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The Leo Women
Leo women are born from July 23 to August 22. They are warmhearted and make excellent wives and mothers. If they overcome their tendency to despondency, there is no limit to their considerable talents. Leo women have birthdays from July 23 to August 22. They are extremely warm hearted and sympathetic. They love their roles as wives and mothers, and often do not seek employment outside the home. When they do, they are far better suited for mental labor rather than manual labor. They seem to inspire hope to all who come in contact with them. For that reason, they are skillful nurses and members of the clergy. By nature, Leo women are very independent and resent being commanded. They have a keen sense of judgment and rise well to the challenge of leadership roles. Leo women can adapt themselves readily to a wider range of circumstances than women of any other sign. They find it more agreeable to plan their work than to execute the details it involves. Like the lion that represents L

The Leo Woman...
Leo women are born from July 23 to August 22. They are warmhearted and make excellent wives and mothers. If they overcome their tendency to despondency, there is no limit to their considerable talents. Leo women have birthdays from July 23 to August 22. They are extremely warm hearted and sympathetic. They love their roles as wives and mothers, and often do not seek employment outside the home. When they do, they are far better suited for mental labor rather than manual labor. They seem to inspire hope to all who come in contact with them. For that reason, they are skillful nurses and members of the clergy. By nature, Leo women are very independent and resent being commanded. They have a keen sense of judgment and rise well to the challenge of leadership roles. Leo women can adapt themselves readily to a wider range of circumstances than women of any other sign. They find it more agreeable to plan their work than to execute the details it involves. Like the lion that represents L

L • E • O: Wild In Bed
V • I • R • G • O: The Whore Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. S • C • O • R • P • I • O: The lover Can be mean somtimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY sexy. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (Freak in bed.) (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. Sexy. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The sexiest ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. L • I • B • R • A: The sex addict Very pretty. Very a romantic. Nice to everyone They meet. Their Love is one of kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexiness. Most caring person you will ever

The Leo Woman
The Leo Woman Would you like to win the heart of that queen holding court? She’s always at the center of attention, because she deserves it, or course. Well, you probably want to win the heart of a Leo girl. The best way to start is to have done something extra special, like win an award as the outstanding leader in the community, or have developed a talent which has attracted recognition. Then she’ll take notice. Once that’s accomplished, tell her how great she is, and how much you’ve wanted to get to know her. But don’t expect too quickly to gain results, except on a surface level. She has all the grace and charm of a queen, which she truly is… and the kooks to go with it. The Leo girl has a figure which would turn the eye of any man and most women, too, (with jealousy). What is more, she knows how to accent her charms in a provocative manner. All who come into her vie receive the sunshine of her smile but she seems to say, “Look and appreciate, but don’t touch.” Don’t

Leo- Wild In Bed
Once you have opened this blog, there is no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist perdictions. Read your sign, then repost thsi in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. If u dont repost this u will have bad luck for as long as its says in the description! LEO- WILD IN BED! Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at alot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal. Addictive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found! 7 years bad luck if u do not repost. TAURUS- THE FREAK IN BED! Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as... u...no...Loves to hlep people in times of need. Outstanding kisser, very funny. Awesome personality, Stubborn, Sexual as...mos

L • E • O: Wild In Bed
S• C• O• R• P• I• O: The Bitch Can be mean sometimes, and will Probably knock your ass out, if crossed the wrong way!! EXTREMELY SEXY. Intelligent. Energetic. Predict future. Most erotic. (FREAK in bed. (GREAT kisser.) Always get what they want. SEXY. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. The SEXIEST ever....Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost. && also did i mention FLY AS HELL!. V • I • R • G • O: The Lover Dominant in relationships. Sexy. someone loves them right now. Freak in bed. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Intellectual. Attractive. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Hard to forget. Love at first sight. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. Ultimate sexiness.Great kisser. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost. L • I • B • R • A • : The Freak in the Bed Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique sexin

Leo What My Sign Says Bout Me
Symbol: the Lion Ruling Planet: the Sun Ruling House: Fifth House Element: Fire Quality: Fixed Body Parts: heart, back Keyword: PLEASURE Date with destiny: Aries, Sagittarius Run for the hills: Taurus, Scorpio Where you glow: center stage What makes you tick: leading Fitness forecast: Tae-Bo Play date: attending a movie premier Perfect jobs: actor, cruise ship host Best accessory: hairbrush A sure thing: basking in the glow Destination: Singapore Pleasure: daydreams, generosity, courage Pain: keeping up appearances, losing, being bossed around Kindness: Because of your generous nature, you give all that you have to help out in a crisis, and then some. What's my line? There's no business like show business.

The Leo Within Me
So this is what they say about me.....hmmmm? for the most part I have to agree. The Leo man is often a happy individual...warm-hearted, devil-may-care and prone to be rather a show-off at times. This is a male possessed with drive, ambition and virtually limitless courage. For no apparent reason, he is liable to bring his mate a thoughtful gift one day and then totally forget the birthday which falls the following week. Given the chance, he has the inherent capability to play the role of eternal sweetheart. As a partner, he is willing to make his entire life revolve around the partner of choice...although this may not necessarily put a stop to the roving of his twinkling eye. In short, there will never be a dull moment with this man. He likes his mate to be admired and noticed by others and enjoys being seen out and about with his loved one. As a father, he takes pleasure in playing games with his children but is prone to roar when they go too far, promptly dispatching them off

Leo...wow, I Love The Poeticness
Wednesday, Oct 1st, 2008 -- You may feel rather internalized today as your thoughts pull you deep into your own shadows. Exploring these inner realms can be quite healthy, but others might try to cajole you back into the sunshine. Living up to someone else's expectations now isn't what's most important. Don't walk on the sunny side of the street unless you've finished learning what you can from dancing in the dark.

Leo- Wild In Bed
Once you have opened this blog, there is no turning back. Below are true descriptions of zodiac signs, with traits from a book written 35 years ago by an astrologist perdictions. Read your sign, then repost this in a new bulletin with your zodiac sign and label. If u dont repost this u will have bad luck for as long as its says in the description! LEO- WILD IN BED! Great talker. Sexy and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at alot. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Loyal. Addictive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Great when found! 7 years bad luck if u do not repost. TAURUS- THE FREAK IN BED! Aggressive. Freak in bed. Rare to find. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Sexy as... u...no...Loves to help people in times of need. Outstanding kisser, very funny. Awesome personality, Stubborn, Sexual as...most carin

Le Particulier Accrocheur Ski Wears En Hiver
Dans Internet aux entreprises , le stress de la souche sujet impliquant Moncler Manteaux en plein air encore keep élevé , tous très leur moncler cavalier. étant donné que ces manteaux tenir dans le sens de la mode d'un d'une personne style de vie existence. Cette organisation spécifique conception est incorporé dans l' hiver et toutes sortes de celui qui a a introduit tout moncler1 veste utilisant le style et avec de la cte cte littoral. Moncler vestes en plein air pardessus manteaux dans le individualité , armes et comment personne quelqu'un robes spectacles exactement comment vie base. Probablement le meilleur une paire de critique numéro associé hiver habillement est confortable et jamais pléthorique . Plus précisément Surtout à l' temps down chapeau cavalier porter , beaucoup de femmes possèdent une utiliser un complexe downing avec la fonctionnalité long manteaux, elles personnes toujours commentaires faons méthodes techniques il peut exécuter aussi . Maintenant,

Le Petit Prince, The Little Prince
It is only with the heart that one can see rightly. What is essential.......is invisible to the eye. Antoine de Saint-Exupéry my favorite book The Little Prince (French: Le petit prince), published in 1943, is French aviator Antoine de Saint-Exupéry's most famous novella, which he wrote in the United States while renting The Bevin House in Asharoken, New York, on Long Island. The novella includes a number of drawings by Saint-Exupéry himself, which are reproduced in most versions. The book has been translated into more than 160 languages and, to date has sold more than 50 million copies worldwide. It is one of the top 50 best-selling books.[1] It has been adapted into a movie musical by Lerner and Loewe, two different operas, as well as into an animated series. It is often used as a beginner's book for French language students. STORY Interleaved in the first nine chapters the narration's point of view changes from third person to first person. In the first eigh

Leper Colony
Does my eye offend you? Should I roll it down the hill... Should I wear an iron mask or warn you with a bell? In quarantine, I stay unseen - I still know how to feel. And though you never touch me, I am sure nothing ever touches you. You've no need to defend your actions I can understand. My mirror wept "surrender", so I threw in both my hands, before I just conceded I can't figure in your plans. Though I'll never touch you, you'll be sure nothing ever touches me. I shrivel when the sun comes out, I cry beneath the moon. You'll find me in a long lost alley, hiding in my "room". But don't you dare come near me cos I don't know what I'll do... If someone ever touched me, maybe I could just consider touching you...

Le Petite Mort
Kryptonite red head playing cat and mouse wanting to get caught. Anticipation rolling through waves of energy thick with poweress and sexual tension eluding to the fact that I am off limits That just makes it more fun. He licks his lips like something fierce finger exploring a saturated wonderland Alice fell in love with the queen of hearts and I fell into lust with the mad hatter. He toyed with me on puppeteer strings evoking ancient unspokens urgency upon my lips, he tasted like incense something mysterious born of the darkness hidden within the depth of me.

Le Plus Grand Sapin De Noël De France Sur La Place De La Concorde
Comme par magie, un immense sapin a poussé, à droite de la Grande Roue. Selon les organisateurs de Paris, village de Noël, qui a ouvert sur les Champs-Elysées avec ses chalets, ce serait même « le plus grand arbre de Noël de France ». Il aura fallu quatre heures pour dresser cet arbre de 35 m de haut et ses 6,2 t à l’aide de 2 grues de 100 t cadeau noel pas cher pour amie . L’opération s’est effectuée de minuit à 2 heures hier. Le sapin est désormais tenu par un socle de 55 t de béton. La décoration de l’arbre est maintenant lancée. Il faudra en effet six jours pour ce chantier hors normes. Huit décorateurs vont se relayer vingt-quatre heures sur vingt-quatre pour disposer 300 boules de 50 cm de diamètre et 100 énormes flocons à l’aide de nacelles. Au final, toutes les branches seront illuminées de plusieurs kilomètres de guirlandes. Le 6 décembre, à 18 heures, aura lieu l’inauguration de ce symbole des fêtes. Et le 22 décembre, à 11 heures, seront

Le Plus Grand Concurrent De L'ipad D'apple
Google et Apple sont deux entreprises les plus célèbres dans le monde entier,(smartphone android) en fournissant les mêmes produits avec des caractères et des qualités différentes. Comme Apple a lancé l'iPad2 récemment, les fabricants de tablette Android avoir une image claire ce qu'ils sont contre, et beaucoup de gens sont intéressés à la comparaison entre les deux produits de haute technologie. Android OS est un système d'exploitation pris en charge par Google pour acheter le développeur initial du logiciel et de se spécialiser dans des fonctions telles que la facilité d'utilisation, en regardant et en écoutant les médias et surfer sur internet. On peut écouter de la musique, des vidéos, des jeux et e-mails par une tablette Android.Tablettes Android sont de petite taille, lumière dans le poids et portable,(telephone portable pas cher) vous pouvez le mettre dans votre sac et le prendre à partout.(smartphone pas cher) Habituellement, ces dispositifs sont dans une taille d'écran qui s'a

Le Point Sur Les Différents Luminaires
La réussite d’un design d’intérieur dépend grandement du bon choix des luminaires. Lampes, lampadaires, plafonniers, suspensions, spots encastrés, … faisons le point sur les luminaires qui conviennent à son intérieur Lampe Encastré . L’installation et le choix de luminaires, un point à ne pas négliger pour avoir une magnifique maison. L’éclairage fonctionnelParce que tout le monde a sa perception de la lumière, il n’est pas nécessaire de mettre la grande clarté dans toute la maison alors qu’un simple éclairage fonctionnel suffit amplement pour certains recoins. L’éclairage fonctionnel peut s’agir d’une applique ou de lampe de bureau, à placer à côté du canapé du salon ou sur la table de bureau. On peut également installer un éclairage fonctionnel dans le placard ou dans les étagères, bref, dans les endroits où la lumière est nécessaire de temps à autre pour illuminer un espace spécifique, sans qu’elle se réfléchisse d

Leppie
ANY GOOD HEARTED WOMEN FROM PA WANNA GET TO KNOW ME?I DO NOT WANT JUST SEX,I NEED A CHALLENGE.SOME 1 WHO BELIVES ME THAT I DONT WANT JUST SEX.I NEED A WOMAN LIKE THE 1 I WANT.THAT I CANT HAVE.SOME 1 WHO WONT LISTEN TO WHAT OTHERS HAVE TO SAY.PLEASE NO GAMES

The Lepracaun Or Fairy Shoemaker
Little Cowboy, what have you heard, Up on the lonely rath's green mound? Only the plaintive yellow bird Sighing in sultry fields around, Chary, chary, chary, chee-ee! - Only the grasshopper and the bee? - "Tip-tap, rip-rap, Tick-a-tack-too! Scarlet leather, sewn together, This will make a shoe. Left, right, pull it tight; Summer days are warm; Underground in winter, Laughing at the storm!" Lay your ear close to the hill. Do you not catch th etiny clamour, Busy click of an elfin hammer. Voice of the Lepracaun singing shrill As he merrily plies his trade? He's a span And a quarter in height, Get him in sight, hold him tight, And you're a made Man! You watch your cattle the summerday, Sup on potatoes, sleep in the hay; how would you like to roll in your carriage, Look for a duchess's daughter in marriage? Seize the shoemaker - then you may! "Big boots a -hunting, Sandals in the hall, White for a wedding feast, Pink for a ba

Leprechaun??........i Think Not......
A man was walking in he woods, It was a great day. Suddenly, the man hears a rustling in the bushes. He peeks over the bush and sees a short man dressed all in green dancing around and singing. "Holy shit" the man says "That's a Leprechaun , I gotta grab him so I can get my three wishes" So the man pounces on the Leprechaun and says "Gotcha, now give me my wishes!! I want Cindy Crawford in my bed every morning, A million dollars given to me everyday for the rest of my life, and immortality." The Leprechaun says "Ah, Those are some hard wishes, for me to grant them I'll need you to let me bone you up the ass!!!" The man thinks for a second and says "All right, I'll do it for those things" SO the Leprechaun mounts him and starts going to town. The man says, "I can't beleive I'm doing this." The Leprechaun says, "I can't beleive it either" The man replies, "You can't beleive I'm actually letting you bone me too huh?" "Not exactly," The Leprechaun says, "I just can't beleive you really thi

The Leprechaun
The Leprechaun The original Irish name for these figures of folklore is "lobaircin," meaning "small-bodied fellow." Belief in leprechauns probably stems from Celtic belief in fairies, tiny men and women who could use their magical powers to serve good or evil. In Celtic folktales, leprechauns were cranky souls, responsible for mending the shoes of the other fairies. Though only minor figures in Celtic folklore, leprechauns were known for their trickery, which they often used to protect their much-fabled treasure. Leprechauns had nothing to do with St. Patrick or the celebration of St. Patrick's Day, a Catholic holy day. In 1959, Walt Disney released a film called Darby O'Gill & the Little People, which introduced America to a very different sort of leprechaun than the cantankerous little man of Irish folklore. This cheerful, friendly leprechaun is a purely American invention, but has quickly evolved into an easily recognizable symbol of both St. Patrick's Day and Ireland in ge

Leprechaun Lore
Leprechaun Lore A leprechaun found a big pot of gold. He put in his basket all it would hold. Soon he was thinking, "Won't it be grand To share all this gold with the poor in this land?" So he headed out and gave to the needy, They all asked for one, the needy aren't greedy. He walked through the countryside whistling a tune. On a warm summer day in the fine month of June. A big shiny car appeared at his side. He was pleased when the driver offered a ride. He popped right in and they went on their way And was shocked when the driver had this to say, "Hey, little fellow, you should know I've been told That the basket you carry is filled up with gold. You are so tiny and I'm big, as you see, It only makes sense that you give it to me! "Back in my house is a neat little stage And on it I've built a cute tiny cage. I'll put you in there and dress you so fine, Then show you off to some rich friends of mine." Now if you are wishing to have a nice day

Leprechaun By Colin Chapman
Description The most famous (and infamous) Fae of Ireland, the Leprechauns are a difficult kith, belligerent and easily angered. The great cobblers of the Fae, their footwear is unparalled in its craftsmanship, and many Sidhe and Eshu will pay substantial sums for tailor-made leprechaun footwear. Prone to many vices, the Leprechauns can be awkward companions, lacking control of everything except their purse strings. To other kithains dismay, they are incredible skinflints, hoarding material goods and wealth with a fanatical passion, loathe to spend a single penny or cent even when their lives depend on it. Generally wealthy (although you wouldn't know it to look at one), the myth of a Leprechaun's pot of gold isn't that far fetched. Given to excess, nothing appeals to a Leprechaun like a binge of whiskey, Guiness, pipe tobacco and snuff, and despite their small stature they can handle surprising quantities of alcohol. Unseelie Leprechauns (called Clurichauns) are even more waywa

Leprechaun
2. oz. Irish whiskey Tonic water 1. Fill a rocks glass with ice 2. Add Irish whiskey 3. Fill with tonic water 4. Stir 5 Garnish with a twist of lemon lol... goes with the leprechaun on my profile had to post this one. :-D

Leprechaun
The Leprechaun is an Irish fairy. He looks like a small, old man (about 2 feet tall), often dressed like a shoemaker, with a cocked hat and a leather apron. According to legend, leprechauns are aloof and unfriendly, live alone, and pass the time making shoes. They also possess a hidden pot of gold. Treasure hunters can often track down a leprechaun by the sound of his shoemaker's hammer. If caught, he can be forced (with the threat of bodily violence) to reveal the whereabouts of his treasure, but the captor must keep their eyes on him every second. If the captor's eyes leave the leprechaun (and he often tricks them into looking away), he vanishes and all hopes of finding the treasure are lost

Leprechaun Poem
There's a Leprechaun in me head, and I wish that I were dead For I don't think he'll ever let me be. Ah, he tempts me with his gold, and if I were e'er so bold, I'd strangle him and leave him in the street. Then he says to me, "Ah, you're no Irish Laddie! And ye call that thing a harp?" But each time I share the lore that I am learning. He hides is head while my friends they chant. La ta tee, da diddley dee, la ta tee ta tee da La ta tee, da diddley diddley dai La ta tee, da diddley dee, la ta tee ta tee da La ta tee, da diddley diddley dai There's a leprechaun in my room. He swats me with a broom. That's the reason I forget the words of this song. Well, he shows a four-leaf clover, and before me song is over, He's buried it in a bowl of Lucky Charms. There's a leprechaun on the floor. He says that I'm a bore. His eyes begin to glaze and starts to yawn. He lays on down to sleep. But I can see one eye a-peeping. He's watching me with e

Leprechaun Hunt
Leprechaun Hunt It was an overcast day and the gentle rain was slowly drizzling down over my Grandmother's cottage roof, but nothing could take away from the beauty of her Ireland. The grass was green and soft, and the cottages, although old, were beautiful to wander amongst. From somewhere in one of the winding, narrow alleys the sound of a fiddle reached my ears, and I could hear the laughter of the country people as they gathered to dance to the lively tune. The only thing missing was my leprechaun. Granny had told me when I first arrived, that if I found a leprechaun to hold on to him until he gave me his pot of gold, but all through the school holidays I had seen no sign of one. My friend, Joelene, told me of a small hillock on the outskirts of town that was rumored to be a fairy mound, and together we spent many pleasant hours lying in the soft green grass waiting to see a fairy, telling silly jokes and giggling, and almost every time rolling do

Leprechaun Hunter!
Wow, you're a difficult case. You scored right in the middle on EVERYTHING, so we really had to work on finding an imaginary job for you. By our calculations, you'll need a little luck to get ahead... that's why we think you'd make a good leprechaun hunter. All you have to do is move to Ireland and keep a watch out for anything small and green! The beauty part is, they'll do the rest... Just remember not to trust them when you catch them, and you'll be raking in pots of gold in no time....

Le Prix Conséquent De La Tablette Asus Vivo Tab Sous Windows 8 Rt
L’Asus Vivo Tab sous Windows 8 RT affiche son prix. On commence à entrevoir les prix des tablettes et ordinateur hybrides sous Windows 8, ceux des appareils sous Windows RT sont encore un peu flous. Les constructeurs attendent de voir à combien sera vendue la tablette Surface de Microsoft le 26 octobre rk3066 . Asus a dévoilé sa tablette Vivo Tab sous Windows RT sans révéler son prix. C’est par l’intermédiaire des magasins Staples et Newegg que l’on apprend que l’Asus Vivo Tab RT, sans accessoire, est au prix de 600$. Les tablettes sous Android nous ont habitué à des prix moins élevés et l’iPad surfe sur sa notoriété. Si ce prix augure celui des autres tablettes sous Windows RT ce ne sera sans doute par l’argument principal pour attirer les consommateurs vers celles-ci. Les caractéristiques sont en revanche plus alléchantes. L’Asus Vivo Tab RT possède un écran 10.1 pouces avec une résolution de 1366 x 768 pixels, un processeur Nvidia Te

Leptospirosis
This incident happened recently in North Texas A woman went boating one Sunday taking with her some cans of coke which she put into the refrigerator of the boat. On Monday she was taken to the hospital and placed in the Intensive Care Unit. She died on Wednesday. The autopsy concluded she died of Leptospirosis. This was traced to the can of coke she drank from, not using a glass. Tests showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis. Rat urine contains toxic and deathly substances. It is highly recommended to thoroughly wash the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them. The cans are typically stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without being cleaned. A study at NYCU showed that the tops of soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets (i.e).. full of germs and bacteria. So wash them with water before putting them to the mouth to avoid any kind of fatal

Leptin's Effect On Body Weight And Blood Pressure
Hormone Linked To Body Weight May Help Regulate Blood Pressure ScienceDaily (Sep. 17, 1999) — ORLANDO, Fla., Sept. 15 -- Leptin, a hormone believed to help regulate body weight, may also be involved in the regulation of blood pressure, according to research presented today at the American Heart Association's meeting on high blood pressure. See also: Health & Medicine * Hypertension * Obesity * Heart Disease * Diet and Weight Loss * Cholesterol * Prostate Cancer Reference * Blood sugar * Appetite * High fructose corn syrup * Adipose tissue "It is possible that leptin is one of the regulators of blood pressure," says Hideki Takizawa, M.D., Ph.D., an instructor in the second department of internal medicine at the Sapporo Medical University in Sapporo, Japan. In an earlier study, Takizawa's group found that blood levels of leptin were higher in normal weight people with high blood pressure than in individuals of similar si

Le Questionaire?
Are you dating the very last person you kissed? Dating? No, hah. Your best friend likes your last ex, you say? Hmmmm. My brother dated my ex, that was a bit awkward Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? Yes What color are your eyes? Brown Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Always Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight? I will try to avoid it but I will probably wind up having at least one phone convo Can you honestly say that looks don't matter? Science tells us we're hardwired to look for physical attraction. But anyone who's been around knows looks fade and you need friendship and respect to last. Ever kissed someone that smokes? A "real" kiss with a smoker? Now that has been a LONNNNNGGG time! But it would be nice to have someone who can't complain about ME smelling like smoke. hahah Have you hugged anyone in the last 72 hours? Yes Who was the last guy you hugged? My buddy Walt on his wedding renewal. Wa

Le Requiem D'un E`tranger
Anyone else ashamed of what they are? The smoke curls around my fingertips. Burned you. Dunno why. Beat your head into a mess of wet meat. Dunno why. Took myself out on myself. Breathe in poison. Try not to smile. Try not to cry. Still okay to scream. Still okay to drag the needle across your brain. Used needles. Crusted over with aborted scabs. Withering away. No one to put all this hate into but myself. No fix until the weekend. Need a hit. So take you out on you. One with none. Comes with instructions. Because... you... I?- can't bear to see her in pain. Hate that pout. Only smiles... please. Only laughter in this house. You know the one... small ranch... yellow sheets. Big orange couch. ...what rhymes with orange? Doesn't matter, I'm not that kind of poet anyway. I'm no kind of poet. I'm no kind. Outsider. Wanting only everything. Tout dans rien. Seulement vous.

Le Retour Sur Le Maillot Doit Pendre Environ Deux Pouces De Plus Par Rapport à L'avant.
Dans le cas où vous pourriez acheter la mauvaise dimension «la boutique de vélo se fera un plaisir d'échanger le maillot de votre taille subséquente de taille plus petite ou plus grande. Constamment être à l'affût pour les ventes en gros sur 'ils ont tendance tohave incroyablement bas costs.What dois-je paraître pour? Certaines caractéristiques des maillots de cyclisme rendre tout à fait exclusif au cyclisme. Si votre démarrage avec le cyclisme »vous souhaitez regarder pour obtenir un maillot de long-back avec un élastique autour des bras et la taille. maillots football,La conception de long-back maillot est toujours de garder le maillot de tirer votre dos et les bras. Cela peut diminuer la traînée fois que vous êtes penché en avant, dans la position de votre vélo. Lorsque vous choisissez un maillot, maintenez-le avec vos mains et l'examiner. Le retour sur le maillot doit pendre environ deux pouces de plus par rapport à l'avant.L'un des pièges les plus réguliers de maillots de vélo est

Leris
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A woman walks into the downtown welfare office, trailed by 15 kids... "WOW," >the social worker exclaims,"are they ALL YOURS???" > >"Yep they are all mine," the flustered momma sighs, having heard that >question a thousand times before. She says, "Sit down Leroy." All the >children rush to find seats. > >"Well," says the social worker, "then you must be here to sign up. I'll need >all your children's names." "This one's my oldest - he is Leroy." "OK, and >who's next?" > >"Well, this one he is Leroy, also." > >The social worker raises an eyebrow but continues. One by one, through the >oldest four, all boys, all named Leroy. Then she is introduced to the eldest >girl, named Leighroy! > >"All right," says the caseworker. "I'm seeing a pattern here. Are they ALL >named Leroy?" Their Momma replied,! "Well, yes-it makes it easier. When it >is time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Leroy!' An' >when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Leroy!' an' they al

Leroy
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Lesabear
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Lesbian Pride
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Your title. Hah! You thought I was going to condemn your lifestyle choice didn't you. It's ok, the subject line is a bit misleading. To start, I have no intent on attacking anyone for anything. And the information I'm about to share may be old news to some of you. But I just need to type something, and I love controversial topics. You see, I do not like using the term "lesbian" to describe female homosexuals, even though it is common parlance these days, and even embraced by that community. You see, lesbian is derived from Lesbos, an ancient name for an island near Turkey. I can't remember the exact coordinates, but it's there. Now this island did have a preponderance of rather liberated women, after some civil strife and whatnot. It is also the birthplace of Sappho, a poet who is thought to have written many a poem about the love she shared with other women. Thus why the term became popular. However, it would be more appropriate to name a female homosexual a sapphis

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He gave me a mission today, and i knew that if i failed, i would be severely punished.. i stepped out of the front door, intent on succeeding for Him. Dressed in a very short skirt, knees boots and a very revealing top, that if i was not careful, would expose my chest. i got into the car and drove down to a nearby bar. When i arrived, i looked around, scanning the place, but alas, there was not one person in there who could make me succeed. i headed for the bar, sat on a stool, crossed my legs so my skirt hitched right up my leg, ordered a drink and waited. As i sipped my wine, i could feel eyes boring into me, men undressing me with their eyes. As i ordered another glass, i noticed a tall brunette woman heading towards the bar. She was obviously on her own, and also wore a short skirt and knee boots. At that moment i knew she would be the one. As the woman sat on a stool, her brown curls hanging loosely across her face, i stood up, drink in hand and headed towards her. i sat nex

Lesbian?
One of the parts of the latest self-reflection I've been doing is exploring my sexuality. I've always wondered, deep down inside, if I'm a lesbian. I love looking at beautiful things, especially women, and always have. I used to catch myself gazing at the cute women in my college classes. Looking back on it, I realize that I was sexually attracted to them. I think I was fighting it for so long. I know now that I am a lesbian. I discovered this through some sexual experimentation with a very good friend of mine. I'd always joked that I didn't think that I could ever actually eat a woman out, but wouldn't mind letting her have her way with me. I decided to experiment and see what happened. I was nervous, of course,but she put me at ease. She calmed my fears and it was instantly comfortable. I was finally home. I had finally discovered my sexuality at a place and time that allowed me to be completely open to it. I realized that it was something that I was fighting all a

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Alright folks... the lesbian blog that I posted yesterday was a dare. We were playing truth or dare in the greatest lounge on Fubar {CC} and that dare came from Skilledhands. 'skilledhands {IAR #26}'.....'Tews Bitch'@ fubar Give this guy some props for coming up with a kick-ass dare. Oh, and no disrespect to lesbians. All people are beautiful... except the ones that suck.

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So I just went to pick up a dike for my room mate, because its her birthday and she is a lazy californian bisexual valley girl, (liek omg totally) because she had man trouble last night and the quick fix is diving into the bermuda triangle of female body parts, works for me too sometimes. I should start a new business, Lesbian Delivery.

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Nice summer afternoon a young western girl working in the heat of her ranch taking care of the animals and yard work. Some young small town girl comes up the drive looking for help with something.So they meet half way up the drive an introduce each other and shook hands. Nicole the red head cowgirl with a plaid shirt,tight route sixty-six jeans,snake boots she looks about 107lbs,5'7", and beautiful brown eyes. As Britney looks with beautiful long blond hair,baby blue eyes,tight red tank top,jean Capris,black heels,and is about 5'5", 99 lbs. Well anyways Nicole and Britney were talking about what the problem was with her vehicle which is some electrical problem.So Nicole and Britney went to check the vehicle out as the girls walked for twenty minutes from the house when they spot the white 1994 Sadan. Nicole popped open the hood looked at the electrical problem an said,"I don't know much about vehicle's that have this problem will just call a mechanic in the morning for now you can stay

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No I am not lesbian,I stand up for them no matter what. Some days I do want to become lesbian but I know I won't cause I am still into guy's...yes they have either broken my heart or I did there's but I am not gonna change that. I am very stubborn I know but life is not gonna change for me because I am to impatient if life wanted me to be lesbian I would have been that already if life wants me bisexual than thats what I am, if I am straight then thats what I choose. But my attraction towards woman isn't gonna change cause of one thing that I achieved. So for right now I am gonna say I am bisexual or bicurious cause I still want to finish part of my dream but I will have to wait. So everyone enjoy the new background and if you don't like what I said then you can leave my profile I don't care how many friends I lose cause I accept who I am.... Love, Amber this is for my myspace and other sites....but still only want ladies on my list.

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Lesbian Couple Attacked By Man Outside Oshawa School
Our website may just be about girls kissing, but we do defend lesbians. Thanks to SHANNON MARIE for passing the news on to us. OSHAWA -- Anji Dimitriou has a black eye days after she was attacked in front her children's school. She says her vision is still blurry and the shock is still sinking in. Ms. Dimitriou, 30, and her lesbian partner Jane Currie, 37, said Friday they still can't believe what happened. "He clocked me right in the face, like right in the side of my face, and I hit my truck and I couldn't see anything, like I blacked out," Ms. Dimitriou said. "I was awake but I could hear everything but I just couldn't see anything. Then I think he clocked me again right in the top of my head." Classes had just let out Monday at Gordon B. Attersley elementary school on Attersley Drive, according to the couple. Ms. Dimitriou said she was helping her son put his backpack into the car when another student's father came toward her and began yelling.

Lesbian Story(part 2)
Nicole dials the number slowly as she shakes, putting the phone to her ear. Nicole waits for one of them to pick up, which one of them did her best friend that she tells everything to says,"Hello baby girl" Nicole replies still shaking,"Hello mom, can you put the phone on speaker I want dad to hear what I have to say and you both best be sitting down." Her mother sits the phone on the kitchen table holding her father's hand,"Ok honey were ready, what is it you want to tell us?" Nicole takes a deep breath an leaves out a sigh replying,"Mom and Dad, I...I am...uh...Lesbian and I have a girlfriend named Britney." Nicole's parent's sit their in shock looking at each other as Nicole is still waiting for their response as she says,"Mom,Dad you there?" Both of them respond quick,"Yes, we are here." Nicole tries not to freak out on what they have to say,"So what do you think?" Mom just walks away leaving dad at the phone he says,"Sorry daughter we don't approve, you need a man not some woman."

Lesbianism
So I find out tonight whether or not my ex is going to be attempting to screw up my credit or not. Granted, either way I'll be ok, key word there was attempting, but depending on what he does I guess will just really show what kind of person he really is. And I'm thinking if he tries to screw me, I'm gonna end up hating myself even more for getting involved with such a douchbag and for making some pretty poor decisions on my part. You guys really know how to make a girl wanna go full blown lesbian!!! Gah! Oh, and note to all. Never, ever, ever, ever put anything on your credit cards for someone you're not married too. Period. Even if you are engaged like I was. Just, no! .:*:.Ellen.:*:.

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Lesbian Soldier
Lesbian GI Seeks Asylum in Canada September 10, 2009 Agence France-Presse A lesbian who deserted the U.S. military has requested asylum in Canada, claiming she faced harassment and death threats from fellow Soldiers over her sexual orientation, media said Wednesday. Pvt. Bethany Smith, 21, claimed she had asked the U.S. military for a discharge after being outed by another Soldier who spotted her walking hand in hand with a woman at a mall. But she was denied because her superiors wanted to send her to Afghanistan, she told Canadian media. In deferring her case until she returned from Afghanistan, the U.S. military broke its so-called "don't ask, don't tell" policy of discharging openly gay members, she contends. A Canadian immigration panel rejected her refugee claim -- believed to be the first by a lesbian or gay American Soldier. But she appealed Tuesday to a federal court to overturn the tribunal's decision. According to reports, Smith claimed she was b

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The Lesbian Start Of My Life...when I Knew.
I have thought alot recently about the time that I KNEW I was at leastbisexual ...and for me that was a very early age, even though I didn'tact upon it physically until I was 19. I bring this up because in"chats" with several women on yahoo, quite a few women seem to be latecomers to this aspect of theirsexuality. As if they had gone their whole lives until one day at theage of 25,35 or later, "poof...im into women I think."When I was 12, it seems there was a perfect storm of TV shows thatshowed women together...one in particular with a girl not much olderthan I was at the time coming to terms with her desires, as well asscenes in movies, and chapters in the books I was reading...it seemsthat "IT" kept coming up ...and "IT" kept calling my name as it were.The surefire final straw of when I KNEW came when I was reading somebook that my mom gave me to understand the birds and bees ..and it hada chapter on what lesbians did with each other. I seem to rememberthe slant of the writer was

Lesbian Love - My First Day At Office
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Le Scarpe E Gli Stivali Di Nike In Nessun Caso Hanno Smesso Correre
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juillet 24 , 2012 tabouf.com offrit des informations de produit chinois Bien que les dernières ventes de PC chiffres ont montré que le marché reste, tablette android 10.1 , le fait est que le segment des ordinateurs pas à son meilleur. Cependant, les fabricants ne cessent d'innover pour suivre les tendances sans perdre des ventes. Donc, il ya espoir pour le marché des PC? Nous avons vu différentes faons de lever le secteur. Le modèle d'ordinateur portable appelé ultrabooks normalisé par Intel et le lancement de Windows 8 est la preuve. Mais leurs grands rivaux, les smartphones et les comprimés, font beaucoup de dégats. Microsoft lui-même annoncé en TechEd Europe que les comprimés devaient être les stars de l'année prochaine. Un produit qui n'a cessé d'augmenter en popularité et les ventes. D'où les ventes de PC au cours de l'année ont été en chute libre pour les iPads marché différentes. Mais la tablette android 4.0 n'est pas le seul concurrent aux ordinateurs traditionnel

Les Comprimés Les Plus Performantes Android Aujourd'hui
Contrairement ordinateurs portables et PC, tablettes ne sont pas très définis par leurs critères de performance. Les tests d'évaluation disponibles pour les comprimés ne sont pas tous multi-plateforme, et que ces essais ne sont pas toujours d'offrir des résultats particulièrement significative au-delà d'un nombre d'index que vous pouvez comparer travers comprimés assortis. Pourtant, des repères demeurent l'une des meilleures mesures objectives de la performance d'un comprimé. Nous avons mis les derniers comprimés à travers l'analyse comparative de la sonnerie-ainsi que par vos propres essais PCWorld a de la vie de la batterie et la recharge à voir comment ils se comparent à Apple de troisième génération iPad et iPad 2. Dans l'ensemble, comme vous allez le voir sur les graphiques ci-dessous, nous avons découvert que Nvidia Tegra 3-comprimés à base accessoire android sont parmi les plus performants là-bas. (Sur les tablettes, nous avons évalué dans ce groupe, seulement iPads

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Le passage à des smartphones et windows tablet est devenu un glissement de terrain cette année, écrasant le désir pour les ordinateurs portables et de faire pression sur les fabricants pour s'adapter à l'ère de l'Internet mobile. La tendance a promis de prendre de l'ampleur en 2013, avec des personnes utilisant des gadgets portables pour rester connecté à Internet lors de vos déplacements et le passage à des systèmes sophistiqués dans les maisons ou les bureaux. "Les comprimés ne tuera pas les PC (ordinateurs personnels)," analyste de Forrester Research Frank Gillett déclaré à l'AFP. Comprimés va les obliger à évoluer." Signes que l'évolution est en cours incluent Microsoft Windows pour synchroniser la refonte la plus largement utilisée dans le monde du système d'exploitation d'ordinateur avec tablettes et smartphones, ainsi que les ordinateurs de bureau et ordinateurs portables. Microsoft est même de vendre sa tablette surface propre basée sur le logiciel Windows 8 sorti

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Les ventes de Mini iPad ont démenti les attentes d'Apple, notebook pas cher et elle augmente les écrans iPad Mini de 6 millions à 12 millions. Apple avait mal calculé la popularité de la Mini iPad serait. La société de Cupertino avait initialement commandé pour 6 millions de panneaux d'affichage de 7,85 pouces. Toutefois, cet inventaire des écrans est devenu terriblement courte. Apple a dû augmenter les commandes de 12 millions d'unités. Apple a lancé l'iPad Mini pour profiter de l'essor tablette 7 pouces ou sur le marché phablet. Droit depuis son lancement le 2 Novembre, il était resté en pénurie. Auparavant, elle a expédié en deux à trois semaines. Le Mini iPad était rare dans les magasins. Selon David Hsieh, du NPD, Quand Apple a dévoilé le mini iPad en Octobre nombreux critiqué son prix de 329 $ comme trop cher pour un PC tablette 7 [pouces] segment, la concurrence compte tenu des autres tablettes PC de 7 pouces, y compris Amazon Kindle Fire , Google Nexus, ASUS et de

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Les tablette google de 7 pouces occupent 75 pour cent des ventes de The Phone House au cours du mois de Décembre. Selon The Phone House, seront les tablettes de 7 pouces qui règnent à Noël. Et, The Phone House a vu les ventes de ces appareils ont augmenté de 150 pour cent par rapport aux résultats de la Noël 2011. La popularité de ces comprimés est principalement due à quatre raisons: confort, "à sept pouces de les rendre plus à l'aise en tout lieu et à la situation. Ils sont utiles pour de nombreux types d'utilisateurs indépendance, comme le Wi-Fi, vous n'avez donc pas besoin d'embaucher un coût de connexion de données "et, surtout, en tenant compte de la situation économique nous traversons, le prix. Sur la base de ces facteurs, les achat tablette tactile 7 pouces que 75 pour cent des ventes de The Phone House au cours du mois de Décembre. En ce qui concerne les faits saillants les plus populaires de la Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 7-pouces et 10,1.

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Lesh
I think I put this one in here simply because I haven't updated in a while. This is more or less a sorrowful attempt by Lesh to find out if I'll masturbate on cam for him. We all know how that gets played out. As usual, my thoughts are in [brackets]. Lesh: hello DD: Hello Lesh: what up DD: Nothing much, what's up with you? Lesh: nm DD: Quiet day? Lesh: lol do you have yahoo [hint 1 he didn't read the profile] DD: Yes, why? Lesh: just ask can i have your name on it DD: [edited] [I decided to give it just to see what he would say] Lesh: are u on it [well duh!] DD: yes Switched to Yahoo: sfasjo8: hello Jessi: hi sfasjo8: do you have webcam [wow... first fucking thing! Would never have seen that one coming...] Jessi: yes sfasjo8: can i see you on it [dammit! He didn't ask to see it... would have loved to send that pic of the cam itself... oh well] Jessi: no sfasjo8: y Jessi: Why do you want to see me on it? sfasjo8: to

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so. . . i start crushing. . . a huge thing i set myself up for. . . destruction. I start thinking that i might have something -- and than i realize. I'm just a small town girl, not living up to anyones standards. And i like him, and think he likes me. not really a blog, but sometimes you know. I just want to scream.

Le Sigh
Oh man... can't sleep. Need to sleep though. Don't even really know why I'm writing on here instead of on my usual blog. Figured, what the hell, change of pace, right? Switch things up. I spent the day doing nothing. That's probably why I'm not tired. This week has just been a mess, lots of ups and downs. Very frustrating.... very. I've had such high hopes for certain things and then been let down. Sucks. I actually let myself have feeling for someone for the first time in years and I just got kicked in the teeth pretty much. Wonderful! Woohoo! Time to go back to being the stone cold bitch I'm used to being. Gross... at least I told him off, gave it to him hard. Bwahaha. I swear, I can love you to death, or get ya good right in the sweet spot. Bleh. I'm bored. I wish it was friday so I could be up on the island with my boys... at the bar... drinking. Or... something, with someone.

Le Sigh
If I were smart I'd stop thinking about stupid shit that I don't have any control over. I'd stop feeling so sorry for myself and focus on what's good in my life. * I have great friends. Jeremy is such a great help when it comes to advice. Since he has a daughter I'm able to ask advice along those lines- but he's also looking out for me. If he thinks I'm making a mistake he will call me on it. Jenn is great- especially for pregnancy advice... Ange and Jenn both are the best for guy advice. * My baby. So far healthy and everything is going great. I can't wait until I can find out if it's a boy or a girl. I think I say that at least once a day... more over I can't wait to hold my baby. It scares me beyond belief but.. dear god it's... I can't explain it right. * My family is great. They always have been. I'm flying home to NJ on the 19th and I really can't wait. Aside from the other stuff that I miss (REAL fuckin chinese food OHMYGOD) it's going to be great to seem everyone. I'm

Le Sigh
EVANESCENCE LYRICS "Call Me When You're Sober" Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. Should I let you fall? Lose it all? So maybe you can remember yourself. Can't keep believing, We're only deceiving ourselves . And I'm sick of the lie, And you're too late. Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. Couldn't take the blame. Sick with shame. Must be exhausting to lose your own game. Selfishly hated, No wonder you're jaded. You can't play the victim this time, And you're too late. Don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. You want me, Come find me. Make up your mind. You never call me when you're sober. You only want it cause it's over, It's over. How could I have burned paradise? How could I - you were never mine. So don't cry to me. If you loved me, You would be here with me. D

*le Sigh*
So I'm trying to find a new job. The one I have now is not challenging enough and I'm bored silly. I uploaded my resume on this website, filled all the silly little questionaires out, then I clicked that lil button that says "best picks" and got this awesome message that said "we're sorry, we cannot find any picks for you at this time." *sigh* I have failed at life. I am doomed to be patient registration until the end of time.

Le Sigh
Am I the only one that when upset says whatever is on my mind at the moment, even if its something I am not wanting? My mouth has always been my worst enemy and I wish I knew how to correct it. Ya, I have heard stop and think before speaking, but there are times when I am hurting that I can't stop and anything on the tip of my tongue is spewed. Maybe living life as a mime would be better at times, yet I could never not speak, I am too much of a people person. I won't say what this blog is really pertaining to, all I will say is once again my mouth did it to me :(

Lesli Ann
LESLI ANN by Catherine Feese Lesli Ann was our girl She wouldn't do you any harm to you If harm would come to you She would be there for you She had a big heart filled with love That God gave to her from above If she could she would be here for us all She would say, "please don't cry I love you all Just be good and when it's time You'll see my smiling face in the sunshine my loving heart is with you all Just remember that I love you all!!!!"

Lesli's
subject: 9-11 Inside outside,written by lesli Johnson My best friend missys daughter post date: 2007-06-27 18:53:10 views: 19 comments: 1 ratings: 0 Inside I cry helplessly,smpathy for the familys who lost ones they love. Inside I feel like I can help,I want to but I can't. Inside is the pain and anger about that september day when everyone felt like the world stopped turning. Outside the staue of liberty weeping a tear. Outside I am thrying to stand strong,I want to cry,but nothing will come out. Outside the towers stand,minutes later innocent people doing thier jobs are dead. She wrote this back 9-15-2001 when she was 12.

Lesley
What Lesley Means You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together. You are the total package - suave, sexy, smart, and strong. You have the whole world under your spell, and you can influence almost everyone you know. You don't always resist your urges to crush the weak. Just remember, they don't have as much going for them as you do. You are a free spirit, and you resent anyone who tries to fence you in. You are unpredictable, adventurous, and always a little surprising. You may miss out by not settling down, but you're too busy

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Don’t hang upCan we talkSo confusedIt’s like I'm lostWhat went wrongWhat made you goDon’t pretend you don’t knowThis is meI'm unchangeableWhen did weFall apartOr did you lieFrom the startWhen you saidIt's only youI was blindSuch a foolThinking weWe're unbreakableIt was you and me against the worldAnd you promised me forever moreWas it something that I saidwas it something that I didCuz I gotta knowWhat made me unbeautifulI've been toldWhats done is doneTo let it goAnd carry onAnd deep insideI know that’s trueI'm stuck in timeI'm stuck on youWe were still untouchableIt was you and me against the worldAnd you promised me forever moreWas it something that I saidWas it something that I didCuz I gotta knowWhat made me unbeautifulWake up, wake up, wake upCuz I'm only dreamingGet out, get out, get out, get outGet out of my head nowBecause we’re much betterAll togetherCan’t let goIt was you and me against the worldAnd you promised me forever moreWas it

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Twenty four days before Christmas, in a state in the south, Les Miles was pissed as he opened his mouth.“Miles to Michigan,” was reported as fact. To which Miles responded, “Herbie you don’t know jack!” The Tigers had suffered a gut wrenching loss, At the hands of McFadden and the rest of the hogs. And Bo in his sweatshirt, and Miles in his Hat. Were determined to prove they were better than that! When the Tennessee Vols ran out on the field, There were ruckus applause from the mentally ill. Still in the locker room, Les told his team, “This season ain’t over. We still have a dream.” The hurt throwing arm of QB Matt Flynn Meant Ryan was the man they put their faith in. Then the fans all heard, what Les said in the Dome. “I ain’t goin’ anywhere. I’m happy. I’m Home!” The fans were still thinking “This might be a trick.”‘til someone pointed out “Hey, this guy ain’t Nick!” The Hat took the field for this championship game, And he brought all his Tigers, and called

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So tonight, I went to see Les Mis. I gotta tell you, I was completely taken by surprise at how well done it was. There was not a dry eye in the theater. Including myself. Now I had seen the Broadway production 4 times. And each time I was amazed. But there was something different about the Movie adaptation. Many broadway enthusiests hated how it was done, but I thought it brought real emotion to the characters. The Sing-Song-Speak is very effective. And the fact that they broguth Colm Wilkenson in to play the priest was just brilliant. The ONLY Problem I had with it, and you can't even call this a problem, was they had to change the key for Russle Crowe to play Javert. The initial Duet between Marius and Cosette was fantastic. This is one of those parts where I mentioned they brough emotion to the characters. He sang it like a nervous man would. And Eponine, just absolutely heartbreaking. It's one thing to hear it on Broadway in a loud voice, but when you are w

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feels like moving through a dream lost deep in thought in emerald pools imagining a future not so far off daydreaming happily of smiling at you laughing into the wind,staring at the clouds above describing where weve been,tales of loss and love hand and hand we cease to be two,but one united intertwined souls cant be divided standing in sunshine and outshining it by far is your beautiful green eyes ,my beautiful star it will be a delight to see what the future has in store for us two and theres no one id rather discover it with than you

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I finally tallied the results on everyones favorite guitar- Gibson Les Paul-35 Votes Fender Stratocaster-32 Votes Winner by 2 votes-The Gibson Les Paul! Thank you for your votes, I enjoyed this MUMM with you guys and keep in touch!

Les Paul Dies At Age 94
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Les Paul
(CNN) -- Les Paul, whose innovations with the electric guitar and studio technology made him one of the most important figures in recorded music, has died, according to a statement from his publicists. Paul was 94. Paul died in White Plains, New York, from complications of severe pneumonia, according to the statement. Paul was a guitar and electronics mastermind whose creations -- such as multitrack recording, tape delay and the solid-body guitar that bears his name, the Gibson Les Paul -- helped give rise to modern popular music, including rock 'n' roll. No slouch on the guitar himself, he continued playing at clubs into his 90s despite being hampered by arthritis. "If you only have two fingers [to work with], you have to think, how will you play that chord?" he told CNN.com in a 2002 phone interview. "So you think of how to replace that chord with several notes, and it gives the illusion of sounding like a chord." Guitarists mourned the loss Thursday. "Les Paul was truly a 'one

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Lessons
why is it that people hurt each other why can't we all get along for thoose that have been hurt it sucks for thoose that do the hurting it will come back to u and thoose that walk this world watching others hurt why do u do that can you not see that walking around with ur eyes shut causes someone to have pain wake up stand up don't let other feel the pain i have felt so much it my life it is not fair all i want is joy just like everyone eleas it is time we make the world a better place everyone dry ur eyes and stand up for grace.

Lessons
Teach me a lesson A lesson of love One that helps me One that teaches me How to be true Teach me a lesson A lesson on how to care How not to be mean That lets me gain friends And care for others Teach me a lesson of tears A lesson of the meaning of tears How to hide them And not to let them be known Unless they are tears of joy Teach me a lesson of control A lesson to keep me from flipping out How to be in control Of the evil actions that come up Also in control of my feelings Teach me a lesson of courage Courage tolove To laugh To be happy The courage to be just me Lessons oh lessons There are so many lessons Teach me one at a time Slowly but surely I will learn them all And always remember them Because a well taught lesson Leaves a lasting impression forever

Lessons
1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely, " said the professor "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older African American woman was stan

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Well ya'll tomorrow is the big day (Friday). I will have my surgry. For my new friends and fans that I have aquired lately. I am having my ovary removed due to cancer. Good thing is that I do get to come home the same day. wooohoooo. So ya'll wish me luck....if ya want too. Cya all on the flip side. MUCH LOVE and PEACE -MissL8tyBird-

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Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office.....but she belonged to someone else... One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a $100 if you let me have you!" But the girl said "NO!" Johnny said, "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up." She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Ask him for $200, then pick up the money very fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down." So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened. She replied, "The bastard used coins!" Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety, before agreeing to it and getting screwed.

Lessons From A Tree
Today I was on my porch having my morning coffee and I was just kind of zoning out. Ive had a lot on my mind lately . I was just staring into the leaves on the huge Maple tree out front. I saw it differently this morning. I saw the leaves that were changing color, and I also saw the leaves that were still green. Just like me this Maple tree is holding on. Even though it is a change of the season and it is inevitable, it still holds the green leaves as if summer was going to last forever. And just like me, this tree has a multitude of color, scars, success and failures. And that is what makes this tree different from the rest. No better, and no worse, just what it is. Its funny, in the spring you don’t see the tree holding on to the dead leaves. Maybe I could learn to be more like a tree. Maybe if this tree was like us, it wouldn’t grow new leaves in fear of losing them yet again. Im sure there is a whole psychology behind this, but that would mean I would have to really delve into

Less Than A Week Away
With my holidays less than a week away I am getting excited, but also very nervous. I've never been on a plane before so I find that a little scary. Maybe not so much the plane itself as it is the airport and such. I know that sounds silly to some, but hey who knows what could happen! lol Then there's work of course. I feel guilty about taking the time off even though I definitely deserve it and need it badly. I feel as though I am teetering at the edge and if I don't do something soon I will fall off. Depression has hit me hard this year and sometimes I feel as though I'm never going to be able to dig myself out. I figured a good way to try to cope is take a holiday and get away from it all! Only 4 days away and counting down...I guess I better get my shit together and start packing eh? lol Let you all know about it when I get back!

A Lesson In Life
Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good or bad luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, if they be events, illnesses or relationships, life would be like a smoothly paved, straight, flat road to nowhere. If someone hurts you, betrays you , or breaks you heart, forgive them. For they have helped you learn about trust and the importance of being cautious to who you open your heart to. If someone loves you, love them back unconditionally, not only because they love you, but because they are teaching you to love and opening your heart and eyes to things you would have never seen or felt without them. Make every day count. Appreciate every moment and take from it everything that you possibly can, for you may never be able to experience it again. Talk to people you have never talked to before, and actually listen. Hold your head up be

Lesson
Life Lesson Like a child released from punishment into beckoning rays of weekend sun I am tied no more to any shame since over my anguish I’ve finally won. Hidden away in the darkened corners no redemption seemed sure to come my way so I remained locked within such despair believing I had nothing more to say. But from smoking ashes of buried rage cooled by many rains of sorrowful tears an archangel rises in much glory to slay my own demons with shield and spear. Like an explorer sailing global seas under countless stars that direct the course there are no obstacles to hinder me since my will has become a striving force. Hidden away in the darkened corners believing I had nothing more to say. It is strange how one can instantly change when the price of growth seems expensive to pay

Less Than Three Days Left To Pet Hazels Pussies!
The wait is over, "Hazels Cutest Pets Contest" is now open!!! Okay voting for my contest is now open. If you wish to see some of the most cutest and adorable pets on the L.C., please click the links below. Please take the time and vote by rating and commenting one and only one in each catagory. Multiple votes will not be counted. By the way this contest has consumed a whole lot of my time on the L.C., it took me almost three hours to notify all 44 the contestants the contest was about to start. So if I have not been able to get back to everyone messaging me, I apologize. *kisses and spanks* Hazel Cum and pet my pussies, lol! [Hazel's Cutest Kitties] Thats right bitches, I let the dogs out! Who, who, who........ And now you know. [Hazel's Cutest Puppies] Pythons, sugar gliders and dragons OH MY! [Hazel's Other Cutest Pets] Thank Yous Some of you have been reposting my bulletin. Thank you so much!!! You guys are so sweet and nice, I love all of my new

A Lesson Learned...
A young boy went up to his father and asked him: "Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment, then answered: "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied: "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied: "Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?" The boy then went to his brother and asked: "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a millio

Lesson In Courage
Lesson in Courage By Ami Fox as told to Dianne Gill Numbly, I walked through the neonatal intensive care unit. "He's been through so much," I breathed, as I peered at my little boy in his incubator. How long can he keep going like this? "He's a fighter," doctors had told me. But in my heart, I couldn't find the courage to hope. Little did I imagine it would be this little fighter himself who would teach me the meaning of courage. . . . My husband Jon and I had rejoiced when we found ourselves staring at a positive home pregnancy test. "A baby brudder - or sister!" cried Samantha, four, and Emma, three. Then one night when I was just twenty-four weeks along, a sharp pain and a gush of fluid jarred me awake. "Something's wrong," I panicked. "There's a small tear in your amniotic sac," the doctor said. He hoped medication would delay my labor until the baby's lungs could develop. But one week later, contractions started. "You hav

Lesson In Life
Sometimes people come into your life and you know right away that they were meant to be there, to serve some sort of purpose, teach you a lesson, or to help you figure out who you are or who you want to become. You never know who these people may be, your neighbor, your coworker, a long lost friend, or a complete stranger. When you lock eyes with them, you know at that very moment they will affect your life in some profound way. Sometimes things happen to you that may seem horrible, painful, and unfair at first, but in reflection you find that without overcoming those obstacles you would have never realized your potential, strength, willpower, or heart. Everything happens for a reason. Nothing happens by chance or by means of good luck. Illness, injury, love, lost moments of true greatness, and sheer stupidity all occur to test the limits of your soul. Without these small tests, whatever they may be, life would be like a smoothly paved,straight, flat road to nowhere. It wou

Less Time Online
I thought this was easier than letting each person know individually. Tomorrow I start a new job and as such I won't be online nearly as much. I'm really looking forward to it as it's been a long time coming. Hopefully now I can start paying off the credit card. Take care everyone xox Kiwi

Lessons In Nature
I'm not a gay basher. This is just a funny joke. A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment. Then took her foot and stomped them flat and said, "Well,

Lesson Learned
Desire’s Fires Wild desire’s my mind does seek Temptations of my flesh so weak A soul in torment longing for the unknown Conflicted conscience of all it’s been shown Trust destroyed vows taken in vain Lost in the past the tears do rain Unwilling to tread the cutting path Knowing I face the scorned ones wrath Two who suffer pain they never earned I can’t change the course of one I spurned Hurt is due the one who my affection did alienate Lost is the driven soul so detestably full of hate Never to be at peace in this world or the next A curse placed upon a heart an immortal hex Never loving and never free to love true Cost of the past coming long over due A desire to bring nothing but hurt and pain Torture from one soul driven insane Knowing a love that it can never have in this life Knowing no one wants to call her wife Lies that murdered trust and killed all I held inside A path that was chosen that is long and wide The easier softer way of fleeting desi

Lessions From Love
Our never ending love has turned sour. Feeling weak, I’m losing my power. I hurt so hard, I’m left in a daze. My Heart is ablaze. Falling to the ground, I have never been this down. My head feeling like a boulder. I feel a hand on my shoulder. Lifting my head, seeing Him grin. I know where you have been. I have been there before. I know this hurts down to your core. But, you have much to gain, From this terrible pain. With this broken love, you’ll learn, When it is true love’s turn. Someone special you will meet, And you’ll climb back on your feet. Forever your heart will know, You have helped me grow. Deep in my heart you’ll live, Grateful for what you had to give. Life has not always been kind. Happiness, I truly hope you’ll find.

Lessons
I am a shell of who I used to be, a smear of the clear view, and yet no one can tell. This life has taken me so may places. I have been places I wanted to be, yet still have many places to go to get where I need to be. I have had some things I want, and wanted so many of the thing I couldn't have, and yet still there are things I need. My words have touched people that didn't want to be touched, and yet I still my words have not touched anyone I wanted them to touch. I have thought about things I shouldn't have, and yet the thoughts I should will quickly fade away. Life is an ever changing event....one after the other and yet the only one thing that will remain constant is death. I have caused pain to people I really didn't mean to, and have not phased the ones I planned to. I have cried dreadful tears and sobbed painfully, yet I still find time to smile, my heart has been broken many many times and I harbor resentful feelings yet I still can love. My eyes have seen glory, and yet I st

Lessons I've Learned So Far. ♥
A time comes in your life when you finally get it...When in the midst of all your fears and insanity you stop dead in your tracks and somewhere the voice inside your head cries out - ENOUGH! Enough fighting and crying or struggling to hold on. And, like a child quieting down after a blind tantrum, your sobs begin to subside, you shudder once or twice, you blink back your tears and through a mantle of wet lashes you begin to look at the world through new eyes. This is your awakening. You realize that it's time to stop hoping and waiting for something to change or for happiness, safety and security to come galloping over the next horizon. You come to terms with the fact that he is not Prince Charming and you are not Cinderella and that in the real world there aren't always fairytale endings (or beginnings for that matter) and that any guarantee of "happily ever after" must begin with you and in the process a sense of serenity is born of acceptance. You awa

A Lesson For Life
A student asks a teacher: What is love? The teacher said: in order to answer your question, go to the paddy field and choose the biggest paddy and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick. The student went to the field, go thru first row, he saw one big paddy, but he wonders....may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one... but may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him. Later, when he finished more than half of the paddy field, he start to realize that the paddy is not as big as the previous one he saw, he know he has missed the biggest one, and he regretted. So, he ended up went back to the teacher with empty hand. The teacher told him, this is love... you keep looking for a better one, but when later you realize, you have already miss the person The student asked: What is marriage then? The teacher said: In order to answer your question, go to the corn field and

Lessons Of Life
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. 5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food. 6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. 7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. 8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. 9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. 10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandpa's lap. GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: 1) Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree. 2) Wrinkles don't hurt. 3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts. 4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. 5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside. 6) Middle age is when you choos

Lessons From The Court
LESSONS FROM THE COURT Life lessons can come from unexpected places. I have learned much about myself from the game of racquetball. In fact, I have learned a great deal over the years about all aspects life and living on the racquetball court. Here are some of the more important lessons that have come from the court: 1. People play better when they are encouraged. It's true in life, too. People do better when they are encouraged, rather than criticized, condemned and judged. 2. When two or more people occupy a small space, they should learn to share. It goes for planets, too. 3. The only way to get better is to practice. And in life, the only way to improve relationships, learn courage or be happy is to practice. 4. Pay attention. Those who lose their focus, lose games. And those people who are too distracted by yesterday or tomorrow will never live today fully and joyously. Focus o

A Lesson In Love
If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, be gentle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just didn't choose to rest in the other person’s heart. If you find someone else in love with you and you don't love him/her, feel honored that love came and called at your door, but gently refuse the gift you cannot return. Do not take advantage, do not cause pain. How you deal with love is how you deal with you, and all our hearts feel the same pains and joys, even if our lives and ways are different. If you fall in love with another, and he/she falls in love with you, and then love chooses to leave, do not try to reclaim it or to assess blame, let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will know in time. Remember that you don't choose love. Love chooses you. All you can really do is accept it for all its mystery when it comes into your life. Feel the way it fills you to overflowing, then reach out and give it away. Give it back

Less Of A Man
Less of a man I must be that I can't even tell the people I care about that I do. Less of a man I must be that I hide my happiness from the people I care about. Less of a man I must be that I can't tell people the truth about how I feel. Less of a man I must be that the gods took a life from me. Less of a man I must be that I can't forgive myself for anything. Less of a man I must be the death is a happy ending for me. Less of a man I must be that I lose people everyday cause of secrets I have. Less of a man I must be that I can't even provide anything to this world. Less of a man I must be that my demons still rule my life behind evryones back. Less of a man I must be that I know I'm always going to be lost in life. Less of a man I must be that I am never going to discuss tihs with anyone. an old writin but one i love!!!

Lessons On Life
Lessons on Life There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer and the youngest son in the fall. When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen. The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted. The second son said no, it was covered with green buds and full of promise. The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen. The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment. The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.

Lesson Of The Day ...never Lie To Your Mother
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but noticing how beautiful John's room-mate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his room-mate, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between John and his room-mate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Julie and I are just room-mates." About a week later, Julie came to John saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you 'did' take the gravy ladle from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the gravy ladle but the fact remains th

Less Then A Month
Well the time is getting closer now. I only got 22 days left until my boy leaves for basic. God I have no clue why or how I keep putting myself through all this. I just went through it from May to October and now Im gonna go through it again. This time we know it will be for at least six months...but I'll be honest I dont think he is going to make it through basic cuz he isn't gonna be able to pass the PT test but I try being positive for him. Part of me doesn't want him to make it through basic so I dont have to worry about him getting deployed but part of me wants him to make it cuz I know that is what he wants and I know why. He is always tellin me no to think of how many days there is before he leaves and to enjoy the time I have with him but when I only get to see him once a week and all its hard not to think about how lil time is left. Plus he doesnt realize how fast the time we have left will go and how slow the time he is gone will seem. I do cuz well yeah I just did it

The Lesson *rant*
This past holiday. It is Happy New Year. Not 'New Years' New Year's eve is the night before. The apostrophe 's' shows POSSESSION of the night to the new year dawning. Think a little and you wont sound ill educated to the rest of the world. *end Rant*

Lesson Of 2006
I feel like I'm stuck in this stand still. So much happened last year and I just wish that I could erase it all and start out my new year. But I don't feel like I can. I still feel stuck in 2006. A year where the asshole were the good guys and the good guys...well, it just makes me think of the saying...bad guys lie to get in your pants, good guys lie to get in your heart. I don't know what's worse. And when do we hit that point where we repeat a lie so much that it become true to even ourselves? We convience ourselves that something is wrong and we believe it, that someone loves us or that we love someone, and we fall, even if we hadn't meant to. That friends is enough...that we are finally over it...that we don't cry ourselves to sleep anymore...that it doesn't really hurt... We are always lying to ourselves and others for the better of everyone, but it is really better. When did honesty become so scary? This is my lesson from 2006, that truth is dead. Because we are t

Lesson Learned
She longs for his heartbeat to be beneath her ear, The sound of him breathing to kill the silence of the midnight air. Wants nothing more than to hold him near, For he has made the loneliness disappear. Yet the deep seeded fear of rejection shows it’s ugly rear, So she locks away the words she should speak to the one she holds dear. Only to find in time, That another has found the courage, And Spoke her heart and mind. Her chance passed her by. Through the tears she cries, She vows to speak her mind, Never again will a moment pass her by.

Lesson For The Damned
Fear forever cause its never You will die when you view that black cape approach For your first shall become last and walls drenched in blood fill your thought Going insane is the only way to deny it But, avoidance is weak like the newborn ready for the sacrifice Flys lay maggots on a decapitated head deep in the wood of sorrow Mysterious figures dance in the shadow while your eye catches a momentary glimpse of reality Your feeble mind cant comprehend Purple veins bulge in your cranium when your date is passed Finaly you sucumb in a shotgunblast KLINZ 3/25/98

50 Lessons To Ponder
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. (One written by a christian, of course) 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. (Another Christian one) 16. Life is too short

A Lesson In Logic
Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave. The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, history, and Logic. "Logic?" Jim says. "What's that?" The dean says, "I'll give you an example. Do you own a weedeater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weedeater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house." "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family." "Yes, I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then log

A Lesson I Learned Today
I saw something today that made me think. I was running into the drug store to pick up a few things for a sick friend, and as I was parking my car, I noticed a older lady pushing a stroller with a kid that at max was 2 years old. This being South Florida, it was a pretty safe bet that Grandma and the kid were taking a walk to the store. I didn’t want to open my door and cut her off so I waited. I wasn’t really in a hurry, so it was cool. I guess Grandma was tired from the walk, so she sat on a bench in front of the store in the shade and was talking to the little one. It warmed me to see the look on their faces so I sat there a extra minute or two just to smile a little. The ground was still wet from the rain earlier, but the bench was under the overhang. Being a good Grandma she put the stroller out in front of her on the side walk instead of next to her so she could not only watch the kid, but make all the sounds Grandma’s are so good at. That’s when I heard it. The pure

Lessons Learned
Yeah I kno it's a Carrie Underwood song all teeny bopperish and shit but the lyrics are real. You can't deny it and neither can I. There's some things that I regret, Some words I wish had gone unsaid, Some starts, That had some bitter endings, Been some bad times I've been through, Damage I cannot undo, Some things, I wish I could do all all over again, But it don't really matter, Life gets that much harder, It makes you that much stronger, Oh, some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were, Lessons learned. CHORUS: And every tear that had to fall from my eyes, Everyday I wonder how I get through the night, Every change, life has thrown me, I'm thankful, for every break in my heart, I'm grateful, for every scar, Some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were lessons learned. There's mistakes that I have made, Some chances I just threw away, Some roads, I never should've taken, Been some signs I shouldn't see, Hearts that I hurt needle

Lesson In Life
The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?" No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?" Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!" The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?" Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye." Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued, "As for you, yo

A Lesson In Politics
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the distribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in, and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his. One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult cour

Lessons Learned.
Wasting my time... Wasting my life... Wasting my heart... On something that will never be. Maybe it's time... To read between the lines... And let go of what's... Inside of me. It's so unfair... That I have to care... When indifference is all... That I ever see. So I'll shed this dream... Some things are what they seem... And call it a lesson... Learned this time by me.

* Lessons Of The Hanged Man *
Lessons of the Hanged Man The art of surrender and letting go To release oneself and go with the flow Accepting all that is Living in the kiss of bliss Ending all struggle, Being Vulnerable and Open, Emancipation Liberation, Freedom, Manumission from all libation Giving up control and accepting free will Setting yourself free and in silence still Reversal - turning the world around Knowing and growing in change abound Change of mind, peeling away the very rind Of all which can serve to hold you in its bind Overturning old priorities, Unchain and unfasten the keys For what it means to open up thee and set you free Seeing and knowing from a new perspective Upending the old order is your elective An about face, change of pace For the human race Suspending action, Pausing, reflecting as your faction Feeling, being, seing freeing outside of time Take time to just be outside the binds of this rhyme Turning over a new leaf to just be Giving up the sense of urgenc

A Lesson On Drinking Vodka
SIPPING VODKA This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Ju

Less Than 5000
Yay! Less than 5000 left to go! I will return the favor for everyone who helps! Thank you so much for everyone who has been fighting to keep me up where I am! ♥ Click on my picture to vote! ♥ ♥ HUGS AND KISSES ♥

Lessons In Life
* I've learned to never be afraid to act silly in public; someone might laugh at you, but without your silliness, they may not have laughed at all that day. * I've learned that sometimes the best advice in the world to give someone is no advice at all; just an available ear, a box of tissues and a warm embrace. * I've learned that we all have times in our life when we fall; it's what we do when we get back on our feet that counts. * I've learned that sometimes ignorance truly is bliss and that if you don't want to know the truth, don't ask the question. * I've learned that you can be in a room full of hundreds of people and feel alone; but true happiness is found when you can be in a room alone and never feel lonely. * I've learned never to leave a project unfinished, for tomorrow you might lose the ability to get it done. * I've learned that the faith and belief from a child is more valuable than any luxury money can buy. * I've learned to never be afraid to sing

Lessons Learned
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory." Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity

Lessons
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin.

Lesson Learnned
As i had said in a past blog one can have too many friends but then you wonder are they your true friends or are they out to get you for some odd reason.? I been the trusting type for so long i think its time for me not to give in...i just find myself thing what should i do? like here in cherrytap... the cherry is sort of funny...... when you first get it... you popped a cherry.. yours or his.. then it just gets' old or just more exciting. but wonder who can pop the top cherry here... what is the top level? I guess my cherry hasnt been popped in a while..lol hmmmmmm wonder who will do it? pop me /fan me/ friend me............... are you scared of the challenge?

The Lesson In Haircuts
Okay...so last night i was sitting in Celtic Crossing when Nicole came in....I was happy to see her since I hadnt been out in months....and hadnt seen her in even longer amounts of time. Initally she gave me bad news by telling me that my ex jumpoff is now preggers by one of the bouncers from 152....and that they are engaged and getting married.... I went into hater mode for a minute cuz I missed that little fine piece of Puerto Rican Poon....but by the same token..... she had a temper like most latina women....and shed definitely cut a nikka (with a machete, that is)...especially an asshole like myself.... Anyway.....damn...I liked that bitch.....but talking to her friend Nicole (damn I know a lot of chicks named Nicole)...made me realize how many fine assed hairstylists I know....There is Angela at Dabbles, Nicole at Tre Regazza or whatever, Britney's fine ass at Supercuts, my frat brothers girlfriend at Gould's, Shelby at Goulds, Jennifer at some spot out in Wolfchase, Rach

Lessons We Learn In Life...
so i had to write an essay for a final in my english class which is due tomorrow, so i spent almost all day writing this paper. it is about life lessons, i dont share about this subject with many people, but i thought id share it with you today. please read it and let me know what you think of it. A SIGNIFICANT LIFE LESSON We all have lessons learned in life that are important to us. Some are spiritual, some are painful, some are small and some are life changing. My life lesson came in from a small child that helped me realize that we do not run our own life. This has made me a firm believer that God does exist and has us go through different situations not to punish us, but to help us learn and become the people he wants us to be. To start off with I would like to share with you a little about myself. I am a recovering drug addict, for years I was heavily under the influence of many different types of drugs, from methamphetamines to heroin. I would lie and steal

Lessons From Porn, Adapted By The Blogerific Mistress
30 Lessons from Porn 1. Women wear high heels to bed. ~Ladies, Fuck me boots are also acceptable bed wear. You dont know how many times I have falled asleep in a pair a saletto leather fuck me boots. Also waist cinchers, that unfortunatly, not a joke, but a long drunken new years story. 2. Men are never impotent. ~Riiiiigggghhhhhht... ladies, we are just impatient. See how it sounds similiar. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. ~Riiiiiiiggggghhhhhttt.... Oral sex is overrated...RIGHT GUYS????????? I mean I am sure YOU feel the same way when we go down on you, so 10 seconds tops on blow jobs as well? Let's just delete 3 for fairness sake. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. ~Ladies, we are missing out on tons of great potential sex partners by being shy. Once I stopped freaking out whenever a janitor, copy repair man, or electrician came i

30 Lessons From Porn
30 Lessons from Porn 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy when rooting. 11. People in the 70's couldn't shag unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the

Less Than A 1000 To Go!! And Im Out Of Comments... Help!!!
OMG.. I need everyone now!!! Im behind and its over today! But that means everyone has to go comment bomb for me so I can get my 30 day blast!! It ends today Please help!!! Please click on the picture to vote Well I was ahead for almost 2 weeks but I dropped to almost 6000 behind.. So.. I again need everyones help!! The contest ends today!! YAY.. First place is a 30 day blast and I would love to have it. So please come help me.. I can't do it alone. Thank you everyone who has gotten me this far!! I will as always return the favor for everyone who helps! I try to get to everyone and rate and fan all pages. I also will comment bomb contests.. Just let me know. Thank you so much to everyone who has been helping me! Please click on the picture to vote HUGS AND KISSES

Lessons Of Life
I have learned, There are easier things to do than find the right girl, like nailing jello to a tree. I have learned, Sometimes, all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand. I have learned, The worst way to miss someone is when they are standing right next to you and you know you can't have them. I have learned, I can't choose how I fell, but I can choose what I do about it. I have learned, No woman falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves.

30 Lessons To Learn Bout Sex & Porn
30 Lessons from Porn 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy when rooting. 11. People in the 70's couldn't shag unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the

Less Than 24hrs To Go
well it's only 20hrs til i get my head shaved for World's Greatest Shave & although at first i was only 'hey it's only hair' it's only in the last week or so that i've started thinking 'OMG this is a huge thing i'm doing'... it's gonna be at least 6 mths til i can do anything in regards to my hair & also means that i'm gonna start getn looks of sympathy from complete strangers on the street... but i know that in the end it's all gonna be worth the sacrifice cause although i'm only losing my hair i'm not going thru half the heartache that actual leukaemia patients are going thru with chemotherapy & radiotherapy among other things... 2 weeks ago a friend lost her son to leukaemia & today i found out that a friend's father has been given only 7mths with his battle of the very same disease... all i can say is one word WHY???? anyways i'm gonna leave this hear & the next time i make an entry in here i'm gonna 'BE BALD BABY':D

Lesson Learnt..carrie Underwood
There's some things that I regret, Some words I wish had gone unsaid, Some starts, That had some bitter endings, Been some bad times I've been through, Damage I cannot undo, Some things, I wish I could do all all over again, But it don't really matter, Life gets that much harder, It makes you that much stronger, Oh, some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were, Lessons learned. [Chorus:] And every tear that had to fall from my eyes, Everyday I wondered how I'd get through the night, Every change, life has thrown me, I'm thankful, for every break in my heart, I'm grateful, for every scar, Some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were lessons learned. There's mistakes that I have made, Some chances I just threw away, Some roads, I never should've taken, Been some signs I didn't see, Hearts that I hurt needlessly, Some wounds, That I wish I could have one more chance to mend, But it don't make no difference, The past can't be rewritt

Lessons
You taught me never to hold too fast, to try too hard, to hold too long. You said relinquishment is an art. You let me live the moment through the eyes of love, and said that hunger is relative to the need. You said that nothing could stand in my way that I couldn't cast aside. You believed in what I couldn't see. And through your eyes I've seen, what masters dare to emmulate, what life seldom shares what comes to only those who seek... In life there is a banquet take only what you can share and give richly... In giving, you will never lose a thing.

Lessons That Women Must Learn About Relationships! (yes I Said It)
Lessons That Women MUST Learn About Relationships: (Yeah I Said It!) 1. If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away if he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay. 2. Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior. 3. If you have ANY doubt in your mind about a man's character, leave him alone. 4. Allow your intuition to save you from heartache. 5. Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be. 6. Don't force an attraction. 7. Slower is better. 8. Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy. 9. If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck NO you can't "be friends." A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend. 10. Have faith in God regarding your relationship, but don't let faith make you stupid. God does things decent and in order. 11. Don't settle... If you settle for less than what you deserve, you get LESS than what you settled f

Lessons
i was thinking the other day of some of the things in life i had been taught and so i thought i would start posting some. 1. when you want to show someone how much you care sometimes the simplest actions work better than any gift like dancing with them to an old john lennon song in your room. " i frequently dance in the kitchen with my wife" 2. it is okay to have ice cream for breakfast as long as you have good company to eat it with. 3. anything to get by - this i was taught by my mom and it seems rather selfish but if you die then you dont get to do anything else so survival is key 4. you can please some of the people some of the time but you can offend everyone if you try hard enough. 5. if you want to know who looks at your ass then just put a give me a dollar patch above it and whoever does will reply i dont have a dollar 6. no matter how much you do in life you always want to do more 7. simple things are beautiful except simple people they are just scary a

Less Fortunate,a Blog About Giving
WEDNESDAY,4-4-2007 EVERYWHERE YOU GO,IT SEEMS THAT YOU MAY SEE SOMEONE IN NEED,PERHAPS LESS FORTUNATE THAN YOU,...I KNOW THAT SOME ARE JUST LOOKING FOR A HAND OUT,BUT THERE ARE THOSE PEOPLE WHO FALL ON HARD TIMES LOSE THEIR JOB,ECT,...THOSE ARE THOSE MOMENTS, IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYBODY,AND ALTHOUGH I ADMIT WE CAN'T HELP THEM ALL,MAYBE WE COULD JUST HELP ONE PERSON,IT IS NOT THEIR FAULT,LIFE CAN BE CRUEL,..AND WE WERE PROBABLY THERE ONCE,SO IT WOULD BE SELFISH NOT TO HELP,WHEN WE KNOW THAT WE ARE CAPABLE OF BEING CHARITABLE,...I SAW A MAN TODAY,I HAD NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE,HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAID,HOMELESS NOT BY CHOICE,CAN YOU HELP GOD BLESS,...SO I GAVE THE MAN A FEW DOLLARS AND SOMETHING TO EAT,...OFTEN TIMES WE FORGET,WHAT THAT FEELING IS LIKE,AND THINK THAT THEY MUST HAVE DESERVED THIS FATE,BUT PLEASE REMEMBER THE LESS FORTUNATE,FOR EVEN THEY DESERVE THE CHANCE,AND NOT BLAME OR JUDGED,DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD WANT TO BE DONE UNTO YOU,.... FOR WHEN YOU HELP SOMEONE IT COMES BACK TO

Less Then 2 Days
HELLO EVERYONE JUST WANTED TO GIVE U AN UPDATE OF HOW MY DAY HAS BEEN WELL LETS START OFF WITH I HAD ALOT BETTER DAY THEN I DID YESTERDAY...... YESTERDAY MY BOYS I WORK WITH WAS ASSES DAMN IT SUCKED TODAY THEY ALL WENT TO SCHOOL AND HAD A GOOD DAY................ AFTER WORK I WENT TO MY SONS IEP......... THAT WENT PRETTY GOOD JUST TRYIGN TO FIND OUT WHAT HE NEEDS TO WORK ON AND ALSO GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE LESS THEN 2 DAYS BEFORE MY MAN COMES HOME DAMN I CAN NOT WAIT.......... I MISS HIM SO MUCH I DIDNT THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE THIS HARD............... BUT ITS ALRIGH ITS ALMOST ALL DONE THEN HE WILL BE HERE WITH ME............ I LOVE U NATHAN AND I MISS U SO MUCH CAN'T WAIT TELL UR HOME........... BUT OTHER THEN THAT NOT MUCH GOING ON I WILL TALK TO ALL OF U LATER

Lesson Learned
When I was a child I lived with so much pain, My father left this world without having a chance to say good bye. Years went by and my Nana left us too, Fortunately she had this chance to see us all before her time came. More years go by and wouldn’t you know, Both of my other Grandparents left me with never having a chance to say good bye. The pain and loss I feel to this day, Of never having a chance to tell them all how much I love them. Never again will I miss a chance, To tell those I love just how much I care. Though their feelings may not be the same, My love for them will never change. This lesson I have learned is one I will share, Never miss a chance to tell those who are special to you, Just how much you care and love them. For our time is finite and ever so fleeting. by INXS421 04/04/07

Lessons
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a

Lessons
Life has taught me - ALL OF THESE ARE TRUE!!! > > Law of Mechanical Repair > After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to > itch or you'll have to pee. > > Law of the Workshop > Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. > > Law of Probability > The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the > stupidity of your act. > > Law of the Telephone > If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. > > Law of the Alibi > If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat > tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. > > Variation Law > If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will > start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). > > Law of the Bath > When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings. > > Law of Close Encounters > The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically > when you are with

5 Lessons
Five (5) lessons about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello'." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older Afr

Lessons Learned In Life.....
The Wooden Bowl I guarantee you will remember the tale of the Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a week from now, a month from now, a year from now. A frail old man went to live with his son, daughter-in-law, and four-year old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his eyesight was blurred, and his step faltered. The family ate together at the table. But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and failing sight made eating difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. When he grasped the glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with the mess. "We must do something about father," said the son. "I've had enough of his spilled milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." So the husband and wife set a small table in the corner. There, Grandfather ate alone while the rest of the family enjoyed dinner. Since Grandfather had broken a dish or two, his food was served in a wooden bowl! When the family glanced in Grandfather's direction, someti

Lesson....
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astoni shed at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a step up. As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and h

Lessons In Lfe!!!!!!
>THIS IS TRULY A GOOD LESSON TO ALWAYS REMEMBER! > >Eddie desperately wants to make love to the really >cute, really hot girl, Gina, in his office.... but she >is dating someone else. > >One day Eddie, terribly frustrated, says " Gina, I'll >give you a $100 if you let me make love to you..." > >She stares at him & says > >"Are you out of your mind?" > >Eddie replies, "Look, I'll be really fast. I'll just >throw the money on the floor; you bend down, and I'll >finish by the time you've picked it up." > >Gina hesitates a moment; then says she'll ask her >boyfriend, & see if he'll agree. > >So she calls him and explains the offer. > >Boyfriend says, "OK, but ask for $200; & then pick up >the money really fast. >He won't even be able to get his pants down. >Call me back as soon as you get the money." > >So she agrees and accepts Eddie's proposition. > >Half an hour goes by, & no call from Gina. > >Too impatient to wait any longer, boyfriend calls her; > >"W

Lessons And Tears
It's early morning, and I'm sitting here as I usually do, listening to the chickens, watching the shadows slip into sunlight in the wooded area outside my office window. This is my quiet time, that I use to do my thinking, and my household paperwork. Other times when I have been really sick, I just stay in bed, and snuggle up to Buddy, and we watch out the bedroom window as morning comes. He has made it his lil orange mission to see that I get all the kitty love I need. I am so grateful for his lil fat, warm presence.... Today as I sit here, I have such a mixed bag of emotions... there are many changes coming for me. Some so sad..... and some new adventures that I never dreamed were on their way. I'm hoping that I am able to handle it all. I'm not sure if it's my age, and a hormone issue, but I cry alot lately. Sometimes with good reason, sometimes for no reason at all. I just seem to have a sadness in me that I cannot shake off, and I try not to stay mired down in self p

Lesser Fool... January 2007
on hold. why is it when we love there are times more often than not that we feel life is like that, on hold? like some things are better saved til the right time comes up. perfect timing and waiting. im adept at waiting though things never turn up the way i want them to sometimes. at times the waiting paid off even if its years and years. but ive never mastered the art of perfect timing although sometimes i hit on it by mistake. mistakes. now theres a word im familiar with. earned my lot learned from some and still doing things over and over. how do u know when to wait and when to go for it? when you wait on one relationship and it doesnt work out u naturally assume if u go for it on the next one that maybe it will work. nah course not. ur the only constant in that equation therefore u ought to really figure out which would make the outcome you want. yet u really cant change what u are so most times u just keep repeating everything with disastrous results. im not one for conf

Lessons In Life!!!!
>THIS IS TRULY A GOOD LESSON TO ALWAYS REMEMBER! > >Eddie desperately wants to make love to the really >cute, really hot girl, Gina, in his office.... but she >is dating someone else. > >One day Eddie, terribly frustrated, says " Gina, I'll >give you a $100 if you let me make love to you..." > >She stares at him & says > >"Are you out of your mind?" > >Eddie replies, "Look, I'll be really fast. I'll just >throw the money on the floor; you bend down, and I'll >finish by the time you've picked it up." > >Gina hesitates a moment; then says she'll ask her >boyfriend, & see if he'll agree. > >So she calls him and explains the offer. > >Boyfriend says, "OK, but ask for $200; & then pick up >the money really fast. >He won't even be able to get his pants down. >Call me back as soon as you get the money." > >So she agrees and accepts Eddie's proposition. > >Half an hour goes by, & no call from Gina. > >Too impatient to wait any longer, boyfriend calls her; > >"W

30 Lessons From Porn ...
30 Lessons from Porn 1. Women wear high heels to bed. 2. Men are never impotent. 3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory. 4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her. 5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm. 6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men. 7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob. 8. Women always orgasm when men do. 9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket. 10. All women are noisy when rooting. 11. People in the 70's couldn't shag unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background. 12. Those tits are real. 13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt. 14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum. 15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the

Lessons In Love (lords Of Acid)
Here's a few ideas of what can be done to enjoy your sexlife even more Kiss that body Suck that body Feel that body Touch that body Move that body Feel that body Love that body Eat that body Caress that body Kiss that body Suck that body Lick that body Touch that body

50 Lessons In Life
50 Lessons In Life By Regina Brett The Plain Dealer, Cleveland , Ohio 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks. 16. Life is

Lessons For The Ladies, From A Lady
This was written by a woman. 1. Assuming he can just get a raging hard on whenever it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you decided to stop being a frigid bitch. Getting it hard is your job. I suggest you figure it out. 2. Thinking that kissing needs to be this sweet romantic thing all the time. Sometimes pressing your lips against your partners mouth while you get off is the hot. It depends on the situation. 3. Leaving him responsible for your orgasm. You know what gets you off. Tell him. If you don't, it's your own fault when he's snoozing and you're all wound up. 4. Expecting him to cuddle. Men and women are wired differently. Sex makes most women want to talk and bond and all that shit. It makes men pass out. It's a biological thing. Stop fighting it, and stop holding it over his head, it's not his fault. 5. Expecting him to fall asleep with you in his arms. That shit is uncomfortable after awhile

A Lesson In Pain
Lightly touching the dark mahaugany door her hazelblue eyes gazed almost as if they could see right through it. She let a deep yet soft breath escape her angelic pink lips before knocking on the door. In a clarity she heard his deep powerful voice with a silken undertone. "Enter.." Slowly she opened the door and stepped through, she felt his gaze on her. After pausing only a moment she made her way to the center of the room and sunk to yeilding knees. Her fiery red hair cascaded down over her shoulders as she held her firm supple back straight. Petite hands rested lightly on her thighs. She left her gaze forward as her head was held high. The room was dark with a hint of red light glowing. In front of her was an antique four poster bed. The rest of the room was elegantly yet simply decorated with an antique dresser and an armuoire placed perfectly around the room. A few oriental posters and ornaments adorned the walls. "You've returned to me..." the statement was made

Less Than 24 Hours Now...
In less than 24 hours, I will be clearing out all of my lists, except for the people that are in my family list. They have actually replied to me in the past two weeks since I've posted that I'm cleaning out my lists. If you haven't sent me either a CT e-mail, shout, or left me a comment, before midnight tomorrow night, you're off my lists. I'm not here to be counted as a number, but to actually meet people that are looking to make friends. Jason

Lessons
I stopped to watch my little one busy playing in his room. In one hand was a plastic phone; in the other a deflated balloon. I listened as he was saying to his make believe little friend and I'll never forget the words he said, even though it was pretend. He said, "teddys in the corner cuz he's not been very good. he didn't listen to a word I said or do the things he should." In the corner I saw his teddy bear all dressed in a bow and brown fur. It was obvious he'd been put there to sit all alone for sure. My son continued his "conversation," as I sat down on the floor. he said, "I'm all fed up I just don't know what to do with him anymore? He whines whenever I have to work and wants to play games, too; he never lets me do the things that I just have to do? He tries to help me with the dishes, but his arms just cannot reach and he doesn't know how to fold the towels and I don't have the time to teach. I have a lot of work to do

Lessons In Life....
dont judge others by their actions....but yourself in your intentions...take each moment as it comes...treat others as you wish to be treated...and learn not to hold a grudge...life is too short..make time for the ones you love...follow your heart ..and sometimes your head...let people know how you feel...see the beauty in everything...and everyone...dont worry about what is yet to come..the future hasnt happened yet..just take each day as it comes...with a deap breath..and a big smile...and live each day as if it was your last...there are things in life we dont want to happen...but have to accept...

• Lessons For Life: A Must Read •
• lessons for life: a must read • I received these in an email today, and it really helped me put a lot of things in perspective... hopefully they will provide as much light for you as they did for me.... 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello."

5 Lessons In Life!!!
First Important Lesson - The Cleaning LadyDuring my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I wasa conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I readthe last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman severaltimes. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know hername? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just beforeclass ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward ourquiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you willmeet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention andcare, even if all you do is smile and say 'hello' ". I've never forgottenthat lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the RainOne night, at 11.30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing onthe side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a las

Lessons From My First Mumm - Part 1 - Personal Power
So yesterday I wrote my first MUMM. I couldn't sleep, even though I had to work last night and I was going to write a very inspiring and heart opening blog but I decided to do the MUMM. It was a controversial question and I got some answers that were pure gems. I will write about them another time as there is something else about the MUMM I want to comment on. There was a second part to the MUMM that I made that was also interesting to me. Having answered a few MUMM's on Marriage, meeting people online and a few other things, I have noticed that along with blogs, ratings and comments, there are a lot of people who comment MUMMs, who just choose to be rude, inconsiderate and waste moments of their life being downright asinine. So I wrote some RULES for the MUMM about people answering with bullshit comments and decided to test them out. It didn't work out as I intended put it wasn't a failure either because I learned TONS of stuff from the test. I made some rules about not wanting

Lessons From My First Mumm - Part 2
I had one comment yesterday on my Mumm that I sort of wanted to single out. Actually, I could write several blogs on many of them cause there is so much to learn about sexual preference, sociology and biology and things that I haven't even touched on yet. But one comment I got was from this guy who said that if he met a woman who was bisexual, she wouldn't be for long because one time with her and she would be "converted". A guy I work with once said the same thing once about this lesbian he was talking to and said "That's when you know you are a real man!" Actually, that's when you know you are a real egotistical asshole who is coming from the ego, insecurities and complete cluelessness of what women want. It also shows a man who has no standards, has no idea how to qualify a woman to make sure she meets them and who has no consideration for who she chooses to be or live her life. If a man is so jealous and afraid of sharing the woman's love for women also, then he shouldn't

Lessons I Have Learned ...
I have had quite an interesting last few days on cherrytap~ I have had a revelaton about the whole downrater thing ... I have been serving as the per say greeting society for the newbies walking in and have found that there are quite a few that rate low because they just dont know the per say rules of engagement.. Most of them mean no harm.. Maybe we should try to help them along. Of course there are the spiteful mean people that just choose to be mean and pull your strings ... They are the ones looking to see you retaliate ..It makes them happy to know they pissed on your gate. I have chosen not to retaliate. It pays to kill people with kindness. For the most part of course .. I am sure all of of have seen what appears to be all out war here on cherrytap.... Is it really worth it for principal.. To prove what??? It takes alot more character to turn the other cheek than to engage in silly insults and war .. I believe All of us have seen enough drama. Maybe we should all consider using

The Less You Know, The More You Make
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business Executives and Sales People." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since: Knowledge = Power Time = Money It follows that: Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know,the more you make.

Lesson Of The Day
A good man once prayed with me held my hand spoke the words, sincere that i may forgive those who've done me wrong The anger for some fell And he wiped them gently from my face dried them from my eyes Forgive and forget, he said i can do one but never the other

Lessons Learned In Life
Lessons Learned from Life Life is a unique experience for every single person. Everyone has their own memories, their own perspective, and their own take on the world. While much of life can only be experienced, below are a few lessons that seem to stand true in a majority of people's lives. ..> In Yourself You shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do. It takes a long time to become the person you want to be. Either you control your attitude or it controls you. It isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself. Your background and circumstances may have influenced who you are, but you are responsible for who you become. Credentials on the wall do not make a decent human being. In Relationships You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is be someone who can be loved. The rest is up to them. No matter how much you care, some people just don't care back. It takes years to build up trust and only seconds to destroy it. It's

Lesson Learned
So...A lot of others know when they are getting there vic heh? I'd like to know who that is..please leave a comment on this blog LoL! _____________________________________________________ Subject: I thought you were going... On 6/18/2007, holliehottie@cherrytap.com wrote: to make good on those vics? No one has received one yet. Or were u just hoping this would all blow over & ppl would forget about them? Ya know, ppl would've understood if you had written us & told us you were having personal issues. It was the way you went about it that made a lot of ppl upset. I honestly could care less but I trusted you at your word. I admit that was my mistake. Won't happen again. If you got in over your head that's fine. You could've paid them out once a week until u got them done. I've spoken to them all & they would've all been fine with that. I don't know very many single mothers that could afford to send out 50 vics. I think you just got in over you head & created this drama to ge

Lessons In Logic
I don't personally believe these, but they're pretty funny. . . Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ......................................................................... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ......................................................................... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect...... so why practice? ......................................................................... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ......................................................................... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ......................................................................... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ...........................................

Lesson For The Day...
So heres my rant for the day.. lol Why is it women feel just because they have the pussy means they have the power? bitch please! Ever once hear the theory treat your man like a king& he'll treat you like a queen? try it.. it does work on occasion damn.. I know I'm rude. I have every intention of staying that way and I know about 5 people just went damn shes a bitch. Dont fucking care if ya like me sorry I am the person I am. There are actually *GASP* decent hard working men out there and they deserve to be treated as so yet so many of my friends complain about how they do everything for their woman only to be treated badly. WISE THE FUCK UP they will find women out there that treats them better. That's all I'm saying ladies... Oh and for the love of pete.. if you find one.. dont be a money grubbin hoe.. ya make the rest of us look bad. I'm not saying there isnt men out there who are only looking for a piece.. heaven knows Ive run into my share but we're intellegent enoug

* Lessons Of Ma'at & Horus *
SPACE MARKS BANISHING "If this be not aright; if ye confound the space-marks, saying; they are one, or saying they are many; if the ritual be no ever unto me; then expect the direful judgments of Ra-Hoor-Khuit!" -AL.I.52 Nuit N Maat Hadit Babalon W X E Ra-Hoor-Khuit Aiwass Hoor-Paar-kraat S Shaitan This Space-Marks banishing is used by Horus/Maatian Magickians. Soror Andahadna (Nema) developed the Maat/Banishing to 'permit clarity of transmission.' Later, Fr. Aossic Aiwass suggested the above space-marks arrangement for the Banishing. You trace a large 'X' with the sword or knife point at each direction at each of the compass points, beginning at the South and working counter clockwise. What is between the four cardinal points of the compass could very well be a source for reactivating ancient atavisms! - Collected by Nodens IPSOS FEAT

Lesson 1
{{6/8/07}}Thank you for saving me from myself " One day I quit a job becuase I couldn't find a parking space. I drove around that mug *twice*. They must not want me to work today. Looks like they already got enough people working for em.." - ComicView {{6/9/07}} I cant eat. I had to force myself to eat lunch yesterday and then I only ate a third of what I normally eat. That was all I had yesterday. I'm not sleeping right. I feel so heavy..and sick. I just wanna wake up from this nightmare. I just wanna stop crying... {{10:30am}}I know everyone deals with heartbreak but it's twice as hard when you know that other person loves you. I know you love me. You do or else you wouldnt get upset when we talk and no I dont wanna let you go. I believe you're the "one". We just... I dont know. I fucking love you and I mean that with everything in me. I need you.. Someone fix the holes on my chest. Im empty and alone...I just want everything to be okay again. I had this weird dream last

The Lesser Banishing Ritual Of The Casserole
The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Casserole To prepare for this ritual, clear a space for the circle in the center of the kitchen. Then don your ceremonial apron and hold your ceremonial spatula in your right hand. Stand in the center of the circle and face east. You are ready to begin: With your spatula, draw a banishing pentagram to the East. Then, thrust your spatula through the pentagram and say, "Microwave dinners, be gone!" Move to the South. Again, draw a banishing pentagram and thrust your spatula through it. "TV dinners, be gone!" Move to the West. Draw the banishing pentagram and thrust your spatula through it. "Ramen instant noodles, be gone!" Move to the north. Draw the banishing pentagram and thrust your spatula through it, "Mystery meat in a can, be gone!" Move to the center of the circle and stand still. Chant the following: Before me, Martha Stewart. Behind me, Betty Crocker. To my right side, Julia Child. To my left side, Martha Stewart, AGAIN! Visual

The Lesser Banishing Ritual Of The Mother In Law
The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Mother-In-Law In the double current of Maat/Horus, the disbanding of Nirvana and the age of the new Goddess, Alanis Morrissett, do I type these words, 'tis true, without a word of lie, 'tis very true. That which is on the z-list is online, and that which is online, is on the z-list, to work boredom from. And just as all things have been, and are come from, Shub internet, so are all e-mails born of this one thing. And so it goes..... As I lay in my chamber, exausted from another day, my Ladywife and child beside me, I did hear a stirring coming from yonder. "Hark!", I said, I usually don't say "Hark," but it makes for a better story, "Hark!", I said, "What is that noise from kitchen yonder?" I crawled from the safety of my warm nest and reached for my weapon. I spoke the secret words as taught to me by my mentor, Mr. Rogers. "Oh mighty Mjollnir, basher of burglars, at any other time thy name be golfclub, defend me now in your grandest "

The Lesser Known Greek Goddess And Gods
by Neal L. Evenhuis Listed below is a selected list of many of the lesser-known gods and demi-gods of Greece that have apparently been ignored or forgotten by historians for various and sundry reasons. Some of these gods were obviously important and useful in everyday life habits, others apparently had no redeeming value whatsoever, but somehow achieved god- or goddesshood. This list is presented here in the hopes that it will prove helpful to someone somewhere, sometime. Egregious - God of Errors Though he spent virtually all his life with the other gods and goddesses on Mount Olympus, he is rumored to have left for a short vacation to the south of France where he met and had an affair with the French goddess, Faux Pas. Egregious was one of the smartest gods on Mount Olympus. In fact, many thought he might be as smart as Zeus, though no one would ever admit this publicly. However, his unfortunate habit of making so many mistakes kept him from becoming one of the better-know

Lesson In Life
I've learned that we don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change. I've learned that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. I've learned that true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. The same goes for true love. I've learned that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life. I've learned that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned that you should always leave loved ones with loving words. It may be the last time you see them. I've learned that you can keep going long after you can't. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel. I've learned that either you control your attitude or it controls you. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its p

Lessons Learned - Carrie Underwood
There's some things that I regret, Some words I wish had gone unsaid, Some starts, That had some bitter endings, Been some bad times I've been through, Damage I cannot undo, Some things, I wish I could do all all over again, But it don't really matter, Life gets that much harder, It makes you that much stronger, Oh, some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were, Lessons learned. And every tear that had to fall from my eyes, Everyday I wondered how I'd get through the night, Every change, life has thrown me, I'm thankful, for every break in my heart, I'm grateful, for every scar, Some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were lessons learned. There's mistakes that I have made, Some chances I just threw away, Some roads, I never should've taken, Been some signs I didn't see, Hearts that I hurt needlessly, Some wounds, That I wish I could have one more chance to mend, But it don't make no difference, The past can't be rewritten, You

Lesson Learened
A I knew it was a lie knew it all the time But i got sucked in My crying for leaving was all misconceiving Now where can i turn Without getting burned I dealt with it fought it without any help My fear is now gone Battled and conquered now i'mup front To sail through the dawn My crying for leaving was all misconceiving Now where can i turn Without getting burned Ohh..it's a lesson well learned yea! Lesson well learned yea! Lesson well learned yea!

Lesson 2
{{6/23/07}}Betrayed but not going to be willing to change You ever have so much on your mind that you don't know where to start & it feels like nothing's on your mind? -What causes you to feel emotions- {{6/26/07}} I love singing. I dunno how good I am at it, but I loveit. My friends like it, but they could just be being really nice (lol) I've wanted to take voice lessons for years. I use to do karaoke at an [ex]friend's house all the time. I just really love singing....and music in general. I had considered minoring in management and trying to start a record label or something. I completely *love* and live music. I write songs as well. Just lyrics though, I can't write music. I can't play any instruments, but I want to. ( i love the drums and guitars mwhahah) There's so much I wanna do! I think when the toddler-o-mine wake up, Ima dance with him. He loves music too =] Gunna break out my KSE cd. Killswitch Engage hasta be my favorite band, by far. Their newest album, Daylight

Lesson
Love is something I have never experienced. Something I have never known. Do I want to know? Do I want to experience? Experience something so different, so crazy, So overwhelming. You don't know my torture, or my pain. How can I explain to you the feelings that Come over me while your in my arms? Or when I stare into your hypnotic eyes. Are these feelings love? Feelings I can't fight. Have you shown me pleasure or pain? Why do I tremble when you say my name? I will let you win the game you play with my heart. For a lesson, A lesson in love.

Lesson 3
{{7/2/07}}Ace colored for the first time today. *aws!* I scanned them and put them on here for a bit. Ima pit t hem in a scrapbook for Ace later on. He loved it. I literally had to pry the crayons out of his hands! It was fun

Lessons In Life
1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile. 11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present. 12. It's OK to let your children see you cry. 13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about. 14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. 15. Everything can

Lessons From A Walk In The Dark
Lessons from a walk in the dark Meandering out on a moonlit night Avoiding the lanes with neon light Feeling the cold against my cheek Gathering strength for another week Mind crowded out by trouble's the norm But Jesus slept through the storm I look at the moon and the world at large And try to remember who's in charge My life is so transient next to a star The heavens so high yet God not far As dark surrounds each forward stride So God does catch each hurt I cried

Lesson Learned
sometimes we dont need 2 know the truth behind things, but its much better to find out rather than be n the dark bout your life. im glad i take chances and deal with watever the outcome may b...its just a matter of pickin urself up and movin on... i will always tell you what i feel no fear in that...just dont get your feelings hurt if u dont like what i have to say!

Lessons Learned - Lessons Yet To Learn
Lessons Learned, Lessons Yet To Learn Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3 Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know h

A Lesson I Learned Young
when i was 14 my mother asked me if i ever thought i would fall in love and i said bitch please im a motherfuckin thug. of course she slapped the shit out of me and i was bangin on niggas from my bedroom window for about 3 weeks, but i learned an important lesson that day. never disrespect a woman especially your mom cuz she'll be the one to really make u pay for it.

Lesson Of Love
Love bares all pain,many of us can teach our heart's how to love But not all can stay happy in relationship built on it. For finding love,one thing is keeping its one another, we maybe made to believe that is forever but it isnt. Love dies when if it's not mature, when it is belong in selfish way and taking for granted. Like a Rose with thorns,love can cost pain, but if love built in trust, faith honesty sincerely and real..? sacrifice will be our strenght, and baring the pain of losing or giving up those who means so much to Us!

Lessons 4 & 5
{{7/12/07}} Ok, so it\'s Thursday and I havent written a word since last Sunday! How awful. My first week of work has been okay. Im still in training so Im not getting a lot of hours. After Sunday, I should be getting a full schedule. It\'s not as hard as I thought it would be. I gotta learn what comes with what but for the most part it\'s simple. Dayshift totally kicks ass. Dont get me wrong, I loved my nightshift at Arbys and Subway, but I\'m digging this dayshift. I even get offa work in time to watch my soap opera =] How effin sweet is that? I think its rockin\'....just like me ;) haha I\'m so hardcore..........not! lmao. I had the biggest blonde moment today =/ On the registers at work you have to hit \" dine in\" or \"carry out\" before you can ring anything up... its like a quarter til one pm. Ive been on the register since like 10am. Ive pretty much got it down pat, right? Well I get a customer and I cant get it to let me ring anything up. I just cant get it to work at all, so

Less Then 3 Hours Left Til It Starts
Im holding a VIP?3day blast to first and another 3 day blast to second contest....Its gonna be starting at 7pm(Indiana time)So that means theres less the 3 hours b4 it starts..... Ill be accepting entries till around midnight or so, but the competition will have a jump on ya if ya dont enter early....theres only 16 enties right now ,so your chances are pretty good.....Please see my other blog or bulleton for more details.... Have a great fubar day....

Lesson Learned Show!!!
Hey everybody I've got a band called Lesson Learned and we're playing a show this friday, its at MR BIGS in appleton and we should be going on at around 9 we will play 2 sets. So if your in the area come check us out we promise a good time to be had by all. Help us fill this place, no really we would love to see it at capacity! and check out the website LESSON-LEARNED.COM thanks! If you have any qustions about the show or location feel free to give me a call 920-809-2776 Jesse LESSON LEARNED at Mr. Big’s Pub 1216 S. Oneida St., Appleton 920-991-2724

Lesson Learned Events
These will be updated as new shows are booked. MR. BIG'S PUB (FORMERLY JOKER'S) APPLETON, WI 1216 S. Onieda Street Appleton, WI 54911 920.991.2724 8-10-2007 - 9:00 PM PRIVATE PARTY WRIGHTSTOWN, WI 8-17-2007 - 9:00 PM THE RODEO NEENAH, WI Opening for Blend Seven 8-31-2007 - 9:00 PM FLAGSTONE (B-RAD'S) APPLETON, WI Opening for Blend Seven. 9-7-2007 - 9:00 PM THE TAP HOUSE Kaukauna, Wisconsin Sep 15 2007 9:00 PM THE COPPERSHOT NEW LONDON, WI 10-27-2007 - 9:00 PM

Lesson Learned
Well working so hard on Passion Parties I took yesterday and hung out by the pool. Well while I was messing around with the kids I jumped into the 4ft part of the pool and pulled a muscle in my left foot. It hurst so bad. Dave had to take me to the hospital last night to get x-rays done just to make sure it was not broke. Well I have to stay off the foot until it is healed. I wish my pain meds would kick in. It so sore! I have been putting ice on it and trying to stay off of it as much as possible but when you got 3 kids it is hard to do that.

A Lesson Ive Learned
well you know how your told one day they grow up and move away and you think u can handle it well guess what u cant... i learned this the hard way when my oldest one moved away... i wish she would come home and be my baby again..... so for thoughs of u who have little ones keep them as long as you can cause they will grow up and break your heart and that was a hard lesson to learn..

Less Than 2 And A Half Hours To Go I Just Need You To Rate My Pic Link Is Below
Im in a support the troops contest it ends today at 6:00pm pacific time please come by and at least rate my pic and comment of you want as many times as you want to you can use the link below This is what happen to me in Desert Storm and I would do it again to support our troops today [ fubar.com photo: 2696324338 ] I just want to say thanks to every one who helped me in this contest and want to say ill help you in any way just ask Please tell your friends

Lessons
Lessons Learned So Far By Chantal Life can be so complicated sometimes, and we don't always make the best choices. All we can do is try our best. I'll be the first to admit.....it took me awhile to grow up. When I finally did, I began to realize some pretty important things. For instance, many times my mom was actually right about things......I can see that, now that I have kids of my own. Looking back, I see now that when I was in school my friends and I could be so cruel to other kids sometimes. At the time it seemed "cool" but now I realize that it was mean and hurtful.....a really horrible way to treat others. Nobody is perfect......everyone has flaws......we may not be able to see them, but trust me....they're there. I've come to the conclusion that some people are just better at hiding them than others. It's taken me a long time to learn this, but I know now that beauty really does come from within. If you take the time to look at people.....I mean rea

A Lesson For All Of Us.......
Church Restoration Project There was a tradesman, a painter named Jack, who was very interested in making a dollar where he could. So he often would thin down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time. Eventually the local church decided to do a big restoration project. Jack put in a painting bid and, because his price was so competitive, he got the job. And so he started, erecting the trestles and putting up the planks, and buying the paint and thinning it down with turpentine. Jack was up on the scaffolding, painting away, the job nearly done, when suddenly there was a horrendous clap of thunder. The sky opened and the rain poured down, washing the thin paint from all over the church and knocking Jack off the scaffold to land on the lawn. Jack was no fool. He knew this was a judgment from the Almighty, so he fell on his knees and cried, "Oh, God! Forgive me! What should I do?" And from the thunder, a mighty Voice spok

A Lesson From The Third Horseman
2 Kings 7 picks up right where the previous chapter (2 Kings 6, which I posted the blog entry "An Axe Chops Through It" about last week) left off. Let's set the scene: Samaria, the capital of the kingdom of Israel at this time, is under a state of siege. A Syrian army surrounds the city and nothing's getting in or out, trapping King Jehoram, the citizenry of Samaria, as well as the LORD's prophet Elisha inside the city. Elisha is already on the Syrian king Benhadad's hit list because what Benhadad has been planning in regard to the kingdom of Israel has gone from his lips to Elisha's ears via the LORD. Benhadad wants to be sure that Elisha will not elude him a second time, as he did once in Dothan (again, though divine protection), that he marches from Syria through Israel's territory to besiege the capital. The siege has lasted long enough -- or the people of Samaria were not prepared enough -- that cannibalism is now taking place. This so despairs Jehoram that he sends a messen

A Lesson!
I JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS WITH MY TRUE FRIENDS! SOME OF YOU ALREADY KNOW, BUT FOR YOU THAT DON'T YOU WILL KNOW NOW! I AM VERY DRAWN TO SCOTLAND AND IRELAND, BUT AT DIFFERENT PERIODS OF TIME. SCOTLAND IS AROUND 1500-1650 AND IRELAND IS IN THE 1700'S. SO AFTER READING THE WEBPAGE OF AN AUTHOR THAT I LOVE WHO WRITES ANCIENT SCOTISH FICTION, I FOUND THIS WORD TO BE AN EXTRODIANRY ONE THAT DESCRIBES A FEW OF MY FRIENDS!! THE WORD IS AN ANCIENT SCOTISH WORD..... "ANAMCHARA" : MEANING- A SOUL FRIEND WHO PROVIDES A PLACE OF SANCTUARY TO ANOTHER THROUGH LOVE,ACCEPTANCE, AND HOSPITALITY. ISN'T THIS A BEAUTIFUL WORD? JUST THOUGHT I WOULD GIVE ALL OF US SOMETHING A BIT MORE BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL IN THIS WORLD THAT ISN'T ALWAYS EITHER OF THOSE TERMS!!

The Lesson Of Haiti
by Dr. William Pierce This month the last of the United Nations "peacekeeping" troops in Haiti will leave, and the Haitians will be given yet another chance to try to govern themselves. The "peacekeepers" occupied Haiti, along with 23,000 U.S. troops, three years ago, in order to force the government of General Raoul Cedras to resign so that a Clinton favorite, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, could be installed as president. The reasons presented to the American public for this interference in Haiti's affairs were that General Cedras was a "dictator" and that he didn't respect the "human rights" of the Haitians. Mr. Clinton's friend Aristide, on the other hand, was said to be a "democrat" and a respecter of human rights. Actually, Aristide is a former priest turned Marxist whose idea of respecting human rights is to incite mobs of his supporters to murder his political opponents by breaking their arms, wiring a gasoline-soaked tire around their necks, and burning them to death -- a proce

Less Than 5,000 To Go To Level Up???
Do you think that I just might be able to level up today??? BTW, what is the female version of Fuberlord??? Duchess of Fubar???? ;)) Ttyml after I wake up from my sleep after working an overnight shift last night. :) Hoping all are having a phenomenal Sunday!!! Catch up with you all soon.

Lessons Learned!
My Journey......in this world. Ok folks, I will address this predominately to the women out there because I am one. But if there are any men who can relate or might have some growth experience from this then that is great! The more the merrier and welcome! I know that there are probably a great deal of women out there who know what it feels like to be left alone and abandoned. I also know there are a lot of women out there that could never imagine what that could possibly feel like. Well, I can tell you it aint pretty! My mother divorced my dad when I was around four years old..... my mother still wont give me a specific date on their divorce. I realize I can do the research on my own, but I ask, 'do I really care?' The answer is no. Not now anyway. Maybe my mom and dad not being together played a very important role in the choices I have made? Hmmmm! Maybe once upon a time I might have blamed them but, Not any more! I have been married twice. My first 'X; was a ma

Lessons You Probably Won't Find In Books
Lessons you Probably Won't Find in Books 1) Within a circle trust is an absolute necessity. If you attend a ritual be SURE you trust those involved. Many feel this, in today's society, to be archaic. It has always proved out when I have tried to work with unknown people, those I was unsure of or who were in some way unsure of me, failure, disaster or heated debate resulting in dissent has always been the end point Know a person before you are willing to enter sacred space with them. 2) Never spellcast too soon. Magic should not be a first resort. The use of non-magical means should be applied when possible and convenient. Overuse of magic, like anything else, becomes a crutch that can unbalance your life. 3) Prophecy is a two-edged sword. Remember this, whether you read Tarot, Runes or whatever other means of divination or personal analysis. Be prepared to have the reading to go in directions you do not expect and be prepared for them NOT to be in a way you will lik

11 Lessons From 9/11
It has been six years since we sat, horrified and stunned, watching the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, unfold at the World Trade Center, at the Pentagon, in a field in Pennsylvania and on television screens across America. Sometimes it feels like just yesterday. Sometimes it seems like an eternity ago. Nightmares are like that. They are timeless terrors that know no boundaries; they never leave us and yet they catch us unawares. Certainly, we will never forget the events that unfolded that tragic September morning. But what have we learned from this constant reminder of our loss and our vulnerability? Have we become stronger or smarter as a country or as individuals? Have we taken up the responsibility to honor the dead with new understanding and new resolve? I believe we've learned a lot. Today, as we replay all the graphic footage, try to ponder the positive points and the lessons learned from this atrocity. Here are 11 lessons that come to mind. 1. Heroes are eve

Lessons Learned
I know, my last few have been kind of long. A moment's stupidity can have a longer lasting impact on life than what you think at the moment. Last week, in a fit of frustration, I typed up a list of grievances I had with my unit. I was venting my frustration. I have done it a hundred times. The only difference, I had been letting my Platoon Sergeant know my frustration for the past 3 weeks due to my Squad Leader deploying. I had trusted my Squad Leader, and he would vent a lot of the same frustrations to me that I would vent to him. He broke an unwritten rule in the Army, but I had more time in service than him. He complained down, you never complain down. I knew better than to let a Specialist know my frustrations. So I let my PSG know. Verbally, in the hallway, his office, and the smoke area, I was able to vent to him. I saw no difference when everything came to light in writing than when I did it verbally. I had written out my frustrations in about 2 minutes, and e

Less Than 1000
Less than a 1000 to go so I can keep my VIP! If you haven't been to this pic and commente bombed it, please do so..:) Comment bombing=commenting over and over again..Thanks for those that have..Love to you all...:) Click the pic and bomb me baby..LOL

Less Than 20k Needed To Help This Sweet Lady Level.
Please help my sweet friend level.. She needs less than 20K to level... Thankyou in advance... She will return all love. She's Ms. cool of the cool. This is her pic link: cherokee princess FU-BOMBER/ * Kingdom of Wolves*@ fubar

Lessons Learned
One of my favoite songs from last year kind of became my mantra as i went thru one of the toughest times in my life and had to learn to accept all my errs. hope it helps Others through theirs demons & struggles from within themselves. Sometimes we do just have to knock lifes mistakes up to lessons. Without mistakes we would never learn how to be happy. Lessons Learned Carrie Underwood There's some things that I regret, Some words I wish had gone unsaid, Some starts, That had some better endings, Been some bad times I've been through, Damage I cannot undo. Some things, I wish I could do all all over again, But it don't really matter, Life gets that much harder, It makes you that much stronger, Oh, some pages turned, Some bridges burned, But there were, Lessons learned. And every tear that had to fall from my eyes, Everyday I wonder how I'd get through the night, Every change, life has thrown me, I'm thankful, for every break in my heart, I'm grateful,

Lesson
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong E-mail address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before. Because of their hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minneapolis and flew to Florida on Friday, and his wife was flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel, and unlike years ago, there was a computer in his room, and he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her E-mail address, and without noticing his error, sent the email to the wrong address. Meanwhile. somewhere in Houston …..A widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory after suffering a heart attack. The widow decided to check her E-mail, expecting messages from relatives & friends. After

Lessons Learned...
Lessons Learned.... Take the time to sit within... To take apart the lessons learned... To put them back together... Better... There is only honesty... When youre talking to yourself... Lies rely on fear and self doubt... Figments of the mind... The monsters... That corner you deep... Within yourself... Let it go... Let it flow... Every moment... That has and will... A grain of sand... Not only in slipping... Through fingers from the hand... But mostly... In breaking apart... And in forming... Pressing powder into stone... Carnelian... The abundant orange... There is so much still unknown... The questions being questioned... Take the time to sit within... Hand in hand with lessons learned... Lucy~

Lessons In Logic
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. I was born intelligent - education ruined me. Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice? If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. One should love animals. They are so tasty. Behind every successful man, there is a woman And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. There

Less Than 4800 To Go
Thank to all of my friends who have helped me in my contest!!!!! At this point I have less than 4800 comments to go. If anyone would care to join me there, I am headed there right now to make one final push to git-er-done! Thanks again!

Lessons We Learn...:) Pass It On
People come into your life for a REASON, a SEASON or a LIFETIME. When you know which one it is, you will know what to do for that person. When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you have expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be. Then, without any wrongdoing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled, their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and now it is time to move on. Some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or (learn. They bring you an experi

Lessons In How We Treat People..(thanks Doni)
(5) lessons about the way we treat people. 1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times.. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade. "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello." I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy. 2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain One night, at 11:30 p.m., an older Afric

Lessons....life Always Has Lessons We Need To Learn.
Lessons....Life always has lessons we need to learn. Body: > >> Lessons > >> > >> > >> > >> > >> - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady. > >> > >> During my second month of college, our professor > >> gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student > >> and had breezed through the questions until I read > >> the last one: > >> > >> "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?" > >> Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the > >> cleaning woman several times. She was tall, > >> dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? > >> > >> I handed in my paper, leaving the last question > >> blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if > >> the last question would count toward our quiz grade. > >>>> "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, > >> you will meet many people. All are significant. They > >> deserve your attention and care, even if all you do > >> is smile and say "hello." > >> > >> I've never for

Lessons From An Oyster
There once was an oyster Whose story I tell, Who found that some sand Had got into her shell. It was only a grain, but it gave her great pain. For oysters have feelings Although they're so plain. Now, did she berate the harsh workings of fate That had brought her To such a deplorable state? Did she curse at the government, Cry for election, And claim that the sea should Have given her protection? 'No,' she said to herself As she lay on a shell, Since I cannot remove it, I shall try to improve it. Now the years have rolled around, As the years always do, And she came to her ultimate Destiny stew. And the small grain of sand That had bothered her so Was a beautiful pearl All richly aglow. Now the tale has a moral, for isn't it grand What an oyster can do With a morsel of sand? What couldn't we do If we'd only begin With some of the things That get under our skin.

A Lesson In Pleasing
(Yes, the Angel in this story is me and is a true story) "Angel?" "Yes Sir?" I asked quietly, looking up at you slowly. We had been sitting at the dinner table. You'd created a wonderful meal for the two of us. You love to cook, and I love your cooking. You are a Master in the kitchen, and in the bedroom. "I have plans for us tonight." I nodded. I knew you had been planning something. I could tell. I always knew. I could read you. "You do want to be my good girl don't you?" "Yes, Sir." "You do know how to please me, don't you?" I nodded again. "I need to hear your answer, pet." "Yes Sir." My heart was pounding. Just what had you concocted? Was it something we'd talked about before? Could it be a fantasy we'd explored only in words, late at night, in bed. "Good girl, now come with me." I expected you to immediately lead me downstairs, into the dungeon you'd created, the sanctuary that was home to some of our most intimate play. But instead, you

Lesser Mortals
Your mind is in overdrive right now and you won't waste a moment trying to figure things out -- because it should all be plain as day. Have patience with lesser mortals -- you may need to explain a few things. Free Sample: Daily Grind Tarot Reading

A Lesson
A Lesson I've learned a lot of lessons In the short time I have lived I've learned how to appreciate And I've learned how to give. But in these past few months There's two I'll remember most I've learned how to love And I've learned to let go. You entered my life with such a force And left it with one as strong And though we tried to make it last We both knew it wouldn't be long. I lie at night and think about How I'm the one to blame. If only I would have trusted you, I could have missed this pain. And so I spent each day of my life With my heart in pieces And when I thought it could never be cured, Something happened; I expected it least. I guess my soul was all cried out, And it was tired of being used. And even though I know I'm guilty, I was tired of being accused. And so I've learned to end this Without an urge to cry These are my final words to you, "I love you and goodbye."

Lessons In Life.....written By My Friend Highland Popey!
dont judge others by their actions....but yourself in your intentions...take each moment as it comes...treat others as you wish to be treated...and learn not to hold a grudge...life is too short..make time for the ones you love...follow your heart ..and sometimes your head...let people know how you feel...see the beauty in everything...and everyone...dont worry about what is yet to come..the future hasnt happened yet..just take each day as it comes...with a deap breath..and a big smile...and live each day as if it was your last...there are things in life we dont want to happen...but have to accept...

Less Water, More Beer!!!
As Ben Franklin said: "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria." In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 2 Lbs of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 2 Lbs of shit. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting. Remember: Water = shit - Beer = Health Therefore, it's better to drink beer and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit. There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

The Lesson Of Israel's Kingdom
"In the twelfth year of Ahaz king of Judah began Hoshea the son of Elah to reign in Samaria over Israel nine years." 2 Kings 17 starts and ends with who'll turn out to be the last king of the kingdom of Israel with a pretty precarious hold on power. We first met Hoshea in chapter fifteen where he led a rebellion against the previous king Pekah who'd been on the throne for two years. A pretty telling clue as to why may be in verse twenty-nine of the same chapter; essentially the massive Assyrian Empire to the north of Israel had marched into much of the country and replaced Israelites in several locations with their own citizens, also conquered peoples. By the time Hoshea took the throne by killing his predecessor Pekah (who'd come to the throne by killing HIS predecessor Pekahiah -- being king was and is no guarantee against others' naked ambition; perhaps that was a reason Samuel warned the Israelites so long ago against having a king?), Israel could have been considered a nat

Lessons From Legends: Al Barr
Tue, Oct 30, 2007, 11:03 AM Getting by with a little help from your friends is fine, but sometimes your friends haven't been there and done that. That's when the heavy hitters need to come in with their pearls of wisdom and what-to-look-out-fors. This week, Al Barr, singer for Dropkick Murphy's speaks on fires, jail, and Japanese tattoo culture. AL BARR ON MODERN EXPOSURE: Bands today have a leg-up. Since the act of buying records is becoming obsolete you don't have to connect A and B so much. It's easy to get your music out noawadays that there's really no excuse. I'm from the "put a record out and support it with a tour" school. but with computers now, that's not the only way to get big anymore. People can hear your music anywhere online. In fact, I got a buddy doing 25 to life in prison who has a band. He started it from his MySpace page from his cell. AL BARR ON THE POWER OF PROMOTION: In 1984, I booked my first show in New Hampshire. We had 11 bands play an

Lessons In Logic!
Lessons in Logic If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but, if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...... I was born intelligent - education ruined me. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...... Practice makes perfect..... But nobody's perfect..... . so why practice? ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...... If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...... Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...... How come "abbreviated" is such a long word? ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ........

Lessons
I have learned a lot in the last year and I have also found a new side of me. I got saved almost a year ago then I also found out I could love again. I think that maybe that is something that went hand in hand. For years I was a closed door that know one ever got through.I have went through downs and lots of ups but through it all I had faith that my life would end up where it was supposed to. It is strange for a man that has never depended on anyone to surrender his life to faith. I had trouble and I fought it and in some ways I still am but this love I have it is a lifetime love full of the troubles true love has and the mountains that must be climbed to succeed. Nothing worth having comes to us easy and this I have found out for sure. Just as my love for God grows daily so does my faith that he would never have sent me this way if it wasnt the right thing for me.So I will take this one day at a time and hope that in time it all works out for me and my life. My path led me to her an

The Lesser Of Two Evils
Hope this ain't marked, by the site, as private! THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS By WILLY SENKIWSKY 10/22/96 10:00 PM. A-Harp, Key of E. Rocking, Eight-bar Shuffle. Baby, since you been gone I haven't tried to find somebody else The Blues is my faithful companion, so at least I'm not by myself! If in the beginning, you had let me choose I'd take the lesser of two evils, I'd take the Blues! Since I'm only human, I admit that I miss you sometimes There's not a day goes by that you don't cross my mind! Then I get to thinking of all the hell you put me through So give me the lesser of two evil, give me the Blues! When you told me, you were leaving; it almost came as good news. That is, after I got over my crazy rotten mood! It may sound funny, but it's the stone-cold truth I was left with the lesser of two evils, you left me the Blues! When you told me you were leaving, it almost came as good news I was just thinking of all the hell you put me through! I k

Less Than A Day
Well this will be about the last time that I'm seen around here for about a month. Tomorrow afternoon I will be finding out exactly when my flight is leaving to go home to Germany until Dec. 1. Then I will be back in the States for a little more than a month. I will be returning to the States permanently in Feb. and will finally get to spend more then 2 weeks a year with my wife and daughters. So until later. Peace out. Warlock

The Lessor Of Two Evils
THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS By WILLY SENKIWSKY 10/22/96 10:00 PM. A-Harp, Key of E. Rocking, Eight-bar Shuffle. Baby, since you been gone I haven't tried to find somebody else The Blues is my faithful companion, so at least I'm not by myself! If in the beginning, you had let me choose I'd take the lesser of two evils, I'd take the Blues! Since I'm only human, I admit that I miss you sometimes There's not a day goes by that you don't cross my mind! Then I get to thinking of all the hell you put me through So give me the lesser of two evil, give me the Blues! When you told me, you were leaving; it almost came as good news. That is, after I got over my crazy rotten mood! It may sound funny, but it's the stone-cold truth I was left with the lesser of two evils, you left me the Blues! When you told me you were leaving, it almost came as good news I was just thinking of all the hell you put me through! I know what to tell em, when someone asks about you I

Lessons Learned..
Veterans Day was yesterday and we are well past the one year mark in our deployment so I wanted to take a few moments to reflect on our year here and some lessons learned. First off I just wanted to extended my gratitude to the friends,family and even strangers who have supported me and my fellow soldiers along the way. It is an unpopular war,but It makes me feel good to know that everyone is behind us back home. As we reach the end of our deployment I look at my fellow soldiers and myself and cant help but think how much we have aged. We as a platoon, have grown so much together. The closeness of a combat soldier is like no other. For a year we have lived together, worked together,fought together,sometimes fought eachother,sweat together,bled together,laughed together,and cried together. In a way Im kind of sad we are almost done because once we return back to America, most will be moving on. Many are getting out,many are going to different units and very few will be staying in th

Lesson 1
Place your guy flat on his back on your bed, in a well-lit room. Take his penis in your hand and LOOK at it. You will notice a point of juncture where the two ends of this irregular circle come together. If your partner is not circumcised, this will also be the point where the foreskin is attached. This tiny area is likely the most sensitive spot on his entire body. Spend time caressing the head and those areas immediately surrounding it. Beneath the head of the penis (glans) is the shaft of the penis. Apparently, according to people who study this type of thing, the shaft does not have many nerve endings and does not, therefore, provide a man with any high degree of stimulation when caressed either manually or with your tongue to the exclusion of the glans head itself. Now the one thing that the girls wanted me to add was that you can add a high degree of pleasure for him by paying the right kind of attention to the testicles. So LOOK at your partner's penis. Study it. Learn i

Lesson 2
The most important thing to do at the beginning of going down on a man is to learn to gauge his reactions to stimulus. Once this is done, you will be able to finish him on demand, thereby keeping the favor from becoming a chore. While his erect penis points toward the ceiling, cup his testicles in one hand and gently, using only your tongue, lick softly, but carefully along the entire underside of his erect organ. As you explore along the underbelly you will learn those areas that give him the greatest pleasure when your tongue is touching them. For most men the most sensitive area will be the point where the ring of the head and the foreskin are attached; or were attached prior to his circumcision. Position yourself so that your tongue is in direct contact with the “split” in the glans head, and simply stimulate that area with any variety of motions; circular, back and forth, side to side.

Lesson 3
Place the head of his penis inside your mouth, but do not tighten your lips around the shaft. With your tongue, begin a circle motion around his head with the tip of your tongue. The head of his penis will slide to different places in your mouth as you continue the circle motion. The technique is a great transition move between techniques; just make sure to experiment with the whole spectrum of pleasurable pressure, as this is incredibly stimulating just about any way it is performed. You can also incorporate spinning your head in a back and forth motion to add a little extra sprinkle of love.

Lesson 4
Now let’s discuss a technique that is probably the most common in the world; stroking the penis orally. Take his erection in your mouth by sliding your moistened tongue lovingly over the head until your lips close around the shaft, going as far down as you feel comfortable. Remember the shaft is relatively insensitive to most stimulation, so the majority of the pleasure is coming from the head of his penis coming into contact with your tongue, roof of the mouth, and or the throat. Since keeping it in contact with something at all times can be difficult, a short and gentle stroking motion can provide a significant impact.

Lesson 5
Wouldn’t it be great if there was a little gauge somewhere that can give you some feedback on how you are doing? Good thing is it exists! When a man is in a relaxed state, his scrotum and testicles hang freely. As the state of arousal increases, the scrotum will tighten, pulling the testicles closer and closer towards his body. This is a natural process geared at preparing the contents of the testicles for mobilization. Even better news… his state of arousal, represented in part by his scrotum, can be directly affected by manually and orally stimulating his scrotum. Although you definitely do not want to play rough with his testicles, it can be a welcome change of pace if your neck or arms are getting tired.

Lesson 6
An oral ejaculation is not always a welcome event, especially when it’s not being expected. Although it’s not recommended to cut off the flow entirely, the flow can be reduced by applying pressure to his urethra, found along the entire base of his shaft.

Lesson 7
One of the first problems encountered when learning to perform fellatio was a gag reflex, especially when dealing with men who seem to always want to force their penis as far as they can get it in. (Especially at the moment when they cum!) According to the statistics, the awkwardness of this situation is confirmed by considering that the average length of your oral cavity is three to three and a half inches while the average penis, in North America, is approximately five and a half inches. As difficult as it may sound, many have overcome the gag reflex and can take most if not all of their partner into the land of deep-throating. Getting over this hump simply takes practice, ideally on an object that isn’t attached to something that has the tendency to push deeper when you want to abort… If your partner doesn’t fall victim to the urge to palm your head like a basketball, live training can work… but if all else fails, a popsicle can be a good starter. Just remember to give y

Lessons From The Dying.
Last night I held the hand of a dying cancer patient and listen to all he had to say. He told me he had had cancer for 10 years and he had been give 6 months when diagnosed, he said positive thinking was the key to a good long life. This is what he told me. Everyday is a new start, its a clean slate that hasn't been written on yet, and you can choose to fill it with joy and happiness or anger and sadness. Choose to fill it with joy and happiness and you will live a long, healthy, happy and meaningful life full of love. If you choose to fill it with anger and sadness your life will be short, empty and meaningless. You will never be happy and that will kill you in the end. His favorite Quote! Yesterday's gone forever and tomorrow may never come, which leaves the present moment. *By William Shockley He died not long after, but his words will live on in me forever, I will never forget him for as long as I live. I realized how right this man was, and I want to be like him, lear

Lessons Learned
Heart's ablaze wiht love untamed I only have myself to blame To have found a love so pure and true And left it just to be with you My trusting heart you did abuse My willing bnody you did use And for my troubles you gave me naught Except what lessons life has taught And with this lesson I have learned I ready my heart once more to burn With passion from a lover true A man who will be nothing like you Belle 08/20/07

Lesson Learned
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks: " Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"

~lessons~
“My Lesson” Emotions so fragile any wrong move could shatter it Endless nights wondering what went wrong A million thoughts running rapid with no end insight Consumed by sadness never knowing when it will stop Wounded so deeply numbness is what’s left The scare that remains will be my reminder Of how it was inflicted on my flawless skin A view for all to see hoping to get a kick from it My star once bright has now become dimmed So much for hopes and dreams they are now shattered In its place comes disappointment and reality This what we call “broken hearted” nothing more

Lesson For Men....
Lessons for the guys...... Nine Words Women Use Read This Carefully, and LEARN! 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can

Less Than3500 Away From Barfly Help
she's less than 3500 away from leveling and she's the love of my life so I ask you to please drop by her page and show her some love if you know her you know what a sweetheart sh is thank you from the bottom of my heart letsbefriends[dirty south crew]@ fubar HAVE A HAPPY HOLIDAY!!!

Less Then 3000 To Go!
If anyone is seeing me, and if anyone needs a new friend...this guy is lacking only 3000 points to level...can you all show some love? Add fan and rate him and maybe rate some pics and stash? If you cant show me love can you show someone else please? markes@ fubar

Lessons To Learn About Love
1. If you fall in love with another, and he/she falls in love with you, and then love chooses to leave, do not try to reclaim it or to assess blame, let it go. There is a reason and there is a meaning. You will know in time. 2. Remember that you don't choose love. Love chooses you. All you can really do is accept it for all its mystery when it comes into your life. Feel the way it fills you to overflowing, then reach out and give it away. 3. If you find yourself in love with someone who does not love you, be gentle with yourself. There is nothing wrong with you. Love just didn't choose to rest in the other person’s heart. 4. If you find someone else in love with you and you don't love him/her, feel honored that love came and called at your door, but gently refuse the gift you cannot return. Do not take advantage, do not cause pain. 5. Remember this, and keep it to your heart. Love has its own time, its own seasons, and its own reason for coming and going. You cannot bri

Lessons Learned Part 1
i have been given an opportunity and hopefully made the best of it. i knew that there was a lot to learn to stop this princess from becoming stuckup spoiled and downright rude. i didn’t realize how hard it would be to avoid such things. i had already headed down the path to seeing the fruition of these labors and it wasn’t pretty. Yes as most of my friends will attest to, i can be quite selfcentered, egotistical, and pious. i am rarely wrong and if i am i will be the first to admit it. There is a lot of pride in that statement. In all honesty, if i was any kind of friend at all i wouldn’t use that statement. Why does this little girl have such a hard time showing her appreciation of her friends? They bend over backwards for me when i need them the most. They put up with all my bitchiness and shit and love me still. i want to grow to be a better person than who i am now. To sum it up, i’d like to learn the self control and discipline it takes to be a person who can change her corn

Lessons Learned
I have learned... that nobody is perfect... until you fall in love. I have learned... that life is hard... but I am harder! I have learned... that opportunities should not go wasted. Those which you let go... someone else will take advantage of. I have learned... that when you feel sadness, happiness goes in the other direction. I have learned... that you should always use good/kind words... because tomorrow you could end up eating them. I have learned... that a smile is an economic way of improving your appearance. I have learned... that I can't choose how I feel... but I can always do something about it. I have learned... that when your newborn baby holds your finger in his little hand, he has latched onto you for life. I have learned... that everybody wants to live on top of the mountain... But happiness and growth occur during the climb. I have learned... that you should enjoy the journey and not only think about the destination. I have learned...

Lessons For The Future
Lessons To shape a future Love is worth the risk of loss. Anger harms no one more than he who harbors it Both bitterness and true happiness are choices we make, not conditions that fall upon us from the hands of fate. Peace is to be found in the acceptance of things that we are unable to change. Friends and family are the blood of life. The purpose of existence is caring and commitment.

Lessons
Lessons by Alone So many lessons Of love to learn Love has boundaries Points of no return Sometimes passion Can completely consume The simple touch of your hand Or the smell or your perfume Romance, two hearts Coming together as one You feel it instantly inside Like the warmth of the sun Emotions easily mistaken Is it love or is it lust Just look to your heart The one thing you can trust Lessons of love Points of no return It's raging inside of you Let the fire burn.

Lessons
So many lessons Of love to learn Love has boundaries Points of no return Sometimes passion Can completely consume The simple touch of your hand Or the smell or your perfume Romance, two hearts Coming together as one You feel it instantly inside Like the warmth of the sun Emotions easily mistaken Is it love or is it lust Just look to your heart The one thing you can trust Lessons of love Points of no return It's raging inside of you Let the fire burn

Lesson Of The Day - Never Lie To Your Mother
Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate, Jennifer, was. Brian's mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates." About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" Brian said,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be sure. So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mom, I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm

Less Than 3,000 To Go! Please Help Me Level!
so i have very little left to go. it would be great if you could help me level up! i will most definately return the love. make sure you send me a message or leave a comment so i know who trying to help me out. i will love you forever! Thanks, so much! ♥ Miranda xoxox

Lessons In Life
Life Lessons For over 7 years, Regina Brett was a columnist at The Beacon Journal in Akron , Ohio . During that time, she was diagnosed and successfully treated for breast cancer. Regina is now a columnist for The Plain Dealer in Cleveland , Ohio . Lessons in Life By Regina Brett To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me. It is the most requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolls over to 50 this week, so here's an update: 1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good. 2. When in doubt, just take the next small step. 3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. 4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does. 5. Pay off your credit cards every month. 6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree. 7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone. 8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it. 9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck. 10. When it comes to choc

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from my friend Lessons From The Gate (Part 1) A man crippled from birth...was set...at the temple gate...to beg. Acts 3:2 TM (1) A weakness in one area can cripple you in others - like a habit you can't break, a lustful spirit, a bad temper or a self-pitying attitude. Apart from lacking strength in his ankles this man was normal, but one weakness stopped him from living that way. We all struggle with something. "The temptations that come into your life are no different from what others experience" ( 1 Corinthians 10:13 NLT). That's why James writes, "Pray for each other so God can heal you" ( James 5:16 NCV). So, how are you handling your weakness? Through denial? By having a pity-party? By walking past others who are struggling? This man was "at the temple gate to beg" - why are you there? You need to know that before you can get up and move on. Don't settle there; determine "This may be who I am now, but it's not who I'm going to be!" (2) What are you looking for? A crutch

Lessons From The Gate(part 2)
From a friend Lessons From The Gate (Part 2) Now is the...day to be helped. 2 Corinthians 6:2 TM It was a regular thing; every day the lame man "was set down at the Temple gate...named Beautiful" ( Acts 3:2 TM). But when you've got a problem - even if you're in a beautiful situation - you can't enjoy it. This man was so close to the answer, but because the law prevented him from entering the temple he was unable to enjoy the blessings others received. Is that where you're living? Close to the church, but not close enough to experience what God wants to do for you. You're singing the songs, praying the prayers and listening to the sermons, but you're still outside sitting at the gate? The Bible doesn't tell us how long the lame man had been sitting there, but he'd no reason to think that today would be any different from yesterday. He didn't know that God had earmarked it on His calendar as his "day to be helped." Know what? This could be your day! God could have a life-changing,

Lesson Learned
I have to share this story with my friends. I have a Sony DVD/VHS combo with dubbing capacity and DVD recording capability. ** Well, I rented the Royal Rumble ahead of time and was going to record it on DVD. I thought the process would be simple. Put the DVD in and press record. Much to my dismay...here's what happened! A message appeared saying unformatted disc was inserted. Then, the message said, please wait formatting disc in progress. Well, the DVD never got formatted and the formatting process continued and the STOP button wouldn't work. So, I unplugged the recorder thinking it would reset itself and I could stop the formatting process before it started up again. Damn! Was I wrong about that! The bloody thing kept formatting. I tried to eject the disc and the eject button wouldn't stop the formatting process either. So, I ended up having to record the Rumble on VHS instead. I'm glad I can record on VHS and watch a DVD at the same time without any problems or vice ver

Lessons I've Learned
~I've learned ... that no matter how much I care, some people just don't care back ~I've learned ... that it takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it ~I've learned ... that it's not what you have in your life but who you have in your life that cou ~I've learned ... that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something ~I've learned ... that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do but to the best you can do. ~I've learned ... that it's not what happens to people that's important. It's what they do about it ~I've learned ... that you can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life ~I've learned ... that no matter how thin you slice it, there are always two sides. ~I've learned ... that it's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be. I've learned ... that it's a lot easier to react than it is to think ~I've learned ... that

A Lesson In Lmr (last Minute Resistance)
a Lesson in LMR LMR (Last Minute Resistance) My duty in this particular area is to change your frame of mind. My job is to embed in your brain the strength to pull the counter-rip cord when the need arises. Now, not every woman is a ball buster like me. I understand this. I have come into my own honestly and have paid my dues in FULL! Last minute resistance is what PUA's call it when they are trying to "notch" a woman and she gets that hesitation and says "NO". They persist and continue invading and removing clothing as they try to ease themselves (and his VICTIM) into a position for penetration (Which is their ultimate goal). Really ladies....if you aren't aware of LMR, they are going to play on your empathy and guilt, the panties drop, the legs spread, the boy gets off....GAME OVER!!! So my ideals are very simple. Follow these steps: 1. Don't get yourself in a position to need to counter (sounds simple...but I wouldn't be writing this if it were in fact THAT simpl