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~ Jessica Pieces~
I love how tortured you are, she said. She told me a story of her Unicorn and I hung on every word understanding the last word written on ten thousand tears~.. Feel that .I felt that I know this.. All her words all sweetly screaming the agony of her blissful bleeding ruby heart~ She was right , I am tortured By all the things I am all the things I cant be all the things I desire all the things I feel , trapped and tortured in my own box on misunderstanding. Trying to keep my head above water just to see where the whirlpool I am in takes me I feel like I am torn always torn in so many pieces , scattered to all the winds. Everyone gets a piece a prize a place in line at the freak show that is my life . The audience participates leaves a mark , carves there name into my soul and my flesh . Whats left of me? Who am I? why cant I see? Why do we always throw away and push away what we really want ? Whats a soul mate? Why am I in this life whats my reason? Why do I care? I want to give it all

Jessie
A college girl, shes smart and chill got a good voice and looks that could kill we talk alot bout catlin and leah how much we miss em and wish we could see em she loves to dance and she loves how i write shes easy to talk to and we never fight she says im talented i think she lies that crazy girl has never been high listens to good music, she has good taste but she lives in north dakota, what a waste now we talk alot and we both like to laugh we know who we love,we've found our chosen paths she worries of the future, her love cat tries to lie to me and tells me shes fat shes stuck on it but i dont believe her she says i will once i see her the silly girl says she cant sing but damn, her voice is amazing i hope he realizes what he has with her hes really lucky shes an awesome girl she sweet, shes nice, shes a bit of alright i talk to her like every night i really appreciate all her support i hope he knows how well he scored this is for you jessie your awesome Du

Jessica
Well.. My daughter is now 1 C.T.meter Dilated, Which got me very excited. Shes been having cramps on & off for a couple of days..shes not due til Dec 12th, but something tells me shes going to have her earlier than she thinks. Her Doctor said the same. Heres a pic of her she took yesterday This is her Now And I remember her at this age.. My daughter w/ My friend Paul God time Flies....

Jessas Drama Stay Away Or This Is Wat You Get!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessa Farris (12/6/2007 9:27:16 AM): good morning Jessa Farris (12/6/2007 10:03:37 AM): seriously Jessa Farris (12/6/2007 10:03:54 AM): you yelled at my little brother over my spat.. when fucking carl started to "punk" him? Jessa Farris (12/6/2007 10:04:14 AM): wow... real mature.. its ok .. you yelling at kyle had no effect.. so keep bitching.. no one cares. go run along now.. Cassie Davis (12/6/2007 10:33:11 AM): if kyle is so important go be with him and leave us all the fuck alone Jessa Farris (12/6/2007 10:33:19 AM): LOL Jessa Farris (12/6/2007 10:33:51 AM): fuck u lmao. he is my little brother. who you crushed cuz you couldnt be treated right its sad you gotta try to punk him too.. damn.. cassie go fuck carl.. you two are perfect for each other.. Cassie Davis (12/6/2007 10:34:14 AM): i will gladly Jessa Farris (12/6/2007 10:35:10 AM): Jessa Farris (12/6/2007 10:35:12 AM): toodles Cassie Davis (12/6/2007 10:35:18 AM): look if you don't want all this drama why are you d

Jessi's New Dance Blog!
Check out Jessi’s New Blog! Jessi posted a new blog about how she started dancing and some of her experiences. Check it out here. Log in to leave comments for Jessi or post your own blogs. If you haven't joined the site yet, register here for your chance to win a call from Jessi! - Team Jessi Text "Jessi" to 99499 to get the "Booty Bangs" ringtone

Jessi's Favorite Performance
Jessi’s Favorite Performances Jessi posted another new blog about her favorite performances. Check it out here. Log in to leave comments for Jessi or post your own blogs. Keep checking back for more Jessi blogs, news, and more! If you haven't joined the site yet, register here for your chance to win a call from Jessi! - Team Jessi Text "Jessi" to 99499 to get the "Booty Bangs" ringtone 10:29 PM - 0 Comments - 0 Kudos - Add Comment

Jessology- Survey
Let others know a little more about yourself, re-post this as your name followed by "ology." MOUTHOLOGY Q. What is your salad dressing of choice? A. Creamy Italian is my favorite if I have to choose one. Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant? A. Not a huge fan of fast food- but I do like regular cheeseburgers from McDonalds Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? A. Cheesecake Factory ranks high- but no one favorite Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant? A. usually good- they live on tips ya know.. at least 18%- 20% for great service Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of? A. strawberries.. in fact I am sure I have eaten them for more days than two weeks Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice? A. nothing beats just plain cheese pizza- but im up for most anything Q. What do you like to put on your toast? A. butter.. sometimes cinnamon sugar when im feeling crazy! TECHNOLOGY Q. What i

Jessica
Jessica fubar page http://www.fubar.com/user/25632 FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE The pictures she uses can be located here: http://www.okayamigo.com/members/profile_view.phtml?user_num=46828 Page has been inactive for some time due to a previous FAKE Busting.

Jesse
you left me alone when i needed you the most i hope you can live with yourself dont try and make yourself feel better by saying i never asked you to stay i did and i shouldnt have had to ask you left me alone on the floor crying in pain i had surgery because of you and you left me alone so that you could go drink when you came home instead of checking on me you took the tv out of my room just so it could sit on the floor in the living room and not get used then you made me move me stuff out the next day even though i wasn't supposed to because it could hurt me or make me bleed and you got mad at me when i said i had to stop because i started bleeding really bad. you even got pissed when i didnt come to get the rest of my stuff the next day because i had to go to the hospital to get checked out because i was bleeding to much and told me you were going to start throwing my stuff away.you used to be a better person then this. i cant belie

Jesse James
You're struttin' into town like you're slingin' a gun Just a small town dude with a big city attitude Honey are ya lookin' for some trouble tonight Well all right You think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild Shoot 'em all down with the flash of your pearly smile Honey but you met your match tonight Oh, that's right You think you'll knock me off my feet 'til I'm flat on the floor 'Til my heart is cryin' Indian and I'm beggin for more So come on baby Come on baby show me what that loaded gun is for [CHORUS] If you can give it I can take it 'Cause if this heart is gonna break it's gonna take a lot to break it I know tonight Somebody's gonna win the fight So if you're so tough Come on and prove it You heart is down for the count and you know you're gonna lose it Tonight you're gonna go down in flames Just like Jesse James You're an outlaw lover and I'm after your hide Well you ain't so strong, won't be long 'til your hands are tied To

Jessica Loveit Has Arrived!
Hi Everybody This weekend I am releasing the scene we did with Jessica called "The Bounder" where she is staying at a hotel and is making a lot of noise in her room so they send me (hotel security) to get her to keep the noise down but after a warning she continues to make a racket so I have to go back to kick her out but Jessica changes my mind by sucking and fucking my brains out! Over 14 minutes of video action and more that 100 photos that you can't see anywhere else Jessica looks outstanding, is one of the most sexiest ladies I have ever seen never mind fucked plus she is very funny with her one lines and banter between me and her in the film so it is a must see! For samples use this link http://www.jameswildfowler.com/tour%2020.html Enjoy James Wildfowler http://www.jameswildfowler.com

Jessica And The Bouncer
Hi Everybody This weekend I am releasing the conclusion of "The bouncer" which stars Jessica and can only be seen at http://www.jameswildfowler.com We continue to fuck like rabbits as she try's to get me to change my mind about kicking her out of the hotel Jessica rides me one way, then the other before I shag her on her side so I can get deep inside of her wet pussy, I then fuck her hard and fast while she is on her back and release my man milk in her mouth and face! There is over 14 minutes of unseen hardcore b/g video action and over 100 brand new photos for you to enjoy For samples use this link http://www.jameswildfowler.com/tour%2020.html or if you want to see a sample of the video use this link http://tgps.freakdaddys.com/wildfowler/jessica%20week%20two%20promo%20film.wmv Enjoy James Wildfowler http://www.jameswildfowler.com

Jesse Mccartney - Leavin'
Hey baby girl, I’ve been watching you all day (all day x3) Man that thing you got behind you is amazing (amazing x3) You make me want to take you out and let it rain (let it rain x3) I know you got a man but this is what you should say Why don’t you tell him that I’m leavin’ never to come back again You found somebody who does it better than he can no more making you cry, no more them gray skies girl we flying on the G5 G5 And I’m leavin’ never to come back again… So go on shawty and tell him you found a new man The one who’s so so fly The one that keep you high have me singing all night night night Oh oh oh (repeat) man she got me sing Oh oh oh oh (repeat) Now if I talk it girl, you know that I will walk it out (walk it out x3) Man I’ll put my money (money) where my mouth is (mouth is x3) Cause you the baddest little thing that I’ve ever seen (ever seen x3) So ima ask you one time if you got a man Why don’t you tell him that I’m leavin’ neve

~jessie~
I Live: For the blessings God gave me ... My Family I Work: to hard for to little. I Talk: way too much most of the time. I'm use: To being loved. I Wish: I had more money :) I Enjoy: every moment. I Look: for the positives. I Find: people are basically good. but there's a few that backstabb*L* I Smell: like raiseberries,and charlie I Hide: from in-laws I don't like and creepy friends*L* I Pray: my babies grow up to be happy and love there life I Walk: the line.when I ain't falling down*L* I Write: my passions I See: through people. I Sing: when I am happy I Can: do anything I want to if I try I Watch: the world through untainted eyes. I Yearn: for more time I Daydream: about a home and yard lol of my own I Want: it all. I Cry: every once in a while I Hurt: nobody if i can help it. I Read: very little I Love: life, the whole package. I Sometimes: act like a child . I Fear: spiders ...totally scary. I Hope: My children live a life of fortune.and h

Jess...member Of The Week#8
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Jessalynn
I have to tell you about my daughter, she is the most wonderful little girl ever (even though she makes me want to pull my hair out sometimes.) the other day we went to the movies and she told me on the way home that she was happy. Most parents, the good ones anyway, that is all that they want for children, and when they actually vocalize that, it is the most amazing thing in the world. I live my life for this little one, she comes before anything or anyone else, and i know that this will pay off in the end. I dont like the fact that it seems like only a couple of weeks and then a year has passed. She is growing too fast, i wish that time would slow. I do, however, spend as much time with her as I possibly can. We have a lot of memories, and she talks to me constantly. I dont use the tv or games as babysitters, when she is awake, i am being active with her. I guess that i am just fed up with the way parents treat their kids now a days... (keep in mind that i do not mean all pa

Jessica
Shes been there for me when most were just to busy to listen, and puts up with all of my many moods. A true friend is what I call her , because through thick and thin I know she will be there. Gives her love out as if its her last day on earth, and with me I truly know it is nothing but true. I can tell her anything and never be judged, so I can honestly say this gal I do love. Eyes as blue as an ongoing ocean, hair as silky as a newborn babies blanket. Her voice soothes my anger from within, and her actions show how much she really cares. So this one goes out to my dear loving friend, for I never told her how much she truly means to me. So far away is what she is now, but soon one day we shall meet somehow. When that day comes I will surely be happy, and she will see how sincere I am . For words cant even express the way I feel, the smile she will give me nothing could compare.

Jessie's Surgery 10-29-08..day From Hell!!!
So this surgery was to remove all the lymph nodes under Jessie's right arm.Jessie's appt. was for 1:30 but we had to be there 2 hrs early for prep.She wasnt allowed to eat or drink after midnight the night be4.So she made sure she ate around 9 the previous night. We arrived at Magee where the surgery was taking place at 11 am.At around 1 pm Jess is getting pissed cuz she is hungry and the other people in the waiting room re bringing in food to eat while they wait for their family.They still hadnt taken her back to pre-op.At 2:30 not only is Jess pissed but so am I. They still hadnt called us back and I understand the Dr could have got held up but nobody informed us of anything.I went to the reception desk and complained and the woman called the pre-op and said,and I quote,"you need to come get this patient as her mother is being a bitch"! Pre-op did come and get us and I could hear the nurses bitcing about it.The nurse comes in around 3 to start an IV and collapsed to of Jessie's vei

11/14 Jessykah Top 10
Okay, since I don't know when I will be back, this is my list of songs to remember me by, songs about my life, etc. This top ten will be up for awhile, at least until things improve for me. I have done many things that I have regretted in the last few months, and have done things I am proud of. I have gained friends, lost friends, gained sanity, lost sanity, basically run the gamut of things one could go through in such a short time. Unfortunately things will get worse before they get better. But the roller coaster is almost over! I swear to this! So, here it is, the JessyKah top ten! 1)Time of Your Life - Green Day (forgot the real name for this song, oops. But, this will always be MY song, a song to remember me by. This song will be played at my Funeral, in another 60 years LoL) 2)The Reason - Hoobastank (A song I dedicate to my son. His 9 years of life haven't been easy, since I am a single mom and have moved around a lot. One thing I have always wanted is stability, sinc

Jess
Its time to find my own, make my way in the world time to start getting paid, so i can see my baby girl every time i think about her, get this feeling so good, they say shes to far away, but we're so misunderstood see love aint always bout the touchin, its knowing someone cares even through the distance i still know my babys there love aint about the sex, its all about the heart and knowing that without her, your world would fall apart we got the love we feel, and we know that its real we got a love so strong, an unbreakable bond x4 ya im through with the bullshit, no more playing games, theres just something about her, this girl aint the same you see the game never stops, but a playa might find love this is me doing my drops, clean up and rise above and you can say what you want, you you aint never gonna phase me i got the greatest thing in the world, aint nothing gonna change me a playa leaves the game, but the game never leaves a playa but i wont find another like

Jess 2
I played into the fairytale, let it take me and make me, set me free then break me If something seems to good to be true, and you bite then its on you see i played the game, cuz i thought it was real and she went along with it, she taught me how to feel see i mistook a game, for something thats unreal flipped and fucked with feelings, never fucking heal Chorus-Love doesnt exist, its all a state of mind once you've fell enough, thats the truth you'll learn-end chorus if you buy into the lies, and believe in the disguise if you listen when she cries, you've lead your own demise true love is a fairytale, cuz they're both fuckin fake give that mystic sensation, make you quiver and shake or the conflicting ideas of faith and hope, no fairytale ending, love is just a joke call it as i see it, see through the lie, yet when the end comes, still so damn surprised chorus fuck this make believe bullshit, a fools fantasies this fairytale drama is fucking damaging your world s

Jesse's Prenup Rofl
PRINCE JESSE'S PREMARITAL AGREEMENTBE IT KNOWN, this Agreement is entered into on the _____ day of _____ , 20____, between ___PRINCE_JESSE___ ("Prospective Husband") and ________________________________ ("Prospective Princess Possy Wife") (collectively, the "Parties"). WHEREAS, the Parties contemplate legal FUBAR marriage under the laws of the State of __FUBAR.COM__, and it is their mutual desire to enter into this Agreement so that they will continue to own and control their own property described in Schedules A, B, C, and D, attached hereto, and are getting married because of their love for ATTENTION or for Love of the Prince himself but do not desire that their present respective financial interests be changed by their marriage.NOW, therefore, it is agreed as follows:1. All property which belongs to each of the above Parties shall be, and shall forever remain, their personal estate. *Meaning What was yours before the marriage is yours after the marriage in c

Jessica
It all happened 3 years ago for the first time in my life i was able to say i love u without feeling scared. I started to talk to this girl named jessica i had many fun moments with her. One the last day of school i told her how i felt she said she couldnt c me more then as a friend. In that point and time I was sad but i didnt stop. We kept in touch till about 2 weeks ago when i tried to talk to her she said she would call me back I knew that was the last time i would here from her. I know she has had it rough and all i just wanted to b there 4 her and i think to myself how could i b that guy. And it occured to me that i could never b. I had always been there 4 her aparently that didnt matter but its cool im strong at heart and im not letting that hurt me. I guess this is y nice guys like me and others out there dont go ahead and say what they feel cause of things like these. Its not easy u know, its hard the heart is not a toy to b messed with so dont b like jessica and keep happy gu

Jessica Darlin Gets Fucked Under The Stairway
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Jesse's Life Story
Life had been good for Jesse, a loving family, good friends, even a dog that brought him his slippers every evening. One Morning, waking from a "late night at work". He noticed his house was no longer a home. The wife and kids had left sometime earlier that year, even the dog stopped coming home. "Where did I go wrong?" he asked himself. It couldn't be the drink, he thought, for when he drank everyone around him was his friend, laughing at his jokes, and he knew it wasn't the drugs, because everyone would come by his house to say "high". He pondered this for months. Then one day n the spring, when the showers were pourng down, he came upon a solution, a solution that would stop the loneliness, stop the headaches, and the stomache cramps. The solution was easy, but a process that would totaly change his life. For change was the one thing he needed. Most of his "friends" didn't make the cut, for to stop the noise in his life, the sounds of parties was one of the first th

Jessica Simpson Catches Another Pass
No longer catching passes from Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson is reportedly smooching with Billy Corgan the front man for Smashing Pumpkins. According to the reports her buddies think he’s to old for her. Why would they think that? He’s only 42. If he has to take those sex drugs to get it up then they have a point. If Jessica’s cool with it then let them be. What do you think? Click for the article. http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2009/12/09/report-jessica-simpson-smitten-with-musician-billy-corgan/?test=faces No drugs needed at BlastFM. We get it up 24/7 for your listening pleasure. We’re always rocking it! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm .

Jessica
At a distance she was not clear,But still I needed to see.When I got up much closer,Her beauty shined on me. From her eyes to her smile,Her beauty grew in my mind.I knew I could never leave her,Could never leave her behind. If she would walk with me,A friend today and from now on.I will make her beauty smile,From her lips it will never be gone.

Jesse I Just Thought This Song Fits
Well you done done me and you bet I felt it I tried to be chill but you're so hot that I melted I fell right through the cracks Now I'm trying to get back Before the cool done run out I'll be giving it my bestest And nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention I reckon it's again my turn to win some or learn some I won't hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait, I'm yours Well open up your mind and see like me Open up your plans and damn you're free Look into your heart and you'll find love love love love Listen to the music of the moment babay sing with me I love peace for melody And It's our God-forsaken right to be loved love loved love loved So I won't hesitate no more, no more It cannot wait I'm sure There's no need to complicate Our time is short This is our fate, I'm yours Scooch on over closer dear And i will nibble your ear I've been spending way too long checking my tongue in the mirror And bending over backwards just to try to see it clearer But my breath fogged

Jesse James' Insatiable Appetite
When I was in school I read about Jesse James the western outlaw. Today I read about another Jesse James who rustles babes while being married to a starlet. Jesse James the cowboy is a legend. So is Tiger Woods. Will Jesse James the celeb be a legend too? Only time will tell. Check out the pics of his babes. http://www.foxnews.com/slideshow/entertainment/2010/03/25/jesse-james-alleged-mistresses?test=faces BlastFM is heading for legend status but not for sexual exploits but for playing great music 24/7. Be a part of it! www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Jesse Did You Get Her Pregnant?
Oops! Jesse! Did you impregnate one of your girlfriends? There is a report that Jesse is a broken man and wants to get back with Sandra. Doesn’t look like that will happen. And now the reported pregnancy. See you in divorce court Jesse. For more http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/04/02/friend-broken-jesse-james-wants-save-marriage-sandra-bullock/ BlastFM is impregnated with loads of great songs. Tune in to hear them. www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Jessica Simpson No Daisy Duke
It’s nothing new that as we age we tend to gain some weight. And it is true with Jessica Simpson. According to stories, Jessica goes up and down with her weight. Lately she has been the fodder of late night comedy shows. Why they pick on her I don’t know. I like her with a little more meat on her bones but that’s me. Want some more meat http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/04/19/jessica-simpson-victim-cruel-entertainment-industry-bullies/?test=faces BlastFM has a meaty variety of music for the discriminating listener. Feast your ears on the montage of songs on BlastFM www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Jesse James Cries
Is Jesse James for real? I mean, what’s up dude? There is no crying for being an adulterer. But apparently, Jesse thinks it‘s Ok to cry in public. Jesse, my man, you are not “the most hated man in the world.” The only people that don’t like you are Sandra’s friends and can you blame them? They tried to tell her you were hot her type. Suck it up dude and be man about the whole sordid affair. Go out and have another fling to get your mind right. http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/05/21/jesse-james-threw-away-pretty-amazing-life-marriage/ BlastFM is loves its affairs with its listeners. It’s a 24/7 affair of great musical sounds. Have an affair with BlastFM www.live365.com/stations/blastcasterfm

Jesse
The only distance between us, Is how far you'll keep me away. But I hope your letting me closer, With each passing day. Though the miles are between us, Along with a lot of unknown things. I would send you my heart, And all that it would bring. So for now,hold your hand against my chest, Hold me there till you feel free. And when it does finally fall, You'll begin to see the real me.

Jessica
I just want to let people know that i do know, that i am loved out here . i never talk about my problems or life on this site ,cause it is a game. But now i have some people asking questions.so i guess it is time after 3 years of being on here to talk and not hide my daughter. I have a 15 year old daughter named jessica, she was born with many medical problems. she is G-tube fed and has a seizure disorder and she does not feel and pain. she is roded and fused in her back . she is my Angel.Some people think i am a low life and just sit on fu all day, but i don't. i have a full time job. keeping my daughter alive.she has not gag so she can choke and turn blue and stop breathing at anytime.you have no clue what it is like to resuscitate ur own child .this isnt not for ppl to feel bad for me. but maybe for ppl to understand me. and DONT FEEL BAD FOR HER SHE IS A FIGTHER . she has made it agaist all odds and she walks and tries to talk and can understand everything,BUT FORM TI

Jessica
broken promises and shattered dreams wishing things weren't as they seem put on a fake smile and try to make yourself believe when you say tomorrow will be a better day Lying to yourself is such a shame but what else can you do in order to survive this game you sit back and think of the past few years while fighting back all of the tears with her on your mind, each day and night it's really hard to want to stay here and fight but you stay and fight for her even tho days sometimes pass like a blur she wouldn't want you to hurt this way she would even tell you that everything will be ok life is so hard now without you my darling jessie but you know this, cuz you are looking down from heaven on me.....

Jessica Good, Marta Lopez Et Plus, Chapeau De Mariage En Cas De Catastrophe Majeure Et Tamara Ezequiel Garay
juin 26 , 2012 tabouf.com offrit des informations de produit chinois à partir avec le couple et se terminant avec le dernier des invités, le mariage entre les femmes tronista anciens, robe de mariage pas cher , hommes et vice versa et l'ancien joueur du Real Madrid est devenu une passerelle à toutes les horreurs. Loin de servir d'exemple pour les mariages à venir, il n'y a pas une tenue unique qui sert de référence. Cap et Ezequiel Garay Tamara a décidé de s'habiller en blanc pur de haut en bas, en parfaite harmonie avec l'autre. Le joueur de football a glissé sur un total look blanc veste comprenant, pantalon, chemise, cravate et des chaussures blanches up! Pendant ce temps, la mariée a choisi de se demander si radieuse pour votre grand jour une coupe sirène sweetheart robe décolleté et couvrant avec une sorte de chale transparentes formes de dentelle brodée de dessin floral. Et en dehors de cette image, les invités n'étaient pas beaucoup mieux. Jessica Eh bien nous allo

Jessica Biel Hochzeitskleid Enthüllt
Endlich, nach einer Woche der Vorfreude bekommen wir endlich einen Blick auf Jessica Biel hochzeitskleider, das sie am 19. Oktober trug, wenn sie in einer italienischen Hochzeit in ihrem Hochzeitsalbum in People Magazin veröffentlicht Justin Timberlake heiraten. Jetzt als Mrs. Timberlake bekannt, ging Jessica gegen die traditionell getragen weißen Kleid und entschied sich für eine schöne rosa Konfektion von Giambattista Valli erstellt. Viel spekuliert wurde, wer der Designer ihr Hochzeitskleid würde von langjährigen Lieblings-Designer Oscar de la Renta Elie Saab dessen Laden Jessica wurde am Anfang dieses Jahres zu sehen sein, gegeben. Am Ende ging Jessica mit langjähriger Freund und Designer Giambattista Valli. Das Kleid, ein Brauch, Kreation für die Braut war eine schöne rosa trägerlosen Kleid. Die Farbe war nicht eine weiche Schatten erröten Pinkl noch war es ein widerlich pepto rosa, aber ein Schatten von rosa für die Gleichen von Rosen vorbehalten. Das Kleid war eine Kombination

Jesse Jackson Pushes New ‘occupy’ Plan: Have Homeland Security Occupy Chicago With Armed Tsa Agents
Mike AdamsNatural News Feb 4, 2013 Don’t say we didn’t warn ya, but now the long-anticipated plan for armed TSA agents to patrol U.S. cities has been invoked by none other than Jesse Jackson. Today he called on President Obama to unleash “Homeland Security” on the streets of Chicago, a city racked by murders and violence even though it has the strictest gun laws in the country. The only group within DHS that has the manpower to “occupy” a U.S. city is the TSA, a widely-hated government agency which has already begun running roadside checkpoints across the country. Jackson’s call is essentially a demand that DHS send in armed agents (TSA with guns) because the situation is so bad in Chicago that “something must be done.” But how did the situation in Chicago get so bad in the first place? The city’s leaders disarmed all law-abiding citizens by passing outrageous gun control laws that gave criminals the upper hand. By

Jessicas Song
Jessies song v1 As I sit here thinkin of you there appears a picture of something new hoping to hold you close to my hear tand feel your warm embrace how I long to stroke your hair and touch your soft face it's just not fair the feelings I feel when your away v2 the time we share together means so much to me I just hope somedaybaby you will see chorus Eventhough we're miles apart you still managed to melt my heart you came into my life like a dream straight from a movie scene you've filled me with so much happiness that I can't help but say I Love You v3 The road I have to follow is very clear to me Cause when I see that smile and the sparkle in your eyes I know deep inside my soul it's your arms that I long to be(chorus) (musical break)bridgeTo have your love and hold you close means so much to me I know our loveit was destiny baby can you see (chorus x2)

Jes Thinkn
its 537pm (eastcoat md time), i was talkin to my dad earlyr then he kept askin about my mom, which everytime he does, im kinda freakin out inside. im scard when that day comes, and he finds out that my mom is gone. sometimes i think maybe its best i leave this place, so i dont have to think about this, because it gets to me. i mean i care about my dad, i think im the only one that does but then there our things that i still want to do in life. and sometimes i feel like i cant because of him. i lived in maryland all my life and so much has happened to me within the last 2yrs, and i kinda want to start new in a new place and not having to deal with everything i deal with now. its hard, i guess if only you guys knew then youll understand. its hard, sometimes i just want to cry because its hard and i dont know what to do =(. and i ask god to help me. im trying to do the right thing but im also trying to live my life and try to accomplish the goals i set for myself. what i want is, to be ha

Jester Play Tricks Again.
The crazy jester of madmen and pshyco's The laughter starts softly and grows louder Whispring and laughing as the sain turns insain Where madness is calming and soothing All we want is a pretty jacket with straps The room is dark and bloody with padded walls Bodies come in on there own two leges but leave in a bag No longer do thy feel pain or sorrow but are free Thier ties to this hell seveard like there necks Corpse piled higher and higher as the laughter grows Joker or jester, murder or madman , schizo or phsyco Does it make a differens will they know the truth Nocause to them its all the same a poor idot just finly snapped

Jesters Tale
Lords and ladies! Maidens fair! Your highness and your majesty! Young prince and your princess! What a lovely couple! Let me fill your hearts with glee! Court jester here! To make you laugh! Merry tales! And rhymes enough! Knights of the army! Guards and peasants! I come tonight! To make your life pleasant! An evenings to be had! By one and all! Come on now! You'll have a ball! Jump and dance and sing out your lungs! Come on now theres LOTS OF FUN!!! Minstrels and madams! Hear my call! The jester is here! Theres fun for all! Pass the root beer round! Laugh a hearty sound! Young jester here! To lighten your moods! Sing and dance and feel the groove! I sing of merriment, riches and power! Maidens more beautiful than the princesses flowers! Locked high in castles, by evil witches! Only to be saves, by heroic princes! Magic and dance and fireworks too! I tell my tales to all of you! And now it is time for me to depart! Oh and be careful! The king just

Jester
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Jesture Of Love
Master of illusion, I’m your puppet on a golden string Your words mix with Scotch becoming venom in your veins Dancing like children around rainbows After my storm of tears has passed I press my lips hard to your flesh Dancing my tongue on the line of your neck I extract the evil within, all the pain you carry The burns of your vacant words make it my own I now stand alone, I suppose I always was Holding firmly to what was never mine Your jester act had my heart fooled All along I was your last laugh The is one thing I must reveal Before I leave this lonely town of faith The words you made me suffocate Now come to light this night I really did love you behind those lying eyes Every moment is locked in my heart Nights I spend crying for your touch Though to you, I never meant very much

Jester
Who dared flip the switch Who said I wanted to come back whats wrong with the way I lived auto-pilot never needed to be removed Who decided that it was time to deal with everything in my life all at once never time to breathe One trial after another never time to cry never time to heal just one second just one chance I'm drowning in my own soul and I forgot how to swim sinking so low I can see the surface I can see the end my arms wont move there has to be a way out Wheres my lifeguard or do they only save the pretty souls the ones without pain the darkness is closing in just one breath all I need to survive just one hand someone pull me out One trial after another never time to cry never time to heal just one second just one chance I'm drowning in my own soul and I forgot how to swim sinking so low I can't be your princess And I can't be your Knight Where does that leave me in your fairytale world Just a simple jester Laugh at me th

A Jester's Prayer
Oh great creator Mother and Father that sustains us and has made our being. May my jokes free people from there sad and burdened hearts. My stories should fill the hearts of those with joy whose lives are filled with pain. May my songs fill the ears of those listening with the love that I feel as each note leaves my flute. May the trickster side of me do little harm to those who do not understand what it is to be one of us. May there always be a muse to aspire me to sing play and write stories for the masses. It has been said grant me the serenity to accept what I cannot change, I pray give me the wisdom to hide the bodies of those who have messed with me for the last time. So mote it be….

The Jester And The Queen
The Jester enters the court with trip and a bow Making a fool of himself and laughing with the crowd Settling down on the floor, in the shadows, stage left The Queen catches his eye in the hall, stealing his breath A sarcastic smile and a twinkle in her eyes Beneath the chandeliers, a thousand blazes of light Reflections of something more playing across her face Such a singular focus and a nameless grace The Jester rises to his feet as they follow of their own accord As her Majesty begs off from the ball, wandering off as if bored Moonlight fills a courtyard where music softly plays She dances on her own, the Jester can't help his gaze So beautiful as she moves, flowers bow jealously The Jester's hands clutch his chest as he struggles to breathe A beautific smile when she closes her eyes Swaying in time beneath a milion star's light The breezes caressing her hair, brushing her face Lost among the petals, flawless in her grace The Jester gasps as she falls, cr

The Jester And The Bard (jester's Exit)
Settling his lute upon the stone at last, the Bard smilesThe Jester glances up to the twilight and releases breathQuietly, the Bard suggests they rest, just for a small whileAnd the Jester reclines with his hands upon his chestIs it wrong to chase the Sun, do you think?Persuing the unattainable and risking everything?The Bard has no answers to give to his longing friendWho can know what awaits on the other side of the bend?As the embers burn down and the clouds roll inThe Bard retunes the lute and sings out in lamentSo far away from the world, so easy to succumbTo the feelings of distance that plague every dayAnd when everything seems to end before it's begunPerhaps it's wrong to ever try at all, anywaySurrender hurts so much less than fighting the FatesMaybe the end of the road is closer than it seemsWhat if the only truth is that there is no escape?Would you still scar yourself, giving everything?Is it wrong to chase the Sun in your dreams?Persuing the unattainable just to lose every

Jester
Like a moth to the flameMy wrist to the bladeMy soul to hells gatetorn asunder by the fucking painThis fire burns insideyou can see it in my eyesThis rage I cannot hideGrew stronger when they lit my pyre.TAKE ME AWAYwhat did I doto deserve an eternity of servitudeMy struggle was in vainI've never been good enough for youI beg for help, you let me fallI pray to stand, you make me crawlI cry for life, You buried meNow I deny you as my King.

Jesus Christ, I Suck.
I don't understand why men are the way they are. I will never understand why a nice looking rack or a nice looking ass takes priority over someone with a good heart and decent nature. I understand how guys tick, I'm not retarded or anything, but it's like the male population up and decided, "Hmm, I don't think I wanna date anyone EVER. Let's just see how many chicks I can bang this week...how many girls will give it up and how quickly?" I refuse to be one of those women. You want a piece of me, you have to put in the time it takes to get it. I've seriously had enough of the bullshit. Quit being assholes, grow the fuck up, and get a life. Not all of us want to just kick up our heels and fuck. Some of us actually might wanna take the time to get to know your goofy asses. And with that, I'm just gonna jump off my soapbox now and shut the fuck up.

Jesus Is Watching You !
Jesus is watching you One night a burglar is trying to break into a house. He's sneaking across the lawn when he hears a voice - "Jesus is watching you!" He jumps, turns around, but he doesn't see anything. So he starts creeping across the lawn again. "Jesus is watching you!" He hears it again. So now the burglar is really looking around, and he sees a parrot in a cage by the side of the house. He says to the parrot, "Did you say that?" The parrot answers "Yes I did." So the burglar asks, "What's your name?" The parrot says "Clarence." The burglar says "What kind of stupid idiot would name his parrot Clarence?" The parrot laughs and says, "The same stupid idiot that named his Rottweiler 'Jesus' "

Jesus Christ Superhero
Jesus Christ Superhero Current mood: chipper Category: Writing and Poetry You know I often like to think of the things Jesus could do. He was afterall the son of god. Omnipotent comes to mind and the possibilities are endless. Now I've heard the stories about Christ healing people and splitting loaves of bread to feed the masses. I think the coolest thing he could do was walk on water. I'm not sure why he could do this, it seems more like a novelty act than to serve any purpose. I think it would have been really cool if he could have flown. Fying is like the best thing anyone can do that has powers. Jesus sorta had a cape, well robes I guess, but he could have made one. And I think anyone that could walk on water could fly. He could have at least tried. Maybe he could and never knew it. Damn he could have flown away and never got crucified. Well I guess when he turned into an angel he could fly. Maybe thats why he couldn't fly before. He didn't have his wings yet. We

Jesus Is Watching You
Jesus Is Watching You Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller, Jesus."

The Jesus Story
The Jesus Story by: Whyte Bard The Lord and the Lady (and the Fool, of course) looked at the Men and Women, and were not pleased. "Look at that! They saw Your Sacrifice, and went and elaborated it into some kind of magic." The Lady spoke disgustedly. "Cutting out human hearts. Sacrificial Kings. Ritual burnings. Ritual torture. Blood sacrifices. Cannibalism. Blood, killing and more blood! What -do- they think they're doing?" "I agree it's pretty grim," said the Sacred King, "But it does work, though in a very limited way. So....what can we do about it?" "I know what We can do, but it will take all of Us," said the Fool, unsmiling. "Listen up...." As he began to explain, the faces of all Three grew grimmer and grimmer, and sad beyond words. The Fool incarnated as a Child within a Woman, who was the Mother and the Maiden. He was born in poverty, and laid in a straw bed. He grew up in a small village in a backwater nation on the edges of a great Empire. Some, a ver

Jesus Appears On A Dogs Butt
Jesus image appears on dog Tuesday, November 7, 2006 The image of Jesus on the dog. .In further Jesus news, evidence has come to our attention of the latest in a long line of miraculous apparitions of the image our Our Lord. After Jesus has been recently spotted appearing in spilled hot chocolate, dental x-rays and shrimp, a reader sends us evidence that He has appeared on the bottom of a dog. The dog's name is Angus MacDougall, and he is a very cute three-year-old terrier mix. The image of Jesus can be clearly seen in the fur surrounding his anus. The apparition of Jesus is shown on the website getbehindjesus.net. Admiring comments from witnesses to Angus's Jesus are quoted on the site, including 'Truly a holy event,' and 'It's hard to understand the meaning of this appearance, but one thing is for sure, that dog's bum looks incredibly like Jesus.' The website relates the story of the holy image's discovery: Angus' personal Jesus was first discovered on th

Jesus Ancestry - Speculation
EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands. 2. He had wine with His meals. 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time. 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 1. He was at peace with nature. 2. He ate a lot of fish. 3. He talked about the Great Spirit. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got m

Jesus Camp
I watched this movie tonight and in all honesty it was one of the most disturbing things ive ever witnessed. Jesus camp is a summer camp for evangelical christian children, 95% of them under the age of 10. It "trains kids to be warriors in Gods army"(I say its brainwashing) What made it so disturbing was the fact that these kids were so young, yet so far gone...Here are just a few things from the movie that really pissed me off. Children who werent old enough to tie their shoes saying they were willing to die for the lord. A man came in preaching about abortion and how it was a sin, they put red tape with the word LIFE over the kids mouths and went and stood in front of the white house, again these kids were no older then 10 years old(I dont know, but I dont think I would want some strange man talking to my 5-10 year old about abortion and how it was wrong.) Kids sobbing uncontrollably for the sins of other people as well as their own.(what could a kid do that was so wrong th

Jesus And Kloey.
Yes, I've argued with Jesus before... This was the conversation we, um, had when I was asked to do something that I didn't exactly want to do... Kloey: "Jesus, are You sure You want me?" Jesus: "Yes." Kloey: "But why? Surely there are hundreds of thousands of others who would be a better candidate..." Jesus: "I have spoken to you." Kloey: "Yeah, but why? Don't you realize that I'm nothing more than a girl full of silly sally?" Jesus: "You are Mine." Kloey: "Well, yeah, but I can't do what You're asking me to do." Jesus: "Yes, you can." Kloey: "No, I can't. Didn't You hear me when I said that I'm nothing more than a girl full of silly sally?" Jesus: "Yes, I heard you when you said that, but I know you, as you are My child. I know what you are capable of doing. Let Me ask you a question. Why is it that you cannot do as I ask?" Kloey: "Well, Jesus, I, um, I just can't. You know, I might mess things up. I've not been trained to handle things of th

Jesus H Christ!
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Jesus Is Risen It's No Surprise Even He Would Martyr His Momma To Ride To Hell Between Those Thighs
Don’t be aroused By my confession Unless you don’t give a good goddamn about redemption I know Christ is coming And so am I You would too if the sexy devil caught your eye She’ll suck you dry Soon you’ll cry To be back in her bosom To do it again She’ll make you weep And moan and cry To be back in her bosom To do it again Pray – shall I go blind? Pray – cos nobody ever survives Praying to stay in your arms Just until I can die a little longer Saviors and saints Devils and demons alike She’ll eat you alive Jesus is risen It's no surprise Even he would Martyr his momma To ride to hell between those thighs The pressure is building At the base of my spine If I gotta sin to see her again Then I'm gonna lie and lie and lie She'll make you cry I'll sell my soul To be back in your bosom And gladly help Please suck me dry And still you'll cry To be back in her bosom Do it again Pray – shall I go blind? Pray – cos nobody ever survives Praying to stay in y

Jesus’ Offering Of Peace
Jesus’ Offering of Peace Romans 5:1-9 If you’re brave enough, stand on a sidewalk and ask people walking by, “What gives you peace?” The answers you receive will most likely have one thing in common: the average person’s definition of peace is dependent upon circumstances—a solid relationship with a spouse, a well-paying job, or good health. So, what happens if a couple fights, the company lays off employees, or sickness strikes the body? Peace that’s rooted in good situations isn’t really peace at all. It’s a brittle kind of harmony between man and the world, and it crumbles very easily. Jesus Christ offers true peace—a lasting contentment that is unbreakable, no matter what happens. However, a sinful life makes peace impossible. A person cannot experience the promise of God’s care when he or she is acting in defiance of His will. So when a believer expresses faith in Jesus, the war for self-rule ends. Submission to the Lord allows His peace to fill

Jesus Take The Wheel ~ Carrie Underwood
She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati On a snow white Christmas Eve Going home to see her Mama and her Daddy with the baby in the backseat Fifty miles to go and she was running low on faith and gasoline It'd been a long hard year She had a lot on her mind and she didn't pay attention She was going way to fast Before she knew it she was spinning on a thin black sheet of glass She saw both their lives flash before her eyes She didn't even have time to cry She was sooo scared She threw her hands up in the air Jesus take the wheel Take it from my hands Cause I can't do this all on my own I'm letting go So give me one more chance To save me from this road I'm on Jesus take the wheel It was still getting colder when she made it to the shoulder And the car came to a stop She cried when she saw that baby in the backseat sleeping like a rock And for the first time in a long time She bowed her head to pray She said I'm sorry for the way I've been livin

Jesus Didn't Want To Die
He knew he had to..... but he didn't want to. "Take this cup from my lips if it be thine will" When I read this in the bible, it hit me hard. I NEVER pictured it this way. It made him human to me. Then I started looking at his HUMAN side. "Jesus wept" AND, when he threw a fit because they used the church as a market and he upturned tables. WOW! Jesus gets mad! AND, in the end....when he knew what had to be done... but, "FATHER!!! FATHER!!! WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?!?!?!?" Wonder how hard it was for God to give up his son for us? You see... the people had to give up THE BEST of their things for that year; Their crops and livestock {usually lambs}... The best of what they had, but not all of it... just the best. TO HAVE THEIR SINS FORGIVEN. THEN I understood what the saying meant; "The LAMB of God" God gave up his son as the best HE had {as a sacrifce} To have EVERYONE'S sins forgiven THUS, we go back to "Father!Father!Why have you forsaken me?!" He knew why...

Jesus Was Way Cool!
Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines If you were blind or lame You just went to Jesus And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool He couldve played guitar better than Hendrix He couldve told the future He couldve baked the most delicious cake in the world Jesus couldve been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink his blood Thats so cool But then some people got jealous of how cool he was So they killed him But then he rose from the dead, danced around Then went up to heaven I mean thats so cool Jesus was so cool No wonder there are so many Christians

Jesus Hangin On A Rope..
invading your nightmares...killas on the murder scene... praise my father of the dark...i'm watching thier lives cease angels burning in the sky...jesus hangin from a rope.. bibles burning as I hear em as he chokes... these victims i kill..so precious as thier eyes close... as the blood turns black...all hail thy antichrist.... the whispers in the wind saying these corpses never found.... my demonic children playing in the devils playground.. speak no evil...take thy souls straight hellbound/

'jesus Loves 0sama' Billboard
What's next?! Doesn't this make you wonder?! Holy.. holy.. umm yea.. I'm disgusted. T. **misspellings are intentional on my part** ========== "A Sydney church has called on people to pray for the world's most wanted terrorist - declaring "Jesus loves 0s@ma". Church spokeswoman Hy Lam said: "0s@ma is the head of terrorism. We are saying that Jesus Christ loves everyone in the world, even this man. The billboard also includes a quote from the Book of Matthew: "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you." Source: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,21151564-2,00.html ====================================================================== Archbishop doesn't APPROVE: "Jesus does indeed love 0s@ma b!n Laden, but a controversial Sydney church sign saying so is misleading, says Anglican Archbishop Peter Jensen. The sign "Jesus Loves 0s@ma" outside a number of local churches, including some Anglican, also features a Bible extract saying, "love yo

Jesus, The Burning Focus
Matthew 6:33 But seek ye first the kingdom of God, and His righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you.” Do you know what most people have the biggest problem with? Our faith, it is something tacked onto our lives. Jesus said, “No man can serve two masters...”. Do you believe that? You are to have but one goal in your life, and that is to know Jesus Christ personally, powerfully, passionately, and preeminently. Everything else will flow out of that. You say, “But wait a minute. I’ve got other things to do! I’ve got a job. I’ve got to rest. I’ve got to have recreation. I’ve got to have friends. I can’t just narrow my interests to one.” When you bring your life into a burning focus, all of these other things contribute to the main thing. What is the burning focus of your life? Make it Jesus and you’ve made it!

Jesus's Resume!
The Resume of Jesus Christ ------------------------------------ Address: Ephesians 1:20 Phone: Romans 10:13 Website: The Bible. Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus Hello. My name is Jesus Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume. Qualifications · I founded the earth and established the heavens, (See Proverbs 3:19) · I formed man from the dust of the ground, (See Genesis 2:7) · I breathed into man the breath of life, (See Genesis 2:7) · I redeemed man from the curse of the law, (See Galatians 3:13) · The blessings of the Abrahamic Covenant comes upon your life through me, (See Galatians 3:14) Occupational Background · I've only had one employer, (See Luke 2:49). · I've never been tardy, absent, disobedient, slothful or disrespectful. · My employer has nothing but rave reviews for me, (See Matthew 3:15-17)

The Jesus Files
So the last few years, we've been inundated with all sorts of Jesus stuff: The Passion of the Christ, the DaVinci Code, Jesus dolls, Jesus documentaries, and now we have the Lost Tomb of Jesus. All religious feeling, whether for or against, aside, this is just really stupid. Atheists and agnostics love to taunt their "Christian" opponents with theories like the DaVinci Code, never mind the fact that the DaVinci Code is in and of itself, just really dumb, and has no factual basis whatsoever. Since when do atheists embrace "theories" instead of "facts"? It just suits their agenda, which is namely, to attack Christianity, and any other form of "theism". Never mind the fact that their efforts are rarely expended upon other religions, at least, in public. Then we had the hue and cry over Mel Gibson's movie, which, although it is a beautiful cinematic achievement, is also based on rather dubious grounds. It is a cinematic portrayal of the "vision" of Catherine of Siena, a Saint

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 2 - What's The Buzz / Mystifying
Moments after Judas warns Jesus and he doesn't know what to do, the rest of Jesus' followers and apostles come to sing and praise him. Then there is Mary Magdalene the prostitute turned good by Jesus who now follows at his side.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 4 - This Jesus Must Die
Act 4 - The Priests are together and worried about how the crowd following Jesus will cause the Romans to become even more angered, or that the mob will become a violent riot so they are planning ways to get him out of the picture because he only gains more and more followers as the time passes and only upsets the Romans more and more and they are afraid of the Romans' wrath.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 5 - Hosanna
The crowd and Jesus singing and the crowd singing their love for Jesus, but if you listen to the lyrics they aren't as nice as they seem. Also the Priests around and warning Jesus to stop. First verse - Hey, J.C, J.C, you're alright by me. Second verse - Hey, J.C, J.C, won't you smile at me. Third Verse - Hey, J.C., J.C., won't you fight for me. Fourth Verse - Hey, J.C., J.C., won't you DIE for me.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 6 - Simon Zealotes
Resting peacefully, the Romans come and Jesus' followers, as well as the Romans fight, even though the Roman soldiers are obviously overpowered and outnumbered by the thousands of people following Jesus. They fight and they start to win but Jesus demands that they stop and then Simon sings his hate song singing to the crowd and making them more angry and hateful towards Rome and Jesus just doesn't know what to do.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 7 - Pilate's Dream.
Pilate, the man who later is forced to crucify Jesus, has a dream about Jesus before even meeting him. He dreamed that he was forced to kill him and then millions and millions of people cried and they all blamed him for the death of that one man. Horrible dream, if you ask me, but yes, that's his nightmare and here he is crying.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 8 - The Temple
Jesus goes to his temple where his followers are supposed to be worshiping God and praying, but instead they have turned it into a casino, drug house, whore house, with sex, drugs, gambling, and a bunch of other stuff not deemed really worthy of Jesus' temple of prayer. Here he is being mad. Part 2 is the Lepers and all the sick people coming to ask him to help him but he is only one man and can't help everyone.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 9 - I Don't Know How To Love Him.
After Jesus collapses from the insanity of the lepers and sick people, he is finally resting. If you watch these scenes carefully you will notice that he always looks tired and he is always trying to sit down, but then he always has to get back up. He just wants to rest. Part of the point of this show is to realize that despite what he could do, he was a man, and he had questions and doubts. Anyway, this scene is after he has fallen asleep on the temple floor and Mary comes and finds him and sings a song about loving him and being afraid. Enjoy. I hate this song.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 11 - The Last Supper. (must See, Captivating.)
Well, pretty self explanatory. This is The Last Supper. The last supper they have together, the last supper before the betrayal and the arrest. Jesus is talking about how for all his apostles care what they could be eating was his body and his blood and they don't care anything at all about him, just what they will get out of this. Then he sings about how he knows who is going to betray him, how Peter will deny him in three hours three times and of course, Judas. This is my favorite scene in the entire show. It is absolutely breathtaking, brilliant, captivating, magical. I love the actors that play Judas and Jesus. I think they are both amazing, especially Judas.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 12 - Gethsemane.
This is my other favorite scene, and possibly my favorite song from Jesus Christ Superstar. I insist when I try out for American Idol (or the new Broadway shows!) I will try out with this song. I love this song. Anyway! This is after The Last Supper but before he is actually betrayed. He knows what is coming, but he doesn't know WHY. So he asks God. Why? Why does he have to die. Why does he want him to die. What purpose will it fulfill. He just wants some answers. He's scared. He's human.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 13 - The Arrest / The Denial / The Trial Before Pilate.
Yes, this is three parts in one. It starts off with Judas coming into the garden of Gethsemane with the Priests and kissing Jesus on the cheek to identify him since they couldn't find him in the thousands of people and because it's not now - so there aren't cameras or anything. Then there is the arrest, where they arrest him and his apostles flip out, but he tells them to calm down. Now, the people in black that you see asking him all the questions and attacking him are his own followers. They are people from earlier. From the Temple, from the Crowd. Not his Apostles, exactly, but the other people he helped. They are turning on him now. There is also them confronting Peter about being with Jesus because they catch him and he denies ever knowing Jesus because he's afraid of being killed. And lastly, there is the trial before Pilate. Jesus is finally arrested and brought before Pilate, but since Pilate had that dream he wants nothing to do with Jesus. He doesn't want to be th

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 14 - King Herod's Song.
And here is the fake King himself. Basically, you are supposed to get the idea that he is a superficial, fake King that cares nothing for his people, is afraid of the Romans and just lives in his palace being rich and carefree. When Jesus comes, he is also obviously jealous, pissed, angry that the whole country adores Jesus and believes he can do all these amazing things when he is the actual King. So he tells Jesus... just do one of these things and I will let you free, but Jesus doesn't even respond because his gifts are not meant to be used for such things and he is far above that.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 15 - Could We Start Again, Please?
Uh, ignore the other act 15, I will fix that in a moment. Anyway! This is after he is sent back from King Herod and he is being beaten, abused, beaten, beaten, beaten, beaten, questioned, beaten. You see, everyone says that he says he is The Son of God, but he never said that once. He doesn't deny it, either, but he never says it. Just everyone else says it and that's kind of the point, too.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 16 - Judas' Death.
Judas sees what they do to Jesus. He doesn't believe it. He didn't want Jesus to die, he just wanted him arrested, to calm down, so he would be safe, and they would all be safe. So now he's broken since he realizes they are going to kill Jesus.

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 17 - Trial Before Pilate / 39 Lashes / Crucify Him
Okay, King Herod sends Jesus back to Pilate, and they have already beaten Jesus, unfortunately for Pilate and now the people have completely turned against him and are demanding that Pilate kill Jesus. Crucify him because the Priests have no law to put a man to death and they need Jesus dead. Pilate tries very hard to dissuade the crowd, telling them he needs a crime, he sees no reason, this man is not a threat, but they are insane now and afraid of being killed by the Romans for standing behind Jesus, so they insist he crucifies him. So, instead he tells them he will flog him. Floggnis is 40 lashes with a whip and 40 lashes kills a person. So he flogs him hoping that the violence will calm the people down and make them change their minds, but they don't stop, even at 39 lashes. Also! PILATE IS SO AMAZING ISN'T HE?

Jesus Christ Superstar - Act 18 - Superstar!
Okay, look, yay, the song that the whole show is named after. In case others didn't realize it yet, it's called Superstar because he is a Superstar without ever realizing it, so they try to make the whole show like it would have been now, if it had been then. Also because he has so many followers, also because of his history and also because of this song. This song is basically during the moments before the crucifixion and you can interpret it however you want, I think. You can picture it as Jesus hallucinating and seeing Judas like this moments before he dies because he really loved Judas, and he does forgive him. Or you can say it's Judas being haunted in Hell and having to come and witness Jesus' death and be totally fake about it because he is mocking him in the song, but in the moments when he's not singing, they show his face being totally sad and he's apologizing to Jesus, begging for forgiveness and so on.

Jesus Christ Superstar
Jesus Christ Superstar The classic story For the first time ever, Jesus Christ Superstar has been specially filmed for video. Shot at Pinewood Studios, this new filmed stage version starring Glenn Carter and Rik Mayall captures one of the best scores Andrew Lloyd Webber has ever written and is packed with hit songs including 'I Don't Know How To Love Him', 'Gethsemane' and 'Superstar'. The film was awarded the 2001 International Emmy in the Performing Arts category Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) I Dont Know How To Love Him

Jesus Drives A Toyota
OK, as shitty as this week has been, there always manages to be bright spots and I had one of those days. It wasn't a bright spot per se, but definitely out there. Today started out a rough day. I set my alarm to go off at 8:30 am without realizing that I had set it for "pm". I was up late watching a stupid ass movie (Ulli Lommell's Black Dahlia - Do yourself a favor and DON'T!!!), so I didn't go to bed until 4:00 am. Lucky for me, my internal alarm clock kicked in and I woke up, but at 9:30. I had the funeral to go to this morning, which was at 11 am. So, I had 1 1/2 hours to get ready for the funeral (and because I had an interview directly afterwards, I had to look exceptionally well), and get to Glenshaw. This was going to be pushing it! Know me, and know I cannot function without my coffee in the morning, so I ran to the kitchen, only tripping over one cat today (it was a good day.) and poured a cup from last night's pot, popped it in the microwave, and set it for

Jesus Fucking Christ People!!!
AIGHT SO I'M IN A NEW CONTEST, A TATTOO CONTEST AND MY CALVIN AND HOBBES TRIBAL BAND IS LOSING TO FUCKING FLOWER AND BUTTERFLY ASS STAMPS AND GODDAMN FAIRIES!!!! I SWEAR TO FUCK IF I LOSE TO A FUCKING FAIRY I'M DELETING EVERY FUCKING FRIEND I HAVE!!!! HAVEN'T GOTTEN IT YET I'M A LITTLE BIT OBSESSED WITH CALVIN AND HOBBES, GOT 5 TATS TO PROVE THE FACT. YET I ENTER IT INTO A CONTEST THAT SHOULD BE INCREDIBLE SIMPLE TO WIN CAUSE I HAVE BAD ASS FRIENDS, AND NO I'M LOSING TO THINGS THAT CONSTANTLY REEK OF ASS DUE TO THE PROXIMITY OF THE ASS THEY ARE TATTOOED OVER!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE IT'S RATHER SIMPLE, AND YOU KNOW I'M NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO SELF BOMBS A CONTEST HE'S IN, FRANKLY BECAUSE I FIGURE WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!?!? SO VOTE, COMMENT CAUSE IF I CATCH YOU READING THIS DAMN BULLET OR BLOG AND I DON'T SEE YOU VOTING OR COMMENTING, YOUR DELETED. PERIOD. PEACE OUT AND SHIT.-BILL. P.S. NAKED AND HARDCORE PISSED OFF!!! I SAID COMMENT AND VOTE!!!

Jesus Was Way Cool (lol)
Jesus Was Way Cool King Missile _Mystical Shit_ Shimmy Disc Jesus was way cool Everybody liked Jesus Everybody wanted to hang out with him Anything he wanted to do, he did He turned water into wine And if he wanted to He could have turned wheat into marijuana Or sugar into cocaine Or vitamin pills into amphetamines He walked on the water And swam on the land He would tell these stories And people would listen He was really cool If you were blind or lame You just went to Jesus And he would put his hands on you And you would be healed That's so cool He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Barishnikov (He could've won more championships than Micheal Schumacher) Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool He told people to eat his body and drink

Jesus Loves Porn Stars
'Porn & Pancakes' fights X-rated addictions Story Highlights• Every second, approximately 28,258 Internet users are viewing pornography • Breakfast event helps men discuss how pornography affects their lives • Craig Gross founded XXXChurch.com to battle against porn industry • A Kentucky organization uses biblical counseling to break addictions By Jason Rovou CNN MORTON, Illinois (CNN) -- At 8 o'clock on a recent Saturday morning, more than 250 men gathered at New Life Christian Church in Morton, Illinois, for a breakfast of porn and pancakes. The event, not as titillating as it sounds, is the brainchild of Craig Gross, founder of the online Christian ministry, XXXChurch.com. Gross concocted the idea of "Porn & Pancakes" as a way to get Christians and church officials to talk about pornography addiction. It's a problem, he said, that is growing, among Christian communities. Over the smell of maple syrup and sausage, Gross and other guest speakers -- including a form

Jesus & Superman
(Originally Posted on July 28, 2006)One thing that I noticed with the new Superman Returns movie is that it seems to be a thinly disguised retelling of the story of Jesus. And obviously I am not the only person who thinks so.The BBC did an article on "Is the new Superman meant to be Jesus?" It points out several things I have noticed myself in te story and a few I didn't pick up on at the time.One quote I liked:"You would have to be blind to miss what they are doing in terms of the Christ imagery," says Mr Skelton, a Christian with a background in showbusiness...I admit I found the "imagery" distracting to the story, although it was a good flick overall...tag: Superman, jesus, christ, movie, entertainment

Jesus And The Democrat
Jesus and the Democrat A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, honey! How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Miller Light?" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed

Jesus Vs. Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused... They faxed... They e-mailed... They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded... They did spreadsheets! They wrote reports... They created labels and cards... They created charts and graphs... They did some genealogy reports.. They did every job known to man... Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency, and Satan was faster than where he lives . Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off! Satan stared

Jesus Was An Illegitimate Step Son
Just think what could have happened had Joseph taken it upon himself to act his right in those times to his illegitimate son. Joseph legally could have killed jesus. He could have been rid of Mary. Under the law of the time Jesus was a bastard. Just think what could have happened had Joseph hated his step son. Beat the shit out of him. Abused him emotionally and physically. Imagine what a psychologically traumatized messiah could have done. Force feeding someone fish and then performing the miracle of the fish and loaves. Bursting the man's guts with a glut of tuna. Killing someone to resurrect them over and over again. Serial killer christ is not something we want to mess around with. Drowning drunks with conjured wine from what they've already imbibed. I love the bible.

" Jesus Was A Sucker. "
This content may be offensive, It's deffinantly adult, for it may be hard for those with an immature intellect to even understand it. And it may even be not safe for work, depending on where you work. However, I find the second part more offensive that the first, and it's being posted and forwarded all over the place. This does not contain any pictures, or anything to do with sex, or things most commonly associated with being " adult " or " NSFW ". This thing is being spread around again... Here's some of my views on it. — Wednesday, May 02, 2007 The media and their kindness... It seems to me, that too much religion at school caused what happened, not the lack of it. Or atleast it was a bigger influence than the lack of religion. And it's not illeagle to pray at school. It's only illeagle for the school to mandate it. If I was in a school with mandated prayr, there would almost certainly be violence. Seperation of church and state is there for a good reason. Churches a

Jesus Freak
This song is the anthem of all Jesus Freaks around the world who like all Christians are being persecuted (rather it be physically or emotionally) for their beliefs WE DON'T CARE! WE KNOW THE TRUTH! PRAISE GOD!: Separated, I cut myself clean From a past that comes back in my darkest of dreams Been apprehended by a spiritual force And a grace that replaced all the me I've divorced I saw a man with tat on his big fat belly It wiggled around like marmalade jelly It took me a while to catch what it said Cause I had to match the rhythm of his belly with my head 'Jesus Saves' is what it raved in a typical tattoo green He stood on a box in the middle of the city And claimed he had a dream What will people think When they hear that I'm a Jesus freak What will people do when they find that it's true I don't really care if they label me a Jesus freak There ain't no disguising the truth Kamikaze, my death is gain I've been marked by my Maker A peculiar di

Jesus Christ!
Apparently he was in Hemet all along. So as an unexpected birthday present, my ex-boyfriend decided to find me out of the blue. Apparently he found Jesus and all that, which is fine, but I'll be damned if I'm going to let that go without cracking wise. I guess my little Jesus joke did not go over well. He's obviously a newbie because he's one of those religious people that has absolutely no sense of humor. So I'm trying to take this all in stride and have a sense of humor about it, so I decided to post the drama that is our two days of messaging via myspace. *sigh* Please keep in mind that this is the boy that popped my anal cherry. The guy that begged for the pleasure of my sweet asshole can't even spell asshole. May God have mercy on him. I'm not even going to dignify his last message with a response as for once, I just may be speechless. And I don't think it would be very Christ-like to fill up an entire message with nothing but typed laughter and rotflmao. Heaven help me. From:

Jesus People Are Mean
I thought I'd be cute. I thought I'd be funny. I thought I'd create a MuMM that was pointless and silly. So I did. I made the mistake of putting the term "BBW" in it. And within an hour I had at least two dozen comments on it. All of which fell into the following category: Fat People Are Not Beautiful Why is it that the internet automatically allows people to be such fuckheads? What is it about this stupid box that leads people to believe it's okay to stomp on someone else? Seriously. If they were out in public and I walked in they would never walk up to me and say those things in my face. I'm dumbfounded by the reasoning that makes it okay (to them) to talk down to another person. It's taken years, literally years, for me to build my self-esteem up to the place that it's at. It took less than five minutes and only about ten strangers to crush it. People like them make me want to shove their heads into the tiny spaces where they store their sense of decorum..

Jesus..
My mom was diagnosed as pre-diabetic. Of course her coverage doesn't insure ANYTHING until she's actually diabetic. Now is that a crock of shit or what? "You could have a massive heart attack. You can't get a dietitian though. Coverage won't help you." Canada, anyone? That hospital isn't very helpful. I can't put the blame on them, it's the stupid insurance policy of her work. Fuckers. I'm so stressed! Courtesy of SparkleTags.com

Jesus Walks By Kanye West
Yo, We at war We at war with terrorism, racism, and most of all we at war with ourselves (Jesus Walks) God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down (Jesus Walks with me) with me, with me, with me You know what the Midwest is? Young & Restless Where restless (Ni**as) might snatch your necklace And next these (Ni**as) might jack your Lexus Somebody tell these (Ni**as) who Kanye West is I walk through the valley of the Chi where death is Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless Uhhhh! Try to catch it Uhhhh! It's kinda hard hard Getting choked by the detectives yeah yeah now check the method They be asking us questions, harass and arrest us Saying "we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast" Huh? Yall eat pieces of shit? What's the basis? We ain't going nowhere but got suits and cases A trunk full of coke rental car from Avis My momma used to say only Jesus can save us Well momma I know I act a fool But I'll be gone 'til November I got p

Jesus Conservative Or Socialist?
This was a MUMM posted, and I thought it would be a good idea to share my answer with everyone.. the 2008 poll made me think of this. why do republicans consider themselves the Christian party? don't they realize that Jesus was basically a socialist? i mean, look at his teachings. "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God", "Blessed are you poor, for yours is the kingdom of God", Do not lay up for yourselves treasures on earth", "go, sell what you have, and give to the poor"... i could go on, but you get the idea. so what do you think? was Christ more of a liberal or a conservative? This was my answer.. Okay first of all you can’t answer this yes or no because you asked on a faulty premise. Republicans never said they consider themselves Christians... Liberalists say that about the Republican Party. %90 of the Holy Bible is talking about Spiritual Wealth, not money. People who have ALOT of $ tend to worship $ o

Jesus, Im So Fucking Fat!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, so i finally calculated how much I spend on nothing but fast food... In a 3 day period, Ive spent about 75 dollars on nothing but mcdonalds, taco bell, and kfc. This is NOT counting gas and other stuff I dont eat. I get payed every 12-15 days, so doing some math.. Thats about 300 dollars that goes to nothing but calories every 2 weeks. Thats roughly 600 a month. Thats a little shy of HALF my monthly pay. Thats horseshyt.. I really needa stop.. I seriously have a bad problem..

Jesus, The Way To Forgiveness
Jesus, The Way To Forgiveness Many people think that sin is nothing more than a violation of human relationships. They consider an action sinful only if it is frowned upon by society, if it violates their own conscience, or if it is harmful to someone. To such people, correcting sin is nothing more than making things right with other people. When this is done they feel a peaceful release. But sin is more than this. Sin is any deviation from God's will. 1 JOHN 5:17 All unrighteousness is sin, and there is a sin not leading to death. It may be doing what God disapproves. 1 JOHN 3:4 Everyone who practices sin also practices lawlessness; and sin is lawlessness. Or, it may be failing to do right. JAMES 4:17 Therefore, to one who knows the right thing to do, and does not do it, to him it is sin. The grossest behavior toward another human being is sin only because it violates God's law. After committing adultery and murder, David wrote in a Psalm to God: PSALM 51:4

Jesus Is The Way..>>>
Let Him into your souls now , ever breathe you breath the Lord gave . He made you and I, and we all owe Him so much , He loved us all enough to send his only son to die on the cross for all us. For this to pay and wash away sin thru his innocent son,s blood ..The blood of Jesus Christ ; Please if you haven,t seen Mel Gibson, s film , Passion of the Christ ;Go see this and know .. What He (JESUS CHRIST) did for you. For He has done all He can to love you save you . You have a choice to except His truth, His light His way and chose to follow Him ; He wont force this on you.. To be in his grace is awesome ; To recieve His great blessings of eternal life is forever and always . What are you waiting for? Satan cant offer you anything but pain , suffering, eternal death.....You have that now already in this world . God wants you to be happy , loved and cared for . Jesus gave a new commandment... Love one another as I have loved you,, that you also love one another.. He

Jesus Arguments
My Cajun friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was a Cajun: 1. He liked to serve fish to his friends. 2 He could make his own wine. 3. He wasn't afraid of water My Black friend had 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone "brother." 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn't get a fair trial. My Italian friend gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hands. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He used olive oil. My California friend also had 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion. My Irish friend then gave his 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But, my women friends have the most compelling evidence that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice wh

Jesus Our Savior!
ANYONE WHO BELIEVES THAT TORTURING, KILLING AND SPILLING THE BLOOD OF ANOTHER HUMAN BEING CLEANSES AND SAVES THEIR SOUL IS A SADO-MASOCHIST WHO IS A VIOLATOR OF HUMAN RIGHTS. Anyone who worships Jesus on the Cross is violating the First Commandment, "Thou shall not have no other gods before me". Anyone who wears a graven metal cross is violating the Second commandment, "Thou shall not make unto thee any graven image", just as those in the bible who worshipped the angels on the Ark of the Covenant which held one of the three versions of The Ten Commandments.

Jesus Said...
10/8/2007 Dear Readers: Chicago and Phoenix marathons were canceled because of the heat! Just a little reminder that the "Super Nova window is now in full action and as always efforts, time, money and even a life was taken in the name of lack of knowledge. The definition of taking part of a Marathon is to run and Mercury retrograde will make sure you DON'T. Mercury is called in Greek Mythology "The God Of The Sky" and is represented by a God wearing wings on his feet. This "God" is in charge of transportation, communication languages, writing etc. Thus when the announcement to cancel the Marathon was made on TV, I could see the despair experienced by the people in charge talking about all the time, money and volunteers efforts totally wasted because their lack of Cosmic Consciousness and respect of the Universal Code. Now when I say you are a much more smarter than 99% of the rest of this world I do not exaggerate anything. Of course those born w

Jesus Our King Please Do Come Soon .
This world more wicked now than then ..> We need a new order a new way . The truth shall set you free, they say . So Im Praying Thy Lord Is coming soon ; For man can,t do any thing as God can do and achieve. Man cries out ; They need a new goverment ; They should ask in thy name O Lord for this . For no man can ever do this ; with out corruption or will never do this make a great goverment and honest goverment . . .No man can do what God Almighty Our Creator can do and will do soon. Praise Him ; ask Him and recieve Him . He is near and far and in all. He is all does all, Allehelluia !!! Amen!!!

The Jesus Myth And Fraud Of Christianity
(still editing this 11-05-07) Jesus is a myth based on over 34 godman myths from around the globe that existed hundreds or thousands of years before Christ, with Krishna, Buddha, Horus, Prometheus, and Mithra being the major characters from which details of their stories were taken to create the personification of Christ. Most of these were also born to virgin mothers; born on Dec 25th; were Sons of God who walked on water; who had 12 disciples; were crucified and resurrected and had many other “historical” details in common that early Christians stole to make the biggest fraud of religion ever told. The Bible and Jesus are based on Egyptian, Sumerian, Babylonian, Greek, Indian and many other myths and legends that existed long before the myth of Jesus. Christianity is sadism in disguise as religion and spirituality. Christianity teaches fear, shame, self-rejection, judgment and intolerance. It teaches delusions of guilt and worthlessness, delusions of grandeur, delusions

Jesus & The Redneck
An Italian in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Italian looked across the Restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Italian told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him. The next patron to come in was an Irishman with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the Waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Irishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there, sweet thang. How's about gettin' me a cold glass of Coke!" He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress once more nodded, so the Redneck said to give Jesus a cold glass of Coke, "On my bill." As J

Jesus Is The Reason For The Season Hugs All...im So Bored Yet Have To Rest In Bed.
Ty my friends and for all th adavice , help , support too. Im ver grateful, and thankful and Thank you O lord Im still alive. When am I ever gona be out of danger or harms way ?> I have no clue . Hope I recover soon , yet more surgery to come . My holidays this yr are not fun or happy ones ; Yet Im blessed by God to still be alive>. Im to be hopistablized soon in about 2 -3 weeks ill be admitted in. and for now rest and recover, eat diet to build my blood supply up , potassium level up , I also have to keep my blood pressure down.. Hugs all/ diana You all enjoy your holidays and remenber Jesus is the reason for the season. Love and give ,cherrish , dont a take a thing for granted. not even life or tomorrows. hugs diana

Jesus Is The Reason For The Season...or Something Like That!
We're decorating our Christmas tree today...yes, that ubiquitous symbol of Christmas, though ours is a fake tree with lights already integrated. I love tradition, but I'm no fool when it comes to falling needles and fire hazards and all-around economy! I know that some Christian purists find the tree somewhat vexing, especially since it has its roots (hahaha) buried deep in ancient pagan ritual and ceremony, but in the end, it's pretty. That's enough for me to want one each year. So, regardless, we will continue to put one up each year, and I will continue to delight in the joy of the children as they look at each ornament and listen to the stories of what each one means. (I picked up the tradition from Alisha; her family gets special ornaments specific to people each year. That's SO cool to me!) Getting on with what I want to say, however, is the 'Jesus Is The Reason For The Season' slogan that I've heard from Christian groups most of my life. I don't have a problem with tha

Jesus Was A Truck Driver
jesus was a truck driver he made big hauls at night and there's a story a'the rest-stop on i-40 how he got into a bar fight jesus had been drinking shots playing quarters with his friends some dude got mad made fun of jesus' dad it's hard to punch with nails in your hands soon the place was in chaos barkeep got his sawed-off gun "boyus, take it outside or get shot in your hide" and they all left in a manic run out in the parking lot jesus was the center of the fight they fought teeth and nails jesus had kung-fu skills but that didn't save him from the knife old kid johnny johnnyson was an awful trucker to see one-foot beard nasty greased hair and at least 3 dozen fleas old kid johnny johnnyson was too drunk to punch or kick pull out his 'fly knife swung it sky high and brought it down at jesus' neck there was a scream of pain blood splattered his holy head silence took over the crowd they watched jesus go down that dude was biblically dead

Jesus
Jesus Lied About Prayer Jesus is quoted many times in the Bible saying that a believer can ask for anything through prayer and receive it. He even goes so far as to say that mountains and trees can be thrown into the sea simply by praying for it. This is clearly a lie, and can be proven to be a lie by any believer. Simply pray for me to be converted to Christianity right away. Or better yet ask him heal the dieing child in the hospital right now He could make a lot of converts that way. If I'm converted today, I'll post a public apology on my web site and devote my life to kissing God's ass. If I'm not converted it would only be fair for you to apologize and devote your life to kissing my butt. Here are the quotes from Jesus that proves that he lied: 1) And Jesus answered and said to them, "Truly I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what was done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, `Be taken

Jesus Pamphlets On Halloween..
seattle-tacoma > To the lady handing out Jesus pamphlets to us trick-or-treaters Originally Posted: Thu, 1 Nov 10:53 PDT To the lady handing out Jesus pamphlets to us trick-or-treaters -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2007-11-01, 10:53AM PDT Thanks for nothing. No, seriously. Do you have any idea how much work I put into my costume? It took me almost 3 hours to do the makeup alone. Every detail painstakingly thought of and completed, right down to the little scratches on the hands and the grazings and cuts on the arms and legs. Do you have any idea how long it took me to find a suitable shield and sword? Or how about the battle uniform? I bet you didn't even consider that perhaps it was actually straight off the movie set. Well, it was. It wasn't cheap, doing all this. I was the one that incurred those expenses, not my parents. I burned the income from more hours of my after-school job than I would care to adm

Jesus Is In Our Hearts >>>>my Gift To You All Is >> Read >>.
Jesus resides in each of us but some close him out , wont you just let him inside , what a change you see feel and know thru him (Jesus ) His love is forever , forgiving forever , alive and well for ever; thru him is what you will recieve if you belive. Hugs diana this is my gift to all you; Merry Christmas.

Jesus And The Elves
Jesus and the Elves" And Joseph went up from Galilee to Bethlehem with Mary, his espoused wife, who was great with child. And she brought forth a son and wrapped him in swaddling clothes and laid him in a manger because there was no room for them in the inn. And the angel of the Lord spoke to the shepherds and said, "I bring you tidings of great joy. Unto you is born a Savior, which is Christ the Lord." "There's a problem with the angel," said a Pharisee who happened to be strolling by. As he explained to Joseph, angels are widely regarded as religious symbols, and the stable was on public property where such symbols were not allowed to land or even hover. "And I have to tell you, this whole thing looks to me very much like a Nativity scene," he said sadly. "That's a no-no, too." Joseph had a bright idea. "What if I put a couple of reindeer over there near the ox and ass?" he said, eager to avoid sectarian strife. "That would definitely help," said the Pharisee, who kn

Jesus Jokes 1
Jesus dies and goes up to Heaven. The first thing he does is look for his father, as he has never met the man before and is curious as to what he looks like, and whether or not Jesus looks like his mother or father, etc. He looks high and low but cannot find him. He asks St. Peter "Where is my father?" But St. Peter says he doesn't know. He asks the archangel Gabriel "Where is my father?" But Gabriel doesn't know. He asks John the Baptist "Where is my father?" But John does not know. So he wanders Heaven, impatiently searching. Suddenly he sees out of the mist an old man coming toward him. The man is very old, with white hair, stooped over a little. "Stop!" Jesus yells. "Who are you?" Oh, please help me, I am an old man in search of my son." Jesus is very curious. Could this be his father? "Tell me of your son, old man. Oh, you would know him if you saw him. Holes in his hand where the nails used to be, he was nailed to a cross, you know..." "Father!!!!!" Screams Jesus. "Pinocch

~ Jesus Christ Superstar ~ 1973
I Love this Movie, i remember setting in the theater in Germany and watching it the first time. I seen that Ted Neeley is still playing the role of Jesus as they are coming to town next month, hell of a time to be outta work :( below are some of the better clips from the movie. Listen to the vocals and the sky at the end. The man played that part great This song was actually a hit on the radio Jesus Christ Superstar (1973) Arrest/Pilate/Denial And the final end

Jesus (a.s.) In Islam
Muslims do believe that Isa (A.S.) was sent down as a Prophet of Allah (God), but he (Jesus) is not God or Lord, nor the son of God. Muslims do not believe that Isa (A.S.), also known as Jesus by Christians and others, is dead or was ever crucified. We believe that he was raised to heaven and is there, and will descend at the appointed time, end all wars, and bring peace to the world. Like Jesus (A.S.), Muhammad (Peace be upon him) is also a Prophet and Messenger. Muhammed (P.B.U.H.) is the last Prophet, though, and there is none after him. Hence, Islam is the last religion, complete, with the Holy Qur'an as the unchanged and perfect word of God for over 1400 years, as God promised to preserve it till the last day for all of humankind, unlike sacred texts of other religions which have mulitple versions and are "revised" periodically. God, or Allah in Arabic, is Divine and Supreme Being and Creator. What the Holy Qur'an says about Jesus: They slew him not, nor did they crucify him

Jesus Loves Me!
While watching a little TV on Sunday instead of going to church, I watched a Church in Atlanta honoring one of its senior pastors who had been retired many years. He was 92 at that time and I wondered why the Church even bothered to ask the old gentleman to preach at that age. After a warm welcome, introduction of this speaker, and as the applause quieted down he rose from his high back chair and walked slowly, with great effort and a sliding gate to the podium. Without a note or written paper of any kind he placed both hands on the pulpit to steady himself and then quietly and slowly he began to speak.... "When I was asked to come here today and talk to you, your pastor asked me to tell you what was the greatest lesson ever learned in my 50 odd years of preaching. I thought about it for a few days and boiled it down to just one thing that made the most difference in my life and sustained me through all my trials. The one thing that I could always rely on when

Jesus...
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. Had no army, yet kings feared Him. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us

Jesus Saves
You go to the church, you kiss the cross You will be saved at any cost You have your own reality Christianity You spend your life just kissing ass A trait thats grown as time has passed You think the world will end today You praise the lord, its all you say Jesus saves, listen to you pray You think youll see the pearly gates When death takes you away For all respect you cannot lust In an invisible man you place your trust Indirect dependency Eternal attempt at amnesty He will decide who lives and dies Depopulate satanas rise You will be an accessory Irreverence and blasphemy Jesus saves, no need to pray The gates of pearl have turned to gold It seems youve lost your way Jesus saves, no words of praise No promised land to take you to There is no other way

Jesus
Is Jesus Famous for the Bed? When I ask a group of students, "Who's famous for the car?" they say "Ford", then I ask, "Who's famous for the light bulb?" they say "Edison", then I ask, "Who's famous for the bed?" and most are stumped, and say they never thought about it, but once in a while a person in a group will quickly say/guess Jesus. And when I ask why they say that, they say, "Because of the manger!". The Jesus Bed Connection Think and remember. Before the word sleep became part of our vocabulary, the word dead was used, meaning not conscious. The word dead covered all the conditions for being found not conscious. People 2000 years ago, not yet having the word sleep, would have described what the carpenter Jesus was doing as raising the dead. With hindsight, through the study of history, we can now see and understand that Jesus was raising the sleeping, by giving them beds. The manger, praying before going to bed, and the spread of furniture with Christianity, all points

Jesus F-ing Christ!
See I cannot even type a damn blog no more without getting deleted, along with pics, comments and other crap... Might as well delete my damn profile... I was nice enough to type out my last blog once.. I ain't doing it agan.... If I wanted be babysat on an adult site, I'd go to myspace or myyearbook, or some other damn site... freedom of speech is being abused here... I was nice enough to let y'all know what was going on as a continuation of my last mumm... screw it..

Jesus? Meet Bubbles.
It's been a long week. Chaotic, sleepless and full of sloppy puppy kisses. I finally picked up Enza last Sunday. She is so sweet, so soft and full of energy....the way I used to be....before she moved in. When we got home, I introduced her to her new surroundings. Cooch eyed her suspiciously, sniffed her, looked at me, then walked away. I think she felt intimidated by the bouncy little puppy. She stayed in her little corner of the family room all day. With her back to me and ignoring my every call. She no longer loved me. I did my best not to take away Cooch's stature on the family totem pole. I left her food and water dish in the usual spot and placed Enza's on the opposite side of the kitchen. I didn't want either of them fighting over food. I thought it was a good idea, until Cooch would walk past Enza's meal and stop to nosh on it before she traveled the rest of the length of the kitchen to her own dish. I would try to walk Enza on the leash. She would do

Jesus Facking Christ.
Ok so my sister Becky had a baby girl this morning making my like 13th niece/nephew. Then I found out that apparently my other sister Rachel just had CPS come take away her children. Apparently she tried to dodge a cab fee and was arrested. They decided to investigate her and tested her positive for crack So my one niece is with the dad's mom and the other three kids are in foster home's and I am not allowed to visit. Ugh. What a fackingtabulous day.

Jesus Of Nazereth: The Ultimate P.r. Guy
Ok, before I begin, I think it's important that I explain that I'm an atheist and I'm extremely intrigued by judeo-christian theology. So, with that said, I'll get to the point. Lately I've been reading the christian bible. The Old Testament mostly since coming from a catholic family, I'm already pretty familiar with the New Testament. Anyhow, thus far I've read the books of Genesis and The Exodus and I've got to say, God seems way more human than devine. Oh and he/she/it is kind of a jerk. Take the story of Job. Job is a very pious man. He devoted his entire being to God and saw that all of his children did the same. So one day the devil basically tells God that his "human expriment" (thats my own term) is a failure. So God says, "What about Job?" To which the devil says, "Let me test his faith." (I'm paraphraising of course.) So, the devil takes all of Job's posessions and still, Job is faithful. Then, the devil kills his sons and still, Job is faithful and devoted. It's only after

Je Suis Désolé.... ~*~ Update!!! 12-28-08
I want to update you all on my current contest. I have been very sick over the holidays and I really appreciate all the love, gifts, and phone calls. I am better, well mostly, and I'm gonna try to get this finished up as quickly as I can. It may be more of a financial thing now than a health thing however. Due to Christmas, the extra Dr. Bills & Meds. I'm pretty broke at the moment so unless someone wants to donate a bling pack or two :D, then the prizes which require real dollars will not be given until I receive my next check. Which is not until January 14th. I am sorry to disappoint or upset anyone, but honestly I don't think anyone is more disappointed or upset than me. I love my contest and I love gifting others. Mostly I love my Fu Friends. I hope you all will understand. Love & Smooches Lucretia ★♎★Lucretia★♎★ @ fubar Music provided by WYKD

Jesus The Light Of The World
John 8 Jesus, the Light of the World 12 Jesus spoke to the people once more and said, "I am the light of the world. If you follow me, you won't have to walk in darkness, because you will have the light that leads to life." 13 The Pharisees replied, "You are making those claims about yourself! Such testimony is not valid." 14 Jesus told them, "These claims are valid even though I make them about myself. For I know where I came from and where I am going, but you don't know this about me.15 You judge me by human standards, but I do not judge anyone.16 And if I did, my judgment would be correct in every respect because I am not alone. The Father* who sent me is with me.17 Your own law says that if two people agree about something, their witness is accepted as fact.*18 I am one witness, and my Father who sent me is the other."

Jesus H Christ This Is More Info Than I Ever Wanted To Know!! Thanks Johnnydevil!
29 May 1958 Your date of conception was on or about 5 September 1957 which was a Thursday. You were born on a Thursday under the astrological sign Gemini. Your Life path number is 3. Your fortune cookie reads: One who admires you greatly is hidden before your eyes. Life Path Compatibility: You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 3, 6 & 9. You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 2, 5 & 11. You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 4, 7, 8 & 22. The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2436352.5. The golden number for 1958 is 2. The epact number for 1958 is 10. The year 1958 was not a leap year. Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/18/1958 and ending 2/7/1959. You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog. Your Native American Zodiac sign is Elk; your plant is Mullein. You were born in the Egyptian month of Mesore, the fourth month of the season of Shomu (Harvest).

Jesus's 7 Statements On The Cross -- As Found Via Study Of All The Gospels, Not Just One.
Only by way of the symbolic blood of animals could the High Priest approach the presence of God, represented by the Holy of Holies. But when Jesus Christ was judged on the cross, the huge curtain that blocked entry into the Holy of Holies was ripped from top to bottom (Matthew 27:51). Christ’s work on the cross removed the barrier keeping men from the presence of God, giving us free access to His throne of grace (Hebrews 4:16, 10:19, 20). There were 7 and I’ll list them in the order THAT SOMEBODY -- NOT ME HOWEVER believes they probably occurred. "Father, forgive them, they don’t know what they’re doing." Luke 23:34 "I’m telling you the truth, today you’ll be with Me in paradise." Luke 23:43 "Woman, look, this is your son. Look, this is your mother." John 19:25,26 "My God, My God, why have you abandoned Me!" Matthew 27:46 "I’m thirsty." John 19:28 "It is finished now, with results that will go on forever." John 19:30 "Father, into Your hands I commit My spirit!

Jesus 666 Disrespecting Me And Calling Me A C-u-n-t
What do you think about this or how it should have been handled and yes i did block him cuz he went into the lounge. He called me a fuckin C-U-N-T.. how would i should have behaved heh? plus he broke a few rules. i dont allow others to call me anything that can be used as Hatred, it pisses me off. oh and if your wondering this is how i get OVER stuff... by doing this. Next person that does this shit, im reporten EVERYONE, from the 1st to the last! have a nice fuxin day! Btw please note the reason why he went into the lounge in the 1st place is because i BLOCKED HIM. think about it. He has been blocked... ->ڶesus 666 ...: i think your an asshole that the fact that you have a problem with how i do things to my own profile. and i have enough... bye..... ڶesus 666 ...: lol no, you have a problem with me thinking it was funny that you typed out a 10 page letter explaining why you had nothing to say? ->ڶesus 666 ...: you have a problem with me doing my profile the

Jesus Built My Beach Cruiser
i cant think of what to paint. its driving me nuts...like a nicotine fit. i just typed that because i cant think of anything to friggin paint! time to get beyond creative and make up a whole new set of things. fcuk what they are...i need to create. what else do i do!? damn brain lock!

Jesus Freaks?
LMFAO at this... Yu may have seen the mumm titled OMG talking about some jesus cult... I checked it out and have been laughing insanely ever since... fucking right out of a steven king novel these people...any who, I saw this signature on a comment regarding a thread talking about how you dont have to "do it" on your honey moon... these people are the of the belief its a sin to have sex other than the sole porpose to make baby christian warriors!!! ffs..any ways its some funnyshit! heres the signature on his comment, who also has a spaceship baby jesus website...but i deleted the link cuz our baby jesus doesnt like any other baby jesus's to be lmao I am the MAD PROPHET HELMHOLTZ. SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Praise be SPACESHIP JESUS! fuggin lunatic

Jesus Fucking Christ!!!
Whats the deal with women having douche bag boysfriends that they complain and rant about to there friends one moment and do a 180º and start saying shit like "Awww i love my baby" Make up your damn fucking mind. Even when i complained about my ex of 3yrs.I complained,but assured that I still loved the bitch.That was then though.what a crazy twat. so whats the deal?What is it that drives in my opinion "beautiful chicks" to complete douche bag assholes? uhhhhhhhhh.....i guess thats just women. wtf?!

Jesus Was Way Cool
Jesus was way coolEverybody liked JesusEverybody wanted to hang out with himAnything he wanted to do, he didHe turned water into wineAnd if he wanted toHe could have turned wheat into marijuanaOr sugar into cocaineOr vitamin pills into amphetaminesHe walked on the waterAnd swam on the landHe would tell these storiesAnd people would listenHe was really coolIf you were blind or lameYou just went to JesusAnd he would put his hands on youAnd you would be healedThat's so coolHe could've played guitar better than HendrixHe could've told the futureHe could've baked the most delicious cake in the worldHe could've scored more goals than Wayne GretzkyHe could've danced better than BarishnikovJesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think ofJesus was way coolHe told people to eat his body and drink his bloodThat's so coolJesus was so coolBut then some people got jealous of how cool he wasSo they killed himBut then he rose from the deadHe rose from the dead, danced aroundThen went u

Jesus Freaks
"Galileo, DaVinci, William Shakespeare, Martin Luther, John the Baptist. These are the strange ones who challenged society with a different way of thinking. They were the rebels and heretics of their day. But if history is told correctly, no man has caused the worldwide stir that Jesus Christ did 2000 years ago. So many people today portray Jesus as weak, the out-of-date aritfact hanging on a church wall or in a stainedglass window hoping for a brighter day. But Jesus was the non-conformist of all time. He took the conventions of religion, tradition, and love and turned them upside down. He face political and religious leaders of His day and spoke thruths they had never before. He walked in our as the human voice of God. When I think of the boldest leaders and thinkers of our world, I believe that Jesus stood above them all. He changed everything, and, by sacrificing His life, He changed they way I look at my fellowman. He is the one true reason I have a relationship wit

Jesus Freaks 2
The words "Jesus Freak" were first coined in the late sixties, when hippies became part of the new revival, the Jesus Movement. It was a time when music, poetry, and an open expression for Jesus Christ turned a new generation on to God. It merged rock and roll with the Gospel message, a wave we're still riding today know as contemporary Christian Music. It infused the Church with arts. It shook up conventional worship. And, due to its "in your face" approach, it had a backlash. The rest of the world called these over'zealous young people "Jesus Freaks" as a derogatory term. But decades later a new generation is embracing that same passion for expression. Being a Jesus Freak is having a pssionate heart for Jesus, a willingness to extend that passion into all areas of life, be it peotry, music, art, or the hard choices made at life's crossroads. The linage of Jesus Freaks actually extends much further back into history than the sixties. Many devoted followers through the c

Jesus Camp Documentary
After viewing the indie film "Jesus Camp" for the second time; I still have the same exact views on it an the people in it. I find it quite ironic that there's a radio listener calling in saying that atheists beam an "authoritative sense" to Christians. In my experience I have been confronted numerous times and handed enough miniature bibles the paper matter could make up for half a redwood forest. I work across the street from a Church and at least twice a week someone is coming in voicing their opinion that I didn't ask for; wether it be about my tattoos and asking why I did this to my body and if I know it's a sin, to asking if I know why Jesus died for our sins. It really irritates me that I am interpreted to be ignorant of religion. The entanglement of politics in religion is also another thing the movie mentions that is a pet peeve of mine. One too many a candidate has used god or their religious views to win votes or capture a certain demographics attention. It shouldn't matter

Jesus And Satan
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.' So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets!

Jesus And Satan Maybe Can See Better
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.' So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets!

Jesus And Satan 3rd Try
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.' So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets!

Jesus, The True Meaning Of Christmas!
JESUS, THE TRUE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS! The, Angel, Gabriel, appeared unto Mary,With a message from God's throne!This virgin would conceive of the Holy Ghost!Her son would be God's own!He would be, 'The Son of the Highest!"Of His kingdom there would be no end!He would have the throne of David!He would save His people from their sins!Mary had found God's favor!Thus, Jesus' birth was her reward!But, He later became her Saviour too!Her son became her Lord!The "Good News" would be to all people,Gentile as well as Jew!The Gentile that was once known as a "dog,"Would have a Saviour too!Mary and Joseph went to Bethlehem,Because of Caesar"s decree.They traveled there to pay taxes,From Nazareth, in Galilee!When Mary's time to be delivered came,She brought forth Immanuel!The inn was full, so in a manger he was laid!That was the first Noel!Yes, Jesus was born in Bethlehem,In the days of Herod, the King.A light shone down from Heaven above!Angels began to sing!"Peace on Earth, goodwill to men,"Was

Jesus Is Not The Reason For The Season
Christmas and Easter Atheists celebrate the Winter Solstice, which has been recognized since ancient times as the shortest day of the year – December 25 by the Julian calendar. The ancients celebrated this day because they realized that they had “rounded the corner” and, soon, days would grow longer and longer, and their crops would once again provide sustenance. During the early days of Christianity, believers tried to persuade the ruling authorities to establish a legal holiday to commemorate Jesus' birth. But the governing authorities refused. So the Christians decided that “if you can't beat them, join them” and thereafter celebrated Jesus' birth on an already-established holiday: the Winter Solstice, Dec 25th. (This was in the 4th Century. Before that time, Christians only celebrated Jesus' Resurrection, not his birth.) Pope Gregory XIII later revised the ancient Julian calendar; and so the calendar we use today –the Gregorian calendar--

Jesus:
Jesus Oh Jesus Listen to my plea. I have something to say. I fill like I am comeing apart each day. My fillings tell Me to look the other way. I try to look the other way but everything seems to get in my way. I have to face so many problems. Wrote 11-9-1998

Jesus, Take The Wheel (james/lindsey/sampson)
Jesus, Take the Wheel (James/Lindsey/Sampson) She was driving last Friday on her way to Cincinnati On a snow white Christmas Eve Going home to see her Mama and her Daddy with the baby in the backseat Fifty miles to go and she was running low on faith and gasoline It'd been a long hard year She had a lot on her mind and she didn't pay attention she was going way too fast Before she knew it she was spinning on a thin black sheet of glass She saw both their lives flash before her eyes She didn't even have time to cry She was sooo scared She threw her hands up in the air Jesus take the wheel Take it from my hands Cause I can't do this on my own I'm letting go So give me one more chance Save me from this road I'm on Jesus take the wheel It was still getting colder when she made it to the shoulder And the car came to a stop She cried when she saw that baby in the backseat sleeping like a rock

Jesus Saves ///woot//
Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for a few hours until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began. They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better." Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?" God chuckled. "Jesus Saves" he said.

Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!!!!
I can't even read my own shit without cry'n..wtf@ me..i guess seeing it written down is a realality check indeed that its all true..but no matter what i read or how much i cry...my mind is my worst enemy...it wont let me forget those words or how they sounded or how they made me feel.knowing its the only 2 things ive ever wanted or asked for.. i dont have.i guess sometimes life is hard and how u deal with things determines their outcome..so i spose the best responce is ... will see

Jesus Was An Atheist (...or I Am God Too)
Sounds preposterous right? Think about it Reportedly, he claimed to BE God in certain "quotes" So logic dictates that he didn't believe in a God That was OUTSIDE of himself I am an Atheist and don't believe in a God outside of myself So, of course, AGAIN logic dictates that if he is God then so am I He railed against the Clergy of his time.....reportedly I was kicked out of Seminary at 13 for being a "distraction" Asking too many pointed questions So then the difference between me & Jesus is That I had the good sense to avoid being crucified Like THOUSANDS of other enemies of the Church & State of his time So does that make Jesus an Idiot? Kinda But I still have respect for him as a Revolutionary And Reichian Therapist lolololololololol It's what others have done in his name that I abhor I DIGRESS! "The Kingdom of God is WITHIN YOU" Explicitly MEANS that there is NO GOD OUTSIDE OF YOU Which MEANS there is no God Terrifying to most who are still infants needing car

The Jet
Went out to the 'Jet' last night. Not a bad place. The scenery sure was NICE! Lord have mercy. I'm 2 Tiffanys short of a really good fantasy, right now. LOL! Chris you're a damn good DJ! Props brother. If you live in the Fort Walton Beach area you owe yourself to check the place out. You won't be disappointed... unless you're clinically depressed or an a-hole.

The Jet
So there I am ontop a roof taking down shingles when I hear this boom... look up and heading damn near right to me is a fkn Jet... Quickest I ever got off a roof.. I was lucky enough it didnt hit the house I was at but not but 50yds away and it crashed into an apartment complex. Surreal.. thinking I am glad there were no reported deaths... miracle...

Jet: Are You Gonna Be My Girl?
Go!! So 1, 2, 3, take my hand and come with me because you look so fine and i really wanna make you mine. I say you look so fine that I really wanna make you mine. Oh, 4,5,6 c'mon and get your kicks now you dont need that money when you look like that, do ya honey. Big black boots, long brown hair, she's so sweet with her get back stare. Well I could see, you home with me, but you were with another man, yea! I know we, ain't got much to say, before I let you get away, yea! I said, are you gonna be my girl? Well, so 1,2,3, take my hand and come with me because you look so fine and i really wanna make you mine. I say you look so fine that I really wanna make you mine. Oh, 4,5,6 c'mon and get your kicks now you dont need that money with a face like that, do ya. Big black boots, long brown hair, she's so sweet with her jet back stare. Well I could see, you home with me, but you were with another man, yea! I know we,

Je T'aime
On n'a plus rien a se dire À part quelques mots qui traînent Y'a les vieilles blagues qui nous font rire Et la montagne qui nous gêne À mon meilleur ami J'ai une pensée juste pour lui Avec le temps qui nous menace Y'a sûrement quelqu'un qui a pris la place V'là l'refrain que j'te parlais Avec un verre pour m'engourdir Dans ma face y'a mes deux mains Pis en arrière y'a un sourire J'écris en attendant Moi, y'a personne qui m'attend J'aimerais que tes mots soient les miens Pour te convaincre que t'es trop loin Oh! Pour pas tout oublier Comme un vieux rêve qui t'a abandonné Occupe-toi bien d'ton p'tit garçon En sachant bien qu'c'est pour de bon V'là l'refrain que j'te parlais Avec un verre pour m'engourdir Dans ma face y'a mes deux mains Pis en arrière y'a un sourire Un sourire... ( J'aimerais revenir en arriere, Changé des choix que j'ai fait... Aimé les bonne personne, et leur dire... )

Je Taime.
Well, I know you hate it when I say this, but I'm going to say it all over again; you are the most intelligent, handsome woman I have ever met and I have been so blessed to keep you in my life. Granted, we have seen our share of drama. You will always mean the world to me. I can't believe we're doing this all over again. I can't wait until I have the chance to hold you in my arms. You're the most wonderful woman in the world. I know I frustrate you and sometimes make you wonder if you can do this again and if it's worth it, but I long for nothing but to keep you happy. You're always in my thoughts and in my heart. Love always, Je taime. (I love you) Je suis dasole. (I'm sorry) I have caused you much pain. Forgive me. Your anguish, it does break me. A storm within. Like a splinter in my soul. My heart has lost its companion. I accompany myself in sorrow without you. Your love hath shaken me. Today, tomorrow, forever, 'til the end of eternity I will love you.

Je T'aime Mon Cher
With my love this I give Without you love I don't want to live A living hell I have been put through By lots of others Not just by you My heart aches My soul is no more The moment you let his love walk through your door Family is what we could have been To be with you forever and a day Nothing but him stood in our way You don't belong all to me So I let you go and we will see If you love like you say you do You will leave him now Make this lonely one Into an amazing two Wanting Wishing Longing for love I thought God sent you From heaven above Now I crawl back to my hell Locking my heart back in it's cold dark cell Ti amo (I love you) I say to you If you care You will say it too :(

Je T'aime
I can hear your laugh when you’re not near I can feel your touch when you’re not here I can see your smile when you’re away I can taste your kiss day after day. Love me, Kiss me, Touch me, Miss me… Hold me close, hold me tight Keep me with you all through the night Don’t let me go, don’t let me leave When you’re gone, I can’t seem to breathe. I need you with me to keep me alive Deeper into passion we both do dive You and me, always and forever One and one, we’ll make it together. Love me, Kiss me, Touch me, Miss me… Hold me close, hold me tight Keep me with you all through the night Don’t let me go, don’t let me leave When you’re gone, I can’t seem to breathe. We live out our dreams all in our mind Waiting for that one-of-a-kind I’ve given you the key to my heart Now it’s your turn, I did my part. Love me, Kiss me, Touch me, Miss me… Hold me close, hold me tight Keep me with you all through the night Don’t let me go, don’t let me leave When you

Je'taime
When you love somebody for a thousand years, you write 'em a love poem. Sweet, Sweet one, this is for you. You're like Red Velvet Chocolate Cake, the creamy, yogurt-y kind. Let me lick ya like Butter-Dream frosting. Don't need no jimmie sprinkles or red hots, 'Cause ya go off like a firecracker under my tongUe. &nb

Jet Black Stilettos
she's begging for a photoshoot with the devil. lips curve; you're hanging off every word. disillusionment takes its toll on her pretty eyes, her pretty thighs, her pumping heart that won't give up. it's a craving for disaster, but they always liked her strewn across the floor. always quick to get a fix of charming wit. she's dressed in renegade and smells of expensive perfume laced with lust. when walking turns to running and running turns to regret; all that's left is a mad dash to escape the paradox she likes to call reality. what's to fake? orgasms & good taste? how about some restraint? another shot of vodka to take the edge off; dignity seems miles away. it's getting serious now. another fix; this time cashed out in naivety and missed opportunity. it's getting deeper now. we're all magnificent liars, anyways. one last dance before she breaks, in those jet black stiletto's used to tear through burning hearts. with a mouth like quicksand and a face like chloroform, it's best to shoo

Jet Bling Auction August 2nd (closed)
Master Riggs Presents an AUCTION for a JET BLING Come Bid on a Jet Bling Current bid is 580k. Bidding closes tonight, August 2nd at Midnight Central Time. Click the jet to place a bid. ~Master Riggs~ Proud Owner of ~ Bad Girl~and Fu Hubby 2 ~FunkyMunky~@ fubar

Jet Black Stare
Jet Black Stare has agreed to do an interview on JFL Radio, the only place you will be able to hear this on fubar will be in the JFL radio lounge, so join today, date and time will be available soon, thank you! http://www.fubar.com/lounge/jflradio

Je Te Promets
Je te promets le sel au baiser de ma bouche Je te promets le miel à ma main qui te touche Je te promets le ciel au dessus de ta couche Des fleurs et des dentelles pour que tes nuits soient douces Je te promets la clé des secrets de mon âme Je te promets ma vie de mes rires à mes larmes Je te promets le feu à la place des armes Plus jamais des adieux rien que des au-revoirs J'y crois comme à la terre, j'y crois comme au soleil J'y crois comme un enfant, comme on peut croire au ciel J'y crois comme à ta peau, à tes bras qui me serrent J'te promets une histoire différente des autres J'ai tant besoin d'y croire encore Je te promets des jours tout bleus comme tes veines Je te promets des nuits rouges comme tes rêves Des heures incandescentes et des minutes blanches Des secondes insouciantes au rythme de tes hanches Je te promets mes bras pour porter tes angoisses Je te promets mes mains pour que tu les embrasses Je te promets mes yeux si tu ne peux plus voir J'te promets d'être heureuse

Jet Fuel Alcoholics
Bizarre Joke: Jet Fuel Alcoholics Two airplane mechanics named Bob and Tim work at Atlanta airport. Atlanta gets fogged in one night and nothing can take off or land so Bob and Tim have nothing to do. After work Bob and Tim usally have a drink on their way home, so Bob says to Tim, “I heard that you can get a buzz off drinking jet fuel. ” Since they have nothing better to do, they try it. Finally, their shift is over and they get to go home. Next morning Bob calls Tim and says, “How are you feeling? "Tim says he's fine, never felt better. Bob asks, “Do you have a hangover? ” Tim says no. Then Tim says, “Wow this is great! We can drink all we want and not get a hangover. ” Then Bob says, “Well, there is one side effect, Tim. Have you farted yet? ” Tim says, “No, why? ” Bob says, “I'm calling you from Detroit!”

Jet For Auction Or 20pt
JET IS UP FOR AUCTION OR MIX N MATCH 20PTS. OPENING BID 200K PRIVATE MESSAGE ME UR BID. AUCTION WILL CLOSE TOMORROW 10PM FU TIME 6-29-08. YOU CAN CHOOSE 2 ELMOS 4-4TH JULY OR HAVE ME SEND 20-1 PT TO PEOPLE OF YOUR CHOICE. PS- DON'T FORGET WHEN BIDDING THAT FUBAR CHARGES A 20% BUX TRANSFER FEE. SO PLEASE KEEP THIS IN MIND. HAPPY BIDDING AND BEST OF LUCK!!

Jet - Look What You've Done
Take my photo off the wall If it just won't sing for you 'Cause all that's left has gone away And there's nothing there for you to prove Oh, look what you've done You've made a fool of everyone Oh well, it seems likes such fun Until you lose what you had won Give me back my point of view 'Cause I just can't think for you I can hardly hear you say What should I do, well you choose Oh, look what you've done You've made a fool of everyone Oh well, it seems likes such fun Until you lose what you had won Oh, look what you've done You've made a fool of everyone A fool of everyone A fool of everyone Take my photo off the wall If it just won't sing for you 'Cause all that's left has gone away And there's nothing there for you to do Oh, look what you've done You've made a fool of everyone Oh well, it seems likes such fun Until you lose what you had won Oh, look what you've done You've made a fool of everyone A fool of everyone A fool of everyone

Jet Lag: It's Not A Rumor
My flight from Melbourne (home of the fake) departed at 10:15 AM Saturday morning and landed in LAX at 7:30 AM...Saturday morning. You remember that day that disappeared Wednesday? I got it back. I heard about jet lag and I thought I would take preventative measures to avoid it or lessen its impact. I knew that if I stayed up all night before, I’d be completely wasted by flight time and I didn’t feel like being punchy going through security with the possibility of getting hassled. Instead, I went to bed at 4 AM the day of the flight. I had to be up at 6. I figured giving myself two hours of sleep would allow me to conk out on the flight and start adjusting to the change in time zones. When I woke up I was not happy but I promised myself sleep on the flight and a smooth transition. At the airport, I had errands to run and was told I had to go through two security checkouts if I wanted to drop my rental phone off first. To avoid that, I went to check in and was p

Jet Over Moa Parking Ramp
Over Christmas we went to visit my brother John in Bloomington, MN. While we were in Bloomington we decided to visit Mall of America. I remember when the Met Center Stadium was there. In the lat 80's the Met Center laid empty, until The Mall of America was constructed in 1992.

Jetpack Guy
There is a local celebrity here in Seattle. His name is Jetpack guy. Thats his name, it even says so on his drivers liceance. He has a jetpack, and flies around being a complete and utter asshole to everyone he meets. Ironically, everyone loves him for it, simply because they are awed by the fact that he has a jetpack. He will often stand and stop lights and hit people's cars with a baseball bat, until they pay him homeage. It is considered the height of social status to have your car 'customized' by Jetpack guy. Many people have taken bats to their own cars in an effort to be cool, claiming they met Jetpack guy. The only person he calls his friend is a guy named Beard dude. Beard dude hates Jetpack guy with a passion. Jetpack guy will ask him for a ciggerette and when Beard dude hands him the pack, Jetpack guy will take one out, hand it back and fly off with the rest of the pack. He smokes the ciggerettes outside the window of the cancer ward. He was once put in jail, but

Jet - Shine On (my Current Mood :()
Please don't cry You know I'm leaving here tonight Before I go I want you to know that there will always be a light And if the moon had to runaway And all the stars didn't wanna play Don't waste the sun on a rainy day The wind will soon blow it all away So many times I'd tried To be much more than who I am And if I let you down I will follow you 'round until you understand That if the moon had to runaway And all the stars didn't wanna play Don't waste the sun on a rainy day The wind will soon blow it all away When the days all seem the same Don't feet the cold or wind or rain Everything will be okay We will meet again one day I will shine on, for everyone So please don't cry Although I leave you here this night Where ever I may go how far I don't know But I will always be your light That if the moon had to runaway And all the stars didn't wanna play Don't waste the sun on a rainy day The wind will soon blow it all away When the days all seem the

Jetski For Sale In Tampa Bay Area...
as far as i know, we are still selling our jetski. it's a 2005 i think. 3 seater seadoo gtx. supercharged engine. low hours, very well maintained, and i believe there is still warranty left on it. i think we're selling it for $7500. if youre interested let me know and i could post pictures... oh and theres nothing wrong w/ it...just selling cause we want something faster...a seadoo rxp cause apparently 61 mph isnt fast enough for us lol

Jet - Shine On
Please don't cry You know I'm leaving here tonight Before I go I want you to know There will always be a light And if the moon had to runaway And all the stars didn't wanna play Don't waste the sun on a rainy day The wind will soon blow it all away So many times I'd planned To be much more than who I am And if I let you down I will follow you 'round Until you understand And if the moon had to runaway And all the stars didn't wanna play Don't waste the sun on a rainy day The wind will soon blow it all away Yeah, oh Yeah Well the days all feel the same Don't feel the cold or wind or rain Everything will be okay We will meet again one day And I will shine on, for everyone So please don't cry Although I leave you here this night Where ever I may go how far I don't know I will always be your light And if the moon had to runaway And all the stars didn't wanna play Don't waste the sun on a rainy day The wind will soon blow it all away Yeah, oh yeah

Jets Cut Ties With Pennington
As Favre arrives, Jets cut ties with Pennington Associated Press Jim Rogash/Getty Images Chad Pennington threw for 13,738 yards and 88 touchdowns in 69 career games for the Jets. NEW YORK -- Chad Pennington quickly became the odd man out once Brett Favre joined the New York Jets. Pennington was released Thursday, ending the quarterback's eight-year, injury-plagued career with the Jets. He was expected to find a new home soon: the Minnesota Vikings and Miami Dolphins were mentioned as possible destinations. Chad Pennington, QB Free agent 2007 Statistics Starts: 8 Att/Comp: 260/179 Yards: 1,765 Touchdowns: 10 "It's a bittersweet moment for us," general manager Mike Tannenbaum said early Thursday when announcing the trade for Favre. "I have all the respect in the world for Chad as a person and a player," he said. "He gave his heart and soul to this organization for a long, long time. I really appreciate everything he has done." A first-round pick in the 2000

The Jetson's Train.......
Let's head to the sky with The Jetson's! 1.Please rate my Jetson's folder.Leave a comment on the last picture. Start with this one. 2.You must fan/rate/add everyone on the list. If you are already friends with someone..check to see if you can re-rate them and send them a comment..."Riding/Flying with the Jetson's" or something like that! 3.When new people join the train DO NOT just accept the friend request. You MUST fan/add/rate/comment back. 4.No Cheating!If you do not do as you are asked,you will be removed from the train. 5.Private message TexasAngel after you have rated the folder and added everyone on the train. This will be your Thank you tag! Your Hostess 1.~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~@ fubar Your Co-Host and - TAG MAKER 2.DJ TOMICIDE~*DIE HARD IRISH FAN*~**Dirty Diamond Crew member**~@ fubar Who's ridin with the Jetson's.... 3.~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Greeter @ Good Ol' Boys and Gals~ Head Enforcer @ Lucious D

Jetsons
Let's head to the sky with The Jetson's! 1.You MUST rate my Jetson's folder.Leave a comment on the last picture. Start with this one. 2.You must fan/rate/add everyone on the list. If you are already friends with someone..check to see if you can re-rate them and send them a comment..."Riding/Flying with the Jetson's" or something like that! 3.When new people join the train DO NOT just accept the friend request. You MUST fan/add/rate/comment back. 4.No Cheating!If you do not do as you are asked,you will be removed from the train. 5.Private message TexasAngel after you have rated the folder and added everyone on the train. 6.DJ TOMICIDE will be making this Thank You tag! Your Hostess 1.~TexasAngel~Rating Revolution Crew Member~Fu Angel~@ fubar Your Co-Host and - TAG MAKER 2.DJ TOMICIDE~*DIE HARD IRISH FAN*~**Dirty Diamond Crew member**~@ fubar Who's ridin with the Jetson's.... 3.~Rebelicious DixieAngel~ Greeter @ Good Ol' Boys and Gals~ Head

Jetty
The cool, crisp dawn broke with the birds singing loudly as they awoke and went about the business of feeding themselves, and their young. Near the elementry school in winston there was an old oak grove. It was so old that the people in the town had just began to say it has always been there. At the center of this grove was a clearing with tall grass bent heavily under the dew that had accumilated on it during the night. Around the clearing was a small stand of ash and thorn trees to compliment the oak grove. At the very center of this clearing the air shimmered heavily as if a think heat wave occupied the space. Then suddenly the air was normal, and a small figure stood there huddled in its cloak of green that seemed to naturally blend with the color of the grass. Next the cloak was removed to show a young slender girl who was just beginning to blossom into a woman. Her appearance was normal except there was something different about her ears. She was dressed the same as any 12 yea

The Jettys
The fog rolls in. The waves crash upon the rocks. I lay back and listen. The sound seeps into my soul, it lures me away. I go back in time, There on those rocks we shared the night. We gave ourselves up to love. Our souls intwined, It felt so right. The day we seperated they were wrenched apart. Leaving a little of you in me, a little of me in you, And a little of us on the rocks. 1998

Jettison
jettison \JET-uh-suhn, JET-uh-zuhn\, verb: 1. to throw goods overboard to lighten a ship or aircraft in distress noun: 1. the act of throwing goods overboard when a craft is in distress; also, the goods thrown overboard verb: 1. (figurative) to throw away; discard

Jeux Playstation Vidéo Psx Pour Les Licences De Téléphones Intelligents
Mauvaises nouvelles pour les utilisateurs de téléphones intelligents, avec le certificat de Sony PlayStation Certified. En conclusion tradicionals jeux vidéo de la PlayStation première à arriver pas de Montre téléphone inteligentees, pour ne garder que le support pour ordinateur mobile de la console PlayStation Vita. Bien que la présence de tradicionals jeux PS1 vidéo a été prévue pour téléphone de la famille Xperia inteligentees, comprimés HTC One et une partie du HTC et Wikipad creante dans conclucion de Sony ont d annuler l'arrivée de ces jeux vidéo. Qu'est-ce que arrive dans neuf pays d'un peu petite, pour les mêmes inteligentees téléphone qui ont le certificat PlayStation Certified, est la plate-forme PlayStation Portable récente que le consentement synchroniser à l'aide de l'ordinateur portable et le smartphone et pas cher autre grand de prendre votre vidéo jeux endroit à un autre dans un simple et vertiginoza. En PlayStation Mobile existent simultanément traite jeux

The Jew
THE JEW We live in a society where certain members can get away with bending and out right breaking laws set up to protect the people. These people are of a race so greedy they make the most ruthless killer look like a saint, these people are the Jews. The Jews rob cheat and steal, they get away with crimes that a normal citizen would definitely serve a prison sentence for, and to top it off the American government praises them for it. The jew gets away with crimes such as murder, extortion and slavery. He lies his way to the top of the food chain and once he sits upon his throne he contemplates ways to further destroy those who he deems unworthy to live. The Jew has become a powerful force in modern day society, with his domination over the media and his powerful friends there is no end in sight of his rein of terror. The Jew is blatant on what he tends to do with the governments he extorts and he is permitted to continue on his destructive path and he will. The Jew goes from

The Jew Among Thorns
(Please note that this story reflects a negative stereotype of Jews. Written in the 1800's, the Grimm brothers maintained the folkloric quality of the tales, complete with the prejudices of the time. We have reproduced this story in its entirety, and resisted the temptation to edit.) There was once a rich man, who had a servant who served him diligently and honestly. He was every morning the first out of bed, and the last to go to rest at night, and whenever there was a difficult job to be done, which nobody cared to undertake, he was always the first to set himself to it. Moreover, he never complained, but was contented with everything and always merry. When a year was ended, his master gave him no wages, for he said to himself, that is the cleverest way, for I shall save something and he will not go away, but stay quietly in my service. The servant said nothing, but did his work the second year as he had done it the first, and when at the end of this, likewise, he received no wa

A Jew, A Catholic And A Mormon Were Having Drinks
A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an interfaith meeting. The Jew, bragging on his virility, said, "I have four sons. One more and I'll have a basketball team." The Catholic, waived off this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing, boy. I have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team." To which the Mormon replied, "You guys ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more and I'll have a golf course."

Jewels Are Cut From More Than Precious Stone
Jewels are cut from more than precious stone. A life, too, is cut to catch the light. No beauty is refracted when a lone, Isolated stranger rides the night. Can you be jewels to each other's sun? Each needs a light to shine upon the heart, Awakening the loveliness that one Never could reveal if still apart. Do, then, both shine and give refraction, So you may be both source of light and jewel. Have each the strength to translate into action A love that is both sparkling fire and fuel. When two are one the sun and jewel can play: Now each heart will the other's light display. by Nicholas Gordon

~jewel~
Break Me - Jewel I will meet you In some place Where the light lends itself To soft repose I will let you undress me But I warn you I have thorns like any rose You could hurt me With your bare hands You could hurt me Using the sharp end of what you say But I’m lost to you now And there’s no amount of reason That could save me Chorus: So break me Take me Just let me feel your arms again Break me I’ll let you make me Just let me feel your love again Feels like being underwater Now that I’ve let go And lost control Water kisses fill my mouth Water fills my soul Chorus Bridge: Kiss me once Well, maybe twice Oh, it never felt so nice Chorus Just let me feel your love again DEEP WATER When you find yourself falling down Your hopes in the sky but your heart like grape gum on the ground And you try to find yourself In the abstractions of religion and the cruelty of everyone else And you wake up to realize Your standard of livi

The Jewel
You're my man, my mighty king, And I'm the jewel in your crown, You're the sun so hot and bright, I'm your light-rays shining down, You're the sky so vast and blue, And I'm the white clouds in your chest, I'm a river clean and pure, Who in your ocean finds her rest, You're the mountain huge and high, I'm the valley green and wide, You're the body firm and strong, And I'm a rib bone on your side, You're an eagle flying high, I'm your feathers light and brown, You're my man, my king of kings, And I'm the jewel in your crown.

Jewellery Shop.
A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to sh!t yourself when I tell you the price."

Jeweler Wanted - Phoenix Area
GOLDHOLES is expanding and in need of a jeweler to craft our product in the Phoenix area. Does not have to interfere with current work status. Must be able to design and craft GOLDHOLES quality body jewelry in gold and platinum. Contact us here thru CherryTap or at goldholesnet@aol.com

Jewelerwanted - Phoenix Area (re-post)
GOLDHOLES is expanding and in need of a jeweler to craft our product in the Phoenix area. Does not have to interfere with current work status. Must be able to design and craft GOLDHOLES quality body jewelry in gold and platinum. Contact us here thru CherryTap or at goldholesnet@aol.com

Jewelry & Crafts For Sale
Here's a link to my Yahoo 360 to buy some jewelry & crafts, if you're interested; there's some photos in the photo section for you to take a look at. http://blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-1dUamf06erQawCzMuxOWFcR9 If you're interested in any of them or would like me to make you something, you can contact me here, by clicking on my Profile; also, if you have any questions, you may also contact me here & I'll be glad to answer them to the best of my ability.

Jeweler Wanted
GOLDHOLES is expanding and in need of a jeweler to craft our product in the Phoenix area. Does not have to interfere with current work status. Must be able to design and craft GOLDHOLES quality body jewelry in gold and platinum. Contact us here thru CherryTap or at goldholesnet@aol.com

Jewellery
Its my wifes birthday tomorrow and i just spent a whole lot of money on a gold ring with a blue opal in it, i wasnt going to spend quite so much money but i figure shes worth it. I have been saving money towards buying myself a new guitar, a Gibson Flying V to be precise, but this ring took a big chunk of that money, oh well, ill get it later. My record label had a party at a bar last weekend, we had some DJs and free beer, i cant stand progressive house music so i left early but it seemed like everyone else was enjoying themselves a whole bunch.

Jewelry Amulet Spell
Color of the day: Gray Incense of the day: Rose It’s easy to make any piece of jewelry you own into a protective talisman. Choose your favorite ring, necklace, earrings, bracelet, or other jewelry item that you wear often. First, clean the item with whatever method is safest for that type of jewelry. If in doubt, use water and toothpaste. As you clean, imagine any negative energy associated with the item being cleared away. Next, charge the item by either allowing it to sit beneath the sunlight for a day or the moonlight overnight, or simply visualize your specific need as you hold the item in your hand. Finish by chanting: My body this item does adorn, May it serve me well. Keep me from harm whenever it’s worn, May it serve me well. By: Ember For your Magickal needs: http://www.llewellyn.com

The Jewel In The Lotus
The Jewel in the Lotus Magical flower glowing, glistening scented blossom exotic fragrance Mystical blossom gently hued silky petals erotic texture Miraculous bloom precious gem deeply hidden hypnotic jewel Marvelous potion beheld in soft candlelight beckons the gard’ner Jewel in the lotus pleasure’s most passionate pearl luster most sacred Gift for the gard.ner the velvety petals part pinkened pearl offered Lips sipping syrup tasting crystalline passion the gem is revealed Moist and beauteous dewdrops slip down soft petals the gem is awash.

Jewell
ok life is gettin harder and harder. frist i lost you n then rufus is gone when i get home. then yesterday was BBs last day with us. You may not love me any more but i still love you. i hope the single life treats u well. i cant affored to keep comin to see you. i work at fuckin dairy queen i make shit. i cant take the mind games any more, one time u tell me i can come back if i am good but what is good i have kissed your ass over n over again. and now i have learned that there aint nothin lef except sex and all i have to do is get rid of the feeling i have for u n because of ur head games its gonna be alot harder than what u may think. I LOVE YOU! i hope u realize how much i love u before it is too late. i wanna hold on to my feelins for you. i miss you so much. what is the point of bein single if u aint fuckin some one else. i am so confused on what to do. all i do know is that i love you so very much! i know u wont get to read this soon but u will be able to one day! LOVE YOU! he

Jewelry....guys, It's A Scam
Let me see if I understand this. The jewelry companies tell me that if I buy my girl a piece of jewelry, she will love me for it. Really? For how long? Will it be for a day, a week, a month? And what exactly do I get in return for dropping a couple of grand down on a small ring? A hug, a kiss, maybe some action in the bedroom? I tell you it's not worth it. If a lady wants to show her man she loves him by buying him a gift, she might get him some tools. What's that cost? A couple of hundred at most? And yet I have to spend thousands of dollars on a single item. Which quite frankly is just a trinket. It does nothing. At least with tools or gadgets, they perform a function. They are usefull. Not so with jewelry. Nope, it just sits there and looks pretty. And why do diamonds cost so much? Because diamond companies create a false scarcity by keeping the majority of their diamonds in locked vaults. That's why. And let's not even discuss what it took to dig that rock out

Jeweled Box
Beneath my chest rests a heart-shaped box. It is jeweled completely and its golden hinges tight. I reach within and touch the lid with its colorful,sparkling,ornamental gems. I open the beautiful box and out pours your name in song. How sweet the sound...its melody so lyrical drifting into my ears. The voice of my heart sings on. It is only your name I hear. It moves me and lifts me;encircles my soul and caresses my body. I am transformed. I absorb every whisper of the unsilenced air. I am adrift on this soft breath of my heart's sweet refrain. Love lives here.

Jewellery Shop
A lady walks into a high class jewellery shop. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price."

Jeweled Tears
You see them sparkle like diamonds Aren't they beautiful to admire Crystal clear they shine for all to view Falling softly faster and faster Touch one and watch it disappear Then slowly and majestically one slides down Blood red it creeps along its path In the soiled wake of a lovers aftermath

Jewels Needs Our Prayers Again..
I am making this blog on behalf of Jewels, (tinkerbell started it) his step daughter messaged he has had another heart attack and is on the way to the hospital right now it does not look good and he needs lots of urgent prayers so please pass this along and pray that he pulls through this he has been a wonderful friend to so many on here and now he needs our prayers! Please repost/blog this and keep it going!! :::"JEWELS"::: * Club F.A.R. *.. Plz ...Fan + Rate = Add !@ fubar

Jewel Of My Heart
Jewel of My Heart by LateNiteFantasy© Jewel of My Heart How is it that in the reflection in the heart of a cool gem I see the sparkle of your eyes? These reflections dazzle me with what the future will bring. With every angle I feel a new upwelling of love. The gold encompasses the stone and in doing so defines all that is within. A home, a treasure of our promises and future. The jewel of my heart, You.

Jewels Code
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The Jewel Of Medina, The Josceline Of Minot, And The Junk Of More
Ah, there was nothing like last night after I got the kids to bed! I’d picked up Sarah and Jeffrey at their grandma and grandpa’s and took them to McDonald’s for dinner where their mom Martha was working (and has asked to be switched to day shifts starting next week, hooray!) during a managers’ meeting. The kids and I sat in the PlayPlace where they split a double cheeseburger while I had a quarter pounder with cheese. We all shared the fries, and it’s a stretch to say the kids ate; Jeffrey stood in the booth next to me while he held his burger in one hand and waved to a (probably) six-year-old girl in the next booth with his other hand. She smiled and waved back, and this continued for several minutes. I thought how proud my dad (I’m sure IS) of Jeffrey being “a chip off the old block” a flirt like him; I’m just sorry they didn’t get to meet while Dad was alive. Our four-year-old niece Josceline started Head Start yesterday, and her grandma told me that she got onto the bu

Jewelry
I have been making jewelry for many years now, mostly as a hobby. I give it as gifts to friends/family, people I know. I do sell it mostly by word of mouth. I enjoy making jewelry it's somewhat relaxing. seeing the finished product is great. I make mostly beaded stuff, I do work with wire and chain, hemp, semi precious stones, and any other items I find that can be made into jewelry. I prefer to make custom pieces to stuff like something I have already made. I find them more personal. Lately I have been having some motivation problems making my jewelry does anyone have any suggestions that might help me get back on track? I would really appreciate it, thank you.

Jewels
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11.07.08 - Jewel - Foolish Games
SONG VERSION BELOW FOOLISH GAMES - JEWEL VIDEO VERSION BELOW Foolish Games - Jewel LYRICS BELOW You took your coat off And stood in the rain You were always crazy like that And I watched from my window Always felt I was outside Looking in on you You were always the mysterious one with Dark eyes and careless hair, you were Fashionably sensitive but too cool to care You stood in my doorway With nothing to say Besides some comment on the weather Well, in case you failed to notice In case you failed to see This is my heart, bleeding before you This is me down on my knees These... foolish games are Tearing me apart And your, thoughtless words... Are breaking my heart You're breaking my heart You were always brilliant in the morning Smoking your cigarettes And talking over coffee You philosophies on art, Baroque moved you, you loved Mozart And you'd speak of your loved ones As I clumsily strummed my guitar Teach me of honest th

Jewel
I turn around and see you, Standing stiff with pride. Your face is turned from me, But deep feelings you cannot hide. I see your smile vanish, As you turn to look at me. In my heart I know, The truth you'll never see. You think I have betrayed you, You think I have done wrong. But I will not let you know what you had, Until I am gone. You are blind to me, To what I am inside. But one day you will learn, To cast away your pride. Maybe then I will forgive, But I never will forget, The tenderness you once showed me, The sweet words you now regret. One day I will return, To see if you have learned, The greatest Jewel you ever possessed, Was the one that you so burned.

Jewelry
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Jewelry Boxes
Jewelry GiftShe took off her old leather shoes and tried on the silverones, which fitted her as well as if they had been made for her. Finally she picked up her basket. "Come along, Toto," she said. "We will go to the Emerald Cityand ask the Great Oz how to get back to Kansas again." She closed the door, locked it, and put the key carefully inthe pocket of her dress. And so, with Toto trotting along soberlybehind her, she started on her journey.Discount Jewelry There were several roads near by, but it did not take her longto find the one paved with yellow bricks. Within a short time shewas walking briskly toward the Emerald City, her silver shoestinkling merrily on the hard, yellow road-bed. The sun shonebright and the birds sang sweetly, and Dorothy did not feelnearly so bad as you might think a little girl would who hadbeen suddenly whisked away from her own country and set downin the midst of a strange land. Costume Jewelry She was surprised, as she walked along, to see how pre

Jewelry
"Oh, I'm not afraid," replied the Scarecrow. Jewelry Gift"He can't hurt"I am never hungry," he said, "and it is a lucky thing I am not,for my mouth is only painted, and if I should cut a hole in it soI could eat, the straw I am stuffed with would come out, and thatwould spoil the shape of my head."Costume JewelryThe farms were not nearly so well cared for here as they werefarther back. There were fewer houses and fewer fruit trees, andthe farther they went the more dismal and lonesome the country became. At noon they sat down by the roadside, near a little brook,and Dorothy opened her basket and got out some bread. She offereda piece to the Scarecrow, but he refused.Discount Jewelry the straw. Do let me carry that basket for you. I shall not mindit, for I can't get tired. I'll tell you a secret," he continued,as he walked along. "There is only one thing in the world I amafraid of." "What is that?" asked Dorothy; "the Munchkin farmer who made you?" "No," answered the Scarecrow;

Jewelry Stores
Jewelry StoresWe have the world's best talent, and they push each other every day to produce the best products. This is what you can't see any of the wall here to write a mission statement for the sea of reason. Our enterprise culture is very simple.-jobsMany large companies have precise process management, strict system standard, the human nature in the enterprise culture, the company like a machine to run the same in an orderly way. But, apple's enterprise culture is not so. Ray, KenNa wheat in the apple job for 15 years, he think: "apple with general of the enterprise is different, he is not as a company."In fact, apple does not like a company. Generally speaking,Handmade Jewelry a company will always have big sales targets, like Bill Gates said Microsoft's goal is to "let everyone's table has a computer", but Steve jobs said: "apple is the goal of the manufacturing in the world the most perfect products, and not to the world's largest, or the most rich." More crazy is, what jobs

Jewelry That Adds Positive Touch To Your Beauty
Jewelry has been a part of human life since ancient time. Early peoples fashioned jewelry for themselves from wood, shell and bone. Nowadays, jewelry is made from a multiplicity of materials, including crystal, beads, metals and precious stones. Women love to look and feel glamorous when going out with their loved ones or merely with a group of friends for excitement. Addition to the glam impact increases self-confidence and allows them to ease and let their shiny personality twinkle through. Women today are much conscious about their elegance and this growth of consciousness has been observed regardless of geographic localities. Necklaces, bracelets, pendants, rings, and chains allow much of resistance in designs and feature that will brings preeminence to fashion from around the globe at a number of sensible to competitive rates with the facility of jewellery products available online at Vividplazza.com Hand Made Jewelry Most of the women love the look and quality of handcrafted

Jewelry Auction Record Of Brazilian Billionaire Lily Safry
A spectacular collection of more than 70 precious stones, diamonds, rubies, sapphires and wholesale jewelry beads which is belonging to filantropki Lily Safry, was sold for charity. Forbes magazine has estimated at about Safry property, $ 1.2 billion, money will go up to over 20 organizations! Bidding took place in Geneva Seasons Hotel des Bergues, and moved her auction house Christie's. Highlight of the auction was a ruby ring Safry made ??by Chaumet. Placed in a red pillow stone to 32.08 carats. Christie's estimated the sale of trinkets from 2.8 million to 4.6 million francs, and the ring reached a record sum of 6.2 million francs, or $ 6.6 million. All glory be to 70 - among them, in addition to the ring, were m.in ruby brooch-flower, which was designed specifically for Safry in 2003. Decoration full of rocks with a value of 173.09 carats sold for $ 4.2 million. Other precious jewelry , a pair of diamond clips pear-shaped stones which is estimated at over 19 carats and a rectang

Jewelry Of Minoan And Mycenaean
The origins of Minoan culture fall on the 2600 BC.The palaces such as Knossos and Phaistos which shows that even at this point it was well developed with culture and art. Cretan Minoan art called by the archaeologist Arthur Evans left behind many monuments "moving" in the jewelry. As in most cases, so this time it was found in the tombs. At the graves of Crete from 2400 BC r containing gold diadems, bracelets and necklaces with chains. In those articles distinctly Asian which may be due to the fact that during the Neolithic peoples migrated to Crete from the Asia Minor (Anatolia), together with its culture and art. Around 2000 BC there were made of gold in the more advanced techniques such pellets, filigree and repo. The first two techniques I described in the article on Phoenician jewelery (szuk. Portable Art-History-art jewelry world. Phoenician Brass Jewelry Findings) and the repo is a decoration of the plate by knocking the cold recesses, giving the other side a convex pattern. Th

Jewellery Tittle-tattle
Jewellery or jewelry is a form of personal adornment, manifesting itself as necklaces, rings, brooches, earrings and bracelets. Jewellery may be made from any material, usually gemstones, precious metals or shells. Factors affecting the choice of materials include cultural differences and the availability of the materials. Jewellery may be appreciated because of its material properties, its patterns or for meaningful symbols. Jewellery differs from other items of personal adornment in that it has no other purpose than to look appealing. Items such as belts and handbags are considered to be accessories rather than jewellery.pandora charms black friday deals The word jewellery is derived from the word jewel, which was Anglicised from the Old French "jouel" circa the 13th century. Further tracing leads back to the Latin word "jocale", meaning plaything. Jewellery is one of the oldest forms of body adornment; recently-found 100,000-year-old beads made from Nassarius shells are thought to b

Jewish Democracy
by Dr. William Pierce Well, there's been another dragging, this one just last week in Martin, South Dakota. Three Indians from a reservation there severely beat a White man, 21-year-old Brad Young, tied a rope around his neck and to the back of their truck, and dragged the White man until they thought he was dead. Then they cut the rope loose from their truck and drove off, leaving their unconscious and badly injured victim lying in a field, where he was later found. His ears had been torn off, and his face and neck were so badly lacerated that his family couldn't recognize him. The sheriff, noting the viciousness of the attack and that the victim was White and his attackers were Indians, told reporters that it was clearly a "hate crime." The fascinating thing about this particular incident is that it is practically a mirror image of the dragging of a Black by three White men in Jasper, Texas, last year: three White men and a Black victim in the first case; three Indians and a Wh

The Jewish Mob In America
by Dr. William Pierce I promised last week that I would tell you in more detail about what organized Jewish criminals are doing in the United States, and that's what I'll do today. Actually, I've discussed this subject with you a few times in the past, especially in my broadcast of May 16, 1998, which was titled "Paying the Organizatsiya." There have been many new developments in Jewish organized crime during the past few years, and although the mass media have carefully avoided talking about these developments, never using the word "Jew" and referring only to "Russian" organized crime when they do occasionally mention the subject, a new book was published just a few weeks ago by Little, Brown and Company, which provides an up-to-date and reasonably good introduction to the topic of Jewish organized crime. I'll refer occasionally to the book during today's broadcast. The title of the book is Red Mafiya: How the Russian Mob Has Invaded America. Interestingly enough, the author of

Jewish Policy Against Iraq
by Dr. William Pierce It used to be that before we would wage war against another country, we had to believe that we had some moral justification for doing so. And it used to be that the only moral justification which we considered sufficient was self-defense. No matter how much we disliked another country or its policies, we would not attack them with our armed forces -- we would not wage war against them -- unless they attacked us or one of our allies first. We used to put a lot of stock in never being an aggressor, but acting only in self-defense. We had to wait until we were hit before we would hit back. Even the Second World War, in which all of the media Jews -- and therefore their boy Franklin Roosevelt -- wanted the participation of the United States in the worst way, had to wait until our government could maneuver Japan into attacking us at Pearl Harbor. Roosevelt and his Jews had been trying for more than a year before Pearl Harbor to provoke Germany into doing somet

Jewish Mother's
MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "After all the money your father and I spent on braces, this youcall a smile?" CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you didn't call, youdidn't write." MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER: "A ceiling you paint? Not good enough for you the walls, like the other children? Do you know how hard it is to get that schmutz offthe ceiling?" NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "You're not hiding your report card? Show me! ; Take your handout of your jacket and show me!" ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Again with that hat! Why can't you wear a baseball cap likethe other kids?" GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye! THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Okay, so I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now turn it off already and go to sleep!" P

Jewish Vampires??????
A little investagation I will not post names this is a private as well as all my interviews just quetions and answers only. This is very intresting and I never knew that of the jewish religion they are very to them selfs and not open as the christians.. I know vampires walk in the catholic church i supose dosent matter what religion you are because. Vampires as I view it is Is not a religion but what you are. Reply: yes its called hermetic alchemy, The alchemist at the top of the illumaniti create (alchemize vampires and other beings. I only knoe this because I have intimate relations with the alchemist of the order of the dragon ( Frather imhotep Or Frather L V V O ( Mark Griggs ( North Carolina

Jewish Laundery
Jewish?? Laundry Walking through San Francisco's Chinatown, a tourist from the Midwest was enjoying the artistry of all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners when he turned a corner and saw a building with the sign "Moshe Plotnik's Laundry." Moshe Plotnik? he wondered. "How does that belong in Chinatown?" He walked into the shop and saw a fairly standard looking dry cleaner, although he could see that the proprietors were clearly aware of the uniqueness of the store name as there were baseball hats, T-shirts and coffee mugs emblazoned with the logo "Moshe Plotnik's Chinese Laundry." The tourist selected a coffee cup as a conversation piece to take back to his office. Behind the counter was a smiling old Chinese gentleman who thanked him for his purchase. The tourist asked, "Can you explain how this place got a name like 'Moshe Plotnik's Laundry?' The old man answered, "Ah...Evleebody ask me that . It name of owner." Loo

The Jewish Bra
THE JEWISH BRA A New Yorker on vacation in New Hampshire walks into the Lingerie Department of a Nashua retail store. He tells the saleslady,"I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34B."With a quizzical look, the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?" He repeated "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted." "Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests for them as we used to. Mostly customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra." Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked "So, what are the differences?" The saleslady responded, "It is all quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright." He mused on that information for a minute and said: "Hmmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?" "A Jewish bra," she replied, "makes

A Jewish Dating Service
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Jewl Poem
i miss you my teeth ache my bones are confused they'd grown so close my flesh cries like children i speak to them in hush it's not fair they say bring him back! beg him stay! it's not up to me. i try to explain but mind can't make heart understand it does not whimper its one lashed eye keeps blinking it insists simply with quiet disbelief LOVE IS NOT WITHOUT YOU I go back today back to where I must move from my toothbrush no longer welcome my clothing canker sores my altar a wound whose bleeding can only stop when there's nothing left to remind him of me (I don't wanna go) This became, You Were Meant For Me written by Jewel Kilcher and Steve Poltz

Jewlery Store
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?" He answers, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit when I tell you the price."

Jewlery
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The Jews And The Senators
by Dr. William Pierce Sometimes the most important things occur virtually unnoticed, while people's attention is focused on things of no consequence. Last week, while everyone was glued to his television screen, oohing and ahing over Hurricane Floyd and watching the huge traffic jams of lemmings fleeing the southeastern coastal areas lest they be obliged to do a little wading, much more dangerous and sinister doings than wind, rain, and high tides were afoot, but hardly anyone noticed. The Senate Judiciary Committee in Washington was holding a public hearing and listening to suggestions from various pressure groups on ways to eliminate free speech on the Internet. That's not what they called it, of course; they said they were trying to devise ways of keeping "hate" off the Internet. They want to protect children from being exposed to "hate," they say. They want to reduce the amount of violence in the country, they say; many people learn from the Internet to hate, and then having

Jews In Mexico
two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico ? Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter." When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" and the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks." He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said "No sir, no Mexican Jews." Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you absolutely sure?" The waiter, realizing he was dealing with "Gringos" gave the expected answer, "I will check again,Senor!", and went back into the kitchen. While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico, our people are scattered everywhere." The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook said there is no Mexican Jews." "Are you Certain?" Al asked once again. "I can't believe there are no Mexican Jews!" "Senor, I ask EVERYONE," rep

The Jews Are Our Misfortune
By Dr. William Pierce Hello! If you've been listening to many of my broadcasts you will know that the issue I talk about most often is that of media control. In nearly every broadcast I have pointed out that the people who control the mass media of news and entertainment are able to manipulate the opinions and attitudes of about 95 per cent of the population. I have pointed out that the media bosses do this manipulation deliberately and in collusion with one another, taking advantage of the compelling need most people have to conform their ideas and their behavior to a perceived norm. The media bosses use their control over the mass media of entertainment -- and to a lesser extent over the news media -- to create an artificial norm that is presented to the public through television, motion pictures, advertising, and other media, and this artificial norm is the one perceived as real by most of the public. Through their control of public opinion the media bosses als

Jews And The White Slave Trade
by Dr. William Pierce Steven Spielberg's pseudo-historical film about a 19th-century mutiny and massacre aboard a Spanish slave ship, Amistad, and the subsequent trial of the Black mutineers is being praised by the reviewers. Spielberg, one of the wealthiest and most successful of Hollywood's Jewish film makers, is also being praised by his kinsmen in various so-called "human rights" organizations for using his propaganda skills to sensitize White, Gentile audiences to the horrors of slavery and make them feel just a little more guilty for treating non-Whites so badly in the past. What the film doesn't mention, of course, is that Spielberg's Jewish kinsmen owned many, though not all, of the ships involved in the 18th- and 19th-century Atlantic trade in Black slaves and, in fact, played a very prominent role in bringing Black slaves to America. The film tends to steer one away from blaming anyone for slavery except White Gentiles. This bit of misdirection is interesting in light o

The Jews And The Arabs
The Global Islamic population is approximately 1,200,000,000 ONE BILLION TWO HUNDRED MILLION or 20% of the world's population. They have received the following Nobel Prizes: Literature: 1988 - Najib Mahfoo Peace: 1978 - Mohamed Anwar El-Sadat 1994 - Yaser Arafat: 1990 - Elias James Corey 1999 - Ahmed Zewai Economics: (zero) Physics: (zero) Medicine: 1960 - Peter Brian Medawar 1998 - Ferid Mourad TOTAL: 7 SEVEN The Global Jewish population is approximately 14,000,000 -- Only FOURTEEN MILLION or about 0.02% of the world's population. They have received the following

Jezebel
from the album When the Kite String Pops If I took this cigarette and put it out on you... Would you love me? Her throat is soft Her lips are red Her thighs are white Her heart is dead Jezebel Red rope Burns around her wrists Her blood is cold..like a serpents kiss Do you love your whore? I like to hear you beg She crouched down in the corner with her head between her legs Jezebel Broken glass and dirty needles Soul erosion truth Electric god Our superman found dead in a telephone booth Shards of teeth Ice pick abortions Orgasmic death so warm Lets die screamin' Black goat semen I can't hear you whisper "conform" Hearts will stop and brain cells pop Apocalyptic high She screams bloody murder as they chop off her fingers So this is how it feels to die But it's ok Yeah everything's ok She was screaming about conspiracy Talkim' about taking sides I was masturbating, just contimplating The cold love of suicide Hearts will stop an

Jezebel
If I took this cigarette and put it out on you, would you love me? Her throat is soft, her lips are red, Her thighs are white, her heart is dead, Jezebel. Open up your broken heart or you will die tonight. Red rope burns around her wrists, Her blood is cold, yeah, her heroin's kiss, Do you love your whore? I like to hear you beg, She's crouched down in the corner with her head between her legs, Jezebel. Broken glass and dirty needles, Soul erosion truth, Electric god, our superman, Found dead in a telephone booth, Shards of teeth, Ice pick abortions, Orgasmic death, so warm, Let's die screamin', Black goat semen, I can't hear you whisper "conform" Hearts will stop and brain cells pop, Apocalyptic high, She screams bloody murder as they chop off her fingers, So this is how it feels to die, But it's okay, Yeah everything's okay. She was talkin' about conspiracy, Talkin' bout takin' sides, I was masturbating just contemplating, The cold lov

Jezebel Tempting As Fine Art
If you want your own piece of Jezebel Tempting as art... then you need to go check out this place. If you go to www.lifestyleimages.org then click the Galleries button on the left then click through the age statement then finally click the fetish button, you'll see the galleries with Jezebel Tempting images on them.

Jezebel
If I took this cigarette and put it out on you... Would you love me? Her throat is soft Her lips are red Her thighs are white Her heart is dead Jezebel Red rope Burns around her wrists Her blood is cold..like a serpents kiss Do you love your whore? I like to hear you beg She crouched down in the corner with her head between her legs Jezebel Broken glass and dirty needles Soul erosion truth Electric god Our superman found dead in a telephone booth Shards of teeth Ice pick abortions Orgasmic death so warm Lets die screamin' Black goat semen I can't hear you whisper "conform" Hearts will stop and brain cells pop Apocalyptic high She screams bloody murder as they chop off her fingers So this is how it feels to die But it's ok Yeah everything's ok She was screaming about conspiracy Talkim' about taking sides I was masturbating, just contimplating The cold love of suicide Hearts will stop and brain cells pop Apocalyptic high She was s

Jezebel Tempting And Kordelia Devonshire...vids Vids Vids
Sooo after spending two days with hot sexy fetish model Kordelia Devonshire I've got some good news to report.I will soon be opening my very own clips4sale store.Kordelia and I shot several hot fetish vids and I have quite a few sitting in my vault that have never been seen.I now feel like I have enough to finally open my store. I'll be working with several local area models and will be speaking to many national models as well to work with. I'll be sure to post up the link to the store once it's up and open.I'm hoping to open it just in time for the holidays.Be sure to tell your friends and have them come join us here and get all the latest updates on what's going on in my little world. Happy Thanksgiving my darklings and heres to a wonderful Holiday Season for all. Dark embraces, Jezebel Tempting

Jezebel Gods And Angels
You think cameras are magic things because everytime you clicked there was a different expression on my face my lips my eyes the pulsating purple hue between my thighs the way they quivered the trembling anticipation you wanted to learn my language of fingers that fly in rapid fire succession but I shook my head no your cameras and videos were my voice to you you carried a pad and pencil in your back pocket where it made an indelible demarcation you wrote to me on it you said sometimes that I coo like a dove when you looked me in the eyes from above about to enter holding my hands above my head that the sounds our bodies made in love could still make you tremble for days afterwards then sometimes you wrote "you purr like a kitten when I begin to rock your sweet nakedness as I open you up between your alabaster thighs like a sweet magnolia when I thrust into sweet wetness as I mark you ruin you for any other" you said I rewarded you not with words but

Jezebels Playground
If you like sexy and dirty little redheaded sluts, like Jezebel Tempting ,we have some treats for you.Jezebel Tempting now has her clips4sale store up and running for all your perverted enjoyment.Video clips that range from POV(point of view) Bj's, smoking,bondage,masterbation,home invasion,and many many more to coming soon.Please be sure to frequent her store as new clips are added weekly.www.clips4sale.com/store/31225If you have any ideas or clip requests that you would like to see her do.. please send her an email to jezebeltempting@yahoo.com and mention clip request in the subject line.

Jezebel Was Caned
You've waited and wondered and begged for me to get this video up.It is now available at www.clips4sale/store/31225This is my one and ONLY time of ever being caned.I was caned by the wonderful Mr. Savage Ron.I know it is a lengthy clip but you would not have wanted to miss a moment of my personal journey into this field.This is moment in time that will NEVER be repeated.It is definately something you don't want to miss.Go check it out.Thank you all for your support and patience.Jezebel Tempting

Jfc
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Jfk
Oliver Stone: Zapruder Film Was Altered JFK 50th Anniversary: Director amazed that anyone still believes Oswald acted alone Paul Joseph WatsonInfowars.comNovember 6, 2013 With the 50th anniversary of the assassination of JFK approaching later this month, three-time Academy Award-winning director Oliver Stone says that the Zapruder film was tampered with. Appearing on Democracy Now, Stone said that the infamous Zupruder footage, which shows Kennedy being shot in the head from the front, was altered after it was seized by the CIA and the Secret Service. “It was altered a bit I think – there’s a lot of evidence to that effect,” said Stone, who directed the 1991 blockbuster JFK. In another interview with Huffington Post Live

Jfk And The Future
I was reading a comic book called "New Frontiers" when I came across a quote attributed to JFK. I wish I could quote it all, but I returned the book and I can't find it after two seperate seraches and about three sites. I guess I give up fast. Anyways, here's the part that caught my attention. "Will we sacrifice the future for present comfort?" Thinking about this, I realized that I have been doing just that from day to day. Instead of facing my problems, which are mainly debt, and working to find work and work, I spend each day trying to be as comfortable as possible. Unfortunately, without money it is impossible to reach a good level of comfort. So, I suffer day by day, instead of suffering for a while or for a few days or hours, and living in comfort the rest of the time! Sure seems stupid when I analyze it like this! Anyways, hope y'all can get something out of this besides me being a loser ;-)

Jfk Assassination
On the April 28th, 2007 edition of Coast to Coast AM hosted by Ian Punnett, an audio tape sent to St. John Hunt contained his father's January 2004 recounting of the persons who were involved in the Kennedy Assassination. In the tape, Hunt named Cord Meyer, Frank Sturgis, David Sánchez Morales, David Atlee Phillips as participants in the assassination with Vice-President Lyndon Johnson apparently approving the assassination for political gain. (A clip of this tape can be heard In my stash under news and is called: LBJ Ordered JFK Assassination.) The following is a transcript of Hunt's confession on the audio tape clip: I heard from Frank that LBJ had designated Cord Meyer, Jr. to undertake a larger organization while keeping it totally secret. Cord Meyer himself was a rather favorite member of the Eastern aristocracy. He was a graduate of Yale University and had joined the Marine Corps during the war and lost an eye in the Pacific fighting. I think that LBJ settled

Jfk Assassination
Did Freemasons cause the assassination of JFK? That's what some anti-Masons and conspiracy theorists would have you believe. Of ALL the theories relative to U.S. President John F. Kennedy's assassination in 1963, few can compare with the one found on a web page of a long-time conspiracy theorist and Holocaust denier. The article begins: ==Preface to King-Kill/ 33: James Shelby Downard's Vision The essay "King-Kill/33" has been out of print since 1987 and the publication of the first edition of Adam Parfrey's conspiracy anthology, 'Apocalypse Culture.' Subsequent editions of 'Apocalypse Culture' (including the current Feral House edition), do not carry it. The Campaign for Radical Truth in History (http://www.hoffman-info.com) is pleased to make this landmark article available once again, on the occasion of the 33rd anniversary of the immolation of America's only Catholic president, John Fitzgerald Kennedy. May his surviving murderers be yet brought to justice. "My study o

Jfk Blown Away.
Besides being Thanksgiving Day, today is also the 44th anniversary of the assassination of US Pres. John F. Kennedy (D-MA) in Dallas, TX. As a historian and student of 20th Century US History, this event is as much as a major milestone event as the attacks on Pearl Harbor, HI on Dec. 7th, 1941 and NY-PA-Wach. DC on Sept. 11, 2001. I never really thought JFK was a good president. He screwed foreign affairs pretty badly and as many enemies within the US as outside it. I do give him credit for lighting the sparks that would lead to NASA and the Peace Corps. As for his death, I do believe he was taken out by a combination of the CIA, FBI and US military. They saw him as a threat to national security and then-civil rights policy. I feel that Oswald was a lone nut who did get a lucky shot off at him, but it was person(s) unknown who(m) actually killed him. I feel that the federal government had to cover-up everything so to better secure US VP LB Johnson (D-TX)'s rise to the presiden

Jfk Conspiracy Theory
Clear Majority Of Americans Still Believe JFK Murder Conspiracy Most Consider Federal Government, CIA Top Suspects Steve WatsonInfowars.comNov 15, 2013Despite misleading headlines in some quarters, a clear majority of Americans still believe that president John F. Kennedy was killed as part of a conspiracy involving entities and individuals other than Lee Harvey Oswald. With the 50 year anniversary of Kennedy’s assassination, next week, Gallup has conducted a poll to determine whether the conspiracy theory still resonates with Americans. Its findings are concrete, with 61 percent saying they believe JFK was not killed by a lone gunman. Only 30 percent beli

Jfk New Evidence
JFK Assassination And Coverup: New Evidence and Testimony Emerges Michael ThomasState of the NationNovember 20, 2013 Mainstream Media Maintains The Lee Harvey Oswald Narrative Almost everything we know about the assassination of John F. Kennedy has been planted in our minds over years of mainstream media (MSM) programming. Virtually every theory advanced has been either conjured up or promoted by those who control the MSM. Therefore, just like all the false leads which were published during November of 1963, much of this ‘official’ information is highly suspect.

Jfs
A woman is a country that can be enjoyed in a week, but is best savored over a lifetime. - Shawn Priest 9/21/2010 Most of the guys who want a threesome aren’t enough for one woman. If your junk is so big you flaunt it in your SN, why are you spending all night online instead of being out tearing things up? Men who start a conversation “I wanna see you naked” make the rest of us men look bad. Women who start a conversation “I’ll let you see me naked for bling” do the same for their sex. Bisexual women: making it harder for us ugly guys to get some since Sappho. Bisexual men: You’re still gay. Any guy who thinks they are more important than a woman’s kids is thinking with the wrong head. Again. An hour of begging is not foreplay. If a person has ink over their whole body, 37 piercings, a Mohawk, black make-up, and believes in hard work, loyalty, truth and love, then that’s what ‘normal&rsqu

The J. Geils Band "love Stinks"
Artist: The J. Geils Band Lyrics Song: Love Stinks Lyrics You love her But she loves him And he loves somebody else You just can't win And so it goes Till the day you die This thing they call love It's gonna make you cry I've had the blues The reds and the pinks One thing for sure (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah Two by two and side by side Love's gonna find you yes it is You just can't hide You'll hear it call Your heart will fall Then love will fly It's gonna soar I don't care for any casanova thing All I can say is Love stinks (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah I've been through diamonds I've been through minks I've been through it all Love stinks (Love stinks) Love stinks yeah yeah (Love stinks) Love stinks yea

Jägermeister Vs Tequila
Nothing like a few days of hundred degree weather to make you want to sit out on the porch and do shots. So the family hit up Jer De Fete like we do every year, I wasn’t in the mood to hang out in the heat so I said that we would come over for dinner. We went and got my four wheeler from the shop only to have to return it about 3 hours later b/c people can’t do their jobs correctly. Oh well, it was to hot to go riding over the weekend anyway. So after dinner we hit up a couple of the beer gardens in walking distance and my dad kept plying us all with ice cold bud light, so how could we say no. After last call there along with my sister we picked up a few favorites such as a 5th of Jägermeister and a few more beers and went back to the B&B and played uno taking shots, well that lasted all of about 15 minutes then we ran out. So then we had to make our second run, we voted on a new flavor and ended up getting the tequila. So stocked with tequila (NO Salt or Limes) and a couple of 4

J. Holiday--bed Lyrics
Girl change into that Victoria Secret thing that i like alright, ok, tonight you're having me your way parfume, spray it there put our love in the air now put me right next to you gonna raise the temp in the room first rub my back, like you do right there(uh huh)right there you touch me like you care now stop, and let me repay you for the weak that you've been through working that nine to five and staying cute like you do, (oh,oh,oh,oh) i love it(i love it), you love it(you love it) everytime(everytime)we touching(we touchin) i want it(i want it) you want it(you want it) i'll see you(see you) in the morning(morning) wanna put my fingers through your hair wrap me up in your leg and love you,till your eyes roll back i'ma put you to bed(bed bed) i'm tryna put you to bed(bed bed) then i'ma rock your body turn you over, love is war, i'm your soilder touching you,like it's my first time i'm tryna put you to bed(bed, bed) i'ma put you to bed(bed, bed)i'm staring

J Holiday - Bed
Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye (repeat 8x times) Put you to the bed, bed, bed Put you to the bed, bed, bed Aye,Aye, Aye, Aye [Verse 1:] Girl, change into that Victoria Secret thing that I like Alright Ok, tonight your having me your way Perfume, spray it there Put our love in the air Now put me right next to you Fittin to raise the temp in the room First rub my back like you do Right there, uh-uh, right there uh You touch me like you care Now Stop And let me repay you for the week that you've been thru Working that 9-5 and staying cute, like you do oh, oh, oh I love it (I love it) You love it (You love it) Everytime (Everytime) We touchin (We touchin) I want it (I want it) You want it (You want it) I'll see you (see you) In the morning (In the morning) [Chorus:] I wanna put my fingers thru your hair Wrap me up in your legs And love you till your eyes roll back I'm tryin to put you to bed, bed, bed I'mma put you to bed, bed, bed Then I'ma rock y

J Holiday - Be With Me
Yo Look I know we've been, been friends for a minute but I think it's time we trust the situation I know how you feel you know how I feel I just wanna put it out there. (oh baby)(I need you oooh) I gotta say you're a hell of a woman Like a new drop in the summer Pull me over the weather when I'm under, Did u know, you do that for me And I wonder sometimes why, You be taking your time I I know it's goin' be right Girl I put that on my life You be giving me the coldest shoulder Cause you don't want your emotions taking over Instead you talking about you Looking for a soldier Are you trying say you don't see that in me I know that were friends, but taking it there wont mess it up Please just trust in me Girl I got you cant you see? (Ohhhh Ohhh) Baby girl it's killing me Why you trying to act like you don't Like you don't see what I see (You Should Be With) You Should Be With Me Fix your heart up, Before you give it to someone (Ohh) Someone who

J. Holiday - Bed - Song & Lyrics
[J. Holiday: speaking] Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye (repeat 8x times) Put you to the bed, bed, bed Put you to the bed, bed, bed Aye,Aye, Aye, Aye [Verse 1:] Girl, change into that Victoria Secret thing that I like Alright Ok, tonight your having me your way Perfume, spray it there Put our love in the air Now put me right next to you Fittin to raise the temp in the room First rub my back like you do Right there, uh-uh, right there uh You touch me like you care Now Stop And let me repay you for the week that you've been thru Working that 9-5 and staying cute, like you do oh, oh, oh [Pre-Chorus:] I love it (I love it) You love it (You love it) Everytime (Everytime) We touchin (We touchin) I want it (I want it) You want it (You want it) I'll see you (see you) In the morning (In the morning) [Chorus:] I wanna put my fingers thru your hair Wrap me up in your legs And love you till your eyes roll back I'm tryin to put you to bed, bed, bed I'mma put

Jhonny
Johny what's the deal boy Is your love for real boy when the lights are low You never hold me close Now I saw you today boy Walking with them gay boys Now you hurt me so, now I gotta know Johny are you queer? 'Cause when I see you dancing with your friends I can't help wondering where I stand I'm so afraid I'll lose you If I can't seduce you Is there something wrong? Johny come on strong. Why are you so weird, boy? Johny are you queer boy? When I make a play You're pushing me away 'Cause when I see you dancing with your friends I can't help wondering where I stand Johny you've forsaken A love you could be takin' I want to give it to you, But you never come through Oh, why are you so weird, boy? Johny are you queer boy? When you asked for a date I thought that you were straight. But Johny are you queer? Johny are you queer boy? Johny are you queer boy? Johny are you queer boy? Hey Johny.. Johny are you.. you know...

Ðj Çhôppêr...the Scum And Waste Of Fubar
Yet another weak ass mother fucker runing to the defence of a fake ass so called friend.so i must put this worthless piece of shit in his place like i do all the rest. His shout to me. ÐJ ÇHôPPêR...: bro i don't know what your problem is but you have been reported to Fubar Support,, what you did to my friend Arch Angel calling her name is cause for your account to be deleted,, you need to apoligize to the lady not that she wants to hear from you,, but i have been on here a long time and the bouncer on here would be more then happy to fuck you Fubar life up,, you have been warned bro... My reply to him I HAVE BEEN WARNED?....ROTFLMAO.DONT MAKE ME LAUGH MOTHER FUCKER.YOU HAVE BEEN FOR WARNED.I DO NOT SCARE.ME ACCOUNT DELETED?..LMAO.THATS FUCKING FUNNY TO.LIKE I WOULD GIVE A SHIT IF FUBAR DELETED MY ACCOUNT HAHAHA.I HAVE A LIFE OUTSIDE THIS PC.I WILL FUCK NOT ONLY YOUR FUBAR LIFE UP BUT YOUR REAL LIFE UP TO.DON'T PIT OFF AGANST ME,YOU WONT WIN.MY PROBLEM IS SORRY MOTHER FUCKER

Jiayu G4 Mt6589 Quad-core
jiayu g4 MT6589 Quad-Coresmartphone android MediaTek MT6589 clocked good domain G4 equipped with 1.2GHz quad-core processor, 4.7-inch 720P HD touch screen, rear screen all fit OGS technology, border width of only 2.9mm, Gorilla glass as the panel; 13 million pixel camera, 300-megapixel front camera. G4 has two versions, respectively, for the RAM to 1 GB and 2 GB of RAM, and is also divided into two versions of 1800mAh and 3000mAh battery.3g mobile phones, smart phones, camera phones concept modelsJIAYU G4 cellulari android, the phone engineering machine was released in December 2012 until March 2013, but not yet the production of news, before old oil bought a good domain G3 said, at least until May before mass production the version on sale, bad luck, the grab not even have to wait until August.Dual sim dual standby dual-mode network mode: GSM, WCDMAData services: GPRS, EDGE, HSDPASupport band: GSM 850/900/1800/1900 WCDMA 900/2100MHz FORM:http://okoandroid.wordpress.com/2013/03/22/jia

Jiayu G3 Is Very Practical, Smart Phones, 720p Screen Ips Score
Jiayu G3 is a cost-effective mobile phones, have very high popularity in the smartphone market, has been the concern of many consumers. The machine has a 4.5-inch ultra-high-definition screen, the display effect is more obvious, and its performance also protects the phone running smoothly.Good form domain G3 overall project is based on a rigid lines four corners in a transition, the overall look is more masculine, the machine uses a 4.5-inch IPS screen resolution of 1280 * 720 pixel density of the display retinal higher level.Android smartphone Jia yu portable part G3 holes omentum very intense, can effectively prevent the intrusion of dust, LED, light perception, are readily available from the sensing element and the 2-megapixel camera front.MediaTek MT6577 chip Jiayu G3 is based on the architecture Cortex-A9 dual-core 1.0GHz. Terms of memory, good domain G3 with 4G ROM 1 GB of RAM memory combinations, able to ensure the smooth operation of the phone.Phone type 3G mobile phones, sm

Jibberish Or Genius?
smoke til you get stupid.... smoke till you die... death creeps so close.. closer tha n a virus..... close enough to be you....yet far enough away not to notice... enough to easily be distracted by everyday activities...a cure....hahahaha... futile actions in social distortion...something uncurable.. you can't cure a broken heart...nor would you want to....no more than you wanna die... What is the problem with the majority of the population... what is our purpose... the devil tempts us with money.... a mere material item that distracts us from god... worry all you will... you won't get into heaven.... all they say is mala..... es no bueno.... por que? no reason.. you know that.... es puro problemas... con sangre... y no mas gente.esta no mi terria, y no mi sangra e no mi gente... ...equals.... no more problems..... take it from me... I'll still be a man defined by who? the peoplewhom I most despise...? what does that accomplish? where do I go then? left to sift and focus on the bigger

Jibber Jabber
Okay so today is only Saturday and my weekend has already come off to a frisky start. Luckily I have friends that are just as crazy as I am and that give me the chance to get away from the stress of everyday life. Jager and Strip Poker kicks ass. Considerably better when I win.. Sorry hons, better luck next time.. WOOT WOOT. Needless to say, I was feeling alot better this morning. only getting 2 1/2 hours sleep b4 isn't working to well. But what the hell, I get sleep later. Now if I can get the issue of men taken care of. But thats a whole nother story there. Men need to not be so damn confusing. But I guess I might need to get my head out my own ass and just tell them how I feel huh.. Oh well.. Life rolls on and Drinks go round..

Jibberish
~~Exposed~~ As much as I want to say I'm not hurt, I am. To have the people you figure would NEVER hurt you, always end up being the ones who hurt you the most... I just turn a blind eye to it. But this last time was a total letdown. To feel so much disappointment, even over something SO trivial... It bothers me to find out that I'm not some people's priority, when they're one of mine. Don't get me wrong, being single does have it's perks. Single people can stay out late, sleep with numerous amounts of people, and have no one to answer to. Well, but their own conscious, but you can squash that little annoying voice with tons and tons of booze. Cycle ensues. We don't get holidays, oh wait.. we have our birthdays. That normally ends up drunken alone, crying.. or sleeping with some asshole who doesn't even know your name. Not that i would know about the latter, of course. The worst thing about being single, everything. Weddings. How awkward. How many times do you

Jibberish... *status Unknown*
Baby, do you know what real love is supposed to be? than you should let me love you... It's a shame you just don't know your worth... from your head to your toes... I just wanna show you your worth... give you everything you want and need... good love and protection.. so you know what love is supposed to be... Let me be the one to give you everything... If you just let me love you (h) [6] Rings true on more lvl's than you know....

Jibber Jabba
i dont fear death.. runnin the streets till my final breath.. brushing up on ya girlfriends breasts.. i aint afraid of a fight.. have u waking up in the hospital starrin at the lights.. many sleepless nights.. twisted corrupted n down rite not given a fuck.. so your guns buck.. better hope i die.. cause im coming back blazing n thats no lie.. you will regret the day you crossed me.. im coming back eventually.. hoses in my chest. ive seen i.c.u. eating through an i.v. tube.. what can you do to me thats not already been done son.. pain is a friend to me.. by my side and in my head constantly.. so come n do your worst.. your momma be following your body in the hurst.. my lifes been cursed since birth.. so think twice .. take ya friends advice.. sit down n STFU.. before you get busted up.. go ahead n call the PoPo.. aint scurred to go.. they gonna have to taze me.. cause pepper spray wont stop me.. i dont need to see.. just to kick a lifeless body.. i just wanna say remember this.. realize

Jiffy Lube Scam
Unbelievable! What a bunch of lying, thieving, cheating , miserable SOBs!Jiffy Lube? Check out this link. View the VIDEO. Send it to everyone you know who owns a car. http://mfile.akamai.com/12924/wmv/vod.ibsys.com/2006/0503/9152183.200k.asx

Jiffy Lube Scam....
...copy and paste the link and watch the news report on this one. And they wonder why people dread going to the mechanic...and don't trust them...sick... http://mfile.akamai.com:80/12924/wmv/vod.ibsys.com/2006/0503/9152183.200k.asx ..well it's pretty calm here these days so maybe I can go back to talking about more real life stuff like I used to...however, when something pops up I'll be sure to deal with it ..lol Hope ya'll are having a great weekend !

Jiggy Jiggity
im bored and im listening to music haha im jiggity jiggying lolz haha never thought a hairbrush can be so handy..jumping up and down my bed! hehehe all is missing is a beer haha "every me and every you! Like the naked leads the blind..i know im unselfish and i am kind...something borrowd something blue" weeeeeeeeeeee 8-p

Jigsaw
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Jigsaw100%Hannibal Lecter90%Buffalo Bill80%Freddy Krueger80%Leatherface60%Michael Myers55%Pinhead50%Candyman45%Captain Spaulding40%Jason Voorhees20%Wh

Jigsaw Rocks Lol
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.Jigsaw90%Pinhead70%Candyman65%Hannibal Lecter65%Freddy Krueger60%Michael Myers55%Buffalo Bill35%Captain Spaulding35%Jason Voorhees30%Leatherface25%Whic

.jigsaw.me.
im pretty sure i just posted an OD that made little to no sense for anyone that would happen to stumble across it... im also pretty sure i really could give a rats ass. cuz instead of being that jigsaw puzzle thats only missing a piece here or there...im the jigsaw thats been thrown up in the air during a windstorm... so. uhm. yeah.

Jigsaw Shadows
I'm thinking of that night, naked, in the jigsaw shadows of the moonlite through sycamores, spiritsmoke curling around us, and the scent of pine cones burning in the fire. We danced to invisible music, slowly, one being, unbridled, unburked - your saltysweet skin so close - so close. A rivulet ran along the campsite, trinklating softly over worn rocks - I cannot love you any more than I did that wondrous night in a nameless canyon (nor can I love you any less). © All rights reserved