try to win the starting job. http://www.bwjerseys.com/ . The
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David Broll had a goal and an assist as the Sault Ste. Marie Greyhounds downed the host Ottawa 67s 4-1 on Thursday in Ontario Hockey League play. Broll, a 2010 draft pick of the Toronto Maple Leafs, has scored three goals and eight points in his last five outings and is on pace to crush his career-high numbers from two seasons ago when he split time between the Greyhounds and Erie Otters. In 39 games this season, Broll has already tied his career high of 13 goals. He also has 33 points, which is one off his best set in 2010. Dylan Staples also had a goal and an assist for the Greyhounds (20-17-2) while Mark Petaccio and Ryan Sproul each scored once. Sault Ste Maries head coach Sheldon Keefe, who had spent the past six seasons coaching in the Central Canada Hockey League with the Pembroke Lumber Kings in the Ottawa Valley, was pleased with how his team played in his return to the Ottawa area. "It was nice that the team responded with an effort like that." Keefe said. "It mea
6 Points And 13 Rebounds After Going Just 2 Fo
DURHAM, N.C. -- No. 3 Duke figured the best way to win without Ryan Kelly was to play to its other strengths. That meant Seth Curry hitting from long range and Mason Plumlee converting from much closer. Curry scored 24 points and matched a career high with six 3-pointers in the Blue Devils 73-57 win over Georgia Tech on Thursday night. Plumlee finished with 16 points and 13 rebounds after going just 2 for 12 during an awful first half, and Duke (16-1, 3-1 Atlantic Coast Conference) shot 53 per cent from the field over the final 20 minutes to bounce back from its only loss and snap a three-game losing streak when playing without the injured Kelly. "The biggest thing is, we have to find a new identity because we are a different team" without Kelly, Plumlee said. "Whatever that is, we have to find it. We have to play to our strengths, and were not the same team that was (15-0)." Freshman Chris Boldens 20 points were the most scored by a Georgia Tech player this season. But the Yellow Jack
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Poison Within
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Poison
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Poison
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Poison
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Poison Every Rose Has It's Thorn Lyrics
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I look at the roses you left at my doorstep And I get sick to my stomach I look at your face And I want to hit it I feel the heat of your body next to mine And I want to push you away I feel the stank of your breath And I want to leave I look at the roses he left me And a smile comes across my face I look into his eyes And I feel safe I feel the heat of his body next to mine And I feel comforted I feel his soft breath on my neck And I feel more in love with him than ever.
The Poisoned Supper
A tragic, unthinkable incident in the spring of 1847, frequently associated with the Regulator-Moderator War, remains after 157 years one of East Texas’ worst mass murders -- if it was murder. In the isolated settlement of East Hamilton in Shelby Country, many of those who ate a cake while attending a wedding supper came down with a sudden illness and over a period of days as many as forty individuals may have died. The wedding supper, a common event in small communities of the l840s, was to honor a young couple following their marriage ceremony. In May of 1847, the Texas Telegraph and Register of Houston, reported: “We learn from San Augustine...that seventy or eighty persons who attended a wedding...on the evening of the 22nd (of April), were taken ill immediately...and eight or ten died, evidently from the effects of poison.” On May 23, 1847, a letter written in Bayou Sara, Louisiana to a friend contained the particulars of the incident. The culprit was allegedly a man
Poisonous Plants
Poisonous Plants: Common Indoor/Outdoor Plants that Most People Don't Know are Poisonous by http://www.sixwise.com/ Some of the most poisonous substances are those that are literally right under our noses -- plants in our homes and gardens. Most at risk are children -- who will taste plant leaves, berries and flowers out of curiosity -- and pets. Nearly 7 percent of poisonings in children under 6 are caused by poisonous plants, according to the National Capitol Poison Center, but adults, too, may unintentionally ingest a toxic plant. Below is a list of some of the most common plants you may find in your home (though the list is NOT comprehensive) or yard. If you identify a poison plant in your home, keep it safely out of reach of children and pets. In your yard, always be sure children and pets are supervised. And, always teach young children that they should never taste any plant, including berries and mushrooms, that they find. 1. Daffodil (Narcissus) Daffodils con
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Poison The Well - Loved Ones
Sit across from you, why are we even here? There is no way to make up for the 20 years. I love trying to make conversation when I could careless of what you're doing, what are you doing? And I know you never cared 'till now. All my days go back to when you would scream. And it froze me. Guess the screaming runs in the family. You look tired and run-down. Are you even excited to see your baby boy? Put a razor to the skin 'till we don't resemble each other anymore. Sit across from you, why are we even here? There is no way to make up for the 20 years. So now I see the tears welling up, finally you care I've waited all my life for this. It's always been over, it's always been over, it's always been over for us. A single tear, a last resort for all who've never felt. Sit across from you, why are we even here? There is no way to make up for these 20 years. If I could flip this table I'd stab you with every word that lied its way out of your head.
Poison--something To Believe In
Poison---i Won't Forget You
Poison
Girl I must warn you I sense something strange in my mind Yeah yo situation is serious Let's cure it 'cause we're running out of time Mm mm tell 'em Rick it's all so beautiful Relationships they seem from the start Yeah mm mm it's all so deadly When love is not together from the heart Mm mm check it out It's driving me out of my mind That's why it's hard for me to find Can't get it outta my head Miss her, kiss her, love her, wrong move you're dead That girl is poison Never trust a big butt and smile That girl is poison poison If I were you I'd take precaution Before I start to leave fly girl You know 'cause in some portions You'll think she's the best thing in the world She's so fly, she'll drive you right out of your mind Steal your heart when you're blind Beware she's schemin', she'll make you think you're dreamin' You'll fall in love and you'll be screamin' dreamin' Poison deadly moving it slow Looking for a mellow fellow like DeVoe Getting paid lai
Poison
You scored as Poison. Your death will be by poison, probably because you are a glutton and are around so many people that it would be easy to get away with it. Several important people in history share your fate.Poison93%Suicide87%Gunshot80%Disappear67%Disease60%Stabbed53%Bomb53%Accident53%Suffocated40%Natural Causes40%Eaten20%Drowning
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Poison
I'm not the first you've tricked to coming in, Still knowing I drank your deception down, Slow like poison, It burns, This is the last time you'll have me, I'm stronger than your games, slow like poison, it burns, This is the last time, Last time, No more of this, The last time, Last time, was too much, This is the last time, Last time, I'm stronger than this, You took my hand and lead me in, You layed me down, Slow like poison, you burn, Feel you crawl under my skin, You take me down, slow like poison, You burn, This is the last time, last time, No more of this, The last time, Last time, was too much, This is the last time, last time, I'm stronger than this
Poisonous Doctrines
Hello! Today let's begin by talking about individualism and individualists. I'm using those words in a special sense. In this broadcast today when I say "individualist" I mean a person who habitually fails to consider or to give proper weight to the group context in which he belongs when viewing the world, formulating ideas, and reaching decisions; and who in evaluating other people fails to put them into the group context to which they belong, instead focusing narrowly only on the individual at hand. I also will use the word "individualist" today to designate a person who makes an ideology out of his individualism. In this sense an individualist is a person who believes that it is good, moral, admirable, proper, and so on to disregard group contexts; and immoral, unpatriotic, reprehensible, and wicked not to do so. Actually it's impossible to avoid group contexts, and the ideological individualist himself divides people into two groups: namely, individualists, wh
Poison Ivy/shit Not Again
3 weeks ago i was exposed to poison ivy and had it all over was on steroids and i was raking yesterday and guress what and the sick thing i didn't touch it and to top it off i wore gloves and and protected myself and now my eye is swollen and i have a patch on my arm here I go again. its bad enuff right nowi've become a shut in and am stuck with my demented mother i feel so closed off enuff already
Poison To Your Soul
She's the poison you will drink seducing you, with but a wink you weren't able to prepare She has caught you unaware. Though sweet as she must taste your heart ultimately, she'll waste. As this day turns to night you know now I am right She whispers softly in your ear desire for her you wont fear you invite her further inside your heart like arms, open wide playfully innocent at its start weaving a web around your heart hours pass they become days you are blind to her ways honest as she can be with you the woman before you seen anew as the illusion shatters there is nothing that matters you can't stop the flow wishing now you didnt know what she couldn't give to you was a whole heart beating true bitterness comes to take a hold your heart slowly becomes cold unwanted and crushed you now grieve illusions of hate you begin to weave paint her in an unkind light it is how you will fight those feelings of despair this life can be so unfair sadly you desire he
Poison
My boots crunch over the frozen ground and I scan the white horizon for any trace of that asshole... Silently, flakes begin to cascade from the sky, partially obscuring my vision. Breath coming in foggy gasps, as the wind and my breathing are the only sounds I hear... Blood in the snow... I see a partially naked form half buried in a snow drift... Blood is seeping from one corner of his mouth, his white blond hair streaked with red. I'm down on my knees now, digging... The snow is a white blur past the sides of my face, I can't get him uncovered fucking fast enough... The tattoo of my lips on his groin uncovered now, the color isn't purple anymore, its black. "Frost!" "Frost you dick head don't you dare!" I whip off my leather coat and wrap it around him, I have to keep him warm. His eyes fluttered...Shit! He's alive! His lips move slightly... "Shut up, Frost. If you make one smart fucking comment right now I will leave you to freeze your dick off in the s
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Poisoned Through Every Touch
She lied there with eyes closed, gently caressing my body. There stood the dark, and her body up against me. Every kiss she gave, she moved more toward my chest. My beast I could no longer tame, so I let her have the rest. She then climbed on top, seducing with a lustful touch. My body just gave up, then she showed me the reason for lust. Gently she rubbed, only teasing me with her soft touch. Then using her tongue, I could only look up. (Incomplete. for who knows how long)
Poison- Something To Believe In
Man This song- this one is another punch in the gut memory song for me. I was 14 when my first real friend passed away on an O.D, it was wicked fucking hard for me, but this song right here helped me through it. To this day, this song is a gut check to me but it still pushes me on. I fucking love this song. Rawr! Will I see him on the TV Preachin' 'bout the promised land He tells me to believe in Jesus And steals the money from my hand Some say he was a good man But Lord I think he sinned, yeah Twenty-two years of mental tears Cries a suicidal Vietnam vet Who fought a losing war on a foreign shore To find his country didn't want him back Their bullets took his best friend in Saigon Our lawyers took his wife and kids, no regrets In a time I don't remember In a war he can't forget He cried "Forgive me for what I've done there Cause I never meant the things I did" Chorus: And give me something to believe in If there's a Lord above And give me somethi
Poison-life Loves A Tragedy Lyrics
Of all the words that I've spoken And lies that I've told Of all the hearts left broken Begged for, bought, and sold Lord I'm feeling lonely Feel like I can't go on The streets have all grown cold now The mysteries all gone She's all gone She's all gone, gone, gone All gone now She's all... Well I ain't getting any younger Can't you see it in my eyes She sweet has turned to sour I think it's time for me to fly Well my vices have turned to habits And my habits have turned to stone The lies chipped away at my smile now baby While the truth ate me down to the bone One more step and I swear I'll be over the edge I've gotta stop living at a pace that kills Before I wake up dead Chorus: Good times, bad times How life loves a tragedy Heartbreaks, heartaches How life loves a tragedy The nights I spent in danger With strangers I thought were friends Only to wake in anger For some pleasure they swore they'd send I think it's time I move on Like
Poison-life Goes On Lyrics
I felt this before Now I feel it again No matter how hard I try This feeling won't end So I pretend you're here by my side Tonight on this lonely ride I keep telling myself that Chorus: Life goes on while you're miles away And I need you Time goes on as night steals the day There's nothing I can do You heal up my wounds I tasted your tears You spilled out your heart So I let out my fears But one fear I kept to myself Was how I prayed that you'd love no one else Like you're saying you love me Chorus If you only knew how much I miss you When my mind plays these tricks on me It shows me things I don't want to see That's why I tell myself I keep telling myself Just take another piece of me Chorus And this last mile I travel with you
Poison-i Wont Forget You Lyrics
Late at night I close my eyes And think of how things could have been And when I look back I remember some words you had said to me It’s better to have lost at loveThen never to have loved at all I won’t forget you baby Even though I should I won’t forget you baby Even though I should, yeah Sometimes in my head I can still see pictures of you And I laugh to myself When I think of all those crazy things that we used to do Although miles come between us Just between you and me I won’t forget you baby Even though I should I won’t forget you baby Even though I should, yeah I should let you fade away But that just wouldn’t be me Oh, baby Although miles come between us Just between you and me I won’t forget you baby Memories slowly fade I won’t forget you baby And all the plans we made I won’t forget you baby
Poison-tell Me Why Lyrics
I'd like to put to rest the rumours I'd like to put to rest the lies I'd like to throw away the past And show you how I feel inside I'll be your taxi and your driver I'll be your road if you need I'd like to push and push and push Just to make you pleased But your river of emotion for me Flows like a dried up stream Chorus: So tell me why Your satisfaction's like a heart of stone So tell me why Your love reaction chills me to the bone You make my blood boil hot And my heart beat like a drum I'd like to do to you girl Things that ain't never been done From the rain I'll be your shelter From the cold I'll be your heat I'll push and push and push Jus to make you pleased Chorus So tell me your reason For tearing me up inside Girl you gotta tell me why But your river of emotion for me Flows like a dried up stream Chorus
Poison Boobs
PATTAYA, Thailand. (Reuters) - Police have arrested a man and five women suspected of robbing tourists at this beach resort alleging that the women would invite visiting men to lick their nipples, which they had laced with drugs. When the men passed out, an accomplice would rob the unconscious men. At least 45 tourists have died of drug overdoses at the resort in the past year, all apparently as a result of the scheme.
Poison-every Rose Has Its Thorn
~poison, Razorblades, Blood And Me, Unloved~
Alone, I fit inside the glass before me. The poison, the liquid numbing me. The room closes in or perhaps I am getting bigger. Bigger than the cancerous pain that grows within my very marrow. The poison giving me the impression that I am able to overcome and feel love again or for the first time... whichever the case may be. The rusted edges of this blade writhe against my flesh and through tear streaked eyes I wonder if the rust is rust or blood from the last encounter. The poison leaks out of me... razor blade love the only love I have access denied to everything else. Why am I sitting here telling you? Who else would I tell? Should I be angry that you intrude on my thoughts or grateful that you care enough to read? Or perhaps I should just laugh and drink and cut to wake up to the lonely bleeding heart I have become. ~Kory~ 6/20/07
Poison Ivy
Ok it really gets me that people only have a one track mine. I ask a question about poison ivy and I get answers about STDS. So to clear it up the person that has the poison ivy is my best friend, not a guy or my lover. I wish people would just pull their heads out of their ass and grow up a little. Now I feel better Bitch with a sun burn
Poison Concert
i am so pissed right now!!!!! so yeah does anyone have like $115 so i can go to the poison concert?? *sniff*
Poison Ivy
Ok this will be my first real blog. I'm sitting here miserable, I'm itching like crazy (but not itching it)..lol..Cant sleep. Reason ...I am extremely allergic to Poison Ivy.. Does anyone have any good home remedy's you can share...PLEASE.... I will love you forever....lol
Poisoned Apples
A while back I posted a bulletin that was critical of American troops. I'd awakened to read a news story about Trent Thomas, a marine charged with murdering an Iraqi non-combatant. Shortly before trial, Thomas withdrew his guilty plea because he realized he was just following orders, just doing what he was told to do. The testimony at trial suggests that that the original plan had been to capture a combatant. When this plan failed, the group of marines went to a different home and dragged 52-year old Hashim Ibrahim Awad out of his home and into the street. The squad leader shot Awad in the head, then Thomas shot him in the head an additional seven times. The marines then put a shovel next to Awad to make it look like he was going to plant a roadside bomb. I followed this story and was disheartened to learn that Thomas was found not guilty of murder. He was found guilty of conspiracy to commit murder and other crimes. His sentence consists of a reduction in rank and discha
The Poison Inside Honey Coated Lips!
Open your EYES to SEE the REALNESS of what's really going on.... when a fine man or woman is in front of you, or on the phone, email, etc, saying all the right things you want to hear, showing you that kind of attention, doing the things you like to feel....just the way you like it, ......they look good, smell good, taste good when theyre lips are on yours it's like paradise......this can soon lead to confusion.....hurt...and all things negative and dillusional.......it's a plan...you will know by the direction it goes in where it has been sent from... These pretty, sexy lips, dripping with honey, are like the ant poison you can buy. The ants are drawn to it because on the outside it smells and tastes sooooo good, they're all scurrying around taking it back to their homes, excited that they actually found something that satisfies them, gives them pleasure, oooh it's wonderful, yet slowly and SURELY the poison inside the honey kills the enitre colony, it gets a foothold inside th
Poison-nothin But A Good Time
Now listen Not a dime, I cant pay my rent I can barely make it through the week Saturday night Id like to make my girl But right now I cant make ends meet Im always workin slavin every day Gotta get away from that same old same old I need a chance just to get away If you could hear me think this is what Id say Chorus: Dont need nothin but a good time How can I resist Aint lookin for nothin but a good time And it dont get better than this They say I spend my money on women and wine But I couldnt tell you where I spent last night Im really sorry about the shape Im in I just like my fun every now and then Im always workin slavin every day Gotta get away from that same old same old I need a chance just to get away If you could hear me think this is what Id say Chorus You see I raise a toast to all of us Who are breakin our backs every day If wantin the good life is such a crime Lord, then put me away Heres to ya ---------------------- Nothin a b
Poison - Nothin But A Good Time
Poisonous Plants And Flowers (do Not Eat)
..> DO NOT EAT THIS....DUH! ..> Poisonous Plants and Flowers Common Name Botanical Name Aconite (wolfsbane, monkhood) Aconitum spp. Anemone (windflower) Anemone spp. Anthurium Anthurium spp. Atamasco lily Zephyranthes spp. Autumn crocus Colchicum autumnale Azalea Azalea spp. (Rhododendron spp.) Baneberry Actaea spp. Black locust Robinia pseudo-acacia Bloodroot Sanguinaria canadensis Boxwood Buxus spp. Burning bush (strawberry bush, spindle tree, wahoo) Euonymus spp Buttercup Ranunculus spp. Butterfly weed Asclepias spp. Caladium Caladium spp. Calla (calla lily) Calla palustris (Zantedeschia aethiopica) Carolina jasmine (yellow jessamine) Gelsemium sempervirens Castor bean Ricinus communis Cherry laurel Prunus caroliniana Chinaberry (bead tree) Melia azedarach Christmas rose Helleborus niger Clematis Clematis spp. Daffodil Narcissus spp. Deadly nightshade (belladonna) Atropoa belladona Death cammas (black snakeroot) Zigadenus spp. De
Poison To Your Soul
Poison to your Soul... She's the poison you will drink seducing you, with but a wink you weren't able to prepare She has caught you unaware. Though sweet as she must taste your heart ultimately, she'll waste. As this day turns to night you know now I am right She whispers softly in your ear desire for her you wont fear you invite her further inside your heart like arms, open wide playfully innocent at its start weaving a web around your heart hours pass they become days you are blind to her ways honest as she can be with you the woman before you seen anew as the illusion shatters there is nothing that matters you can't stop the flow wishing now you didnt know what she couldn't give to you was a whole heart beating true bitterness comes to take a hold your heart slowly becomes cold unwanted and crushed you now grieve illusions of hate you begin to weave paint her in an unkind light it is how you will fight those feelings of despair this life can be so
Poison
This guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "Come on man, I was just joking. Tell ya what; I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying." "No, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outraged and fired me. When I left the building to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab driver, and the cab drove off. It was then I found that I left my wallet in the cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. I left home and came to this bar. And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up...... and drink my poison..."
Poison Ivy
Poison - Allice Cooper
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Poison - Every Rose Has Its Thorn
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Poison Lyrics
Your cruel device Your blood, like ice One look could kill My pain, your thrill I want to love you but I better not Touch (dont touch) I want to hold you but my senses Tell me to stop I want to kiss you but I want it too Much (too much) I want to taste you but your lips Are venomous poison Youre poison running through my Veins Youre poison, I dont want to Break these chains Your mouth, so hot Your web, Im caught Your skin, so wet Black lace on sweat I hear you calling and its needles And pins (and pins) I want to hurt you just to hear you Screaming my name Dont want to touch you but Youre under my skin (deep in) I want to kiss you but your lips Are venomous poison Youre poison running through my veins Youre poison, I dont wanna Break these chains Poison One look could kill My pain, your thrill I want to love you but I better not Touch (dont touch) I want to hold you but my senses Tell me to stop I want to kiss you but I want it too Much (too much)
Poison Girl
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Poison
Your cruel device, Your blood like ice. One look could kill, My pain, your thrill. I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don't touch) I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much (too much) I wanna taste you, but your lips are venomous poison You're poison runnin' through my veins You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains. Your mouth, so hot Your web, I'm caught Your skin, so wet Black lace on sweat I hear you callin' and it's needles and pins (and pins) I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name Don't wanna touch you, but you're under my skin (deep in) I wanna kiss you, but your lips are venomous poison You're poison runnin' through my veins You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains Poison One look (one look), could kill (could kill), My pain, your thrill. I wanna love you, but I better not touch (don't touch) I wanna hold you, but my senses tell me to stop I wanna kiss you, but
Poison
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Poisonnnnnnnnnn Baby
Woohoo August 9th look out Freedom Hill here in Sterling Heights Michigan!!!! My boys have returned to Michigan again!!!! Poison is back and this momma and her son are goin to PARTY it up that night woot woot!!! Wow I can party with my son this is goin to be a 1st LOL....Now that really is making me feel old that I can party with my son LOL
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Lets Show These Sweet Guys Some Mad Love... Chuckiiboo is Tryin To Go 4 Oriacle.. So Come Show Him Some Love On His Happy Hours Tomarrow at 2pm , 3pm and 5pm.. Tricky Is Going 4 Godfather.. Show Him Some Love On His Happy Hour At 4pm.. These Guys Will Show You Love Back... So Dont Miss Out On This.. Chuckiiboo Tricky
Poison Ivy
I resently had an really bad incident happen to me. And holy shit!!!! I have the worst case of poison ivy ever, and all stages at once! pls someone help me!!!!!!!! My ASS Hurts, lol!
Poison Drips
poison drips from lying lips those things so sweet to kiss sucking the poison deep into our souls, to corrupt all that is pure within we drink deep of that poison well to hear what we want to hear burying reason and logic deep within because the venom tastes so sweet there is no antidote, no cure we are never whole again damage done never to be undone hearts blackened with the evil that others speak
**poison**
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would like to buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?' The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.' The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!' The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife having sex. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
Poison - Every Rose Has It's Thorn
We both lie silently still in the dead of the night. Although we both lie close together, we feel miles apart inside. Was it something I said or something I did? Did my words not come out right? Though I tried not to hurt you, though I tried, but I guess that's why they say. Ev'ry rose has its thorn. Just like ev'ry night has its dawn. Just like ev'ry cowboy sings his sad, sad song. Ev'ry rose has its thorn. I listen to our favourite song playing on the radio. Hear the D.J. say love's a game of easy come and easy go. [ Find more Lyrics at www.mp3lyrics.org/ajK ] But I wonder does he know, has he ever felt like this? And I know that you'd be right now but I could've let you know somehow. I guess ev'ry rose has its thorn. Just like ev'ry night has its dawn. Just like ev'ry cowboy sings his sad, sad song. Ev'ry rose has its thorn. Though it's been a while now, I can still feel so much pain. Like the knife thats cuts you the wound heals, but the scar, that scar
Poison By Alice Cooper
Music Video:POISON (by Alice Cooper) Your cruel device Your blood, like ice One look could kill My pain, your thrill I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch) I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much) I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison You're poison running through my veins You're poison, I don't want to break these chains Your mouth, so hot Your web, I'm caught Your skin, so wet Black lace on sweat I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins) I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (Deep in) I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison You're poison running through my veins You're poison, I don't wanna break these chains Poison One look could kill My pain, your thrill I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch) I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop I wa
A Poison Tree
A POISON TREE by: William Blake (1757-1827) I WAS angry with my friend: I told my wrath, my wrath did end. I was angry with my foe: I told it not, my wrath did grow. And I watered it in fears, Night and morning with my tears; And I sunned it with smiles, And with soft deceitful wiles. And it grew both day and night, Till it bore an apple bright; And my foe beheld it shine, And he knew that it was mine, And into my garden stole, When the night had veiled the pole: In the morning glad I see My foe outstretched beneath the tree.
Poison, Great White
Poisoned Kiss
The nighttime pleasure Of the moon Can give way to Certain doom A single kiss Is all it takes Then the passion Soon awakes Centuries of shadows Try to hide Smelling the fear Before you died Poisoned kiss Has stung again Taking you where You might have been
Poison Dart
I held you in my heart, so deep inside, Never letting it out always locked inside Now something threatens to take you away, A cancer that for the time wont stay at bay I never told because friends was just fine, But I have always loved you deep down inside Afraid of my feeling showing through Now your clock is ticking while my heart is breaking in two Time passes and I don’t know what to do When I see you holding back my tears is hard to do Life without you I cant seem handle This all just seems to be a big scandal So smile big and bright for one last time So far away, yet so close a star that shines Forever are memories will last in each other’s hearts Never dieing, never ending with the poison’s dart
Poison Ivy Has Autos On
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Poison
Darkness consumesMy once warm heartCupids’ arrowNow a poisoned dartEvery time I LoveIt brings me sorrowThe knife of fateI did not borrowFor it cuts meWay down deepIt haunts my mindEven when I sleepMy life it seemsIs just one nightmareFacing the darknessAnd its icy stareFor now I faceThe world aloneThe claws of despairSlice to the boneI once was happyNow I just acheThe pain of LoveLike a wooden stakePierced my heartLeft me in tormentThrough the corridor of lifeA lonely decentInto the deep And dark abyssStill a memoryOf your sweet kissFor I now knowI am not what you desireThe pain of a broken heartIs all I acquireLike the blade of a knifeThat has severed my soulI must resembleAn ugly trollFor I know notWhat I could have doneMy blood scorchedLike vampires in the sunThe loss in faithThat love can be trueMy heart turns a shadeOf an icy hueYet the visionsSo clear in my mindOur pathsForever entwinedMy heart has been lancedBy loves sharpened daggerMy mind begins to swimI start to stagger
Poision
  You are my addiction My perfect poision The thirst I crave The bitter sweet taste That is upon my lips As night brings a new dawn Your touch coursing thro my veins Leaves me longing for more My heart is defenceless You are My curse My addiction My perfect poision
Poison Heart
No one ever thought this one would survive Helpless child, gonna walk a drum beat behind Lock you in a dream, never let you go Never let you laugh or smile, not you Well, i just want to walk right out of this world 'cause everybody has a poison heart I just want to walk right out of this world 'cause everybody has a poison heart Making friends with a homeless torn up man He just kind of smiles, it really shakes me up There's danger on every corner but i'm okay Walking down the street trying to forget yesterday Well, i just want to walk right out of this world 'cause everybody has a poison heart I just want to walk right out of this world 'cause everybody has a poison heart A poison heart A poison heart A poison heart Yeah You know that life really takes its toll And a poet's gut reaction is to search his very soul So much damn confusion before my eyes But nothing seems to phase me and this one still survives I just want to walk right out of this world 'cause everybody has a poison
Poison
Your cruel deviceYour blood, like iceOne look could killMy pain, your thrillI want to love you but I better notTouch (dont touch)I want to hold you but my sensesTell me to stopI want to kiss you but I want it tooMuch (too much)I want to taste you but your lipsAre venomous poisonYoure poison running through myVeinsYoure poison, I dont want toBreak these chainsYour mouth, so hotYour web, Im caughtYour skin, so wetBlack lace on sweatI hear you calling and its needlesAnd pins (and pins)I want to hurt you just to hear youScreaming my nameDont want to touch you butYoure under my skin (deep in)I want to kiss you but your lipsAre venomous poisonYoure poison running through my veinsYoure poison, I dont wannaBreak these chainsPoisonOne look could killMy pain, your thrillI want to love you but I better notTouch (dont touch)I want to hold you but my sensesTell me to stopI want to kiss you but I want it tooMuch (too much)I want to taste you but your lipsAre venomous poisonYoure poison running throu
Poison
Poison   Dreams of poison often fall into general categories of power, suicide, or revenge. Poison is a powerful image for us, as from childhood we were all taught the dangers of it. Power dreams often involve drinking poison without consequence. Many times, the dream world provides the ability to act without concern for outcomes and to assert free will over social constraints. The poison dream can represent this, depending on what poison was consumed, under what initiative, and who watched the deed. Suicide-by-poisoning dreams often have little to do with suicide, but much to do with peer-pressure, difficult work relationships, or a lack of personal power. In dreams of this nature, the dream may be teaching you that a certain part of your life is self-destructive. Finally, the dream of poisoning as an act of revenge may reveal latent or unexpressed anger towards the object of your revenge. Poison is a satisfying way to commit a crime because we often associate it with painful dea
Poison Veins
Poison  Veins You called last night, You really wanted to see me. I agreed to met you, After three long years. You really looked different, But it didn't matter to me. The more I looked at you, The more I liked the new look. It has never been about your look, As much as about your heart. There is something about you, Your essences runs through my veins. There is something about me with you, I run through your veins too. You are my poison, And I am yours. What did we do in the life before? We both know deep within our souls, Or the poison in our veins, Wouldn't run so deep. Would not attract so bad. Would not keep bring us back. To the place where we started again. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved
Poison Chalice
Here's a good one.   Earlier today a teacher was subjected to an attempt on her life. Her drink was spiked with hair dye during a lesson, as well as another student spitting in it.   Luckily one of the less criminal kids told her before she drank that.   That's the kind of school I work at....
Poison Within
Poison Within as the cold seeps to the boneslithers far beneath the skinto the coursing blood within,lamenting silently, so forlorntainting crimson, steals the heatbitter cold, doth from it retreatcoursing innards with deepend scornthe poison as it takes it's tollupon the life, and tortured soulshattered fragments, mangled, tornails the body, mind and allwretched form, shall break and fallbut for us, none shall mourn
Poison...
I am filled with despair…my heart wrenching open…I am my own calamity…my own poison… afflicting wounds I cannot retrieve…And now, there is no cure for the broken heart that I haveSeeping deep…cutting too unfathomable… I have love and hope to give… I am daylight to the darkness….but my pain is too deep and cuts it wideHopeless…empty…lost…Crying into the empty bed…I alone must share…Theres no going back...Theres no do-overs...I am chained to my mistakes and ripped apart...     http://fantlove.blogspot.com
Poison In My Veins
You left your poison in my veins, every time you youch my skin I drop to my knees from the pain. Its emotional torture and i cant take it, each "i love you" only feels like youre faking. So go on, finish taking what you want, help me finish breaking. I know that i should probably walk away, that i shouldnt let your dead love song make me sway,  but its a chemical reaction, your acid touch, your toxic kiss, the way it stings upon my pale skin. I feel it burning, its breaking my heart. your whispers in my ear leave me deaf and my body stills to numb. I know i should make you stop, that i should walk away, but i crave your poison in my veins. Poison in my veins to make me cry, i taste your venom in each and every lie. Poison in my veins to break my heart, but oh how you make your poison feel so good! You were made to break my heart, my love, i always knew that you were poison from the start....
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Theze are 2 of the most disappointing thingz that have ever been said 2 me. 1. I only wanted 2 be with U 2 see what it waz like. 2. Even if i cant live with U doeznt mean i will stop loving U.
Poker
Free poker night at the club tonight. Good thing it was free because I sucked really bad and am home way too early, but guess it gives me more time to spend with you all hehe. Better luck next time I suppose
Poker And Its Finer Qualitys
ok so i think that the finer qualitys of poker is being able to basicly rip off destroy and mutalate and oponet to the point that there ready to go bazerk and kill some one like when you flop a strait and check it to the river and just wait and wait knowing you might not get paid off then you find your oponet going all in and you got them you have taken all there chips and your lauphing at them you out played them, there the sucker and you know it oh ya poker its the game to play were you can kill a person and never get introuble for it heheheheheeheheheheh have fun people
Poker ...hehehe Funny Shit!!!
Little johnny comes home from scool one day. he sees his grandpearnts having rough sex on the living room sofa. he sees his grandfather pounding into his grandmother, he hears his grandmothers crysof glee and exticy, and yells "GRANDPA< GRANDPA, what are ya doin to grandma?" His grandfather stops and looks at little johnny, and says,"well Johnny I am playin poker and your grandma well she is my wild card." Apon hearing this and seeing the smile on his grandmothers face lets it go at that, and heads upstairs to do his home work. The next day Johnny comes home from school and heads into the kitchen to make a sandwhich. when he walks into the kitchen he sees his dad just fuckin the shit out of his mom as she is bent over grabing her ankles, moaning and welling in sure delight. Again Johnny crys out "Dad, dad what are you doin to mommy"? His father stops looks at johnny and says, "Well son I am playin poker and your mom well she's my wildcard. with that johnny says "ok" and heads up to
Poker
http://poker4everdeal.blogspot.com/ cut copy and paste this in browser hi, im looking for a bunch of players to sign under my club, this is a classy little poker site with g8t tournaments and ring games there's tournaments with prize pools up to $40,000. weekly $5000 ones and $500 daily, plus freerolls all free to play with ranked hands you can join up on the link. on my blog page its dont cost anything and its no obligation to deposit, and if you want to open your own players club when your on the site look at the top of the page it will say, tell a friend/players club, click there on players club and open a account there the code you need to be a sub captain is donkey any other information you might need just ask thankyou.
Poke Poke
Happy Friday. I'm in such a good mood I might even let you all communicate with me today.
Poker4ever
hi, im looking for a bunch of players to sign under my club, this is a classy little poker site with g8t tournaments and ring games there's tournaments with prize pools up to $40,000. weekly $5000 ones and $500 daily, plus freerolls all free to play with ranked hands you can join up on the link. on my blog page http://poker4everdeal.blogspot.com/
Poker Night
was last night. i did badly, but had fun doing it. Hope you all had a great day, and I hope to see atleast some of you tonight
Poke
I shall poke you with a wooden spoon. And the poking thereof shall be great. And you shall lament the day of your poking. Wooden spoons aren't just for whacking people you know. *poke poke*
Poker Fun
Poker Fun by milfdiaries © Stories from Amelia: I was in my home bar room the other night playing poker with some friends. After a little flirtation and a few drinks I started feeling frisky. Everyone had gone home except one special friend. I moved over to sit next to him and put my hand on his thigh and offered him a shot of goldschlager. I licked my lips and parted them slightly with a sexy grin. My green eyes demurely blinked and I poured the sweet liquor into a shot glass. I gave him a sexy smile and inserted this glass between my voluptuous breasts. He smiled wryly and placed his hands on my waist. Leaned in to lick a taste of the fluid, wet his lips with it and brushed his lips against mine. I licked my lips and tasted the wicked flavor of this intoxicating liquor. With our mouths just centimeters away from each other I could feel his warm sweet breathe on my lips. I looked into his eyes and saw them flash a wicked shade of green and he looked down at my breasts
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Poker Anyone?
Yes I am a huge fan of poker, if you'll would like come by fulltiltpoker.com sometime an lets get it on with the killin....lol.. Name there is KrazyPoker, look me up and we'll play.
Poker Banned In The Us?
United States Holdem Players are still being accepted by manyonline poker rooms! While many have stopped accepting Us Poker Players, We are still welcome at Absolute Poker for instance! Quote: Absolute Poker.com - absolutely business as normal Wednesday Oct 11 2006 # Absolute Poker– Absolute Poker Business as normal! Absolute Poker is a privately held business and its executives today issued the following statement: "As the 4th largest online poker company we continue to welcome all Affiliates and their Poker Players! Absolute Poker is Absolutely confident in its ability to continue to offer US players the very best in Online Poker with the fastest secure deposit and payout solutions, all new and existing players should be 100% confident in playing with the very best Absolute Poker." The Safe Ports Act passed by the US Congress on September 30th neither prohibits nor makes it illegal for any US customer to play with Absolute Poker and therefore customers experience at Abso
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1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. 5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss. 6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders. 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung. 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake. 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 10. What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes. 11. What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
The Poker Dealer
Eight guys in the game at two bucks, that’s sixteen and the small blind folded so that’s another buck – seventeen dollars in the pot and the rake at five percent is seventy-five cents rounded down to the nearest quarter. Burn one card and lay a three-card flop. Round of betting, two fold, five players in at two bucks, and the guy on the button raises two. Three players call the raise. So the pot is two times the two who folded with chips in the pot and four times four remaining in the game. Sixteen plus four is twenty. Add that to the seventeen from the first round and you get thirty-seven. The rake is a dollar seventy-five. I already have seventy-five cents in the rake pool, so I take a buck from the pot and add it to the pool. Burn a card and show the turn. Three players go in for four and the fourth player goes all-in for three. The main pot is closed and I create a side pot for the remaining three players. Four times three is twelve in the main pot, added to the thi
Poker
And thats whats been taking up most of my online time at the moment. Mostly playing in play money and freeroll tournaments but also some real money ones. Things are improving, 19th of 5000 and 58th of 10000 are the belt holdem results I've had and then last night 194th of 6500+ for Omaha. Hope all my CT friends are well.
Pokey Goodness
I've never really been impressed by that thing you do... you know. The one where you do all that stuff and then ask me if I'm impressed. Good toast though.
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Poke And Run
*poke poke* *runs like hell* Muahahahahaha!
Poker Face
I wrap myself around you little finger, purposely. You bend me, twist me. I gambled once, the dealer cheated. You are cool now, just as your lips on my cheek, still the player your were born to be. Smooth and charming, you control the cards. I call, but you bluff. Finally I fold, surrender these old nights and discard my ace of spades for you.
Poker League On Yahoo But You Must Have A Webcam To Enter
I have been watching poker and think that it is the sexiest game im fascinated by trying to read your oppenents mind so im going to setup my own league and anyone that has the webcam wich costs 20 dollars at the least for a cheap one is welcome to join....im not talking about strip poker either ugh get your mind out of your ass....
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Pete's acct. got deleted. Please go fan, rate add,spank... Show him LOTS O LOVINS He's a sweeety and a true gentleman pokiepete ~OFFICIAL L.U.V. CLUB FOUNDER~HONORABLE SOCIETY OF WOLVES~@ fubar
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Pokemon-shirt
I see a boy with a Pokémon-shirt He laughs He cries He plays He fights He just enjoys life I see a boy with a leatherjacket He sits He stares Wants to slit his wrists But won't dare I wonder what happened to him Get More at COMMENTYOU.com
Poke Smot*
~i go each day w/ THC just a lil joint & me we hit the bowl&have sum fun im reely high when i am done i like to smoke sum mary jane to this day i cant complain some is green sticky or hairy it may even be a bit scary even if it looks like hell jus lite it up & breathe that smell u can count on that lil green leaf to replace a hard day w/releif when we sit to smoke trees pack the bowl again plz standin around smokin a j i luv to smoke that incredible hay i luv weed & weed luvs me im a pothead as u c i think ill go & hit the bong so thats my tribute to a THC song
Poker
Yes I play the cards sometimes.. most thursdays, some saturdays, and even go to the casino from tiem to time. I will be postin on how I do at times, just because. Tonight took 9th/21 at the free thursday night one at the base club
Poker Run The Naughty Way
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Poke! Whistle!
"ERROR: you can't poke yourself you fuckin sicko!" Actually, you can. But I digress.
Poker Joes
Poker Joes is a great place to meet Poker PLayers from all over the world. We are a small group and very friendly so stop by and make some new freinds and play some cards. I will be posting about the activities at Poker Joes and just sharing in general what is happening in the world of Poker. Everything from tips to laws and events. Check us out at http://pokerjoes.ning.com
Poke Smot
lilly, the dilly. gettin the willy for the philly. hillbilly gettin silly witha willy dilly philly gettin lilly. da blunt da bunk a dunk dunt blunt blunt blutn lunbt blunt blunt da blunt , a runt a bump bump bump da blunt. poooo sheeeeeky boooooo toke it poke poke the smot we wanna poke the poke the poke the smot roll it poke it poke the smot we waana bowl it poke it poke the smot puuuhh pokk pok pok pok pok pok pok pok pok po k da smaa ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma otttt i wanna rool one rool one big as my thumb then roll another when that one is done poke the smot thill she wont rool any more bust up that cash and roll me one more im talking genertion from this nation knows not alot all weed need to know is how to poke us some smot poke in poke in poke in some somt trade it in for all the twat now its something i ant got but once i gets some we be pokin some smot
Poker Run
It's time for something a little different on FU, It's time for a .... 1.You will make 5 stops and comment bomb 1 pic leaving 500 comments on a pic labeled "POKER RUN" located in their default album. At the completion of commenting you will private message the owner of the album letting them know you are done { Hint label your comments 1~500} So they can verify that you have completed the task,and give you your next stop. Once all 5 stops have been made private message me to pick your cards numbered 1~52. The one with the best POKER h
Poker Joes Freerolls
Poker Joe shas over a 150 freerolss list this week. Comeby and join one of our groups, we have something for everyone.
Poke My Birthday..check This Out
Poke My Birthday is fun website which pokes your birthday and gives you very interesting information about you, your birthday and your life: http://www.PokeMyBirthday.com pokemybirthday.com : Site that Pokes Your Birthday!
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Poker Night Pt1
Charley Ross, Bill Chambers, Terry Donald, and I are all employees of the Western Department Stores, Co. We all work together in the IS department. The four of us had all been hired within a period of 1 month and have remained close friends ever since. That was about 4 years ago. I should mention that we are all in our late twenties. Terry is married, but the rest of us are single. About a year ago, we started getting together every Friday night for a little poker game. Four people isn't really much of a poker game and we don't play for much money anyway. It's mostly a chance to get together, have a few drinks, and sit around and talk. One of our favorite topics of conversation is Suzanne Williams, who we all just call Suzy. Suzy was hired in about 2 years ago. She's a little younger than we were, probably around 25. It's her physical attributes that are our favorite topic of conversation. Suzy is not a particularly pretty woman. She is average looking with sandy blond hair. She's a
Poker Night Pt2
I took hold of the waist band of her panties and slowly pulled them down. Her pussy came into view and the other guys actually applauded. As I said earlier Suzy has sandy blond hair, and it was very obvious that it was her natural color. I pulled the panties down to her ankles and she stepped out of them. Suzanne was just standing there, naked. Bill still had the bra, so he and I started discussing how we would work this. After a few seconds, Suzy told us to just get this over with. I said okay, and told her to get down on her hands and knees. Suzanne started to move and then stopped and asked why she needed to get into that position. I told her that since I had the panties and Bill had the bra, we needed access to all the good parts. On her hands and knees, I could get to her bottom half, and her tits would be hanging down wonderfully for Bill get at them. Again, I don't know if it was the alcohol, or just that Suzy was so overwhelmed by the situation. Either way, she actually said
*pokes Self In Eye*
OUCH!!!!! Damn eye seems to get in the way all the time. Well right now im just killing time intill the eye stop hurting. lol and yes it stings. So hows the real world? Mine?... ha ha ha your funny. I live in the bubble which made me able to go out there once in awhile. but right now the bubble has a hole and the fears are leaking in... Damnit! Why does it always happen? I need a fear away spray... anyone have some? Well anyways.... All i know lately, is people claim to want to help me. But have can they help one thats doesnt help them self or even able to know what help is? I spend most of my time taking care of my grandfather and cleaning up the shop and ranch. Hard work. Hes about 80 and his memory is fading. Papa seems to wonder alot around saying hes looking for something, but when asked hes doesnt know whats hes lookig for.... not sure if he knows or wants to tell. Some day i might find out. I feel like him alot. Looking for something... not knowing what it is.. LOL. Anyways. I
Poker Princess's Auction!
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Poker Star
I was at the bar having a few drinks tonight... and saw some friends playing poker... one ran out of money and i tossed him a couple bucks to play.. well he lost... so i decided i was gonna play..   i put in four bucks... i walked out with $32 haha   yay for quarter poker! was a blast!
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Poker Book Reviews
My own Poker Blog, J.S poker. I write Poker Book Reviews there, check it out if you want. Checkout my Poker Blog with Poker Book Reviews also!I also play alot of poker. For the Best Poker Books I've read, Checkout my Poker Blog .
Pokes You
If we woke up together naked, using only 3 words, what would u say to me? Pass it on and see how many crazy responses you get ! Put ur answers as a comment
Poker
Ever play Poker? Just a game isn't it? Price jumped much higher. Most will jump out. Unable to meet. Joker  
The Poker Player
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sandra, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you like under there?" Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sandra told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sandra the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom
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Poker Party
I'm married to one of the most sexually exciting women in the world. We promised each other when we married that we would never let our sex life become as dull and boring as so many of our friends claimed that theirs had. For my part I bought her sexy lingerie, high heeled 'come fuck me' pumps, dildos and pressed her to have sex with me in places where the chance of being discovered was good. We oftened talked about her being fucked and gangbanged and this always got the both of us very hot. Joy, on the other hand, went for the visual. She would behave outrageously in public to turn me on. Once at a party she pretended to be drunk and she let some guy work her into a dark corner and feel her up. She knew I was watching and so she unzipped him and took out his dick and began jacking him off. He turned her around so that his back was to the room thereby blocking what was taking place from being seen, but what he really accomplished was to put Joy where she could look over his shoulder a
Pokes!
A lotta weeks back, I spent a day Poking everyone, just for the fun of it but I can scratch all that because it began counting toward these achievements 8/28/12 when they announced these. So this is what counts & what doesn't: If you get poked, you get a notice in your feed. Poking back from here doesn't count. (I right click on the name & open their page in a new tab to poke them, then ignore their poke. I found out if you click their name and poke them, it takes them out of your notices too.) If you already poked them, poking them again doesn't count again. If you poked them & it counted toward the achievements yesterday, it doesn't count today. Poke from the page of someone you haven't poked since the achievement began. That's it! The only way for it to count. Follow your Poking Progress in the Incomplete Achievements here: http://fubar.com/achievements.php     Things aren't the same now.. dunno why but USE ALL THE POKES and they are counted .. right now, anyway! so WEAR
Poker Night
Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Les's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Les's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did. She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $250.' After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested. Sue told him that since her husband Les played golf at the country club Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2PM. Friday afternoon.When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Les's house at 2 PM sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum they went to the bedroom,
Poke Etiquette
Just a thought:When contemplating a Fubar Poke Fest with a girl you just met, perhaps in an effort to break the ice, do NOT make your first poke effort a lick, nibble, rub or tackle. That's about the equivalent of meeting a girl in a bar and using a cheesy pick up line such as, "Hey baby, wanna be my pet? Get down on all fours and I'll throw you a bone." (Yes, that actually happened.) May I suggest starting off with a smile, wink or even a hug. (I'm Southern. We love hugs.) If she responds with any of those pokes, then feel free to introduce yourself...minus the cheesy pick up line, of course.
Poked
I haven't been on here in awhile n these pokes etc r new... When I think of pokes I think of jabs all sexual! So many pokes I feel like I'm gettin gang banged! Hmm to b trueful that is a fantasy of mine... But these virtual pokes r exhausting n seem pointless n unexciting. Am I wrong to think this way? I'd much rather b turned on,,,
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Poke On The Tree-lined Hole. That Left Him 220 Yards, And He Figured A Smooth 3-iron Was His Best Play "i Didnt Want To Really
LA QUINTA, Calif. -- James Hahn jumped all over his drive on the par-5 fifth hole at La Quinta Country Club, then hit his second shot so pure that it went a little father than he wanted. Undaunted, he turned to his trusty 54-degree wedge and holed a 30-foot, bump-and-run chip for eagle, part of a late birdie-eagle-birdie run that gave him a share of the second-round lead Friday in the Humana Challenge. "It was a long-drive stat hole, so I kind of came out of my shoes a little bit," Hahn said about his 310-yard poke on the tree-lined hole. That left him 220 yards, and he figured a smooth 3-iron was his best play "I didnt want to really overpower a 4-iron," Hahn said. "I had a lot of adrenaline." He made perfect contact. "Just hit it too good," Hahn said. "Hit the centre of the green, landed it 220, rolled to the back. ... I could have hit it with a 6-iron and probably hit it within 2 feet." It didnt matter when the chip rolled in. "I read the break perfectly, broke about 2 f
Poking Thru
Our first time we had each other Will be a day I'll always remember You asked me to lay on top of you In my mind I thought OH Shit! This is something I shouldn't do But the attraction and desire was so strong It broke that thought right in two You hugged and squeezed me tight Kissed and sucked my neck Until between my legs was Oh so wet I tried to play it cool But your manhood was poking thru Making love with a man like you.. I often wondered how it would be Is his loving as passionate As his thug life (I'll see) As I took my clothes off He got on top of me The way that he touched me on the inside I was soon to know.. That Damn I see where all his anger and frustrations go My mind was spinning And my body shaking A GANGSTA'S LOVE was what I was taken When I thought my body could take no more All I could think was please don't stop.. Cause it hurt so good
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Q1) smoked a cigarette~YES Q2) smoked a cigar~YES Q3) crashed a friends car~NO Q4) stolen a car~maybe Q5) been in love~YES Q6) been dumped~YES Q7) done a shot~YES Q8) been fired~NO Q9) been in a fist fight~YES Q10) snuck out of your house~ YEAH Q11) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back~H YEAH Q12) been arrested~NO Q13) made out with a stranger~NO Q14) gone on a blind date~NO Q15) lied to a friend~NO Q16) had a crush on a teacher~NO Q17) skipped school~YES Q18) seen someone die~YES Q19) been on a plane~NO Q20) thrown up in a bar~NO Q21) done hard drugs~NO Q22) miss someone right now~YES Q23) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by~YES Q24) made a snow angel~YES Q25) played dress up~NO Q26) cheated while playing a game~NO Q27) been lonely~YES Q28) fallen asleep at work/school~YES Q29) used a fake id~YES Q30) felt an earthquake~YUP Q31) touched a snake~YES Q32) ran a red light~YES Q33) had detention~YES Q34) been in a car accident~YES
A Polar Bear Walks Into A Bar...
A polar bear walks into a bar and says, "Hey bartender, gimme a ... ... ... beer." The bartender goes, "What's with the big pause?" The polar bear says, "Always had 'em."
Polaroid (poem)
Inside she's screaming: "I never meant to hurt you". Confusion sets in; where's a little oblivion when you need it? The clock ticks away seconds of my life that I'll never get back. The rhythm of my heart tries to keep up with every second hand tick but I've neglected to breathe for the seventh time today, and I find myself completely shutting down. Gasping for air, I'll reach for your hand; this time I question weather or not it will be there. A question that could break my heart, the way I know I've broken yours. Catching my breath as I hit the pavement, along side the pieces of my heart. You weren't there to catch me this time; and I don't blame you. Maybe forever is too long to wait for something perfect. Shoe-box-memories are all I have left of you. Movie stubs and post-it notes; little drawings and a torn out page from a coloring book, colored better then I ever could. Underneath it reads: "I love you more then you'll ever know". At the bottom of
Polar Bear Stash Update !!
Hi all Hope your weekend is going great !! I've added to my stash again, jokes this time plus some pics of seals and polar bears. Stop on by and show some love !! Thanks a million to those who have already done that, in particular Rulebreaker, Kindredspirit and Crazy hazey from the purple mazey! Take care all Linda xx
Polar Bears Are Left Handed....
strange isn't it? Polar bears really are left handed... pearls dissolve in vinegar... every 45 seconds in the US a house catches on fire.... and every 3 seconds, someone in the world, a baby is born...
Polaroid
Polar Bear
The caption of this picture was Polar bear Knut and his keeper Ronny Henkel play in the water at the Zoo....... I say nay nay! I say polar bear was trying to eat Ronny Henkel and thank god this isn't a video cause ya know all you'd be hearing is GET THIS GOD DAMN BEAR OFF ME!!
Polar Bears
A baby polar bear asked, "Mom, am I a polar bear?" "Yes, darling, you're a polar bear." "Are you a polar bear?" "Yes, darling, I am a polar bear." "Is Father?" "Yes, Father is a polar bear." "Is Aunt Anna a polar bear?" "Yes, darling, Aunt Anna is a polar bear. Why do you ask?" "Oh, nothing." The baby polar bear asked his father, "Dad, am I a polar bear?" "Yes, son." "Are you a polar bear?" "Yes, son." "Is Mom a polar bear?" "Yes, son." "Is Aunt Anna a polar bear?" "Yes, son. Why do you ask? What's the problem?" The baby polar bear replied, "I'm freezing my a$s off!"
A Polack
A Polack who'd recently come to the United States walked into a bar one day carrying a pistol, a bag of shit, and a dead cat. He asked the bartender for a shot of rye. He downed the whiskey, picked up the pistol, and fired three shots into the bag of shit. Then he picked up the dead cat and started gnawing. The bartender asked the Polack what the hell he thought he was doing. I want to be like American man," the Polack said. "Drink whiskey, shoot the shit, and eat pussy."
Polar Bear Cubcakes
We just couldn't bear to keep this cool polar family a secret any longer. Here's how to make your own irresistible trio, starting with Mama Bear. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: Light-colored cupcakes, 1 regular and 3 mini White frosting Shredded coconut 3 large and 2 small white gumdrops 1 Junior Mint candy Chocolate chips, 4 regular and 4 mini 1. First, frost the top, sides, and bottoms of both a regular-size cupcake and a mini cupcake with white frosting. For each cupcake, frost the bottom first; then use a fork stuck into the bottom to hold the cupcake while you frost the rest of it. Step 2 2. Roll the cupcakes in shredded coconut; then, working on waxed paper, set the cupcakes on their sides with the top of the smaller cupcake stuck to the bottom of the larger one to form the bear's head. 3. Add 2 horizontal slices from a large white gumdrop for ears, a Junior Mint candy for a nose, and 2 chocolate chips for eyes. For each cub, frost a mini cupcake and a large gumdrop, the
Polar Bear Attack In Churchill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
These are pictures of an actual polar bear attack in Churchill. These pictures were taken while people watched and could do nothing �to stop the attack! � Reports from the local newspaper say that the victim will make a full recovery.��This is not for the squeamish... * * * * * * ** * * * ** * * * * * *
Polar Bears And Spork Duels.
I have some of the most asinine dreams. Spork dueling, mammoth white Ursa. At Taco Bell. I suppose it's what happens when one orders a Chalupa with guacamole.
Polar Bear - On A Treadmill
Polar Bear - I Love Sky
Polar Bear - Holiday
Polar Bear - Hang Gliding
Polar Bear - Ice Climbing
Polar Bear - Golf
Polar Bear - Contact
Polar Bear - The Cart
Polar Bear - In A Gym
Polar Bear - The Unicycle
Polar Bear - A Mouse
Polar Bear - At A Store
Polar Bear - Mosquito
Polar Bear - Torch
Polar Bear - Marathon
Polar Bear - A Pizza
Polar Bear - Vending Machine
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Polar Bear - Sling Shot
Polar Bear - Sleep Walking
Polar Bear - Cleaning
Polar Bear - Museum
Polar Bears Listed As Threatened Species
US lists polar bear as threatened species By H. JOSEF HEBERT – 3 hours ago WASHINGTON (AP) — Government officials say the Interior Department has decided to protect the polar bear as a threatened species because of global warming. The officials told The Associated Press the bears are threatened by the decline in Arctic sea ice. They spoke on condition of anonymity because the official announcement was to come from Interior Secretary Dirk Kempthorne. He scheduled a news conference Wednesday. The action comes a day before a court-imposed deadline on deciding whether the bear should be put under the protection of the federal Endangered Species Act. The department will cite studies by its own scientists saying the decline in Arctic sea ice could result in two-thirds of the polar bears disappearing by mid-century
Polar Bear Express And Penguin Paradise
"POLAR BEAR EXPRESS & PENGUIN PARADISE" You know the drill 1)RATE 2)ADD 3)FAN everyone on the list, the ones already on your list, let them know your joining "The Polar Express" once your done send a PM to TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life ============================== Conductor: ~TotallyHugeObsessedMariahCareyFanatic4Life~@ fubar ============================== CABIN 1: Gypsysoul,member of,di lapdancing,clubfar,insane,levellers, fu angel happyhippo,twisterride, hippiet@ fubar "ChelleBelle" tattoo'd & pierced Bulliever & Charm Girl@ fubar *`MZ.LIZ`* LDC, FU BOMBER Team Leader for Hot Lil Naughty Mama 636, FU-STREAKER,LOVE SHACK MEMBER@ fubar ============================== CABIN 2: ~vitamin de~ get your daily dose::fu~owner of ~SazzyGal~:: DSC~ I.B.I.C. ~ N.A.P **Fu Angel**@ fubar
Polars Need Are Help
the vice president that is running wants to take polar bears off the endangered list to dig for oil in alaska. we should help save the polar bears otherwise they will die jsut like some of the tigers dod. these are harmless creatures. plz dont voter for her she i a polar bear killer
Polar Bears 'could Become Extinct' Because Of Melting Ice, Scientists Claim
By Louise Gray Last Updated: 12:01am BST 15/09/2008 Polar bears and other rare species are in danger of dying out, scientists fear, as latest figures show the Artic sea ice is at record lows. A polar bear hunting Polar bears are suffering due to a loss of habitat. Scientists from the World Wildlife Fund, who are recording the ice cover over the North Pole, said less ice is predicted in the Arctic this year than in any other. # Green Polar bears puzzle zoo visitors in Japan Experts say this not only means a loss of habitat to species like polar bears and loss of livelihood for indigenous peoples but could speed up global warming as water absorbs heat rather than reflecting the sun's rays back into space. Dr Martin Sommerkorn, senior climate change advisor at WWF International's Arctic Programme, said: "We are expecting confirmation of 2008 being either the lowest or the second-lowest year in terms of summer ice coverage. advertisement "This means two years in
Polar Plunge
I am a crazy Minnesotan. I jump in the ice in March for the hell of it. Ok, maybe not just for the hell of it, it's for the special olympics. I did it last year, and it was a blast! I have a small goal of raising $75, but last year, I raised nearly $400! At the end of this blog, there is a link. If you feel so inclined, please go and donate for a worthy cause. I promise to post wet shirt pics! Thank you everyone, it is much appreciated! xoxoxoxo http://www.specialolympicsminnesota.org/Polar_Plunge_App.php?regid=4827&step=pledge&action=showwebpage&event_id=9&team_id=524
Polamalu
Polamalu Interception
Polamalu Island
Polar
COME GET YOUR RATE ON AND LEAVEL ON ME polarisman owner of the zodiak levelers & loud pipes lounge fu owned by twisted pixie@ fubar JUST CLICK MY LINK ABOVE AND GET TO RATING LEAVEL OFF ME
Polagamy
i saw a blog on polagamey , i dont know what the big deal is .. its about more than one life or living with more than one girlfrien or combination of .. im a polagamist . for reasons not mentiond but .. most polagamist isnt like that cult on tv . we live as one familey and can come and go . with rules . and respect for all people involved .. and sometimes theres reasons for this lifesyle .. im just curious on any veiws . but i beleave in the lifesyle one reason im in to these sites to meet new freinds and maybe a new girlfreind.. to take up the slack my wife is unable to. if curuios i mite answer y but i just curious whats the big deal its just another lifestyle . or way of living .. just like religion theres all differeint kinds and flavors .. and if yr wondering im wiccan . pagan. and used to be orthodox roman catholic and a few others for a while so .. all veiws are welcome.
Polak Running The Show Lol
Day-to-day operation of the Burr Oak Cemetery has been wrested from the owners and turned over to the head of the Archdiocese of Chicago's Catholic Cemeteries. During a Wednesday hearing, Cook County Circuit Court Judge Stuart Palmer OKd the appointment of Roman Szabelski, executive director of Catholic Cemeteries, to temporarily oversee the Alsip cemetery which is now a crime scene. The move comes a week after four Burr Oak employees were arrested and accused of pocketing $300,000 by digging up old bodies, dumping them in a mass grave in the cemetery and reselling the old plots off the books. With lawsuits piling up and cemetery owner Perpetua Inc. a no-show at both the 150-acre site and in court proceedings about the management - and the alleged mismanagement - of the cemetery, the judge moved quickly to put the cemetery in receivership. Szabelski has extensive experience managing cemeteries: his agency operates 47 cemeteries in Cook and Lake counties, it handled 17,500 interment
Polar Plunge Donations!!!
Link to page for donations!!! One of my friends needs your help raising money for the Special Olympics!!! This is about more than giving it is about helping children and adults out that have disability's. I'm not asking for a ton of money all that I'm asking is for my friends to donate $1 which will help out greatly. So dig that change out from the couch and help out. Click on the link above to read more about it. The first donation has been made, I challenge all of my friends to at least donate $1 dollar. DO YOU have what it takes to take on this challenge? Help out the Special Olympics!!! Put a smile on there faces and show them that in this world people do still care!!!
Polar Lights - Fake Or Not?
  The truth about shaking lamp or torch. There are 2 types on the market today.Read the following: (1) does not swing Lamp w / lithium battery and the light emitting diode bulb: Type 1 roll lamp is actually not charging and operation in a lithium battery.If you know about a year for lithium battery,wholesale flashlights such as lawn sprinkler, smoke alarm and camera, ensure years of standby power supply.But the fact is shaken and charging part is false and not working.But this is still a great value.Why? Consider a typical flashlight, battery.Most good flashlight 4 D-size battery has an average price of $8.If you put these new flashlight batteries, put it last long?2 hours?Maybe 3 hours?You are $8, plus the cost of a flashlight. You will spend $80 on a common flashlight as the same time. Why would you do that?We conducted a series of tests to determine the average light-life, "these lights on until they go out.Each test lasted for at least 30 hours before dark, some eve
Pole Dancing Accident
Pole Dancing Classes - For Kids
A fitness instructor is to launch pole dancing classes - for children as young as 11. Laraine Riddell wants to teach boys and girls to spin up and down on the poles, reports Metro. Children's charity Kidscape have condemned the move, in Choppington, Northumberland. The 38-year-old, who also teaches adults to pole dance, believes there is nothing sexual about children learning the moves. These involve lifting and resistance work which builds youngsters' muscles, she explained. "It has nothing to do with what you see in strip clubs," said Ms Riddell. "It is a way of getting fit and having fun." Kidscape director Michele Elliott said: "Pole dancing is an activity where women on stage are given money which is stuck in their underwear. To teach 12-year-old girls pole dancing is out of order. "I am sure pole dancing is good exercise - but so is stripping. Strippers have great bodies. By all means give the kids exercise, but just skip the poles."
Pole Dancing..............
Pole Position
Pole Position Slang term for the foremost position on the starting grid, awarded to the fastest qualifier.
Pole Dance Babes & Hard Rock! -sexy Video Collection(gift To The Guys, And Ladies Too)
THESE VIDEOS WERE MADE BY US FOR A CONTEST THAT HAS PASSED. No point in waisting them by hitting delete??? So for a sexy ass spanking change of pace...Give our girls a spin and take the edge off...Good music too.......... MORE LIKE THIS HERE
Pole Dancing
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Pole Dancing Cat Fight
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Pole Vault Failure
Pole Dancing
Pole Dancing Advanced Style
Pole Dancing Advanced Combos
Pole Dancing At A Club
Pole Dancing 2-18-08
Pole Dancer.......in The Wild
Pole Dancing
Sandy Shepard, 46, is a San Rafael attorney and author who does pole dancing for fun. Why: It allows me to feel empowered by my femininity and sensuality, while receiving a second-to-none full-body workout. Greatest accomplishment: Doing a "layout" - climb the pole, brace one foot behind the other, and then flip so you're hanging upside down, basically holding on with one foot and your knees. It takes killer abs. Gear you can't live without: Comfortable 6-inch heels from Foot Worship in San Francisco. You can pole dance in the same ratty gym clothes that you use for playing soccer or doing the treadmill. But you put those shoes on, and EVERYTHING changes. Where you train: S Factor San Francisco, and at home, on my own pole. Best time to train: In the morning. I'm more alert then, and pole work can be tricky. There is so much coordination involved that I want to be sure that I am at my most present. Advice you'd give a rookie: Sometimes the "beginner" moves are harder than more ad
Polemic
polemic \puh-LEM-ik\noun;    1.  A controversial argument, as one against some opinion, doctrine, etc.    2.  A person who argues in opposition to another; controversialist.
Pole Dancing
I just found this great site http://www.studioveena.com/forums/index/f5b25098-0d6b-11e0-ab19-12313b090e12. It's everything you ever wanted to know about pole dancing. Ill be back and add some more info on what I have found and how far along I am in my dancing.
Pole Dancing
About StudioVeena.com StudioVeena.Com StudioVeena.Com promotes the art, sport and fun of Pole Dancing through a supportive online community and streaming video lessons for everyone from the beginner on up. Founded in 2008 as a small community of online friends who shared a love of pole, StudioVeena.Com has grown to become the largest pole dance website in the world, boasting thousands of members who logon daily to share their passion with others in the community. As a StudioVeena.Com member you will find that you are part of a positive affirming community. We strive to insure that your time and experience here builds you up as a person and benefits the community as a whole. Veena As an ACE certified personal trainer Veena is uniquely positioned to teach and share her love of pole dance. Veena's method includes a unique teaching style developed through her years of teaching experience. She communicates proper body positioning and pace in an easy to understand and approachable way t
Political Nonsense
..how to deal w/ political nonsense in the corporate world, where you are tasked w/ being the "professional", listening to MORONS become defensive trying to justify their jobs, followed by a rant around how they have 20 years experience and how dare ANYONE question their train of thought, because they are GOOD, blah blah blah....i need a voodoo doll!!
Politics
why do people come here and bash [insert politicians name here] ? bush is this and that clinton is this and that warning will robinson ..global warming, global warming but we need more room for the animules (the last 2 are really just political power plays by various groups) blah blah blah. you are not going to change my mind, so get over it ;move onto something fun. ps. how do you tell if a politician is lying? their lips are moving
Politics And Political Parites
The problems of this country are not because of Republicans or Democrats, but both of them. They should all be voted out of office and be replaced by independent candidates. The battle cry of the incumbents is that their opponents do not have the experience to do the job. Maybe they shouldn't. Those in office know all too well how to milk the fat cat system of government. We need leaders that don't know how to foster pork barrel politics and maintain the status quo. The founding fathers of this country knew full well the threat of political parties, but found no just way to negate them. It is up to the electorate to curb their power by voting on issues and not party affiliations. It is also the responsibility of the electorate to monitor the actions of elected officials to ensure they adequately perform their duties of office. We as Americans are all too ready to point fingers and place blame. It is the fault of the American people for the condition of our country. We continua
Policemen
Keith bought a brand new Holden Monaro (Chevy US). He took off down the road, pushed it up to 150 kph and was enjoying the wind blowing through his (thinning) hair. "This is great!" he thought and accelerated to an even higher speed. Then he looked in his rear-view mirror and there was a Police Car. "Problem" thought Keith and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 210 kph to escape being stopped. He then thought "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing." and pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Police car to catch up with him. The Policeman pulled in behind the Monaro and walked up on the driver's side. "Sir, my Shift ends in five minutes and today is Friday the 13th. If you can give me a good reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The man looked back at the Policeman and said............... "Last week my wife ran off with a Policeman and I thought you were bringing her
Polish Divorce
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: Q: Have you any grounds? A: Yes, an acre and half and nice little home. Q: No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? A: It made of concrete. Q: I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? A: No, we have carport, and not need one. Q: Is there any infidelity in your marriage? A: We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player. Q: Does your wife beat you up? A: No, I always up before her. Q: Why do you want this divorce? A: She going to kill me. Q: What makes you think that? A: I got proof. Q: What kind of proof? A: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugst
The Politics Of Dancing
An ongoing dispute in the Pagan Community is just that: Community. What makes us a community? What (if any) are our goals? What can the individual group, coven or solitaire do to aid the community? What point do we draw the line on groups that claim our banner yet are neither Pagan nor do they serve as an asset to our Community? For those who are plain just disgusted by the "$19.95 witches" then I hope I can allay your worse fears by saying that (neo-)Paganism, while still a "counter-fad" to many people is growing beyond that. In a few years time most of the "fadders" will have gone on to the next "counter-fad", but a few (1 out of 10? maybe) will remain to become serious practitioners and valued members of our community. It is a sad fact that Wicca and Neo-Paganism attracts its share of freaks, degenerates and sexual predators. This harms us. The reluctance of people to take a stand against such individuals, while somewhat understandable considering our history as a persecuted gro
Polite Society Where Has It Gone?
As a few of you here know I am usually not the forst to make contact and some have asked why. I prefer that others make the first move contacting me as there are so mant idiot guys on here who think that you should use the most primal and gutteral language possible. I should also mention that it seems to also be the least creative utterances that humans have to offer. Due to this I dont just go around hitting on everything with a profile, and if you would like to have a decent conversation just hit me up, I promise that I will not hit on you unless you start the voideer, and I am interested in you. When did we loose the polite society? k
Polite Way To Pee
POLITE WAY TO PEE During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?" Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite. What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show Us your good manners?" I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner." The teacher fainted.
Politically Correct
BE POLITICALLY CORRECT - HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: ? ? 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER"or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPER-HIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND"- She is a "PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK"or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COSTPROVIDER." HOW T
Police Hunt Breast Enlargement Cheats
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German plastic surgeon who was cheated out of payment by several women has given pictures of their enlarged breasts to police, in the hope the photos will help trace them. "The women registered under fake names," Michael Koenig, a surgeon in Cologne, told Bild newspaper. "After the operations, which lasted about an hour, they just ran away." "Tanja" went out for "fresh air" after 8,000-euro ($10,000) surgery to enlarge her breasts. "She never came back and never paid," Koenig said. He now plans to demand payment in advance. Bild published a five-column picture of Tanja's naked breasts. "It's probably the most unusual wanted poster police ever had," the newspaper wrote. **You just can't MAKE this stuff up LOL
Politics
Political survey. Let me know where you end up, if you take it. :-) My results.
Politically Correct Terms
Politically Correct (PC) Terms: A Criminal - unsavory character A Crook - morally (ethically) challenged Abortion - Near-Life Experience Alcoholic - Anti-Sobriety Activist Alive - temporarily metabolically abled. An Immigrant - a newcomer Assassination - involuntary term limitation Bald - comb-free Bald - folically independent Bald - follicularly challenged. Battle Fatigued - shellshocked Blind - optically darker Blind - photonically non-receptive Blind - visually challenged Body Odor - nondiscretionary fragrance. Broken Down Automobile - mechanically challenged Broken Home - Dysfunctional Family Bum - Displaced Homeowner Bum - Homeless Person Bum - Involuntarily Domiciled Cannibalism - Intra-Species Dining Censorship - Selective Speech Cheating - Academic Dishonesty China - Porcelain Chronically Late - Temporarily Challenged Clumsy - uniquely coordinated Commercial Fisherman - Flipper Whipper Computer Illiterate - Technologically Challenged Corpse - Perman
Politically Correct ... Ha Ha Ha
POLITICALLY CORRECT 2007 Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans, Arkansasians and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to us as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore ...... HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VER
Political Science For Dummies
Political Science for Dummies DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICANISM You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain. AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when o
Police Women
Policewoman A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over. The police officer who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde. She asked for the blonde's driver's license. The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?' Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!" The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom. She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman. The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
Police Stormed In As The Place Was Being Built
Everybody showed up on monday afternoon and began to make a bar for the place. some sowed up with saws to make the bar with the wood donated. there was no carpenter around so everyone improvised. the bar was rough and we painted it black since it was the only paint we had. We loved it. The bar was just being assembled and most woodboard had not been nailed yet, when an police truck arrived with at least 25 policemen and police women. they stormed in, since the door was open and asked us to see our licences and permits. we laughed since the place had not oficially opened and we were still building. they said they had gotten calls that satanic kids were in the place and looked for drugs which they didn't find. one policeman began to check under the bar with a flashlight and we warned him that the bar was not stable and that it would fall on his head if moved since it hadn't been nailed in yet. pic of part of the bar. we all laughed and they just threaten us that if they
Police Comment Transcriptions
Police Comment Transcriptions The following 15 Police Comments were taken from actual police car videos around the country... #15. "Relax; the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile." #14. "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." #13. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." #12. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case you didn't know, that¹s the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun." #11. "So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?" #10. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?" #9. "Warning? You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." #8. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Is Micke
Politics Explained
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to hi
Politics Explained
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense." So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his
Political Correctness
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED" 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." 11. She d
The Police Have Left...
they found the couple.... a family violence report is being done.... the guy's Mom is coming to pick him up. The couple have been dating for 2 years...and were on the verge of splitting up. I am soooo very glad that that is over. I hope that I may find peace in my apartment from less banging around in the future. If there is a future for that couple, I do hope and pray that it may be on peaceful grounds.... Now, maybe I can have that nap that I was longing for???? K
Political Stance
You are a Social Liberal (80% permissive)and an... Economic Liberal (5% permissive)You are best described as a: Socialist Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online DatingAlso: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
Politicos
TODAY IS A VERY GOOD DAY FOR AMERICA~~ THE GOVERNMENT HAD BEEN HI- JACKED AND NOW AT LEAST THERE BETTER BE SOME ACCOUNTABILITY BUSH IS NOT KING HE IS PRESIDENT AND NEEDED TO FOLLOW THE LAWS. WE CAN BE PROTECTED FOLLOWING OUR LAWS AS WRITTEN ANY BS BY BUSH AND HIS MINIONS WAS JUST BS. THE EXECUTIVE BRANCH WAS DRUNK WITH POWER. IF BUSH AND HIS MINIONS WERE SO WORRIED ABOUT PROTECTING US WHY WAS HE WILLING TO SELL THE PORTS TO A DUBAI COMPANY(clue!!!corporate money) AND WHY DO WE HAVE THE HUGE GAPING HOLES IN OUR BORDERS. WHILE DRUGS, DRUG DEALERS AND TONS OF POTENTIAL TERRORISTS HAVE ENTERED THE CONTINENTAL US. REMEMBER THE BS BUSH AND HIS MINIONS ABOUT FIGHTING THE TERRORISTS OVER IN IRAQ!!~~ CLUELESS THEY ARE/WERE. BUT GUESS WHAT THIS WAR COST BILLIONS OF TAX DOLLARS AND 3000 AMERICAN LIVES AND 30,000 INJURED AMERICANS. BUT DON'T FORGET THIS. TONS OF MONEY SENT TO IRAQ IS MISSING AND UNACCOUNTED FOR AND THE CORPORATE AMERICAN COMPANIES INVOLVED OVER THERE HAVE FILLED THEIR
Police Officer Trouble.
POLICE OFFICER A police officer was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable. Taped firmly across his pubic hair were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn't come off easily. Written in large black letters was the sentence. "Get well quick..... from the nurse you gave a ticket to last week."
Political Shifts And Pagan Rights
as found on: http://www.witchvox.com/va/dt_va.html?a=usmi&c=words&id=11305 Democrats Take Congress: What Does the News Mean for the Pagan Community? Author: Emrys Posted: November 12th. 2006 Times Viewed: 1,886 On November 7th, Americans all across the nation exercised their constitutional right to vote, and this ushered in a resounding change for our nation. According to CNN, the Cable News Network, control of the nation has shifted hue from red to blue, with the current numbers being 228 Democrats in the House, and 50 in the Senate, which includes two independents, who are caucusing with the Democratic Party. This year counted as my first election, having just turned 18 a few weeks ago. I made sure to vote carefully, taking special care to vote the issues, not the parties. I voted mostly blue, but that’s not to say I’m a partisan player. I realize that for anything to get done in Congress, we need a balanced legislature. However, I also realize that The Democrat
Police Solve "grey Train Robbery"
Thu Nov 16, 9:51 AM ET Two elderly women whose pictures were plastered across newspapers Thursday after they were caught on camera stealing a bag at a railway station have turned themselves in. Police said the women admitted the offence and have received an official caution in a case variously dubbed the "Grey Train Robbery" and "Gran Larceny." The women contacted police after the case received blanket media coverage under headlines such as "Nans on the Run" and "Artful Codgers." A security camera image released by police showed two silver-haired women, in their 60s or 70s, wearing knee-length skirts, white blouses and overcoats at Sunderland station. Police had appealed for help in finding the women after a student's bag was stolen from a station platform. "(They) have handed themselves in," police said in a statement. "They have subsequently been interviewed and have admitted the offence. Both have received police cautions."
Police Save Thieves From Sticky Escape Route
Police save thieves from sticky escape route Fri Nov 24, 6:20 AM ET Two thieves on the run in Germany made light work for their pursuers when they tried to flee across a drained pond and got stuck so fast in mud they had to be helped out by police. "They probably thought the pond looked dry and that it would be a handy shortcut," a spokesman for police in the eastern city of Chemnitz said Wednesday. "But they got totally stuck." Having released the men from the sludge, po
Politics Of Sorrow
What happened before Only repeats on Your memory screen The things you’ve Gone without Whether lost Or never found Linger inside Taking crazy For a drive If it could Only be This Or had gone Another way You would still Be yourself You’d be Living this day It occurred For a reason Take that as You may If you can Find trust It resets Life’s game
Police Crash
Polish Divorce
Polish divorce A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: LAWYER: "Have you any grounds?" POLE: "JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home." LAWYER: "No," I mean what is the foundation of this case?" POLE: "It made of concrete." LAWYER: “Is she a nagger?” POLE: “No. She is a white woman.” LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?" POLE: "No, we have carport, and not need one." LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?" POLE: "All my relations still in Poland." LAWYER: "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" POLE: "Ja, we have hi- fidelity stereo set and good DVD play
Politics Test
thanks to feldar for posting this as a blog You are a Social Liberal (60% permissive) and an... Economic Liberal (21% permissive) You are best described as a: Democrat Link: The Politics Test on OkCupid Free Online DatingAlso: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test
Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS And furthermore.. HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not
~~politically Correct Holiday Greeting~~
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The 12 Politically Correct Days Of Christmas ;)
On the 2th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consenting adult, monogamous relationship gave to me: TWELVE males reclaiming their inner warrior through ritual drumming, ELEVEN pipers piping (plus the 8-member pit orchestra made up of members in good standing of the Musicians Equity Union as called for in their union contract even though they will not be asked to play a note), TEN melanin deprived testosterone-poisoned scions of the patriarchal ruling class system leaping, NINE persons engaged in rhythmic self-expression, EIGHT economically disadvantaged female persons stealing milk-products from enslaved Bovine-Americans, SEVEN endangered swans swimming on federally protected wetlands, SIX enslaved Fowl-Americans producing stolen non-human animal products, FIVE golden symbols of culturally sanctioned enforced domestic incarceration, (NOTE: after members of the Animal Liberation Front threatened to throw r
Police Pull Man From Toilet Waste Tank
A US man was arrested after a teenage girl saw him staring up at her from a cesspit below a toilet seat. Police pulled the 45-year-old from the waste tank under a public toilet at a beauty spot in Albany, New Hampshire. Captain Jon Hebert, of the Carroll County Sheriff's Department, said firefighters hosed the man down before police handcuffed him. "We had to decontaminate him. We treated him as if he were hazardous material," he told the Union Leader. "I started this business in 1980, and I have never in my career encountered anybody in this type of situation." The man, from Gardiner, Maine, was arrested in the White Mountain National Forest after the 14-year-old girl's parents called the police. Police said the door to the waste tank was locked so he must have gone in through the toilet. He was wearing waders. Police charged the man with criminal trespass, and say he could face more charges.
Politics And Jokes
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall. The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Befor
A Politically Correct Christmas Story
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck... How to live in a world that's politically correct? His workers no longer would answer to "Elves". "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves. And labour conditions at the North Pole were alleged by the union to stifle the soul. Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety, Released to the wilds by the Humane Society. And equal employment had made it quite clear That Santa had better not use just reindeer. So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid! The runners had been removed from his sleigh; The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A. And people had started to call for the cops When they heard sled noises on their rooftops. Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened. His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened." And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows, Rudolf was suing ov
Political Science For Dummies
DEMOCRATIC You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. Barbara Streisand sings for you. REPUBLICANISM You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So? SOCIALIST You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow. COMMUNIST You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour. CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows. BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE You have two cows. Under the new farm program the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pours the milk down the drain. AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops d
Police Warning To Myspace Users This Is Important
This is an urban legend and has been going round since "2000" just do a search on those two user names and see for yourselfs.. See all the things that get posted for use to fall victims too? I check a lot of things out.. including missing children yes tons of those are urban legends too.. if you have doubts check out the information! Peace and love everyone _________________________________ POLICE WARNING TO MYSPACE USERS THIS IS IMPORTANT STATE POLICE WARNING (NOT A JOKE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please read this.....I hope that all of my Friends Post this and help keep our myspace friends safe. State police warning for online: Please read this "very carefully"..then send it out to all the people online that you know. Something like this is nothing to be taken casually; this is something you DO want to pay attention to. If a person with the screen-name of jokerkid613/Ja$on MoNeY contacts you, do not reply. DO NOT talk to this person; do not answer any of his/her instan
Political Profile
I really thought that this was interesting because it broke it down by different thoughts, besides just the overall perspective - social, personal responsibility, fiscal, ethics, and the defense & crime. It is no surprise that I am 100% conservative on the latter because of my studies I have had in criminal justice. I always knew that I wasn't 100% conservative, although I tended to lean to the republican vote at times. Your Political Profile: Overall: 55% Conservative, 45% Liberal Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You? What is your political perspective???
Police
A Friend of mine has told me that the police are starting to view people on cherrytap...and if you are posting certain things..they..may stop by and try to talk to you...so be careful who you talk to anymore...they are around. just letting all my friends and fam know that... So if you get any odd emails...or something be careful Please repost for all your friends
The Police
Polictical
I really hate to become polictical on this web site, but 20,000 more troops to Iraq. Can anyone tell me what are we trying to accomplish. 20,000 troops are not enough to take over a country, its just enough to prolong the war. Thoughts please....
Politically Correct
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, North Carolinians, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians, and some from Va as well, will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS. And furthermore: HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." ___________________________________________________________ HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He i
The Polite Parrot
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude and was constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, anything he could think of to try and set a good example-but nothing worked. He yelled at the bird and the bird got worse. He shook the bird and the bird got more angry and more rude. Finally, in a moment of desperation, David put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming-then suddenly there was quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out onto David's extended arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and I ask your forgiveness. I will endeavor to correct my behavior. David was astonish
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Politics
When they all turn us into cretins, the government will have an easy task.A large campaign of cretinisation is on its way. The government singularly absent opens the gas stations and everyone goes to the beach. The minister made a perfectly empty allocution which sent the country to sleep again. The population, is already for a long time divided into two clans, the "included" and the "excluded". First being expected to make live the seconds. The leaders are surrounded on purpose by clowns, mediocre people and swindlers to be avenged for their past humiliations.I still preserve a certain admiration for these amoral characters , protected by an iron contempt for all those who serve them. There are no politicians likely to replace the others. As soon as one of them dares to leave the common place, he passes to trap.
~~politicians And Their Promises~~
Once they cross the Potomac, they friggin forget the will of their constituents....
Politically Correct Statements
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY." 2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN." 3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS." 4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION." 5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION." 6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants
Politically Correct
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK" or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST PROVIDER." HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. He does not
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