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Laws Of Love
Nothing in the name of Love is foolish...for it is the fool who never really tries. We know that nothing worthwhile is without risk. To risk is to give vulnerability of ones self...and it is only when one is truly vulnerable that they can be open to absorb all of loves wonder. Unconditional Love begins with Loving yourself enough to protect yourself from the people you Love, "IF" that is necessary. Until we start Loving, honoring, and respecting ourselves, we are not truly giving - we are attempting to take self worth from others by being compliant in our behavior towards them. True love comes from self and as long as one truly believes in themselves and in love...Love will always find them. The slightest negative thought of being hurt will lesson your chances of ever feeling true unconditional Love as well as the feeling of ever being truly alive! When one knows and loves themselves the fear of being hurt is almost completely diminished. Love is NOT a test of self worth, it is

Laws Of The Natural Universe
Laws of the Natural Universe 1. Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. 2. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. 3. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly Proportional to the stupidity of your act. 4. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. 5. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. 6. Variation of Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time). 7. Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. 8. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Laws Of Love
Chemistry of Love Just like a chemical reaction, two different worlds combine together to create a new world. Physics of Love is equivalent to the 3rd law of Newton You'll get love equal to that you gave to your love. Mathematics of Love Love multiplies happiness, adds meaning to your life and subtracts your worries. Electronics of Love Love flows from one end to other only if they are connected correctly.

Laws
The Laws Law #1: If you leave the family take LDC off of your name and once you leave there is NO coming back. Law #2: From now on anyone that wants to join the family that is in another family will not be able to. If you're already a member of the LDC and are in another family you are fine because this is just being put in place. Law #3: All L.O.A (Leave of Absences) must be approved by a Creator and a Founder. Law #4: If you show inactivity by not reading or reposting the family bulletins and / or blogs for a months time then you will be notified and placed on probation, if it continues then you will be removed. Law #5: All members need to understand we are NOT a comment bombing family. Do not address comment bombing bulletins to the family. If we have time to comment then we will. Law #6: You must make an effort to repost all family bulletins that involve a new member or a family issue because we do not post much and the least you can do is repost them. Law #7:

Laws Regarding Child Support For Someone Getting Support From Someone On Ssdi
Can disability benefits be taken or seized for child support? Yes, disability benefits can be taken for child support. But this only applies to Social Security disability benefits. SSI recipients will not have their monthly disability benefits and past due benefits (backpay) seized. The reasoning applied by the federal government is this: since SSI is essentially a public welfare benefit and does not derive not from a claimant's earnings record, SSI benefits cannot be taken for other purposes, just as food stamps and AFDC funds, likewise, cannot be seized. got that from a law message board. Is a father who never married the mother still required to pay child support? What if the father is not allowed to see the child? Regardless of marital status, an 'assumed father' is any biological father of a child for whom paternity has been established by either the admission of the father or paternal testing. Assumed fathers are required to pay child support. Additionally, a

The Laws Of Love
The laws of Love Nothing in the name of Love is foolish...for it is the fool who never really tries. We know that nothing worthwhile is without risk. To risk is to give vulnerability of ones self...and it is only when one is truly vulnerable that they can be open to absorb all of loves wonder. Unconditional Love begins with Loving yourself enough to protect yourself from the people you Love, "IF" that is necessary. Until we start Loving, honoring, and respecting ourselves, we are not truly giving - we are attempting to take self worth from others by being compliant in our behavior towards them. True love comes from self and as long as one truly believes in themselves and in love...Love will always find them. The slightest negative thought of being hurt will lesson your chances of ever feeling true unconditional Love as well as the feeling of ever being truly alive! When one knows and loves themselves the fear of being hurt is almost completely diminished.

The Laws Of Magic
The Laws of Magic Excerpted from Authentic Thaumaturgy by P.E.I Bonewits The Laws of Magic are not legislative laws, but, like those of physics or musical harmony, are actually fairly practical observations that have been accumulated over thousands of years. These laws describe the way magic seems to behave. The LAW OF KNOWLEDGE This is probably the most widely used law, and probably encompasses all the others in some way. The basis of this law is that understanding brings control. The more that is known about a subject, the easier it is to exercise control over it. Knowledge is power. The LAW OF SELF-KNOWLEDGE An obvious derivative of the LAW OF KNOWLEDGE, this law carries additional connotations, as a mage who does not have knowledge of himself does not have knowledge (and therefore control) of his own magic. This law is one of the reasons "evil" mages are very rare—a dedication to "evil for evil's sake" is usually due to a lack of introspection and awareness of oneself.

Laws Of Calling Customer Or Technical Support And Getting What You Want.
Laws Of Calling Customer or Technical support and getting what you want. 1. No matter how pissed off upset or concerned you are DO NOT begin listing off everything you've done with this monitor from the time you bought it the second someone picks up the phone. The person you're talking too doesn't need to know half the stuff you tell them and you'll end up repeating yourself. 2. DO NOT be rude and DO NOT be chipper. I can almost guarentee the person you're talking to isn't in a great mood. Being overly happy will annoy them. And being rude will get you no where but a quick fix instead of what you're after. 3. DO NOT yell or swear at the agent. They are allowed to hang up on you and usually have the power to cancel your warranty and never help you again. 4. DO NOT berate the agent. Its not thier fault you have a problem and they want it fixed as much as you do. 5. DO NOT call for technical support and then assume you know better than they do. Its thier job to fix your com

Laws
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you‘ll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. Law of the Bath: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don‘t want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won‘t work, it will. La

Laws
Laws Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine

The Laws Of Men
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. c) After wrecking your boss' car. d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game". e) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must cel

The Laws Of Life
THE LAWS OF LIFE & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. & Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with som

Laws Of Life
These are all true, every one of them! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laws of Life & Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. & Law of the Workshop Any tool or part, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. & Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. & Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. & Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. & Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). & Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. & Law of Close Encounters The p

Lawsuits...
Good Morning. Following directions…who does that now days? I have to laugh at the number of times I attempted and succeeded to put something together without the use of directions, and then find an added piece that was to be installed…hmmm bad me.. But how about these two goobers who decided that a lawsuit was in order. Amy Mueller filed a lawsuit recently against Samy's Bar and Grill in Joliet, Ill., after she willingly tried to climb onto the bar to dance in May 2006 but fell and broke her ankle. Samy's should have had a "ladder" or other climbing aid, said Mueller's lawyer. [Chicago Tribune, 7-23-07] Well I can see the line forming now at other establishments of this type just to collect on way-word jury verdicts. Here is another. Now this one…I some what can side with the family if indeed they made sure to the establishment their wishes…But who doesn’t check the order to make sure the order is to your liking? Here is the story: Jeromy Jackson and his family filed a $10 million law

The Laws Of Magick
Laws of Magick Simon Magus Magick, not unlike physics or chemistry, operates according to certain laws. These laws, as well as those of the sciences, reside in reality within the heads of those who use them. However, the analysis of reality into artificial categories is useful at certain levels of investigation. It is well to bear in mind, nevertheless, that such categories reflect more the contents of the human mind than they do of whatever "reality" might be out there. For the following analysis we are indebted to REAL MAGIC by P.E.I. Bonewits. Mr Bonewits, incidentally, holds the first Bachelor of Arts degree in magic(k) ever awarded. He, much to the chagrin of some of the faculty of the University of California, was awarded the degree in June, 1970. LAW OF CAUSE AND EFFECT Anything done under EXACTLY the same conditions will alway

Laws That Apply
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee. Law or Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine

Laws Of Attraction
More Comments @ GiveMeLip.com like attracts like, positive attracts positive... integrity minded people.. attract integrity minded people.... thats what im here for... sending out all the best of energy to all those who recognise it ;)

The 12 Laws Of Karma
THE 12 LAWS OF KARMA THE GREAT LAW As you sow, so shall you reap. This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect. Whatever we put out in the Universe is what comes back to us. If what we want is Happiness, Peace, Friendship, Love... Then we should BE Happy, Peaceful, Loving, a Friend. THE LAW OF CREATION Life doesn't just HAPPEN, it requires our participation. We are one with the Universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state. BE and DO yourself... what you what to have in your Life. THE LAW OF HUMILITY What you refuse to accept, will continue for you. If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence. THE LAW OF GROWTH Wherever you go, there you are. For us to GROW in Spirit it is we who must change and not the people, places or things around us. The only given we have in our lives is OURSE

Laws Of The Pack
1. FAMILY~Your Pack is your Family, and above all they come first. Until your last breath leaves your lungs, you will do all that is in your your power to do for your Family. 2.LOVE~Show a powerful love for your Pack, for yours has the truest form. The line between physical and emotional becomes gray, having the ability to share all of yourself freely. 3.OBEDIENCE~Through what ever means your Pack is born, One above all will rise. By their strength and Grace, word becomes Solid and Law. 4.PRIDE~Be proud, Wolf. Look to your strengths above others as a gift. Feel the ego that it breeds, every day. 5.DISCRETION~Envision your Pack having an invisible boundary surrounding it. This wall has only one door. This door may only be opened by the One with strength of will. What is inside never reaches the outside. Conversely what is outside never enters unless destined to be there. 6.THE OPEN LAW~This is the last but not the final law. It is put here to hold the place for your separ

Laws For Women To Live By
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put one man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. The definition of a bachelor is a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. 13. If he asks what sort of books

Laws Of Physics Are Flawed
A Swinburne astrophysicist has leapt another hurdle in the path to proving that our fundamental theories of physics are not what they seem. Dr Michael Murphy is part of a team that has, over recent years, uncovered surprising and controversial evidence suggesting the laws of physics may have been changing through cosmic time. In this latest move, Murphy has debunked a study which claimed to disprove his findings. Murphy’s research into the laws of Nature goes back eight years, and concerns our understanding of electromagnetism, the force of nature that determines the sounds we hear, the light we see, and how atoms are held together to form solids. Through the study of electromagnetism in galaxies ten billion light years away, he has challenged the fundamental assumption that the strength of electromagnetism has been constant through time. “Back in 2001 we published evidence showing a small change in the fine structure constant, the number that physicists use to characterise th

12 Laws Of Karma
-=THE GREAT LAW=- As you sow, so shall you reap. This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect. Whatever we put out in the Universe is what comes back to us. If what we want is happiness, peace, friendship, love... Then we should BE happy, peaceful, loving, a friend. Negative energy sent out to others will come back to you 10 fold. -=THE LAW OF CREATION=- Life doesn't just HAPPEN, it requires our participation. We are one with the Universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state. BE and DO yourself what you want to have in your life. -=THE LAW OF HUMILITY=- What you refuse to accept, will continue for you. If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence. -=THE LAW OF GROWTH=- Wherever you go, there you are. For us to GROW in Spirit it is WE who must change and not the people, places or things around us. The only

The Laws And There Facts
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) ~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse! . This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having s

Laws Of Work
- A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants. - Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. - The more of it you put up with, the more of it you're going to get. - You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. - Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. - Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other. - When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves. - If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a darn fool about it.

Laws For Women To Live By
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. 3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there. 4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. 5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. 6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. 7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. 9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it. 10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener. 11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital. 12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

Law, Schmaw!
Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My name is Billy. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Tommy," replied the second. "My Daddy`s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?" asked Billy. Tommy replied, "My Daddy`s a lawyer." "Honest?" asked Billy. "No, just the regular kind," replied Tommy.

The Laws Of Life
Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). Law of the Bath When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. Law of Close Encounters The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically the worse your hair looks and when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result When

108 Laws Of Man
Everyone In This Group Is Either A Male And Has Come To Support All Males Alike In Continuing To Keep America Growing By Enforcing Man Laws Or Is A Female That Has Come To Learn Man Laws To Better Her Life. If You Have An Idea For A New Man Law Please Forward Them To Your School Governor Who Will Then Decide If They Should Be Forwarded To The Presidents Of Man Law Nation For Final Approval. Man Laws: 1. Man Law Is NEVER Wrong...If An Argument Is Present We Agree To Disagee. 2. A man shall not wear the colors of a championship team unless there is ..ed proof on file that named man wore such colors before the start of the season. 3. It is only acceptable to complain of a sports injury if it will get you pity sex within one hour 4. You NEVER discuss with your girlfriend what goes on on guys night out. 5. It is acceptable to settle important decisions by using Rock, Paper, Scissors. 6.The woman should never drive the man's car, unless he is busy puking out the windo

The 12 Laws Of Karma
The 12 Laws of Karma THE GREAT LAW As you sow, so shall you reap. This is also known as the Law of Cause and Effect. Whatever we put out in the Universe is what comes back to us. If what we want is happiness, peace, friendship, love... Then we should BE happy, peaceful, loving, a friend. Negative energy sent out to others will come back to you 10 fold. THE LAW OF CREATION Life doesn't just HAPPEN, it requires our participation. We are one with the Universe both inside and out. Whatever surrounds us gives us clues to our inner state. BE and DO yourself what you want to have in your life. THE LAW OF HUMILITY What you refuse to accept, will continue for you. If what we see is an enemy, or someone with a character trait that we find to be negative, then we ourselves are not focused on a higher level of existence. THE LAW OF GROWTH Wherever you go, there you are. For us to GROW in Spirit it is WE who must change and not the people, places or things around us.

The Laws Of Ultimate Reality
Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. Law of Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next m

Laws Of The Pack
Greetings and Salutations pack members These are some basic guidelines for our pack. I want to be clear on some things and if there are any questions. First and foremost RESPECT is give to all. You will be warned one time about your attitude. Any further complaints and immediate action up to and including dismissal from the pack. We wont just accept all friend request. This isn't a popularity contest. If someone wants to be a member they need to show the want to know us all and show interest in our pack I want to let it be known this is not and will not be like other fubar groups. Most of the groups on here are for attention and rating. Yes We'll rate each others, and I desire that all of the pack interact with one another and check each other out. It is the only way this pack can grow and be stronger. If anyone in our pack have problems. They can at all times come to Hellz Angel, Rogue, Moonshine, or Boogeyman and we will help, but dont forget you have fellow pack mem

The Laws
Preface: YES, there are other groups that list all the mistakes men make, and YES, we are aware that they exist, but they are not important in this group... focus around here is only around the funny ass mistakes that women make. And if you have a problem with that, don't bother reading any further, go back to where you came from, and spare us all the aggravation! Anyway, onto the list... 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partner's mouth while you get off is hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expec

Laws Of Ems
Laws of EMS Written by John Riley, Houston, TX (j-riley-at-swbell.net) Originally published in Emergency magazine, 1979 THE FIRST LAW OF EMS: All emergency calls will wait until you begin to eat, regardless of the time. COROLLARY 1 -- Fewer accidents would occur if EMS personnel would never eat. COROLLARY 2 -- Always order food "to go". THE PARAMEDICAL LAWS OF TIME: 1 - There is absolutely no relationship between the time at which you're supposed to get off shift and the time at which you actually will get off shift. 2 - Given the following equation: T + 1 Minute = Relief Time "T" will always be the time of the last call of your shift. e.g., If you are supposed to get off shift at 1900, your last run will come in at 1859. THE PARAMEDICAL LAW OF GRAVITY: Any instrument, when dropped, will always come to rest in the least accessible place possible. THE PARAMEDICAL LAW OF TIME AND DISTANCE: The distance of the call from the Hospital increases as the

Laws Od The House Of God
LAWS OF THE HOUSE OF GOD GOMERS DON’T DIE. GOMERS GO TO GROUND. AT A CARDIAC ARREST, THE FIRST PROCEDURE IS TO TAKE YOUR OWN PULSE. THE PATIENT IS THE ONE WITH THE DISEASE. PLACEMENT COMES FIRST. THERE IS NO BODY CAVITY THAT CANNOT BE REACHED WITH A #14 NEEDLE AND A GOOD STRONG ARM. AGE + BUN = LASIX DOSE. THEY CAN ALWAYS HURT YOU MORE. THE ONLY GOOD ADMISSION IS A DEAD ADMISSION. IF YOU DON’T TAKE A TEMPERATURE, YOU CAN’T FIND A FEVER. SHOW ME A BMS* WHO ONLY TRIPLES MY WORK AND I WILL KISS HIS FEET. * Medical Student from the "Best Medical School." IF THE RADIOLOGY RESIDENT AND THE BMS* BOTH SEE A LESION ON THE CHEST X-RAY, THERE CAN BE NO LESION THERE. THE DELIVERY OF MEDICAL CARE IS TO DO AS MUCH NOTHING AS POSSIBLE. from House of God by Samuel Shem, Richard Marek Publishers, Inc., New York, ©1978 by Samuel Shem

Laws Of Parenthood
There is the Law of Gravity - And then, there is the Law ofParenthood A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent. Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time. The choice of a preschooler's best friend corresponds directly to the distance the friend lives from your house. A child's enjoyment of a popular entertainment will be inversely proportionate to the parent's enjoyment. The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly proportional to the size of the mess in your home. A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past year unless it is the only food in the fridge. The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor.

The Laws Of Work
The Inevitable Laws of Work 1. If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. 2. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt. 3. Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted. 4. It doesn't matter what you do. It only matters what you say you've done and what you're going to do. 5. After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before. 6. The more you put up with, the more you are going to get. 7. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. 8. Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. 9. When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves. 10. If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a darn fool about it. 11. There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride h

The 48 Laws Of Power
The 48 Laws of Powerby Robert Greene and Joost ElffersLaw 1 Never Outshine the MasterAlways make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite – inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power.Law 2Never put too Much Trust in Friends, Learn how to use Enemies Be wary of friends-they will betray you more quickly, for they are easily aroused to envy. They also become spoiled and tyrannical. But hire a former enemy and he will be more loyal than a friend, because he has more to prove. In fact, you have more to fear from friends than from enemies. If you have no enemies, find a way to make them.Law 3 Conceal your Intentions Keep people off-balance and in the dark by never revealing the purpose behind your actions. If they have no clue what you are up to, they cannot prepare a defense. Guide

Laws We All Live Under
LAWS WE ALL LIVE UNDER LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee. LAW OF GRAVITY - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. LAW OF PROBABILITY - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. LAW OF RANDOM NUMBERS - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers. LAW OF THE ALIBI - If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. VARIATION LAW - If you change lanes, the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). LAW OF THE BATH - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. L

Laws To Think About
Laws of Life Murphy's First Law for Wives:If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store andthen you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two ofthe first five. Kauffman's Paradox of the Corporation:The less important you are to the corporation, the more yourtardiness or absence is noticed. The Salary Axiom:The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes andjust small enough to have no effect on your take-home pay. Miller's Law of Insurance:Insurance covers everything except what happens. First Law of Living:As soon as you start doing what you always wanted to be doing,you'll want to be doing something else. Weiner's Law of Libraries:There are no answers, only cross-references. Isaac's Strange Rule of Staleness:Any food that starts out hard will soften when stale. Any foodthat starts out soft will harden when stale. The Grocery Bag Law:The candy bar you planned to eat on the way home from the marketis always hidden at the bottom of the grocery ba

Lawsuit Says Feds Can't Force Work During Shutdown (repost)
Lawsuit says feds can't force work during shutdown By SAM HANANEL Associated Press Posted: 04/08/2011 11:44:35 AM PDT Updated: 04/08/2011 11:54:51 AM PDT WASHINGTON—The nation's largest federal employee union says forcing some federal employees to work without pay during a government shutdown violates the U.S. Constitution. The American Federation of Government Employees has filed a lawsuit seeking an injunction to prevent the Obama administration from requiring essential employees to keep working if a shutdown occurs. The lawsuit says requiring work without pay violates language in the Constitution that prohibits the government from committing to spend money that has not yet been approved by Congress. It also claims forcing employees to work without pay violates the prohibition on involuntary servitude. It says there's no guarantee Congress will pay those employees once a shutdown ends. Congress and the White House face a d

Laws Of The Us (repost)
These are real standing laws from around the United States of America. Alabama: 1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle. California: 1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water. Connecticut: 1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. 2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands. Florida: 1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. 2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing. 3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. 4. Illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit. 5. Men may not

The Laws
Murphy's war law Friendly fire - isn't. Recoilless rifles - aren't. Suppressive fires - won't. You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: when they're ready. when you're not No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. There is no such thing as a perfect plan. Five second fuses always burn three seconds.

The Laws
1. You will obey orders without question. 2. Punishment shall be swift. 3. Mercy is for the weak. 4. Terror will defeat reason. 5. Your allegiance is to the clan. 6. Justice can be dictated. 7. Any Clansman may challenge for leadership of the Clan. 8. There is only one penalty - DEATH

Laws And Freedom
This is just something I think everyone should know but even more they should understand. Laws We as a people would like to think that every law on the books for every one state and federal is there to protect us. This isnt always the truth. Lets look at seat belts.. do they save lives Yes This is a rather common belief So 90% of us will wear our seat belts.. But think of this You as a person lost the right to choses weather or not you can or can not wear your selt belt.... This is a loss of freedom. Guns. Always a hot topic. Every year more and more laws are put down More and more restrictions more and more people find it harder to buy a fire arm legally. Think about this. A criminal don't give 2 flying FUCKS about the laws. Thus why they are criminals, it is easier to find a gun from a black market dealer than to buy one from a gun shop. So with that in the back of your head Explain to me why some one with no criminal history no mental problems finds it so hard to buy a firearm

Law To Live
Law to Live Break all them. Dare to be free. Denying yourself nothing. This Is the Law to live By Forever. Seeking out your heart desire. Living your ultimate dream. Surrender all over to one. This is the law to live But Never failing to see Love can twist you Upside Down, When love is breaking all the laws To Live by. ©2007 Firestar

Law To Ban Adult Mags On Us Military Posts, Believe It Or Not..
Soldiers Say Porn Ban May Hurt Morale Stars and Stripes | Seth Robson | May 05, 2008 GRAFENWOHR, Germany -- Legislation that would restrict the sale of certain men's magazines on U.S. military bases around the world would be bad for morale, according to soldiers at Grafenwöhr. U.S. Rep. Paul Broun, R-Ga., has introduced legislation that would close a loophole in the current law that allows the sale of some sexually explicit material on military bases by lowering the threshold required to deem material "sexually explicit." A Department of Defense committee that reviews materials sold on bases ruled last year that magazines such as Playboy and Penthouse are not pornographic. But Broun's Military Honor and Decency Act includes language that could make those magazines eligible for the ban. The prospect of missing out on men's magazines was not welcomed by soldiers at Grafenwöhr. "We all read 'em," said Pfc. Paul Rubio, 31, of Bakersfield, Calif. "There are times we just read

Law That Will Save The Lives Of Thousands Of Children
http://www.change.org/petitions/create-caylees-law follow this link and sign the petition this law really needs to go into affect, if it doesn't, then thousands of children will suffer, because of someone not reporting them missing. plz help get this law passed

Law Would Make Minutemen Guilty Of "domestic Terrorism"
An Arizona lawmaker has introduced a bill to revise the state's statutes on organized crime and fraud by defining "domestic terrorism" in such a way that members of the Minuteman Project or other border-patrol groups could be prosecuted and forced to serve a minimum six-month jail term. Rep. Kyrsten Sinema, D-Phoenix, introduced HB 2286 in the Arizona House on Thursday. Sinema, formerly of the Green Party, had earlier submitted a bill asking the legislature to make changes to a law used to prosecute customers of immigrant smugglers as conspirators under Arizona's human trafficking law. Sinema is targeting border-security groups like the Minutemen with new legislation that would define anyone not formally affiliated with law enforcement, who patrolled in search of illegal activity while armed, as a domestic terrorist. If it becomes law, the bill would impose a mandatory minimum jail sentence, even if prosecutors recommend probation. HB 2286 reads: * * * * * * * * * * * *

Lawyers Bill Unwarranted, Costly To Veterans
Disabled American Veterans: Lawyers Bill Unwarranted, Costly to Veterans To: National Desk Contact: David E. Autry of Disabled American Veterans, 202-314-5219 WASHINGTON, Aug. 18 /U.S. Newswire/ -- Federal legislation that would allow lawyers to charge veterans for helping them file a claim for benefits from the Department of Veterans Affairs (VA) is unnecessary and would increase costs to veterans, said Disabled American Veterans National Commander Bradley S. Barton. Barton, who is himself an attorney and a veterans advocate, said veterans should not have to hire and pay a lawyer to help them with the largely administrative claims process, which is designed to be open, informal and helpful to veterans. "The so-called Veterans' Choice of Representation Act is unnecessary, and involvement of lawyers would increase costs to veterans and to the VA without significantly improving the process," Barton said. "The VA is required to assist veterans in completing and filin

Lawyer Married A Woman
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was

Lawyer From New York
A New York lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Texas sheriff's deputy.? He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education than any cop from San Antonio, Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense. The deputy says," License and registration, please." "What for?" says the lawyer. The deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign." Then the lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." "You still didn't come to a complete stop." Says the deputy. "License and registration, please." The lawyer says, "What's the difference?" The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" the Deputy says. Lawyer s ays, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration, and y

Lawyer Jokes
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?" "I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill." The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a la

Lawyers Really Do Stick It To You
It is quarter to 5 on a Friday. The office is nearly deserted, but I have stayed to see a potential client, a damsel in distress. My secretary buzzes me to announce that my appointment, Ms. Smith, has arrived. “Give me a second” I say and straighten myself up and throw on my suit coat. “Please show her in.” You come vamping through the door in a short, sexy black skirt, fishnet stockings, and a tight fitting blouse that shows off all of your delicious curves. I want to stand to greet you, but find that I have a significant erection and must remain seated. You approach my desk and I introduce myself "nice to meet you Ms. Smith, I am Phillip Yeraz, what can I do for you?" "Please call me Lisa,” you say. I respond in kind, “please call me Phillip. " "Lisa, before you say anything more, I have to tell you that I don't think I can help you." "But you haven't even heard my story, you don't know what sort of help I need." "I’m sorry Lisa, but that is somewhat inconsequential."

Lawyers Really Do Stick It To You (alternate Ending)
My muse again suggested an alternate ending, and as before, I tend to favor her version. Here is the version with her ending (written from her perspective). It is quarter to 5 on a Friday. The office is nearly deserted, but I have stayed to see a potential client, a damsel in distress. My secretary buzzes me to announce that my appointment, Ms. Smith, has arrived. “Give me a second” I say and straighten myself up and throw on my suit coat. “Please show her in.” You come vamping through the door in a short, sexy black skirt, fishnet stockings, and a tight fitting blouse that shows off all of your delicious curves. I want to stand to greet you, but find that I have a significant erection and must remain seated. You approach my desk and I introduce myself "nice to meet you Ms. Smith, I am Phillip Yeraz, what can I do for you?" "Please call me Lisa,” you say. I respond in kind, “please call me Phillip. " "Lisa, before you say anything more, I have to tell you that I don't t

Lawyer Died
A guy phones a law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the same guy phones the law firm and says, "I want to speak to my lawyer." Once again the receptionist replies, "I'm sorry, but your lawyer died last week." The next day the guy makes his regular call to the law firm and say, "I want to speak to my lawyer." "Excuse me sir," the receptionist says, "but this is third time I've had to tell you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling?" The guy replies, "Because I love hearing it!"

Lawyer And Client
It took a week to get my wife and her lawyer into a negotiation room. I had to take the day off work to go over every little detail. It was tedious and pointless the only good thing was watching my lawyer basically eat my wife’s lawyer for lunch. After the meeting we went to her office her assistant Nell whom I spent an evening fucking about a week ago was leaving. She gave me a wink and wished us a good evening. We went into her office and she kicked off her pumps and took off her jacket exposing a fine silk blouse that looked bright against her brown skin. She was a fine looking black woman with full red lips, her hair was done up in the back except some bangs coming down the front of her face. She was about five, five and stacked, she hid it behind loose clothes but she had nice high c cup tits. Long sexy legs and a smokey voice that could melt butter. “ hope yaw do not mind it is the end of the day and I just wanna be comfortable” she said putting her papers on the desk. “You wa

Lawyers
Deaf Bookkeeper A Mafia Godfather learns that his bookkeeper has embezzled ten million dollars. The bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything that he'd ever have to testify about in court. So when the Godfather interrogates the bookkeeper about the missing$10 million, he brings along an attorney who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper, "Where's the 10 million you embezzled from me?" The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about." The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says, "Ask him again!" The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!" The bookkeeper signs back, "OK!

Lawyers
This guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says... "Hi, there, good lookin'! How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looked him straight in the eye and says... "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean... it just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responds... "No kidding. I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with.....?

~~lawyers And Mexican Grandmas~~
>>> >>> >LAWYERS SHOULD NEVER ASK A MEXICAN GRANDMA A QUESTION IF THEY >>>AREN'T >>> >PREPARED FOR THE ANSWER: >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >IN A TRIAL, IN A SMALL TOWN in TEXAS , A PROSECUTING ATTORNEY >>>CALLED HIS >>> >FIRST WITNESS, A MEXICAN GRANDMOTHER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN TO THE >>>STAND. >>> > >>> > >>> > >>> >HE APPROACHED HER AND ASKED, MRS SANCHEZ,"DO YOU KNOW ME?" >>> >SHE RESPONDED, "SI, I MEAN, JESS I KNOW YOU MR. WILLIAMS. I >>>KNOWN YOU >>> >SINCE YOU WERE A CHAVALITO AND FRANKLY YOU'VE BEEN A BIG >>>DISAPPOINTMENT >>> >TO ME. YOU LIE, YOU CHEAT ON YOUR WIFE, AND YOU MANIPULATE >>>PEOPLE AND >>> >TALK ABOUT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACKS. YOU THINK YOU'RE A BIG SHOT >>>WHEN YOU >>> >HAVEN'T THE BRAINS TO REALIZE YOU WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO NOTHIN' >>>BUT A TWO >>> >BIT PAPERPUSHER. YES I KNOW YOU." >>> > >>> >THE LAWYER WAS STUNNED. NOT KNOWING WHAT ELSE TO DO, HE POINTED >>>ACROSS >>> >THE ROOM AND ASKED, MRS. SANCHEZ, DO YOU KNOW THE DEFENSE >>>ATT

The Lawyer
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the door on the driver's side. The lawyer immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before the officer had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterically. His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter what the body shop did to it. When the lawyer finally wound down from his ranting and raving, the officer shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else." "How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. The cop replied, "Don't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the

Lawyers
by Dr. William Pierce I should begin today by telling you that I know from personal experience that there are some decent men who are lawyers. In fact, some of my best friends are lawyers. I also know that the legal profession as a whole has become so corrupt that it is a threat to our race and our civilization. The judicial system in America has become one of the most destructive weapons in the hands of our enemies. And it didn't begin with the O.J. Simpson trial. Two hundred seventy-three years ago the English writer Jonathan Swift described lawyers as: "...men bred up from their youth in the art of proving, by words multiplied for the purpose, that white is black and black is white, according as they are paid." And it was not for nothing that 400 years ago William Shakespeare had one of his characters -- Dick the butcher in King Henry VI -- say: "The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers." Dick was expressing a very popular sentiment in those days. In fact,

The Lawyer And The Blonde
A lawyer and a blonde woman happen to be sitting next to each other on a flight from LA to New York. The lawyer leans over to the blonde and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and turns over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, saying that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. He explains how the game works. "I ask you a question; and, if you don't know the answer, you pay me and vice-versa." Again, the blonde politely declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer figures that since his opponent is a blonde he will easily win the match, so he makes another offer. "Okay, how about this. If you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; but, if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500." This catches the blonde's attention and figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the fi

Lawyer Jumps From Empire State Building
Lawyer Jumps From Empire State Building AP NEW YORK (April 14) - Bystanders watched in shock as a young lawyer leaped to his death from the Empire State Building's 69th floor and part of his body plummeted to the pavement, according to witnesses and police "I cried and got sick to my stomach," said Theresa Colon, 46, a tourist from Virginia. "I pray he knew who God was." Police identified the man as Moshe Kanovsky, a lawyer in his 30s. He jumped out a law office window, they said. Witnesses said some bystanders screamed and ran - either to flee or to look -as Kanovsky's leg fell to the sidewalk on West 33rd Street at about 3 p.m. Friday. His body was later found on a landing on the 30th floor, police said. At the Europa Cafe, "everyone ran to the window" as the limb landed outside, said manager Mauricio Sanches, 32. "People were looking at it; everyone had different reactions," he said. More than 30 people have committed suicide at the Empire State Building since it

The Lawyer And His Porsche
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche Carrera GT in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's door. Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But, before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaming hysterical ly about how his Porsche, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again. After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life ." "How can you say such a thing?" asked

Lawyer Joke
A big city lawyer went duck hunting in central Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing. The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in this field, and now I'm going to retrieve it." The old farmer replied, "This is my property, and you are not coming over here." The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in the United States and, if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we settle disputes in Texas . We settle small disagreements like this; with the 'Three Kick Rule.'" The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Three Kick Rule'?" The Farmer replied, "Well, because the dispute occurs on my land, I get to go first. I kick you three times and then you kick me three tim

Lawyers, Judges, And Politicians....
1. COWS 2. THE CONSTITUTION 3. THE TEN COMMANDMENTS COWS - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a cow. THE CONSTITUTION - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore. TEN COMMANDMENTS - The real reason we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse--You cannot post, "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie," in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates

The Lawyer And The Redneck
A lawyer and a redneck are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if the redneck would like to play a fun game. The redneck is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. This catches the redneck's attention ,and to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The redneck doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the redneck's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He send

Lawyers
Attorneys These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________

Lawyer Joke
Subject: JOKES FOR LAWYERS Lawyers should never ask grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand. He approached her and asked; "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationsh

Lawyers?
Disorder in the American Courts These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are Things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now Published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while These exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you Forgot? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that Morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTO

Lawyers, Really?
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something

Lawyers & Charity
A very rich lawyer is approached by the United Way. The man from the United Way is concerned that the lawyer made over $1,000,000.00 last year but didn't donate even a cent to a charity. "First of all", says the lawyer, "my mother is sick and dying in the hospital, and it's not covered by health care. Second, I had five kids through three divorced marriages. Third, my sister's husband suddenly died and she has no one to support her four children..." "I'm terribly sorry", says the United Way man, "I feel bad about asking for money." The Lawyer responds, "Yeah, well if I'm not giving them any money, why should I give you any?"

Lawyers
Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you." The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. H

A Lawyer And A Cajun
A lawyer and a Cajun are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that Louisiana Cajuns are so dumb that he could get over on them easy... So the lawyer asks if the Cajun would like to play a fun game. The Cajun is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5; you Ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500. This catches the Cajun's attention and to keep the lawyer quiet, agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the moon?" The Cajun doesn't say a word, reaches in his pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. Now, it's the Cajun's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill w_ith three legs, an

Lawyers Are Suppose 2 Be Smart??
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

Lawyers
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'l l never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.' The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?' She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationsh

Lawyers
Lawyers Thoughtful point of view... The Democrat Party has become the Lawyers' Party. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are lawyers. Bill Clinton and Michelle Obama are lawyers. John Edwards, the other former Democrat candidate for president, is a lawyer, and so is his wife, Elizabeth. Every Democrat nominee since 1984 went to law school (although Gore did not graduate). Every Democrat vice presidential nominee since 1976, except for Lloyd Bentsen, went to law school. Look at the Democrat Party in Congress: the Majority Leader in each house is a lawyer. The Republican Party is different. President Bush and Vice President Cheney were not lawyers, but businessmen. The leaders of the Republican Revolution were not lawyers. Newt Gingrich was a history professor; Tom Delay was an exterminator; and, Dick Armey was an economist. House Minority Leader Boehner was a plastic manufacturer, not a lawyer. The former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist is a

Lawyers...
> > Charlotte, North Carolina > > > >A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive > > cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire. > > > > Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of > > these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium > >payment on the policy the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance > >company. > > > >In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost 'in a series of >small > >fires.' > > > > The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious > > reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. > > > > The lawyer sued and WON ! > > > >(Stay with me.) > > > > Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the > > insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated > >nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, which it >had > > warranted > >that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure > >them > >again

Lawyer Cut Fees In Return For Nude Dances
Lawyer cut fees in return for nude dances Fri Sep 19, 6:17 PM ET An attorney was suspended for more than a year for accepting nude dances from a stripper as partial payment for the legal fees she owed him. The Illinois Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission on Thursday said Scott Robert Erwin will begin serving a 15-month suspension for misconduct next month. Erwin, who practices in the northern Illinois city of DeKalb, and his client mutually agreed that she'd perform nude dances for him in his office as a way to reduce her legal fees, the commission's report said. He credited her for $534 toward his bill for services of various legal matters, the report said. While she agreed to the performances, the client contended he touched her inappropriately during those dances, and she went to police in 2002 with sexual assault allegations. Erwin denied any inappropriate touching happened, and he was never charged criminally, the report said. He declined to comment

Lawyers Want Until Monday To Review Settlement Plan
By Tracy Breton Journal Staff Writer PROVIDENCE –– Lawyers for some of the parties sued by the victims of the Station nightclub fire are asking a federal judge to give them until Monday to respond to a proposed plan for reviewing settlement offers that have been made to those who lost loved ones or were injured in the disastrous blaze. The victims have been offered more than $176 million by a raft of defendants they have sued in connection with the Feb. 20, 2003, fire. If the court and all the victims approve the settlement offers and a plan of distribution for the proceeds, there will be no trial of the civil suits. One hundred people died in the nightclub blaze; more than 200 others were injured. A special master is devising a grid that would apportion the settlement proceeds among the victims based on such factors as severity of injury and number of dependents. Some of the victims say they have scheduled meetings this week with their lawyers regarding the settleme

Lawyer Arrested For Giving Client A Piece Of Candy
Ok I found an interesting article about a lawyer who got arrested for giving his client a piece of candy. This is one of the most ridiculous cases I've seen. Lawyer arrested for giving client a piece of candy Fri Dec 19, 8:38 pm ET PRESCOTT, Ariz. – A lawyer has been arrested after he reportedly ignored orders not to give his shackled client a piece of candy in court, a Yavapai County sheriff's official said. Damon Rossi, 38, was arrested at his home on Thursday, a day after he asked two detention officers if he could feed his client a piece of candy, sheriff's spokesman Dwight D'Evelyn said on Friday. Rossi went ahead and gave the inmate the food despite being warned against it, reportedly asking the officers "what are you going to do, arrest me?" Detention officers took no action at the time because they didn't want to disrupt court, D'Evelyn said. They turned the matter over the sheriff's criminal division and a decision was made to arrest the lawyer. "The concern w

Lawyers How Do They Pass The Bar??
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are (purportedly) things people actually said in court, word for word, taken Down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of Staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Hard to believe some of these? -? But they are pretty? Funny. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it a

The Lawyer's Funeral
A man reluctantly attends his laywer's funeral expecting to be one of the one people there, and is suprised to see a huge turnout for this one terrible man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at this lawyer's funeral?" he asks. A man turns towards him and says, "We''re all clients." "And you ALL came to pay your respects?" "No, we came to make sure he was really dead."

Lawyer Son
When my mother was called for jury duty, she felt confident of her Ability to answer the questions asked of prospective jurors. As a young attorney, I had filled her in on what to expect. Asked about the occupations of family members, Mom answered, "My son is a lawyer." As a follow-up, she was asked if she had ever used the services of an attorney. "Only to mow my lawn."

Lawyers Who Should Have Passed The Bar (on The Corner)
These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's twenty, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when

Lawyer Jokes
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! Your lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"****************************************************************************************************What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?They gr

Lawyer Jokes 2
The plumber presented his customer, a lawyer, with a bill charging rates of $500 an hour. The lawyer was outraged, saying "I don't even make that kind of money - doesn't that seem a bit steep?" The plumber replied, "That's what I thought, when I was a lawyer." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Any time a lawyer is seen and not heard, it's a shame to wake him.Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titanic.Having lawyers make laws is like having doctors make diseases.A lawyer's job is secure - who would build a robot to do nothing?****************************************************************************************************There's a true story about a convicted con man who was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which the judge remarked, "I should have suspected he wasn't a lawyer. He was always so punctual and polite." ---------------------------------------------------------------

Lawyer Jokes Week Of 3/2/13 - 3/8/13
A Dublin lawyer died in poverty and many barristers of the city subscribed to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury 20 of them."--------------------------------------------------------------------------------"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------God decided to take the devil to court and settle their differences once and for all. When Satan heard this, he laughed and said, "And where do you think you're going to find a lawyer?"****************************************************************************************************Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old dr

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The lawyer is standing at the gate to Heaven and St. Peter is listing his sins: 1.Defending a large corporation in a pollution suit where he knew they were guilty. 2.Defending an obviously guilty murderer because the fee was high. Overcharging fees to many clients. 3.Prosecuting an innocent woman because a scapegoat was needed in a controversial case. And the list goes on for quite awhile....The lawyer objects and begins to argue his case. He admits all these things, but argues, "Wait, I've done some charity in my life also." St. Peter looks in his book and says," Yes, I see. Once you gave a dime to a panhandler and once you gave an extra nickel to the shoeshine boy, correct?" The lawyer gets a smug look on his face and replies, "Yes." St. Peter turns to the angel next to him and says, "Give this guy 15 cents and tell him to go to hell." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Rus

Lawz Of The (*~wicked Nation~*) Updated
(*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) LAWS OF THE (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) ALL MEMBERS OF THE (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*)MUST RESPECT ALL OTHER MEMBERS OF THE (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) ALL MEMBERS OF THE (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) MUST RESPECT ALL MEMBERS OF THE RIDERS ALL MEMBERS OF THE (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) MUST RESPECT ALL JUGGALOS AND JUGGALETTES ALL MEMBERS OF THE (*~wIcKeD nAtIoN~*) MUST RESPECT ALL SUICIDALISTS, WARRIORS, CLONES, HELLRAISERZ, AND BEDLAMITEZ ALL MEMBERS OF THE (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) MUST WHEN DEALING WITH CHERRYTAP SUPPORT AND BOUCNERS MUST DO SO IN A MATURE AND RESPECTFUL MANOR. ALL MEMBERS OF THE (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) MUST REPSOT ALL BULLITENS LABELED OFFICAL (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) BUSINESS ALL MEMBERS OF THE (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) MAY SUBMIT A FRIEND FOR THE OFFICAL (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) FRIEND OF THE DAY EACH SUBMITED FRIEND WILL BE DONE. ALL MEMBERS OF THE (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) MUST TAKE ALL PROBLEMS WITH FELLOW (*~WiCkEd NaTiOn~*) MEMBERS TO THOSE MEMBERS. ALL DISPUTES OR PROBLEM

Laxative Cough Syrup My Favorite Adult
The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall. The owner asks the clerk, "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this morning to get something for his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle of laxative." The owner says, "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with laxatives!" The clerk says, "Oh yeah? Look at him, he's afraid to cough!"

Lay..
i kno its random and esp seeing what it feels like right now outside.. but i wish that there was somebody who would join me in my random idea of wanting to grab blankets and pillows and jsut lay out under the stars doesnt matter where were layin outside could be on the roof,on the hood of a car or on the ground in a drive way but jsut bundled up next to each other keeping each other warm and talkin under the stars... even if it was only for an hour its just something i think i wanna do with somebody jsut for the hell and sake of being random and interesting lol.. k that is all ...~MUAH!!!

Laya (alpha - The Beginning) Bindu (point) Yoga
LAYA (ALPHA - the beginning) BINDU (point) YOGA Contemplation in Silence - Meditation to be done just before sleeping I sit, relaxed, ... with open eyes… I look straight ahead to one point and, relaxing all the muscles in my body - legs, hands, my fingers, everything ... I breath slowly and regularly ... I put aside all thoughts in my mind ... and start asking myself who am I? ... where did I come from? ... who am I really? ... this body is not me ... No! this body is not me ... I ... am a point of light ... which is very small! ... I am soul! ... I am in the middle of my forehead ... I am energy! ... My body is not me ... my body is my vehicle ... and I, the driver! ... I can use my body ... to do anything for me ... I am energy ... a shining point of light! ... I will never vanish or die ... the world I came from is a peaceful world ... which is vast! ... and full of peace! ...In this physical world, I only perform my role ... as on a stage ... as well as possible ... In my shadow

Lay By Lady Katherine
Lay Lay upon my thicket bed share my flesh tangle sheets-dampen pillows Lay upon my wicked body share my soul Desire my lust Hunger for my thirst. Lay upon my spirit. feel my gentle breathe carrassing your every want. Lay upon me needs feel my flame,my inner heat, Scorching,enduring my fire within. Lay upon my passion, Bite upon my skin feed my darlin-like the master of the nite. Lay upon my chest,hear the rumbling of my heart. Pumping my blood,within the molton lava of seduction.within my burning womb. Lay upon the thicket bed_feel what is insdie me. Flesh of my flesh. Desire of my desire. My life within yours. Give unto me all of your desire. Unite me with your passion,burn me like a scorching river of erotic stream. Savor me with your hunger Dig into me with all of your essence.Do with me,as a master to a slave.Chain me,tie me,till I can't breathe,Smother me with your greatest power.Make me yours_bring me to my knees. Make me beg for that place I need to

Lay Down The Law
Dr. Phil's guests are ex in-laws in a bitter fight. Cindy and Randy say their ex daughter-in-law, Michele, is an unfit mother, and their granddaughter lives in danger. Michele says it's all lies. Full Story Cindy and Randy are caught in a family feud with their ex-daughter-in-law, Michele, that is spiraling out of control. They want Dr. Phil to end the battle once and for all. Fighting for Their Granddaughter Cindy and Randy say Michele is an unfit mother, and that their 8-year-old granddaughter is living in danger. Michele says their accusations are all lies! "My ex-mother-in-law, Cindy, is a manipulating person who's trying to destroy my family," says Michele, who was married to Cindy's son, Chris, from 1997 to 2002. She and Chris met 10 years ago when she was 22 and he was 17. "We all kind of dabbled in drugs. That’s how we met," she explains. Michele had a 6-year-old daughter, Lexa, from a previous relationship, and shortly after she met Chris, she became pregnant with

Laydee'z Dnt B Fooled ...for All You Cheaterzzz!!!!
1. BE HONEST (and blunt) FROM THE DOOR. Let her know if you have a girl, if you have 2 girls, if you have a baby's mama, if you just want sex, if you are looking for a wife, etc....don't build up false hopes i.e. lead her on. Let her know what the deal is, if she's not looking for that right now, she'll keep it moving. Don't be an Oscar Winner like Denzel for 3 months and get mad when she finds out all your dirt later....they will find out! Time always reveals the truth. And when the truth comes out then you got drama and who wants that? 2. TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT, INSTEAD OF ASKING FOR HER NUMBER, ASK HER FOR HER EMAIL ADDRESS ...That way, you can learn about her, dialogue with her, while building up the anticipation for the first phone call and/ or meeting in person. If your written skills are tight, she'll be anxiously waiting to talk to you and dead the email shyt real quick. Or if she starts talking crazy, can't spell, or if half the yard, the block, or the

Lay Down
On this single bed listen to whats said. And on this double or full lets break every damn rule. Laying down on his king or my queen brings heaven-like realities know what I mean. If its soft you give a drilling touch the harder the better Indian or Dutch. Mexican is the fastest by fact to me still nothing is better than front to back. In late night love making all is had firm feelings thats good not bad. Touch me fine and fair all is right so I'll inhale some air. Then I'll fall to my knees and suck and nibble just to please. So much I do for only you Day by Day we lay exhasted us two. Are you ready and willing to Lay Down give and take everything when you go down.

Lay Down And Be Numb
in fear and in thought in death and dying lies cold and hate misery and crying. the dark and pain no dawn no sun aching bones and sores and no space to run. rivers of blood deep fast and thick spoils of war dying off so quick. hate with passion streets buried by death smell of reckoning with every single breath. explosions deafen even those that do not hear torture and agony as flesh begins to sear. burning cloths to brighten the darkest days come all hope is now gone lay down and be numb.

Layered Tostada Bake
1 pound extra lean ground beef 1 medium onion -- chopped 1/2 cup taco seasoning mix 8 oz. can tomato sauce 16 oz can nonfat refried beans 1 cup reduced fat Bisquick 1/2 cup cornmeal 1/4 cup skim milk -- at room temperature 1 egg white 2 TBS olive oil 1 cup nonfat sour cream 1 egg white 2 cups nonfat cheddar cheese -- shredded Preheat oven at 375. Prepare a 12x7x2" baking dish, with cooking spray. Cook and stir beef and onion in a skillet until meat is brown. Stir in seasoning mix, tomato sauce and beans. In a mixing bowl, combine baking mix, cornmeal, milk, egg white, and oil until moistened. Spread in dish. Spoon meat mixture over dough. Mix remaining ingredients; spoon over meat mixture. Bake uncovered 30 minutes. Let stand 10 minutes before cutting. Serves 6 Per serving: 434 Calories; 11g Fat; 34g Protein; 48g Carbohydrate; 52mg Cholesterol; 2228mg Sodium Food Exchanges: 1 1/2 Starch/Bread; 4 Lean Meat; 1 Vegetable; 1 Fat; 1 1/2 Other Carbohydrates WW Pt

4 Layer Dessert
FIRST LAYER: Blend 1 cube butter, 1 cup flour, and 1/2 cup nuts. Pat into 9 x 13 pan. Bake 15 minutes at 350 degrees. SECOND LAYER: Blend 1 cup powdered sugar, 1 cup Cool Whip and 8 ounce package cream cheese and spread over crust. THIRD LAYER: Mix 2 packages vanilla instant pudding. Spread over second layer and let stand for 3 hours in refrigerator. FOURTH LAYER: Put remaining Cool Whip on top and sprinkle with 1 cup nuts. (This dessert freezes beautifully and can be made in advance.)

The Layers
I have walked through many lives, some of them my own, and I am not who I was, though some principle of being abides, from which I struggle not to stray. When I look behind, as I am compelled to look before I can gather strength to proceed on my journey, I see the milestones dwindling toward the horizon and the slow fires trailing from the abandoned camp-sites, over which scavenger angels wheel on heavy wings. Oh, I have made myself a tribe out of my true affections, and my tribe is scattered! How shall the heart be reconciled to its feast of losses? In a rising wind the manic dust of my friends, those who fell along the way, bitterly stings my face. Yet I turn, I turn, exulting somewhat, with my will intact to go wherever I need to go, and every stone on the road precious to me. In my darkest night, when the moon was covered and I roamed through wreckage, a nimbus-clouded voice dir

Layered Chicken And Black Bean Enchilada Casserole
Original recipe yield: 8 servings PREP TIME 25 Min COOK TIME 45 Min READY IN 1 Hr 10 Min INGREDIENTS * 2 cups diced chicken breast meat * 1/2 teaspoon ground cumin * 1/2 teaspoon ground coriander * 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro * 1 (15 ounce) can black beans, rinsed and drained * 1 (4.5 ounce) can diced green chile peppers, drained * 1 (10 ounce) can red enchilada sauce * 8 (6 inch) corn tortillas * 2 cups shredded Mexican blend cheese * 1 (8 ounce) container sour cream DIRECTIONS 1. Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). 2. Heat a large skillet over medium heat, and spray with vegetable cooking spray. Saute chicken with cumin and coriander until chicken is cooked through. Transfer to a medium bowl. Stir in the cilantro, black beans, and green chile peppers. 3. Spread half of the enchilada sauce over the bottom of an 11x7 inch baking dish. Place 4 tortillas over the sauce, overlapping if n

Layers
Every person...has deep layers of themselves......layers that can come out...at any given moment. Layers of weakness....layers of strength and layers of untapped personal knowledge.... How mazing we could be...if we could truly understand our layers and how to use them to benefit ourselves...to become our own guide in the world...instead of going to outside to other's for guidance... We could become like the "wise man on the mountain "...if we started to look within....every answer you need in life is within yourself.... in that layer of personal knowledge....but, looking within....is a long process of self analyzing....understanding those layers of yourselves can be quit difficult.... I came to this thought process that we all have layers upon layers when, my mother died..... I saw how I was able to pull.....what I needed to cope and takecare of her....I had those deep layers of strength to do what was needed for her...without showing her...how torn up I was inside....I was able to co

11 Layers Of Me
Spell your name with bands/artists L: Lorretta Lynn A; Asleep at the Wheel U: union Station R: Ricky Van Shelton A: Air Supply LAYER TWO: -- Name: Laura -- Birth date:December7, 1965 -- Nicknames: Rusti, Legs, Hey! Boss!, Mommy -- Current Location: CA -- Eye Color: green -- Hair Color: Auburn -- Right handed or Left: RIGHT LAYER THREE: -- The shoes you wore today: Shoes, what are shoes -- Your perfect pizza: Double pepperoni and cheese LAYER FOUR: -- Your best physical feature: eyes im told -- Most missed memory: my dad being alive LAYER FIVE: -- Pepsi or Coke: diet Dr. Pepper -- McDonald's or Burger King: Carl's Jr. -- Adidas or Nike: NIKE -- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Suntea -- Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, baby! -- Cappuccino or coffee: Cappuccino LAYER SIX: -- Curse: yup -- Do you sing: yup -- Do you shower everyday: yup -- Do you think you have been in love: absolutely -- Want to go to college: sortof -- Get motion sickness: somet

11 Layers Of Me
LAYER ONE: Spell your name with bands/artists C - Coolio O - Outkast R - Ramons E - Earth Wind & Fire y - Yin Yang Twins ===== LAYER TWO: -- Name: Corey -- Birth date: 5-9 -- Nicknames: Core, Big Man, C- Murder, C-money, Bank, Dragon, SD, Sexy D, CMD, The Cute one, Old Man, El Negro, Moving Shadow, LongShot -- Current Location: Work -- Eye Color: Brown ---true hair color: Black ---best friends: Lots ===== LAYER THREE: -- The shoes you wore today: Black Sneakers --Your perfect pizza: Gino's East Sausage and Pepperoni with a layer of Sausage. ===== LAYER FOUR: -- Your best physical features: Smile & Arms -- Most missed memory: Talking with my Uncle Doug ===== LAYER FIVE: -- Pepsi or Coke: Coke -- McDonald's or Burger King: McDonalds -- Adidas or Nike: Nike (But A.ll D.ay I. D.ream A.bout S.ex) -- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton -- Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla (I'm full of Chocolate) ===== LAYER SIX: Do You

Layered Taco Salad
1 lb. ground beef 3/4 c. water 1 pkg. taco seasoning 1 1/2 qt. bite-size salad greens 1 (12 oz.) can drained, whole kernel corn 1 (16 oz.) can drained, kidney beans 1 c. taco or picante sauce 3 sliced green onions 3/4 c. shredded Monterey Jack cheese 1 c. sour cream 1/2 c. mayonnaise 1 tsp. chili powder 2 tsp. cayenne pepper sauce 3/4 c. shredded Cheddar cheese 1 med. tomatoes, chopped 1 avocado, peeled and sliced (optional) Tortilla chips Prepare meat and taco seasoning according to package instructions. Chill. In a large salad bowl, layer salad greens, corn, kidney beans, taco sauce, green onions, Monterey Jack cheese and cooled taco meat mixture. Combine sour cream, mayonnaise, chili powder and hot sauce. Pour over salad. Sprinkle with Cheddar cheese. Cover and refrigerate until serving time. Garnish with tomatoes and avocado. Arrange tortilla chips around edge of salad and serve. Yield 4 to 6 servings.

10 Layers
10 layers of me [[..THESE ARE THE 10 LAYERS OF ME..]] LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE Name: kristen Birth date: august 6, 1987 Birth place: new bedford Current Location: gulfport Eye Color: hazel Hair Color: brunette Righty or Lefty: Righty Zodiac Sign: Leo LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE Your heritage: french and english Wut Shoes Did You Wear Today: Flip flops Your weakness: eating what im suppose to Your fears: spiders, and ne kind of bugs Your perfect pizza: chesse Goal you'd like to achieve: get a degree in early childhood LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW: Your most overused phrase: ur funny Your thoughts first waking up: what time is it?? Your best physical feature: ive been told my eyes and smile Your bedtime: when i can fall asleep Your most missed memory: my friends and family in mass LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK: Pepsi or Coke: diet coke McDonald's or Burger King: neither cant eat there ne more Single or group dates: both

11 Layers Of Me
Body: Body: LAYER ONE: Spell your name with animals J-Jaguar E- Emu S- snake S- Spider I- iguana C- cat A- ape LAYER TWO: -- Name: Jess -- Birthday: 11-15-78 -- Nickname: Jester -- Eye Color: Blue -- Hair Color: brown -- Right or Left-handed: left LAYER THREE: -- Shoes you wore today - black sneakers -- Your perfect pizza: its gross, but pepperoni, sausage, onion, mushrooms, chicken, pineapple and extra cheese, and if i am in the mood black olives LAYER FOUR: -- Best holiday: Holloween -- Most missed memory: beeing 18 LAYER FIVE: -- Pepsi or Coke: coke -- McDonald's or Burger King: McD's -- Adidas or Nike: ADIDAS -- Lipton Ice Tea or Hot Chocolate: neither -- Chocolate or Vanilla: Depends LAYER SIX: Do You... -- Curse?:like a fuckin sailor -- Do you sing?:yes -- Want to go to college: Yes -- Get motion sicknesS: No -- Think you're a health freak: Not -- Get along with your parents: Yes -- Play an instrument: No LAYER SEVEN: In the

Layered Chocolate-zabaglione Cream Cakes
Layered Chocolate-Zabaglione Cream Cakes advertisement Prep: 1 hour Bake: 18 minutes Ingredients 1/2 cup unsalted butter 3 ounces bittersweet chocolate 6 eggs 1 cup granulated sugar 2 teaspoons vanilla 1/2 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 cup sifted cake flour White Chocolate Cream Frosting (see recipe below) White Chocolate Zabaglione Sauce (see recipe below) Fresh berries (optional) White and/or bittersweet chocolate curls or shavings (optional) Directions 1. Grease a 15x10x1-inch baking pan. Line bottom with parchment paper or waxed paper; grease paper. Set aside. In a small saucepan combine butter and bittersweet chocolate. Heat and stir over low heat until melted; set aside to cool. Allow eggs to stand at room temperature for 30 minutes. 2. Preheat oven to 350 degree F. In a large mixing bowl, beat eggs slightly. Add sugar, vanilla, and cinnamon; beat with an electric mixer on high speed for 10 minutes. Sift about one-th

Layered Tostada Bake
A quick Mexican-inspired meal that's all-in-one. Ingredients 1 lb. extra lean ground beef 1 medium onion, chopped 1/2 C. taco seasoning mix 8 oz. can tomato sauce 1 16 oz. can nonfat refried beans 1 C. reduced fat Bisquick 1/2 C. cornmeal 1/4 C. skim milk, at room temperature 1 egg white 2 Tbs. olive oil 1 C. nonfat sour cream 1 egg white 2 C. nonfat cheddar cheese, shredded Directions Preheat oven at 375 degrees. Prepare a 12x7x2" baking dish, with cooking spray. Cook and stir beef and onion in a skillet until meat is brown. Stir in seasoning mix, tomato sauce and beans. In a mixing bowl, combine baking mix, cornmeal, milk, egg white, and oil until moistened. Spread in dish. Spoon meat mixture over dough. Mix remaining ingredients; spoon over meat mixture. Bake uncovered 30 minutes. Let stand 10 minutes before cutting. Yield: 6 servings Per serving: 434 Calories; 11g Fat; 34g Protein; 48g Carbohydrate; 52mg Cholesterol; 2228mg Sodium Food Exchanges: 1 1/2 Sta

7 Layer Cookies
Makes 1 batch 1 cup graham cracker crumbs 1 cup shredded coconut 6 oz butterscotch chips 6 oz chocolate chips 1 can sweet condensed milk 1 cup walnuts Melt 1 stick butter in a jelly roll pan. Spread in pan (in layers) - 1 cup of graham cracker crumbs, 1 cup of shredded coconut, 6 oz of butterscotch chips and 6 oz. of chocolate chips. Drizzle one can of sweet condensed milk on top. Add 1 cup of chopped walnuts on top. Bake at 350 degress for 30 minutes. Remove and let cool - then cut into squares.

Layered Dinner
Ingredients * 6 potatoes -- sliced * 1 large onion -- sliced * 2 carrots -- sliced * 1 green pepper -- sliced * 1 zucchini -- sliced * 1 cup corn, frozen or fresh * 1 cup peas, frozen or fresh * ----------Optional Vegetables---------- * mushrooms * broccoli * green beans * ----------Sauce---------- * 2 1/2 cups tomato sauce * 1/4 cup tamari, low-sodium * 1 tsp thyme -- ground * 1 tsp dry mustard * 1 tsp basil * 2 tsp chili powder * 1/2 tsp cinnamon * 1/8 tsp sage * 2 Tbsp parsley flakes Directions 1. Layer vegetables in large casserole in order given. 2. Mix together ingredients for sauce and pour over vegetables. 3. Cook six hours at high or 12 at low

Layered Fruit In Wine Mold
Layered Fruit in Wine Mold 3 envelopes unflavored gelatin 1 bottle white grape juice 1/3 cup sugar 2 cups Reisling or Gewurtztraminer wine 3 T. EACH lemon juice and orange flavored liqueur 2 cups strawberries mint leaves (optional) 1 can (1 lb.) apricot halves, drained 1/2 cup seedless grapes In a sauce pan, sprinkle gelatin over lime juice; let stand for 5 minutes to soften. Add sugar; place over low heat and stir until gelatin and sugar dissolve. Meanwhile, in a large bowl mix together wine, lemon juice, and liqueur; stir in gelatin mixture. Spoon 1/2 inch gelatin into a 2 quart glass bowl (cover remaining gelatin and let stand at room temperature.) Arrange about 1 cup of the strawberries in a ring in the bowl and garnish with mint on this layer and succeeding layers. Refrigerate until gelled. Repeat process with a layer of grapes and another layer of strawberries and a ring of apricots, using up all the gelatin. Cover and chill until firmly set. Photo:

7 Layer Bars
7 Layer Bars 1/2 cup butter 1 1/2 cups graham cracker crumbs 1 cup semi-sweet chocolate chips 1 cup butterscotch chips 1 cup chopped walnuts 1 (14 oz) can sweetened condensed milk 1 1/2 cups shredded coconut Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Place butter in 13x9 pan and melt in oven. Swirl to coat bottom and sides with butter. Spread crumbs evenly over bottom of pan. Layer chocolate chips, butterscotch chips, and nuts over crumbs. Pour condensed milk over nuts. Sprinkle coconut over condensed milk. Bake until edges turn golden brown, about 25 minutes. Let cool.

Layers
(I stole this from kins.) layer one.Spell your name with bands/artists R- Rev Theory O- Oasis B- Bush Y- Yellowcard N- Notorious B.I.G. layer two.- name: I just spelled it out up there.- birth date: May 4, 1981- nicknames: Roro, angel- current location: my desk- eye color: Brown- hair color: Brown- righty or lefty: I'm right-handed- best friend[s]: Cyndi, Jay & Scottlayer three.- the shoes you wore today: Just slip on shoes to run outside- your perfect pizza: Extra cheese, pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives, red onion- the last time you cried: Saturdaylayer four.- your best physical feature: Boobs and lips - most missed memory: Having no responsibilitylayer five.- pepsi or coke: pepsi- mcdonald's or burger king: Subway or Arby's- adidas or nike: Nike- lipton ice tea or nestea: Real sweet tea- chocolate or vanilla: chocolate- cappuccino or coffee: Hot chocolatelayer six.- curse: Fuck- do you sing: With the radio- take a shower everyday: Yes- do you think

Layers
I stole this from Porch....I'm bored, give me a break layer one.Spell your name with bands/artists S- Sting T - Tantric A - AC/DC C - Charlie Daniels I - INXS E - Eagles layer two.- name: Stacie- birth date: June 14- nicknames: Just one, and only one person can call me that: Excuses- current location: in a chair- eye color: Hazel- hair color: brown- righty or lefty: Righty- best friend[s]: I have a few...layer three.- the shoes you wore today: my work shoes- your perfect pizza: cheese, pepperoni, onions, peppers..well everything but sausage and olives- the last time you cried: A few days ago, but it was good.layer four.- your best physical feature: I'm gonna say my eyes - most missed memory: I have no cluelayer five.- pepsi or coke: Coke- mcdonald's or burger king: Burger King- adidas or nike: Does it matter?- lipton ice tea or nestea: Whatever- chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla- cappuccino or coffee: Coffeelayer six.- curse: sometimes- do you sing: Sometimes- take a showe

Layers
layer one:Spell your name with bands/artistsS - Snow PatrolT - The Tragically HipE - EelsV - Van HalenE - Electric Light Orchestralayer two:- name: Steve, duh!- birth date: 24 May. Gemini- nicknames: Spike, Spiker, Hey you!- current location: The Great White North- eye color: Kaleidescope - mostly blue- hair color: Brown- righty or lefty: Righty - best friend[s]: all over the worldlayer three:- the shoes you wore today: My favourite chukka boots- your perfect pizza: roasted vegetables and pesto- the last time you cried: Tuesday, but it was dark so no one noticed.layer four:- your best physical feature: left ear- most missed memory: it's missing so how can I remember? WTF?layer five:- pepsi or coke: no thanks.- mcdonald's or burger king: no thanks.- adidas or nike: adidas- lipton ice tea or nestea: proper tea, brewed in a pot.- chocolate or vanilla: meh- cappuccino or coffee: proper tea, brewed in a pot.layer six:- curse: bollocks!- do you sing: yes, lots.- take a shower everyday: yep

[layers- Le Stolen]
layer one. Spell your name with bands/artists Y- Yeah Yeah Yeahs O- Offspring U- unwritten law W- White Stripes I- Incubus S- Santana H- Helmet layer two. - name: Youwish.- birth date: 1/20/85- nicknames: Roadkill, Chief, Ace, ***- current location: my desk- eye color: Obsidian- hair color: dull copper- righty or lefty: 60/40 ambidexterous. Right dominant- best friend[s]: Brandon, Chris and my brother layer three. - the shoes you wore today: Black Chuck Taylors. Lotops Fuck yeah.- your perfect pizza: Tutte Carne deep dish from Via's Pizzeria.- the last time you cried: uuuuuh... my brother's wedding? layer four. - your best physical feature: My shoulders and my jaw - most missed memory: My doggies. layer five. - pepsi or coke: Coke- mcdonald's or burger king: Neither if I can avoid it, but I loathe BK- adidas or nike: ... chuck taylor?- lipton ice tea or nestea: Loose ceylon- chocolate or vanilla: vanilla- cappuccino or coffee: cappucino layer six.

Layered Fruit Salad
Layered Fruit Salad(Good served alone or with macaroons or crispy oatmeal cookies, wafers or pound cake and coffee or dessert wine, as desired.) 1 lb Grapes 1 16-oz Can Sliced Peaches 2 Oranges (Juice from 2 Oranges or 1/2 Cup Frozen Orange Juice) 2 Bananas 1 Pint Fresh Raspberries 3 Kiwis 2– 4 Tablespoons Powder Sugar, optional Rinse grapes. Cut in half and remove any seeds if necessary. Place in bottom of a glass serving bowl. Peel and slice bananas. Place over grapes. Drain peaches well. Cut into smaller pieces. Distribute on top of bananas. Carefully rinse raspberries. Sprinkle on top of peaches. Peel oranges. Remove the white skin. Section and cut into smaller pieces. Place on top of raspberries. Peel and slice kiwis. Garnish salad. Pour orange juice over top of salad and sprinkle with powdered sugar, if used. Keep salad refrigerated until ready to serve.

Laying Off Sarah Or Jack
Laying Off Sarah or Jack Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed. Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off. So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." And Sarah says, "Can you jack off? I have a headache!"

Laying Your Flag To Rest 1
growing i thought it was cool shit to hold a gun and post waiting for stupid mafuccas to roll up on the set and talk shit.....it became hell almost died multiple times you know..... now look i move out here i join a set hoping it could go a different way but i couldnt change a thing..... I left it behind i wear blue till the day i die.....but i know longer rep da C.....I love ya'll out there but i have to do what i have to do for my life and thats how it is and should be..... death drugs sex money betrayel..... thats not what i want anymore.....im straight Cuz... no longer me so right now i throw my last! C's up B's down! 6 poppin 5 droppin people stompin!..... love ya'll, much love to my Cuz, Fam, young C's all over do you aight nuttin else! peaCe!....

Laying Your Flag To Rest Part 2
The idea of leaving isnt an easy one its all ive known and what has raised me into who i am today.....if it wasnt for the streets i wouldnt have the incite and all the knowledge i do today to be the good person i am.....The color blue.....I love it so much its like we are inseperable and it will never leave my heart.... the color red i cant bear to see myself wear even now... its do difficult i see red and it reminds me of dying friends.....i struggle not to go back to it..... I love you all and i need support with this...... please help....

Laying Your Flag To Rest 3.....
The Blue flag what did it mean to me? Bangin my C's, poppin dem 3', droppin dem B's flashin dem G's, tired of hearin the word freeze I dropped to my knees I told the game bitch please I sit here in tears With many fears That those who were once my boys will switch Why am i the bitch? You see i no longer have a reason to be down My old Clic 5-50 doin it for them i wont drown My strife, wont take over i put down my flag gun and knife, and take my final step into a successful life!

Laying It On The Line.......
So this is how fucked up my life is... Was married and w/my first husband 17 yrs,,, Divorced in 2000 (He was shot and killed in sept......) We have a daughter....Miranda. Stupid me.......gets married again,,, Paul.... Divorcing......don't know what i was thinking... OOOOOOOO yeah I believe in love and romance..... Yet I will never it see it happened...... So ppl........Please don't play me......im not as naive as you may think I am.....Getting stronger and standing on my own... Dont ask to cam or anything else........won't happen..... Dont ask anything sexual....wont answer... If you have NO respect for me as a HUMAN BEING......Then get out of my life.... Now its time to start living ........

Laying Here Close To Death!!!! Not Really, But Ya Know!!!
Friends, it is official! I have the flu and I wish it would fly. I am sicker than hell, and needing some encouragement. Reply to this blog and tell me what your favorite color is and your idea of the perfect date. Come on ya'll. Help a girl pass the time of being puney and icky!!!!

Laying It On The Line
Okay.......so still single.......coming up on my 28th birthday.........so that in itself sucks............but..............I dont have to deal with my ex any more..........(just so we are all on the same page.......I could break my leg in three different places and that would still be better than having to deal with my ex.......so anything that is depressing in my life.....I just think of that fact........and it perks me up!) so.....no dealing with the ex.........and I am having some ideas on how to get the job I want........and the guy I want..............actually a couple of guys............well...........I am not greedy but a smart girl always has a backup plan!! And my good friends are expecting there first child!!! I am so excited....they go for the utlrasound tommorow........(be a girl-be a girl-be a girl!!!!) and so I am looking forward to that..............okay........thats pretty much my life right now except for my darling daughter age 3 and she is mouthy and sarcastic and ..

Layin It Down
This morning i got laid off, im fuckin crushed. Ive only been at this place for a month now, a brand new booming pub. With alot of sexual innuendos in the kitchen, ya see, im a chef by trade (along with others skills)..and the only woman in the kitchen. Now im not saying this is biast or prejudice but alot of it is based on one mans decision..*sigh*. My sous chef is an arrogant bastard who only tones down his tude for the sake of the hot (ex moxies) waitresses, and takes every oppotunity i swear to bend over and show off that lovely hairy crack of his..Man, if i smoked the shit that would turn me off ..*just say no to crack*. I liked working there, mainly for the reason that this was a new start for me, i have lost a number of jobs due to others and NO im not laying blame elsewhre, obviously i have something to do with it. but i dont know what yet. Im at the end of my rope..on the verge of being evicted and i can barely see this screen for the amount of tears i cant hold back becaus

Laying On Saturday
Looking at the wall 8 people are online I love all my friends Do they know who I am? One is my CT mommy One wants a baby One wants cock but not me by myself One is not ready to tell me everything One is with a guy who has 4 kids and 2 failed marriage One thinks her best assest is her ass One is in Florida and calls his girlfriend less than I call her One enjoys fucking with my mind and guys 14 years younger than her One believes he is a brother but he uses material and anger to overshadow his insecurites One is in his room right now wondering why they are all too busy I sit alone in my room ~Timmy~

Lay It Down
I so long to hold you, to tast your lips so sweet, to feel the love inside you, something that we can keep, to find a way to show you, there can be a love thats real, you carry inside you all the pain you feel, I can never change the past, but I can make it heal, and show you a love, you will see and feel, a love that grows each passing day, nothing can ever take away, Just Lay It Down, together we can find a way... Aerosmith - Lay It DownMusic Code provided by Song2Play.Com

Lay In The Snow
Today I lay for you in snow, Yesterday in freezing rain. To see your look of pleasure I’d do it once again. This bond we share binds stronger Than any man-made cord. My discomfort is your pleasure. Your smile is my reward. Today I lay for you in snow. Tomorrow I may walk thru fire. The love I’ve sought for all my life Is found in your desire.

Laying On Its Frame Come Look!!!!!
Well i got the pictures up of my trucks front end laying on it's front crossmember or "layin frame" no baggs yet cause we broke a strut and had to order a new one today but hopefully by Monday or so!!! Go take a look the front bumper is sitting just 3 inches off the ground and we had to flatten the factory tires to get it that low ... so i am still woundering how the guys are going to fit the 20's under there. well go take a look at the pics they are in my Baby's folder LOL!!!

Laying Here
LAYING HERE Layin here thinkin about you While my heart is beating for you wondering if your heart is beatin for me Knowing it does makes me even more in love with you As my eyes close all i can see is you holding me so close tightly Then i whisper ever so softly in you ear i love you baby You hold me even more closer Then i fall sleep safetly knowin ur there in my heart

Laying Flowers
What's the point in laying flowers? If they just blow away, Have you ever stopped for a moment? Just to watch them sway. And where do they go to? Aside from the memory in your mind, Wondrous, you look to heaven, Did they really leave you behind? And all of the pretty colors, Do they match your broken heart? Like the imprinted blue and purple bruises, That have hurt you from the start. And like the tiny petals, So fragile and light, Just like you they shatter, As you bear your constant fight. Beautiful like your memories, You've caught over the years, They survive by rain water, But it kills you to shed tears. And just like everything, They only last a little while, And they wither along with you, As you try to find your smile. And the stem in the middle, Is so tender and shows care, And just for a moment, You think that their still there. And like that single second, It all seemed to be OK, You waken from your splendor, As you watch the last

Laying Tiles........
lol I was workin on fixing my dang computer yesterday and since it was soooo slowwwwwwww at scans, it took all night! So, while I was doin all that schtuff, I decided to get started on laying the tiles in the dining room...... not a lot left but I need a helper, any volunteers? LOL! lol I know it won't get done today, no way I'm gonna be able to even budge this desk! lol. So, maybe today I'll get around to replacing some light bulbs n schtuff. lol. But if anybody wants to help, come on over! lol. ok just bored and rambling, again. . Have a good one! Hugz.......Rose

Laying It On The Line!!
I wasn't sure where to put this particular blog, but finally decided it is an aspect of energy and this knowledge is so very necessary!! This blog is being generated due to a mumm that surfaced this afternoon: Girls: Meaningless sex?? I did give the short response, but I feel this needs a much longer treatment. So here goes! First, a general bit of information! We are ALL OF US energetically connected, right here, right now. The baseline connection appears to be pretty mild, but a connection it is! I found this out the usual way, I stumbled across it and then experimented, lmao! I commented once to my best friend Stacey that I felt I was bloody connected to everyone. She was horrified and said I shouldn't even speak that into existence, lol. Well, it made me think! I started sending out energetic "feelers", just to see if there was a connection, with everyone. Lo, and Behold!!! There was always just that mild twitch at my energy sensing system. I was connected to all - a mild co

Laying Alone In A Bed Of Memories
it comes and goes. i find myself drifting off.lifes been a blur recently.tossing turning,basically trying to break myslef down.thinking of the fucked up shit that has happened...fucked up shit i have done in my life.then i exhale...my eyes close...and the nightmares start.i wake up alone and cold...sweating...nervous...shit sometimes im screaming or crying. it hurts. my thoughts arent the same..they are scatter brained. sleeping pills arent working.if i do sleep i wake up tired. go damn this noise in my head. i feel strung out, and theres no reason to be. i used to be able to say fuck it and move on.why cant i now?

Laying Here
Laying Here He lays in bed tossing and turning only to see that love is gone. A numbing tingling feeling falls upond him like it never has before; tears streaming down his face as he lays in a bed once shared with love, missing the tender moments that he and love shared as he lays there in bed in tears. Poem By: Charles L. Nelson

Lay It All On Me
Come on down crooked man Step on up broken man Its okay to cry troubled man Just ease your worried mind and rest awhile Do you remember when it started You had a dream Now you never talk about it Your fame & riches were everything No matter what the cost Now you wish you hadnt blown it Well lay it all on me Lay it all on me Come on down crooked man Step on up broken man Its okay to cry troubled man Just ease your worried mind and rest awhile I came to see how you were doing Its been awhile Lookin back over your shoulder You were restless and you were wild Always running away Once was young now is older Lay it all on me, lay it all on me Come on down crooked man Step on up broken man Its okay to cry troubled man Just ease your worried mind and rest a while

Laying Low....very Low Indeed
I sit here drinking my coffee in silence... my brain is busy chewing on things I could control if I chose to.. but because I am stubborn I won't. My yahoo is off...and will remain off for a bit.. many apologies to those of you I cherish enough to have close enough to me to access me thru it. I am in a weird emotional place...it sucks...and I don't mind admitting I am sitting here wallowing in my own self pity. I will bounce back as surely as I will never quite be 5'3" tall haha...sadly my dream of having long slender legs will never come to fruition. My shoutbox is open and will remain open...I may not answer..either because I am not in the mood to be social or because I am not here. I won't apologize for this. I love my friends...and I shall list them if necessary, though it isn't.. they do know who they are LOL. I started changing my page, small subtle changes.. but change is inevitable. I just rearranged my room as well...so it is a huge upheaval not only i

Laying There In The Cold Water..
laying there in the cold water.. my back on the cold tile, my arms over my head with my legs pulled up to my chest. my face turned to the left as the tears flow down beside me.. the feel of loose and emptey ness takes over.. my white skin open.. nothing to cover my pain..my moving with the water filling up around me.. me trying so hard not to take break any more.. an the fight is so hard.. my eyes are red now.. an i dont even know where i am an if i do i dont care.. memories of this year consume my mind.. so many losts and pain.. i feel as if i cant find my place any more.. i dont want to move.. i want to stay here. before gotten.. in this water.. i hear the sounds of a piano playing. soft hard notes.. notes of sadness.. da da da da da da da the water is coming up over my arm.. i watch it flow over my skin.. an i being to cry more.. wishing some one would truely be there to stop this.. im drowning in

Laying The Bomb
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph.' Ralph was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad,' replied Ralph the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don 't tell me you've never laid an egg before?' 'N ever,' said Ralph. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable se

Laying On The Line
First off, I love you my angel. To everyone that reads this, I hope you take this to heart. On December 10th of this year, I met someone. We met online, and we began to talk. Every blog I have posted so far has something to do with this woman. I know that some people think that I am foolish or that I am too young for these feelings. To all of you out there that say that... go fuck yourselves. Period. To all of her friends that have stood by her, no matter what, I want you to know how thankful I am that there are people like you out there. I have all ready put my feelings out for anyone to see, and she knows how I feel about her as well. And I want he, and the rest of the FuBaR world to know it too. To all of you haters out there, grow up. Get a clue and stop whining and bitching about other people's bussiness. If you aren't a part of it, don't try to become a part of it by being an obnoxious, childish, little ASS! Leave her alone and go do whatever it is you do somewhere else. No

Laying Out
Today was almost perfect, still a little cold to jump in the pool. Laying out in the sun in my bikini was nice. The hot tub is always great, especially when I've partied to much and fallen on a gym floor busting my ass for 12 feet up, I guess. That bruise covers the slashed for a single tail whip, so I guess its a good thing. Anyone have anything interesting happening this week? Luv u Tara

Lay It To Rest
lay it to sleep bury it deep this feeling of sorrow lay it to rest protect those from me my wake deadly my wrath vengeneful my hate out of my control instinct over runs me lashing out at all before me lay it to rest my pain my hatred bury it deep give me new meaning thus ending my reign of death and destruction lay it to rest my sight of reb the blood over my eyes seeing your fate lay me to rest cut out that which feeds me life give me new meaning give me peace give me serenity give me calmness lay me to rest give me death

Laying Here
Laying Here How do I put it in words? All that lives deep within How can I touch you over the miles? Feel the softness of your skin How can my heart reach yours? My hands long to trace your curves How can you feel my love tonight? To give you the love You deserve How do I kiss lips so far away ? Speak softly to My Heart How do I get you to listen? Longing for our life too start How can I handle the empty space? Here in this bed vision unclear How can I handle you next to him? So many thoughts flooding just Laying Here

Laying There.....july 2002
July 2002 Laying there. When he took you from me I wanted to go with you They say everyone goes But why you? Why so young? If he can take you away from me, I can take myself, Take myself away from this demented life, Take myself away from all the bullshit in life, Take myself away from all this that which is a lie, And be with you again, So I lay here, With my arms to my side, Watching the brilliant color and shades of red, As it dances around my sides, Flowing free like how I am about to be, But will u be there waiting for me? Its too late now, I feel the coldness through my body, As I lay here shivering, Its too late.......... by: Malissa M. Watkins

Laying Here
I've been laying here in bed tossing and turning..Simply can't sleep.. thinking.. Just wondering why am I not dating material... Am I destined to be just a friend with people.. their buddy, their pal, or what I can not stand the most is.. "Just one of the guys"..I HATE THAT SAYING with a passion.. Am I too strange, too dorky, not feminine enough..are my jokes too hardcore... Am I too blunt.. Am I too direct... Am I too odd... It's gotta be something.. If someone knows....please tell me... Thank you for reading my ramblings.. Anyways, have an amazing Tuesday!

Laying Here Awake
do you hear me mom, in the room right beside yours. the only thing that separates us is dad and the wooden doors. he touches me mama, don't you even care? that he's in my room so late, and not in there? he penetrates me, he holds me down, and yet you still do not come in.but I have gotten used to it,tomorrow it will happen again. I grit my teeth and try not to cry. I do not want to appear weak in his eyes. moma I'm lying here now, he's gone back to you. how can you not know of the things he will do? why don't you help, why don't you stop him. I'll just get used to it moma, cuz tomorrow it will just happen again.

Laying Eggs-read This Shit Its Funny!
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Ralph..' Ralph was stunned.. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!' St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back, and that is as a chicken.' Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground. A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?' 'Not bad, replied Ralph the hen, but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!' 'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before? ' 'Never,' said Ralph. 'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.' Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable sec

Laying In Bed Watching Tv...trying To Fall Asleep
so im watching this program called "when women kill"...and this psychiatrist points out one of the most chilling and unfortunately true things ive ever heard: "the problem with dating a married person is it's a lose-lose outcome regardless of how it turns out. if the person does decide to leave their wife, theyve already demonstrated their capacity to leave a wife, so how comfortable and trusting can you feel in that relationship, moving forward with that person?" *sigh*

Laying Down My Soul
Infection turning, these cells to black. Red disguises, the horrific attack. Tracks, footprints, left behind. Indented in the system, the mind. Not equipped for war, it's an easy win. No armor at all, blood is to thin. Weak, struggling, laying down my soul. No existence at all, an empty hole.

Layla Marie
my daughter finally came in to this world her wieght was 5lb 7onces she is 19 in long and here birthday is july 18 she was born at 10:47 am and shes the most beautiful baby in the world i know every parent says that but i think she is

Laylia Leaves
the widow closes her eyes as black as twilight its self and with a subtle smiling grace rebirths haunting memories black and white photographic thoughts resurrection of a life once lost slipping through all the incansistancies into the cold steel eventide one is not able to whiteness thy grace and i am but nocturnal sinue extending beyond sight and salvation the phoenix risen will burn thy hands laylia i am lost and taken by the night that covers me lately ive seen your ghost slowly in your essence ebony leaves believe that im the fire waiting for an autumn wind to rise i am not afraid to die are you afraid of being alive....

Lay Me Down
Lay me down to die, Let my last tears drift from my eyes. Let the wind blow through my hair, For I will no longer care. Place me gently upon the cold earth. Let the morning dew wet my body through. Let the earths moisture seep inside me. And return me to its grey brown hue. Place my ashen face to the west, Looking to places where I have been. Where Ive felt a sun kissed smile on me, And my mind can fade at peace with that final scene Leave me as silent as the wind, Blowing high in the atmosphere. Dont make a sound, My memories of my lovers voice are all I want to hear. Let me lay there on the ground, Let me absorb my final fate. Let me leave this world alone. If he cant be my final Date. KinkyScreams 2006©

Lay Me Down
Baby I heard your voice coming from horizon telling me ;- Lay me down on your queen sized bed As candles light the room A bottle of wine on ice for two With flowers around in bloom Caress me gently with a rose Using it as your touch Slowly trailing along my skin As petals fall soft in a bunch Feeling your breath as you blow them away And the smell of your cologne Heightens my senses just knowing it's you I lightly sigh a moan The sound of music soft and low Entices me to move Wanting to feel your lips on mine I focus my eyes on you

Lay Me
Sometimes we all 'get in the mood' for love. **************** Whisper words all long to hear, swear that I’m beautiful dear. Focus on me. Am I clear? Baby, lay me down. Make love seem never-ending, never cease the beginning. Kisses are the first inning. Love me pure, profound. My pose is so revealing of the way I am feeling. My pulse quickens, so yielding, touch me … up and down. Ev’ry moan, ev’ry murmur leads to passionate quivers … ache just for you. I shiver sincerely ecstasy bound. We unite internally, one being infinity. True love is our destiny … soar heavenly bound. Angels hear shrieks of delight from us both all through the night … being with you feels so right. Pumped, you nail me down … hammering. I’m pliable, flexible, reliable with love undeniable. Baby you … lay me down.

Lay Me Down
There's a lot of ways of sayin' what I want to say to you, There's songs and poems and promises and dreams that might be true. But I wont talk of stary skies or moonlight on the ground, I'll come right out and tell you, I'd just love to lay you down. Lay ya down and softly whisper pretty love words in your ear. Lay ya down and tell you all the things a woman loves to hear. I'll let you know how much it means just havin' you around. Oh darlin' how I'd love to lay you down. There's so many ways your sweet love made this house into a home. You've got a way of doin' little things that turn me on. Like standin' in the kitchen in your faded cotton gown, With your hair all up in curlers I'd still love to lay ya down. Lay ya down and softly whisper pretty love words in your ear. Lay ya down and tell you all the things a woman loves to hear. I'll let you know how much it means just havin' you around. Oh darlin' how I'd love to lay you down. When a whole lot of Decembers

Lay Me Down To Sleep
Lay Me Down to Sleep I never meant to hurt you Is all you that you could say Then you just turned around And just slowly walked away Hearing you say good-bye Brought pain beyond compare Thinking you’re not coming back Is a pain I just can’t bare The tears just keep falling No matter what I do With each lonely tear drop I can only think of you What could I have said or done To have kept you here with me This empty space you have left Is killing me slowly Now I lay me down to sleep A broken heart is what I keep On tear stained pillows Is where my lonely mind goes My tears fall without an end My broken heart just won’t mend The loss of you cuts so deep As I lay me down to sleep I lose a little more of you With every tear I cry As each tear drop falls down A small piece of my heart dies Without you here next to me The nights seem to never end I pray that with the sunrise You’ll be here when I awaken

The Layoff
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They were both extremely good employees - always willing to work overtime and chip in where needed. Mr. Smith was looking over his books one day and decided that he wasn't making enough money to warrant two employees and he would have to lay one off. But both Sarah and Jack were such good workers he was having trouble finding a fair way to do it. He decided that he would watch them work and the first one to take a break would be the one he would lay off. So, he sat in his office and watched them work. Suddenly, Sarah gets a terrible headache and needs to take an aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to the water cooler to get something to wash it down with. Mr. Smith follows her to the water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Sarah, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off." And Sarah says, "Can you just jack off? I have a headache!"

Layout
I'm trying to find a christmas layout for my page... any idea where to find one? I tried tweakyourpage.com and I can't get the santa one to work on my page.....anyone know how to get one to actually work on here? I've searched the skins here, but can't find a christmas one... HELP!!

Layouts
So here I sit, holding my cranky 3 month old in one arm & trying to code with the other. I just wanted to take a minute to share my frustrations lol. I tried viewing the page source to define css classes to customize.. let's just say it didn't go very well ;) Oh well- I always did like a good design challenge..

Layout Complete!
So I finished it. It's done. It's Holiday themed, and I FREAKING LOVE IT!! I spent 2 days working on it and I am extremely excited about it. So I'm doing a happy dance. wanna check it out? http://www.myspace.com/ladytesa yeah I know, OMG myspace...but in all honesty all I use it for is to practice my graphic design and my css that's all it's really good for.

The Lay Of Sigrdrifa
The Lay of Sigrdrifa (W H Auden P B Taylor Translation.) Sigurd rode up to Hindfell and headed south towards Frankland. On the mountain he saw a bright light like a fire burning and shining towards Asgardhr. But when he arrived he found a shield-wall and over it a banner. Sigurd went to the shield-wall and saw a man in full armour lying asleep. He took the helmet from his head whereupon he saw that it was a woman. The byrnie was stuck fast as if it had grown into her flesh. With his sword Grani he slit the byrnie through from the neck down and through both sleeves, and removed it from her. She awoke, sat up and said: Who has slit my byrnie and from sleep roused me, Who has broken the spell that bound me so long? Sigmund's son, Sigurd, who lately Killed the Raven's Carrion Tree. Long have I slept, long was I sleeping, Long are the miseries of men: Odhinn chose to charm me to sleep When he spoke a spell over me. Sigurd sat down and asked her her name.

Layouts For Fubar
I don't know how many of you out there know how to set up these layouts, but if you have any problems and/or looking for new ideas check out my girl, Liquiddreamscape. She is an incredible 'artist'. She'll be posting new layouts on skem9.com, soon. For those of you that don't know what skem9.com is, its a must see for any and all layouts. Enjoy! and... ~Cheers~

Lay Of The Last Minstrel Canto V. Stanza 13. Sir Walter Scott
True love's the gift which God has given To man alone beneath the heaven: It is not fantasy's hot fire, Whose wishes soon as granted fly; It liveth not in fierce desire, With dead desire it doth not die; It is the secret sympathy, The silver link, the silken tie, Which heart to heart and mind to mind In body and in soul can bind.

La =you Should Know!!
If Hurricane Katrina causing the levees to break in New Orleans is the only thing you know about Louisiana, here are a few more interesting facts about the Bayou State : *Louisiana has the tallest state capitol building in the nation at 450 feet * The Louisiana Superdome in New Orleans is the largest enclosed stadium in the world. * The Lake Pontchartrain Causeway is the longest over-water bridge in the world at 23.87 miles. * Louisiana's 6.5 million acres of wetlands are the greatest wetland area in America. * The oldest city in the Louisiana Purchase Territory is Natchitoches, Louisiana founded in 1714. * The first bottler of Coca-Cola, Joseph Biedenharn, lived in Monroe, Louisiana and was one of the founders of Delta Air Lines, initially called Delta Air Service. * Delta Airlines got its start in Monroe, Louisiana when Parish Agent, C.E. Woolman, decided to try dusting the Boll Weevil that was destroying the cotton crops in the Mississippi River Delta

Layout...
Hi! This is my first blog for Fubar. In my blogs I am going to express my feelings, and what is on my mind (hince " On My Mind" blog title). Currently on my mind is my heart. I am a female, what else do we think about other than our heart. My love just broke up with me about a month ago and I am still hurting from that. My family is going through some hard times, so I am being the support of the family. Umm... Um... Uh... Sorry ADD kick in lol. I am starting to realize what I want out of my life, which isnt very much. I guess all I want to be when I grow up is happy. Currently the economy sucks, no one can really survive, and this is causing families to fall apart (just like mine), I guess these are the times in which you need to look up towards God and get down on your knees as pray for help. I currently have no job, I am living with my dad, and I have no life. Now, come talk to me before Mike broke up with me and I had a job, car, my own place, a life, and happiness. Dont you find it

Lay-off Letter From An Excellent Boss!
Seems fair to me...... A Lay-off letter from an excellent boss!Dear Employees: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go. So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lot and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.. They voted for change...... I gave it to them.I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.. THE BOSS -- If you want to be Dumb, You Got To Be

Lay To Rest
TODAY THEY LAYED MY LIL COUSIN TO REST. THE SERVICE WAS BEAUTIFUL. HE WAS SO INTO SUPERMAN. THEY HAD 50 BALLOON'S THAT THEY LET GO. THE SUPERMAN BALLLON WENT THE HIGHEST. IT WAS LIKE GOD PULLED IT TO HEAVEN FOR MISAEL TO KEEP. HE IS LAYED TO REST IN RIVERSIDE CEMETERY. WE PUT ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL FLOWERS. THERE WHERE PEOPLE THAT SANG AND PREACHED AND TELL ALL OF US THAT MISAEL WAS DOING HIS PART IN LIFE. THINGS WENT GOOD TODAY.

Lay There And Hate Me - Ben Harper And Relentless.
Lay there and hate me Lay there and burn One side to the other You toss and turn Never trust a woman, never trust a woman Who loves the blues Mistake number one, I made it three times a day We'd best talk over how there is nothing left to say I feel like an underpaid concubine Who has overstayed her welcome You gave me an eight-page letter front and back Written in your favorite colors, blood and black Choose your words as careful as you'd choose your own gravestone You lay there and hate me, better than being alone Had to fight your way in, you got to fight your way out Ain't no fool like the fool you love So let me hear you shout Shake down, break down Just can't sit still You cut off your hair and sold it For your pretty little pill I've learned some things about myself I wish I didn't know You gave me an eight-page letter from front and back Written in your favorite colors, blood and black You choose your words as careful as you'd choose your own gravestone You lay there and hate m

Lay Through To 2014. "were Very Pleased
EDMONTON -- It was an emotional return for Jerome Messam. There were plenty of handshakes and welcome-back hugs all around as the six-foot-four, 248-pound tailback returned to the Edmonton Eskimos on Thursday after being released Saturday by the NFLs Miami Dolphins. Messam had 10 days following his release from Miami to sign with another team south of the border but opted to return early to the CFL club. The leagues top Canadian last season signed a new deal on Saturday that will see him play through to 2014. "Were very pleased to reach a contract extension with Jerome through the 2014 season," Eskimo General Manager Eric Tillman said. "Hes happy to be back in green and gold, and Im sure our fans will welcome Jerome with great enthusiasm." Messam took to the practice field Thursday and declared hes ready to resume his pro career in Canada. "I want to play Monday," said Messam Thursday, referring to the Eskimos next game in Calgary. "I feel like Im ready, physically ready. "My body fee

Lay With Me
lay beside me and stroke my hair gently until I drift into a peaceful slumber softly brush your lips upon my neck so that my dreams are deep and true and filled only with you whisper in my ears the angels creed of love that my innermost parts are flamed by the intense passions of the gods waken me...oh waken me and fill me with the divine love glorified above let my body tremble and quake, hear my moans of weakened state as my body shouts out in exploding orgasms.. calling out your name and grasping you ...holding so tight with all my might as we succumb again gently to this story and reality of love

Laywer Update Not Good
looks like my past finally catch up to meso today i got a hold of my lawyer turns out she called me yesterday but i did not have any notice and i hardly check my voice mail i really need to start doing that more oftenanywaysas i said i use to be a very violent person when i was younger i did alot of things i was not to pround of starting with animal crueltyarsonistrobberybeating the shit out of a lot of people family friends and so onbreaking into people house'smind you iam not the same person i was once beforebut yeah i got told all that lovely things this morningso my lawyer is going to get another lawyer on the case she said i dont want to take it to trail and iam sure my ex said something about this i hope she did not i mean i mean i deserve alot of shit but i dont deserve to be locked up no fucking 5 years of self defensive i told her what are my chances and to talk to me as a person not a lawyerso she said we are going to make a deal not to take it to traili rather die then spend

Lay Your World On Me
OZZY OSBOURNE LYRICS "Lay Your World On Me" I know you think you're all alone I haven't been there when you've needed me I didn't deserve the love you gave But now I'm telling you I'm here if you need a friend Give me your pain Give me your anger Let me be your rock I can be the pillar of strength that you need I'll help you keep it all together It's better late than never Lay your world on me I can take the weight Don't let it twist you up inside Time never fails to make the heartache stop You've got to let those feelings go I'll give you everything I can if you say the word Give me your pain Give me your anger Let me be your rock I can be the pillar of strength that you need I'll help you keep it all together It's better late than never Lay your world on me I can take the weight We all laugh and we all cry We all hurt the same inside We all fall down and we lose faith in who we really are But if we bend instead of break The choice for us is to

Layzie Bone On The Wanker Show Tonight At 7pm!
Porn Valley — With their 5th Annual Listeners’ Choice Awards [LCAs] only three days away, KSEXradio.com will meet their featured entertainer on the airwaves Wednesday night to pre-promote his upcoming performance. Wankus and Sunny Lane welcome Grammy Award winning Hip Hop star, Layzie Bone of the group Bone Thugs-N-Harmony to this episode of their weekly show beginning at 7:00pm (Pacific). Bone will be joined by other special guests that include national comedian, Adam Hunter, adult stars Cassandra Cruz, Cage Fighter and Male Performer Dick Delaware as well as ‘Body Double’ hottie, Shelley Michelle, who will debut her latest musical contribution, “Jane Blonde.” Also with his porn pick of the week, well known porn review expert, Roger T. Pipe from RogReviews.com will be on the show as well. “It’s already a hectic week as we’re getting ready for our big party at Paladino’s Club [www.PaladinosClub.com] this coming Saturday night,” Wankus claimed. “But this is gonna be a full house o

Lazer E Serviços Voluntários No Internet World-wide: As Esperanças E Os Benefícios Na Cherry Tap, Plataforma Para A Vida Da Noite Do Virtualización E
Lazer e serviços voluntários no Internet world-wide: as esperanças e os benefícios na Cherry Tap, plataforma para a vida da noite do virtualización e lazeres. Provavelmente você nos faltou, muito, porque nós lhe temos desaparecidos você, durante a última semana. O ano atual, seu revestimento, e o espírito do christmas foram apressados com paixão, em cada, em muitos lugares do mundo. Que está indo sobre? Neste lado da linha do telefone, da aparência de um canto novo para o intercâmbio e da vida noturna, além das beiras, do intolerante e das pressões da criativa e labor, rotinas. A Cherry Tap - um dos primeiros clubes nocturnal, ou as publicações eletrônicas, por Internet são, um lugar customized, não para adolescentes e adultos, mas para um hearing de todas as idades, se se decidir pôr sua imaginação sobre a aprovaçã0, na arte para fazer os friendships, ocorrendo a oportunidade, em muitos casos, para que denominasses o poeta e o M. D. Mena "ruptura" à nostalgia, ou do

Laze And Topology Tattoos - Making Careful You Beak From Awing Art
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Laze And Performer Tattoos - Making Sure You Output From Awful Art
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Laze And Principal Tattoos - Making Certain You Output From Awesome Art
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Lazing On A Sunny Afternoooon...
In the summertime. 3 scrambled eggs. 15 slices of tomato. 6,045 grains of pepper. 7,001 flecks of salt. 1 terrible show blazing on the cathode ray tube.(CRT) 5 needles. 2 pins. 1 empty stomach. 0 fair maiden(s). Who can explain it?

Laziness
Laziness is the key to success. Here are the rules of being lazy: 1. Never do anything. If you wait around long enough, someone else will do it. 2. Don't move. Moving is overrated. 3. Never run. Running is the worst thing you can do. I had to run once.. big mistake. 4. If something is not in your reach, you don't need it. Before you get up to get something across the room next time, think. Do you really want to get up and walk all the way there and all the way back to get it? Yeah, I know. I felt stupid for moving all those times. 5. Don't have an opinion. Opinions are thoughts, and thoughts are work. 6. Don't work. Working is for suckers. Be a CEO if you can, they never do anything. 7. If you have to move, fuss about it. Make it well known that you're pissed off because you have to move. Sigh a lot. Drag your feet and arch your back at 60 degrees (bad posture helps you to conform to the shapes of couches when you sit down, and it makes you look tired).

Laziness
"LAZINESS SAYING" 01. Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after. 02. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the momebt. 03. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done. 04. A conclusion is simply the place where you get tired of thinking. 05. Never put off tim tomorrow what you can avoid all together. 06. Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese. 07. Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets to live. 08. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. 09. If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a fool. 10. "I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them." 11. The best oart about procrastination is that you are never bored because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing. 12. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. 13. A wat

Laziness!!!
There is nothing that irritates me more than someone who is lazy. If something needs to be done. Do it. Take the initiative to get off your lazy fat ass and just do what needs to be done. How hard is that? I'm finding out that each day I am at school the more I've come to realize I'm surrounded by a bunch of fat lazy ass woman! No wonder all they do is sit around and complain about how their men do nothing for them and their kids are hellions. It's because of the fine example they are setting with their unwillingness to look out for anyone besides numero uno! I got done early today so I cleaned up my shit. I sat there for awhile, took notes on our current studies and basically looked around to see no one do anything. Meanwhile, the instructors are harping on everyone to clean up and get their shit together and they're all talking... Last week I got up and cleaned the whole fucking room while everyone bitched about their meager existence but not today! I sat th

Lazily Tagged By Poetic
Instructions...... Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose at least 5 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to leave a comment that says, "You're it!" on their profile and ask them to read your blog. You can't tag the person who tagged you. 1. I ate an earthworm for $10 at age 12. 2. My first concert was Prince - Purple Rain Tour 3. My Aunt calls me Toilet Paper, because my initials are T.P. 4. I have never smoked Marijuana. 5. At 9years old 70% of my face was burned from opening a pressure cooker. 6. In 5th grade I sold Zinc tablets to two guys lookin to buy speed. 7. I admire Musicians most of all 8. I love Bulls eye BBQ sauce in my Velveta Shells and Cheese. 9. I have a tattoo that only one person (besides myself) knows the meaning of 10. I have had a gun pulled on me 3 times in my life, so far

Lazy Ass Pregnant People
ok listen before I even get started don't read the rest of this if you are sensitive to shit!!!! FOR ALL OF YOU LAZY ASS PREGNANT WOMEN OUT THERE THAT CONSTANTLY BITCH ABOUT HOW BAD THERE ANKLES ARE SWOLLEN AND HOW MUCH THERE FEET HURT. OK IT IS ONE THING IF YOU ARE HAVING COMPLICATION AND I GIVE PROPS TO THE WOMEN THAT CARRY TO TERM WITH COMPLICATIONS AND SURVIVE!!!! BUT FOR THE REST OF OU WOMEN YOU LAY ON YOUR ASS AND BITCH LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THE HELL I WENT THROUGH WHILE 7-81/2 MONTHS PREGNANT, I WENT THROUGH MY LAST 8 1/2 MONTHS OF COLLEGE AND THAT INCLUDES GOING THROUGH CLINICALS. AND TRUST ME THAT WAS NOT EASY ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE PUKING EVERY MORNING AND THROUGH OUT THE DAY. AND BEING 8 1/2 MONTHS PREGNANT AND DOING THREE MASSAGES A DAY DOES TAKE IT OUT OF YOU! SO TO ALL OF YOU LAZY ASS WOMEN WHO DO NOTHING BUT BITCH ABOUT IT GET THE FUCK OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING!!! GO FOR A WALK OR SOMETHING CUZ THE MORE ACTIVE YOU ARE THE MORE LIKELY YOUR ANKLES AND FEET WON'T B

Lazy Sunday
It is just a lazy Sunday my mind always races So much I want to say wrapped in your embrace Wishing and hoping for a sign from the special love of my life Waiting for the day when you are mine the day you call me your wife Just another lazy Sunday laying here one girl, one boy As we begin to tickle and play bringing us more joy Emotions are so deep together in wonderful bliss All I can do is weep with each passionate kiss As we snuggle under the covers and hold each other tight The scent of our love still hovers as we lay here till the morning light Making a toast for us to be just wanting us to stay Together forever my love and me what a way to spend a Sunday

Lazy
I am a single mother of two. Same father we once where madly in love & happily married but well that being said. I am now single working 40 hours & starting college tomorrow evening. A friend of mine recently left her husband. She left her 28 hour a week job as a waitress to tend bar 8 hours a week at a little dive. No reason more than other than being a bartender sounds better than Im a waitress. She has a 5 yo daughter, and has applied for every type of financial aid under the sun. She is now recieving food stamps, Husky for both her & her child, financial assistance & applying for section 8. I dont see how she could live with herself being just so god damned lazy. We are supporting her & her daughter while she refuses to get a fulltime job or at least educate herself to get a better job. I am the only one who finds this wrong? I think that she is making single mothers look bad. She has a new boyfriend even though she just filed for divorce on November 17th. And is planning on

Lazy Harry
Harry was lazy, and although he had nothing else to do but drive his goat daily to pasture, he nevertheless groaned when he went home after his day's work was done. It is indeed a heavy burden, said he, and a wearisome employment to drive a goat into the field this way year after year, till late into the autumn. If one could but lie down and sleep, but no, one must have one's eyes open lest the goat hurts the young trees, or squeezes itself through the hedge into a garden, or runs away altogether. How can one have any rest, or enjoy one's life. He seated himself, collected his thoughts, and considered how he could set his shoulders free from this burden. For a long time all thinking was to no purpose, but suddenly it was as if scales fell from his eyes. I know what I will do, he cried, I will marry fat Trina who has also a goat, and can take mine out with hers, and then I shall have no more need to trouble myself. So Harry got up, set his weary legs in motion, and went right across the

Lazy Saturday.....
Its kinda odd not having anything to do after working 6 days a week 11 hrs a day. Dont get me wrong i'm enjoying it, just feel weird not working. Well i promised my nieces and nephews i'd cookout fer them. Gonna make up some bbq chicken, pork chops and tater logs too. Its such a beautiful day, it would be a shame to spend alot of it inside.I love this time of year, think i got spring fever lol. feeling extra frisky lol.

Lazy People
Are you sick of lazy ass people! I am, it seems as if everyone is so worried about themself they cant help someone out. I see people everyday sitting on their ass and when someone asks for help they say. " oh I am sorry I am busy" What the fuck were you doing on my space at work then you lazy ass muther fucker? (cherry tap is ok..LOL) Save that shit for home people. If we all gave just a ounce of help we would have gallons of extra time. I know I just rambled on but what the fuck.....I feel better

Lazy Blog
1. Is sex best in the morning, afternoon, or night? When I’m awake. I get annoyed if I miss it. 2. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Left. 3. Pork, Beef, or Chicken? All three, preferably at once 4. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? No. 5. What leg do you put in pants first when pulling them up? Right 6. Candles or Incense? Candles 7. Do you dance when no one is watching? Yes 8. Did you play doctor when you were little? Yes, but I got struck off. 9. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? No, but I have frequently taken money off for clothes 10. Stove top cooking or microwave? Both. 11. Would you rather your car or your house be dirty? Car, because I don’t have to live in it. 12. Shower or bath? Shower. 13. Do you pee in the shower What? Sorry, can’t hear you! 14. Mexican or Chinese food? Both, preferably at the same time. 15. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Passive aggr

Lazyness
it seems to me that if your going to be here accepting fans and friends and points that the least one can do is return the favor ,after all isn't this suppose to be about showing the love? I have noticed some that are so selfish that they would rather add more for you to rate on their profile then to take the few minutes it takes to rate others .I think they are a little to self centered and greedy .Besides ya get points both ways so whats the difference .If your not willing to show the love (ie rating points) then why even add or fan ?

Lazy Sunday Afternoon
So we are lying on the beach on a lazy Sunday afternoon....you are lying on your stomach and I am slowly rubbing lotion on your back....massaging your shoulders...down your long, legs ...arms.....lower back....more lotion and now my hands move down your thighs... calves.....you look up and see me lying there. so you move up and lie next to me ...the sun is warm and sensuous on our bodies....the waves roll up and gently pound the beach....You stroke My cheek and reach over and kiss me softly...I open My eyes and smile...you are so incredibly sexy...I could look at you forever...we lie there for awhile...enjoying the sound of the ocean...enjoying each others company...How about a swim?. I stand and pull you up as we walk hand in hand to the water...I pull you into the surf with me...the wave's crash against our warm bodies. cool and refreshing as we make our way to deeper water....we make our way past the breakers and float on the gentle rolls...I disappear under the water and surface

Lazy Day Crock Pot Brunch
Ingredients: * 8 slices bacon * 28 oz pkg frozen shredded hash browns, thawed * 2 teaspoons EACH salt and pepper, or to taste * 1/2 green bell pepper, chopped * 1/2 red bell pepper, chopped * 1/2 cup onion, diced * 2 cups ham, cut into cubes * 2 cups shredded cheddar cheese * 12 eggs * 1/2 teaspoon Dijon-style mustard * 2 cups heavy whipping cream Pam Method Cook bacon, drain grease and set aside. Spray inside of crock pot generously with Pam. Press potatoes on bottom and 1-inch up the sides to form a crust. Season with half of the salt and pepper. Crumble bacon over potatoes. Sprinkle green and red peppers, onions, ham and cheese over potatoes. In a large bowl whisk the eggs, remaining salt and pepper, mustard and cream. Pour over potato mixture. Cover and cook on low for 6 hours or until eggs are set. Notes: This is easy and great tasting for a brunch or a morning when you have overnight guests. Number of servi

Lazy People
OK...so I take half a day on Friday so that I can get out of town early and take that long drive to Houston. When I get back to work this morning, no one has done anything, but rearrange my computer settings. I don't know when the paper ran out, but the copier was completely empty. All three drawers. Can anyone do anything in this office???? NO!!!!!!!! This is not the way I like to start my mornings. I HATE MY CO-WORKER!!!!!!!!!!

.lazy.days.
*yawn* yannow...the whole so n so wants you to take a lookit some shit you dun care about is starting to grate on my nerves just a little bit. if i wanted to see it...*gasp* i'd go look on my own time table. i dun need a reminder...mom so anyway. ive discovered or rather re-discovered books are much more entertaining than the internet...heh. i stayed in bed almost all day today. it was fabulous. i needed the rest. im still tired...lol kidlets are outside playin with the hose moms is takin a nap im watchin csi with half an eye...or whatever and the silence is awesome now i just wanna drink. maybe some pizza. O.o i have both! go me! kthnxbi

Lazy Day
Lazy Day Hi this happened when I was 17 , so bare with me .... It was Saturday and thank God I didn’t have school , so I got to lay about a few extra hours . I got up and showered and dressed , went out to the kitchen where my parents left a note saying they’d be out till late, There was money left for a Pizza and to pay Charles our landscaper . I was happy they didn’t drag me with them . My father is a Lawyer and my mother owns her own Boutique so we live in the well off community ...as they so kindly put it . I go to a private school and we don’t have minority’s there , Nor are they in out neighborhood. Other than the people we hire not that we are racist .....But then I guess its a way of racism just without the stigmata . Anyhow , the day goes slow and I’m watching tv when the doorbell rings. I answer it and its Charles he’s a black man probably 40 or so and sort of out of shape . He asks to use the bathroom and I show him where it is . I walk back into the living room and he c

Lazy Fubar
Hrmmmmm I know this a free site and it can be kinda fun but I got to say these people suck. Apparently you cant have multiple people sign in and make an account if they live in the same house hold and you send invites to there email. All my points were wiped out and they say the system tag it as fraud and they cant be restored. Bullshit but anyway. Guess it is back to pushing Myspace and other chat sites. Kisses

Lazy Afternoons
Lazy Afternoons Fingertips on fire I spent the afternoon with you Philosophical words flying You kissed my neck Our lips met yet again You made me laugh We accomplished nothing major Yet opened new dorrs Beautiful Topaz eyes Smiling down at me Wrapping me in your arms Telling me stories of you Time ended too quickly Commitments we both had Fingertips still on fire Your lips lingered against my head Looking forward to Another Lazy Afternoon Kelli C

Lazy Sunday Morning
A cool breeze floats through the open window on this early March morning, and with it come the glorious sounds of birds, the neighbor's dog and the distant laughter of a child. Sundays are infinitely slower when we play hooky and lie in bed together. The wind lifts the window curtain, and your fingers brush the hair from my cheek with a feather-like touch. I slowly drift into consciousness and realize that as I lie here with my eyes still closed, you've been watching me sleep. A smile teases the corner of my mouth, and you catch me. Pulling me close to you in one strong arm. Your skin next to mine is warm and ineffable. The chemistry between us seeps through our pores and we come together like gravity and a falling star, unable to defy the laws of attraction---unwilling to do so if we could. I feel your warmth permeating my skin, your chest against my shoulders, your arm around my waist. The muscles in your thighs tense agreeably against the backs of mine, and I luxuriate in the cam

Lazy
Thoughts run wild so much to do Yet my body is listless not following through Nervous energy flows in my veins Yet where is the physical forces am I going insane? I do not like to live in this clutter Yet all I can do is sit here an utter Utter contempt for the state things are in My mind fighting my body and the body does win This day at least is another victory won This day there hasn’t been anything done I have wasted my day in front of this screen And even this screen, my friends, isn’t clean! Ha!

A Lazy Day
A Lazy Day The wind softly whispers through the trees a soothing melody of serenity Lying on my back on the grass I watch the clouds dance merrily by I start to see images appear in the passing clouds There is one that looks like a knight in battle could he be defending his true love or the king he has swore allegiance to and look there is one of a child picking a flower could it be for her mother these many more dance by My mind wonders through these images creating a story like those of my youth where fairies and kings and dragons and other wild things rule the earth The serenity calms my stressed out mind but all to soon my wondering thoughts are invaded by the soft pat of a passing rain drop bringing my reverie to and end I want to stay but soon the pitter patting of the rain becomes a downpour soaking me to the skin washing also those wondrous images from the clouds only to have them dance into my mind until another day of stresses in life push them deeply into the back of m

Lazy Days On Sunday
First person under ' J' on your cell phone? Jimbeaux What's the most interesting thing that happened to you today? Free Beer If your best friend liked your ex, what would you do? Run Hows your ex doing? I think he hooked up with a trailer trash blond ho, who is like 16 If someone hit you, what would you do? Shoot Do you know anyone whose name starts with a Z? No Who was the last person to smoke a cigarette in your presence? Myself If your ex came up to you and apologized for something they did wrong, what would you say? Fuck Off When is the last time you touched drumsticks? Like Never Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? yes Have you ever flirted with a friends crush? Yes Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Bobby What are you listening to? TV What are you excited about? Summertime, parties, cock Seven days from now will you be in a relationship? Not Likely Last movie you watched? W

Lazy Days Of Summer
well, nothing new around here to report. We are just being lazy...lazy...lazy!!! After our vacation we went and picked up my best friend's 3 kids and they stayed 3 days with us. Since she helped me so much while I was doing chemo I wanted to help her out and give her a break. The kids all got along well, all 5 of them. (14,11,5,5,2) Call me crazy!! I should begin radiation at the end of the month. I have an appointment on the 28th to go over options and the plans for my next step in beating this beast called cancer. The radiation won't make me sick...I'll just be run down and have no energy. Going back and forth 50 miles everyday 5 days a week for 5 weeks.....yep...gonna be tired. Tired and BROKE~!!! (gas prices...we won't go there...eeekkk) But I have to fight and win for my kids and hubby...they aren't getting rid of me this soon!!!!!! I know I have lots of friends on here cheering me on and rooting for me~!! Thanks so much for your encouragement and support through thi

Lazy Sunday Mimosa
Lazy Sunday Mimosa (Pat and Gina Neely) Ingredients 1/2 cup pink sanding sugar 1 (750-ml) bottle brut Champagne 4 tablespoons pineapple juice 4 tablespoons blood orange juice 2 tablespoons orange liqueur (recommended: Grand Marnier) Directions Dip the rims of the champagne flutes in water. Dip again in the sanding sugar. Divide Champagne between 2 glasses. Add half of both juices to each glass and top with orange liqueur.

Lazy Sunday
Leaning his head back on the sheets he closes his eyes and enjoys the sensations of her tongue, warm and wet lapping at his asshole like a kitten. He loves Sunday mornings.It's become quite the tradition, waking to find His girl smiling wickedly beside Him, her fingers tickling across His chest waiting for permission to explore further. He never makes her wait long, usually only long enough to have a deep minty fresh good morning kiss with her before pulling the sheet aside and letting her start. She attacks this so called task with unrestrained passion, He remembers when it was first set, more to test her than anything, her reaction had been a mixture of uncertainty and disgust. Now, smiling to Himself as He feels her crawling over Him, He thinks perhaps she enjoys it almost as much as He does.She doesn't tarry too long, making her way quickly with licks and kisses down His torso to nuzzle her face into the wiry hair above her Masters cock. With a long lick she slips His rapidly harde

Lazy Morning~
The thin beam of light peeking through the space between the drapes and shining right on her eyes woke her. Turning her head to block out the sunlight she caught a glimpse of the clock on the table beside the big bed. Blinking....she sat up and looked again.......10:40a.m.......she’d nearly slept the day away. Taking a deep breath she slid out from the warmth of the covers. Bare feet sinking into the carpet, she moved across the room.....sliding the satin robe over her naked body as she walked. On the kitchen table was the expected list of chores for the day. Glancing over the page she smiled at how little there was to do. As she passed through the living room, she pressed “play” on the stereo and turned the music up loud. Humming along, she walked back through the bedroom and to the adjoining bathroom. With so little to be done she certainly had time for a nice bath. Turning the water on full, she moved to the small vanity and selected a small jar of bath salts...inh

Lazy
I'm lazy. I want to tell all of my friends that I really do appreciate them all. I know I don't leave comments, rate, or do much of anything to you all, but seeing you online and leaving comments on MuMMs and blogs makes me smile. I'm not really sure why that does, but maybe it's because you all still keep me on your list, lol. Anyway, I love you all!!!

Lazy Men
I have a question? First of all I understand that we are in a recession and jobs are scarce right now, but when you are on unemployment why is it that you're online everyday playing fantasy island and not out looking for a job? Can I just say this. That little midget guy isn't going to find you a job. Why do men have to be so lazy? Are you that addicted to the net? if so did you ever try being a phone sex operator? LMFAO!

Lazy Fucker
This is an actual text conversation between myself and my son tonight: Him: You never forwarded me Toxicity Me: You seriously just texted me from your bedroom? Him: Yeah I'm lazy Mumm within a blog - should I beat the shit out of him or just take his phone?

Lazy Ass
So I had given my ex until Tuesday night to get his shit and his mom's stuff out of the old apartment. Did he? No... I went back there later on in the day to see what he moved out. It didn't look like he did much at all...It's even more of a mess. It looks like he just took all his electronics and furnature out and that's it. He told me that he'd probably come back later in the night to pick up the rest or by early afternoon tomorrow. I told him I needed that stuff out as soon as possiable cause I need to clean that place. I can't believe how much he has left. I can't even clean one room. I had my old bedroom all cleaned up and he threw shit in there. Ugh..grrr I just want to strangle that man. If he doesn't get all that stuff out after tomorrow..that only leaves me Friday to clean, since Thursday is thanksgiving and I'm helping my dad cook since mom will be working most of the day, then I'm going over to Kari's to help her. I won't have time to clean Saturday and Sunday cause I'll b

Lazy.....
Im going rely on my friends uber level of geekdom verses sereaching google and youtube, although if none of you have an answer then I'll have to resort to sereach engines and endless vids to find what i seek,.... Recently at work I was compared to a subhuman on Star trek(TNG i think) Aparently this creature was abducted and she had the keen ablity to discern a mans deepest desires, what mnakes him tick, as a way to morph into what is needed to make him feel singular in her universe, thus she may preseude him into allowing her to concor all..... what i need from u geeks is the speices name or the what a creature of this vertue would be called. *proof reads and hopes all this makes senes*

The Lazy Blogger's Is Back
Yes, forgive me people for I have sinned, it's been 6 days since my last blog and I am guilty of being lazy. Am not a Catholic but that sounded like I might get three hail crazies and a how's your father for that bad behaviour. Anyway, where did we leave off? Oh, yes I was in Barcelona and heading to Madrid! Yes- I recall now, the train journey to Madrid was lovely and speedy, they even had air conditioning on the train, I felt spoilt. The shows went really good in Barcelona so I was full of optimism for my Madrid sojourn and the weather was hot! Me and the promoter Stephen checked into our hotel in the bust main street somewhere in Madrid, I don't know exactly where as I was only there for one night. We had a heap of fun, walking in the sun and then we happened upon really grumpy, maudlin, gloomy hookers, who to be honest weren't that hot or hooky and I believe they shared my aversion to stupid men, I realised that if I give up comedy, there will always be a place for me i

Lazy Americans
Take people off of unemployment insurance and make them realize that they actually have to work to provide for their families. Help them get into the labor pool instead of the unemployment lines. If they want to draw unemployment and there is work, farm labor or whatever available and they decline, then decline their claim for unemployment or welfare. Lets help to teach Americans that it is better to work than to stay at home and starve. If we need to better serve this labor pool ,that has no other choice than to work at this level, then let us improve the conditions to what they need. Americans would gladly work at Tyson foods or someplace similar if they could get the jobs away from the illegals. Lets us help the companies to provide transportation to these jobs from Urban areas and then we could also mitigate the damage that is being done to our society by the illegal population.To those who say I am educated and deserve a better job because I have a degree, I say get

The Lazy Lady’s Secret To Keeping The Bathroom Clean
Much unlike many a magazine editor who recommends you buy all sorts of crap that they most likely got for free, your Jezebel staff doesn't get jack shit (other than books, unsolicited). And that's how it should be. But on our own time, in our personal lives, we still buy stuff. So this is Worth It, our recommendation of random things that we've actually spent our own money on. These are the things we buy regularly or really like, things we'd actually tell our friends about. And now we're telling you. When it comes to clothes and paperwork/mail/magazines, I can be pretty sloppy — papers get scattered and stepped on; there's a pile of clothes spilling out of my closet right now. But I cannot tolerate a dirty-looking bathroom. A gunky tub is grody, a dingy sink creeps me out, a dirty toilet is unspeakably disgusting. There were some dark, dark years when I lived in a tiny hovel slum apartment where the shower could never really get clean. But I'm in a new space, with a old-tymey bu

Lbb Entry 1
FATHERS DA...: ur not gonna talk to me nowFATHERS DA...: so whats new with youFATHERS DA...: im not a perve like most the men on here i respect women]FATHERS DA...: im engaged and only wanna chat with u as strictly friendsFATHERS DA...: wtf did i say->FATHERS DA...: byeFATHERS DA...: ur smokin hot hun do you have yahoo or aim cutie->FATHERS DA...: hiFATHERS DA...: hey hun how r u Anyone else amused by this? http://fubar.com/user/2168209

Lbb Entry 7
Since the screenshot showed up so small and i'm lazy... "Hello,my name is Tim.I live in bushnell.I lived in bushnell florida for 13 years. I look like a cross between Tim Mcgraw n stone cold Steve Austin.Im a very sexual man and im a very Maturn intimate and Passionate lover.Yes i have a very high sex drive but im very selective who I make love to.I believe that intimate and passionate lovemakeing goes way beyond just intercourse, it involves alot of sensual massaging n alot of touching n caressing.No Im not an old pervert.Im not out for my own pleasure n I wont make or force you into doing anything that you dont want to do.A pervert is only out to please himself and will force his sick n perverted ways on you.I love making love and yes Im a very sexual man but that dont make me a pervert.Your not a piece of ass or a slab of meat to me.Your a woman with a good heart and a good head on your shoulders who has feelings n thats how i will treat and respect you.Please dont be ofended to

Lbb Entry 12
->Sarz: :)ThatAwesom...: You're startin' to really piss me off, hope you know that. :|Sarz: uhm.. what?ThatAwesom...: chnge your status NOW (*note* my status says ThatAwesomeGuyCalledAdam is my BITCH)-----This is where he blocks me------>ThatAwesom...: xo->ThatAwesom...: xo->ThatAwesom...: xo->ThatAwesom...: xo->ThatAwesom...: xo->ThatAwesom...: xo->ThatAwesom...: xoxoxoxox->ThatAwesom...: i looooooooooooove youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu->ThatAwesom...: no can do pookiebearThatAwesom...: sbing me->ThatAwesom...: stop what pookiebear?ThatAwesom...: seriously stop NOW!!! >,< >.->ThatAwesom...: awww ok pookiebear->ThatAwesom...: whats wrong babyThatAwesom...: shut it i'm not your baby. >.>->ThatAwesom...: awwwwww my poor babyThatAwesom...: ffs jist stop, you're starting to annoy me >.ThatAwesom...: because you love me SO much->ThatAwesom...: me and you->ThatAwesom...: we're going to get marriedThatAwesom...: toughThatAwesom...: knock it off->ThatAwesom...: i want to have your half human half pig pu

Lbb Entry 18
FLORIDAH2o FLORIDAH2o: i dont..->FLORIDAH2o: thought you didn't begFLORIDAH2o: no bling??FLORIDAH2o: wwo a 5 5 drink thns alot. (*note* could he be any more ungrateful?)->FLORIDAH2o: wow i only JUST read the messageFLORIDAH2o: see i cant even get a fucin drink back.lolFLORIDAH2o: well my bday was last sunday so how about 1 for my bday.pleaseFLORIDAH2o: i rate pics buy drinks.FLORIDAH2o: hey its all good.. i dont beg for shit on here..lol->FLORIDAH2o: yeah but people stop giving if you don't give back->FLORIDAH2o: blech...i mean when i don't buy bling for people no one buys me blingFLORIDAH2o: i had 55 last profile..lol 20 in 1 day.lol->FLORIDAH2o: when i don't buy bling of people no one buys me bling->FLORIDAH2o: perhaps no one buys you bling because you don't buy anyone blingFLORIDAH2o: how bouta bling...noone gives me shit.lol->FLORIDAH2o: i sent you a hug to cheer you up->FLORIDAH2o: whats wrong?FLORIDAH2o: no.->FLORIDAH2o: lol you ok?

Lbb Entry 23
USMCTIM54: Normally I accept music as an art but when the first words on your webpage was "Kill the phuckin pigs first" well I am offended as a retired Ky State Trooper who was about to ask you for your link one vote wont matter to you but at least I got to speak my piece **He blocked me right after he shouted me saying this For the record the lyrics to my profile song: (chorus) Mutilate the beat. Verse 1--My character traits, I consider attractive, hate, bitterness, proactive with blades, grittiness, transform, activate. Like a general, official, hit you with an enemy missile, my extended pistol is beneficial to the issue. I'm hot tempered, the red dot's centered, leave you shot and dismembered, you blood clot, you got dented. Spiritual healing, satanic, walking on ceilings, warped appeal, cold like a corpse with no feelings. Gang territorial, squeeze a banger at ya in a state of euphoria, leave you bleeding like Fangoria. Skeezing Eva Longoria, Slaughter ya, get gorier than

Lbb Entry 27
Downrater: Viewed him to rate and fan him before accepting his friend request. In the time it took for me to rate the person ahead of him I recieved these shouts as well as being blocked and downrated by him: Profile Link: http://www.fubar.com/user/2847605 I have a 1 finger salute with your name on it :)

Lbb Entry 30
Yesterday morning I recieved a shout from this guy (around 9am) saying he wanted to lick my p***y. I told him no. So this morning he hits me up in my shoutbox again at around 9am and says (as well as my response..be sure to read from the bottom up!):

Lbb Entry #31
So silly little me is completely fed up with guys loosely using the terms sexy and baby. You do not know me so do not refer to me as such when first attempting to talk to me. So this morning i changed my status to say "calling me sexy, baby, or asking to see my nsfw is like asking to get blocked" Shortly after this douchebag pops into my shoutbox (read from the bottom up on the first image): Right before the "tryen" to be nice line he blocks me and continues to shout me. Few things for yah Myke #1 don't be mad because you don't and will not ever have access to my nsfw, #2 no need to be butthurt because I wouldn't flirt with yah the times you tried yesterday, #3 GET A FUCKING SALUTE, #4 It's funny how it's ok for you to call me a slut, whore, "ungreatful bitch", and a cunt yet when I'm not nice to YOU..it's not ok and you block me...that makes YOU the bitch not me :), and last but not least #5 LEARN HOW TO SPELL! Note to all you men: Just because I have a certain type o

1300lb Club..
Aight,Just saying..Finally reached the 1300 LB. club @ the gym after trying for close to 6 months now..Benching over 400 Pounds,Leg Pressin over 800 and maxed out on curling at 175 Lbs...Makin Progress..Stay tuned,Cuz I'll have some new pics up as soon as I can find a beautiful woman to come be my photographer...

250.5 Lbs
Been a rough last few days. Practice have been expecially brutal and then I spent 2 hours at the gym yesturday. So far it has paid off. I will be passing 250 before the weekend. Hopefully if it is another good weekend I'll hit my 10% loss mark of 27 lbs before Monday. Then it's on to the 240 lbs point!

31.5 Lbs
Weighed in tonight...lost 2 more lbs so down to 31.5 lbs gone. the lady I met with today wasn't very good...she is new. Felt bad cause I cried. She said something about my contract was up....said I would have to pay more due's to keep visiting the diet center. I told her if that is the case I don't think I'll continue. Cost me $400 to join the program plus I pay about $100 a week buying the protien drinks I have to take and the herbs I choose to take. She talked to a long term employee I have worked with all along and she said not to worry about it and we will cross that bridge when/if it happens. I was sad and glad to hear that. Sad cause it would be a good reason to quit. Glad because I can't use it as a reason to quite. :0) Bought a book tonight called "When Women Stop Hating Their Bodies". Talks about the emotional well being of woman. I hope it will give me some help. Time will tell. Thanks for reading!

283.1 Lbs
Well I am happy to say I have re-lost the weight I gained back after quitting the "diet center". Back down to as light as I have ever been in my adult life. This time I did it the old fashioned way - diet/exercise. This means since Thanksgiving I've gone from 303 to 283 - 20lbs. Yeah!!!! Most of that was probably water weight but hey - lbs gone are lbs gone!!! Yeah!! Hope I can keep changing my eating habits and keep loosing weight.

50lbs
I need motivation to lose these 50lbs! I seem to have fallen off with my dieting and fitness :( My goal is by my 29th birthday on December 26th..... if anyone has any tips or suggestions on how to stay fit and overcome your cravings please let me know! I would like to start tomorrow morning..... thank you friends.

30 Lbs Gone
Last Tuesday I went in and I hit 30lbs gone! Yeah! I got to sign the 30lbd board and I got a new link for my bracelet - a yellow rose! This weekend has been bad for me regarding my diet. I went to a music festival with my family and I just couldn't resist my mom's baking. She isn't a good cook but she can bake! Now that I am home I need to get back on the wagon. I so wanna loose the weight but yet I wanna have fun. I feel its sad that I think I have to eat to have fun. I need to change this thinking. I bought a guitar this weekend for $50. I hope that I can turn it into a hobby. I bought a self teaching book but I think I am going to have to find a teacher here in town. I know of 2 places I can try so I think I will look into that tomorrow. Plus I need to get it tuned since it sounds aweful. LOL Also I think I would like to learn how to dance. I had a good time dancing with my step-dad but he isn't very good at teaching. Things to think about anyway.....

13 Lbs Gone
13 lbs gone since i've been at my heaviest weight. I haven't seen myself at this new weight in a long while. Pretty happy with myself, even though it's shedding real slow....but it's healthy I suppose. At least it's not fast. The weather should be nicer on my days off....I'm going to head to the pool again, swim some laps again and try to sun bathe again. I know that i lost weight..but I don't even notice it...maybe if I lose more..ill start to notice

10 Lbs In 7 Days!!! Plus 4.5 Inches Off My Chest!!!
Today is day seven on my journey to lose some weight. I weighed myself and measured myself at four points on my body, points that I feel that I carry most of my weight. I'm sharing this with you in hopes that if I tell my friends I won't back down and quit before I get the results I'm looking for... we'll see! Here are my measurements on day 7: Height = 5' 11" Weight = 217LBS Chest = 42" Waist = 41"

14 Lbs In 13 Days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today is day 13 on my journey to lose some weight. I weighed myself and measured myself at four points on my body, points that I feel that I carry most of my weight. I'm sharing this with you in hopes that if I tell my friends I won't back down and quit before I get the results I'm looking for... we'll see! Here are my measurements on day 13: Height = 5' 11" Weight = 213LBS Chest = 41" Waist = 40" Hips = 39"

56 Lbs Lighter
well i am just writting this becasue i am very proud of myslef... it took alot of hard work.. and dedication but i finally did it.. i have lost a tolal of 56.5lbs... i feel so much better.. just 20 more lbs to go and i will have met my goal....

93 Lbs. Of Panties And Bras Uncovered
PULLMAN, Wash. - A man was charged with theft and burglary after police said they found 93 pounds of women's panties, brassieres and other underwear at his home. Investigators believe Garth M. Flaherty, 24, took as many as 1,500 undergarments from apartment complex laundry rooms before he was caught, police Cmdr. Chris Tennant said. A man was seen taking underwear from two laundry rooms Saturday, a witness recorded his license number, and Flaherty was identified from photographs, Tennant said. Police found enough underwear in his bedroom to fill five garbage bags, Tennant said. "He said he had a problem," Tennant said. Flaherty has been jailed on 12 counts of second-degree burglary and one of first-degree theft. Police had previously received 12 reports of underwear thefts in the northeast part of town, where Washington State University is located. "We were kind of concerned about how to match up bras and panties with victims," Tennant said. "Based on the unique

280.8 Lbs - 1 Of 26 Done
Week 1 is done & I'm down a couple more pounds! Yeah! Just gotta keep up the good work!!! :0) I got a new link in my bracelet from my mom since I am down another 5 lbs....I'm at 37 lbs from April 2008. YEAH!!!!!! (Now I just gotta find the bracelet......:()

Lb- The One
The Music: Reflection: This song brings up memories from like '01. I had just broken up w/ a girl who had nothing to do w/ the song lol. I started out liking a friend of hers and it seemed like everything may work out. I did not break up w/ the girl for this friends either just for the record. Me and the friend became close friends and hung out alot w/ my other friends that were hers aswell. But things did not turn out like I thought, she eventually started to ignore me so I just gave up. I got over it pretty easily though. And now the song kind reminds me of something more recent, indeed right? aahahaha. Anyway not a great reflection so sorries and so mofo just rated me a 1 lol

Lc
just a quick goodbye, im sure there is some really COOL people here but I have decided that this sight is just not for me. All my KITTIES know where to find me so I will be there waiting :)~ love ya and peace out! Oh yeah and to you CREEPS out there GET A LIFE seriously, dont flaunt what you dont got and PLZ for Gods sake learn to respect a beautiful person and dont assume because your freaken UGLY, FAT and a LOW LIFE that this sight will help you. To all you other peeps HAVE FUN!

'lc'
Well it's been a few weeks now since i've become a member on this site and i have to say i don't know if it's a great thing for someone that's in a relationship lol....way too much temptation here...so many fcuken HOT MEN on here...it's almost addicting...all the people i've met on here so far have been so friendly and kind and very very generous with the rating's and thank you all so much for your support....LC was down last night and i thought they deleted my acct becuz of some of my adult pic's lol but YAY!! they didn't i'm still here...day off today so i'll be hanging out here in the lounge if u want me and playing online pool...have a good day and again thanx for reading this blog just shows u have interest in me...i'm starting to rate people now which is weird never rated a person from 1-10 before.. but i figure if i'm getting rated i'm gonna rate lol...love some of the skin's on here hope u all don't mind that i've stolen some of your skin's..you know who you are....all i have

Lc
Ok so I'm thinking about leaving this place. About 96% of the people I've met on here that I could talk to just naturally to don't ever want to talk to me or are never around/available to talk to. I know that people get busy and have lives but to never be around for weeks upon weeks on end, that's avoidance pretty much isn't it? The other 4% I talked to non-stop 24/7 have left due to alot of the reasons I'm thinking about leaving. Chances are good if I leave there'll be a big post ready to tear into this place good on everything, because yes I'm one of those quiet types that'll blow up on you when shit hits the fan like it has. Anyway I'm gonna go find something to do. Later.

Lc
Jamie and I found time to be alone yesterday while the kids were at the park. Naughty mommy and daddy. I love posting on LC because I would never say anything like that on myspace. And here on LC my mom doesn't read it! So Jamie joined thr Lost Cherry family too. It will be cool to leave messages for each other. I know I know, we're so sweet we could cause diabetes.We're just two ppl running the rat race, trying to pay the rent and keep ourselves sane in the process. So rate our blogs and we'll return the favor.

Lc
I sit here looking at a world that does not exist through the screen of my computer. Billions of signals pass through the air to bring me to distant lands. Far away faces look back at me with smiles and laughter. I am alive in another form. The me that passes through the net is some one else. I am able to be more open, more honest and more flirtatious. All of this is deep inside me every day I just choose to ignore them. Rejection is always easier when you can turn off your life. So many new faces have brightened my day here on the LC. I may not ever have the connection in real life as I do with a cyber life, but either way I am glad I am here and that I have a life. Even if it is in cyber space.

Lc And My Thoughts
Ok folks this is just my opinion and I probly will get shot down for this but here we go anyhow. In my opinion the LC was made purposally to be interactive so isnt just right that people should interact to a point, even if its just rating a picture or a profile. Some people want to add me to there friends list so I go and grant it but then you never hear from them again, to them I just ment points to me LC is about meeting new people possibly learning about new interests through others. I know people dont always have the time to post things every day I have even had moments when i went for a few days with out any interaction but to never hear anything ever again is a bit much. Then on the other note if you delete someone from your friends list or deny a request all you hear is how terrible you are or you make the latest gripe on the bullitin board. I would really like to hear if this is jut me or if others feel the same or if others have a diffrent opinion about this. Personally in

Lc And All Of Us
Thought I'd ask....Have we lost the fine art of communication, face to face? Do we choose to hide behind a screen name or pictures that may or may not be us? Is this just the new median to meet people and communicate or have we all been jaded and fear of rejection? I prefer face to face conversation. I love to read body language and am quite adept at it. Due to work and family schedules, I am relegated to this median to stay intouch with friends... Just wondering how you'll feel

Lc Blog? How Quaint.
Ah, I knew that at some point a blog would be implimented into this site and as usual my uncontrollable urge to blog has gotten the better of me. This shall make blog #5. It's not that I have much to say about any particular thing, it's merely the fact that I have no control over the urge to own yet another place to carry my thoughts. New people, different rants about the everyday musings of life. I don't even have any clue as what to use this blog for. Perhaps I will use it as a place to post stories and what not. I will forget it within a month, no doubt. I always do. So I'll enjoy this blog while it lasts and go back to my other blog as it contains the most musings of the goings on of this year. This is just for fun.

Lc/ct Members Buggin The Crap Out Of Me!!!!
I really like this site. I was on LC back in the early days and hated it! But I came back earlier this year and loved so here I stay. There is a problem though. Cherry Tap members are some of the whiniest people ever!! STOP WHINING ABOUT EVERYTHING! ~People don't repost my bulletins ~People rate me low ~No one is commenting my pics ~That Fat Sonny retard! ~My friends don't help me level-up Etc. etc, Blah! Blah! Blah! Shut up! All of us have opinions and we should all voice them. But there is a right and wrong way to express what you feel. Just remember: be respectful, don't whine and complain and if you have a problem with something offer a solution in addition to griping. And about the name change to Cherry Tap? I think everyone is right. A heads up to the members would have been nice! But it's done and won't change so go to the administrators tell them how you feel, offer a solution to the issue for next time, then get over it. *Choco steps off his soapbox*

Lc - Ct - Fu
I've been on before, matter of fact I've been known by several names on here. But one thing is for sure, when you all see me, you know who I am. 1) My wife was/has/is on here as well. I'm sure most of you know her, Frogmother. We have a Fu Page on here together. 2) My daughter is on here, so guys don't be idiots. I'm a very laid back cool dude but my daughter is My daughter, Miss Addiction. 3) My niece is on here too, Noel-greeter, so the same as # 2. So be repectful and we'll all get along fine. Now...This is who you may know me as: 1st ever LC-CT "Evil Overlord" Lord Shadoe Knight

Lcd And Plasma Televisions
LCD or liquid crystal display televisions play an essential part in any home entertainment system. Without it, you will not be able to see bright, clear or crisp images to be able to enjoy the show or movie you are watching. What makes these images look great on the screen is that each pixel is produced by a tiny cell which contains a thin layer of liquid crystal. If you look close enough to the screen, these look like rod shaped molecules that bend light in response to an electric current. Such technology has been around for years. This is used in watches and electronic games like your PSP. The only difference is that it is a little more sophisticated. This is what makes LCD’s much better than the CRT’s which have been around for so many years. With an LCD TV, you get better resolution so even small texts in the bottom are easy for you to read. All LCD televisions only have one optimal resolution. This is because if it is lower, the images will look blocky and jagged.

Lc Dont Seem To Get It
lets turn up the heat lc dont seem to be getting the hint get all your frinds to jump in lets fire this site up i know we can do it rip this photo i need atleadst 500 people to use it as the primary photo for the day please

Lc Drama
I AM SO SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THE DRAMA HERE ON LC ITS TO THE POINT THAT ALOT OF MY FREINDS ON MY LIST HAVE QUIT AND I'M FIXN ON QUITTING MY SELF IF THIS BULLSHIT CONTINUES....ANOTHER THING..WHAT HAPPEND TO THE NO TEENY BOPPERS ON THIS SIGHT...I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY COUSIN WHO IS 15 JOINED NOT TO LONG AGO HELLO BABY JESUS BOUNCERS WTF ARE YOU DOING TO STOP THIS I THINK YOU SHOULD START CHECKING AGES OR ATLEAST MAKE SURE PPL PUT THERE DAMN AGE ON HERE UGGGGGGGGG......I GUESS IM VENTING CAUSE I HAVE A MIGRAINE FROM HELL...I'M CONFUSED ABOUT ALOT OF SHIT..MY 4 YR OLD LOST HIS GLASSES, A GOOD FREIND OF MINE WAS KILLED...AND WELL OTHER THINGS THAT CAN'T BE MENTIONED SORRY BUT I HAD TO GET IT OFF MY CHEST

Lc Drama And Stress....
Over the past few weeks, I have been training to get my CDL A so I can start driving and making some serious money. So I haven't been on here much to keep in touch with a lot of you. But I got my CDL and I'll be on the road soon, making that money. But I get back on here, and I've seen a few people have deleted their profiles, and few others that are deleting their profiles in the coming days. Now I know that drama over the internet is just a given when it comes to sites like this, but this is getting ridiculous. I would hate to see anybody leave because of someone else on here. But we're grown folk, so whatever you do is up to you. I just hope that not too many of the people on here take the LC more serious than life itself. You're not gonna please everybody. You're not gonna get everybody's support. And you're not gonna be attractive to everybody on here. But there are a good number of great people on here, and that alone should keep you here and keep you having a great time.

Lcd Televisions
The reason why retailers and manufacturers are selling LCD televisions at cheap prices is competition. There are several major brands around competing soundly for consumer attention – Sony, Sharp, LG, Panasonic, Pioneer and Samsung, to name a few. Within that group alone, there is already stiff competition considering that LCD televisions are big ticket items. Enter new players in the market. Less popular brands such as Bush, Daewoo, Telefunken, Maxent and Vizio are just some of the companies that want a piece of the pie. What this means to the consumer is a good thing. Competition keeps prices stable, allowing some brands to even lower theirs without sacrificing product quality. There are reasons why an LCD television is being sold cheap. Before you buy a cheap LCD television, consider the possible reasons why it's being made available at such a low price. Are you getting it out of a clearance sale? Clearance sales mean that the unit you're buying is going to be phased

Lcd Tv
WELCOME TO DEALSPACE! At dealspace LCD TV deliver outstanding image quality and a range of convenient features to your home, all at great value. Stylish designs, stunning high definition or full high definition picture quality, free view and free view HD-ready digital tuners, and a range of connectivity and convenience features in range of screen sizes ensure that there is a LCD TV that’s perfect for any room, any use and any budget. See what we have to offer and save at DEALSPACE! The stunningly sharp 31.5" LCD screen with a native resolution of 1080p (1920x1080) means that you will always get a crystal clear high definition picture with brilliant colors and detail. The 31.5 Inch screen size makes it perfect for just about anywhere, put it in the bedroom or living room, hang it on a wall near the kitchen, hell why not put one in the garage or the bathroom as well? They are also wall mountable which means you can have that sleek wall hanging LCD TV display almost anywhere you can

Lc Family
Brittany - Britt Saxxy - Saxxy Melissa - Mel Krystal - Krystal Alexis - lexie Mike - t-bo Brandy - Babygirl Kellette Francisco - babyboy Kevin - gmz Chris - iceman Crystal - Cryss Claire - clariem43 Nemoa - Neo Ariel - ari-friekin-el Hietu - Dexy Philipina (RIP) Sheila - Serenity Courtney - Starlette Sarah - Kongy Krystal - harpiegirl™ Christa - theShowgirl Kay - Sketel Boom Bari - b to the k Lexi - lexiynm Anwanur - FMP twisted~sunshine *~ash~* Kim - MYLF Hazel Sammie - lips of an angel Hottsmokin Kinky Vixen- Hunterslady Nica Lauren - Laurenbabe420 Candice Sabby - ninjasabby Ressa - Dollface♥ Angie - Breezy Pooja Rachel - Raindrop Muerte Bella Melissa - Melkins Alex - ♥ Airdnaxlea ♥ Yourillusion Ameila Jo - Ic Baby Ice Jen - sugasuga Mel - Melikins You guys are wonderful and are like my second family. You rock :)

Lc Friends
Here's to all all my LC Friends... i have myspace, tag world, and Lost Cherry. I have met so good friends on all of them... But none compare to my Lost Cherry Friends... Luv ya all... Take care and be safe in all you do...

Lc Friends Are Great Friends...
I am not going to say I am the optimist I can be, but thank you all for your encouragement it meant a lot to me today. I have not had a spirial like this for along time. Bless you all for your help!!! I am fine and will be fine ....You all helped me slam on the breaks and it was not a spirial to the bottom ... Thank you again. Fushia ps And I promise I can see the spiral start and I will not do this very often.... I promise! pps I will not be opening any bulletins that are about abused children, rape or abused wives. I do not mean to insult anyone but too many memories are brought to the surface and I need to distance myself from those topics...thank you and I hope you understand.

Lc Going Crazy!!
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mike's system message in case ya'll dont see it: the site deceided to eat its face while we were at lunch having beer and pasta. should be working again now.... working on what caused the problem rite now. -mike *note the beverage with the pasta lol* ---------------------------------------------------- Come on people, relax! It will be okay I promise! LOL Anyone else notice the major hiccuping the site is doing?? :P Zero online members, no scrolling pics, bullitins all mine; Ah, well just reminder that every site has technical difficulties once in awhile before anyone gets the idea to post and repost complaining bullitins!! Mike does a great job here, along with his support team... Have a great afternoon everyone!

Lc Idiots
Ok, I have been here for almost a week now, and already I am dismayed by the amount of blog and bulletin posts about creepy, perverted, or otherwise just plain pushy men. Grow up guys. Realize that if someone doesn't want to do something, they shouldn't be obligated to do it or even give an explination as to why. IF someone does not want you as a friend...GET OVER IT, you don't know them to begin with so its no big loss. Go out and find someone else who will be your friend. And the big crux: private albums. Men turn into drooling little perverts at the mere possibility of a naked woman (me included), it's a fact of life...however maintain control over yourself. You haven't seen the album, what makes you even think there is nudity in it? Perhaps its photos of her close friends and family she wants to keep anonymous to the millions of random perves out there. Don't beg and don't assume. Your a human being, not a walking sphincter, so why should you act like you are? I have heard too many

Lc Is Kinda Gay
i dont get this lost cherry shit AT ALL!!! i only hve it because something on myspae is always going haywire.... if only myspace wasnt so gay. why does everything on here have to be so confusing its hard to read ant the pages are to busy with a crap load of stuff.... very u organized.

Lc Is Crack
dear Baby J: creator of myspace, judge of happiness, jury of complacement, executioner of hopes and dreams..... you have created a monster. worse than Frankenstein. worse than gremlins. worse than joan rivers. this whole lost cherry creation has gotten out of hand. you just posted a little message saying that this site is not shutting down, which i found to be very unfortunate. i would find nothing better for my sanity to come online one day to find that this website has been shut down, forever being lost in the bowels of internet obscurity. in principle and on paper, the idea for this site is brilliant for getting your product to the masses, such as music and other forms of entertainment. to be easily seen by millions of people day after day is a marketing dream. but that is where the fun ends. thanks to your website I have now entered a realm into which I never wanted to travel. a place closely resembling dante's trip to the 7th circle of hell. thanks to you I have had the delectab

L.c. I Thank You
OK Hi all I am new and just want people to know that I am trying to keep up here as much as possible . This is a WAYY COOL site and I have been around LOL so just a thnx for such a great site L.C. SMILESSSSSSSSSS Twitta

Lộc Nhung Và Kiến Thức Cần Biết
Sừng non khi mới mọc dài 5-10cm, rất mềm.Mặt ngoài phủ đầy lông tơ mầu nâu nhạt, trong chứa rất nhiều mạch máu.Sừng non mềm và sờ mịn như nhung (vì vậy gọi là Lộc nhung).Nhung hươu, lộc nhung, - vị thuốc Thu hái: Chỉ có hươu đực mới có sừng.Hươu giống nuôi từ 2 tuổi trở đi, hươu nai đực bắt đầu có sừng nhưng phải từ 3 tuổi trở đi sừng hoặc nhung mới tốt và mới thu hoạch được .Hàng năm vào cuối mùa hạ, sừng hươu nai cũ sẽ rụng đi và vào mùa xuân năm sau sẽ mọc lại sừng khác.* Có loại hươu nai cho 2 lần nhung 1 n&

Lc On My Last Nerve
ok how gay is it to post a blog then u cant even read it even tho u added this person to ya list and all that bs man im about ready to leave this joint really starting to get on my last nerve enough said so laters peace out if ya want to speak to me yahoo eat_the_crayonz or myspace happybananaz cuz im out of here for a while since like zero people will even read this so peace out!

Lc Photo's Gone Wrong!
I know that at some point, I may catch pure hell for this, so again, I'll make my disclaimer that my obervations are not directed at anyone in particular and are just random things that I see around the LC...so be strongly advised not to come to me and talk shit accusing me of talkin boutcha cause I'm not. Now that I've written my random bitch clause, I can proceed. I am a camera ham without a doubt and I mean for still images, not "cam" so to speak. So when I look at pictures, I notice some things a lot of people overlook.......so here are some of my recommendations ....wheeeee! *ducks* 1. Ladies, if you are going to photograph your "self gratification" do your nails....LOL..lookin pretty tacky there, besides you don't want that chipped nail polish in the hoo hoo. 2. Sexy bed poses are awesome if you clean your room and take shit off of the bed. This goes for both guys and girls. 3. Bra cleavage shots rule the LC, no doubt but ladies, I'd avoid those shots while wear

Lc Photos Gone Wrong
The following editorial did not come out of The Mouthpiece's but The Mouthpiece approves every bit of this blog originally posted by Jaded Stang. READ AND TAKE HEED! Jaded Stang Says: "I know that at some point, I may catch pure hell for this, so again, I'll make my disclaimer that my obervations are not directed at anyone in particular and are just random things that I see around the LC...so be strongly advised not to come to me and talk shit accusing me of talkin boutcha cause I'm not. Now that I've written my random bitch clause, I can proceed. I am a camera ham without a doubt and I mean for still images, not "cam" so to speak. So when I look at pictures, I notice some things a lot of people overlook.......so here are some of my recommendations ....wheeeee! *ducks* 1. Ladies, if you are going to photograph your "self gratification" do your nails....LOL..lookin pretty tacky there, besides you don't want that chipped nail polish in the hoo hoo. 2. Sexy bed poses are awes

Lc's Contact List - And My Issues With It
So, let me see if I understand correctly... You can add someone to your "Fan Of" tab without that person's consent. You can attempt to add someone as a "friend," but for it to happen, the person has to accept your invite. You can add someone to your "family," but first, you must have made a "friends" connection with that person. You can't add someone to your list of fans (which makes sense) - that tab shows who has added you to their "fan of" list. Following along so far? Good. Let's continue... Removing someone from your "friends" tab will automatically remove you from that person's, but it will not automatically break a family or fan connection. An important note, especially for those people who have sexy pictures up with an access level set for Family Only. You can drop someone from your "Fan Of" tab, but that person has to drop you manually if you want that person to disappear from your list of fans. This part bothers me. Unfortunately, I've had to use the bloc

Lc Teenyboppers
I'm getting so sick and tired of finding more underage people in the "new members" section. The youngest i've seen was 14! that's fucking ridiculous. This place shouldn't be for kids. All them youngin's should be hanging out at Myspace, not LC. One of the main reason's i've switched from Myspace to LC (aside from the fact that the site was constantly fucking up) is because i got tired of all the narcs and their censorship. It was too fucking restrictive.

Lc Vs. Myspace
I have been on LC for only a month and most people on here seem to care about your feeling so much more then the people I know on MySpace where I have been for 1 and a half years. You people are so cool and please let's not let this site turn into a MySpace. Chris

L.d.c.
™иosferatu™Eldέ®-£ØЯĐ™Đrãculã™£ØЯĐ £ε§†Ά†™CK2Enf@ fubar †FÕ??áke? ß?t??†~CLUB F.A.R.@ fubarVampyress of Darkened Love~Slave to £ØЯĐ £ε§†Ά†~Creator of L.D.C~Club Far@ fubar TO ALL PAST AND PRESENT LDC FAMILY MEMBERS:THE FAMILY THAT ONCE WAS THE GREATEST FAMILY ON THE NET HAS FALLEN VICTIM TO RULES, CHANGES, AND MY EX; WHO WAS KNOWN AS PAIN. IT IS TIME FOR US TO RISE AGAIN. WE WERE ONCE A GREAT FAMILY OF MANY WE WERE ONCE OVER 300 TO BE EXACT. WE LET THE RULES GO TO FAR AND OTHER THINGS THAT WERE ADDED TO THE FAMILY THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN WAS. NOW IS THE TIME TO RISE BACK UP MY DARK FAMILY AND FRIENDS. WE WILL BE LOOKING FOR 50 MEMBERS TO START THIS FAMILY BACK UP AND GOING GOOD SO IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN OUTCASTED FROM SOCIETY FOR YOUR BELIEFS ON THINGS OR THE WAY YOU DRESS OR ACT OR THE MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO THIS IS THE FAMILY FOR YOU. ALL MY LORDS AND MY LADY'S PLEASE INQUIRE WITHIN. SEND US A MESSAGE IF YOU

Ldc Birthday!!!!! Plz Comment After You Read
An Ownerz birthday is Wednesday. Please go and wish him a Happy Birthday and show him some LDC Family Birthday Love!!! Herlink is below. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! Renegadelvr ~ F.A.R~LDC OWNER`~Married to FORSAKEN BITCH 4 ETERNITY!~@ fubar

Ldc Chain Of Command
** To ALL LDC Members, Founders and Co-Founders !!! ** As of June 9th, 2007 there will be a new Chain of Command put into place within the LDC Family and the Clan Lupin Family. These chains are basically so that nobody goes over anyones head in doing something. How this chain works is simple. You will start with the Number 1 spot if you have a question or a problem. If they arent on, you will go down to the Number 2 spot and so on. This Chain of Command is to be used when dealing with ANY family situations or drama. Use this Chain of Command before posting any bulletins or comments over anything. Clan Lupin is in place to deal with any drama or problems within the family but when dealing with the more serious situations, the Chain of Command needs to be upheld. Should the need arise that a creator steps in on ANY situation, then the decision of that creator over rides any decision previously given. Below you will find the Chain of Command for the LDC Family and below that you will

Ldc Changes Have Been Made And Are In Progress
There has been some changes made to the LDC Family. Check the LDC blog of members to see if you are still in the blog or not. IF NOT than you have been let go of the LDC. If you have any questions concerning your dismissal then plz contact one of the following Creators. These changes are due to inactivity and not following the LDC guidelines.... They are not personal attacks on anyone. For further questions plz contact one of the Creators below... And plz make sure you comment on this blog as well so we know you have read it. Thanks.... DJ™иosferatu™Eldέ®-£ØЯĐ™Đrãculã™£ØЯĐ £ε§†Ά†™CK2Enf@ fubar †FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ†Team Greatness Cpt 4 CLUB FAR@ fubar ~KyttieKat~Vampyress of Darkened Love~Creator of L.D.C~Club Far@ fubar

Ldcf Tree Update Bulletin 1
Updated Family Tree Check the Updated Family Link Above, Search for your name,and if you have since made changes to your display name or display picture then comment the blog with a link to ur page i will get the link and change on the tree in the order that it comes..DO NOT SEND ME PRIVATE MESSAGES WITH YOUR LINKS, THEY WILL NOT BE ADDED and MESSAGE WILL BE DELETED...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED New Feature On The Tree When you see this under a persons pic: Some Words When You see the Bat and what ever words may be under a persons pic that is a direct link (that will open in a new window) to send that particular person a private message..all the links so far have been tested and are in working order If you can do morphs,banners,tags, emblems, or anything else that can assist the family in any way, contact any of the one of three ppl on the top tier of the family tree, with examples of what you can do and they will tell me ;) to make the correction as soon as possible E

L.d.c Family Members Part 1 Of 3
* Lestats Dark Covenant *@ CherryTAPHey to all members of Lestats Dark CovenantFamily, We finally have a page on Cherry Tap,click the link to the left to be directed to thelink, rate it, comment it, and send them a friendrequest (Don't Have to be Family member to sendfriend request!!)If your looking for a family out there thats different than any others then this is the family for you.....This is not just a family its a haven as well.For those of you who have been outcasted by society for being different in ways they don't seem to understand.Let me be the first to tell you I do understand how you feel about that....I'm here to offer you a haven and a family that has grown to be a great one...This family sticks behind its fellow members with upmost honor and respect....This family continues to grow and more and more people that have been outcasts realize how much of a true family this is to them...Please stop by to check us out...If you are this outcast no matter who you are or what mus

L.d.c Family Members Part 2 Of 3
---Creators--- ™Nosferatu™Eld?r-£Ø?Ð™Ðrãculã™£Ø?Ð £E?†?†™-@ CherryTAP †?Rebel Bitch? L.D.C Family Founder~K.O.T. Founder~C.T Wifey to Pain Is My Passion~@ CherryTAP Lost Civeteto~~Queen Witch Founder of Lestats Dark Covenant Family~~~Member of K.O.T~~@ CherryTAP ---Founders--- Рãiñ ‡ѕ м¥ Pā§§iõñ Stained Tears Of Blood~Founder of L.D.C.@ CherryTAP ~?~Lady Jessie~Forbidden Fire of Passion~?~Founder Of LDC~?~@ CherryTAP DemonStorm - Founder & Thanatos of Blood of Lestats Dark Convenant Family@ CherryTAP Kaz^AngeL^ WRR Staff Recruiter/lady cleopatra/Founder Transylvania fire of desire of L.D.C fam.@ CherryTAP ~WolfiePuP~God of Moldovia of Lestats Dark Covenant Family@ CherryTAP Turd Ferguson?Gowain of the Crows Founder of LDC?CT Hubby to ?Darlin?@ CherryTAP ~Txtigerldy41~Demon of Gypsies~LDC Family ~ Founder

L.d.c Family Members Part 3 Of 3
---Creators--- ™Nosferatu™Eld?r-£Ø?Ð™Ðrãculã™£Ø?Ð £E?†?†™-@ CherryTAP †?Rebel Bitch? L.D.C Family Founder~K.O.T. Founder~C.T Wifey to Pain Is My Passion~@ CherryTAP Lost Civeteto~~Queen Witch Founder of Lestats Dark Covenant Family~~~Member of K.O.T~~@ CherryTAP ---Founders--- Рãiñ ‡ѕ м¥ Pā§§iõñ Stained Tears Of Blood~Founder of L.D.C.@ CherryTAP ~?~Lady Jessie~Forbidden Fire of Passion~?~Founder Of LDC~?~@ CherryTAP DemonStorm - Founder & Thanatos of Blood of Lestats Dark Convenant Family@ CherryTAP Kaz^AngeL^ WRR Staff Recruiter/lady cleopatra/Founder Transylvania fire of desire of L.D.C fam.@ CherryTAP ~WolfiePuP~God of Moldovia of Lestats Dark Covenant Family@ CherryTAP Turd Ferguson?Gowain of the Crows Founder of LDC?CT Hubby to ?Darlin?@ CherryTAP ~Txtigerldy41~Demon of Gypsies~LDC Family ~ Founder

Ldc Family Laws
The Laws Law #1: If you leave the family take LDC off of your name and once you leave there is NO coming back. Law #2: From now on anyone that wants to join the family that is in another family will not be able to. If you're already a member of the LDC and are in another family you are fine because this is just being put in place. Law #3: All L.O.A (Leave of Absences) must be approved by a Creator and a Founder. Law #4: If you show inactivity by not reading or reposting the family bulletins and / or blogs for a months time then you will be notified and placed on probation, if it continues then you will be removed. Law #5: All members need to understand we are NOT a comment bombing family. Do not address comment bombing bulletins to the family. If we have time to comment then we will. Law #6: You must make an effort to repost all family bulletins that involve a new member or a family issue because we do not post much and the least you can do is repost them. Law #7:

The L.d.c. Family The Laws (ariel Font )
THE L.D.C. FAMILY The Laws Law #1: If you leave the family take LDC off. Law #2: From now on anyone that tried to join that is in another family will not be able to. If your in a family other than this one now they are fine. Law #3: All L.O.A (Leave of Absense) must be approved by a Creator and a Founder. Law #4: If you show inactivity by not reading or reposting the family bulletins and / or blogs for a months time then you will be notified and placed on probation, if it continues then you will be removed. Law #5: All members need to understand we are NOT a comment bombing family. Don not address comment bombing bulletins to the family. If we have time to comment then we will. Law #6: You must make an effort to repost all family bulletins that invovle a new member or a family issue because we do not post much the least you can do is repost them. Law #7: Anyone that has a problem with someone make sure they come to the Founders, Co-Founders, or Creators.

Ldcf What Does That Stand For??
LCDF HUH,HMMMM,I DONT KNOW,THATS SOME CRAZY INITIALS.LOCK DOOR CUT FART?/DAMN I JUST COULDNT FIGURE OUT THE MEANING,I SAW IT ALL OVER CHERRY TAP BUT I NEVER KNEW WHAT IT WAS.THEN A FRIEND I ALWAYS TALKED TO TOLD ME ABOUT THIS GREAT FAMILY SHE HAD JOINED.IT WAS CALLED LESTATS DARK COVENANT FAMILY. WHOA I SAID,YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GETTING INTO.THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF DEVIL WORSHIPERS. WHAT IS ALL THESE NAMES WITCH QUEEN? REBEL BITCH?WHAT KINDA WOMAN CALLS HERSELF A BITCH?YEAH ,I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A NARROW MINDED ORPHANAGE AD HAD NARROWER THOUGHTS. WELL OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF WEEKS I MET SOME OF HER FRIENDS,COME TO FIND OUT THEY WERE ALL LDCF MEMBERS,WOW I WANNA JOIN THAT I SAID ,I SEE IT ALL OVER.WELL I MUST BE REALLY DUMB .I JOINED LCDF AND I LOVED IT.I MET GREAT PEOPLE AND DID SOME GREAT THINGS WITH MY NEW FRIENDS.EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT . THAT IS UNTIL I WAS TALKING TO MY GOOD FRIEND TELLING HER HOW MUCH I LOVED THE FAMILY AND HOW GLAD I HADNT GOT INVOLVED WITH THAT DAR

Ldc Family
†FÕ??áke? ß?t??†~CLUB F.A.R.@ fubarChita-Owner Of L.D.C >;}P.O.P Militia Member : Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubarCK2Enf™иosferatu™Eldέ®-£ØЯĐ™Đrãculã™£ØЯĐ £ε§†Ά†™@ fubarTO ALL PAST AND PRESENT LDC FAMILY MEMBERS:THE FAMILY THAT ONCE WAS THE GREATEST FAMILY ON THE NET HAS FALLEN VICTIM TO RULES AND CHANGES AND MY EX WHO WAS KNOWN AS PAIN BUT IT IS TIME FOR US TO RISE AGAIN.WE WERE ONCE A GREAT FAMILY OF MANY OVER 300 TO BE EXACT.WE AS MEANING MYSELF INCLUDED LET THE RULES GO TO FAR AND OTHER THINGS THAT WERE ADDED TO THE FAMILY THAT SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN WAS.NOW IS THE TIME TO RISE BACK UP MY DARK FAMILY AND FRIENDS.WE WILL BE LOOKING FOR 50 MEMBERS TO START THIS FAMILY BACK UP AND GOING GOOD SO IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE BEEN OUTCASTED FROM SOCIETY FOR YOUR BELIEFS ON THINGS OR THE WAY YOU DRESS OR ACT OR THE MUSIC YOU LISTEN TO THIS IS THE FAMILY FOR YOU.ALL MY LORDS AND MY LADY'S PLEASE INQUIRE WITHIN TO EITHER ME OR MY AUNT FORSAKEN

L.d.c Family
~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R.Team Captain~ (#1 FAMILY) Team Greatness~Sarge's Bad Girls~Insane Leveler@ fubar?Ironica™?(slygirl)Byte me!!!/~*Omega Bombers*~@ fubar~Tai-San~promoter@BT/Babywolf's Playpen@ fubarXX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~The Virus You Can't Cure~LDC Family~@ fubarWïck?dlyM?j?§†ïc~L.D.C~&~Dark Dream Girlz Club~@ fubar?Zaphara Saebrael? L.D.C Family@ fubarDjRandom~L.D.C~KittensEvilTwin*@ fubar¤ Toxi ¤ Dark Dream Girlz Club ¤ LDC ¤@ fubarSweething~Patience West~Minerva of The Gibbet Crossroad of Lestat's Dark Convenant Family~Member@ fubarREV DJSelene™ UWOwnerHelboysRLW/owned by Serum /Bane&Vampiro'sFW/BldGDamnedLDC/ CatwomanJLMC&AS@ fubar

L.d.c. Family
Posted on my page i have the owners and co owners of a cool family. A family that accepts you for you. A family that will help you no matter what the problem is. I have only been a member for a few days but i was made to feel welcome by them in a matter of minutes. Thank you Lord Lestat and all of those in the L.D.C. Family.

Ldc Family
hey all i just wanted you to know i have some pic's for you all to rip if you wish to make tag's out of.there in the folder that says pic's to rip and make as tag's please feel free to do so..... blessed be love you all Lady Snuggles

Ldc Family Guidelines
****IN COMING MEMBERS****** In order to earn the ldc letters you MUST first fan, rate and add all exsisting members, and include " ldc family" in your friends request, Only then will one be issued the LDC letters ****ALL MEMBERS****** 1. MUST HAVE LDC IN THEIR NAMES 2. F.A.R ALL MEMBERS 3. REPOST BULLETINS 4. CONTACT A CREATOR OR OWNER SHOULD THEY DECIDE TO LEAVE. 5. In order to maintain an active family and to insure that everyone is included...It is MANDATORY that each member MUST sign every blog as they read them as proof that they have read them. Also, this way there wont be any new members who feel excluded and ignored.. 6. MUST repost each bulletin posted by the LDC Family 7. There will be 3 members picked each week and posted in a blog. You will have to show them family love by either commenting their pages, giving a drink, rating a pic, or something plus you will have to comment the blog each week stating you have d

Ldc Family Love For The Week Of 9-3-08 To 9-10-08
Please show each of these members love this week……Chita-Owner Of L.D.C >;}P.O.P Militia Member : Fubar's Ultimate Bad Girls Club@ fubarStonerRab420 † Jessums Stalker † LDC Family †@ fubarDJSelene™ DJ HellboysRLW /BanesFW/TwilightGoddessLDC/ CatwomanJLMC&ASS@ fubarDjRandom~L.D.C.~Head Dj of VR Radio~KittensEvilTwin*@ fubar

Ldc Family Love For The Week Of 9-10-08 To 9-17-08
Please show each of these members love this week……†FяuмØ§ Ά£ε®ĩã ĐØΜĩиãиt†@ fubarXX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~The Virus You Can't Cure~LDC Family~@ fubarSweething~Patience West~Minerva of The Gibbet Crossroad of Lestat's Dark Convenant Family~Member@ fubarMoose Jockey@ fubar

Ldc Family Love For The Week Of 9-17-08 To 9-24-08
Please show each of these members love this week……shaniqua™~Owner of LDC~@ fubarLady of Chaos of Dark Covenant Family@ fubar~Fu-Married to Brad~Lost Civeteto True Queen Witch~@ fubar~Ðj Tåttøøgìr£@Rè£èñt£è§§~Ðý£øñ'§ Ðìvå Måfìå~£.Ð.©.~TåĶèñ ß¥ ÐJ ÞhåtĶìÐ M¥ MFKN Må§tè®@ fubar

Ldc Family Member B-day...plz Comment
A member's birthday is December 23. Please go and wish him a Happy Birthday and show him some LDC Family Birthday Love!!! His link is below. XX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~The Virus You Can't Cure~LDC Family~@ fubar

Ldc Family Love, For The Week Of 12-24-08 Plz Comment After You Read
Please show each of these members love this week……~Metal Baby~CLUB F.A.R.Team Captain~ (#1 FAMILY) Team Greatness~LDC Family~Vampyrez Rave Vixenz~@ fubarDJ Darkside~*~DJ @ Cell Block 69~*~ *WnC* ~*~ LDCF member ~*~@ fubarJon@ fubar

Ldc Family Member S B-day...plz Comment
Two members have a birthday is January 11th! Please go and wish them a Happy Birthday and show Them some LDC Family Birthday Love!!! Vampy Cassiel of LDCF@ fubar Sweething Patience West~Minerva of The Gibbet Crossroad of Lestat's Dark Convenant Family~Member@ fubar

Ldc Family Member B-day...plz Comment
An LDC OWNER has a birthday on January 17th! Please go and wish her a Happy Birthday and show her some LDC Family Birthday Love!!! ღ GothiqueTemptationღ Owner-DSG&D ღGio's RL Princess ღ Owner of LDC@ fubar

Ldc Family Love 4 The Week Of 1-13-09
Please show each of these members love this week ¢¾Zaphara Countess Of Angels Lestat's Dark Covenant Family¢¾ VR Greeter@ fubar ~Dj Tattoogirl~Taken by Dj Phatkid my mfkn Master~LDC~Dylons Diva Mafia~@ fubar XX The Genetic Freak XX~FTW~Demoh Oxopohur HPC cim'"i" (LDC)@ fubar

Ldc Family Love 4 The Week Of 1-20-09
Please show each of these members love this week……♥(Bi)I® ☠nicÁ™ ♥ FuWifey To ☆Metal Baby☆ ღ -*SBG*/DSC**UP 4 A@ fubar L.D.C Lasher@ fubar †Txtigerldy41™†~ LESTAT DARK CONVENANT~@ fubar

L.d.c. Guidelines
****IN COMING MEMBERS****** In order to earn the ldc letters you MUST first fan, rate and add all exsisting members, and include " ldc family" in your friends request, Only then will one be issued the LDC letters ****ALL MEMBERS****** 1. MUST HAVE LDC IN THEIR NAMES 2. F.A.R ALL MEMBERS 3. REPOST BULLETINS 4. CONTACT A CREATOR OR OWNER SHOULD THEY DECIDE TO LEAVE. 5. In order to maintain an active family and to insure that everyone is included...It is MANDATORY that each member MUST sign every blog as they read them as proof that they have read them. Also, this way there wont be any new members who feel excluded and ignored.. 6. MUST repost each bulletin posted by the LDC Family 7. There will be 3 members picked each week and posted in a blog. You will have to show them family love by either commenting their pages, giving a drink, rating a pic, or something plus you will have to comment the blog each week stating you have d

Ldc Love For The Week Of Oct 15-22nd...comment Blog, Repost Bully, And Show Love
Please show each of these members love this week……†FÕяѕáķĕŋ βίτсђ†Team Cpt 4 CLUB FAR~@ fubarღ GothiqueTemptationღ Owner-DSG&D ღGio's RL Princess ღ Owner of LDC@ fubar~♥Metal Baby♥~CLUB F.A.R. Team Greatness Capt~Sarge's Bad Girls~ DARK PRINCE IS OK!~@ fubar*** Tiff*** L.D.C.*** head greeter for VR. Yay@ fubar

~†ldc Please Read And Show These Family Members Love While They Are Away†~
OK EVERYBODY THIS IS THE LIST OF PEOPLE WHO ARE AT THIS TIME ON LOA IT WILL BE UPDATED AS MORE MEMBERS,FDR,CREATORS ETC. GO AND AND COME OFF OF LOA AND PLEASE WHILE THESE PEOPLE ARE AWAY PLEASE SHOW THEM THAT THEY ARE MISSED AND NOT FORGOTTEN THEY NEED JUST AS MUCH LOVE AND SUPPORT WHEN THEY ARE OFF AS WHEN THEY ARE ON THANKS ~†Adema†Concubine Of The Storm Riders Of LDC†~ £ÌRÈ ÐÈMÖñ §HÌVÄ~ MÄR¥ MÄRÈ Ö£ †HÈ LÐÇ~@ CherryTAP exhauster@ CherryTAP renegadelvr F.A.R. MEMBER*CTAF SQ3 #8 * ,Thanatos of Delhi Of Lestats Dark Covenant Family#vets cor@ CherryTAP ™Nosferatu™Eldέr-£ØЯĐ™Đrãculã™£ØЯĐ £ĘЅ†Ά†™-@ CherryTAP

L: Demon Goddess
...:::I apologize for any errors you may find. I haven't even proof read it yet so its very Raw:::... The mutated being charged Libertina, blades forming quickly out of its wrist. The sound of its eerie roar echoed beyond reaches vibrating the grounds of Northwood. Libertina smile in anticipation as she called towards her inner self. Her demon goddess. The wind grew thick and cried its way around her causing the mutated being to stop in his tracks smelling his pray was changing. It growled in frustration and shot its blade at Libertina. The trees around Libertina began to vibrate peeling its leaves. With 2 fingers Libertina pointed at her chest and and let the darkness take her. The formation seem to become Libertina in every way giving a purplish aura as it began to shape Libertina into one. The speeding blade came as a thief in the night. With no remorse slicing through the winds. The blade seem to melt as it entered Libertina space, become more energy to her cause. The trees be

Ldlhaibcsywa-twiztid
They tend to misunderstand the paper manWith scissor hands who watches the hourglass for grains of sandTo fall and fall again as he pretendsThat everything he lays his hands on doesn’t turn to shredsBut why oh why does he persist to hideWhen they insist he try to come outsideFrom the shell he lives insideNow has been hypnotized andDespite the lies he sits and waits to die'Cause he can’t find the words to explain the rainAll these emotions are transformed and now become painHe’s alive in a black hole empty in spaceAnd he sits in front of the mirror and he’s face to faceWith the sadness, confusion his patience he’s losingHe’s substance abusing he’s one with the musicAnd he needs a little something to dial it all back'Cause he’s running in a race but he’s not on track [Hook]Love don’t live here anymore, it’s been cold since you went awayNow I’ve been trying to get myself together, is there something I can say that&rs

Ld Potentially Lure Fans Back To The Track A
BRISTOL, Tenn. -- Kyle Busch has three races remaining to claim a spot in the 12-driver Chase for the Sprint Cup championship. Under normal circumstances, his chances would be good headed into Saturday nights race at Bristol Motor Speedway. Busch, after all, has five Cup victories at Bristol. But that was before track owner Bruton Smith decided grinding the race track would potentially lure fans back to the track after several years of declining attendance. Asked Friday what he thought of the changes, Busch offered a succinct assessment: "Terrible," he said. He was one of the few drivers with a strong opinion after two Friday practice sessions. Qualifying was washed out by rain, and Casey Mears and Brad Keselowski will start on the front row because the field was set by practice times. Keselowski has won the last two Cup races at the track. Few drivers ventured into the top groove during practice, and insisted its too early to tell how the race will develop. Smith is hoping the race pr

L D R
life the absolute , the glory of the sun, thye balance of the day before the night death the fallen, the shattered moments of a day darked, the lunar essence before us, the closing of the dusk rebirth the voyage, the passing of the sun the moon and stars , the day to dusk to twilight.. the emergance of the soul to godhood

Ldr
Long Distance Relationship I’m an internet guru…IT geek…so I end up finding some of the most eligible men…online. So in that, I met someone named Jeremy…lived in South Carolina…and he burned me really bad. There’s some pertinent things I learned from this relationship thing we had that I think needs to be thrown out there. Overall LDR are HARD. It takes a lot of trust, communication and commitment from both sides. Here’s something I’ve designed for myself and others to follow…guidelines. 1. Both interested in each other. Being in a LDR where only one person is interested and the other isn’t WONT work. I think this one is pretty obvious and doesn’t need explanation. Although once a guy starts dropping back on communication…I assume he isn’t interested anymore and move on> I suggest you do the same if he does it to you. 2. Reassurance. I AM a person who needs A LOT of reassurance…sorry&h

Lds Brides And Non Lds Brides Tips About Changing An Outfit To Produce Truly Modest Wedding Gowns
This information is made to help LDS brides, or any other non LDS Brides, desiring a really modest wedding gown. So many women discover that modest wedding gowns are difficult to find. Both LDS brides and non LDS brides can transform their wedding gowns to using them as an attractive modest wedding gown.However,its the site-Dressok,which contains many more beautiful modest wedding gowns. Modest wedding dresses are few in number, particularly if you reside in a place where there are not many modest wedding gown merchants that focus on Latter-day Saints. One option, frequently selected by LDS brides without any other option, is to find an outfit that compares to being modest and getting it changed with a dressmaker. Carrying this out is more difficult of computer sounds, so make certain that you simply follow some general wedding gown alteration recommendations. Not Every Wedding Gowns May Become a Modest Wedding Dress or Temple worthy LDS Wedding Dresses If you purchase an outfit lik

Ldw
I have a friend that thinks all the women that he fucks with will never find out... See women are smart they wait and wait. Then bam you get fuck over. I think he doesn't know what he wants or needs in life. It's a shame really. He's a good kid and needs someone to show him what road to take.. He keeps on the road that he is on he will end up hurting him self and everyone around him... A lot of these women he messing around with have feelings and need to be told the truth... That's not my place to track them down an tell them the truth. In time they will find the truth... I hope they don't get hurt... It's no fun being hurt by someone you trust and love.. But everyone one will Heal in time and they will love again... Deuces

Le-a
How do you pronounce this: Le-a SCHOOL TEACHERS, BET YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD HEARD AND SEEN IT ALL! OKAY. How would you pronounce this child's name? Le-a (written just like that) Leah?? NO Lee - A?? NOPE Lay - a?? NO Lei?? Guess Again It's pronounced 'Ledasha.' Oh yes, you read it right. This child attends a school in Livingston Parish, LA. Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong. SO, if you see something come across your desk like this, please remember to pronounce it correctly. When the mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, 'The dash don't be silent.'

Lea
Though her eyes have not yet shined, On this world as of today. Your love for her, Will grow and forever stay. For one not here, To come to one as special as you. Should fill your eyes with joy, Never sorrow or tears that run blue. Smile and wait for the day, An angel named marley comes. And your world will again shine, As a new life has begun.

Lea And Marley
Though her eyes have not shined, On this world as of today. Your love for her, Will grow and foever stay. For one not yet here, To come to one as special as you. Should fill your eyes with joy, Never sorrow or tears that run blue. Smile and wait for the day, When your angel does come. And your world again will smile, As a new life has begun.

A Lead Maybe?
so a few nights ago i put in a request with a few family search agencies for finding adopted kids and biological families. well, i got a call back today from one of them! WOO HOO! not getting my hopes up or anything. but yeah. im off to go talk to my country gal! hehehehe Laters!

"lead Us Not Into Temptation. Just Tell Us Where It Is; We'll Find It."
"Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it." This profound yet humorous quote by Sam Levenson is a true statement for those who want indulge their desires and can't resist temptation. Everyone on this planet are tempted one way or the other. Like all other natural processes in the world, temptation is nothing new. Temptation is mostly strong. Some resist temptation and others succumb to it. Which (straight) man can resist an absolutely stunning woman with a beautiful and an hourglass body? Like all other passions in life, the desire to have sex reigns super strong. This act is a basic need like eating food to satiate your hunger. The idea of passionate sex with a beautiful person is inexplicable. All of us fantasize about sex most of the time with a beautiful stranger we met on the street , club , next door neighbour, an extremely curvaceous model or may be even hitting the sack with dream fantasy icon Angelina Jolie. For those lucky ones who

Leaders
Leaders come, stand in line. Feel your true self, conformed. I sold my soul, crossed the borderline. I found something I'd never adjust to. Come here, I payed up for you. I have sold my weakness too. Come here, I split my heart in two. But you don't have it in you, to you. Carbon soul, transparent and faded out. See you soon, in my fiction. I sold my song, my mouth was sewn. It's coming undone, that's why I sold out. Come here, I payed up for you. I have sold my weakness too. Come here, I split my heart in two. But you don't have it in you, do you? (Do you, do you, do you...)

Leading Me On
*this is, at the moment, unfinished. I really nee to beef up my security system (defense syetem for yall who like to take things literally) You took my hand and lead me down a path that turned out to be a dead end You took me into your arms and flew me to heaven then you let me fall. You took my heart and put it into your pocket that ended up being a shredder. You wrapped me in your warmth and laid me down to freeze subzero temperatures. You played your magic trick and never brought me back.

Leadership Quality
"Develop a voice that others not only want to hear, but also wish to follow. This is part art, part science and often is heavily influenced by the natural gifts a leader possesses." -- Bruce Kasanoff, Research Director Now Possible - Westport, CT Isn't that a great quote???? Kat

Leader Of The Pack
Deep in the evergreenforest in North America, the moon glinting off the newly fallen snow, all is quiet. The solitude of the sable night is broken by the mournful howl of the wolf.The wolf pack is preparing to hunt. This is the natural order of life not cry of a cold blooded killer. The killer reputation came about many centuries ago during the European wars. People saw wolves eating those who were already dead from the war. This was interpreted as though the wolves had killed the people when in fact they were taking advantage of the food source by scavenging. Many people once, and still do think wolves are dangerous to humans and livestock. It is this reputation that has almost brought the wolf to extinction. Wolves are an endangered species. but are now protected by law.Efforts are already underway to re-eneter wolves into the ares where they have dissapeared.One of the rarest wolves in North America is the red wolf. Other endangered wolves are the Arabian, Persian, Chinese, M

Leader Of The Most Repressive Regime Contest
I am looking for entry’s into the leader of the most repressive regime contest, rules are as follows (please repost) 1) You must be the leader of a repressive regime. 2) You must have shown a sustained lack of respect for human rights. 3) You must have been suspended from the UN or other another major international organisation within the last 5 years. 4) You must have at least $1 Billion in personal wealth stashed away in Swiss Bank accounts. 5) You must have total control of all media in your country. It's a rigged contest (to make it normal for the contestants), so any form of voter intimidation, ballot rigging, vote manipulation and general skull dagger are fine. 1st Prize Is a "donated" ex white owned farm of you choice in Zimbabwe 45 minutes with the "Pleasure girls" (contraceptives supplied) A holiday home in Pyongyang with electricity and state run TV. on tap (1.5 hours a day) A all expensive paid shopping trip to Europe with Mrs Mug

Lead Me Home
Use to think you couldn't hear me - When things didn't go my way, Too selfish to live my life for you - So I threw it all away, Wasn't long ago - My only escape from the pain, Was a needle in my arm - and drugs in my vein, I wasn't strong enough - I wasn't strong enough i wasn't strong enough - to surrender to you its so easy to point a finger - so no one see's its me, But lord you know how guilty I am - I pray you can forgive me, They say the highway to hell - Is paved with the best intentions Well, I've so many - I'm too scared to mention, I wasn't strong enough - I wasn't strong enough I wasn't strong enough - To be like you, But now my world is crashing - and it's become so clear, Through the dust and rubble - There'd be no me if you weren't here, The pains got me thinking - Of just how selfish I am, Lord I pray you fill my empty soul - Make me more than I am, Lord my tears are falling - My heart is breaking for you, Shine your light down upon me

Leading Causes Of Death - College Age
Leading Causes of Death - College Age -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Leading causes of death in the United States - college age young adults The top three causes, Unintentional injury (accidents), Assault (homicide) and Self inflicted injury (suicide), accounted for close to three quarter (73.3 percent) of all deaths among college age young adults (ages 20 through 24) in 2002. Note that automobile accident is the number one cause of death in this age group, accounting for about 30%. Top 20 Causes of Death - Young Adult (20 - 24) Rank Cause of Death Total Deaths No of Deaths Percent All Deaths 19234 19234 100.00% 1 Unintentional Injury 8275 43.02% * MV Traffic 5712 29.70% * Poisoning 1193 6.20% * Drowning 309 1.61% * Fall 164 0.85% * Other Land Transport 113 0.59% * Fire/burn 110 0.57% * Firearm 103 0.54% * Other Spec., classifiable 102 0.53% * Suffocation 87 0.45% * Pedestri