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I Don't Care Anymore..
If every picture was meant to be 10s, there wouldn't be a rating system. As long as it's not marked NSFW, why worry about it? Even the top pictures have low ratings. If someone marks me a 4, fine. I guess I'm a 4 to that person. Does a 10 really make anyone more of anything? Touch the Darkness @ DarkCasket.com

I'd Rather- Luther Vandross
I'd Rather- Luther Vandross I thought sometime alone was what we really needed you said this time would hurt more than it helps but I couldn't see that I thought it was the end of a beautiful story and so I left the one I loved at home to be alone (alone) and I tried to find out if this one thing is true that I'm nothing without you I know better now and I've had a change of heart I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else I'd rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself I'd rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart I'd rather have the one who holds my heart whoo-oo-oo-oo yeah And then I met someone and thought she could replace you we got a long just fine we wasted time because she was not you we had a lot of fun though we knew we were faking love was not impressed with our connection they were all lies, all lies so I'm here cause I found this one thing is true that I'm nothing without you

Soulmate!!!!
I know this is not original its From a card i found but it says so much about how i feel! TO MY SOULMATE!!!! Some how out of all the twists and turns our lives could have taken,and out of all the chances we might have missed, it almost seems like we where given a meant ~ to ~ be moment ~ to meet, to get to know one another, and to set the stage for a special togetherness. When I am with you, I know that I am in the presence of someone who makes my life more complete then I ever dreamed it could be. I turn to you for trust, and you give it openly, I look to you for inspiration, for answers, and for encouragement,and ~ not only do you never let me down ~ you lift my spirits up and take my thoughts to places where my troubles seem so much farther away and my joys feel like they're going to stay in my life forever. I hope you'll stay forever, too. I feel like you're my soulmate. And I want you to know that my world is reassurred by you, my tomorrows need to have

.sleep.deprivated.babble.
my eyelids are rebelling. i just choked on my inhale of mr wonderful smokie treat... television sucks children are being annoying.. and if it wasnt summer time...and of course if they were a tad older...i'd leave them to their own defenses n go to bed... cant do that with a toddler tho... its irresponsible. took me 3 times to type that word. they keep playin james blunt on the show im watching. the universe is not being kind to me. i want a bath...with a good book...which i have...n to pass out. dammit. but i wont. cuz sleeping means dreams... and dreams means...the universe not so subtley talking in ways im not quite sure i understand...cuz i cant make heads or tails or whys of it...i'd shake my head but that would make me dizzy...ha. wouldnt it be nice... if things were just spelled out so that we knew exactly what was going on instead of having to guess and come to our own conclusions which wind up completely warping our thinking patterns and more important

Bananas Foster (brennan's Restaurant)
1 cup brown sugar 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 cup banana liqueur 4 bananas, cut in half lengthwise, then halved 1/4 cup dark rum 4 scoops vanilla ice cream Combine the butter, sugar, and cinnamon in a flambé pan or skillet. Place the pan over low heat either on an alcohol burner or on top of the stove, and cook, stirring, until the sugar dissolves. Stir in the banana liqueur, then place the bananas in the pan. When the banana sections soften and begin to brown, carefully add the rum. Continue to cook the sauce until the rum is hot, then tip the pan slightly to ignite the rum. When the flames subside, lift the bananas out of the pan and place four pieces over each portion of ice cream. Generously spoon warm sauce over the top of the ice cream and serve immediately.

The Other War
Lonesome is the soul without he heart to guide it each day to day struggling with the pain aches and scars of once something great Sorrow is the look upon the face of the body that once had the heart of stone of witch no key could open caused from the past wars of its life. Tired is the body drained hard in the many travels along many paths the feet have taken. Around and around they go, but no end has come. Only hoping for death to take away all the lost hopes dreams love and pain Forever will this doomed one sleep in eternal peace but that is too good for this mess here something awaits him down a path undiscovered by it. Only then will this doomed one finally come to realize the far more greater plan that is laid down for him. "Were is it. I need to find it... NOW!!!"

Family Reunion
Do not know what to expect with this family reunion on Sunday. I know most that are HERE have accepted me into their families but there are others. Just wondering why several insist I go...Jerry was usually 'forgotten' to get invited to his previous reunions. I am just wondering if they did not like his ex. She never did believe anything she told him..like his cousin being Hank Williams, Jr. He proved it. Pissed her off too that he told the truth..how fucked up is that? Have not decided to ride with daughter in law or drive myself! I do have a car of my own now but no AC and is a gas guzzler. Just have to get directions to it tomorrow from daughter. The one I am most ingrigued to meet is his brother and his partner. Jerry and he was very close. I am going to be a nervous wreck! In a strange place with a bunch of strangers. Wish me luck you all!

I Will Be Taking A Break From Ct
IM GOING THRU SOME ISSUES RIGHT NOW SO I HAVE DECIDED TO TAKE A BREAK FOR CT FOR A WHILE, I WILL BE ON EVERYDAY TO USE UP MY 11'S AND READ MAIL BUT THATS IT...... I NEED TO CLEAR MY HEAD....... LOVE ALL OF YOU DONNA

June 22
Well today was a typical day at work. I was completly bored at work today. For those of you that know me locally you know where I work for those of you that don't I work at my local video store. NO!! it't not a porn store even though we do sell such things. I guess it was the weather that brought the wild side out in some people. It was a busy day for the porn room. It was raining all day. At least the roof wasn't leaking well it was but not where anyone could see. I spent my day at work wondering what to do. Well I had things to do but with the way the weather was it was more of a day for daydreaming. Which is what I did. I usually take my mp3 to work and connect it to the tv to jam out. Unfortunatly my batteries were dead so i opted for movies. Movies I have seen over and over. I have a few memorized lines but hey who doesn't, right? I can't seem to get enough of the movie The Producers. After work I came home and hung out with my nieces they were fighting as usual and I had to but

Some Days.......
Some days ....are better than others. ....are worse than most. ....are full of joy. ....are crammed with anger. ....make you wanna dance. ....beg you to hurt someone. ....you sail right through. ....just drag on forever. ....you can't wait to start. ....you just want to end. ....you wanna sleep in. ....you gotta get out. ....you take the good. ....are kind of bad. ....you just want to end it all. ....you suck it up and drive on. ....you cave in. ....you fight back. ....you lose to. ....you conquer. ....get away from you. ....you own completely. ....you just hate. ....love blinds you. Whatever happened today, a new day comes tomorrow. Live each day. However you do it, LIVE EACH DAY.

Men Are Just Happier People --
Men Are Just Happier People -- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress-$5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about t

You Might Be In Ems If...
You might be in EMS if... You find humor in other people's stupidity... You believe that 90% of people are a poor excuse for protoplasm... Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you... Your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat... You get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the nicest restaurants... You plan your dinner break while lavaging an overdose patient... Your diet consists of food that has gone through more processing than most computers... You believe chocolate is a food group... You refer to vegetables and are not talking about a food group... You believe a good tape job will fix anything... You have the bladder capacity of five people... You can identify the positive teeth to tattoo ratio... Your idea of a good time is a full arrest at shift change... You believe in aerial spraying of Prozac... You firmly believe that if Dilantin, Haldol, Noranyl, and Narcan were

Lalala
You Were Born Under: Fierce and courageous - you are the king of every situation. You pounce and attack, until others give you want you want. Daring and magnetic, you inspire others to follow your lead. And while you're wild at heart, you have some hidden soft spots. You are most compatible with a Horse or Dog. What Year Were You Born Under?

Read This Dammit
AHHHHHHHHHH! GO SEE 1408!!!! DO IT DAMMIT!!!!! GRRRRRRR i loveded ittt!!!!!! xxDDDD cept a couple parts... but still... go see it.... have a blast... i totally reccomend it... but make sure there are alot of white people there (srry not tryin to be rascist ... im not... i really am not...i luv u guys!!!)

Billy Talent - Surrender
Surrender by Billy Talent She reads a book from across the street, Waiting for someone that she'll never meet. Talk over coffee for an hour or two, She wonders why I'm always in a good mood. Killin' time before she struts her stuff, She needs support and I've become the crutch. She'll never know how much she means to me. I'd play the game but I'm the referee. Surrender every word, every thought every sound. Surrender every touch, every smile, every frown. Surrender all the pain we've endured until now. Surrender all the hope that I lost you have found. Surrender yourself to me. Even though I know what I'm lookin' for, She's got a brick wall behind her door. I'd travel time and confess to her, But I'm afraid she'd shoot the messenger. Surrender every word, every thought every sound. Surrender every touch, every smile, every frown. Surrender all the pain we've endured until now. Surrender all the hope that I lost you have found. Surrender yourself to me.

Big Girls Dont Cry
AM SO FEELING THIS SONG.. CHECK IT OUT ON MY PROFILE..... I NEED TO TAKE ITS ADVICE AND BE A BIG GIRL NOW Fergie Big Girls Don't Cry Da Da Da Da The smell of your skin lingers on me now Your probably on your flight back to your home town I need some shelter of my own protection baby To be with myself instead of calamity Peace, Serenity [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to do with you It's personal, Myself and I We've got some straightenin' out to do And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket But Ive got to get a move on with my life Its time to be a big girl now And big girls don't cry Don't cry Don't cry Don't cry The path that I'm walking I must go alone I must take the baby steps until I'm full grown Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay [CHORUS] I hope you know, I hope you know That this has nothing to with you It's personal, Myself and I We

Friday 06/22/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "She was angelic. Dressed in satin flowing over her pure body while the breeze caught it, tracing her beauty. A glimpse of paradise for mortal eyes such as mine. She turned her head to look, her hair drifting around her head, bright strawberry red. The sun gleaming off of it then, her eyes met mine. I gave into emotion from such a vision before me. Tears of such beauty do fall, they fall for the believer of truest love. They fall for he whose heart is emptied and waiting to be taken, cherished." © 2003 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

Broken
Some days I feel like I am broken beyond repair... that there are pieces so damaged, parts lost forever, that I will never be whole again. I know it is because I won't let myself heal, won't forgive myself. I doubt what I deserve, run from happiness.

Random Thoughts
Baby let me see the way your eyes meet mine Let me read your lips so well defined The way you make my eyes swell with desire I know your reading me Touching me tasting me Stretching out your hands to me aren't you baby My heart is starting to flutter Wildly baby I wonder what you're feeling Are you feeling me too? Man I think I'm beginning to cave into you My heart wants you my mind says no Should i stay or should i go Allow me to find a way to your heart Sometimes I'm unsure of the beauty i possess I'm scared that I'm going to fade away Shrivel like a prune and wither away Your heart is so sweet and so pure Do you care about me as much as you say you do? Do you read me, can you follow my fury? Do you see the emotions running through my head? Sometimes I think I forget to breathe when I'm around you I feel like this whirlpool is surrounding me Cuddling me Feeding me Touching me Tasting me Allowing so much energy to run through me I can feel y

The Heart Of A Woman
Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up to injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show

Surrender
Surrender - Billy Talent She reads a book from across the street, Waiting for someone that she'll never meet. Talk over coffee for an hour or two, She wonders why I'm always in a good mood. Killin' time before she struts her stuff, She needs support and I've become the crutch. She'll never know how much she means to me. I'd play the game but I'm the referee. Surrender every word, every thought every sound. Surrender every touch, every smile, every frown. Surrender all the pain we've endured until now. Surrender all the hope that I lost you have found. Surrender yourself to me. Even though I know what I'm lookin' for, She's got a brick wall behind her door. I'd travel time and confess to her, But I'm afraid she'd shoot the messenger. Surrender every word, every thought every sound. Surrender every touch, every smile, every frown. Surrender all the pain we've endured until now. Surrender all the hope that I lost you have found. Surrender yourself to me.

Mothers
Mothers After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie. She said, "I love you, but I know this other woman loves you and would love to spend some time with you." The other woman that my wife wanted me to visit was my mother, who had been a widow for 19 years, but the demands of my work and my 3 children had made it possible to visit her only occasionally. That night I called to invite her to go out for dinner and a movie. "What's wrong, are you well?" She asked. My mother is the type of woman who suspects that a late night call or surprise invitation is a sign of bad news. "I thought that it would be pleasant to spend some time with you," I responded. Just the two of us." She thought about it for a moment, and then said, "I would like that very much." That Friday after work, as I drove over to pick her up I was a bit nervous. When I arrived at her house, I noticed that she, too, seemed to be nervous

New Lounge
hey everyone I made a lounge and putting the word out to try to have some people to join my lounge . if you like rock then the dragon's den is where you should come and check out . all music 24 hours a day so please stop by and check it out ...

Someone Just Take The Pain
So its been a while eh? Has anyone missed me? Hardly seems to be that way....i never hear a word from anyone....i suppose i understand. Its funny this always seems to be the place I turn to when I am in pain. Maybe hoping....wanting...wishing....just one person...anyone to listen. Selfish and retarded of me i know, but sometimes the outside world is the only thing someone can have in their world. Throwing out some random thoughts here and there seems to be one of the only ways to convince myself that i have to keep going. Its true I am not a quiter....but it might be nice to think about. Never in all the times or places have I ever considered such ways of things like they are now. Desperate to drown myself in anything to blanket what it is I feel inside. Is it really healthy for a human to suffer so badly?....Its not a brag I am only projecting a minor detail of whats happening on the inside.....Minor and moderate.....I am sure most wouldnt want to see what really hides

Internet Love
It happens all to rare in life, you meet someone called friend That special bond that holds us close, and hangs on till the end Even rarer those bonds form `tween those who've never met Who've rolled the dice, or drew a card, played on the internet We dawn our quotes and avatars, emoticons and all We roll on floors and laugh out loud, while hugs and kisses fill the hall But in you love, i've found much more than any friend could give A warmth, a love, a passion, a reason for to live. You never come without a smile, or kind and loving thought You rouse such feelings deep within me, i had long forgot Just dots and letters, a picture of flowers, it somehow isn't fair That these are all i have my love, to show how much i care And so my dear, don't wonder why, or how we got our start Just know one thing, my sweet sweet love, you'll always have my heart. Feel free to comment

My Thoughts
...**** This is my diary screaming out loud, but im just afraid that i wont get it all out. its all in side of me and there are more things here, in heaven and earth then u have ever dreamt of in ur philosophies. don’t ever tell a person that u love them and dont. Tell me something for ne reason. Blankets curled up with only one lonesome sole between them. i think i am waiting for that one, waiting for the unlucky to be undone. Capture a feeling of stars and shine give ur self up but never go blind. Because seeing is believing and only when u catch them do u believe they’re cheating. why don’t we just take another’s advise. y is it that we need our clues to be certified and precise. hard evidence to show things are more believable hard evidence to see the unmistaken inevitable. stupid most would say but until ur in the situation u will never know the meaning of the word "betrayed." i sit here thinking everyday, analyzing every fuking word that u say. i want to steel ur attention like a

What An Ass..
I was gone for a while tonight and then I came back to the PC to find this lovely message in my shout box.. Read from the bottom up.. E.The Frea...: BITCH STFU AND GET LOST I JUST DONT GO AROUND CURSING PEOPLE OUT THIS WAS ALONG TIME COMIGN I GOT SICK OF UR STUPID ASS IGGING ME ->E.The Frea...: well yay for you and Momma Murray. I work 12hr shifts.. I leave this on.. and I certainly don\'t need to come home to your foul mouth when I do sit down at the computer. You wanna talk about disrespect? E.The Frea...: The is the first time u have ever responded to a shout from mewhen I curse u out and I am erik damn murray thats who the fuck I am ->E.The Frea...: When I am here, I respond. Who are you to know when I\'m sitting here and when I\'m not? E.The Frea...: u never respond when i send u shouts and when u have been away and come back u never respond to my text anyway so it doesnt matter ->E.The Frea...: what is your problem.. my away message clearly states that I was AWA

Thrive For Life
where he walked i followed when he left i cried, what good is tomarrow without a guarante, i was wraped around his fingers and i began to believe, that the consequences of his actions really are just a game, that ur life is just a chain reaction taking u day by day, i say nothings forever in this crazy world. still its empty just like me, still, never more always less, who knows anyway whats about to begin yesterday, it never makes sence anyway, u can never figure anything out decode whats the past and future. just stuck in this possition of unknown, but thats wats so fun i about it...i love with the idea?? or what it represents?? thats wat i thought .. hey um do u really want to spend ur life thinking u found love when it hasnt even found u???? hmm good question lol

Crawfish Etouffee (mulate's Restaurant)
1 1/4 stick butter or margarine 1 medium onion - diced 2 stalks celery - diced 1 small bell pepper - diced 1 lb peeled crawfish tails 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper Melt butter or margarine. Add diced onions, celery, and bell pepper. Saute' on medium heat until vegetables are translucent – approximately 15 minutes. Add crawfish and Mulate's Cajun Seasoning - stir well. Cook covered on low heat for approximately 15 minutes. You may add chopped parsley or green onions just before serving - do whatever you like! Serve over white rice. Variation: Add 1 can Cream of Mushroom soup just before adding the crawfish.

Are You The One?
ARE YOU THE ONE ARE YOU GOOD FOR ME? WILL YOU CARE? WHEN I'M NOT AROUND WILL YOU WISH I WAS THERE? WILL YOU GIVE ME YOUR HEART? WILL YOU SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS WITH ME? WILL YOU BE NICER THAN THE LAST? OR WILL YOU BREAK MY HEART TOO? ARE YOU THE ONE? TTHE ONE I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR? WILL YOU MAKE ME FEEL LOVED? OR WILL YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALONE? OR MAYBE JUST MAYBE YOU ARE THE ONE.

All I Have
I 'm anxious and distraught for the last few days Now there's nothing of the sort that makes it all right This moment I am compelled to go off the deep end I clutch at every straw, my heart is sinking I give it one more try, I give it all I can I never wanted more, I give it one more shot I give it all I have to make things right What scope is there left? Where is the hope then? I've heard it all before when life is measured A slow and tame despair is inside all of us Your passionate old dreams sometimes you cry for I give it one more try, I give it all I can I never wanted more, I give it all I have I give it one more shot to make things right Little else we can cherish, little else is not enough A glimpse, a glimpse of heaven How can I see the stars? As all others do, as all others do As all others do , as all others do I give it one more try, I give it all I can I won't fail once more Take the bull by the horns Try my luck once more To make things ri

If I Let You Hit It
1. Would you be in control? 2. Would you whisper freaky shit in my ear? 3. Would you talk dirty to me? 4. Would you kiss me with a little or a lot of tongue? 5. Would you go down on me? 6. Would you let me go down on you??? 7. Would you give me a hickey?? 8. How many rounds would we go? 9. What would you wanna do afterwards? 10. Would you take off all your clothes for me? 11. Would you lick and bite me all over? 12. Would you like foreplay or get straight to the point? 13. Would you take your time if I told you to? 14. Would you fall asleep when we were done? 15. Would you want to go fast or slow? 16. Where would you wanna "do it" at? 17. Would you be loud or quiet? 18. Do you think you could make me have an orgasm? 19. Are you gonna re-post these so I can answer them for you? 20. Would you fuck TODAY? EMAIL ME - Sixxy - & Let me know what you would do if I let you hit it. GIRLS REPOST AS "IF I LET U HIT IT" GUYZ REPOST AS

Betrayed
I MET SOME1 ON CHEERY TAP I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST. ALL THEY DID WAS MESS W/ MY EMOTIONS. HERE IS THERE ID 4 CHERRY TAPhttp://cherrytap.com/user/954721 ALL THIS PERSON WAS DOIN WAS TRYIN TO SCARE ME. THEY TURNED OUT TO B A PERVERT. TRYIN TO TELL ME MY GRANDMA IS GONNA DIE IN 3 WEEKS UNLESS FAIT STEPS IN. I NEVER HEARD SUCH CRAP IN MY LIFE. THIS PERSON IS SICK AND TWISTED AND NEEDS SERIOUS MENTAL HELP. I WAS ASKIN THEM 4 A LITTLE ADVICE ABOUT WITCH CRAFT AND HERES WHAT THEY HAD TO TELL ME. MORELESS IF I DO A SPELL AND IT BACK FIRES ON ME THE DEVIL GOES INTO ME AND CAN PUT ME 6 FT UNDER AND THE SPELL TAKES OVER MY SOUL. THIS PERSON HAD ME SO FUCKIN SCARED I COULD SLEEP AT NIGHT AND THOUGHT THE DEVIL WAS OUT TO GET ME. THOUGHT THE DEVIL WAS IN THE ROOM W/ ME WANTIN TO TAKE OVER MY SOUL. I FOUND OUT NONE OF THIS IS EVEN TRUE. IF ANY OF U R MY FRIEND AND KNOWS ME IF U WANT U CAN GIVE HIM A PIECE OF YER MIND. HERES HIS YAHOO ID DRAGONWOLLF1. I AM NOT THIS CRUEL PERSON I JUST ASKED 4 A

Bone Health For Woman
Healthy Bones the Wise Woman Way By: Susun Weed Every woman I know is concerned about osteoporosis. Frightening stories equate it with broken hips, bent spines, wheelchairs, and death--things we all want to avoid. What can we do? Should we take calcium supplements? hormones? Fosamax? Can we rely on our green allies? The Wise Woman tradition maintains that simple lifestyle choices-- including, but not limited to, regular use of nourishing herbal infusions, medicinal herbal vinegars, yogurt, and seaweed -- are sufficient to preserve bone and prevent breaks. And, further, that these lifestyle choices produce multiple health benefits, including reduction of heart disease and breast cancer, without the problems and risks associated with taking hormones. As for supplements, as we will see, they do more harm than good Forget Osteoporosis First, we must rid ourselves of the idea that osteoporosis is important. In the Wise Woman Tradition, we focus on the patient, not the p

Why Are People Ignorant
Why do people think that they have to keep asking you to do something that you do not want to do. What I mean is by turning on your cam or showing naked pics. When this people ask you to do it and you do not do what they ask. Why is it that if they do not get what they want they say bye. I feel that them acting this way just shows what kind of person they truly are if they do not get there way. Come one we are not children here and if you do not get are way say bye. Grow up this is an adult site.

Cooling Sugar Free Drinks For Kids
Delicious Drinks for Kids Children run and play hard in 70 degree weather just as easily as 90 degree weather so it's real important to keep them well hydrated. Under hydrated children suffer from urinary tract infections, decreased resistance to disease, crabbiness and listlessness. Under hydration can quickly turn to dehydration which is acutely serious. There are many nutritious alternatives to kool-aid , Dr. pepper, and other fruit flavored squeeze box drinks . There are two and half tablespoon of sugar in 8 ounces of soda, visual that ! Sugar consumption can also contribute to dehydration. The trick is to offer something good that they will drink without a lot of sugar. Try Rooibos tea a drink from South Africa that has been used for centuries to treat babies with colic. Rooibos tastes just like our regular ice tea with a vanilla aftertaste. Many add a dried vanilla bean to the rooibos tea canister for the added taste of vanilla. This wonderful tea has no caffeine and is f

All Cried Out - Alison Moyet
You took your time to come back this time The grass has grown under your feet In your absence I've changed my mind And someone else is sitting in your seat I know that I said there be no-one else I know that I said I'd be true But baby - I've burned out cupid's arrow And here's the short and the narrow I've nothing left to offer you All cried out You took a whole lot of loving for a handful of nothing All cried out It's hard to give you something when you're pushing and a shoving me around So don't look surprised there was no disguise You knew where I stood from the start So stop - look around you You're right back where I found you Take back your cold and empty heart All cried out You took a whole lot of loving for a handful of nothing All cried out It's hard to give you something when you're pushing and a shoving me around You go your way I'll go mine I wont stay around here Don't you waste my time

Hangover Tea, It Works & Its Good Too!
for a nasty hangover tea. It tasted so good, we've been drinking it ever since. To make the tea, mix together: 3 parts marshmallow leaf (Althaea officinalis) for the dried out tissues. 3 parts oatstraw (Avena sativa) for the jangled nerves. 2 parts lavender flowers (Lavandula angustifolia) for the muddled head. 2 parts rosemary (Rosmarinus officinalis) for the hardworking liver. Use about a tablespoon per cup of hot water. Steep for at least ten minutes. It's very nice with honey

Ugh
Thank heavens I'm home. I was so damn bored out of my mind yesterday and today. I spent the days and last night over at a friends apartment..Don't get me wrong, i loved spending the time with him and a couple of his buddies - but fuck me running - i was bored to tears. i mean gosh damn....how many hours of tv can you watch before wanting to poke your eyeballs out. fuck man...he didnt even have porn there..what the fuck kind of guy doesnt have porn?!?!?!

Forever-by Ben Harper
Not talkin' 'bout a year No not three or four I don't want that kind of forever In my life anymore Forever always seems To be around when it begins But forever never seems To be around when it ends So give me your forever Please your forever Not a day less will do From you People spend so much time Every single day Runnin' 'round all over town Givin' their forever away But no not me I won't let my forever roam And now i hope i can find My forever a home So give me your forever Please your forever Not a day less will do From you Like a handless clock with numbers An infinite of time No not the forever found Only in the mind Forever always seems To be around when things begin But forever never seems To be around when things end So give me your forever Please your forever Not a day less will do From you

Friends List
Hello all! I've decided to do a somewhat massive friends deletion. I'm not mad or snobby or anything, I just can't keep up with everyone, and there are some people on there I've never even talked to. However, if you're in my "family," or I've talked to you at all recently, or, hell, even if you have something interesting in your "about me" section, I won't be deleting you, of course. :) I'd just really like to be able to navigate through my friends list and know who everyone is. If you'd like to stay on and we haven't talked in a while (or ever) just send me a message and let me know! Thanks everyone! Alissa

I Can't Sleep!
Insomnia is not insomnia is not insomnia. Difficulty sleeping comes in many forms. Trouble Falling Asleep can be associated with tension, excess nervous energy ("heat") or a depleted nervous system ("cold"). My favorite herbs for falling asleep are kava (Piper methysticum) for tension, hops (Humulus lupulus) for heat and valerian (Valeriana officinalis) for cold. (Detailed indications for these herbs.) Trouble Staying Asleep is usually associated with tension or excess nervous energy (heat), but it can sometimes be related to depletion (cold) as well. My favorite herbs for staying asleep are passionflower (Passiflora incarnata) for tension, peach leaf (Prunus persica) for heat and holy basil (Ocimum tenuiflorum) for cold. (Detailed indications for these herbs.) Trouble Waking Up (aka waking up with that run-over-by-a-truck feeling) is common in people whose bodies are sluggish or depleted overall. Lymphatic and liver-supporting herbs are the thing to use here. Some of my

Please Read:
This is for my family ,friends and fans,I just want to say that I love all ya'll.It makes my day to come in here and see ya'll on tap and get greetings.I just have to say I have been giving gifts out but not to recieve any in return but because it makes me feel good (even though they aren't real).So don't feel obligated to send one back just a thanks is nice,well thats all for now much love to all my peeps here on cherry tap.

Drinking
Hello all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am getting so smashed because I don't have to work tomorrow. this is my firat blog, and I want to say thank you to all the people out there who have added me and fanned me and rated me 10. AND EVERYONE WHO RATED LESS IS JUST MEAN >:-P have a great weekend. Love you all shadowyuna

Tastey Herb Tea For Colds And Flu
My favorite herbs for flu care are diaphoretics, to stimulate sweating.* I like diaphoretics because they support the body's natural response rather than "fighting" the illness. Elderberry and ginger make a delicious tea that you might want to drink all winter, whether you're sick or not! To make pink ginger tea: Slice up 2-3 inches of fresh ginger. Put the ginger in a pot and cover it with about a quart of water. Add 2-3 tablespoons of elderberry (frozen, canned, juice, syrup or dried). Simmer the mixture until it tastes strongly of ginger—usually at least 15 minutes. (The tea turns a muddy purple-brown as it simmers. Don't worry, we'll fix it.) When it's ready, remove the tea from the heat, let it sit a minute to cool, and add good quality raw honey** to taste. (Don't boil raw honey. You'll kill the enzymes.) Now for the magic. Squeeze the juice from one small or half a large lemon. Add it to the tea. Watch the color change from muddy to clear pink! Dri

Marriage Commandments
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But, so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen . Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one . Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Commandment 8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, und

It Pisses Me Off
He didn't show up!!! I waited up in the tree, with a special gift for him. I was gonna jump out and surprise him, but he never showed. Luckily there was another couple up there sitting in the car. I watched them screw for a little, then I broke the window in with a bat. Turns out I knew them and they knew me, I guess that's why they took of like a bat out of hell. Why doesn't anybody wanna be my friend?

A Dandelion Breakfast
Dandelion fritters with dandelion syrup. Floral and joyful, it tastes exactly like spring! For the fritters, I made a basic pancake batter (a cup of flour, a teaspoon of baking powder, an egg, a cup of milk, a couple of tablespoons melted butter, and a pinch of salt) with enough extra milk added to make it about as thin as heavy cream. Then I added a nice pile of yellow dandelion fluff*—about a cup or a little more. I cooked the fritters on a hot buttered griddle just like pancakes. *By "yellow dandelion fluff" I mean the yellow parts of dandelion blossoms, separated from the green bits and fluffed up a bit to avoid clumping. Sound like too much trouble? I think you can get away with including a bit of green, but be sure to pinch off the stem end of each blossom, or you might get some bitterness in your fritters Dandelion syrup has a taste of nut and vanilla. It's not medicinal at all, it's just tasty. I use it in fruit salads, where most of my herbal syrups end up these

Thnk You For All The Love
Thank you for all the love.Thank you to everyone for Rating,Fanning and adding me as a friend.Im having a hard time keeping up with my alert box So if you will do me a favor and comment in here if you rated my stash or pictures so I can come bck and rate yours.Im trying to write everyones name down but at this point I dont want to miss nyone.Thnk you agin.You all have made me thnkful for my friendships not just tonight but every day.Much Love

How To Make A Topical Tincture Of Jewelweed
Jewelweed works amazingly well for poison ivy and poison oak gather leaves and juicy plant stems -- NOTE it is potent in spring and early summer up until after it blooms. It is not very potent after it blooms. This is a good reason to make the tincture. If you need help immediately then wash all over with soap first [breaks up the oil] then rub the juicy plant stems on the affected areas. Repeat as often as needed. If you want to preserve the jewel weed so you can always have it around then make a tincture.[FOR TOPICAL USE ONLY!] 1. put those juicy stems and leaves packed very tight into a jar. 2. then fill the jar with 98 proof rubbing alcohol [EXTERNAL USE ONLY] 3. work all of the air out with a table knife. 4. put an airtight lid on the jar and leave it sitting in the cool dark for 8 weeks 5. drain off the alcohol into clean jars [the original rubbing alcohol bottle works well] 6. keeps for years. WARNING: THIS IS NOT T

Can You Believe This Crap?
Ok, this is my first blog. Depending on the results, well we’ll see. I’ve read and voted on so many others and finally thought I would give it a try. Reading other peoples about other peoples thoughts and problems has sort of helped me deal with some of mine. I thank you all for sharing those things with the rest of us. The reasons for this little foray into my self expression will become clearer as you read on. I hope you all enjoy reading this, and will share your thoughts on this extremely confusing and demented look into my so called life. Now lets get to our story: About 2yrs ago I received a phone call from one of my sisters. At first it was a “How are you doing type?” conversation, but after a few minutes it turned to something very sinister. When I asked about my mother she proceeded to inform me that my mother had passed away. Not just that day but 2yrs before this phone call was taking place. I say again 2yrs before this phone call took place. After the initial shock of

Red Fish With Pecans
4 red snapper fillets (6-oz each) 2 cups milk 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 cup flour 4 Tablespoons margarine, divided 2 Tablespoons vegetable oil 1/2 cup chopped pecans 2 Tablespoons Worcestershire sauce 3 Tablespoons lemon juice Place the fillets in a single layer in a baking dish and pour the milk over them. Cover and refrigerate for 30 minutes. Remove fillets, drain them and pat dry. Mix the salt, black pepper and cayenne pepper together and sprinkle over the fish. Dust the fillets with the flour. In a large skillet over medium heat melt the 2 tablespoons of the butter with the vegetable oil. Add the fillets and cook until lightly browned on both sides. Place the cooked fish on a warmed serving dish and keep warm. Add the remaining butter to the skillet along with the pecans and cook 3-4 minutes over low heat, stirring constantly. Stir in the Worcestershire sauce and lemon juice. To serve: Pour the pecans ov

Could You Be...
Could you be the one for me? Could you be my find? Could it be, after all this time, fate could be so kind? Could you be the one for me, the one to help me forget the man that broke my heart, my soul, the man haunts me yet. You tell me that I'm beautiful, something I've rarely heard. But the one still lives in my mind, that couldn't spare a kind word. Could you be the one to come and mend my broken heart? Are you willing to piece together what another broke apart? It wont be an easy job, you see my road has been long and rough, and the heart that was once soft is now shut, locked and tough. But I can feel my heart open again, it's opening for you. Just come in and love me back thats all you have to do. I must ask you one small thing before we kiss and part, please be nice and kind to me I'm tired of a broken heart...

My Best Friend On "da Tap."
Greetings everyone! Hope all is well. This particular blog may seem a bit one-sided to you but I have to express how I feel and respect a special person I have met here on CT. If you have every really looked at my profile you will see a particular woman that leaves myself quite a few shouts. She is consistantly always caring about me and always having my back, either through the good times or the worse. I have had a few of the worse if you have read my blogs. This woman means alot to me and words really cannot express how much she means to a simple person such as myself. I will give it a shot. If were not for the fact of us being seperated by a little over a thousands miles between us I would consider this lady to be the "answer" to my quest for the perfect woman. She is intelligent, bright, smart, sexy, HOT, caring, nuturing cheerful, giving, considerate, spicy, smiling, beautiful, patient, and any other adjective that you would use to describe a person you could see yourself with for

Maricopa County, Az
Update on Joe Arpaio TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY: Sheriff Joe Arpaio (In Arizona )who created the " Tent City Jail":He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them. He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away their weights Cut off all but "G" movies. He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on county and city projects. Then He Started Chain Gangs For Women So He wouldn't Get Sued For Discrimination. He took away cable TV Until he found out there was A Federal Court Order that Required Cable TV For Jails.So He Hooked Up The Cable TV Again Only Let In The Disney Channel And The Weather Channel. When asked why the weather channel He Replied,So They Will Know How Hot It's Gonna Be While They Are Working ON My Chain Gangs. He Cut Off Coffee Since It Has Zero

His Kiss
We stood in the doorway, his hands on my waist, the clock ticking loudly almost in haste. He moved in closer, his eyes locked in mine, I long for his kiss for just a moment in time. His lips meet mine and I feel the sensation, no longer must I wait to give in to sweet temptation. My knees go weak, my palms become sweaty, I go back to that place I have been so many times already. The world disappears, all that's left is him and I, and as we pull away I feel as though I can fly...

Shrimp Creole
6 Tablespoons unsalted butter 1 onion, thinly sliced 1 green pepper, seeded and thinly sliced 2 celery stalks, thinly sliced 2 garlic cloves, minced 1 bay leaf 2 Tablespoons paprika 2 cups skinned, chopped ripe tomatoes 1 cup of tomato juice 4 teaspoons of Worcestershire sauce 4-6 dashes Tabasco sauce salt 1-1/2 teaspoons cornstarch 3 lb. fresh raw shrimp, peeled and deveined Melt 2 tablespoons of butter in a large skillet and sauté the onion, green pepper, celery, garlic and bay leaf for 2-3 minutes. Add the paprika, tomatoes, tomato juice, Worcestershire and Tabasco sauces.

Kids Moving On..
Ok.. I have been a mother over half of my life. My kids are moving away. After this weekend I will be alone...really alone..for the first time in 20 years!! I do have a younger son, he's 14 and lives with his father. So, he visits weekends and summer. I"m having a heck of a time finding out who I am..and what I like to do.

Solstice Energies And Tips
This is a summary of the guidance I have received concerning the upcoming summer solstice (June 21st). The summer solstice energies always come in like a wave, rising, peaking, and then waning. This year they will begin to be felt on June 16th, they will increase and peak on June 20th, 21st, 22nd and then decrease and subside on June 26th. (Mark your calendars.) So what is coming our way? This summer solstice will be the most powerful, potent, and impacting spiritual influx we have experienced so far. It will carry some of the most demanding energies for change we have had to adjust to, in this life. The energies feel laser-like: they are very focused, sharp, and penetrating, down to the very core of our being. They will act like a sharp sword that cuts swift and deep. Analogies come to mind such as Archangel Michael's sword which cuts away all delusion. Or, the sword Excalibur in the Arthurian myth, that maintains self-sovereignty (personal freedom) by slicing away repressio

High Price Of Education
I used to work in piece of crap jobs, where the boss would tell you this is where they wanted that and this is how you needed to do this while they sat on their butts and made the bigger bucks yet you knew their job better than them and you could never get ahead because you just didn't have that paper that said you were qualified enough to do that job. Or there were those other jobs were you find yourself happy at your job but find that you were getting screwed by another department because they just didn't know their head from their a---!!! Well call it anger, call it revenge, call it striving to better myself whatever. I said the hell with it went back to get my education. Here I am well over 25 yet still under 30 (just a wee bit under 30) working on my degree to do something good for myself, my family, and show those basturds a thing or two! Well guess what (so much for the wee bit under 30 Im into my 30's) I got that damn education did quite well, but yet those basturds still have

Poetry
Do you know who you are......because I do Someone who has integrity, intelligence and mature.......troubles and pains you have endured but yet the life and light inside you shows through........ Do you know who you are.......because I do. Compassion, acceptance, sensitive to those who are true, opinionated, respected, with love inside you valued and appreciated for all that you are.......as near perfect as the brightest shining star. Do you know who you are......can you see? If not then just ask me........a friend, your friend the best I can be, I know you as I know me both of us sharing a bond deep and true Do you know who you are? Because I do!

My Book
Streaking through the skyline, she glances about feeling the chill of the air it is her favorite time of night close to dawning of a new day yet still dark, she's hungry and hunting. The easing through the backstreets and alleys her sense of smell and hearing heightened since the turning alerts her to the many different sounds of the night and the stale beer spilled in the streets its Mardi Gras here in New Orleans the hunt will be quick. She rests a top a shadowed rooftop closing her eyes and listening instensly. She opens her eyes as she hears muffled words and stumbling steps. Before her eyes sharp and quick as they are pick out the lost soul she hears the heart beat slow and rhthymic raising her hunger to new heights. She watches as the figure approaches her, the body tall and stout swaggering from side to side barely keeping balance, she smiles a man who has decided to tempt fate this night in the back alleys. As I continue to watch him draw near reflections of the nights

The Thief In The Night
THE THIEF IN THE NIGHT By rattdoll I am lying in bed, trying to get comfy and get some sleep. I hear a noise in the other room. I just figure it’s one of my cats messin around, causing trouble with one of the others. I didn’t pay much attention to it, until the banging kept on and getting louder. I get up to see what’s going on. Damn those cats, I thought. I walk into the living room in just my purple nightie, and you were standing there. I was about to scream when you rush towards me and pin me up to the wall and put a hand over my mouth. “Just be quiet and I won’t hurt you,” you say to me. I shake my head yes so you know that I understand. You take a hold of my arm and lead me into the kitchen and set me in a chair. I look into your eyes to see if I can tell what your intentions are. I noted that you eyed me right back, and there was a hint of a hunger in your expression as you appraised me. I could tell you were both clever and dang

Ummm...
kinda bored so im gonna sit here and type up some stupid shit and maybe even some not stupid shit. well, im excited that i just graduated high school. im on vaca in florida. i now have a new pet called a sugar glider. it's a boy and his name is midnight. he's very hyper at nite. ummm... i now have black hair and i've gotta add some new pix lol. well, now i'm blank on stuff to say. so later ppl.

Vampire
You scored as Blade, Thats right you are the booty kicking you cross me and I will stomp a mudhole in your butt type. Sexy and a great fighter with mad fighting skillsDracula100% Blade100% Angel67% Marius67% Louis67% Lestat58% Deacon Frost58% Armand50% Spike42% Akasha25% Whose your Vampire personality? (images)created with QuizFarm.com

My First Post
Mistress M has ordered me to make a public account of my service to Her. i have been serving her for almost a month now. However, the last week she has taken over my whole life. i am only her internet slave, but she is with me always. i am only allowed to cum when She allows it. i am used to cumming everyday, so this is a major change for me. She took it easy and only made me wait 5 days this first time. However, She likes to make that time very interesting. Every night, i have to sleep in my stockings. This causes me to lay awake hard and horney thinking about Madame. Also, at work, twice a day i have to go into a bathroom stall and play with myself for 5 minutes without cumming. Since meeting Mistress M, i spend most of my time horney and my ball ache, and i couldn't be happier.

June 22 2007
June 22 2007 Kaleb is still a trooper. He is peacefully resting right now. He didn't throw up last night at all... The nurse said that he had a pretty good night. He still has some problems regulating his body tempeture but for the most part has been stable. The did another procedure on him today... minor. They inserted a pH probe into his nose like a feeding tube and it is sitting in the back of his throat. It is supposed to moniter the acidic level. They are doing this to see way he is throwing up. They still are talking about doing the surgery on his stomach... I forget what exactly it is called but it is similar to having a lap band put on your stomach. This is supposed to close the opening of his stomach some so that it is harder for him to throw up. He also looks like he is having itsy bitsy seizures... infact I don't know if I should even call it a seizure. His eyes start moving back and forth and his lip quivers at the same time but it is VERY mild... maybe it is just a m

Last Message From Kristy
A step back I want to thank everyone for all of the support and attention that Kaleb has received however, it has become WAY too big for me and Josh to handle right now. Kaleb is starting to get better and now is the time for us as parents to be proactive in his treatment and rehab. We are very tired and weary at this time. All of our strength and focus needs to be on Kaleb & our family. We are EMOTIONALLY drained as well as physically. My blog posting is going to considerably decrease from this point forward. My words are being misconstrued and taken out of context by some. I have to take a step back in the interest of Kaleb. I guess you could say that we are taking a step back to take a step forward for Kaleb. I still however would love for Kaleb to still be in your prayers. This is ALL we need from anybody. This is all I wanted in the beginning but received SO much more from all of you wonderful people. Obiviously all of our prayers are working and I would be heart brok

How Happy Am I?
Merritt, currently your happiness baseline is 94, which is higher than 98 percent of the other people who took The Happiness Test. What this baseline means is that, taking both your high and low moods into account, your range of happiness, tends to be around this level. As most of us know from first-hand experience, happiness is a changeable thing. In fact, you've probably felt your own overall happiness level shift from year to year, month to month, or even day to day. It's natural to experience highs and lows at different moments in your life. If you expect to feel the happiest of happy all of the time, you'll probably be disappointed. However, you can strive to elevate your baseline of happiness, so that the lows you experience are not as low, and the highs you experience are even higher. A person's overall level of happiness is more consistent than an individual mood or passing feeling. Your baseline for happiness provides a kind of foundation for your emotions and

My Sex Sign
Leo Since you are such an attention craver, you are into wearing the sexiest clothes and going straight for the sexiest person in the room. You like secure people who are genuine and have a good fashion sense. In bed, you like to get all of the attention, so you need a partner who can worship you for the hottie that you are. You like to dance and strip for your partner and you enjoy buying the sexiest lingere for yourself. Sex matches: Aries, Sagittarius, Libra Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

All I Have To Offer...
I've nothing else to offer, so it's love to you I'll send. It's nothing that I borrowed, and it's nothing that I'd lend. It has no dollar value and can't be over used. It isn't fragile so it will not break, but often it's abused. I've given it to others, but each time it's unique. Its meaning is always different, depending on what you seek. It's something you can store away to feel when you're in need; but never is it on display, it's beauty can't be seen. I'm giving it to you, no "strings attached", no "costly warranty". Because this love that I am sending has a lifetime guarantee!! Sent to me by a very good friend. check out her profile and rate, fan add her! http://cherrytap.com/californiagirl

~~~~sex~~~~
I used to blog on myspace alot! This is a copy of one of my own blogs I hope you like it! Okay today I chose to talk about Orgasms. Probably because I have many things that rev my engine. I mean I have lots of friends who say they have never had an orgasm. WHAT!! HOW?? I mean it is so easy. Just let yourself go and enjoy someone ravishing your body taking time to explore your every curve. I firmly believe the art to a good orgasm is to know your own body. So as I am talking with my friends I just blurt out. "Do you masturbate?" And my friend gives me a disgusted look and says NO WAY! Orgasm: The peak of sexual excitement characterized by strong feelings of pleasure and by a series of involuntary contractions of the muscles of the genitals, usually accompanied by the ejaculation of semen by the male. Also, called climax, a similar point of intensity of emotional excitement. Climax: The point of greatest intensity or force in an ascending series or p

No More Malo
That right kiddies Malo De Dentro is calling it quits. A few of the members have decided to go in different directions. The band has one last show that we have committed in doing which is on July 20th, 2007 at Jheads in Phoenix, AZ so come out and give us a great send off. I wish the guys all my best. Now on to my next musical adventure. David

Bombing
I am leaving the Patriotic Bombers since they are no longer a bombing family and work only on giveaways. I have no hard feelings with anyone there and hope we can all remain friends. Good luck to all of you guys!

Blast
YOU WANT A 30 DAY BLAST? WELL YOUR GONNA HAVE TO EARN THIS ONE. IM GIVING 5, 30 DAY BLASTS TO THE FIRST 5 PEOPLE THAT CAN LEAVE 75,000 COMMENTS ON YOUR PIC IN ONE MONTH. YEAH ITS GOING TO BE TOUGH, BUT I KNOW IT CAN BE DONE. THERE IS NO FIRST PLACE OR LAST PLACE. EITHER YOU GET 75,000 COMMENTS OR NOTHING AT ALL. ONCE 5 PEOPLE HAVE REACHED 75,000 COMMENTS OR THE CUT OFF TIME, THE GIVE AWAY IS CLOSED. 2 RULES ONLY!! YOU MUST BE A FRIEND AND FAN OF ME TO BE ENTERED IN THE BLAST GIVE AWAY, AND THERE WILL BE NO NSFW PICS!!!!!!!!! SEND ME A EMAIL IF U WANT IN. I WILL BE TAKING YOUR DEFAULT PIC, NO QUESTIONS. WHAT IS ON YOUR DEFAULT PIC WILL BE ENTERED IN THE GIVE AWAY. 30 DAY BLAST GIVE AWAY STARTS SUNDAY JUNE 24 7PM CHERRY TAP TIME AND ENDS TUESDAY JULY 24 7PM CHERRY TAP TIME. GOOD LUCK!!

Back To School - More Info...
I've decided, knowing the credits I already have through the local community college from my prior attempt at an AA in Technical Theatre, to go back to local community college, change majors, and get an AA in Physics, in order to help get myself into the Aerospace Program at UMCP, as a sophomore (and possibly a junior). With the number of CORE courses I already have credit for at local community college (2.5 years, I got a lot of them - if not all of them), I should be able to focus the most on the major courses. I just need to find out how much that I already have (even with a crappy prior GPA) that will transfer to UMCP (though, I'm thinking that I should be able to transfer the CORE courses I did best in - mostly relating to the Tech Theatre major [lots of arts classes] - and bury the classes I didn't do so well in). I also just realized that there is a combined BS/MS degree program offered at UMCP, but it requires a prior 3.8 GPA, which is CERTAINLY not what I had my first go ar

Words That Should Be In The Dictionary
SNIGLET (snig' lit) Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should. CHECKUARY (chek' yew air ee)n. The thirteenth month of the year. Begins New Year's Day and ends when a person stops absentmindedly writing the old year on his checks. EXPRESSHOLES (eks pres' holz)n. People who try to sneak more than the "eight items or less" into the express checkout line. BUCKLINT (buck' lint)n. The fine red and blue threads running through new dollar bills. BUBBLIC (buh' blik)adj. Addicted to the systematic popping of the bubbles in packing material. UNFARE (un fayr')n. The dollar you owe the cab driver before you've even moved a foot. ELBONICS (el bon' iks)n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater. CHUBBLE (chuh' bul)n. The aerobic movement combining deep-knee bends and sideward hops used when trying to fit into panty hose. ZEBRALANE (zee' bruh layn)n. The striped area between the interstate and the turnoff lane where cars go when

To All Ct Come Join Us For Fun And Good Music Now
----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: I LOVE MY FRIENDS Date: Jun 22, 2007 7:13 PM Question- What does Dj Mom, Dixieboy Radio, New Country Star, Jason Coley, Kim McAbee, Jorrin Tyler, Gwen Sebastian, great acoustic peformaces, Harley Radio, special phone calls, Nixa Country, prizes, Planet Net Tunes, partying, Radio Indy, CMA's, A Teens Radio, fun, RIM Radio, no drama have in common? guess? come on guess? ok you give up? Answer- Try tonights big show at 10pm est. Yes all this stuff will be in a show that will last at least 2 hours and will be broadcast on at least 6 different radio stations. This shows you how we the "internet radio" are friends and how we the "internet radio" can come together as one to give you the listener great entertainment. Show the love and please tune in , you wont regret it!!! New Country Star's site- http://www.myspace.com/newcountrystar Nixa Country's site- http://www.myspace.com/nixacountry

Cams, True Friends, And Bullshit
Ok..this is a blog to rant, so if you can't deal with ranting, or you are easily offended, then don't waste my or your time reading on pass this part... It has come to my attention, since joining in here on the 5th of June of 2007, that some guys have actually had the nerve to ask for my email and then ask me to show myself on cam. First off, I do NOT just show whoever myself on that fucking thing. I feel degraded and insulted when all you want to see is my fucking body naked. I don't have a problem with my bopdy, but I do have a problem with a complete stranger wanting to see it. If all you are going to do is ask to see me on it, then don't waste your breath, because it won't happen. Hell, even the people that I am seeing (yes, I said people...don't ask...for another blog at another time), even they can't get me to strip down for them and turn on the cam. Yeah, they know me, and yeah, I tease them and say that I am naked, but you know what?? That is all for fun between us, a

Drugs And Stupid Sexual Propositions...
I'm about two shades of positive that the man who continuously called me throughout the day is a crack head sort of person. And dern it! I'm tired of being propositioned. Just for your 10-43, people, I don't live my life pining for the moment your penis finds its way into any orifice I may or may not possess. Yes, I know you're absolutely the best lover in the entire world. I know that you'll do things to my body that I've never even imagined, let alone experienced. I know you'll go boldly where no man has gone before. There's so much to you. I understand all of this and more and yet, I just can't bring myself to spread my legs for you, virtually or otherwise. Stop asking. Go e-mail some poor nymphomaniac from Slovakia (Slovakia has no real bearing on this conversation, but I like the way it sounds...)

The National Transportation Safety Board
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a multi-state project with auto makers where black box voice recorders were installed in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to understand the last 15 seconds of fatal accidents. The Board was surprised to find the recorded last words of drivers in 48 of the 50 states were all the same: "Oh, SHIT!" Only the states of Montana and North Dakota were different, where the final words were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try somethin'

John Chapman
i am writting all of you because i've a tip on a man that goes by enter the shadowhawk aka shadow hawk or chapman bailbonds on here. he is slandering my good name falsly accusing me of being the one who abused him in our realationship and im for one sick and tired of it.also he has told me on repeated ocassions recently that he has plans of getting his old roomate kristin mason in trouble for child porn he left on her computer before they moved out of the apartment he is now living in at in new kensington,pahe said that if i report him doing this that he will deni he even said it.so if i was you i'd not talk to him or trust him around your kids either.on top of that he use to live with me and he left behind some shit in my cellar a whole pile of crap and i found a child porn printed out picture of 6 naked teen girls and i reported it to the cops and gave the cops the picture it is now under investigation so it is very possible he could be going to jail. Michelle

Lust
Tell me what I'd have to change, who I would have to be, to slip into your arms, for you to make love to me. Must I climb the highest cliff, Swim on the ocean floor, crawl over broken glass, would you demand that I do more? Could you take me as I am, with my issues and my flaws, pull me to your chest without hesitation or pause? Wrap me in your passion, expose your every need,press your lips to mine, every secret freed. Need me more with every breath that slips into your chest,please me nightly, miss me daily, never compare me with the rest. Grip my wrists, look into my eyes, and say the words I long to hear. Kiss me softly and say my name, forever hold me near. Do I ask for wishes that could never quite come true? Is my sin my greatest fault, that I really want to be loved by you.....

Montana Home Invasion
Gun needed for protection Shotgun preteen vs.. illegal alien Home Invaders NRA files Butte Montana November 5, 2006 Home invasion gone wrong for criminals. Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez 23 and Enrico Garza 26, probably believed they would easily overpower a home alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two story home. It seems the two crooks never learned two things, they were in Montana and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun. Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buck shot from the 11 year olds knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals. When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left s

Night
you can see her walk through your dreams, though she never walks, you can never see her eyes for she has no soul, you can't see her feet for she has none. All you can see is her shell of a body that once had a soul, you awakin and no one is there, fall asleep again and she will appear once more

The Meaning Of Ŧ.m.Ä.Ғ.
I RECEIVED TOO MANY QUESTIONS REGARDING THE 4 LETTERS I HAVE NEXT TO MY NAME.WELL HERE IS THE ANSWERS AND IF YOU FEEL OR LIKE TO JOIN OUR FAMILY HERE IS THE RULES: Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ. THE MORTAL ANGELS FAMILY THIS FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT SHOWING LOVE AND RESPECT TO EACH OTHER AND TO HELP PUT A SMILE ON SOMEONES FACE... THE MORTAL ANGELS FAMILY IS ALL ABOUT LOVE,CARE,RESPECT AND SUPPORT. HERE IS THE HEAD RULES,IF ANY OF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS PLEASE SUBMIT THEM SO THEY MAY BE DISCUSSED. ANY UPDATES OR NEWS REGARDING THIS FAMILY WILL BE POSTED AS A BLOG FOR ALL MEMBERS. 1~A SALUTE PICTURE: MUST BE SENT TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE IF ITS NOT ON YOUR PAGE. IT WILL NOT BE DISPLAYED TO THE PUBLIC.IT IS FOR CONFIRMATION PURPOSES SO AS NOT TO ALLOW FAKES INTO THE FAMILY. 2~N.S.F.W PICTURES: NAKED PIX OF YOURSELF OR OTHERS MUST BE CLEARLY LABELED OUT OF RESPECT FOR OTHER MEMBERS. 3~FAMILIES: a)MEMBERS CAN NOT BE IN TWO FAMILIES AT THE SAME TIME. b)NO NEED FOR

Recipes For Sexcess!!!
We all have recipes for one thing or another. A favorite dessert, main dish, appetizer and even some yummy finger foods. But what about some recipes for sex??? Have you ever taken a recipe and tweeked it?, added a lil of this and a touch of that?, or added more or less of your own "Spices"? Well here is my own Sex Recipe and because I adore you all sooo much...I am going to share the secret!!! Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look into laughing eyes. 2. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. 3. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. 4. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers. 5. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight). 6. The cake is done when banana is

Hey Locals
Well me and my girl have a purposal... We are looking for some guys to come hang out with us tonight...we are going to pints and quarts in olympia.. well lacey.. btw my girl is spoiled79 you can view her on my family list

Touching Ectasy
I want to feel you deep inside me, moving ever so slow. I want you to take me to all these places called ectasy you know. I want to feel your tongue upon me, as you will feel mine. I want to feel you inside me till the end of time. I want to feel you caress my soft body with your hands, wait baby, don't rush, I have no other plans. Kiss my lips so softly and gently enter me, you should always no, you're the only one I need....

"gimme This Kind Of Kissing"
I'm a lover.. I'm a cuddler... I touch and love to tease my man in and outta bed. I flirt... I bat my eyelashes when appropriate and I'm sure my expressive eyes twinkle when I get in that wicked... mode ... but damn do I love to kiss!!!!!!!!!! I can kiss for hours. It's...all about the feel of the skin of the lips... the softness.. the gentle brushing of nerve endings, the subtle wetness of one or the drenching hot and bothered dripping of another.. The sensualness... the gentle or the hard passionate kind... I don't care how the kiss starts, it's all about the end results.. Can it make me warm all over... curl my toes or leave me wet and craving more... Can it make you cum where you sit or stand? NOW THAT... mmmm hmmmm is the ultimate kiss... Sometimes I think we forget the powers of a kiss.. or the pleasure of the foreplay part of kissing and kissing and kissing before just... moving to the next base.. Gawd, where is Inspiration Point when you need it? ~laughing~ So

Love Is....
Love is the greatest feeling, Love is like a play, Love is what I long to feel for someone each and everyday. Love is like a smile, Love is like a song, Love is great emotion, that keeps us going strong. I love with all my heart, my body,and my soul. I love the way I keep loving like a love I can't control. So remember when your eyes meet mine, I love you with all my heart, and will pour my entire soul into you right from the very start....

Come Comment Me!
IM IN CT. DADDYS CONTEST AND I NEED ALL THE HELP I CAN GET I HAVE TO HAVE AT LEAST 100 VOTE A DAY AND ITS FOR CASH MONEY OHH GOD HOW I NEED IT.... BAD ...... SO PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERES THE LINK TO THE CONTEST PAGE LEAVE AS MANY COMMENTS U WANT SO THE MORE THE BETTER THANKS SO MUCH......babybekah69s@ CherryTAP

Game Over
This world was your play ground, one challenge after another one victory after the next one more damsel rescued and the next demon slayed Choosing left when right was safer playing against all odds event he ones that meant your life you were invincible nothing could stop you not even the beast that haunted you for such along time and what did you learn form all this... YOUR STILL HERE! but nothing could have prepared you for this day the sun arose like normal the mist fades as it always did the birds sung the flowers bloomed all was normal... to you at least a soft voice caught your ear upon the wind leading you deep into an uneasy place then something happened a sharp pain hits you in the chest and suddenly you feel a cold breeze all around your body you can not hear not even the voice your vision blurs then all you see is darkness and finally THUMP! as your body collapses to the ground your heart beat stops with an agonizing burst and

Horse Trading
A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?" "That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment." The midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse? "A female horth." So they go down by the lake and he shows the midget a prized filly. "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over. "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?" So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf?" The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nithe mouf, can I thee her twat?" Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs the midget, calls him a pervert and throws him in the lake! The midget struggles out of the lake, gets up, sputtering and coughing and

Stalker On The Prowl
::Just So We Are Clear:: Stalker:: 1. to pursue or approach prey, quarry, etc., stealthily. Prowl:: 1. to rove or go about stealthily, as in search of prey, something to steal, etc. Due To My Most Recent Stalker And Her Friends I Have Made All My Pics Private. And The Picture You See Now Will Be My Default Until I Decide Its Not Necessary. I Am Not Into Playing Games.. ANYONE Reading This Who Thinks I AM Dont Go Away Mad Just Go Away. This Is All The Time I Am Wasting On This BiOtch. Now Back To Your Regular Programming.. Thanks {{Hugs}} & {{Kisses}} .•*´¨`*• .♥♥Stephanie♥♥.•*´¨`*•.¸

Good Evening, Everyone!
Thought I'd blog tonight as I might not have time in the morning! My Mom, my sister Carol and I are trekking to Madison tomorrow morning, won't be back until Sunday evening - probably early evening. We're visiting and staying with my oldest son William - always a really good time, lmao! We've been planning this since Christmas, so I think we better just do it! My youngest daughter Jessica, along with her S.O., my youngest grandson Alex, and her S.O.'s daughter Chrissy, are all coming to visit for 10 days, lol! Should be arriving next Thursday, I think! Things will get lively around here, that's for sure, lol. Next Tuesday evening, my belly dancing group will be dancing for the local nursing home - LMAO!! Yes, we are all prepared to get our asses pinched by the old fellows. I'll take one pinch for the team, I guess, lol! I'll be wearing my new belly dancing duds and jewelry. Yes, I will try to get a decent pic, lol. Anyone wishing to comment bomb my Demonic Pic entry in the

You're On My Friends List, I Wanna Know You...i Want To Know 33 Things About You. I Don't Care If We Never Talk, Like Each Other, Or If We Alr
JUST SEND DIRECTLY TO ME IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE THEN REPOST THE EMPTY QUESTIONS AS A BULLETIN OR A BLOG AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SOMEONE RESPONDS TO YOU AND YOUR QUESTIONS..... ============================================= 1.)Q. Can you cook? 2.)Q. What was your dream growing up? 3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had? 4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be? 5.)Q. Favorite vegetable? 6.)Q. What was the last book you read? 7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ? 8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? 9.)Q. Worst Habit? 10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? 11.)Q. What is your favorite sport? 12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude? 13.)Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? 14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you? 15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you: 16.)Q. Do you have any pets? 17.)Q. What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?

Love And Heart Breack
to a love i gave my heart too. Forever i love you in the heart of darkness and stone. i let stonewall fall to let you into the place of love and peace. Here i hold you like a book in a library with only four books. Of my loves i hold you the closest to my heart. Where hundred of papers containing past girlfriends. Here i keep the happiness for the true one to find it in the the library's maze of shelves. The happiness wonders the maze to find it's partner. But i search for for all time, but never finding it for all time. Here I'm trying to make a new book just for you the new love. But here i see you just teasing me over and over again each day. Here I lay ever night thinking about you and me being together in the end.But never seeing that happening in my lifetime. But hoping to in the next one. This is to my dearest love once forgotten.

Hurt Feelings
My daughter called me today. This is my Saturday to have my kids. She told me she was going to come with me this weekend and it made me feel so good I almost cried. We talked for a few minutes and then she said oh I can't come with you this weekend I forgot I have plans. Boy talk about a smack in the face. I was really hoping to get to see her this weekend since she doesn't normally come with me. Guess it will just be me and my son again. I'm sure we will have just as much fun as we always do. To bad my daughter doesn't realize all the fun she is missing spending time with her dad and brother. I know I wish my dad had been around when I was growing up. She doesn't realize that you don't get this time back. I hope one day she will realize it and start spending time with me.

Things Fall Apart
Things Fall Apart When your life, is at its best, things fall apart. When it seems, you can't lose, things fall apart. When all is dim, yet hopeful, things fall apart. Finally, when all seems well, and ground lost has been regained, things still fall apart. B.G.

Vic For One Month Or 7 Day Blast
To all my Family, Friends and Fans! My Friend is holding her first contest and it is going to be a pic at work Contest!( pic must be you at work or what you do while at work) The contest will have two different parts to it one for comment bombing and one for pic ratings. RULES !!!!!!!! 1. Comment bombing photos 2. Self bombing allowed 3. Bombers welcomed 4. Have Fun DATES OF CONTEST Contest will start on June the 25th at 8:00 a.m. central time and will end on July the 8th at 8:00 p.m. central time. PRIZES !!!!!!!!! Pic Comments!!!!!!! 1st place: One month Vic or 7 day Blast 2nd place: 3 day blast 3rd place: Big Pimpin Gift Pic Ratings The pic with the most ratings will win a month Vic or a 7 day Blast !( the one that has the most people to rate the pic) Please send her the link to the pic you would like in the contest in private message or in shout box!! Have fun !!!!!!!! Your friend Christy!! Here is a link to my friends page Good luck to all e

We Want A Few Good Bombers!
WE WANT YOU! UNITED AS ONE IS LOOKING FOR EXCELLENT BOMBERS! IF YOU CAN BOMB A CONTEST LIKE THERE IS NO END AND WILLING TO BE A FULLTIME TEAM PLAYER THEN PLEASE SEE EITHER MYSELF OR REDKANDY! THANK YOU!

Something Funny.
I think it's funny when you rate someone low and they turn around and hate on you. I'm completly sorry, i'm brutly honest. And I do hope that you are honest with me. It doesn't bother me what you rate me. Every little number counts! People are callin' me everything under the sun on here, because of what I rate them. If you don't like being rated low. Your better off deleting your pictures. Your going to be rated low once in a while. Even if it is just jealous people. But it's bullshit. I give people the rating I believe they deserve. You may think different. I am a bitch, but as least i'm honest. I'm not going to tell your your hot or whatever if your not. That's not how I do. I rate according to what I belive. IF you can't handle that....Block me. I really don't give a fuck. People should grow up and stop hatin' on someone for the ratings they give them. Some are going to leave you 10s. Some are going to leave you ones. It's the way of cherrytap! Grow up!! xoxoxoxo Ha

Classes Available:
Check out www.crafterdivainc.com I teach craft classes by email To have a class just e-mail: crafterdiva@yahoo.com or crafterdiva@gmail.com and i will send you details. I teach childrens craft classes and adult craft classes.

Going Out Tonight! Hellz Yeah!!!
ok so like me and a couple of friends of mine are going out to a gay club called the v-bar and i'm soooo hoping all goes well. last time i went out there i almost got in a fight with some drunk dyke, but anyway. i will let you guys know how it went next time i'm online:) wish me luck!

Friend
I just met a friend who wants to meet me. I think I'll meet him at the Marsh. He won't know it, but I'll be there before him, without bells on......they make to much noise, and would give away my hiding spot. Then how would a sneak up on him.

Will I Be
I know you want me wrapped in your arms at night To feel my skin next to you at night I know your passion runs so free wanting and waiting to have all of me and in the end when the night is done will you love me will I be your number one?

Well Then...
I have no idea who the hell would want to read this. This is boring shit. My life sucks. I need a lawyer, one that will call me back, and not after the hearing is scheduled. Damn I wish I wouldn't have killed those people. Oh well, can't take it back now, but I am currently looking for new friends now, don't listen to my profile. To be my friend you should be submissive, after all you don't want to piss me off, you can ask my old friends about that one. All you have to do is go to the cemetery, and hold a seance. My therapist and psychiatrist said it would be good to meet new people, as long as there are a lot of other witnesses around, and I go through a metal detector. So if you live near Reading, Pa, maybe we could meet up.......privately, where nobody else is around to hear you. No need to tell anybody where your going, or how long your gonna be there, because nobody knows where your gonna end up, it will be another one of life's surprises.

Louisiana Baby!!
You know you were Born N' Bred in Louisiana when........... Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside. You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras Beads You don't look twice when you see pink flamingos in yards of nice subdivisions during Mardi Gras. You save newspapers, not for recycling but for tablecloths at crawfish boils. Your ancestors are buried above the ground. You drink Community, have tried Starbucks, but don't see what all the fuss is about. You take a bite of five-alarm chili and reach for the Tabasco . Every once in a while, you have waterfront property. You sit down to eat boiled crawfish and your host says, "Don't eat the dead ones," and you know what he means. You don't learn until high school that Mardi Gras is not a national holiday. You push little old ladies out of the way to catch Mardi Gras beads Little old ladies push YOU out of the way to catch Mardi Gras Beads. You believe that purple, green, and gold look good t

Sometimes, Enough Is Enough
Ok, I honestly don't get it. I'm baffled, yet amazed. I know that I'm not everyones personal pick or favorite on here, and I am fine with that. However, I do ask one thing.. please don't put me upon a pedestal, I'm not comfortable being there. I am fallible, I make a TON of mistakes. For the person, whomever it may have been that created an account just to come and rate me a 1. Thanks!!! I could give this persons link, but why, it would only create more of the needless drama and hate I go outta my way to try to avoid. With that being said.. I'd like to apologize for allowing the site to get to me. I have some amazing and loving friends on here. I honestly wish they'd allow us 100 family members, and even that would most likely be too small. Always remember, there is a real person behind the screen. It's not our place to pass undue judgement upon someone just because they have a different view than we do. Or because they're too pretty, or what we consider "not attractive

Marco Polo
Marco Polo (1254-1324) Marco Polo is famous for his travels through Asia. He was one of the first Europeans to travel into Mongolia and China. He became famous for his book that told the story of his travels along the Silk Road to China. Marco Polo was born in Venice, Italy around 1254. In 1271, when he was 17 years old, he traveled to Asia with his father and uncle. On this journey, he became a favorite of Kublai Khan, the Mongol Emperor. He roamed through Mongolia and China for 17 years. He traveled farther into China than any European had gone before. Finally, he took a ride to Persia and then back home. In all, he was gone for 24 years! When he returned to Venice in 1295, he became a popular storyteller. People gathered at his home to hear his stories of his travels in the Far East. In 1298, there was a conflict between Venice and Genoa. Polo was captured by the Genoese and imprisoned by them. While in jail, Marco dictated the story of hi

Where'd You Go?
Hey Everyone! I haven't been on this site in ages! Chances are you are all thinking "Man, I haven't missed that girl a bit" lol. Well, I decided to come on because I am wicked bored and decided to see what was up with everyone and how they were doing. Well, If you want to catch up or just chat or whatever, message me or something. Hopefully, I'll have some new pics up and going by this weekend. -Erica.

July 1, 2007
Well, I'm finally a single digit midget (all of you current and former military members know what that what means). My wife's Tahoe is getting picked up on Monday, and the movers begin packing up my house in Ohio on Tuesday. The moving truck gets loaded on Thursday and begins its trek to Sarasota. I close on the new house on Thursday and then I finally get to pick my family up at the airport on Sunday afternoon (a great father's day present for me one week late, but well worth the wait). I am so excited that my family is finally moving down here with me, but I'm also saddened because I think I'm going to have to give up my CherryTap time and redirect it to my family. Single digit midget, what a wonderful thing! I hope everyone enjoyed the pictures of my family and my few blogs...who knows, maybe you'll see me around CherryTap again. I am glad that I joined this community because I met quite a few people and made some good friends (you know who you are). Eight days

Check Your Dirty Iq!
Questions: 1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause you to spit and ask you not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I? 2. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I? 3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I? 4. I go in hard. I come out soft. You blow me hard . What am I? 5. All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I? 6. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When You blow me you feel good. What am I? 7. If I miss, I hit your bush. It's my job to stuff your box. When I come, it's news. What am I? 8. I offer protection. I get the finger ten times. You use your fingers to get me off. What am I? 9. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. What am I? 10. I'm at least 6 inches long. I leave foamy lubrication when enga

Burn
"Don't look don't look" the shadows breathe Whispering me away from you "Don't wake at night to watch her sleep You know that you will always lose This trembling Adored Tousled bird mad girl... " But every night I burn But every night I call your name Every night I burn Every night I fall again "Oh don't talk of love" the shadows purr Murmuring me away from you "Don't talk of worlds that never were The end is all that's ever true There's nothing you can ever say Nothing you can ever do... " Still every night I burn Every night I scream your name Every night I burn Every night the dream's the same Every night I burn Waiting for my only friend Every night I burn Waiting for the world to end "Just paint your face" the shadows smile Slipping me away from you "Oh it doesn't matter how you hide Find you if we're wanting to So slide back down and close your eyes Sleep a while You must be tired... " But every night I burn Every night I call your name Every

Low Sperm Count...
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

101 Things Not To Say During Sex
1. But everybody looks funny naked! 2. You woke me up for that? 3. Did I mention the video camera? 4. Do you smell something burning? 5. (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead... 6. Try breathing through your nose. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! 8. Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? 9. Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? 10. But whipped cream makes me break out. 11. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today. 12. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! 13. Can you please pass me the remote control? 14. Do you accept Visa? 15. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz 16. On second thought, let's turn off the lights. 17. And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend! 18. So much for mouth-to-mouth. 19. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? 20. Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober... 21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!

Who's This Guy?,,,
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
10. You can usually find someone to do it with. 9. If you get tired, you can stop, save your place and pick up where you left off. 8. You can finish early without feelings of guilt or shame. 7. When you open a book, you don't have to worry about who else has opened it. 6. A little coffee and you can do it all night. 5. If you don't finish a chapter you won't gain a reputation as a "book teaser." 4. You can do it, eat and watch T.V. all at the same time. 3. You don't get embarrassed if your parents interrupt you in the middle. 2. You don't have to put your beer down to do it. 1. If you aren't sure what you're doing, you can always ask your roommate for help.

Making Love To A Woman
MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir.. gently, and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk. LAYING A CARPET Laying a carpet is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her, then walk all over her. If you're adventurous - like me - you might like to try an underlay. HANGING WALLPAPER Well, hanging wallpaper is also very much like making love to a beautiful woman. Clean all the relevant surfaces, spread her out on the table, cover her with paste, and stick her up. Then you clean your brush, light your pipe, stand back and admire your handiwork. PUTTING UP A TENT Putting up a tent, is.. very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole an'.. slip in to the old bag. WASHING A

The Most Romantic Song I've Ever Heard (imo)
It's the main song on my profile now, so take a listen. I know I'm a cheeseball but I just love the way it's written. If I ever got married (HA!) I'd want this to be played there, definitely. What love songs do you consider the best, or your favorite? Please comment, I'm so very lonely... :( The Luckiest by Ben Folds Five I dont get many things right the first time In fact, I am told that a lot Now I know all the wrong turns, the stumbles and falls Brought me here And where was I before the day That I first saw your lovely face? Now I see it everyday And I know That I am I am I am The luckiest What if Id been born fifty years before you In a house on a street where you lived? Maybe Id be outside as you passed on your bike Would I know? And in a white sea of eyes I see one pair that I recognize And I know That I am I am I am The luckiest I love you more than I have ever found a way to say to you Next door theres an old man who lived to his ni

A Pagan Televangelist
Howdy folks. I'm Billy Bob DreamDancer, and I'd like to invite ya'll to join me and my lovely wife Tammy Faye Moonbeam when we present our new spiritual TV show, the 3Fold Club. We will be premiering Thursday night, August 24th at 8:00 PST on UPN 666. Join in song with us as our chorus of skyclad priestess initiates thrills you with plagiarized Christian tunes, set forth in pagan words. Share the joy as I heal the sick, right before your very eyes, as a 57th degree Reiki practitioner, not some plebeian (*cough*real* couch*) 3rd degree so called Master. Can I have a Blessed Be brothers and sisters!!!!! As a special introductory offer, Christians are welcome to join us and have their souls saved by our special guest Jesus (Hernandez) in a show of interfaith unity. So Mote it be!!!! Now, I must ask your help in this brothers and sisters. The Lady told me in a dream last week, that She would call me home to the Summerlands if I don't raise the collective consciousness, in the a

Why Keeping Summoned Beings As Pets Is A Bad Idea
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Poor Guy...
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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OK PEEPS SINCE I DONT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS CHERRY TAP THINGY, I SEE ALOT OF PEOPLE HAVE COMMENTED ON MY PICS, VERY NICE COMMENTS BY THE WAY! I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE! SO BARE WITH ME ON THIS THING, YOU ARE NOT FORGOTTEN! I APPRECIATE IT VERY MUCH, THANK YOU! DAWN

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Under the moonlit sky with stars shining bright, Looking at you on this gorgeous night, I have a confession, a question for you, Ive loved you right from the beginning, Ive watched you grow, So baby just know that all my life Ive wished for you and the day you Become my wife. I give you a kiss, your just standing there, So I run my fingers through your Long silky hair, I love you girl, more than you'll know, You've won my heart so don't ever let go. Your my darling, my best friend You'll never know what you mean to me, A feeling of happiness, like being set free, I always knew we were meant to be, Locked as one our hearts shall beat, There I'll pray our souls will meet. Looking fine we'll intertwine Now I plan to make you mine. So on this special night under the moonlit Sky with stars shining bright, I turn to you and look you in the eye, My love, my reason why, I love you...soo much, I give you my heart, you can have my soul, If you say you'll marry

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so life is really really great, yet i find myself in a deep depresson and i dont know why. i want to be happy but i just cant be. i have no reason to be depressed everything is going the way i want it to i dont know anymore.

Found Her
Ok, so I’m out in the back yard, with my dogs and I hear this noise that sounds like a kitten crying. So I go toward the noise, pass my outside dog. I look down over the hill into the woods, and I see this cute little kitten. She starts to come toward me; I have to get her because my dog might eat her. So I get her, and its so heart breaking that someone had discarded this cute little kitten. It touch me so much cause like her I had been discarded by the ones that I loved and who was supposed to love me in return. I take her to the house, my son comes out to see her, along with one of the dogs an let me tell you that’s when I found out she doesn’t like dogs. My other cat has taken and interest in her, so I let him out she didn’t like him either. She is starting to get use to the fact of the dogs and the cat. She has to sleep with me, she can’t be anywhere else. I know that she was dropped of cause if she was born outside most likely she would not have come near me. But she is just so

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A small child walks silently to you. She is so frail, no expression on her face. Your eyes meet with hers and you see such immense pain. She reaches for your hand. At first you feel the need to pull away. But curiosity gets the best of you. You lay your hand inside her tiny, cold hand. Without a word she turns, pulling you towards darkness. Her pace, steady and slow. As if she has made this journey a thousand times. Or maybe....never at all? You begin to think to yourself....."Why is she here? Why does she dwell in these shadows?" Quickly she turns to you and says in an innocent and almost "wise" sounding voice...."I am the keeper." She just as quickly turns back and begins pulling you deeper into the darkness. The hairs on the back of your neck stand on end. You feel so much pain and anger in the darkness. As if it is swallowing you whole. It's as if you breathe it in with every breath you take. Suddenly you stop before a large wooden doorway. There are many locks on the doo

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Keep Hatin You Makin Me Famous
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Can't you see the pain in her tears? Can't you feel the fear in her shaking little touch? Can't you hear the hatred in her sweet little voice? Can't you feel her skin crawl beneath your cold sweaty clutch? It's a rape of innocense.. It's a crying shame.... It's her mind she is losing.... In your dirty little game. You've taken her childhood. You've taken her trust. You've taken her sanity... With your insanely sick lust. She begs you to stop. But you pretend not to hear. And you pretend not to see Those lonely, silent tears. It's a rape of innocense. It's a crying shame. Someone always loses When you play these little games. She grows older and stronger With each new day She wants to tell someone But what can she say? Alone in the world Without anyone to care She loads the gun Life has became to much to bare. It's a rape of innocense It's a crying shame It's time to end this Sick little game. In the darkness she sits Eyes full of te

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There's moments in your life that make you, that set the course of who you're gonna be. Sometimes they're little, subtle moments. Sometimes... they're not. Bottom line is, even if you see 'em coming, you're not ready for the big moments. No one asks for their life to change, not really. But it does. So what are we, helpless? Puppets? No. The big moments are gonna come. You can't help that. It's what you do afterwards that counts. That's when you find out who you are.

Remember Me
To Remember Me The day will come when my body will lie upon a white sheet neatly tucked under four four corners of a mattress located in a hospital busily occupied with the living and the dying. At a certain moment a doctor will determine that my brain has ceased to function and that, for all intents and purposes, my life has stopped. When that happens, do not attempt to install artificial life into my body by the use of a machine. Don't call this my deathbed, Let it be called the Bed of Life, and and let my body be taken from it to help others lead fuller lives. Give my sight to the man who has never seen a sunrise, a babies face or love in the eyes of a woman. Give my heart to a person whose own heart has caused nothing but endless days of pain. Give my blood to the teenager who was pulled from the wreckage of his car, so that he may live to see his grandchildren play. Give my kidneys to the one who depends on a machine to exist from week to week. Take my bones, every

Passion
Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping.. ...waiting... And though unwanted... ...unbidden... it will stir.. ...open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us... guides us... Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank... Without passion, we'd be truly dead.

Take It! Email Answers Please :)
1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish I was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in one word. 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think I'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what wo

We Share Forever
My letter to me...Self Love I'm sorry I've let you down. I've let you fall for those that abused instead of appreciated. That drained instead of filling. That took your all willingly yet gave sparingly. I never wanted you to be hurt. I never wanted you to feel left out. I never wanted you you to ache. I am sorry Martin for letting you down and not protecting you. I'd plead for your forgiveness but forgiveness is for the part that neither one of us can seem to control. We give without care and we give completely. How do we learn to short change desire. Addicted is how we approach want. We, my friend, are gamblers in the truest sense of the word. We bet our most sacred on want and hope love hits. Win at the cost, is it worth it? Well I guess the pain of it not, is the answer. Yet we still bet. Not considering we could just bet time and cash out whenever necessary. Time is what we never can get back. Love is what we want back. Both out of our control and both our master. I'm sorry Mar

Rip
Okay I don't get it...why do people upload pictures and do not click on the (DO NOT ALLOW THIS UPLOAD TO BE RIPPED) box and then when a graphic (NOT PICTURE MIND YOU)gets ripped they get offended! WTH???? Grow up people. If you don't want something ripped take the extra one second to click the dam button and then we wouldn't have to call the WAAAAAMBULANCE when your whining!!!! that a silly graphic got ripped in the first place. K I'm done Venting...yall have a great day!!!! (HAPPY THOUGHTS HAPPY THOUGHTS!!!) =)

Blocking Harrassing People
IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION BY A SWEET YOUNG NEW MEMBER THAT AN EX MEMBER,(HIS NAME WAS WOLFLOVER) WHO LEFT US LAST NIGHT IS HARRASSING EVERYONE AND BELITTLING THE UAO FAMILY ,LETS SHOW HIM SOME UAO LOVE BY BLOCKING HIS SORRY ASS! IF HE WOULD OF READ THE RULES AND ASKED EITHER KANDY OR MYSELF HE WOULD NOT OF LEFT, BUT THEN AGAIN AFTER FINDING OUT HES A NUTBURGER AND WANTS TO BELITTLE US I WOULD NOT TAKE HIM BACK FOR ANYTHING IN THE WORLD ,SO WITH THAT BEING SAID I ADVISE ALL OF YOU TO TAKE HIM OFF ALL YUR LISTS AND BLOCK HIM THAT WAY HE CANT HARRASS YOU AGAIN AND IF HE GOES FURTHER I WILL HAVE HIM BANNED BY BABYJESUS!AND FOR THAT MATTER IF ANYONE IN THIS FAMILY AND OR OUTSIDE OF THIS FAMILY HARRASSES YOU I WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT AS SOON AS IT HAPPENS SO I CAN TAKE CARE OF IT RIGHT THERE AND THEN AGREED? AGREED. OK PPL IM DONE BARKING GO HAVE FUN AND KICK ASS!

Oral Mayhem
Picture my face between your legs, my lips kissing your pussy lips, my tongue circling your swollen clit, my hands up under your round hips. Pulling you closer as my tongue explores, I lick, I suck, I swallow, You sway your hips to the rythym of love, with anticipation of what's to follow. Your back arches, your nipples stiffen, the aroma of our sex lingers, You roll your eyes, you gasp with pleasure as I enter you with two fingers. You try to say stop but your words are lost in a sea of erotic pleasure, My fingers move in and out and around as if looking for a buried treasure. Your juices are warm and creamy, which make it better for fingers to glide, I take them out and lick them clean and slowly slide them back inside. You heartbeat races, your thighs quiver, you're squirming all over the bed, Your moaning is loud and sensual and you're holding on to my bald head. I flick your clit as if I'm touching it with the petals of a thousand roses. Now you're callin

When Woman Drink To Much
This was just too funny not to share, I hope ya enjoy it also 1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS. (hell I don't have to drink to lose that) 2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND. (What? It isn't?.. Damn) 3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO. (you better believe it... ) 4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO. (just the opposite of beer goggles) 5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH. (but we do...) 6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!" (of course... and we can sing every damn word!!) 7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US. (Hell yes! I love geeks!!)

Modeling At Vanitywhores
Modeling Applications Do you have a form of id, either passport, driving licence etc (we can accept it if it contains a photo and date of birth) First off, we need four proffesional looking pictures of yourself too use as your debut pictures for the site if you get accepted! Full name: Model Name : Age: Date of birth: Previous experience: Are you working for any other on or offline company at the moment: Are you willing to travel: Do you have access to your own photographer: Link to your myspace: Email: List of tattoo's or any other body modification: Are you good within working as a group: Type of modeling your willing to undertake: Are you aware this is unpaid work: Please send all emails to modeling@vanitywhores.com with the subject Modeling Any application left in our blog will be deleted and ignored!

A Friend Of Mine Has Joined Ct
A friend of mine has joined CT and I'd like to give her a BIG CT welcome so anyone that can please go show her some love and yes we are working on getting her more photos uploaded. Heres her link. Jessy Thanks to everyone that can come show the love and welcome her to CT. Thanks from Mark and Christie

Reefer Madness
JUST WATCHED IT. WOW! I'M FUCKED. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE ANYONE GOT A GUN?HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE DONT FUCKIN LOOK AT ME!! MOMMY!MOMMY! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH EHEHAHAHHEHEOHEOHEHOAHEHOHAEOHAOHOHE

Baptizedxfire Schedule
Hello everyone, just a little update on the band. The boys will be taking some time off but will be back come July. The band will be playing at The Crazy Donkey in Farmingdale, NY on July 26, opening for Firehouse. If anyone is interested in purchasing a ticket for the show, please contact me. Tickets are $15! We need to sell these, so please help if you can. Other dates: July 27 Dingbatz Clifton, NJ Aug 3 The Cherrywood Blackwood, NJ Aug 17 The 449 Room Trenton, NJ all ages Sept 13 Sweeney's Saloon Philadelphia, PA Sept. 14 Traxx All Aboard Rocks Ronkonkoma, NY both of these shows are with Mudjunkie Sept. 29 The Black Hole Rock Club, Baltimore, MD opening for Funny Money 18+ show Oct 5 The Trash Bar Brooklyn, NY All shows are 21+ unless noted More shows to come! -- Staci Baptized By Fire booking agent http://www.myspace.com/bxftheband http://www.myspace.com/bxfbookings

Silhouettes & You
You were my world, my occassional pain left me behind alone in the rain drunk with your residue i lie here waiting, stretched out and bruised as my existence is fading moondancing silhouettes were my friends and my foes they calm yet they taunt they amplify my woes "close your eyes sweetheart, let dream take you down, the wall is our dancefloor it was ours since sundown" the silhouttes and you are so much the same you love me, you suck me in then you make me insane. you'd love me at night then you'd be gone tomorrow they'd dance for me all night then hide under my pillow there's a difference, after all between the silhouettes and you they don't break my heart they just do what they do so just write the word "love" on a piece of scratch paper i'll bury it with your smile. and mark it "R.I.P Heartbreaker"

Stripper Pole
In the middle of nowhere is the little town of Brentwood. One of those blink & you’ve missed it places. Brentwood does have one very bright spot the Wild Idol. The Wild Idol is a new bar that manages to be comfortable & familiar. . The club has one outstanding feature ( aside from the very busty & friendly bartenders), a stripper pole. Someone said it was a regulation stripper pole. I wondered what those regulations could be. Isn’t a pole a pole? Would there be a required diameter, rigidity , slickness of surface? Ahhh life’s little mysteries. Front & center stage it’s smooth surface conjures images of sex & sin. For 2 sets the pole beckoned but no one answered the call. Finally 1 brave soul reached for it & the floodgates burst. A couple of women really knew what they were doing. Strength, skill, easy grace & an aura of intense sexuality. Those that didn’t hav

The Fuck List
Fuck work. Fuck bills. Fuck Bush. Fuck taxes. Fuck liars. Fuck thieves. Fuck country music. Fuck the tooth fairy. Fuck Shrek 3. Fuck Wal*Mart. Fuck you. Fuck me. Fuck this blog. Stay tuned to The Fuck List for more random vulgarity...

The Fourth Cycle Of Desert Clarity
Like I told you this journey isn't just for me it's for the ivory harvested for piano keys and the blue cloak of twilight choked by mexican coal. I'm doing this for your parentage and all the souls you trampled. suppose we sur round our midnights with dopamine and for giveness? I'm doing this for you and the kids and I just need to get down the road a few steps. shit motherfucker I said I'd give you a lift would you just get in the fucking car?

The Call
They had been chatting online for about three months when the subject came up…. He was at work during the day in a job that did not require his complete attention. So it was almost natural that he would find the internet and how it could help him pass the time during the slow parts of the day. One day he happened upon a web site where people could meet and chat online. This, he loved, as he loved to talk to people. Women especially he liked talking to. One day, he found her. The person he could chat with, who seemed to understand him, and who could relate to him. He, in a relationship that was not void of sex, but so very infrequent that it might as well have been. She was a housewife. She had a busy life, but did manage to take some time for herself at times. Exercise, a little TV, and surfing the net, being her favorite pastimes of late. But then one day, she wandered upon a web site where people could chat and share pictures. This was very exciting. With a fu

My Day
Well, to day seems as if it has been 48 hours long...LOL On the bright side, my antidepressants have kicked into 5th gear and I am SOOOO good to go! I feel like I am on finally on the open highway after being stuck in the back woods for over a year! Its so good to be back! I feel like I am finally getting it all together and I can actually do more than one thing at a time! The kids seem to be a little more livlier than they have been the past couple days. It has barely rained; I think we are officially in a drought! I keep watering my poor little flowers and I think I am fighting a losing battle though. Poor things! My dad is feeling better today; he went to the Dr. yesterday here; and he put my dad on an insulin pill to control his sugar levels. Now that that is nearly fixed, we just need to get him to eat... LOL anyone got any suggestions on how to get a 69 yr. old to eat? We have to get him strong enough to start his chemo in 2 weeks! That is all for today... Hope you gu

A New First
Huh... I really didn't think that I would join another one of these type of sites, but I guess I did. :) Either well, I just wanted to say hello to anyone that might actually be paying attention and whatnot. Haha. Much love to all. ~ Chris

Why ????????
Why do people hurt others? Admit they knew their actions would hurt you and go ahead and do it anyways? Admit the same actions would hurt them and go ahead and do it anyways. Then after the fact continue with the same behavior while all along insist they LOVE YOU ?? Please post your comments and feelings on this. JG

Celtic Animal Birth Signs
The day you were born can affect your personality according to the Celts, who likened us to a particular animal according to our birthdays. Date of Birth: December 24 – January 20 Animal: Stag Gaelic Name: Damh (Approximate pronunciation: Dav) Ruling Planet: The Sun Key Words: Independence, Majesty, Integrity, Pride Gift Quality or Ability: Sensitivity to other worlds, shape shifting, initiation, journeying Birthstone: Crystal Compatibility: Harmonious relations with the signs of adder and salmon. Will also relate well to the signs of seal, otter and goose. Difficulties may be expected in relation to all other signs. Date of Birth: January 21 – February 17 Animal: Crane Gaelic Name: Corr (Approximate pronunciation: Corr) Ruling Planet: Uranus Key Words: Secret Knowledge, Eccentric, Patient Gift Quality or Ability: Crane people are unusually clever people with specialized skills and talents, with a progressive outlook on life. Sense of the evolving spirit. Sensi

Disco Biscuits
I wrote a song for my band the other day, im in a progressive house band and pretty much everything we write is in 4/4 beat but i wrote a song in 12/8 which is more like a zz top kind of rhythm or something more like the blues than dance music. Anyway, the guys in my band were just totally amazed and blown away that it was actually possible to write a dance track that wasnt in the standard 4/4 rhythm, they treated me like i had just invented the wheel or something. Other than that there isnt much happening these days, i work way too much and usually just spend my free time asleep.

Requests.....
OK FRIENDS AND FAMILY! I'M TAKING IN REQUESTS FOR MORPHS......as long as you don't go too far with it......I AM WILLING TO MAKE YOU A MORPH! IT MAY TAKE A MINUTE THOUGH DUE TO ME WORKING MIDNIGHTS NOW, BUT IF YOU SEND IN THE REQUEST (please inform me which pic you want morphed and the idea of what you wanna morph into) I WILL BE MAKING THEM IN THE ORDERS THAT I RECEIVE! SO IF YOU HAVE A REQUEST....EITHER LEAVE ME A COMMENT ON THIS HERE BULLETIN (lol tryin to be a hill billy lmao)*IT'S IN MY BLOG AS WELL* or SEND ME A PRIVATE MESSAGE! I RATHER YOU LEAVE YOUR REQUEST ON HERE THOUGH SO I DON'T LOSE IT! MAILS ARE LIABLE TO GET DELETED SO JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE! YOU WILL FIND THE FINISH MORPHS IN THE "MORPHS I MADE" ALBUM, SO RIP ONLY YOUR OWN! HAVE A GREAT DAY AND STAY SAFE AS ALWAYS!! LOVE YA'LL!!! P.S. I AM ALSO DOING PICTURE SALUTES OF ME WITH YOUR CT NAME! BUT THAT ONE YOU WILL HAVE TO REALLY WAIT FOR!! SO GET-R-DONE!!! LOL THIS IS THE FIRST I HAVE

Problems I Face Tomorrow
I had a lesson and I still have problems. My main problem is slowing down. I get nervous and slow down. I have to have my instructors voice in my head tomorrow when i test. This is now make or break time. I pass or I fail and try until i pass. And so tonight I pray to Gods & Goddesses of Olympus for the strength and confidence to pass this test.

Pondering
Sitting here pondering once again....I have been back in the states a little over a month now and have been working for the past two weeks. My whole goal was once I started working to put aside most of the money (besides basic living expenses) to go back to Germany at the end of August. Well although I got a job, and work 5 days a week, I am still hitting under 40 hours a week. I may be lucky to get 30. I am staying at my sisters temporarily and she is charging me 50 a week to rent the couch. I spoke to her trying to get her to drop it down because I am making minimum wage, I asked her to drop it to like $25 a week and I mow the lawn or do something else. Well that did not go over, she is very adamant at the $50. I do buy my own food and my own necessities. Really I wouldn't mind this so much if I weren't making so little and trying to save for my ticket. The first time over to Germany my boyfriend bought the ticket and paid for my passport. I have considered getting another job but th

What Happens If You Drink A Coke Right Now?
Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant. In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down. 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get its hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment) 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dilate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness. 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by t

Trinity's Top Tens Coming June 29!!
Click banner to join us now!! Join DJ Trinity as she plays YOUR TOP 10 FAVORITE ROCK SONGS on Friday, June 29th at 4:00PM EST! Want your favorite songs played? Send your Top 10 list to DJ Trinity at trinityisneo@sbcglobal.net by Wednesday, June 27th 5:00PM EST. Click banner to enter lounge

Something To Think About
as we enter this world, form babies to adolecants and to our adulthood, learning skills to bring us to the next phase of our lives that is never known to us but is shaped by what we have do and what we keep on doing each and every day we breath. and at such a young age we think not of much elsem but that of witch we hold dearest to us. everyone has thier own, but its what drives us to anothers arms in feelings of what we think is love. Im not here to tell you, that you may not know what love is, or even to give you a speech that you are to young to realize what love is. but "You can not know great love without great pain." basicly in the short terms that no one knows what real love is. with all the things that we have in our lives, we love our parants, we love our pets, we love our possessions, and we may even love our jobs (i know not everyone does). "love" or the essence of love has us all torn up within ourselves to the point were its now just an empty word that comes form the mouth

Blast Contest !! Check Here !!
U Pick Pic Contest this is a any pic u like to enter.it must be safe for work. the contest will be 3 weeks long.looking for 10 to 20 people start date will be posted when i have at least 10 people singed up u can send or tell me in private what pic u want.i can rip or u send the prizes will be awarded with a happy hour after contest closes now to keep it fair and clean there will be a little catch witch is u need to be at least a level 3 and u need a salute pic on profile u can comment and bomb yourself no down rateing others in contest no cheating ill be watching prizes to be awarded are 1st place a month vic or 30 day blast 2nd place will get 7 day blast and car of choice 3rd gets 3day blast and a ring or bracelet 4th get one day blast and platinum cherry all others will get a trophy for entering ty for looking and welcome

Im Not Ignoring You
Sorry I know that people are writing to me in my shoutbox and sometimes I am able to write back and other times I am not. I moved and now am living out of the area to recieve high speed so am stuck with dial up which really really sucks. It takes forever for things to load up on here which makes it difficult to rate and comment bomb but I am trying my hardest to help my family with the leveling and the contests. I am slowly getting this done, just don't give up on me. I am still here and still trying to get things done :)

All Night Long
For those who know me already , you know I LOVE to write stories , fantasies and poetry .. I post daily in Yahoo and many numerous sites . I hope you enjoy and well , if not . that's your business.. I rose off the bed, holding my baby's hand. I had the chocolate syrup...and cream...all over me and he was a bit messy himself. Somehow holding his hand and walking over to the shower all messy like we were was extremely erotic. I opened our bathroom door and had instinctly set a few candles around for lighting. I asked him to light them while I got some towels out. He lighted the candles all around the room and I laid the towels out. Now it was time to decide whether to shower, or take a bath? "Baby, do you want to take a bubble bath with me or a shower?" He smiled and said-"Why don't we take a nice, long, bubble bath..." I didn't mind. I walked near our bathtub and bent over to turn the water on. I turned the knob to warm, not too hot and not too cold, because I knew we c

Wrote This To My Bf, Sounds So Corny!
u know so many days i have wondered if this is all a dream, the love i feel for you and the strength you give me. will i wake up one day and it be gone? or will i have you forever? I used to think that love was a game and people were the pawns. now i feel that love is so real and so valuable that if you really love someone you must give all your love away to that person and have the chance of getting your heartbroken. Well with you I have given all my love, my beliefs and my faith. You are the first man that has ever been able to capture me like this and for that I will be forever faithful to you. You came into the darkest time in my life and you as one man Rudi have filled my days with sunshine and hope. I swear to God that you are all I want out of this life. the opportunity to be able to grow with you, laugh with you, nurse you when your sick and give the world to, thats what I want with you. For better or worse in this lifetime, what ever it may be I want to spend it with you. You

Gangstas Life
shame some people have taken my poems that i wrote and claimed them as there own damn atleast give me credit for my life in writing!! **GANGSTAS LIFE** People laugh and criticize. But they realy dont know about Gangsta's lives. Out on the streets struggling to surrvive. Its all fun and games through outsiders eyez. Hustling and fighting to stay alive. A pretty young girl who finnaly found pride. We all have our reasons for joining this life. Some join by choice but most have no say. Raised in the ghetto growing up as prey. So wipe your tears and dry your eyes. Your in a gang now no one hears your cries. You have a new family a new life to live. When just like they say love is blind. You tend to forget the biological family you left behind. While you were out hurting yourself and others. She sat at home crying your loving Mother. Blinded by violence what can I say. I to was nothing but prey. Stuck in a life I now regret. My heads filled with memories I'll ne

Mexican Beans
Mexican Oysters Big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico . While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?" The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!" The cowboy said, "What the heck, bring me an order." The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy." The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are muc

One Day At A Time...
Days come and days go, but no two days are alike, and each day comes only once. Seeing each day as having a beginning and an ending gives us a valuable insight into the precious value of time. While it is true that days come and go and one day follows another, there is no guarantee that we will see tomorrow. One of the best ways to enjoy and experience the day, every day, is to see the value of time and the value of each day, which provides us the insight to live wisely.

I Cry....
In retrospect, when you sit and analyze your life, you become aware that maybe you have been comfortable in the position your in. There should never be a comfortable spot, you should always try and make things bigger and better and more beneficial. You can never take any moment in your life for granted, because that is the day when you have lost yourself. Love can be such a complex emotion, but when it's there and it's beautiful and it completely blows your mind, there's no way you can deny that feeling. And that feeling is meant to be shared, shouted, and honored no matter what reserve you think you may have. It's so rare to find anyone just like you, who shares your goals, feelings, experiences. Who has a career path, a backup plan for a backup plan, and who is willing to lift you on their shoulders just so you can see farther then you ever thought you could. But sometimes, we become comfortable. We need to shake those feelings and ask God to guide our hearts, because maybe you have

God Bless All Of You ..
Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master. Had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher. Had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer. Had no army, yet kings feared Him.. He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world. He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today. Feel honored to serve such a Leader who loves us. If you believe in God and in Jesus Christ His Son..send this to all on your Buddy list..if not just ignore..In the Bible, Jesus says..."If you deny me Before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven." GOD BLESS YOU ALL

Late Night Reading!!!!
For years now, a group of my friends and I have been getting together once a month to play "Bunco", a friendly dice game. We are all close to the same age and it is really just an excuse to get together, socialize and have some fun with "the girls." One particular evening proved to be a very pleasurable time for myself and my friend Kelly. We are both married and have been good friends for a long time. Several years ago when our children were much younger, the "Bunco Club" was an excuse to get away from our families for an evening. Each of the Bunco Club members would take turns hosting the monthly gathering and come up with different prizes and other fun activities. Husbands and children of the hostess would disappear for the evening so we could talk about anything and everything. Somewhere along the line, we began watching x-rated videos at our Bunco parties. I'm not even sure how that practice got started, but we would watch them, laugh at the poor acting an

Friends...
Friends are special and friendships are precious. People become friends and form friendships because they have things in common. Most people like to be treated with admiration, dignity and respect. Since friends are indeed special, the people we value as friends should be treated special with admiration, dignity and respect. In this way, there is a give and take dynamic that is always present which gives credence and credibility to how much we really do value our friends.

Fun
Jack schitt is the son of Awe schitt and Oh schitt. Awe schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh schitt, the owner of the kneedeep schitt Inn. Jack schitt married Noe schitt and they produced six children. Holy schitt, their first, passed on shortly after childbirth. Next came twin sons, Deep schitt and Dip schitt; two daughters, Fulla schitt and Giva schitt; and another son, Bull schitt, Deep schitt married Dumb schitt, a high school drop out, Dipp schitt married lotta schitt and they have a son named Chicken schitt. Fulla schitt and giva schitt married the Happens brothers, The Schitt-happens children are Dawg Schitt, Byrd Schitt and Horace Schitt. Bull Schitt just married a spicy little number named Pisa Schitt and they are awaiting the arrival of Baby Schitt, NOW YOU CAN PROUDLY PROCLAIM , "I KNOW THE TRUE STORY OF JACK SCHITT!"

* Zero Point *
********************************************************************************************* Zero Point ********************************************************************************************* ********************************************************************************************* Zero Point Energy - Science ********************************************************************************************* In a quantum mechanical system such as the particle in a box or the quantum harmonic oscillator, the lowest possible energy is called the zero-point energy. According to classical physics, the kinetic energy of a particle in a box or the kinetic energy of the harmonic oscillator may be zero if the velocity is zero. Quantum mechanics with its uncertainty principle implies that if the velocity is measured with certainty to be exactly zero, the uncertainty of the position must be infinite. This either violates the condition that the particle remain in the box, or it bring

Life
IT SEEMS TO ME THAT LIFES ONE BIG MESS AND THAT PEOPLE ARE ONLY PUT HERE TO FUCK UP THERE LIVES IT'S CLEAR TO ME AS TO WHAT I NEED TO DO...THIS IS THE LAST TIME I THINK I'LL BE AROUND AND I WANTED TO PUT MYSELF AT PEACE WITH THIS CHOICE I'M SO SORRY AS TO HOW MANY PEOPLE I HURT OR MADE FEEL LIKE CRAP...TO ME IT'S EASYER TO PUSH PEOPLE AWAY AND RISK GETTING HURT THEN TO OPEN UP ALL THE WAY AND RISK BEING HAPPY....I GUESS YOU CAN SAY I'M NOT MUCH OF A RISK TAKER I'D RAITHER FEEL SAFE IN MY BUBBLE THEN TO HAVE MY HEART RIPPED OUT AND SHOWN TO PEOPLE AND STEPPED ON I GUESS WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS I'M SORRY I COULDEN'T BE OPEN TO WHAT EVERYONE TRYED TO SHOW ME KINDNESS THIS WILL BE MY LAST TIME SAYING THIS SO READ CAREFULLY

Where's The Silver Lining?
Unbelievable. I just found out that there is a 99% certainty that I will be losing my job. It may happen next week, it may happen at the end of the summer, but our company is inking a deal that sells everything to a new firm, and we are all going to be out on the street. This explains why we haven't renewed the lease on our office space (which runs out at the end of summer). I’ve been unemployed before, and didn’t care for it much. However, this time, I’m prepared to deal with it. My resume is in shape, I’m seeking new work, and I’m keeping a positive outlook. I will say I am irked (to put it mildly) by the notion that I will be let go with no severance, I will lose all my vacation time, and I would have had no notice whatsoever if our HR department hadn’t directly disobeyed the orders telling them to keep it a secret. I’m also a bit irritated that my direct supervisor has received over $50,000 grand in bonuses this year, while I am working 55+ hours a week and was denied a ra

Http://cherrytap.com/user/861843
trickaliciouse-/cherrytap.com/user/861843 please send her some love she works so hard and i would kindly thank you for helping her to move up this is my baby sister and i spoiled her when she was little lol from seejaykaygee ps... in the background is my hubby and my sister in law

What They Say About Jolene......wow
** All About Me** Jolene can be a bit of a mystery -- a delightful, unsolvable riddle that never fails to keep us guessing. Those born like her enjoy a magical ability to fit into any situation easily, to mix and mingle with all kinds of people and then retreat to the sidelines whenever they feel the urge. In fact, those who spend much time with her might wonder if Jolene is actually capable of shape-shifting and mind reading. Jolene also possess uncanny intuition -- which is no surprise, with Neptune, the mistress of altered states, as their planetary ruler. Neptune's specialty is dissolving boundaries, and she's shared that gift with the a vast of crowds. She can get lost in a movie, a magical moment or a fantasy, leaving the harshness of reality behind whenever the need arises. As all you out there can attest, Jolene is also the most emotional of the signs. Since there are no boundaries between you and the world around you, you often feel everything -- absolutely everything.

Pic At Work
I am having some trouble getting so people for my contest. the contest is for a one vic or 7 day blast, and is simpy a pic of you at work. Don't you worry staty home mom's and dad's . that which you do is a very important job so your included to !!!!!! Please contact me for me info!!!!!!!!! Christy

How To Build A Pc Inside Of Your Old Nes.
Okay, so I WAS going ot post this here. Turns out Cherrytap has a REALLY CRAPPY BLOGGING SYSTEM! Because of that, I can't post pictures, so to find out how to build a PC in your NES, go to http://www.xanga.com/ninja_in_pajamas. Feel free to sign up and friend me...or not...dun matter to me either way. Oh yeah, I also put on my MySpace page at www.myspace.com/nes_pc

Another Update For Those That Care
hey all this is williams wife,kristie. just to give an update on him and what is goin on,things are goin ok army life is really,well,stressful. it can change from 1 day to the next.he is dealing with some medical issues sustained from an injury othe then that and missing his family and friends he is doing good. hopefully he will get to come home soon and not hve to go overseas.but he told me to tell everyone hello and hope all is well. take care and support your troops.. thank you, kristie allberry(joes wife)

Just Me Venting!
Men and their dangerous weapons How can a grown man produce a beautiful baby then pretend she doesnt exist? not just one but twelve that i know of. Its sad actualy when i was younger i seen my dad all the time all around town running his business umm hmm manufacturing and distributing?? when i ran into him on the street hed say hi mija want a pop and hed hand me a dollar? BUT he did hug me maybe its just me that empty hug means nothing when you never heard your dad tell you he loves you or even thinks about you. hed introduce me to his friends as his little girl they would go on and on about how beautiful i was and my dad just smiled and talked in spanish wich i dont know...prolly said yeah shes another one of my fuck ups?? mistakes??my soon to be new drug runner?? i dont know but its hard to think nice things when i dont have a single happy memory of my dad i dont get sad im not missing anything hell i dont know what id be missing never having a dad in my life my mom did her b

Awsome Technology
Just thought I'd share some awsome technology. Zune Downloads, The Hottest New Niche Since IPod, Psp, Or Sat. Tv! Get Conversion Tracking Now. Copy and paste the link to your browser. http://beaumatt.zreactor.hop.clickbank.net/?tid=IPOD1

Have You Hugged Your Child Today
AS I WAS READING THE BULLETINS WHICH I DO I REALIZED HOW SOME ARE SO SILLY WHEN YOU COME ACROSS ONE THAT STATES THAT A LITTLE BOY LOST IS BATTLE WITH CANCER...ITS AT THAT TIME WHEN WINNING CONTEST AND LEVELING UP DONT SEEM THAT IMPORTANT...... HAVING THREE KIDS THERE ARE DAYS WHEN I WANT TO RIP MY HAIR OUT OF MY HEAD BUT THOUGHT OF LOSING ONE OF THEM SCARES ME TO DEATH.... ONE DAY LAUGHING AND PLAYING THE NEXT DAY GONE...AND YOU THINK THAT CAN NEVER HAPPEN TO MY CHILD BUT SO DID THE OTHER MOTHERS AND FATHERS.... HAVING A PREMIE I WAS IN THE NICU UNIT FOR WEEKS AND SAW SO MANY BABIES STRUGGLING TO HANG ON...I THINK SO THEY FIGHT AND AT TIMES DONT LISTEN....BUT WHERE WOULD MY LIFE ME WITHOUT THEM... SO REMEMBER NO MATTER HOW MAD YOU GET AT YOUR CHILDREN DONT FORGET TO HUG THEM AND LET THEM KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM NO MATTER WHAT THEY DO....BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY PARENT OUT THERE THAT CANT TO THE THINGS THAT WE TAKE FOR GRANTED SOMETIMES... AND REMEMBER TO PRAY FOR LI

My Sis Needs Help
HI FAMILY (p18), friends and anyone i have helped out recently care to assist my sis in her quest in a contest I need her pic rated and or commented upon , i will return the favour for you or your friends when neeeded , heres the link any and all help would be greatfully recieved THANK YOU for even just 1 rate ,, Claymore aka GYPSY

Spring Cleaning...
I deleted all of my dirty pics so if you were on my family list to see those I removed you :(...sorry only people I know fairly well go there now. Hope I don't anger anyone. Nothing personal guys ok?

Mother
As I laid myself down to sleep, praying your love to keep, the visions of hurt and pain danced around again and again. Your laughter fading from my mind, franticly searching in the dark hoping it was you I would find. My memories of you no longer being able to recall, from the place you left me ready to fall. My tears holding all your beauty and pain, in my heart it leaving a stain. Missing the sound of your voice and the touch of your hand, in you mother always being able to find a friend. Wishing for just one more day, to tell you all the things I forgot to say. Growing older without you here, crying and hurting night after night and year after year.

I Miss Her
Its late at night and here I am Thinking if you're ok Hoping that with my arms I can hold you again Never thought I would feel this way Missing you so much it actually hurts Where are you haven't seen you in days I feel lonely like if I had lost my best friend Closing my eyes I can picture your smile How your hair looks and how happy you are Loving the way that with just one dream I can actually be with an amazing human being Hugging her or kissing her, name anything What I know that it seems to bring me Out of this misery that I seem to be living Wondering if her parents are being mean Making her work too hard till she screams Wish I could fly to wherever she is Take her with me away from her family That they seem to make her so unhappy She thinks I don't care enough about her When the truth is that she is The reason why every night I cant go to sleep I miss you so much where you are baby Come back to me So my heart can peacefully start beating again Now t

Not This!
What makes a man a man. An obvious requirement could be that the person is a male. An age requirement could be used, but maturity matters more than age and it is possible to have one without the other. I'm not going to go into what I think a man is now, I may do that a little later. Now I want to talk about what is in my opinion a horrible excuse for a man. I currently work nights on a road construction project on a major road in Detroit. I was walking down the street at around 2:30am when I noticed a well dressed woman walking across the parking lot of a McDonalds alone. She looked like she may have recently left a club, but there isn't one in the area. Something seemed odd. I approached her, said hello, and asked how she was doing. She proceeded to tell me how her oyfriend was tripping, she went to the club with her cousin and a friend, had a few drinks, didn't dance or anything. Her cousin dropped her off at his place and he went off accusing her of sleeping with some guy.

Heading Out
I'll be offline for a week or so... going on vacation. Heading to OBX for the um-teenth time. Love it down there. So keep my site company while I'm gone. And do me a favour and water the plants and feed the fish for me.

Six Affairs
The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM . The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. "Where have you been?" his wife demanded. "I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon." "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!" The 2nd Affair: A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful

Extraterrestrial Encyclopedia Vol. I
.:: Insiders - Residents, either permanent or temporary, of the various different secret-society-connected top secret-government 'underground installations', bases or colonies throughout the United States and the World. Some of these groups may possess advanced technology enabling them to travel to various other planetary bodies in the solar system. This group is international in scope and may be tied-in with the Alternative 2 and 3 scenarios (Evadamic). .:: Pleiadeans - Blond or in some cases brunette 'Nordic' type humans based in the Pleiadean 'Taygeta' and other systems, which were allegedly colonized by refugees from their former planetary abodes in the Lyra constellation which were invaded by reptiloid entities from Alpha Draconis. The main Pleiadean planet of 'Erra', was reportedly 'Terra-formed' by the Lyran refugees [Lyra being much nearerr to earth--around 30 light years]. The Pleiadeans were apparently the first 'humanoid' society to develop hyper-space travel (th

Immortal Ink
Draw your weapons. Attack me if you must. My blood may spill but I shall not die. My pen has granted me the gift of immortality, and I will continue to manipulate the world around you. I will still be prowling in the darkness, waiting to inject my ink into your veins. Ram your blades into my heart and fire your bullets into my head. My life has been an open book, and my story shall live on forever. Death is inevitable, and Slasher is eternal

Somf ;)
A Plush Seat I knew the instant I saw him that he was in the mood. It was obvious by the heated expression, the way his eyes traveled across my body, slowly undressing me in his mind. Oh yes, he was in the mood, I thought, as my own eyes noticed how his trousers were bulging from the erection already forming. And I knew just how to please him. After several years together, I had come to read his moods and desires quite accurately. This was no quickie that he was seeking. No, this was a slow tease. A dance, if you will. I smiled as I began unbuttoning my blouse, slowly, as I dropped my briefcase and coat by the door. By the time I had hit the living room, my blouse was hanging all the way open. Neither of us made any move towards the other. Instead, he leaned back in his seat on the couch, making a deliberate move to get more comfortable right where he was, and telling me with his eyes that he very much enjoying the show. I turned my back to him and made myself a drink at the b

My Money
This is my boss's,Phone and info below... PO Box 151292 Cape Coral, FL 33915 239-677-5665 palgina@prodigy.net Hello my freinds.it seems that I can not get my last 4 days worth of pay out of my boss.I wrote him an e-mail.He told me,My pay period ends on Sunday.So that means he ows me for mon thru thurs.of last week.The week ending 6-16.Since they won't answer my e-mail.Right,to them by e-mail--snail mail or call...I want all my money. need your help... well?

A Petition For Baby Jesus...pass It On
I know there are some that really don't like the cmail. I'll have to admit that I really didn't at first, but have grown somewhat accustomed to it. I know some want to do away with it all together. What I'd like to see, if cmail is kept, is a way to add folders to it, so things can be saved. I would love to have been able to keep all the emails I received from friends who had sent me gifts, and cmails that are special, but have to delete them. If you kept them all in your inbox...you'd NEVER be able to locate your new mail. I think we should have the option of making personalized folders, to keep things we want, and could then delete the rest. Personally, I'd like to see cmail kept, and the instant message added back as well. I think both would be very useful. 1.levmorgan

Can You Believe This
listen to this... i just got done talking with this guy, i told him that i wasnt intrested in flirting with him or anyhting like that. that i am really on here for JUST friends, and that i have a fiance and i loved him, then the guy has the nerve to ask me if i am alone. like what the heck is that, i just told your dumb ass i am not intrested. what more do i have to say, i could be mean and tell the fucker to go away!! i hate men like this~~

Jokes1
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat A. A Klondike Bar Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small? Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove! Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman. Q. What's worse than getting r

I`m Murderous For This Thing...
So I have this emotional atachments to doodle bears, did I mention that? I have had once ever since the 4th grade and my now 6 year old bear is falling apart. This depresses me greatly. So I thought maybe I could convince my father to buy me this bear from amazon.com. Now the reason I wanted it from amazon is because it is the only place to find the rare blue doodle bear. Even though I want to collect all doodle bears, I despratly want the blue one to replace my old blue one. but dads mean... and so here the damn thing sits... http://www.amazon.com/Doodle-Magic-Glow-Bear-Artie/dp/B000E1YQ9G/ref=pd_bbs_9/104-6775736-4152763?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1182541001&sr=8-9 :(:(:(:(:( this is depressing. And yes, I am a child.

Let Me Dance 4 U Peep
I can feel your eyes on me as I cross the room. Smiling softly to myself, adding extra wave to my hips. The beating in my heart drowns out the seduction of the music. I stand before you and slowly start my dance. My sheer dress swirling around my smooth pale thighs. I don't know who you are, I'm just here to dance. I don't even know your name, just that I'm here for you. My body moves to the rhythm, I close my eyes... Mmmm, I can feel the heat radiating from your body, I'm so close to you. I twist and twirl, my hips moving sensually. Your eyes burn my skin as they trace my every curve. Opening my eyes I get lost in yours, and my breath catches in my throat as I feel fingertips touch my stomach. Then strong hands grasp my hips as you pull me to you. I look down into your eyes, they are filled with hungry lust. You lift the hem of my dress revealing the triangle of my white silk panties. I lick my lips and whisper, "Let me dance for you." You nod, move forward and place a light kiss u

Noise Follows Me
I hate noise. Especially noise from nerds. I just moved to another floor, and at first, it was much more quiet than my pervious location, until this week. Some guy came back from a job, and he hasnt shut up all week. why can't people work without talking all day. example of what I have to deal with, actuall quote from this guy. “I was watching European tennis championships and team Argentina….” to quote George Oscar Bluth, "COME ON"

The Lone Ranger
THE LONE RANGER The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see? " "The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars." "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?" "You dumber than buffalo shit. It means someone stole the tent. "

Oh My God
Read all of this one, it is interesting!! Read down to the very bottom highlighted in green, IT GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS!!! you don't want to miss this! ((*_*)) VERY INTERESTING- 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq. 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of civilization! 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq! 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in Iraq! 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten tribes of Israel. 10 Amos cried out in Iraq! 11. Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq! 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth person in the Fiery Furnace!) 14. Belshazzar, the King of Babylon saw the "writing on the wall" in Iraq. 15. Nebuchadn

More About The Story
Below is Kristy's original bulletin posted shortly after the incident. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Hello everyone... I write you this message in grief in faith. My son Kaleb was rushed by ambulance to the emergency room on Wed. after we picked him up from the babysitters house. At UCH they determined that Kaleb had a SubDural Hematoma (His brain is bleeding). He then was Bayflighted (helicopter) to Tampa General Hospitals Pediatric Intensive Care Unit on a Trauma Alert. Doctors determined that Kaleb was shaken while at the homecare he goes to. He is suffering from Shaking Baby Syndrome. When we first arrived at the hospital they put a pressure gage into his head to moniter the Intercranial Pressure (The pressure that the brain is under due to swelling and Bleeding). He wasn't doing too well all day yesterday, his pressure in his head was ranging between 29-40 and the normal pressure is between 5-20. So doctors decided that the best thing to do was to put a tube into

Some Ct Women
So in the few months I have been on CT I have met lots of wonderful, intelligent women and men on CT, but there has also been a lot of Women who think that every one is here to screw them. They have poor attitudes and Behavior. I want to know if this is because men on here are Asshole and treat them like objects as opposed to Women? Please help me understand why these women, to put it bluntly, Think their shit doesn't stink. Truly most of them are not hot enough to (one) have this opinion and (2nd) I personally have never disrespected them or any other woman. Do you think it is because they are so insecure it is their only power trip to put other down and feel empowered by a false sense of superiority? or, and I hope this isn't it, but are they just Bitches? RAP2

Knocking My Socks Off....
Life is strange sometimes..you think that just when you have things figured out that something hits you with a boom...Ya was hit with a boom that rocked my socks off...Now what do i do...Hmmm

The Scars Of Life
THE SCARS OF LIFE Some years ago, on a hot summer day in south Florida, a little boy decided to go for a swim in the old swimming hole behind his house. In a hurry to dive into the cool water, he ran out the back door, leaving behind shoes, socks, and shirt as he went. He flew into the water, not realizing that as he swam toward the middle of the lake, an alligator was swimming toward the shore. His father working in the yard saw the two as they got closer and closer together. In utter fear, he ran toward the water, yelling to his son as loudly as he could. Hearing his voice, the little boy became alarmed and made a U-turn to swim to his father. It was too late. Just as he reached his father, the alligator reached him. From the dock, the father grabbed his little boy by the arms just as the alligator snatched his legs. That began an incredible tug-of-war between the two. The alligator was much stronger than the father, but the father was muc

Choke.
You are my angel. Clothed in ink and silken threads. You are the cataclysmic embodiment of longing. Enveloping me with your essence. Come closer. Run away. Show me a glimpse of what could be. Reach out with tapered fingers to close my eyes. Give a little. Take it away. Break my heart with little lies. And mend it with the truth inside. Slide into me with reckless abandon and stand aside while I cry. You make me whole. You shatter me with your indifference. The scent of you lingers upon my skin. I breathe. I choke. I wait for you every moment. I don't want you. I need you like my lungs need air.

A Simple Prayer....
Subject: A simple prayer Relax your mind and humble your heart to focus on Christ. Allow God to be the only person on your mind while you read this prayer. If we can take the time to read long jokes, stories, etc., we should give the same respect to this prayer. Friends, who pray together, stay together. If you pray this prayer, change the number. Dear Lord, I thank you for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God. You have done so much for me and You keep on blessing me. Forgive me this day for everything I have done, said or thought that was not pleasing to you. I ask now for Your forgiveness. Please keep me safe from all danger and harm. Help me to start this day with a new attitude and plenty of gratitude. Let me make the best of each and every day to clear my mind so that I can hear from You. Please broaden my mind that I can accept all things

Kaleb's Story
http://www.myspace.com/kristyreynolds As told to me by Kristy. Forgive me if any details are incorrect. Like any responsible parents, Kristy and Josh Schwade wanted what was best for their only child, Kaleb. They did a background check on their day care worker, and even interviewed her in her home for two hours. Kristy was even willing to drive 20 miles out of her way to provide, what they thought to have been, "optimum" care in a good neighborhood. On May 9th, 2007 their worst nighmare was brought to fruition. After being in the care of this home day care worker only five times, Kaleb was picked up by his Grandmother and Aunt. They noticed that he was lethargic and experiencing obvious breathing abnormalities. The caregiver told them he was ill, but Kaleb had just visited the doctors the day before and was given a "clean bill of health". When Kristy arrived at her mother's home to pick Kaleb up, she described him as "having no life in his body". She tried repeat

But For A Brief Moment, Yes. .. .
Study: Men View Faces in Sexy Photos By Associated Press June 20, 2007, 8:30 PM EDT ATLANTA -- Contrary to popular opinion, men are more likely to look at a female's face before other areas when looking at pictures of naked women, according to a study by Emory University researchers. And women will gaze at pictures of heterosexual sex longer than men, the study found. Both findings, published in the journal Hormones and Behavior, shed light on sexual attitudes that really aren't all that mysterious when considered in a scientific light, Emory psychologist Kim Wallen said. Wallen and his former graduate student, Heather Rupp, showed still photos of couples having sex to 30 women and 15 men between the ages of 23 and 28. Each was rigged up with a high-tech eye-tracking device to measure where his or her gaze went first, and how long it stayed there. Men went straight to the face and lingered awhile, but most of the women were more interested in the sexual activity. How

1994 Jeep For Sale - Reduced This Weekend Only $1300.00
I was asking 2000.00 for it but just decided to drop the price for this weekend only to $1300.00Email me back with a phone number if you are interested in more information

A New Cherry Tap Friend
To everyone on my Friends and Fans list if you could go rate and fan this fine young man i'd be so grateful... He's been a friend of mine for some time, whose come in from another website... He may also be somewhat confused as to how Cherry Tap works so give him some help if he asks if you don't mind, I'll return the favor two fold trust me.... Michael@ CherryTAP

Peaceful Harvest
Lord, when I try to make peace with other's in my world, I often think of the blessing's of not having arguments, problems, and unresolved issues. I can'y say I really look at the big picture, when just having the immediate blessing seems so good. But You promise me that as I make peace with, family, and co-workers, I will reap something else--goodness. I'm thankful that Your blessings are not small ones. As I obey You for the little things, You often give me an extra, even better blessing. Thank You for Your generosity. With this second harvest I want to do good for others, as well as myself.

Cherished
Colors glittering, voices chorusing A world awash with Christmas cheer Yet in my reversies, I have memories For loved ones no longer here Cherished faces, childish places Beloved hearts so long missed I fill with longing, with lost belonging For loved ones no more kissed I dream to hold them, I pray I told them Of what their lives meant to me This joyous season, is sad with reason for loved ones no more I see.

Sweet Escape
Down in the heart of all the evil I found myself being the new member. What did I do, where did I go wrong? I tried hard to remember. Maybe I should have gone to church. Maybe I shouldn't have cussed so much Or was it that I didn't pray? Maybe I should have had a lighter touch. But God fogives all that you do wrong! So why was I not forgiven too? What is the secret to it all? Somebody give me a clue! An old man walked up to me. He said, "I know what you did wrong." Then he walked away, Humming a sad song. I ran after him impatiently. "Tell me, tell me what it is! I must know the true secret! Do I have to take a quiz?" "Let me ask you two questions." he said. "Have you ever 'asked'to be forgiven?" "Have you ever been saved?" "Wow", I said, "No, I had forgotten!" So in the firey pits of evil, I prayed a little prayer. I asked for forgiveness and to be saved, Which, down here, is a sight that is rare. Then in the darkness, appeared a light. And i

Feelings
Thinking of you More often each day My feelings are true And I just want to say I know thing have been tense But in time they'll get better We'er not tolally different But not birds of a feather You like to dance I like to shoot pool When it comes to romance Ifeel like a fool What I think is right Is not always so What i think you'd like Is for me to show A bit more respect Alittle more trust It won't make things perfect But i think it's a must The night we first met And i looked in your eye's I started to sweat And to my surprise As time went on And the closer we grew With feelings so strong Someday I'll say I LOVE YOU Now with that in mind And your love in retrun We're two of kind Where love is concerned Christina

Feel Like A Women
As a plane passed through a severe storm, the turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, "I'm too young to die," she cried. Then she yelled, "If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a woman?" For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then a man from Indiana stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped... Then, he spoke... "Iron this -- and then get me a beer

Fashion
A sense of being what people call hot Coming to the point of peace Fashion and the time before Throw out a shirt that lacked the style Not the fact I have not outgrown the cloth The sight of all to see Even if the color black merges with white Eyes cover my appearance What color is considered The color that must be worn Summer comes too early And gold seems to lack its luster Maybe it was my shoes That led me to lost time If life was a fashion style I'm outdated and forever gone. Dressed to kill straight to the teeth Cloaked with style Some people look at someone And scream out where did you get that Those who remain Will say the fool looks like hell Looking sharp and smelling good You must ask yourself Does my butt look big in your jeans?

So True
You and a very important person are exactly in sync at this stage of your life. It's so nice to have a companion who understands what you're going through and vice versa. It's as if this was in the stars! This is so true Dennis and I are like one in the same. It was written in the stars. I believe completely that we are ment to be together and we couldn't be happier. We complete each other. He knows when I'm upset before I do in some cases and vice versa

Morphs
Hey peeps hows it going out there in CT land..Hope everyone is having a great day first of all. TYVM to everyone that nailed me on my birthday..i apprecite that. I have a vast collection starting in my default file of morphs created and might have more coming soon....so if anyone wants one created please feel free to drop me a line let me know what ya want and i'll get er done. Im havin a lot of fun creating these... still learning about besides GIFS....making them into different formats. Also stop by anytime and check out my profile and sign my guestbook..... Thanks

Vacation
okay since not everyoen knows i'm out on vacation next week, gone on the 23rd and i'll be back in my office on the 2nd. miss me, tease me send me nasty emails.. ya know the trick. ask me all bout it when i'm home and i'll see what sorta pics i can post and don't let me hear you were being bad... without thinking about me :P

Dominance To Me
I envision a great number of things when i think of Dominance. What it means, how One carries themselves, Thier reactions to situations, Thier needs and desires. Each Dom does things very differently, and yet, much the same. A true Dominant understands the meaning of Honor, Trust, Respect, and Love. Honor, is the one thing that no one can take from You, and no one can teach You. You either have it or You don't. Honor is the knowledge of always doing right by others. The ability to treat people, Doms and subs alike, with respect and dignity. Honor is a very key element in the lifestyle. Without showing honor One cannot find trust. Trust, is the essential element in any D/s relationship. The sub must trust the Dom to care for them, fill thier needs, and keep them safe. The Dom must trust the submissive to be faithful, devoted, and loving. It is very much a two way street and a D/s relationship cannot happen without it.Without trust, one cannot respect. Respect, is earned, not gi

Suck On This!
They have what I want I have what they need they come in all sizes but they "aim" to please They get hard and swollen when they become aroused I love how they taste when they're inside my mouth Some like to play with food and jewelery they even wear rings to show off their "tool"-ery They go in and out and all around and about you can use them infuse them even abuse them it doesn't matter if you even confuse them They look so fine they are so sublime every drip on my tongue with every move I make with each stroke I take I must taste I cannot waste The harder they get the better they feel they can curl my toes and seal the deal It's amazing I know to watch them grow inside my mouth I get down on my knees when they are about to explode I'd be remiss to tell you such bliss I certainly derive from sucking on this!

Accident Makes Me Think
Sometimes late at night i turn out the lights and lay in the dark, And the thought crosses my mind, if i never wake up in the morning if there is no tomorrow will you ever doubt the way i feel about you in my heart. So this is my chance too tell you how i feel i love you my friend Life is short so tell people that you love and care about how much they mean to you before your time on earth is done. Remember in a split second it can all end so i want you to know i love you my friends

So Creeeepy
This is creepy! Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it Out loud as You scroll down. Keep going . . . Don't stop . .. Think of an Animal That begins With that letter. Repeat it Out loud As you Scroll down. Think of Either a man's/woman's Name That Begins With the Last letter In the Animals name Almost There........ Now Count out The letters In that name On the fingers Of the hand You are not Using to Scroll down. Take the Hand you FIRST counted with And hold it out In front of you At face level. Look at your Palm Very closely And Notice The Lines In Your Hand. Do the lines Take the Form of the First letter In

What Tarrot Card Are You?
You are The Hierophant Divine Wisdom. Manifestation. Explanation. Teaching. All things relating to education, patience, help from superiors.The Hierophant is often considered to be a Guardian Angel. The Hierophant's purpose is to bring the spiritual down to Earth. Where the High Priestess between her two pillars deals with realms beyond this Earth, the Hierophant (or High Priest) deals with worldly problems. He is well suited to do this because he strives to create harmony and peace in the midst of a crisis. The Hierophant's only problem is that he can be stubborn and hidebound. At his best, he is wise and soothing, at his worst, he is an unbending traditionalist. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Update!
Hey Guys and Girls!!! Thank you so much for all the support you have given me. Just so you know - my pics are all fixed and all of my videos are back. The videos are each posted as individual blogs. That way I can mark them NSFW and they won't get deleted. I have also started putting them on my own "Krystal Player" served from my own server - so no one can delete them. ( Like happens with YouTube, MetaCafe, etc... ) AND... My web site is just about done!!! All of the initial content has been shot and the design is complete. We're just running it through testing and putting a few finishing touches on it. YAY!!! Thanks again, I luv all of you! :-) ~Krystal~

Southern Women Appreciate Their Natural Assets:
Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: "Yes, ma'am." "Yes, sir." "Why, no, Billy!" Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : "Y'all come back!" "Well, bless your heart." "Drop by when you can." "How's your Momma?" Southern women know their summer weather report: Humidity Humidity Humidity Southern women know their vacation spots: The beach The rivuh The crick Southern women know the joys of June, July, and August: Colorful hi-heel sandals Strapless sun dresses Iced sweet tea with mint Southern women know everybody 's first name: Honey Darlin' Shugah Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts: Fried Green Tomatoes Driving Miss Daisy Steel Magnolias Gone With The Wind Southern women know their religions: Baptist Methodist Football Southern women know their country breakfasts: Red-eye gravy Grits Egg

Why Nice Guys Suck
Nice guys are ugly! They haven't the air of sensuality about them that bad guys do, because they just haven't had lives. Nice guys think women are a 'special species' from another planet. Nice guys suffocate their girlfriends, expecting them to be their lovers, mother, sister, princess, china doll, and the Goddess who brings up the sun in their mornings. They also expect their girlfriends to be their best buddy, because 'real' guys won't have anything to do with the geeks! Nice guys sit there entranced by their girlfriends as the girlfriend carries on the whole conversation by themselves. Nice guys haven't lived so they have nothing to add to the conversation. Nice guys bore women to death. Nice guys stare at their girlfriends in total worship awe. Women find it difficult to eat when they are being visually consumed by a staring, mindless dope. Nice guys quickly look at you when they do a social blunder (such as fart) to see if you caught it. Who cares! Nice guys pret

Down Raters List
Just aggravates the Hell Out Of me when a Newbie or grunt goes around rating people a 1, These People were rated a 1, Left a comment and Blocked. ( Show Em The Love ) Down rater # 1 carolyn@ CherryTAP Screenshot Below, Click to enlarge Down rater # 2 DRINK UP!!@ CherryTAP Screenshot Below, Click to enlarge

God Heals
God Heals Remember when you heard the words - and your mind went blank - you were in another world God heals Remember in your darkest hours - when all that surrounds you is pain and sorrow God heals Remember friends' prayers - your family's encouragement - glimmers of hope from everyday angels God heals Quiet...you can hear Him now - always there - yet never this close God heals It's just another day - yet everything has changed - and you hear yourself say God heals Birds are singing - the sky is a beautiful blue - flowers are blooming... God heals Truths that you knew as a child - awakened again with new understanding God heals Remember when others can't - that life is a gift - each day to treasure God Has Healed

Why Women Can Be Cranky
Why women can be cranky We start to "bud" in our blouses only to find anything that comes in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurts so bad it brings us to tears. Enter the training bra contraption the boys in school will snap until we have calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods. Along with those budding boobs, we now bloat, we cramp, we get the hormone crazies, and have to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular-packed cotton in places we didn't even know we had. Our next rite of passage (premarital or not) ... having sex for the first time which is about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (if he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving us to wonder what all the fuss was about. Then it's off to motherhood where we learn to live on dry crackers and water for a few months so we don't spend the entire day leaning over Brother John. Of course, amazing creatures that

A Letter Written By One Of My Waitresses To Newspaper About Agent Orange Tell Me What You Think
This is a must read I did and couldn't believe a 20 yr old could be so brave after going through so much Proud of you Shannon Agent Orange the ultimate victor in the end Print this ArticleEmail this ArticleMagnify TextBookmark this ArticleShare on FacebookDigg this ArticleStumble Upon this ArticleBookmark with del.icio.usLive BookmarkAdd to TechnoratiTOOL HELPBy SHANNON BUCK For the Daily Gleaner Published Friday June 1st, 2007 Appeared on page B7 Your mission to destroy the forests of New Brunswick has become a greater success than ever imaginable. Not only have your toxins damaged the growth of Camp Gagetown's foliage, but in addition, you have succeeded in ruining the lives of countless human beings. The rate of disease among those working and living in Camp Gagetown's vicinity has never been so high. Both employees coming into direct contact with you, as well as those who innocently breathed in your presence, have fallen victim to disease and death at very young

Lick Me
Stick your tongue Between my lips Spread them wide Wet heavenly bliss Stick your fingers Deep inside Feel my pussy Start to ride Lick me good Tease my clit Feel the movement From my hips Don’t stop now I’m almost there Feel my fingers In your hair Moaning and writhing I come undone Tongue me deeper Here I CUMMMMMM!!!

6 Things That Make Me All Grrrr! ;p
I was tagged, and not even in that fun sweaty twisted limb-cooing-whimper- giggle squeal way by Crissy to do this... so here goes (prepare for bizarre neurosis & idosynchratic pattern): 1. I like to keep my pennies seprate from the rest of my change. I have a lil' purple heart shaped plastic Powerpuff Girls change purse just for the pennies. I keep the quarters, dimes and nickles in my regular wallet. Don't know why, but I feel all "grr" when they intermingle. Coin segragation is rough... but someone has to be oppressed. Yes, cashiers do give me the "WTF?" face when I crack open the PPG sack of penny dewm... Maybe I'm too young to be that lil' old exact change lady... *for once I'm early for something!* 2A. Like Clementine in "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" I find the word nice a wholly inadequate descriptive for anything. I use it rarely, and find it like boiled white potatoes... blah, and meal-y paste-ish goo that serves as a functional & genial social spackle...

The Waiting
to meet you in the dark to undress you lovingly to sear hot kisses onto your skin to have your scent fill my head to let my lips and tongue taste you to feel your body awakening to my touches to slip my hand around your cock to have my mouth follow in pursuit to make the anticipation end to hear you go breathless as I suck you for the first time to hear your delicious moans as i tongue your head to feel your desire as you entwine your hands deeply in my hair to obey your command as you urge me to take you deeper to sink my greedy hot mouth down onto your shaft to move in rhythm up...down...deeply...harder...faster....more... to feel your cock throbbing as you fuck my teasing mouth to feel your uncontrollable explosion to savor your taste in my mouth to swallow your essence to have a part of you inside of me your finally here i'm waiting no more i cannot wait until tonight kissssss

Marince Shows Up Army Dude Who Killed The Bobcat
Ex-Marine kills marauding black bear with single blow Associated Press June 22 2007, 10:08 AM EDT HELEN, Ga. -- A 300-pound black bear raided a family's campsite, and the father saved his sons from harm by throwing a log at the beast, killing it with a single blow. Chris Everhart and his three sons were camping in the Chattahoochee National Forest in northern Georgia when the encounter happened Saturday. The bear took the family's cooler and was heading back to the woods when the youngest son, 6-year-old Logan, hurled a shovel at it. The bear then dropped the cooler and started coming at the boy, said his father. Fearing what might happen next, Everhart, an ex-Marine, grabbed the closest thing he could find _ a log from their stash of firewood. ``(I) threw it at it and it happened to hit the bear in the head,'' Everhart said. ``I thought it just knocked it out but it actually ended up killing the bear.'' Everhart was given a ticket for failing to secure his camp si

Only In My Dreams....
She laid there awaiting his arrival. On the bed alone in the silence, her thoughts racing in her head. What will he think? Will he be on time? Could it measure up to last time? Just as she thought about getting up, she noticed him as if he appears out of nowhere. Standing at the foot of the bed staring at her. She opened her mouth to ask when he had gotten there? He put his finger to his lips and pulled a pair of handcuffs from behind his back. He crept slowly onto the bed and laid beside her. She wanted to say no but was unable to get it out. She though of the last time, how he had taken her like a beast and how she had never been taken to such levels of passions in her life. She decided that if there was anyone she could trust it was him. He easily pulled her hands above her head and secured her to the headboard. Then lowered his hand to her check, guided her mouth to his, and kissed her so softly that she barley felt his tongue brush pass her lips. He ran his hand down

Did You Say Hard Now...didn't You!!!
"First of all young lady, you must always, always address your Dominant with 'Sir'. Don't ever forget it. And you don't move without my permission. Or, you will be punished. Do you understand?" "Yes Sir," she said with her forehead on the floor. She was glad that he could not see the silly grin on her face, as she loved every minute of this. "Good, now don't forget that. And to help you remember who is the boss I will use you now my little slut cunt. She heard his zipper slide down and the rustling of his clothing. Without warning he grabbed her hips and pulled her to him. Stopping to spread her legs further apart with his feet he shoved his hard cock into her already wet cunt. He fucked her hard and fast. He jammed her over and over. She was moaning and rocking back against his hardness. He reached under her and grabbed her nipples and squeezed and twisted them until she let out a little yell. He fucked her again and again. Slamming his cock into her. Then he felt her cunt start

Friggin' Commie Bastards!!!!
I don't get it. I mean what is the point of having the double point happy hours and having the "I'm Bored" link at the top of the page, if you aren't supposed to use them? Seems like everytime there is a happy hour and I try to leave people a bunch of rates or comments, I get slapped with: "You're rating to fast, stop flooding our servers" or Slapped with the nasty Anti-Spam message. Stop all the whining and let us have some fun, for Christ's sake!!!!

On Your Knees
You have been on your knees pleasing me, drinking me in, your thighs pressed against your calves, your sweet face upturned watching my eyes look into yours as my sweet cream flows down your hungry throat....And I remain Hard, needing to own you, fill you, feel your warm wetness massage and grip my long thick manhood....laying back i watch as you stand over me and slowly bend your knees...I tell you to reach back put your hands on my thighs for support, I want to watch as you use your hot, tight womanhood to please me in the way only you know how. You bring your craving outer lips to touch my thr bbing purple head and begin to settle down, ......"Slowly" I tell you...and I watch with animal lust as my shaft disappears into you inch by inch....looking up at your beautiful , sensuous, sexy curves, the line of your breasts, your moist full lips...."Move your hips back and forth, use your sweet, hungry, dripping pussy to please your Master".......MMMMM ....Goddd I'm going to cummmm againnnn

What Type Of Monster Are You?
You are a zombie! Your hobbies include eating brains and groaning. You are mindless, with the inescapable desire to eat. You have no morals and humans fear you - but only if you are accompanied by a posse. Take this quiz at QuizHeaven.com

Eat My Pussy
I get so turned on just thinking about you ...would it bother you if I take off all of my clothes, turn down the lights, light a candle or two, sit back down in my chair, lift my left leg up and lay it over the left arm of my chair, lift my right leg up and lay it over the right arm of my chair, stick my finger in my warm wet mouth to get it all nice and wet, reach down with my left hand to gently pull and hold open my pretty pink pussy lips while my other finger comes out of my mouth and finds its way down to my hard throbbing clit to just gently rub circles on top of it...then to plunge itself deep into my pussy for a few deep strokes.. then back up to gently massage my clit...mmmmmm...Can I fantasize that you are on the floor between my legs looking up at me with so much desire in your eyes...you want to taste my pussy so bad...your cock is so big and hard.."Please let me taste you baby" I hear you whisper..."Yes" I whisper back as I look down at you...Slowly, you take your time...t

6 Things About Me...
1. I am an emotional hemopheliac. I cry when overstimulated, which really doesn't take much... I transcend the even the usual "goober" standards- I cry at a wide spectrum of stuff- anything from a stirringly senitimental peanut butter commercial to Sailor Moon. 2. I have unbearably low taste in movies and music. As a matter of course I really actually like very bad movies, as well as embracing mediocre and "meh- ok" -ish flicks. Good movies make me super swoon, but for the most part it takes something to be exceeding horrid for me to not go- yeah, it's a'right :) *as an addendum to this I am no longer allowed to usually choose movies when in social settings. I oppressed Donny with Barbarella, Jenny, Tash & Scott with The Witches of Sappho Salon, Tash with Jeeper Creepers, and Crissy with Cadet Kelly- She could have made me turn it off but I didn't get Disney at my house, and she was being polite, same goes for my watching raptly the Lizzie McGuire Movie @ Tash's* 3. I have a t

Heartache
Here I sit, in front of my computer, with a box of Klenex. Wednesday morning, my boyfriend of over a year, sent me a text telling me to move out of his house. He left me with no reason why except that him and his ex were getting back together. He told me he didn't love me anymore. He told me he had more feelings for her than me. I am heartbroken. He doens't know that though. I didn't show that in front of him. I stayed strong...Or at least tried. Yes, things were said between us as I packed that were not nice. Yes, he has been seeing other girls behind my back. I haven't cheated on him. He thinks I have. I never gave him a reason to think so. Right now, I have moved back to my hometown. He beleives that I will not return. I am returning. Very shortly. I am not going to let him ruin my life and my friends. I just wish he would have given me a reason why this all happened. Everything was fine up until that morning. He didn't even have enough guts to tell me to my face! Why am I attracted

Presidents All Over The World Need To Get Replaced.
LAHORE, Pakistan -- In the rapidly unfolding crisis in Pakistan, no matter what happens to President Pervez Musharraf -- whether he survives politically or not -- he is a lame duck. He is unable to rein in Talibanization in Pakistan or guide the country toward a more democratic future. Since March 9, when Musharraf suspended the chief justice of the Supreme Court, Iftikhar Mohammed Chaudhry, public protests have escalated every day -- as has a violent crackdown by the police and intelligence agencies on the media and the nation's legal fraternity. The legal convolutions about Chaudhry's dismissal boil down to one simple fact: He was not considered sufficiently reliable to deliver pleasing legal judgments in a year when Musharraf is seeking to extend his presidency by five more years, remain as army chief and hold what would undoubtedly be rigged general elections. Musharraf's desire to replace Chaudhry with a more pliable judge has badly backfired. After just 10 days of prot