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Review-movie- The Fountain
just got back from the movies and saw the fountain, all i can is i want the two hours of my life back. the visual effects were great. the acting good. the story confusing and hard to follow. the plot was slow to unfold. very slow, i almost fell asleep. till my daughter spilled popcorn on my lap. if i was rating on waffels i would say, they owe me a few boxes of egos.

Review- Resturant-canny's Camp For Fish
this is a great little place in nashville across from the opryland hotel. great food, and if you get past all the animals hanging on the walls, you'll see the service is great. by the way, if you get the sea food pot pie, it has a bit of a kick to it! lol

Music- Hoobastank
last night i went to the hoobastank concert, agent sparks opened, theyre from la and the rocked! i love thier music and they were lots of fun. after them was halifax, not bad. they interacted with the crowd alot. then came hoobastank, sweet concert. loved it. music is as good live as it on cd or video. so see when theyre coming your way, and go!

Funny Story About Men/women
This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart. Girls -- Have a sense of humor! One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!" So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one t

Calories Burned During Sex
I thought this was uproariously funny... Maybe it's just me ;) Enjoy testing the these theories - Void calories Burned During Sex The Act of Insertion If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories Satisfying Partner (organ size) Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside. Normal size 22 calories Oversize 15 calories Tremendous 8 calories Teensy-weensy 163 calories Positions Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) 20 calories Woman on top, man on

Friends
i'm going out tonigt so i thought i woudl say night now.. Hope u all have a chance to rate my photos and maybe leave a comment on them.. U all have a great evening and night and will be back on tomarrow..LOVE u all and HUGS AND KISSES.. Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com

A Marines Letter To John Kerry
A MARINES LETTER TO JOHN KERRY Letter to John Kerry from a Sergeant in Iraq Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:17:25 -0500 > > Soldiers are murdering rapists according to John Kerry This is something that should be all over the media!!!!! {This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! ~ Michelle} Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq" So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing an M.B.A. In college I was a member of severa

Skull And Bones Part 3 The Member List
ok I wanted to list the members here but blogs are limited to 50,000 characters. So in order to list it I would have to spend hours editing and post it in like 4 seperate blogs.....or i could just give you the website address here it is: http://home.comcast.net/~plutarch/skullbones.html again i am sorry that i couldn't of just provided the info here.

A Wii Workout: When Videogames Hurt
http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB116441076273232312-IHR8Xf3YEG61QlW0e7hA_kHAA8w_20061224.html?mod=tff_main_tff_top Nintendo's new system forces players to move their bodies, causing aches for some couch potatoes; a case of 'Wii elbow'. (I know I plan to hurt when I get my WII, and Nunchucks!!! :)

11.25.06
Today has been a good, good day. We've been very due for one. I'm one step closer to being able to have a future of my own in California. My parents can get a new home in the new few months out of the beaches of NC. My great-grandfather is the reason for this ultimately and we have been blessed to still have him with us, since he is 96 years old. One step at a time but it feels great, a lot of hard work to still be done. Moving, packing, moving, planning, planning, planning. XO, Bam

Good Night To All
GOOD NIGHT CHERRIES. I AM OFF TO BED.. IF YOU HAVENT DONE SO - PLEASE CHECK OUT MY BEST BOOTY CONTEST...GIVE THESE BEAUTIFUL LADIES YOUR VOTES!!! VOTING WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MONDAY EVENING AT 8:30 PM EASTERN STANDARD TIME.

Hottest Bedroom Accessory
DAMN STRAIGHT BITCHEZZZ!!!! Your hottest bedroom accessory is yourself You are damn hot and you don’t need anything else to help you seduce your man or woman. To you, the look of your bedroom comes in second to all of your bedroom activities. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Skull And Bones Part 2
as found on: http://www.commondreams.org/cgi-bin/print.cgi?file=/headlines04/0122-10.htm Published on Thursday, January 22, 2004 by Pacifica Radio's Democracy Now! Skull & Bones: The Secret Society That Unites John Kerry and President Bush Listen | Watch A little-known fact unites Democratic frontrunner John Kerry and President Bush: they are both members of Yale's secret society Skull and Bones. We speak with the author of "Secrets of the Tomb: Skull and Bones, the Ivy League, and the Hidden Paths of Power" that reveals details about the secret society and its members. The New Hampshire primary is just a few days away and Howard Dean's status as the frontrunner has almost totally dissipated. The latest Boston Herald poll now shows that John Kerry holds a 10 point lead - a major surge for the Massachusetts Senator. Still reeling from his victory in Iowa, Kerry is starting to act like the frontrunner, shifting his focus from comparing himself to the other Democrats

Steam Erotic
The hours were dragging on. My hectic schedule at my university had strained my pocketbook, my qouta of sleep, and almost all of my personal relations. When I had graduated high school, I thought earning an english lit degree would be simple enough - a class there a seminar here. How far from the truth that turned out to be. I was pushing a heavy load of seventeen units that spring semester, and the stress was building. Not only that, but the sheer cost of books was beginning to take its toll on me. The only part time job I could fit into what was a terrible whirlwind of endless reading and writing was a nightshift at one of those gyms that are open at all hours of the night. The job was simple, I just had to sit at the front desk and check identification cards as members came in and perhaps answer the phone once and a while. Every couple of hours I would have my co-worker, a guy only few years older than my twenty-two by the name of Glen, relieve me so that I could check the locke

Heaven Can Wait
Tell the angels no, I don't wanna leave my baby alone I don't want nobody else to hold you That's a chance I'll take Baby I'll stay, Heaven can wait No, if the angels took me from this earth I would tell them bring me back to her It's a chance I'll take, maybe I'll stay Heaven can wait You're beautiful Each moment spent with you is simply wonderful This love I have for you girl it's incredible And I don't know what I'd do, if I can't be with you The world could not go on so every night I pray If the Lord should come for me before I wake I wouldn't wanna go if I can't see your face, can't hold you close What good would Heaven be If the angels came for me I'd tell them no Chorus Unthinkable Me sitting up in the clouds and you are all alone The time might come around when you'd be moving on I'd turn it all around and try to get back down to my baby girl Can't stand to see nobody kissing, touching her Couldn't take nobody loving you the way we were What goo

Skull And Bones Part 1
as found on: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skull_and_Bones Skull and Bones From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Emblem of the Skull and Bones societyThe Order of Skull and Bones is a secret group based at Yale University, in New Haven, Connecticut. Contents [hide] 1 History 2 Bonesmen 3 The Skull and Bones "Tomb" 4 Numerical symbolism "322" 5 Trivia 6 References 7 Further reading 8 External links [edit] History The group was founded in 1832 by Phi Beta Kappa pledges William Huntington Russell and Alphonso Taft. [1] The first Skull and Bones class, or "cohort," was the very next year, 1832-33. The society was all male until 1992. Traditionally, the Yale Daily News published the names of newly "tapped" members of all major secret societies at Yale, but this practice was abandoned during the student rebellion of the sixties. It has since been reinstated informally by the campus tabloid The Rumpus. Hence, while the society's current membership rosters

The Unbreakable
Unbreakable I am the unbreakable You can put a bullet through my head I’ll bleed, but I’ll live. Tie the noose around my neck Kick the chair from under my feet I’ll still breathe Pour the gasoline on my naked body Set it aflame I’ll emerge unharmed and strong as ever Burn my bridges I’ll find a way across Push me over the cliff I’ll see you in twenty Knock me into next week I’ll kick your ass on Tuesday I’ll be here long after you’re gone I’ve survived worse than you can dish Test my pride, you’ll fall Because I’m the unbreakable

I Have.....................................
I have a group of few select friends that when it comes to me you don't want to mess with! These include..... Staind, JR, PUREKNIGHT, Lee Aaronn, BASS ASS BITCH 74, and the rest of the OLDTIMERS SOCIEty, LUV MUFFIN, SlowPoke,OMG Freedom fighter,AMERICAN CHERRY(one of My BEST FRIENDS), GODSMACK GURU. You mess with them you mess with me!

Do It Anyway By Martina Mcbride..... Her New Song What A Beautiful Song..
Artist/Band: Martina McBride Lyrics for Song: Do It Anyway Lyrics for Album: New Songs You can spend your whole life building something from nothing One storm can come and blow it all away Build it anyway You can chase a dream that seems so out of reach and you know it might not ever come your way Dream it anyway Chorus: God is great, but sometimes life ain’t good And when I pray it doesn’t always turn out like I think it should But I do it anyway, I do it anyway This world’s gone crazy and it’s hard to believe that tomorrow will be better than today Believe it anyway You can love someone with all your heart, for all the right reasons, and in a moment they can choose to walk away Love ‘em anyway Repeat Chorus You can pour your soul out singing a song you believe in that tomorrow they’ll forget you ever sang Sing it anyway, sing it anyway I sing, I dream, I love, anyway

They Hate Me
Ok so either CT dont like me or somebody keeps reporting me WTF...THey keep sending me emails teling me my accout is about to be deleted.My pictures arent good enough im guessing. in the last 2 days ive got 5 emails from the cp staff. I sent them a damn email soo im sure my account will be deleted now....to everyone it was cool takling to you. hit me up on myspace www.myspace.com/fluffygunner

1991 And We Could Have Finished It Then
Why didn't the US and coalition forces complete the job in 1991?? Some say that it was because the objective of pushing the Iraqi Regime out of Kuwait was why we were there. I was there and think that the objective should have been to get Saddam before he killed any more people. I am not advocating war, but, I do wish that we had been allowed to complete the mission as we saw it. Now, we have troops dying every day and it is only going to get worse. I feel for the families of the soldiers who have been killed or injured. I also feelfor the millions of Iraqi citizens that actually want us to help them and are afraid to say so. I wish that we had completed the mission.. Maybe I wouldn't feel so guilty when I read about someone getting killed that wouldn't have been there if I had been allowed to do my job. PEACE OUT!!

Progress ??
Then....and now. Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot with rifle in gun rack. 1963 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and gets his to show Jack. 2006 - School goes into lockdown, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ + Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school. 1963 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled. 2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it. ++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ + Scenario: Little Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students. 1963 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of

Today I Share
Between "let's get married tomorrow" & "let's get naked tonight" I seem to meet two types of women lately: Those who, almost from that first cup of check-you-out coffee, want to settle in and settle down; and those who want to hand me their panties under the table at Starbucks. Well look, I've done the settle-down thing before, and I will again, but I'm not there yet. And being a normal male, I find it hard to object to the "here's my wet panties, tell me your name again" thing, So, what's in the middle? I would like to meet someone fun, have lots of interesting conversations, go see movies and listen to music and ride my harley with, eat cool food, travel to cool places,and yeah, spend a lot of time naked. In all honesty, though, I really don't want to marry right now. That is, I don't want to marry anybody right now. But NSA is too far to the other extreme. If you're in your 30s or 40s and you'd like a part-time partner, one who understands your busy life and

22 Traps Of Life.....thank You Miranda!
Hi my name is miranda . While surfing on the net for few hrs, i found this worth reading article. I would like to share this to everyone. Trap # 1: The Trap of Tomorrow Tomorrow. Tomorrow can be feared, or desired. Tomorrow could be anything. Tomorrow could be nothing. This unpredictability of tomorrow is why we must live in the present. You could die today. You could die tomorrow. Wasting your time thinking about tomorrow is a terrible idea. Fearing tomorrow is just as bad as wanting tomorrow. Whatever tomorrow has in store for you will happen. Tomorrow will come soon enough. In fact, tomorrow will come too soon. Screw tomorrow. Live for today. Tomorrow will come whether you like it or not, so stop worrying about it. It’s pointless. Living for tomorrow is a veil that can blind anyone; be strong, don’t be blinded by it. Trap #2: The Trap of Yesterday Yesterday. Was yesterday good or bad? Why do you even care? Are you ever going to feel what you felt yesterday again? Proba

Riddle Of The Heart
What heart of hearts wants free, A procrastinating mind has hidden the key. To unleash such knowledge and intentions, Could go good or bad, with or without mentions. Should it be told or should it not? Lest his life shall soon turn to rot. For here in the shadows a young wolf crawls, Residing in obscurity his true self calls. His mind races wild with ideas of new, Just like a skydiver’s first step into the great blue. Away lies his fear, across many a sea, The darkness which threatens him, and also helps hide the key. For if this challenger does travel thus far, It would be the end of maddening thoughts about his star. And with his boisterousness he hides his heart, Never knowing, never feeling his this all came to start. Should he let loose his feelings and frustrations? Or be left with his anxiety and possibly false affections? What heart of hearts wants free, Has he even started to look for the key?

Team Roping
Today, My girl friend, Brandi and I team roped. We took second place out of 56 teams and both of us won really nice saddles. Tomorrow, we will put up our christmas tree , so we will go out on horse back and ride up the mountain and find a tree, cut it down and drag the tree back behind the horses, we do this every year, I love Christmas so very much, it is a time that I invite friends to the ranch and just enjoy being with them. Deanna

Check This Out!!!!!
It's Promoting time here on Miss Behavins Spot.. In the lime light today is my good friend Dave Better known here on the tap as DJ dLancerb , he works his butt of makin music & designing things but never gets enought credit (hence why you are reading this) he has a tshirt shop as well as a dj site & many other things that he does.. so check out some of his art work in my album (link below) http://cherrytap.com/images.php?u=198005&albumid=126335 and also if ya like what ya see drop him a line DJ dLancerb@ CherryTAP if nothin else do it because he works his butt off and doesnt ask for a thing in return. hes a great person as well never know ya may like him *lol* he also has 2 album tracks in his stash on his ct page And heres a link to one of his tshirt design sites! http://www.cafeshops.com/tribaltshirts since when is it to much work to show a fellow ct member some luv?!

Thanksginving
I'm glad to be back from thanksgiving. My parents were trippin out. I got home and my parents put me right to work. I mean i drive 4 hours to see them and they didn't even cook dinner and they put me to work. I was like man i'm not commin home for my whole christmas break. It's good to be back though. Everyone hit me up and tell me how was your thanksgiving.

2nd Song I Wrote
i want to say thank you very much to Seeking Asylum for helping me with this song...if it wasnt for you, it would not be as awesome as it is...thank you so much for going over it and revising it to make it 10x better...so for the rest of you here is My Prison of Darkness My Prison of Darkness written by Brad "BoNEs" Crider and Shawna of Seeking Asylum 1st verse WHATS GOING ON INSIDE MY MIND THIS DARKNESS IS ALL I SEE HELD BY THIS CAPTIVE NIGHTMARE INSIDE WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR ME TO BE FREE FROM THIS PRISON OF DARKNESS CONTROLLING ME Chorus IM JUST SO EMPTY INSIDE - LONELY OUTSIDE GOTTA BREAK THE INSANITY OF SADNESS IN MY EYES -- JUST SO EMPTY INSIDE LONELY OUTSIDE GOTTA BREAK CHAINS THAT BIND THE PRISON OF DARKNESS IN MY MIND 2nd verse PICTURES ROLL ACROSS MY MIND OF JOY WHEN I WAS ALIVE I FELT LOVE - THERE WAS NO NEED TO HIDE I KNEW WHAT IT WAS TO BE FREE FROM THIS PRISON OF DARKNESS CONTROLLING ME (prelude to chorus) BU

The Gate Slams. In Anno Mccartney Domini
Wait!before i wrote this i saw red in: "im looking thru u." so ive seen a psychotic episode or two the beatles as demons, paul the antichrist, the last living beatle! his year upon us? its inside the songs, backwards chords and a feint voice. its inside girl, 3rd verse the backwards bass: an incantation the screen is blue, but in reality white, what derange is ones ultimate unintentional skips are edited in brainwashing phrases carve your number on my wall. and maybe you will get a call from me. if i needed someone. whats the number? im guessing 9. triplets. the gate slams its number as i jump from the screen the alarum. the tolling.

Fw: Letter To John Kerry From A Sergeant In Iraq
I fully Agree with this Letter Subject: FW: Letter to John Kerry from a Sergeant in Iraq Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:17:25 -0500 Soldiers are murdering rapists according to John Kerry This is something that should be all over the media!!!!! {This was written by my husband, Aaron, who is currently deployed to Iraq, in defense of a recent comment made by Senator John Kerry. Pass it along, it might inspire someone else to speak up! ~ Michelle} Yesterday John Kerry said, "You know education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework, and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well, and if you don't, you get stuck in Iraq" So I wrote him a letter: I am a Sergeant in the United States Marine Corps. I am currently on my second tour in Iraq, a tour in which I volunteered for. I speak Arabic and Spanish and I plan to tackle Persian Farsi soon. I have a Bachelors and an Associates Degree and between deployments I am pursuing

My First Song I Wrote
Well, for all the people that want to see the song Best Friends, here you go. I have actually posted the song so you can read it. The music has yet to come for it but that won't take long. Please show your support and give some feedback. I'm looking for all I can get right now. Keep it real. Never give up and keep reaching for the stars.Thank you Shawna...you have been such a big help...i cant express my gratitude enough. BoNEs Best Friend written by Brad "BoNEs" Crider verse 1: NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD BE IN LOVE..AGAIN NEVER THOUGHT ID GIVE IN TO THIS.. ONCE AGAIN BEEN SHOT DOWN AND KICKED AROUND.. TIME AFTER TIME BUT I MET A GIRL - SHE REALLY TALKED TO ME RIGHT AWAY SHE TOOK AN INTEREST IN ME.. OH' YEAH SHES EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED SHE'D BE MY BEST FRIEND SHE'LL BE (Chorus) NOW SHE.. MEANS THE WORLD TO ME SHES ALWAYS BY MY SIDE.. YOU SEE SHES A NEW FRIEND TO ME AND BEST FRIENDS WE'LL BE BEST FRIENDS.. YOU AND ME -- NO MATTE

The Windowsill
Windowsill ©Brendalee As Morning breaks on her windowsill she hears the song of the whippoorwill. A new day she is lazy to leave her slumber desires not to leave the cover she is under, For the days of late have been trying and the life lived before was dying. She knows not what lies ahead and so much so wants to stay in bed. Not face another ache within her bone, aware of a presence she is not alone. Because she knows there is a higher plan she rises to the occasions set before her in this land. She sat and watched from her windowsill a love that danced and played, a love of strength and passion, one of God not manmade. This love was in her minds eye, could only see not touch, for she believed she was not worthy of such. Time was taken and all attempts not completed for a liar and a thief on her windowsill was seated. It stole from her, her, dignity it lied about her life. It led her to believe that she was meant to live wit

Mario Benedetti
since i love so much this artist in poetry, i'll share one of his works with you all (i'm really bad writting poetry, but i found a translation because all his work is in spanish) Let´s Make A Deal When you feel your wound about to bleed When you feel your voice about to sob Count on me. Partner, You know You can count On me Not up to two Or up to ten, But count On me. If sometimes You notice That I look into your eyes And a vein of love You recognize in mine Don't alert your rifles Nor think "what a delirium", In spite of the vein Or perhaps because it exists You can count On me. If several times You feel me Unsociable without reason Don't think "what a slack", The same way you can count On me. But let´s make a deal, I would like to count On you, I

Need A Pray
HEY GUYS. I NEED TO ASK A BIG FAVOR. CAN YOU GUYS PLEASE PRAY FOR THE TROOPS ARE COMING HOME. MY HUSBAND AND MY ROOMMATE ARE COMING HOME SOON. AND I WANT THEM TO HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT HOME. CAN YOU PLEASE PRAY FOR THEM. I REALLY WANT THEM HOME SAFE. I DON'T ASK FOR MUCH. BUT CAN YOU PRETTY PLEASE DO THIS ONCE FOR ME. THANK YOU SO MUCH ~~JANE~~

I Love You!!
I LOVE YOU!! At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep. You mean the world to someone. If not for you, someone may not be living. You are special and unique. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later you will get it. Always remember the compliments you recevied. Forget about the rude remarks. Always tell someone how you feel about them, you will feel much better when they know. Too A Very Special Friend!

Solution
I almost got lost, In the mouth of a shark, As I closed for the light, And walked in the dark. I’ve been in this circle, For way too long, I thought it was right, Although it was wrong. The truth was covered, And a story was bought, Reality was nothing, Like the way I was taught. The shadows made room, For the secret that was hidden, And the truth that some, Wanted forbidden. Logic is now, Just illusion, The life I had, Full of confusion, But deep within, I found a solution.

Voting Open! Go Vote For These Beautiful Girls!!!!!
VOTING IS NOW OPEN! PLEASE COME GIVE THESE LOVELY LADIES YOUR VOTES!! WINNER WILL BE DETERMINED BY THE NUMBER OF COMMENTS ON HER PICTURE. SO VOTE YOUR LITTLE HEARTS OUT! AND NOW - THE LADIES!

Zomg?
from: freeradical date: 2006-11-25 16:39:31 subject: hi read receipt: Yes replied: No block user you didnt give me access to the private album ;) :sighs: The Elusive Private album strikes again. I have no nudes! You will not see my boobs or my ass. Yes I have a private album with a pic that belongs to a friend...an animated gif of her. But geez...if you only add me as a friend with the purpose of "seein me nekkid" should we be friends at all? I know I am not the only woman on CT that feels this way. We are not here for your pleasure yanno? We have brains and beauty! Try engaging us in a conversation. Ask us..How was your day? But PLEASE for all of our sakes DONT ASK Can I see your private pics!

Thanks Giving
my thanksgiving was just as fun as gettin screwed up the ass i hope everyone elses was fun . i ended up havein a massive pannick attack and need tro go to the er they took 5 vials of blood( i hate havein my blood taken!) did an ekg and chest xrays so for the past what 2 days n ow ive felt like shit havein a lil trouble breathing and feel like a mack truck ran me over and on top of that im gettin my ass kicked in dj juggalos swexiest milf contestg WTF! damn it make me happy people!

Jealousy Sucks
Its a sad thing to see, when people become so jealous of what another person has accomplished that they need to try and tear that person down rather than work to raise themselves up. I have always been one to hope that people could grow beyond the petty things that can be found on the school yard. So it is frustrating to see the equivalent of hair pulling and name calling among adults who should know better. So what if someone is higher in rank than you on this site? So what if they have more friends and fans? So what that they won't show their naughty pics (assuming they even have any) to just anyone who wants to see them? If you don't like your rank on Cherry, work to raise it. If you feel that you don't have enough friends and fans, get out there and make some more (this is easier if you aren't being an asshole to people, btw). And if someone doesn't want you to see all of their pics, so what. That is their right to choose who sees them. This is an adult site, so why do some people

Love
when you love someone, and that person hurts you, you hide from love, so you wont get hurt again.....i have learned to love again, and i am happy that i have found the person to help me see, there is happiness out there for everyone....so if someone hurts you , although its hard, you can move on and love again..

I Hate Being Confused
The male of the species continues to confuse me...I hate having to play a guessing game to figure out what guys are thinking about. I am nice enough to be blunt with them, why can't they be curteous right back? Bleh...this was a good week and now I'm all confused...this sucks.

Are You Rude,sweet,or Just Plain Normal?
Are you rude,sweet,or just plain normal? Sweet cake.You are so cuddely and nice. No wonder you have alot of friends and are polite. Dang,you may remind me of a specail person I know. You are one of a kind,so keep it up. Don't let anyone knock you down though.:D Take this test

Saturday Night Rant
K so I'm like bitchy...yes a BIG change for me. First off I have 2 outta 4 kids sick. And they have all been fighting so I cannot wait til they go to bed. Everyones in thier rooms watching tv now. So I have some peace. Secondly..I am sick of Norman..(for all my new friends Norman was my turkey) I dont wanna see turkey again til next November. Thirdly...I will state this again for all my wonderful friends. I do not get involved with the drama. The people I have on my list are there because I like them! Capeice? What i cannot tolerate is the bashing and shit i have seen goin on via blogs. FFS Grow up people. This is CT...its supposed to be fun. QUIT tryin to ruin people. We should all try to get along and have fun. What else... I didnt put my tree up yet...I have no ambition! Evil overlords contest is goin ok........Well see tomorrow who wins:) And some happy music for my bitchy blog!

To All My Friends And Family
Sorry i havent not been on but the baby was in the hospital she just got out today so we where thier for turkey day also she is doing better i hope she is my pround and joy and then my grandamama had past away we had to go out of town for that she past away on nov 11 and then baby got sick

So Today Is...
One of those days that I sit and poke around the computer, and listen to my music... Repeating the same song.... Over and over and over and over and over I dunno what that says about me, but today it's been 3 songs: Through Glass - Stone Sour Disturbed - Land of Confusion Lightning Crashes - Live

Leaveing
hey everyone i just wanted to say that i wont be on much anymore it's getting boring plus the site never lets me do anything on here so i ust wanted to say thanx to all thous who sent me comments and rated me and became my friend or fan and who sent me gifts i hope u all enjoy your stay here i'll be on every once in awhile so feel free to leave me comments if u like so until then take care everyone it's been rell ~*~Kristle~*~

Script
OPAQUE INT. APARTMENT - NIGHT The large upscale apartment looks and feels empty. The smoke stained walls are the only reference to color in the otherwise drab interior. In the center of the room LEFTON MILES lies bleeding on the floor. The twenty-four year old professional nothing reaches across the glass coffee table that seperates him from his gun. LEFTON (to gun) I just wanted to see how you were doing. He snatches up the pistol. LEFTON (cont'd) I thought you were really going to do something that time. Flicking open the cylinder of the six-shooter wheel gun he examines the five remaining shells. LEFTON (cont'd) (whincing) It's the ones that get away that you miss the most. He snaps the gun shut. INT. APARTMENT - HALLWAY - NIGHT Down the long corridor the sound of running water es

Ok...
So I have 7 beautiful ladies entered into my contest. If I don't get 3 more by 7:30 PM EST(a little less than an hour or so from now), I'm going to get the contest on the road anyways. The contest will last through till Monday Evening around 8:30PM EST. Commments will be the main factor in winning. In the event of a tie, the number of ratings will help determine the winner. Everyone will get prizes just for entering. First place winner will recieve something from V.I.P.!

Hard To Find Good Help
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting

F
50 Questions 1. What color is your trash can?: one is blue and one is black 2. What was the largest amount of money you've ever found on the ground?: $20 3. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to?: i dunno 4. What is your AIM font color?: blue 5. What color are the shoes you wore today?: black 6. What was the longest amount of time you've ever spent standing in line?: 9 hours 7. What were you waiting to do?: concert 8. What is your shoe size?: 9 1/2-11 9. Can you tell the difference between a regular wrench and a monkey wrench?: no 10. Have you ever owned a chinchilla?: nope 11. What is your locker combination?: don't have one 12. Is there a glue stick anywhere near you?: yes 13. How about an animal of any kind?: my dog 14. Do you like oatmeal?:yes 15. Have you ever played the version of UNO where the machine spits cards at you?: no 16. What is your favorite flavor of Gatorade?: the blue one 17. Do you know where the name "Gatorade" comes from?: no 18. How many

Wtf Is Goin On?!?!?
u ever wanted to say sumfin to someone but never said anything cuz u thought it was a waste of time, then it was too late to say it?.......i mean hell life is funnii one minute ur happii da next minute ur fawkin depressed cuz of sumfin some1 did or said....i kno life has its ups and downs but dear lord help mii my life has more downs than ups!!!!!!!!! my ups consit of givin birth to my oldest in 1996 and givin birth to my lil one in 2003 wow i guess i am a hard person to make happii......i kno god does things for a reason...but sumtymez i hate dat u cant change da hands of tyme u kno? if anyone knoz who i am and wha things mean in my life they will kno this all i can hear is blinded by da light in my head over and over and it puts a smile on my face.....well kiddiiz im leavin now there things i have to sort out so i will leave u with this if u have sumfin to say say it before its too late if u have a grudge wif sum1 squash it cuz its isnt worth it to be angry at some1 cuz u never kno w

Good Trade (what Will You Trade For A Bottle Of Wine?)
THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish You were married, or wish you weren't married, this Is something to smile about the next time you see a Bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her business Trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped The car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like A ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into The car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make A bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old Woman just sat silently, looking intently at Everything she saw, studying every little detail, Until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. "What in bag?" asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's A bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or Two. Then spea

If There Was Anyone That Should Read This Thing I Bet They Wouldnt O.o
would you rather be called Babe or Baby: If I don't like you neither. If I do baby. Being called babe makes me feel fat. how about Sweetie or Honey: Sweetie eat 3 meals a day: not usually. like someone: sadly cussed someone out: I don't exactly know what that means. Just to swear at them? Then no. When I yell at someone I usually have soemthing to say that they just aren't getting. Screaming vulgar words wont get me any where in that situation. held a grudge for more than a week: Jevon has one on him running two years strong. crush? Yeah I have one. wasiest person(s) to talk to?: I have pretty much closed myself up from everyone right now. Only trivial things are really being said. hometown? Mentor (otl) longest car ride?? Well... I don't know. Combined... youngstown-home-home-youngstown almost every weekend for 6 months. one wish?:Wishes mean nothing. I'm not going to jinx what I want. X-RAYS you have had?: Ultra sound on my uhm reproductive area. Right wrist. Chest. Then

Think Twice
if you really wanna know me first of all you should never try to get too personal cause i mean it when i say you've got a long way to go alright im gonna vent a little. i know im not your average chick. i hate attatchments/ getting close/ having feelings for others. ill take a one night stand over a serious relationship anyday. i mean honestly whats the harm in wanting that? its crazy but ive always seen it as my greatest strength because im safeguarded from getting hurt.. i admit ive fucked over a few guys being this way but i really dont care. maybe this makes me come off as a bitch or a whore but i dont care if you dont like it this doesnt involve you.

Hello From A Bikini Photographer In Cancun
Internationally published, professional Bikini Photo Bank photographer John Apollo is booking photoshoots now for this winter in Cancun, Playa del Carmen, Isla Mujeres, and Tulum Mexico. Full day shoots include: •As many clothing changes and looks as you wish. •As many locations that we can get into each day. •After shooting models go through all images to approve or delete. •All Hi-Rez images on CD's •All Medium images on CD to upload to your sites or email. •You select 30 images that John will airbrush to magazine quality shots. •John will airbrush more images for additional fee. •Decide on what type of rights you want: Exclusive, Shared, Standard •Discounts provided for multiple models on shoots, so bring a friend! •Make up artist available Models earn up to 50% commission on sales from the website! (restrictions apply) Models, no experience needed Stop by Bikini Photo Bank and see over 80,000 photos of some of the hottest

Just Watched The Screech Sex Tape...
I just watched the SCREECH SEX TAPE. I have to wonder why I subject myself to this kind of thing. It's probably the cringe/curiosity factor, but why I felt compelled to watch Dustin Diamond get blown by a few gals in a hotel room while sporting a candy cock ring has got to be attributed to my own need to see this stuff 'just because' There is absolutely nothing appealing about his wiseass commentary through the video either. He must really need the cash.

I'm Single!
The GF and I have broken up. We don't hate each other or anything (although, right now I'd like to plant my foot up her butt for her latest mood swing) ... but we're still friends, we still hang out. We just aren't a 'couple'. Which makes me TC's most eligible batchleor. Not quite sure what to do about that - if anything. Blah, dinner's on the stove and we're sitting down to eat in a bit. I'll check you guys later tonight.

Never Again
When insecurities rise And all your passion inside dies I cant seem to fall asleep without crying All those around me lying Father time tic tocking away Wasted day by day In a cage trapped by my own fears Always hiding back the tears Trying to make the best of it Never the courage to make the final split Doing whats best for others As would any good mother Never doing anything for myself Putting my hopes and dreams on the backshelf Resentment rising to the top Fits of rage not knowing how to make them stop Wanting more out of life Tension so thick you could cut it with a knife Yelling Screaming Arguing it never stops Neighbors threatning to call the cops Thats it never again will i allow myself to be hurt Dig a hole bury my feelings deep in the dirt From now on I will have thick skin Never loving again will be my final sin

What's Wrong?
everyone always asks me what's wrong? NOTHING NOTHINGS WRONG I TELL YOU! GR haha but the only thing that bothers me a little is 1. my really bad headache I've had since Tuesday 2. people asking me what's wrong! NOTHING DAMN IT. but it's supersaturday at karenie and my thrift store ahahaha, so we're going.

Have You Ever 2?
+- Have You Ever: -+ Yes or No? 001. Drank an alcoholic beverage? yes 002. Ate something disgusting for an amount of money? no 003. Played 7 minutes in heaven? yes 004. Gone skinny dipping? yes 005. Lied to your best friend? Yes 006. Had a boyfriend? yes 007. Snuck out of your house? Yes 008. Got caught "Doing Something" with your boyfriend/girlfriend. yes 009. Played some type of gaming system? Yes 010. Hurt yourself or someone else on a trampoline? yes 011. Had sex? yes 012. Talked to someone in a different language? yes 013. Asked someone out? yes 014. Ate sushi? no 015. Watched an episode of Grey's Anatomy? No 016. Had a dog? Yes 017. Ate steak? Yes 018. Been to another country? No 019. Broke your cell phone? yes 020. Stepped foot in a jail/prison? No 021. Been to a hospital because you got hurt? Yes 022. Wore a pair of your sisters jeans? no 023. Had a shout out list on your profile? yes 024. Met a person off the internet? yes 025. Made a wish on a fal

Nevermore
Bleeding hearts are torn apart. Crying tears of crimson red. But this I say nevermore. No I am not your lost love Lenore. I am something worse something more. This I say nevermore. I am pain. I am hate. I am anger. I am not your soul mate. You look at me with loving eyes. Your heart cries. I am not your lost love Lenore. I am something worse something more. This I say nevermore. You search the dark and find my black heart. You cry out her name but I tell you its all in vain. She is gone, dead to this world. Crying tears of blood I wait as you fall for my bait. Once you can finally see my face it is to late. You are now my prey, my food for the night. I'll send you to her and make it right. I am not your lost love Lenore. I am something worse something more. This I say Nevermore. Ok as you can see I am an aspiring writer and I would appreciate any comments on my writing.

Sorry
Please forgive me for i have sinned, cleanse my soul , cleanse my mind, bring calm to the wake of terrorism i leave behind. please forgive me for i have sinned, i have taken what i did not own, grown a monster in what i call home. please bring an end to this torture within, what hides behind these angelic eyese is the see through skin. what burns and rages will never give in, the dark side calls louder "let the muttany begin!!" The eternal conflict i need help to win, this time its just me forgive my sins. i have lost control of this ship that i once sailed. The waves are to high all i see is water and sky. land is far from the point at which im driffting at, driffting further and further from the throne i once sat. Now just a dot on the horizon fuck knows where im destined, o please somebody forgive me for i have sinned!

Move On
i feel another house of doom another broken down thing a vision of bad things to come face down out in the rain I dont think life will let loose of the grip it has on me I dont think it will allow me peace and serenity I can feel that something happened I know its just not right and even if youre here holding me tonight when we turn out the light It wont be the same because something has gone wrong like a verse from a sad song you took the chance to move on

E
1. Do you sleep with your door open or closed? Closed 2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? yes 3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room? yes 4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before? yes 5. Do you like to use post-it notes? yes 6. Do you cut out coupons and not use them? no 7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees? bear because I'm terrified of bees 8. what's your favorite breakfast food? toast 9. Do you always smile for pictures? no 10. What is your biggest pet peeve? people that chew with their mouth open 11. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? out 12. Do you ever count your steps when you walk? if I'm bored and walking a long way 13. Have you ever peed in the woods? yes 14. Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing? yes 15. Do you chew your pens and pencils? yes 16. How many people have you slept with? secret 17. Do you like popcorn from those big tins? yeah 18. What is y

Dr Phil
Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy." He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny." He turns to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol. This, too, manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy." At this point, the fourth mother gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers, "Come on Dick, we're leaving."

Still Here
iv'e seen the green, it was in my dream. so 10 years down the line, i made it mine. jack and jill dropped a pill and everthying was suddenly devine. As it raced past my face i saw again this place that i wasted, or was i? 10 years down the line and i'm still fine. popping for fun like bubbles in a bath i dissapear. Now i'm here 10 years down the line and of life there is no sign, so i grimace as it burns my airways shifting to another state that i don't need to create. This beast in my head is loose to do as it will, this feast is dead on a noose, am i really this ill?

Alona
Hey everyone u r talking or looking at the sexiest girl ever!!!I am relly fun and i am not scared to do things and i have alot of freinds!I love all of my freinds! I have great freinds!! Kyla and hannah r my best freinds i love them soooo much!!!They r fun to hangout with and they both arent scared to do things!!!! well dont be afarid to message me,comment me,or message my comments! Just dont be weirdos then i will block u!!! well thats all for now love u guys!!

45 Things A Girl Loves
1-touch her waist. 2-talk to her. 3-share secrets. 4-give her your jacket. 5-kiss her slowly. Are you remembering this?-- 6-hug her. 7-hold her. 8-laugh with her. 9-invite her somewhere. 10-let her be with you when you're with your friends. Keep reading... 11-smile with her. 12-take pics with her. 13-pull her onto your lap. 14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back. 15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved. Are you thinking about someone?-- 16-always hug her and say i love you when you see her 17-kiss her unexpectedly ! 18-***HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST!!!*** 19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy! 20-tell her the way you feel about her! You need to show her you mean it-- 21-kiss her on the lips 22-DONT ask her to buy you stuff. 23-tell her wut feels good [wtf?] 24-make her feel loved. 25-make her feel go

My Best Friend Jessica
I was always a little jealous of her. She was the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. 5’4 115 pounds, blonde hair and green eyes. Perfect body, perfect tits, and a perfect ass. Prefect everything, at least that was how I saw her. Most of all she always had the perfect boyfriends. Even though I had never been with another girl, I would fantasize about her. It freaked me out a little bit. I never thought of myself as a lesbian. I had been with my fair share of guys. But Jessica was different, she was my best friend and had been for the last 5 years. We had done everything together. Most exciting we were going to go to college together, and we were going to live together in the dorms. Being only 18, and so far away from home I needed my best friend with me. It was going to be great. A month into school, Jessica and I were sitting alone in our room which was rare. We were just watching a movie while putting off doing our homework. She was sitting really close to me. She smelt so good.

I Still Need More Women!!!
OK LADIES...I STILL NEED AT LEAST 4 OR 5 MORE TO ENTER! SO I WANTED TO HOLD A CONTEST WHEN I LEVELED UP LAST WEEKEND. SEEMED THE GUYS WERE TOO SHY TO ENTER. SO I'VE DECIDED TO TRY AND START ANOTHER CONTEST.THIS TIME ONLY LADIES WILL BE ENTERING! THIS TIME IT'LL BE A BEST ASS CONTEST - ONLY CATCH IS...THEY HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING COVERING THEM...WHETHER IT BE SOME CUTE FRILLY PANTIES...OR A SEXY PAIR OF JEANS... SO COME ON LADIES!!!! I WILL TAKE 10-15 ENTRIES!!! PLEASE REPOST THIS FOR ME.

If Someone Says Sensation One More Time...
im going to dry out internally. so wait, did OJ do it? man. remember when life was just a series of color connected to a certain feeling like a crisp november morning. it was windmills' dreamscene. a backyard with piles upon piles of past decades knickerbock and general clutter. the fluffy dog that bit your father but he wasnt hurt. remember the cold morning nintendo? hardwood floors and the heat coming through the vents the wood remained cold. remember sunny washed out days bikes, and all we could do. the adventure that existed in a group of bankrupt children and no real direction the drain of the winter left one as one truly is. is truly loneship. heavy lids and yawning and my memories succumb to the dream. dream is greater than solid hole.

Disturbed "hell"
Artist: Disturbed Album: Unknown Title: Hell [Intro:] Rrwoooaaaw! Ahh, Ahhh Burning now I bring you Hell! [Post-Chorus:] Ahh, Ahhh Oh, burning now I bring you Hell! Read me tonight, when the warnings said leave a shudder upon you Running from all that you feared in your life Soul of the night, when the sun mislead hear the horror upon you Marking the moment to straying in my Ghost of a life! And I can't get round the way you left me out in the open To leave me to die! So how can I, forget the way you lead me through the path into Heaven To leave me behind! [Chorus:] Now I can stay behind Save me, from wreaking my vengeance Upon you, to killing more than I can tell Burning now I bring you Hell! [Repeat Post-Chorus] Free me tonight, as the animal kings breathe their terror upon you Caught in the moment, engaging in my Bloodlust tonight, now I can't control my unbalanced soul Get back from me demon, or be exorcised! [Repeat Chorus] All

Love.......
If this doesn't touch u.....you're heartless One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." 1st: If u post this on a bulletin in 5 minutes someone special will message or call you. 2nd: REPOST IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT THEM!!! (EVEN YOUR BEST FRIENDS!)

D
1. When was the last time you used a bar of soap? today 2. Do you prefer tinypic or imageshack? photobucket. 3. What is one hypocritical thing about you? I get on people about cussing so much and I do it a lot too. 4. The guy you like is a pothead, would you date him? if I really liked him and I would try and get him to stop 5. Have you ever insulted either a hippie or vegan before? no 6. Have you ever read a book by Fern Michaels? yes 7. Your favourite organ in your body is? heart 8. Would you mind having a roomate in college? no 9. Name one thing that you hate, no reason..you just absolutely do not like it: phil collins 10. Do you return favours?: yes 11. What classes are you taking this coming school year? graduated 12. Something that people do to their xangas and/or myspaces that drive you crazy would be? don't have xanga, but I hate the stupid bulletins on myspace 13. Are you looking foward to any day of this month? not this month, but next month I am 14. Is the word

Disturbed"god Of The Mind"
Artist: Disturbed Album: Unknown Title: God Of The Mind na –ha-nha Get in get in get in get into now Get in get into come take over me 3x’s Get in get in get in get into now Get on get into like me Time, not having an easy time Never gonna have an easy time Given the run around to me I can feel it coming around again Time, a changing a wasting Come and get up in my face again.yes Time ,given the run around to me And i’m not having an easy time Never having an easy You know this time it has never gone easy Time never having an easy You’ll never meet another like me Get in get into like me like me Get in get into like me like me Get in get into lie to me like me Get into like me like {repeat all above] Get ready Time never gonna die Never gonna give into me You want a deity like me You want a god But you’re never gonna give into me Want a deity like me Time, get it get it Time, is just another god of the mind Time, get it get it

Disturbed "stricken"
Artist: Disturbed Album: Ten Thousand Fists Title: Stricken You walk on like a woman in suffering Won't even bother now to tell me why You come alone, letting all of us savor the moment Leaving me broken another time You come on like a bloodstained hurricane Leave me alone, let me be this time You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption I don't want to mention, the reason I know That I am stricken and can't let you go When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know That I am crippled by all that you've done Into the abyss will I run You don't know what your power has done to me I want to know if I'll heal inside I can't go on with a holocaust about to happen Seeing you laughing another time You'll never know how your face has haunted me My very soul has to bleed this time Another hole in the wall of my inner defenses Leaving me breathless, the reason I know That I am stricken and can't let you go When the heart is cold, there's no hop

Disturbed "darkness"
Artist: Disturbed Album: Believe Title: Darkness Don't turn away I pray you've heard The words I've spoken Dare to believe For one last time And then I'll get the Darkness cover me Deny everything Slowly walk away To breathe again On my own Carry me away I need your strength To get me through this Dare to believe For one last time And then I'll let the Darkness cover me Deny everything Slowly walk away To breathe again On my own

I Have To Vint
Sorry yall I have to vent. I can't get the tears to stop flowing and my heart to stop braking. I know it is stupid to get hurt over, and he didn't even realize their was a pic inside a pic. Yes u may be wondering what i'm talkin about. A few min ago, my fiance sent me a picture from a few years back, just to show me his hair style. But inside that pic was another pic, a pic of the girl he use to be with. It was him and her together, and it hurts cause i know she was his first love, and nothing is greater than a first love. i guess u can say I am jealous of her, she had everything i dream of. She had him there everyday, she had his child, she had his complete heart. I may have his heart now, but some part of his love will always be for her. I just wish the tears would stop, and my heart would be fine. I love him, and I know he loves me, and it is silly for me to feel like this. I feel as tho i'm 2nd best, I am the other woman. I pray the lord that it will go away soon.

Ildivo "everytime I Look @ You"
Artist: Il Divo Album: Il Divo Title: Every Time I Look At You I used to think that I was strong I realise now I was wrong 'Cause every time I see your face My mind becomes an empty space And with you lying next to me Feels Like I can hardly breathe I close my eyes The moment I surrender to you Let love be blind Innocent and tenderly true So lead me through tonight But please turn out the light 'Cause I'm lost every time I look at you And in the morning when you go Wake me gently so I'll know That loving you was not a dream And whisper softly what it means to be with me Then every moment we're apart Will be a lifetime to my heart I close my eyes The moment I surrender to you Let love be blind Innocent and tenderly true So lead me through tonight But please, please turn out the light 'Cause I'm lost every time I look at you Lost. Every time I look at you

Ildivo..
Artist: Il Divo Album: Ancora Title: Isabel Volar Caer Al fondo el dolor Sonar Perder Imperios de ilusion Hoy no tengo nada Si no estas Mi corazon se apaga Isabel Si te vas Tu Dios se enfadara No dejes que este amor Muera asi Llorare Iloraras Sufriendo en soledad Vuelve a mi y yo te hare Feliz Isabel Buscar Sentir La gran pasion de amar Tratar de huir a ese tiempo que vendra Escapando del pasado Tu y yo Siempre enamorados Hoy no tengo nada Si no estas mi corazon se apage Isabel A donde iras sin mi yo no sabre vivr sin ti Isabel a donde iras si mi yo no sabre vivir sin ti Isabel Si te vas tu Dios se enfadara no dejes que este amor muera asi Llorare Iloraras Sufriendo en soledad Tu vuelve a mi y yo te haré feliz Isabel.

Erotic Poem - Baptism
Baptism I want to see you, smell you, touch you, feel you slide into my warm embrace; Worship at your temple, Suckle the nectars that flow from your alter, Baptized in your total Surrender - by Autumn Seave

Contest
I'm thinking of doing another contest, one based on ratings...I think I'm going to do a Best Friend contest...I want people to nominate friends they think deserve to be in the contest. I'll of course check with that other person. But I also want that friend to write a line or 2 about why that person should be in the contest, I would use that as a caption. Then after I get 8-10 people I'd open it up for voting. It would be based on number of rates..1's are the same as 10's...In case of a tie comments would be the tie breaker..anyone interested? or should i scrap the idea? send me the link to your friends page if you want to nominate someone!

My Flower
You Are a Blue Flower A blue flower tends to represent peace, openness, and balance. At times, you are very delicate like a cornflower. And at other times, you are wise like an iris. And more than you wish, you're a little cold, like a blue hydrangea. What Color Flower Are You?

A Day Without Addiction
so yeah before i moved to florida i had a huge drug problem and almost died because of it a few times. i have been clean almost a year and a half and i wrote this about a year ago when i had 6 months clean so enjoy and gimme some feedback A DAY WITHOUT ADDICTION Now I lay me down to sleep. And thank the Lord for keeping me, another day without the need to turn to my addiction In the morning I will pray for wisdom In sorting out the facts from fiction Lord I'm just asking you for another day Without my addiction I thought I was all alone all those hard nights that no one could hear me when I cried But that was just one more lie That I learn from my addiction In the morning I will pray for wisdom In sorting out the facts from fiction Lord I'm just asking you for another day Without my addiction Love has always required proof Until I started loving you Patiently you walk me through a day without my addiction In the morning I will pray for w

Tortured Souls
His Eyes Dart open like that of a child waking from a nightmare. The stench is putrid unable to identify it, he chalks it up as mould and rotting food. His wrists burn from what must be hemp rope Binding them behind him. All he can see is black, save the window above which seems so far away or, is the window small and he in a close room. Unaware of where he is, what Time it is, how he got here or anything else, He stares out the window in silence. The moon is bright, almost full, maybe it is full? No, he decides it is not quite full. Which Allows him to Figure out roughly what the date is. It is nearing the end of November. A sound catches his ears, which seem to be more useful than his eyes, In this blacker than black room. It is to his left, water dripping into a shallow puddle, Drip Drip Drip. He begins to count them, to help him pass time. 1, 2, 3.... To his right he hears a stirring. He swings his head, a shooting pain runs from above his ear to just below his shoulder blade, wi

Prisoner Echoes
Take the banner! Hang it upside down! This country's in distress From the schools to the factories On the dead edge of town This dream's a fucking mess! This dream is fucked! Our sisters' and mothers' rights to choose And powers determined to fake the news This poison undertow The bigot's power grows Chorus: When we put our will to sleep In the radiation of rioting pictures We let them jail and murder our sisters Break out! Up on the hill where the road is red If you look close enough Down in the valley, we're the living dead While our hands are cracked and rough For every deception that the papers print To fortify the lie Our creativity always wins From now until the day we die....DAY WE DIE!!! I see the young revolutionaries changing clothes Living in condition while the third world grows Weary of supporting all the costume changes All right Anthems for New World Disorder Hammers to the bricks and mortar Consciousness in crisis It’s up to you So w

Teardrop
Teardrop by Jonny Harrop A lonely tear falls from an eye, Not sure why its been shed. And as it slowly trickles by, It finds a spot to make its bed. There it stays. A meaningless drop, No-one who loves it, and no-one who cares, Until its greeted from the top, By another stream of tears. And as it continues on its fall, To where its journey ends, It finds its not meaningless at all, As long as it has friends

Bleh
♥ My fever broke, but lets see for how long. I hope it stays broken to be honest. I feel like shit. And all i wanta do is cry. Im such a baby. My moms in a crabby mood and i cant really deal with it. Shes in a yelling mood, and to yell back at her it would take too much of my energy so im just ignoring her. The doctor needs to hurry up and call with my test results, cause im not liking this whole having to wait thing. Its making me even more annoyed and nervous then i am with the other thing going on ♥ Thank you guys who are supporting me and being there for me. Thank you for everything i appreciate it. This is all really tough and im sick of being sick. Hope you have a great holiday i really do! -Sigh- Yup. Silly but cute.

Tangled Up
Tangled Up Tangled up Lost in your touch Lost in those deep blue eyes Fell...I feel so hard Feeling things I never felt Losing touch with my world Becoming your girl Waking up to find you are gone Head spinning Heart racing Happened so fast You were there, now you are gone My world is now upside down My heart inside out... I thought I had it all figured out "Girl, just give in this one time Let love come in Give it a chance What is the worse that could happen?" Now I sit alone with my pen and pad Wondering what I did wrong Gave love a chance Love gave me heartache And now my heartache I put on paper The ink dries while my heart bleeds, and tears continuously flow Move on once again Maybe once again, happiness will come along again I know it's there...I know he's out there Just tangled up...lost in his world

Friends & Love
I continue to put myself out there and show there is more then just hate.. But at the same time I still can not penetrate why I am always so late.. I have true friends that I know that care. Then I have those that act like test me if you dare.. If you are a friend you're a friend for life.. Unless you're not willing to sacrifice. Its know fact that once all goes wrong.. You turn around and hurt the ones that been with you all along.. Is this is why love is so hard?? To find cause those that have been given it don't want it or just want to shy away from it. Or they just don't know how to embrace it.. So now it comes a time when you turn your back on those that seem to be the ones stabbing you like it's an everyday fact. So you walk toward the door with out looking back. My life has never been peaches and creams full of disappointments and a lot of dreams.. Dreams that I follow cause its food for my heart.. Even though I get like fifty darts. I embrace those around me and shield the

Thoughts
I sit here and contemplate all the pain that my heartaches.. I have millions of friends that last to no end. But not the food for the heart to let it las to all ends part.. The longer I wait the more it seems it will never be.. So I ask will there ever be that one that compliments me. My eyes see the light that shines through thy eyes.. See the pain that you hide in side.. Wondering why would someone suffer so much but yet as so much love under that tender touch.. To hide the pain is to live in abyss that makes you be looked by and missed.. Look in your eyes and your heart and you will see that the one before you is the one that holds the key.. If you walk by and not take a second look you will just keep reading that same old novel or book..

Enough
You stood there an said your rhymes told me your dreams and made me cry.. But then you turn and put me in with all the rest like I’m not the best.. So now I pull my self away like the rest before I end up being nothing more then second best.. Hold on too what nothing but shatter dreams and tales of the heart that nothing could separate us apart.. I hoped and dream that we would be more of a reality but now I see that was my stupidity.. Your lines are good your stories were true but there was really nothing to hold on too.. My heart told me otherwise and for that I’m ashamed to say I let it turn out this way.. But now I walk and turn my back on those dreams that are just made of fiction with no real modifications..

Miss Sexy Santa
Im going to be holding a Miss sexy santa Comp, I have 10 places up for grap, to enter just send me a photo of yourself wearing something to do with christmas. The winner will be decided on Comments. Each entry will be turned into a graphic with your name on 1st prize: $1000 gift 2nd prize: $500 gift 3rd prize: $300 gift 4th prize: $250 gift 5th -10th prize: $200 gift this is first come first serve, so send me the link to the photo in a private message...good luck to those that enter....

Feelings2
Living in this shatter life full of dreams that transpire with utter desire.. With no recourse and no remorse. As I sit by and sigh as the time goes by.. With my heart in my hands and the love in my heart that will be kept sacred till death do me apart.. With the trail and tribulations that life has made I have found my self in an utter scared state.. Wish I had the support of a loved one.. Miles away is where you stand with no way to hold me and tell me it’s all done.. When things change and tables turn which search for those who make us feel like we can conquer the world but even then when it’s all done were still missing that hug and kiss of a loved one..

Feelings
I have to really take the time to think since I know all these feelings as if there my second life.. I will not give up without a fight.. with the struggles of my heart that seems to take flight.. I look around and trying to find that shining light.. but when I close my eyes at night I still see that darkness that falls with sight.. I wake up to another day wondering were I fail or where I went wrong.. That this seems like an everlasting song.. Asking my self why I can't have that love that I desire so much.. Thats burns in my heart like fire but yet it wasn't ment to start a fire.. So I fight the everylasting battle that has now become my life.

C
1. Are you familiar with Junie B. Jones books? yes 2. Where do you usually order pizza from? no where, I like frozen pizza 3. How do you resize your pictures? photobucket. 4. What was the last thing you microwaved? tea 5. What do you see outside the nearest window? trees 6. Did you get any sleep the night before school started? yes 7. Do you find black eyed peas tasty? no 8. Does your family buy any organic foods? nope 9. When did you stop bringing lunches to schools? like 4th grade 10. What is the name of the library you go to? TR Public Library 11. How many bookcases are in your house? 2 12. Are you good at fixing things on your own? yes 13. Are you doing anything for Labor Day? no 14. Is your mom big on home decor? no 15. Do you use the dishwasher as a dishrack or do you actually wash dishes in them? Wash dishes in them 16. Are you in control of your home thermostat sometimes? nah 17. After a movie (in the theater or at home), do you stay for the credits or leave? l

I Am So Ashamed!
My sister has this friend. This friend was my friend before hers. I liked this friend for 4 yrs and SHE TOLD HIM TODAY! GAWD! I cant face him again. Ugh! I feel dumb! Can nething else go wrong? BTW this guy likes her friend and he has for a while... he is like in love with her (which is fine by me). I could have just died!!! I can think he is cute in my head... now he knows!!! UGH! BTW I hope he doesnt read this :x

Me
Okay. I now am back to being a brunette. Everyone says that blondes have more fun, but i DID NOT! So, when I am able to, I will upload some current pics of me, like it or not, lol. In jan. 07, I am returning to college to pursue a Bachelor Of Science in Nursing. It will take a long while. I only have 42 credit hours so far, and untold numbers left to go. About a week ago, i took a job at Burger King. Damn, nothing there but teeny boppers. I'm the oldest of the non-management staff (EEK!). I am still looking for another job, but figured BK would do for a few bucks till I get something better. More later.

The Pain In My Heart
The pain in my heart was caused by betrayal. Betrayal of love or was it lust. It was caused by man who only loved himself. This is the worst love of all. Because you raise and you fall. You satisfy his every need and desire Hoping that you can hold on to the fire. The flame is dimming slowly. As you know that flame is dying You keep on flying. The higher you fly the less you can see. So now your blind and can't see a thing. But he is climbing to better sites with more heights. As you try to hold on he lets go and before you know it your all alone. Copyright ©2005 ALA --------------------------------------------------------------

My Eyes See The Light.
The light that shines through yours The darkness and despair That slowly will disappear With every waken moment With every hug & kiss With all the tenderness That I can give My eyes see the light The light that shines through yours Copyright ©2005 ALA

Lame Survey
Are there really more fish in the sea:: Sure When do you think the next eclipse happen:: i dunno Do you know the true meaning of dork:: a nerd Has someone you know ever had their leg amputated:: yes Do you know anyone famous:: No Have you ever had shark:: ew? Do you think most things taste like chicken:: No How many yearbooks do you have:: 5 Who's that one gurl who sings "Everytime":: Britney Spears How many times does it say Welcome in your house:: a couple Have you ever gone to a news station:: yeah What time is it:: 4:28 p.m. What's the last song you've heard:: The Kill-30STM Is there a stop sign out your window:: yes Are you really the sharpest tool in the shed:: yes The brightest crayon in the box:: yes Do you have A.D.D:: nope Is that why you're not paying attention to the screen:: What street do you live on:: I don't live on a street Now what time is it:: 4:29 p.m. What kind of computer do you have:: Acer How many speakers:: 3 Does your Dads' brothers' wi

Ya Just Never Know...
Recouping from one of the best scenes of my life so far! OH! how i wish i could tell! But, that would make me a bad little slut now wouldn't it. Have a great Saturday and get out! Ya just never know...

What Is Love (poem)
Everyone wonders what love is how being in love feels or if its even real If love is just a feeling then why so much hurt if love is lost what is love what happens when someone loves you but you are affraid to love back for the fear of getting hurt again If love is what everyone wants how can it be a feeling cause theres so much happiness if its there, is that love what is love How do you know you have love cause someone tells you or you say it to someone when do to you know if its love not lust why every where you look you see love or what you think is love but youve never had love then again what is love People say they found true love how do that know its true cuz there happy at that moment then all the sudden there hurting so is it really true love... Is love in the bible im not sure maybe but ive never heard of it in there what is love so leads people to think everyone says you feel love but no one knows where it comes fro

I Come To Realize (poem)
I'm alone and empty you are my happiness being with you makes the days go faster the night longer hold you in my arms i come to realize when i see you, you brighten up my day when your not around i miss you when your around i still miss but i know your there the thought of losing you is tearin me apart being with you makes my hole and the emptyness inside me gone i come to realize when im with you nothing else matters its like the world has stopped and it revoles around us for the moment then sometimes i get scared and i do things that hurt us then i come to realize that not what i want cause it makes me empty and alone then i come to realize i feel deep down i love you but im scared i dont wanna get hurt so i push it deep inside me and denie i feel this way then i come to realize it hurts more doing this then just letting you know the way i feel then i come to realize they one thing im scared of is love it hurts when it dont

B
do you eat a lot of junk food? no fast food? no do you eat fruits and veggies? yes are you healthy or overweight/underweight? healthy do you exercise? yes do you bite you nails? nope any bad habits? no drink/drug/smoke in excess? Nope do destructive things? nope cut/harm yourself? nope are you an attention whore? no or a loner? yes do you brag a lot? No like to show off? no does it annoy you when other people do? YES. do you crack you knuckles or other parts? Yes do you love porn? I don't love it, but I like it. are you a sports fanatic? yes are you obsessive? no have you had unprotected sex? more than once? yes/yes are you a shopaholic? no do you keep up with trends? no cat or dog person? Dog [last questions] do you plan on going to college? went if not will you be happy making minimum wage? College doesn't promise a better job, dumbass. do you have any regrets? yes

Myself....a Poem
Thinking of the times we shared Many memories I will always have The funny things you did or said Just knowing that you were there, Walking through dreams we both see Holding onto you holding onto me Seeing the side of me no one ever has Living in the future not in the past. What can I do to show you how I feel? Wishing the day had not came to this How can you let go of something that is so real? And know this is a chance in which we will miss Funny how life is and makes us think How a simple thing can be gone in a blink Washing away things we have longed to feel Parting with new tasks in which you learn to deal Finding myself hidden in my fears once more I find myself locked up tight like a door Not sure if I will ever find happiness in my life for the most part. Because I will never let go of the one that has captured my heart. by tama tease

My Future ....(poem)
My Future As i sit here Im all alone no one with me no where to go I lean back close my eyes and think to myself where in my life did I take the wrong turn Im alone peoplelove me I think they do some tell me they love me some dont tell me nothing why do i see nothing a blank future of my life some pictures are out of focus what do i do now where am i to go PLEAE SOMEONE ANYONE HELP!!! I need to see my future or im gonna be alone and empty my life will be pointless i see outlines but it wont let me see it clear what does it mean I THINK MY FUTURE IS DESTINE TO BE SINGLE DEAD OR ALIVE!!!!!

Really Like The Quote!
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. Our life is shaped by our mind; we become what we think. Suffering follows unwholesome thought as the wheels of a cart follow the oxen that draws it. Joy follows wholesome thought like a shadow that never leaves. --quoted from Buddhist text Dhammapada

A
are you mature? (for your age) yes do you like yourself? (personality and looks?) yes do you dye your hair? why? yes, because I like it better darker do you wear a lot of make up/change your looks a lot? yes why do you dress the way you dress? because I want to. are you a confident strong person? yes what are your worst personality traits? I'm bitchy, controlling, bossy, a perfectionist do you have any phobias? yes any illnesses, mental or otherwise? no are you a giving person? yes are you a clean person? yes are you materialistic? No are you creative? yes logical/practical? yes do you care what people think of you? just my family/friends do you do things because your friends do? no have you given in to peer pressure? Nope are your ideas original or other peoples? both have you smoked/drank/done drugs? yes/yes/no are you sexually active? yes [your friends] do any of your friends annoy you? yes do you fight with your friends? not usually do you have any grudges

Leaving Sunday Morn Wont Be Back Till Maybe Monday If All Goes Well ..
HEY EVERYONE THAT CARES... I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON IN MY LIFE AND RIGHT NOW ITS NOT SO GREAT MY FATHER WHO I AM REALLY CLOSE TO IS REALLY ILL HES BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL FOR 2 WEEKS NOW AND KEEPS FLATLINING IT IS GETTING HARDER FOR THEM TO REVIVE HIM EACH TIME AND THEY CAN NOT FIGURE OUT WHY THIS IS--HE HAD OPEN HEART SURGERY AND QUAD BY PASS DUE TO THEY COULD NOT DO THE 6..AND NOW HES DOWNHILL...SO HE WAS TRANSFERRED TO COLUMBUS HERE IN OHIO WHICH IS A BETTER MORE ADVANCED HOSPITAL AND HES HAVING A SURGERY MON MORNIN FOR DEFIBULATOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT AND SOME OTHER THINGS SO THATS WHERE I AM GOING TO BE WITH MY MOTHER SUPPORTING HER THROUGH THIS I WILL MISS YOU ALL AND THANKS FOR YOUR LOVE.... IF IM NOT BACK THEN YOU KNOW SOMETHING WENT WRONG ***KISSES***** JULES

My Love Style:)
Your Love Style is Agape You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner. Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare. You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie. Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you. For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?

Blah For Being Sick
Okay everyone, i'm sick as a dog today, so love me, i need it. Hope everyone has a good day, but I have to go and lay down now. Feeling dizzy, maybe I'll take a shower, i don't know, i just don't wanna be sick anymore. Bah...

30 Seconds To Mars, Attack
I won't suffer, be broken, get tired, or wasted Surrender to nothing, or give up what I Started and stopped it, from end to beginning A new day is coming, and I am finally free Run away, run away, I'll attack Run away, run away, go change yourself Run away, run away, now I'll attack I'll attack, I'll aa-WHOOOAAAAAAAAA I would have kept you, forever, but we had to sever It ended for both of us, faster than a Kill off this thinking, it's starting to sink in I'm losing control now, and without you I can finally see Run away, run away, I'll attack Run away, run away, go change yourself Run away, run away, now I'll attack I'll attack, I'll aa-WHOOOAAAAAAAAA Your promises, they look like lies Your honesty, like a back that hides a knife (knife) I promise you (promise you) I promise you (promise you) And I am finally free Run away, run away, I'll attack Run away, run away, go change yourself Run away, run away, now I'll attack I'll attack, I'll attack, I will

Jus Read It!
This is not a joke... If you can pass, you can safely turn on your ignition key again and cancel your annual eye examination... Can you find the "C" ??? (Good exercise for the eyes!) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Once you've found the C.......... Find the 6! 9999999999999999999999999999999999 999999999

What Is Your 19th Century Horror Character?
You scored as Frankenstein's Monster. You are Victor Frankenstein's hideous creation in Mary Shelley's classic novel. A grotesque conglomeration of disembodied organs, you ravage the countryside in search of your maker. Although you have a gentle and curious soul, civilization refuses to accept you as one of their own, driving you to acts of bestial wrath. Yours is a life of loneliness and devastated optimism.Frankenstein's Monster83%Dorian Gray58%The Headless Horseman54%Count Dracula50%The Invisible Man46%Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde21%What's Your 19th Century Horror Character?created with QuizFarm.com

Friends
Hi all my friends i put new pictures on there under "me" hope u like them and rate them comments if u would like thank u to u all for being such good friends!!! LOVE u all very much HUGS AND KISSES!!!!! Hope u all have a great day have fun and party !!!! Hope to talk to u all soon love ya!!!!!! Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com Sexy & Romantic glitter graphics by www.sexiluv.com

Was It A Dream, 30 Seconds To Mars
If this is what I hide Your walls built deep inside Yeah I’m a selfish bastard But at least I’m not alone My intentions never change What I want it stays the same And I know what I should do It's time to set myself on fire Was it a dream? Was it a dream? Is this the only evidence that proves it A photograph of you and I Your reflection I’ve erased Like a thousand burned out yesterdays Believe me when I say goodbye forever Is for good Was it a dream? Was it a dream? Is this the only evidence that proves it A photograph of you and I Whoa yeah! Whoa… Was it a dream? Was it a dream? Is this the only evidence that proves it A photograph of you and I (A photograph of you and I) Was it a dream? Was it a dream? Is this the only evidence that proves it A photograph of you and I A photograph of you and I A photograph of you and I ... In love...

What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy
You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!Rocker, Mosher95%Goth60%Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev20%Prepy15%Emo10%Skater5%Trendy0%What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ectcreated with QuizFarm.com

Juggalos
JUGGALO VS. FRIEND-- Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs." Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad." Friend: Has never seen you cry. Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on. Friend: Asks you for your number. Juggalo: Asks you for their number. Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd. Juggalo: Always has your back. Friend: Runs for help in a fight. Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help. Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail. Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!" Friend: Will help you move out of a house. Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house. Friend: Bums you a cigarette Juggalo: Bums you his last pack Friend: Is there when you need them Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning Friend: Hides you from the cops Juggalo: Is prob

Op-ed: Man Vs Mosquitoes And The Global Balance Of Power
It's the dog days of summer. Days are longer, nights shorter and recently the universal thermostat is set to "spontaneous combustion". Along with the heat come those annoying insects: gnats and mosquitoes. They either bite you when you aren't looking or manage to get in the tear duct corner of your eye causing you to spend a few very uncomfortable minutes removing the dead insect. I was sitting down with my father earlier today, discussing the Israel / Hezbollah conflict, Iran and the oil threats and other light topics from recent news. The sun was setting and I was about to get up and get another glass of the sun tea my father loves to make during the summer months. Suddenly I was attacked, for no reason other than the fact that I was there. I violently smacked my shoulder, killing the mosquito that had bitten me, leaving a smear of my own blood halfway down the top half of my arm. Her (because only the females bite), little legs eviscerated and torn from her frail body, and the he

Op-ed: Eye For An Eye, Tooth For A Tooth
We all remember the phrase "Eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth", right? Well, the modern social response to this is "An eye for an eye leaves the world blind". We see the prior phrase appear in the Bible (a quotation from Exodus 21:23-27), and expresses a principle of retributive justice also known as lex talionis (Latin for "law of retaliation"). The basis of this form of law is the principle of proportionate punishment, often expressed under the motto "Let the punishment fit the crime", which particularly applies to mirror punishments (which may or may not be proportional). At the root of the non-biblical form of this principle is the belief that one of the purposes of the law is to provide retaliation for an offended party. This early belief is reflected in the code of Hammurabi and later brought up in the Bible, Torah and Quran (though only implicitly). Now Hammurabi had some pretty good laws. He said: * If one accuses another, but cannot prove it, the accuser will be k

Tonight By Jason Paul Fox
Tonight When, my fingers searching, I whisper in your ear it doesn't mean what last night it meant: the pressure of the skies demanded a venting; tonight I need to go it slow. Slide my fingers along the fur of your stomach chills, saliva cooled. That taut canyon of muscle channels my tongue to damper ravines. Could you lick and kiss me yes-- this is the sensation. Here is my gasp. We have become of eachother one; this fluid is our snowmelt.

What Color Is My Lighter? (shades Of Grey As They Pertain To Life)
Life is often found in a shade of indescribable grey left only to be deciphered by the one living it. This causes a lot of debate and argument over something that neither party really has control over. I can't tell you why it is this way, but I can relate it to truth and life in general. We'll pretend I'm a color blind person for a second here and ponder this: I hold a lighter to a man on my right and ask "What color is my lighter?" The man on the right says "Red, your lighter is definitely red" "Ok" I reply and turn to my left and ask the man on the left "What color is my lighter?" The man on the left says "Blue, your lighter is not red, it is blue!". Confused, I then ask a man standing directly in front of me, "What color is my lighter?" "Yellow, it is neither blue, nor red, but bright yellow!", exclaims the man to my front. Some people would think that two of these three men is lying. In fact, it could be neither man is lying. Being hypothetically color blind, this ligh

Special Education: The Learning Curve?
Special Education is the most often over looked division of the Educational System. We concern ourselves with special interest programs aimed at gifted and talented students, extra curricular activities and a hand full of students that make extra effort to reach out to less fortunate community citizens. But what about those students who are faced with the challenge of succeeding period? Special Education often handles mentally handicapped, but the handicap deemed is not always visible. When I graduated High School I was a member of my High School band, JROTC, Model Rocketry and the school newspaper. I was also, in Special Education /.EA (Early Adolescence). Form my 6th grade year of Middle School to m y High School graduation day I was a "SpEd". "SpEd" was generally used a derogatory term implicating ones lack of intellectual ability. In shirt is was just another way to call someone a "retard". It was true, that some of the student in the Special Education program were mentally a

Fair Vs Right
Reading the reports from Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay, it seems that there is a bit of confusion as to what "RIGHT" and "FAIR" are in relation to one another and how they affect the world. I hope to share insight as to what I think about this. Fair: Having or exhibiting a disposition that is free of favoritism or bias; impartial Right: That which is just, morally good, legal, proper, or fitting. Both terms are rather easy to understand and easier still to recognize, no? Discerning the difference: Many people still seem to get confused that 'right' and 'fair' are not one and the same. Things that are fair are also usually right, but things that are right are not usually fair. As an example well use the constant streams of reports about mistreatment and abuse with detainees from both Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo Bay. In a snippet from a CBS report: Last month, the U.S. Army announced 17 soldiers in Iraq, including a brigadier general, had been removed from duty aft

Torture - It's Not Really That Bad.
People today consider torture as a modern day witch hunt - our private little spread out Salem. In truth I do not see torture in limited quantities and under strict guides awful at all. I see it as extremely beneficial. I wont get into how I think its pretty unfair to slam the US for this when it is running rampant through an estimated 132 coutries at greater extent and higher frequency then the US, but thats a bitch session for a different day. On to the witch hunt... Witches do not physically exist., nor have they ever. Aside from that the "tests" to determine if someone was a witch was set up to kill them either way. If the woman floats, then she is a witch - burn her; if she sinks she was not a witch - oops. Interrogation techniques are not set up to KILL your subject, as dead men do not talk. You kill them when you are done with them, not before hand and if we did kill them off after we were done, then we'd not know it was being done. Now, torture has many different methods.

Op-ed: Why I'm A Conservative Leaning Moderate Republican
Recently I've been justifiably challenged by a fellow constructive Newsviner, Ardith. The challenge lies in front of me, as I grab that proverbial bat so eagerly handed to me. Now, it's your turn (smile). You allege that "... while the Democrats shred our rights and liberties as well.". How, exactly, are the Democrats going to shred our rights and liberties? Please reply, with documentation of Democratic legislation now in place that has shredded our rights and liberties. And, you say that you "believe in the Republican ideals." I think it would benefit this discussion for you to tell us exactly what those ideals are. I know I would benefit from a precise list, and also citations of how Republicans are achieving those ideals. You're up at bat. ;} Ardith, I do not see this a a total challenge of opinion and call for backing it, but more of a challenge to figure out if I'm fully aware of what I'm saying and in that, also determine if I actually believe what I say

Everything Is An End By Jason Paul Fox
Everything is an End Come moonbathe with me, my pale memory-- touch skin to frigid stone. Hush-- let the raindrops intone the lullaby. Sink back down, far from harm; subside and gaze into the cavernous sky caught-- in my automatic arms. When you watched the bloody sky you avoided the look in my eyes. The moon was not for you: deep in the summer's decay, you preferred the gaudy death throes of the day-- but when the shadow fingers twined like psychedelic vines up the flat grantie, you had to face me. The end is near. Come sing with me, my pale memory-- swim that stale symphony. By choice, you are so shallow as a whole, that as you founder in the void, you won't understand what I stole. If there is a god, he hates me to weave this pinpricked belveteen sky; as though they'll never see you again, there are fears in my eyes; for if your sunset flees my love, he has forsaken us. His sun is dead; I killed him with my satin touch, stain tainted his settin

An Ecstatic Nightmare By Jason Paul Fox
An Ecstatic Nightmare I dreamed I was you and you didn't love me anymore. You became me; your cock gagged me with my waiting craving; it was hard to swallow, but went in smooth- everything had become smooth. Suddenly you were both of us (and I was you) me within you within me for love of you for me lost in masturbation. I dreamed I was you and you didn't love me anymore. You became me; your cock gagged me with my waiting craving; it was hard to swallow, but went in smooth- everything had become smooth. Suddenly you were both of us (and I was you) me within you within me for love of you for me lost in masturbation.

Watching Her Dreams By Jason Paul Fox
Watching Her Dreams Sticky in the tangle of limbs, lying too alive in the crack between bed and wall, elbow in back. Her breaths butterfly wingbeats, spidery lashes flutter the night's wishes and passions past her eyes. Full lips parted, a bit of crust on the corner; sweet Jesus we sweat. She shifts with "Hardly a fair shake" and I wonder who she dreams of. If I stop thought I'll sleep. The effort awakens me. It's day; the sun rose in an eyeblink. She shifts- asked, says she didn't dream.

Observations
You know, I think I'm going to redefine the line between friends and coworkers. I was at work and during lunch my coworkers and I played a game of tackle football (I work outside all day in jeans and a t-shirt). To play I took my hat off so as not to lose it. Upon taking my hat off one of my coworkers said "Wow, I always wondered what you looked like without your hat on" (why anyone wonders what I look like hatless is beyond me, but...). When I got home I changed clothes (after a shower), and headed out to meet some friends for a night of pool and poker. This particular night I chose to wear a hat (rather rare). One of my friends said "It's weird seeing you with a hat on". So, either I just plain look weird (it could happen), or it is time to redefine what the difference between friends and coworkers really are. I'll opt for the latter: Friends are people who think you look funny with a hat on, whereas coworkers think you look funny without a hat on. Also, I've noticed so

Courtship By Jason Paul Fox
Courtship Man gives woman a red rose. She hands it back to him, whispering "Give me white roses." Man gives woman a white rose She hands it back to him, saying "This smells too sweet." Man gives woman a carnation she hands it back to him, shouting "This will die tomorrow." Man gives woman a bleached bone she hides it beneath her skirt, sobbing "I am yours."

A New Commandment
A new commandment I give unto you, That you love one another as I have loved you, That you love one another as I have loved you. By this shall all men know that you are My disciples, if you have love one for another. By this shall all men know that you are My disciples, if you have love one for another. (REPEAT 2 TIMES)

Why Laugh?
Why laugh? Last night i had a dream. The dream was set on a stage And the stage was set in a theatre. The theatre was grand and proper Lush tapesteries hung on the wall The seats were all of a plush red Silk cords tethered the waiting crowd Wanting to see the play The play of a thousand souls The play of ten thousand smiles The play of a millon frowns The crowds was ushered in They took their seats The lights dimmed The curtain was drawn The stage lights rose And there I was Bound and naked Broken and disheveled Eyes swollen shut From fists of rage Blood free flowing from my nose From the broken cartelage. Scratches and deep cuts From nails and knifes alike. The crowd gasped Then one broke into laughter Which spread to another And another in succession Quickly like wildfire Until everyone was in a roar. THen I fell over And the laughing subsided Until one person shed a tear And that tear hit another Causing her to cry. The entire theatre wept

We All Know Someone Like This...
Disguise Words spoken and meant to deceive, A cloak you design to hide yourself. Truth glitters through as the sun Between the knotted threads of your cloth. Laughter and boasts create a colorful texture Poorly disguising all your flaws. The pattern, drawn and cut, Must now be pieced together. The thread you use to make your seams, Chosen with such haste, Stands out in stark contrast Drawing the eyes, from which you try to hide. Each piece is added when you see a need To hide a part of you from scrutiny. Haphazard stitches always needing repair, The garment you’ve fashioned, From carelessly woven cloth, Is a sight to behold. Remove your shabby costume! Wear instead the finest clothes Fashioned from yards of truth So you’ll have no need to mend and patch To get attention where ever you go.

White House Breakfast
White House Breakfast Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, "I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, Mr. President?" George W. replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, "How about a quickie this morning?" "Why, Mr. President!" the waitress exclaims. "How rude! You're starting to act like Mr. Clinton, and you've only been in your second term of office for a year!" As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers..."It's pronounced 'quiche'."

Not Getting On For A While
After being hacked and nothing being done about it, I just dont want to get on anymore. Im taking a break and not sure how long it will be. If I decide to leave for good I will be sure to say goodbye to the friends I have left.... If you play WoW, you can find me on the Dreanor server as Mythickah Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at PhotoCasket.com Buried at PhotoCasket.com

A Trip Home
There is nothing quite like a trip home, especially for a child in a foreign land. We had been living in the orient for about a year, when my father decided that we all needed a break from the land of the not quite right. I know that sounds harsh, but we never knew from day to day what new oddity was going to enter our lives. I will save those tales for another time. Our trip home began with a wait. We went to the airbase. We put our name on the list, and we waited and waited and waited and waited. You may be waiting to hear why we waited so long. It came down to what it often does. Money. If we could find a plane that had empty floor space, then we could fly across the pacific for $10 a person. Needless to say this was a considerable discount from our other options and would enable us to stretch our vacation dollars quite a bit farther. After a few days, we finally managed to catch a plane that had some extra space. The seats were less than comfortable, but for a ten year old, it was

4 Somone
I have only talked to you a couple of times but have found my slef woundering if it could ever be anything...I sit and think about you daily and lay awake somtimes at night woundering if u like me or wounder if you like me....The stuff we say and the stuff we do I would think you would like me to or feel somthing...But all Iam saying is I like you i guess I like you alot!This is to Some one that I really like...not saying I love them but I really like them!I wish you would just like me back just a little if you dont..I dont wanna give you my heart because Iam scared what you will do with it but iam starting to and am scared your going to brake it....But I have found myself giving you a little of my heart day by day.. ~to~somone and I think they know who they r from~carlas babygirl aka Mandy~

Pull Forward
I was living about a hundred miles from my grandparents and parents. I was still in school, but on my own and going through the finances of a typical twenty something. (i.e. always broke, but having plenty for that latest and greatest computer which sets on concrete block furniture.) Anyway, I had found time to go down and visit my family, so off I went. Laundry in hand. Ok, the last part isn't true. It was in a garbage bag, which was clean. As I rolled into the little town that was the suburb of the raging metropolis of (20,000 + three or four cats per house) where my parents lived. I realized I needed gas. Home is nice, but it is good to be able to get away. I pulled into a gas station, and as I was filling up I saw that a new car warsh errr car wash had opened next door. It was very shiny. very clean. and very new. My little car was um not. The previous winter I had decided to take a can of spray paint to cover up the little scratches. I thought it was a good id

Whores, And Fires, And Jersey Oh My
I had been offered a job in NYC, and had moved there with little to no planning. The consequence of that was I had to live in a motel until I found an apartment. My company had agreed to pay my moving expenses up until I had arrived in the area. Once I got there, I knew my living expenses were my bill, and that I had to be somewhat cheap. My first paycheck was a long time away. I rolled into the area, just before dark. I saw a sign for a very small hotel with a blue sign. This was my last night on some one else's bill. The bulletin board read "Trucker's welcome. Affordable rates." Sounded good, and I figured if it was good enough for a trucker it was good enough for me. I parked went inside, and told the Indian gentlemen behind the counter that I wanted a room. He looked me up and down and then said in very broken English "You Want Yes" I said yes. I ask him if he took travelers checks. He got this weird look on his face, and went into the back roo

Transitions (from The Land Of The Not Quite Right To Home On The Range)
I had been living overseas in asia for about a third of my life. That included all four years of high school. Yes, it was an American High School, but it was still far from what the typical midwest, never been out of the county, much less the state, farmbelt graduate had experienced. I went from a high school in a city of about 8 million people and an apartment complex of a hundred and some odd nationalities to a midwest farming college with a population of less than 10,000 (if that). It was home though. My grandparents were near, and my earliest memories were of that campus. They may seem a bit strange, but it is true. Now I have always had strange and/or odd friends. I think it is due to the fact that I consider myself strange and/or odd. Maybe, I just think strange / odd is interesting. Regardless, it took me less than a week to hook up with another odd bunch. Besides me, there was the genius, the hillbilly, the boy scout, and a farm boy who reminded us all of Fred Flintstone. Ther

Im New
ok so i just on this site cuz a friend of mine said its the shit. and i have to join. so here i am and im enjoyin it here. i see beautiful women, and cutie smiles. everyone here is so nice, and friendly. so give me a chance, and you will im a great guy as well

Diamond Diamond Shining Bright
I had been utilizing my college degree to the fullest at a local print shop, when I was informed that I had to take some vacation time in the next month, or lose what I had accumulated for the year. Furthermore, I had been told that the only week that it would be approved was next week, even though I had two weeks built up. Thanking my boss immensely for this revelation of extreme importance, I then set about to plan my great escape. Unfortunately, my next pay period wasn't until after I was supposed to be back, therefore my options were limited. I really didn't want to go very far anyway. I just didn't feel like a lot of driving. Therefore, I decided the perfect fit was camping in Arkansas. I drove down to my parents who were thrilled that I was taking some time off. I didn't inform them of the motivations that I had for this impromptu vacation. I just said I wanted to go camping. My father has always loved camping, and he knew that I shared his explorer gene. He then proceeded to loa

A River Runs Through It
When I was working for the survey, I was gone to the field for weeks at a time. That plus a steady girl friend meant that I was away more than I was home. Well, time changes all things, and at some point I found myself actually living in the house where I paid rent every month. A broken heart will do that to you. Anyway, it had been raining constantly, so we were home for the duration. It was then that I really began to notice a few of my room mates bad habits. For one, he like to leave the garage door open. I didn't mind this, except that I kept a lot of my stuff in the garage and from time to time a possum took up residence among the boxes. Now, I don't know if you know much about possums, but they are mean. The first time it happened I tried to prod one out with a broom stick. I don't know what I expected, but when the thing leaped at me with claws and teeth extended. I was the one who ran out of the garage. At that point I had decided he could keep my stereo and favorite chair.

Shake Rattle Vibrate
I found myself working for a seismic exploration team in the early 1990's. They had hired me to back up their data from paper, 8-track tape, 9mm dat, floppy disks and everything else on CD-ROM. It was a good gig, and they liked my work, so they made me permanent. During the winter, I worked went to school and worked with their computer engineer on various small projects. Not the least of which was organizing the data I had backed up the summer before. Somehow, names like trip 1 or spot by fence were not meaningful enough for the team. It paid my bills, and I liked the people, but when we went out to the field, it took me away for weeks at a time. This was not exactly healthy for my social life, and was part of the reason that things eventually went sour with my girl friend of the time. In anycase, this story is not about her, or about the survey. It is about faultlines and underground mountains. The survey was hired by various organizations, government agencies, and private individu

Bleach Drink Of Champions
Starting a new job is always stressful. Starting your dream job is no exception. I had just taken a new job in a new state. It was a huge switch for me. I went from working with my hands and body to working with my mind. In effect, I was starting over. It was a do-over. Something I really needed. What passed for my office was what most people would have called: Dilbertville, Cube Central, or a Rat Maze. I had walls, but could hear everything around me. The day prior, the folks on the other side of the wall had seen my 7-11 Mug. My 1.5 liter mug. It was perfect for when I was moving 24/7. However, for someone who sits on their rear all day, it was less than a recipe for the perfect bod. I had been thinking about cutting back when I overheard the conversation in the next aisle. "Coke causes cancer.... yada yada yada." Basically, they were saying I was going to drop dead before I got my first check. Well, I didn't buy it. I had been drinking this stuff for years, but my weight was

Okay, So I'm Easily Happy. So Sue Me!
Okay, maybe I'm strange but this is a cause of a small celebration for me... You know that annoying "Microsoft messed up and now will mess you up" message that happens, and you just have to accept it and restart the browser? That just happened to me, and I was listening to Launchcast. Well, I exploited a "flaw"... if you don't click either of the options, you can finish listening to your song before it shuts the thing down. So I listened to my song, then sighed, and pressed the send button. MY MUSIC KEPT PLAYING! Yay, I guess there IS a reason why explorer is so annoying before it shuts stuff down... :-)

Keeping Women Happy
Keeping women happy In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) You pummel it with iron rod (+10) It's her cat (-50) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by her side the entire party (0) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2) Named Tina (-4) Tina is a dancer (-6) Tina has s

Scientific Weight Loss
I was going to school in the midwest, and had gone through that wonderful metabolism shift that occurs in your twenties. You know the freshman fifteen (followed by the sophmoore groan). Whatever you want to call it, it amounts to bigger love handles and a bit more padding for your bar stool. I hated it. and believed, perhaps foolishly, that exercise was the answer. For those of you out there who don't know this, muscle weighs more than fat. So, exercising to lose weight is somewhat counterproductive to say the least. Without getting into specifics, it does help, but there is a limit to what exercise (alone) can do. Anyway, everything but my wallet was gaining weight, but I had the answer. The college athletic department was doing a multi-year weight loss study. It seemed simple enough. They were looking for participants who were willing to start a regimented exercise routine. The participants diet would be periodically monitored and they would be given a full metabolism breakout.

Golf
Here is (supposedly) an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale, Arizona: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OFF.

A Single Rose
a single rose on the doorstep , you look puzzled ,who could have left it there ?. You turn the key in the lock and push the door , the heady scent of orchids fills your nostrils. The hall is a sea of beautiful flowers , each with a romantic note. "Your smile lifts my heart on a dark day" "My heart is bound by your womanly charms" , you read from the cards. I call from the kitchen for you to sit down on the sofa and relax. Your favourite novel lays beside a pile of soft cushions, each one garnered with a single red rose petal. While you are reading i open a bottle of wine ,placing it on a tray, a small selection of exquisite belgium chocolate truffles piled around it. As i come into the living room i dim the lights slightly , just enough to soften the mood , but not so much as to disturb your reading. I place the tray on a small table and return to the kitchen for a glass, I noticed you have laid your book to one side , when I return. You reach for a truffle and sigh as the

The Big Snow
Somehow I had always missed the real snowstorms. Whereever we lived, it was always the same. No snow. Oh we had had piddling snow falls of a few inches a few places, but it never compared to the monstrous storms that my parents had talked about from time to time. My grandparents talked about the snow that covered the fence that kept the cows in, and all the havok that caused. My parents talked about snows in Chicago that sealed them off from the outside world. My cousin talked about drifts that got all the way to the roof of his house. Now those were snows. When all you have seen in a couple of inches from time to time, you just can't imagine it. Well, that's not true. You do, but you have no idea. The year I moved to New Jersey was no different than any other. They had a warm dry winter. Now, I wasn't really complaining, but I was sort of looking forward to seeing a real snow. I knew the feeling was nieve, and that I would soon be cursing it like the rest of the locals, but for one s

I Want Valerie
An old man in his late 60s early 70s who went to the madam and demanded the best girl that she had. She advised him that Valerie was the best but she was expensive. He said he didn't care but had one stipulation. He said, "I want Valerie, a condom, and cotton balls." The madam was confused but on conferring with Valerie, they agreed that the old man was harmless and they would grant him his request. He went up to Valerie, and the madam followed and was curious. On arrival at Valerie's room they asked the old man what his penchant for the condoms and cotton balls were for. Was this a fetish? The old man started to put the cotton balls in his ears and his nostrils, and announced that, "There are two things I hate,-- a screaming whore and the smell of burning rubber."

Untitled
I wrote this poem for an amazing friend who travels the world and inspires with his wisdom. He is as beautiful on the inside as he is on the out. May she rest in peace Christian. UNTITLED Something is missing. The stars in the sky... are fewer but for one. Her's was a fierce light... In the time of remembrance... How oft we forget- The mortality of the human soul, the fragility of life. Sewn together by an ancient seamstress, with nought but time in her vacant eyes... It has looked upon the young one, has embraced her, lovingly, and engaged in the eternal dance. Her hair is sunfire now... Her feet are the ocean... Engaged in a never ending waltz with the universe. She can hear you now... Her ears are the air, Her eyes are the stars... Her hands, your heart. She spreads her cosmic dust down upon us all... daring us to catch it... daring us to live if we can- O, young spirit...

The Camera
All my life, my dad has been into photography. Cameras were his gateway to the world much like the net is mine. He liked taking snap shots of all sorts of things and made a career of it for much of his professional life. Even after he retired, he set up a dark room in our garage. The smell of chemicals was as much a part of that garage as the car was. Yet all things change and my Dad who used to sell pictures hadn't. He still had that old 35mm camera. He still shot black and white film. Eventually, I think he realized that he wasnt going to get rich taking black and white wedding photos and the dark room, which was very much a part of him, fell into disarray. It just wasn't used. It was obsolete, over the hill, old. My Dad lost a part of himself when he tore it down. I decided to do something about it. Now normally, I had gotten my Dad small gifts for his birthday. The usual fare: ties, shirts, computer games. Nothing too extravagent. Nothing too expensive. But when his birth

Sept 11 2001 (looking Back)
September 11 2001 Like most of the rest of America, I have my fair share of stories from the days following September 11, 2001. I had moved to the NYC area in August 2001, and had really only just settled into my cushy Army desk job when the attack occurred. I remember the engineers in the next cube over from me watching it on their computer. I remember watching the second plane hit with them. As the building burned, and they talked about the number of people in those buildings, I desperately tried to think of some way to get those people out. I thought of the helicopters on base and went to my boss to ask if they could be used. He told me the grim facts about helicopters and buildings. He also told me that they would probably be useless by the time they got there. He was right, the buildings collapsed long before they would have been of use. I got sent home, where I tried to make sense of it all. I remember calling my family and telling them I was ok. Looking

Kayaking Accident
Kayaking Accident The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, an Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one trooper. "Tell me! Did you find her?" Wilkens shouted. The troopers looked at each other. One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?" Fearing the worst, an ashen Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first." The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's Body in Kachemak Bay." "Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What's the good news?" The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up she had 12 twenty-five pound king crabs and 6 good-size Dungeness crabs clinging to her." Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, what's the great news?" The trooper said, "We're going to pull her u

Stairway To Heaven
This weekend I took some time off from the usual grind to do a little spring cleaning. Ok a lot of spring cleaning. Work had been draining my battery dry daily for the last several months and my room had degenerated from habital status to land fill somewhere along the way. I hadnt really noticed how bad it was until I had placed my ATM card somewhere in it. somewhere safe... and then forgot where that was. Of course it happened just as my other visa card had expired and just as I had rejected the capitol one offer for yet another card. That is something of a side note, but it is humorous enough anedote to include here. When I moved out to the Garden State, I had come out here with but one rather wimpy credit card to my name. My parents hadnt and don't believe in them and they had instilled in me a sense of dread everytime I used one of the damn things, so it took quite awhile before I got one. As such, my first card was something of a low flier. $200 limit $30 annual fee or some su

Women
I don't think I will ever understand women .. They are the most exquisite animals this earth has ever seen fit to create.. but also the most destructive force as well ... Have we as men ever met an animal/ individual so capable of ripping our life apart ... but at the same time making that same life whole .. I will never undertand this power ... I guess thats why i'm single ..

Bleh
I'm really bent out of shape about this job thing. I need it so bad and I dunno what I'm gonna do if I don't get it. Nowhere in this goddamn town will hire me. If I don't find one within the next couple weeks, I'm gonna have to move (again). Don't know where, but all I know is that I won't be able to stay in this town. We'll see what happens. I'll find out by tomorrow if I got the job at the Olive Garden or not. I'll let everyone know. I'm also REALLY confused about me and a certain someone. I have no clue what's going through his mind, and I'm having a hard time talking to him. I just dunno about life right now. =/

April 9 2006
I'm not sure why I am writing this today. No mountains moved. No worlds flooded. Nothing profound just am enjoying a lazy lasidaical weekend of blahdom. Is that even a word? I promised myself that I would do my taxes this weekend. Didnt happen. I thought about moving my former hampster powered road beast to its final resting heap. That didnt happen either. About the only thing that did happen was that my room mate's gal drug herself over to infect us with the plague she has been nursing all week. Nothing exotic I'm sure, but my room mate is sure it is fatal and is sure that it is his girlfriend's way of killing him slowly. I told him not to worry. I am sure that the air flight he is taking this week will catch it and lose a wing midflight killing him instantly. Well, almost instantly. He was not amused. On a more pleasant note, one of my programs won a award and I will be honored in DC sometime later this year. Its a nonsense award, but I get to stand up and shake someone's hand an

Good, Bad, Worse
Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse... Bad: You can't find your vibrator. Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it. Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room. Worse: You're in it. Bad: Your husband's a cross-dresser. Worse: He looks better than you. Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism. Worse: As a sacrifice. Bad: Your wife wants a divorce. Worse: She's a lawyer. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: For another woman. Bad: Your wife's leaving you. Worse: To enter a convent. Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting. Worse: She implicates you. Good: Hot outdoor sex. Bad: You're arrested. Worse: By your husband. Good: The postman's early. Bad: He's wearing camas and has an AK-47. Good: The secretary said "yes." Bad: Your wife says "no." Good: The teacher likes your son. Bad: Sexually. Worse: He's gay. Good: You came home for a quickie. Bad: So did the postman. Bad: Your children are sexually active. Worse: With each

Invasion Of May
My easter weekend started with me working late. This was mostly by choice, my boss even gave me an hour off, but I had become possessed by my research. Why I am not sure, but the end of the day brought about a race between me and the techies who thought that our server was in dire need of an update right then and there and that no one in their right mind would be working on a Friday night. They would take down the server. I would cuss. They would tease me by bringing it up while I was getting coffee. You know the drill. Finally, one of my coworkers told me I was nuts and kicked me out. In retrospect, I am thankful to him, but I left behind the battery and three or four things that I needed to get some work done. This forced me to not work, and to think aqbout other things, so I drove to the mall where the teeny boppers had taken over. They reminded me of cockroaches in heat. They were everywhere, and kept you gritting your teeth when you entered a new room. For some odd reason,

Irish Prostitute
IRISH PROSTITUTE An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this family." "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club....(takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a p

Manifesto Of A Cynic
There are no soul mates. I think the very idea of it was created to see how crazy humans would get over the idea of a person you were meant to be with. It's not a matter of soul mates, it's a matter of convenence. There is to much space for us to ever find our true soul mate, even if there was one. Because even if we were lucky enough to be in the right place an the right time, what are the chances that person is anywhere near to you. And when it come down to it we would shove off our soul mates for just a little human contact. Everyone has done it, that person that we connect with on ever level, but they are far away. That thing we call long distance relationships, but most of us would give it up to feel someone's touch. This isn't some rant about anyone. This more stems from me. Because I had a person for two years that I connected with on every level and I mean ever level. He was the one person who could tame that wild side in me. But distance makes us waver. There is n

Not Quite Right (growing Up In The Far East)
I tend to think of myself as a gypsy. Perhaps I feel this way because we moved a lot. Perhaps I feel this way because it is who I am. I spent six years in asia all together. We called it the land of the not quite right. I liked the people there. I respect them, but they view the world through different eyes. They react differently. It isn't better. It isn't worse. It is just different than what we call normal behavior. How do I explain this? When we first moved overseas, we had to find housing. A housing complex was recommended to us. It was where all the foreigners from the various embassies lived. We went to the office and I remember this horrid smell. Dad brought a bottle of American Scotch. I sat there and listened to how long the waiting list was and how they couldn't let just anyone in, and how.. The conversation changed when the bottle changed hands. The tone changed as well. Suddenly, he remembered that one apartment had just become available. We went to look at it, and

Young Explorer (a Bit Of My Childhood)
Young Pioneer A long time ago in a state far far away, I pissed off my Mom. The particulars are foggy, as I was five at the time, but I had done something that had earned the dreaded phrase that all kids fear. WAIT TILL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME. I wasn't sure what would happen, but I knew it wasn't good, so I did what all five year olds do when faced with impending torture, death, or worse. I was sent to the playground. Now this particular playground had a very high fence and was in perfect sight of our living room. It also had one of those "child-proof" gates that no parent ever expects their child to ever figure out, even if it only involves lifting the hasp and pushing. It was the perfect Alcatraz for five year olds, and I was Houdini. I don't completely recall why I chose escape over the teeter totter, or how long it took me to figure out that tremendously effective latch, but as soon as my mother turned away from the window, I decided to hit the open road. Now, wher

Sorry Pretty Kitties
ha shellis in hiding sorry for your luck its kinda sad truthfully i take over in a date and shes a whore amusing isnt it sadly they dont know about me dont get me wrong shelli doesnt give a damn but you know these damn images keep getting into her head and even i cant get them out..... sadly is pissing me off i want who ever else is in my head to get the fuck out hmm oh yeah abi can stay i like abi he he that one date didnt go so well i left the guy crying amusing really but i dont give a fuck if im fucked up shelli thought it was funny to Jess

How Do You Drive?
Your Driving Is is: 59% Male, 41% Female According to studies, you drive both like a guy and a girl. This means you're a pretty average driver, with typical quirks. Occasionally you're frustrated and or a little reckless, but that's the exception - not the norm. Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?

What To Do When You're Not "her Type"
>Men tend to base attraction on LOOKS, and women tend to base attraction on "chemistry" and "sexual tension"... and other things that involve your PERSONALITY. If you'd like to learn the secret to creating attraction with women that are "out of your league", then go and read THIS: http://www.DoubleYourDatingProgram.com/e/17842/SexualCommunication/ ***THIS WEEK'S QUESTION*** Dear Dave, I was very skeptical of your approach, but I have been trying C & F routine recently and it has been working like a charm. Your CD is incredible with information that builds on your book. An example of C & F happened recently. Women always make comments of my age and how I appear much younger than my age (i'm in my mid-thirties but appear to be 24-25). Before reading your book and listening to your CD, I would simply laugh or say thank you if a woman said I looked a lot younger than my age. Recently I was out with my friends and this good-looking woman said the same comment. My

Do I Drive Like A Man Or A Women
Your Driving Is is: 51% Male, 49% Female According to studies, you drive both like a guy and a girl. This means you're a pretty average driver, with typical quirks. Occasionally you're frustrated and or a little reckless, but that's the exception - not the norm. Do You Drive Like a Guy or a Girl?

If You From Hawaii.............
IF YOU FROM HAWAII, DEN YOU GET ALL DIS: You can understand and speak PIDGIN english. You go to dinner and "make one plate" with all the extra food leftover. You automatically take off your shoes/slippers in people's homes. You learned to play the ukulele in elementary school. You wear rubber slippers. You eat rice every single day. It's "shave ice" not"snow cones". You think 70 degrees is freezing cold . You call everyone older than you "Aunty" or "Uncle" even though they aren't related to you. "You like beef" has nothing to do with what's for dinner. You know what ukus are and have had them at least once before when you was one little keiki. You eat coconuts straight from the shell - and drink the juice. You know where all the creepy places (like burial sites) are on the island You eat Arare. You know what "tutu" means. It's SHOYU, not soy sauce. To you, sushi means sushi, not RAW FISH! You eat malasadas You have

Blind Man
Blind Man can not force faith down your throat or open your eyes to see the truth of it can not help you accept the facts and can not be expected to suffer the punishment for a crime unnatural why can't you see why can't you see?! dying in this space between what is and what could be and you are murdering love m.e.j.

Thanks!
I must send my thanks to whomever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs sealing. Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown) who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time. I no longer have any money for charity, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program. I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish. I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward an emai

Blind As All
Blind As All what did you see when you saw her? did you believe the smile or did you see the goodbye heart did you see peace or the peace of having accepted the end did you see in innocent eyes the suicide waiting at home did you see the pretty black dress or the shaking starving lost beneath are you like all the others seeing what you want to see until she loses faith m.e.j.

Seafood Watch.org
Ok. I don't usually get on my soapbox like this but since I checked this out, I have felt like everyone should too. Especially since it will effect everyone. This is something I felt everyone should check out & be a part of, whether or not you eat or like seafood. Our oceans need our help. Please read the following article. http://www.montereybayaquarium.org/aa/aa_pressroom/content/media/MBA_06_seafood_warnings_RELl.pdf . It talks about how due to over fishing, improper fishing, and pollutants we are killing our fish, seafoods, and oceans. We need them to keep life here going at least as we know it. Already we have or are about to loose some species which is affecting us. The article is provided by Eureklert.org. Which is on this site www.seafoodwatch.org. Basically what Seafood watch is about is people taking the little bit of time while they are out eating at their restaurant to just check over the fish & seafood list and seeing what's on there and providing feed back

Guess Who's The Happiest Girl In The World?
ME!!! I just got the call.... Azura the Magnificent (my puter) is ready to go. I can pick her up today. Just my luck that I'm working.... But Comp USA is open late! Woo-hoooooooo! I may or may not be on later tonight, it all depends on how quickly I get her and get everything loaded. I think I just got a little wet thinking about it. Or maybe I peed my pants.... ;)

My Minds Exausted From These Issues
i sleep at least 8 hours yet when i wake up i feel as i never got any sleep. i feel so cold, and no heater can warm me up im watching mona lisa smile, im suprised at how cruel the 50s were, how women had to wear girdles to make them appear thinner. but i see anorexic people as people who need more meat on their bones, how they look is sickening. i dont understand the war how many people have to die before we actually start winning? when can these troops come home?

A Safer Fate In Death
A Safer Fate in Death you were the medicine or the end of the disease and she is caring too much to survive the hollow heart and lost in your hate and hot fear won't see the moment that fades the girl into the dark when you placed her in checkmate did you understand that it was the end of hope again again again again again until the end of it all there has to be an end to this feeling of being the fool victim to a heart that loves too much and a soul too faithful to others so bring the knife now cut the sanity away see what you wish in the fiction of your instability push away the love and solve this mystery of why she came back when death was so much safer than trusting you m.e.j.

Week 3 In School
As you can see classes At Le Cordon Bleu Culinary School (& lack of sleep) keep me pretty busy during the week. I don't have the energy after reading the blogs I catch up with, responding to messages & comments to write my own blog (need to work on that). So here I am lumping the whole week into one blog. To start with I worked the reception for the newest graduates of the school Saturday. It was fun, most of the time. I got to know some of my classmates better & most of them are cool. One of them & I kinda got into it cuz she thinks she knows it all but doesn't. I will try to give you the short version as per Darren, its not as good if you can't here me imitate her Israeli (mispelled?) accent. Yes, she is originally from Israel & her & her husband are now have a business in California but she is going to school here in Vegas. It all started when the chef in charge advised a small group of us to do the family meal for 1pm (which is lunch usually for us)and its now 10 am so we sho

Unpretty
I wish could tie you up in my shoes Make you feel unpretty too I was told I was beautiful But what does that mean to you Look into the mirror who's inside there The one with the long hair Same old me again today (yeah) My outsides look cool My insides are blue Everytime I think I'm through It's because of you I've tried different ways But it's all the same At the end of the day I have myself to blame I'm just trippin' Chorus: You can buy your hair if it won't grow You can fix your nose if he says so You can buy all the make up That man can make But if you can't look inside you Find out who am I too Be in the position to make me feel So damn unpretty I'll make you feel unpretty too Never insecure until I met you Now I'm bein' stupid I used to be so cute to me Just a little bit skinny Why do I look to all these things To keep you happy Maybe get rid of you And then I'll get back to me (hey) My outsides look cool My insides are blue Everytime I

Now To See If Anyone Is Paying Attention...
Okay as much as I flirt and oogle you ladies I'm gonna make a confession: I am a virgin. And no its not one of those "fat slob wussbag who only is friends with girls and is like a big sister to them", no... Its been a conscious choice. I figured I'd just wait to be with someone I really care about. So thats about it for now. Questions, Comments, welcome.

How I Work On Here....
THIS IS JUST FYI. THIS IS TO LET PEOPLE KNOW HOW I DO THINGS ON HERE. I SURF THE SITE AND FIND PEOPLE THAT I WANT TO ADD. I CHECK OUT MANY PAGES BUT I DON'T REQUEST EVERYONE. SOMETHING ON YOUR PAGE HAS TO CATCH MY ATTENTION. MAYBE ITS YOUR NAME, OR A COOL PIC, OR SOMETHING YOU WROTE ON YOUR PAGE. BUT EVERY PAGE IS VISIT, I RATE. EVEN IF I DON'T REQUEST YOU. ONCE I REQUEST YOU I WAIT UNTIL YOU ADD ME THEN I COME AND RATE ALL YOUR PICS. I DON'T COMMENT ON A LOT OF PICS. JUST NOT MY STYLE. BUT IT ALSO LEAVES ME AN OPPORTUNITY TO COME BACK LATER AND FIND A PIC ON YOUR PAGE TO COMMENT ON. SO KNOW YOU KNOW

The Innerverse
The innerverse 'tis the tiny world, The inverted globe of the inside This tiny world the womb of being, Is hurled, Whirled, From the inside, It's like Queen Mab's birthplace, Shiny, Tiny, Forced to be free, The souland of love and emotion A feeling of charge, empathetic passion like the twinkle in her eyes, The heaven in her universe, Like watching her inner self contained in the spirit of her verse Capturing my daughter's fairyland For the first time in my mind c. 1999 Jeff Kozlowski

A Joke
man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5, 000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35, " was the reply. "I'm actually 47, " the man says happily. A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?" "Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minute

What Tarot Are You?
You are The High Priestess Science, Wisdom, Knowledge, Education. The High Priestess is the card of knowledge, instinctual, supernatural, secret knowledge. She holds scrolls of arcane information that she might, or might not reveal to you. The moon crown on her head as well as the crescent by her foot indicates her willingness to illuminate what you otherwise might not see, reveal the secrets you need to know. The High Priestess is also associated with the moon however and can also indicate change or fluxuation, particularily when it comes to your moods. What Tarot Card are You?Take the Test to Find Out.

Hello
You Are 38% Open You are open at times, but generally you don't let many people into your inner world. It's possible that you have a friend or two that knows you well. But to most people, you are a total mystery. How Open Are You?

To Leave Or Not To Leave.......that Is The Question
WHY IS THAT WHEN SOME CHANGE HAPPENS ON THIS SITE MANY USERS POST BULLETINS ABOUT HOW YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE THIS PLACE. BUT THEN MAGICALLY YOU STAY. HMMMM. I WONDER. FOR SOME I KNOW THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY THINKING ABOUT LEAVING THE SITE, BUT FOR OTHERS ITS JUST ANOTHER PLOY TO GARNER ATTENTION. I SAY IF YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE JUST TELL YOUR FRIENDS ON HERE ABOUT IT IN PRIVATE, THEN LEAVE. DON'T MAKE IT INTO THEATER. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ONE PERSON, I HAVE RECEIVED OR SEEN SEVERAL BULLETINS WITH I'M LEAVING STATEMENTS IN THEM. LEAVE IF YOU MAY, YOU WILL BE MISSED BUT THERE ARE AS OF NOW 456,379 OTHER PEOPLE THAT WILL ONE, TAKE YOUR PLACE, AND TWO COULD BE MY FRIEND. THANKS

Circumscribe
I love vocabulary. So I thought I would create a word of the day blog. Yes, there is no humor here, just a little education.. so read on if this sort of thing interests you. circumscribe (SUHR-kuhm-skryb) verb tr. To draw a line around, to enclose within bounds, to limit or restrict. [From Latin circumscribere, from circum- (around) + scribere (to write). Ultimately from the Indo-European root skribh- (to cut, separate, or sift) that has resulted in other terms such as manuscript, subscribe, scripture, scribble, describe, circumflex, and circumspect.] Today's word in Visual Thesaurus: http://visualthesaurus.com/?w1=circumscribe

Things Are Difficult...
.. when you have hiccups. Have you ever had hiccups so bad that you can't type? I'm messin up on keys and havin to start over.. life is hard when you have hiccups.. and that is my blog for today children..tomorrows lesson.. How to ride that bull for more than 60 secs.

Riding Frozen Spirit
Riding Frozen Spirit I. My earliest memories begin with the wave of terror creeping into my thoughts around Christmas break during my sixth year. It was early evening and mom had just made us a giant pot of buttery popcorn; the three of us were sitting around the fire talking about our Christmas wish lists when my mind began to sing with the tiny voices. Familiar voices, eloquent voices, haunting voices, murmuring in their eerie language of the soul. Angelic utterances invading with such intensity that I couldn’t take them all in; clear insights surrounding me with such dread that I couldn’t turn them off. I threw my heaping bowl into a shadowy corner of the living room and ran screaming down the hall. For some minutes I did little more than sit alone in my cubby of a room, staring into the whispering darkness, listening, scared out of my mind, but always listening, wondering what they were saying, or when they were going to take me all the way. Their white-hot melody s

Random Boredom Induced Thought
With it being the whole holiday shopping season I had another one of my patented random thoughts at work yesterday. All these stores are having these sales and these huge deals and making you have a reason to wake up at 3 am to wait for hours in a parking lot for one little door lock to turn. Well almost everywhere that is. The one thing that comes to my mind is car dealerships. I mean sure they have these sales of 0% interest for a few years or a couple grand off or something along those lines. But you never ever see a car lot have a buy one get one free (or even half off) sale. Some radio and tv commercials talk about how the lots are overflowing and they need to be gotten rid of. Well why not a sale like that? Why is it just about every retail industry from fast food to specialty shops has a BOGO sale yet the most you can suck out of a car place is the above mentioned discounts and maybe free gas for six months, which mind you are good deals in themselves but still they are

What U Think
i try to stab my heart but it dosent seem to be there with every plug into my heart i hear a light dull thud in the empty space where my heart use to lay where it wnet or who took it is oblivious to me and why or where they took it is even more lost to me why would they do such a thing i have no clue as i sit there and ponder these things i can feel my blood slowly flow away until im here and now in front of every one as the bloodlessvampire you all know love and hate i am the one who goes bump in the night the one all little kids are born to fear the one who is no one anymore the one who will always live to die alone

Dragonfly Medicine
Dragonfly Medicine Dragonfly embodies a stripping away of all the beliefs that say we cannot do this or that, achieve a dream or goal, it is to remind us that anything is possible when we really get the understanding that we are part of Spirit and as such we have the power to manifest anything that we desire. Dragonfly is the keeper of dreams, the knower within that sees all of our true potential and ability. Dragonfly strips away the illusions that say to us we cannot achieve our dreams and goals, that we are not worthy or capable when in fact it is our birthright and our true power to create anything we choose! Dragonfly also connects us with the power of colour and the ability to work with many different colours to achieve anything we want to experience in life. We can begin to see how the colours we wear via our clothing, the colours that we fill our homes with, even the colour of the car we drive is impacting us for better or worse. Continually wearing dull

Real, Fake, Two-face Bitches
Real Bitches Dem da kind of bitches dat can call theirself MISS.BITCH cause they are real about da shit dat they do. They don't be up in your face talking to you and then talk shit about you to others . They always keep it real. It's hard to find a REAL BITCH . Fake Bitches Dem fake bitches be the one who say they kool wit u but when u turn yo back dem hoes try'na get ya man. Dats why you should never let a bitch get to close to him even if ya'll are kool. Dem be da main bitches that play yo face. Two-faced bitches Dem da type of bitches dat be up in yo face one minute then the next be wit some other tricks talking mad crazy shit about you.

Ravens And Crows
Crows & Ravens Carry Very Similar Medicine Crows and Ravens carry very similar medicine. What applies to Crow applies to Raven as well. Ravens must be understood more at an intuitive level however for they are the gatekeepers to the void of Spirit where there is no form or structure, but fluidity and constant change. So when someone speaks of Raven medicine, it is more easily understood through the intuitive senses and emotions. It is also more easily to describe Raven medicine as it is expressed through those who carry it. And in fact, when I first began writing this I was told that this was what was needed at this time. It is said that people who carry Raven medicine also carry a heavy responsibility to Spirit. It as if these people have come into this Earth walk in order to help others break through old paradigms and belief systems into a new, more expanded awareness of reality. Ravens are Heyokas, tricksters, in Native American mythology they taught the people both th

Totem Dove
Dove appears: People often find that unexpected and unseen support and assistance comes when they need it most. Travel is often indicated when Dove appears prominantly, and this may include relocation to a new home. A death, either physical (of someone one knows or is close to) or symbolic (within the individual) may occur and while it may bring grief, there is also quite often a sense of relief and gratitude that suffering has finally ended and peace will soon be at hand. A new relationship may begin or an old one rekindled. The ways and means of leaving a destructive or difficult situation is at hand. Life is about to become much more peaceful and satisfying on all levels.

How Do Men See Me?
Men See You As Choosy Men notice you light years before you notice them You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait How Do Men See You?

According To The Hebru Translation Of The Bible
According to the Hebru Translation of the Bible, the world (casted out) means "to send down to Earth". So I Genesis chapter 3 during the fall of man God "casted out Adam and Eve from the Garden of Eden, never to return. So who saids that the Garden of Eden was on earth?!.. Adam and Eve was the first fallen Angels from Hevean of the 1/3 that followed Lusifer, and if You think about it the people on earth trying to get themselves right with God to gain themselves a place in Hevean and try to prove to God That they where sorry for beleaving Lusifer and there Punishment for doing so is to have a shorter life and pain increased for Wemen child birth, E.T.C. You find anyone that lived up to over 1000 + years old Like Adam did, other than mabe 80 or if you are lucky 116 years old, but thats extreamily rare.

Duh!!!
Have u ever wondered y we where placed on this planet? Personly I don't think I am from this Universe,because 98% of the population of the world have no Fucking clue what will become of them in the after life. But little do they that there life history is repeating it self with out us knowing it... That My Friends Is The Honest Secret To Life!... Thats y it is a Secret!!... lol ( Here's Your Sign...) MySpace Tweaks, MySpace Layouts, MySpace Images and more!

Be Gentle
Be gentle: What you're holding is my heart. Remember in your honesty my pride. If you don't want to see me, please don't hide The truth, yet tell it with some art. Though you may not have asked for me to call, A single leap of hope must be allowed. Not easily are shy songs sung out loud. Yet now I wait alone outside your wall.

Pain
It comes so inossent and so true One person good the other one blue. Pain could be anger it could really hurt, it could be been kicked in the head or thrown in the durt. Pain comes so quickly without no refrain, as long as you hurt you'll still have Pain.....

Poor Child
- sigh. - I think I'm going shopping for luggage today. I'm really nervous. Planes freak me out, but I love... love to ride on them. LOL. That makes me weird, I know this. I went to Hannah's last night, and we watched HARD CANDY [ that bitch is crazzzyyy ] and then played Cool Boarders!! LOL. We're going to Blockbuster later to get random PS games to play again. Cuz we rock. Uhrrrr, blah. I have so much homework to do. I should probably do it, but I'm a procrastinator, so you know how that goes. Hmm, I guess I should go take a shower and get ready.. Who knows. YAY! I'm going to New YORKKKK!!!1 Heheeee. Wednesday. I can't wait. BLAH BLAh. Love you guys.

The Web
Creatively You worked your art You spun a web Around my heart How beautifully Your deeds have spread Each intricately Woven thread With strands of care You dried my tears Your gentleness Dispelled my fears Your wisdom Helped me understand And patiently You held my hand To give me courage To brave the storm With kindness You have kept me warm Your passion Lit a glowing fire That filled my soul With sweet desire You're all That I was dreaming of For the web you spun Was made of love

Sadness
Am I to be happy? I dwell so deep within myself that I have never seen the light of day. The past never happened, the future will never come, and the present isn't real. Depression is a part of everyday life. The birds chirp for someone else, The day warms the lives of everyone, but me. Happiness lies near, but my mind won't let my heart reach for it, and happiness never knew. I live in a prison, solitary confinement. Fear is my guard. Nothing stops happiness from reaching me, only me from it. I am sure that if I can ever grasp it that the barrier will be forever shattered. How do you break through invisible bars? What is it like to touch something you've never had? I am confined to myself, Just me and my sadness.

Tears
As these tears run down my face, tears of agony tears of pain- broken hearted, I scream as my bones weaken and my soul crumbles. Turning me inside out twist-turn twist-turn, hang me out to dry. Trampling my hopes My dreams fall before me- incomplete tears of hoplesness tears of lonlyness- freefalling non-stop As these tears run down my face, tears of agony tears of pain- broken hearted, I scream as my bones weaken and my soul crumbles. Turning me inside out twist-turn twist-turn, hang me out to dry. Trampling my hopes My dreams fall before me- incomplete tears of hoplesness tears of lonlyness- freefalling non-stop TEARS.

My Quiz`s
I AM RADIATATING POSTIVE ENERGY FROM MY SEVENTH CHAKRA! You are radiating positive energy from your seventh chakra! This chakra is located at the crown of your head and represents the seat of the soul. The seventh chakra is associated with your connection to your spiritual self and to the divine. When this chakra is clear, positive energy can flow from it freely. Radiating positive energy from your seventh chakra indicates that you've cultivated higher wisdom concerning the important life lessons associated with this energy centre. You're apt to feel a greater bond with the spiritual world. You're probably also more able to live in the moment than most other people are. The seventh chakra is the chakra of highest spiritual evolution. YOUR LOVE ELEMENT IS METAL In love, you inspire and respect your partner. For you, love is all about fusing together for one incredible life experience. You attract others with wit and a bit of flash. Your flirting style is defi

Time To Fear
Picture me on the edge of sadness I was too blind to see the truth My hearts beating fast I'm not alone but you're not there Friendly smiles steal a glance But me I'm furious inside Can I get out of here now Everything is falling down on me And deep inside my mind I know I love you Time is that all I really got to fear From all these precious moments of my life Time is that all I really got to fear From all these precious moments of my life You say I do always wrong So you must hurt me again I feel so sorry but you do not And you're not here I question why I left you Ain't love when under your sway Will I be safe in here now Eveything is falling down on me And deep inside my mind I know I miss you Time is that all I really got to fear From all these precious moments of my live Time is that all I really got to fear From all these precious moments of my live Time is that all I really got to fear time time Time is that all I really got to fear

Links To Some Sites
I have seen alot of good artwork on a few profiles and some very nice pictures of Animals and such. I'm goung to post links to a few sites I go to to find pictures for wallpapers or to just add to my HD for keeping. I hope you all enjoy the sites. Fantasy and SciFi. http://www.imagenetion.com/ On this site you need to search by name of the artist http://www.desktopstarships.com/ For digital art about Spaceships and such http://www.scifi-meshes.com/ Same as Desktopstarships but much better art. For nature and other pictures http://www.backgroundsarchive.com/ http://pdphoto.org/ http://www.wallpaper-desktop.net/ http://www.photo.net/ The last link has all kinds of pictures not all are safe for work. Same goes for the Imagination link.

Missing You
My love for you is so strong. My nights are long Since you have been gone. I miss our time we use to share. My heart's not the same since you have gone. I lay awake at night thinking of all the things we shared. I miss you oh so very much. I pray that you will come back I miss you. as the days go by Without you here I realize Just what you mean to me And how much I love you. You are my life, my world, my everything. I miss you

According To The Dictionary
According to the dictionary A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed. The hooker says, "wheres my money?" The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. It says "gets paid for sex." The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. It says, "Eats bush and leaves!"

Greg Is In Heaven Today
To all my friends here on CherryTap, my bro Greg passed away this morning, he had been fighting brain cancer and brain tumors for the last 15 yrs. He was only 44 yrs young but I know that he is not suffering anymore and that he is in heaven. So bear with me this weekend , I will be here for support from my friends. We are having a benefit tonight in his honor to raise money for his daughter to go to college. Well, just wanted you to know so those of you that know me won't worry about me, I will be ok! Thanks and God Bless....Lady Di

Another Sad Day For Me.
Inmate dies in Gordon County Jail 11/24/06 Email this story to a friend The GBI is investigating the death of an inmate in the Gordon County Jail on Thanksgiving Day. Gordon County Sheriff Jerry Davis said that Jerrell Dwane Brown, 42, was found unresponsive in his cell just before 5 p.m. on Thursday while dinner was being served. On-staff medical personnel was immediately summoned and made desperate attempts to revive brown while E-911 had dispatched an ambulance to the jail. Once arriving at the jail, the med-unit continued to work with Brown and in the process, transported him to Gordon Hospital where he was pronounced dead. Davis stated that preliminary indications reveal that Brown had attempted to cause harm to himself. The Georgia Bureau of Investigation has been called-in to assist in the investigating of the incident, as is the case with all investigations of this type. “This is a very unfortunate that has taken place. Our sympathy goes out to t

I'm Not Dead
"I'm Not Dead" by Pink... Damn..this needs to be my theme song!!!!! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah There's always cracks Crack of sunlight Crack in the mirror on your lips It's the moment of a sunset Friday When our conversations twist It's the fifth day of ice on a new tattoo But the ice should be on our heads We only spun the web to catch ourselves So we weren't left for dead And I was never looking for approval from anyone but you And though this journey is over I'll go back if you ask me to I'm not dead just floating Right between the ink of your tattoo In the belly of the beast we turned into I'm not scared just changing Right beyond the cigarette and the devilish smile You're my crack of sunlight You can do the math a thousand ways but you can't erase the facts That others come and others go but you always come back I'm a winter flower underground always thirsty for summer rain And just like the change of seasons I know you'll be back again I'm n

Come Check Out Da Hottest Radio Station On Cherry Tap....123 Go
(repost of original by 'DJ RavinJuggalo~~Sweet Azz Radio Co-Owner~~Juggalo Family~~' on '2006-11-25 08:43:40') (repost of original by 'DJ ScArfAcE(((juggalo ¢¼ homie)))sweetazzradio mgr' on '2006-11-25 09:08:05')

The Man Who Knows His Math
THE MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH He writes: I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out is window and gave the woman the finger. "Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here’s why: I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Dad
Your little girl looks up to you Wherever you may go You're not just my father, Dad, you're my hero You have been there Since I was a kid You know everything I said And everything I did Whenever I need you You always understand I've always thought you were perfect With the world in your hands It never matters what it is Whatever I say or do You are always there right by my side With my problems I always come to you I could never keep anything from you Nor could I ever lie When I tell you all my faults You never ask me why Happy, Sad, Depressed, Upset You've been there for all the moods You've somehow learned to put up with Some of my know-it-all attitudes In my eyes you are always right Never are you wrong Somehow you have this thing with me Where we always get along When I am upset, or mad at the world You know exactly how to respond That's because you are my dad With that certain special bond You know exactly what to say

What Kind Of Writer Are You?
This came as a little bit of a surprise... But after reading it... I kind of agree... I do love to write stories of all kinds, though lately they have all been about one thing... hehehe... You Should Be a Film Writer You don't just create compelling stories, you see them as clearly as a movie in your mind. You have a knack for details and dialogue. You can really make a character come to life. Chances are, you enjoy creating all types of stories. The joy is in the storytelling. And nothing would please you more than millions of people seeing your story on the big screen! What Type of Writer Should You Be?

Looking For Writers, Reporters, Maybe You!
Do you have a keen eye for music news? Do you have a gift for sniffing out gossip? Then maybe you should be working with us! FoundryMusic is looking for writers, reporters, and like-mindeed knuckleheads from all over this fine planet to assist with the reporting of all news items, blog postings, inter-band brawling, and other assorted mayhem going on in the music business today. If you think you've got what it takes to join our crack team of crackheads... EMAIL US WITH YOUR CONTACT INFORMATION AND WRITING SAMPLE, and we'll be in touch!

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well thn im kind of new here so i thought id write another about me in my profile mii names mahalia my bestest friend in the whole wide world is JO3 and..ilove music movies and sports i always fnd time 2 do all those thingz and still sleep attend schoo and hang out with my friendz =) ( o y3a im cool lol) i have one sibling my little brother and hes nine hmm.i love meeting new people and just having fun im 16 yrz old and im a junior at new utrecht hs my borhtdayys on jan 1st and...well thts all i could think of lol

Fishin With Dad
I remember my dad waking me up at 4 o'clock. Barely getting up with my eyes half shut, Getting ready and packing up dad's truck, Hoping to catch some fish down at the dock. Driving to the lake and still dark, Watching dad drive and listening to my dogs bark. Thinking this time I'll make my mark, And just hoping to catch the big one. On the boat driving around, Knowing I wont be leaving with a frown. Cause I'm with dad and he knows best, Because he's wearing his famous fishing vest. Tying the hooks on my line. Too bad this pole isn't mine. Dad said he'll buy me one when I'm older And just a little more bolder. I love my daddy so much And I know he loves me too. His love for me is stronger than glue, And that is why I wrote this for you. Dad if you are listening I love you so. You are the reason why I glow.

Naughty Neighbor
Karen had lived in her new apartment for about a week when she began seeing the girl next door. The girl was tall and slender but still had curves. Her breasts were large and full, and her ass was round and tight. Karen had been friendly with her neighbor, and found out that her neighbor's name was Rayona. It wasn't long before the two girls were spending lots of time together and discussing their secrets. It was a Friday night, and there wasn't anything to do. Karen was feeling horny but had had no luck at the parties and bars meeting guys. She decided to head homa at about ten and figured she would hear moans coming from Rayona's place like every weekend. When she got home she didn't hear moans so she decided to go over to Rayona's. Karen knocked on the door and Rayona answered it weraing only a tight white tanktop with no bra and black lace panties. Karen's face blushed and she mumbled "sorry..i'll go", but Rayona just laughed and pulled Karen into her place. Karen was still f

My Favorite Poem
You who never arrived in my arms, Beloved, who were lost from the start, I don't even know what songs would please you. I have given up trying to recognize you in the surging wave of the next moment. All the immense images in me- the far-off, deeply-felt landscape, cities, towers, and bridges, and unsuspected turns in the path, and those powerful lands that were once pulsing with the life of the gods- all rise within me to mean you, who forever elude me. You, Beloved, who are all the gardens I have ever gazed at, longing. An open window in a country house-, and you almost stepped out, pensive, to meet me. Streets that I chanced upon,- you had just walked down them and vanished. And sometimes, in a shop, the mirrors were still dizzy with your presence and, startled, gave back my too-sudden image. Who knows? perhaps the same bird echoed through both of us yesterday, seperate, in the evening... Rainer Maria Rilke

Dirty Lil Sex Rant.
¢¾ Adjusting my behavior, One man at a time... Current mood: dirty Category: Romance and Relationships ADJUSTING MY BEHAVIOR AND EXPECTATIONS, ONE MAN AT A TIME... To the Ladies: **Number1** Definition: A recycled man is a man that you have dated, perhaps even slept with, a man that you have had a previous relationship with. Then you guys broke up. But you see him again after the fact, dating/sleeping with him months after the breakup. The power of recycling is a great thing. Did you know that to recycle one aluminum can gives you enough energy to run your TV for 3 hours? Wow, that's frickin' amazing Recycling anything for the eco-system is great. Recycling men is NOT. My mother once told me: "Never be like a dog returning to it's vomit. OK, pretty disgusting, I know, but it gets the point across. **Number2** Throw Out Mr. Perfect Yeah, I said it. Throw out the idea of Mr. Perfect. It's just frick

22 Chuck Norris Facts
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. 3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. 5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you're still alive, it's because Chuck Norris loves you. 6. Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris. 7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. 8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. 9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris. 10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property. 11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. 12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Bo

Birthday Love
Hey evryone please go see this girl blow her up with love! Become her friend, fan, AND be sure to GIVE HER A GIFT IT IS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY!!! beautifulstarmandy@ CherryTAP HUGS>>>>>>>>HAPPY BIRTHDAY From Always.....Tanya/TURTLE Turtle@ CherryTAP

Sex
I know I know I am good looking.. But how much can a women take.. Your hot, nice body, Nice ass,and many more.. Then when thay are doen tell me how sexy I am thay go to talking about how thay want to have sex with me.. Asking if I a m bad girl or a good one.. Do I look like I want to talk about sex all the time? I like to have fun But come on.. I am a person.. Please Treat me like one not like a peace of meat... that is all I ask... Well that is what is on my mind today.. Kisses Ems

About My Family List
SINCE I HAVE HAD A FEW PEOPLE ASK ME ABOUT BEING ON MY FAMILY LIST SO THEY CAN SEE THE FOLDERS THAT I SOMETIME MAKE FOR FAMILY OR ONLY LET FAMILY VIEW, I WILL GIVE YOU THE LOW DOWN ON MY LIST. THE PEOPLE YOU SEE ON MY FAMILY LIST ARE PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY TALK TO ME. THEY ARE PEOPLE THAT I SPEAK WITH ALMOST DAILY EITHER ON HERE, SOME FORM OF MESSENGER, OR EVEN THE PHONE. I ADD PEOPLE CONSTANTLY AND I ALSO REMOVE PEOPLE OCCASIONALLY. SO FOR THOSE OF YOU OUT THERE THAT WOULD LIKE TO BE A PART OF MY LIST I ENCOURAGE YOU TO TALK TO ME. THANKS

My Jonathan
Hi, I’m Sorrow. And this is my short story. But before I get started, I thought I would give u an induction to my life. Everyone knows me, as the bright, chipper person, who always does her best to make people laugh. But what people don’t really know, is that its just front. See… All my life, I’ve never been the happiest person. I’ve always had low self esteem, I’m extremely hard on myself, and always feel like I don’t matter to anyone. There were points in my life, where I even tried committing suicide. During those times, I had friends and family, but I never came to talk to anyone. I figured they would all just tell me I was stupid, or just to fucked up in the head. Actually, one person did. My dad. But I guess, that was just his way of trying to help me. I don’t know. Anyways, shortly after. At doctor’s appointments, they started to notice. I tried to tell them differently, but its hard to explain scars. Especially in certain areas. So, of course they didn’t believe

Blah Blah Blah......
ok its t minus 13 hours and 25 minutes til my bday and usually im happii and cant wait fer my bday to come but this yr im hopin it will go soooo slow to get here these next 13 hours better last a long time cuz dayumit i dnt wanna get old!!! I remember when i was jus 13 a freshman in high school jus like it was yesterday =/ and now im 28 single mother of 2 goin to school, and trainin to be a bad ass corrections officer...where did all da fun go? im mean seriously wha everyone else can have fun but gengen? shyt yea i had my moments but dayumit not enough!!!! i have alot of favorite moments but da one dat sticks in my mind da most is when mii, X, Sarah, Joey, Chris, and Rob went bar hoppin down main street in Racine and got sooo obliviated cuz we were celebratin and Joey passed out on da hood of his car and mii and X were arguin of wha end to take of Joeys...now mind u this is when Joey was 225 LBs SOLID muscle! and of course who gets stuck wif da half dats da heaviest?? Mii! I mean hell

Ohio State Buckeye Fans!!!
BUCKEYE FANS!!! Body: Buckeyes... TROY SMITH has taken the lead in Heisman pulling ahead of Brady Quinn, make sure you keep voting for OSU in the following polls and keep your BUCKEYES #1: Vote for Troy Smith for Heisman! Vote for Script Ohio as the Greatest College Football Tradition Vote Jim Tressel Liberty Mutual Coach of the Year Vote Best Rivalry of all Time (OSU - Mich) Vote Best Coach of all time (Woody Hayes) Vote Best Stadium in College Football (The Shoe) Vote Best Defender of all time (Jack Tatum) Then Check Out COOL RAY SLICK'S NEW SINGLE-MICHIGAN WHO? Stay Tuned for more new music from Cool Ray & John Street...COMING SOON!

A Little Love For Everyone!
I had closed the door upon my heart And wouldn't let anyone in, I had trusted and loved only to be hurt But, that would never happen again I had locked the door and tossed the key As hard, and as far as I could, Love would never enter there again, My heart was closed for good Then you came into my life And made me change my mind, Just when I thought that tiny key was impossible to find That's when you held out your hand And proved to me I was wrong, Inside your palm was the key to my heart ... You had it all along

Secrets To A Top Rated Blog As Revealed To Me
STEP 1. BLOG OFTEN, EVEN IF ITS ABOUT RANDOM STUFF. UNDERSTANDABLE AND EASY TO DO. STEP 2. IN THE WEE HOURS OF THE MORN GET ONE OR MORE OF YOUR INSOMNIAC FRIENDS ON THE SITE TO VIEW ALL YOUR BLOGS OVER AND OVER AGAIN. JUST CLICK ON EACH ONE TO GET A VIEW. STEP 3. WATCH AND LAUGH AS YOU MYSTERIOUSLY PASS OTHER BLOGGERS THROUGH THE NIGHT WITH YOUR MAGICAL BLOGGING POWERS. NOT ALL BLOGGERS ON THIS SITE DO THIS. BUT I KNOW THAT ARE MANY THAT DO. I CAN ASSUME THIS SINCE THIS INFO CAME TO ME FROM ONE THE TOP BLOGGERS ON THIS SITE. I WILL NOT NAME THIS PERSON SINCE THAT IS NOT MY STYLE. UNTIL YOU PISS ME OFF THEN I'LL USE YOUR NAME. YOU TO ALL THAT READ THIS, HAPPY BLOGGING. SHHHHH!!!! DON'T TELL ANYONE

What Kind Of Seducer Am I?
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Signs :p
THERE ARE SEVERAL MORE OF YOU THAT I HAVE LINED UP TO DO SIGN PICS FOR...YOU ARE ALL DEAR TO MY HEART AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING THE GREATEST FRIENDS IN A PLACE INFESTED WITH SOME PRETTY FREAKY PPL..LOL I WILL ALWAYS HOLD YOU IN THE HIGHEST RESPECT AND IN A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART..MUCH LUV ALWAYS BILLIE

Fun Survey!
01.Your name plus a Y? Suzanney 02. Two feelings at the moment? cold, bored 03. What are you listening to right now? Serendipity on TV 04. A part of a song lyric that's in your mind? To the left to the left, everything you own in a box to the left, in the closet, that's my stuff, if I bought it, please don't touch! - Irreplaceable by Beyonce 05. Last person you hugged? my mom 06. The highlight of your week?: Probably Wednesday night seeing a bunch of my friends 07. What are you craving to have right now?: Ice cream:) 08. Any unforgettable childhood memories? a lot... I was a fun kid 09. Any not-so-good childhood memories?: I'm not sure 10. What are your nicknames?: Suz, Suzy, God Hopkins, suZANNN! 11. Your plans for tomorrow?: drive back to college 12. Your plans for today? plan a trip to spain 13. Are you thinking of someone right now?: not really 14. Do u like/love someone on your this site? no 15. Would you say you're in love

I Hope Everyone Is Haveing A Real Good Weekend.
Damn I know that I am so tired. LOL.. I went to the Blitz this friday and it was crazy there was no reason I should have even kept myself up for all that DRAMA.. Well I did get to chill with my homegirl.. Neicey.. Well I feel real weak today. I stayed up friday all night so I could go to the sales and then friday night decided that I was going to go with my old man to a party.. HaHa.. Damn them things.. You know all that beer and things well you shouldnt mess with.. HeHe.. Well I need to get off this damn bloging shit and get my ass in the shower, I thought maybe I would feel better.. I am so tired that I am seeing tracors. Gosh Damn dont make no sence. Between my old man and our georgious lil girl I will never get any rest.. Well I am going now I will be back later to fill you in the rest of this thing I have well I guess some people would call it a life, well that is if you think it can be called that.. Well Peace Out and Be Safe.. HaHa I need to tell my own ass that.. TaTa Mi

Writer
You Should Be a Joke Writer You're totally hilarious, and you can find the humor in any situation. Whether you're spouting off zingers, comebacks, or jokes about life... You usually can keep a crowd laughing, and you have plenty of material. You have the makings of a great comedian - or comedic writer. What Type of Writer Should You Be?

If We Met Under The Mistletoe...
If we met under the mistletoe... Would You kiss ME? [ _ ] YES [ _ ] NO If YES.. [ _ ] CHEEK [ _ ] LIPS Do you even need mistletoe to kiss me? [ _ ] YES [ _ ] NO [ _ ] HELL NO! [ _ ] I WOULD RAPE YOU! Repost this in next 30 seconds or you will have the WORST Christmas ever. Title this: "If we met under the Mistletoe"

Turn Ons, Turn Offs, Dont Care
(LADY'S FILL THIS PART OUT) *ABOUT GUYS:Turns you ON, OFF or DC (Don't Care) Is taller than you:on Wears a grill: off Dresses Gangsta: on/off Dresses Gothic: off Dresses Skater: on Dresses Preppy: on/off Dresses Emo: on Cuts themself: off Has green eyes: on Has blue eyes: dc Has brown eyes:on Has hazel eyes:on Drinks alcohol:dc Wears glasses: dc Smokes cigarettes:dc Smokes weed:dc Plays sports:dc Smiles a lot: on Calls you just to say hi: on Compliments you: on Good dancer: on Wears jewelry: dc Smiles when you walk in the room: on Has curly hair: dc Has straight hair:dc Has brown hair:dc Has black hair:dc Has blonde hair:dc Has red hair:dc Loyal:on Laid back: on Plays guitar: dc Plays drums:on He can draw:on Easily jealous: off Has a tattoo:on Has a lip ring:on Has a tongue piercing:off Nipples pierced:dc Doesn't party:dc Likes to party:dc Wants to party:dc Laughs a lot:on Funny:on Skinny:on Thick:off Honest and open: on Goes to chur

:) My Friends
HELLO CHERRY TAPS HOW R ALL OF U TODAY I STOPPED AGAIN TO SEND ALL OF MY LOVE TO ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS I THINK WE HAVE BEEN FRIENDS VERY A VERY LONG TIME IAM SO HAPPY FOR THAT AND I WANT TO THANKS ALL OF YOU ABOUT THE LOVE INSIDE EVERY ONE I KNOW HIM FOR NOW ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS HAVE VERY GREAT DAY AND I LOVE ALL OF U AGAIN TRIBLE_XXX

Rules To Be Your "friend"?
I just recently got back home, and a lot has changed !!! It's not Lost Cherry anymore, it's Cherry Tap. They're not "adult" pics, they're "NOT SAFE FOR WORK" (WTF is that?). We have "stash" boxes, salute photos, sticky bulletins, etc. Man, the things you miss when you're on the road. But you can always bank on one thing here. The "rules" when you submit a friend request, especially if you're a man requesting an add on a woman's profile. Of course, there is the obligatory "read my profile first" disclaimer (which I read every profile I visit). Now I know there are a lot of pervs and creeps on here, but damn, didn't know such a big screening process was involved to try and get to know people. Now, I have to be your fan first, rate at least 50 of your pics and comment 25 of em, buy you a CT gift, read your fragmented blogs, vote for you in whatever CT contest you happen to be in today, submit my tax returns for the past 3 years, birth certificate, order my secret decoder ring, then

Him
Him You built it up, And made it beat. You filled my heart And soul with heat. You made me happy I thought you cared. I''m still holding The love that we shared. I stay awake, And cry every night, Hoping one day You will hold me tight.

New Contest
SO I WANTED TO HOLD A CONTEST WHEN I LEVELED UP LAST WEEKEND. SEEMED THE GUYS WERE TOO SHY TO ENTER. SO I'VE DECIDED TO TRY AND START ANOTHER CONTEST. THIS TIME IT WILL BE LADIES THAT ARE ENTERING! THIS TIME IT'LL BE A BEST ASS CONTEST - ONLY CATCH IS...THEY HAVE TO HAVE SOMETHING COVERING THEM...WHETHER IT BE SOME CUTE FRILLY PANTIES...OR A SEXY PAIR OF JEANS... SO COME ON LADIES!!!! I WILL TAKE 10-15 ENTRIES!!! PLEASE REPOST THIS FOR ME. ~*BrattyBytch*~@ CherryTAP

Dont Ask
if you really want to know the store let me know and i will tell you I'm Free Don't grieve for me, for now I'm free I'm following the path God laid for me I took his hand when I heard Him call I turned my back and left it all I could not stay another day To laugh, to love, to work, or play Tasks left undone must stay that way I found that place at the close of day If my parting has left a void Then fill it with remembered joy A friendship shared, a laugh a kiss Ah, yes, theses things, I too will miss Be not burdened with times of sorrow I wish you the sunshine of tomorrow My life's been full, I savored much Good friends, good times, a loved one's touch Perhaps my time seemed all to brief Don't lengthen it now with undue grief Lift up you heart and share with me God wanted me now. He set me free.

Pop This Virgins Cherry
OK, so no I am not actually a virgin. But I am new to this site. Looks interesting. And way more interactive than MySpace. My name is Rob. My friends call me Mage, Erick, or Draco. My fiance calls me other things, but hey thats private! I live in a small town in Michigan called Buchanan. They roll the sidewalks up at like 9pm. We have 3 bars in town right in the same block. So bar hopping is one of the weekend pastimes. I am a Pagan. For those of you that don't know what that is....I'M A WITCH!! And for those of you that wanna burn me at the stake for that...I like Medium Well Thanks. :D I am 31 years old. 5'9" tall and around 220lbs. I am not looking to hook up with anyone. I am engaged. I just wanna chat with people and make some friend. You can never have too many of those. My favorite hobbies are Dragons and Renaissance Faires. If you wanna know more about me let me know. I have put it in my profile how to reach me. If its by messenger just put in that you saw me on CherryTap. Th

Letting Go
I love you more than you could know, But you said you had to let me go. I hoped and prayed we could work things out, Your love I started to doubt. You want to start over and just be friends, But what if that's something that never ends? I'll try my hardest not to cry, Just look the other way if I start to sigh. I cried and cried when it came to the end, I'll try my hardest to be a friend. I can;t make promises I don't know of I can keep, But I want you to know my love for you runs deep. I can't just put my love aside, And pretend like we never even tried. Somehow I always make you mad at me, Now I know why you set me free. I'm sorry I made you feel like dirt, And somehow always made you hurt. I told you it was always started by me, But why do we have to let things be? I'm sorry I tried to figure things out, And what was happening and what it was all about. You said you were worried I'd hang up on you, I guess I should

One Of My Published Poems
this one is about my dad that passed away jan 2, 2002 Bubba's Little Girl If I had to do life over I would have chosen you to be my dad once more Even if it meant losing you It was worth all the tears in the world that I have cried You were my sunshine, when the skies were grey I loved and honored you You always took my tears away I was happy to be with you, proud to be your little girl Sometimes we would argue but to me you meant the world Your love was always pure, you treated me as your own Your time seemed all too short I feel alone What can I take from this, my heart's completely crushed But nothing loved is ever lost And you were always loved so much

Am I Dead?
Am I Dead?? The blade is sharp, And ready for the kill. I hold it firm in my hand, I feel like I've been put under a spell. The tears stream down my face, They're just an annoyance washing away this empty hollow space. I can not think, my mind is in a whirl, Then I remember it was God who put me on this world. So he is to blame for all the pain there is to show, He is to blame for this hell that I know. No it's not he who chose my path, The only one to blame is me. That's why it comes down to this, As I think of all the friends I'm going to miss. Then a thought strikes though my head, Why do I think I must be dead? As I sit here and ponder this question I've found, With the knife in my hand my head starts to pound. The world starts spinning then starts to goblack, Am I lost, am I dead, is there any way to go back? I wake up the next day, A hospital bed is where I lay. My arms and legs are strapped down, For some reason my head still pounds. I try

The True Value Of A Gift.
"Love sees, not with the eyes, but with the mind. Therefore is winged Cupid painted blind." (Midsummer's Night Dream Act 1 scene 1) I guess back in those days this kind of sentiment might have held true, when what we are on the inside is more important than the outer trappings that people see with their eyes. Too bad it doesn't seem to be that way anymore. We are constantly being judged by appearances. What kinds of clothes do we wear? What type of car do we drive? How much is our home worth? Almost nowhere does this hold as much weight as in the affairs of the heart. Survival of the fittest for the furtherance of the species. The bird with the brightest plummage is seen as the most attractive potential mate. The strongest lion that can provide the best gets the lioness. And what of that most primative of animals, the human? The best guys get the best girls. More often than not the outer shell is the largest hurdle to overcome in trying to attract the attenti

What Is The Color Of Your Lucky Underwear?
OK.. I don't own but one pair of blue panties... Maybe I need to buy some new ones... Your Lucky Underwear is Blue You are caring and extroverted. You've made relationships your number one focus, and your lucky blue underwear can bring some balance to them. You thrive in one-on-one situations. You are a good listener and a natural born therapist. Sometimes you let the concerns of others become too important in your life, leading to stress and worry. If you want more balance, put on your blue underpants. They'll help you take care of yourself first. What Color Is Your Lucky Underwear?

Lmsao...
THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE UGLY > > > Good : Your wife is pregnant. > Bad : It's triplets. > Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago. > > Good : Your wife's not talking to you. > Bad : She wants a divorce. > Ugly : She's a lawyer. > > > Good : Your son is finally maturing. > Bad : He's involved with the women next door. > Ugly : So are you. > > Good : Your son studies a lot in his room. > Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there. > Ugly : You're in them. > > > Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids. > Bad : You can't find your birth control pills. > Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them. > > Good : Your husba

Tired Of Games, Lies, And Cheaters?
hello how are you all doing today? i am looking for a nice lady to talk to and to meet. someone that is not into games, lies, drama, etc. i am a down to earth person, and i am looking for a woman that is tired of all the games people play. and someone that knows what they want... so if you are out there and need to talk or meet someone let me know okay, i will be glad to hear from you and you will not regret it i promise...i am waiting......MSCUDDLES.

A Friend Gave This To Me N I Am Sendin To You All
From Us Guys, We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it makes us just a little mad It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. ____________________________________________________ Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. ____________________________________________________ Yeah, you can quote me. Push us down on the couch and make a move once in a while. We like that

What's Your Inner Blood Type??
I kinda like this one... Your Inner Blood Type is Type A You seem cool and collected, though a bit shy. You are highly driven and a perfectionist, but that's a side you keep to yourself. Creative and artistic, you are a very unique person who doesn't quite fit in. People accept you more than you realize, seeing you as trustworthy and loyal. You are most compatible with: A and AB Famous Type A's: Britney Spears and Hilter What's Your Inner Blood Type?

Zomg Hackers!
I am a Hacker are you?? After seeing the "HACKERS ON THIS SITE" bulletin I felt I need to address this! So here is Hacker defined for yall...please dont panic about stuff like a changed desktop..its windows...funny shit happens all the time. Anyhow read on! You can take the Hacker purity Test if you are bored...link at the bottom: A hacker is someone who creates and modifies computer software and computer hardware, including computer programming, administration, and security-related items. The term usually bears strong connotations, but may be either favorable or denigrating depending on cultural context (see the Hacker definition controversy). Common definitions include: * In computer programming, a hacker is a software designer and programmer who builds elegant, beautiful programs and systems. A hacker can also be a programmer who hacks or reaches a goal by employing a series of modifications to exploit or extend existing code or resources. For some, "hacker" has a negati

Funny Sh Cmds
Funny Unix csh/sh commands: --------------------------- % cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans % nice man woman No manual entry for woman. % rm God rm: God nonexistent % ar t God ar: God does not exist % ar r God ar: creating God % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. % ^How did the sex change operation go? ^ Modifier failed. % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. % got a light? No match. % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. % !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. /* not csh but sh */ $ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! $ drink bottle: cannot open opener: not found -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- From: "Aditya, The Hindu Skeptic" (a018967t@BCFRE

Celtic Sign
Ok.. Not sure I really like this one... But... Oh Well... You Are A Walnut Tree You are strange and full of contrasts... the oddball of your group. You are unrelenting and you have unlimited ambition. Not always liked but always admired, you are more infamous than famous. You are aggressive and spontaneous, and your reactions are often unexpected. A jealous and passionate person, you are difficult in romantic relationships. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Wanted Female Sub/slave
I am looking for a female sub/slave. One that understands and knows what her place in the lifestyle is. One that seeks to serve and please, and she gains her pleasures from serving and pleasing. One that is will to explore Ds, finding new ways to have orgasmic pleasures. One that enjoys pain, pleasures, and laughing. One that can enjoy life and be happy with whom she is. Looking for one between the age of 30 to 45. HWP. Being Bi-sexual is a plus. :) Only seeking females.

Celt Sign
You Are A Weeping Willow Tree You are a dreamer, and you're into almost any kind of escapism. Restless and capricious, you love to travel to exotic places. You are easily influenced by others, as long as they don't pressure you. You tend to suffer in love until you find that one loyal, steadfast partner. An empathetic friend, you love to make others smile and laugh. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

People Are Sometimes Just Stupid!
Sadly, for the most part...People are stupid. Not ignorant. Ignorant is different. Being ignorant is okay. There are many things that I am ignorant about. For instance, I am ignorant about brain surgery. I could not tell you how and why the front temperal lobe is in front and what happens when you move something around in there, that will change someones behavior. I am also ignorant about politcs. I can make somewhat of an arguement about the war on terrorism, but for the most part I'm ignorant about it. What chaps my ass, is when people go to a car dealership, stare at a salesperson and tell them the following. "I want this $30k vehicle, I owe on my current car about $15k its worth only $10k. And I want my payments to be $300 a month with no money down!" "You have 15 mins. to do all of this and no I do not to drive the new car, I think they all drive the same." Or they say, "It's not fair that you do this everyday. You are better at buying a car than me. That's why I got all of t

Celtic Horoscope
You Are A Cypress Tree You are strong, adaptable, and striving to be content. You're good at taking what life has to give - even if you don't like it. A passionate lover who can't be satisfied, you are quick tempered at times. You hate loneliness, want love and affection, and need to be needed. A bit of a live wire, you love to gain knowledge any cost... and you can be careless at times. What's Your Celtic Horoscope?

Military Mothers Yearn To Be Whole (repost)
Military mothers yearn to be whole 16,000 single moms are serving in Iraq, and strains don’t end upon return http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15871419/ Sgt. Leana Nishimura assembles shelving at her newly rented home in Havre de Grace, Md. Her children have been staying with her mother in Hawaii. She's unpacking and preparing the house for the arrival of her two boys, T.J., 8, and Dylan, 7, and her daughter Cheyenne, 4. By Donna St. George The Washington Post Updated: 11:11 p.m. ET Nov 23, 2006 When they called her name, she could not move. Sgt. Leana Nishimura intended to walk up proudly, shake the dignitaries' hands and accept their honors for her service in Iraq — a special coin, a lapel pin, a glass-encased U.S. flag. But her son clung to her leg. He cried and held tight, she recalled. And so Nishimura stayed where she was, and the ceremony last summer went on without her. T.J. was 9, her oldest child, and although eight months had passed since she had returned f

Best Breast Contest..i Won
I WON.. YIPPIE....THANKS TO ALL WHO VOTED Courtesy of MsTags.com I justed wanted thank THOSE of YOU who have voted for me in the "Best Breast" Contest. I do appreciate the "FRIENDS" who show me their support. As for the rest of you who like to look at my photos and ask me to see my privates and DONT VOTE FUCK YOU I will be deleting you all soon. So, needless to say if you read this and dont want to be deleted as my "FRIEND" please show me some love in the contests I enter. Thanks again to all who voted and showed their love. Courtesy of MsTags.com

Sexiest Bi/lesbian Cherry
Hey folks...my babygurl's in the comp!! She's an absolutely amazin woman who is veeeeeeery sexy...and errr...have I mentioned how much I just lurrrrrrrrve her looooong tongue?? hehehe Go show her some love!!!

No Longer A Dream
Somewhere in my heart beyond all my pride holds a secret desire so intense, deep inside. Imprisoned with all my passion and love, unknown to anyone but the one above. A desire for someone to cherish and hold, the need for a love to call my own. Someone to kiss and make up with after fight. Someone who can respect all I can be. Someone who's strong enough to commit and love only me. Someone who will be there and kiss away my tears, secure my doubts, and release me from all my fears. Someone I can depend on to be my friend, someone who can restore my faith in love once again. This love is like a dream yet to come true, Or so I believed until I found you.

If You Cant Stand Behind Them... By All Means Stand In Front Of Them!!!! (repost)
COME ON EVERYONE LETS SHOW SOME SUPPORT!!! HELL YES! AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!! God, hold our troops in Thy loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts They perform for us in our time of need. Amen ! "America these soldiers, everyone of them young and old, Made a choice to serve their country, Never forced never told". "They're strong America, the bravest in the land". "And if you'll allow me the time, I'll tell you my plan". "It's simple America, freedom must withstand". "I believe it should encompass the entire globe, Not just one nation or other selected pieces of land". "They are called to duty America, To fight for a worthy cause". "To rid the world of evil, "Forgetting not the cost". "I stand with them America, As they tread on foreign land". "I give them strength to comp

Think Illegal Immigration Doesn't Hurt? (repost)
If this doesn't open your eyes... nothing will! From the L.A. Times 1. 40% of all workers in L.A. County ( L.A. County has 10.2 million people) are working for cash and not paying taxes. This was because they are predominantly illegal immigrants, working without a green card. 2. 95% of warrants for murder in Los Angeles are for illegal aliens. 3. 75% of people on the most wanted list in Los Angeles are illegal aliens. 4. Over 2/3 of all births in Los Angeles County are to illegal alien Mexicans on Medi-Cal, whose births were paid for by taxpayers. 5. Nearly 25% of all inmates in California detention centers are Mexican nationals here illegally. 6. Over 300,000 illegal aliens in Los Angeles County are living in garages. 7. The FBI reports half of all gang members in Los Angeles are most likely illegal aliens from south of the border. 8. Nearly 60% of all occupants of HUD properties are illegal. 9. 21 radio statio

Touching You
Touching you Touching skies see the laughter in your eyes Touching you touching your lips taste the nectar of our kiss Touching you touching your body our thoughts in harmony Touching you touching your soul see the love between us unfold Touching hearts touching minds a love so gentle a love love so Kind

To Let You All Know
Hello everyone. Just wanted to let you all Know I will be out of town and not online until Tuesday Morning. Ihope you all have a great weekend. I miss you all Hugss and kissesss to the ladies. Love, Jim

Wicked And Naughty 12 Days Of Christmas
The Twelve Days of Christmasfor carrie:Day #Who?What they got you1stan experimental vibrator2nda tube of Crabs-Be-Gone3rdnipple clips4thmost of a dead hooker5tha small, laminated card stating, 'ALL ACCESS - TO ME!'6thA genital piercing7thA tape of you showering which they filmed without your knowledge8thA prepaid phone card to your favourite 1-900 number9tha penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE10tha taped-off-TV copy of 'the erotic adventures of hercules'11thThe Marquis de Sade's sex drive12th