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The Prettiest Plus Size Cherrytap Lady Contest Is Now Open
The Prettiest Plus Size Cherrytap Lady Contest is NOW OPEN. Come vote for the prettiest lady. Please follow the rules and have fun. Contest Rules 1. You My Bomb Yourself 2. No Auto Bombing 3. No Down rating 4. Judges may only wish eveyone good luck other then that no comments Contest will run from Just 21th @ 4:30 pm est an run until THURS. June 28th @ 6pm est... the 2 with the most comments and 1 with the most rates will move on to the judges and the winner will be picked by them. Prize will a BIG PIMPIN GIFT Morph, Trophy, and tag made by Fireman... Meet the ladies and vote vote vote "angelsmakemistakes2" "AnGeL SomeWhAt CorRuPteD" "Kissheart1962" "Cherokee Angel" "lady tigress" "bellakitty2" "maggie" "becbec" "short and sweet" "Missy" "Mz. PhattyGurL" "Baby"

Prettiest Plus Size Cherry Tap Lady
hey guys i am in this contest and i would like fo ryou to go and rate and comment on my pic i am really far behind. please do this as a favor to me and i will return it later. http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=241913&i=3446585928 this is the link for the photo

Pretendeavor: In Reference To A Sinking Ship
Oh my god, hand us down our ribbons. you death defier you. Far from fear, we are. adrift and gone. after the fallout, after a million miles. Adrift is the reason for the rain and we're in the undertow. Stop dancing around, in stories untold The mind has conquered the whole heart. Sewing the insecure thread of reason. I'll burn what it takes. Drown what it takes, We're not going down with this ship. I burned 41 hills for the love of academic ability. that exceeds the love of search for the truth. We comprehend a massive array.

Pretend This Poem Is Me, And I Am With You!
Pretend this poem is me, and I am with you; I hold you in the circle of my fire. Come into me, and time and space will vanish, You and I alone, joined at the root. There is a special room where I am with you; I close the door and you are in my arms. You become my skin, my self, my world, Till I go back to sleep in lonely darkness. So we defeat the miles and months between us; We make love in our hearts if not in touch. You are more to me in hope and passion Than any man who brushes by my day.

Pretend Angels Sit On Your Shoulder
an angel on my shoulder sings a song so sweet that, the demon deep within can find nothing from which to feed.a numb yet cold feeling like 1000 tiny blades slicing at my insides but still, i feel no pain. a lack of what im missing.when nothing goes my way and yet i keep on trying.try i hear her say ,this angel on my shoulder .why go and lose your way.why go and surrender. when greatness you can make. ok so i hear no angel and, i do feel pain. maybe i like it but, ill never say the demon deep within me has feed on many things. from the feelings that i love to the ones that break me down. it screams and shouts to no end but, try as i might i cant silence him. so i deal with it and go on my way and keep on trying like, ill pretend an angel says. why would i surrender i may not be great but i know i wont be nothing and, i know im not that blank. i know ive got this feeling that i will make a change. a change for the better in a world thats scared of change. "to fear it is to let

Pretty Vacant
Theres no point in asking us youll get no reply Oh just remenber a dont decide I got no reason its all too much Youll always find us Out to lunch ! Oh were so pretty oh so pretty vacant But now and we dont care Dont ask us to attend cos were not all there Oh dont pretend cos I dont care I dont believe illusions cos too much is real So stop your cheap comment Cos we know what we feel Were pretty pretty vacant Were pretty pretty vay-cunt And we dont care

The Pretty Gorilla
What lies under Nicos story? Under her story lies death. She lost her father during world war 2. Alan Delon was a fatherfigure. But he was never there. Nico knew Delon was not the father of her child. She made a fake lifestory. By living between the two possibilites (Delon and his lookalike) her history is covered up. By going for Dylan in 1964 the confusion of her story was total. Brian Jones was the only person who could fully understand her problem, he was therefore the only threat to her life. His first girlfriend had lied about him being the father of her child. It had been this that made him start his group. Brian was the real creator of the 60's. The moment she met him in early 1965 his fate was sealed. By hiding Brian Jones away from our history so is ours.

"pretty Boys Are Ur Typical Guys"
"Pretty boys" Are you typical guy all around reguardless what there skin color is and thats inculding the ones that wear uniform its for their job or not.. and inculding the ones that are in the military inculding all branches in the military as well. From what i was told my hmgirl they all want one thing is piece of ass regaurdless and once they get that you don't even hear from most of them from what my homegirl said since she dated one thats all he kept saying was " when can i get laid" and when she found that out she knew right of way she was a pretty boy and just was dispointed and just quit talking to him and she was dispointed because he wasn't interested in anything else.. And she said that all she wanted a nice guy not a pretty boy.. A Man with a brain on his shoulders proves it as well, and NOT USE HIS DICK AS HIS BRAIN. She also said all pretty boys are all bull-shiters as well nothing more then that. So if ur not one then prove it if not then thats not her problem or

Pretty Nifty
Satis Peace-loving and tolerant, receptive to wealth, analytical and science-minded, tender towards those who are not ignorant, can sometimes be angry. Colors: male: deep red, female: deep blueCompatible Signs: Amon-Ra, Set Dates: Jan 1 - Jan 7, Jun 19 - Jun 28, Sep 1 - Sep 7, Nov 18 - Nov 26 Role: Goddess who protected the sources of the Nile and goddess of the cataract at the border of Egypt and NubiaAppearance: A woman wearing the white crown of Upper Egypt with antelope horns on the sides.Sacred animal: antelope What is Your Egyptian Zodiac Sign?Designed by CyberWarlock of Warlock's Quizzles and Quandaries

Pretty Tied Up
We come home after the movies, the teasing we inflicted on each other while we tried to watch the movie was fantastic in the worst way. I could smell your scent in the car all the way home. I know for a fact you are soaked between your legs. You walk in the door and I follow you, the door closes behind me, I barely have it locked before you spin me around and push me against the door and kissing me deeply and passionately, ripping at my clothes to get them off. I hoist you up off the ground and your legs lock around me as I walk to the bedroom. I gently lay you on the bed and you break our kiss to whisper in my ear “Let me up, I will be RIGHT back.” I do as you ask, while you are gone, I finish removing the rest of my clothes, you return and I lay on my side, my head propped up on my hand, my other, at full attention from the ravaging you just inflicted on me. From behind your back, you reveal two silk wraps and a blindfold. I smile excitedly as you throw them at me. My look goes from

Pretty Deep... Just Think About It
A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like." The Lord led the holy man to two doors. He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water. The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful, but because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths. The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering. The Lord said, "You have seen Hell." They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the firs t one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew w

Pretty
PRETTIEST MOM Once you have been hit, you have to hit 5 pretty Moms. If you get hit again, You will know you are REALLY pretty! So hit 5 pretty moms on your friends list to let them know they are pretty! Before I was a Mom I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces whe

Pretty F'ing Sad
Ya'know... It's pretty fu-king sad that I can't even PAY someone to come help and support my lette, Paganchild1979 in her contest. She wants and deserves a damn Happy Hour. Whenever ANY ONE of our mutual friends has been in a contest she is the one who puts all her time and effort into bombing that person. No matter who it is!!! So where the F are these people now???????? It's getting awful goddamn sad and it's truly pathetic that people find it entertaining (to say the least) to just use her for her kindness when they need someone, but they never repay the favor. Where do you people get off? (Not everyone, but the few I'm talking about know who they are) I will not stoop so low as to name names... I'm pretty sure that the one's that this is targeted to know who they are, and if they have any type of conscious about them, they'd see where I'm coming from. I cannot honestly say that I have been there for everyone who has needed help with contests. I work weekends third

Pretty Cool, Huh?
Two Stories - you have to read both! STORY NUMBER ONE Many years ago, Al Capone virtually owned Chicago. Capone wasn't famous for anything heroic. He was notorious for enmeshing the windy city in everything from bootlegged booze and prostitution to murder. Capone had a lawyer nicknamed 'Easy Eddie.' He was Capone's lawyer for a good reason. Eddie was very good! In fact, Eddie's skill at legal maneuvering kept Big Al out of jail for a long time.To show his appreciation, Capone paid him very well. Not only was the money big, but also, Eddie got special dividends. For instance, he and his family occupied a fenced-in mansion with live-in help and all of the conveniences of the day. The estate was so large that it filled an entire Chicago city block. Eddie lived the high life of the Chicago mob and gave little consideration to the atrocity that went on around him. Eddie did have one soft spot, however. He had a son that he loved dearly. Eddie saw to it that his young son had clothe

Pretendful Wish
Your voice is as soft as silk and could sooth the most fretful baby to sleep. I can only dream of hearing from you those three words that would change my world. Your eyes, liquid pleasure that could quench the thirst of the driest desert----and see right through to the darkest pits of my soul. Your arms remind me of my favorite winter coat so soft and warm and I long to have them around me in the way a lover holds his destiny---- not his friend. You have the hands of a heroe, strong as steel that are trained and more than capable of saving the life of a stranger..... I would walk through fire just to feel you run them through my hair. Your heart is unreachable, as least for me, it must be the safest place of all because you protect it well. I would give up all that I have and all that I am just for the chance to lay my head on your chest and listen to the secrets your heart holds as it beats......................and pretend just for one night that you love me.

Pretty Lady Contest!!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Pretty Lady Contest!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Pretty Lady Contest Updated!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Pretty Lady Of Fubar Contest Needs 1 More Lady To Join!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Pretty F'in Bored
So, Shawn is watching Dexter. I love that show. I just don't feel like watching tv at the moment. Maybe I'll play with my digi. Sadly, this computer does not have the correct driver for my camera, but I can go to the library tomorrow. And I still have my camera phone.. *shrugs* who knows

Pretty Lady Contest Now Open!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 1 comments! 4th lady is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Pretty Lady Contest Updates!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 1 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 1 comments! 4th lady is...... with 1 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Pretty Lady Score Updates Are......
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 448 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 273 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 131 comments! 4th lady is...... with 1 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Pretty Lady Contest Updated!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 448 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 273 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 131 comments! 4th lady is...... with 1 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 1 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Pretty Lady Scores Updated
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 966 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 474 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 458 comments! 4th lady is...... with 43 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 22 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 3 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Pretty Lady Contest Scores Updated!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 2000 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 620 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 474 comments! 4th lady is...... with 55 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 22 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 3 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Pretty Lady Contest Updates Wow ....
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 2256 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 1077 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 702 comments! 4th lady is...... with 55 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 23 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 4 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 2 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * AnGeLs Of MeRcY BoMb SqUaD~ * ~@ fubar

Pretty Lady Contest Scores Are....
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 2284 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 1520 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 714 comments! 4th lady is...... with 55 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 23 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 4 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 2 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ *

Pretty Lady Contest Updated On Scores
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 2284 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 1654 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 714 comments! 4th lady is...... with 55 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 39 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 29 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 20 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 14 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * An

Pretty Lady Contest Score Updates
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 2293 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 1748 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 714 comments! 4th lady is...... with 80 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 62 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 48 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 20 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 18 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * An

Pretty Lady Scores!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 2293 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 2098 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 714 comments! 4th lady is...... with 80 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 62 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 48 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 20 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 18 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of~ * An

Pretty Lady Contest Updates
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 2390 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 2293 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 714 comments! 4th lady is...... with 80 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 62 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 48 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 20 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 18 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR Of

Pretty Lady Scores Are
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 2771 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 2684 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 717 comments! 4th lady is...... with 349 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 107 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 63 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 22 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 19 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoU

Pretty Lady Score Updates!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 3522 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 2874 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 720 comments! 4th lady is...... with 376 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 107 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 63 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 37 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 22 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR

Pretty Lady Score Updates Are...
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 3812 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 3443 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 720 comments! 4th lady is...... with 376 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 107 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 63 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 37 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 22 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR

Pretty Lady Scores Are.....:)
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 3939 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 3833 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 720 comments! 4th lady is...... with 435 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 107 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 63 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 42 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 22 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDeR

Pretty Lady Score Updates
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 5500 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 5457 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 720 comments! 4th lady is...... with 549 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 107 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 69 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 48 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 37 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDe

Pretty Please With Sugar...
I could really use some help in this giveaway... 95,000 comments is alot :) I'll do my best to try and return everything that you do :) Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m Thanks so much:) This nice lady is in a contest for a HH and could use some help too :) And all though this is the same giveaway i'm in this lady haas been dropping comments on me and i'd really like to help her out as well :D Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics from S e x i l u v . c o m

Pretty Lady Scores
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 5552 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 5519 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 720 comments! 4th lady is...... with 635 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 118 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 69 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 48 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 37 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUnDe

Pretty Lady Contest Is Over Tommorrow!
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 6611 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 5766 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 726 comments! 4th lady is...... with 708 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 118 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 69 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 48 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 37 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~ FoUn

Pretty Lady Scores
Pretty Lady of Fubar Contest! I need woman for this contest! 1st lady is...... with 6830 comments! 2nd Lady is...... with 5825 comments! 3rd Lady is...... with 726 comments! 4th lady is...... with 711 comments! 5th Lady is...... with 118 comments! 6th Lady is...... with 69 comments! 7th Lady is...... with 48 comments! 8th Lady is...... with 37 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! Rates + Comments = Total 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 10/20 thur 10/26 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~*~AnGeLHeArT~*~~*~ ILLINOIS GOD MOTHER~*~ Founder Of

Pretending
Gotta Love A Song That Can Sum Up Your Situations So Well... Makes Ya Think... Makes Ya Mad... Makes Ya Wonder... How Many Pretenders Are There Out There? Or Are We All? THE PRETENDER Keep you in the dark You know they all pretend. Keep you in the dark And so it all began... Send in your skeletons, Sing as their bones go marching in...again The need you buried deep. The secrets that you keep are at the ready... Are you ready? I'm finished making sense. Done pleading ignorance That whole...defense. Spinning infinity, boy. The wheel is spinning me. It's never-ending, never-ending Same old story. What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays? You're the pretender. What if I say I will never surrender? What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays? You're the pretender. What if I say that I'll never surrender? In time our soul untold, I'm just another soul

Pretend "hero"
My friend "can't say who" under threat of deleation! such a sweetheart!, just had a problem with a Wannabe Hero! "I'm in War Hero" type of guy.... you know the type! I have been there and done that! One thing I learned a Looong time ago is that Women are a precious gift to Man and not to take that for granted! If this Character is REALLY in "HERO", he was taught to respect others! If he has a MOTHER, SHE SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT HIM!!!!!!! I'm sorry if I am Venting! I despise "HEROS" that claim things they aren't! If a "HERO" like that ever came across someone who was "there" he should run... WE KNOW who you are! So "HERO" when you "COME BACK FROM THE SANDBOX" come see me.... we can "CHAT" about your "HEROISM"!

A Pretty Good Joke
An Amish farmer and his son are visiting the big city for the first time. The old man is in the lobby of a skyscraper and sees two metallic doors that slide open revealing a small room behind. He watches as a fat old lady walks up to the doors presses a button beside it, and steps inside. The doors close behind her. Then a minute later the doors open again. However gone is the fat old lady and out steps a young blonde beauty! The old man stands there stunned, speechless! Then quietly he whispers to his boy "Son... go fetch your mother..."

Pretty Boys.
There's a guy who's name I won't mention *coughJETSONcough* who thinks himself to be a pretty boy. I mean, yea, he's cute, but his attitude sucks. I gave him some cheek and basically made out to be the only girl who didn't fall under the spell of his pretty boy eyes. The pussy whip blocked me. It's just amazing how people who depend so much on their looks to get attention, drown the minute someone rebells from them and what everyone else thinks. It's weak, and it's what I try and portray in my poetry. After this guy, I think there'll be something dedicated to him. Lol. Fucking pussy.

Pretty Pissed
right now im pretty mad cause when it comes too people need help leveling up im the first or one of the people that comes and tries too help with even thinking if i should or not. But when it comes too me needing help and asking for i get one person and only one person that comes too help me when i needed it soo im just wondering why no one can take a few mins. outta there day to go too someones page and rate something...........

Pretty Pleaseee
I was wondering if nobody is using their Fubucks at this moment if maybe u could donate some to poor lil ole me! I wont use them on alcohol or cigarettes.... I was actually thinkin with a lil help from my friends I could be on a spotlight in like a year from now! So I can shovel some snow, or do some landscaping and uhhh...thats about all the talents I have lol But anyway....So instead of buying a gift if u can send me a few bucks that would be awesome! Thanks bunches anything helps! Luvz ya, ~Cindy

Pretty Pussy Contest
No this is a cat contest and no your cunt contest. Trust me 90% of those on Fubar look like old raggit baseball gloves. What this contest is for is to Judge to see who has the prettiest Pussy Cat. Rules: 1. Vote as much as you like during the month. 2. Vote Honestly 3. Tell your friends to Vote. 4. Your cat submissions has to be your cat and not a famous one. 5. You can submit your cat doing anything as long as he maybe considered pretty. Now to get your kitty submited send me an email saying enter my Kitty then in the email tell me which picture to rip. Your cat picture must be in your photo album and must be ripable. For 30 days I will take submissions. Then on January 1st the contest begins. The contest ends on the last day of January and The Kitty with the most comments wins.

Prettiest Christmas Tree
THE PRETTIEST CHRISTMAS TREE CONTEST !!! WE NEED 20 CONTESTANTS...THIS CONTEST STARTS 12.12.07 5pm - 12.22.07 5pm..THE DRAWING DATE WILL BE THE 21ST AT 5 PM AND WILL BE HELD IN CLUB NV THERE WILL ALSO BE UPDATES ANNOUNCED IF NEED BE THROUGHOUT THE WEEK BY DJ ENVII IN THE LOUNGE..CONTESTANTS PLEASE REPORT TO DJ Envii AND ALSO REPORT TO PASTOR CHOCOLATE BUNNY.. RULES 1. PICTURE MUST BE ABLE TO BE RIPPED, AS THEY WILL BE RIPPED INTO OUR PHOTO SECTION TO BE JUDGED BY THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS THAT EACH ONE GETS. 2. ALL CONTESTANTS MUST HAVE A SALUTE.. 3. MUST RATE THE HOST..YOU CAN FAN AND ADD IF YOU WANT.. 4. NO CHEATING WILL BE ALLOWED OR TOLERATED. YOU WILL BE DROPPED FROM THE CONTEST. 5. NO DOWN RATING!! YOU CAN RATE IF YOU WANT TO BUT THAT WON’T COUNT..THE AMOUNT OF COMMENTS YOU GET COUNTS.. 6.SELF BOMBING AND FAMILY IS ALLOWED. 7. IN CASE OF A TIE, THE PRIZES WILL BE SPLIT.. 8. MUST VISIT THE LOUNGE A FEW TIMES OUT THE WEEK.. 9. NO RACI

Pretentious
Pretentious here I stand, against the light Savior or maybe maker neither seems quite right Just self aware enough to know I will never understand The void that is self and the self I lost to the void Tested and secure except for myself Follow the road home, but it never leads back So losing my way, second to come last to go With no shelter to be found, all is the same I've been here before, but can't find the way that I came Before I don't remember why I stand prententious, alone against the light With no objective, well maybe deicide's on my mind Lay down the wall, so everyone's free to die I stand prententious, the deity is inside Leaking out are thoughts, feelings and desire A sieve to my soul, leaves nothing to consider That opens the door, for no gods no heroes To save the light, a world to be envied Now remember why, for all of time I stand prententious, alone against the light With no objective, well maybe deicide's on my mind Lay down the wall, so

Pretty Good Joke
Sven and Ole are walking down the street and there, lying in the yard, is a large dog giving himself a "very selective and localized" bath. Sven said, "Boy, I sure wish I could do that." Ole said, "Vell, you vant me to hold him for you.?"

A Pretty Song
Mad World by Tears For Fears All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, worn out faces Bright and early for their daily races Going nowhere, going nowhere And their tears are filling up their glasses No expression, no expression Hide my head I want to drown my sorrow No tommorow, no tommorow And I find it kind of funny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which I'm dying Are the best I've ever had I find it hard to tell you 'Cos I find it hard to take When people run in circles It's a very, very Mad World Children waiting for the day they feel good Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday Made to feel the way that every child should Sit and listen, sit and listen Went to school and I was very nervous No one knew me, no one knew me Hello teacher tell me what's my lesson Look right through me, look right through me

A Pretty Face
a pretty face what good is it really ? does it mean you will never be unhappy or never have your heart broke by someone ? does it mean you will never love someone who will love back? no it does not it doesn't mean your perfect no one is . it doesn't guarantee happiness or love or you will live happily ever after no one is no matter who you are. life never guarantee's anything to anyone. so what does a pretty face get you ? it makes you miss trustful ( of men )because you never really no if like you because of the person you are or because you have a pretty face or will say just anything to get you in bed ? and it's not just the men some women are just as bad thay don't want you as a friend because of there own incurity's are afrade you will still there husband or boyfriend . a pretty face is nothing special because life deals us all from the same deck we all have our own problem we have to deal with . so no matter who you are or what you look like we all have our cross's to bare . no

A Pretty Good Joke
A small town was having a problem. Squirrels had invaded four churches in the town. Each church tried different ways to get rid of them. The Baptists decided to wait until the squirrels wandered into the baptistry and then they would close the lid and trap them. But the squirrels were too fast for them and they ran away only to return the next day. The Methodists decided that they could not do anything to harm God's creatures and so they did nothing. Squirrels overran them. The Presbyterians decided they would catch the squirrels and take them out into the country and release them, whicn they did. However, a few days later the squirrels found their way back. The Catholics took a different approach. They baptised the squirrels and made them members of the congregation. Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.

Pretty F-cked Up...
I stole this from Matt's blog. Yes, I admit it...but he steals my underwear. I'm not quite sure of the publish date on this, Matt had it for back in October I believe, but the timing of this makes no difference to the validity of the article. By Rush Limbaugh: I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million. If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of whi

The Prettiest Star
"The Prettiest Star" Cold fire, you've got everything but cold fire You will be my rest and peace child I moved up to take a place near you So tired, it's the sky that makes you feel tired It's a trick to make you see wide It can all but break your heart in pieces Staying back in your memory Are the movies in the past How you moved is all it takes To sing a song of when I loved The Prettiest Star One day though it might as well be someday You and I will rise up all the way All because of what you are The Prettiest Star One day though it might as well be someday You and I will rise up all the way All because of what you are The Prettiest Star

The Pretender
The Pretender Keep you in the dark You know they all pretend Keep you in the dark And so it all began Send in your skeletons Sing as their bones come marching in...again They need you buried deep The secrets that you keep are at the ready Are you ready? I'm finished making sense Done pleading ignorance That whole...defense Spinning infinity, boy The wheel is spinning me It's never-ending, never-ending Same old story What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays You're the pretender What if I say I will never surrender? What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays You're the pretender What if I say that I'll never surrender? In time our soul untold I'm just another soul for sale... oh, well The page is out of print We are not permanent We're temporary, temporary Same old story What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another

A Pretty Smile
"Such a pretty smile," you say, "you look so happy." I force another smile as I say, "Thank you." Thinking to myself, "Well, the smile has fooled another one." Going through life for so long with the pretty smile just to avoid the questions that hurt so much. If I keep smiling on the outside, maybe you won't see the pain on the inside. Maybe you won't see that on the inside I just want to crawl away and die. Perhaps you won't see my soul wilting like a neglected flower.....each day, becoming more and more brittle. Wanting so bad for the pretty outward smile to convince the hardened soul that happiness will come. But it never comes. The only thing that comes is more pain. Forcing me to build my protective wall even stronger than before. But I'll keep smiling on the outside and crying on the inside. A way of life for me.

Pretty Little Lies
You say you'll always love me Funny how you can love others And yet you can't even love yourself You pour your heart out to me with ease Almost as easily as your blood and tears pour when you're alone You say you'll always be there for me And yet every time I look around All I seem to find is dust covered photos of better days Days when you really were within reach But now I can't find a trace of them or you You say I'm the only one you see How can you truly see me with those cold, lonely eyes Eyes that sting with pain and hatred of all things love You see through me to those who have caused your pain You've never seen me because in me you can only see them You smile at me with the sweetest lips the world has seen But behind it you grit your teeth in anguish and disgust I see the blood on your lips from you biting your tongue Its all you can do as you try to force out these words Forcing out your pretty little lies

Pretty Sly For A Short Guy
My own rendition of Offsprings Pretty Fly for a White Guy done by Horny, the unknown 8th dwarf, singing about getting it on with Snow White. Enjoy And by the way, if you enjoyed the song, refer some people to the post. I like to hear comments on my work. Pretty Sly for a Short Guy Give it to me baby, Hi Ho Hi Ho Give it to me baby, Hi Ho Hi Ho Give it to me baby, Hi Ho Hi Ho And all the other dwarves think Im sly for a short guy Uno dos tres cuatro cinco cinco seis Our mine's have had a fair share of pussy in the past But they were all whores and we tired of 'em fast Then along comes a princess, whos runnin from this queen She gets a bed and breakfast and all she does is clean So guys dont get mad, Ive gotta be bad Im gonna spank her ass and make her call me dad Gonna play her field, wrapped up in a shield I hope it dont brake, child supports at stake I might just flip her, bet shes a double dipper Bend her over and say I fucked your little sister Just grab

Pretty Ricky-get You Wet
Bet if i suck on dat pussy dat'll get you wet An rub my hand on dat clit dat'll get you wet And rub my tounge down ya neck dat'll get you wet bet if i suck on dem tities bet dat'll get you wet I wanna lick you up(baby) I wanna lick you down(baby) I wanna make you scream(baby) I wanna make you shout(baby) I wanna put it in yo guts(baby) I wanna make you nut(baby) cuz all i wanna do is, cuz all i wanna do is dont wanna fuck up ya panties you betta take em off finna play wit dat pussy till i get ya moist, I cant fuck ya when ya dry cuz dat'll turn me off if i can smell it den baby i dont put it in my mouth i wanna suck on dem tities cuz dey look soft, n do me a favor an keep ya legs uncrossed so i can lay on ya dick out boxers off got ya bitin on ya lip cause ya cant talk, and after i give you dis dick i bet i'll change ya walk an ima play wit ya clique want you ta pull it out get ya wet first den fuck ya to akoma long as ya pussy stay wet i can fuck ya how i wanna

Pretty Lyrics... My Outlook On Life
I'm pretty, what do I deserve I feel pretty, until I walk out the door I wonder when pretty's gonna bleed My monster has all the time he needs So I came home to feel ugly again Feels better alone, pretty ugly again If you come back around I may not let you in Cause I don't understand what this pretty is. You're so pretty, could I get the nerve You said, "I love you, pretty" What do I deserve I wonder if pretty's gonna waste My monster has all the time in the day So I came home to feel ugly again Feels better alone, pretty ugly again If you come back around I may not let you in Cause I don't understand what this pretty is. I wonder what pretty has to say I want to feel pretty every day I wonder what it's like to be pretty.

A Pretty New Angel
ARE THERE ANY ANGELS OUT THERE... HIT ME HEART OF FIRE UP AND THEN FAN, ADD AND RATE THESE ANGEL'S TO BECOME ONE OF THEM. LET'S KEEP IT GOING SO WE CAN ALL GET GOOD FRIENDS.... ALSO, NO YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE NO GODFATHER OR BE PAST A CERTAIN LEVAL TO BE AND ANGEL. THIS IS JUST TO MAKE GOOD FRIENDS... REMEMBER TO FAN ADD AND RATE ME AS WELL LOL!!! "Heart of Fire"~Co of E.D.F.B.~ Club FAR~ I customize pic's!!! ~?PH3NOM3N@L UNBR3@K@BL3 M3?~ CaSpEr...W.C. M.(under boss purdyfam) NO FAKE PEOPLE PLEASE!!!!I WILL BLOCK YOU’RE A** ~*Deliciously Evil*~ **Member of I.B.N** ******JUICY DEE****** Angel Eyes Club F.A.R MEMBER Special R Kay Brown Eyed Beauty~Club F.A.R. Member and Proud Official Greeter of Club F.A.R.~ ?Thyckie Thyck? Club FAR ? Baby-Gurl *FU wife to Cuppycake* ~FU- Bombers Family Manager/promotor~ BABY BLUE EYES GIRL **CLUB F.A.

Pretty
See the pretty girl, in the pretty dress. such a pretty life, such a pretty mess... prety little fingers, pretty little toes. funny that she cries, funny that she knows... pretty little lips, pretty little skin. ever such a child, she has been hurt again. In her pretty eyes, there's a deep distress. There was a pretty heartbreak that left her a pretty mess. He was a pretty rebel, he was a pretty boy. he was her pretty world, but she was his pretty toy. She loved her pretty man with all her pretty heart And on the day he left her, it tore her heart apart. Now our pretty heroine In her pretty dress Takes up her pretty little knife and dies a pretty death.

Pretty Much Sums It Up
"...Not Forever" by Tsunami Bomb I thought that this was solid Stability and safety sitting in my hand Just take a look at your life You're all alone! Who'll be there when I need someone Count on nobody and no one will let you down I don't care, just let me go I don't need this anymore Love is not forever Friendship is not forever There is nothing set in stone You're on your own Who'll be there when I need someone Count on nobody and no one will let you down I don't care, just let me go I don't need this anymore I don't need this anymore! Dependence is followed by weakness Don't be your own hostage If I know so many Why don't they know me They don't know me Just take a look at your life You're all alone! Now I know what we're made of Confusion, Complication, and Uncertainty I thought this was real, I was wrong So I don't know Who'll be there when I need someone Count on nobody and no one will let you down I don't care, just let me go I

Pretty Sure..
..whoever stuck their face in my business, and had the audacity to judge someone they don't even know, can kiss my fucking ass. You could have come to me. You went behind my back. Now I think you're scum. The worst part is, I might have to go on being friends with your pathetic, lame existence.. because the person you so wrongly accused of not being good enough IS just that good and doesn't want me to ruin a friendship by telling me who you are. Whoever you are, consider it ruined. FUCK OFF.

Pretty Lil Blue Bird
PRETTY LITTLE BLUE BIRD Little Blue Bird so pretty in the sky. Little Blue Bird you make me high. Close my eyes and count to five. Feel the calming water, run deep inside. Fill up the ocean with all of my tears. Whisper "I Love You" forgive me, my dear. Sun is setting faster, the water so cold. Take a deep breath now...it's time to let go. Pretty Little Blue Bird high in the sky. Pretty, Pretty Blue Bird....you make me high.

Pretty Golden Things..
"Mamaaaaa!!!" My son called out "I have somethings for you" "Oh goodie!" I clapped my hands. "Where did you get them and How did you come about it? You are as broke as I am." I winked at him. "I got you this." He held out a ceramic rooster with the beak broken off. "Ahhhh lovely..just what I need! ( a cock i said in my head ) A rooster!" I said to him. He nodded his head, very serious like. His hands held behind his back. "You should put it on the red microwave." And so I shall. I kissed the broken beak of the rooster and placed it where he ...uh...suggested. "And I got you this..." And he held out a red wooden box. With chipped golden designes sprawled across the top. "Where did you go Shane christopher?" I whispered I went to the flea market with my grampa...and i saw this. And i knew you would love it. And I did. I ran my fingers over the top. I wonder where this came from...I wonder whose it was. I wonder where they got it from, and what was once nest

Pretty Sure..
I have THE best friends ever. I've been going through a really rough time and I honestly don't know how I'd get through it without them. They mean the world to me. Words can't even begin to describe how much appreciation I have for them. The support has been amazing. I mean, I always knew they were amazing but I guess it's time like these where I really see how much they care for me. They've helped me out more than they even realize. They've stood by me through some of the roughest times of my life. I'm so thankful to have people like them in my life. Oh and babe.. you've made me so happy despite of all of the crap I have to deal with. You've been there for me since day one. You always know how to put a smile on my face. I can be completely broken inside and you always find a way to pick up the pieces and fix everything. You're an incredible person and everyone's lucky to have you in their lives. That just needed to be said. ♥

"pretty Poison"
She gets your attention with her smile. She pulls you closer with her eyes. She wraps you up and keeps you there, But her world is full of lies. She's such a pretty poison. She listens to all you have to say. Makes you feel right at home. She pulls the strings to your heart, All the while, leaving you alone. She teases you with her pretty poison. She can change your mind in the blink of an eye. She can change your entire world. She can make you have to be with her, You can't live without the girl. She feeds you her pretty ppoison. She makes you live... You feed off of her alone. She makes you feel so complete, As though, without her, you are so very alone. She has filled you with her pretty poison. She takes over your heart..your mind. She takes over your soul. She leaves you feeling scared and empty. She now has complete controle. She is now keeping her pretty poison. She knew she couldn't really give you her heart. All she has to give is lust. She knew from

Pretty Much Spot On!
What Your Handwriting Says About You You are highly energetic. You are a passionate, intense, vigorous person. You are very extroverted and outgoing. You are loving, friendly, and supportive. However, you are also manipulative and controlling at times. You are extravagant, over the top, and indulgent. You set trends and influence people. You need a bit of space in your life, but you're not a recluse. You expect people to give you a small amount of privacy, and you respect their privacy as well. You are somewhat traditional, but you are also open to change. You listen to your head and your heart. You are a good communicator. You work hard to get your ideas across effectively. What Does Your Handwriting Say About You?

The Pretender
The Pretender FooFighters Keep you in the dark You know they all pretend Keep you in the dark And so it all began Send in your skeletons Sing as their bones go marching in... again The need you buried deep The secrets that you keep are at the ready Are you ready? I'm finished making sense Done pleading ignorance That whole defense Spinning infinity, boy The wheel is spinning me It's never-ending, never-ending Same old story What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays You're the pretender What if I say I will never surrender? What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays You're the pretender What if I say that I'll never surrender? In time our soul untold I'm just another soul for sale... oh, well The page is out of print We are not permanent We're temporary, temporary Same old story What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm no

Pretty Pleases And Thank Yous
Two of my FAVORITE People On or Off Fubar could use a little or ALOT of HELP of you could SPARE some time and comments for them IT would MORE than GREATLY APPRECIATED: If you are On my LIST then you KNOW LilBamaGirl she only has til the 19th to finish her BLING PACK Giveaway that she fell behind on HELPING SO MANY Other people either thru A level up or Bombing for their CONTEST or Giveaways.. And she NEVER asks for HELP BUT I WILL.. If you could SPARE even 50 or 100 comments it would help her get that much CLOSER.. AND WishfulThinking is another SELFLESS Bomber and Leveler to MANY of US.. SHe is also in a BLING PACK GIVEAWAY I am asking the SAME for her 50 or 100 comments MAKES a HUGE Difference as many of us know.. THANK YOU AND I REALLY HOPE TO SEE SOME OF YOU PITCHING IN TO HELP THESE LADIES OUT.. Lots Of Love Hot Momma

Pretty As A Pistol
Well, not all of you might find me cute or whatever but damn man, im pretty fucken hawt like it or not. Not only hawt but i can cause lots of damage to a person, just like a bullet going thru your head..Not a pretty sight huh ? Well, this is a last warning to the "players" out there...Man..u gotta try harder to crash this bitch!!..Takes alot to actually make me cry over you..Pfffftttt!!..Aahahahaha, sure i might get emotional but you know what... IT FEELS SOOOOO GOOD But as the title speaks it, i am pretty and i do get cocked and pulled!!..Piss me off and its sure your down for.. I stand my fucken ground .. and i mark my teritory *spits*.. Now *lights smoke* Any one else wanna shot at burning me down? Pretty as a Pistol bitch! Remember cuz im representin'

The Pretender
Keep you in the dark You know they all pretend Keep you in the dark And so it all began Send in your skeletons Sing as their bones go marching in... again The need you buried deep The secrets that you keep are at the ready Are you ready? I'm finished making sense Done pleading ignorance That whole defense Spinning infinity, boy The wheel is spinning me It's never-ending, never-ending Same old story What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays? You're the pretender What if I say that I'll never surrender? What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays? You're the pretender What if I say that I'll never surrender? In time or so i'm told I'm just another soul for sale... oh, well The page is out of print We are not permanent We're temporary, temporary Same old story What if I say I'm not like the others? What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays

Pretentious Self Portrait
I am the Enigma: The puzzle without solution; The solution without reason; The reason without logic; The logic without question; The question without answer. I am the Enigma. (May 26, 1994 - 1:00am)

Pretend
“Pretend” By: N.S.S Lying awake from a fitful dream. Your mind in turmoil, plotting a scheme. Eyes darting around the room. Is there a silver lining around your moon? Lying there with feelings of dread. Sometime you just wish you were dead. Tossing and turning, get back to sleep. All you can do is lay there and weep. Bolt up right, it’s the morning light. The day comes a little too bright. Slide from the bed to begin your day. Why won’t the world go away? Place the mask upon your face. Step out into the world and take your place.

Pretending To Care
I see you on the covers pretending to care But when she needs you most you wont be there You'll do the same to her that you did to me Its pretty plain and simple to see Now that I need help I have no one to look to Even though I helped you make it through They say Karma comes back around But is it going to let me go or keep me bound Not a day passes by that I dont wonder what might have been Or what is to come when I near my end But as life passes you by And its your turn to die Should I be there Or just pretend to care

Pretty
shut up just shut up leave me alone all of you i'm not yours i'm mine i'm not a thing to be bargained with i am a force to be reckoned with leave just get out don't let the door hit you in the a$$ on the way out i'm alive i'm not giving up and you can't make me i am your worst nightmare because i am not afraid run go hide shiver with anticipation shake with fear because i will have my reckoning and i promise you it won't be pretty watch keep a wary eye look behind you in a crowd because you aren't the only one with intentions and plans sleep rest while you can all though how you can is beyond me with what you have done know that i am past forgiving and past forgetting it's not possible it just isn't learn that i am worthy and i am brilliant like the midnight sun realize that you are worthless a mild opponent at best recognize your unworthiness and just go.

Pretty In Pink
Cum watch as this BBW MILF dressed in a see through pink spaghetti strap shirt. I got so hot thinking of you in front of the window. So I start to strip down for you. I show you closeup of my wet pussy and round ass. You also get to see lots of great cleavage. There is over 2300 photos and 15 video clips in the members SEXtion. I also have 11 videos. I do custom sets and videos. If you want one done just for you please let me know. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

Pretty Please
> AUCTION ENDS IN LESS THAN AN HOUR Would ya/could ya please rate this pic? Pretty please... :-) There are prizes for the most rates and highest average rating. No need to comment bomb. :-) Thank you so much...*hugssss*...Much love to all!

Pretty Pink Polly
Pink is not a colour that some like but you haven’t met pretty pink Polly. Pretty pink Polly is like any other girl, she likes dolls, and playing games but pink is her most favourite colour. Polly likes everything pink from frilly dresses to clothes for her dollies, even Polly’s room is pink which drives her mum mad. When Polly sits at the table to eat the plate Can not be red, blue or yellow it has to be pink because nothing else will do. When Polly has a drink her cup not be red, blue or yellow it has to be pink because nothing else will do. Today is a special day for Polly because she is ten years old and mum is going shopping to find s present which mum knows will have to be pink. Polly looks at mum and asks “Mum can I come, I want to come” but mum shook her head. “Why can’t I come, I want to find something for pink, because it is MY birthday” but mum still shook her head. Polly watches as mum leaves and waits wondering what pink thing mum will bring home. Driving a

Pretty Kitty....
Pet This Kitty lover of mine, come to me; pet me, make this pussy purr. lick me, nip me, make me beg for release; until you feel my cunt vibrate. be oh, so nice to this pretty little kitty; pet and play awhile. make my pussy yours, claim me for your willing toy

Pretty Please
I am trying to get over the half way hump before the weekend is over. I can not do it alone. If anyone could help me get to my goal ~ that would be greatly appreciated. I do return love ~ So, if you're in a giveaway or contest ~ shoutbox or PM me the link to yours!

Pretty Women
I'm bored and into this song for the date posted. I particularly like the lyrics. It's true.... "even when they leave, they stay." Enjoy. Performed by: Sweeney Todd (Johnny Depp) Judge Turpin (Alan Rickman) _____________________________________________________________________________ Judge Turpin: “Mr. Todd?” Sweeney Todd: “At your service... An honour to receive your patronage, my lord.” Judge Turpin: “Do you know me, sir?” Sweeney Todd: “Who in this wide world does not know the great Judge Turpin? And what may I do for you today, sir? A stylish trimming of the hair? A soothing skin massage? Sit, sir, sit.” Judge Turpin: You see, sir, a man infatuate with love Her ardent and eager slave So fetch the pomade and pumice stone And lend a more seductive tone A sprinkling perhaps of French cologne But first, sir, I think-- a shave

Pretty :please? For My Birthday?
I just wanted to say thank you to everyone who has sent me birthday wishes! Here is what I want. SALUTES!!! They don't have to be "birthday" themed salutes. But anything goes!! Don't be shy! Just let me know you made one so I can rip it to my profile! Or if you would rather email it to me, fu-mail me and I will send you my email address. Thanks again for all the birthday luvin'!

Pretty Fly (for A White Guy) Offspring
Hunderd, Lieben, Glausten, Globen Give it to me baby Give it to me baby Give it to me baby And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy Uno dos tres cuatro cinco, cinco seís You know it's kinda hard just to get along today Our subject isn't cool but he fakes it anyway He may not have a clue and he may not have style But everything he lacks, well he makes up in denial So don't debate, a player straight You know he really doesn't get it anyway He's gonna play the field and keep it real For you no way, for you no way So if you don't rate, just over compensate At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake The world needs wannabees Hey, hey, do the brand new thing Give it to me baby Give it to me baby Give it to me baby And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly (For a white guy) He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass But if he look

Pretty In Pink
Pretty In Pink -- The Psychedelic Furs Caroline laughs and It's raining all day She loves to be one of the girls She lives in the place In the side of our loves Where nothing is Ever put straight She turns herself round And she smiles and she says 'This is it' 'That's the end of the joke' And loses herself In her dreaming and sleep And her lovers walk Through in their coats Pretty in pink Isn't she Pretty in pink Isn't she > All of her lovers All talk of her notes And the flowers That they never sent And wasn't she easy And isn't she Pretty in pink The one who insists He was first in the line Is the last to Remember her name He's walking around In this dress That she wore She is gone But the joke's the same Pretty in pink Isn't she Pretty in pink Isn't she Caroline talks to you Softly sometimes She says 'I love you' and 'Too much' She doesn't have anything You want to steal Well Noth

Pretty Simple, Isn't It?
I was talking to the little girl of a friend of mine the other day who said she wanted to be President some day. Both of her parents, who are liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, 'If you were President what would be the first thing you would do?' She replied, 'I'd give houses to all the homeless people.' 'Wow - what a worthy goal,' I told her, but you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. You can come over to my house and mow, pull weeds, and sweep my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward a new house. She thought that over for a few seconds because she's only 6. And while her Mom glared at me, the little girl looked me straight in the eye and asked, 'Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?' and I said, 'Welcome to the Republican Party.' Her folks still aren't

Pretending To Be A Friend
Why people pretend that they are your friend and they will stab you in the back? I am trying to be a good person and always try to be nice to everyone but somehow i get stab and get all the blame for something i didn't do. I'm better off keeping my distance to everyone, especially to those who pretend to be my friends. I have enough to deal with in my life, I don't need to deal with anyone's drama. This is it, i am done with trying to be nice and being friendly. all i get is more pain. I will pray for all those people who try to hurt others just to make them look good, because when bad karma comes back to get you? u going to get it bad. If you cant be truthful and honest, then i don't need u as friend.

Pretty Pretty Please???
Please show this amazing woman some love. Even if it is just a rate. She is the best thing that has ever happened to me. EVER. In 62 days I will be moving to Illinois to spend the rest of my life with her. She is the answer to all my prayers. Please drop by her page and send her some love. Thank you. GR8COWGIRL@ fubar

Pretending
I can no longer pretend to be someone I'm not. I've loved all the attention but my heart belongs to someone. Someone I shared a dance with so long ago. Someone I never thought I'd love. Someone I thought was out of my life forever. We live so far apart and due to circumstances I'm unable to go home to be with him. He can't leave home because it's where his life is, his job, his work. He's a simple man and it's one of the things I love and admire about him most. No drama. No lies. I don't trust many but I'll always trust him. I'll always feel safe in his arms. I'll always have his heart as he has mine. We've loved each other for so long and I'm tired of searching for something that is right in front of me. I just have to find a way to be with the one I want. I can't wait another three years. I don't think he can either. From this moment on I'll do what I can to prove to him that even though so many years have passed and we've both changed in so many ways that I am the woman for him as h

Pretty Cool Or Is It?
Well it seems as though I finally got a book published, not sure if that is a good thing or not, but I think it's pretty awesome nevertheless. Just thought I would share the news with you! And yes, I will send you a copy Rick.

Pretty Please.....
No he doesnt have auto 11's.... But he is a great man, and a great mummer... I love him with all my heart and he has been on fubar for over a year now. So please rate him... He is only 27k from Henchman.... So please lets level him... ☠Craven Moorehead~Owned by Naughty By Nature~R/L boyfriend of KCPilar69☠™@ fubar

Pretty Objects In Pain Filled Mirrors3/2/05
its a silent morning all is dark yet a pretty face reflects from the mirror there is a scar upon a wound a little tear that fills her eye she see anguish and a life filled with tourture but we dont know her life all we see is hidden lies eyes filled with mystery... the mirror refelects what ours dont see but still un aware that we are blind to the pain pretty objects will always remain even in denial emptiness there is nothing, no feeling,nor emotion blank feeling no hate or love or happy or sad just an empty plane no reflection no light no color or imagination just the feeling like something is missing cold drowsy unfulfilled life or something of this sort

The Pretty Pice Of Flesh Contest!!!!!!
OK I am trying somethign a little diffrent here is the contest for anyone and everyone friends of friends this is the Pretty Piece of flesh contest. and here is how it works. In this contest im offering all of my fu dollars To the prettiest piece of flesh out there ( bling packs are a possability if i got the funds). To entere and Quilify link send take draw or do me up a Picture of you being a pretty piece of flesh pictures can range from everyday wear to The naughty gear of night to Dare i say NOTHING AT ALL. so you think your hot stuff think you got what it takes PROVE IT IN THE PRETTY PIECE OF FLESH CONTEST!!!! Starts today at 3 PM eastern time Ends 3 PM thursday of next week

Pretty Toes Contest
i would like for all the sexy ladies on fubar to link to my page and send me pics of your pretty toes and have them be judged on here for the prettiest toes contest, So, if u think u are the one with the prettiest toes on here holla atcha boy! Contest ends new years day so get atcha boy if u wanna enter those pretty feet! ladies the winner gets 20,000 fubucks and 2 blings!

Pretenders
Just more stolen words and deeds. The poem feels right..... The music says more to her about her than she will listen to from me.... Pretending by Pierre Ortega Friday, March 25, 2005 When did we begin, pretending instead of giving, only lending our hearts to one another, denying never condescending, to our feelings for each other. When did we leave, the hope of our love behind, begin to stare each other blind, forcing each other into the lonliness, of losing the comfort we shared, Why did we begin pretending?

Pretty Baby
Who is this strange girl that i saw just now, she seems to break into my heart,if i don't allow, everything about her seems to attract me so much, a feeling that seems sweeter than my mothers touch. she has got some magic in those enchanting eyes, one look is enough,like the bird my heart flies, it seems a star is walking down on this earth shining gracefully to take away my breath. As she slowly walks,the earth seems to shake, i feel the earth is dancing to make me awake, to let me know,the angel walking on this earth, to tell she is one i was waiting from my birth. Seeing this angel even the stars seem to wink, even the all mighty sun is running way to sink, every night she is taking control over my dreams, like a god controlling this universe it seems. i think of giving a flower to her,hour after hour, then i wonder,how can i give a flower to a flower, what should i give to let her know my feeling, i can't give my heart,which she is already stealing. Fa

Pretty Baby
Look around your world Pretty Baby Is it everything you hoped it'd be The wrong guy The wrong situation The right time to roll to me Roll to me And look into your heart Pretty Baby Is it aching with some aimless need Is there something wrong and you can't put your finger on it Right then Roll to me And I don't think I have ever seen a soul so in despair So if you want to talk the night through Guess who will be there So don't try to deny Pretty Baby You've been down so long You can hardly see When the engines stall and it won't stop raining It's the right time to Roll to me Roll to me Roll to me And I don't think I have ever seen a soul so in despair So if you want to talk the night through Guess who will be there So look around your world Pretty Baby Is it everything you hoped it'd be The wrong guy The wrong situation The right time to roll to me The right time to roll to me The right time to roll to meeee uuuhhhhhh -----------------------------------

Pretty Pink Peep Show
Pretty Pink Peep Show My neighbors are always trying to see what I am doing. SO I gave them a very nice sexy show. I wear my pink lace cami with matching thongs with an attached skirt. I stood right in front of the window so they can see everything from my round ass, huge boobies, and my pierced pink and very wet pussy. The last 4 updates have around 100 pictures each. I now have over 7500 pictures and 61 video clips on my site. I will be adding more action pictures in the new future (as you requested). If there is a fetish you have and want to see me do it just email me and let me know. XOXO Love XOXO Exotic Flame -- Hugs and Kisses Exotic Flame http://www.southern-charms4.com/exoticflame/main.htm

Pretty Much Goodbye
Mm,well I am considering leaving this site...there are multiple reasons behind this,but there are two main ones.. 1)This site was not made to be kind at all to those of us who are unfortunate enough to be stuck with dialup,I mean honestly,can't we have an option to turn the picture banner on top OFF? None of my pages will load fully because of the damned thing,and I doubt I'll be adding any new pics though I have plenty,due to the fact that due to the fucking banner I just can't get my own pictures to load,to be certain I'm not adding the same ones again 2)Basically there's no one here I talk with,not one single person,so I ponder the point of even visiting anymore..All it does is make me sad when I see I have no messages,etc,so screw it.*shrugs & sighs* I may visit a couple groups I joined before I decide for good,but they're slow too,and I can't even get chats to load due to the massive graphics peeps feel the need to add above them... Apologies,I've had a rea

Pretty Please With Sugga On Top?
Hey everyone! Its a new week so another vote is needed please! I'm asking a huge favor of you! I have this awesome friend named Mike and he's decided to enter Michigan Idol. It's our tiny little version of American Idol where the winner has a chance to travel to the real American Idol if they win! Well my little favor is I'd appreciate it if you could go to this link and simply give him a thumbs up! Thats it! No voting down for the other videos (please) or anything! Just a simple vote for him! Daily would be appreciated but even ONE would help him! I really think he could do well given the chance! Mike is such a busy, devoted man and I'd love to see him win this. Mike exceeds in everything he does from being in the Air Force to being a new dad (of a gorgeous baby boy) to being on a bowling league to going to college to be a radiologist to doing THIS!!! How's that for investing your spare time? So please if its not too much trouble give him a voting hand!!!! MIKE BUTTERWO

Pretty Girls Make Graves...
in an end so bleak the sky lay shrouded the dark and gray overtaking what once was light your satisfaction manifesting to the gloom overhead leeching all warmth from the air when you fall from atop your throne i shall not spare a rope nor a hand your fall shall be great from the kingdom you created only to rest in the grave you have made

Pretend
sitting here alone in my head and wondering why im here. wondering if im good enough to exist in this hell. maybe im just crazy enough to fit in. or maybe im too disgusting to be looked at. so beauty is shallow and brains are nothing anymore. your best is never enough even when you think so. but it doesn't matter anymore because i love you. you don't even know me but somehow i love you. all those false images of me will come back to haunt me if we should ever meet. so stay where you are and pretend that im what you want me to be. that girl that is prefect in your eyes with the beautiful voice and fool yourself once more

Pretty Happy, Today... *knock On Wood*
I have a movie date night with Adam on Thursday! *happy dance*And, I'm going to have popcorn, and a few boxes of candy. It's going to be a cheesy, wonderful cuddle-filled evening! Woot!I'm pretty happy today. I worked, and got a third set of piercings in my ears today. Samantha had to do some more training, so I thought I would go ahead and give it a shot. That's all the holes going into my head (or any other part of my body!) that I am doing! I cleaned my house on Sunday and yesterday, and it looks so good! A clean house makes me very happy, although getting the motivation to actually get it that way escapes me often! I also rearranged my bathroom, bedroom and laundry room. Got rid of more stuff that I never need or even look at. The more junk that I clear out, the happier and more relaxed I am. It's a great feeling! I can actually see the progress I am making now. Very exciting!Now, I am very hungry, so I am going to go scrounge up some food and take a nice, relaxing shower and curl

Pretty Dan
THURSDAY NIGHT [6/4/09], AT 11:30 PM MY PRECIOUS FRIEND PASSED ON... HE HAD BE SUFFERING AND FIGHTING CANCER FOR OVER A YEAR... HE HAD OSTEOSARCOMA WHICH IS THE MOST COMMON FORM OF BONE CANCER. IT STARTED IN HIS HIP AND SPREAD TO HIS LUNGS. AS PER DANS REQUEST AND HIS FRIENDS, HE DOES NOT WANT TO BE PITIED. HE IS IN A BETTER PLACE AND IS NO LONGER IN PAIN. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T KNOW HIM, PLZ SHOW LOVE. HE WAS AN AMAZING PERSON. HE WAS 21. ♥ YOU M.A.C. Beyonce - Halo (New)Uploaded by Le-Tour-2Lor - Explore more music videos.

Pretend
Pretend I smile till it hurtsCan't you see my pretty teeth?See my big green eyesHow they glisten with fearMy fists are clenched in determination..Or is it fear?but thats okayBecause see how I laughAnd see how I smileWith tears gliding down my cheeksPlease dont see my painBecause its not really thereAren't I a great actress?You are to, you know...Because you pretend you care. Jennifer Renee Wilkes Copyright ©2009 Jennifer Renee Wilkes

Pretend By Lights
Pretend by Lights Once in a while I act like a child to feel like a kid again It gets like a prison in the body I'm living in Cause everyone's watching and quick to start talking, I'm losing my innocence Wish I were a little girl without the weight of the world [Chorus:] It would be nice to start over again Before we were men I'd give, I'd bend, let's play pretend Remember the times we had soda for wine, and we got by on gratitude The worst they could do to you was check your attitude Yeah when fights were for fun, we had water in guns, and a place we could call our own [ Lights Lyrics are found on www.songlyrics.com ] How we lost hold of home I guess I'll never know [Repeat Chorus:] And when it's the end, Our lives will make sense We'll love, we'll bend, let's play pretend It's not going to be long before we're all gone with nothing to show for them Stop talking lives, come on let's all grow up again

Pretty Girl
Pretty girl, who is to blameFrightened girl, they don’t know her nameSaddened girl, who cries at nightDistant girl, who’s out of sightPsycho girl, with scars on her wristsFairytale girl, who don’t existSilent girl, without a nameIgnored girl, who’s filled with shameFaking girl, with plastic smilesFreakish girl, from a thousand milesEmotionless girl, cant feel much Pain Darkened girl, who brings the rainCrying girl, tears start to floodPsychotic girl, who drains her bloodHated girl, who no one loves Such a weak girl, who’s no longer thoughAngry girl, there is no cureHappy girl, she is no moreHidden girl, she covers her scarsPrisoned girl, lived behind her life’s barsCrazy girl, who bleeds so muchLonely girl, who’s out of touchStupid girl, who no one likesBeaten girl, who always fightsPretty girl, don’t give up nowSuicide girl, there’s someway, somehowScared girl, don’t be afraidDistant girl, don’t go awayMorbid girl, don

Pretty
I have discovered so much about the world around me that makes me angry. I see people undeserving basking in happiness, while a pretty girl feels so alone and unwanted. I see people begging and pleading for little trinkets of meaningless status, fighting over nothing at all, and claiming to be unloved if not given their every little whim and desire. Children, only taller and slightly more pathetic, since they should know better. People seem to have forgotten how to be human. I met a truly beautiful person. A sharp wit, infectious smile, and a million things to say about any topic whatsoever. I've watched her go through pain with her head held high, seen her stand up for what she believes in, and never back down when someone's wrong. The epitome of all that a true lady should be. And she feels as a lone as I do. It's fucking disgusting. I once told her that if she was single, either she had a good reason, or everyone around her was retarded. Perhaps both. I cannot find fault with th

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Pretty Pictures (mama Teaches)
Mama took long drinks from the trough of fresh water the farmer's young son had brought, bucket full by bucket full, from the hand pump that stood just outside the barnyard. She appreciated the effort the boy had to put into bringing water from below the ground - she could faintly smell it there - and up and out into the wooden bucket. The farmer and his large family took good care of all of the animals in their barnyard, and Mama was happy she could give them milk to nourish them in return. The sound of coughing brought her head up, droplets of cool water danced on the air and caught the rays of the summer sun. She turned from the water trough and watched her son, not as small as he had been, but still so young and innocent, standing near the fence with his head down and his four little hooves splayed out while he spit shreds of something from out of his mouth and onto the warm ground. Calmly she walked to him and nuzzled his side while he continued to cough and spit out what

Pretty In Pink
she likes pinkWhether it is a robe, slippers, or pantiesshe is pretty in pinkAnd her pinkThe pink of her fleshy cunt is prettySo a pretty pinkDouble bullet toy Plunged into her pretty pink pussyShould bring a pink glow to her cheeksMaybe I'll give it to herAs a stocking stuffer (so to speak) for Christmas

Pretty Girl
Pretty girl is suffering, while he confesses everything Pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions were about And that's what you get for falling again you can never get him outta your head And that's what you get for falling again you can never get him outta your head Its the way that he makes you feel its the way that he kisses you its the way that he makes you fall in love She's beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego and her killer instinct tells her to be aware of evil men And that's what you get for falling again you can never get him outta your head And that's what you get for falling again you can never get him outta your head Pretty girl Pretty girl Pretty girl is suffering while he confesses everthing pretty soon she'll figure out you can never get him outta your head its the way that he makes you cry its the way that he's in your mind its the way that he makes you fall in love Its the way that he makes you feel its the way that he kisses you its the way that he mak

Pretty Amazing!!
Mount Rainier in Washington State . Amazing pictures. 14,500 ft.Those of us NOT living in Tacoma or surrounding areas will appreciate these pictures. It was so amazing people were pulling over on the freeway to take pictures.Mt. Rainier puts on a show!Our little dry streak is about to come to an end. But if you looked at

Pretty Pink ;polly (kids)
Pink is not a colour that some like but you haven’t met pretty pink Polly. Pretty pink Polly is like any other girl, she likes dolls, and playing games but pink is her most favourite colour. Polly likes everything pink from frilly dresses to clothes for her dollies, even Polly’s room is pink which drives her mum mad. When Polly sits at the table to eat the plate Can not be red, blue or yellow it has to be pink because nothing else will do. When Polly has a drink her cup not be red, blue or yellow it has to be pink because nothing else will do. Today is a special day for Polly because she is ten years old and mum is going shopping to find s present which mum knows will have to be pink. Polly looks at mum and asks “Mum can I come, I want to come” but mum shook her head. “Why can’t I come, I want to find something for pink, because it is MY birthday” but mum still shook her head. Polly watches as mum leaves and waits wondering what pink thin

Pretty Girls!
It really sucks that all the pretty girls get spoiled and I have to beg, borrow and steal to get anything here. I either have to pay way to much for it or by it for myself. WTF? I am just as pretty as the other girls and deserved to be spoiled just like they are! I am worth something cheap as bling to put a smile on my face. So come on and make me smile today!

Pretty Little Fishes!
You may not know about NC's Outer Banks region, but it can be a wild and dangerous place, even though it's one of the most beautiful places on Earth.It's so beautiful that a couple of yankees came down in 1903 and took a little plane ride up the banks a bit at Kitty Hawk. (Kill Devil Hills)The most wonderful part of the Outer Banks is that it will never be Myrtle Beach. The ocean's cleansing action will take care of that. A real treasure. I wish they would leave these creatures alone as the top of the food chain in the ocean, unless the killer whale takes this honor lol. It is suspected she followed a weak El Nino current into local waters in search of food. Although mid 60 degree water is considered ideal for these sharks, the larger ones can tolerate water in the low 50s.The Shark took off towing the 42 foot fishing boat backwards through the water at about 7 Knots. Just like in JAWS, the boat was taking on water over the stern and the crew watc

Preteding..that's All I'm Doing
I'm pretty much just shooting words out here..just thoughts in my head I can't seem to get rid of....I feel the tears form..and fight them back..tell myself..NO...but it's a battle within myself I am always loosing..they fall no mater how hard I tell them NOT to...laugh in-spite of them..smile beyond them....pretending....disreagrding what I am actually feeling...as if it doesn't exist at all...only to be seen by own reflection...only to be heard by my inner voice...I do not speak or say what I am actually feeling...what good would it do....I'm in a box that I can't escape from....saying I'm not afraid..that I have no regrets...but I have both fear and regret....not daring to expose that weakness..that vulnerability....never allowing my true self to be shown...just this disguise...the tough...not afraid of shit person..who is really killing herself with everything she holds in....how can I say I love YOU...how can I say I miss YOU...how can I say any of what I am feeling..

Pretty Pictures
Pretty Pictures by Kenneth Matlock on Saturday, September 24, 2011 at 1:55pm Paint a pretty picture. Hang it in my head. Don't need many colors. The one I need is red. Rain drops fill my dream land. With all the things I fear. With everything so far, Will anyone be near? Do no longer question. Have no more debate. Shall not whimper longer. Can accept my fate. So very simple now. Almost clear as day. Do not wander longer. This is the only way.

Pretty Summer Korean Fashion Clothing Match Pictures
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Pretty Japanese Fashion Summer Dresses For Sale
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Pretty Wholesale Fashion Summer Dresses For Sale
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A Pretty Fine Spot
A Pretty Fine Spot Put your arm out! I'll touch your hand with mine. Don't even think or want to shout You're so pretty and so very fine Just how did you get to sing? Your mom and dad, they did a good thing They brought you here to this earth I know they are happy because of your birth You have eyes of beauty A heart of gold. You're kind of snooty Why are you so bold? Yes, my dear you’re the one, I want to hold! I can see your pretty smile You have a beautiful body! Because you have a lovely style I’m stumbling over my words because you're such a hotte! Yes, love, I am stuck for sure All because you’re the one that I do adore

Pretty Annoyed
Hey is it really so hard to address someone by their name. I CANNOT STAND pet names. I AM NOT YOUR BABY I AM NOT HEY SEXY ETC ETC. Stay out of my chat with it, it's annoying and pretty lame really. I've already posted it several times on my profile and my damn name is listed. I'm not a fucking animal or some whore with low self esteem that gets off on that crap. I'm happily taken and not here to hook up with you!!! I'm here to play the game, lounge hop and chat with the FEW friends I have made. Change your game. I'm a 34 year old woman not an 18 year old naive girl.

Pretty Amazing 39!! Thanks To You!!
Hey everyone! Thank you sooooo much for making my birthday so AMAZING!! My new camera body was shipped today, I'M THRILLED! I'll be on more this weekend cause my boy is letting me borrow his laptop this weekend!! *grinz n dances* AND I'm almost halfway to my laptop goal!!! ...you guys are the bestest!! (yes, you...you know it...don't argue with me) n e waaaaaaaaaaaaaayz Thanks again to all the warm birthday wishes, gifts, cards and smiles n stuffs ♥ xxoo PoSTaL ps's..if you placed an order...I'm shipping monday... WOOTZ! ty ty ty ty ty ty ty TY!

Pretending To Long-range Limited Region Before Rooney
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Pretty Girl
Oh yes pretty girl I am talking to You.One who is scrolling page on fb. One who is feeling alone right now,You are thinking no one cares for you right ?You think your tears have no value.You think no one loves you. I know what you are going through.I know how it feels.You think hugging your pillow and crying hard will get you out from all problems ?You think locking yourself in a room will sort out all issues?No babe, it wont help you. Get out from your bed.Look at yourself in mirror. Wash your pretty face..Tie your hair and wear a beautiful smile on your face. Yeah..Now you are looking Gorgeous.Be the way you are.Dont change yourself for anyone.Let the world change.Play loud music, Dance till you are tired.It will make you happy And trust MeI am always here to make you smile. And it matters

Pretty Fucking Much...
All I Really Want - Alanis Morissette Do I stress you outMy sweater is on backwards and inside outAnd you say how appropriateI don't want to dissect everything todayI don't mean to pick you apart you seeBut I can't help it There I go jumping before the gunshot has gone offSlap me with a splintered rulerAnd it would knock me to the floor if I wasn't there alreadyIf only I could hunt the hunterAnd all I really want is some patienceA way to calm the angry voiceAnd all I really want is deliverance

Preventing Razor Burn
Does anyone have any tip's on preventing razor burn on the pubic area?I have very sensitive skin,I have tried dipilatory creams,they burn the shit out of my skin,I tried home waxing ,that was a nightmare lol..I ripped a long peice of skin off on my bikini line(OUCH!!!)and I can't afford electrolosis or lazer hair removel :(...or profesional waxing...any tips anyone has would be greatly appreciated expecially from those who also have senitive skin and can relate.Thankyou in advance...

Preventive Medicine
I'm preventative medicine's digested degeneratives confessions discernable intentions are earnable, saleable, burnable, build a whole brain to scold and scorch the soul is unchainable unclaimed although maimable the same could go a similiar role if salvation is obtainable as much as the goal as for 1, and for all then I'll find peace in my soul, yes yall......

Previous Posts
Friday, July 07, 2006 Becky's stuff. I just wanted to share some of my friend's stuff with you. I think she is really great. Not just because she is a fellow libertarian but she spends alot of time writing and stuff and I think she is... well.. fantastic. Ain't no hoe Oprah aint no hoe. And I guess it comes as no surprise that the Queen of the Soccer Moms has been hating on hip hop. This may come as quite a shock to some of youbut come onOprah is one of the whitest people on the face of the planet. Yuppie Goo seeps through her pores. I can tell you right now what she has on her iPodand it mainly consists of soft rock and Michael Bolton. Now some of the brothers have been beating up on Oprah for not having any rappers on her show. Ill get to the snivels of those millionaires a little later But back to Oprahshe claims to have nothing against hip hop. Well she is an African-Americanshe had a back alley abortionshe claims to have toked up a bit in the pastwhi

Pre Vd Creme
It does not matter If you have it Or if you are Involved In a life long Search If you find it You’ll grab it But be sure To coddle Do not grasp it By it’s throat I have heard It’s all you need And life’s Greatest joy Just keep faith In you And let your Heart keep beating As loud As you pray For love Is the only thing That works To keep The demons Away

Pre Valentine's Day
I really don't know why I am posting at 7 something in the morning probably cos IM bored waiting for everyone wake up. I noticed valentines day is like 3 days away. I need to buy my valentines that present. My friend. ...I want a Valentine to buy me something though. *frown* It's okay though, all my friends will make Valentines day alot better. Love ya much izzy P.S. Happy valentines day to everyone on my family list and friends's list.

A Preview Of What I Am Writing :)
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Preventing Child Sexual Abuse ....a Repost
Preventing Child Sexual Abuse post date: 2007-03-11 13:45:01 A Repost Was Posted By WildCat~ Founder Of (T.M.A.F)R8 & FAN ME BEFORE ADDING. SOME FACTS: 1~Sexual offenders are often known to the family, and not strangers. Abusers can be a man, a woman, or even a child - yes, a child. The offender on the video started sexually abusing others at the age of 10. 2~Sexual offenders are not homosexuals. Do not let your guard down because someone is not gay, vice versa, do not accuse someone just because he/she is gay. 3~Children do not lie about being sexually abused. 4~Only 5% of kids lie about the abuse, which means 95% are true. STEPS TO PREVENT SEXUAL ABUSE 1. Know the Warning Signs: Look for signs that someone may be an offender. In cases of reported sexual abuse, some parents step forward and say, yes, they knew there was something wrong with him/her. So what are some of these signs? · Likes spending time with children all the tim

Preventing Child Sexual Abuse
SOME FACTS: 1~Sexual offenders are often known to the family, and not strangers. Abusers can be a man, a woman, or even a child - yes, a child. The offender on the video started sexually abusing others at the age of 10. 2~Sexual offenders are not homosexuals. Do not let your guard down because someone is not gay, vice versa, do not accuse someone just because he/she is gay. 3~Children do not lie about being sexually abused. 4~Only 5% of kids lie about the abuse, which means 95% are true. STEPS TO PREVENT SEXUAL ABUSE 1. Know the Warning Signs: Look for signs that someone may be an offender. In cases of reported sexual abuse, some parents step forward and say, yes, they knew there was something wrong with him/her. So what are some of these signs? · Likes spending time with children all the time. · More comfortable with children than adults. · Discourages other adults from getting involved. · Keeps children alone. · Excessive touching (tickling/wrestli

Preventing Child Sexual Abuse Repost
Last posting to this blog.. subject: Preventing Child Sexual Abuse post date: 2007-03-11 13:45:01 views: 560 comments: 58 ratings: 0 SOME FACTS: 1~Sexual offenders are often known to the family, and not strangers. Abusers can be a man, a woman, or even a child - yes, a child. The offender on the video started sexually abusing others at the age of 10. 2~Sexual offenders are not homosexuals. Do not let your guard down because someone is not gay, vice versa, do not accuse someone just because he/she is gay. 3~Children do not lie about being sexually abused. 4~Only 5% of kids lie about the abuse, which means 95% are true. STEPS TO PREVENT SEXUAL ABUSE 1. Know the Warning Signs: Look for signs that someone may be an offender. In cases of reported sexual abuse, some parents step forward and say, yes, they knew there was something wrong with him/her. So what are some of these signs? · Likes spending time with children all the time. · More com

Prevert Poem
love me tender love me sweet, wrape your lips around my meat, watch me smile watch me grin watch my cum run down your chin, and to make it fair 4 the ladys verce2 love me tender love me sweet let me lick you where your sweet, watch me smile watch me grim, watch you spray all over my chin.

Preventing Child Sexual Abuse
I POSTED THIS BLOG EARLIER ON MARCH 11TH BUT FOR SOME REASON I WAS ASKED TO REPOST IT AGAIN. I HOPE IT WILL HELP AT LEAST 1 CHILD,DON'T YOU AGREE? SOME FACTS: 1~Sexual offenders are often known to the family, and not strangers. Abusers can be a man, a woman, or even a child - yes, a child. The offender on the video started sexually abusing others at the age of 10. 2~Sexual offenders are not homosexuals. Do not let your guard down because someone is not gay, vice versa, do not accuse someone just because he/she is gay. 3~Children do not lie about being sexually abused. 4~Only 5% of kids lie about the abuse, which means 95% are true. STEPS TO PREVENT SEXUAL ABUSE 1. Know the Warning Signs: Look for signs that someone may be an offender. In cases of reported sexual abuse, some parents step forward and say, yes, they knew there was something wrong with him/her. So what are some of these signs? · Likes spending time with children all the time. ·

A Previous Blog
I posted this blog back in January of this year and after reading it again I thought how appropriate and that I would repost it. This is about me. At times I feel alone in this world. I have friends, I have family, I have the people I work with but I wonder what my place is here. I don't want to be some run of the mill person, my soul doesn't allow me to feel just common. I've thought about killing myself in the past but never have I tried it before. I love all my friends and I love my two daughters. I guess it's because I wasn't loved growing up or had a healthy marriage that I have become the way I am today. I made all the choices and I would never blame anyone to have made me the way that I am. Why do we as a society find it that we have to blame someone or something when looking at mistakes or faults. Why were you late to work? Well traffic was bad. Why don't you leave earlier or check to see if there is a different way to go. Take responsiblity for your actions. Alright s

Prevent Online Privacy
Everytime someone logs on to the internet they leave a mountain of personal information behind. And criminal gangs are intent on plundering even more details from people’s computers. Here are a list of ways to protect you: 1) Never open unsolicited “spam” messages.In short never open any messages from anyone you do not know. Delete e-mails offering cash, free gifts or stock tips. 2)“Phishing” is one of th biggest scams going on where criminals trick people into revealing personal or financial details, often by sending e-mails seeming to come from a bank. Never casually reply to requests for your personal financial details. 3)Have protection on your computer- anti visus, anti spam etc. 4)Keep your private e-mail address secure. Consider using different e-mail accounts for shopping, banking, friends and work. Use free account providers. 5)Use secure passwords with a mix of upper-lower case , and letters and numbers. Use different passwords for different sites. 6)Use only "http

Preventative Measures
Would notebook's clues have headed off 9-11? WASHINGTON — Two numbers scrawled in a notebook that belonged to terrorism suspect Zacarias Moussaoui could have given the FBI a chance to identify several of the Sept. 11 hijackers before they struck six years ago, according to officials who are familiar with the bureau's massive investigation of the attacks. The notebook entries recorded the control numbers for two Western Union wire transfers in which suspected al Qaida coordinator Ramzi Binalshibh, using an alias, sent Moussaoui $14,000 from Germany in early August 2001 , before he went to a Minnesota flight school to learn to fly a Boeing 747 jumbo jet. A check of Western Union records probably would have uncovered other wires in the preceding days for similar sums of money to Binalshibh— who'd been turned away at the U.S. border four times because he was a suspected terrorist— from an al Qaida paymaster in Dubai . On one of those receipts, the paymaster listed a phone number i

Previous Blog Now Gone
well now my previous blog got taken off why is everyone taking anything i do off ,,,,,, i just give up on it all i hope u all are having fun last time i knew there was a right to free speech which is what i been doing was just saying it seems to me that if i cant have any sexual animations posted how does others do it and how come ur stash is considered to be publick viewing whenever u have to click on it to see anything i just dont understand this site much anymore i have been without mum priviliges for proba dang near 4 mths now i just give up on them and now u r deleting blogs is there anything u can do on here without getting removed like i am a lil kid shit if truth is known i am probably well older than over 50 % of u on here ... maybe thats it u dont like older ppl on here fuck if i know whatever have ur fun

Prevents Blindness
Greetings all you weird and awkward peoples of fubar... Tis this season when all is not well nor moving along fast enough for most people... "Why, Sir?" all asks Master JerryVG2. Every day Every breath Every heart beat Every moment of sight Everything you hear Every Day is much more important than these created fools' days to spend your money on what? "Uhmmm... Sir...?" she asks quielty to Master JerryVG2. ~Speak slave ~ "I do need to replace the batteries in this anal plug or it doesn't buzz my insides any more... Sir." she stands farther back to prevent a walloping. ~ Well spoken slavegirl... ~ scratches chin in deep thoughts and ponders this question ~ ~ I have decided! ~ "Oh, Sir! That is so generous." she hesitates to say anything further as Master JerryVG2 has not made this answer clear at all. ~ Here is this beautiful crystal anal plug and it shall remain inside your lovely flesh until commanded otherwise... you shall request permission to go

Preview 1 & 2 Of My First Published Book, 'heart Aches & Rainy Days'
Not now, please, she thought as she felt the beginning of fresh tears, not with the bus almost here. It was 3:15 p.m., and her 7-year old daughter, Angelica, was due home any minute. Jessica removed her sunglasses to wipe her tear stained face. “Hello, Jessica,” Rose’s voice reached her as always before Rose came into sight. Rose was out of breath as she topped the hill. Jessica hurriedly put her glasses back on. It wouldn’t do to let Rose see the tears or the bruises. “Hi, Rose,” she responded hoping her neighbor wouldn’t hear the tremor in her voice. “How are you?” “Oh, I’m fine. I didn’t think I’d make it up that hill. The twins are so active,” she laughed, patting her enormous belly. “How are you?” “I’m fine,” Jessica replied as the bus topped the hill. They both turned to look. Angelica, as usual, was the first off the bus. “Look, Mommy!” she yelled waving a brightly colored paper above her head. “I drawled a picture for you.” “Drew a picture,” corrected Jessica

Prevalent Sunlight...
Prevalent sunlight darts in through the curtains and rests conveniently on the eyes deliberately trying to wake me, I'm certain was the purpose as it set out from the skies I half open an eye and then the other rub them together, let out a cry and look to my left, then to my right, and remember I slept alone at night I look at the trees swaying together, and roses gloating united outside like they will continue to do forever amused at the companionship I've been denied 'You may be able' they claim, 'to hide from the rain, the glowing sun and its burning flame but never will you ever slip away from the pain of being alone That much is known' Yes, you're right! I completely agree, But contrite I am not for can you not see? Though I may be all by myself with no-one to hold, love or hate, I know not what's to be my fate You will all be here, in hundreds of years all the same under the rain and the sun's burning flame I shall not and will have known

Preverts!
I just got this Fu-mail: Very nice profile and pictures. How has your weekend been? If you don't mind, I would enjoy seeing some pictures of you and the wife. I work in the adult film industry and always enjoy seeing other people's work. Please understand that I am just like everyone else, except for the fact you run no risk of me stealing pictures or making negative comments or any of that shit. I am probably one of the most complimentary people out there, and truly would enjoy seeing you and your wife. KEEP PLAYING PRETEND ON THE COMPUTER, WHILE I LIVE IT IN REAL LIFE....@ fubar

Prevent Scald Injuries On Children!
* Scalding liquids are the No. 1 cause of burn injuries among children in the United States. Yet, pediatric scald injuries are predictable and preventable. **Nationally, scald injury is responsivle for two-thirds of all visits to hospital emergency rooms and more then one-third of all admissions to burn centers. *** The greatest number of scalded burns occur in the home--bathroom and kitchen. **** Microwave ovens are one of the leading home products associated with scald burn injuries. ***** According to the National Safe Kid Campaign, about 5,000 children are scalded each year, most often in the bathtub. The averave bathtub scald burn covers 12% of the body's surface with a thurd degree burn. ****** When tap water is heated to 122 degrees, it takes 30 minutes for a child to get a third-degree burn. When tap water is heated to 149 degrees, a third-degree burn is instantaneous.

Previous Employment
In the event I’m not good enough, let me know. Take me out and let me down. Show me I’m as worthless in your eyes as I’ve always known I was. Don’t make it easy, make it accurate. Don’t let me guess, don’t let me wonder, just tell me I’m noting to you so ill know how little I am to the world. Judge what you want ill need the practice, because if I’m not good to you I’m not good for the next one I love. On and on, over and over, constant standing to be knocked down. Be alone for awhile. Learn to love you. Learn to let it go. All good advice for someone whose been happy before or who has never been let down by the love I’ve felt for you. Just move on and get over it. Just open yourself up to the next predator. Take me for who I am, take advantage of me for the same. Take me in a day and abuse me for a life. Take what you want even take what you don’t. Just take me so I won’t have to. Every word of beauty meaning

Preventing Animal Abuse
Things Regular People Can Do.... To Prevent Animal Abuse "Never doubt that a small, group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." -- Margaret Mead Unfortunately, there is no quick fix for animal abuse, but there are so many things we can all do to help. None of them will make animal abuse disappear tomorrow, but every little bit helps lower the risk further down the road. And you don't have to be an animal "fanatic" to do it. You don't have to be a member of every animal rights organization on earth. There are so many things "regular"people can to do to have an impact... Take care of the animals you have, and encourage others to do the same... For the most part, many people's hearts are in the right place when it comes to their pets, they simply don't know all the facts. In educating people about how to better care for their own animals, we hear many of the same excuses, and they don't even *realize* that they are ina

Prevalence On Mother Of The Bride Dress
It’s one of the best moments of any wedding, when you first see the bride walk down the aisle in her gorgeous wedding dress. Custom wedding gowns are collections of online shop, where sell the beautiful wedding dresses from popular wedding dress designers, by made by there own factory. Also include the Custom flower girl dress. Custom-made dress is fashion in these years. It also has some styles in the new collections of mother dresses. Cause we all know mother of the bride is a very import role in wedding. Dressing for your daughter’s wedding is not like dressing on a daily basis. It would need a lot of contemplation and planning also for comfort and uniqueness. Many outstanding designers emphasize on the style of these dress. Mothers of the brides would be a little worry about their dress in the wedding.For they all wanna a perfect dress for their daughter’s special days. No matter the color or the pattern of the dress, they would mind carefully. Most of them wou

Preview Of "death Of Dreams"
It all started with a dream, a dream to understand our dreams. A dream to controll these dreams to rid the world of nightmares, little did we know that by controlling out dreams we would open the gateway to a very real nightmare. By controlling our dreams we would lose controll of our minds, how were we to know what would happen? No one knew that Isac would lose his fucking mind, but most of all we didn't realize we would give them the ability to posion others with just a bite, the ability to spread a plauge that would end so much life. Dr. Isac stood from the observation room of the Denver lab. A lot of things had happend with the dream catcher experment and so far most of what happend was failure. But now fourty six existed and she was showing great promise. Promise of what though was the question that now rested in Isac's mind. The three patients outside of the observation room were fourty six's room mates and all of them were suffering from bite and blunt damage. But somethi

Preview Of "the End Of Death Series" First Book "death's Mercy"
When our...art first came to America people first thought it was a miracle. As the ages passed it soon became thought of as witchcraft the devils magics. During the age of Voodoo is was also considered a form of this. But in this modern age our art is far more complex. Some use our art as a form of income..be it helping the police or giving people a final meeting with those passed on. But these are the false bearers of our gift...it is far more than just simple tricks and bringing people back from the dead. Oh yes Necromancy has many forms this is the story of my gifts...the gifts of one who is truely adept in the ways of death and his dark coils... Jochame Forester sat with his head resting against another random cool bartop. His long thick coat drapped about his shoulders, his form covered in a very pricey very rich looking suit. Not at all suprising for one who gave "legal council" to people...if you could call his cilents people. Half the time he ended up defending something no on

A Preview Of The Book I'm Writing
No one knows who made it. The legends differ. Some say it was the Great Old Ones. Others insist nothing less than the Elder Gods could have created it. Some even venture to boldly state that it was the Outer Gods themselves, in their infinite madness, who conceived the notion that their forbidden knowledge be written down for only the most unfortunate and damned of mortal souls to find. No matter what the legends argue, they all agree on the central fact of the Necronomicon: It was never meant for the world of man.It began it’s damned existence as Al Azif. “The Howling of Demons” is the rough translation of it’s christened name, given by Abdul Alhazred, The Mad Arab, hailed as the book’s author. Before anyone could question who or what inspired him to write it, he died a sudden and mysterious death. It was later that a scholar named Theodorus Philetas would translate it into Greek and re-christen it Necronomicon, “The Laws of the Dead.” In the

Previously Written
He watches his mistresses Hounds wrestle and spar as he leans over kisses the back of her head and says “Milady may I make a suggestion” she looks at him and says “ what does my Alpha ask of me?” I would recommend a prize for the victor of say a tournament” he replied. She smiles and asks “now what type of tournament should it be” he ponders for a bit then replies “mayhap a series of duels then tactical challenges as well as something sexual, milady” she places a gentle yet firm hand on the most inner part of her alphas thigh...gently massaging him, she smiles wickedly at his rapid breathing.....will you show me what the victors prizes will be, action by pleasurable action he looks pleadingly into her eyes " you would be they’re prize? I had not thought of that. had meant to give them a choice of all the women of the house" “no…I just want to feel what you would instruct them to do to their prize…”

Preview Of Impact Wrestling Tonight At 8pm On Spike
Preview TONIGHT'S huge LIVE IMPACT broadcast on SpikeTV at 8/7c as the road to "Bound For Glory" Pay-Per-View continues! Remember - if you can't watch IMPACT on Thursday night, make sure to set your DVR to record all the action! NEW TV CHAMPION TO BE CROWNED ON CHAMPIONSHIP THURSDAY! “Championship Thursday” returns to Impact Wrestling on Spike TV this Thursday with an added wrinkle; there is no defending champion. Negotiations between TNA’s current TV Champion Devon and TNA have been ongoing over the last month and have reached an impasse. As of today, The TNA TV Championship last held by Devon is vacated. TNA hopes that Devon returns to the active roster in the future. A new TV champion will be crowned LIVE on Impact! Usually, in the “Championship Thursday” format, four challengers meet with IMPACT WRESTLING GM Hulk Hogan and plead their case as to why they deserve the shot at the champion. This month, one of the four men is guaranteed to be the n

Prevent It From Going In
FORT WORTH, Texas -- Landry Jones and Oklahoma treated their regular-season finale like a championship game -- and finished wearing caps and T-shirts declaring the 12th-ranked Sooners the Big 12 champions. Jerraud Powers Jersey . The Sooners have to share their eighth Big 12 title since they didnt get any help later from archrival Texas. "Sharing it or not sharing it, winning the conference championship is great," Sooners defensive end R.J. Washington said. With their 24-17 victory Saturday, after TCUs fourth-down pass to the goal line in the final minute fell incomplete, the Sooners (10-2, 8-1 Big 12) earned the right to proclaim themselves Big 12 champs. They also might have locked up a BCS at-large bid "In the end, its just great to be in this position and to be a winner again," coach Bob Stoops said. "For these guys, Big 12 champs, or co-champs, theyre recognized as champions." Jones threw for 244 yards with two touchdowns and Damien Williams ran untouched 66 yards for a score as t

Previously Acquired From Minnesota And Philadelphia, Respectively. Along With The Third-round Pick, There Is A Good
PHILADELPHIA -- Paul Maholm pitched 6 1-3 solid innings, Starlin Castro had two hits and an RBI, and the Chicago Cubs beat the Philadelphia Phillies 5-1 Friday night. Jameel McClain Jersey . Maholm (2-2) allowed a run on five hits with a strikeout and no walks, dropping his ERA from 8.36 to 6.20, and Tony Campana had two hits and scored twice for the Cubs. Ty Wigginton homered for Philadelphia, which has scored two runs or less in 11 of 20 games this season. Roy Halladay (3-2) was unhittable at the start, retiring 10 straight batters with four strikeouts, but surrendered three runs on six hits in a three-inning stretch to fall to 1-5 lifetime against Chicago. He allowed three runs on six hits with five strikeouts and two walks. Rafael Dolis pitched two scoreless innings for his first major-league save. Chicago took a 1-0 lead in the fourth. Campana led off and got the Cubs first hit on a bunt, sliding safely into first and just beating the tag of Wigginton. After stealing second, Campa

Pre Wedding Pictures
Hey all, I wanted to let ya see some of our pre-wedding pics, their on my profile ;) lol... I took a few pics of us decorating the church @ noon on 5/16, and the rehursal dinner @ 7pm 5/16.. and @ the hair dressers @ 11:30 pm 5/16. and yes a few @ the reception hall a couple hours before we got married on the 17th :). Geesh, no rest for the wicked lol As you know we were married @ 2pm on the 17th..I slept about 2 hours last Friday night with 1 eye open and my head all pinned up in pin curles :) The professional shots will take aproximatly 2 weeks to get and as soon as I get them I will post for everyone to see.... In the meantime, come check out my profile for the latest :) Huggies all :)

Prey...do Tell
REVEAL A LITTLE ABOUT YOURSELF: NOW Is your hair up?: no, it's a shaggy mess Is your phone right beside you?: it's burried underneath some junk on my bed, so, yeah Do you have a bf/ gf?: NO...and i doubt i will ever meet someone who won't treat me like shit Do you wish you were somewhere else?: i daydream a lot, so i wish i was here, now. Do you have plans for tonight?: yeah, to do my research paper, but seeming as though i am already drunk... Are you wearing makeup?: nope. Are you wearing chapstick?: i got wine stains on my lips! Are you cold?: no, i am totally comfortable. Are you tired?: no. blissful buzz, in full effect. Are you excited?: nervous. always. Are you watching t.v.?: no Are you wearing pajamas?: yup Who's the last person you IMed?: jami who's the last person that called you?: hilda who's the last person that texted you? one-eyed bill PAST Anything you regret? no. fate and freewill produces knowledge. Ever lied?:

The Preying Game
I must admit that Chris Hansen is quickly becoming one of my favorite TV personalities. I am beginning to find myself in front of the TV every Tuesday for that hour of greatness known as Dateline-To Catch a Predator. Last night's offering was the second half of the sting that took place in Murphy, Texas. For anyone who has never seen the show, it is basically a setup where decoys pose as 13-14 year old girls and boys and go into internet chat rooms to strike up sexual conversations with grown men. Afterwards they invite the men over to their "house" where the Dateline camera crew and reporter Chris Hansen are waiting. The men always say that they are coming over to "just hang out", but Hansen is armed with a transcript of their online conversations. After reading a few of the often explicit lines, the men realize that they are busted and quickly head for the door. Unfortunately, just outside that door, are the cops who quickly (and violently) subdue the men and haul them off to jail

Prey...
The core of dark desire Masked by good intent Dug your way inside But dropped the shroud too early... Who are you?! Please if you're watching me on "Adrian"s behalf I just want to be left alone... I'm already in a dark place...leave me be.... Piper

Preyer
Subject Please read and repost!! Body: Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer are not allowed in most public schools anymore Because the word "God" is mentioned.... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached NEW? School prayer. I liked it. Now I sit me down in school Where praying is against the rule For this great nation under God Finds mention of Him very odd. If Scripture now the class recites, It violates the Bill of Rights. And anytime my head I bow Becomes a Federal matter now. Our hair can be purple, orange or green, That's no offense; it's a freedom scene. The law is specific, the law is precise. Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice. For praying in a public hall Might offend someone with no faith at all. In silence alone we must meditate, God's name is prohibited by the state. We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks, And pierce our noses, tongues

Prey Hell Hath No Fury!
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Prey
Everyone moves to Miami to die, which means we have more junk than any city in america. A skilled bargin hunter can find real treasure here, but that's not my idea of hunting. I prefer a stalk and ambush approach. my instincts are impecable, but i have to be sure of my prey.

Prey To God??!!- Poem
I'm the reason humankind bleeds It'sbeen called the curse of eve or evolution Ancient times to modern lies you know my name I've turned your pleasure into pain you made love i gave you aids My capitalistic pollution gives you cancer of the brain Yet to me you sell your social soul Fame and glory plated gold You're such an easy prey Please let us hunt The millions of bodies lying dead and dying beneath my hands War was such a simple game to play Preachers and politicians do my bidding yet blame me for thier sins Altar boys choir girls are taken in panic and sin Kill and eat your own in my name Religion kills the towers of ivory in new york I got more apococaliptic plans Please let us prey Let us hunt Suicide and genocide Prey to god? -- Smoking Ginge

The Prez's Speach
This is getting posted just a little late, I didn’t feel like typing much yesterday, so here goes. I personally didn’t get a chance to watch the speech yesterday, well, i guess it would be the day before for most of you, but it was on here at about 4-5am. so i was sleeping when it came on, i just know what this speech means to me, my friends here and all of our families back home. So yesterday i was woken up about 845am (it was nice to have a day i could sleep in a little, it doesn’t happen much, a day off would really be nice) but i was told that we were going to have a meeting with the company commander at about 10-1030am. i asked if it was here where we live, or up at the company office, he said here. cammies or PTs (work out clothes) either was fine; so i closed the door (bare in mind that it was so bright outside that i only knew who I was talking to by voice, i couldn’t see them through the glare). Than he knocked again and when I opened the door he said that the meeting wa

Prez Wising Up?
It is nice to see the President finally on the way to making a good decision. Hopefully he put KSM back into a military tribunal where he belongs. Now if he can listen to the American people about the debt...we may be on to something.

Pr Fail To See Funny Side And Will 'deal With' Keeper Cesar For Turning Up At Luiz's Party In A Chelsea Shirt
What's this? On the left is QPR goalkeeper Julio Cesar, football shirt dressed in a Chelsea shirt and turning up at David Luiz's birthday party... dressed as David Luiz! The Brazilian Chelsea defender turned 26 yesterday and his compatriot, who plays for their west London rivals QPR, donned enemy colours to share the fancy dress occasion. The pair are close friends and spend lots of time together in London. Luiz calls Cesar 'Buzz' after Buzz Lightyear and Cesar calls his international team-mate 'Sideshow Bob', because of his curly hair. QPR, however, have seemingly failed to see the funny side, with the club's head of communications Ian Taylor writing later on Twitter: 'The club is aware of an image of Julio Cesar circulating on social networking feeds. 'The image, which appeared on an Instagram account, has maillot de foot 2012 2013 since been deleted. The club will be dealing with this issue internally.' Cesar then issued the following statement: 'I would like t

Prfile U.s Gov.
From: bikecop24To: Date: Apr 15, 2009 5:25 PMSubject: profiling by US govt.please read NOW AINT THIS SOME SHIT!!!!!!Profiling by the U.S.GovernmentBody: I don't have many friends left on my friends list on myspace because of my stance on government and religion. So I cannot get my message out like I would like to. So if any of you want to re-post this you have my permission.Homeland Security Warning.pdf (2026KB)The above came out yesterday. Why is it ok for the government to profile and label others when it is condemned for our police officers to profile or it has been stated they have. Well if they want to label me as a right wing extremist or a threat because of the list below, well Obama, DHS, and the socialist regime in Washington save the tax payers dollars and label me. If it has come to this kind of dictatorship in our Country that I am considered a extremist because I believe in the following put my name on your list.1. I stand for pro life not murder of babies.2. I believe a

A Priate Looks At 40.... Jimmy Buffet
Mother, mother ocean, I have heard you call Wanted to sail upon your waters since I was three feet tall You've seen it all, you've seen it all Watched the men who rode you switch from sails to steam And in your belly you hold the treasures few have ever seen Most of 'em dream, most of 'em dream Yes I am a pirate, two hundred years too late The cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunder I'm an under-forty victim of fate Arriving too late, arriving too late I've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grass I made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fast Never meant to last, never meant to last And I have been drunk now for over two weeks I passed out and I rallied and I sprung a few leaks But I got stop wishin', got to go fishin' Down to rock bottom again Just a few friends, just a few friends

The Price Of Freedom
HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS, NOT EVEN A TREE. NO STOCKING BY MANTLE, JUST BOOTS FILLED WITH SAND, ON THE WALL HUNG PICTURES OF FAR DISTANT LANDS. WITH MEDALS AND BADGES, AWARDS OF ALL KINDS, A SOBER THOUGHT CAME THROUGH MY MIND. FOR THIS HOUSE WAS DIFFERENT, IT WAS DARK AND DREARY, I FOUND THE HOME OF A SOLDIER, ONCE I COULD SEE CLEARLY. THE SOLDIER LAY SLEEPING, SILENT, ALONE, CURLED UP ON THE FLOOR IN THIS ONE BEDROOM HOME. THE FACE WAS SO GENTLE, THE ROOM IN SUCH DISORDER, NOT HOW I PICTURED A UNITED STATES SOLDIER. WAS THIS THE HERO OF WHOM I'D JUST READ? CURLED UP ON A PONCHO, THE FLOOR FOR A BED? I REALIZED THE FAMILIES THAT I SAW THIS NIGHT, OWED THEIR LIVES TO THESE SOLDIERS WHO WERE WILLING TO FIGHT. SOON ROUND THE WORLD, THE CHILDREN W

Priceless Jamaican Translations
ENG: It's been a long time since I have seen you girl. JAM: Gal yuh noh dead yet? ENG: Oh Lord, we have lost electricity again. JAM: Lawd Gad current lack aff again to rahtid. ENG: This meal is not too bad. JAM: Di food can eat. ENG: Where did you buy that awful Bracelet Cindy? JAM: A weh yuh buy dat deh big ole ugly bangle deh misis? ENG: Hors d'heurves JAM: Ah wah dis likkle sinting you a gi me? ENG: Here kitty kitty... get down from the roof. JAM: Hey dutty puss come aff a di house tap before a buss yuh**?@! ENG: I think something is wrong with Susan, she might have the flu. JAM: Lawd gad obeah tek up Suzie! ENG: Oh my God, I just broke mom's expensive plate! JAM: Lawd mi gad, mi bruk up mama stoosh crackry! ENG: aren't those pants a bit short? JAM: you did a expect flood or yuh tek yuh measurment inna wata? ENG: Why are you squeezing the mangoes like that? JAM: Lissen to mi nuh, mi a beg yuh stap fingle-fingle up di mango dem.

The Price Of Kids
The Price of Children This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love tha

The Price Of Gas
I THINK THAT THE PRICE OF GAS SHOULD GO DOWN TO .99 AGAIN THAT WOULD BE GREAT BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT IS NOT GOIN TO HAPPEN IM GONNA INVENT A CAR THAT RUNS OFF OF WATER THAT WOULD BE SO COOL HUH THE GAS PRICES HERE ARE 2.33

The Prick
Well, I woke up at a nice early time of 4:45am since I was sleeping next to my sister and she needed to wake up early to go back home for school. I, myself, don't have to leave til 7am so I had time to chill out and finish watching Street Fighter from last night, a decent action flick with Van Damne playing the good guy of it all and all the other characters I grew up with in that game...anyway, I looked ahead and scheduled what to do for the day, got in the car with dad and drove off to class, had a few close calls today as usual since I'm such a sloppy unattentive driver such as speeding down a hill without braking til the last minute (What if there was ice and my brakes were to fade? Game over). You see, I have to take special care of my car, or dad's car really, nothing belongs to me, I have to take good care of that car cause it's all I have. If I have to get it towed or impounded for any reason, I miss one, valuable day of class...and in one day, I can miss a lot, but yeah, as I

Priceless Pecan Pie
"This is an all time favorite Thanksgiving dessert. It has layers of creamy cheesecake, crunchy pecans, and smooth custard." Original recipe yield: 1 - 9 inch deep dish pie. Prep Time: 30 Minutes Cook Time: 40 Minutes Ready In: 1 Hour 10 Minutes Servings: 8 (change) INGREDIENTS: * 1 (9 inch) deep dish pie crust * 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened * 1/3 cup white sugar * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1 cup chopped pecans * 3 eggs, beaten * 1/4 cup white sugar * 1 cup light corn syrup * 1/2 cup evaporated milk * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract DIRECTIONS: 1. Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). 2. In a medium mixing bowl, blend together cream cheese, 1/3 cup sugar, and 1 teaspoon vanilla. When mixture is smooth, spread into bottom of pastry shell. Sprinkle cream cheese layer with chopped pecans. 3. In another medium mixing bowl, combine eggs, 1/4 cup sugar, corn syrup, evaporat

The Priceless Gift
By Irene (Seida) Carlson I love to give and receive presents; they are always so much fun to open. One day my grandson, Justin, sent me six dollars and thirty cents. I could not think of one good reason why he would send me that amount of money. I thought about it for a couple of days and then called my grandson. I asked him, "Why did you send Grandma six dollars and thirty cents?" Justin told me that I always did such nice things for him, that he wanted to give me everything he had. After hanging up the phone, this old grandma sat down and had a good cry. I knew in my heart that I would never again receive a gift given with such pure and innocent love.

Priceless...............repost
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.

Priceless
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight.

The Price Of Children
The Price of Children This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love

The Price Of A Miracle
A little girl went to her bedroom and pulled a glass jelly jar from its hiding place in the closet. She poured the change out on the floor and counted it carefully. Three times, even. The total had to be exactly perfect. No chance here for mistakes. Carefully placing the coins back in the jar and twistingon the cap, she slipped out the back door and made her way 6 blocks to Rexall's Drug Store with the big red Indian Chief sign above the door. She waited patiently for the pharmacist to give her some attention but he was too busy at this moment. Tess twisted her feet to make a scuffing noise. Nothing. She cleared her throat with the most disgusting sound she could muster. No good. Finally she took a quarter from her jar and banged it on the glass counter. That did it! "And what do you want?" the pharmacist asked in an annoyed tone of voice. I'm talking to my brother from Chicago whom I haven't seen in ages," he said without waiting for a reply to his question. "Well,

Priceless
The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you

Priceless
Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night of his office Christmas party. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror, and notices a note on the table, "Breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping-- Love you." He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?" Jack's son answers, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You broke some furniture, puked i

The Price Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly kisses and Velcro

Priceless
Priceless A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You

Priceless
Subject: Priceless Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them,a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get grocer

Priceless
: A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached d the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake

The Price Of Kids
The Price of Children I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich" . Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. * Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cook

The Price Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8, 896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly ki

Priceless.
Hooded winter jacket with large inside pocket to conceal identity & carry gun: $65.00 9mm Handgun purchased from Ray-Jay up the block: $150.00 Failure to master proper weapon retention during your planned armed robbery: PRICELESS!!!!!

The Price Of Children
The Price of Children I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice, really nice!! The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into $8,896.66 a year, $741.38 a month, or $171.08 a week. That's a mere $24.24 a day! Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? Naming rights. First, middle, and last! Glimpses of God every day. Giggles.... under the covers every night. More love than your heart can hold Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm c

Pricelass
Subject: priceless A husband wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! The husband sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping Love you! He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. The husband asks, Son . . . what happened last night? Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in th

A Price To Pay
I took it once i took it twice and now i have to pay the price how could i be so stupid i should have known that you were gonna be like all the other guys you tell me you love me you tell me you care how could i be so blind and not see though all the lies how could i not see i should have known all you were gonna do was fuck me then leave me just like all the other guys i should have left u as u were so innocent and pure but instead i had to take it all away and be left with nothing in return so now i'm stuck not knowing where life is gonna take me next

Price Of The Cost
price of the cost got up one morning, awaking to the sound of the clock, threw on my clothes,realizing i couldnt find my sock, put on my shoes anyways, left for work, my phone rang, i answered the call, it was you on the other line, telling me its over, i dropped my phone to the floor, reached down to pick it up,and crashed in to a wall my body's laying broken, from your words spoken, feelin like i'm dreamin, inside my head i hear myself screamin, my body's bleedin, but we are what i lost what did i do wrong in my life, to make it end this way, could of known,never been told, trapped in my car,my body's turned cold, my breaths are shortening, i could have saved myself today my body's laying broken, from your works spoken, feeling like im dreamin, inside my head i hear myself screamin, my body's bleedin, but we are what i lost, you were the one thing i love the most, this ended up all wrong, my life meant so little to me, but you're the one i l

Priceless
~~ Your Kind of Friendship ~~ It takes more than caring To be a real friend; The nature of friendship; Requires a blend Of warmest compassion And love deep and true To reach and to comfort The way that you do. Because I can see That your kind of friendship Is priceless to me

Price Of Gas Wa State
Monday the price of gas was was $3.17. Today went up to $3.32. Just what the hell is going on with oil companies who are reaping all time ever profits. Now the news is saying it will settle down at $4.00 a gallon. Talk about price fixing. Some thing must change and I fear it will not until our elected officials change. Guess what nothing is going to change. The media I believe had a hand by keep stating how much fuel cost in Europe compared to America.

Price Of Gas
Subject: The price of Gas . The price of Gas All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; they just illustrate how outrageous some prices are.... You will be really shocked by the last one! (At least, I was...) Compared with Gasoline...... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 . $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 .$9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ... $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ......... $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .. $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ....... . $25.42 per gallon Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .$84.48 per gallon And this is the REAL KICKER..

Priceless!!
You got to love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earli

The Price Of Gas
The price of Gas All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; they just illustrate how outrageous some prices are.... You will be really shocked by the last one! (At least, I was...) Compared with Gasoline...... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 . $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 $9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 .. $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ........ $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 .. $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ....... . $25.42 per gallon Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .$84.48 per gallon And this is the REAL KICKER.. Evian water 9 oz $1.49.........$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source. (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.) Ever wonder why pr

The Price Of A Gallon Of Gas
All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are.... You will be really shocked by the last one!!!! (At least, I was...) .. Compared with Gasoline...... .. Think a gallon of gas is expensive? .. This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. .. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon .. Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon .. Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 .... $10.17 per gallon .. Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon .. Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ......... $33.60 per gallon .. Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon .. Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon .. Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ....... . $25.42 per gallon .. Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon And this is the REAL KICKER... .. Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source.

Price Of Death
Do you ever wake up, To realise you are asleep? Looking at your reflection, Feeling suffocated underneath? Have you ever felt so lonely, Because of your motionless heart? Wandered around in the darkness, Searching for that missing part? Did you ever stop to ponder, Asking when you could leave? Knowing fully that your body, Is incapable to breathe? Would you ever break out, To put "this" all behind? Then suffer from insanity, From the voices in your mind..

Priceless Treasures
This is something that my daughter wrote. It brought a tear to my eye. I am going to type it just like she wrote it. By the way, she is 10yrs old. Dear Priceless Treasures, I'm writing to remember this memory of happiness. My GiGi has died, but her soul hasn't. I know she watches over me no matter what. When people die, they stay inside you. Their precious memories go into your heart. Just because some people pass away doesn't mean you shouldn't go on with your life. Just remember that they are always right there to catch you when you fall. I've listened to God and have obeyed. I never turn around on my path because if I go forward through my path, I shall find the lights of heaven and that's something worth not giving up on. I have heard throughout my family and God say "Don't worry about the past, just think toward the future." Remember that everybody in this wonderful world is your family. But I want everybody to remember this: Just because someone passes away, doesn't mean you

Priceless
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up

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The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife.When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. Joe saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need... a new suit." He entered the shop and told the salesman,I'd like a new suit." The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44 long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" Been in t

The Price Of Film
Oy. So I took waaaaaaaay too many rolls of film at faire last weekend. I have a digital camera but for the close ups that I wanted of certain shows I needed an SLR camera. Well, the only SLR I own is an APS film camera. Three rolls of film cost me 15 bucks! So I took a lot of pictures. I'm gonna be pissed if they don't turn out. Esp since it's gonna cost me about $66 to develop them when I pick them up at lunch. Once again I'm wishing that I had a digital SLR. Oy. I'll update with non-bitchy stuff later. :)

The Price Is Right
As an individual who's inspiration is based largely on nostalgia, I would ask that everyone reflect on what Bob Barker and The Price is Right has meant to them. I got the chance to watch the show this morning, and even though it was done like most of the other shows, it was meaningful because it may have been Bob Barker's last. I remember watching The Price is Right when I was very young, and every time I'd be sick from school, it was almost ritual that I take the hour out of my day to watch it. Hopefully, Bob Barker will change his mind and come back because the show wouldn't be the same without him, and I'm positive that everyone would agree with me on that. Chances are I'll never been in the audience for an episode of The Price is Right or make my way up to Contestants Row, but hopefully one day, I'll be able to thank Bob Barker personally and tell him what The Price is Right meant to me.

Priceless
GIVE THREE PERFECT STRANGERS A GOOD DINNER $ 100.00 BUY AND DONATE 25 NEW BOOKS FOR A SCHOOL THAT HAS VERY LITTLE $125.00 DONATING YOUR TIME IN A SALVATION ARMY SOUP KITCHEN 0.00 SPENDING 2000.00 DOLLARS IN UNDER TWO WEEKS ON A FREE SITE, NOT HELPING PEOPLE THAT ARE STARVING IN YOUR STATE JUST SO YOU CAN GET A GODFATHER STATICS AND COLORED NAME, AND VERY LITTLE RESPECT FROM ME ...PRICELESS FOR EVERYTHING ELSE THERES MASTER CARD.

The Price Of Children
The Price of Children This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition . But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour . Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140 ? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night.

Price Of A Bottle Of Wine
A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and decided to send a reply note to the man. The waiter, who was lingering for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return this to the woman. It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut three inch

Priceless Treasures
Priceless treasures A little gold A heart of silver Never so bold Alluring a character; Soft like cream Silky lovely hair Girl of my dream The fate I'm going to fare; Sweetest personality Lovely dreamgirl of mine How to qualify your beauty If not divine; A priceless gem you are Like a bright shard of ruby You heal all scars Such lies your beauty; The shade of a tree Dancing branches in the breeze Such are you to me My heart you seize; My perfect little angel From heaven above the blue sky In my heart you dwell Always hovering nigh; My lovely little thought Bringing a much longed for harmony My heart you've caught Oh my sweet little honey; My wonderful mate I am so very glad that you're mine Hope it's written in our fate What do you say? I love you, oh beauty I love you for what you are Your character and personality I accept you just as you are; For you suit me, complete me No doubt about it You fit me perfectly, Even with our differences. Of

Pricing
So I'm pricing art on ebay cause I'm gonna be getting rid of some of my work, very not easy, I have no ideah how to price work because Ive never sold anything for more than cost. any work that Ive done that isnt in my possesion is in the hands of friends........any suggestions?

Pricks And Prick Tricks
i really love it when people try to spite you by doing ass hole things tring to hurt you and it all comes down to one thing bitch i am the bigger prick of all you can not out think me so please give the fuck up before you get burnt you self rightous bitch

Priceless
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do

Priceless...
This should probably be taped to your bathroom mirror where one could read it everyday. You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. 1. There are at least two people in this world that you would die for. 2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. 3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. 4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. 5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. 6. You mean the world to someone. 7. You are special and unique. 8. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. 9. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. 10. When you think the world has turned its back on you take another look. 11. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks. So...........If you are a loving friend, send this to everyone, including the one that sent it to you. If you get it back, then they really do

Price To Play
Failed to see, How destructive we can be. Taking without giving back, 'Til the damage can be seen, Can you see? Can you see? The more you take, The more you blame, But everything still feels the same. The more you hurt, The more you strain, The price you pay to play the game, Then all you see, And all you gain, And all you step on with no shame, There are no rules, No one to blame, The price you pay to play the game. Apathy, the chosen way to be, Blindly look the other way, While you waste away with me, Can you see? Can you see? The more you take, The more you blame, But everything still feels the same. The more you hurt, The more you strain, The price you pay to play the game, Then all you see, And all you gain, And all you step on with no shame, There are no rules, No one to blame, The price you pay to play the game. What you pay to play the game?

Price Advice
I make and sale pool balls. I have them priced at $100 for a set of 6. I need now to figure out how much to charge for just one single pillow. I will give you the address since it seems to not let me add it here. Others Please take a look on my website and tell me what you think. You can either contact me here on ct or contact me at the address on the website and let me know what you think.

Priceless (a Must Read For All The Guys Out There)
This actually IS true! It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it on the Tonight Show. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University: It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception. To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila envelope, including the wedding party. He said that this was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open the envelopes......... Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex..........

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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees are a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he noticed a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favori

Priceless
***** MASTERCARD WEDDING ???***** You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groo

Price Is Right
You walk in the room everyone will swoon Do they know what you do How you make your money They say everything in life has a price You said goodbye to your pride What is the price? What is the night? What is your life! What is the price? What is the night? What is your life! Dancing like everyone is looking Does your daddy know your hooking Selling your ride Thrills for a night They say everything in life has a price You said goodbye to your pride What is the price? what is the night? what is your life! What is the price? what is the night? what is your life! Can you put a price on your pride? Can you put a price on your life? Sleepless in the middle of the night Never think it will ever be right Dancing like everyone is looking Does your daddy know your hooking selling your ride thrills for a night What is the price? What is the night? what is your life! What is the price? What is the night? What is your.............LIFE!

The Price Of Confession
A man enters a confessional. He says to the Irish Priest, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month." The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's'." Soon, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months." This time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the neighbourhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," says the priest. "Go and say ten 'Hail Mary's'." The next morning in church, the priest is preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down in front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits down with her legs sl

Price Of Gasoline
Today I was at the gas station and a guy in line was nagging the cashier about the price of gas. It's $2.75 a gal. here. He was paying for a sport drink which was $1.49. I asked him if he knew how much that drink cost by the gallon at that price....he had no clue. I told him that at $1.49 for a 20 oz bottle....he is paying over $9.00 a gallon! He looked at it in disgust, put it down, paid for his gas and left without another word.....lmaoooooooooo

The Price Of Love Copy Write 2007
Why must you hate me so. You say you love me and yet you look away. I knew I've changed, at leaston th eoutsidee. Inside I'm still the same at least I try to be. Isn't that why you fell in love with me, isn't that what you said? Still you feel that you need other women. I've examined what they are, to see what I don't have. Everything is what I need to look the way you want. To be sexy again, I think, (yes), I'd pay the price. I would do it for you, to look at me again. To have you love me and long for me the way you would. To hold me and not flinch or shrink away. I would pay the price to hear you say "I love you" and know for sure it's true. I would give the rest of me to be ALL that you would need. To have you love me the way we were, I would pay the price they ask. For you I would do this and more, to feel your love again. For you I would pay the price they ask for love

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The Price(lessness) Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly ki

Priceless Treasure
Every morning you are handed 24 golden hours. They are one of the few things in this world that you get free of charge. If you had all the money in the world, you couldn't buy an extra hour. What will you do with this priceless treasure?

Priceless
After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into one of the water holes. As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother was running towards them in a panic. "Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she says she shook the older boy's shoulders in anger combined with relief. "We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said. "And I was just baptizing him.....'in the name of the Father, the Son and in the hole-he-goes.' "

Priceless!!!
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose! Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in Lipstick: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner ton

Price Of Ticker Message!
The price of a ticker message just went up! Ok so I don't know how long ago, but DAMN! It's now worth 100,000 fubucks! Not a mere 50,000 fubucks like it used to be when they first allowed it. Beware! FUBAR CHEATS YOU OUT OF FUBUCKS!!! IT's not worth it anyway. Those scrolling messages suck!!!

Price We Pay
What do you think of the price we for everything. From the price of gas to t he price of milk, food and basic things we all need in life. i mean 2.80+ for a gallon of gas, now that is stupid, since 3 years the cost for a gallon iof gas was 1.62 a gallon, such an increase, and the price of a gallon of milk is around 3.59 per gallon, now this is stupi also. The problem is not with the farmers or big oil well most of it is not big oil, it is that damn pres. bush, when he gets out of office we will see the gas price come down, and back to where is should be. but they got us by the short and curlys, what r we going to do, not drive to work or anywhere for that matter. As for the price of milk and other food, we r producing corn for the e85 gas, but what do they do with the left over stuff that is hazerdous to our health and the ground, they find some podunk town to dump it in, and they (government) wins again. so it's a catch 22 if you ask me. And speaking of E85 if it is so good, why

Price Of Children
This is just too good not to pass on to all. Something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140 for a middle income family. Talk about sticker shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, or * $171.08 a week. * That's a mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is don't have children if you want to be "rich." Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140? * Naming rights. First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hold. * Butterfly

Priceless
THIS IS TOO SWEET FOR WORDS!!! A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street. The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand. "That's a serious step," he said. "Have you thought it out completely?" "Yes," his young son answered . "We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers. It's right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark." "How about transportation?" the father asked. "I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles," the little boy answered. The boy had an answer to every question the father raised. Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked, "What about babies? When you're married, you're liable to have babies, you know." "We've thought about that, too," the little boy replied. "We're not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg, I'm going to step on it!"

Priceless (cop & Ticket)
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked . "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

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i want to share a little something . this happen to me in a wafflehouse first off when i walked in i was greated by everyone as a normal customer i then started talking to some of the people i know as well as the employee's i worked my way to the booth in the corner and was asked if i could give someone a ride if there ride didnt show up,. it was night and it wasnt the best neighborhood to walk around in so i said sure i was sitting at a booth waiting on my wife (who is the manager) or the word to give someone a ride. then i seen the guy that ask for the ride walk out and it looked liked he was mad so i went to see if he still needed the ride considering i hadnt seen anyone pull in the parking lot. when i get out the 2nd door he's across the parking lot and in another stores parking lot so i call out to him hey james and then i walk up to him when he all the sudden grabs my shirt and says dont come out here trying to defend your wife , at this poin

The Price
Black, only black and the soft whisperes.. "I saved this for you" "You didnt have to" "I saw it bloom. It was your smile and now I see you smile once again" Scraping, Metal on Rusted Metal. Clamping shut... Tight A single scream... "I wont let them hurt you!" "DONT GO!" Another scream. laughter and pain. hot smoldering pain. "Meun? Where are you Meun!" Searching through the rubble through the destruction "No... No... NO!" silence... reflected silence Metal on metal Scraping shut a gasp of pain Bound gasping tearing cutting bleeding In the mind... ~Dont worry Tien~ "Meun?" ~Its alright... I'm here with you~ "Im sorry I couldnt save you" ~Quite, let go~ "I'm sorry Meun, I should have been there to protect you" ~Shhh Tien, I'm right here. I'm with you. I'm with you~ release Sudden Sigh the darkness lifts She smiles soothing Joy her touch is warm Her kiss is sweet no more pain...

Price Of Gasoline
This is my response to a MUM I responded to recently regarding the current price of gasoline - just thought I'd blog my opinion too. "After reading all recent comments on this mum - I'd have to agree that Cooperate America sux and for those of us who choose to live in rural towns, rather than over-populated cities,alternate transportation isn't really an option. And, I hate to break it to some of you, but, gasoline is a necessity to most of us - Big Oil realizes this and will continue to raise the price, because they know we need to purchase it regardless of cost. Someone mentioned owning a motorcycle - that's great and economic, unless you live in a state that has 3+ months of winter - lol. The horse idea isn't bad, unless you have a 30+ minute commute to work one way (by automobile)! Complain as we may, there's not much we can do about being raped at the pump, besides bring along some KY lubricant! Let's put another Texan (oil tycoon) in presidency, shall we - or better yet, lets

Priceless!!! Lmao!!!
LIZARD BIRTHING If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. " But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduc

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The Price Of Being Fu Famous???
I am so glad I am a nobody on this site. Teh nasty mean bulletins going around... hes screwin soap.. shes takin her panties off for rates.. she smokes crack and is ugly.. wtf??? Im not in high school no more.. and I dont think even THEN I was subject to the kind of preschool games that are here. They do have a block button for this very same reason. If you dont like someone.. and hey I bet I will be on this list very soon.. BLOCK THEM!!!!! EVERYONE on this site is just like you.. the person makin the bulletins.. the blogs.. human and with feelings. Everyone has bad days.. and everyone will hurt when you get nasty about them. You dont like it.. be THUMPER!!!!! If you aint got nothing nice to say.. keep your fucking mouth shut!!!!! I am proud to be a nobody..32 years old non soap fucker, no crack and hey.. maybe even cute.

Priceless!!
A husband wakes up with a huge hangover the night > after a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and > the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water > on the bedside table. And, next to them, a single red rose! The husband > sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and > pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, > spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes > when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom > mirror and notices a note on the table: Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping, Love > you! He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, > there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the > table, eating. The husband asks, Son... what happened last > night?! Well, you came home after 3 am, drunk and out of > your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway

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So Are You Getting Drunk On New Years Ok My Fubar Friends Are You Getting Drunk Tonight Or Are You Playing That Sober Role Oh I Can’t Drink Because I Don’t Know When To Stop I Just Finish Rehab LoL Ha Ha He-He ! $ PRICELESS $ Buried at PhotoCasket.com

Price Of Gas
The price of Gas All these examples do NOT imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are.... You will be really shocked by the last one! (At least, I was...) Compared with Gasoline...... Think a gallon of gas is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 ... $10.32 per gallon Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ..........$9.52 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 .... $10.17 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ......... $10.00 per gallon Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 ...... $33.60 per gallon Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ... $178.13 per gallon Pepto Bismol 4 oz $3.85 .. $123.20 per gallon Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ....... . $25.42 per gallon Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .....$84.48 per gallon And this is the REAL KICKER... Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon! $21.19 for WATER and the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.) Ever wonder why printer

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While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop,"what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," she said,"I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide." "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked. "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..." Traffic Ticket $95.00 Court Cost $45.00 Look On The Cops Face...PRICELESS For everything

Price Of Gas Around The World
That's it i'm moving......... PRICE OF GAS AROUND THE WORLD Prices are quoted in US dollars per gallon for regular unleaded. image0011.jpg Oslo, Norway $6.82 image0022.jpg Hong Kong $6.25 image0033.jpg Brussels, Belgium $6.16 image0044.jpg London, UK $5.96 image0055.jpg Rome, Italy $5.80 image0066.jpg Tokyo, Japan $5.25 image0077.jpg Sao Paulo, Brazil $4.42 image0088.jpg New Delhi, India $3.71

Pricey Parrots
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner points to three identical looking parrots on a perch and says, “The parrot to the left costs $500.” “Why does the parrot cost so much?” the customer asks. The owner says, “Well, it knows how to use a computer.” The customer asks about the next parrot and is told, “That one costs $1,000 because it can do everything the other parrot can do plus it knows how to use the UNIX operating system.” Naturally, the increasingly startled man asks about the third parrot and is told, “That one costs $2,000.” Needless to say this begs the question, “What can IT do?” The owner replies “To be honest I’ve never seen it do a thing but the other two call him boss!”

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Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard ........................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor.................8 cal With Differen

Priceless..... Shoutbox
Had to share my funny shoutbox conversation with you that I had with apparently my savior (aka: http://www.fubar.com/user/1759026 ) Scourge Of...: yes, you will do nicely ->Scourge Of...: i will do nicely? Scourge Of...: Yes. ->Scourge Of...: for? Scourge Of...: A little mission I am on. I am afraid I don't have time for details now. ->Scourge Of...: gottcha *about 10 mins passes, yes I was curious, lol ->Scourge Of...: so just gonna leave me hanging are ya? Scourge Of...: I'm sorry? Scourge Of...: I don't understand what it is you're requesting. ->Scourge Of...: lol, nevermind i was trying to figure out what it was you were talking about Scourge Of...: Well, hopefully it is all clear now. ->Scourge Of...: nope but that's all good hun Scourge Of...: It will be someday soon. ->Scourge Of...: k Scourge Of...: To spell it out for the simpletons, I intend to rehabilitate you so that you are no longer an att

Pricks.
I missed watching the premiere episode of "One Way Out" last night on Discovery but I recently found this link. http://www.northsouth.tv/#prod%20wed This is the website of North South Productions who "created" the show "One Way Out". If you watch the clip they have for this show on thier website you will see that the basic premise is the escape artist being challenged by devices created by a sort of "mad machinist" or engineer who devises brilliant traps to test the escape guy with. Sounds original, right? Now for a history lesson. In 2002 I became friends with a brilliant man in Kentucky by the name of Tim Hill. Tim works out of a small metal working shop behind his house and created some of the most bizarre and brilliant props I hhave ever had the pleasure of using. How it works is that I come up with the basic idea and Tim builds it and adds his own artistic elements. If you go to my website at www.thedarkmaster.com and use the pull down menu on the second pa

Priceless!!!
Four year education at the University of West Virginia - $57,896.00 Admission to a fraternity party - $10.00 A Canon PowerShot 5.0-Megapixel Digital ELPH Camera - $399.00 Sending Mom and Dad a photo of you and your friend, without looking at it first...... PRICELESS!!!

The Price Of Gas ...what Do You Think?
For years the gas industry has suffered from seasonal Alzheimer’s and would cry wolf about not knowing that the demand would increase during the summer months and their would be a shortage, which in turn, would generate higher prices and more revenue for themselves. Needless to say, usually after each summer a miracle would occur and the gas companies would miraculously find more supplies. Unfortunately the masses would play into this shortage, fueled by the communications media. For each summer there would be a tirade of interviews and pundits saying how the minor increase of perhaps ten cents a gallon would severely impede one’s travel. Where, in essence, ten cents a gallon literally would translate to perhaps ten dollars (for 100 gallons of fuel) for any major vacation traveler. But now when the price of gas hits and hurts everyone perhaps it is too little too late. Are we the voting public going to have another seasonal congressional hearing about the rise in cost? Are we the votin

The Price Of Being Selective
I have come to realize the price of being selective is rude spiteful comments & actions from rude & spiteful people. I am not some hot sexy girl, I know this... But I'm not some ugly swamp monkey either. And heaven forbid you turn someone down for sex b/c then you are automatically called a slut, a whore, and in some cases a cunt.... Obviously I'm not a whore, b/c I didn't sleep with you? (which is normally my reply) What cracks me up is if you turn them down they usually pop off with.... well I didn't wanna fuck you anyway.... Well then why were you trying to get me to sleep with you? (I never get a reply for this question...LOL) Seriously though isn't not sleeping with someone the complete opposite of being a slut or a whore.... Or am I mistaken in some way? I am sure that women do this type of thing also... So I'm not trying to be some kind of Bone Crushing Man Basher... I have just met the worst of the worst lately.... Just my luck I suppose...

A Prick Sent Me This Hate Message In My Mail...look How Rude!
from: immmad (Online) United States subject: stay married received: 07/22/2008 08:20 am replied: 07/22/2008 08:22 am block this member Flag as spam because you are UGLY UGLY UGLU FUGLYFUGLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLYYYYYYYYYY!!!

Priceless (i Wish I Had Thought Of This)
Subject: The letter shown below is an actual letter sent to > >> a bank by > >> an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing > >> enough to > >> have it published in the New York Times. > >> > >> > >> > >> Dear Sir: > >> > >> > >> I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which > >> I > >> endeavored to pay my plumber last month. > >> > >> > >> By my calculations, three nanoseconds must have elapsed > >> between his > >> presenting the check and the arrival in my account of the > >> funds needed > >> to honor it. > >> > >> > >> I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my > >> entire > >> pension, an arrangement which, I admit, has been in place > >> for only > >> eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief > >> window of > >> opportunity, and also for debiting my account $30 by way of > >> penalty > >> for th

Price Of Admision
............shannon made me do it .....but i still loves her .........20 fu-bucks and ill let you view for like ...........5 days....... ...........50 fu-bucks ......and ill let you veiw for like. .......10 days .........100 fu-bucks and ill let you.....veiw for like ...... 3 weeks or some crap and if you let me see your dirty pics.......ill let you see mine........FOR LIKE 100 FU-BUCKS lol

Price Of Oil
Just for all the people to know that the price of oil is controlled by the democratic run Senate.We have well that have oil,but are not being used.It helps people in the oild field to have high paying jobs to have the price so high. We have not built a new "Refinery"in America since the compition in 1972.The Senate will not bring up or vote on anyone building another one till you make them! I don't hear anyone running for office talking about this.So no one is going to solove our problem till you slap the "Media"in the face,and tell them no more lies! We have more oil than we can put in the refineries here.You paying higher prices for the already refined gas being imported from other countries! Ask a working employee of a "Production Platform".I have many friends and relatives working the area.We have whole platforms "Capped"off while everyone is telling you that we need to drill more.

Priceless
Sittin at home getting high with my homie and he told me something that happened to him as a kid and we came up with this What u get as a parent taken ur kid school shopping.... New shoes $100.00 New clothing $200.00 UR son farting loudly in the store and blaming u Priceless I thought it was funny but then again i was stoned lol

Priceless
Has Anyone Ever Told You, Just How Special You Are The Light that You Emit Might even Light a Star Did Anyone Ever Tell You How Important You Make Others Feel Somebody out here is Smiling About Love that is so Real Did Anyone Ever Tell You that Many Times When They were Sad Your E-mail made Them Smile a bit In Fact It made Them Glad For the Time You Spend Sending Things And Sharing whatever You Find There are No Words to Thank You But Somebody, Thinks You're Fine Did Anyone Ever Tell You Just How Much They Like You Well, My Dearest Friend Today I am Telling You I HOPE I GET THIS BACK I believe that without a friend you are missing out on a lot!!! Don't be confused by friends and acquaintances, there is a difference I consider you a FRIEND ! KNOW THAT YOU ARE LOVED ! IF YOU WAKE UP IN A RED ROOM WITH NO WINDOWS OR DOORS................DONT PANIC YOU ARE IN MY HEART." I Love My FRIENDS!

Priceless!!! Lmfao
Telling Husband you're going out for the night with the 'Girls'... $0.00 Red Leather Jacket for night out with the 'Girls'... $200.00 Car wash and Wax... $20.00 Getting a Radar photo speeding ticket while out with the 'Girls'. $150.00 Having Husband open the Mailed Radar Photo citation, and seeing you with another mans Dick in your hands........PRICELESS!!!!!

Price Of A Tiresome Letter
Random words on a blank sheet of paper spilling soulful mystries upon a tablet of deceipt and lies notes of a song in my heart onto a letter of hate and betrayal expressing my love! to one who cares nothing of me envy and hate tears us apart wind takes you away with this letter you carry my soul written down to expose or to cherish is beyond my pride playing with emotions as a cat plays with a mouse to torture or to cure the ailment of my disease your love is the only cure

Price? Condition? Presentation? Now Tell Me Again Which One Is King?
Several weeks ago there was a flurry of activity here on SIF about the King of Real Estate. Price is King! No, presentation is King! No, price and presentation don't matter if it's in poor condition, condition is King! It occurred to me that when you look at the whole picture, everyone is right. There are three key steps along the way to the successful sale of our client's properties. At the point in time that an agent and home owner agree on the list price, Price is definitely king. If the price range is in line with the comps then you're on your way to a successful sale. Next, when a property presentation specialist (Stager) and an inspector advises the home owner of any and all condition issues that must be addressed and action is taken by the owner, at that point Condition is King. Then when the home owner or agent has the home staged to increase the marketability of that home, Property presentation or Staging is at that point the King. So it would appear to me that

Priceless-show Mercy..lol
Happy Hour= $100 Blast= $50 Making a $50 Blast to announce your an Idiot because your Profile was Private during your $100 Happy Hour....PRICELESS!!! ROFLMAO.. sorry.. couldn't help but do this.. So go show the guy some mercy, after all he is out there serving our country.. talliban hunter '08@ fubar Another reason why your profile shouldn't be set to private..lol Please Re-Post. Just a quickie by: MsCharlotte2U~ No Rate~No Add~Stalking~X©ït€M€@ fubar

The Price Of Dishonesty Is Self-destruction.
The price of dishonesty is self-destruction. --Rita Mae Brown There once was a woman who told her husband what she thought he wanted to hear. She told him she was happy when she wasn't. She told him she liked his friends when she didn't. She tried to figure out what he wanted so she could do it for him. She felt hurt when he didn't do the same for her. She felt he should also try to read her mind and do what she wanted without her having to express it. She was scared to tell him how she really felt. However, her pain and resentment grew so much she couldn't stand it any longer, so she told him her true feelings. He was so used to hearing her lies that he called her a liar when she told the truth. Now she knew how much she had hurt herself by trying to please him at the cost of her own honesty and needs. Honesty is necessary for a good relationship with anyone. When we lie to ourselves, we cannot tell the truth to others. By being honest, we open our doors to others, we trus

The Price Of Knowledge
Innocence lost is knowledge gained But at first learning this, most are pained But then realization finally wins through And then knowing this confirms You life is yours to live as you choose But make your choices wisely Because it may come to pass That the knowledge you come about May be the end of you at last!

Priceless
Listen 2 Ur Heart - Jon Young THIS GIRL RIGHT HERE IS AMAZING, SHE'S BEEN AROUND FU FOR A LONG TIME, ALMOST AS LONG AS I HAVE AND SHE DESERVES TONS AND TONS OF LOVE Priceless™ :: Deputy Chief 2nd Alarm Hotties Elite ::@ fubar LOOK AT HER! SMOKING HOT.. YOU CAN'T DENY IT! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE ONE AND ONLY: Drunk1™@ fubar fine print: But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.

The Priceless Spotlight Fund!!
Hey to all that read this. Trying to help raise up enough fubucks to Spotlight my #1 friend, Priceless. As some know, im holding auctions for that sole purpose, but with the price of spotlights these days, need a lil more lol more is always better. So if you can, stop by my page or hers, and make a donation. Thanks to all that help in this matter, leave a comment if you like too. Lets help this sweetheart, and amazing person, long time Cherry tap/ Fubar user get to where she deserves to be, In the spotlight :D Thanks to everyone, and anyone that helps out!!

Price Of Children
The Price of Children This is just too good not to pass on to all. Here is something absolutely positive for a change. I have repeatedly seen the breakdown of the cost of raising a child, but this is the first time I have seen the rewards listed this way. It's nice. The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140.00 for a middle income family. Talk about price shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition. But $160,140.00 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into: * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, * $171.08 a week. * A mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. Still, you might think the best financial advice is; don't have children if you want to be 'rich.' Actually, it is just the opposite. What do you get for your $160,140.00? * Naming rights . First, middle, and last! * Glimpses of God every day. * Giggles under the covers every night. * More love than your heart can hol

The Price I Pay For Blogstalking...
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Andy [2] You were in the car with? Next door neighbor [3] Went to the mall with? I always go by myself [4] Person you talked on the phone with? Hubby [5] You messaged/commented on Fubar? Degorath T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? False Q: Been searched By Cops? False Q: Been suspended from school? False Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? False Q: Broken a bone? False Q: Have shaved your head? False Q: Played a prank on someone? True Q: Had/have a gym membership? False Q: Shot a gun? True Q: Donated Blood? True WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? Drink [2] Be serious or be funny? Yes [3] Go

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Priceless Dog: Dinner party for 8 $250....Wine for guests $80... Your parents are thereYour in-laws are thereYour boss and his wife are thereThe minister and his wife are thereYou're all settling down for a nice relaxing eveningdinnerThen in walks the dog...................PRICELESS

Priceless Lol
> THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS> SITTING ON THE TOILET.> > > HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE> GOES IN TO SEE> WHAT'S UP.> > THE LITTLE BOY IS GRIPPING ON TO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS> LEFT HAND AND> > HITTING HIMSELF ON TOP OF THE HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.> > HIS MOTHER SAYS: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? > YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A> WHILE."> > BILLY SAYS: "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T> GONE 'DOODY' YET."> > MOTHER SAYS: "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE> > MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON> THE HEAD?"> > BILLY SAYS: "WORKS FOR> KETCHUP."

Price!
So much pain so much hurt, It all seems to built up into my caged animal. Then when my animal comes out pain comes to others. But yet i am here to help others. and help i do! But why must i have this curse of feelings others pain and knowing what they are going through! people say its my gift! GIFT!! i say no gift, its a curse. Yes i maybe able to help them but i can feel there pain. And i help them. They thank me and compare me to great things in which i am not. My price for this is my animal is becoming numbed to feeling. Now it seems as if i am slowly giving up on hope. Price and pay! And now the damage is starting to show. the scars are beginning to appear now! And now all the pain begans to bleed all again. I am paying my price for not caring for me and regreting on everything that i have done! paid the sacrifice to just help others and not care for me. And paid i am being! But must i continue this dreadfull pay! How can i solve such a burdon. The pain

Priceless(amanda)
Through the rain she walks. But not a drop does touch her. Above her in the sky. It's as if the clouds never were. The day seems brighter. Each time she passes by. When she looks at me and smiles. All my sadness says goodbye. At night before I sleep. I could think of her and worries fade.And dream dreams of happy thoughts. And look forward to the next day.

Priceless
A husband & wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.. The husband turned to his wife and said, "Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet you can't tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time." She said: "Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick."

♥priceless♥ Needs Help To Angel!
Hey Everyone, Again, I know :) ♥Priceless♥ is about 500k to level to Angel... can you please stop by and show her some love. She is runnin' Auto's for about 6 more hrs ... any help would be great! Thank you so much again! Here is the link to her profile... *hugzzzzz http://fubar.com/627374

The Price Paid For Your Freedon..
Take Care Of Our Veterans They Gave You Freedom Thank A Veteran As I came out of the supermarket that sunny day, pushing my cart of groceries towards my car, I saw an old man with the hood of his car up and a lady sitting inside the car, with the door open. The old man was looking at the engine. I put my groceries away in my car and continued to watch the old gentleman from about twenty five feet away. I saw a young man in his early twenties with a grocery bag in his arm, walking towards the old man. The old gentleman saw him coming too and took a few steps towards him. I saw the old gentleman point to his open hood and say something. The young man put his grocery bag into what looked like a brand new Cadillac Escalade and then turn back to the old man and I heard him yell at the old gentleman saying, 'You shouldn't even be allowed to drive a car at your age.' And then with a wave of his hand, he got in his car and peeled rubber out of the parking lot. I saw the old gentleman pul

Price
Love is one of those emotions that no one can afford anymore because the price is majority of the time a broken heart or just an empty promise, that you find yourself waiting on. Only to end up waiting on something that was never there to begin with, They say love is the most powerful force on earth well so is a the hurt that can follow that so called love. Honestly its hard to love knowing that anytime your heart could be ripped form your chest and broken, How many guys & girls go through life looking for that one person they feel is their soul mate just to go through pain all the time in order to find that person is it really worth that kind of Price.

The Price
I wish for just a moment You’d know just what I feelI know it would not change your heartBut you’d know my love is realI live each day with thoughts of youThey will not let me restThey take my very breath awayPut a lump within my breastAnd if this heartache you could feelIf only for a dayYou might at least give me a thoughtFor the price I have to pay

The Price Was Right!
You've heard people talk about how much things cost back in the "good old days" --- heck you might remeber them yourself (Uncle John does). Talk about nostalgia -- we found these prices in The Money Book, by Peter Skolnick In 1926: 1 lb. of steak: $.37 1 dozen eggs: $.45 Grand piano: $625 1926 Chevrolet: $510 Frigidaire Refrigerator: $395 RCA Radio: $150 Ticket from NY to Philadelphia on the Pennsylvania Railroad: $3.00 In 1936 FDR's presidential salary: $75,000 a year Average starting salary for a college graduate: $20-25 a week First class stamp: $.03 Quart of milk: $.12 Full dinner at New York's Roxy Grill: $.75 Six - pack of Coca-Cola (bottles): $.25 13-day cruise from New York to Bermud

The Price Tag Heuer Replica Watches
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Price Reduction Gucci Watches Give You No Hesitation Just Before Options To Possess Elegance
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Price
Love is one of those emotions that no one can afford anymore because the price is Majority of the time a broken heart or just an empty promise, that you find yourself waiting on. Only to end up waiting on something that was never there to begin with, They say love is the most powerful force on earth well so is the hurt that can follow that so called love. Honestly its hard to love knowing that anytime your heart could be ripped from your chest and broken, how man guys & girls go through life looking for that on person they feel is their soul mate just to go through pain all the time in order to find that person is it really worth that kind of price.