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Ratings
I am such a nice and friendly girl. Why does someone have to piss me off by down rating me. Now I know I am not a 10, not everyone is, but if you can't rate me a 10 then don't rate me at all. I don't rate those I can not rate a ten. Rating them a ten does not mean you find them attractive, just that perhaps you liked something on their page. Anyway, I'm done babbling..

What Im Looking For
i want a woman who is outgoing knows what she wants is not insecure about herself can hold her own when talk becomes cheap. why? because a woman who is inecure about herself is a troubled one. a woman who lets go of her inhibitions is a woman who knows her body and accepts it and either changes it because she wants to do better. or keeps it that way since she is enjoying her life. a woman who second thinks and always pauses is not one whom i look for. i want a woman who enjoys the darkness and enjoys the unknown. someone who can say that she throws herself into the adventure and lives through it wwether the outcome was good or bad. none of this crying crap. no childishness no inhibitions. a woman who would rather just try to talk about something and keep kicking a dead horse is someone who bothers me. when i get mad. i want my own time to cool down and just relax. i would rather sleep it off than have to talk to the fucker who got me pissed int he first place. learn to

I Remember When.....
So I actually just realized that I by far bypassed my one year on this site, and along that came the nostalgia of reminiscing on how Baby J's Lost Cherry got all Fubar'd up. *I remember when Lost Cherry only had 10,000 accounts, (I wont say members because in honesty half of those accounts were inactive...) *smiles* * I remember long before everyone was a Dj or a lounge owner. * I remember when the only bull spam was genuine interest or just purely chain quiz thingies. * I remember when NSFW was purely human nudity. * I remember when the "support" actually had time to talk to people in conversation rather than sifting through site drama.. or those non human nsfw pics. *I remember when LC didn't have ad's or sponsors. * I remember way back in the day when Fornicates was level 10 ;) *grin* * I remember when we finally got blogs, and everyone went completely blog crazy with everything from "I cant think of what to write" to actually educational informative blogs ..

So You Know
I am happily engaged to be married. It is with out a doubt one of the greatest feelings in the world knowing that someone has accepted me the way am being a male I know that I can be a pain in the ass yet she still loves me. I never once thought of myself as marriage material. But here I am with less then 6 monthes to go and I cant wait for it. I have found somebody who makes me feel whole and understands me way better then I understand myself. Desiree was there for me when my mom passed she helped me overcome something that I thought I would not be able to do. And for that I am greatful to her. The most important thing that Desiree has brought me is a wonderful daughter. Angel might not be my flesh and blood but I love her with every inch of my body. As I have said before I do my best to protect her and to make sure she is loved ( and spoiled). And for as long as I live I promise to always look out for little one no matter what. Sure she might call me Paul for right now but she also

Special Thanks Updated
I WAS RECENTLY IN A CONTEST AND I DIDNT THINK I HAD A CHANCE OF WINNING. THESE PEOPLE WENT ABOVE AND BEYOND MY WILDEST IMAGINATION AND SHOWED ME THAT IT WAS POSSIBLE TO WINIF I EVER NEEDED ANY HELP AGAINTHESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT I WOULD CALL UPON~*Ç£ÃÿMØ®Ê*~ *DEMON CREW* & * W.I.S.E.U.K.F*@ fubartxmom of 5~ Always blessing never losses~SPB~~ Fusista's~club far@ fubarlogmaster200@ fubar~~Sam's Seductive Angel~~ Fusista's Bombing & Leveling Crew@ fubar~Tina~Member of~ TheFlyByNight Family~IBN~Fusista's ~And anyone else who needs help !~!@ fubarchoppie@ fubarDAGWOOD-Bomb shell family@ fubarWill~~~~~ {{{after hours greeter}}}} fu fiancee to SouthernbiPrincess@ fubarFøøkêdµÞføøkê®@ fubar

Hey Everyone
Anyone else mad as hell that the points messed up I know I am I was getting all kinds of rates from everyone trying to level and I got nothing then when they fixed it I only went down 200 points I think thats a bunch of crap sorry just had to rant

You'll Thank Me Some Day
Last weekend my niece Emma was crying because she didn't want to go to a football game with the rest of us. It was her brother's last time playing in his his school band and so she was being forced to go. I tried to make her laugh but she wouldn't let me. My mom told her, "You sound like Tim used to when he was your age and we used to make him go listen to your Pap play music." I've always contended that my mom was the basis for the character Edith Bunker, but this time I'm sure she knows she made me think. In the 60's and early 70's my dad practiced every night. I used to sit with my face against the TV speaker or go outside so I didn't have to listen. Most Friday and Saturday nights they would force me to go to barn dances, old churches, union halls, and the Jamboree in Wheeling, where my dad's band would play. When I could, I would wander outside or maybe listen to a baseball game on the radio in the car. I remember "Wildwood Flower", "Your Cheatin' Heart", lots of the old cl

Life Is Good
My life is good and I could not be happier right now.I am in love with the most BEAUTIFUL woman in the world. I have never had anyone show me so much love in my life.I can feel in her touch,her kiss,I see it in her eyes and hear it in her voice.I don't know what I did to deserve her but I'm sure glad I did it.Just what to say I love you Nancy!Thank You for loving me and letting me love you!

Thats Over
well went to answer charges of child abuse and neglact with the dhs today and it went better that i thought it was clamed over a long period of time and there wasnt one thing they tried to get me on of course she brought me up on charges of sexual abuse agaist my daughter who i havent seen for an year so go figure we go back to court on dec 7th hopefully this will be all over

Hope You All Have A Great Weekend.
Me and some friends from school will be leaving tonight for Gatlinburg. Ill try to take some pictures while Iam down there and post them up here on Fubar. Till then you all have a great weekend.

Joke
there was a cucumber,a pickle and a penis. thay had a conversation and the cucumber said my life is shit. when i get big. hard and juicy,thay chop me up and toss me into a salad. the pickle said well when i get big and fat, hard and juicy thay chop me up and toss me into vineger. the penis said wheni get like that, thay put a rubber tent over my head, stick me into a dark room and bang my head against the wall untill i throw up and faint.

My Friend Wendy..wrote This For Me... Shes The Best...
WHERE EVER YOU GO , WHERE EVER YOU ARE , NO MATTER HOW FAR, YOU ARE IN MY HEART, YOU ARE IN MY MIND, ILL TAKE YOU WITH ME, THROUGH THE DEPTHS OF TIME, ILL WALK YOU THREW THE GOOD TIMES AND BAD YOU CAN LEAN ON ME WHEN YOU ARE SAD ILL OPEN MY DOOR WHENEVER YOUR COLD GIVE YOU A HUG SO YOU KNOW YOU ARE LOVED BE THERE FOR YOU WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS COMFORT YOU WHEN YOU HAVE WENT THREW HELL SHOW YOU THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN LIFE THAN THE ASSHOLES THAT BROKE YOUR HEART SO JUST KNOW YOU ALWAYS HAVE ME WHEN YOU ARE AT THE END OF THAT BROKEN ROAD CAUSE I AM YOUR FRIEND.. THIS IS FOR MY GIRL, CRYSTAL.. ILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU .. LOVE YOU GIRL

A Little Drama
Someone is running around claiming that I am doing things that I in fact not doing at all. And they are telling people who are giving me hell, when I have done nothing to deserve it. If anyone can point me in the direction of my apparent grey hater, I'd certainly appreciate it. Cause I'm growing tired of defending myself against false accusations.

Missing Link
So many nights by myself.. Sit here day after day.. Searching got that one missing link.. Wondering if everything is going to be alright.. No one one could ever get in the middle of what i could feel for him.. So much to offer that one special person.. Does he even exsist anymore??.. Is there someone out there that could love me like i want to be loved?.. Thats all i am askin is to be loved.. Is it that hard to find one desent person out there??... More and more everyday i think it is.. I sit here and think to myself.. Is that certain person out there..

Fireman Sex
A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2 I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3 we are going to make love all night. " The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied " YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."

Funny
LORDS PRAYER!!!!!! MY VIBRATERWHICH BRINGS ME HEAVEN RAMPANT RABBIT BY THY NAME TILL KINDOM COME THY MAKES ME CUM ON EARTH WITH EYES ON HEAVEN GIVE ME THE EARTH MY DAILY THRILL AND FORGIVE MY SCREAMS AS I FORGIVE FLAT BATTERIES LEAD ME …

Joke
Mr Cabury met Ms Rowntree in a room on Quailty street.It was After Eight.He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic,he slipped his hand in her Snickers and showed her his Curly Wirly,not keen to have any Jelly Babies she let him take a trip up Bourneville boulevard.She screamed with Turkish Delight as he took out his fun sized Mars Bar it felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some Time Out and had a Picnic in her Pink Wafers.LMao ..Hope u liked it jim

Life, In General
I really should be doing more blogging because I actually have more time on my hands. But I'm not. And I think you may have noticed that. The job is great so far. This is the busy season and all of the service guys, like me, are new, like me, so everybody is running around like maniacs, like me. The training is rough because of all of this. When there's actually time to sit down and train, then things will really progress. On the other front. I've been talking to a couple of ladies. Lisa and Monica. I met Lisa at a far a week ago. A friend called, asked me to meet them. I did. We hung out. We've talked. And that's pretty much it. She's cool and she's also very busy. Monica I met online. She's funny as fuck and not afraid to show it. She's pretty busy also and has some other things going on in her life. So things are going pretty slow. This, of course, is the nature of things. I've been single how fucking long? Then all at once two women gain my interest

For See Could Be The One For Me
For as I look at your eyes your heart opens to me as mine does for you For as you look away as you do and smile to your self in that very special way as I can tell you are by the redness of your face As my belly fills with butterfly’s as you do Just as seeing the twinkle in your eyes as I can feel them up on me every time am not looking at you For that feeling melts me to the ends of the earth for just seeing and feeling all these wonderful feelings for you As I want to just hold you in my arms and not letting you go ever in our life times we will find each other in every life time we have in the future for these feeling are only scared in my body as I glazed my eyes up on you for seeing you for the first time in my life For as I would love to be yours as I think to my self I am not good enough for you as I am willing to be the man you are dreaming of each night as for I would take the pain and suffering away for you with a kiss on your loving forehead for feeling this way wi

Mirror!
Friend of mine at work today told another co-worker I was bein kinda mean to him...Course he was kidding with me........So I told him every time I look at you it pisses me off!...Doesn't it piss you off every time you look in the mirror??........LMAO

True
it`s true that we don`t know what we`ve got until we lose it,but it`s olso true that we don`t know what we`ve been missing until it arrives.Giving someone all your love is never an assurance that they`ll love you back,don`t expect love in return,just wait for it to grow in their hearts butif it doesn`t be content it grew in yours..

Msmaine's Where In The World Contest...
Ok..so this is how its goin to go. Every other day startin Sunday Nov.11, I am goin to changin my location and if sumone guesses the right location you will win 1000 fu~bucks. If no one guesses the right location the money will roll over to the next day I change my location. As for guessin, you are just goin to have to trust me, most you know that I'm a pretty honest person. I am going to write the locations on a sheet of paper and I will have all the locations picked out. So I guess if sumone dont trust me I could scan the list and show them, but I will cover all the other ones so that person cant tell others. LMFAO IM SO CRAZY..LOL Anywany, it was a crazy idea I came up with and thought it would be fun. So I will be startin the first contest on Sunday. What you can do is send me a private message and in the subject please put "WHERE IN THE WOLD IS MSMAINE". I would like to have all guess's before noon time. That would be 12pmEST on the day of hte contest. I will po

Do'n~ The Friday Dance
Hello & TGIF my fun Friday loving Fu's I hope this finds you with a fulfilling week behind you & a wicked, wild & wonderful weekend ahead! I still get 'happy feet' when Fridays roll around ... I guess from being drug to honky tonks in my youth ... till my teen years and the weekend dances ... Has effected my way of 'welcoming' the weekend even to this day. I did a BLOG about a year ago on the subject if you wanna read a 44 year olds outlook on "breaking down" or "bust'n a move" ... If I recall it was a funny piece (at lease it was FUN to write) *wink* So sorry to give you a TWO link blog, but I took todays "lighten up" and put a whole 'theme' with it here: YOU SHOULD SEE THIS but heres a small less impressive version below, I leave you with that as a make my exit: *departs doing his very best Saturday Night fever strut* L E T'S

Comment Bombing
Simple Mathmatics Too many bouncer checks and the elimination of the ability to speed bomb = No more comment bombing No more comment bombing = No more contests No more contests = A sudden and drastic decrease of Happy Hours, Blasts and gift VIP's being purchased I thought the idea was to provide the members with a fun, competitive and friendly place to call home, while at the same time encouraging donations which would provide the owners with the funds needed to run, maintain and improve the site? With all due respect, it is my suggestion that either the bouncer checks be eliminated, or just remove the comment feature altogether Bouncer checks for every action has gotten ridiculous. You can not rate, comment a pic, blog or bulletin without having to say hello to the bouncer. What fun is this? Not sure it will do any good, but repost this, add to it or ignore it, either way I really needed to vent

You're The One
You're The One by BlueWolf © You're the one I choose, To be with me forever. I feel so warm inside, Knowing we'll be together. You're the one I need, To always be there. When I'm feeling lonely, To show me that you care. You're the one I want, To hold me close to you. To always lay beside me, And whisper, I love you. You're the one I dream of, In my arms every night. I dream of holding you, Close to me real tight. You're the one I love, With all of my heart. My love is with you, Even when we're apart.......... ~~PLEASE RATE AND COMMENT THIS POEM~~

Wee Willie's Blowjob!
Wee Willie's Blowjob! Wee Willie was born with a hook in his penis, He grew up thinking this made him a genius! But his Pappy told him and his Mammie too, "That hook in your penis be the ruin of you!" Willie got older and turned to politics, But all he ever thought about was his dick! Willie worked real hard and made it to the top, But he forgot the warning from his old Pop! Monica Luwinsky was Willie's downfall, In the Oval Office Willie had it all! Then he got caught with Monica on her knees, He got a good blowjob but he wasn't pleased! Willie remembered after he was found out, What his old Pappy had been talkin' about! Willie thought Republicans were "Raisin' hob," To win the election using his blowjob! And the history has proved that this was true, George Bush took over power when all was through. Bush claims his war's about mass weapons and rights, But everyone knows it's just an oil fight. Bush wants all your votes so he can help the rich, Th

My Zodiac Sign
CANCER - The Beauty MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!

I Give Up............
First of all...I want to know where it says that a persons' blog cannot be private to their own eyes only? I wrote something in my own journal...for my eyes....and now I have a friend being pissy with me and saying I should not have posted it on Fubar. I give up trying to please everyone. I cannot even please myself really right now. I am trying to keep myself together.....and just seems no matter what I say or do someone takes it the wrong way. Why???? While I am at it....I am planning to hang out with my sis and niece this weekend and have a Lord of the Rings marathon since I have all 3 extended versions. So I will not be around on Fubar. I will be checking my yahoo email though. Anyone who wants....reach me at stitchglitchgoof@yahoo.com

Losing Your Heart
While sitting here listening to music I heard a Lionel Richie Song. It reminded me of Buster Hester. A guy I fell in love with when I was 15. I gave my heart away and I am not sure I ever got it back. I still wonder where he is. Thats normal. I never held his hand, kissed his lips. For years later this man sent me a letter and said he loved me. I was so happy. When I finally got to talk to him he told me he was getting married. I thought he was being funny and asked who. He named my cousin, but he didn't know we were cousins. I played along and after I got off the phone with him I thought about ending it all. I hurt so bad. I cried for days. In the dark of night I cried myself to sleep. No one knew the pain I was in. Then in my despear, I calledon God to take the pain away. That is the only way I am still here today. To this day I wonder where i would be if I had of told Buster that night on the church bus that I loved him? Would I be with him? I wonder if I had of fough

Down Raters...lol
I so need to bitch again..lmfao Ok so I can understand that everyone has different tastes and not everyone finds me as drop dead gorgeous as the men on my page..LMFAO JK JK JK...LMFAO I kill me.. Anyway, but I think that ppl should have to have a default pic to be albe to rate you. This person rated me a 2 or sumthin so I went to his page and he had no pics..LOL WTF So I said, if your gonna downrate at least have balls to post a pic. Then I rated him a 11. LMFAO My grammy says kill them whit kindness... Ok so Im dont bitchin. Just gout outta the hottub and my ass is feelin great. Have a great afternoon.. Peace..MsMaine PS..If you noticed that I have changed y locatin again today, I am playin this game called where is the world is MsMaine...Everyday I will change my location and if you guess the right one youll get 1000fu-buck. Ok I will post more info in a new blog. PEACE...MWAH

Chastity Weekend
well, it's a three and a half day weekend... so, I've decided to wear my chastity belt all weekend... that's right, no stroking, just being teased and unable to do much about it. this weekend will include a lot of being out and about getting the car worked on, a road trip from DC to Philly, and possibly a play date. so, it should be an interesting weekend of straining erections. wheeee... wish me luck. anyone want to join me and hold onto the key for me? -weg- saturday update: ok, so, when i'm not being directed by someone i have no will power. 8-(

I Hate The Library!
OMAGODDESS. I so need to get internet at home again. I can't leave comments. I can't even view profiles. It messes the library comps up. I can't do anything from this damn thing but check messages and post blahgs and repost bulletins. This sucks big time. I NEED REAL INTERNET!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRGGGHHHHHHHH

Nov 9th
Day of Remembrance for Queen Sigrid Friday November 9, 2007 All Day (This event repeats every year.) Location: Midgard Notes: Sigrid was offered marriage to Olaf Tryggvason, the Christianizer of Norway. The condition was that she give up the religion of her ancestors. She refused to do this, and Olaf ignobly slapped her across the face. She played a key role in his downfall to pay him back. Today, meditate on the glory of strong women who will not compromise on matters of honor.

The Mad Mixture Show In Ft Myers!
The Mad Mixture Show,one of the shows on Alliance Media Network, is doing a live remote from the Lani Kai Island Resort in Ft Myers Florida on New Years. 72 straight hours of partying, music, fun and games! For more info on attending this event, contact Wayne at opentalkradio@yahoo.com or Mike at misterslappy@yahoo.com. Also, check out the Mad Mixture show Monday - Friday at 8am ET on www.nowlive.com

62 Things To Do After Sex: A Practical Guide For Any Situation
1 - Go home. 2 - Call her a cab. 3 - Apologize. And explain how you almost never "finish" that quickly. 4 - Unlock the men's room door and get back to your desk. 5 - Pay the lady. 6 - Try to locate Maui on the map of Hawaii you just left on her stomach. 7 - Roll over and go to sleep. 8 - Take a shower. 9 - Compliment her on her dancing skills as she leaves for the main stage. 10 - Spoon. 11 - Ask her her name. 12 - Turn the video camera off. 13 - Make yourself a sandwich. 14 - Tell her to make you a sandwich. 15 - Two words: Sports. Center. 16 - Tip Mai Ling the extra $25. 17 - Change the sheets. 18 - Put the whip back in the freezer. 19 - Clean up the condom wrappers. 20 - Hang up the phone and put your credit card back in your wallet. 21 - Check for sores. 22 - Ask the waiter for the check. 23 - Take off the wig and fishnets. 24 - Return to your seats and pretend to enjoy the in-flight movie. 25 - Remove the bead

No Title
random thoughts to clear my brain: leaving behind and burning bridges...kind of the same thing I guess, but feels different. The TRUST is gone. Tried to forgive, cant forget. Its gone. PERSONAL things stay personal. No longer sharing. My wall is taller and thicker, wont be knocked down again. LETTING GO of the past, trying to move on into the future, taking one day at a time. WAITING. NO patience, waiting sucks. Need an OUTLET. Ready to go back to meditation and writing. JUMBLED up, not making sense THOUGHTS in my brain, need to clear it out. ALONE. FEAR of making the wrong decisions. NEED of a serious CHANGE in my life. Not sure who my REAL FRIENDS are anymore. Giving up on RELATIONSHIPS. They never work out for me anyway. MISSING the wrong people. LOVE for too many people who don't return the FEELING. Not sure how to PROCEED, just know I need to MOVE ON. Sorry if this doesn't make sense to the reader, but its the only way

Show Me Your Tits And Other Slanders Stuff
I get angry when I see someone take the time to upload a photo of themselves just to read some of the comments degarding you in some way. The number one being let me see your tits or in nicer terms your NSFW. I'm sorry but if your spending your entire time on here and you cant break too look at a freakin porn site then you have problem. Why must you hound somebody to oogle at a body part. Have you never seen boobies before( or if you play for the same filed a cock) I have nothing against nudity I in fact love tits but I'm not going to go out of my way to see them. If someone has them marked as private, respect them enough that is what they want, privacy some people on here have NSFW pics up by the ten folds and thats fine it's their choice go hagle them for a while they probbaly love to have people look since all you have to do is Fan them. I know a lot of guys might read this and I write to me how lame for not seeing a womans breast. Hey I can look at breasts when ever I want to and

Bed Sheets
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, w

Little Johnny
One day Little Johnny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Johnny's dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Johnny closed the door. After business was finished Dad went to check on little Johnny. He opened his bedroom door to find Grandma bent over the dresser and little Johnny going at it behind her. Dad yelled, 'Johnny, what the hell are you doing?!' Little Johnny replied, 'It's not so funny when its your mom is it?!'

This Is To Say Goodby To All My Friend At Fubar
I have had it with the internet service that only wants to work every now and them and alot of my friends have left fubar cause baby jesus and all the other staff like to fuck with it to much/It has been fun and going to miss u all

In Need Of That Level Ten For A Lonuge
I AM WANTING TO GE THIS 10TH LEVEL SO I CAN MAKE A LOUNGE FOR EVERYONE MANLY TEXANS I JUST THINK THERE SHOULD BE ONE FOR US WHY NOT HAVE A TEXAN MAKE ONE. BUT EVERYONE WOULD BE WELCOME.. THANK YOU ALL CAPTAIN CAVEEEEEEEEEEE MANNNNNNNNNN

Heros On Fubar (from The Bulletin Board) I Didnt Make This, Just Thought It Was Very Nice, Go Show Them All Sum Love :)
~My hero's folder(hero's on fubar) video please take the time to watch this~ Make video montages at www.OneTrueMedia.com ~ These are the hero's from the video please go show them some love for Veterans Day~ thelatinromeo77@ fubar Jesse RL husband to Hillary ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar soldierboy2007@ fubar armyssg@ fubar Soldier1977@ fubar Foxy

Ahhh, Le Amore! Side By Side
A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every day. One day, when he came to, he whispered, "You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?" "What, Dear?" she gently asked, smiling as her eyes began to fill with tears. "I think you're bad luck. Get the hell away from me."

And We Let The Music Sing.
sooooooooooooo last night [vince ur gunna love this] last night i was in the workshop doin my wood work. and i could here this voice. talkin to my gran,so being my curious self i walked out there and OMG this guy was sitting there,he was a splitting image of otis/charles manson,long hair/beard etc. and hes like hi. n im like hey hows it goin,he then tells me he's my dad's cousin Mark AHHHHHHHHHH i was like fuckin eh a long lost firefly relative lmao he was a hoot we yacked for hours. but yeh when i saw him im like dude rob zombie called he want otis' look back lol he even sounded like ole driftwood there haha wish i had a camera to show u all! so thats my story. oh yeh and i find myself falling in love with my sexy friend Cindy ;) love ya gurl.

Stupid Questions
Take this survey 1. The phone rings. What is your ring tone?..wow i can sex you 2. Did you go anywhere yesterday?..to work and class 3. Who was the last person you shared beds with?..kevin 4. Favorite drink?..long island 5. Does the person you like know that you like them?..YES THEY SURE DO 6. Last time you talked to your mom?..this morning 7. Where are you right now?..home 8. If you HAD to kiss the last person you kissed, would you?..yes 9. Favorite gadget in the kitchen?..stove 10. Favorite pie?..not a pie fan 11. How is your hair?..SHORT 12. Where's the last place you walked to? ..i walked the dog to the park and home 13. Last time you had a sleepover?..can i have the difinitive term of sleep over 14. Latest you stayed up in the past week?..all night writing a paper 15. What are you doing?..this stupid survey 16. Have you been in a car accident?...yes seems like every damn day 17. What is the last thing you said aloud?...love

Hubby Not As Fix It?
This man and woman got up for work one morning and the woman said, "Honey, the refrigerator needs fixing." The man said, "Do I look like the Maytag repair man?" Then she said, "The car also needs fixing." "Do I look like Mr. Goodwrench?" So the man went on to work, and when he finally got home, the woman said, "Oh I got the car and the refrigerator fixed. The man next door fixed them." The man said, "Well, how much did he charge?" "Well," she said, "He said I can either sleep with him or bake him a cake." "Did you bake him a cake?" "Do I look like Betty Crocker?"

Waiters At This Restaurant
I took some clients out to dinner last week, and I noticed a spoon in the shirt pocket of our waiter as he handed us the menus. It seemed a little odd, but I dismissed it as a random thing. Until our busboy came with water & tableware; he, too, sported a spoon in his breast- pocket. I looked around the room, and all the waiters, waitresses, busboys, etc. had spoons in their pockets. When our waiter returned to take our order, I just had to ask, "Why the spoons?" "Well," he explained, "our parent company recently hired some Andersen Consulting efficiency experts to review all our procedures, and after months of statistical analyses, they concluded that our patrons drop spoons on the floor 73% more often than any other utensil at a frequency of 3 spoons per hour per workstation. By preparing all our workers for this contingency in advance, we can cut our trips to the kitchen down and save time... nearly 1.5 extra man hours per shift." Just as he concluded, a "ch-ching" came from the

Warning This Is Long! Lol 1o1 Things To Do At Walmart
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Football; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!" 6. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 7. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 8. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 9. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy" 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". 12. Play wit

Facade
The way you look at me Makes me wonder what you see. Has my mask slipped, Paint begun to drip? Wating for the gasp This facade can't last. Holding tight to the ledge Forever dancing with the edge. One false move Will only prove What I see in me Is all there can be. Your smile makes me hide Die more inside. Studying my reflection, For signs of my infliction. I walk through the mirror Hoping the other side is clearer. Praying this is the place I can bare my face. That I can finally be Free. K

You Suck
can i just tell everyone..... PEOPLE FUCKIN SUCK!!! You do and do and do and do and do for them.... and they kick you square in your ass. i hope all of you sucky people are happy with yourselves.... Karma baby.... KKKKAAARRRRMMMAAAAAA!!! fuqrs!!!!

The Fool
Singer : Gilbert Montagné Song & Lyrics : Gilbert Montagné No, no don't let me play the fool Cause I really can't love you by the rules For my love is sweet and free No, no don't let me play the fool For this thing you ask oh it's so cruel Can't you see it isn't me What you ask of me is just to be your clown Someone you can lead about and show around Why make of our love a children's puppet show Can't I simply love you in the way I know What I ask of you is not to turn away Listen to the words that I am trying to say Our love could be a new adventure in the way I now Cause I love you love you love you love you No, no don't let me play the fool Cause I really can't love you by the rules For my love is sweet and free No, no don't let me play the fool For this thing you ask oh it's so cruel Can't you see it isn't me All I want from you is a little sympathy Try to understand who it would be for me All my hopes and dreams would now be bound and tied Any ho

Poem/thought
Go to sleep and forget my woe's wake up and can't feel my toe's My blood, my blood, flow's slow. My heart,my heart, it beats day by day, once agin ready to play. No where to play,here I stay. Alone once again with nothing but my thought's wondering when and if my heart will feel truelove once again. Many loves I've had in my past,but none that last. shame but true,I just don't know what to do. If it is meant to be, I know love will find me,and set me free.

Rage Against The Machine - The Ghost Of Tom Joad!
Man walks along the railroad track He's Goin' some place, there's no turnin' back The Highway Patrol chopper comin' up over the ridge Man sleeps by a campfire under the bridge The shelter line stretchin' around the corner Welcome to the New World Order Families sleepin' in their cars out in the Southwest No job, no home, no peace, no rest, NO REST! And The highway is alive tonight Nobody's foolin' nobody is to where it goes I'm sitting down here in the campfire light Searchin' for the Ghost of Tom Joad He pulls his prayer book out of a sleepin' bag The preacher lights up a butt and takes a drag He's waitin' for the time when the last shall be first and the first shall be last In a cardboard box 'neath the underpass With a one way ticket to the promised land With a hole in your belly and a gun in your hand Lookin' for a pillow of solid rock Bathin' in the cities' aqueducts And The highway is alive tonight Nobody's foolin' nobody is to where it goes I'm sittin

Nov 9th
Something is very strange the last 3 days i have been geeting less anything you name it. in the last 72 hours (its erie)then i would usuealy get in 2 hours on a normal day and i never had that many visits to begin with now its a ghost town here. i gues im not gone just forgoten boo hoo lol i'll do a buletin i wonder if anyone will look boo frigen hoo lmao any how who ever read this thanks for visiting and no im not sad or upset even a little in any way its just been a weird 3 days 1 day is a fluke 3 days and its a new begining =P ~Ancient1~ xxx

Show Her Love Please! Help Her Level
This girl is amazing I've known her for a few years. She got me onto this site and lookie... Im ahead of her! She wants to level and needs some help. She's beautiful inside and out and she will return the love! Go help her! NOW!!!! CLICK BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!! † G¥Þsy §oul †! ®©Eddie's Green Eyed Girl. Member of Virgos Lounge@ fubar

Some Heroes On Fubar :d
~My hero's folder(hero's on fubar) video please take the time to watch this~ Make video montages at www.OneTrueMedia.com ~ These are the hero's from the video please go show them some love for Veterans Day~ thelatinromeo77@ fubar Jesse RL husband to Hillary ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar soldierboy2007@ fubar armyssg@ fubar Soldier1977@ fubar Foxy

Flanders Fields
IN FLANDERS FIELDS the poppies blow Between the crosses row on row, That mark our place; and in the sky The larks, still bravely singing, fly Scarce heard amid the guns below. We are the Dead. Short days ago We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow, Loved and were loved, and now we lie In Flanders fields. Take up our quarrel with the foe: To you from failing hands we throw The torch; be yours to hold it high. If ye break faith with us who die We shall not sleep, though poppies grow In Flanders fields.

Let The World Wait
It’s too dark to see And I’m too lazy, lazy to reach for the light So I lie in the darkness And slip my hand, quietly And encircle your waist, trace it’s delicate outline And you stir, a smile playing softly On your lips, in the dying ebony In the fading darkness I hear you breath Gentle, against the morning air Like a whisper Of love and desire. So I stare at the ceiling And think of what has to be done But you draw near, unknowingly And search for me Your hand drifting, prodding amongst the linen So I give in, say the day can wait And slip quietly, once more Into your arms And run my fingers along your face Tucking a few strands behind your ear Tracing the outline of your eyelashes Now closed, In Angelic serenity. And I sigh, and smile to myself. The world can wait. Yes, the world can wait.

"hot Date In Alabama"
"Hot date in Alabama" A young Alabama man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist: 'I got a hot date tonight, an' I need mesome pertection. How much is a pack a' them rubbers gonna cost me?' The pharmacist responds: 'A three-pack of condoms is $4.99 with tax.' 'TACKS!' the shocked redneck says. 'Gawd a'mighty, don't they stay on by themselves?

The Counting Crows - A Long December
A long December and there's reason to believe Maybe this year will be better than the last I can't remember the last thing that you said as you were leaving Oh the days go by so fast And it's one more day up in the canyons And it's one more night in Hollywood If you think that I could be forgiven I wish you would (Na na na, etc. yeah) The smell of hospitals in winter And the feeling that it's all a lot of oysters, but no pearls All at once you look across a crowded room To see the way that light attaches to a girl And it's one more day up in the canyons And it's one more night in Hollywood If you think you might come to California I think you should (Na na na, etc. yeah) Drove up to Hillside Manor sometime after 2 a.m. And talked a little while about the year I guess the winter makes you laugh a little slower Makes you talk a little lower about the things you could not show her And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe Maybe this year

Testing The Waters .. Hehehe
So they hired a new kid here. Apparently he's uber religious; nothing wrong with that of course. my mother is uber religious and i can throw down biblically when i have too. lol. i looked at him and put in one of my screamo CDs and started putting stuff away. when i get aggrevated, i curse. A LOT. I started getting aggrevated and I let the cuss words fly. Between my screamo, cussing, and gargoyle on the top of my desk the kid turned pale. oh well. welcome to the company. Persia style. :D

Battery Operated
~Battery Operated~ Berated-elated, jaded, degraded- She waits patiently, basking in the red light- Her body a waste of art, her thoughts all torn apart Her stars aligned to face the south, her mouth a gaping hole- Lucifer screaming in her soul, begging to be released, for he cannot withstand such torture. She cries acid-like tears that crack the very foundation of her canvas. Her beauty…an anguished painting…colors running down and gathering around her pitiful existence. -A puddle of cruel rainbows in which she drowns- Battery operated and fading…a ticking time bomb. She implodes within. ~11/07~

People On This Site
I came on to this site to make friends. Because a friend said this site was cool. But guess what she was wrong!! This site has people that only care about how many points they can get, or I got lots of friends. I bet they don't even know over half the friends they have are even talk to them. So tell me if I'm right or wrong.

My Heros Folder(heros On Fubar) Video Please Take The Time To Watch This
~My hero's folder(hero's on fubar) video please take the time to watch this~ Make video montages at www.OneTrueMedia.com ~ These are the hero's from the video please go show them some love for Veterans Day~ thelatinromeo77@ fubar Jesse RL husband to Hillary ~GIT-R-DONE REBEL FAMILY BOMBSQUAD~@ fubar soldierboy2007@ fubar armyssg@ fubar Soldier1977@ fubar Foxy

Horrorscopes!!
Capricorns are in the middle of a huge growth phase. Both personally and with your career, things are on the move. Be careful that you don't miss opportunities to lift yourself into a higher category, especially when it concerns dealing with emotional baggage. When you consciously take another path when a familiar situation comes by, it will highlight that past lessons have been learned.

Shout Box Faux Pas
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS? I SWEAR! WHAT A FUCKING LOSER! --------------------------------------------- gqguy4u: wait now ur going to get piss and block me? ->gqguy4u: Someone as handsome as you should be better versed at romancing a woman.....Perhaps this shit works for some whores, but I am not one and you will never have me. gqguy4u: but id put money on the fact that i could and would get u naked and do u if i ever seen u in public im that good gqguy4u: lol im a oloser how is that u used to talk to me ->gqguy4u: YOU ARE A FUCKING LOSER AND NEED TO GET A LIFE. gqguy4u: older gqguy4u: i dont need work babe i fucked manny other chicks liek urself most of them i found them out and about when hubby is at work she will play with a younger guy ->gqguy4u: well, that's nice. but it will never happen. perhaps you should work on your tact. gqguy4u: damn id like to fuck the shit out of u ----------------------- A final note: This dumb fuck WAS a friend of m

Laugh? I Almost Started....
I was speaking to a friend on here and the topic of music cropped up, then it hit me... You ever get the sudden urge to hear a certain song? Like for example, i was listening to (I think) a track by Limp Bizkit on a friends radio stream, when I got the sudden urge to hear Me And My Shadow byt Sammy and Frank. A strange link im sure you'll agree, but stick with me on this one... Everyone has a song they favour more than others...whether it be when their stressed or just in from work, or need a song to pep them up a bit. You have to hear a certain song or artist to fit into your life at that precise time. The other day I was having a big blazing row with my wife and i got the urge to hear "Kelly Watched The Stars" by Air. If you know the song you'll probably think WTF? Dont ask me, i dont know why that song at that time, but I just had to listen to it. As it happens, the song was on my wifes PC so that idea went out the window as if I even looked at the PC at that time,

Brand New "sweeney Todd" Trailer
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com The first trailer for "Sweeney Todd" really impressed me, but this new international one turned out even better. There is no singing, just story, and we get to see Johnny Depp go from Benjamin Barker to Sweeney Todd, and witness the violence that comes with that. The movie, which is a musical, is of a wrongfully imprisoned barber (Depp) in Victorian England who sets out to seek revenge on the judge (Alan Rickman) who imprisoned him. Very recently, Paramount has asked director Tim Burton to make a few edits to the film, due to so much blood and gore in the footage that they have seen. With situations like this, we can expect to see an unrated version of the movie on DVD, which I'm looking forward to. "Sweeney Todd" is scheduled to hit theaters on December 21st. Link to Trailer: http://www.worstpreviews.com/trailer.php?id=531&item=1

A Kiss
stealing glances swallowing hard hands so clammy lips starting to quiver... quivering still as lips slowly getting nearer to each other... nearer... nearer... until tasting drops of heaven on puckered lips... hands on waist... traveling slowly... to different body parts so imaginable... blushing wildly, moaning softly as naughty thoughts parade on virgin minds everything starts with a kiss but they knew much much better.

When I'm Gone
WHEN I'M GONE [written by Brian Vander Ark] Another question Hangs in midair. There's an answer, I know it's out there. Will anyone be aware When confetti falls on my empty chair? Like a one, two punch, A surprise attack come at dawn. Will they miss me when I’m gone? Everyday, The search seems necessary. A final play, A desperate hail mary. There's so many things that I may have missed. I hope the answer is as simple as this. Will my friends be brave 'Till someone plays my favorite song? Will they miss me when I’m gone? Take a minute from their lives one by one, And remember everything I had done? And everything I’d been? Or will the world just spin on and on? Will they miss me when I’m gone?

Stoned:final Cut
Maddy walked into the storage room with her clip board witht he booze list she needed to check on...she really got into this work and was smiling because this is what she wanted to do..bartend and be a barmaid as well. She wrote names and how many of this and that were ..not noticing that Ron the janitor was eyeing her nice firn ass and thong she was wearing when she bent over. His heart began to race, and he began to sweat, taking his clean towel he wipedhis forehead and hands and tried to get back to work he kept imagining seein her in his bed asleep and him fucking her like crazy and her loving it! he decide to go into the kitchen and grab a glass of water abnd rest he couldnt get Maddy out of his mind, she was THAT hot to keep his heart pounding, those racy thoughts kept rtumbling in his mind, so he put his headphones on and turned on his radio and listened to some tunes. Maddy had finished her inventory and closed the storage room and walked into the cooler where the kegs wer

Loose Change: Final Cut Is Here
Loose Change: Final Cut Is Here ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Alex Jones Date: 09 Nov 2007, 09:56 Loose Change: Final Cut Is Here Loose Change: Final Cut has arrived. Two days ahead of the original schedule, the long awaited final version of the film that took the 9/11 truth movement mainstream is now available to buy on DVD. http://infowars.net/articles/november2007/091107LC.htmRE: Loose Change: Final Cut Is HereLoose Change: Final Cut Is Here

Bass Valve Overdrive
I wanna get a nice crisp, bright basstone with some overdrive to make it sound heavier. Valvetone pedals are fairly expensive and tube amps are VERY expensive(and I'm poor so can't afford to just buy new gear unless it's perfect). To those who know about them: are valvetones worth the price or can I actually get bass distortion which sounds good from a stomp box and a solid state amp? Trouble is my ultimate bass tone was too powerful for the mix with the guitar, but when I made it less powerful it sucked. So I nerfed my sound. Now I'm looking for the perfect distortion. I can't choose :(

Blocked Lol
I am amazed at how easy it is for some people to use the block button instead of talking out problems. I was surprised today to see that I had been blocked when I was the person who had been done wrong. I never blocked in return cuz there is no need. I am just surprised at how the ones to hit that the fastest are usually the ones in the wrong. LOL I guess you can never figure out human nature. Live Laugh Love and just get over it...I am

Life
WHERE EVER YOU GO , WHERE EVER YOU ARE , NO MATTER HOW FAR, YOU ARE IN MY HEART, YOU ARE IN MY MIND, ILL TAKE YOU WITH ME, THROUGH THE DEPTHS OF TIME, ILL WALK YOU THREW THE GOOD TIMES AND BAD YOU CAN LEAN ON ME WHEN YOU ARE SAD ILL OPEN MY DOOR WHENEVER YOUR COLD GIVE YOU A HUG SO YOU KNOW YOU ARE LOVED BE THERE FOR YOU WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS COMFORT YOU WHEN YOU HAVE WENT THREW HELL SHOW YOU THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN LIFE THAN THE ASSHOLES THAT BROKE YOUR HEART SO JUST KNOW YOU ALWAYS HAVE ME WHEN YOU ARE AT THE END OF THAT BROKEN ROAD CAUSE I AM YOUR FRIEND.. THIS IS FOR MY GIRL, CRYSTAL.. ILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU .. LOVE YOU GIRL

Cee-lo (gnarls Barkley) - Closet Freak * My Theme Song
Cee-Lo (Gnarls Barkley) - Closet Freak Yeah.. ooh.. You so freaky.. You so freaky shorty.. Ooh you so freaky.. Shit, you so freaky shorty.. Uh uh, you so freaky.. Ooh Lord, you so freaky.. Mmm uh, you so freaky shorty.. HAH HAH!! [ Cee-Lo ] Now everybody that's grown got skeleton bones they got hidden away Yes y'all there's a freak in us all, yet some choose not to say You can't let those who ain't yet, make you they lil' ball of clay Be free and express yourself, nastiness comes naturally Listen to me now It could be the way I wanna freak a song, tattoos, or the way I dress Or it could be; I wanna walk my way and refusin to follow the rest Or when people haven't been where you been and they say you still going too far Or when you wit ya girl and Pull over and fuck somethin in the back of the car [ Hook ] I'm a freak! A closet freak! A freak! Awwww a freak! [ Cee-Lo after each pause in hook ] I'm so excited, go on and say it Oh I'm a freak,

Tell Me Once Again...
Today’s the start of my new life.. I'm going to make it with you by my side.. I'll leave the past and the wrong behind.. Together we'll make it there's no doubt in my mind.. You came along and made things right.. Your love guided me like a ship on a stormy night.. My life was in darkness until you showed me the light.. With your hand in mine we’ll put up a fight.. No matter what those people say... (Chorus) Tell me once again.. That you're more than just a friend.. Say you'll never leave me.. That you really need me.. I say I want you more.. Will you open up your door.. You're all I've ever wanted.. You're all I'm asking for.. We'll never pass this way again... Please say this love will never end. Taking steps towards a life unknown.. Making changes for a love that's grown.. Far away from what we've both known.. Together we'll make it we're no longer alone.. (Chorus) ************************************* Inspired by someone special and a bit by

Help Me!!!
Okay, I started my christmas shopping last month and I pretty much have ideas for everyone, except my little sister. I need some good ideas people. She'll be 14 at the end of January, she's in Girl Scouts, does soccer and cheerleading and she goes to a private catholic school. She likes music a lot, like, little kiddie wanna be punk shit. She likes movies, but not books (Harry Potter). Oh yea, she's the baby of my family so she already has everything she can ever want. What should I get her???

Lucifer's Little Concubine
Sadly, the 'Lolita' in me was never indulged. I so badly wanted to be somebody's naughty little secret, but when I was eventually deflowered I was no longer of an age that would have made it scandalous. And he was not old enough to be my father. What a bore. Somewhere in me however, the little strumpet still spends many an hour devising the speech she should have performed to each of her prospective but, ultimately, unforthcoming lovers... "So, you don't want to be responsible for my downfall. You think I haven't fallen already? You don't know me at all do you? You think I'm some 'innocent young thing' who doesn't know what she's getting herself into. But I do know; that's why it appeals to me. I'm not looking for a sugar daddy who'll father me and be a mentor. I'm looking for a sinful tutor who'll ravage me and take me straight into hell. I'll find my own way back. I'm not scared of the dark. You don't want to indulge me because you think it will resu

Jus Wondering
is my heart something to play with? lately it seems like my heart is the latest toy to be played with and i am tired of being hurt over and over again. i am so ready to just give up on everything...i have nothing left to live for

Could We Meet?
I am asking all my female friends for a nice public meeting in a nice public restaurant where all we'd do is sit and talk, maybe drink soda. That's all I am asking for. So I am asking my old friends and my new friends. No sex will be involved, no going home, no anything you don't want to do. All I want is a public meeting so we can learn about each other and maybe sex can follow someday. But it doesn't have to. So reply to me the reasons why we can't meet in person? I've given more then full disclosure about me and what I like. I'm so lonely it's driving me crazy.

Blast.
If you happen to see my blast running rampid, can you screenshot it for me, please? It will take up half your screen, since that's obviously the cool thing to do now. Only running for 3 days, so I don't know if I'll be on that often to catch it =D

"underworld 3" Begins Filming In January
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com Full Story: http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=6329&count=0 The New Zealand film and video technicians' guild has posted a few projects that will take place in the area, with "Underworld 3" being on the list. According to the site, the new movie will shoot from January 2008 to March 2008 in Auckland, which matches director Len Wiseman's (Underworld, Underworld: Evolution) earlier comments, when he said that he is aiming to release the movie next year. In an earlier interview, Wiseman has confirmed that the film will be a prequel. "It will be the origin story and we find out things we didn't know about Lucian; he'll have a much bigger part in it," revealed Wiseman. "It will be about the creation [of the races] and what started the war. It will be a period piece. In terms of the writing, a lot of the writing has been done. We've been developing 'Underworld 3' for a while. I won't be directing 'Underworld 3'; I'm just going to be produ

Bashfull
· friend TaKe IT DeEp updated status: gone 2 work...yuk!!!! · johnboy26691 just checked you out! · Tha #1 Stunna rated your photo a '1'! · Tha #1 Stunna rated your photo a '1'! · Tha #1 Stunna rated you a '1'! · Tha #1 Stunna just checked you out! Look at what this fag did...... he has no picture on his profile, but he can downrate someone......... it must be some fuckin retard i shut down before such a big boy!!! To bad he cant show his face so everyone knows what a looser he is!!!

Interview:heath Ledger On The Joker
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com Full Story:http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=39038 The New York Times talked to Heath Ledger about playing The Joker in Warner Bros.' highly-anticipated The Dark Knight, opening in theaters on July 18, 2008. Here are clips from the interview: He is here in London filming the latest episode of the "Batman" franchise, "The Dark Knight." It is a physically and mentally draining role — his Joker is a "psychopathic, mass-murdering, schizophrenic clown with zero empathy" he said cheerfully — and, as often happens when he throws himself into a part, he is not sleeping much. "Last week I probably slept an average of two hours a night," he said. "I couldn't stop thinking. My body was exhausted, and my mind was still going." One night he took an Ambien, which failed to work. He took a second one and fell into a stupor, only to wake up an hour later, his mind still racing. Here too was his Joker diary, which he began compiling fou

Fancy A Double Entendre? Ill Give You One...
Well folks, the day has finally come I never thought would happen...yes, its that fantastic! Our passports came today! Which means we can finally go on honeymoon to spain in december. Ok so it'll probably be as cold over there as it will be here in Scotland, but it'll be an experience and the first time Ive been abroad. Im planning my next holiday already, although I think that'll be to Greensboro, North Carolina for a friends get-together. Which reminds me i need to find out about that. Is it just me or is my blog getting crap? Or did it start crap and maintain that level? I need to go away and think about it I guess...

Removing Non Returned Fans
ok here i go again. i have a rule. i fan you ...you returm the love. i see a few of my so called friends are making me a fan and then when i fan back you remove your fan. well today il correct that and the ones not returning or removed there fan will be removed from friends list. so if you forgot to return the same please do so . im going to take all fans back that dont do the same for me.

Twelve Animated Films In Oscar Race
http://SeXiVixxEN.flixster.com Full Story:http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=6521&count=0 Twelve movies are under consideration for the animated feature film Oscar category, meaning there will be three nominees for the category. Submitted features are: "Alvin and the Chipmunks," "Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters," "Bee Movie," "Beowulf," "Meet the Robinsons," "Persepolis," "Ratatouille," "Shrek the Third," "The Simpsons Movie," "Surf's Up," "Tekkonkinkreet" and "TMNT." "Chipmunks," "Beowulf" and "Persepolis" must still complete a portion of the qualifying rules to advance in the voting process. Of the 12, four are cel-animated: "Aqua Teen," "Persepolis," "Simpsons" and "Tekkonkinkreet." That's a big jump from last year, when there were only two cel pics. "Alvin" is a combo of live-action and CGI animation. The rest are CGI toons, with the exception of the performance-capture "Beowulf." Before the list was unveiled Thursday, the

Worm Back In The Hole
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole." The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. The boy then proceeds to put the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hair spray and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the boy another five dollars. The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars." The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your Grandma."

Sexual Taste In Me..
You whisper into my ear Sweet things that make me weak, Then you look into my eyes With your mysterious provocative gaze, Causing you to touch my skin To feel the burning of your flames, Caressing me with a love that is real, Then you kiss me... As I feel your wet eager lips Our hungry tongues indulging in their craving, To feel the poison... Of your blood boiling throughout your soul Sending electrify emotions Stimulating pure intoxication, As your hands flows over me; Touching every curve and every part of me... It seems I move my legs apart automatically, As you lift me on the mystical ride While my body you know I will guide, Just listen to our song Making love all night long, The flames of passion, desire and love Is taking control over us, You put your hands in my breast, As I feel a sensation so exciting, When you kiss my nipples with your eager lips Every time you do that, It gets more and more fulfilling Let me feel those sensations, As I feel yo

Misery Business
I'm in the business of misery, let's take it from the top She's got a body like an hourglass it's ticking like a clock It's a matter of time before we all run out... When I thought he was mine, she caught him by the mouth I waited eight long months She finally set him free I told him I can't lie, he was the only one for me Two weeks and we had caught on fire She's got it out for me, but I wear the biggest smile Whoa... I never meant to brag But I got him where I want him now Whoa... it was never my intention to brag To steal it all away from you now But God does it feel so good 'Cause I got him where I want him now And if you could then you know you would 'Cause God it just feels so... It just feels so good Second chances they don't ever matter, people never change Once a whore, you're nothing more, I'm sorry that'll never change And about forgiveness, we're both supposed to, have exchanged I'm sorry

Silverstein - My Heroine
hehe for the people that went to the show this weekend :D The drugs begin to peak A smile of joy arrives in me But sedation changes to panic and nausea And breath starts to shorten And heartbeats pound softer You won't try to save me You just want to hurt me And leave me desperate You taught my heart A sense I never knew I had I can't forget The times that I was lost and depressed from the awful truth How do you do it? You're my heroine You won't leave me alone Chisel my heart out of stone I give in everytime You taught my heart A sense I never knew I had I can't forget The times that I was lost and depressed from the awful truth How do you do it? You're my heroine I bet you laugh At the thought of me thinking for myself I bet you believe That I'm better off with you then someone else Your face arrives again A hope I had becomes surreal But under your covers More torture then pleasure And just past your lips There's more anger then laughte

I Need A Saw
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language. He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating. The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!". The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

Popping My Blog Cherry!
I need a stiff drink and a nap..... I have been running all over San Diego these days.lol I'm sleepy..yawn. So far so good this deployment.Aside from having to evac from the fires last month, things are going smooth.I think things will start to slow down a bit for us after the new year. And that puts us half way through this deployment. WOOT!! I woke up to a few pics from Hubby this morning...nothing naughty this year.lmao All photos have to be cleared through S1.(brats)lol (can be found in photos) He is doing pretty good. Not sleeping to well still but keeping busy. I'm getting his Xmas care package ready to send out to him very soon to make sure it gets there on time. Well, that's all I got for now. Hope your all doing well and have a great weekend. oxoxxo Dont forget to send a Happy Birthday to all the Marines out there. Cheers Devil Dog's!! OORAH!

Dadies Day -warning - Very Sad But True
Her hair was up in a pony tail, Her favorite dress tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, And she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, That she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, If she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; She knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates Of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, For her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, She tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school Eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees A dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, For everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, Anxious in their seats One by one the teacher called A student from the class. To introduce their daddy, As seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, Every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, For a man who w

Another Update
Well, almost 2 months in the sand, and it is interesting. Not that it is not fun, and I don't enjoy it, but there are things that make it interesting. The locals drive like maniacs. Luckily they are not shooting at us. The speed limit is 120, but yet everyone seems to drive about 180. That's KPH, not MPH. I enjoy my job, but miss life in the states. I have managed to keep my spirits up, and do wish that I could have a cold beer, but it's a no no. I miss being on FUBAR. The internet in my room is so slow, that and with PC problems, it is literally slower than dial-up, plus add in the latency, and you are looking at a true speed of about 2 kbps. Oh, and it lags out so often that it is impossible to get anything with pictures to load, let alone the ticker. I have gotten to do some high speed cool training. Competed in the NonCommissioned Officer of the Quarter Board. In a college class. Seen a whole bunch of colors of camels I did not know existed. Yes,

A True Pisces I Am..
THIS IS A READING FROM A SPIRITUAL FRIEND ON THE DAY I WAS BORN... LETS START BY SAYING THAT YOU ARE AN TRUE INDIVIDUAL, AND WOMAN WHO'S STANDS ON HER OWN. YOU ARE A LEADER WHO OPEN NEW PATHS OF EXPERIENCES FOR OTHERS TO FOLLOW WITH EASE. YOU ARE A ALPHA FEMALE WHO CAN ONLY RESPECT ANOTHER ALPHA MALE. YOU CAN GET BOSY AND VERY PERSONAL AT TIMES ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE TAKEN ON TOO MUCH OF THE LOAD. YOU LOVE YOUR FREEDOM AND YOU WON'T BE RULED OR CONTROLED BY NO ONE. YOU SEEK CHANGE AND FREEDOM, SO YOU WILL ALWAYS TRAVEL AND READY TO MEET NEW PEOPLE. BECAUSE NEW FACES AND PLACES STIMULATE YOUR POWERFUL MIND. YOU LOVE SEX AND THE FREEDOM SEX GIVES YOU TO EXPRESS ALL YOUR FIVE SENSES AT THE SAME TIME. BUT MOST MEN CAN'T HANDLE YOUR FREE ENERGY OR YOUR DESIRE. YOU ARE A FREAK FOR PASSION, AND THE EXPRESSION PLEASURE. YOU ARE A TRUE HUMANITARIAN WHO SEEK TO UNDERSTAND THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD AND THEIR CLUTURES. YOU ARTISTIC AND COULD BE A MASTER IN YOUR ARE FORM. YOUR HEART IS FULL OF I

I Need Some Advice
I have been seeing this guy for the last 4 months and then two weeks ago he started acting a bit strange and now I havent seen him in over a week. I don't cheat but I am interested in someone else and I dont know what to do. How can he be my man if he doesnt come to see me or reply to any of the messages that I text him? I really care about him but i dont feel that I should just let him string me along!! What should I do?? Help me out please!!!!!!!!!

Oklahoma
ok, soooo, how come people in oklahoma have to suck?? and in particular, the men??? the coolest men i've met have NOT lived here...and i know other women feel my pain, huh chastine?? stupid freaking oklahoma men. They're all gay (yes i'm serious), asshole, rednecks, or just plain stupid. Oh or really ugly. I'm not saying i'm like way gorgeous, and i don't have room to talk, but come on now. We all have our standards... teeth are an important thing, these oklahoma men, don't know what tooth brushes are... ok, yeah, i'm generalizing, i'm sure there are alot of amazing men in this state, and i know there are some hella sexy ones... aanndd they just wanna fuck me, cuz i have SLUT written on my forehead... lmao ok, anyways, just thought i'd put that out there... made lunch, next... NAPTIME!!! YAY!!! :) soo if you're bored, text me, cuz i assure you i'm bored, but will be layin down with the girls...

Nov. 9th 2007
Today I have an Interview, it's not much (the job) but it's money... Funny thing is, I am scared shitless, I mean its been a while since I've been in a interview, and the fact that I really need this job makes it worst. I havent a thing to wear so I have to head to mervin's when they open and try and find something nice,which I am probably the only girl in the world who hates shoping for cloths. :) In other news I finelly took the math part of the test last night for my G.E.D, yes I was a trubled dumb ass kid in my day so yes I did drop out off high school, and am now suffering because of it! hey I can't change the past so no need to get in to that right, anyways back to the G.E.D thing that is the 4th part so now I have one more, the Writting part... ( can anyone say yeepy ) anywho wish me luck. I wish I could right more but I really have to get going so L@t3R D@yZ!!!

Passion For Another.. (post Break Up Peice)
Passion for Another.. (Post Break Up Peice) By: Travis Smith 11-6-07 *sighs* Where do I begin? These past couple of months have some of the hardest times I've ever faced in my life.. Although I've taken care of most of my problems with school and other things. But here lately the more and more I get to sit and think about what happened between me and you, I just don't get where we went wrong if everything was apparently so right. I'm not the type of person to go around and beat a dead horse because it's not worth the time or effort.. I came to realize something and ironically it took a phone a call to realize what I want. See as I was talking to this person she had asked me what happened, and how things were. I didn't lie, I told her about all the good things, and that I'm honestly having a harder time with this than I thought. I know that not everyone can be made of steel because it's not in our nature to do such. We're supposed to think and feel and love and carry on.. Wel

Veteran's Day & Veteran's Day Observed
Sunday is Veteran's Day. On Monday, everyone gets a day off from work, banks arec losed, and most people will sleep in. I will not. I will get up at five and go for my run. Then I will call my Father around 6:30. I will say; "Thanks for serving Dad. Happy Veteran's Day." He'll say much the same back to me. I have about 20 of these calls to make, plus a few emails for those that are still active. In Seattle, there's no parade, no special recognition, as far as I know there's not even a John Wayne movie on TV this weekend. As a soldier I was shot at, cursed, spit on, written off, poisioned, relied upon, underestimated, tested, allowed to grow, and occasionally even thanked. As a veteran I've been cursed, spit on, threatened, ignored, and occasionally even thanked. I don't sleep much. I often don't get along with people. I have flashbacks and nightmares. I have PTSD and am a disabled veteran because of it. I'm pretty much ok with all of that, because I se

Love And Pain
Sometimes it amazes me that we can be rational in our minds but our hearts seem to be the ones in charge. I know he is not good for me anymore and that loving him hurts more each day but my heart just won't let me stay away.

Best Of..........class In Session!!
I'm doing you guys a favor, so pay attention here. This is for your own good. Well, that and your partner's. Trust me - she IS thinking these things, she's just afraid to tell you because you might get your wittle feewins huwt. Which is too bad for everybody, because sex really isn't that difficult, if you just talk to each other about what makes it good for each of you. So -- pay attention. 1. Stop talking so much during sex. I don't mean "oooh, baby" "God, that feels good," "Oh, yea," etc. I mean, sex is not the time for a running conversation. Don't ask, every other minute, "Is this right? What do you want me to do next? Do you like this? Do you like that? Do you like this? Do you like this? Am I doing this right? What do you want to do next? What do you want to do now? Do you like this? What do you want me to do next? Do you like it when I do this? Want me to [whatever]? Does that feel good to you? Am I doing this right? Do you want to [whatever]?" Are you seeing a patter

Anticipation Of Desire
Mouth so intense, with big full lips Lick it it soft, watch honey dew drips Fingertips dancing, softly up and down Tickles every nerve, desires become the clown Fancy me this and fancy me that Lick me, taste me, repeating format Hair like silk, smooth and glistening Smells like apples, so romantically inviting Saliva smooth, dripping from your mouth Tongue so teasing, running nicely south My aches, my pains, my inner fascination Heart beats fast, wild imagination Penetrated by fire, soothing as an ocean Love conquers all, rich in Anticipation of Desires

Farigan's Fantasies...a New Lounge
COME JOIN A NEW LOUNGE Fairigan's Fantasies Let Your Fantasy's Fly Click the pic below to join FAIRIGAN FANTASIES Looking for DJ's who want to have fun and other staff members...see Joy or Chel

Going Back To Va
Ill be going back to va like the first week on dec im so happy i finally get to leave here i do feel kinda bad fro everyone else left here but it is my time to come home ill let ya know once im back and all set up i will post a new blog

Cabin Fever
Tucked away far from all the cities madness Lies a cabin deep in the mountains away from all the sadness Surrounded by Oaks, Pines, and little Apple trees Fresh scent of nature fills our noses, it's for only us to seize Natures noises of birds chirping, and fresh creek running The cabin is simple and peaceful, absolutly stunning But the site I truly endure the most Is raising our glasses for a toast Talking with you, and listening the being just one on one Our love is so fantastic, for we have only just begun Your beauty is Gods work of art, a treasure for me to see We begin to snuggle close, letting our desires run so free The beauty of natures art, we perfect in our own way The artful love we made, the words of "I love You" we both say Your skin shows a glow, that only true lovers can only know The love and soft embraces, that only nature lets us show

Something To Keep Ya Occupied.....
I am not a hero For you I would bleed I don't have a halo I'd fight your demons until I ceased to breath I'm not bullet proof I'd take one for you My kryptonite is the truth It's the best that I can do Don't make me more than I am There is something you need to know I'm nothing more than a man I am not a hero

Broken Fences
When you decide to look deep inside You will see what you've been trying to hide Hurt, anger and much despair Lies and broken promises are hard to repair One good thing to always hold Getting forgiveness is rough, truth be told The hardest thing to bring back to life Is patching up hard feelings cut by a knife Remember to be cautious in mending fences Things took this long in coming to your senses Be strong, honest, and straight forward Most will forgive and lend a hand in reward Always look back on past mistakes Never repeat bad things for heavens sake Treat others how you want be treated Freindship is sacred and very much needed

Things Men Need To Know
Things Men Need to Know 1. The reason our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually CHANGE our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet bowl. 3. If we're watching football with you, it's not bonding. We're watching because of the butts. 4. If the truth hurts, ask us those ego-sensitive questions on your payday. 5. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie. 6. Don't fret if you find out that the postman delivers more than once a day. 7. Please don't drive when you're not driving. 8. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime. 9. Our bedtime headaches are inversely proportional to the number of baths that you take. 10. If you were really looking for an honest answer you wouldn't ask in bed. 11. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubberneck

Ensign: Why We Pray
All ye inhabitants of the world, and dwellers on the earth, see ye, when he lifteth up an ensign on the mountains; and when he bloweth a trumpet, hear ye. Isaiah 18:3 AN ENSIGN ON THE MOUNTAINS 9 November 2007 After our youth group met and played sardines (a reverse hide-and-seek where you find the person hiding and hide with them until everyone's scrunched like . . . sardines) in the church basement Wednesday night, we went around the group in a closing prayer. Most of the younger and older people there aren't great speakers --including yours truly. When it came to mentioning one thing they were thankful to God for, most were heartfelt and thoughtful, even though I'll admit some were surprising and silly to my ears. But nothing's too trivial or silly to God; He didn't send His Son Jesus to die for our sins by any degree of severity (it's not more important that He died and rose again so you could ask forgiveness for mu

Burning Desire
Burning Desire Burning desires Endless fires Passionate kiss Redhot lips Warm skin Let me in Gentle Stroke Fires stoked Sweet skin Let me begin Pulses elate Steam generates Knees knows Curled Toes Nails Clinching Back arching Power thrusts Blood rushes Juices flow Everglow

Many Thanks
I want to thank the many people who have had to put with me lately. I know I haven't been the best of company lately, and I really don't know why. There are lots of things that I think are contributing, but I think the main reason is the fact that most of my RL "friends" have seem to have forgotten me. So I'd like to take this time to thank all of you who have taken the time to listen to me vent, and I hope that I can do the same for you sometime.

Safe Sex
Rules for cyber sex -An explaination of the rules for successful cyber sex 1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex, please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc. are out of the room at the time, (preferably out of the house and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present or at a time when all your relatives are in attendance). It really gets difficult to explain the moaning and groaning, while the buzz of various "toys" can be heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as: sweatpants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or be used for a parachute, always tell your potential cyber partner you

November 9, 2007
OMG!!! I really need to listen to this horoscope. I have a decision to make that will affect someone else's life. I am so stressed out about making this decision because I don't know how things concerning this decision work. If I make the wrong decision, I will feel terrible and responsible for making someone else's life harder than it should be. For November 9,2007 There's too much at stake for you to make up your mind easily. It's a situation that calls for more information, but you may have a hard time tracking down the facts. Try to settle down and wait for clarity.

Happy Birthday!!
On November 10, 1775, Robert Mullan, the proprietor of the Tavern and son of Peggy Mullan, was commissioned by an act of Congress to raise the first two battalions of Marines, under the leadership of Samuel Nicholas, the first appointed Commandant of the Continental Marines. Nicholas's grandfather was also a member of the Tun Tavern Lodge of Free and Accepted Masons and it is this relationship between Mullan, Nicholas and the Tavern which has resulted in Tun Tavern being acknowledged as the birthplace of the United States Marine Corps. There are an estimated three million active and retired U.S. Marines worldwide who have been exposed in their military training to the historical significance of Tun Tavern. Each year on November 10th, around the world Marines toast the Marine's birthplace on the most significant date in the history of the Corps. All U.S. Marines are gung-ho. But, few can match the vision and total commitment of the famous 13th Commandant, Gen. John A. Lejeune. I

Harrassment Is For Sissies
It's lovely to know that grown people who act in an intelligent manner any other time will get on here and harrASS people who are minding their own business....to the "Dog" who came by and dropped the asinine comment on my page earlier...."STICK IT" ...and when you get enough balls to talk to me as an adult without the blocking BS....come see me,but really I must let you know that you aren't worth the effort of going to your page and leaving you a comment.....You have yourself a wonderful day now,ya hear....

General Writings
October 2007 Well it took me a while, but im back again. i just moved from harrisburg, to a little town up north called HALIFAX ) just this side of the Schuykill county line. its nice quiet & a great place to start over, which is what i needed after the first half of the year. To all my CHILDREN, i haven't forgotten you, even tho you may have me; but i have been working on some new photo albums (which will be up by the end of the month) and some new writings, (which will also be up by months end). i have also been working on a demo CD as well as an indipendant VIDEO production, so suffice to say i have been a busy little gal since i was last blogging. August 24, 2007 ODE TO MOTHERHOOD (parts 1,2 & 3) ODE TO MOTHERHOOD .. PART I - CHERISH THY MOTHER Last Friday, the 17th of August, my mother would have been 91 years old. Sadly she passed away in November of 1989, when I was 21. I lost a best friend when that happened, but something more profound was taking pl

Hi All
Just wanted everyone to know I am doing much better! I have been away for a couple of weeks...had to help a friend out with some house sitting. Since I have been gone, I decided to take a mini-vacation with my daughter. I will be back on Wednesday. Thanks to all my friends who wrote and left comments. I love each and everyone of you dearly!!! I look forward to chatting with ya'll Wednesday...Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend! Oh yeah, and to The One..you know who you are..Lots of Kisses!! Hugs to all..miss you lots!

The Creation Of A Vagina
THE CREATION OF A VAGINA Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, By using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, He threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt, He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt

Flyleaf - All Around Me
My hands are searching for you My arms are outstretched towards you I feel you on my fingertips My tongue dances behind my lips for you This fire rising through my being Burning I'm not used to seeing you I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing My hands float up above me And you whisper you love me And I begin to fade Into our secret place The music makes me sway The angels singing say we are alone with you I am alone and they are too with you I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing And so I cry The light is white And I see you I'm alive, I'm alive, I'm alive I can feel you all around me Thickening the air I'm breathing Holding on to what I'm feeling Savoring this heart that's healing Take my hand I give it to you Now

Today..
Today... is somewhat an ok day. I haven't cried in a few days... maybe I should. I try not to, but lord knows I want to. Broken hearts... do they ever really heal... in the beginning of a broken heart... it seems that the pain is never going to end. As time goes on.. it becomes a numbing sensation.. until there is nothing left. I am not sure if at that point, the heart is healed or hardened. THe pain stops. At this point, does the possibility to love again actually occur... or is the heart so broken.. that it will never love again? I am not sure how to talk to someone or what to say to someone. I never know what is right. Question is.. how can it be that a best friend... can break a heart without even knowing it and then once it is realized... expect you to stay a friend to them? It is the hardest feat to be a friend to a person that has broken my heart into a million pieces... without even trying or wanting to break it. I tear up.. but they never fall. I try to

Forbidden Lust!!!
Who gave Yourself to the death of the Cross to save sinners, look upon me, most lustful of all sinners .and I did love him with every inch of my flesh burning with his fingertips and the sound of his voice My body upon his made me feel angelic and his kisses; so seductive upon my neck to my lustful lips it started so easy as he held me tight against his frame but as the candle dimmed his breath hastened as he touched me my eyes shut tight with the biting of my lip tasting blood as he kissed his way above my heart the paleness of my ample breasts stained pinkish blush his tongue surrounding the stone buds as I whimpered softly hands all around my curves as if sculpting the glass of wine the scent of the vineyard arousing his cravings as the kisses dwelled down the slope of my midriff to a decadent yet mysterious valley candy raindrops softly reflecting off the folds as he explored taking into him that which I hold sacred and cherished and oh God did he touch with such

The Fifty Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex
THE FIFTY MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHEN HAVING SEX 1 Going straight for the naughty bits You've got to be sensitive to the fact that a woman is more likely to be irritated than aroused when a man dives for her breasts and vulva after a few minutes' perfunctory kissing. While you might get to feel the goods, you're not going to be invited back. 2 Not knowing how to kiss sensitively Passionate or sensitive, firm or gentle, good kissing is an art form which lubricates the wheels of sex and gets everyone in the mood for more intimacy. Learn how to kiss, and do it well. That doesn't mean sticking your tongue in her mouth and wiggling it around like you're trying to floss her teeth. 3 Being too rough when you touch her erogenous zones Men like a firmer touch than women, especially when it comes to our penises. So if you touch her clitoris with as much force as you apply to your penis when you masturbate, she's most likely to howl with pain - and then kick you out of bed. Remem

Is "he" Really Out There,somewhere?
My mind screamed out "Make love to me" My body screamed out "Make love to me" He did more than that Without a word Without a thought He touched, licked, kissed, nibbled, and sucked on places that my body thought had lost feeling Passion, Desire, Lust He knew just what I wanted > From the top of my head to the tip of my toes I shivered Cried out Then fainted The rush of sensation passed through my body It made all the tiny hairs stand up on end Just a touch and all of my feeling came back to me > From just his touch I fell asleep that night - peaceful Only to awake the next morning and realize that he was already gone Just a dream I don't know; but when he comes back we shall start all over again and again and again

Top 10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
Top Ten Reasons To Go To Work Naked... 1. Your boss is always yelling, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!" 2. Can take advantage of computer monitor radiation to work on your tan. 3. "I'd love to chip in, but I left my wallet in my pants." 4. To stop those creepy guys in Marketing from looking down your blouse. 5. You want to see if it's like the dream. 6. So that with a little help from Muzak you can add "Exotic Dancer" to your exaggerated resume. 7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep them. 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning. 10. No one steals your chair.

Nov 9th Bombing
~&hearts~Wicked Storm Crew~&hearts~ News for today, November 9th Please note the lounge is under the same guide lines as our crew...NO DRAMA, berating and cussing out other patrons will NOT be tolerated. This means YOU!!! It will get you booted from the lounge and possibly from the crew. Thanks you have a nice day! Tell your Friends!!! Our next bash will be Saturday night with our Hippie Daze Retro Party! Dress up your default pic in your best Bell Bottoms and Tie Dye! Be sure to brush up on your trivia for the time period too (late 60's/ early 70's) We will be having contests for both. Everyone is invited. The WSC lounge is open to the Fubar public except for specified meeting times. So let your friends know. Well Fubar has fixed the "glitch" No more bouncing the bouncer. If they just would stop the scripters! Scripters get more than thier allotted comments, bouncing the bouncer just speed up comment bombing did not help otherwise, but we shall see maybe it will

Freaky Poems
POEM # 1 Roses are red, Pickles are green I love your legs and whats between POEM # 2 Roses are red Grass is green Open your legs And i'll fuck you clean POEM # 3 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass POEM # 4 Im a cool girl, in a cool town it takes a real mother fucker to put me down POEM # 5 Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You belive its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldnt have happened If the rubber wouldnt have torn POEM # 6 Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. POEM # 7 Smoke a smoke Not a butt Fuck a virgin Not a slut. POEM # 8 Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in. POEM #9 Holy mother , full of grace Bless

Friends
sooo i went from 1100 to like 75... sooo that was fun... i know i deleted a few people i didn't mean to, soo add me back if you like. Anyways...at least now i can sort through my friends to send them emails and shit with out spending hours lol Well, it's about lunch time and i've gotta get on lunch for the girls, text me... love u all

Smoking Condoms
SMOKING CONDOMS Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: "What's that?" Lady 2: "A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet." Lady 1: "Where did you get it?" Lady 2: "You can get them at any drugstore." The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: "It doesn't matter as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

I'm Pissed.
I just lost $40 playing poker against a bunch of retards and a girl. A hot female desperately trying to be "one of the guys" was pretty cute and I popped a huge one in my pants. I was going to get up and get something to drink but that's way too embarrassing. Every guy knows what I'm talking about. Then it occured to me that bars could cut down on fights if they put viagra in their drinks. If a bar was full of men with boners, none of them would stand up to fight each other. They'd just be like, "What? Did you just call me a flaming ferret fucker? Hmm.. I disagree. Bye." It's weird how the sound "bare ass" is found in the word "embarrass" because 99% of the time when you have a bare ass, you're embarrassed. I could have easily made that stupid pun into an even stupider joke, but I thought I'd try giving it to you straight this time. Thank me later. Once I scrogged a girl with steel wool pubic hair. It was terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible and obnoxious. People are so obnoxio

I Can't Belive I Even Wasted My Time. Read Bottom To Top
For anyone that reads this...this may make me look like the bad guy, is he not in the wrong as well? Comment are greatly appreciated! (sorry for all the extra stuff headers and what not) Hide header Date: Fri, 09 Nov 2007 10:10:47 -0700 From: Size: 5 KB To: fu1313918@fubar.com Reply-To: Hmmm yeah that is what I thought. See maybe you should learn to talk to someone first, before you just start mouthing off. Not everyone is "like you" or thinks like you...obviously you have not figured that out. Just because someone grows up around "white people"( as you put it) does not mean that they have "forgotten" whatever it is that you seem to think that people forget. I am proud of who I am. I am a mother, educated, and self sufficient ... on top of that very happy with every aspect of my life. You have shown your ignorance and intollerance of the differences that we have in this world. Come on, we live in the world largest melting pot...or do you not know that.?? Yo

About The Haters Here On Fu!
Its funny how a site thats supposed to be set up for everybody to have a good time getting to know one another and socialize, can have so many people on here that get off on starting a bunch of bulls@#% on others peoples pages, inparticularly the "woman" on here, with people trying to tell them what they should and shouldn't have on their page or in their photo albums, when on some real rap all that is is jealousy and spite cause they either got turned down, rejected, hate all the attention someone else gets all that simple minded dumbs%&#*!!! They can monitor whats "NSFW" pics, but not monitor these simple ass haters on here that have some of the most beautiful and cool woman on the site wanting to delete their profiles, thats crazy!!!

Horny Superman
One sunny afternoon Superman was out flying around. Crime was slow that day, so he decided to go over to Spiderman's house. Supe: "Hey Spidey, let's go get a burger and a beer!". Spidey: "No can do, Supe. I've got a problem with my Web-shooter. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it". So Superman heads over to the Bat Cave to see what's up. Supe: "Hey, Batman! Let's go get a burger and a beer!". Batman: "Not today, my friend. My BatMobile is down and it must be fixed today. Can't fight crime tomorrow without it". Disgruntled, Superman takes to the air, cruising around the skies when he flies over a penthouse apartment. And what to his SuperVision does he see, but none other than WonderWoman, lying on the deck, spread-eagle, stark-naked! Supe gets a brilliant idea: "They've always said I'm faster than a speeding bullet and I've always wondered what she'd be like with all her Wonder Powers". So he zzoooooommms down and does her in a flash and is gone before anyone can notice. All of a sud

Show My Sweetie Some Luv
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Slowly Falling Out Of Love
What happened to romance and feeling true love? It has seemed to disappear along with the respect,intimacy and general aww of a relationship. We marry thinking that it will be that way the rest of our lives,however when it fades fast and nothing seems to make it all bounce back,what else is there left to do?

Why I Love My Friends....
I send Chris a text telling her that there is only one theater in this state doing Horrorfest. And it's one hour away. She pretends to pitch a fit. She sends me a text asking me if i want to go. I already had the directions printed. lol

Tired Of Spotlights.
No offence to all the lovely people who get on spotlight all the time, but not only have I seen the spotlight bid go up by like 3,000,000fubux in the last couple of months, but I always see the same faces up there. I cant even remember the last time I clicked on a spotlight profile because its not been someone I haven't already seen. I wish they'd limit how many spotlights you can have so that we'd see some new faces.

Little Boy Visits Whore House
A little boy about 10 years old was walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a whore house and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said, "No!" He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the do

Ugh.
I'm tired of getting lied to and let down. Seriously. Do people think it's okay to sit there and lie to your face? I happen to think otherwise. Guys, for the most part, are turing out to be the BIGGEST assholes ever! It's getting to be really old, and I'm tired of being alone and unhappy. Honestly. It's bullshit. Can someone please explain what's wrong with me?

Too Damn Funny
SING IT GIRLS!!! At first I was afraid, I was petrified. When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died! But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, that I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on... But there you are, another lie, I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry! I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans! Go on now - go! , Walk out the door, Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4! Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!? Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!! [Chorus] I will survive! I will survive! Cuz as long as I have batteries, My sex life's gonna thrive! I will always have good sex, With a handful of latex! I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey! It took all my self control not to laugh out loud, When I saw your little weiner standing tall an

Just A Thought
I am going to write and sell some custom stories for the members of my friends list here on Fubar. But it will cost you. For $25,000 Fu-bucks I will write a very long story that will include YOU and ME as the stars of the story. How do you pay me $25,000 Fu-bucks for your own story? Click on the FU-PAL button under my primary pic on my profile. Anyone interested?

Rattlesnake Go Go Boots
close your mind forget your hate drink until your numb falling down on your face smoke until your dumb lipstick collar for a dollar get a helping hand go home and wash for face ruler of the land slithering like a snake stepping on its tail a man wants everything takes him straight to hell hurry up and wash your face glitter and a smell in a chair assume your place it's your prison cell make your bed and sleep in it lay awake all night watching life pass you buy until Friday night slithering like a snake bringing it on home a man ruins everything he is in his hell

What Happened?
This blog will probably resonate more strongly to the 40= crowd but I think it speaks to everyone. And please don't think I'm saying I had to walk to school uphill both ways and wear shoes made from a bear I shot for breakfast, I'm not, but: something has changed in the basic core structure of american culture and I'm not talking about the war and I'm not talking just post 9/11. Growing up, small town upstate NY, there was a different sense of who we were as a people and as a nation. Threre was, for lack of a better word, a sense of optomism I'd say up until about 1978. If you remember, the economy fell, but we always knew it would get better, human/civil rights progressed slowly but steadily forward, we had protested a war and, for the first time, young people had not kept quiet and remained in the background. Music and the arts experienced a rennissance of a sort. Rents, even in NYC, were realistic and the average working family could buy a home on one person's paycheck. If th

No Responce From Me !
I haven't been on here to Yak with anyone for the last few weeks , Sorry bout that . I've been up against some extreme shit, long story short ,my youngest son was on trial for a car wreck & the courts found him guilty & sent him to prison ! I will never believe this wreck is all his fault , nor does the rest of our family believe this . In the mean time , I've had my oldest son back to the veterans hospital & we need to go back again.For now I'm just trying to stay focused & on track , Not an easy task. I have 2 wonderful boys that are now screwed up by the systems & hopefully some way I can help both of them, with all of this . I hope everyone is doing OK & I'm looking foward to Yakking with you all again. Take care ,Lakoda

Lulu
Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed. Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh Oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck' em dry!" The policeman fainted.

I Won't Say A Word
When I need you I Won't Say A Word When you're not there I Won't Say A Word When I look for you I Won't Say A Word And you're invisible I Won't Say A Word Or have stepped away I Won't Say A Word When you don't tell me you love me I Won't Say A Word When you won't say I'm special to you I Won't Say A Word When the loneliness makes me cry I Won't Say A Word When I am starving for your attention I Won't Say A Word When I fall into a well of depression I Won't Say A Word When I lose all hope I Won't Say A Word When I stop believing I am important to you at all I Won't Say A Word When I've given up and given in I Won't Say A Word When what could have been has faded to nothing I Won't Say A Word and if I decide to walk away forever I Won't Say A Word

Fuckin Kids
So as many of you know, or read first hand in my blogs, either here or on Myspace, I can be a bit of an asshole. I like to "poke the bear" at times as the phrase goes. So yesterday in a classic case of Kyz being Kyz, yes I can play off of manny ramierez its all good, I left a comment on a friends page of it being cuddle your teddy thursday and of course volunteered to be her teddy bear... and well in checking back today to leave a comment or two I saw someone decide to leave this on her page November 8, 2007 @ 8:41 am lol isn't that sweet? He's volunteering to be your teddy bear? Guess that means I really get to be the avenging angel now huh? *EVIL grin* Now i'm not giving out any handles here but if someone is smart and reads closely they may be able to figure out who said that about me and perhaps go show some "love" on my behalf. So I guess I'm back to being cyber threatened by some jackass who feels the need to drop hints about it on other people's pages.. wow guess mont

Poetry
I have little to offer unbroken, Perhaps only words unspoken. I give you my thoughts, Though long ago lost the plot. I give you my shell, I'll not need it in hell. I give you my mind, Though only a maze you'll find. I give you my soul, In life it was never whole. I give you my heart, Though already shattered apart. Yours though you never thought to ask, I am left with a final task... I give you my last breath, In life and love and death. K

What's Up With That?
Funny how sometimes the Horror-scope seems completely off base, and other times, well .... Your emotional state is pretty intense at the moment -- it may be a new romance, or some new issue that is getting you excited. Try not to worry too much about whether or not it's going to work out.

Man Law
MAN LAWS 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. (d) When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's c

Politics And Random Shit.
How do I feel about George Bush? I don't know. I don't really care. He's probably a douche bag, but oh well. I've never met him so I won't judge. However, I have met quite a few Americans and I can tell you that they suck. I hate the American people and always have. I hate our lies and bureaucracy and fat agnostic prostitutes. That's why I'm going to vote for Bush and move to Alaska the next day. Bush will get reelected and detroy the nation while I'm chilling up North, drinking Alaskan Ale, and scrogging hot Eskimo chicks. Michael Moore? He's cool, I guess. Fat, but funny. It's amazing how often fat people are funny. I suppose it's all they have to bring to the table. I have nothing against Michael Moore, but I would totally assassinate him if the Republican party paid me $2 million. Hell, I'd get pardoned by Bush and walk away clean with some cash and another notch on my katana. I don't have many views on politics. To be honest, I'm not quite sure what "politics" means. I reall

American Psycho
Ok, so i watched American Psycho (yea kinda late) but now I have no idea what it is about! I'm so confused. What the hell happened to him? Ok so can someone kindly explain it to me? without being a jerk? I'd really appreciate it :D *kisses*

Alone
Purity once had a name, And beauty once had a face. Life once had a meaning, And once I was safe. Once there was freedom, And once I could laugh. Happiness once was alive, And once I had another half. Once I shared her love, Once I was by her side, Once I felt I fitted, So quickly that died. Her grace so great, Her beauty so vast, All I ever wanted, Was for it to last. Fate maybe had another plan, Or maybe she had another love, But it all fell apart, The hand too big for the glove. Now it's all died away, Happiness, joy, love; all memories. Now I walk alone in this dark, dark world, With no light to guide my way.

Michigan Baby...
An Michigan fan is drinking in a New York bar, when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to a typical Michigan baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Michigan fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home, folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Michigan baby boy. Gonna be an Michigan football player." Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of "WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you the father of that typical Michigan baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth? Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So, how much does he weigh now?" The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a l

What In The Fuck??? Lol
angel_jose...: Hello there how are you doing today i hope all is well with you there,my name is angel i am still single and looking, am 30 year old i am from USA IN HOUSTON ,I am sending you this mail with the regards of your profile I viewed, immediately I read your profile , it sounds very incredible to my expection because you really smell like the man i have been hunting in the past of my life , ever since out my mother womb. which implies to me that we,re ment to be together. however , i propose for a strong relationship with you if you don,t mind cause through relatoinship we can get to know each other better, therfore I am a woman of my words . I am pretty, responsible , i dont like publicity , i rather prefer privacy , and I think you may be the one my heart desire , who love me for who i am not

Photo Update
Happy Friday ! I have added more photo's to my 'animals', 'funnies with kids' and 'mythical/magical' albums. Please stop by and show lotsa love. I've also added stuff to the pictures and joke sections of my stash. Have an awesome weekend. Love Lin xx

Not Again!
I got a phone call this morning from Visa asking for Peter. I had to have them call them back. Someone has used his Visa Debit card online and it wasn't him. They didn't get the card number from Peter being on the internet because he doesn't use it over the internet. It had to be someone writing his numbers down from some store he went to. This has happened to us 5 times this year between him, me and our daughter! It is just ridiculous how insecure places are with visa cards. They really need to get control over this. It is an inconvenience to us because now he is without a debit card for 2 weeks and a cost to the visa! Somehow I think that it is going to happen again, especially since it is that time of the season....buying time! I just really would like people to stop stealing for a living and go out and get a job! People are so lazy that they want everything for free. Kind of just makes me sick. ciao

The Lumberyard-tuesday Nite Come Join Us-
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Don't Vote!
Because it would be really funny if nobody voted. It would make my day if November second came around and not a single person showed up to cast their vote. Maybe a caveman would walk in and say, "I'm here to vote." But they didn't let him because he was a Beaner, gay, and Buddhist (it's cool, I'm allowed to say those things because I'm a Beaner, Buddhist, and my friend is gay). Then a white cow comes in and makes a cowpie on the floor. He's like, "Hey, this cow pie recipe calls for milk. Do you have some? Oh wait, I have some right here." Then the cow jerks off all over himself and the election guy goes home and porks his wife in the stinkbox. That's why I'm starting my own party. It's called the Down Party. See, if nobody voted, the Electoral College would elect a goose. Geese are so stupid. Why on earth would those bastards elect a goose as president? I don't understand their logic. That just shows you how corrupt the system is. Lately I've been pontificating about what coll

Laptop Issues
Well my laptop is staying on now. For a couple days earlier this week it would shut down every time I moved it, or if I was holding it, everytime I moved. Got quit irritating. It would go through the normal shutdoown, closing all the programs. After playing with it a bit I found a stop on the back I could press and it would shut down... and start up. So I changed the actions that happen when you press the power button to do nothing, and the laptop has not shut down since. Of course when I want to shut it down now I have to change it back. David broke a key on his laptop. Since Icould not tell what he had done with what he was saying over the phone, I took off a key too so I could see what was underneath. Damn little pieces... Took me 30 minutes or more just to put it back together. I need new glasses lol. and no Kandy I don't need bifocals lol. A That all happened earlier in the week and I am just getting around to blogging. Now if I could just get yahoo messenge

Short Story 1
The car pulled out onto the lonely stretch of I-54. The government had abandoned that slab of road along time ago. Now only desperate people and truckers used that route. There had been seven murders in the last two weeks on that road alone. Marek peered out through the windshield. "This will cut our time in half baby. I promise, we're safe." The Buick Century proceeded down the offramp and onto the road. Not a single soul was around. Marek and Laura had been traveling for days. They secretly hoped to elope in Vegas where Laura's mom couldn't reach them. She being all but 18 and Marek a rebellious 24 year old. The two of them knew it was love, but Laura's mom felt differently. The car proceeded without a hitch for about twenty minutes. The radio was playing a lonesome Hank Williams song and the hum of the tires against the road and lolled both into a comfortable haze. "Just think, a few more hours, and we will be Mr. and Mrs. Marek Tobins. No one can touch us t

Just Sitting Here Thinking
I have had the last day to deal with the passing of my best friend and it isn't getting any easier let me tell ya. He was one hell of a guy. He was always there no matter what. We never had an intimate relationship because from the very beginning we agreed we would just be friends and agreed sex would make that difficult. If you don't have a friend of the opposite sex that you've had that kind of friendship with you may not understand but if you have you will know where I'm coming from. He was there for my girls, being a single mom with 3 girls to raise without a mans influence is difficult but he always made me know he was that influence for them and he was. I have called him in the middle of the night when my teenage daughter climbed out the window for a boy and he was right there. He was always there when they had new boyfriends to let them know hey they don't have a dad but they have Uncle Steve and now that safety net is gone and its a hard pill to swallow I must say. People say w

Gourmet Chicken Pizza
Pizza gets a little style with chopped tomatoes replacing sauce, and the addition of ranch dressing and shredded chicken Prep Time: 15m Cook Time: 40m Ready in: 55m Yield: 1 pizza Ingredients 2 skinless, boneless chicken breast halves 1 (10 ounce) can refrigerated pizza crust 1/2 cup Ranch-style salad dressing 1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese 1 cup chopped tomatoes 1/4 cup chopped green onions Directions 1. Preheat oven to 425 degrees F (220 degrees C). Lightly grease a pizza pan or medium baking sheet. 2. Place chicken in a large skillet over medium-high heat. Cook until no longer pink, and juices run clear. Cool, then either shred or chop into small pieces. 3. Unroll dough, and press into the prepared pizza pan or baking sheet. Bake crust for 7 minutes in the preheated oven, or until it begins to turn golden brown. Remove from oven. 4. Spread ranch dressing over partially baked crust. Sprinkle on mozzarella cheese. Place

California Grilled Veggie Sandwich
For a smoky and sumptuous veggie-filled grilled sandwich, try this easy recipe. All it takes is some veggies, focaccia bread, lemon-mayonnaise dressing, and crumbled feta. Prep Time: 30m Cook Time: 20m Ready in: 50m Yield: 4 servings Ingredients 1/4 cup mayonnaise 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1/8 cup olive oil 1 cup sliced red bell peppers 1 small zucchini, sliced 1 red onion, sliced 1 small yellow squash, sliced 2 (4-x6-inch) focaccia bread pieces, split horizontally 1/2 cup crumbled feta cheese Directions 1. In a bowl, mix the mayonnaise, minced garlic, and lemon juice. Set aside in the refrigerator. 2. Preheat the grill for high heat. 3. Brush vegetables with olive oil on each side. Brush grate with oil. Place bell peppers and zucchini closest to the middle of the grill, and set onion and squash pieces around them. Cook for about 3 minutes, turn, and cook for another 3 minutes. The peppers may take a bit longer. Remove from grill,

Castoppo Punks!
Hater's On Tha Attack: I had to change my screen Name "BoneThugs420.com" and all links mentioning such, becuase sum HATER(s)! Claim it violated TOS, bout outside links. However, if it was a Music, Video, Comment or Layout Graphics & Image link's, and/or sum Adult Model's personal or professional website to view porn or vote on contest's. That's appearently OK! But, I'm not promotong porn, voting contest's, nor providing Music, Video, Comment, Layout, Graphic, Images. I'm out of line. This is what I do, This is my life! I am an internet promoter for Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. I am here to met people on a personal level & let them know what I do & am about. This is an Online BAR open to the public, NOT AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB! Don't you dictate my freedom of speech just cuz you don't like Bone Thugs-N-Harmony! Hater! IF YOU WANNA KNOW MORE, PM ME...

My Book
ok here is what i have finally decided to do. I have been writing for as long as i can remember. I have always wanted to publish my very own book of poetry. Well I have finally decided to stop talkin about it and just do it. SO i am currently gathering up everything i have written and also writting more stuff to add to the pot, and im gonna do it. so wish me luck!

*a Blog*
Well I've learned a lot this week. Specially some stuff about some people I thought were good people. I've gotten really naive lately. Really naive. I'm actually disappointed with myself. Sickened really. But at least I have my computer back thanx to the awesome Jenna.

Why Robin Should Rule The World
Ok, actually, that would suck... way too much shit involved there. Just sounded like a good title. :D Man, could you imagine that. Me controlling everything... (hmmm much different than now??) I seriously think we should create a city... where i own it... Not the mayor... OWN... like, OWN OWN. And then, everyone does as i say. Wouldn't that just kick ass?? Eh, I'd probably get too bored with that... I mean, yeah... thats just not something I could handle. Cuz if someone talked back, I'd have to kill them, and thats just messy... blood stains ya know?? SOOO, this morning I was sleeping peacefully when I heard "Fuck you motherfucker, I done (not dont)wanna hair YER shit" UUGGH and realized, welcome to hell... SO here's my idea.... Next time they start in on their shit while I'm sleeping, I'm walking out onto my patio, with my gun, and saying "Listen here you fuck tards, shut the fuck up, or I'll do it for you" Think it'll work?? OORR probably get my ass kicked.... I actually lo

Where's The Luv
Well first off, I'm really worried about coming off as a bitch here ( not my intent at all! )..but I just wanted to let everyone know that I'm sorting through my friends list. I really don't want to delete anyone, because there must have been something about me that interested you in the first place, or you wouldn't have requested my friendship, or accepted my request. But if it takes too much out of your day to slap a friendly.. hello, how are ya.. on my page once in a while..then you're only interested in one thing in my opinion. And that's only to hover and wait to see my NSFW pics that I post. Yes, I have "risque"..lol.. pics on my profile, but I only show what is seen on a beach, and really not even that much. But I agree with all men, that women are beautiful creatures, with beautiful bodies, and as long as you share it tastefully..it's all good ;) So anyway, if I take the time out of my day, to find a cool, pretty, funny or sexy comment graphic, ( I always send out a graphic

Need Help!
I've got 33,002 Points to go to leveling up to Ninja. If you can help me get a little bit closer, that'd be great. lol This is the first time I've asked for this for myself, I know it's tacky but, eh, I wanna level up, dammit! lol I'll repay any favors, if you rate me, I'll do the same for you. I'll rate your stash, pics, etc. Storm

Why Me?
So I was going to the bank and to mail a bill. Simple errand right??? Wrong! I forgot the bill at my desk, so I put my jacket down on a cart and go to get the bill. In the 5 seconds that took, one of our intern decided he needed that particular cart for something he was doing. He moved my jacket, but I had to chase him down to get the check I was depositing. Somewhere along the line the deposit slip got lost. I had to write up another deposit slip. So now I am going to be freaking out for a while wondering what happened to the original slip. Not a big deal expect its got my address and bank account number on it! So after the bank, I stop at Starbuck's because it was right there. Why in God's name is there a line at 11:00 in the morning?!?!?! I just hope the stupid post office doesn't lose the bill I mailed, but that would just be par for today.

Going To Burst!!
I am so tired of all the shit going on...cant people just get over themselves and let things go. Or just figure out that people are different and let it be. Damn, I do things differently than others and I dont shove my thoughts and beliefs down their throat. Get over yourself!!!

Where I Have Gone
Darkness surrounds me as I wander lost In the murkiness of lonliness of this world. The light that once was my guide, I seem to have lost, And I have found myself in a place That is worse than the flames of hell. I see you everyday and I look into those eyes The ones that let me see your soul Where I have gone, there seems there is no return. I long to hold you in my arms And wrap you in the place You once called safe. I yearn to whisper in your ears And feel your lips against mine. I see you as I wander lost in the place. I must find a way, I can't see you every day And not have you with me. Is this my hell? Have I been so wrong? To have my love ignored, to have me go unnoticed. A place where I have gone, I look into the light, but it burns my eyes, I have been cursed with knowing one so true Knowing one who I would love forever, And not being able to have you. Where I have gone, I must find a way out. I love, and you don't even know. Robert J Nye (20

Patience
1,2,1,2,3,4 [whistle] Shed a tear 'cause I'm missin' you I'm still alright to smile Girl, I think about you every day now Was a time when I wasn't sure But you set my mind at ease There is no doubt You're in my heart now Said, woman, take it slow It'll work itself out fine All we need is just a little patience Said, sugar, make it slow And we come together fine All we need is just a little patience (patience) Mm, yeah I sit here on the stairs 'Cause I'd rather be alone If I can't have you right now I'll wait, dear Sometimes I get so tense But I can't speed up the time But you know, love There's one more thing to consider Said, woman, take it slow And things will be just fine You and I'll just use a little patience Said, sugar, take the time 'Cause the lights are shining bright You and I've got what it takes To make it, We won't fake it, I'll never break it 'cause I can't take it [whistle] ...little patience, mm yeah, mm yeah need a little pat

Another One Bites The Dust
i find it funny when a cop dies and everyone is all upset about it. i mean the person chose that career and knew that one day they could be killed. there should be no memorial fund for them what so ever

November Rain
When I look into your eyes I can see a love restrained But darlin' when I hold you Don't you know I feel the same 'Cause nothin' lasts forever And we both know hearts can change And it's hard to hold a candle In the cold November rain We've been through this auch a long long time Just tryin' to kill the pain But lovers always come and lovers always go An no one's really sure who's lettin' go today Walking away If we could take the time to lay it on the line I could rest my head Just knowin' that you were mine All mine So if you want to love me then darlin' don't refrain Or I'll just end up walkin' In the cold November rain Do you need some time...on your own Do you need some time...all alone Everybody needs some time... on their own Don't you know you need some time...all alone I know it's hard to keep an open heart When even friends seem out to harm you But if you could heal a broken heart Wouldn't time be out to charm you Sometimes I need

Be Back On Monday
sku11dagg3r and i will be going out of town this weekend and we will be back monday so please leave love on both of our pages we will be going crazy without fubar please show love while we are gone thanx to all our friends skulldagger {Member of Blazin Hell Katz}@ fubar the1anastasia {member of blazn hell katz}@ fubar

Today On World Rock Radio
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Sweet Child O' Mine
She's got a smile that it seems to me Reminds me of childhood memories Where everything Was as fresh as the bright blue sky Now and then when I see her face She takes me away to that special place And if I'd stare too long I'd probably break down and cry Sweet child o' mine Sweet love of mine She's got eyes of the bluest skies As if they thought of rain I hate to look into those eyes And see an ounce of pain Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place Where as a child I'd hide And pray for the thunder And the rain To quietly pass me by Sweet child o' mine Sweet love of mine Where do we go Where do we go now Where do we go Sweet child o' mine

Demon Crew
AFTER FAMILY MEETING 11/8 IT WAS DECIDED WE SHOULD START LEVELING FAMILY , ITS SUGGESTED WE START AT LEAST NEEDED UPWARDS SO ONCE LEVELED PLEASE MOVE ONTO NEXT IN LIST ,, ALSO PLS IF POSS LET ME KNOW WHEN LEVELED, OR EVERY FEW DAYS POINTS NEEDED TO LEVEL SO THIS MAY BE AMENDED §í¢k & TWî$t€Ð ~~OF THE DEMON CREW~~@ fubar 717,909 NEEDED =(¥)=¢åtmån=(¥)=@ fubar 448,593 NEEDED ScOoTeR-(Hubby of Lori)-{Demon Crew member}@ fubar 367,753 NEEDED Brown Eyed Beauty~Demon Crew~@ fubar 343,774 NEEDED spazcx rl bf to doubled2 "Demon Crew" greanade launcher@ fubar 305,003 NEEDED MASTER Cain ~Demon Crew Co-Founder-Master to Blood Vixen~SkOoTeRz GoThIc GoDeSs@ fubar 293,201 NEEDED *~£ÎßÊ®Tÿ~* ♥ Demon Crew Recruiter♥@ fubar 274,636 NEEDED BLONDIE*Member of the DEMON CREW*@ fubar 256,971 NEEDED Marlbro Man Rebelgirl's R/L Husband~ Member of Demon Crew~@ fubar 254,735 NEEDED ~_~Ậshley ~_~ Crew Leader Of The Demon Crew ~_~

Bitch Copied My Fu Application!
LadyLoneWolf Member of Howling Wolves FU-WIFE of TIMBELL@ fubar This girl Jess whoever she is sure loves to copy and steal people things w/o asking so beware ppl she will steal your shit and copy shit w/o askin permission!

What Starts With F And Ends With K ?
What Starts with F and ends with K ? A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test. Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Harry: "9." Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Harry: "36." And so it went wi th every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know. The princ

Priceless!!! Lmao!!!
LIZARD BIRTHING If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below will have you laughing out LOUD! Overview: I had to take my son's lizard to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room. "He's just lying there looking sick," he told me. "I'm serious dad, can you help?" I put my best lizard-healer statement on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do. "Honey," I called, "come look at the lizard!" "Oh my! gosh," my wife diagnosed after a minute. "She's having babies." "What?" my son demanded. " But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!" I was equally outraged. "Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn't want them to reproduc

Drama & Stalker People!! Beware!
Ok this woman has severe issues and is to be avoided by everyone I care about PLEASE!! She has done nothing but stalk some of my family members here on fubar and treat them like crap. She has been asked, told, and threatened to stay away and she will not listen. She has been blocked and she just keeps changing her accounts and joining different fu families. Please she is a point whore and will just use your family and dump you at any given chance. Thank you and massive love to you all! Gina ~~Deliciously Evil~~Owner and co-founder of Raiders Royal Stealth Bombers~~@ fubar ~~Daniel~~RRSB~~@ fubar ~~Nick~~Raiders Royal Stealth Bombers@ fubar Reaper@ fubar Also Deliciously Evil uses Reaper as a fake account and to try and ruin my fu fun on here, also Daniel (my ex fu hubby uses that account to try and stalk me), so if I were you guys you don't want problems I suggest you block them asap. Just letting you know the heads up! Take care all. Have a great day! XOXO

88 Precepts
88 PRECEPTS By David Lane (P.O.W) “We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. Because the beauty of the White Aryan woman must not perish from the earth.” Before we start I would like to say that until the White race realizes that there is only one source from which we can ascertain lasting truths, there will never be peace or stability on this earth. In the immutable Laws of Nature are the keys to life, order, and understanding. The words of men, even those which some consider “inspired” are subject to the translations, vocabulary, additions, subtractions, and distortions of fallible mortals. Therefore, ever writing or influence, ancient or modern, must be strained through the test of conformity to Natural Law. The White Peoples of the earth must collectively understand that they are equally subject to the iron-hard Laws of Nature with every other creature of the Universe, or they will not secure peace, safety, nor even their existence. The world i

Biker Momma
A little old lady decides to join The Hell's Angels! One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, 'I want to join your club.' The guy is amused, and decides to humour her a bit, so he says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, 'Do you have a motorcycle?' The little old lady replies, 'Yep... my bike's parked over there,' and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, 'Do you drink?' The little old lady replies, 'Yep, like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table.' The biker then asks, 'Do you smoke?' The little old lady replies, 'Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting pool.' The biker is very impressed and asks, 'You sound like one bad Mama.Tell me, have you ever been pick

Little Ralphy!!!!
LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 1) A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Ralphy. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Then little RALPHY says, "I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?" The teacher, blushing a great deal, replie d, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone." To which Little RALPHY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on," but I like your thinking." LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH (Part 2) Little RALPHY returns from school and says he got an F in

Untitled
When I am around you I can never be blue Being with you makes me happy but can it continue; i don't know sadly you have alot to think about I don't want to make you pout when you do you are day when you do, i become sad I wish i could make things better everything does get better you never know when or how it could actually be right now I wish that I could see If there could ever be something between you and me I will always remember you I hope that you will always remember me.

Everyone Neeeds A Little Specialk
Im so in the typing mood this morning. I got a great night sleep and my ass is feelin much better. I just wanted to say THANKS to one of my friends on the FU. SpecialK is such a great friend he is always there for me wen i need to bitch, cry or laugh. Even when there is times that he says "I told you so" I dont get upset like I would from anyone else. He says it in such a way that makes me clam and happy. SpecialK has got such a sweet tone in his voice, he can calm me down with just a simple "Hello". So I just wanted to say thanks for being here when I need you. MsMaine

Poem To All Public Servants Givin By Cowgirl In Pink
AND YOU ARE MY HERO, AMERICA'S HERO... YOU ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST, PASSED THE ULTIMATE TEST, GRATEFULLY, WE THANK YOU, ALSO SAY, "GOD BLESS YOU," BECAUSE YOU'RE A HERO... AMERICA'S HERO. Firefighters are trained to save lives, No matter how hot the flames, They have to put all their fears aside. Police forces, always on the beat, No matter how bad they feel, They are trained to protect our streets. Paramedics, on call day and night, They work to ensure our health, They will not ever give up the fight. Search and rescue teams, dogs at their side, Going wherever they're needed, To find those lost or missing inside. Doctors, nurses, and medical teams, Working together, ease our pain, To make us healthy again, their dream AND YOU ARE MY HERO, AMERICA'S HERO... YOU ALWAYS DO YOUR BEST, PASSED THE ULTIMATE TEST, GRATEFULLY, WE THANK YOU, ALSO SAY, "GOD BLESS YOU," BECAUSE YOU'RE A HERO... AMERICA'S HERO *THANK YOU!!*

What Is Wrong
I want to die I want to die right now I want to die but I don't know how I feel like shit I look like hell I can't take it As you can tell I hurt real bad I could use some drugs I feel a little sad I could use some hugs There is so much depression I don't know why There is so much depression I just want to cry At times I feel like giving up I get only bad luck I want to throw up even though it will be yuck All my friends are dying by their own hands or cars Everyone is crying It is leaving deep scars I wish that it would end everything would be all right I just want to comprehend And dream that its a bad night Everything will be fine everything will be ok I will walk a thin line and tomorrow will begin another day Before I go to sleep I wish to say good bye I don't count the sheep I just shut my eye

Poeom I Wrote
The angel's in heaven are lucky today. since the good lord has taken the pain all away. now you can join them and spread your wings wide. your free up in heaven. shed not a tear and grieve not a day, for the angels have taken the pain away. We last saw your smile so bright and so grand while waiting for jesus to give you his hand. your body was weak but your spirit was strong the angels were with you to help you along. now your in heaven so happy and free. oh what a sight we would all love to see. you'll always be with us in spirit and mind. you were loving and gentle and so very kind. your life has been full and very complete. you had 5 lovely children, your one greatest treat we'll cherish the moments forever we had, you made us so happy when things made us sad. we always will love you, it's never goodbye only so long till we meet by and by. on the wings of an angel your spirit will soar youll always be missed till we meet again but never forgotten not now not then.

Update
Just lettin everyone know I am still here but i dont have internet right now so i will be on when i can hope everyone is doin good i love ya'll and miss ya'll i start a new job monday so i will be back as soon as i can Much Love

An Ode To Her
lmao... my confession to codependency... my greatest obstacle to being who i know i am a strong independent woman capable of anything and everything Its not all on you my love I would never wish that amount of pressure We work so hard just to make it survive one day we'll know happiness what it feels to be truly okay until then don't stop holding on trusting me being you my everything my motivation to be a better woman and i promise we'll make it Artist SiteMore Videos Music Video:RUNNING (by No Doubt)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

69,000 To Godfather..4 Happy Hours Coming Up!
Too those of you that get my bulletins i need some help on reposting. Not all levelers see our bulletins now. If you will repost and dont see my bulletin shout me and i link you too it!!! We have 4 back too back Happy Hours coming up .Hes got 69,000 to go. Lets help him get too GodFather.Stop by show some love and rate his pictures and stash. He has worked hard too get too Fu King lets top it today and make him a GodFather!!! -Rich-@ fubar This God Father pimp out is brought too you by Shadow Levelers!. We try and help everyone level up and get too GodFather! ¢¾BooBoo¢¾@ fubar

Couple In Toledo Looking For Fun :)
me and my wife are looking to meet some new people to have fun with if you know what we mean :) so if you are close to toledo or are in toledo pls drop us a line and we will get back to you don`t be shy trust me you will have fun :)

A Cynical Willyism For The Fuckin' Day 11/9/07
I heard, ain't investigated guy that told me been on the money so far, that there is a car that will double park itself! WTF? So when your car hits a dog, or squishes your neighbors Tom Cat under a tire, who's going to be sued? Toshiba or w/e made the fuckin' computer? Or will it be the fuckin' idiot behind the remote?

What's For Dinner Tonight Kidd-o's
Cajun-Style Pot Roast Ingredients: 1 boneless beef roast (2 to 3 pounds) 2 tablespoons Cajun seasoning 1 tablespoon olive oil 2 cans (10 ounces each)diced tomatoes and green chilies 1 medium sweet red pepper 3/4 cup chopped onion 1-1/2 cups chopped celery 1/4 cup quick-cooking tapioca 1-1/2 teaspoons minced garlic 1 teaspoon salt Hot Cooked Rice Directions: Cut roast in half; Sprinkle with Cajun seasoning In a large skillet brown roast in olive oil on all sides. Transfer to a 5-qt slow cooker. Combine the tomatoes , red pepper, celery, onion, garlic,salt, and tapioca pour over roast. Cover and cook on low for 6-8 hours or until meat is tender, slice and serve with rice Yields 6 servings or a very hungry man. Yummm-O

Please Check This Pic Out
hey all please check my gf's pick out and give it a vote, it don't even have anything to do with fubar, just thought this would b a place to get some friends help on the rating for her *wink* thanks in advance to those who do vote. Rate my photo, Click here

~*~wsc~*~ November 9th - Bombing And News~*~
~&hearts~Wicked Storm Crew~&hearts~ News for today, November 9th Please note the lounge is under the same guide lines as our crew...NO DRAMA, berating and cussing out other patrons will NOT be tolerated. This means YOU!!! It will get you booted from the lounge and possibly from the crew. Thanks you have a nice day! Tell your Friends!!! Our next bash will be Saturday night with our Hippie Daze Retro Party! Dress up your default pic in your best Bell Bottoms and Tie Dye! Be sure to brush up on your trivia for the time period too (late 60's/ early 70's) We will be having contests for both. Everyone is invited. The WSC lounge is open to the Fubar public except for specified meeting times. So let your friends know. Well Fubar has fixed the "glitch" No more bouncing the bouncer. If they just would stop the scripters! Scripters get more than thier allotted comments, bouncing the bouncer just speed up comment bombing did not help otherwise, but we shall see maybe it will

All About Cancers (june 22 Bday)
Cancer, the fourth sign of the zodiac, is a water sign, which signifies your highly emotional nature. Being under the sway of the element of water also makes you highly caring, generous and intuitive. You are highly evolved, even spiritual — the water signs are karmically developed and refined in spirit. Water is malleable and adaptable. You are very much like that. You adapt when you have to, but you much prefer to make changes on your own terms. Like water, you are soothing and nourishing too. Life-supporting energies are at the heart of your character. You will act as a support for many people — in your own family and beyond. Oscar-winning actress Kathy Bates is a dedicated patron, funding a Beverly Hills hospital for women recovering from cancer. Guess what her star sign is? You got it — Cancer! You are for the most part a person of feeling and sensation. Often you will ignore your own judgment and rationality, and someone’s else’s reasonable advice, in favour of how you

Crazy Rant
Ok so I am sitting here trying to do some of my college work and I notice that with the colder weather out side how many people just sit around and do nothing. I know that I should focus on my project so that I can pass this class but I really don't want to right now. All these papers are driving me nuts. With working and having a home I'm going crazy just trying to find time to do everything. I do have one thing to say I can't wait for the snow to start falling cause that would mean I get some time to relax and not have to do yard work. Alright I think I'm done bitching, thanks for reading.

Afroman - Because I Got High
(It's like I dont care about nothing man..... roll another blunt)All yea! wwwwwoooohhhhh !!!! Yea! Yea! Yea! I was gonna clean my room until I got high I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high My room is still messed up and I know why (Why man?) - because I got high (repeat 3X) I was gonna go to class before I got high I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high I am taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?) - because I got high (repeat 3X) (Go to the next one, Go to the next one, Go to the next one) I was gonna go to work but then I got high I just got a new promotion but I got high Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?) - because I got high (repeat 3X) I was gonna go to court before I got high I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high They took my whole paycheck and I know why (Why man?) - because I got high (repeat 3X) I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high I was gonna pull right over and sto

For November 9,2007
Daily Horoscope: Capricorn You've got more power than you may realize and now is the best time to exert it. Try not to step on too many toes -- you may need the people they're attached to at some later date! Your brain is a big help.

From Baz Luhrman's "everybody's Free"
Ladies and Gentlemen...wear sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now. Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are NOT as fat as you imagine. Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday. Do one thing every day that scares you.

Papelbon's Jig
Nora Guthrie was looking for artists to provide the music for some of her father Woody's unpublished lyrics that had been sitting in boxes for 30 years. So she took a tip from her teenage son and called a little known Irish-American punk band in the city. Without that call six years ago, Boston's World Series victory parade would have sounded a lot different, because closer Jonathan Papelbon might have been dancing to another tune. The Dropkick Murphys searched through Guthrie's lyrics and found one scribbled on a piece of yellow legal paper. Those words would become "I'm Shipping Up to Boston," the music behind Papelbon's now infamous jig and one of the most popular tunes off the soundtrack to "The Departed," the Oscar-winning, Boston-based mobster film. "They liked this little ditty, this four-line ditty, not one of Woody Guthrie's greatest lyrics, but it had the word Boston in it," Nora Guthrie said. "They took it and created this masterpiece." "Out of nowhere, we're get

Me! Cancer
MyHotCommentsCANCER MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments MyHotComments Traditional Cancer Traits Emotional and loving Intuitive and imaginative Shrewd and cautious Protective and sympathetic On the dark side.... Changeable and moody Overemotional and touchy Clinging and unable to let go LIKES Hobbies Romance Children Home and Country Parties DISLIKES Aggravating situations Failure Opposition Being told what to do ;) Advice (good or bad)

Divorce Vs Murder
DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide" The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

To All My Awesome Friends Yet Again!!!
My beautiful dark friend Dark Queen has bought a Happy Hour tonight 8:00 pm est time. So for all of those you are online tonight let's burn it up!!!! She's one of my coolest friends!! I know I will be officially drinking my wine tonight celebrating great friends and contest over, lmao!! Bloody kisses to you all!! btw if you want to stop by and see this beauty here is her link!!! MINA!!!

Dropkick Murphys' Blood-and-blarney Hits Paydirt
Looking back, Ken Casey wonders if he was out of his mind. A decade ago, the Dropkick Murphys bassist-singer found himself with a major life decision to make. Having just tied the knot, the Boston-born-and-bred musician announced to his bride's family that he was quitting his day job to devote his life to the band he'd just started. Clearly not lacking for balls, the next thing on his list was asking his father-in-law if he could move in. "You think he would have given me a slap in the head," Casey says, on the line from the home of the 2007 World Series champions. "Like 'Kid, you just married my daughter, and you quit your job to start a punk band?' But he was good enough to let me follow my dreams, and so was my wife." What might have made things easier for all involved was that, right from the beginning, the bassist had a suspicion that he was destined for something greater than community halls and grimy hardcore bars. "In the early days, when we were playing to 200 punk ro

Help
I have known this guy for 8 years and have worked with him for 4 of those in the beginning! I liked this guy back then and he was a little bigger then, however he had a girlfriend and I kind of knew her so did nothing about it. We lost touch for a few years and have just recently started seeing each other again as he comes into the club I work at> I stupidly told him last week (when I was drunk) that I had fancied like mad back then and still do! He couldn’t believe it as he thought he was not attractive because he was a little bigger (he has lost some weight now and still he is attractive to me. He responded by saying that he has liked me for that long and only wishes I had said something sooner as he is now married to someone else (not the girl knew)! He has confessed that he is not happy in his marriage. Nothing has happened between use and nothing has ever been started! What should I do! We get along great and are clearly attracted to each other! It is a bit o

I'm Home :d
Well I'm home with lots of equipment to help me toooooooooooooo much equipment lol but hopefully will be able to get rid of some of it soon. Dr. says I will be in pain for awhile as well as swollen for quite awhile. Have also been running a fever, so am hoping that's nothing serious. Hubby will be home later today thru sometime on Sun. so will have a little more help around here. Prayers are still needed so would appreciate any you can say. Thank you all. Blessed Be

What's Happened
As I look into the mirror All shattered and stained I am filled with terror And over come with pain What have I done it is the worst Nothing was won As I'm carried off int he hersch My friends wonder why Why I left this place I can see them from the sky I can still see their face The barrel was cold The end was quick I wanted to grow old The last I heard was a click The bullet went through right through my head all I really knew was that I was dead

Outline Of Skan Tribe Rules
Members-- Each member has a place and a job to do as a part of this family. A. Help the family in anyway they can. B. If a Family member is in a contest they need to help out in some way. C. Read ALL Bulletins and Blogs on the homepage, Reck's page, Cha0tic Drag0n's page, or Cherie's page. D. Keeping the Family DRAMA FREE. The family has a 0 % tolerance to drama. E. The members must wear the family name at all times. F. The members must be members of the lounge. G. The Higher rank members must have an OPEN DOOR policy. H. The new members will go through a Trial period. I. The Higher ranks have the right to remove you from the family. Section A. Help the family in anyway they can. If you see a member that is getting ready to level up go and help them level, but if they are on level 10 and they have no salute don't bother helping them until they add a salute. Section B. If a Family member is in a contest they need to help out. I know that some of

Meatloaf
one cool trick you can play with another guys cell phone is call a wrong number then give it back to him and i did that last night to dave. then when the person called him back he just looked at me stupid like. dave needs a sence of humor.

Poem Of The Day:
Poem of the day: I AM Lost I am lost without you I don't know which way to go. My world is upside down My heart has been ripped from it's soul. You are the light That guides me through it all. You are the love Without you I only fall. You complete me My heart for you does yearn I am truly lost without you I don't know which way to turn. Max M. Power Love is a wonderful thing. It is so vast that God gave us four different ways to love, friendship, sexual, family, and all inclusive. God loves us and we too love others around us. Life is too short to be mad. Since we all love someone in our lives in one way or another, tell that someone that you love them, you never know what tomorrow may bring and despite what we think, none of us are real mind readers. Take the chance today that you MIGHT not get tomorrow. Max

You'll Never Know
I won't let you. know how fragile sensitive I am. I won't tell you my history right away. you don't care yet anyway. You will never see how much i heave in pain. after walking away. from you. with a smile I may not have the answers. what u need ever you're looking for. But I'm not fake. real. just me. human. I know my weaknesses can cause you pain. drive you crazy. push you away. There is an answer. a way for us to escape. find our peace. serenity. How hard are you willing to look before we go mad? Because I could die in your arms tonight. lol Artist SiteMore Videos

Rock Star
i'm through with standing in line for clubs i'll never get in its like the bottom of the ninth and i'm never going to win life hasn't turned out quite the way i wanted it to be i wanna brand new house on a episode of cribsand a bathroom i can play baseball in and a king size tub big enough for 10 plus me i need a credit card with no limit and a big black gym with a bedroom in join the mile high club at 37,000 feet i want a new tour bus full of old guitars my star on hollywood boulevard somewhere between cher and james dean is fine with me i'm going to trade this life for fortune and fame i'm going to cut my hair and change my name cos we all just wanna be big rock stars the girls come easy and the drugs for cheap i'll stay skinny cos i just won't eat and we'll hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie stars evry good gold digger will end up there every playboy bunny with her bleached blonde hair, hey hey i wanna be a rock star i wanna be great like elvis but

My Love Awaits
Driving home from work tonight, my thoughts are on a hot shower and my warm bed. As I pull into the driveway, I see your car parked there, and know that I won't get either one for a while. As I start up the walk, you open the door and smile at me, watching me as I stroll toward you. I step to you and you put your arms around me, kissing my soft lips as you welcome me home. As I turn to remove my coat, you push me against the door, slamming it shut on the outside world. My arms pinned by my coat, all I can do is moan your name as your lips and hands assault my senses. I finally struggle out of my jacket, my hands moving up to run through your hair as you gently nip my neck with your teeth. All I can do is lean back and let you have control of my senses, my body, and my soul. They are all yours for the taking as you rip my shirt open, buttons flying, exposing my breasts encased in a black satin bra. You lift your head and smile at me, letting me see the evil thoughts running throug

Thank God!!!!!!! Tomorrow Its Done!!!
I JUST TALKED TO MARK WHO IS GIVING THE TATTOO CONTEST AND THANK THE LORD IT ENDS SATURDAY NIGHT AT 7:00. HE MESSED UP, WANTED IT TO GO UNTIL SUNDAY BUT THE FOLDER SAYS 11-10 SO I CALLED HIM UP AND HE IS OFFICIALLY CLOSING THE FOLDERS AT 7 PM SATURDAY NIGHT. THEN I CAN FOCUS ON MY FRIENDS ON HERE AND NOT BE SO STRESSED, LOL!!!!! dAMN!!!!!!!!I PROMISE TO NEVER DO THIS AGAIN!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SOOO MUCH EVERYONE FOR ALL THAT YOU HAVE DONE:) LOVE TO YOU ALL AND IM HAPPY AS HELL NOW!!!!!!!! BLOODY JUMPING FOR JOY!!!! MINA

11/9/2007
Your sweetheart or spouse isn't telling you something that is bothering them or that they want to change. You may not be able to hear it directly, so read between the lines and do your best to get at it. well okie doke

I Am Wondering Why Love Hurts.
why is it that the person u are in love with hurts you so bad. The man i thought that loved me just asked me today. If i still want him in my life or do i just want him as a friend. I hate feeling that he doesn't want me anymore.

When I Think Of You....all I Want To Do >>
When I think of You ; all I want to do ..is lay back in your arms.. and think of all you have done. when I think of you im never feeling blue , I just want to kiss you , hold you from now on. Laying herewith you o so tight.. holding ya thru the night ..> this is just a beatiful site; when I think of you .. Im never feeling blue . your my baby and im your love... when we are apart ...your all im thinking of. never feeling blue ..when I think of you. Longing to .. to see you from now on ...wanting to tell you... your all ill ever want . When I think of you.. im always wanting too. but we are apart... for reasons we knew from the start . So when I think of you.. your tenderly across my heart... and ill never be blue ...long as I have you... baby dont you now... your all Ill ever want when I think of you. diana

For All You Yankees Fans! :p Go Sox!
I work for an architectural millwork shop. We provide cabinetry and finished woodwork to projects. Usually commercial projects. Well we just got awarded some work on the new New York Yankees stadium. Now I love my Red Sox, but I think it is pretty neat and an honor to be able to contribute to a major league stadium! Every time I see it I will know I had a hand in it! lol

Truth Or Dare
PLAY TRUTH/DARE (& be honest) I dare you to tell me the truth: Four things you want to know about me: 01. 02. 03. 04. Three things you like about me: 01. 02. 03. Two things you don't like about me: 01. 02. My best feature: 01. Two things you want to do with me: 01. 02. One word that describe me: 01. One question for me: 01. repost this see how many people do this to you Just copy and send to me...

Flabby!!
WHO CARES HOW OLD YOU ARE, LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST... "Life's Journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting, 'Holy shit .... What a Ride!!'"

Worked Late Again
You've had to work late again and slip into the bedroom quietly trying not to wake me. I'm not asleep just pretending to be. You go into the bathroom and turn on the light, I watch as you open the shower and turn on the hot water then start to undress. I watch like a voyeur, I love your body; you adjust the cold and hot water then slip into the shower. I lay there listening and watching as the bathroom fills with steam, waiting for you to finish your shower and come to bed. I'm watching when you get out and start to dry off ,wrapping a towel around your waist, that just makes you look even more sexy, you towel dry your hair, flip off the light and come to bed. You ease in ,so thoughtful still trying not to wake me. Once you're settled your back is to me, I slip close up behind you and slide my arm around your waist and snuggle as close as I can. You place your hand and arm over mine" I'm sorry I didn't mean to wake you" "You didn't I've been waiting for you" I say and press harder aga

The Right To Choose...our Thoughts..
Freedom You can notice your thoughts, use them, learn from them, and find value in them. Yet you do not have to let them hold you back. You can experience your feelings, explore their depths and find richness in them. Yet you do not have to let them stop you in any way. You are free to act, free to think, free to love, free to move in the direction of whatever you choose. Nothing outside of you or inside of you can take that freedom away unless you let it. When you find yourself building limitations in your mind, know that you have the power and ability to allow those limitations to dissolve completely away. When you feel yourself creating resistance, understand that you can just as easily release that resistance. You are free at any time to take something toward which you've felt negative and turn it into a positive influence in your life. You are free to change, to grow, to learn and to create. When you feel stuck, let that feeling be, and then you can just as easily let

Time To Place
Today I am taking my placement exams for college. As some of you may or may not know, I am going back to get a degree in criminal justice. Yes I want to become a police officer. So today I will be taking the math and English placement. I may be a little rusty and tried to study. We'll see how it goes! Wish me luck!

This Is Actually On Literotica.com
The Washer by dispatcher1028© You are working in a high-rise office on the 22nd floor. The windows are being cleaned and you noticed one of the guys downstairs and he was kinda cute. You both make eye contact and you notice he had a nice smile. You are hoping he will make a first move. You have been anticipating the arrival of the window washers outside your window for hours, when suddenly you see the scaffolding dropping. You look up and see the guy is the only one on the scaffolding. It is then that you formulate your plan. You get up and lock your office door. Then you sit at your desk and open the buttons on your shirt until you are sure he can see inside of it. You casually walk over to your filing cabinets, feeling his eyes on your every move. You bend over to reach the bottom drawer, knowing he is looking at your cleavage. When you look up, he quickly turns away. You smile and get ready for round two. As you sit down at your desk, you raise your skirt, so your thi

Chimp Bush Is A Fucking Waffle Like All The Rest
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071109/ap_on_re_as/pakistan Bhutto under house arrest in Pakistan By ZARAR KHAN, Associated Press Writer 14 minutes ago Pakistani police placed opposition leader Benazir Bhutto under house arrest Friday, uncoiling barbed wire in front of her Islamabad villa, and reportedly rounding up thousands of her supporters to block a mass protest against emergency rule. The White House called for Bhutto's release, saying it was "crucial for Pakistan's future that moderate political forces work together to bring Pakistan back on the path to democracy." A government spokesman promised she would be free by Saturday. On Friday, Bhutto twice tried to leave in her car, telling police: "Do not raise hands on women. You are Muslims. This is un-Islamic." They responded by blocking her way with an armored vehicle. The former prime minister had planned to defy a ban on public gatherings and address a rally in nearby Rawalpindi, where police used tear gas an

Boyfriend/girlfriend Application
1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Are you a virgin? HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talk junk about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)? 17.Do you think I'm hot? 18. If you could change anything about me -would you? 19.Would you die for me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? 21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 22. what do you rate me outta 1-10(10 being best)

Remembering Why By Cowgirl In Pink Please Read The Bottom For A Very Special Poem To All
FIRST AND FOREMOST I'D LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO SAY THAT I THINK THE FIREFIGHTERS HALL AND THE GUNS N HOSES LOUNGES ARE BOTH GREAT PLACES TO HANG OUT AND THEY BOTH STAND FOR SOMETHING GREAT THEY BOTH STAND FOR OUR TRUE AMERICAN HEROES AND YET THE LOUNGES FEUD WHY? IS IT NOT THE POINT OF HAVING A PLACE AT THE END OF THE DAY TO GO TALK ABOUT YOUR DAY OR NIGHT WHETHER YOU JUST CAME HOME FROM FIGHTING A FIRE, OR COMING HOME AFTER SAVING ANOTHERS LIFE OR COMING HOME FROM A LONG DAY OF SEARCH AND RESCUE, THE POINT IS THAT ALL OF YOU ALL FIREFIGHTERS,EMTS,PARAMEDICS,WHAT EVER PROFESSION YOU MAY BE IN YOU ALL DO THE SAME JOB YOU SAVE LIVES EVERYDAY PEOPLES LIVES LIKE MINE AND YET YOU WANT TO FEUD OVER SILLY AN POINTLESS STUFF. THESE LOUNGES WERE CREATED FOR OUR FIRST RESPONDERS A PLACE WHERE THEY COULD GO AND SIT AN RELAX AND TALK ABOUT HOW THEIR DAYS WENT, I THINK ITS HIGH TIME TO STOP THE DRAMA AND THE GOSSIP AND STOP THINKING THAT ONE IS BETTER THAN THE OTHER. I DON'T WANT TO SEE

My Birthday!
Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning", let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. "The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word. When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning Boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better. Someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go. We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch

Communism
Subject: How to catch wild pigs How to catch wild pigs There was a chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab, the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country, who were trying to overthrow his country's government and install a new communist government. In the midst of his story he looked at the professor and asked a strange question: Do you know how to catch wild pigs? The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on the ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the fr

Learn To Accept A Compliment....if You Deserve It......accept It.
Love is something if you give away, you end up having more. --Malvina Reynolds The other side of giving is taking. Many of us were brought up to believe that it's not okay to take, so we diminish admiration that people give us. "Oh, this old rag, I got it at a garage sale for next to nothing." This response to a compliment can take away the joy of giving it from the person who admired the way we looked. Giving needs taking to complete it. We can keep the cycle of generosity going by taking gracefully. A world without those who take would be unbalanced. When someone gives us love, appreciation, or a gift, we can show our real pleasure with a simple thank you, and stop thinking we don't deserve it. I can accept what's given to me today in the spirit it's offered.

Just Call Me Speedy..lol
So Im driving to work yesterday...running a lil late. Alarm went off at 4:15am..I rolled outta bed at 4:45am..heh Anywho..Im blowin up the back road to pick up my partner for the day, it's about 5:15 am and I need to be 2 1/2 hours north of where I am by 7:00am.. Im just passin a big truck, when I see the hint of reflection from that keystone logo that can be none other than a PA State Trooper...I look down at my speedometer... FUCK!..Im doin 76 mph in a 55! O_O Yeah so before I even have a chance to hit the brakes his lights are on...Im busted! So I pull over..knowing Im in BIG trouble..(Im in the company truck..oops).. Get my license and shit ready.. The officer looks at me and asks me for my crap then asks why was I flying up HIS highway at 76 mph this morning? Told him I was late for work..He asks where Im headed..I tell him..he looks at his watch and says... Youre gonna be late! .....haha, funny guy :p So he runs my tags and shit...Comes back..looks a

Reasons
I know things happen for a reason and there is a time for it all but when one is unexpecting it very hard to get thru and I know alot of you my friends has been rating my page and pics and sending me comments and showing my page love the reason I havent been returning all the attention is the lady I took care of passed away Tuesday night and I have been dealing with handling everything as soon as I can move on with this I will return all rates...Hope everyone is all safe and has a wonderful weekend.

I Will Take My Beating Like An Adult.
Going to Horrorfest with Chris and I know i'm leaving the theater black and blue. The slightest scary thing could happen and she jumps and lands on my lap or winds up burying herself in my arm or just flat out assaults me. lol. This is gonna be fun, because today... I hit back. :D

This Will Make U Think.....
Read all of this one, it is interesting!! > > > Read down to the very bottom highlightedin green, > IT'LL GIVE YOU GOOSEBUMPS!!! > > > You don't want to miss this! ((*_*) ) > > > -VERY INTERESTING- > 1. The Garden of Eden was in Iraq! > > 2. Mesopotamia, which is now Iraq, was the cradle of > civilization! > > 3. Noah built the ark in Iraq. > > 4. The Tower of Babel was in Iraq. > > 5. Abraham was from Ur, which is in Southern Iraq ! > > 6. Isaac's wife Rebekah is from Nahor, which is in > Iraq ! > > 7. Jacob met Rachel in Iraq. > > 8. Jonah preached in Nineveh - which is in Iraq. > > 9. Assyria, which is in Iraq, conquered the ten > tribes of Israel. > > 10. Amos cried out in Iraq ! > > 11 Babylon, which is in Iraq, destroyed Jerusalem. > > 12. Daniel was in the lion's den in Iraq ! > > 13. The three Hebrew children were in the fire in > Iraq (Jesus had been in Iraq also as the fourth > person in the Fiery Furnace!). > > 14. Belshazzar, the Ki

Come Join Our New Lounge
HERES THE LINK http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?lid=51742 EVEN IF U DONT PARTICIPATE IN IT. AT LEAST JOIN. WE ALREADY HAVE 4 MEMBERS. OH AND WHEN U JOIN. IF U HAVE ANY IDEAS ON LAYOUT OR MUSIC. LET ME OR ANUBIS KNOW!!! THANKS EVERYONE.

Re: Dollar Collapse Will Cripple European Economy
RE: Dollar Collapse Will Cripple European Economy ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 09 Nov 2007, 05:48 Ex-Wall Street Journal Editor: Dollar Collapse Will Cripple European Economy The father of Reagonomics and former Wall Street Journal editor Paul Craig Roberts has warned that the collapsing dollar will eventually cripple the European economy and may even return the world economy to a barter system as financial chaos ensues. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2007/091107_european_economy.htm

Movie Qoutes. Period.
100 GREAT MOVIE LINES WE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT Selected by Premiere Magazine (in their August 2000 issue) Hint: Move your mouse pointer over the yellow star HERE is the film title! next to each quote to identify the source of the film quote (some of the stars are linked to the film's identification and a detailed description of the film). The Godfather "I'll make him an offer he can't refuse." Sunset Boulevard "I am big. It's the pictures that got small." AND "We didn't need dialogue. We had faces." AND "All right, Mr. De Mille. I'm ready for my closeup." Jaws "You're gonna need a bigger boat." Sweet Smell of Success "I'd hate to take a bite out of you. You're a cookie full of arsenic." The Graduate "I just want to say one word to you - just one word.... 'plastics.'" E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial "E.T. phone home." Gone With The Wind "Fiddle-dee-dee." A Star is Born "Hello, everybody. This is Mrs. Norman Maine." The Godfather, Part II "Michael...we're bigg

Preamble
NEW PREAMBLE TO THE CONSTITUTION This is probably the best e-mail I've seen in a long, long time. The following has been attributed to State Representative Mitchell Kaye from GA. This guy should run for President one day... 'We the sensible people of the United States, in an attempt to help everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior, and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and our great-great-great-grandchildren, hereby try one more time to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the terminally whiny, guilt ridden, delusional, and other liberal bed-wetters. We hold these truths to be self evident: that a whole lot of people are confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim they require a Bill of NON-Rights.' ARTICLE I: You do not have the right to a n

I Will Be Gone For Awhile
My computer crashed last night..I am not sure as to when I will return...It all depends on whether my computer is fixable or if I need to buy a new one...I will try and sign on from time to time.. Loves, Hugs, Kisses Nikki

Just A Thought Away
I often sit in darkness, with just a candles glow, I hide from the light, in hopes the pain won't show, everyday I awake, I try to set a goal, just one thing I can do, to let a child know, he will not go hungry, the gifts are on there way, my hero is the mother, with bruises on her face, just protecting her little ones, from the man she gave her love%

Presidency
Alright. The more I think about this, the more annoyed I'm getting. Ok, I'm seriously annoyed with this whole fucked up country. Don't tell me to scuk it up and move... because if I could, my ass would be in germany in, um, however many hours it takes to fly there... adding in the TEN FUCKING HOURS to get through the airport... Why search me?!?!? DO I LOOK LIKE I"M FROM SAUDI ARABIA?!?!? NNOOOO... Ok, sorry, had a moment... So, anyways. As much as I love the idea of just shooting and killing people for no real reason other than the justification "for my country...."... This whole war thing pisses me off more and more each day. Well, maybe not the war, the gay ass justification for it. I mean, dude, when we talk about terrorism, having a war on terrorism... why not go after just more than... um, IRAQ??? There are some terrorists in our own fucking country. Lets declare war on the USA. Look at what we're doing to ourselves. We're lowering every standard we have to allow IDIOTS to grad

Thinking About It
Thinking about leaving to much crap going on and i also i am not on here much but if you still want to contact me most of you have my yahoo messager id or if you have a myspace just send me your link before i go.

I Am Back!
Good morning all!The last time I was here, it Lost Cherry,and then something else. I am having to get used to how this site is working, again. I have added several pix. I have also added manipulations and photography by me, and some friends mods too. Please comment on those, and not just photos of me. I have to say that I am enjoying the sweet comments, and feeling safe here. I have been on and off of Orfay, and a lot of people know me from there. It is a nice site to a degree, but there are a lot people on there who act like they are still in high school. Some feel the need to slam you over just about anything, and create lies as well as drama. I came back here, to take a break from Orfay. I will be on, but not as much. Plus, I am trying to work while I goof off here. Maybe the boss wont get me. HAHA! I have had several men, shall we say make a play for me. You are all sweet and adorable. But, I am just here to make friends. I am too busy with my career, kids, and my hubby to be bothe

Getting Older
Well, this week flew by again~seems like these days just go so fast around here. I am in a rut being at home and I need some excitement. This weekend my 'baby boy' turns 5~! good for him....bad for me. this means that my birthday is right around the corner in Dec. Now I am not one to count years, but I am starting to feel old these days. My knees and hips hurt and my eyes...well, I need to go get them checked again. I just feel old. I want to do something with my hair but I also want to let it grow so I can donate it to Locks of Love when my daughter does hers. I am just stuck these days. I guess it's the holidays coming up. I hate it that the stores have bypassed Thanksgiving all together. I hate going to Wal-Mart these days and seeing and hearing all the Christmas stuff. It seems they put out Christmas stuff earlier and earlier each year. I love Thanksgiving time. I hate turning on the radio and hearing Christmas music now. I want to wait till after Thanksgiving to t

Veterans
ALTHOUGH VETERANS DAY IS NOT TILL SUNDAY. TAKE TIME OUT OF YOUR DAY, TODAY THROUGH MONDAY AND THINK ABOUT WHAT ALL THAT VETERANS, PAST AND PRESENT, HAVE GIVIN TO US. SO,IF YOU KNOW OF A VETERAN NOT ONLY THANK THEM. GIVE THEM A HUG. WITHOUT THEM THERE WOULD BE NO U.S.A US Military tributeAdd to My Profile | More Videos

Kim Wilde - You Keep Me Hanging On
ITS TO EARLY FOR HARD ROCK SO HAHAHA YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO THIS INSTEAD :D Set me free why don't cha babe Get out of my life why don't cha babe 'cause you don't really love me You just keep me hangin'on Set me free why don't cha babe Get out of my life why don't cha babe You don't really need me But you keep me hangin'on Why do you keep a comin' around Playing with my heart Why don't cha get out of my life And let me make a brand new start Let me get over you The way you've gotten over me yeah You say although we broke up You still just wanna be friends But how can we still be friends When seeing you only breaks my heart again Get out, get out of my life And let me sleep at night 'Cos you don't really love me You just keep me hangin'on You say you still care for me But your heart and soul needs to be free And now that you've got your freedom You wanna still hold on to me You don't want me for yourself So let me find somebody else Why don't

Sexual Personality
Daring, confident, animalistic You like to have a lot of sex and try a lot of things. You are very kinky and have a lot of confidence in yourself. You like to explore all aspects of sexuality because it is something that interests you a lot. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Under Dc
This is a story I have begun to write and sometime will complete. If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ He stood so close to me on the subway. I could smell the sweat from his clothes as we both ended our day from work. Friday night and we were all headed home on the Metro in Washington D.C. for our respective close to the week in the capital city. The hum of the tracks, as we glided under the mall almost became hypnotic, as we settled into the buzz from the chatter of conversation inside while on the blue line. He was so close and kept pressing closer. I could feel his hand slowly caressing my waistline across the small of my back. He kept running his fingers back and forth across my waistband on my skirt. I wondered

Not Sure
we are alone in the dark, here I stand reaching out my arm, a dying heart in my hand the blood drips to a puddle on the floor from his chest it continues to pour I lean in with a kiss, I steal his last breath his last dance was a dance with death D.L Abrams

Lake Tahoe Storm
If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lake Tahoe Storm By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 The scent of winter fills the air of our cabin as I light the fire in our massive stone fireplace off in the corner of the living room. The floor is all hard wood except for the deep rugs about the room and the occasional large pillows stacked in the corners for more comfort while lying on the floor. Through the window I can see the lights shining off of the silvery snow for the night skiers at Heavenly Valley ski slopes. They are skiing the slopes of the Sierra Nevada Mountains and I have visions of your slopes in my mind. At this moment I long for your mounds over the ski trip that we have come to enjoy. Our leather chair and couch is

Mind Fucking Poetry
come here, look into my eyes i know u can see, im all u dispise hate me for all that i am i won't play you, I do all i can letting it go, not letting it feed evil has come, planting its seed my mind is lost, my body weary i cant see you, my eyes are teary pain in my chest, my bones are weak love is the only thing i seek what is love, why cant it be found finding my heart broken, lying on the ground what is real, what is fake seems this life is all i can take nothing but a downward spiral into the unknown its hell i feel inside i feel it has grown so forget me now, im nothing to you i am the fool and i know what to do in this fucked up, intoxicated mind somewhere there is me, i have to find D.L Abrams

Friday Opie And Anthony Links: Bill Burr, Fart Friday, Fart Trivia Coming Soon, Sunset Thomas Wants To Nail An O&a Listener, Baby Bird Reaction Video,
LISTEN TO TODAY'S OPIE AND ANTHONY SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Good morning and Happy Friday, everyone. The folks from MySpace in studio taping Jim Norton in honor of his show at Caroline's tonight, so stay tuned to their site to check out footage from the show. Or, you could just Turn On Your Paltalk, and see us all picking our noses, farting, eating egg whites, and melon. OR... you could just go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room, and watch the Ladies of Paltalk, who spend most of their time in the morning TOTALLY NUDE. Our buddy Bill Burr is in studio today, hanging with the guys, and plugging his show in Las Vegas with Marc Maron next week at Caesar's Palace (click for tix!). Is Tom Alive? Yes. Yes he is. For Now. EDIT YOUR OWN MASTER PO VIDEO: In honor of POvember, we have some untagged, raw video of Master Po doing his Kung-Fu thing against a white background. Feel free to grab, convert, and edit this footage to your heart's content:Master Po: Star Wa

The Limo
If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Limo By Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 We are together in the back of a lavish, new, black limousine, driving from a delicious dinner back to our hotel room, when traffic in the city comes to a complete halt. The night was warm so we got out of the limo to wander around and we make some small talk with the driver who stays seated in the car but with the front door open. You are wearing a long black gown with a deep plunging neckline. The top of your gown is loose fitting which becomes flirtatious to men as you turn at your waist to allow even more of your breasts to become exposed; yet never allowing all to be seen. As we chat with the driver, a gust of wind comes through the canyon of the h

New Rule
Due to the ridiculous system glitch that doesn't allow any type of comment bombing what so ever, and the constant bouncer checks, we are going to have to limit the contests to one at a time. I know this stinks, but it can't be helped. I know I was having a very hard time leaving comments yesterday, so until they do something thats the way that it has to be. I am so sorry, but maybe they will realize the potential loss of revenue this may cause and rethink their decision. I hope you all understand..:) So..on that note..we have one member in a contest at the moment, that is in second place as of right now and could use all the help possible. Please make sure you help him out. Lets not let this get in the way of doing what we started! Lets give him a chance to win!

New Rules
Due to the ridiculous system glitch that doesn't allow any type of comment bombing what so ever, and the constant bouncer checks, we are going to have to limit the contests to one at a time. I know this stinks, but it can't be helped. I know I was having a very hard time leaving comments yesterday, so until they do something thats the way that it has to be. I am so sorry, but maybe they will realize the potential loss of revenue this may cause and rethink their decision. I hope you all understand..:) So..on that note..we have one member in a contest at the moment, that is in second place as of right now and could use all the help possible. Please make sure you help him out. Lets not let this get in the way of doing what we started! Lets give him a chance to win!

Tribute To A Great Cowboy
THEY SAY HE PUT THE "RODE" IN RODEO. COWYBOYDOM LOST A LEGEND ON JUNE 24TH WITH THE PASSING OF A FIGURE WHO WAS WITHOUT A DOUBT IN MY MIND THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED RODEO COMPETITOR OF ALL TIME: JIM SHOULDERS. TO MANY OF US HE DID RODEO BETTER THAN ANYONE: 16 WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS BETWEEN 1949 AND 1959. SHOULDER INFLUENCED THE BEST OF OUR CURRENT RIDER TOO INCLUDING 2005 PROFESSIONAL BULL RIDING WORLD CHAMPION JUSTIN MCBRIDE. HE WAS QUOTED AS SAYING "JIM SHOULDERS DEFINITELY HOLDS HIS OWN PAGE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS OF OUR SPORT," MCBRIDE SAID. "HE'S SOMEBODY THAT WILL ABSOLUTLEY BE MISSED AND REMEMBERED."

First Class Again
If you wish to have a similar story written JUST FOR YOU... send me an email to " erotic_stories_4_you@yahoo.com " and ask how you can also have one with you as the STAR with ME. I know you will love it. 36d hugs, ms. cleavage ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ First Class by Ms. Cleavage Copyright 2007 I have just taken my assigned right aisle seat in first class and opened the latest issue of “Newsweek” and begun to read a story about Terrorism in Iraq and suddenly - you walk through the entrance to the seating section of the Boeing 747. There is a certain air about you as you enter; every male in the front passenger area is staring at you. You seize the moment and demand the attention, perhaps not intentionally, but your presence shows how secure you are with your personal image and your sexuality. You are wearing a white silk blouse above a black pleated silk skirt that stops just above your knees. The blouse is puffy in the arms and loose all ove

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I have just got out of a relationship with a younger man and "yes" it hurts like hell, but i will be fine. If any ladies read this blog PLEASE stay away from them. They are more troble than they seem to be. If there is any older men looking at this and are looking for a good heartd woman hit me up. I need a real man in my life. I HAVE DROPPED THE ZERO NOW I WANT A HERO IN MY LIFE. WHAT EVER YOU WANT TO KNOW I WILL TELL YOU I DO HAVE YAHOO SO I CAN TALK TOYOU UP THERE. HIT ME UP AND I MIGHT GIVE YOU THE YAHOO ADDRESS. STAY SWEET EVERYONE LADY G

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I was seeing this guy and just recently broke up. I understand why it needed to be done, but not the way he did it. He did it over the phone while he was in LA instead of doing it in person...i really thought that was a cowards way out. What pissed me off was that he was supposed to come back on Sunday. He had me think the whole time that nothing was wrong and that he would be home on Sunday. Well low and behold he had one excuse after another as to why he couldnt come back that sunday. So then he said he would be home on Monday, and once again he had another excuse and that was when he told me that we needed to be friends, get to know each other better, get that understanding of each other, and then get back together again to have a healthier relationship. I told him that I wanted to do it in person because its just wrong of the way he did it. I know that he had it planned the whole time, to not be coming back here to me...that he wanted to stay up in LA. What everyone was te

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Nikki Sixx Interviewed by Kyle Ryan November 8th, 2007 In 2002, the members of Mötley Crüe published The Dirt: Confessions Of The World's Most Notorious Rock Band, an engrossingly salacious autobiography of the '80s glam-rock group. The book quickly became a bestseller (a film version directed by Larry Charles is due out in 2009), reinforcing Mötley Crüe's already substantial legacy of debauchery. But The Dirt had too good of a time celebrating that lifestyle to address its vast dark side, which Crüe bassist/primary songwriter Nikki Sixx examines with startling frankness in his new memoir, The Heroin Diaries: A Year In The Life Of A Shattered Rock Star. The book collects Sixx's diary entries from Christmas 1986 to Christmas 1987, a year he spent mostly out of his mind on a variety of substances, primarily heroin. While Sixx does his share of partying in The Heroin Diaries, he spends more time sitting in a closet with a shotgun, convinced the police are coming—or enduring some ot

New Virus Alert!!! Please Read!!
New Virus ALERT!!!! Not every one effected But most of us In Des Moines Iowa can't get yahoo or aol and it has to do with both them site Anyone-using Internet mail such as Yahoo, Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning, Direct from both Microsoft and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who has access to the Internet. You may receive an apparently harmless e-mail with a Power Point presentation " Life is Beautiful" If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, and delete it immediately. If you open this file, a message will appear on your screen saying: "It is too late now, your life is no longer beautiful." Subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC, And the person who sent it to you will gain access to your name, e-mail and password. This is a new virus which started to circulate on Saturday afternoon. AOL has already confirmed the severity, and the anti virus software's are not capable of destroying

Who's To Blame?!
What is wrong with young people today All we have seen is violence and dismay We hear, see, and speak of violent acts It is as if we walk on a thin line of tacts there is good in children today You just don't hear about it everyday You only hear about our violence and miscare It has even been classified as to what we wear It is not alright The TV makes us see fright For we are not that bad We do have feelings and do get sad TV is giving us shame It is giving us one person to blame Parents are shocked with surprise Over this brand new demise Parents and TV are to blame For TV shows us killing is just a game Parents think it's a charm It doesn't do us any harm Some it does affect Some just don't forget When it comes to blame We are all really put to shame

Cell Phones For Soldiers
CELL PHONES FOR SOLDIERS (CPFS) Cell Phones for Soldiers, a national nonprofit started by two Massachusetts teenagers, partnered with AT&T, which takes used cell phones and recycles them. With the proceeds, Cell Phones for Soldiers and AT&T buy phone cards for deployed soldiers. The national recycling program began on July 4, 2007. Already, Cell Phones for Soldiers has raised more than $1 million and has given out more than 75,000 phone cards to troops deployed overseas. In 2004, Brittany Bergquist, then 13, and Robbie Bergquist, then 12, founded the program to help members of the armed forces stay connected with their friends and family in the United States. AT&T's involvement in the program has helped broaden and expand it. Used cell phones can be donated at AT&T locations in Florida or mailed in a postage paid envelope. IT IS ABSOLUTELY FREE!! DONATE A PHONE It's simple and FREE – every phone you donate can help increase the amount of talk-time CPFS is

Disappointment
One of the emotions, we know there are many, that I hate the most is Disappointment. I hate it because it means something or someone actually mattered enough that when I expected something and it did not pan out whatever it is, that they/it had enough power to let me down. I also hate to disappoint. I hate the thought that I let someone down because I hate ahving that feeling myself. I just absolutely despise being at someones mercy. Does that make me a control freak or just bitter? Nah, I'm just some chick doing what she can to survive in this emotional rollercoaster we call life. If there was a button that could be pushed to eliminate some emotions, I would be all up on it. Like an on and off switch..lol It isn't that I want to control people, I just wish that more people were open, honest and straight forward in any and all situations. Must be why I am single..lol can not stand all this game playing shit. Ack.. I better stop before I start calling people out..lol.

Crude Sex Jokes # 1
Crude Sex Jokes # 1 Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't? A. A navel. Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve? A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam. Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat? A. A Klondike Bar Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breath through something so small?" Q. Why don't women wear watches? A. There's a clock on the stove! Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to t

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When I look at you you seem so sad I wish that there is something I could do I feel really bad I want only the best for you I wish for you so much I wait everyday for you to be near I miss and want your touch I wish so much that you were here If I die I want the whole world to know That I would want to say good bye And that I love you so. What is love Many people wonder Maybe it's like a dove That never plunders For I miss you day to day I get lonely by myself I wait and just want you to say To be careful and take care of myself For you I will I will keep my promise I will do everything you want me to, I will I will never break the promise.

Love Is...
What is love? Love is the feeling I get when I look into your eyes The feeling I get when I am with you Holding you tightly in my arms Love is the feeling I get when I'm with you Just talking to you and listening Hearing about your problems Telling you about mine Love is built with trust and faith Both of them grow with time They grow with time apart and together For they all go together Love is more than a word or feeling It is a combination of many things Love is a powerful word to use Most people don't understand it Love is a word you need to use Carefully and understand the full meaning of For when you find love you why And can say it with trustfulness

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The Joys of Moving (Part 1) The only part of moving that is fun is the end result! I am only moving about 6 miles closer to the beach (WHOO HOO!) but it is still pretty intense! Oh, nothing like the move from Michigan here last year....but still stressful! The first hiccup was yesterday-- got a call at work from the leasing mgr saying the apt that they told me was going to be mine, wasn't ready! Yes, a whole day before I am scheduled to move in... They WILL make it right today. Either a bigger apt for the same $$ or a comparable one at the same rate. I am not letting it get me down...this move is going to save what is left of my sanity!! lol Another great realization is how many great friends I have that volunteered to help me move. I didn't even have to ask....that blows me away!! For those of you who know me well, it is very hard for me to ask anyone (even family) for help of any kind....I'm working on that one!! LOL Anyway...stop by my page and show me some luv this w

Hahahaha.....
Your sweetheart or spouse isn't telling you something that is bothering them or that they want to change. You may not be able to hear it directly, so read between the lines and do your best to get at it. so yeah... if anyone has anything to say... you better tell me straight out... cause im not good at reading between the lines...

New Users Please Be Advised
NOTICE RULES OF KINDESS Hey whats up, if you just joined, WELCOME Ok Some rules of kindness... DOWNRATING is not nice and is not acceptable. If you dont like a photo don't rate it. people get irritated real fast and upset if you down rate someones page, photo. Or thumbs down there stash item. What is down rating do you ask? That is when you intentionally rate lower then a 10. This is like flipping someone off just more rude. If you don't like the photo or profile DONT rate it. Simple as that! Please take this in to note when visiting fellow members of the site and have respect for one and other. Im sure if someone came to your page or pictures and rated them all lower then a 10 you would be flipping out right?. Have some respect, treat others as you would like to be treated. What is thumbs down? pretty much exactly that. thumbs down on a stash item, Why is down rating so mean and not nice? It hurts peoples feelings, (yes feelings are real on the inte

Medium Craig Shell Jailed For Fraud
A fraudster who claimed he helped put former TV star Michael Barrymore in touch with the spirit world has been jailed for three years. Craig Shell obtained goods worth £74,000 by posing as a businessman and tried to get hold of another stash worth £108,000 in a year-long scam. He told one company he duped that he had top connections in the media, royalty and Parliament, said prosecutor Nicolas Cartwright. advertisement He also maintained he worked with West Mercia Police as a medium and was employed on a TV programme called Most Haunted. Shell approached Redditch Spiritualist Church to run their raffle with the first prize a £500 trip to Paris. But the raffle was just another con trick dreamed up by the 22-year-old to make himself feel important, Hereford Crown Court heard. Shell, of Comberton Road, Kidderminster, pleaded guilty to nine counts of deception, theft and fraud and asked for 18 similar counts to be taken into consideration. Judge David McEvoy QC said he had shown no remorse

How I'm Feeling
This time, This place Misused, Mistakes Too long, Too late Who was I to make you wait Just one chance Just one breath Just in case there's just one left 'Cause you know, you know, you know I love you I loved you all along and I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore On my knees, I'll ask Last chance for one last dance 'Cause with you, I'd withstand All of hell to hold your hand I'd give it all I'd give for us Give anything but I won't give up 'Cause you know, you know, you know That I love you I have loved you all along And I miss you Been far away for far too long I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go Stop breathing if I don't see you anymore So far away Been far away for far too long So far away Been far away for far too long But you know, you know, you know I wanted I wanted you to stay

Hell Boy
***** Ok so I think this is one of the BEST movies ever! Of course I must admit I adore Ron Perlman! (sigh) Just something about a big muslce bound horned red guy that gets me where I live! hehehe This is a movie adaptation based on the comic book Hell Boy. The comic books rock! So I just had to check this movie out when it opened. Gregori Rasputin (Karel Roden) is asked by Hitler in 1944 to aide in his war and help him win it. Rasputin builds a machine to open a portal, awake the Ogdru Jahad the Seven Gods of Chaos, and bring about the end of the world. However, his plan is interrupted by U.S. Military forces lead by young Prof. Trevor "Broom" Bruttenholm (played by Kevin Trainor). Broom leads the Bureau for Paranormal Research and Defense (BRPD)for U.S. Rasputin is sucked into the portal, but something else slips into our world. Enter a baby Hell Boy. Broom takes the baby boy and raises him as his son. Flash forward 60 years. Prof. Broom (now John Hurt) is still running

Mysterious Grave Robber Puzzles Town
From the Boston Globe After she died in 1824 at the age of 30, Sarah Symonds rested in an out-of-the-way cemetery in the small town of Hillsborough, N.H., for nearly 200 years. But sometime around Halloween her sleep was disturbed. Someone dug up her coffin and her remains, leaving behind only a few shards of wood, a meticulously dug hole -- and a mystery for the local police. "It was dug in a very strange manner. It's perfect," said Hillsborough Police Chief Brian Brown. "You'd have to see it. The sides are all squared. The bottom's level." "We just don't have any answers right now," he said. Brown said the grave robbers had hit the Bible Hill Cemetery sometime between Oct. 30 and Nov. 2. He said police were considering a number of possible theories in the case, including the possibility that the body was dug up by members of a satanic cult. Gilman Shattuck, 80, a resident who is active in the local historical society, said he had researched Symonds since the incident had hit the n

When The Rain Falls
I'd play a muted trumpet if I could on my front door steps When my neighbors heard it they'd know that it was raining Cheeks buldging like Dizzy's smiling like Satch Moe in between clouds of soulful riffs Smooth notes like the rain falling by the bucket full from a teasing thunderhead granted by God

Peering Into The Heart Of A Black Hole
Quantum mechanics might be capable of stripping bare a black hole to reveal the mysterious and unseeable 'singularity' that exists at its heart, say George Matsas and André da Silva of the São Paulo State University in Brazil. It has long been suspected that these singularities "where the known laws of physics break down" are always decorously veiled behind the 'event horizon', a boundary beyond which light cannot escape from the fearsome gravitational pull of a black hole. Theoretically, nothing within an event horizon can ever be perceived or investigated by an outside observer, because no light can escape. So the singularities remain insulated from the rest of the Universe. This amounts to what in 1969 physicist Roger Penrose called 'cosmic censorship', whereby the laws of physics conspire to save us from having to gaze on the unthinkable. According to Einstein's general theory of relativity, in the middle of a black hole, its mass collapses in on itself to form an infinitely small,

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well i started drinkin when most kidz were still playin in the sand box... i was prolly 5 or 6 when i started stealin my first beers... my folks would go over to a friends and skeet shoot, while the adults were down shootin some of us kids were up by the house gettin cups of beer out of the keg... this went on for a few years till my father quit drinking... i still drink but switched to hard liquor cuz that was all that was in the house... when i was a freshman in collage i alreadyknew i was an alcholic but didn;t care, shortly after that i had my first dui... i was trippin on acid and drank bout a case of beer, was headin to the woodstock reunion in 1997... i drove down a road that didn;t exist and rolled my car... that was the accident that landed me in the marine corps.. i came home on leave one weekend and was in the pocono's driving around got my second dui, luckily it was a friends dad that arrested me and since i was a service member he let me go the next mornin.. all the rest o

Until Tues...
my husband came home we had a great night, woke up this morning and he just started going off on me. i went to the doc today and she suggested couples counsuling we are going to try to fix this, or im gonna go crazy! i love all of my friends on here, i could never express just how much you have helped me. i guess im not going to win that contest but i want to thank every one that helped. i love yall and ill see u on tues! Muah! *Kimberly*

The Master....baits
It's 1:00 pm and I'm checked in. It's surreal, I can't believe this is happening. I text him: "I have something for you, come see me at the hotel next to the mall". I know he will come, I've been teasing and tantalizing him for over 3 months. Meeting him at the gym in the wee hours in the morning, taking him in the sauna when no one is there. As I sit in front of the mirror fixing my makeup I reminisce about my rendezvous with him two nights ago at the gym. We met at 12 in the morning, I wet my lips subtly at the sight of his biceps pumping the metal bar up and down to his chest. A light coat of sweat covers his swollen arms, his thin muscle shirt clings to his broad, defined chest and his deep brown eyes... The intense look on his face makes me think naughty thoughts about him. He sees me in the mirror and smiles at the sight of me. I cleaned up pretty nicely for the gym. I wore tight, black shorts, that barely covered my plump, round ass. My form-fitting shirt hugged my perky brea

Hormones
Hormones The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: What did I do wrong? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.

Spin The Bottle, Fubar Style
SPIN THE BOTTLE, FUBAR STYLE The rules are that you post this and wait for someone to send you a message telling you what they would do with you. All you have to do is repost this with the subject "SPIN THE BOTTLE, FUBAR STYLE"

Private Message ( 18 + )
Answer this for the person who posted this send it back to them in a PRIVATE message and then repost it for yourself! 1. Would you have sex with me? Answer: 2. What positions would u want to b in? Answer: 3. Would u suck/lick me ? Answer: 4. Would u sex me hard? Answer: 5. Would u have sex with me the first night u met me? Answer: 6. Would u let me pull your hair while i did you? Answer: 7. Would u do me in the shower? Answer: 8.Would u hancuff me or tie me up to the bed and then do me? Answer: 9. Would u have 3-some with me? Answer: 10. What about me makes u want to have sex with me? Answer: 11. Would u talk dirty to me while we sexed? Answer: 12. Where would you do me? Answer: 13. Would u do me in front of people? Answer: 14. Would u do me again and again? Answer: 15. Would u do me in the rain? Answer: 16. Would u mind if we did it like a porn star? Answer: 17. Would u have phone sex with me? Answer: 18. Would u c

Spice Girls
this was sent to me on my myspace last night so i listened to it and aftr listening to it about 4 times this new song by the SPICE girls is not bad u can only find this video only on youtube u cant find it on myspace yet so please listen to the song befor commentting on it.

Empty Nest Holiday
This Thanksgiving have decided to just get a Turkey Breast and the bare trimmings and make very Little. I have a very empty nest right now and the ones right now that is going to be here is my younger children and me. I hate the Holidays anymore cause I do miss my family and very lonely without all my kids here and that hasn't happened in about 4yrs. Last year we ended up having eggs and ham dinner on the road somewhere and this year one less kid. At least I am fixing and am cooking homemade so if they do decide it will be here.

City Portraits #2
He asks me for something to eat. I'm just trying to do my job. He knows I can't say no, he's breaking my heartstrings. I'm homeless, he says, to make me feel privileged. I don't. Not when I look at this man and feel just like him. I go to fix him something simple, beans and rice, something that doesn't cost the company. He looks at me as if I've insulted him. I turn to the paying customers with a bright smile, and he leaves without another word.

Finally....some Goodness...
For the past few months one of my work study students has been telling me you're going to love your birthday gift - I'm working on it, working on it, working on it...and I'm like yah - okay - sure - whatever... Well, tonight when I was talking to him, I was telling him how I was leaving on the 14th...and he was like WHAT? But your present isn't until the 15th! And I was like ummm...well, I'm leaving for NY on the 14th.... Then...he tells me what my birthday present is....box seat tickets to the Ducks Vs. the Kings at the Staples Center...open bar...and I'm like OMFG. There is no way... So, I proceed to tell him of my life for the past month or so....and I'm like now...I'm missing SportsFest (which is an event I work on & plan for about 3/4 of the year and I am one of the head refs for the event), I don't get to see my uncle (he was the reason I was going to NY early - he was diagnosed with Cancer a few weeks back, but he passed away two Fridays ago) and NOW...I'm going to miss

I Get It Now....
At least thats all i can hope for... I've gave so much of me ... its all gone now.. the emptiness cant be filed with someone else... only me.. but i am all gone.. i wanna cry when he aint here... but i know when he is im nothing... so either way i lose... how do i give up... something i made a piece of me for so long.. how did i get so blind... to the fact... he is just no good.. all of the he's really... for all of them have left me.... wanting more... and alone....

Thanks For Helping
I just want to say Thanks to a beautiful friend, Sunsetbeauty~Founder of Fire and Ice Leveling Crew~@ fubar and her family group for helping the way they did on leveling my daughter. That meant so much to see the way yall went to work on her profile, and anyone else that helped. Thanks...

You Know Youre From Long Island When.......
You know someone who went to Chaminade. Jones Beach Theater is the best place in the world to see a concert. CASE CLOSED! Is it just me, or is every girl from Rockville Centre a bitch? Billy Joel said it best, "Either you date a rich girl from the North Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore." What's the big deal about the Hamptons? If you're not from Long Island or NYC, you're not really from New York. You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "the City" You know the Belt Parkway sucks! You never, ever want to "change at Jamaica..." You never realize you have an accent until you leave. You know where at least one strip club is. You can name at least three bands that came from Long Island. You curse. A lot. Is Huntington really that cool? You've been to Utopia at least once. The goddamn geese are everywhere! If your parents didn't, your grandparents lived in the city. At some point in your life you or someone you know has owned an anima

Look Closely! All Us Soldiers
If you love history, you will appreciate these old photos!Unusual old pictures! Look closely at the pictures, they are soldiers and sailors. During the WW I years, Arthur S. Mole and John D. Thomas Made some incredible human pictures by using Thousands of sailors or soldiers in uniform to create the following images.

Stash Update !
Happy Friday ! The weekend has almost arrived, i hope you have a great one ! I've added some jokes that were sent to me via an email so please have a look and leave some love. I hope you enjoy ! Have an awesome day. Love Lin xx

"we Don't Need The Men"
I'm posting this in honor of 'ToyfulSweetartMavMOM': Malvina Reynolds: "We Don't Need the Men" (lyrics) [Notes: words and music by Malvina Reynolds; copyright 1959 Schroder Music Company, renewed 1987. Yes, this was written in the 50s, and does fall a bit harshly on some ears. Malvina updated it for the 70s by singing "when we've got a lot of dirty dishes" instead of "when we need to move the piano." In the Notes to her songbook Little Boxes and Other Handmade Songs Malvina writes: "I sang for a party of the Mine Mill and Smelter Workers local in Kellogg, Idaho. When we got there, a little cluster of young wives were sitting around a plain table under a drop light. The men were all next door in the bar. I sang 'We Don't Need the Men,' and they kept me singing. Presently heads began to poke in from next door to find out what all the fun was about, and pretty soon all the men were in. Every time a new couple arrived, the girls had me sing this one over again."] It says in Co

Wake Up
You had better wake up or you'll be all alone With no one to call your own. No one stupid enuff To put up with all your fluff You say you hate drama Yet I see you crave it like a prama. Grow up you sissy, Your stories sound a little fishy!

Giveaway Finally Ove
Fire My Words I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE WHO HELPED WIN MY GIVEAWAY.NOT MENTIONING ANY NAMES I WANT TO THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. ALL OF YOU WHO HELPED KNOW WHO YOU ARE. ALSO I WANT TO THANK " BIG' AND WILDCAT FOR HELPING ME JUST TO GET IN THE GIVEAWAY. WHO EVER READS THIS PLEASE GO TO THE LINKS BELOW AND SHOW THEM ALOT OF LOVE. THEY ARE GREAT AND WONDERFUL PEOPLE. *BÌG* ÇÖ-ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ £ÖÚÑGÈ~ Ñ RÄÐÌÖ@ fubar ۞WÌ£ÐÇÄŦ۞®ÖWÑÈR ÖҒ Ŧ.M.Ä.Ғ.ŦRÄÌÑ,RÄÐÌÖ Ñ £ÖÚÑGÈ, Ç.W.Ö.Ғ@ fubar