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You All Hear About This
WASHINGTON - The Senate subpoenaed the White House and Vice President Dick Cheney's office Wednesday, demanding documents and elevating the confrontation with President Bush over the administration's warrant-free eavesdropping on Americans. Separately, the Senate Judiciary Committee also is summoning Attorney General Alberto Gonzales to discuss the program and an array of other matters that have cost a half-dozen top Justice Department officials their jobs, committee chairman Patrick Leahy announced. Leahy, D-Vt., raised questions about previous testimony by one of Bush's appeals court nominees and said he wouldn't let such matters pass. "If there have been lies told to us, we'll refer it to the Department of Justice and the U.S. attorney for whatever legal action they think is appropriate," Leahy told reporters. He did just that Wednesday, referring questions about testimony by former White House aide Brett Kavanaugh, who now sits on the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Distric

Friends No Longer
FRIENDS NO LONGER © Sewra Sorry I forgot to tell you That as my friend you must be true. As that I went to say, No more were we at play. I meant to tell you the future looked bright, But all of a sudden we got in a fight. I went to tell you we should be friends, That I will be here untill the end. But you would not listen to me, So friends no longer shall we be.

What Are You, A Member Or Disciple? (spanish)
La diferencia entre un miembro y un discípulo “Parece lo mismo pero no lo es. ¿A qué aspira Ud.: a ser un miembro o un discípulo? Vistos en una iglesia, durante una reunión, no ofrecen muchas diferencias. Sin embargo son absolutamente distintos. Lea y escoja lo que Ud. Quisiera ser. No hay cristianos de primera y segunda clase, pero hay escogidos entre los escogidos. El miembro suele esperar panes y peces; el discípulo es un pescador El miembro lucha por crecer, el discípulo por reproducirse. El miembro se gana, el discípulo se hace. El miembro se toma de las faldas de la iglesia, el discípulo se atreve a servir. El miembro gusta del halago, el discípulo del servicio y del sacrificio. El miembro entrega parte de sus ganancias; el discípulo entrega su vida. El miembro puede caer en rutina, el discípulo es un revolucionario. El miembro espera que se le asigne tarea; el discípulo es solícito en tomar responsabilidades. Uno murmura y reclama, el otro obe

She's Every Woman
Garth Brooks She's every woman She's sun and rain, she's fire and ice A little crazy but it's nice And when she gets mad, you best leave her alone 'Cause she'll rage just like a river Then she'll beg you to forgive her She's every woman that I've ever known She's so New York and then L.A. And every town along the way She's every place that I've never been She's making love on rainy nights She's a stroll through Christmas lights And she's everything I want to do again It needs no explanation 'Cause it all makes perfect sense When it comes down to temptation She's on both sides of the fence No it needs no explanation 'Cause it all makes perfect sense When it comes down to temptation She's on both sides of the fence She's anything but typical She's so unpredictable Oh but even at her worst she ain't that bad She's as real as real can be And she's every fantasy Lord she's every lover that I've ever had And she's every lover that I've never had

What I've Learned About Friendship
What I've Learned About Friendship I've learned that there are many good friends around, but true best friends are hard to come by. I've learned that sometimes you love a best friend more than a boyfriend. I've learned that a best friend is more important than a boyfriend. I've learned that you can do something or nothing with a best friend and still have the best time. I've learned that a true friendship has many memories, both good and bad, but all important. I've learned that sometimes the most used part of a best friend is the shoulder you cry on, and the shoulder you are willing to lend. I've learned that when a best friend is happy, you find yourself happy too, even when it has nothing to do with you. I've learned that a best friend's family soon feels like your own. I've learned that the only one who truly understands is a true friend. I've learned that nothing ever sounds stupid, funny, or unbelievable to a best friend, and you never feel stupid saying w

Hey Ya
I haven't been on in awhile. Due to working a new job, going to school and also working on a new site. If anyone is interested in going to it I will be posting info on here periodically to make sure all of my friends get the opportunity to see the site. The new site is Wiifamiily. We are a young up and coming site. We are family based, and are LGBT friendly. We do not discriminate! Wiifamiily is a great place for boys and girls of all ages, races, and political back grounds. Even if you don't have a Wii, you can become a member. Get news, reviews of games, talk to users of the Wii, and post suggestions on the site. You can even make your own Mii! At this time we are offering to all of our new members free email and hosting for life! Don't miss out on this opportunity, join now! Thank you in advance for all your support. If you don't want to join, please vote for us, and click on the help us grow link. Click on some links. Browse around you will find we are trying our best t

A Friend That's Always There..
A Friend That's Always There If I could catch a rainbow I would do it just for you And share with you it's beauty on the days you're feeling blue If I could build a mountain you could call your very own A place to find serenity A place to be alone........... If I could take your troubles I would toss them in the sea But all these things I'm finding are impossible for me I cannot build a mountain or catch a rainbow fair But let me be what I know best A friend that's always there.

I Can Still Make Cheyenne
Her telephone rang 'bout a quarter to nine She heard his voice on the other end of the line She wondered what was wrong this time She never knew what his calls might bring With a cowboy like him, it could be anything And she always expected the worst In the back of her mind He said, it's cold out here and I'm all alone I didn't make the short go again and I'm coming home I know I've been away too long I never got a chance to write or call And I know this rodeo has been hard on us all But I'll be home soon And honey is there somethin' wrong She said, don't bother comin' home By time you get here I'll be long gone There's somebody new and he sure ain't no rodeo man He said, I'm sorry it's come down to this There's so much about you that I'm gonna miss But it's alright baby If I hurry I can still make Cheyenne Gotta go now baby If I hurry I can still make Cheyenne He left that phone danglin' off the hook Then slowly turned around and gave it one last look Th

Forsaken
Last night you looked at me And showed my future bright... Showed me what I'd nevr be Cause she is your only Light. Even if I was the mother of you line, The bearer of your name, You're never to be mine And you'd leave if she ever came. I'll never fill even the shadow she cast Or entirely share your life. In this race I finish last... This fate cuts deeper than a knife. Again in my life I see my place, Walking behind, and never at your side. Knowing your dreams are filled by her face... Its a fact I cannot hide. I must not have wish upon my star... And I am not going to be what you truely want. This life is beginning to scar, And your words will forever haunt. She who was lost within her mind And walked far away from you, Is where your heart is still aligned. How can your sight of her be so askew? In my mind the fears have crept. With a simple phrase my hopes were taken. These truths I am forced to accept, For you showed that I am Forsaken.

Up Date On Job
I just may quit because thinking about all that has happen I don't think this job is safe for me anymore. First off the guy pays under table in a public setting, secound I wont be able to work more then 10 days in the month of July and thirdly I don't think he is keeping me any way. If your lost read my other blog.

My First Time
Yes.. my very first blog.. Have you ever had a day like today. Where who ever you talked to you just wanted to punch in the troat. I had one of those days today. I was just pissed off all day and one of my sweet employees told me just to chill the fuck out! I really dont know why I had such a bad day but I was grumpy all dam day long. Now I am home and in relevent peace and quite and its all better. Jsut wish I had the day off tomarrow but no.. not untill Friday (of course its forcasted to rain). Friday will be a cool day. Going to my dads house to work on the Trike a bit more. I hope to get a few pictures of the trike up here this weekend. Its a project that we have been working on getting his custom trike back on the road this year. I should start a Trike blog.. actually that is what I will do. I will post pictures and let everyone know how its going. Our goal is to be done by the end of september and be riding it in November with licences. Also were going to Sterges in Aug

Brothers
There Are two brothers which I adore,they understand me,And sometimes I think It's my fault they fight or don't talk,I don't know,But one brother says that it's not me,it's just how being brothers work,Brotherly Love,Hate each other but when they need each other they love each other and are there for one another,Brother I've got your back,...It hurts me when they fight,But I love it when they stand together and are united,I have said to One of them if you feel that you need to duke it out with your brother than do so,just remember I care about you both,And I'm not taking sides,..."Just Remember that whatever happens it will never erase that you are brothers,"And if I had a brother,I would like him to be like these two,so kind,understanding,caring,and willing to stick up for me in a moment.~These brothers are like family to me. Thank You,... BROTHERS SHOULD NOT BE DIVIDED.

Help This Guy Please
Okay so i have to chose between this awesome guitarist/bass player or my brother....i'm completely stuck...need imput from outside sources...i promise i'll reward whoever may assist. Love ya J.phrey

New Site!! Check It Out!!!
I haven't been on in awhile. Due to working a new job, going to school and also working on a new site. If anyone is interested in going to it I will be posting info on here periodically to make sure all of my friends get the opportunity to see the site. The new site is Wiifamiily. We are a young up and coming site. We are family based, and are LGBT friendly. We do not discriminate! Wiifamiily is a great place for boys and girls of all ages, races, and political back grounds. Even if you don't have a Wii, you can become a member. Get news, reviews of games, talk to users of the Wii, and post suggestions on the site. You can even make your own Mii! At this time we are offering to all of our new members free email and hosting for life! Don't miss out on this opportunity, join now! Thank you in advance for all your support. If you don't want to join, please vote for us, and click on the help us grow link. Click on some links. Browse around you will find we are trying our best

Sleepy Little Everything
My life has taken me far and wide and very short of where I wanted to be but still I am finding contentment. Cancer sucks and I hate going to treatment and I wish that it would just go away. But it doesn't and thus I go each week to get the shots that are helping me live. I have this new life in and around me and its unsettling. I live in this sleepy little town and do sleepy little town things like play in the leaves with my brothers and sister. I find joy in the fog that rolls in at night. Its a different type of Lullaby here than in Vegas and I am not certain which I am holding more dear to me. College starts in the fall and life moves on. The loves of my past have come and gone and come back again, but I am finding that the silence of being alone is bliss. I don't need any one to make me happy and whole--its happening with out them and with out me really trying. This place makes you breathe, granted walking through the woods to get to the neighbors house helps, but your heart and s

Good Friend
Or should say was a good friend,,, this person in which I'm speaking of had a very close place in my heart and well now thats all over because I've removed em from my list do to the fact that she/he wasn't talking to me and most of you already know I'm not one to put up with shit like that,, if we're gonna be friends then so be it if not don't fucking bother ya know???

Where Do You Go From Nowhere??
I have made mistakes, many many vast and obvious ones. I am no angel nor have I claimed to be such. I have hurt those closest to me for reasons both justified with in my mind and those unforgivable. I have won a select few battles and ultimately lost the war. I have tossed aside what could have been my happieness for something that was quicker and easy. I have loved and I have hated, at times within the same moment. I have climbed beyond the wildest dreams of possiblities and fallen into the nothing of an empty existance. I have lost my soul to the biddings of others. And I have been a consuming entity that threatened the sanity of broken minds. I am a regret and an obession, usually for the same reasons. I have been everywhere and yet I am no where. So where do I go from here? Do I stand a chance from the firey pits of this hell I have created? Or can I create my own heaven among the flames? Will those who onced loved me ever love me again? Or will I find a new torment to my heart and

~~yearly Inspirations From Momma Loree~~
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What I Think (please Read)
You people think you have it so bad,with your problems like your boyfriend or girlfriend.That isnt anything think of all the people that have somethen that could really kill them like cancer or somethen like that.I mean think about it yall have it easy compared to them.Yall are all thinken what ever but if you really think about it we all complain about our lifes being so hard but those people with cancer or other stuff have to worry about if they are going to wake up tomorrow or how longer they have to live.. I think i have it pretty lucky to just have a whole in my heart i mean people think that im kinda wierd cause im just liven life like i dont have nothen wrong but i dont care cause mine can be fixed(hopefully) but the people with cancer 99% of the time cant be so im not preachen or nothen but please do me this think about what i just said please love Shelby Ginn

Letter To Myself
Dear Me, Yesterday I thought I knew how things were... But I started to see those lines begin to blur. I used to think this was living, I was made to be cold, hard and unforgiving.... I once was told he loved the color of my eyes after I had been crying. I think he just loved to see me dying. I was once told I hung the moon and stars. I think he thought I was like the girls at the bars. I once believed his bullshit, hook, line, and sinker. I now just see I wasn't much of a thinker. I had this image of my life with, so happy and so nice. I guess he never thought his bullshit wouldn't suffice. I was everything he had ever wanted. I was kept awake at night simply to be haunted. I was granted this hope to again live, I am learning to trust, love, and forgive... I wish he could see past his own pain. I need to hope for us to both be sane. I get held by arms, safe and warm. I am confused by this lack of norm. I became this feminine wreck. I simply want to ring h

Hey I Need All Bombers
WE NEED ALL BOMBERS IN NATIVE HUNNYS DAUGHTERS CONTEST AND LETS GET IN THERE AND BOMB THE HECK OUT OF IT FOR HER.THE CONTEST END THE 29TH AT MIDNIGHT.HERE IS THE LINK PLEASE COME HELP US OUT. THANK YOU,LOVEABLESISSY

Never
Never say "I love you" If you really don't care. Never talk about feelings If they aren't really there. Never hold my hand If you're gonna break my heart. Never say you're goin to make this work If you never plan to start. Never promise me the world If all you do is lie. Never say forever If your forever makes me cry...

Court Friday
I have court friday, again, Lawyer said he is going to try to get the charges dropped because i have proof where i was told they wanted to drop the charges, he said to bring everything with me. I'm also hoping they don't show up, will be easier to have them dropped if they don't show up and i've been told they don't know when court is. and i've also been told that they're just now getting a lawyer (tomorrow) will be a little late for him to do anything in court on friday. Other then postpone it, which is fine with me because if they postpone it that just means longer he goes without seeing his child. If they drop charges, i don't have to send child over there either (for other reasons) i've tried to settle out of court thru my attorney but guess they didn't agree which looks bad on them. So will find out.....

Writing Material Of Mine...
Attn: All readers... I am going to start periodically storing some of my fresh writing material here for those who are interested in reading... This one here is a paranormal romance... It starts of real slow, but you'll see it gets real interesting. Remember that this is the roughest of the rough drafts...lol *************************************************** As he closes his eyes and wipes the beads of sweat off his brow he can hear the laughter of three women off in the background. He glances at his watch and realizes how slow the day is dragging along. His production isn’t moving to swiftly either. Picking up the axe to continue chopping the wood for Mr. Woodrow when he hears splashing where the laughter of the women he heard earlier along with the combination of the water splashing and what sounded like women having a good time together caught his full attention, he immediately put the axe back on the ground and headed in the direction of the voices. “Amber c’mon! Yo

Own A Piece Of My Property
Want to have a special Mistress M piece for your collection?? I have scented panties & stalkings which I will drop in a sealed bag & mail to you. I will allow you the option to choose from: scented with My perfume (which I will choose of course) or unscented and worn! If you want to own a piece of My property and enjoy on My smell... contact Me for details. All transactions are made securely thru paypal, I will send you a payment request to the email address you provide, Item will be mailed once transaction is processed. It will arrive in a descreet package, in a sealed bag. Your privacy is guaranteed. email Me at bdsmistress-m@hotmail.com Now go shopping!!

The Only Way :(
The only way Some days I just wish. I could run and hide. No matter where I go. Suicide seems my only way. My life is not worth it. All this pain and suffering. I dont want to be here anymore. The only way is suicide. Nobody can help me. I cant fix myself. Nobody knows the real me. Suicide is the only way. I put on this false act. And slap a smile upon my face. When really Im dying inside. The only way is suicide. All I ever wanted was. To be loved and accepted. Just to feel the warth of your love. But you never loved or accepted me. Suicide is my only way. I hate you. Look at what you did to me. You broke my heart. You broke my spirit. You left me empty inside. Suicide is the way. You left me Hurt angry bitter and twisted. And becuase of you. Suicide is my only way

*rolls Eyes*
The next time I find a "Club FAR member" RAFing me I am considering denying their request without a thought. (Well... I rarely grant or deny without a thought. If I like you on the basis of prior conversation etc. then you've got a lot better chance of having a request accepted in any case, circumflexes not-cedilled... er.) Off to relax to a famous (in Britain) piece (that I don't know). Edit: I should emphasize- I'm not emphasizing some particular order, I'm suggesting (while I'm not generally a fan of over-strict, letter-over-spirit, adherence to the "Golden Rule") the importance of treating others as though they were (... at least, in some peoples' cases) deserving of equal respect to that which one gives 'self. ...

Complaining
I'm just gonna sit here and complain and throw myself a pity party, so it's probably best to not even bother reading this. I've only been doing it for 4 weeks, but I am so sick and tired of working 65+ hours a week. I don't have an actual real day off to myself until the 4th of July, and my last real day off was a week and a half ago. I work from 8 am to 10 pm somedays. I don't get enough sleep, I don't eat right, I'm always tired, I don't get very much free time, and now I am sick! I don't have TIME to be sick. I feel like I wasting my youth away working all the time, especially because if I only have to work one job for the day, all I wanna do is sleep the rest of it rather than go out. That's not good. I'm not depressed or anything, but I'm not happy either. I'm somewhere in the middle. The only thing that makes me feel good is the amount of money I will be making. Much more than I have ever seen before. They say money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll really get to find out if t

Sometimes.......
Sometimes I just need to cry, let it all out, when things get too hard to handle, then I'm fine again for awhile, is that wrong? Problem is, how can you cry on the shoulder of the one that hurt you to begin with? I can't do it anymore.... And you can't cry on the shoulder of somebody that doesn't 'really' know you either, because too many are too quick to judge you about that, as if you crying, stressing or having some very difficult times in your life is something that means you're somehow 'bad' in whatever way they're thinking in their own minds. So, what's a person to do, that has a caring heart,that actually "feels" things and can't deny that they're sensitive( and no, sensitive doesn't always have to mean 'bad' ).......? There's those that 'listen' but then the 'advice' they give to you is easier said than done, and sometimes I feel like I wish I could open up my mind and let them crawl in to that space for awhile, hand my life over to them and see how they'd 'work

Blast/vic Contest Open!!!!!!!!
Comment Bombing Allowed http://www.esnips.com/doc/8694886e-ed09-42db-9608-83e606d08fb7/Beautiful-In-My-Eyes-By-Me he wrote this song hope you enjoy it as much as i did please wish him well

Sleep
In the last few days I haven't been going to bed till around 4 in the morning,, I've tried taken a nap yet when laying down it doesn't seem as if I have went to sleep,, today I done the same an just couldn't fall asleep why hell you've got me, not sure what else to do ya know?

You
You fill me With the wonder of desire, You create in me A prison of longing for you, Your name Crosses my lips like a prayer, Your touch alone, Would calm my long aching nights My yearning The chains that hold me there, My body Responds to your very thought With blazing fire, The taste of you All that will quench my thirst, You, My salvation, my crucifiction My dream. CommentFever

Shtuff
Well, so far today's been ok~ i guess. I feel terrible... Been SOOO freaking sick... ugh i hate it... lol But i'm still going to work tomorrow been off for 2 days can't just keep not going to work... SO, Macy's here i come lol... no i love my job, it's great... i just have been SOOO sick.... but my job isn't too hard so i figure i'll go... so ya it works lol... anyhow... hmmm, what else to say... wanna hear something sad?? I've begun to feel lonely... like, i go to work, i come home, i go to work, i come home... sure i have tiff.... but it's like i miss the havinga guy around thing... i'm sure i'll get over it soon... it just sucks... anyhow, won't whine too much, just wanted to check in say i wasn't dead luv u all MWAH!

My 2 Cents On Fake Pics
WHO CARES!!! seriously im sick of it if u cant be bothered to take the time out and read/view their profile it is your loss and my status saying im gone doesnt mean foreva too (sorry haters wouldnt dream of makin u guys happy hehe) im just changin the channel and watchin a different soap opera for a change hehehehehehe (i really am goin to watch days of our lives blahahah) ill be back and less drama lets all hug and get along

~a Message From Me~
A message from Mikel : Sorry I didn't get to stay. To laugh and run and play. To be there by your side. I'm sorry that I had to leave. God sent me down to be with you, to make your loving heart anew. To help you look up and see Both God and little me. Mommy, I wish I could stay. Just like I heard you pray. But, all the angels did cry when they told little me goodbye. God didn't take me cause He's mad. He didn't send me to make you sad. But to give us both a chance to be a love so precious .. don't you see? Up here no trouble do I see and the pretty angels sing to me. The streets of gold is where I play you'll come here too, mommy, someday. Until the day you join me here, I'll love you mommy, dear. Each breeze you feel and see, brings love and a kiss from me. -Mikel John Hilger RIP--June 27, 1986-November 15, 1987 *You'd be 21 today- I miss you!!!!*

Poem For Mikel, By My Brother, Ken~
Mikey our mikey, our little man. god kept your lips silent, so only you knew the plan. no words needed to be spoken, an example for us all. our mikey,our little man. he never took a single step, and yet he has led us all. our mikey our little man, you always seemed six feet tall. every breath a miracle, every day was heaven sent. we thank you for all you've shown us. our mikey, our little man * Thank You, Ken. You will never know how much this meant*

The Good Napkins
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake ). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake). Now fast forward a few months....It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for al l of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling. Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arr

My Mood2
After hours of blaring music and chain smoking I feel a little better. For all the people who sent me messages thank you for caring. If I can ever help you out let me know. For everyone who ask no my bf is not to blame for my mood. He's actually a great guy and makes me very happy. Being hurt just really get s me down. I can currently only use one hand and it's messing with me.

Were You Born In September?
Your Birth Month is September Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years. You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love Your gemstone: Sapphire Your flower: Morning Glory Your colors: Brown and deep blueWhat Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Toil & Trouble
First off, I'm not whining, I'm venting... lol! I know the Lord is testing me and if not, the Devil is busy working on me these past weeks. More than likely, that's it. First, the family has been scrapping like dogs over a bone in the butcher shop alley, only there is no bone, not even a butcher shop. The, the ice maker in my freezer quit on the hottest, busiest weekend I had. Then I had to have 2 trees cut down to save the house foundation from crumbling into the center of the earth, a huge expenditure we can ill afford, but cheaper than lifting the house, ect. The cutters have stretched a couple days work into over a month. UGH! Then, the washer went belly up! Luckily, a friend of Larry's had new washer and dryer and delivered us their old ones, no guarantees, but who was asking? We got them hooked up, they work fine..... until the spin cycle. There I am riding the damned thing across my laundry room as it vibrated and snorted and I was screaming.... 'What a helluva R

Morons Or People =sheep
What is it today that cause most people to shirk their respective responsibilities. Wither it be Child Support, Abortion, Gay Rights, Moral Values, Disciplining, or any number of things. The fact that most people hide behind their respective "medications", and psychiatric counselors. "My parents didn't hug me enough, "I wasn't loved enough". All of these things are merely excuses for not pulling your share of the work load. The fact that most of us use our "medications" or psychiatric counselors to find and/or place blame on someone else instead of merely looking within is startling. Why do smokers who contract a disease related to the addiction sue the tobacco company?, Why do parent sue teachers who fail their children, and then complain about national education standards notbeing high enough? Is it that hard to look with in yourself and accept a little responsibility? I refer to a fellow authors work for the following passage: "The sheep are the people in

Love Is
Love Is Love gives a heart and soul reasons to hope. Love inspires you to dare what your mind says no too. Love makes hurt by not being there for you. Yet love is always lurking and looming upon us. Love can be magically. Love is about always having time to spend with that one certain special person in your life. My love is my heart and soul reasons for living. Am real man with a heart. One that is full of love and dreams. Love is the light within them that makes always see only you. Love is the moonlight upon full moon, and a sky full of gleaming stars that tell you of my love for only you. Love is the romance that must be from to you. ©2007 Steven Simmons

Time Spent
what do you do when you realize it just isn't worth it when the pain is just to much and what joy there was, is drown in tears what do you do when you keep searching and never finding what you are looking for or what you thought you wanted is not what it seems what do you do when you watch someone drift away and you have no control no way to bring them back what do you do when you know someone loves you with all they have and you simply do not love them back what do you do when struggle to take that next step because you are so bone weary that breathing hurts feeling so alone without a center blowing on the breeze and praying to find solace in the angle in your arms sleeping so peacefully true joy, true love, complete, and childlike to be carefree, to see life from three feet high and your biggest problem is finding duck before bed to feel so undeserving of this precious gift so torn by my heartache fear and helplessness tears fall as they always do

Love 2 Me
Love 2 Me Love 2 me.... Talking for your heart not your mind. Love 2 me.... Light within that special person eyes that is there only because of me. Love 2 me... A fire that will never within me. Love 2 me.... Is a kiss that is just not a kiss. Love 2 me.... Is fallen snow that refreshes life with new possibilities. Love 2 me.... Is spring upon a cold wintry night with you in arms. Love 2 me.... Is a rose blooming always from my love, even when life seem to harsh upon it. Love 2 me.... Is you being mine forever. ©2007 Steven Simmons

Dreaming Of Love....part 2
Dreaming of Love…..Part 2 Is dreaming of love ever real in reality? Dreaming of love as flickering stars above tells me of what will one day be within my reach. Dreaming of love is magically, but endless as time for this waiting heart. Dreaming of love is like butterflies within my heart and stomach. Dreaming of love is all that I have for now, till you come to me. I dream of the day, you and I are together as one. Dreaming of love under the moonlight is hoping the magic within the night will send you to me. My heart and soul is awaiting for you to awaken me from dream state, where I be no longer dreaming of love. Dreaming of love will ever end. I dream of love of still…. Dreaming of love that will be always with me, till the day I must go back home. So come to me, my dream love. ©2007 Steven Simmons

Dreaming Of Love......part 1
Dreaming of Love......Part 1 When I look up at the stars. I dream of love. Some where out there I know my love is waiting for me. So where is my love. Dreaming of love like me. All I have is dreaming of love that will be finally be mine. Am I living in a dream land of love that will never be mine to hold. Am I destiny to always live without love? Will there ever come a day that am no longer dreaming of love? I’m dreaming of love from a heavenly angel from heaven. Dreaming of love is sweet, But When will it be more than just a dream? Dreaming of love under the stars as I wish love was here holding me. ©2007 Steven Simmons

New Lounge
Starting Sautrday night we will be opening our new lounge called Chance Encounters!! It will be great music and just an awesome place to hang! Be sure to come in around 8:30PM CST! Thelink is: http://www.cherrytap.com/lounge.php?l=7238 Do NOT miss out on the fun! We hope to see you there! DJ Goddess Cali and DJ Yoda BTW - We are looking for talented and dedicated DJ's! Come to me if interested!

A Sweet Little Girl Needs Our Prays
My good friend BabyBoy-J just found out from his ex that his daughter and her granny were in a bad car accident. The granny died at the scene of the accident and now his preiocus little three year old is hooked up on machines in the CUU.... He has made so many pics for baby Kaleb and now its our turn to keep his little girl in our thoughts and prays.... He is a good father and is going through a hard time with this..So please keep him and his little girl in your thoughts and prays....

Sexual Zodiac
Libra You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

New Contest Started Today
THIS CONTEST IS FOR A 30 DAY BLAST AND MONTH VIC FIRST PERSON TO 50000 COMMENTS WINS PLEASE CLICK ON PIC LINK BELOW AND COMMENT BOMB THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!!! Music Video Codes By Music Jesus.com

Poem
I went out to the hazelwood, Because a fire was in my head, Cut and peeled a hazel wand, And hooked a berry to a thread; And when white moths were on the wing, And moth-like stars were flickering out, I dropped the berry in a stream And caught a little silver trout. When I had laid it on the floor And gone to blow the fire aflame. Something rustled on the floor. And someone called me by my name: It had become a glimmering girl With apple blossoms in her hair Who called me by my name and ran And vanished in the brightening air.

Am I Stalking You Or Why All The Luv?
One word. Points! And a little pay back to those that rate me as well. My current scheme is this. If you fan me, rate me an 11 or 10 or rate one of my photos an 11 I: Rate your profile a 10 (all I can) Become a fan of you Rate all the pics in your default folder (bandwidth allowing) On occasion I do this to random people I see go by with an interesting profile pic. Either way I get pretty good odds on those people coming back and rating more and fanning me. Lots of points for everybody. I used to only fan people I thought had interesting pics but started the above to improve the point flow. Now it is confusing as to which fans have the good pics so I'll drop them a friend request too. That reminds me I probably need to go through my fan list and drop a few friend requests. Basically if you not in my family then I really do not know much about you. But then as I see it this site is really all about the points. If you actually think I'm someone you would like to talk to

My Love
Staring at a blank screen waiting for your arrival but you never come. How could you leave me like this alone in a world so cold You told me you loved me with all your heart I should have known from the very start that our love would come to a bitter end. I will remain waiting for you, though, staring through my teary eyes and hoping for an I.M. that will never come knowing that I am just a figment from your past and that this is really the end.

Remember Me
If I have left a memory, and my name is called, do not weep, For i am with you in full spirit, I do not sleep. Dancing with the eternal winds that blow, i am the diamond glint in the fresh autumn snow. When gentle sunlight dancing on ripened grain field, Or a warm autumn rain that deep in your heart you felt. When you awaken in the morning silent hush, let me be your swift uplifing rush. Like a quiet bird in high circling flight, And the warmth of a soft summer night. Do not think of our days lost, with tears that cared But remember our joys and all the love we shared. The years past has made a mark deep into my soul, I have been taught to be graceful turning old. I have no regrets for the life i have lived or what i have done. I put myself equal to others, but second to none, And always holding the great spirit as nimber one...

The Scotsman
A Scotsman walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100? "Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again. "Listen you creep, I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the Scotsman runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?" She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars - Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there." So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them. The woman finally gets annoyed and

I Won't Disagee...
I love this song - for reasons that should be obvious to those who know and love me *lol* Yeah, and Kate Voegele rocks. Check out the vid below the lyrics and sing along! I Won't Disagee - Kate Voegele Ignorance is bliss You'd always hear me say But at times you can't deny Those eyes lookin' your way Let me begin by saying what I mean It's a crime against the heart you know To be somewhere in between Well don't be shy I've got an open heart and hand And I just might Have to confess just where I stand 'Cause lately you make me weaker in the knees And race through my veins baby every time you're close to me Take me away to places I ain't seen They say you've got a hold on me - And I Won't Disagree Rock-a-by my baby Don't be blue tonight Oh I'm on my way And I'm gonna make it right 'Cause I've got the feeling You'll be needing love And of all the lonely hearts You're the one I'm thinkin' of I've been told it's gonna take an iron hand To break

The Breeze!!!
Something happened when i woke up today, I saw the world in a different way. I leaned back and looked into the sky, I swear i could see your big blue eyes. Then the warmth of the sun became your embrace, and then i felt your hand touch my face. Then something happened I just couldnt believe, I felt you kiss me in a small gentle breeze. Now it's my turn to send you my love, I'll send it through nature and God above. Here's how you'll feel me and the love i send, Just step outside and into the wind. That's my love, the warmth of the sun, Those are our songs the birds do sing. The flowers and trees, are saying I miss you! Did you feel that breeze? That's me kissing you!!!

Stalker Chick ..not A Joke
Is there something in the water I walk alone every day wondering if i should check my shoulder when will she be there standing there to take me down is here mind unclear clouded by the haze she sees there is one thing she wants beyond life but will she take ones to have here little world complete Do i continue the mind games she plays or walk away

Are You More Like Jennifer Or Angelina?
You Are More Like Angelina Jolie Bad girl with a heart of gold. You are smart, sexy, and strong willed. You aren't against stealing another girl's man... If he's better off with you! Are You More Like Jennifer or Angelina?

Whoo Hoo!!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070627/people_nm/sales_dc Bon Jovi scores first No. 1 album since 1988 By Katie Hasty Wed Jun 27, 3:22 PM ET NEW YORK (Billboard) - Bon Jovi topped the U.S. album charts for the first time since 1988 on Wednesday, while rock duo the White Stripes scored a personal best with a No. 2 debut for their latest release. Bon Jovi's "Lost Highway" sold 292,000 copies in the week ended June 24, the rock troupe's biggest one-week sum since Nielsen SoundScan began tracking sales data in 1991. The Island/Mercury Nashville set is Bon Jovi's third No. 1 album, joining 1988's "New Jersey" and 1987's "Slippery When Wet." Sales were fueled in part by the group's new country fanbase, wrangled in with the Grammy-winning 2006 hit "Who Says You Can't Go Home" featuring Sugarland's Jennifer Nettles. The White Stripes' "Icky Thump" sold 223,000 copies. Jack and Meg White have enjoyed increasing success with each new album: 2005's "Get Behind Me Satan,"

:d
so today I worked from 10am to 2pm...met the guy who owns the store...wow lol niice guy but looks kinda mean but ohh well he was really nice to me...didnt get to say bye bkuz I pretty much left right away...*blushes* think I might get a talkin to bkuz of that but HEY! that was my scheduled time to be off..so no harm done Ooh after work I saw my baby nephew Billy Jay Jordan Raymond Morris (a namefull)..sooo freaaaakin adorable..I wanted to hold on to him for like ever :D took some really great pictures of him...lol my sister says his eyes are "gray blue" I said "stonewash" haha shez like "YEAAAH STONEWASH"...lol I love it well what else...ohh nothing really just relaxed and what not..travelled home for the night...work again on friday morning at 10am another bright and early day :D anywayz that is it for today :P

9-11 Inside Outside,written By Lesli Johnson My Best Friend Missys Daughter
Inside I cry helplessly,smpathy for the familys who lost ones they love. Inside I feel like I can help,I want to but I can't. Inside is the pain and anger about that september day when everyone felt like the world stopped turning. Outside the staue of liberty weeping a tear. Outside I am thrying to stand strong,I want to cry,but nothing will come out. Outside the towers stand,minutes later innocent people doing thier jobs are dead. She wrote this back 9-15-2001 when she was 12.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?
The Keys to Your Heart You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. Your ideal relationship is comforting. You crave a relationship where you always feel warmth and love. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

Cuties Kid On Ct Contest! Now Open To Vote!
Cuties Kid On CT Contest! I need pics of kids for this plz! 1st Kid is...... with 1 comments! 2nd Kid is...... with 1 comments! Comment bombing allowed and Self bombing allowed! 2 Gifts from gift shop per winner! If u want to enter the contest plz send me link to ur pic in my messages or tell me and i will rip it for u ! Contest will start on 6/27 thur 7/03 Thanks Maria Click on pic to enter contest! ~~AnGeLHeArT~*Majorboredum* LoVeR69*~~ Owner Of *AnGeL FaMiLy *&* A.F.H.* ~~ Plz Sign My Guess Book Plz...LOL@ CherryTAP

Morning At 6pm?
Aha, well today I woke up at 6pm and i'm sure i'll be awake till 6am tomarrow morning :p I'm sure we all do it here (well maybe). On one of my recent polls, like 90% of people here are like night owls :D Anyways, I gotta prolly work tonight for my uncle. He does silk screening, so that means he prints on t-shirts. I reckon that we'll be working till 4am maybe 5 :D Wish me luck!

K Its Time....
Tonight I will no longer have internet at home, The only way to get ahold of me online is monday through friday at 8pm til 9-930pm an then 11-1130 til 1am. I went to work today at 445 an just got a phone call from my girl an my lil sister that everything is almost moved. Its almost 9pm im scared to see all this. Its the first time I didnt have to move anything. GRR.. i dont like it when people do things by there selfs cause then they bitch later on. But it was all up to them. My girl had my mothers van an moved everything in it. umm wow... Im shocked lol... Well i better get back to work yay... Take care ~Shorty~

The Scoop
ok so i moved again i live in costamesa and i may be moving to kentucky soon bah i got a new phone cause i got pissed threw my other one and broke it so i have no ones number so call me and give me your numbers bitches

What Number Are You?
You Are 4: The Individualist You are sensitive and intuitive, with others and yourself. You are creative and dreamy... plus dramatic and unpredictable. You're emotionally honest, real, and easily hurt. Totally expressive, others always know exactly how you feel. At Your Best: You are inspired, artistic, and introspective. You know what you're thinking, and you can communicate it well. At Your Worst: You are melancholy, alienated, and withdrawn. Your Fixation: Envy Your Primary Fear: To have no identity Your Primary Desire: To find yourself Other Number 4's: Alanis Morisette, Johnny Depp, J.D. Salinger, Jim Morrison, and Anne Rice. What Number Are You?

More Of Wwe Info On Benoit Story
WWE.com learned from an interview conducted Tuesday by Vancouver’s News1130 that Chris Benoit’s son Daniel possibly suffered from Fragile X Syndrome, a genetically passed-on condition that results in impairments ranging from physical and learning disabilities, to more severe cognitive or intellectual disabilities. In the interview with News1130, Pam Winthrope, whose own 12-year-old son suffers from Fragile X Syndrome, recounted how she and her husband talked to Benoit about the condition five years ago. “We talked to him because I was trying to set up a support group in B.C. and in Canada; we only have a couple of them,” she said. “My husband was struggling when we got diagnosed with our son, and Chris was struggling with his. They talked for a few minutes, and then he said he didn’t want to be a public face for Fragile X. He just wanted to keep it really, really quiet.” A source close to Benoit recalls similar conversations with him, where he described his son’s condition as

These Chains
chained up in a darkeness I don't dare try to understand can't even wander aimlessly across this barren land held captive by my pain by the anguish in my heart to protect myself all i can do is stand here apart. light come back to this place break these chains free show me what happiness is like please, hear my plea i need to be released from this dark world i wander please... now... before my soul it does squander break free these chains take me out of the dark please just a little bit of light just one little spark

You Are An Internet Addict When...
1.) You refer to going to the bathroom as downloading. 2.) You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened. 3.) Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom. 4.) Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS. 5.) You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one. 6.) You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com" 7.) Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV. 8.) You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives. 9.) Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like. 10.) All of your friends have an @ in their names. 11.) When looking at a web page full of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple. 12.) Your dog has its own home page. 13.) You can't call your mother.

Funny Bumper Stickers:
* Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot. * Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control. * We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart? * He who laughs last thinks slowest. * Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. * It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you. * Auntie Em, Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy. * Time is what keeps everything from happening at once. * I get enough exercise just pushing my luck. * All men are idiots, and I married their King. * Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician. * Montana -- At least our cows are sane! * Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. * Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. * Where there's a will, I want to be in it. * OK, who stopped payment on my reality check? * Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it. * I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. * Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW. * Ti

100 Way To Order Pizza
100 Ways to Order a Pizza 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use CB lingo where applicable. 4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." 6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder. 7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up. 8. Answer their questions with questions. 9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and ask if they have something outlandishly sinful. 10. Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE. 11. Tell them to put the crust on top this time. 12. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD. 13. Do not name the toppings you want.

Big Sexy No More,,,,
OK,,TO ALL OF MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS,,I HATE TO SAY THIS,BUT,YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, I RESIGNED TODAY. TOO MANY PERSONAL ISSUES TO DEAL WITH. THE ONE PERSON THAT I WANT TO READ THIS ,MORE THAN LIKELY WON'T, BUT I WILL SAY I AM SORRY,FOR EVERYTHING. FOR NOW,,I'M STILL ON CT,,NOT SURE FOR HOW LONG THOUGH. I DO,,HOWEVER WANT TO SAY THANKS TO EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WHO PARTIED WITH ME IN THE nWo/CGW/NO LIMIT LOUNGE. WE HAD SOME GREAT TIMES,AND I HAVE A LOT OF FOND MEMORIES, THAT'S WHY THIS IS SO HARD. BUT,I DO FEEL IT'S BEST FOR NOW. I LOVE YOU GUYS,DON'T BE A STRANGER !!!!! Shea

4 Letter Words
A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, "How was the honeymoon?" "Oh, mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic..." Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4 letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!" "Sarah, Sarah," her mother said, "calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you, mama," wept the daughter, "I'm so embarrassed they're just too awful! Come get me, please!" "Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset.... Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!"

Prayer ... Kalebs Update
Wednesday, June 27, 2007 Prayer So much news. Kaleb is still doing pretty well. He is sleeping and snoring away right now. He is proped up on a Boppy pillow, he seems to like this posistion much better than any. Where do I start? They have stopped giving him the interthecal treatments as of Monday. They still have to have 3 negative cultures from the CSF before we are able to take off all of the isolation gear. But the infection is pretty much gone.I am looking forward to this day. His nurse today seems to think that we should be able to walk in his room with out all of the stuff on by tomorrow. YAY! They also clamped the drain coming out of his brain and started to constently moniter his Intercranial Pressure. This isn't going very well though... His pressure seems to shoot up to the mid 20's which is not good. This is an indication that he will probably have to have an permenate internal shunt put in that drains CSF into his stomach. The Nuerosurgeons have yet to

A Sexy Friend Wrote This For Me
They had been talking on yahoo for many months. They told each other everything about there lives up to this point and about what they did that day... and had had some really hot cyber sex. One day they decided to meet each other for diner and a movie. They decided to meet at a local coffee shop in her hometown. She was sitting at one of the tables with a beautiful sundress and cute little sandles, he walked in wearing white jeans and silk black button shirt holding a single red rose. He walked over and sat beside her. He said, "Hi" and she as always blushed alittle and said, "Hi". He stood up and asked, "Shall we?" and she said, "Ok". They had a wonderful time at dinner talking and flirting some. Then they went to see a movie. During the movie their hands began roaming and they were glad that they sat in the last row all alone. They began kissing and getting really hot for each other. When the movie ended he said he had a room waiting if she wanted to joim him, she

Single Woman's Prayer
Single Woman's Prayer Now I lay me down to sleep. Please don't send me no more creeps. Please just send me one good man. One without a wedding band. One good man who's sweet as pie. Who brushed his teeth and doesn't lie. Who dresses neat and doesn't smell. And is sexy like my man Denzel. Is super-rich like Michael J. On second thought, that's okay. Man, if I should die before I wake, that would truly take the cake; No matrimony or honeymoon. No fancy reception planned for June. No throwing of the wedding bouquet. Please, God, don't let me go out that way. If I die before I meet Mr. Right I won't go out without a fight. But then again with my luck, He'd probably be just some schmuck. The single life is not that bad I know it's just a passing fad. I won't be blue. I will not frown. Besides, I like my toilet seat down. No more makeup, won't comb my hair. So never mind this stupid prayer. The single life will do just fine. So what's up, girlfriend? IT'S

Men Are Like.......
Men are like....... .....Placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. .....Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. .....Bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly. .....Government bonds. They take so long to mature. .....Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it. .....Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright. .....Bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. .....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it. .....Curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair. .....Mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs. .....Handguns. Keep one around long enough, and you're going to want to shoot

What A Woman Says, And A Man Hears...
What a woman says: "This place is a mess! C'mon, you and I need to clean, Your stuff is lying on the floor and you'll have no clothes to wear if we don't do laundry right now!" What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW"

101 Reasons Why Women Prefer Cucumbers To Men
101 Reasons why women prefer cucumbers to Men 1. The average cucumber is at least 6 inches long. 2. Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3. Cucumbers won't tell you size doesn't count. 4. Cucumbers don't get too excited. 5. Cucumbers never suffer from performance anxiety. 6. Cucumbers are easy to pick up. 7. You can fondle a cucumber in a supermarket.... and you know how firm it is before you take it home. 8. Cucumbers can get away any weekend. 9. With a cucumber you can get a single room.... and you won't have to check-in as Mrs. Cucumber. 10. A cucumber will always respect you in the morning. 11. You can go to a movie with a cucumber.... and see the movie. 12. You can go to a drive-in with a cucumber.... and you can stay in the front seat. 13. With a cucumber you can always wait until you get home. 14. A cucumber won't eat all the popcorn.... or send you out for Milk Duds. 15. A cucumber won't drag you to a John Wayne Film Festival. 16. A cucumber won't ask: "Am I the firs

Not Responding
What are friends if they come on the site to chat, you give them a shout...no answer.You give them another shout maybe half an hour later....still no answer.You give them a third shout.....still no answer but yet they say you are there friend.Every friend that I have here on ct if I didn't say hi to them at least once a day when I come on I don't feel good,to me it looks like I didn't care to chat with them.Well that is what is happening to me now.I'm fed up with friends who say that they are my friends just for the trip of it.

Wife Has The Last Say...
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was bending over, weeding flowers from the flower bed. So the man says to his wife "Your rear end is almost as wide as this grill" She ignores the remark. A little later, the husband takes his measuring tape and measures the grill, then he goes over to his wife while she is bending over, measures her rear end and gasps, "Geez, it really IS as wide as the grill!" She ignores this remark as well. Later that night while in bed, her husband starts to feel frisky. The wife calmly responds, "If you think I'm gonna fire up the grill for one little wiener, you are sadly mistaken."

"dragon Sightings."
"Dragon sightings." Sightings. From pre-Christian times until the late 17th century, dragons roamed all over Europe. They have been observed by knights, historians and naturalists. 1. Scandinavia: Recorded in 1572, a dragon inhabited the area north of Lapland. The region was so desolate that the dragon was reduced to a diet of mice. 2. London, England: On November 30, 1222, dragons were seen over the city. The flight preceded - and may have caused thunderstorms and severe flooding. 3.Henham, Essex, England: An amphiptiere nine feet long was discovered on a hillock near the town in 1669. The terrifying serpent remained in the area for some months but inflicted no actual harm. 4. Ireland: According to legends, Tristan of Lyonesse slew a dragon here in the 11th century. The commentator Giraldus Cambrensis, however, announced in 1188 that Ireland was free from all dragons, possibly from the intervention of Saint Patrick in the 5th century. 5. P

" Dragon Names."
" Dragon names." Beowulf's Dragon. Legendary hero Beowulf was finally killed in combat with a dragon. The hero's sword broke allowing the dragon to bite him - Beowulf later died from the poison. Brinsop Dragon. A British dragon that lived in a well in Duck's Pool Meadow in Brinsop. It was killed by a local knight - some say Saint George. Eingana. Snake goddess from aboriginal mythology. She is the creator goddess and also goddess of death. If she dies, so does the entire world. George's Dragon. The dragon killed by Saint George, patron Saint of England. It appears not to have a specific name of its own. The Henham Dragon. A British dragon which was documented flying over the village of Henham in 1669. It was later claimed to have been a hoax perpetrated with the aid of a nine-foot long model dragon. The Knucker. A British water dragon from Sussex. The Lambton Wyrm. An English dragon, the Wyrm was accidentally caught by John Lambton whilst fishing.

Gynaecologist
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does he says to the woman: "Do you know what I`m doing ?" "Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "Correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I`m doing now", he says. "Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "That`s right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know," he pants "what I`m doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You`re getting herpes."

What Ever Happened To Common Sense?
As many of you currently know I have been doing the research for a book. The book will be titled something like "Common Sense" or " How American's failed the system" something along those lines. Here is the table of Contents and a brief summary of the chapters contained therein: Introduction: Me saying "HI" and then hitting you in the head with a brick! Also an explanation of my standing on these issues, and the "what gives me the right to judge" statement. Morons or People = Sheep: An analysis of modern America with a compelling argument stating that America is running rampant and the Government has done nothing about it. Religion: A comparison of modern religions and their views on topics that are front page headlines. Food: Notice that Americans are the fattest people in the world. A look at how we got there and why. Sex: The Issue of sexual freedom (fetishes/gay/deviances) as practiced by americans and the way they are viewed by mainstream america. And why Americ

"about Dragon’s.”
\"About Dragon’s.” The Origins of the Dragon. Webster\'s Dictionary: drag.on \'drag-en n dracon-, Draco serpent, Dragon, [fr.GK drakon; akin to OE torht bright, Gk derkesthai to see, Look at] 1 archaic: a huge serpent 2: a fabulous animal usually represented As a monstrous winged and scaly serpent or saurian with a crested head And enormous claws. Dragon (drag\'-on) n. a fabulous winged reptile Represented as breathing out fire and smoke. Dragons and similar mythical beasts are part of folklore or written Tradition in a wide range of cultures. Chinese traditions of dragons go Back over three millennia; ancient Greek myths have their dragons, as do Norse, European and American. In most cultures the dragon is almost always the embodiment of evil. A powerful beast to be vanquished by the inferior, but resourceful human hero. In particular in Babylonian, Egyptian, classical and Jewish myths dragons were destructive and symbolized chaos, while Christianity identified

For Our Boys!!
MISSLONGLEGGZZ WANTS YOU! TO COME SEE ME SHOWING MY SUPPORT AND SALUTE TO THE MILITARY. THIS IS THE SEXXY MILITARY SALUTE CONTEST AND I WOULD LOVE YOU TO HELP ME WIN A BLAST! 1 RATE = 10 POINTS SO RATES MEAN ALOT! 1 COMMENT = 1 POINT. PLEASE COME RATE MY PIC AND LEAVE A COMMENT.

Wednesday 06/27/2007
A thought for the day from: Peter Britt "My mistress, she calls me each day longing for my touch. Her cries beg for my flesh upon her. Beckoning me to caress her, to hold her close against me. She yearns for my return each night. She calls my heart and soul, I cannot resist my hands running slowly over the gentle curves of her body, excited by her form and supple features. The feel of her smooth neck, so alluring. Her sweet voice entices me. Few can match her desire and lustful ways. Her satisfaction as a mistress is complete, all 12 strings of her." © 1998 Peter Britt Krystal Vision Productions

Life And Gov.
Like a lot of folks who have a job, they work and they get paid. They pay > taxes and the government distributes taxes. > > In order to get that paycheck, workers are required to pass a random urine > test, with which they have no problem. > > What they do have a problem with is the distribution of taxes to people > who don't have to pass a urine test. > > Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because > workers have to pass one to earn it for them?? > > Please understand, there is no problem with helping people get back on > their feet. > > On the other hand, there is a a problem with helping support a welfare > recipient's drug/alcohol habit. > > Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to > pass a urine test to get a public assistance check????? > > Please pass this along if you agree or simply Delete it if you don't. Hope > you all will pass it along, though. > > Something has to change in this count

Forum
Hey everyone, One of my fans made me a forum. So if you feel like you want something extra to do come on by and add some jokes, things about yourself, or just anything at all and help me get it going :0) http://www.s8.createphpbb.com/southerncharms/index.php?mforum=southerncharms pimpfarmer.com XOXO, Me

Sleeping With The Eneme!
one decision flows into the next. the moments consume me in an avalanche. life tumbles down its steep mountain slope. and all those tiny instances come together in a fury of if's. is this the darkness, is that what i am in, or are my eyes closed so tight that i can't tell the difference. is this life, is that what i've been given, or just a parody of life that skirts the window, but cannot open it. where were we then? in tufts of lies falsely blessed. with desire as the needle filled with with potions so addictive, i emptied it into my veins. always believing that tomorrow woud be my friend.yeah right, my friend. never thinking about all the beds it had slept in and abandoned like a cheap whore before it was in these sheets upon which i lay... i slept with the enemy too long before i knew i was it. so many locks, so few keys.

Help!! Please!!1
Ok this is going to be the LAST contest i enter being i dont do so well in them so if anyone would like to help it is for a 30 day blast hosted by CUP of Joe.. I honestly do my best to get around to help my friends contest.so please help if you get a moment!! thanks so much

Dennis Miller Goes Nuclear On Harry Reid
I saw this show and was mad because I did not record it----now I've got it, and I'm going to keep it. http://hotair.com/archives/2007/06/10/video-dennis-miller-goes-nuclear-on-harry-reid/

Why Me
I take a deep breathe , and i try to clear my mind, but you keep remaining there, like you do all of the time. Why cant i let it be, why cant it all just stop, i cant even look at you, because my heart beat drops. In a room full of people, or us alone in your room, it doesnt matter where we are, Just as long as im with you. You look at me with those eyes, and i wonder what it is you see, Hoping that its the world, and you spending the rest of it with me. I had waited so long, to meet someone like you, and now that its here, im not even sure what to do. Waiting seems impossible, time seems to be standing still, I just want to know what is going on, I want to know what you feel. No one said that you have to love me right away, love takes time, but i can tell that i will fall in love with you someday. I know it seems like, I am saying alot of things, im telling you, that i've never felt like this, im even seeing you in my dreams. I dont know why god picked you , fo

Rating
I rate everyone a 10. What i hate the most is when people rate lower to help them think there all that which pisses me off.. Im the nicest person you will meet till u do stupid stuff then you will get paid back 3 to 4 times on what you did.. UGGGGGGGG morons i tell you..

Basic Rules
BASIC RULES: 1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real NJ driver never uses them. 2. Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the person in front of you, or the space will be filled by another driver putting you in an even more dangerous situation. 3. Crossing two or more lanes in a single lane-change is considered going with the flow. 4. The faster you drive through a red light the slimmer the chance of you getting hit. 5. NEVER EVER come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will inevitably result in you getting rear ended. 6. A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left hand lane waiting for the same assholes to squeeze back in line before hitting the construction barriers. 7. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork, NJ is a no fault insurance state and the other guy doesn't

My Mood
My mood has not really improved from last night. It is in fact worse. I am not going to be online but will have my cell phone on. If you know you cheer me up feel free to call. Otherwise I'm gonna go cry, scream throw things, and smoke too much!!! And yes know I don't normally smoke but right now I do. I'm really sorry I'm being bitchy guys but I'm in a lot of pain right now.

Calories Counter....
Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories... REMOVING CLOTHES With partner's consent... 12 calories Without partner's consent... 187 calories UNHOOKING BRA Using two calm hands... 7 calories Using one trembling hand... 36 calories GETTING INTO BED Lifting partner... 1.5 calories Dragging partner along floor... 16 calories Using skateboard... 3 calories ACHIEVING ERECTIONS For normal healthy man... 2.5 calories Losing erection... 14 calories Searching for it... 115 calories PUTTING ON CONDOM With erection... 1.5 calories Without erection... 300 calories INSERTING DIAPHRAGM If the woman who does it is: Experienced... 6 calories Inexperienced... 73 calories If a man does it... 650 calories Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room. POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS Bouncing... 7 calories Sliding around... 9 calories Serious skidding... 12 calories Whipl

Pleasure And Pain Are Synonymous
The world has no dimension but the material kind. The only rational response to the forces of nature and of human civilization was to attempt to dominate them rather than be humbled by them. If there were no spiritual side to life, then there could be no such thing as love except in the mind of fools; for love is a stae of spirit, not of flesh. In a view, tenderness has no place is a sexual relationship. At its best, sex is a chance for the dominant person to express control of the submissive partner. The fierceness of the dominance and the completeness of the submission leads to satisfaction of greater intensity than love could provide even if love existed. Because PLEASURE and POWER are synonymous to one another, the intensity of satisfaction is directly proportional to the cruelty to which one uses their partner.

If It Looks Like Rain Then It Most Likely Is
One love, one glance, if everyone could just get that second chance. Divine, so fine, your lips upon mine Slowly determining, what my heart is burning for. These words, you will see, will mean everything . I hate with my heart, and i love with my hands but once id like, to stop and take a stand So hard i feel, when my mind is on you. So blind, i cant see, anything anymore. You know, i cant, stop what im doing, And i care, so much, when i stare back into your eyes Even if i cant tell you how i feel I can make you feel things thats not even real. These choices ive made, reflect on my tommorow and i dont want you to give me any sorrow. I want just for once, to let go of my thoughts so many years i have fought, and i have fought.....and yet im still fighting Tell me what i need, and i will do what i can No promises would i ever make, but no promise is never withheld. I cant give you me, i can give you whats left If you dont want wha

Laws Of Calling Customer Or Technical Support And Getting What You Want.
Laws Of Calling Customer or Technical support and getting what you want. 1. No matter how pissed off upset or concerned you are DO NOT begin listing off everything you've done with this monitor from the time you bought it the second someone picks up the phone. The person you're talking too doesn't need to know half the stuff you tell them and you'll end up repeating yourself. 2. DO NOT be rude and DO NOT be chipper. I can almost guarentee the person you're talking to isn't in a great mood. Being overly happy will annoy them. And being rude will get you no where but a quick fix instead of what you're after. 3. DO NOT yell or swear at the agent. They are allowed to hang up on you and usually have the power to cancel your warranty and never help you again. 4. DO NOT berate the agent. Its not thier fault you have a problem and they want it fixed as much as you do. 5. DO NOT call for technical support and then assume you know better than they do. Its thier job to fix your com

101+ Contradicitons In The Bible
101 Clear Contradictions In The Bible NOTE: All the contradiction from 102 to 116 were added by me. I am still adding more of them. - Wikkid 1. Who incited David to take a census of (count) the fighting men of Israel? (a) God did (2 Samuel 24:1) ( b ) Satan did (I Chronicles 21:1) 2. In that count how many fighting men were found in Israel? (a) Eight hundred thousand (2 Samuel 24:9) ( b ) One million, one hundred thousand (I Chronicles 21:5) 3. In that same count how many fighting men were found in Judah? (a) Five hundred thousand (2 Samuel 24:9) ( b ) Four hundred and seventy thousand (I Chronicles 21:5) 4. God sent his prophet to threaten David with how many years of famine? (a) Seven (2 Samuel 24:13) ( b ) Three (I Chronicles 21:12) 5. How old was Ahaziah when he began to rule over Jerusalem? (a) Twenty-two (2 Kings 8:26) ( b ) Forty-two (2 Chronicles 22:2) 6. How old was Jehoiachin when he becam

It's All You
You will never solve your problems by getting other people to change. The way to move beyond whatever is holding you back is to make positive changes within yourself. The problem is not the particular situation you are in. The problem is the way you interpret and relate to that situation. The problem is not the way you are treated by others. The problem is the way you allow the actions of others to affect you. The problem is not what has happened in the past. The problem is that you're letting it continue to hold you back. Take complete responsibility for a problem, and suddenly you are ninety percent of the distance toward solving it. For when you truly take responsibility, you gain real and powerful control. Fully accept that it is up to you to get where you choose to go. And you'll find everything necessary to make it so. -- Ralph Marston

Sophie.
Hello all I just thought I would log on for a second and pass on the happy news to all my freinds. Sophie Elizabeth B. was born at 2:36 a.m. mountain standerd time this morrning, Her weight was 7 lbs. 12 ounces. and is as healthey as a horse. Mommy & Babby are both doing fine and as you can see by the pics here Sophie is wresting comfortably. When I asked her for a comment on the days events, I got nothing. I will sign off now and am gunna head back to the hospital you all have a great night. You can check out my wifes profile here if you would like. ¢¾ S~E~X~Y ¢¾ D.M.C. {Head Plunder Bunny} Pirate queen & ROOT BEER GODESS!@ CherryTAP CAPTAINDRAGON

Life Is Always Suger Coated
Life is always sugar coated Ive tried so hard to please you Ive tried so hard to be me Ive learned alot of lessons And this world isnt getting easy I live my life, i try to at least I cant get ahead, because im stuck, im torn, im beat So tired My eyes My mind My life It doesnt matter because its all a game It will never be alright You try to understand You try to reach out You try to do you best for me In your words, not actions, and thats what is lacking now I know you think its the right thing to do To tell me you have been there before Your not in my brain, You cant lie to me anymore These feelings i have Arnt just feelings I cant explain what they are But me, they are killing You can like me, or you can die No matter what....these things i cant deny Its apart of me now Its apart of my soul And now this part of me thats living Its just ready to let go

Losing My Heart
JUST SMASH MY HEART WITH A BASEBALL BAT, LEAVE ALL THE PIECES WHERE THEY ARE AT, HE IS LEAVING,...MY LOVE, AM I LOSING IT ALL??? OR JUST MY HEART AND WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY, BREAK MY VASE,TAKE ALL MY ROSES,... FOR TONIGHT YOU WON'T DRY MY TEARS, I AM LOST NOW,WHO WILL CALM MY FEARS,??? THERE IS THAT SONG, THAT MAKES ME THINK OF YOU, BUT IN MY HEART WHATS LEFT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE TRUEBLUE,...Mr. Big Videos

Shipping
I swore into the army today. I will be shipping out on the 9th of July. I will be a Quartermaster and Chemical Repair. From the 9th of July till approximatly round christmas you will not be seeing me on here. so if anyone has any questions on how it is going you can speak with my wife redhottempered and please help support her in this time of loneliness while i am away. thank you all and godbless

Pre-booty Call Agreement
THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over- unless very good and needs to be repeated in the morning. 2.No meeting in public-except to get drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9pm-we don't have shit to talk about. 4.It is not "LOVEMAKING"- only vigorous mind blowing sex allowed. 5. No EMOTIONAL discussions(i.e. Where are we going with this? Do you love me?) THE answer is NO so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance- That is why you are called "THE BACK-UP" 7. ALL GIFTS ARE ACCEPTED- money is best. 8. NO baby talk shit- Dirty talk on the other hand is welcome. 9. No asking for comparisons with other partners- NUN YA BIDNESS. 10. WE are not "Friends with Priviledges"- We are not friends, we know each other and we happen to fuck on occasion. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is ok- Do not get offended. 12. No extra clothing- I don't want shit of yours "forgotten" when you leave. 1

Congratualations Bet Award Winners
These are the winners of the 2007 BET Awards: Female R&B artist: Beyoncé Male R&B artist: Ne-Yo Group: Gnarls Barkley Gospel artist: Kirk Franklin Hip-hop artist: T.I. New artist: Jennifer Hudson Collaboration: Runaway Love by Ludacris with Mary J. Blige Video of year: Irreplaceable by Beyoncé, directed by Anthony Mandler Actor: Forest Whitaker Actress: Jennifer Hudson Male athlete: LeBron James Female athlete: Serena Williams BET J-cool like that: Gerald Levert Viewers' choice:Stuntin' Like My Daddy by Birdman and Lil Wayne

Blogging
Hey all I thought I'd do this blog simply for fun...I get alot of great emails and this is the perfect place to share them. So check daily...as I'll try to keep it updated daily. And I dont want it to be a soap box for me...although I ma have to start one for that too!!! LOL ONE LAWYER YOU HAVE TO LOVE As most of you receiving this know, New Orleans residents are challenged often with the task of tracing home titles back potentially hundreds of years. With a community rich with history stretching back over two centuries, houses have been passed along through generations of family, making it quite difficult to establish ownership. Here's a great letter an attorney wrote to the FHA on behalf of a client that I thought was absolutely priceless!! This is one lawyer you gotta love!!...... It's too good not to share! A New Orleans lawyer sought an FHA loan for a client. He was told the loan would be granted, if he could prove satisfactory title to a parcel of

What The F#&k
You only live life once, dont waste it by making others happy when you are not !! We must be happy for ourselves, foremost and only for us. Life is way too short to wait till someone comes along to do this for us, live life for YOU not for anyone else. BE HAPPY!!!!! MAKE YOURSELF HAPPY !!!! HUGGS and KISSES !!!!!

My Dream - Like Vision
I close my eyes and bring my mind to ease Visioning myself on a beach of quietness I’m walking through the whirls of the wind As they’re carrying me down the shoreline Opening my arms I spin and dance with the wind Feeling free and my soul uplifting I stop and look to my right as the ocean’s inviting me in Glancing above I see the sun as it holds no prejudice against me Sharing all of its warmth I continue to walk on this peaceful land While my hair leaves my shoulders to fly free in the wind As my body absorbs the salty air I dream myself into your arms Where I gather a sense of security A shield that fights for my safety The touch of your hand to mine Is so soft and gentle I can fear nothing To be near you in this dream of mine Is something I will never forget It’s that special feeling I cherish so much in my heart I open my mind to where I am What I’m doing and where I want to be And nothing seems more right Than here with you Soon the alarm goes off and m

What Is A Juggalo?
what is a juggalo/juggalete? To all the juggalos and juggalettes, im sorry but today people are "juggalos" for the wrong reasons. i am sending this out to tell you all that there a many people out there shaming our name and disgracing the family. read this and youll get what i mean WHAT DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JUGGALO/LETTE... 1) you are NOT a juggalo if the only reason you want to be is because its "cool" 2)you are NOT a juggalo if you call EVERY JUGGALO YOU meet a jugahoe 3)you are NOT a juggalo if you think you are more "down" because you have more shirts then someone else 4)you DO NOT have to do drugs to be down 5) wearing your paint in public DOES NOT make you better than a juggalo who doesnt 6)you do NOT have to flash your tits to be a juggalette (but if you want to I'm all for it) 7)getting good grades and carring about school DOES NOT make you a juggahoe 8)you do NOT have to own a hatchetman charm to be more "juggalo" than someone else 9)you ar

Sophies First Day.
Hello all SEXY'S freinds this is her Husband I just thought I would log on for her and pass on the happy news to all her freinds. Sophie Elizabeth B. was born at 2:36 a.m. mountain standerd time this morrning, Her weight was 7 lbs. 12 ounces. and is as healthey as a horse. Mommy & Babby are both doing fine and as you can see by the pics here Sophie is wresting comfortably. When I asked her for a comment on the days events, I got nothing. I will sign off now and am gunna head back to the hospital you all have a great night. CAPTAINDRAGON

Faster-than-light Take: Live Free Or Die Harder With A Vengeance
You know that feeling of excitement and dread you get simultaneously every now and then? That's what I got upon first hearing of the development of a new Die Hard flick. The first two reign in my mind as the best modern-day action movies ever. The plot is simple yet nearly flawlessly executed with shear fun and awesomeness -- Cop estranged to his family is simply at the wrong place and the wrong time, kicks serious ass in the tightest of situations and saves the world. What is there not to like? Die Hard 3 was decent, but just didn't move me as its predecesors did. No Holly Gennaro. No scumbag reporter. No "Let It Snow" at the end credits. It just didn't feel right. Frankly, neither does Live Free or Die Hard, where Bruce Willis simply goes old school on cyber-terrorists bent on bringing the U.S. back to the Stone Age. On the whole, it's absurd fun. I won't deny that. But even moreso, it's almost like an entire season of "24" crammed into 2 hours. Man, John McClane can really make a

Evolution Of A Juggalo
There is a certain evolution we all go through. Now, although there are those that don't fit into this, they are the exception, not the rule. Also, I’d like to say that every stage on this list is created equal. From stage one, all the way to stage five, each step represents a true to the bone JUGGALO! PERIOD! No one is better because they’re in stage 5, and no one is less of a ninja for being in stage 3. We’re all part of the same insane, creative, intelligent, psycho, serial killing, murderous, forward thinking family. I love each and every Juggalo regardless of stage, age or era. That being said, on with the list. Stage One- Pre Birth: This is before you even know who I.C.P is. You know you're different, that you don't belong in "normal" society. You see the world differently than most and don't really know where your view fits in. Stage Two- The Awakening: You get introduced to I.C.P. Maybe a friend introduces you, or you hear one of their songs, or see someone sporting a shi

Those Born 1930-1979!
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930s 40's, 50's, 60's and 70s!! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn't get tested for diabetes. Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints. We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking. As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags. Riding in the back of a pick up on a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water from the garden hose and NOT from a bottle. We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one bottle and NO ONE actually died from this. We ate cupcakes, white bread and real butter and drank koolade made with sugar, but we weren't ov

Dress Code!
Dress Code: You are advised to come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we will assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise. Sick Days: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor; you are able to come to work. Personal Days: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. (They're called Saturdays & Sundays). Bereavement Leave: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend the funeral arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary;

So Confused
have you ever been so confused about what u want that you just wanna curl up in a hole and forget about everything, every one....and never remember a damn thought that has passed through ur mind? Well, welcome to my life. I'm so confused on what to do anymore. i mean, come on I should be happy right? I've got a roof over my head, somewhat of a job, a family that loves me, a few close friends and a boyfriend. What more could I want right? Right...I want everything more. The roof over my head...ehhhh...it'll do for now, but being that I just got outta school, have to start looking for a new place to go. The job...that's a totally new story. I work when it's convienent to my boss, not when i need the money. So i'll be looking for a new one of those too, as soon as I get a car. my close friends seem to be quickly disappearing as they move on with their own lives, and go off to school, or continue with raising their chilren. My family has had some rough spots, and we are working on mending

True Love
True Love 06/28/07 Is there any such thing as True Love or is just something that we are led to believe in becasue of fairy tales. Maybe I am just feeling a little worthless right now or maybe it is becasue iam feeling lonely or is it because iam losing my mind or is it becasue iam losing the belief that True Love does exist. In this world all I have ever wanted to be is someones knight in shining armour...someones Lancelot so to speak and to ride through and to beat back the dragons..to be someones protector nd yet to loveand to hold someone whilst they lay in my arms with both of us feeling secure in each others love. Is this wrong of me to think this way or is it that true love and these feelings that iam having a by-product of an age where nice guys really do finish last. If that is the case then there are goinmg to be a few lonely guys in this world for there are some of us who are genuine nice guys...you know the ones that will try to turn the wod around if you asked ..the one

The Freedom Agenda
War on American Democracy My Opinion "The Freedom Agenda".. hmmmm.... Sounds harmless enough. In actuality, it has completely destroyed the reputation of the United States, and Democracy has become a curse word to the rest of the world. Bush's foreign policy is based upon the common value's of freedom and democracy that are shared by most Americans. And it is deeply rooted by our own ideology that Capitalism produces Democracy. But that notion is NOT always true. We cannot simply cram our ideology down the throat of the rest of the world. I do not believe for one moment that the majority of Americans would have been accepting of Bush's aggressive "Freedom Agenda". Most people are slow to accept such aggression and the only way that Americans would be accepting is in the aftermath of a catostrophic event. That catostrophic event came in the form of 9-11-2001. That horrific day enraged Americans. Now I realize that there are a lot of different theories of just what

It 'twas Only Acting!
"I used to act dumb. It was an act. I am 26 years old, and that act is no longer cute," Hilton told ABC News' Barbara Walters. If it was just an act, and she really isn't dumb, then shouldn't she realized this a loooooooong time ago?

About Me!!!
I am just a plain old country girl living in the city. I love to laugh and joke and have fun. I live with my grown son, who i love with all my heart. I also have a cat that my son got for my birthday 2 years ago. He thinks that he is the head of our house. I am real lucky to have such a wonderful son who I get along with like he is my best freind. I am looking for that right guy, since i have been divorced for many years. I want to find a guy who will love me for me. I am a bit choosey,due to bad expereinces in my life. I also believe that I would not be where I am today with the man upstairs behind me 100%. I think I am a fun person who is just wild about life. Life is too short for mind games though. I would rather a person be honest with me even if I don't like what they have to say. Well this is me!!!!

Fade Away
Rage and Hate Running through my veins I must release it all A blade to my wrist, I release my pain. Screaming to God, “Why do you hate me so?” I smile as my blood flows from my veins “YES, I can be free” As my blood flows I let out tears of joy Slowly my life is fading Fading in to darkness With my last breath I say “No more rage, No more hate, I’m finally set free.”

Open Letter To Vince Mcmahon
Eddie, Bulldog, Rick Rude, Henning, Spicolli... how many more will it take Vince ? The insane travel schedule...the pressure to be "big", is this what you wanted to create? Vince, you support an un-healthy environment for these entertainers to live and work in. You turn a blind eye to the steroid abuse and drug use by your employees and you have for years. Look in the mirror. Your veins were pumped full of steroids for years and you have led the way to a pattern of steroid and prescription drug abuse by your employees. You need to take a long, hard look at the climate you have enabled and make some serious changes. It's obvious that money is the bottom line to you... but don't you have enough money yet? TNA has a far less hectic travel schedule, couldn't you scale back a bit? I get that the money is like your physique, you have to keep getting bigger and bigger until finally tragedy strikes. Now Chris is gone, along with his wife and child. Karma coming for you Vince, and even th

Carepages.com
I have a new page that describes my disability pretty good, and its a support page for people who have health problems. I hope u check it out. To visit the CarePage, please click the link below: http://www.carepages.com/ServeCarePage?cpn=HeartLungLiver&extrefid=tlcinvite (If you cannot click through this link, please copy and paste the entire URL into your browser's address window.) ...or you can use these manual instructions: 1. Go to www.carepages.com 2. Click "Visit a CarePage" 3. Register (first-time users only) 4. After you've registered, enter the exact CarePage Name below: HeartLungLiver

You Have My Heart
You have my heart from the start We started out as friends Then become more I see you in my heart Your in my dreams Your in my soul You come to me From the lord above To take my heart You bring light to my eye's Joy to my soul Love to my heart Our friendship never ending Love never fading The joy of the talks The love of the eye's Our souls comeing together as one Our heart's locked together with never ending love joy & happness You forever have my heart

All Tied Up....
You come over to my place and we deceide to have some fun, but in a different way. I go upstairs and change into my red sexy lingerie outfit,sheer stockings, and some red high heels. I am laying on the bed in a come and take me pose and you make your way upstairs to my room. You tell me how hot and sexy I look but that because I am a tease, you want to have your way with me. Laying on the bed you see severel different sex toys. You grab the love cuffs, tell me to lay on my back and place my hands and feet in postion. You have me under your total control. You grab one of the feathers and start to run it down my neck, brest, belly, thighs and all the way down my legs. Shivers begin to run up and down my back and just from the gentle touch around my nipples, I start to get wet. You then grab the can of whiped cream and place some on my nipples. You suck and lick it off. You know how sensitive my nipples are and I begin to squirm. As you suck it off my nipples, you hand begins down my stom

Tale Of A Gothic Princess
Princess Dominica looked so beautiful All dressed in black With white make-up and dark purple lips She sat on the throne so full of majesty The onlookers were dazzled by her beauty And worshipped the ground she walked upon The King was not well And expected to die soon And the Queen had died long ago So the young princess would soon rule the Kingdom Everyone was impressed with her intelligence and grace She carried out her duties without question or complaint And she would always greet new visitors with a smile Once the audience was over she would return to her rooms In the privacy of her own room she would cut her wrists And let the blood pour into a bowl She would force food down her throat until she could eat no more Then she would go to the lady’s room and be violently sick Underneath all her garments she was painfully thin She felt so much pressure to be beautiful She had many suitors but none that she loved A stranger

Ode To The Farter In Line At The Starbucks This Morning.
Just to clear things up, I do not buy my coffee from Starbucks. Being that I am a working man, $4-5 bucks for a cup of coffee is just a little extreme to me. I pay $1.59 for my coffee from 7-11. The coffee tastes great, and I still have enough change left over from my fin for a doughnut, and a lottery ticket. Since I don't make enough money to contribute more than 2% to my 401k the lotto sweems like a great retirement plan. If the lotto thing doesn't work out, I can always hope for a massive coronary from the paastry I have been feeding on every morning. Either way I figure I've got retirement covered. However, I digress.So when I get into work , my boss asks me for a "special favor." I'm thinking "So all of the work that I do that you take credit for, isn't special enough?" Dickhead. Turns out the special project was to go and fetch Starbucks for him, and his other office tuna buddies ,so they could have a "meeting" (read 2 hour bullshit session) The best part of all this? He offer

Soulmates
Soul Mate when we are alive are hearts are happy . my heart glows with love. showing you the love i have to give. wanting you to hold it close in side. calling out to find your love for it. wanting nothing but your love. hopeing and dreaming your my soul mate. can the loveless heart love again. a love so sweet all for one person. the one person that deserver my love. i want you to be that person. i belive in my heart you are. can my dreams come true. with your love all mine.

Sometimes
Sometimes Sometimes life is hard and cold Sometimes life is lonley and sad Sometimes life is happy and so joyful You make me happy and not alone Not so hard and cold hearted You bring so much joy in my life The joy turns to sadness The happiness turns to sorrow It all leads to a broken heart The broken heart leads to pain It all makes a black heart A black heart ends in death

Hahaha
Body: 1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms. 2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capactity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong. 3) 80% of American men are circumsized, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary. 4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's) 5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size. 6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion." 7) Only 16% of men shave their privates. - THiNGS MEN MiGHT WANT TO KNOW - 1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% p

Bored Bored Bored(3 Words)
You have to use 3 words to answer each question. No more or No less. It's harder than you think. 1. Where is your cell phone?: on my desk 2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?: uhm.. i'm single 3. Your hair?: in a bun 4. Where is your father? who really cares 6. Your favorite thing to do?: be with ryan 7. Your dream last night?: i dont remember 8. Your favorite drink?: ice cold water 9. Your dream car? already own it 10. The room you're in? the guest room 12. Your fears? heights. snakes. spiders 15. What you're not good at?: too many things 16. Muffins?: double chocolate chip 17. One of your wish list items?: a chocolate milkshake 18. Where did you grow up? Pasadena, California bitches 19. The last thing you did before this survey?: posted a blog 20. What are you wearing? shorts. shirt. panties 23. Your computer?: pisses me off 24. Your life?: is just lovely 25. Your mood? is really indescribable 26. Missing?

Love Less
Love Less Life is hard and cold You know in your heart and pray it gettes better Being hope less and cold gettes you no where it get you pain and hurt Love iz the great thing in this cold hard world No matter what ppl say Be who you are Not what they want you to be Who you are is all that matters in this world Be that no natter what And you will always have a friend to love and care about Trust me when I say this I know what I am talking about on this part

Sick Of This...
I have been nailed again by the morality nazis. Yet another pic got hit as NSFW...I think it might be time to leave this site since we have children who think they have the right to judge me. If you don't like my shit or you are overly snesitive...GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE...at least talk to me first before being a little priss and nailing my pics...if this continues I will be gone and so will others...

Update
Ok my cousin had her surgery yesterday...it went well...she still has a while in the hospital on alot of antibiotics and medication for the cystic fibrosis...but luckily the worst part of it is over...as long as she starts improving she will be out of ICU by next week finally. Thank you all again for your thoughts and prayers!!

A True Friend
A true friend Your a friend thats always there Your a friend that never leaves You have a pure heart Your there for every thing Your there when i need you Your there when i dont You love me for me You know how i am Your in my heart Our friendship never ends Our love is always there Your in my heart Our friendship is here In our hearts And never ending souls.

He Aint Even Cold Yet
Self-love is too often viewed as a negative trait. But consider this : if a person is unable to love themself, then how can they possibly be good at loving anyody else? i know when i really like someone. and so do all my friends. i can't stop smiling. and i'm prone to glowing. and you do that to me. that idiotic, sunshiny glow comes all over my face and i don't know what to do with myself. if he really likes you as much as he claims, he'd be dating you right now. all that "i'm not sure" bullshit is just that. bullshit. Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. I got married for all the wrong reasons. When my husband didn't turn out to be everything I'd imagined he'd be, I wanted to end everything. There's no such thing as the perfect soulmate. If you meet someone and you think they're perfect, you better run as fast as you can in the other direction. 'Cos your soulmate is the person that pushes all your buttons, p

I Just Found This Today....plz God I Neva Ask You For Ne Thing But Im Asking Now:p
I JUST GOT A MESSAGE FROM MY DRAUGHTER MOM SHE BEEN TRYING TO GET AHOLD OF ME AND TELL ME THAT MY DRAUGHTER AND HER GRANNY WAS IN A CAR ACCIDENT THEY GOT T BONE FROM A DRIVER THAT TRY TO BE A RED LIGHT MY EX GRANNY PASSAWAY AT THE SCENE AND MY DRAUGHTER IS IN CCU HOOK ON A MACHINE FIGHTING FOR HER LIFE...THIS HAS REALLY CAUGHT ME ALL BY SUPRISE PLZ GOD HEAR MY PRAYER PLZ DONT TAKE HER FROM ME SHE MINE ONLY CHILD SHE MEANS SO MUCH TO ME I LOVE HER TO DEATH SHE JUST TURN THREE LAST MARCH SHE GOT A WHOLE AHEAD OF HER WHY DO THIS HAS TO HAPPEN TO HER ITS NOT FAIR WHY CANT IT BE ME NOT HER SHE DONT DESERVE THIS AT ALL AND FOR THE SOB TRYING TO BEAT A FUCKING REDLIGHT!!!! GOD REST YOUR SOUL YOU SO NEED IT RIGHT NOW WILL YALL PLZ PRAY FOR MY LIL GIRL SHE REALLY NEEDS IT MORE THAN NE THING OH GOD I WISH WOULD BE THERE FOR HER IM SO LOST AN I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO:( ~BabyBoy J~

Been Said Before, Needs To Be Said Again...
GET A FUCKING LIFE! seriously folks, you get entirely TOO wapped up in this site, and many other sites like it. cliques, caring about what people think of you, if you get a low rating, fussing and feuding, "ct marriages", get fucking real. the REAL world is too big and too beautiful to be concerned with an over abundance of petty and simple minds on this site. GO REALIZE THAT!

San Diego!!!
You know you are from San Diego when... ~Your high school had a surf team~ ~You can correctly pronounce Tierrasanta, La Jolla, Rancho Penasquitos, San Ysidro, Otay Mesa, Jamacha, Jamul, Cuyamaca, and El Cajon~ ~There are four distinct seasons: Summer, Not Quite Summer, Almost Summer, and Oh Hey Look Its Summer Again~ ~Chula-juana is a real town.~ ~Your house is worth more than some small countries~ ~You know what MB, OB, and PB stand for~ ~Every street name is either in Spanish or Spanish related, and you're surprised when other areas don't have this~ ~You can determine the accuracy of someone's "I'm ghetto" claim by knowing their high school. For example, El Camino High School or Crawford High School~ ~You see weather forecasts for four different climate zones in the same county, and aren't remotely surprised. The Micro Climate Weather~ ~You've gone to Mt. Helix in July and know you still need a jacket~ ~You've tailgated at Qualcomm Stadium, and for a

A Smile
A Smile life with out you is hard to see the love you give me i give back long as i have seen you you was my best friend you hide in my heart now and forever i cant see life with out you i can belive your gone from you left it was just yesterday i seen you and hold you in my arm are friendship will last forever in my heart no matter where you are you will always be my best friend may your death be fulled with happness like the life you lead give the angels something to fight for like you give me when you was here rip forevermore with all my love

Check It Out!!!!
Check This Out!!! Hookah Radio Rocks!!!! They play all types of music… Have a listen & If u like what ya hear..click the pic to go to the DRAMA FREE chat room & hang out with some kick ass peeps.. or just click on the Listen Now button & open a stand alone player , surf the web while listening to some great tunes & ENJOY.. Sit back & relax with the Hookah!!! (oh yeah they are hiring DJ's check it out)

Why Did The Iraqi Chicken Cross The Road?
Why Did the Iraqi Chicken cross the Road? Coalition Provisional Authority: The fact that the Iraqi chicken crossed the road affirmatively demonstrates that decision-making authority has been transferred to the chicken well in advance of the scheduled June 30th transition of power. From now on the chicken is responsible for its own decisions. Halliburton: We were asked to help the chicken cross the road. Given the inherent risk of road crossing and the rarity of chickens, this operation will only cost the US government $326,004. Muqtada al-Sadr: The chicken was a tool of the evil Coalition and will be killed. US Army Military Police: We were directed to prepare the chicken to cross the road. As part of these preparations, individual soldiers ran over the chicken repeatedly and then plucked the chicken. We deeply regret the occurrence of any chicken rights violations. Peshmerga: The chicken crossed the road, and will continue to cross the road, to show its independence and

Darkness To Light
Tn the darkest hour of night When the cold heart grows Love comes to life in the black soul Takeing over the heart Showing the way to life again Holding on to the forsaken soul Makeing the forsaken angel love one more time Giving to the light and warmth Takeing the love and care Truning a cold heart to life again Hopeing one day his true love comes Given to him the love in her heart holding him in the warmth os her arms and heart Takeing the love he has inside his heart for her Giveing his love back to him Makeing his soul one

Generic Weather Post
It's raining... again. The news confirms at least a foot already. People in Central Texas are being rescued by helicopter. Some helicopters couldn't even make it. Ironically, thunderstorms are the only way I can get relaxed enough to sleep. Talk about opportunity knocking.

Your Picture Morphed Into A Dumbass
What is with all the morphing?! I don't get it. It's like Transformers, or maybe Transexuals, or some other Tranny thing. Someone starts out a frumpy looking little monkey and *presto*, they're a really gay looking lion or other barnyard animal. "Look, I started out as a loser and now I am an animal loser! Top that!" Man, I need a morph. I would start out as an asshole, and then...wait....dammit, I'm still an asshole. But at least I'm not some gay lion. "Sorry Roger, you tiger now...". That commercial is starting to make a lot of sense.

What You Give.
Who's the one that makes you happy? Or maybe, who's the one always on your mind? And who is the reason you're livin' for? Who's the reason for your smile? I feel so lonely, yet I know I'm not the only one To ever feel this way. I love ya so much that I think I'm goin' insane. I'm goin' crazy, outta my head. Goin' crazy, outta my head. Can't think about nothin' but your good, good love, And what you give. Now, ev'ry one needs somebody. And you know, ev'rybody needs someone. Well, and a-yes it's true! Ev'rybody needs a special kind of love, And you're the only one I'm thinkin' of. You mean the world to me. You are my only! I feel so lonely, yet I know I'm not the only one To carry on this way. I love ya so much I lose track-a time, Lose track of the days. I'm goin' outta my head, Goin' crazy, outta my head. Can't think about a-nothin' but your good, good love, And what you give. It's not whatcha got, it's a-what you give. It ain't the life you choose, i

Real Quotes
Real quotes from Army/Navy/Flyboy's books/instructions/press Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground. (U.S. Air Force) A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." (Army's magazine of preventive maintenance ). Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo. (Infantry Journal) Five second fuses only last three seconds. (Infantry Journal) It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. (US Air Force Manual)

7 Degrees Of Blondness
FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and said "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear." `´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,.-:*´`´*:-.,_,-:*´`´*: SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the

Cia Job Opening
The CIA had an opening for an assasin. After all the background checks, interviews and tests were done, there were 3 finalists...2 men and a woman For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!" The man said "You can't be serious. I cold never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally. it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into th

I May Have Lost My Job
Well I've had this job in the mall at a booth for a few months now at the end of April I found out my husband was deploying I informed my job that I need to either take the summer off. Once I noticed that no one was hired by June 1st I told them that I could come in from time to time so sence June 8th or so I've been coming in 2 to 3 days a week and pretty much working the same days Wednesday, Friday and Sat or Sun. This past Saturday as I was leaving I asked my boss if I work Wednesday and I swore he said that I'm working today witch is Wednesday. I get in like I always do at 930am set up I see that I'm not writen into the schedule but no one else is there ok oh well aint the first time. The newest person shows up he hasn't sat up the booth so I instruct him on how to set the booth up. Phone rings its Boss wheres Denny umm how should I know he hasn't showed up CLICK 1015/1030am here comes Denny my phone rings I step to the side and take the call I return Denny has left. I ask new gu

Are You In Love
YOU THINK YOUR IN LOVE WHEN. 1. YOU THINK ABOUT THE PERSON 24/7 2. YOU STAY UP LATE TALKING TO HIM/HER EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE TO GET UP EARLY FOR WORK 3. YOU DREAM ABOUT HIM/HER 4. YOUR HEART BEATS FAST WHEN YOU SEE HIM/HER 5. YOU LOOK AT HIS/HER PICTURES EVERYDAY (STALKERS WELCOME HE HE) 6. YOU SCRIBBLE HIS/HER NAME AND YOURS WITH HEARTS AROUND THEM. 7. YOU FEEL LOST WHEN YOU DONT TALK TO HIM/HER 8. YOU WRITE THEM LOVE POEMS. 9. YOU WOULD TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD JUST TO SEE THEM. 10. LAST BUT NOT LEAST, YOU POUR YOUR HEART OUT TO HIM/HER, TO ONLY FIND OUT THEY DONT FEEL THE SAME ABOUT YOU. OUCH THAT FUCKING HURTS, NOW YOU FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE WITH A BROKEN HEART AND YOUR STILL ALONE, SEE SOMETIMES LOVE FUCKING SUCKS.

Glad To Be A Man
I'm Glad I'm A Man, I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe I don't live off yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I don't bitch to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts I can get where I want, north, south, east or west I don't go around checking my reflection In everything shiny from every direction I don't whine in public and make us leave early And when you ask why, get all bitter and surly I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back I don't carry our differences into the sack I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you Or think every guy out there's trying to steal you I'm rational, reasonable, and logical too I know what the time is and I know what to do And I honestly think it's a privilege for me To have these two balls and stand when I pee I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball It's more fun than dealing with women after all

Timbuktu
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, and then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: Slowly across the desert sand trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two destination Timbuktu. The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, or so they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: Me and Tim a huntin' went. Met three whores in a pop up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu. The redneck won hands down!

Butt Measurement.....
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day And the man looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill." With that, he proceeded to get a measuring tape And measured the grill and then went over to Where his wife was working And measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is 2" wider than the barbecue grill!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, The husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife Who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: " Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill For one little weenie ?"

Moved
Just wanted to say sorry to my friends for not being on . I have graduated from school and moved back to NY for 2 years. I will try to get on as much as i can . I do have to say i really miss my mom and my sisters :( Cant wait to go visit them in FL

Investing Tips....shhhhh!
Here are some tips for investing those big bucks this year. I went over them with my broker at Edward Jones and he and I like these. Pony up on the bucks and get ready to drag some real dollars into your back pocket. These are the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor. Watch for these consolidations in 2007. 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. Will merge and become:Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:ZipAudiDoDa. 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and th

Angels Fuck Devils Screw
I woke up morning I woke up dead today I aged a thousand years or more I flinch when you are nice You kill me with a single word When angels fuck and devils kiss, I'm sure I'll bask in your forever You just want to waste my time I want to drag you down, down with me I wanted to help, help destroy the world I wanted to be, be that special girl Everybodys got a little something to hide, but me Everybody's got a little someone to crush, but me I'm living in a human mediocrity Everybody's got a little someone to trust, but me I dreamed I was you I dreamed your ego died Sad who loves you more than I do I know you lied I'll bask in your forever Fucking waste of time Angels fuck and devils screw I wanted to heal me and then destroy the world Piss in your heart and be that, that special girl Everybody's got a little something to hide but me Everybody's got a little someone to crush but me I'm living in a negative mediocrity Everybody's got a little some

Benoit Video
I know that Chris Benoit is now known for being a cold blooded killer and maybe I'm wrong and he is, if that's the case I'm extremely sorry for his family and they are in my prayers. But one of my friends found this video of a guy who says exactly how I feel, so take a peak at it please. I'm going to send you the link: http://www.youtube.com/v/7vD7-ynjwD8

Check This Out
HERS A LIL SAMPLE OF OUR NEW LABEL; GRAYBARK PRODUCTIONS; UPCOMMING ALBUM, VISIT SITE AND RATE THEM LET ME KNOW WHAT U THINK ABOUT THEM GOOD OR BAD I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW. OH YEA FOR SOME REASON THE PLAYER DOESNT SHOW UP SO JUST CLICK THE LINK IT WILL TAKE U TO OUR WEB PAGE http://www.arselect.com/mysongs/bands/976/

I Like It
Fuck You number ONE. To the people who bitch about the people who have like 25,000 friends; Are you fucking serious? Don't be jealous. Go play in traffic. Fuck you number TWO. Don't ever post pictures and say: "OMG, I'm so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. If you do you're a fucking moron. Fuck you number THREE. NOBODY cares about threats over the internet, so don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the Special Olympics; Even if you win, you're still retarded. Fuck you number FOUR. Quit crying because you're not on someones Family. Who cares?!? ITS CHERRY TAP!!! If you really cared that much, you would pick up the damn phone! Fuck you number FIVE. Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "What's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up, Asshole.... Fuck you number SIX.

Horoscope For June 27th, 2007
Are some of your nearest and dearest being the biggest pains in the you-know-what lately? Stooping to the same level won't help anything, so hang onto your temper. Find another way to deal with this dilemma.

Workin...
I am suppose to be working almost everytime I come here. I dont think this type of job will last forever to where I can come to the bar and get paid for it. Oh wait you can depends on your job title...lol... anyway mine is no the latter all though I dont mind playing that from time to time...LOL... Well i just felt like babbling while I am suppose to be working. Anyone out there have something for me to do while I am suppose to be working just let a sista know... forever peace and love... M.

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Does Size Matter , ?
Well it doesn't to Venus, as long you're an awesome lover with all you've got give pleasure in many ways from the heart thats all that matters !! Some times those studs built like a horse are really ass, could careless if shes pleased, just thought from Venus, now smile have a great night !! glumbert.com - Does size matter?

The New Neighbor
by anon in PA I had recently moved out of the house and on my own, so I was still unpacking everything and had not met anyone. It was Saturday morning, and I was on my way down the steps to check and see if my mailbox had my info on it yet, and just as I reached the lobby the door swung open and all I could see was a big box with hands wrapped around the sides, whomever was carrying it was having quite the struggle, I ran over and offered my help to carry it up, the voice on the other side said "Thank You, I am going to the 4th floor". As luck would have it, that was the floor I lived on, once through the door she said 2nd apartment on the left, which just happened to be next to me we sat the box down and I got my first look at the stranger on the other side of the box. She looked to be about mid to late twenties and had a very petite figure from behind; she reached and placed her key in the door. As the door swung open she turned towards me and I am not sure if she heard me but

The Strip Club
by anon. My little brother is 10 years younger than me, has the hottest little wife you could ever imagine. She’s all of 5 foot tall, perfect legs, a cute but tiny little ass and almost no tits at all. The great thing is though, she has the most incredible nipples I have ever seen, easily an inch long and always hard! Laura loves to talk dirty, doesn’t care what she says when around the adults and is just always horny. She has gone to strip clubs in the past with my brother, and always plays up to the strippers, even telling my brother he could bring one home if he liked. My brother has told me stories and shown me pics of Laura but I never really saw her in action before. My big chance came one weekend when my wife was out of town. Mark called and said he and Laura were headed to a club, would I like to go? Now, at my age, strip clubs aren’t really a big draw anymore so I was about to say no thanks. The Mark said “Laura went and had a Brazilian wax today so she can tease the st

Dominatrix
by anon. For a long time my wife and I had parted from the same pages of life together. She became less interested in sex but when we did have sex I made sure that she would cum. In the last three years we have not had sex more than twice so I told her I was going to look for a fuck buddy on the Internet. She said go ahead I don't care so I joined several dating sites on one I found a Dominatrix I went to her web site and was intrigued. So I contacted her and we spoke I was all set to meet with her when my wife opened up my laptop and saw the emails. She was infuriated that I was actually going to meet someone for sex. I tried to explain that there was no sex involved that we would not have intercourse at all. Now my wife wanted me to show her what we would do so I showed her after three hours my wife said stop I cannot deal with this so she left me. After a cool down period I thought long and hard about this situation. And I even more than before wanted to experience someth

13 Sexy Days Gentleman!
Well as most of you kno im like the biggest harry potter geek.so i guess its only rightof me to say 13 DAYS TILL ORDER OF THE PHOENIX come to the theaters. YES! and then Deathly Hallows comes out [harry potter last book] OMG im freaking out. :D

Three Things That Only Feel Like Love
Three things that feel like love but are really very far from it. 1. Lust You know the feeling… that unexplainable and often sudden physical draw to another person that hits you like a ton of bricks within moments of meeting. This is the feeling that is all too often mistaken for “love at first sight” but that is really nothing more than an intense physical attraction. When we fall in lust we often think we’re in love for three reasons... You know the feeling… that unexplainable and often sudden physical draw to another person that hits you like a ton of bricks within moments of meeting. This is the feeling that is all too often mistaken for “love at first sight” but that is really nothing more than an intense physical attraction. When we fall in lust we often think we’re in love for three reasons; the attraction is instantly intense and therefore feels pre-destined, you are essentially strangers meaning that your idea of who the person is resides almost entirely in the realm of fant

God!
ya know i have spent several hours at the dr the past 2 years and it finally occured to me FUCK IT~ i dont wanna go back and dont wanna fool with it any longer i figure nature is a design that god has planed for all of us .....NOW I WANNA RANT AND RAVE ABOUT PARIS HILTON IM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT HER WHO GIVES A SHIT SHES OUT OF JAIL AND THATS IT .....WHAT ELSE OH WELL ILL THINK OF SOMETHING IM TORE UP LIKE A FUCKIN TRAIN WRECK TODAY PISSY MOOD..........XOXOX IM OUT!

" I Promise "
I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our LOVE is my life

Hey Hi,smell My Speedstick.
So yet another goes by and i do miss my mummy and sis.Ive been playing guitar hero with blake to kill time.MAN IM LIKE LIGHTING FINGER on that game. ALL ENVY ME! lol aaanhyhooo,made 2 new vids today which i assume Chris is watching right now,or else.!!!>!!!>?! UM reckon ill go cook supper soon{oh yay im excited} I have cramps,if anyone cares. Ummm lets have sex? anyone?no? ok ur loss im off toodles ~Taste my lightning Fuckers~

He Needs Your Help
OK YA'LL - IM COMMENTING MY ASS OFF HERE, COULD YOU ALL PLEASE STOP BY THIS PICTURE AND LEAVE SOME COMMENTS? IF YOU LEAVE 50 OR MORE - I WILL BUY YOU A DRINK OR TWO OF YOUR CHOICE. I'LL EVEN GET YOU SHITFACED IF YOU AREN'T ALREADY.

Your Smile...
Your smile... Those little things we sometimes do seem to go unnoticed But all the things I do for you you don't just let pass by Each time I do a little for you I can tell from the start You know that all I do for you comes from within my heart. I enjoy giving to you because with each little thing I do, you smile And that says more than any words your smile lasts me for miles. So as long as I am able I will always make you smile by giving such a little but making it last a while. Know you are so special In each and every way I don't know where I would be without you here with me today.

Love Vs Lust
Love vs Lust An article about the differences between love and lust hardly seems necessary. When we look at the issues dispassionately, it is easy to see that one is almost the opposite of the other. But the key word is "dispassionately". Passions, or emotions, can blind us to the most obvious truths. Jesus spoke of an "evil and adulterous generation", and nothing could more aptly describe the world of the Twenty-First Century. Birth control and extensive media propaganda have made sexual promiscuity the norm. We have more than once been approached by unmarried couples from otherwise conservative religious backgrounds, who refrained from joining our community merely because they would have to stop sleeping together. What is happening in the churches today, that such behaviour is tolerated and passively encouraged? At the moment, there is worldwide scandal about the fact that clergymen in several denominations have for many years been engaging in sexual activities w

Better Giving
The Art Of Kunnilingus People have been using their lips and tongues to produce stimulation on each other sexually for about as long as they have existed. How about kissing each other? Men have been kissing women on their necks, ears, breasts, backs, thighs, and anywhere else they can think of that will arouse them sexually ever since they found out that it works. It didn't take long for some enterprising man to find out that kissing a woman's vulva worked, did it ever. The Latin word cunnilingus was coined to describe licking the vulva. But although producing stimulation with your mouth on a woman's vulva is so damn effective, many men refuse to do it. They just don't want to do it. That's why women get so excited when they find a man that likes to get down there. They know he's a pleasure fountain. This is made for those of you guys like me who like to please women and set her pleasure levels up to not-experienced-before levels. This is how to give good oral sex to women. To re

Todays Horoscope
You're absolutely, completely positive that it happened the way you remember it. The other party has a totally different take on the event in question. What do you do? Try really listening to each other.

Computer Issues
my computer is sick. i have tried very unsuccessfully to fix it and as much as I want to come visit all of the pages of my friends...i have a 10 minute window it allows me before it boots me and then i cannot get back in. so it is very frustrating to say the least. online capabilities extend as far as yahoo...and even that is tempermental. If you don't have my yahoo you may send a request in the mail here when i sign in i will be able to retrieve the messages. and i won't just give it out because way too many people have shown me I am only interesting to them in a sexual nature. I am not interested! for everyone on my family list...I fuckin love you all!!!! and i miss all of you!! that is extended to the people i fan as well...and some of my friends...i dont honestly know the rest of you so theres that! ok i am almost out of my alloted time so i will say bye for now...kisses to everyone i know! Alana

Lonely Nights....
Its been almost 3 weeks since that car came to my house, I still cant believe he he is gone! I still sit up at night hoping for the 10 minute phone call, checking my mail everyday waiting for the leters, still wanting to hear any news of him from famiily. All those people keep telling me that time will heal my heart. Bullshit! I would give anything just to have him back in my arms again! People tell me that I need to cry for him, I cant, I it is to hard to think he will never come home, or that we wont be getting married in October. He will always be my sou;mate!

A Grip From Rush Limbaugh (it's The Truth Do Agree)
By Rush Limbaugh: I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million. If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you remarry. And there's a payment of $211 per month for each child under 18. When the child hits 18, those payments come to a screech

Analyze This....
Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!) 1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who? MY CHILDREN 2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it? Deer 3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal? I stay real quiet and still so I can watch it and not scare it away. 4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it? Big beautiful two story house with lots of windows,lots of flowers planted in flower beds all around. A big wrap around porch. Two white rocking chairs on the porch. 5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence? No no fence I want to have it open as possible. 6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room and see the dining room table. Whats on it? Fresh flowers in a crystal vase, 2 small candle on the side of it. 7. You exit the house and a cup

Love Or Lust
Figuring out what to do on a Saturday night is the easy bit. The hard part is avoiding misunderstandings about what it is you're really after. Whether it's everlasting love or burning lust, you'll want to tailor your plans accordingly. The following guidelines should help you clearly and effectively convey your true intentions. ASKING HER OUT IF IT'S LOVE Call at least four days in advance, requesting the pleasure of her company. IF IT'S LUST Call her at least 20 minutes in advance, and ask, "Can I come over?" DRESSING FOR THE EVENING IF IT'S LOVE Maximize class factor. Channel Audrey Hepburn. IF IT'S LUST Maximize jiggle factor. Channel Pamela Anderson. EATING IN IF IT'S LOVE Cook most the meal yourself, but invite your partner to join you for the finishing touches, to give a sense of partnership. This meal should convey the idea that loving domesticity can be a feast for the senses. Choose a homey yet delicious menu, such as roast chicken or r

Wrestler Chris Benoit
Below is an article I just read...People shouldn't be memorializing this guy at all...Of course what he did was VERY wrong...Doing any kind of drugs is WRONG...His 7 year old son was taking special meds because of a form of dwarfism...He killed himself and his wife and son because of the drugs he was using...He shouldn't be memorialized PERIOD... FAYETTEVILLE, Georgia (CNN) -- The discovery of anabolic steroids in pro-wrestler Chris Benoit's home has raised speculation that the performance-enhancing drugs may be linked to his death and the killings of his wife and young son. The 40-year-old champion strangled his wife, Nancy Benoit, and suffocated his 7-year-old son Daniel, authorities said, before he hanged himself on a portable weight machine inside his lavish home outside Atlanta. Police have said no motive has been determined. "A lot of prescription medication" was found in the home, including anabolic steroids, said Fayette County Sheriff Lt. Tommy Pope. (Watch the house

Love Him Or Loathe Him, He Nailed This One Right On The Head..........
By Rush Limbaugh: I think the vast differences in compensation between victims of the September 11 casualty and those who die serving our country in Uniform are profound. No one is really talking about it either, because you just don't criticize anything having to do with September 11. Well, I can't let the numbers pass by because it says something really disturbing about the entitlement mentality of this country. If you lost a family member in the September 11 attack, you're going to get an average of $1,185,000. The range is a minimum guarantee of $250,000, all the way up to $4.7 million. If you are a surviving family member of an American soldier killed in action, the first check you get is a $6,000 direct death benefit, half of which is taxable. Next, you get $1,750 for burial costs. If you are the surviving spouse, you get $833 a month until you remarry. And there's a payment of $211 per month for each child under 18. When the child hits 18, those payments come to a scre

God's Last Two Gifts
After God had labored for 6 days, and he had created all of heaven and earth, man and beast, fish and fowl, he surved his works and smiled. As he went back to the house thru his workshop, he noticed he had two talents left on an upper shelf. He went back to the garden of eden, and called over adam and eve. "I have two final gifts I have brought, one for each of you." Adam was so childishly happy, he was jumping up and down singing,"We're gonna get a present, we're gonna get a present." God said, "The first gift I have for one of you is the ability to pee standing up." Adam went into hysterics. "I want that one! I want that one! Please, please, please can I have that one???" Eve smiled, and said to God, "Please sir, go ahead and give him the first gift." So God did. God then said, "Eve, I have for you the final gift, which I bestow upon you now. Page down. Multiple orgasms."

3rd Tat
Friday night am going in for my third tattoo. It's going to be an asian symbol on the inside of my right ankle... I will post a pic after it's taken... I wonder who may be able to guess the meaning once the see it? Hmmmm...

Knowing If You Love Her Involves Some Serious Soul Searching.
Steps 1.Step OneClarify what love is for you. Write down all your thoughts and feelings about what a loving relationship would be like for you. 2.Step TwoDistinguish between love and lust or infatuation. Lust is an intense sexual desire. Infatuation refers to the initial stage of a relationship, when you are "crazy" about her, but this feeling usually fades over time. 3.Step ThreeAsk other people how they define love or know if they love someone. 4.Step FourWrite down how you do feel about her. For example: you enjoy her company, have similar interests, feel safe, trust her, think she is attractive, etc. 5.Step FiveThink about how well the two of you relate to each other. For example: How well do you communicate with each other? How do you deal with conflict? Do you bring out good or bad parts of each other? Can you show different sides of yourself? 6.Step SixAsk yourself if you see and accept her as a whole person. Love isn't just loving the parts of her you like, but choos

Could Yah? Would Yah? Please???
I could really use some help here to win a 30 day blast. Contest started Sunday night, June 24th, and runs for a month. I need to be one of the first 5 entrants to reach 75000 comments, in order to win one of the 5 blasts he is giving away. Thanks ahead of time... Just Meee here is the link.

God Cares For You
And WE KNOW that ALL things work together for good to them that LOVE God, to them who are the CALLED according to HIS purpose..Romans 8:28 This verse say are working not have worked...God is still working on your problems so quit doing it under your power. GOD can fix anyting we do we just have to let go. I fear that we are to much inclined to measure things according to what we see. Where is the Christain who has not had some dfark experience in his life that hecould not for the moment understand? The black cloud of mustery engulf him, a thousand demons seem to surround him, the face of God seems to be hidden-there seems to be no way out. Then in the darkness of the hour he cries, "It can't be true-I am at a standstil in life. I'm not getting anywhere. No good could come from this." Then the sun rises on the other side of that black night and he looks back on the experience and sees the loving hand of God through it ALL. "ALL THINGS WORK." Often the hardest things and

When God Made Firefighters
When God Made Firefighters When God was creating firefighters, he was into the sixth day of overtime when an angel appeared and said, "You're doing a lot of extra work on this one." And the Lord said, "Have you read the specs on this order? A firefighter has to wake up to a fire alarm, go into burning buildings to rescue people and enter areas the normal person wouldn't go. "He has to be willing to leave his family and put his life on the line, work to exhaustion and beyond and be ready for the next call. "He has to have a strong commitment to a personal calling that places their lives in jeopardy every day. He has to be in top physical and mental condition at all times, function on black coffee and half-eaten meals, and have a heart big enough to love members of the 'brotherhood' world-wide, and a unity of purpose." The angel shook it's head slowly and said, "A heart that big... no way." "It's not the heart that is causing me problems," said the

This Is Taking Everything Inside Of Me To Do!
One of the most painful things we have to do in our lives is Letting Go. Sometimes it is Letting Go of things...material things which mean a lot to us, even if only sentimental value. It may mean Letting Go of feelings. When we hold sadness inside, and try to mask it with only a show of happiness, it is better to let it go, to feel the sadness so it washes through us. A good cry can be cleansing. Sometimes, we have to let go of someone we care for very deeply when we realize that person does not care for us in the same way. Maybe it is best to leave them remembering us with whatever kind of feeling they do have for us. It may not be possible to hide our own deeper feelings for that person, which could make their life uncomfortable. Letting Go may be the best gift we can give them because they may realize how we feel, yet care enough not to want to hurt us. Even when we know a relationship is not right, on both sides, or one person has a doubt about it, it is hard to let

Nick And I
As I have said in my previous blog I have met someone that Iam starting to fall in love with and WAIT STOP I CANT do this....Its way to early for to feel this way....Nick and I met thru a phone dating line and agrred to meet soon after we started talkin and we did and hit off real well....This holiday weekend is goin to be a special one for me being Nick and I are spending the entire weekend together and I CANT wait....Seems like its been forever since i have seen him and in reality its only been a week....We are definetley goin to have some new pix of us up next week together and I so cant wait to have him in my arms allllll weekend....

I Am A Lil Depressed,
I am a lil depressed today, I got on cherrytap and read several comments on my page saying that I am a fake and that my account should be deleted. WHY? I honestly do not bother anyone, I HAVE NEVER, EVER rated anyone a (1) or downrated anyone on here nor will I ever! All because I chose not to post a salute or a pic of my face I am being considered fake. Again I ask *WHY*? Can some people understand that there are people out side of Cherrytap that have difficult lives and arent able to live normal lives like some others? Mabey some people cant afford a web cam and they dont have a pic phone, it doesnt justify that person is a fake, And what about freedom of speech and freedom of choice? Shouldnt it be THAT persons choice weather or not to post his or face on here? I mean when did this site become my boss or the people on it? My friends know as well as I know I never cause trouble I never say anything disrespectful about anyone, so again WHY am I considered a Fake because I cant post m

Damn Effin Survey Chit!!!
OOOOOOOKKKKKK so I went to take a damn survey and the effin crap got stuck on me so I get no points no nothing for the damn survey... WTF dude... so any way what the hell is up with that....????? Who broke my shit damn it?!?!?!?!?!

Much Needed Distraction.
Have you ever silently begged for a distraction, knowing no one could hear you, only to be answered in the most outrageous of ways? I was. Feeling annoyed and slightly on edge, i slowly walked back to my cubical from the team meeting. The changes made by my new boss had me less than thrilled, and i was no longer in a mood to go about my daily tasks. I'll admit, i had not dressed the part to please a supervisor that day. Wearing my aging brown sandals, baggy legged jeans with holes in both knees and a black low cut tank-top, i looked, to say the least, comfortable. I walked the building in a carefree way that had never made him happy, and now that he was my boss, i knew i would be called into his office to go over even more 'changes' as time rode on. But that day.... i'll admit, i wanted to do something. i was mad, who wouldn't be? When i tried to pass the Janitors room, i yipped in surprise as i was pulled in. The door was shut soundly and locked before my body wa

Letting Go
Letting Go There's nothing but the good country surrounding me. The moon is shining brightly over the tree tops and its reflection on the water is such a beautiful sight. This is a perfect place for two people who are in love ... As I sit here thinking about all the time I have wasted, just sorting out my life -- I never really realized what loneliness was until you were gone. It seemed as though things were going so good until one day you left without a single trace. All of our plans for the future were shattered. There was to be no more of you and I together. You were gone, gone forever. I still remember the times we shared, but slowly these memories are going too. One day they'll be gone just like you ... I'm trying desperately to find you and bring you back to me. I dream about you every day and pray that you'll come back, but it's hopeless. There's no use in pretending, cause deep down in my heart I know you've found another. Someone to take my place, som

Payback The Cabbie
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he'd be able to get home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, even offering his credit card numbers, drivers license number, address, and so forth, but to no avail. The cabbie yelled, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight. One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to catch a ride back to the airport. Naturally, sitting at the end of a l

Warning For Parents!!!!
Parents need to know about the sick, sick movement known as "pedophile activism". I am not joking. Look up pedophile activism on wikipedia.org for more information. They have created these symbols, so that they can identify each other, create a support network, it's sickening: This is the symbol for "boy love" called BLogo This is the symbol for "girl love", called GLogo This is the symbol for "Childlove Online Media Activism, CLOMAL This is the symbol for all-encompassing pedophilia, CLogo This is not a joke!!! If you see these symbols on someone's myspace, they are a pedophile. If you see someone with one of these symbols on their clothing or jewelry, they are a pedophile. (Which, in my opinion, gives you permission to beat the fuckiing shit out of them.) Anyone with children, please please go to wikipedia.org (a free online encyclopedia) and search "pedophile activism" and you'll get the whole sick story. Also, please repost this in your bulletins,

Horoscope For June 27
A chance to travel provides fun and excitement, so make sure you're open and receptive to unusual opportunities to get out of town. One could fall into your lap, and a change of scenery is just what the stars ordered.

Okay.. This Is New To Me
Okay, I am posting my first blog.. ;-) not really sure what to say but here goes... Anything you wnat to ask me, ask away.. will usually answer.. always truthfully. If you are a liar, cheater, are a complete player... or jack ass... don't bother contacting me... I don't have time for that. But here... let's lighten up... hope to talk with you soon....

We'll Go On, After You
We'll go on, after you, Without you we'll go on, Though something beautiful inside Us all has turned to stone. We'll go on, after you, Without you through the years Of pain and raw bewilderment And brutal, angry tears. We'll go on, after you, Without you we will heal, Though love may labor in the heart And joy the loss conceal. We'll go on, after you, Without you we will grow Together as a family That you will never know. We'll go on, after you, Without you life goes on, But neither hope nor happiness Undoes what you have done.

Cherokee Language
Hello friends this is the blog I spoke of earlier. The words I use most often here. The translation and also pronunciation. I love sharing my culture and learning about others. Now I am learning words from Finnish,Welsh language just got an offer to learn Swedish. Pray my head does not explode lol. Just kidding it is great to know about others makes us all people and closer to each other. Okay here goes. OSIYO-HELLO (OH SEE OH) WADO-THANK YOU (WAH DOE) OGINALI-MY FRIEND (OH GEE NAH LEE) UDO-BROTHER (OH DOE OR YU DOE) AYA-ME OR I (AH YAW) WAYA-WOLF (WAH YAW) USDI-LITTLE (UH SSS DEE) HOWA-OK OR ALRIGHT (HOE WAH) TSALAGI OUR TRUE NAME MEANS THE PEOPLE (CHAW LEE GEE) CHEAYLA DO NOT TELL MEANING (CHEE AWL LAH) I WILL ADD MORE LATER BUT THIS GOOD FOR NOW. I END THIS WITH A WONDERFUL QUOTE THEN TRANSLATE ALSO. OTA SALA NV LVI...MITAKUYE OYASIN!!! WE ARE ALL BROTHERS AND SISTERS. ALL MY RELATIONS!! I hope you find this interesting feel free to comment. Cheayla

Soon I Will Be Invincible
For a book I expected to be half-comic book cliche and half-satire, Austin Grossman's debut novel (ISBN 9780375424861) Soon I Will Be Invincible truly surprised me. While I grew up reading comics about superheroes and got inspired to write books about my own superpowered creations (I've written two and I'm working on number three STILL), lately they're really hard to get into, particularly the ones from Marvel and DC -- the twin towers of comic book publication. If you don't know enough backstory, delving into the latest issues of Spider-Man or Superman can be really tough; entertaining, but tough. One thing Grossman and I have in common is that we've created a world where the great stuff, the big day of heroes, has already happened. I got started on this book and didn't want to put it down. Essentially, the archvillain Doctor Impossible has escaped from a maximum security prison and, in light of his main adversary CoreFire's disappearance, a group of older heroes reunites as the

Will This Fucking Year Ever End
i lost a job i have had for 3 years in January, i lost my pepow on march 18,2007! the only father Iv ever known, the greatest man ever. him and my memow was the ones that raised me I lost the love of my life- we was together a year and a half not to long ago, and today i just lost my job unfairly i got fired because i was put somewhere i never been before no1 would show me what i was doing i made sum parts backward and they said couldn't keep rate well u cant if they dont keep me in the parts i need! when will this fucking end?

Radical Changes
Blind faith or practical belief? Like a pebble into a lake, that question rippled back decades. Back to times and places when I was introduced and spoke with people. Clearly. This isn't a midlife crisis, this is a midlife change. I've sat back and thought about the last few years and the people that have been there when I've fallen, when I needed a hand, who came out in those wee hours, who did things that have no value but meant everything. So then I asked myself why I am allowing myself to be drained by those that did things for purely for their own ends? I was recently told that a friendship is actually an accumulation of trust that grows over time that must be earned. I tried to apply that since supposedly everyone else does it that way. I was a fool for listening to that rubbish. I believe a friend is someone that you share good times with of your own free will. That no dogma or social circle should demand one's allegiance just because they are a beneficial veh

"military Life"
You stay up for 16 hours He stays up for days on end. You take a warm shower to help you wake up. He goes days or weeks without running water. You complain of a "headache", and call in sick. He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward. You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends. He still fights for your right to wear that shirt. You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket. He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags. You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you. He knows he may not see some of his buddies again. You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls. He patrols the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists. You complain about how hot it is. He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow. You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong. He doesn't get to eat today. Your maid makes your

Entwined
Bodies entwined like the vines Flesh to flesh, heat rising As passion consumes She moans softly as His hand caresses her cheek His kiss cannot hide his desire The moistness of her increases To such an intensity She might explode into a million stars The hardness of him next to her Begging to be let inside Inside her softness, her warmth Finally joined as one They reach for the stars A fire burning so bright It becomes a sun to warm them Till the end of their days

Hello My Name Is -lo And Im Addicted To These.
Body: 1O1 Questions People Wouldn't Ask. *edited with help from dawndee. thanks dawndee and nick jr.* OO1. When's the last time you ran? I ran to get the phone. I always giggle when i run and i think "my dogs ganna trip me my dogs ganna trip me!" OO2. Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. OO3. What are you dreading right now? FUCK. WAITING FOR WORD ON MEATLOAD 004. what kinda purse to you own? ITS SO FABULOUS AND SEXY AND BLACK SHINY LEATHER AND THE STRAPS ARE BRAIDED AND THERE ARE TWO LIL PARTS THAT LOOK LIKE SEXY WHIPS ON IT. 005. do you enjoy midget porn? NO. I HAVE WATCHED IT WITH GEEKA AND DAWNDEE THO. JUST TO HEAR DAWN SCREAM. I HAVE THAT ON VIDEO. YOU CAN HEAR MY SNORTY LAUGH 006.do you use zuchinis for anything other than eating? NO. ALTHO I HAD A FRIEND ONCE WHO USE TO FUCK A CUCUMBER....SHE GOT HELLA INFECTIONS. I WONDER IF SHE WARSHED IT FIRST. 007.when is the last time you kissed a monkey? I HAVE NEVER KISSED A MONK

One Day I Will Know...just Not Right Now
ok so me and my ex got into an arguement yesterday and when i wrote my other blog i was totally pissed off cuz of something he had said and done...and i mean i guess now i can understand why he got mad at what i said too...that's what sucks about anger cuz things that are said come out the wrong way and they are taken the wrong way...seriously tho...i love my ex boyfriend...if i didn't love him then i wouldn't want him to be in my life...i wouldnt keep things around that remind me of him...at my desk at work the pictures he gave me for my b-day i have put up at my desk so when i'm just sitting there doing whatever i just look up and there is a pic of me and him...i turn around and i have the other pic of me and him...when i have to grab something from my overhead there is the flower he gave me when we first started dating...i seriously love being with him...i mean he is kinda goofy which is what i like but when he gets mad or starts acting mean sometimes i can deal with it but not alwa

My Heart
My heart, locked away Walls so strong, no one Could enter there Living this way, no feeling No pain, No emotion Was survival for me All alone, no one to hold No one to touch, to kiss I lived this way for so long Centuries passed, time flowed Bringing me here, gently To this place, to love again He was unexpected I did not search, by yet He was here, with me He smiles, my heart melts His touch starts a fire Burning out of control He is just a man This simple man, awakened A heart long thought dead We share a kiss Something sweet, pure Releasing us, forever Releasing from the pain Of longing, lonlieness Of our solitude

696 Friends
Out of the 696 friends that are on my friends list there have been 12 that have come and rated my pic, and commented on it for the contest that i am in. I have posted bulletins for myfriends, rated ppl on their friends list, comment bombed others pics for contest but as of yet they have not come ot even look at the contest that i am in. I entered the contest just to see how many of my "friends" would come and help me out with it, not to win it, i did it for fun. I know now how many ppl that will have to be deleted from my friends list. Thank you all that did nothing to help you only proved a point that you add ppl for the points not to be friends or make friends with them. you have been tested and you have been found lacking in what it really takes to be a friend GOODBYE!!!!!!!!

United States Political System
Contrary to what many people think, the US is NOT a democracy, it is a Republic. In a Democracy, every citizen votes on everything, in a Republic, the citizens elect representitives to make the decisions for them (or in the US, make the decisions the folks with money wants.) What is even more shocking to learn is that the president of the United States does not have to follow the law as specified by the Supreme Court (Please read up on the Trail of Tears and President Andrew Jackson.) There is nothing in the Constitution that prevents a state from leaving the Republic of the United States. So there was nothing Unconstitutional about the southern states leaving the Union, even if it was for a extremely stupid cause. The Civil War could have been prevented in 1843 if the Northern States would have used the same procedure that the British Empire had done when it outlawed slavery... The British Government bought all the slaves, outlawed slavery, then freed the slaves, no one los

All I Ever Wanted Was Paradise
All I ever wanted was paradise is that too much to ask for? I guess I ask too much of myself. I never meant to be so hard on myself but then again I never thought that I would be alone forever either. My friends tell me that one day I’m going to want someone but I doubt that I will, I’m happy being single, I have a large network of friends and I enjoy going places and not being tied down. Perhaps when I’m 20 or 21 and in college full time I’ll realize a high school sweetheart would have been nice and perhaps going to prom wouldn’t have killed me. I’m not just one of the girls however to grow up get married and become a mother. Nothing wrong with those that did or even working mothers I have a great respect for them but that’s not what I want out of life. Perhaps I’ll have children one day perhaps not I never will know what life can expect to bring but I shall never know fate or destiny and how one leads to another and how each one can change in a pin drop of a hat. Who are we? Are we

You'll Laugh I Swear
Your Birthday Today Spectacular advancements in speech- recognition technology will finally allow you to understand what people really mean when they say you should consider getting a hobby. Aries March 21 - April 19 You'll waste years of your life and your entire life savings on the mistaken assumption that people don't mind driving a few miles out of their way for a really top-notch handjob. Taurus April 20 - May 20 The booming illegal ivory trade will continue to make life hellishly stressful for people like you with unusually prominent and oddly-shaped collarbones. Gemini May 21 - June 21 The stars realize it's just a highly unusual birthmark, but you can't blame normal people for thinking you had the Trans Am "screaming chicken" tattooed on your infant daughter. Cancer June 22 - July 22 All your hard work will soon pay off, as the powers that be are so pleased with you that they're planning to transfer you from your current backwater hellhole to someplace even

I Am A Pagan In Georgia!!
wow...I am a pagan in south georgia!!!! ( for the idiots) Current mood: apathetic Category: Religion and Philosophy It occurs to me that there are too many idiots roaming the world. Yes, I am Pagan...( for those of you that think that means Atheist or Satanist, get a fucking dictionary you morons, after you learn to read!) and I notice that people say I am in for a rude awakening.....these are the same people that "claim" to be such good christians and "claim" they do not judge others. BULLSHIT YOU LYING HYPOCRITES!:) basically the way I see it.....whomever you pray to, will get pissed if you tell another one of its creatures, this is assuming that we cam from the creationist theory which has been scientifically proven wrong, that that creature is wrong. wow...you know what?? I am a pagan WITH AN EDUCATION!! be afraid, be very afraid!.....I might try to take over..or worse..change your children over!! ( that was for all of those who thi

Dying Inside
Something so hard goes straight to the soul; it seems impossible to get over and my heart is left with a big hole. I'm trying to be happy, wearing a smile; but I'm dying inside. The world seems to be fading, and I just want to run and hide. Everywhere I go I see your face, and realize how much I miss you; and on the day you died a piece of me died too.

Just A Little Longer
Desolation, Wide open space, Between the trees and me, Emptiness and me, Confusion and decisions, Feelings hard to define, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, Coldness seeps Its way in, I am falling deeper, Into what I fear most, As I reach out, There is nothing there, As possible there was something once, Only to be gone, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, The sun drops, The last inch of light falls, The squirrels more likely to be huddled up, But not me, Something I never possessed, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, Then the sun has gone, Darkness spreads its wings over me, I see nothing so no one sees me, Feeling of bitterness only, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, An Owl peers down, With question in her eyes, She doesn't have a hope, In helping me, As she doesn't see my pain, Spreads her wings, Passes me by, And I say to myself, Just a little longer, The soft earth, Seems the only thing holdin

Crazy
Trapped inside my own head With nothing but my own fevered dreams to comfort me. I know the pain of the madman; He lives inside of me. I've felt the strength of demons And the weakness of self- preservation. And hope. Hope. Hey, parents, do you know where your kids are tonight? Are they locked away inside of themselves? Are their minds slipping away? Mama hen, mama hen . . . The fox has taken your baby again. Precious minds are a shame to waste Memories are forgotten in haste. I am losing all that is me . . . Yet gaining something entirely different. Something that acts like an animal And speaks like God. Comforts me like a best friend And loves me like its child. I am its child. An innocent brat, ready for its teachings. Ready to do what is told to me. Believing all that is said to me. Taking in all. And living off of my fevered dreams.

Well Ill Tell You One
first thing you do id get into a bath tub full of pudding then i would start licking from your chest licking and sucking the pudding off sucking it off your small little nipples then to your tummy licking the pudding out of your belly button then on down still licking and sucking down to your yummy tasting cock putting the tip just abit in my mouth rolling my tongue around the tip as i take it further into my mouth sucking just alittle tasting your precum and takeing it further in my mouth touching the back of my throught ,getting your cock so hard you want to exsplode in my mouth then i would jump on top of you sticking your nice hard cock in my nice wet pussy mmmmmm getting you r cock nice and wet slidding in and out of my wet pussy filling me with your sweet tasting cum

Mistake
I must admit that I have often thought of leaving it all behind and letting everything go I was lost and alone, as I always am, So many people around me, Yet no one seems to care. They say they understand and love me very much, But just when I Trust to love, they forget and move on. I held the knife so close as tears, mixed with blood, Began to fall slowly. Like a foolish child I cried. Knowing that I could end it all now made my mind draw a blank. I put the knife away and tried to wipe the blood, that ran faster than I can describe. I knew suicide wasn't the answer I was looking for. I knew there was a reason for me being alone. So many bad things happening at once - They can make you forget About the good qualities of life. Even though life is hard, and trouble an inevitable part of it. If you decide to leave it all behind, maybe you will, but I can guarantee that others ....Your Mistake will haunt

Moving...
I'm looking for a place to move. I have to. Things got too fucked up and complicated and if I don't, I'm going to lose him forever. He's pissed at me. He says he doesn't trust me anymore. He says that I disappointed him. Yeah. I disappointed him. I hurt him. I fucked up. I got hurt too. I can't do this to either of us anymore. Lesa said to move back to TX. I can't. I don't want to. I can't give up and go back to my parents. Otherwise, will I ever really change? No, I won't. Anyone need a room mate? I promise I pay rent on time.

The Difference Between "hispanic" And "latino"
Alright folks, lets get this right. "Hispanic" people come from Spain, Portugal, and any Spanish speaking country in Europe...basically Spain and Portugal (even though they speak Portuguese) "Latino" is any people coming from Latin America. I think I recently told somebody this, only backwards...my bad. Just clarifying!

Will Anyone Help Me?
I HAVE ASKED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO GET SOME HELP ON THIS CONTEST AND ONLY A FEW PPL SHOWED UP..I KNOW I HAVE HELPED OUT DOZENDS UPON DOZENS OF PPL TO LEVEL OR ON THEIR OWN CONTESTS. I NEED TO GAIN ON ONE PERSON WHO HAS OVER 3606. IM ALMOST AT 1K MYSELF. I DIDNT DO IT ALL MYSELF. PLEASE HELP ME OUT HERE...THE MORE PPL WHO GO IN TO HELP THE FASTER I GAIN.

Shakin Babies
I have an account on myspace to and Ive been following a story about a baby that was shakin by his daycare provider and hes still in the hospital with all kinds of problems and the evil witch that did this is walking around free and clear on 5,000.00 bond. What the hell is with people. What could that baby have done to deserve this,NOTHING!! I think this woman that did this needs to pay dearly for this. And then today another story was posted about a little 2 month old girl that her Dad hurt her like this, this world is full of sick people, to hurt a helpless baby like that is just so sick. We need to stop this and make these people pay the ultimate price for doing this horrible thing to these babies.I cant even begin to imagine what the hell is wrong with these people can you????

6-27-27 Astrology
It's a time of discovery for you. All of your concerns and questions will dissipate when you realize that your intuition was right on the money all along. Pat yourself on the back, but use both arms -- you'll need them.

Fun Ny
A Zebra named Zsa Zsa had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting old. The zoo keeper decided that she should spend her final years in bliss on a farm. Zsa Zsa was excited. This new home was a huge space with green grass, hills and trees and lots of strange animals. She saw a big fat weird looking brown thing and ran up to it all excited, "Hi! I'm Zsa Zsa. I'm a zebra, what are you?" "I'm a cow," said Beulah. "Right, and what do you do?" asked Zsa Zsa. "I make milk for the farmer," replied Beulah. Then Zsa Zsa then saw this funny looking little white thing and ran over to it. "Hi, I'm Zsa Zsa, a zebra, what are you?" "I'm a chicken," said Gertrude. "Oh , right, what do you do?" asked Zsa Zsa. "I make eggs for the farmer," said the chicken. Then Zsa Zsa saw this very handsome beast that looked almost exactly like her -- but without the stripes. She ran over to it and sad, Hi, I'm Zsa Zsa. I'm a zebra, what are you?" "I am a

When A Guy Misses You
When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile When a girl bumps into your arm while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand When she wants a hug she will just stand there When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a few seconds, she is not at all fine When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that When a girl is me

"dark" Poem #7
The Reaper's song, "O hour Mark", brings days' light to dusk. Bright sun fades,she awakes; Night, her violent lust. Like lethal drops of night-shade in a victim's wine. Days cold death, murdered, brings Dark out to dine. Mist comes in blind embrace thru live and darkened wood. Dew kissed earth, her crimson lips, it's fragrant winds is good. Dark's scent is sweet jasmine, mane pitch and silken shade. She stands a Valkyrie warrior though the child in her afraid. peers with twinkling star light. soft, pale, moon touched skin. Ears harkened unto coming twilight. tears..passions deep within. Charge the dawn of morning. Sun's blade burns between her breast. Heart weeps a laboring sigh. Sun stabbith her to death. For Dark...

Real Friends Vs Fake Friends
Friends FAKE FRIENDZ VS REAL FRIENZ FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAl FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAl FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAl FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAl FRIENDS: Cry with you FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAl FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAl FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAl FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAl FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAl FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: W

Wrestler Allegedly Killed Wife, Son Before Hanging Himself
Christopher Michael Benoit (May 21, 1967 – June 24, 2007) was a Canadian professional wrestler who performed in Extreme Championship Wrestling, World Championship Wrestling, and World Wrestling Entertainment. On June 25, 2007, Benoit was found dead in his home in Fayetteville, Georgia, along with his wife, Nancy Daus, and his 7-year old son, Daniel I hope that he Rots in HELL for this what a bastard

Antisocial
A lot of people have messaged me about being antisocial. *rolling eyes* If you hit on me, yes I will be antisocial. I made it clear in my profile I'm not interested in dating nor am I hear to pick someone up. If you say something to me that is offensive, I will ignore you. This includes "I'd fuck the shit out of you all night long." and "nice tits!" I am on dialup so it takes forever for anything on this site to load for me. Don't take it personally if I don't immediately respond to you. I have a lot of personal stuff going on in my life. My mind is on that and trying to sort that out so Cherry Tap is not a priority for me.

This World..
In this day and age Life is over ran by our rage Sex and drugs consumes us all It will be the cause of humanitys big fall Love seems to be over used emotion It's no longer for feeling and devotion Our Economy has gone down the drain... So many starving people in pain.. And for what cause? Its not worth it.. we can't put our lives on pause Between war, and addictions.. this world is fading It really is degrading.. Our troops go to die They don't get to say goodbye.. Teens are getting STDs and murdered everyday.. This world has gone to hell.. that's all I can say †Jay The Wicked†

Chris Benoit
just my thoughts here now i like wwe just as much as the next man trust me.But please tell me how chris benoit killing his son and wife merits him a memorial. Not to mention all the pics of him like he died of natural causes and not from roid rage or something of that nature i mean the man killed his wife and kid and sat in the house for a day with them dead before killing himself how sick is that .

This Man Is Awesome Don't Hate!
THERE ARE A LOT OF REASONS I LEFT THE TAP. ONE IS ONLY HAVING A SMALL NUMBER OF GOOD BOUNCERS. CERTAIN BOUNCERS FLAG A LOT OF PICS THAT ARE ACTUALLY SAFE. OTHERS TAKE BLASTS IN EXCHANGE FOR UNFLAGGING PICS FOR CERTAIN MEMBERS. I HAD A FEW ON MY LIST THAT SAID THEY DID THIS AND WHEN I SAW THE BLAST, I REMOVED THEM FROM MY LIST. POINT WHORES ARE ANOTHER PROBLEM. I GOT TIRED OF BEING ASKED TO VOTE AND BOMB OR ADD THIS ONE OR THAT ONE BECAUSE THEY WANT POINTS. F THAT! I DIDN’T WANT ANY. IT SEEMED STUPID, POINTLESS AND LAME. ANOTHER IS CHERRYTAP GODFATHERS AND GODMOTHERS. I WAS TOLD I DISRESPECTED A GODMOTHER BECAUSE I DIDN’T ADD THE OLD BROAD. WELL FUCK HER. I DIDN’T ADD ANY JERK OFF THAT TOOK IT SO SERIOUSLY THAT THEY PUT GODFATHER OR GODMOTHER IN THEIR NAME. PURE FUCKING ATTENTION WHORES I AM ALREADY GODFATHER TO 13 CHILDREN IN REAL LIFE, I DON’T WANT TO BE CALLED ONE ON HERE. 4 OF MY GODCHILDREN ARE MEMBERS OF THE SITE. THEY ENJOY IT. AND WOW! THEY’RE NOT POINT WHORES SO YOU’LL NEVER

Car Wash Chaos
CAR WASH CHAOS I drive over to the self serve car wash in Fernley this morning, because I was too damn lazy to wash my car on my days off. "Please touch the type of wash you would like," the machine says in an audible voice. I figure I'll give myself a treat and go for the eight dollar super wash and I punch the button on the screen. "Please insert cash." Now keep in mind that I'm not talking back to the machine. I just put five bucks into the slot, then when I try to put in another dollar, the machine won't accept it. The screen flips back to the start menu and says, "Please touch the type of wash you would like." "Okay." (I'm talking to the machine now.) "Please insert cash." "Hey, what about the five bucks I just gave you?" No response. "Goddamnit!" I drive home and call the number posted on the side of the building. A live person answers. I tell her what happened. She says that if I'll meet her there in five minutes she'll give me back my

Pian Of Thought
Something has stirred withen the vague nothingness of my mind. I know not how or why. I'ts burning my every desire. I want nothing more more but to subdue this demon. But I can't even identify the source for it's reason. I can't exorcise this perverted temptation. It is niether flesh nor wealth I desire but logic. Is this painful thought that digs it's claws into my mind my damnation? Why must I suffer this ignorance to my mind's reason. Why can't I remove the god foresaken confusion? Please leave me to myself. I don't want the pain anymore, I can no longer endore. It raveges every part of my being and fiber. It has been there once before, in the center of the fire, That once was my mind. Before I lost all necessity and desire. I can't understand why I feel this way. I don't understand how I feel this way. I guess it never really left. I always had this forbidden desire. Now that I can no longer control it, I have to destroy i

Gathering 2007 Problems
Los and Lettes, Ninjas and Ninjettes come on now we need help! WTF??????Since when does ICP=Satanism???????Come on folks we need to have intelligent representation stand up and speak for all of us Juggalos/Juggalettes. I am personally tired of all the BS being spewed about the Dark Carnival by ignorant hillbillies. I could handle being called a white trash Meth head but being called a satanist is a bit too much for even me to handle. I guess these idiots have never heard the 17th track on The Wraith Shangri La. I personally am going to contact the politicians in Illinois and I urge all to do the same. Join me in standing up for our fam! --Wanda Griffin aka: TwIzTiD SoUl-- To add to my wifes account above when you read the last part of this report it sounds like the ones that have a major problem is the "country boys" that are already wanting to make threats to ppl they do not know. If they knew what it takes to be a true Juggalo or Juggalette they would know that we are all a

Alright Something Different
As many of you can tell I hate writing about myself in the about me area, I just have the basic information, so here is what I'm going to do; I want people who I talk to to write like reviews of me, be it good, bad, funny, sad, horrible, intelligent, whatever, I will post your review and a link to your page, this will be a way for you to get a whore out spot on my page, and a way for me to have outside opinions about me on my page. The review you can either leave it as a comment on my blog, on my page, or in a private message. Thank you for your time, Wes

Done In Secret
French kissing, tongues intertwining, long sexy drinks. gotta lap it up. From here to there, I look to find, the one (or two) who seek the same. Yelling fuck me, when they cum in my mouth, I know who is there in secret.

Playing Dress Up
I have been encouraged by a friend, who shall remain nameless, to share with my fellow tappers some stories i have posted elsewheres on the net. for several years bnnow i have been experimenting in writing erotic fiction, so far so good, lol. here, therefore, is what should be the first in a series, please comment and let me know how you like it. if all goes well, i have several more ready to post, and even more tat are awaiting finwal editinig. Playing Dress Up It was starting to look like just another boring day at the office. At least until Shannon signed in the IM. She is easily the sexiest young thing I have met through various chat and dating sights. Over the past year or so we have developed quite the friendship, without ever actually meeting. We briefly talked about Christmas, the previous weekend, and when she mentioned that she had received a martini set and cash, I (half)jokingly suggested that I come over so we can break in the martini set and then go spend the

Should I Just Say Depraved And Worthy Of Death
http://www.chron. com/disp/ story.mpl/ metropolitan/ 4888575.html Mom accused of prostituting her 2 daughters Police say she passed out cards that offered the teen girls for sex By DALE LEZON and MIKE GLENN Copyright 2007 Houston Chronicle A 16-year-old girl endured being sold into prostitution by her mother but finally went to Houston police after seeing her younger sister also forced to perform sex acts, investigators said Wednesday. The teenager had complied with her mother — who even distributed business cards offering her daughters for sex — but feared that her 14-year-old sister would be hurt, officers said. Nelsi Yolanda Latuda and her boyfriend, Pedro Espinoza-Escama, both of the 5500 block of Antoine, are charged with two counts each of compelling prostitution of a minor. They were ordered held in lieu of bail totaling $20,000 each. Latuda, 35, is the girls' mother, but they are not related to Espinoza-Escama, who is 21, Harris County Assistant District A

Eating Some Cake
Nothing seems better than a nice sugar rush at 3pm. Birthdays are nice no matter if its yours or not. I like cake and thats all there is to it!!! I can eat cake everyday. So Tobya Happy B-day and your b-day cake is yummy good!!!

Fake People
OK, I have to say I'm getting sick of people on here,people always begging for points. "add me, fan me rate me" I come on here to hang out, meet new people, see whats new with my people, I mean what have we come to when we are trying to be the most popular person on a web site for fuck sake? I'm not saying that I don't rate people's profiles or their pics but I do it more to show love, and its the people who don't ask for points that I'm more willing to give them to, and just to let you know nobody cares bout what family, group, or club your in, I mean some people (not all) act like we have cherrytap gangs and it gets old! some people really need to grow up and stop acting so superficial, there is more to life then having the most cherrytap points! thank you to those people to whom this does not apply. YOU ROCK!!!!!

Don't Mind Me
As I'm sitting here at work today, I'm posting lyrics of the country songs that pop on the random radio programming. I'm not a big fan of country, but once in a while, something comes on and I'm inspired to write it down. I don't mean to rush anyone out. Sorry lol

Finally A Slight Break
My boss got me a different P.O.S. car but it is a car. So I can finally leave the shop for awhile and in fact take a shower and all that fun stuff. The only thing is now he has something else he can hold over me. Guess I will just have to make do till I can change the situation.

"the World's Hardest Riddle",
"The world's hardest riddle", I turn polar bears white And I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee And girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid And normal people look like celebrities. I turn pancakes brown And make your champane bubble. If you sqeeze me, I'll pop. If you look at me, you'll pop. Can you guess the riddle? 97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out, In 6 minutes or less. Can you guess the riddle? Just repost this bulletin with the title; "The world's hardest riddle", And then check your inbox. You'll get a message, with the correct answer in it. AND TRUST ME; IT WAS THE MOST SIMPLEST THING YOU WOULDNT HAVE GUESSED check your inbox

Keith Whitley - "when You Say Nothing At All"
Ronan Keating "When You Say Nothing At All" It's amazing How you can speak Right to my heart Without saying a word, You can light up the dark Try as I may I could never explain What I hear when You don't say a thing [CHORUS:] The smile on your face Lets me know That you need me There's a truth In your eyes Saying you'll never leave me The touch of your hand says You'll catch me Whenever I fall You say it best When you say Nothing at all All day long I can hear people Talking out loud But when you hold me near You drown out the crowd (The crowd) Try as they may They can never define What's been said Between your Heart and mine [Repeat chorus twice] (You say it best When you say Nothing at all You say it best When you say Nothing at all) The smile on your face The truth in your eyes The touch of your hand Let's me know That you need me [Repeat chorus] (You say it best When you say Nothing at all You say it best When you

Friends
iTS AMAZING WHEN STRANGERS BECOME FRiENdS, BUT ITS SAD WHEN FRiENdS BECOME STRANGERS... I NEVER WANT TO LOSE U AS A buDDY..A H0mEY...A FRiENd... SEND THIS TO ALL Y0 fRIEndS...InCLUdING ME(IF U DONT WANT TO l0SE ME!)~ ____???_____???_____ __?_____?_?_____?___ __?______?______?___ ___?___________?____ _____?_______?______ _______?___?________ _________?__________ _______?___?________ _____?_______?____ ___?___________?____ __?______?______?___ __?_____?_?_____?___ ____???_____???_____ ~I MET U AS A STRANGA. I TOOK U AS A FRiENd. I HOPE WE MEET IN HEAVEN WHERE FRiENdSHiP NEVER ENdZ!!.

For June 27,2007
wow i was just talking about this Pack your bags, grab your passport and take off for parts unknown. You can reignite your passionate nature. Who knows? Romance could also thrive when you move away from familiar settings and take the plunge into the unknown.