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"involuntary Muscular Contractions"
A UCLA Professor was giving a lecture on "Involuntary Muscular Contractions" to his first year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, the Professor decided to lighten the mood slightly. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "Probably deer hunting with his buddies."

Bigamist 'butt' Busted By Wife No. 4
Tue Nov 21, 9:54 PM ET LYNCHBURG, Va. - A man who dresses up as a giant cigarette and uses hip-hop music to encourage children in Lynchburg and beyond to avoid smoking pleaded guilty Tuesday to bigamy. Phillip Dale Williams, 37, had as many as four wives at the same time, Chuck Felmlee, deputy commonwealth's attorney, said. Williams' fourth wife, Lashawn Stevenson, became suspicious earlier this year when her husband began receiving child support notices in the mail. When the couple wed in 2003, he told her he had never been married, Felmlee said. Stevenson's investigation led her to a Vallejo, Calif., woman, Antoinette Borum, who told Stevenson Williams left her in 2002 with two children and no child support. When Stevenson confronted Williams, he told her he had married Borum and two other women before her, Felmlee said. Williams told police he divorced the first wife, but not the second or Borum. Police haven't been able to contact the first two wives, Felmlee s

Holiday
The Pumpkin By J. G. Whittier Ah! On Thanksgiving Day, when from East and from West, From North and from South come the pilgrim and guest, When the gray-haired New Englander sees round his board The old broken links of affection restored, When the care-wearied man seeks his mother once more, And the worn matron smiles where the girl smiled before, What moistens the lip, and what brightens the eye? What calls back the past, like the rich pumpkin pie? O, fruit loved of boyhood! the old days recalling; When wood-grapes were purpling and brown nuts were falling! When wild, ugly faces were carved in its skin, Glaring out through the dark with a candle within! When we laughed round the corn heap, with hearts all in tune, Our chair a broad pumpkin, our lantern the moon, Telling tales of the fairy who traveled like steam In a pumpkin-shell coach, with two rats for her team! Then, thanks for thy present! - none sweeter or better E'er smoked from an oven or circled a pl

What The Crap?
Hey, this morning, I saw a kid riding around in one of those Powerwheels cars kids used to have when I was little. (Other kids — not me. My parents obviously didn’t love me.) Remember Powerwheels? The jingle was “Pow-pow-Powerwheels!” and they were thirty pounds of plastic powered by a car battery. I thought they were awesome. My backdoor neighbor had a Barbie Jeep ™ that featured working windsheild wipers — and this was very cool at the time — a car phone. Why you would need wipers for a windsheild that came up to your nipples is beyond me now, but back then it was, to borrow a phrase from the Engrish, quite top of cool. But what I’m getting at is that instead of white and pink plastic, this kid was driving around an Escalade. Seriously. Rims and everything. Sitting in my Ford, I felt a little bit of an inferiority complex coming on. Sure, my car’s highway legal, but this kid was not only bouncin’ with mad style, but had managed to escape the Escalade’s 14 mpg highway fuel economy.

???
Men, woman expect flowers, and we don't see any spontaneous gifts in return? Now that Halloween is over and Thanksgiving is befalling us. Women, it's time to think! 1)Premium Liquor : splurging on a premium bottle of liquor remains, to this date, one of the most refreshing gifts a man can receive. 2)Collectorâ€™s Items : when a woman overcomes her own disgust and purchases her boyfriend something rare and expensive concerning his nonfemale love, such as Tony Montanaâ€™s belt or Gandolfâ€™s toothpick, itâ€™s like his Christmas, birthday rolled into one. 3)Magazine Subscriptions : the real treat here is that boyfriends will never have to go to the magazine stand in the middle of winter to find out why Beyonce thinks brown hair is â€œso sexy.â€ 4)Axe Lab: Fragrances for Men : itâ€™s the sworn duty of girlfriends to teach their men about the advances made in fragrance technology and why their misunderstanding of â€œeau de toiletteâ€ has made them both stinky and

Geezus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RIDDLE ME THIS, BATMAN!!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH GIVING YOUR PAGE TO ANOTHER USER? I MEAN ISN'T THE TOP TEN SUPPOSE TO BE FOR THE TOP RATED USERS? GUESS NOT, SINCE THERE'S BEEN A CHANGE AT THE TOP. WE HAVE TWO NEW MEMBERS OF THE TOP TEN. ONE WHO HAS BEEN WAITING IN THE NUMBER 11 SPOT FOR AWHILE NOW AND ANOTHER WHO JUST MAGICALLY APPEARED OUT OF NO WHERE. NOW THIS PERSON IS ON MY FRIEND'S LIST BECAUSE THE PREVIOUS "OWNER" OF THE PAGE WAS ON MY LIST. LETS SEE.....IF I WANTED TO BE THIS GUY'S FRIEND I THINK IT WOULD OF HAPPENED BY NOW. BUT I HAVE BEEN FORCED TO HAVE HIM ON MY LIST AND MUST TAKE THE TIME TO DELETE HIM OFF MY LIST. NOTHING AGAINST HIM PERSONALLY BUT HE DIDN'T EARN THAT SPOT. TOP TEN SPOTS ARE EARNED!!! OH WAIT NOT ANYMORE. I WONDER IF ANYONE IN THE TOP TEN THATS GOING TO LEAVE WILL GIVE ME THEIR PAGE. OH WAIT AGAIN, THE DONT READ MY BLOGS ANYWAY. OH WELL IT WAS WORTH A SHOT. ONE MORE THING BEFORE I GO.....TO THAT USER THAT LEFT AND LEFT ME AN UNWANTED FRIEN

Hello To All My Friends And Fans
I've been entered into best smile competition. It would be great to have your votes copy and paste link below to vote . thankyou x x http://cherrytap.com/viewimage.php?u=66212&albumid=120024&i=4293429135

I Love Eddie!
I love Eddie so much, i only wish i could spend all my time with him. Thanksgiving break has been ok so far, hanging out with my cousin, spending time with my mom, and hopefully i will get to see Eddie soon. Thats about it.

My Daughter's Surgery
WELL ITS NEXT TUESDAY IS THE DAY SHE GOES IN SO ITS GETTIN CLOSER AND IM GETTIN MORE NERVOUS. I WHISH HER DAD WAS HERE HE CALMS ME DOWN CUZ HE IS AND ALLWAYS WILL BE MY BEST FRIEND! WE BROKE UP 4YRS AGO OVER SOME DUMB SHIT CUZ HIS BEST FRIEND NEVER LIKED ME AND HE STARTED A BUNCH OF SHIT. ANYWAYS ME AND P HAVE THIS WEIRD DESTINY THING GOIN I SWEAR ITS STRANGE. OK LAST YR WHEN MY DAUGHTER HAD THE FIRST GRAND MAL SEIZURE ON THANKSGIVING NITE I HAD JUST GOTTEN OFF THE PHONE WITH P AND WE HADNT TALKED IN FOUR YRS HE JUST HAPPENED TO SEND ME A LETTER IN THE MAIL AND I GOT IT THE DAY THAT CHANGED MY DAUGHTER AND MY LIFE WEIRD HUN. SO WE ARE GETTIN BACK TOGETHER BUT HES IN OHIO AND IM IN FLORIDA BUT WE IS TRYIN TO GET A HOME HERE WHERE I AM. I HAD TO TELL MY DAUGHTER THAT ON THIS FRIDAY SHE HAS TO GET HER BLOOD TAKEN FOR THE SURGERY. AND SHE IS FLIPPIN OUT THIS IS SO HARD TO DO ALONE. IM GONNA HAVE TO FIGHT WITH HER OVER THE FREAKIN BLOOD TEST AND SHE PUTS UP A GOOD FIGHT AND IM SO NOT LOOKIN

And Now I'm Sick
yesterday i thought it was a hangover, today i have a fever, KIR U FUCKING GOT ME SICK! see if i have dinner with you again. heh so i woke up in a pool of sweat and not the good morning head kind... i feel miserable, my ears are stuffed up... i want to sleep but i cant... blah. well at least rent is paid.

Note This Is From A Bulliten
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

What A Crap Day
The day is horried ,it's not stopped raining all fooking day ...Ive had a row with my ex, and im feeling pretty shit.. And to top it all my insurance claim has come in a lot less under price . Fooking ******** OMFG ive just had a belly full . I wanna go curl up in bed and die .

What Should I Do?
For you, I would gladly walk a mile, if that would give me a chance to see you smile. I'd call you my friend, but that's a lie. You mean more to me, but I can't explain why. For you are more precious to me than all of the world's gold, but I can't tell you that, how can I be that bold? If I spoke what's on my mind, would you accept me? Because without you, I don't know where I'd be. You seem to be calm, while I feel absolutely lost. I would like to be so bold, but what would its failure cost? Am I the only one faced with this choice? Be daring and risk losing you as a friend too? I can't risk that; I'd rather have that then lose everything. What should I do?

My Sweetness
my sweetness is so sweet. he's so kind. he's so funny. he's so honest. he's so HOT. he's so generous. he's my everything. he's my best friend. he's my love. he's my smiles in the morning. he's my smiles at night. he's my rock. he's my inspiration. i so love you!! you make me so very happy. you make me grin so much everyday no matter what my mood is. even if i have 5 minutes with you. i still smile. you make me so very happy.

Many Unsaid Things...
There were so many things I did not say When I looked into your eyes The things I think about each day Would take you by surprise The wonders of what we could share Still powder in my mind I wondered if I could tell you how much I cared And I guess I ran out of time Now your face is not stopping me From telling you how I feel Maybe this is the way it should be So I'll try and keep it real We have known each other for quite some time And we're recently good friends We were a couple for awhile But we know that never really lasts I always felt as if my heart was on trial And now it's a thing of the past I want that love we once shared again If it was ever there I know that I had loved you But did you really care? Sometimes I wish you would talk to me About the things you feel Then maybe someday I'll understand How you've learned to deal I've often wondered what it would be like To feel your warm embrace To kiss your soft sweet lips Or have your

One Day You'll See...
The first time I saw you, I knew you were the one. There was no question in my mind, after having that much fun. There's just something about you, that I've never found before. And now that we're good friends, I find myself wanting more. I never thought it possible, to care for one so much. But everyday that passes, I long to feel your touch. To look into your eyes, would make my day complete, cause every time you look at me, my heart just skips a beat. Everything I'd wished for, every dream I'd hope come true, I never thought would happen, until the day that I met you. I know that your not ready, for the kind of commitment that I am, but for you I'd wait forever, there's nothing I can't stand. Although it hurts to know, that you don't feel the same as me, hopefully one day you'll realize, one day you'll wake up and see.

Finally!!!!!!
;) OK Finally got my Music Player working... so all my new mixes are on my profile... just click my virtual ipod to change songs... sorry the myspace flash player SUCKED!!! at least this one looks cool... hahaha DJ Sam House REMIXES on profile: sexyblind96.mp3 BOUNCINBOJANGLES96.mp3 ifitsgood2uhavaparty96.mp3 lovemycassie96.mp3 SnapYoBlood.mp3 dangerglasses.mp3 Please let me know what you think! Thanks Everybody!

Update!
-I am in wooster for a week. I got in Sunday night after I got off work at childrens so ive been here only a few days and im already bored out of my mind. I miss my kent friends who were up until the wee hours of the morning with me.. here people actually go to bed.. its not cool...I did have fun last night I got to hang out with some old friends! - Today I am escaping Wooster after my doctors appointment and heading to Canton to see my soulmate. I miss her very much :( And after all the shit thats been going on I defintely need some snookum (and limewire) time. - Im slowly begining to realize that it really is his loss. I mean after all who wouldnt want me.. Im prettier then she is, more successful then she could ever hope to be, Smarter then she is, and not to mention the fact that Im going to be rich some day :) And he also wont find someone who loves him NEARLY as much as I do/did. Oh well..not my fault! - I dont know what I would do without My soulmate or the SPP

Me And You...
When I first talked to you I felt like I had known you forever, telling you my problems and what I didn't want ever. You listened to me I bet you thought I'd never end, who would have thought we would be the best of friends. Over a period of time, I got to know the real you. A guy so charming and gentle, with a heart so true. You've survived your life with me by your side. I told you I'd never leave because of the feelings I have inside. There was a time I wanted to explore, what would have happened if I would only open the door. I know you like no one I have ever known, and sometimes I wonder what do I do when we're alone? So I have decided time answers all. If it is meant to be time will remove the wall. Standing between us, holding us back, allowing us to feel It's the relationship that we lack. I love the way we are together, you can always make me smile. Will it ever really be forever? I guess I will have to wait awhile. Time w

What Card Are You?
You are The Sun Happiness, Content, Joy. The meanings for the Sun are fairly simple and consistent. Young, healthy, new, fresh. The brain is working, things that were muddled come clear, everything falls into place, and everything seems to go your way. The Sun is ruled by the Sun, of course. This is the light that comes after the long dark night, Apollo to the Moon's Diana. A positive card, it promises you your day in the sun. Glory, gain, triumph, pleasure, truth, success. As the moon symbolized inspiration from the unconscious, from dreams, this card symbolizes discoveries made fully consciousness and wide awake. You have an understanding and enjoyment of science and math, beautifully constructed music, carefully reasoned philosophy. It is a card of intellect, clarity of mind, and feelings of youthful energy. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Never Meant To Be...
Softly as a gentle breeze, Love crept into my heart So softly I did not realize Until we came to part. 'Twas then that love so suddenly Grew claws, and without warning Clamped around my heart and left Me bleeding and in mourning. So stunned was I by this attack, I did not cry out "stay! " And, frowning at my silence, You turned and walked away. I never knew, until you left, How much you'd meant to me And now you're gone, I guess Our love was never meant to be.

More Members Links
this is a new member that just joined us..make him feel welcome to ourr lil family Dannyo68@ CherryTAP this is kevin.sweetnnasty's man our treasures ct hubby and real life boyfriend.his profile link wouldnt open so i added a pic link instead.make him feel welcome too

Don't Give Me A Sad Story...
Yes.....I can be one of the nicest ppl you'll meet.......(I decide who I have in my life) Yet don't pull on my heart strings and think your gonna work your way into my life in a off line relationship...when i don't even know you! Don't write me w/your i need this and that from you...I don't Care!!!!!!!!!!!!! We all have lives off line and real friends and families... If I tell you its ok...Then fine...you know its ok, to talk to me about stuff ...... If I don't really know you and you come at me with all this BS.....Forget you! You will be blocked........ I have made some really good friends on line... Now its time to get the unstable and undesireable ppl out of my life.......Off & ON line....... Hugsss to the good ones........ Screw you to the Pervs........

Happy Thanksgiving
i am leaving later today to go visit family and won't be back till Monday. So i just wanted to say Buried at PhotoCasket.com Enjoy ur holiday, don't eat too much and don't kill anyone if u are going shopping on Black Friday. ~~baby girl~~

Lost
Lost wandering the barren empty halls looking for myself. I gave my heart my soul. Now I'm empty. The wasteland of what was my home has become my prison I cannot leave for what if my love were to return. I cannot stay for within is all that reminds me of him. Inside my breast is a demoralizing hunger that drives all thought from my head all meaning from the world. A desire to see what cannot be seen A creature of need claws it's way from the deepest recesses to find that which cannot be found. Where is this comfort I long for open arms to hold me for a strong chest to lean against. I feel a presence and turn A smile half-formed on my parted lips; to face... ...only the asphyxiating emptiness and silence that has coagulated here for an eternity. The almost-smile fades and I remain Alone. © 2006 D. R. Hyden well, guess i'm in a black, bleak mood... someone pull me out...please!

Wishing Them A Nice Thanksgiving
TO ALL ON CHERRY TAP PLEASE GIVE THANKS TO ALL THE SOLDIERS THIS THANKSGIVING. THEY WOULD APPREICIATE IT ALOT ESPECIALLY THE ONES THAT ARE STILL IN IRAQ AND HAVE TO FIGHT FOR US INSTEAD OF BEING WITH THEIR FAMILIES THIS HOLIDAY

I Love You
I never really knew you You were just another friend But when I got to know you, I let my heart unbend. I couldn't help past memories that would only make me cry I had to forget my first love and give love another try So I've fallen in love with you and I'll never let you go I love you more than anyone I just had to let you know And if you ever wonder why I don't know what I'll say But I'll never stop loving you each and every day My feelings for you will never change Just know my feelings are true Just remember one thing I will always be loveing you. By: Mark Havens

Sick
Hi everyone, I am sorry I haven't been around for a few days. I am behind with messages, comments, returning compliments and posting/reposting bulletins. I am actually not very well at the moment and it makes me feel ill to sit at the computer for too long. So this shall be short. I have Labrynthitis. Those who know what that is I'm sure you understand, those who don't. you should look it up. It's a nightmare. I'm going to find somewhere warm and safe to keep still in. Love and blessings, Nik (Black Sappihre)

100%
No offense guys.. but im not gay, nor am i bi.. Im 100 percent straight and im only into women.. its very falttering that you find me attractive and i will not..not be friends with you because of it.. i just wanted you to know that though.. im not homophobic..but i am hetrosexual.

Heart To Heart
Sometimes in this lifetime, we meet a special soul, who fills our very essence, to almost overflow, we drink the cup of friendship, it tastes like ruby wine, and you know within your heart, this meeting was Divine. This soul that lives within your heart, no distance can prevail, an inner spark, within the heart, becomes a Holy Grail, the starting of a journey, in which you both shall be, a reflection of each other, for all eternity By: Mark Havens

Not Something I Like To Do
Well the time has come i will be removing everyone from my friends and family list by Sunday anyone that would like to become my friend just hit the friend button a couple people have already re hit friend button and for this i am greatful trying to find the people that are real friends and not just a name and a screen Thanks Dave

::age::
Since I started my new job All but like 2 of my new co-workers have asked me what high school I go to Not to mention at the hotel I'v been asked prolly 10 times how old I am When I ask them how old I look they all say 18 or 19 no older then 20 How old do i look? like seriously without lookin at my profile.. lol I'm gunna like it a lot more when I'm older!

My Love
I no longer quite feel this way. I found myself all on my own, lol. Now that I’ve found myself maybe I’ll find her. Maybe I already have found her… My Love My words grope through the darkness for you… Who are you? Where are you? I can no longer see myself. I don’t recognize my surroundings. Everything has become so strange… I have become so dark. Oh so dark like a black star. So dark, I, it darkens all it shines over. Yes! Just like a collapsed star. A black hole, not any light can escape! I am lost, maybe hopelessly so, as if trapped in this awful singularity. I am more than hiding behind the cloak. I have become the dark cloak itself! All dark on the outside and hollow on the inside… Who are you my love? Where are you my love? Please let us find each other soon before I have lost all that I once was… ~Lorenzo the ModernDaVinci

Sweet Dreams
At night when i close my eyes I see you, your there beside me, my dreams come true, you smile as you take me in your embrace, I pray I never wake up from this place magic with your hands makes my body quiver On the verge of climax my, my body shivers I wrap around it and hold on tight you pull my hair this feels so right Your manhood fills me with such extacy As we become one i cry don't let go of me We soar high where only lovers dare go I beg faster faster, then plead go slow Take me completely I want to be part of you Fill me the way only you can do I scream you name like candy on my lips As I come to, I grin treasure my secret trips

Family Members Links Incase You Need To Find Anyone
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Busy Busy Days!
Okay lets see lets start this starting with last sunday, I had to go into work at 12 around 7:30 an hr before I would be able to go home I passed out *never happend before* my manager went and got me some water, anyways I was not doing so good so I went home early...Monday my son was driving me crazy all day did not want to take his nap *god I love the age of 2* I went to work at 5:30, around 7 once again I passed out again *what the hell is going on*, I've been drinking to many energy drinks so I think thats what did it....anyways we were really busy at work and I felt bad cause once agian I had to leave! Tuesday lets see that was a pretty good day for all of us, my hubby came home with a fake *rolls eyes* christmas tree, I had to go to work last night and omg it was so busy it was non stop till about 10:30 and thats when it happend *boys and girls you will never guess* a group of 20 people came in all with a cart and they started shopping *my mouth dropped* they came up to me to let

Happy Thanksgiving To All --- I Am Thankful For Your Friendship =)
TO ALL OF CHERRYTAP MY FRIENDS, FANS, AND MY FAMILY MEMBERS: YOUR PAL, MZ. PONYGIRLSUE HERE, WISHING ALL OF YOU A VERY HAPPY, HEALTHY & SAFE THANKSGIVING AND A GREAT HOLIDAY WEEKEND. I CANNOT AFFORD TO BUY A HAPPY THANKSGIVING GIFT FOR ALL OF YOU, BUT I WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I AM MOST THANKFUL FOR HAVING THE PRIVILEDGE OF KNOWING YOU AND OF BEING ABLE TO CALL YOU MY FRIENDS. YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME AND I AM SO HAPPY THAT YOU ARE IN MY LIFE. YOU BRING ME MUCH JOY AND FOR THAT I AM VERY THANKFUL. YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST!!!!! HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO EVERYONE WITH LOVE ♥ ♥ ♥ MUCH LOVE ♥ ♥ ♥ 2 ALL OF YOU ~~~~~ MZ. PONYGIRLSUE

Hurting
Every one wonders why i am always depressed....why i am always down on my self and never happy as every one bleives me to be....well here it is all the fucking reasons i am depressed. 1. there is no guy in this dam world that can not tell me that they acctually like me more then my roommate, friends, sister or anyone. i say this because it is a known fact that all the sweet and innocent guys that i have in my life on line off line everywhere say they like me ya they only like me up untill they meet my roommate, FRIENDS SISTER ETC...don't get me wrong i love jeni to death she is the best roommate and my best friend i can't ask for anything more...but when it comes to my guy friends i just wish that they wouldn't direect there attention to her all the time...it kills my self esteem and it puts me into a bigger depression..i hate being depressed all the time but it will always be with my life... 2. life in general sucks for me...most guys look at me and say OMFG WOMAN LOOSE WEIGHT

Goodbye
Well maybe now I should just say goodbye You used to be my friend But I never felt I really was yours So maybe this is the end. I'm different from you, all of you Each other we've never understood I hope that if I do tell you goodbye That it won't be for good. Whenever I'm mad it hurts me so bad And you don't even care I don't know why, I just want to cry And someday I won't be there. The streaks on my arm they've done me no harm They're only made of pen But once they are blood that turns brown like mud They'll be there again and again. If I'm mad at you I'll hurt myself too But that doesn't really matter Although when I hurt I feel like dirt And my spirit's bruised and battered. I do not know why it has to be so I really wish it did not But the way this has been going it is basically shot. You don't need me and we don't need we And that's how I think I know why These words are the ones I have to speak- I love you, but goodbye.

Female Volunteers....
Ok, the coast was wet, stormy and cold. However, it was nice to get away. I'm back and ready to start serious goofing off. Ok, I'm interested in starting a comedy think tank. My buddy is uber creative, I'm the tech guy (with a bit of comic timing), but we need a few fine, sexy women who are funny as hell to round out the team. If you fit the bill, let me know.

Thanksgiving
> > I AM VERY THANKFUL FOR ALL THE FRIENDS AND FAMILY I HAVE IN MY LIFE.I AM THANKFUL FOR THE WONDERFUL KIDS I HAVE AND I AM THANKFUL FOR ALL THE MANY BLESSING I HAVE RECIEVED THIS YEAR.I HAVE HAD ALOT OF TRIALS AS WELL BUT STICKIN THROUGH THEM WAS A BLESSING ALL ITS OWN.I LEARNED ALOT FROM MY TRIALS THIS YEAR.AND FOR THAT I AM THANKFUL. > BADASSBITCH74 LISA PRESIDENT OF THE OLD TIMERS SOCIETY

Hmmmm What To Do?!?!?!?
Here's my whole dilema, next year my husband is going to be 30 and I want to do domething for him that will really blow his mind but I don't know what to get him. So anyway I keep coming back to my original idea to get another girl in for a 3 some. Now do I do this as a surprise or do I ask him if it's what he wants? I know he couldn't handle seeing me with another bloke but I quite fancy the idea of a FFM. What do you guys and girls think??? Message me.

Friend
OK HERE GOES....IM BEHIND.LOL I WILL CATCH UP....FOR FRIEND OF OLD TIMERS SOCIETY AND COWGIRLS AND COWBOYS I WILL GET TO U..........IF I MISS ADD. SOME ONE PLZ ADD ME..........IM SO CONFUSED.LOL THIS IS THE OLD GOAT SIGNING OFF....(i picked that name......kinda like..lol)

My Cat Died :(
This is not a joke RIP BoBo My cat Born June 22nd 1992 Died November 22nd 2006 at 7:15 am. He was the best friend I've ever had. and I will miss him forever i think I want to get a memorial tattoo for him anyone got any ideas?

Please To Be Turning It Off.
He has this stupid music on his cell phone. Some game theme song. And that damn phone goes off about 100 times a day which is really annoying because I know he isn't getting any actual calls. He just kind of wanders the hallway playing it. There goes my tenuous grasp on sanity.

Witches
WITCHES We are not evil We don't harm or seduce people. We are not dangerous. We are ordinary people like you. We have families, jobs, hopes, dreams. We are not a cult. This religion is not a joke. We are not what you think we are from looking at t.v. We are real. We laugh, we cry. We are serious. We have a sense of humour. You don't have to be afraid of us. We don't want to convert you. And please don't try to convert us. Just give us the same right we give you--to live in peace. We are much more than you think. Author Unknown

Wtf
ive tried this sight out and cant get the hang of it i know its like my space but where are the groups for us to get to know each other better i dont want to troll this sight looking to find north carolina tarheel fans by searching sight by sight if you read this and can help let me know

Hey Everyone.
Comment me. Comment my pics. Rate me. Rate my pics. Leave me messages, send me friend requests! Become my fan? Or just talk to me. Shouts? I'm bored & completely interested in meeting new people. --Nicole

Really Pissed
i am really pissed off right now. my wife upped and quit her job today right befor the holidays and right after we got a new morgage on the house. money is so tight right now that we cant affornd not to have her paycheck. and she does not even want to get another job right away, she wants to take some time off. so we are just going to get further behind in the bills.

How Selfish Are You???
You Are 46% Selfish You are quite balanced. You are able to compromise when it's in the best interests of those involved. But you're no pushover. If something is important to you, you'll get it! How Selfish Are You?

Let's Read This, For You Lovers'
Love Story Where do I begin to tell the story of how great a love can be, The sweet love story that is older than the sea, The simple truth about the love she brings to me ? Where do I start ? With her first hello she gave a meaning To this empty world of mind; There'd never be another love, another time; She came into my life and made the living fine. She fills my heart, she fills my heart. With very special things, with angel songs, With wild imaginings, she fills my soul With so much love that anywhere I go I'm never lonely, with her along, who could be lonely ? I reach for her hand, it's always there. How long does it last ? Can love be measured by the hours in a day ? I have no answers now, but this much I can say: I know i'll need her till the stars all burn away And she'll be there.

Addiction
To have seen her is to know addiction. The insatiable drive for more. More anything. More moments to watch her graceful movements. More time being lulled by her musical voice. More time standing in the air though which she has just passed, breathing her in.

Love And Life
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned or so they say, but women are nice in a beautiful way. Hell hath no peace like a woman in love. Their hearts float like the wings of a snow white dove. People and places. Different faces. Innuendos all around. Place your ear to the ground. Can’t you hear my life pound? Silence is Golden? That’s just not true. There’s nothing quite like the sound of you. Love runs deep and is without bounds. Open your ears and just follow the sounds. Life spreads its wings and envelopes us. It feels as though I was hit by a bus. Throbbing pain my heart calls for you. I am hoping you feel the same way too. Whole is my world when I’m around you. I jump with joy knowing that I have found you. Peace is with me when I’m asleep for dreams of you in my mind do creep. As I fade away into inky black I know that you’re there to watch my back and to make sure nothing comes to attack through that crack in the wall that is down the hall. Get on the ball. Let’s go to the mall. I

Is This Or Is This Not A Adult Orineted Site?
People i need some explaination and the administration would be the best to do so previous to changing policy, at first it was that they could not be in your default (now parent) photo directory and had to be tagged as an adult image, now these same images that were ok are requested to be deleted as they have been deemed nsfw as far as blog sites in general none of them are safe for work! if i were to bring this site up at work because of all the spybot bs that it instills in my computer the network adminitsrator would be ramming my ass with no lube and not even giving me a kiss after he was done!! Had the administrators of this site taken the time to just post a bulletin in reguards to this turning into another happy go lucky myspace where the world is according to tom. and wtf is suggestive or deemed as such i ask if i am eatting a bannana does that mean that i am giving a blow job? or if i decided to use a doorway does that simulate penitration? this is obserd just another sort of

Nice Song For All Lover
Especially For You Especially for you I wanna let you know what I was going through All the time we were apart I thought of you You were in my heart My love never changed I still feel the same Especially for you I wanna tell you I was felling that way too And if dreams were wings, you know I would have flown to you To be where you are No matter how far And now that I'm next to you No more dreaming about tomorrow Forget the loneliness and the sorrow I've got to say It's all because of you And now we're back together, together I wanna show you my heart is oh so true And all the love I have is Especially for you Especially for you I wanna tell you you mean all the world to me How I'm certain that our love was meant to be You changed my life You showed me the way And now that I'm next to you I've waited long enough to find you I wanna put all the hurt behind you And I wanna bring out all the love Inside you, oh

Emotions--know Who You Are.
Tucked away in a corner Of a darkened room I can't see very far Past all this doom & gloom Somebody please save me Take this blackness away Don't leave me alone here now I'm begging for you to stay I sense you all around me But not close enough to touch Never in my life Have I wanted someone so much Far across in the distance I see a little shiny white light It's as bright as the stars On a cold and cloudless night If only I could step outside Just one foot out the door As the first ones the hardest This I know for sure Feeling caged like an animal Trapped inside these four walls This inner internal turmoil Spiralling me downwards for a fall All the tears that I've cried Have left tracks upon my face You see if you look very closely You'll see I was in a dark place Come show me the way Put me on the right path So I can be happy once again And smile with you and laugh No more depression now New beginnings

Lingerie Party
Click above picture for Hotrocksradio.com It is the Mid Morning Madness with Sir Jim Show and will air every Mon, Wed and Thur from 9:00 am to Noon (Eastern Standard Time). TODAY's show will be my Lindgerie Party with your favorite model.... ME! PLEASE, listen in and send me your requests! I look forward to playing what you want to hear. Make sure you put your name in your request, so I know it is you. (You can also say from Lost Cherry if you wish or Cherry Tap or whatever we are called now..) How to request: Click on the request Link and you will see my song list (over 1700 and growing). Click a song you want and a pop up will allow you to type what you want to say. Please let me know your Cherry Name, What you want me to say on the air, AND if this is your first time tuning say NEW LISTNER... Your song will be played immidiately if you are new. I hope you enjoy!!!!!!

Good With My Hands
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Bad Night
so yeah the other night was a really bad night i couldnt control myself at all it was like crazy all i wanted to do was cut and it sucked big time but yeah i think im ok now but no one better piss me off or they will be in big trouble well i got to go ill write more later sara

This Ought To Piss Some Off!
CAN we please stop crying about the damn pictures? Every bulletin I have is drama. There are more important things in this world to get fired up about... Take a moment from your whining and think. Think about the soliders in iraq who can't be with thier families tomorrow. Think of the poor who cant afford a turkey. Think about the kids who won't have a good christmas cuz daddy lost his job. Think about what you could do to brighten someones day...theres so much positive stuff you can all do for others...it just seems kinda ridiculous to whine about photos on a website!!!

Wish Me Luck
Busy day for the princess today. 1. Get kids to school 2. Drag my mother to breakfast 3. GO to the DAMN store and purchase turkey 4. Come home and unload it all 5. Make stuffing/sweet taters/turnip/broccoli casserole. 6. Kids get out early 7. Try and wish all my friends a happy thanksgiving 8. Order sumtin for dinner 9. Put kids to bed 10.I dunno yet but im sure something will come up! I hate the store. I hate people in general. They stand in the damn aisle bullshitting and i need to get by. Sometimes i wanna ram them with my cart. If i didnt have to get the damn sacrificial bird I would stay away. And yes I am nut cuz friday...Ill be out at 4 am with all the rude sonofabitches! They take it so seriously and are miserable.

Happy Thnaksgiving..!
WOONT BE ON MUCH THIS WEEK.. KIDS ARE OUT OF SCHOOL SO BE BUSY WITH THEM AND DINNER HERE AT MY HOUSE THIS YEAR SO HAVE TO GET READY FOR THAT.. HOPE YOU ALL HAVE A WONDERFUL ONE... ! WHATS YOUR PLANS FOR THE HOLIDAY?? AND WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR?? SORRY IF I SENT COMENTS TO SOME WHO DONT DO THANKSGIVING.. I KEPT FORGETTING SOME ARE FROM ENGLAND AND ALL OVER AND DONT CELEBRATE THESES HOLIDAYS..;) HAVE A GREAT ONE AND BE SAFE.. SEE YOU ALL MORE NEXT WEEK.. HUGSS AND LOVE GERI!@~!

Nsfw
I don't understand the Not Safe For Work push on CT. This is supposed to be the libertarian social networking site... live and let live... do what you want to, just don't tell me what you want me to do. The biggest thing I don't understand is why are you looking at this site at work for? Get to work, damn it! What are you getting paid for, surfing the internet? And if you work at a job where you can get away with surfing the internet, you probably can get away with looking at a picture of someone in their underwear! Come on people, let's act like adults. At least some of the time... hehe.

Penile Plot Prompts Prison Punishment
PHILADELPHIA (AP) -- A man who mailed a bomb to a doctor because he was angry about how his penis enlargement surgery turned out was sentenced Tuesday to four years and 10 months in prison. Blake Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, put the bomb in the mail on Feb. 11, 2005, in North Bloomfield, Ohio, addressed to the doctor in Chicago. After returning home, he called 911 and told police what he had done. The bomb was retrieved from the mail and destroyed; no one was injured. Steidler pleaded guilty in April to use of a weapon of mass destruction and other charges. Defense lawyer Luis A. Ortiz said at the time of the plea that his client was mentally ill. In addition to the prison term, Steidler was sentenced to five years supervised release, and a $2,000 fine.

Today In History 11-22
On this day... 365 [Felix II] ends his reign as Catholic Pope 498 St Symmachus begins his reign as Catholic Pope 498 [Lawrence] begins his reign as Catholic Pope 1809 Peregrine Williamson of Baltimore patents a steel pen 1831 The opera "Robert Le Diable" is produced (Paris) 1842 Mount St Helens in Washington, erupts 1851 The opera "La Perle Du Br‚sil" is produced (Paris) 1884 T Thomas Fortune starts NY Freeman (NY Age) newspaper 1886 Victoria Street Cable Tram route begins in Melbourne, Australia 1898 The opera "Iris" is produced (Rome) 1906 International Radio Telecommunications Com adopts "SOS" as new call for help 1910 Arthur Knight patents steel shaft golf clubs 1917 National Hockey Association disbands 1917 NHL founded with Montreal Canadiens, Montreal Maroons, TorontArenas, Ottawa Senators & Quebec Bulldogs 1922 Library Ave in the Bronx named 1923 Coolidge pardons WW I German spy Lothar Witzke, sentenced to death

Midweek Madness
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself. - Thomas Mann I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street. - Virginia Woolf Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.- HG Wells

Today In History 11-21
On this day... 235 St Anterus begins his reign as Catholic Pope 496 St Gelasius I ends his reign as Catholic Pope 1654 Richard Johnson, a free black, granted 550 acres in Virginia 1783 Pilstre de Rozier & Marquis d'Arlandes make 1st free balloon flight 1787 Andrew Jackson admitted to the bar 1789 North Carolina ratifies constitution, becomes 12th US state 1794 Honolulu Harbor discovered 1818 Russia's Czar Alexander I petitions for a Jewish state in Palestine 1824 1st Jewish Reform congregation established, Charleston, SC 1837 Thomas Morris of Australia skips rope 22,806 times 1847 Steamer "Phoenix" is lost on Lake Michigan, kills 200 1848 Cincinatti Turngemeinde founded 1871 Moses Gale patents a cigar lighter 1877 Tom Edison announces his "talking machine" invention 1895 Start of Sherlock Holmes "Adventure of Bruce Partington Plans" (BG) 1902 1st night football game, Philadelphia Athletics beats Kanaweola AC, 39-0 1914

Is It True...
Matthew 18:20 “For where two or three are gathered together in My name, there am I in the midst of them.” One day, the secret service visited a church to check it out for the President of the United States. For some reason the President decided not to come, but the news was already out around town. Soon people were calling the church to find out if anyone could come that Sunday. A lady called to say that she wasn’t a member, but she wanted to see the President. She asked the pastor, “Is it true that the President of the United States is going to be in your services on Sunday?” The preacher said, “No madam, he will not be here, but the King of kings will, and that ought to be good enough for you.” Jesus meets with His people, and He doesn’t care about the credentials of the guest list. He is in their midst. What credentials do you bring to the table when you meet with God? Have you ever read of Paul’s credentials in Philippians 3:4-6? What was his response in v

Giant Flying Eel Pot Pies From Mars
So I seem to have highjacked a car while mine is in the shop. Only downside, they are picking me up at 7am today. *Yawn* Take three on my date tonight. Between my car exploding this past Sunday on my way to the first date and being short handed at work I had to prioritize my schedule. Yes I know, the average person would ditch work in a heartbeat to go out and possible get some action, but I have A LOT of work backing up on me and I need to *do* that before anything else. I'm stil unsure as to what I am doing for Thanksgiving. Depending on how tonight goes my plans may be made for me, otherwise it's completely up in the air. My parent's are speaking to anyone right now so I'm fairly sure Thanksgiving at their house has been canceled. My ex-gf's brother invited me to his house, but that is almost two hours away and I have to borrow someone's car just to get to work the rest of this week. I may just give up and sit at home watching TV and drinking Turkey. Well my ride *Geez I fe

Now That You've Arrived
Wednesday, November 22, 2006 Now that you've arrived It is now officially here. The opportunity of this day has finally arrived. You've been preparing for it your whole life. Now is your chance to live it. It's not exactly what you expected. In many ways, though, it is even better than you could have ever imagined. It will take some effort, to be sure. After all, any opportunity that has real value will also have its share of obstacles to be overcome. Fortunately, you have what it takes. And with your knowledge, your experience, your focus, commitment and determination, you can turn the opportunity of this day into the reality of achievement. Stand up, step forward, and seize the opportunity of this day. Now that you've arrived here, it's time to make it count. -- Ralph Marston

Last Chance
Okay this is your last chance to Enter the cutest couple contest I have 10 entries so far.. if you would like to be in the contest just send your pic to me.. The pic must contain you and oe person.. this person can be a signif.. other or a good friend thats up to you.. cant choose.. you can send two pics in.. one of you and friend and one of you and ur hunny Contest will Start sometime this afternoon... send pics in as soon as you can..

Fingers
"Fingers" by PINK... go listen... it's a hot song... I like to let my fingers do the walking..hehehehe (Ahh, Ah,Ha,Ha,Ha,Ha) (Yeah, Mhmm) (Mmm, Uhh) I’m alone now Staring at the ceiling (Uh, Uh) I’m kina bored now I can’t sleep (I Can’t Sleep, Uh, Uh) And you only can make my life complete (Uh, Uh. Ah, IE) and when come you slip into a dream (Uh, Uh. Ah, IE) When it’s late at night and you’re fast a sleep I let my fingers do the walking I press record I become a fiend And no one else is watching I let my fingers do the walking (Sth, Mmm) I’m starving (Sth) For some attention I’m begging, pleading, bleeding For a suggestion (Uh, Uh, Uh) I bite my tongue because I wanna scream (Uh, Uh. Ah, IE) I’m almost there then you turn and look at me (Uh, Uh. Ah, IE) When it’s late at night and you’re fast a sleep I let my fingers do the walking I press record I become a fiend And no one else is watching (I let my fingers do the walking) Rewind

Me In A Good Mood
I can smell the excitement in your skin The smell of sex lingering in the air My hand dug into your back The other wrapped within your hair My nipples hardend with anticipation As your body rubs against my breast I can feel you are exstatic Your Heartbeat pounding faster against your chest My pussy throbs with an aching thirst With each pounding thrust Faster and slower taunting me My body aches with lust My lips begin to tremble My legs begin to shake Almost ready For you my thirsty pussy aches I feel you hardening Controlling it, Faster thrusts and then a little slow Pounding deep with in me, You can give it to me Come on now just let go Each thrust hardening your masculinity inside my hungry walls I can feel it so eagerly You know want it all My voice gasping Your penis thrusting Your ready to explode My pussy trembles, squeezing tightly Eager for your load Oh God I can feel it coming I am calling out your name YOu are so ready This time you it ca

Mot
well took car for its mot 2day expecting it to be fine, well guess not... need a whole new exhaust system and 2 coil springs... thats like £200 plus labour (ex VAT) im seriously fucked, i need my car for college and work but cant get £400 (everything included) by monday, not a hope in hell, so yeah my day fucking stinks!

What Have I Done?
This was written by one of my best online friends. Haven't heard from in a while and he sent this to my email this morning. It's one to add to my collection I guess. I just happen to like his cranky ass and he sends me his new stuff.... *************************************************** WHAT HAVE I DONE? I look back at my past and wonder What have I done? I do not know. But other's do and they smile. I look at my present and wonder What am I doing? I do not know. But other's do and they smile. I look at my future and wonder. What will I be doing? I do not know. But other's will and they will smile. On my death bed, I look at my past And I no longer wonder. I know. And I smile.

I Can't Wait1
In a few hours I'll be outta here and I won't be back to work 'till next tuesday! I get to see my baby and I can't wait! I'll see him in about 17 hrs yay!! I won't be on while Im gone so I just wanted to say I hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday take care. much love -Ari

."wrap Your Legs Around My Waist,"
I am in bed and I am alone. I am sleeping restlessly, dreaming of some imagined erotic encounter with you. A slight grin brightens my sleeping face, while my fingers play between my legs. I'm wet and I want you. With the covers tucked up under my chin, my mind wanders into a place where we are naked, kissing, sucking, and pleasing each other.I can sense a presence in the room with me. Not a threatening presence but a strong, masculine energy. It wakes me from my slumber. I slowly open my eyes to find you sitting by my bedside, watching me sleep. Have I been talking in my sleep? Moaning, perhaps? Your grin leads me to believe I have done both. "Sleep well?" you ask, leaning toward me."I was dreaming...about you," I reply honestly hassan kamal: Pulling one arm out from under my covers, I lean toward you, our noses just inches apart. You notice my bare shoulder and realize that I am naked under my covers, something you hadn't really considered before. The blanket sags, dropping jus

Trivia For Lost
Jorge Garcia missed his sister's wedding to shoot this show in Hawaii. The first season depicts the first 44 days on the island. Locke mentions this when talking to Desmond inside the hatch. ABC opted not to fly the intact N783DL to Hawaii first before dismantling it. Instead, ABC dispatched 40 production workers to Mojave to cannibalize and ship the aircraft pieces. Dismantling took about 5 days in February 2004. The Airline in this show that flew the ill-fated flight is called "Oceanic" this Airline name has been used before in Executive Decision (1996), and has also been used in many other made-for-TV movies. The airplane pieces on the beach, depicting the doomed flight from Sydney, are the remnants of a Lockheed Tristar L-1011. She began service for Eastern Airlines (N308EA) in 1972 and was retired by Delta Airlines (N783DL) in 1998 having racked up a total of 28,822 landings and 58,841 flight-hours. N783DL was bought by Thompson's Aviation Warehouse (Mojav

How Horny Are You?
~You have to penetrate a woman’s defenses. Getting into her head is a prerequisite to getting into her body” 1. Understand That What Turns You On Isn’t Necessarily What Turns Her On Women do get turned on via their eyes; however, your favorite porn movie probably isn’t going to do the trick. Porn is still made, by and large, for men. Want to know what turns her on? Take a look through her magazines and books, think back over the movies she insisted on seeing, and you’ll get a good idea of what she likes to think about when she wants to get in the mood. Does she have any erotic literature hidden away? Read through it when she’s not around and get a good idea of its tone and feel so you can surprise her with a new book along the same vein. Don’t admit you’ve been digging through her private stuff, just tell her that a friend told you this new book really turned his girlfriend on when he read to her from it and see if she’s game to having you do the same. 2. Talk to Her A

Well It's Paying Off
As some of u know ive been hitting the gym real hard as late.. Trying to get in shape, after having a break out to mend my neck and body . Well its paying off. Woo hoo ... I went to try a skirt on this morning and its way to big . I can get it on and off with out undoing it .. So im well chuffed.. All being well i should have a flat tummy soon xx Hopefully

A Good Man, Father, Lover
MY GIFT TO ALL FOR THANKSGIVING If we would just share this with everyone we know then maybe we could get back to the real important stuff in life -- Ever heard the saying - beside every good man is a good woman - well the following is one of the reasons good women also need good men. ALL MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT IT IS TOO BAD THAT PARENTING DOES NOT COME WITH A HANDBOOK Of all the books, magazines, etc. I have read the following is the best advice I have read in my whole life - they should give this to every man in the delivery room and every man at the welfare office - I don\'t care how wealthy you are or how adjusted you think you might be - read the following and tell me you did not learn something profound!!!!! TEN WAYS TO BE A BETTER FATHER by Crawford W. Loritts, Jr. In recent years, much of the debate over today\'s family crisis has focused on men--or more specifically, the lack of positive male role models. It is true too many fathers are absent and

Are You A Metallica Fan??
Metallica - Live in Seoul - August 15, 2006! Seventeen videos from the concert are posted on my CherryTap page! I was there - pretty much right at the front by the fence in front of Rob (the bassist). They still rock (have been a fan since I was 13 years old and saw them on the "And Justice..." tour)! Enjoy! Melanie

Just Tell Us You Love Us And You'll Never Forget...
This is a repost of my good friends Nyne blog The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldie

Love Me Not
I have to block out every thing about you! Hate me for all the things I did... yeah there was some thing here but what the fuck who cares it old shit get a life and leave my shit alone... some things are never know so let them go it better you don't know! are you watching this don't stop and i can't lie it not really your fault so you give up every thing.. all i say is h8 me.. i can't believe you can't see what in your face are you blind I'm not the only one i see this happed to weak bitchess... what if i waned to laugh it all off in your face what would you do! what if i wanted to fight i would bring it.. i say i want it.. i bet you.. do it.. i 'm not running a way brake me h8 me this is who I'm really am in side la-la- la your killing me beat me do what you like... go a head kiss the face of a lie it time to forget the past and see what happens next it just a game get in before you get kicked out every one is looking at me what a great thing... there'll be a day I'll c

Basic Freedoms, Relgion, Or Just Wanting To Be Free,
why is most of the world concerned with relgion, wanting too ban it from everyday life,, what is so bad with the teaching of the bible, since when has it been so bad oo love your naighbor or not too steal, or murder, too be good, too do the right things in your life, too be simple and just do right by other people, weather you may or maynot believe in God, tell me whats worng with the living life right honest and moral, believing in helping your naighbor loving your familey, caring for one another, obeying the law,, believe it or not our laws come based on the bible, today free speech is ok as long as its not about the bible,, i got news the 1st amendment is missinterpted by our government, when it talks about relgion and government seperate, put in proper context it means that when our ancesters came here from england they were forced to serve in a one country church sponcered by the government, so they came here so they could worship as they choose, our 1st amendment says the governm

For The Over 40's
In case you missed it on 60 minutes. This is for all girls around 40...AND...for guys who are scared of girls over 40. This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes. Andy Rooney says: As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, "What are you thinking? She doesn't care what you think. If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting. Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it. Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated. Women get psychic as they age. You never have to c

Elmo
Funny There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little pie

Angel
sees an angel always near sees someone so dear sees beauty takes my breath away see the one who made my day always around in spirit an my mind thinking of her how devine she is the one who stole my heart the one i love the one i know the one i want to show

Ranting
I'm sick and tire of these phonie's who hit up everyone and their momma for pts just so they can be in the top ten. On several occassions I have taken the time and effort to actually rate all 200 of their pics and they don't even have the decency to at least acknowledge it. Why should I give you all ten's when I'm just another neck to step on while you make your way to the top? I'm sick you all and you can all kiss my ass! xoxo Ari

Whatever
omg... something else for people to bitch about. The new NSFW stuff... who the fuck cares .. most of us don't want to see your pervie junk scrolling across the pages anyways! Hey... you're not the owner of the site, so shut the hell up already! I don't see you working on it day in and day out... what the hell do you have to complain about. It's a free site! What, oh you aren't getting as many points, well boofuckinghoo to you too! Get over it.. move on. Get a life offline!

Seductive Plans
We both feel the glow of passion, Shining deep in the night with desires And with the thrill of your soft kisses, And the touch, your fingertips so warm, My body starts to shiver, and quiver, In a silence of total ecstasy... Offering both of ourselves with no demands Fiery passions, seductive plans, Luscious cravings, sweetest love And showering me with feelings, Of your... embrace, As I relieve all of my flames, My body begins to tremble with ecstasy... Taking you in my strong arms I lift you, And carry you before the blazing fire, And slowly lay you down as we feel, Love's... desire That flows swiftly through our veins, With the burning flames flickering thru, On our bodies, melting together as one, Having a romantic evening of pure ecstasy

My Light
As i sit in the dark waiting for my time to come, Waiting and waiting, As my time is short i must find my way, The lonely darkness corrupting my mind slowly, Waiting and waiting, I know my time has come, I've been waiting for the darkness to end, Waiting and waiting, No one around in the darkness but me, I need a light to led me threw, Waiting and waiting, All this time in the dark thinking about that one light, And that light appears to be you. Written by: LE

Oh My Gawd!!!!
ENOUGH!!!! ENOUGH!!!! ENOUGH!!!!! IF I HEAR ONE MORE COMPLAINT ABOUT THE NEW PHOTO POLICY I'M GOING TO GOUGE MY EYEBALLS OUT WITH TOOTHPICKS. THIS THE DIRECTION THE OWNERS OF THE SITE WISH TO TAKE. THEN BE IT. ITS THEIR SITE TO RUN HOW THEY SEE FIT. THEIR SITE THEIR RULES. DO I AGREE WITH ALL OF IT? NO I DON'T. BUT SOME OF IT I DO. I ENJOY COMING TO THIS SITE AND TALKING WITH THE KICK ASS PEOPLE ON HERE, BUT AT THE SAME TIME I DON'T WANT TO SEE T AND A SCROLLING ACROSS MY SCREEN EVERY TEN SECONDS NOR DO I WANT TO SEE THE TIGHTY WHITEY COCK BULGE PIC EITHER. AS FAR AS PEOPLE BEING ABLE TO LOOK AT THE SITE WHILE THEY ARE AT WORK, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU PEOPLE DO FOR A LIVING WHERE YOU CAN JUST CHILL ON THE WORK COMPUTER BROWSING THE WEB. DO YOUR JOBS AND STOP WORRYING WHETHER OR NOT YOU CAN LOG ON TO CHERRY TAP FROM WORK. IS THAT WHAT YOUR EMPLOYERS PAY YOU TO DO ON THEIR COMPUTERS? AND CAN WE SOME DEFINED CRITERIA ON WHAT CONSTITUTES NSFW PIC? AS FAR PEOPLE BEING TARGETED, T

Im The Girl
what love saying are you? i'm the girl who has her outfit picked out 2 weeks before a partywho has a crush on a boy for a long time and also who can't stand for her heart to be brokenwhich has happened beforeTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Black Label Society - In This River
I’ve Been Around This World, Yet I See No End. All Shall Fade To Black Again And Again. This Storm That’s Broken Me, My Only Friend. Yeah In This River All Shall Fade To Black In This River Aint No Coming Back In This River All Shall Fade To black Aint No Coming Back Withdrawn A Step Away, Just To Find My Self The Door Is Closed Again, The Only One Left This Storm That’s Broken Me, My Only Friend. Yeah In This River All Shall Fade To Black In This River Aint No Coming Back In This River All Shall Fade To black Aint No Coming Back In This River All Shall Fade To Black In This River Aint No Coming Back In This River All Shall Fade To black Aint No Coming Back In This River All Shall Fade To Black In This River Aint No Coming Back In This River All Shall Fade To black Aint No Coming Back (this song is an awesome tribute to one of the best guitarists i ever got to meet not too long before his death. R.I.P. Dimebag You're sorely missed)

Window
They say the eyes are the window to the soul What do you see when you look into mine Can you see the pain Can you see the love Can you see the woman What do you see when you look into mine They say the eyes are the window to the soul

Everything
Everything you give, everything you bleed, I need Everything you hate, everything you hurt, I love Everything you cut, everything you kill, I feel Everything you burn, every little bribe, I lose Everything you want, everything you waste, I need Everything you saw, everything you say, I hear Everything you make, everything that's mine, I break Everything you leave, everything you love, I hate Don't you wanna fill every little vein, I do Don't you wanna suck every little hole, I do Don't you wanna crave, don't you wanna crawl, I do Don't you wanna break every little bone, I do Everything you give, everything you bleed, I need Everything you hate, everything you hurt, I love Everything you cut, everything you kill, I feel Everything you burn, every little bribe, I lose Every little nail, every little slip, I fail Every little nail, every little slip, I fail With every little nail, every little slip, I fail With every little nail, every little sl

Thats Me
What Kind of Dreamer Are You (Awesome Pics)? You are an anti-social romantic. You don't like people because no one understands you and no one feels like you do. So you prefer to spend your time alone.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Queensryche - Silent Lucidity
Hush now, don't you cry, Wipe away the teardrop from your eye. You're lying safe in bed, It was all a bad dream spinning in your head. Your mind tricked you to feel the pain, Of someone close to you leaving the game (of life). So here it is, another chance, wide awake you face the day. The dream is over, or has it just begun....? There's a place I like to hide, A doorway that I run through in the night Relax child, you were there But only didn't realize, and you were scared. It's a place where you will learn To face your fears Retrace the years And ride the whims of your mind. Commanding in another world Suddenly you hear and see this magic new dimension I........will be watching over you I........am gonna help to see you through I........will protect you in the night I........am smiling next to you In silent lucidity Visualise your dream, Record it in the present tense, Put it into a permanent form, If you persist in all efforts, You can achieve drea

My Rant About The Bs In Bulletins...don't Read If You Don't Wanna Hear My Opinion.
THIS IS MY BLOG, SO I'LL WRITE WHAT I WANT IN IT. I'm purposely keeping it out of the bulletins section cause it'd get buried in all the bullshit anyway. I just went through reading the latest bulletins and all I can say is, "What the fuck?" I've pretty much kept my mouth shut until now. This has TOTALLY gotten outta hand. Let me start by sayin that the intent of this blog isn't to piss people off or alienate anyone. It's my attempt to understand what the fuck people are thinking and why. And please read through the entire blog if you're going to read this. First of all...What is with all these people getting bent out of shape because Mike asked that suggestive pics not be used as PRIMARY photos? What's the big fucking deal if you can't show your tits or dick in your primary photo? You can show, at a minimum depending on your level, 50 if not more pics of your tits, etc. in your pictures section. Ok, 49 cause one has to be for your primary. OMG! GASP! The censorship of it all! Ar

Broken Promises
You said we’d always be together, And nothing could tear us apart. You said you knew you loved me, You could feel it in your heart. You promised you’d love me forever, And love doesn’t change overnight. You said you cherished each minute together, Every second holding me tight. You claimed you do anything for me, There was nothing you wouldn’t do. You said if we kept no secrets, There wasn’t anything we couldn’t get through. You told me I was beautiful, And that I was perfect in every way. You said that I was always on your mind, You thought about me everyday. You said you felt special when we were close, Like all you worries had disappeared. You claimed you’d want me always, Us being apart you greatly feared. But here I am broken, torn, and all alone, Theres emptiness where you stood by my side. That means many promises were broken, I guess that means...you lied.

Hehe
well im actuali 14 i lied bwt bein 18 cus u cnt use ths thng if u dnt ae lol,well i live in new zealand its pretty kewl im bwt 2 tke ths trip ovaseas 4 the holidays so thtl b gud ye im roadkill atm whch is sad lol so ye tell pepl bwt ma pge ill upd8 it soon wit sum asum stf..Well i got exams 2moz so i beta get bk 2 studyn lol so well bibi xxxx

Queensryche - Another Rainy Night (without You)
Don't slam the door on your way out Don't leave without saying goodbye Another long distance night alone You leave me wanting, always leave me wanting more Last word today, coming home to stay? Wouldn't that be nice, for awhile? But now my take-out food is growing cold And the candle's burned a hole in the floor and I'm Still waiting for the ring of the phone I'm all alone And it's another rainy night without you Guess I'll leave the light on for you It's just another rainy night without you Listen, there's a foghorn blowing from the coast tonight Remember makin' love in the rain? Strange how laughter looks like crying with no sound Raindrops taste like tears without the pain I'm not much without you, can't leave if I wanted to Maybe that's why you stay around But tonight I'll sit here tending the fire And pace the floor one hundred times in an hour, and Check the voice-mail for a message you've called (-You have no new messages in your mailbox-) I'

Welcome Home©
Contrary to what you may have heard,guys can be romantic. The problem is most of us have no idea how to romance the one we love. So this story is for the ones we love and lust. It's a guide to show the path to passion. So pull up a chair,call the one that matters,cuddle close and enjoy together.... It didn't suprise her that I'd be calling. They always tried to touch base after work. Should I cook or are you cooking or maybe takeout. This call was NOT about dinner. What she was not ready for was my tone. As she answered all she could hear was my breathing. She was no longer to talk but to listen. The instructions were short and sweet,pull into the garage,turn off the car and walk to the door. There she will find a note on the door going into the house. From there she was to follow the directions. Instantly she could feel her heat. I know her better than anyone ever will and this evening was going to be all about her. From the house I heard the garage door open. Turni

Is It Me?
Is it me or does everyone find it strange that some men on this site think that its a good idea to have a profile pic showing them in their underwear, while they have a hard on? Yes I know its a way to get around the censorship. but it just looks stupid to me, still its better than seeing a mans bits all hanging out. Yes I know it seems to be getting the norm for women to start having a profile pic showing themselves in their underwear, but women just seem to show off much more tastefully. I have no problem with men showing their chests off, and if women or men want to see the rest then just ask the person. As for me, well I used to have nudes locked away on another site, and only let people who asked to see. Obviously i didn't get many requests, didn't expect many either LOL. The question is, would i do the same here? Well to be honest I haven't been asked, and I don't have any strong desire to show my bits. Its the same with asking for nudes on the site or searching for them

Learning About Cherry Tap
Well bare w/ me (lmao trust me forget that idea...u so do not wanna see my fat ass naked) but anyhow...I am still learning how to use this program. I don't get to spend much time exploring it as I would like to but I learn a lil summin new each time I am on. Thanks for the comments and nice Hi's!!

October Baby
What Does Your Birth Month Reveal About You? October:Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn'tpretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.You are a natural leader who is able to stand up when no one else can.Strong and powerful, you tend to overshadow those around you.Your soul reflects: Gratitude, comfort, and true love.Your gemstone: Tourmaline.Your flower: Cosmos (see above)Your colors: White and yellow.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Aww I Love U
learn to say >i love you< in many languages =] (corrected!) afrikaans: ek is lief vir joualbanian: te duaamharic: afekrishalehouarabic: una bahebak (to a man), una bahebik (to a woman)armenian: yes kez si'rumemTake this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

The Mayflower
The Mayflower was fast, seaworthy ship and was about twenty years old. She had been in the wine trade in France and could carry one hundred & eighty tons. No one is sure exactly what the ship looked like. The ship was about ninety feet long and about twenty-five feet wide. The middle part of the main deck was open to the weather. Below this was the gun deck and below that was the hold. There were high structures at the bow and stern of the ship. The one at the bow was the forecastle, where the crew slept and the cook had a brick wood-burning stove. The structure at the aft, the stern castle, had two short decks, one below the other. In one of these was the master's stateroom and the "great cabin," where the officers ate. In both there were also bunks for the more important passengers. Since this was the driest part of the ship, the flour and sea biscuits were stored here. On the deck below was the steerage. Steering wheels and gear had not yet been invented. Instead, the ship was

The Future's So Bright....uh, I Got Nuthin
MWAHAHAHAHAHA leela is gonna do it with zap brannigan this episode is so fucking funny god damn HILARIOUS!! i fucking love this show leela is so fucking hot one eye, purple hair, sooooooooo hot

The Puritans
The Church of England was somewhere between the Catholic and Protestant religions. The services were full of ritual and the Bishops told the people what to believe. Some of the people did not like all the ceremony and wanted to study the Bible and decide for themselves what to believe. By the early 1600's, thousands of people in England, Scotland and Ireland felt this way. Others made fun of them for wanting to "purify the church." Soon they became known as "Puritans." Most Puritans still went to the Church of England but they also met secretly in homes to study the Bible and listen to sermons. Many Puritans were willing to wait until their numbers were strong enough to rid the English church of all traces of the Roman Catholic Church. Some Puritans, known as Separatists, were ready to leave the church right away. They wanted a church without deans or bishops or any sacraments except baptism and communion. They did not want any altars, candles, incense, or organ music. Every church

Story Of Thanksgiving
Throughout history mankind has celebrated the bountiful harvest with thanksgiving ceremonies. Before the establishment of formal religions many ancient farmers believed that their crops contained spirits which caused the crops to grow and die. Many believed that these spirits would be released when the crops were harvested and they had to be destroyed or they would take revenge on the farmers who harvested them. Some of the harvest festivals celebrated the defeat of these spirits. Harvest festivals and thanksgiving celebrations were held by the ancient Greeks, the Romans, the Hebrews, the Chinese, and the Egyptians. The Greeks The ancient Greeks worshipped many gods and goddesses. Their goddess of corn (actually all grains) was Demeter who was honored at the festival of Thesmosphoria held each autumn. On the first day of the festival married women (possibility connecting childbearing and the raising of crops) would build leafy shelters and furnish them with couches made wi

The Pilgrims
The Pilgrims, who celebrated the first thanksgiving in America, were fleeing religious prosecution in their native England. In 1609 a group of Pilgrims left England for the religious freedom in Holland where they lived and prospered. After a few years their children were speaking Dutch and had become attached to the Dutch way of life. This worried the Pilgrims. They considered the Dutch frivolous and their ideas a threat to their children's education and morality. So they decided to leave Holland and travel to the New World. Their trip was financed by a group of English investors, the Merchant Adventurers. It was agreed that the Pilgrims would be given passage and supplies in exchange for their working for their backers for 7 years. On Sept. 6, 1620 the Pilgrims set sail for the New World on a ship called the Mayflower. They sailed from Plymouth, England and aboard were 44 Pilgrims, who called themselves the "Saints", and 66 others ,whom the Pilgrims called the "Strangers." Th

Jeeeeeeeeeeez
may-onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn... it is FREEZING in here. good thing i gots my hot nasty cheap, over spiced shit soup! and futurama is on again oh yeah a two-fer and this one is REAL funny im still cold though BLEH *shakes fist violently at house in general* DAMN YOUS!!!

Thanksgiving Day Song
"Thanksgiving Day" By Lydia Maria Child Over the river and through the wood, To grandfather's house we'll go; The horse knows the way To carry the sleigh Through the white and drifted snow. Over the river and through the wood,-- Oh, how the wind does blow! It stings the toes And bites the nose As over the ground we go. Over the river and through the wood, To have a first-rate play, Hear the bells ring "Ting-a-ling-ding!" Hurrah for Thanksgiving Day! Over the river and through the wood, Trot fast, my dapple gray! Spring over the ground Like a hunting hound! For this is Thanksgiving Day! Over the river and through the wood, And straight through the barnyard gate; We seem to go Extremely slow; It is so hard to wait! Over the river and through the wood, Now grandmother's cap I spy! Hurrah for the fun! Is the pudding done? Hurrah for the Pumpkin Pie!

The Whole Thing About The Pics
MIKES BULLETIN-- i'm really getting tired of seeing the cleavage shots with no faces, and ass pics as primary photos everywhere on the site. none of my friends can even load the site while they're at work, and they're one of the main reasons we started this thing. in the near future we're going to start being more aggressive when it comes forcibly flagging adult/slutty pictures on the site, but before we do that i'm asking for everyone to help us out by just not using those photos as your primary. we don't want to be big brother and control the content of the photos you upload, but we do ask that you use the tools given to keep that content away from people who don't share your views. again, please help us clean up the site by keeping the slutty ass/cleavage/underwear/whatever shots out of your primary photos. -mike ok we have all seen and read the post right? and i know alot of ppl are wondering why ppl are so pissed over it. well here is why im upset and i thi

The Pilgrims Came
"The Pilgrims Came" By Annette Wynne The Pilgrims came across the sea, And never thought of you and me; And yet it's very strange the way We think of them Thanksgiving Day. We tell their story, old and true, Of how they sailed across the blue, And found a new land to be free And built their homes quite near the sea. Every child knows well the tale Of how they bravely turned the sail, And journeyed many a day and night, To worship God as they thought right. The people think that they were sad, And grave; I'm sure that they were glad-- They made Thanksgiving Day--that's fun-- We thank the Pilgrims, every one!

Thanksgiving History
On Thanksgiving Day, American Families gather around tables laden with food and give thanks for the blessing of the past year. In kitchens across the continent women bustle about, preparing turkey, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. This American holiday has been celebrated since the Pilgrims first set aside an occasion to thank God for a plentiful harvest. The pilgrims held the first Thanksgiving festival at Plymouth, Massachusetts, in October, 1621. The bitter winter of 1620, when the ship "Mayflower" had brought them to a new country, was over. They had known hunger, and sickness had carried away half the band of about 100 settlers. But life was better now. The seeds sown early in 1621 had produced a harvest that allowed them to increase their scanty rations. The settlers were enjoying good health. Work was going ahead on the houses they were building along Town Brook. They walked peacefully and safely in the woods, for they had made friends with the Indians and signed a long-l

Happy Thanksgiving
The mere thought of Thanksgiving Day invokes visions of a beautiful laid out table, covered with linen, adorned by china, and delicious foot. This family tradition, started so long ago, continues down the generations, with no end in sight for the future generations to come. It is a purely American holiday, that causes us to pause and acknowledge how truly thankful we should be. Through the years, the holiday has refined itself to what it is today. Foods are basically the same as they were then, totally familiar to us. Many pioneers who came to American shores would be surprised by the "new goods" we now deem as part of our Thanksgiving table. These pioneers came from many lands, mostly originating at the beginning from Europe: the English, who came to Virginia in 1607, and the New England in 1620; the Dutch, who settled in New York in 1623; the Finns and Swedes in Delaware in the 1620's; the English Quakers in Pennsylvania in 1681; and the Germans also in Pennsylvania about 1690.

10 Rules For Being Human
10 Rules For Being Human 1. You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period. 2. You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life." 3. There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation. The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work." 4. Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson. 5. Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned. 6. "There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here." 7. Other people are merely mirrors of you. You can

Juggalo Family
yeah i know you dont know me but like maybe some of you....anyway you guys should check out www.gzninjas.net and tell them ladyj sent ya. i know i know lol another site but we are more then happy to have you guys stop by

I Just Don't Know Anymore
You know, it really sucks when you think and believe that you have true friends, only to learn that they turn around and open their mouths about crap that was told to them in confidence. I've always had a problem with trust, and when it gets broken, as it has once again, it just makes it harder for the next person to get close to me. I now do not know who I can and cannot trust... I hate this feeling more than anything. Hell, now I'm afraid to talk to anyone... and for me, that just isn't good. Ok, so maybe my problem is that I care too much, that I always want to help the other person out, only to be stabbed in the back when it comes time for them to help me... I just don't know anymore... maybe it's time to once again build those walls that I love so much... the ones that no one can get through or over... The ones that I feel so safe hiding behind... I only know that I cant take this pain anymore...

Ladies
if there is any ladies that want to add me on their msn messenger please free to do so cuz i am usually online alot and here is my email addy====Nascar8_3@hotmail.com and please a comment on this blog and please give this a good rating and please be nice to leave a comment after your donwe reading it thanks

The One
The One by YeahBabyyy © So many roads wide open to me now Which way do I turn? To whom do I turn to? I thought I new what I wanted Knew just what I was looking for It seems that I meet someone new everyday One is strong and very demanding One is Loving and caring Another, tempting The list could go on forever For a long time I didn’t even care I was happy just being alone Now I realize, it’s not for me I want to love And to be loved And I have to pick the right man for me There is one I know I can be myself with One I know I can laugh with One I know I could be happy with I love to be around him Miss him when he is not here One I know I can and will someday love Yes he could be the one

Oh Look! Manda's An Insomniac...who'd've Guessed?
Fought with Jason, made up with Jason. Had deep speaks about our future together with Jason. All in a night's work, I s'pose. It's currently 2:02am. I should be asleep. Dad's kinda pushing for me to see the doctor about my insomnia. But I really don't feel like being doped up on sleep medication. The worst part? I think part of me is sabatoging my efforts to try and get to sleep at a decent time. Because even though I haven't had a nightmare in months, I think maybe part of me is afraid the longer I sleep, the more likely I will have one. Or maybe I've just spent too much time thinking about my nightmares since our triptych for Advanced Drawing has to be a fear and I decided to do my guy in all black and white mask and no eyes looking at me in every window of my house nightmare...

Sharing
Sharing by YeahBabyyy © My heart aches when I think of you Is it the pain of being in-love with you Is it because of the pain I hear in you now Is this a pain that we share The day we met I knew it was real for me Seeing the smile on your face Hearing your voice and the words you said to me Feeling your touch and wanting you so much How was I to know that night on the phone That telling you how I was feeling was going to leave me alone Listening .. Hearing your words and feeling my pain Feeling numb and dieing inside Days go by and not one word Worse then that… being together Then feeling more lonely Then together again Both saying .. I miss you I want you I crave you I love you But still … I’m here and you are there Your with her and I am with him Tears on both ends , sounds of pain Will there be an end If so what will it be ?

Crazy
Crazy by YeahBabyyy © Every time I think of you I see her Every time we talk I think of her Even if you don’t say her name She is still there, to me You tell me when you are there with her You think of me Somewhere deep inside me I ask myself does he do the same when he is with me In my mind I see you being with her The same way you are with me Telling her you love her Making love to her Sharing parts of yourself with her that we have shared And even parts that we never will As we lay in each others arms Saying “I love you “ I realize yesterday and tomorrow You will be doing the same with her I wonder If someday while we are making love Will I look in your eyes and see her there Will that be it for me, the end for me You act like your loving me Is the answer to everything But you don’t understand It doesn’t ease the pain It doesn’t make me happy Or make me feel special It doesn’t make me feel good To know you are ok with sharing me

Wtf?
My ex is pissing me the fuck off right now. She rarely see the kids anymore, she has only seen them 6 times since moving back the Cali, most those times are for only a few hours. She has tomorrow off but has to work Thursday so I told her come get the kids Tuesday night and bring them back to me Wednesday night, this was last week. She told me she wanted to do this...now I haven't heard from her since then. She tells me all the time "The kids mean so much to me" but this is how she acts. How can any parent, mother or father, do this to their children?

Damn It!!
God...I wish that I was more attractive!! Like I really need to lose some weight so then I can look better in my clothes and especially fit better in them. *sigh*...God I hate my bodie sometimes..it just really puts me through so much shit sometimes..like I lose weight and then I just gain it all back..It really sucks ass!! Its also really hard for me to exercise or to even get on a diet cuse it would last for like a week then Id stop..I just really dont have the motivation to do it. Can somebodie please help me..Im sick of seeing my fugly body!!

How Can People Be So Rude, Jealousy?
This has happened twice to me and the first time I blame "steve". He was sending me user comment after user comment, sometimes twice a day. Pretty soon it was appearing as though the only user comments I got were from him. So, I sent him a comment asking him to please stop sending me comments. He is over 50 and responded, child like, by rating all my pics a "1", and removing me from his friends list. Ok.. while that made me feel bad, I got over it. Just now, someone else left one of my photos a "1".. now I know I'm not perfect, but that seems a revenge, or jealousy sort of action.. I just don't understand. I'm with nympho wolf, if this is how CT is now. It may not be worth staying.

Reflecting On The Past Month Here......
So I joined Lost Cherry just over a month ago..... Now I belong to Cherry Tap. And boy how things have changed since then... I came to get away from myspace.. did that. Now myspace is trying to follow me here. I was looking to talk to people that were over 18..did that. Now I see 18 yr. olds admit in there "about me" sections that they are 15 yrs. old or are a freshman in high school. I was trying to meet new and interesting people... did that. people are always new and interesting anyways so that stayed the same. Sometimes their attitudes change though, but then again so do their moods. I was trying to find pics of hot chicks to view(that were over 18)... did that. Now I find out that 15yr olds were posting webcam links. So now I have to really look to make sure that the hot chics are of age. I was trying to get away from the teen drama that plagues myspace... did that. Now I found adult drama....Oh Well can't win em all. I was trying to find a place to le

( **** )
I thought I would never be able to sleep All these thoughts running through my head But sleep I did, all night and almost all the next day Feeling empty and used, like my heart is being abused Is it you or is it me? It feels as if you are saying to me “ To bad you don’t feel the same as me “ I know I should just go Forget all that was said Just make myself believe it was never real Just all in my head Just a dream Something that was never meant to be Forget all that I thought was (US) ***Babyyy***

Mine
Mine I never thought in A million years, you would be there to kiss all my tears ... Or that I would have a love for you like none I've ever known... I know I can't possible ever feel alone again, with you in my life... You have always told me from the start to keep the faith, You always said you only wanted to see happy... I opened up my heart and prayed that someday you would love me to, in the same way ... Through the good times and the bad, the happy times and the sad, we managed to fall in love and still stay friends... I want to lay in our love, feel your sweet embrace, lie in your warm arms, and feel your chest on my lips... I want to lay beside you every night, wake up to you holding me tight for the rest of our lives... I want to be yours and for you to be MINE ... ***Babyyy***

This Needy Thing I Feel
This Needy Thing I Feel It’s happy and it’s sad It laughs and it cries It’s full and it's empty It has a beginning and sometimes an ending This needy thing I feel, is called love .. ***Babyyy***

Don’t Look At Me
Don’t Look At Me Don’t look at me, you won’t see me. You may see someone you think is pretty, But that is not I, I am ugly. You may see someone you think is happy, But I am sad and very lonely. You may see someone that looks healthy, But I am always very sick. Don’t look at me; don’t look into my heart, For you will see it is broken and torn. Don’t look into my eyes, They are only lifeless mirrors. Don’t look into my soul. You’ll see that I am old, I have found life and love to be cold. Don’t look at me, you won’t see me *** Babyyy ***

More Thoughts!!
So if you thought you could keep me tied up and chained up think again. You swore to me that you'd never stop being my friend. Yet yesterday ,when i called you ,you showed your hateful side to me. You said that you'd always forgive me for anything i did,as long as i played your game. I've fallowed your rules,I never broke them. When I messed up I never ran,I took what ever you dished out. I twiswted and turned inside out for you. I played the part of your slave to the T. Yet here I am alone and once again on my own. I did everything you asked of me. I played by your rules and your rules alone. Yet you left me as fast as you picked me up. Now I pull myself back together, and you want me to feel bad for wanting what i want. Does anyone eles sees something wrong with this pic,or am I the only one. You also swore we would stay friends,but now when other men start looking at me, you want me to feel bad because of it. Anyone eles see anything

My Love Is A Gift To You
My Love Is A Gift To You ... It will always be there ... To hold you when you need someone ... It will always be there ... To listen to you when you need someone .. It will always be there ... To catch the tears when they fall... It will always be there ... To treasure the smiles that you give ... It will always be there ... For you see my Love is a True Love A gift from Me to You ... ***Babyyy***

How Long Does Love Last
How Long Does Love Last (@)}---'--,--'--, As Long As ... The Pain Of Normal Life Is Being Eased. As Long As ... Our Hearts Are Pure And True. As Long As ... There Are Good Times And Bad Times To Share. As Long As ... This Crazy World Keeps Us Sitting On The Hood . As Long As ... I Need You and You Need Me . As Long As ... We Are Both Happy (@)}----'--,--'--, ***Babyyy***

Loving Him Was Easy
Loving Him Was Easy He had looked inside my heart I knew It from the start He had found my soul I was under his control He could have ask me to do anything I would have stood in the freezing rain He was playing with me, teasing me little did he know he was pleasing me He could have owned my life But instead he asked me to be his wife ***Babyyy*** :)

Donne Dai Capelli Rossi
Natural redheads are a rare breed. Who hasn't heard people talk about "the redheaded temper" or the rumors about the sexual appetites and abilities of a redhead? To many, redheaded women are the ultimate enigma. We are fiery, passionate, impulsive and powerfully magnetic. People tend to be either frightened of us or strongly attracted; some people feel both at once. Not many are lucky enough to possess the wonderful fiery tresses, and for those of you who dont, good luck trying to be like us.

Pain
PAIN .... I can't believe this .. You've just ripped out my heart ..I've always told you the truth .. Right form the start ..I told you how I was .. Who I was .. I never held anything back.. I thought you were the same .. I didn't know this was just a game ..I felt my love for you grow .. I wanted to know how you felt about me I just had to Know ..I was afraid to know the truth .. I was afraid if I pushed you,you would go away... And I would be left here feeling this pain that I am feeling now..You got so close to me .. And to my kids .. what was you thinking ..How could you not see how this was going to hurt us all...You didn't really feel any love for me right ..I know you said those words ( I love you San ) I can still hear them now ..I feel like I can't breath .. Tears flooding my eyes I can't stop the crying .... Or the pain in my heart .. How could loving you lead to feeling this way .. Wanting to die inside .. Having to wake up to face another day .. Alone ..So much more alon

The Pain I Feel Is Real
The Pain I Feel Is Real My love for you was so strong....But not strong enough to hold you .... Here in my arms Is where I thought you belonged... I never knew love could hurt so much , Until you was gone .. I realize now it was only a dream.. something I made up in my head.. The thought of loving you and you loving me.. How happy It could be .. holding you close every night .. never wanting you out of my sight .. Loving you with my heart and my soul .. never wanting to let go .. It was that feeling that I had .. that needing to be loved .. And instead I end up sad.. And alone .. And very cold... It hurts to even think now ... It hurts so much .. How could I not know .. That your love was never there for me.. How could I not see .. One thing I know for sure ..... This pain that I feel is real.. For me .. (@)}---'--,--'-- ***Babyyy*** (@)}---'--,--'--

A Place In Life
A Place in life The sun rises and so do I , A cup of coffee and a piece of pie. A little boy and his mother, His sister and his brother. The trucker over in the corner half asleep, Feeling like he has been beat. The young couple on their honeymoon, That wanted to sleep until noon. The preacher on the phone, Wanting to go home. The waitress dead on her feet, Wanting to go home and sleep. What does it all mean? We all have a place in life. We do what we can to survive. Sometimes we look but we don't see, I'm just glad to be free (to be me ) ! *** Babyyy ***

Feeling Alone
Feeling Alone Feeling alone No place to be Not here Not there No one can see me The beating of my heart The sounds only breaths apart Beating so loudly Beating so strong Where did I go wrong The past not so far away The thought of days gone by Thinking of you every minute of the day Wondering why you wouldn't stay Now all I can do is pray Wishing you had never lied We both no how hard we have tried The future doesn't look so bright Wishing this pain would some how die No relief from pain in sight ***Babyyy***

What My Birthday Means.
Your Birthdate: January 19 You are resilient, and no doubt your resilience has already been tested. You've had some difficult experiences in your life, but you are wise from them. Having had to grow up quickly, you tend to discount the advice of others. You tend to be a loner, having learned that the only person you can depend on is yourself. Your strength: Well developed stability and confidence Your weakness: Suspicion of others Your power color: Eggplant Your power symbol: Spade Your power month: October What Does Your Birth Date Mean?

Fooling Myself
Fooling myself Am I fooling myself Can you tell me My feelings run so deep I can't even sleep Feeling so close to you Knowing it's so true Why is there fear Because of shaded tears This empty place Taking up space I know you don't feel the same And I know It's not a game In my heart I can't bear to part I close my eyes and there you are This beautiful bright shining star I feel something pulling me I swear I can't just leave it be ***Babyyy***

Perfect Story For The Season
He almost didn't see the old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her. Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was that chill which only fear can put in you. He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson." Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and

Things You Can Learn On The Discovery Channel
A couple was watching a Discovery Channel special about an African bush tribe whose men all had penises 24 inches long. When a male reaches a certain age, a string is tied around his penis and on the other end is a weight. After a while, the weight stretches the penis to 24 inches. Later that evening as the husband was getting out of the shower, his wife looked down at him and said: "How about we try the African string-and-weight procedure?" The husband agreed and they tied a string and weight to his penis. A few days later, the wife asked the husband: "How is our little tribal experiment coming along?" "Well, it looks like we're about half way there," he replied. "Wow, you mean it's grown to 12 inches?" "No, it's turned black."

Online
Online .. If your lucky you find someone that has Passion .. A Heart and Soul .... Someone that has the same wants and needs that you have ... If your lucky ..... Online .... I was just hoping from room to room ,looking around checking things out. I seen something that struck my eye. I decided to check out what was going on inside . And there he was , I heard this voice with a soul so deep . It wasn't just the poems he was reading , It was what he was saying to me . Trying to pull me out of the shadows where I sat .Wanting me to share a piece of me ,But I was not ready for that .I slipped him, some of my work in a (IM) , He whispered to me that they were very good and to send him more . I left the room , and he called me back in . I don't know why , But I came running then . I loved hearing his voice and the things he had said . He opened up a window to talk to me , It made me feel special that no one else could see . He spent some time just with me.

The Time To Say I Love You
The Time To Say I Love You .. The time to say I love you, Is before the love is gone. Many things can happen with love, Don't wait to long. An old love, That has been run through the mud. Could Be brought back to life, With just a little bit of Luv. A new love wanting to be seen, Begging not to be set free. Let your feelings be known, Make sure you say what you mean. A loved one that you know, Won't be around forever. Make sure they know, They have always been treasured. And that child that has done wrong, And makes you feel like coming apart. Show him all the love in your Heart .... The time to say I love you is, before the Love is gone .. ***Babyyy***

6 To 16
6 to 16 Looking into my past what do I see? Something that haunts me. How many times did I close my eyes. Because I did not know witch way to go. Wanting to let out a silent cry. Thinking to myself "How could they not know. " That child in me wanting to shout. Sitting in the closet with no way out. Praying the end would be near. Thinking someone could hear. And then I realize my worst fears. No one seen the tears. What should I have said but never did? What was going through my head? They say time heals all pain. Funny how it still hits me like a speeding train. Put it in the past. Thank God it didn't last. I guess in the end you just try to pretend. But even today it creeps up on me and hits me in the face without any grace. I hate to say but I don't see it ever going away, I think the pain is here to stay. So mothers, be on call ... you may think you know him.. but you may not know him at all.... ***Babyyy***

A Heart To Hold
A Heart To Hold I'm sending you a heart to hold, Please don't think this thing I do is bold. For you see I am tired of feeling lonely, And I want someone to Love me only. Please don't think it is a brave thing I do, It's just a part of me loving you. I'm wanting someone to call my own, I'm tired of being all alone. Loving you is an easy thing to do, And you know my love is true. Thoughts of you are always here in my heart, I never want to be apart. My need for you is so strong, It just can't be wrong. And why is it I can never say good bye, We always leave with a sigh. For me there will always be you, No matter what you do. It's still not a brave thing I do, I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU ..... :) ***Babyyy***

Even With My Eyes Closed
Even With My Eyes Closed Even with my eyes close, I see your face . In the darkness ,You are my light . I can always fine safety in your arms, love in your heart. A special want in your eyes, that look that says I'm your love . It tells me that there is so much more , That I will always be a part of your soul . Seeing something I never thought I would . Feeling something I never thought I could . And laying here with my eyes shut so tight , I can feel your breathe on my skin , I hear your soft whispers in my ear. Your words ( I Love You , Babyyy ) melt my heart and soul . And I realize now that my Want for you is much more then my Need ... (@)}--'--,--'--, ***Babyyy**** (@)}--'--,--'--,

Stuffed Stupid
well its that time of year again time to through the diet out the window and stuff ourselves stupid with anything that is put in front of us!!!! I swore that I would not cook thanksgiving this year because number one I have to work and number two i just dont want to fool with it....but, I broke down and bought a turkey and all the good stuff tonight after gettin off from work...I love to cook dont get me wrong but, just the thought of having to deal with everything was making me cranky but, than I got the schedule for next week and I thought I better jump on the cooking wagon now because I dont get a day off until next friday so, Friday morning I will arise with the birds and throw the bird in the oven and pray that it doesnt come out dry! Walmart was a mad house with last minute thanksgiving shoppers....I ended up getting a super size turkey because it was the only ones they had left and one thing of rolls because they were out! I decided not to make my cranberry salad because

Too Effin Funny!!!
All of these are legitimate companies that didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear ... and be misread. These are not made up. Check them out yourself! 1. "Who represents" is where you can find the name of the agent that represents any celebrity. Their Web site is http://www.whorepresents.com 2 . "Experts Exchange" is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at http://www.expertsexchange.com < BR>3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than " Pen Island " at http://www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try "Therapist Finder" at http://www.therapistfinder.com 5. There's the "Italian Power Generator" company, http://www.powergenitalia.com 6. And don't forget the "Mole Station Native Nursery" in New South Wales , http://www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for "IP computer software", there's always. http://www.ipanywhere.com 8. The " First Cumming Methodist Church " Web site is h

Hidden Talents
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Review #1 - 2pac - Pac's Life
Album: Pac's Life Artist: 2pac Lebel: Amaru/Interscope Tracks: 01. Untouchable (Swizz Beatz Remix) (Ft. Bone Thugs-n-Harmony) 02. Pac's Life (Ft. T.I., Ashanti) 03. Dumpin' (Ft. Hussein Fatal, Papoose, Carl Thomas) 04. Playa Cardz Right (Female) (Ft. Keyshia Cole) 05. Whatz Next (Ft. A3, Jay Rock) 06. Sleep (Ft. Young Buck, Chamillionaire) 07. International (Ft. Nipsey Hussle, Young Dre The Truth) 08. Don't Sleep (Ft. Lil Scrappy, Nutso, Yaki Kadafi, Stormy) 09. Soon As I Get Home (Ft. Yaki Kadafi) 10. Playa Cardz Right (Male) (Ft. Ludacris, Keon Bryce) 11. Don't Stop (Ft. Big Syke, Yaki Kadafi, Hussein Fatal, EDI, Young 12. Pac's Life Remix (Ft. Snoop Dogg, T.I., Chris Starr) 13. Untouchable (Ft. Yaki Kadafi, Hussein Fatal, Gravy) The final Album Containing Unreleased Tracks from The Late Rapper. From Start To Finish you hear Tupac's unforgettable Flows and storytelling. even tho this was spossed to be a double to 3 disc set. it still has it's goodness. Featuri

I Have A Headache
again.. ehhhhh..... I'm packing my stuff to see what I have and what i need to get out of here... but I still don't know if I'm moving but I would like to move out of my parents house sometime within the next year so I figure might as well see where I stand now that way I don't need to rush out and buy all the crap i need at the last minute, ya know?

My Girlfriend Is A Whore
Hey guys, go into my stash and listen to the track by Xargnan. That's my ex-fiance, Ben, and a friend of mine from high school, Justin. They used to write the best songs! I actually helped with this one, so I am so proud. I really wish we had found some way to get it on the radio... it would have been a hit. They recorded it in Justin's room back in 2002 (I think). Leave a comment and tell me what you think!

I'm Done
I am leaving this site and all others like it it is way too much drama, I dont understand it or need it so, good bye it was a little fun but mostly just not what I want or need. my honest and true friends have my adress so see you.

Thanksgiving..........why And What?
So, I was pondering if I should write a blog and if so, what about. I read bulletins and blogs on here and I read a lot of jokes, complaints, rules, patriotic items, and lots of stuff in between. I'm not complaining mind you...but I read a lot of repeat stuff and feel that this week, we need to de-rail some of the regular items and consider for just a few minutes what Thanksgiving is. I am not talking about the first harvest and the feast shared between the Pilgrims and the Native Indians. However that does remind us to be sure to share our meal was someone outside the family, or volunteer at a church or shelter or soup kitchen to feed those that otherwise would have nothing. Trust me, these are traditions in our family and really is a joy to participate in. I am talking about the more personal, more life affecting meaning of Thanksgiving to each of us. It is easy for all of us to get so wrapped up in our daily lives that we tend to get a type of 'tunnel vision' and we forge

Meaningful Things.......
We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone oh baby If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much But they're not enough If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads I need your grace To remind me To find my own If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see I don't know where Confused about how as well Just know that these things will never change for us at all If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie

No Matter
No Matter no matter what i do, no matter how hard i try, i still feel like i'm dead inside, i dont belive in luck, but i belive in fate, to much stress in this life to compensate, ive survive death for what i don't know, i pray that one day God's plan begins tonshow, ive watched my family die, it hurts so much, but hey, even thugs cry, i listen to music, because that is my crutch, people pre judge me, like i'm not a being, but look into my heart, and you wont belive what you will be seeing.

Ghetto Thug
Ghetto Thug i'm trapped in poverty, wondering what god has in store for me, how long will i survive, will i die starving, or from a bullet of a 45, no matter what i do, no matter how hard i try, i'm still struggling to stay alive, i'm supose to do the right, but if i do that i cant eat tonight, so i got to be strapped, i got hustle, just to get by, every night i'm on my knees, asking god why.

Wtf --- Why The Heck Would You Want Someone Else's Private Tag In Your Gallery???
Hey my friends: MZ. PONYGIRLSUE here. Just wanted to give you all a heads up that this guy likes to rip other's personal pics & tags. He stole my main profile tag and I do not think that is very cool. I asked him to delete it but he ignored my request---also not cool. Go and bombard his page and the page of the pic he stole with comments telling him that this is not acceptable. We all have to have some respect for other's private tags & pics. This particular pic has my Cherry Handle on it and is clearly marked PLZ. DO NOT RIP but he has ignored this and stolen something personal to me. I know some of you might say, "Then why did I post this pic"? I did not think that anybody would want a pic with my name on it, but I guess I was mistaken. Plz. let this big jerk know that we do not do this to one another here. This is really bad cherry etiquette: stealing someone's tags. So plz. go & let him know this. Thanks so much. Here is the culprit: hogman@ CherryTAP Here is the link t

Nsfw (no Snivvling Fucking Whiners)
I have to say that I, for one, completely support CT and all the people that work for it and represent it in their effort to clean up the nudity and soft porn that has started to run rampant here. I agree that as an adult site memeber we should be able to post adult pics to share should be so choose and be brave enough. I ALSO think that anyone choosing to see said adult pics at times of their choosing should NOT be force fed pics of only a milder degree than "adult" pics. People are not fooling me when they put on something only mildly less offensive in their attempt to get more attention to their page and get more ratings so they can get into top pics. I personally would rather get a lot of votes and traffic to my page because of the content of the character which is me that I have displayed on my page. I STAND for something....many things actually. Some people on here stand for ONE THING...... shallowness to obtain votes, ratings or page traffic. I stand for recognizing our mil

Letter From An Admirer
LETTER FROM AN ADMIRER hi there, hello hows my dear hope ure in the best of help. -----Yes, thank you. I'm in very good help at -----the moment. im here still waiting when can we make chat . -----Yes, let's see now. I think we met in a -----chat room. Did we make chat once or -----twice? Jeez, my memory seems to be a -----little shot right now. im sending u some love notes to let u know how i miss u so much. -----Well, I seem to be rather irresistible. i dont want to be lying to u in my opening to this mail im asking my friends to let me use her time just to check whether ure on line so thanks to her she give some time to send u this leeter. -----Thank you for not lying to me. And tell -----your friend thanks for giving you some time -----at the internet cafe to send me a leeter. i hope and pray to god that i can have my own job so that i can have money of my own just to be here sending u email.. -----Yes, getting a job w

Life
Life why is it that i'm quick to pick up a gun to defend my self, why is it that i must deal to survive this cold world we live in, why must i feel so much pain the troubles of life tends to drive me insane, sometimes i wonder, if i'm a child on God's shoulder, or if i'm saitan's toy soldgier, why must i watch my loved ones suffer so much, why is it that life seems so pointless, full of hate,pain and emptyness, why is my heart so cold? why do i fear of growing old, why is a child's life so precious, why am i always breathless, i'll tell you why,its life. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Why Do We Feel?
Why do we feel? Why are feelings so important, why do we hate, why do we like, why are we shy, why are we talkitive, why are happy, why are we sad, why do we feel good, why do we feel bad, why do we feel pain, what are feelings? only an electric impulse to the brain. Johnathen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

War
War War is a terrible thing, but sometimes it is neccecsary, to protect a nations people, so they have a chance to exist, but even one country, could end this world, with the push of one button, life will no longer exist. Johnathen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

The Fear Of Death
The fear of death So many people live in fear of death but if you live in fear of death, then your not actually living. If you live by your fears, then you are slowly dieing. If u don't fear death, then you can live a long and prosper life. To fear is to die. To have no fear is to live. Now that doesn't mean we can go just do whatever we want to. We still have responsibilities. What responsibilities? Now thats somthing only you can answer. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Symtoms Of Love
Symtoms Of Love How can you tell when you are in love? Could it be the fact that you are attracted to the person?Could it be that you are nervous, but comfortable around them? I believe that that both are symtoms of love. People try to find "True Love". I believe that love is like a rose. It has to be cared for properly.If love is not fed with Honesty,Partnership,and Knowledge,It will perish.I don't believe that love can be true or false,only successful and unsuccessful. It depends on the Couple to feed their love and to continue to allow it to exist. Johnathen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Instant Gratifacation
Instant Gratifacation My father once told me that the things we use to make us feel good, is, what he called, "Instant Gradifacation", He told me that the people who take "Instant Gradifacation" for granted, tend to be the people who are more grumpy, sad, and angeryinstead of happy, you think about what he said, he is right, If people didn't take "Instant Gradifacation" for granted, then there would be no crime,hate, and addiction, People who take "Instant Gradifacation" granted, are often looking for the meaning of life, but they won't find it, because the are taking "Instant Gradifacation" for granted, Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Far Is Not Far At All
Far is not far at all To Amy You are on the other side of the country, but it seems like your right next to me, we never met, but we chat online and talk on the phone for hours, when we are not talking or chating with each other, then we are thinking about them and wishing they were at our side, I know when we meet for the first time we both will look in each others eyes and stand there lost, we will feel like spreading our wings and flying off into the sunset. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Understanding The Opposite Sex
Understanding the Opposite Sex Men can't understand women, and women can't understand men, but I think that not understanding the opposite sex and being able to live with them is better that winning the lottery. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Sexual Thoughts
sexual thoughts of my imagination ... sensual romantic wine and dim lights, classical music to undress you ... erotic and slow, marveling at every curve, gently gliding my hands upon your skin slide into my arms and touch where you wish feeling so devilish candles flicker, echoes of desire filling the air to taste you, explore you ... I need your body - your lovely body that seduces me how I'd fill you with my ecstacy, grinding inside of you, that look of surprise, your lovely eyes that mouth so inviting ... just sexual thoughts of my imagination

True Love
True Love People search their whole life for the "one", but in fact there is not a perfect "one", I believe that you adapt to the one, young people often ask the older people what is the meaning of love, but if love could be defined, it would have a definition, but love is so powerful that it can't be explained in words, only in experiance. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

The Word Love
The word love When you hear the word "love", what do you acually hear' I hear trust' loyalty' partnership, and honesty, when you hear "I love you", what does it mean to you? Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

The Duty Of A Soldier
The duty of a soldier For those civilians who died in war The duty of a soldier is simple, protect your fellow officers, p.o.w.s, cilivilians and country, it seems wrong to send soldiers to fight instead of bombing the enemy, but it's not because civilians are more likely to be killed, killing a civilian is like leaving a soldier on the battlefield, and that is somthing you do not do. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

No Matter What
I know that I should try to find somebody new.. But all I find is myself always thinking of you.. You dont even know it.. And why should you care? Your happy just pretending that Im not even there.. Forever means nothing if I dont spend it with you.. But theres just nothing more I think I can do.. I try to tell you I love you but you just dont stop to listen.. Then I guess youll never know that Im the one your missin.. Give me just one minute and look into my eyes.. Forget your friends.. Forget the world.. Forget the pain and lies.. Forget about what people say and what other people might see.. All I want you to think about now is what you think of me.. Cause nothing really matters except for the people you love.. And it kills me inside not knowing what you think when your all Im thinking of.. Maybe I am wrong and you really just dont care.. But why sometimes do you act so sweet if no feelings are accually there.. All I want is for you to tell me exactly how u feel..

My Dream
My Dream I have a dream, it is not as good as Martin Luther King jr's, but it is my dream. I'm the odd one of the family because of this dream. I want to be a pilot and i will do anything to be one. A pilot is like, A child with toys, A teen driving a car, a father with his family, all in one. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Soldier's Christmas Poem!!
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

Love Is Like A Rose
Love is like a rose Love is like a rose, without the proper care, it will die, but like a rose, love can be sliced in half, and still have a chance to regrow. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

The Pain Of Love
Standing here all on my own, watching life go by, taking in those dreadful words, ...a tear drops from my eye, I stood there as i watched you run, and waited for the pain, love can be a painful thing, you used my love in vain, Why'd you leave me here to cry?, our love had felt so...right, why'd you go and break my heart, just like you did that night, let me kiss your lips once more, so I can see it's true, help me see your love is gone, that I can't be with you, don't leave me here to fall apart, to watch you fade away, tell me how you really feel, and why you just won't stay, I never thought I'd cry so much, I want to see this through... although you'll never feel for me..... I always will love you. By. Mark Havens

F-16
F-16 They call the f-16 the Fighting Falcon, it is used for various missions, from bombing to aircombat, It can go twice as fast as the speed of sound, it doesn't take much to get off the ground, it looks like a Falcon from the front, so I think it is a good name for the f-16. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Death
Death Death is a very powerful thing, it brings grief and pain, and it can drive people insane, I belive that people are not afraid of death, they are afraid of the pain that results in death. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Cruel Law
Cruel Law The law is ment to protect the people from the people, but it has some flaws, a lot of innocent die in prision, while the true criminal roams free, I think that is wrong, but I beleive that GOD will guide them, like he will guide us. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Ugh!!!!!
God i am pissed off!! I seriously didnt need this, I am Stressed out as is, I seriously didn't need my bitch of an ex! What the hell i thought adults were suppost to be adult like. HAH I guess not! So much for a Civilized world!

My Ex
I was messing with someone for the past 6 months and I thought all was good now I find out through myspace that he found someone else. He wont even answer my calls. I am so hurt that I cried I feel like a fool. Just when I found someone I really liked he he goes and he knows that I took my heart off the shelf after 16 months for him. I hate hin but I also want him. Damn I am confused!

Crime In The Streets
Crime in the streets There is a lot of stuff in this world that is wrong, like poverty and crime in the streets, we beleive that if we teach children not to be criminal, that crime will go away, and teaching the children is a good thing, but crime will never go away, because there will always be an oposer of the law. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Being Prepared
Being prepared I beleive in being prepared, because anything could happen, from winning the lottery, to a nuclear world war, even though people want to be prepared for the best thing to happen, they should also be prepared for the worst. Johnathen Allen Forcum Copyright ©2006 Johnathen Allen Forcum

Yucky Holidays!
Unlike most people I am not very fond of the holidays. I find them a pain in the ass and superficial. You have a bunch of people (WHO THE MAJORITY OF THEM YOU HATE) that you are related to come over for dinner while in the back of your head you are thinking when the hell are you gonna leave! And there is always that one relative that feels the need to ask 5 million questions and you swear by the end of the day that you will be in jail for strangling them. My holidays are as followed. 1. answer the door to see my parents standing there and then hugging me since they haven't seen me in oh such a long time (rolls eyes) 2. trying to get a quick peek at the luggage they have so I can estimate how long the are gonna be here. (more than 2 days and I have to pull out the nerve pills) 3. Them briefing me on my sisters, step sisters, step brothers, and adopted brother. (I don't talk to them all year or go see them all year so OF COURSE I want to spend the next 5 hours discussing them

Whats On My Mind...
...why did I have that third slice of pizza. ...That chick with her friend that was eyein' me down at Bellacino's was cute. ...I REALLY need to shave better, I looked like I had patches of shit on my face. ...I'm really feelin' The Killers When We were Young, and Amel Laurriux's For Real. ...Not diggin' MCR that much. New albums sorta lame. ...Memo to self. Make signs for ppl. ...What the hells for lunch tomorrow?! ... mMMm Coco is great! Coco is great! ...I should really be in bed.

Ten Things
GET TO KNOW ME!! OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1)I love scotch, whisky, and more importantly, scotch. 2)I collect vintage Adidas tennis shoes...I like them, they're comfortable, and they come in a million color combinations...I have like 14 pair now, I have a problem. 3)My first name is Ian, call me E. Just E, don't get creative. 4)I nearly married my highschool sweetheart who was an amazon at 6'2" and gorgeous...but it wasn't meant to be, so i'm a single dude now. 5)I have a dark tan in the summer from riding my mountain bike every day, about 70 miles a week. 6)I’m non-materialistic, and a minimalist. 7)I live and work at a relaxed and methodical pace, nothing bothers me, I c

A New Tire
Okay, I've got this big lump on the side of my tire. Looks like it could blow without further notice. Count my bankroll - probably have enough to cover it. Maybe I'll write a check and get a couple days of float. The kid at Big O Tire Center wants seventy-three bucks out the door. Seems a little high, but I wasn't sure that the tire would make it down the block for a second opinion and a competitive bid. He puts my car up on the hoist and then the lard-ass manager comes along and yells across the garage at me, "All these tires are bad." I yell back, "I know that." "They're gonna blow," he says. "Not all at the same time." He decides to take one more shot. "They're unsafe." "Living on the edge is what I do best." Well, that pissed him off. I was waiting for him to say more word about my tires and I was going to tell him to go fuck himself. I guess he saw that one coming - he kept his mouth shut.

Ugh! I Hate Ex's!!!!!!
So out of the blue my ex is around attempting to cause me shit. I get a msg from her telling me that once i return to the states i better watch out for myself. Funny i thought that she had grown up alittle bit and that she had moved past shit and being a child, I guess not, I guess once a spoiled bratt always a spoiled bratt!!! GRRR!!! And because Daddy has Hells Angels friends blah blah blah. I dislike pointless and Empty Threats.

The Soldier (thanks Tiff)
the soldier Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. soldier are found everywhere... in love...in battle... in lust... in trouble...in debt...in bars and ... behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy in his back pocket. When he

Just Joined
This is cooler than myspace! yay! I'm still figuring things out so please be patient with me! Stop by and show some love and while your at it take a peek at my "about me" and visit my web page. Adults only please!

Words Women Use.
Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. Five Minutes If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only one minute if you have been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. Nothing This is the calm before the storm.This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine". Go Ahead This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. Loud Sigh This is not actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "loud sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing." That's Okay This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. Thanks A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or f

Morning
Wake up! Get out of bed! Throw the shutters open Wide! Hell, shatter them! Smash the hinges! Laugh While the shutters explode and fall In pieces Slow motion to the ground Throw your arms wide open too To the sun To the wind To the rain To the lightning and thunder To the sleet and snow Accept it all Feel the blastfurnace heat Feel the icicle cold Let them touch your open heart Do not draw the world into your soul Thrust your soul into the world To fly To ride upon currents of clear air To soar among soft clouds And rise Laughing and weeping Like the sun Rising lovingly Over green mountains What was it you were protecting With those locked doors? Can you even remember? They were locked so long ago By degrees Until you forgot The smell of rain The feel of wet grass under bare feet The warm taste of a kiss Wake up!

Do Me A Favor?
I'm in this, come vote for me by leaving a comment please!! Hottest Eyeliner/Fishnet Contest Is Now Open For Voting. Come By And Vote For Your Fave. Winner Will Be Decided By Total Comments. Best Of Luck To Everyone Who Entered.

Why Am I So Tired?
For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, and too much pressure from my job, earwax build-up, poor blood or anything else I could think of. But now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. Here's why: The population of this country is 273 million. 140 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85 million in school, which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government, leaving 19 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Saddam Hussein. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work. Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for state and city governments and that leaves 1.4 million to do the work. At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals, leaving 1,212,000 to do the work. Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the

Sex
1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow. 3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner. 4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers! 5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being. 6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy! 7. S

Where You Went Wrong In Your Career?
Ever wonder about those people in meetings who say they are giving more than 100%? And we have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here is a little math that might prove helpful. If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is Represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H A R D W O R K = 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E is 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5= 96% BUT: A T T I T U D E = 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% AND: B U L L S H I T = 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there but Bullshit will put you over the top. And if you didn't already know it, look how far Ass kissing will take you! A S S K I S S I N G = 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 127% !!!!!!!!!! I hope this helps explain where you went wrong in your career.

Ahhhhhhh Mums
so the topic of the day was about the pic thing with the primary photos which looks like a relatively minor thing but man o man did some people have a field day It went from disagreeing with it , to big brother is smothering us, to finding every little excuse in the world why we shouldnt be changing it...... so once again I made my opinion be heard about personal responibility and I was personally attacked, which happens regularly but i dont care...... annnnnnnnnnnnyway The bottom line about the pictures thing is this, no matter what the enforcement of it is, the rules are the rules, just like any other place in life if you dont like the rules in myspace you come here, you dont like the rules here you go elsewhere to where there are no rules ( I'm not endorsing leaving cherrytap , I love this place) so here i go , im going to rebutt every point I've seen made tonight , mostly because im bored enough to do so lol 1. its not fair some people's pics arent being removed...........

For Our Soldiers!
The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night, A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight. A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old, Perhaps a M

Still Ranting...
I've spent most of the day offline and can't seem to stop grumbling over this business with the pictures. For those unaware, apparently there were some (unannounced, as far as I can tell) changes as to what is acceptable in your public picture folders. Here is a list of what they now consider acceptable. However, they seem to be going even further than those as many of my pictures have which stay within those guidelines have been marked NSFW. It's not the fact that they are trying to keep the site clean that bothers me. I'm all for being safe and for doing what needs to be done. It's the fact that there was no notice so that we could take care of it ourselves, that there is no option to appeal and especially that they take it over the top of their own guidelines. I guess what bothers me most is that I am a conscientious person and have always been careful to put things which I felt needed to be in my private adult folders. I feel like a little girl who's been spanked for

Get To Know Me!!
OK HERE'S HOW THIS WORK I WILL TELL YOU TEN THING'S ABOUT ME THEN I WILL PICK TEN PEOPLE TO DO THE SAME THING THIS IS A GOOD WAY FOR US ALL TO GET TO KNOW THE PEOPLE WE CHAT WITH AND CALL OUR FRIENDS I THINK IF YOUR MY FRIEND YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW ALL YOU CAN AS I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU SO IF I PICK YOU YA GOTTA PLAY DAMMIT LOL 1)I have Culinary and Business Degrees 2)My middle name is Gene (Yes, like Simmons) 3)I like the name Max - My wedding ring even says it. 4)I've been married for 4 months 5)I’m 6’2” 6)I’m too laid back 7)Yes, I love Redheads 8)My wife does NOT have Red hair. 9)I'm a writer 10)I sleep ,maybe 4 hours a night - IF that. Bonus) I do believe in Santa Claus - It's me. If you read this then you have to do it too!

July 8
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government. However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born. This clears things up a lot .

Meloncholy
I must really be out of my mind today but here we go.....Joey don't read this! hehe I cannot stop thinking! My mind keeps discussing my issues within itself and there's no way to stop it. I tried reading didn't help, painting very horrible, calling a friend, not available. You name it I tried it. What's left but to crawl into a lonely hole until the fog has lifted. I swear I love When you men leave me picture comments on how beautiful I am and how you can make me yours hehe very cute really, but if you think about it, where there is beauty there is pain. They say the two go together. No panic my friends, once a year right around the Holidays I tend to feel very very lonely and this is the result lol....So I am done for now, hopefully tomorrow I will awake in a far better mood then today, I think it's because I forgot to perform my morning ritual....wouldn't you love to know hehe..... S

What’s In Between The Asking &
============ ========= ====== What’s In Between The Asking & Receiving Sandwich? The “How”! ============ ========= ====== There are many people sharing the keys to manifesting, conscious creation, expansion, or the science of happiness. It goes by many names. I call it Manifesting Dynamic Health because health happens on more levels than the physical. The Divine wants us to be healthy and have our hearts desires. In response to so many sweet beings Asking how to manifest them, teachers, helpers, avatars have answered the call to assist. I am one of them. The basis of ‘it all’ is changing the vibration in and around us. As we purposefully change this energy field our cells, self and life rearranges to be more of what we want. One way to begin to bring about this change, and begin manifesting deliberately, is by moving ourselves into a better feeling place. Now this may prove somewhat frustrating for some especially if you don’t feel well or are in the midst of some exper

Yo Momma!
I'm not the guy your mother warned you about. I'm not even standing next to the guy she warned you about. But I am telling you right now to be careful because this one time that guy and I were in the same line at the grocery store.

Is It Wrong?
is it wrong to want sex over relationships?ive gone through so many relationships to where the only thing good was sex(on both parts).atleast thats what ive been told.ive had my heart tore out,chewed up,spit out and stomped into the ground.i'm a guy and a guy needs certian things to function(unfourtunatly)like sex. so if i can still have those nights where my soul comunicates with others and still get my necessities, is that wrong to do instead of getting hurt again? please comment,i value all opinions.

Remember, Please
Remember those who are standing on the wall for us while we’re home with our family this holiday season. REMEMBER, PLEASE… The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight. My wife was asleep, her head on my chest, My daughter beside me, angelic in rest. Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white, Transforming the yard to a winter delight. The sparkling lights in the tree I believe, Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve. My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep, Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep. In perfect contentment, or so it would seem, So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream. < BR>The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near, But I opened my eyes when it tickled my ear. Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know, Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow. My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear, And I crept to the door just to see who was near. Standing out in the cold and th

Thinking
I was sitting here thinking. Thinking about the world we live in. Thinking about how we are celebrating Thanksgiving in 2 days. Thinking about how much food everyone is going to be eating here. Thinking about how in a lot of countries children go hungry every day. Thinking about how many people would love to have the things we take for granted every day. Thinking about how many people don't have family and friends close by to spend the holidays with. Thinking about the men and women that are serving our country in foreign countries. So, this Thursday when you sit down to eat, remember everything that you have to be thankful for and say a prayer for those that aren't as fortunate.

Xmas Cards!!
To anyone on my friends list who might want an actual Christmas Time greeting, my husband and I are planning on getting portraits done with our daughter and getting those postcard thingers for the holidays. If anyone wants one, send me your address in a private message. Keep in mind, we'll have a limited # to pass out, so only select people will get them, but I'd still like to know who wants them. Rest assured the picture (s) will be posted as well.

Thanksgiving
Mountains of Thanks Message from the Angels Holidays are, after all, holy days. They are the days where you step outside of your habits and patterns of your work and personal life. They provide you an opportunity to pause your normal activities, and to take time to be in a place of appreciation and realization of all that has been given to you. They are times for being with friends, family and your community in a more personal and more appreciative way. Our mission is to both prepare you and sustain you through this Thanksgiving holiday. If you will ask for our help, and the help of all angels, especially your guardian Angels, as you prepare for your holidays, you will find that your perceptions will expand. Your ability to gather wisdom will increase. Your ability to find love, appreciation and gratitude for what is in your life will be greatly expanded. Begin a short list of what you appreciate in your life. Find at least 12 things you genuinely v

Let Me
Let me take your darkness away Every demon I will slay Let me be your comfort zone Ensuring that you're never alone Let me keep you warm at night In my arms I'll hold you tight Let me in when you feel blue I will take good care of you Let me take you by the hand Give you strength enough to stand Let me in to help you start the healing process of your wounded heart Let me be the place you go when you're sad and feeling low Let me give you what you need To not only live but to succeed Let me show you who you are A brilliant man my northern star Let me guide and help you through And give you hope and faith anew Let me make you understand You are the most incredible man Let my love comfort and heal All of the hurt and pain you feel Let us take the world by storm We'll be in charge and set the norm Together we can accomplish anything No matter what each day may bring Take my hand

Grab Bag
DAILY SPIRITUAL JOKE Spiritual Jokes A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am." DAILY SHORT SPIRITUAL STORY The Little Soul and the Sun - Part 1 There once was a soul who knew itself to be the light. This was a new soul and so, anxious for experience. "I am the light" it said. "I am the light" Yet all the knowing of it and all the saying of it, could not substitute for the experience of it. And in the realm from which this soul emerged, there was nothing but the light. Every soul was grand and every soul was magnificent and every soul shone with the brilliance of God's awesome light. So the little soul was as a candle in the sun. In the midst of the grandest light, of which it was part, it could not see itself, nor experience itself as Who and What it really is. Now it came to pass that this soul yearned and yearned to know itself. So great was

What A Kiss Means
+kiss on the stomach = Im ready +Kiss on the Forehead ="i hope we're together forever" +Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything +Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends" +Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you" +Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together" +Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you" +Kiss on the Lips = I like you" What the gesture means... +Holding Hands = "we definitely like each other" +Slap on the Butt = "That's mine" +Holding on tight = "i don't want to let go" +Looking into each other's Eyes = "i just plain like you" +Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me" +Arms around the Waist = "I like you too much to let go" +Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you" --Advice-- + Dont ask for a kiss, take one. +If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love.

Where Is My Guy?
WHERE IS THE GUY THAT SAYS THEY LOVE YOU EVERYDAY, MORE THAN ONCE? WHERE IS THE GUY THAT WILL CALL YOUR MOM "MOM" AND NOT FEEL AWKWARD AFTERWARD (WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT OF COURSE)? WHERE IS THE GUY THAT DOESN'T CARE TO GO GET YOU CHOCOLATE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE CRAVING IT AND NOT EVEN PREGNANT? WHERE IS THE GUY THAT DOESN'T CARE WHAT YOUR BODY "REALLY" LOOKS LIKE UNDERNEATH THE CLOTHES AND YOUR COMFORTABLE WITH HIM SEEING YOU AS YOU REALLY ARE? WHERE IS THE GUY THAT MAKES YOUR HEART MELT WITH HIS WORDS AND BEAUTIFUL SMILE? WHERE IS THE GUY THAT WILL OPEN YOUR CAR DOOR WHEN GETTING IN AND NOT FEEL OR THINK THEY LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT? WHERE IS THE GUY THAT DON'T WANT YOU FOR SEX ON THE FIRST DATE AND ACTUALLY KINDA NERVOUS FOR THAT FIRST KISS? WHERE IS THE GUY THAT WOULD DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING FOR YOU AND YOU KNOW FOR A FACT THAT HE WOULD? WHERE IS THE GUY THAT ACCEPTS YOU FOR YOU AND DOESN'T JUDGE YOU ON YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS? WHERE IS THE

Connection?
what do you feel when your staring into someones eyes.even if you just met them,you look into thier soul and see who they realy are.what makes them happy.what makes them sad.whats thier biggest fear.how they feel about you.your soul meets their soul and you comminucate.

Home At Last
Wow I drove home today from FTL and it really sucked. The pain killers made me really tired. I dont' think I'll be able to get out of bed tomorrow I am so sore. I will probably only live online for a couple days so I can heal up, too bad this bad ass one year old isn't going to cooperate with my plan. Ah well. GOod thing women are durable.

Mom
Went to see mom today, and her nurse said she may get the tube out today!! I was surprised!! They just cut her oxygen back again!! But, he showed me her breathing patterns that she was able to do without the help of any machines. She'll be on another machine, but she will be doing the breathing, and the machine is pretty much stand by. She was thrilled with the news herself!! She smiled the best she could with the wrap, and tube, but it sure was a beautiful smile. She let my brother know lastnight that she was hungry!! So, I feel very good about this now. Maybe we've managed to pull through one more time!! Doing some baking tomorrow.....supposed to go to my brothers thursday since he lives near the hospital mom is in. But.....my oldest sister will be there, and i have no desire to be near her. She's said and done enough as far as I'm concearned. My man is bailing on me for the holidays. He was supposed to spend it with me and my family visiting mom, but as usual, at the last minute

My Lady
In stately grace She flows, a river of sweetness in my soul. From dusk till dawn my heart she treads, her dulcet tones locked in my head. No end to love no darkest keep can hold my lady save Akashas' sleep. Her eyes alight my haunted heart, eternal rest will never part.

A Walk Along The Beach
The air was warm that evening as the couple walked hand in hand along with shoreline of the beach. They talked during the entire walk that evening, it was like they had known each other for years and they both fell right in to what the other said. They stopped and sat down on the beach, she sat between his legs and rested her back against his chest while he wrapped his strong arms around her. She sighed softly as she felt so into his body that she left that they had become one sitting there at the beach, he nuzzled her neck smelling her perfume and how wonderful she smelled. He started to kiss on her neck, planting soft kisses that made her giggle a little as he continued to go up towards her earlobe. She sighed softly as he held her still even closer, it felt like he was almost taking her breath away while his hand started to slowly massage her breasts. He couldn’t help himself from touching her, she was too irresistible and he never thought that he could ever be so into someon

You
I would rip out my heart if you needed it. I would hand you my soul if it would make you whole once again. And I would travel the globe to exact your revenge, or hold your hand to calm your rage. I have looked into your eyes and seen the best of you. I have listened to your words and heard the worst of you, I have gazed upon your scars and seen the darkest hour. I have cried for you, because of you, with you. I have laughed for you, because of you, with you. I write these words, however insignificant, because of you. And in the wake of the unknown, I walk alone, as always, knowing my path will only be brightened if you join it, once again, if only for a moment.

Hey All
well im not quite sure what im supposed to be doing in this spot but here are some things about me, i just recently had a baby girl 6 weeks ago.that makes 3 kids,and got my tubes tied,i think three is enough,now i can start to live life for me a little bit more, cuz face it when you got 3 kids you need to blow off steam some how. and what better way then to party the night away dancing and drinking and having a good time. as i was saying im not exactly sure what im supposed to be doing on this blog page so if there are any suggestions just let me know

Live Each Moment & Enjoy Each Day
LIVE EACH MOMENT AND ENJOY EACH DAY. As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You will break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. ~anonymous~

"sex In The Dark"
A man and a woman stopped on the road side to eventually go into the woods & started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight." The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

I'm This Girl!
the girl... * the girl who will put her head on your shoulder, not because shes sleepy, but because she wants to be closer to you... * the girl who likes to be kissed in the rain, more than inside my bedroom or in an expensive restaurant... * the girl who says,"ok, but you owe me..." jokingly not because she actually wants something, but because it means she gets to spend more time with you... * the girl who is incredibly picky, but when she finds someone she likes she wants to spend the whole night curled up in your arms... * the girl who never forgets all the sweet little things you do for her... * the girl who once let you into her heart, there's always a place there with your name on it. & even if we spend time apart, the girl who NEVER FORGETS you.. * the girl who loves to end a hug with a kiss.. * the girl who you can talk to about anything.. * the girl who laughs at your jokes... * the girl who will brag about you to all of her friends... * the g

Embrace Ur Imperfect Life;
THERE COMES A MOMENT IN EVERY WOMAN'S LIFE WHEN SHE REALISES THAT SHE DOESNT ATTRACT ANYMORE ATTENTION. SHE MAY NOT NOTICED IT FOR A WHILE, PREOCCUPIED,PERHAPS, W HER CHILDREN GROWING UP YEARS. THE CHANGES WILL BE SUBTLE AND GRADUAL, BUT ONE DAY SHE WILL AWAKE AND REALISE THAT A NEW PHASE OF LIFE IS UPON HER. SHE HAS BECOME ONE OF THE OVERLOOKED. THAT MOMENT, WHEN U REALISE THAT UR YOUTH HAS TRULY ABANDONED YOU, MAY TAKE YEARS TO GET USED TO IT... IT MAYBE AS TRUE OF MEN AS IT IS W/ WOMEN. SO, PERHAPS TO DELAY THE INEVITABLE, WE ALL WANT TO BELIEVE THAT 30 IS THE NEW 20,40THE NEW 30 AND 60'S THE NEW MIDDLE AGE.[marketeers believe they dont have to do that much to convince ppl its true] according to a new researchby AC Nielsen more than half of the worlds internet users agree on this, so this is so, its less clear why... I DONT REMEMBER THAT MY MOTHER AT 40 LOOKED SO OLD LIKE ANY 40 WOMAN RIGHT NOW.. WHATS TRUE IS THAT THEY CAN FRITTER AWAY MORE MONEY NOW ON GOO

Two More Days
quick update: i'm on a 5 day weekend and sooo fuckin relieved!! cept i get an interim...oh well. hung out wit my friends tonight. rachel just left. omg we're so wierd when we're together...someday i have to video tape it. rachel helped me remember something i meant to look up: had a test today in two subjects...hopefully i passed...otherwise i dont have much homework. only justice and make up english work (still!). too scared to go talk to the grade heads about it too...they'll prolly just tell me to suck it up and work thru it. rach and i had a nice COLD walk home from adam's morgan. ron wanted to hang out but it was mainly gonna be me and rach. hannah was back at school and wouldnt shut up. mary asked about what mott had said to hannah...i told her it was true that he had told her he hated her, i had been sitting between them. god, mott's so fuckin hott. right now i look like a gangsta...lol or as gangsta as an emo girl wit blue hair can look. lol, i got a

The Fog
I wrote this one night when I was missing my sweet heart and the only communication we had was on the internet for quite a while. I am sure there are others out there that feel the same way. So Here it is.......... I am writing this to you as I sit here in the dark. Thinking of you and the distance that separates us and the fact that the only thing that I know of you is what to me seems to be but a dream. Words sent across cyberspace. There is no sustenance, nothing tangible that I can hold or touch, see taste or smell to keep my mind from wondering if you are but a dream. I lay my self down to rest my eyes for just a moment. As I drift into dreams sleeping, quietly warm and comfortable in my slumber. My mind is thinking of you. As I dream I am walking and I know you are out there waiting for me. I know that you long for my kiss, my touch, to love me and to be mine. I walk toward you and as I walk the distance to you grows and a fog sets in. I know your there and I look hard thro

Look Who's A College Girl Now!
Yup, that'd be me. :D I started classes on Monday and am feverishly working through the assignments due this week, so that they're done before Thanksgiving. Amazingly, it seems I'm one of the few students actually capable of reading the damn directions. You really must wonder about people who enroll in college and then expect to be spoonfed all the way through. *sigh*

Who Knows Me Best
So You Think You Know Me... (2 Points) My name: (4 Points) My last name: (4 Points) Who am I in love with: (1 Points) Where did we meet: (6 Points) Take a stab at my middle name: (1 Points) Where do i work: (3 Point) What am i afraid of: (2 Points) Do I smoke : (3 Points) Do I drink: (3 points) Do you think I'm a virgin: (1 Point) Do I have any siblings: (2 Points) How many: (2 Points) What's one of my favorite things to do: (1 Point) How many piercings do I have: (4 Points) How many tattoos do I have: (3 Points) What's my favorite type of music: (4 Points) Am I shy or outgoing: (3 Points) Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules: (2 Points) What's my favorite color: (3 Points) Name something I hate: (4 Points) Name a talent I have: (4 Points) What's my phone number: (4 Points) What kind of sneakers do I wear: (4 Points) Do I have any pets: (2 Points) Who am I dating/liking right now: (5 Points) How long have I been dating them: (5 points) How tall am I? (5 Poi

Vicadin Loves Me
And I love you! Even the fat naked girls that shouldnt ever be naked. well not like THAT, but well nvemind Im just happy. i get ORAL surgaery on Monday for wisdom tooth. so 34 years and never a problem. i figured it was time to show a dentist some love. hes gonnasedatw me cause i told him id hurt him if it hurt me lmao dude seriously, i feel nothing ritght now! nothing and to think the only oral im getting or had in forever is gonna cost me $800! roflmao shouldve gone to the bunny ranch. Way more fun and i think you can video tape it then i could have some real porn for you perverts haha oh wait, you guys like fat girls, i would be with hot ones. okay crackers and squeezy cheese do NOT go with ice cream. fuck man its nasty :| mabye with asparagus soup or whatever Kym likes. or squash cake or someshit anyway im not having some. no way jose. okay since im not login on much just want eed to say hi to you guys and

I Should Make This Long
Personally, I should make this as long as I can so you won't read it, and tell people my business and act like you fucking care when you don't. If you at all cared, you would have checked on me to see if I was okay, but instead, you're the biggest pussy in the whole world and you can't. But thank god she cares enough to check on me. Fuck you. Fuck you and everything you stand for. Fuck you and your 10,000 girls. Simply fuck you. And P.S. I didn't do a chick. Sorry to rain on your parade, but that didn't happen, but maybe next time it will so I can make you happy. :DD

A Part Of Love Flown Away
A part of me has lost you, Those that mean I've lost me too? It's like my heart stoped beating, do you feel it too? You were my first kiss,and also my first loss, but you have no idea how much it hurt, when the conection was lost. Do you still think about me in heaven? becuse your on my mind every day. Your words are in my heart but the hurt is determined to stay. I wish I told you I loved you, I wish we took more pictures. This is not another love poem because my love has flown away.

Freezing!!!
Well here it is November 21st and Iam soo cold. I cant believe its almost Christmas and, here I sit single. How did this happen? Dont get me wrong, its not like I have to have a boyfriend on Christmas. I dont really want anything for Christmas. I just hate the winter months all alone. Theres the misletoe and the big kiss at midnight on New years. I will be spending this all alone including freezing my butt off through it all. Whats a girl to do????

I Promise
I promise you my love I promise you my heart I promise you my life I promise we'll never be apart I promise not to hurt you I promise to never make you cry I promise to always trust you I promise not to lie I promise you forever I promise you tonight I promise you my respect I promise to do things right I promise to always be there I promise until the end I promise to always love you I promise to be your best friend I promise you my love I promise you my life I promise this forever I promise our friendship is my life NFS

Don't Say Goodbye
Please wipe away the tears that I cry, Hold me close, And take away the lonliness that I feel inside. Why do you sometimes doubt the feelings I have for you? Don't you realize my love for you is genuine and true? I know you've got your insecurities, And reasons for them to, But honey, I'm yours and your mine, You're never gonna lose me, And that's just the way its gonna be. I try to give you everything a man could ever want and more, So how come when we disagree, It seems you always tell me your gonna leave and walk out the door? I don't ever want us to part or to go our seperate ways, So please tell me your here to stay, And that you'll never break my heart. My world would just crumble and I'd die inside, If I ever lost you, So please never bring those sad tears to my eyes, Don't ever tell me "good bye".

Chocolate Cherry Squares
Ingredients: * 1 cup (2 sticks) butter or margarine, softened * 1-3/4 cups sugar * 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1/4 teaspoon almond extract * 4 eggs * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 6 tablespoons HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1 can (21 oz.) cherry pie filling, divided * Powdered sugar * Frozen whipped topping, thawed Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease 13x9x2-inch baking pan. 2. Beat butter, sugar, vanilla and almond extract in large bowl. Add eggs; beat on medium speed of mixer 2 minutes. Stir together flour and cocoa; gradually add to butter mixture, beating until blended. Spread batter into prepared pan. Spoon 12 dollops of pie filling over batter in three rows of four, using about 1 tablespoon per serving. 3. Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until top springs back when cake is touched lightly in center. Cool; sift powdered sugar lightly over top, if desired. Cut into squares; serve with whipped topping and remaining cherry pie filling.

Wrath Of A Scorned Heart
Well here I am writing a poem, God knows I've done everything else. I've cussed you out, I've cut myself There seems to be no real way out. See what you did was inexcusable. You used my heart as a rag and now it's unusable. I gave you what little I had to give, but that was'nt enough you stubborn selfcentered Pig. With everyone wrapped around your little finger They never even saw you pull the trigger. You Dog: two girls after six loving months, But you lied to my face and thats what really sucks. See there can be no place in this world for scum like you. Thinking about yourself is all you wan't to do. Manipulating anyone who crosses your path. Well guess what Jack... This girl is done with that. I hope your eyes soon find this poem, Because when they do. You and the whole world will know of the pain And agonizing Hell you put me through. Now my soul is broken and bruised. I had enough problems and what kills is that, You Knew! I was your rock, the on

Chocolate Cake Squares With Eggnog Sauce
Ingredients: * 1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 cup buttermilk or sour milk* * 3/4 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 3/4 cup boiling water * 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) butter or margarine, softened * 1/4 cup shortening * 2 cups sugar * 2 eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1/8 teaspoon salt * 1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour * Powdered sugar * EGGNOG SAUCE(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease and flour 13x9x2-inch baking pan. 2. Stir baking soda into buttermilk in medium bowl; set aside. Stir together cocoa and water until smooth; set aside. 3. Beat butter, shortening and sugar in large bowl until creamy. Add eggs, vanilla and salt; beat well. Add buttermilk mixture alternately with flour to butter mixture, beating until blended. Add cocoa mixture; blend thoroughly. Pour batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake 40 to 45 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool completely. Sprinkle powdere

Give Me Your Smile
Give Me Your Smile Give me your smile That offers hope In my moments of loneliness a smile that fills me up with happiness In my days of *darkness*... A smile bright, clear and diaphanous As my day since I could see The look of your eyes... Give me your smile That illuminates the uncertain way Of my walk, when everything Seems to go unlikely Give me your smile only And and I will find the place Where the light of a new day Returns to shine... Without ending... gabe* Thanks my love for help me With the poem! And with your smile and for make me very happy!

Chocolate Bar Filled Chocolate Cupcakes
Ingredients: * CHOCOLATE BAR FILLING(recipe follows) * 3 cups all-purpose flour * 2 cups sugar * 2/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon salt * 2 cups water * 2/3 cup vegetable oil * 2 tablespoons white vinegar * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 (6.0 oz. each) HERSHEY'S Milk Chocolate Bars, broken into pieces Directions: 1. Prepare CHOCOLATE BAR FILLING. 2. Heat oven to 350°F. Line muffin cups (2-1/2 inches in diameter) with paper bake cups. 3. Stir together flour, sugar, cocoa, baking soda and salt in large bowl. Add water, oil, vinegar and vanilla; beat on medium speed of mixer 2 minutes. Fill muffin cups 2/3 full with batter. Spoon 1 level tablespoon FILLING into center of each cupcake. 4. Bake 20 to 25 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in cake portion comes out clean. Remove from pan to wire rack. Cool completely. Top each cupcake with chocolate bar piece. About 2-1/2 dozen cupcakes.

Without You With Me...
Hope you can forgive me for what I have done. Please tell me is it really all I have done. I dragged you with me everywhere I went. Please forgive me because I see the road to no-where. Your faith is strong, your words are powerful, the way you saved me from my sorrow tower The way you helped me like no-one else. The reason for me still in good health please don't leave, Please don't go please with out you I have no right decision in my life the help I need is in your heart your soul to help with mine I need to have my sister to hide my crys. The one person that I trusted was my friend, my best-friend, my back-bone, my true meaning to the truth to what I had done wrong in my past ,the depths to my reasoning of staying so true to the one sister that was true. So please without you by my side the need to not cry is just another lie.

Shitcakes...this Hurts.
Bloody ball sac cherry fuckers I broke my foot. This seriously hurts and work is going to blow rotten spaghetti chunks cuz i have to stand all day there's no fucking sitting. fuck a duck this hurts.

Apartment Searches
Why can't people look past the fact that I am young, in college and looking for a place of my own?? THEY NEED TO REALIZE A FEW THINGS..... -YES.. I am 18, BUT..... I am working my way through college... not stripping or bartending either... i have a normal 8 to 4 shift job. -YES... i do have a ball python as a pet! (she is my baby) ~completely harmless ~she only eats mice and rats ~she is usually only held by me.. so nobody has to take care of her but me. ~HER CAGE STAYS LOCKED AT ALL TIEMS.. UNLESS I PERSONALLY HAVE HER OUT! people upset me sometimes... at least im in school takin care of things myself ya know... oh well i will keep posted on the apartment thing! lol

Cherry Glazed Chocolate Torte
Ingredients: * 1/2 cup (1 stick) butter or margarine, melted * 1 cup granulated sugar * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 2 eggs * 1/2 cup all-purpose flour * 1/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1/4 teaspoon baking powder * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 1 package (8 oz.) cream cheese, softened * 1 cup powdered sugar * 1 cup frozen whipped topping, thawed * 1 can (21 oz.) cherry pie filling, divided Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease bottom only of 9-inch springform pan. 2. Stir together butter, granulated sugar and vanilla in large bowl. Add eggs; using spoon, beat well. Stir together flour, cocoa, baking powder and salt; gradually add to egg mixture, beating until well blended. Spread batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake 25 to 30 minutes or until cake is set. (Cake is fudgey and will not test done.) Remove from oven; cool completely in pan on wire rack. 4. Beat cream cheese and powdered sugar in medium bowl until well blended; grad

Celebration Chocolate Cake
Ingredients: * 3/4 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1 cup boiling water * 1/2 cup (1 stick)plus 2 tablespoons butter or margarine * 2 cups sugar * 3 eggs * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour * 1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda * 1/4 teaspoon salt * 3/4 cup milk * 1/4 cup dairy sour cream Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease three 9-inch round baking pans. Line bottoms with wax paper; grease and flour paper. Mix cocoa with boiling water in small bowl; stir until smooth. Set aside to cool. 2. Beat butter and sugar in large bowl until fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir in vanilla. Gradually add cocoa mixture, beating well. 3. Stir together flour, baking soda and salt; add alternately with milk and sour cream to butter mixture, beating until blended. Pour batter into prepared pans. 4. Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 min

What Does Your Birth Month Reveal About You
What does your birth month reveal about you? MayStubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children.Hardworking. High spirited. Spendthrift. Take The Quiz Now!Quizzes by myYearbook.com

Caramel Dandy Cake
Ingredients: * 1 cup water * 1 cup (2 sticks) butter or margarine * 1/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 2 cups sugar * 1 teaspoon baking soda * 1/2 teaspoon salt * 3 eggs * 3/4 cup dairy sour cream * 3/4 cup caramel ice cream topping * CHOCOLATE FROSTING(recipe follows) * 1-1/3 cups (8-oz. pkg.) HERSHEY'S Milk Chocolate Baking Pieces Filled with Caramel Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350 F. Grease and flour 13x9x2-inch baking pan. 2. Combine water, butter and cocoa in small saucepan. Cook over medium heat, stirring occasionally, until mixture boils; boil and stir 1 minute. Remove from heat; set aside. 3. Stir together flour, sugar, baking soda and salt in large bowl. Add eggs and sour cream; beat until well blended. Add cocoa mixture; beat just until blended (batter will be thin). Pour into prepared pan. 4. Bake 35 to 40 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Remove from o

Black Magic Cake
Ingredients: * 2 cups sugar * 1-3/4 cups all-purpose flour * 3/4 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 2 teaspoons baking soda * 1 teaspoon baking powder * 1 teaspoon salt * 2 eggs * 1 cup buttermilk or sour milk* * 1 cup strong black coffee OR 2 teaspoons powdered instant coffee plus 1 cup boiling water * 1/2 cup vegetable oil * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease and flour two 9-inch round baking pans or one 13x9x2-inch baking pan. 2. Stir together sugar, flour, cocoa, baking soda, baking powder and salt in large bowl. Add eggs, buttermilk, coffee, oil and vanilla; beat on medium speed of mixer 2 minutes (batter will be thin). Pour batter evenly into prepared pans. 3. Bake 30 to 35 minutes for round pans, 35 to 40 minutes for rectangular pan or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes; remove from pans to wire racks. Cool completely. Frost as desired. Yields 10 to 12 servi

For The Love Of God!!!!!
I have been on this site now for a couple of months. Making my way through this vast world known as CT I have noticed a very disturbing trend. NAKED FAT CHICKS… What exactly is going through these behemoths minds? I understand that I live in the U.S. and that we are the fattest fucks on the planet. In defense of the Fat Chicks. I know that in this liberal state that we live in, talk shows and the media say that it is OK and SEXY to be big… IT IS NOT Ok!!! NO one wants to see that shit. If they do, I am sure there are websites these freaks can go to. I am begging you please stop, take care of yourselves and get in shape. It is not that hard… Just cut out the BOND BONDS and the fucking liberal media that makes you people feel so good about being a LUMP OF SHIT on SOCIETY… PLEASE FIX YOURSELVES THAT IS ALL THE STERN

Banana Chip Bundt Cake
Ingredients: * 1 package (4-serving size) banana cream instant pudding and pie filling mix * 1 package (18.25 oz.) banana cake mix * 1 cup water * 1/2 cup vegetable oil * CHOCOLATE GLAZE(recipe follows) * 1 cup HERSHEY'S MINI CHIPS Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips * 4 eggs Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease and flour 12-cup fluted tube pan. 2. Combine cake mix, pudding mix, eggs, water and oil in large bowl; beat on low speed just until blended. Increase speed to medium; beat 2 minutes. Stir in small chocolate chips. Pour batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake 45 to 50 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes; remove from pan to wire rack. Cool completely. Drizzle with CHOCOLATE GLAZE. 12 to 16 servings. CHOCOLATE GLAZE: Heat 1/3 cup sugar and 1/4 cup water in small saucepan to full boil, stirring until sugar dissolves. Remove from heat; add 1 cup HERSHEY'S MINI CHIPS Semi-Sweet Chocolate. Stir with w

Love Starts With A Smile.......................
LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling in love with your smile. What do you do when

Autumn Peanutty Carrot Cake
Ingredients: * 3 eggs * 3/4 cup vegetable oil * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * 1-1/2 cups all-purpose flour * 3/4 cup granulated sugar * 1/2 cup packed light brown sugar * 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon * 1-1/4 teaspoons baking soda * 2 cups grated carrot * 1-2/3 cups (10-oz. pkg.) REESE'S Peanut Butter Chips * 1/2 cup chopped walnuts * CREAM CHEESE FROSTING(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease and flour two 8-inch round baking pans. 2. Beat eggs, oil and vanilla in large bowl. Stir together flour, granulated sugar, brown sugar, cinnamon and baking soda; add to egg mixture and blend well. Stir in carrot, peanut butter chips and walnuts; pour into prepared pans. 3. Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes; remove from pans to wire rack. Cool completely. Frost with CREAM CHEESE FROSTING. Cover; refrigerate leftover cake. 10 to 12 servings. CREAM

Ch Ch Ch Changes
Change is such a difficult subject for me. Like all children, consistancy is key when it comes to life. Kids find comfort in it. My life as a child was very consistant. Whn I got older and moved out, my life was as far from consistant as it could get. This is why i fail so much. Some kinds of change I welcome in the form of some obsessive compulsive behavior. I like new things in the material sense. I like changing around my material belongings. I even like changing me. It's lifes situations that I just hate to change. So much so that I become fearful and paranoid. I am going through so many changes in my life right now. So many things to make me want to hide from them all. Theres this perpetual lump in my throat that keeps me from spilling my feelings. Tears backed up in my eyes so far it hurts. All of these changes are ones that I am open to in some ways, but I am terrified to allow them to happen. Like the feeling that there is a monster in my closet. I know when I open the closet t

All-chocolate Boston Cream Pie
Ingredients: * 1 cup all-purpose flour * 1 cup sugar * 1/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1/2 teaspoon baking soda * 6 tablespoons butter or margarine, softened * 1 cup milk * 1 egg * 1 teaspoon vanilla extract * CHOCOLATE FILLING(recipe follows) * SATINY CHOCOLATE GLAZE(recipe follows) Directions: 1. Heat oven to 350°F. Grease and flour one 9-inch round baking pan. 2. Stir together flour, sugar, cocoa and baking soda in large bowl. Add butter, milk, egg and vanilla. Beat on low speed of mixer until all ingredients are moistened. Beat on medium speed 2 minutes. Pour batter into prepared pan. 3. Bake 30 to 35 minutes or until wooden pick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes; remove from pan to wire rack. Cool completely. Prepare CHOCOLATE FILLING. Cut cake into two thin layers. Place one layer on serving plate; spread filling over layer. Top with remaining layer. 4. Prepare SATINY CHOCOLATE GLAZE. Pour onto top of ca

Just For Fun!!
Sitting here in class wondering where my life is heading.... - Will I finish school? - Do i want to continue getting my associates in medical assistance? - What is out there for me? - When will my MR. WONDERFUL come get me? I know.. i sound pretty demanding, but i just wanna know.. :-) I am very unpredictable at times.. However, I know what i want and I know what road i am trying to follow. I want life to speed up so I can forsee where I will be and who will be with me. When someone wants to share their really cool time machine (in whatever form it come in) and will take me to the future ( only a couple years ahead) and bring me back... PLEASE GET A HOLD OF ME AND LET ME KNOW!!! *roflmao*

Ok Folks
I think I'm outta here for the night. Tomorrow is my last day to work until next Tuesday. Woohoo! So I will try to catch up with everyone tomorrow. In the meantime, everyone be good and if you get a chance, drink one for me! XOXOXO Cheers and Beers, Sam

Kissables Candies Thumbprint Cookies
Ingredients: * 1 cup (2 sticks) butter or margarine, softened * 1-1/3 cups granulated sugar * 2 egg yolks * 1/4 cup milk * 2 teaspoons vanilla extract * 2 cups all-purpose flour * 2/3 cup HERSHEY'S Cocoa * 1/2 teaspoon salt * Powdered sugar * 1 can (16 oz.) vanilla frosting * Additional powdered sugar * 1-1/3 cups (10.5-oz. pkg.) HERSHEY'S KISSABLES Candies Directions: 1. Beat butter, granulated sugar, egg yolks, milk and vanilla until fluffy. Combine flour, cocoa and salt; gradually add to butter mixture, beating until well blended. Cover; refrigerate dough about 2 hours or until firm enough to handle. 2. Heat oven to 350°F. Lightly grease cookie sheet. Shape dough into 1-1/8-inch balls. Roll in powdered sugar; place on prepared cookie sheet. Press thumb in center of each cookie. 3. Bake 10 to 12 minutes or until set. Remove from cookie sheet to wire rack; cool completely. 4. Spoon frosting into heavy-duty rese

Moving
THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE IN LIFE THEN MOVING BUT I HAVE MOVED. ITS A BEAUTIFUL PLACE I SO LOVE IT. IT HAS 2 BEDROOMS AND A BIG LIVING ROOM THE KITCHEN IS SMALL BUT I STILL LOVE IT. IT TOOK ME FOREVER JUST TO UNPACK STUFF. FOR THE FACT I HAVE 10 BOXES OF CLOTHES(WHICH WERE ONLY MINE). BUT THANKS TO EVERYONE THAT STILL COMMENTED ME WHEN I WAS GONE YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST...

Interesting Facts
Interesting Facts for you to enjoy. I left my own commentary in parenthesis If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it. Besides wouldnt you need coffee to yell that long?) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.! If only my prostate was paying attention to this) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) --------------------------------------------------------------------------

You're Still You!
Through the darkness I can see your light And you will always shine and an feel your heart in mine your face i memorized i idolized just you I look up to everything you are In my eyes you do no wrong I've loved you for so long and after all is said and done your still you after all your still you you walk past me I can feel your pain to me changes everything one truth always stays the same your still you after all your still you I look up to everything you are In my eyes you do no wrong and I believe in you although you never asked me to I will remember you and what life put you through and in this cruel in and lonely world I found one love your still you after all your still you

Playlist For The Two Weeks Of 11/7/06 - 11/21/06.
As some of you know, I was so ill that I could barely do anything including getting my playlist up. So, without further delay, here's what I've been playing all this time. Cancer - To The Gory End Dismember - The God That Never Was Exodus - Shovel Headed Kill Machine Gwar - Beyond Hell Impetigo - Ultimo Mondo Cannibal Kiss - Rock And Roll Over Kiss - Crazy Nights Kiss - MTV Unplugged Megadeth - The System Has Failed Mercyful Fate - Melissa Nocturnus - The Key Obituary - Frozen In Time Overkill - Feel The Fire Overkill - Taking Over Overkill - Killbox 13 Pestilence - Testimony Of The Ancients Place Of Skulls - The Black Is Never Far Random Acts Of Violence - Unleashing Repulsion - Horrified Sinister - Savage Or Grace Sinister - Afterburner Testament - Souls Of Black Testament - The Gathering Therion - Beyond Sanctorum Therion - Theli Vader - The Ultimate Incantation Vio-Lence - Eternal Nightmare Voivod - Katorz

Happy Glutton Day!
Ahhhhh, a perfect holiday for the lazy, fat ass American. Oh shut up, don't lie, you know it's not about "giving thanks". If you wanted to say thanks you'd give back to the community, the family, the church, whatever. Nope, instead, you are forced to buy food you don't really like (who honestly loves cooking a turkey for 13 hours?) to entertain "family" that you don't even speak to... and waste the food that you slaved all day to make (and everyone wonders why Americans are hated.... we're like locusts!)then you're left with an empty house to clean up the damn mess by yourself. I'm thankful. I live in a warm climate, surrounded by the people I love, and don't want for anything. But I'll be damned if I'm buying a turkey to proclaim my appreciation for all those Indians that were slaughtered, Pagans that were burned, and corrupt politicans who were exhalted!!! Ehhhh bite me.

Things Are Stupid Around Here Again, Or Did It Ever Get Better?
Today's issue is those of you who are complaining about not having adult content in your default. You's are allowed to make up and view multiple albums so what is the big problem for them to be taking out of default? I seen a I penis go by on the slideshow and thats just not right. Im sure I'll get some nasty feedback from this opinion but I really dont care and if you do give that feedback, you better have your points well made. Now for the opinion.... I really dont see the big deal in not allowing that stuff on defaults, although we are given the choice by seeing the thumbnails before full versions. People talk like the adult content is being taken completly off the site and from what I understand, that isnt the case. It takes only a couple seconds to both make a new album or view a private album. Why are you people complaining about that? I think its probably because most like to just drop by the main profile and drop a 10 and a fast comment and not want to take the ti

Yep..
Alrighty everyone, Been working my ass off so I haven't been on too much, or been able to leave a daily comment to those who get one. I have the next 2 days off, thanks god, so I'm hoping to catch up with everyone. Will be going to bed early tonight so I wont be on here much longer. Hope everyone is doing okay :)

Real Calls To Tech Support
Customer: I'm trying to connect to the Internet with your CD, but it just doesn't work. What am I doing wrong? Tech support: OK, you've got the CD in the CD drive, right? Customer: Yeah.... Tech support: And what sort of computer are you using? Customer: Computer? Oh no, I haven't got a computer. It's in the CD player and all I get is weird noises. Listen..... Tech support: Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!!! =============== Tech support: What kind of computer do you have? Female customer: A white one... =============== Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out. Tech support: Have you tried pushing the button? Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck. Tech support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note. Customer: No .. wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet... it's still on my desk... sorry.... =============== Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on the left of the screen. Customer: Your left or my left? ============== = Tec

To My Master!!!
I have always felt like I have never belonged anywhere. Everywhere ago my questions answered with a cold dark stare. A desperation so vast can't be described with words alone. I needed companionship and acceptance mostly I needed a home Then one day I found you smiling and cheery hiding your pain I felt you were special right away and found much to gain. I met someone who made me feel like I was sweet and kind. That someone was you and we will be together for all time. I love you more than life itself and you gave it meaning. Unlike before my emotions flow out constantly streaming. Without you I was lost but now I am found. Your smile alone makes the world spin around. I found a home finally a home with you. I would rather it no other way no matter what or who. You are my one true love. I love you so much.

Please Don't Go!
When I joined the crazy place back in July, one of the first people I added was Mr.Rush. I remember i added him because of all the shrek stuff on his profile. I know theres a buncha drama goin on regarding him and another friend. I just wanna tell Rush that he rawks and if he leave I will be a very sad princess. This place is nothing to me without the old timers especially my "family" members! So here to you Rock Star King...You kick ass never forget it! The Proclaimers I'm on my way I'm on my way from misery to happiness today I'm on my way from misery to happiness today I'm on my way to what I want from this world And years from now you'll make it to the next world And everything that you receive up yonder Is what you gave to me the day I wandered I took a right, I took a right turning yesterday I took a right, I took a right turning yesterday I took the road that brought me to your home town I took the bus to streets that I could walk down I walked

Rotate My Spine And Assemble The Pieces
I have determined that I am a fountain of useless information. I spew forth crap that no one wants to see. I guess that makes me a stopped up toilet. FUCK YOU! I like chinese food and plastic because they are both chewy. I give everyone the benefit of doubt, but I still assume they are assholes. So my friend *finally* gets one of my more obscure jokes... I exclaim: "Wow! How very obtuse of you...or is that accute? I can never keep those straight because they have wrong angles." You should be choking on tears of laughter at this point...No? Oh well. Rightio...On with the boring basic then:: Age: 26 Sex: Not often enough Hair Color: Blonde in Summer, Brunette in Winter Eye Color: Blue Height: 6'1" (6'5" with my Spikes) Weight: 200lbs Random Tidbits:: I sing frequently. I poke random people for shock value. I think every song relates to my life. I like RHPS. I don't use the word 'love' much. I eat out too often. (Or not often enough... ;) ) I s

Adult Stort A Friend Wrote This For Me On My Space
I used to work on a shipping and receiving dock for an electronics manufacturer. My primary job was to make sure all the orders made it to their destinations on time which meant working with the different drivers a lot. Most were older gentlemen long ago married off but then Rick started working for one of our main delivery companies. Rick was a young handsome man. He was probably in his early thirties with jet black hair and a killer smile. He was several inches taller then me with broad shoulders and the cutest butt I had ever seen. I couldn't help but to flirt with him when ever I had the chance and he was flirtatious back but both of us were very cautious about it. I guess we were worried about our job security. One evening we had a super rush job that absolutely had to go out that very evening which meant I was going to be working late. It also meant that Rick would be making an extra trip out to see me today. We had already had our normal flirting session that morning, alt

Brave New Rules ... And Blogs?
This is a repost of my own Bulletin.. but the damn thing will scroll off in about 10 minutes anyway, since most of my friends have 2000 friends on thier list ;) So this is just my way of keeping it... handy. So I'm thinking on my way home from supper today... Under the new rules, Blog entries are now required to meet the NSFW requirements. Anyone else find this odd? Blog entries, as I have ALWAYS understood them (and maybe I'm wrong here in the brave new world of CherryTAP) are supposed to be like diary entries. A look into someone's mind that they chose to share with family & friends. A peek into your friend's personal life, thier thoughts, trials and tribulations as they relate to some personal event and how they are feeling AT THAT MOMENT. And what's more, Blog entries are not something that just pops up on the profile page, and they don't scroll across your screen. You have to go to your friend's profile and click the Blog title to view it. And it SHOULD occur to any

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Hay you ever loved somone but they dont love you back?It hurts so bad and u do everything for that one person to notice you and like you back.But no matter how hard you try or no matter what you do they dont and never will like you back!I know this sounds stupid and all but I just wanted to write this!I wish that this oe person would like me back...I wish that all my feelins for this one person would JUST GO AWAY! to:That 1 person! I dont love you but I like you I like you alot and ur here on Cherry Tap..I wish things would b diff!

The Water Flows And The Steam Builds
HE washes up and they sit down to dinner. Steak, Potatoes, and Salad. After dinner he heads for the bathroom to shower, she heads down stairs to gather the laundry. She Walks into the laundry room and the sweet smell of erotic passion fills her nose. Instantly she is moist. She hurries to gather the laundry and all but sprints up the stairs to catch him before he finishes in the shower. She is in the door just as the water starts. She throws the laundry on the bed and barrels into the washroom to find him just stripping down. She closes the door behind her, turns and as she turns he has her pinned against the door in a deep passioante kiss. The water flows and the steam Builds. He picks her up by her hips and gently tosses her onto the counter. She has none of this, Pushes him back by his chest, drops to her knees and takes him, full length in her mouth. Bobbing slowly as she works his engorged manhood, he moans. Gently Pullin

45 Ways To Order Pizza: Funny
1 - Use CB lingo where applicable. 2 - Answer their questions with questions. 3 - Ask, "If I don't eat it all, can I return the unused portion for credit?" 4 - Ask if the drivers really carry less than $20 in change. When they confirm this, act disappointed and say, "Ok, well could you send two drivers?" 5 - Tell them you would like to see a copy of their restaurant inspection report. 6 - Say in a retarded voice, "I had pizza today, it had jello on it." 7 - Ask them what toppings are best for someone who's constipated. 8 - Stop them in mid-sentence and tell them you'll call back after they've learned a little respect. 9 - When they ask where to deliver it, give them their address. Insist it's your address. 10 - As they start to repeat the order, say, "Oh wait just a second. I suppose I should get this on tape." 11 - Use these bonus words in the conversation: ROBUST FREE-SPIRITED COST-EFFICIENT UKRAINIAN PUCE. 12 - Tell them to put the crust on top this

Christmas Cake Recipe
Ingredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs nuts bottle Vodka 2 cups of dried fruit Sample the vodka to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the vodka again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the vodka is shtill OK. Try another cup ... just in case Turn off the mixerer. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the vodka to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who giveshz a shit. Check the vodka. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a s

Think Before You Speak!
Think before you speak... Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back...or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did.... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I turned around and walked back out and never went back My husband didn't say a word... he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with mens balls." THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a va