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Dark Shadows
Shying away from life Hiding in the shadows of strife You treat me well for now But I see you changed somehow Grinning with an evil flare You smile at me trying to scare Running for the cover of a dark place You find me hiding in a shallow space Scared of what you may do I scream in fear, For I already knew Always knowing you would hurt me And finally knowing we'd never be Breaking my heart was your plan Because you were never a real man So to make yourself big and bad You did what you thought you had Though now I run and Hide I fell in love, To have you by my side So now I run to a better place One where I cant even be traced I can't let you break my heart anymore Hidden in the dark, that's for sure I wont let the pain take me From your evil dark deeds I am free

Raped By The Night
Slipping silently into my room I slumber, Awaiting my doom You see me as I lay Spread across my bed, plain as day You think it will be okay They wont catch you, No, not today Grasping my hands in your own Afraid for my life, I am all alone Covered by your hand, I cannot scream Help me someone, Taking pleasure it would seem Got to free myself from your grips Tearing off my clothes, starting at my hips Strangled, unable to breathe Still not able to break free Kisses, supposed to be passionate Not forced by someone you've never met Kicking and crying, you tear at my top Trying to scream, begging you to stop Getting no where, tiring I begin To see you'll obviously win How many other women went through What with me you are about to do Given this broken state of mind Is there a God, Give mea sign. Spare me of this pain and sorrow Deliver me so that I may live tomorrow I'm sorry for all those who Where also victimized by you But at least give me a ch

House Wife/ Farmer
I love my family and I hated working so I quit. NOW I AM BORED! I can only clean house so much and play on the PC for so long! What else is there for a SAHM to do? I am not a PTO/PTA type of mom. I am no good at sports and I already have two college degrees and feel that more college would just be a waste. So now what is there?

Funny
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it." The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the girls have any diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want." Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the do

Well, What Is It?
I wish I knew What to say to you How I would react If you took me back What would you ponder If you began to wander How would I smile If I couldnt see you for a while Where would I go If you didnt show Or try to return The love fromy uo I yearn How would I survive Without you by my side What would I do If I had never met you Who would I have been If I hadnt fallen in love then Well if its you I didnt find I wouldnt be in this state of mind.

Wrong Way
What makes you touch? What makes you feel? What makes you stop and smell the roses in an open field? What makes you unclean? Yeah,Yeah What makes you laugh? What makes you cry? What makes our youth run From the thought that we might die? What makes you bleed? Somebody told me the wrong way What if I died? What did I give? I hope it was an answer so you might live I hope I helped you live I hope I helped you Live Somebody told me the wrong way

Funny
Two couples were playing cards one evening. John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Bill's wife Sue, legs spread wide, wasn't wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, John upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later, John went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bill's wife followed and asked, "Did you see anything that you liked under there?" Surprised by her boldness, John courageously admitted that, well, indeed he did. She said, "Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500." After taking a minute or two to assess the financial as well as the moral costs of this offer, John indicates that he is indeed interested. She tells him that since her husband, Bill, works Friday afternoons and John doesn't, that John should be at her house around 2.00 Friday afternoon. When Friday rolled around, John showed up at Bill's house for the planned time with Sue at 2:

Funny
REDNECK POETRY CONTEST The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists-a Yale graduate and a redneck from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was: "Timbuktu." First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said: "Slowly across the desert sand, Trekked a lonely caravan; Men on camels, two by two, Destination - Timbuktu." The crowd went crazy! No way could the redneck top that, they thought. The redneck calmly made his way to the microphone and recited: "Me and Tim a huntin' we went, Met three whores in a pop-up tent. They was three, and we was two, So I bucked one, and Timbuktu." The redneck won hands down!

Uncertainty
Do you love me as you say Or is it the girl you were with yesterday Because when you look into my eyes All I see are your lies You tell me you honestly care But when I needed you most, You werent there I gave you the benefit of a doubt But if you lied, You will be witout I smile to hide my fear That someday soon you wont be here Though I know I shouldnt worry My future seems so blurry And something has kept you away Trying to answer, You dont know what to say You grab me and try to hold But your tough act isnt sold You do your absolute best To comfort me, to get me to rest Im too scared to hear we're finished To be with you forever is what I wished You promised me we would be When we say I do, then I'd see That all you felt and said you'd do It was all so very true

Sex Joke
A guy goes to see a doctor because he's ...well, a little too well endowed, shall we say. In fact, it's 25 inches long. He can't get any women to have sex with him. The doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but sends him to see a witch that he thinks might be able to help. The witch takes a look at the problem and tells him, "Go to a particular pond, deep in the forest, and talk to a frog that lives there. Ask the frog to marry you and each time the frog says 'no,' you'll be five inches shorter." The guy decides it's worth a try and dashes into the forest, as anyone in this sort of joke would, finds the pond, and sees the frog on the other side, sitting on a log. "Will you marry me?" he calls to the frog. The frog looks at him, disinterested at best, and calls back, "No." The Guy looks down and sure enough, he's five inches shorter. "Hey, this is great," he thinks to himself, "Let's try it again." "Will you marry me?" he asks the frog. The frog rolls his eyes, and shout

Funny
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting stewed. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain." Man: "So what happened that is so horrible?" Farmer: "Well if you must know, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I go the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over." Man: "That's not so bad, what's the big deal?" Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain." Man: "So then what happened?" Farmer: "I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full she took her right leg and kicked it over. Man: "Again? So, what did you do then?" Farmer: "I took her right leg and tied it to the post on the right." Man: "And then what?" Farmer: "I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks ov

Realitty Bites
Close your eyes For you I have a surpise Hold out your hand I hope you understand In them I place my heart Hoping we will never part Open your beautiful eyes That is your surprise Realizing what I had done You gave me your heart so we could be one Smiling, We embrace Placing the others heart in its place Then I open wide my eyes And I soon realize It was all just a dream Nothing was as it would seem In reality I gave you my heart You grasped it in your hands, Tearing it apart Into a million and one little parts Playing with my emotions from the start I really loved you to the end Even now my love I do send But you turn your back and reject Leaving me behind with no respect

Funny
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled in her favor, as Jane had a gained a substantial lead over her opponents. She even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question. Jane agreed to return the following day. Jane was nervous as her husband drove them home. "I've just gotta win tomorrow. I wish I knew what the answer might be! You know I'm not going to sleep at all tonight. I will probably look like garbage tomorrow." "Relax honey," her husband, Roger, reassured her, "It will all be OK." Ten minutes after they arrived home, Roger grabbed the car keys and started heading out the door. "Where are you going?" Jane asked. "I have a little errand to run. I should be back soon." After an agonizing three hour absence, Roger returned, sporting a very wide and wicked grin. "Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and answer!" "What is it?" she cried excitedly. "OK. The questio

Broken Once, Shattered Now
For this life I have no taste All I've know has been a waste I don't know where I'll go Or if my emotions will ever show I once felt a certain love in my heart But it has been completely torn apart It was once whole, Then it shattered But who cares, I never mattered There are so many things I wish I could take back But the experience I need, I'd come to lack My life is falling apart piece by piece I want to depart to find my release A heart broken once, I felt such disdain A heart broken twice ,cannot remain I don't want to feel what I do And you'd agree if you felt it too I'm not looking to vent or complain But a way to try and contain Where I can go to try and hide I don't even know in who I can confide I gave my heart away too fast Stupid me, I knew it wouldn't last But though it was too good to be true I still gave my shattered heart to you It's alright though I don't mind And if you look close you will find I was never yours and you never mine

Funny
One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00. Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks....... That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. H

Am( I ) A Bad American????
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican! I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way! I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American. I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, do it in English. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time watching or arguing about it. I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks an

Funny
A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She went to the counter and questioned the clerk. "I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive", she said. "Well,"said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it?" "$50.00?? For a Frog??" asked the woman. The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blow jobs." Well, the woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so, she thought his was a heck of a deal. She'd get her husband a gift he'd surely enjoy, and she'd never have to do that again. The woman decided to buy the frog. She took it home to her husband and explained the strange gift. Of course, her husband was a bit skeptical, but said for sure he'd try it out that night. The woman went to bed that night relieved knowing she'd never have to give another blow job. About two in the morning, she woke up to hear pots and pans bangin

Funny
President Clinton died of a heart attack as a result of all of the harassment and scandals and entered the gates of Hell. The Gatekeeper greeted him, recognizing the President and said, "Mr. President, you were a good man and tried to serve your country, so I am prepared to cut you a deal. You will be allowed to pick between these three doors. Whichever one you choose, will be the one you enter." President Clinton went over to door Number One and opened it. Gazing in he noticed a deep pit and in the pit was former President Nixon. Nixon was bare naked and running around trying to get out and at the top of the pit were many devils throwing stones at him. His body looked beat up and battered and he did not look very happy to say the least. Clinton closed this door and opened up door Number Two. Gazing inside, he noticed former President Roosevelt. He was trying to move his wheelchair across a rope strung over another deep pit but he and his chair kept falling into the pit, unable to mak

Kept Safe By You
All alone as I sleep Waking up I will weep Terrified of the nightmare Hearing you say you don't care I couldn't bare the thought Of losing the love I sought Saying goodbye, farewell My emotions will swell You gave me the love I longed for But will I have it forever more You said I would never lose you But it seems that may not be so true I tried to do all I could But it seems I never really would Have you by my side always As life passes by in a dull haze Where did you come from that day How is it you could show me the way When all I could do was cry Over someone that wouldn't even try You gave me a reason to smile And happiness that lasted a long while You kept me from the darkness in my heart Healing me again, only for a new start Where will you and I be In time we will see But I doubt we will be close like before Though I couldn't ask for anything more Im sorry you were hurt by me And my selfishness that I'm sure you see But fo

Funny
A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, answered, "Yes ma'am, ya see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete outfit." Well, her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where he would like to start?" "Well ma'am, how about a suit?" "Yes sir, what size?" "Size 53 ... tall, ma'am." "Wow, that's really big." "Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas." "What's next?" she asked. He replied, "How about some shoes." "What size?" "Size 15 ... double D." "Wow, that's really big!" "Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas." "What's next?" "Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt." "Yes sir, what size?" "Nineteen and a half ... 38," he replied. "Wow, that's really big!" "Yes ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas." She virtually glowed as she asked, "Whew ... is there anything else I can do for you?" "No ma'am , I reckon that will be all." Well she tallied up h

All I Need
I hold your hand, so small and fragile your head close to my heart hold you so tight, joy to have you near me you are my princess, my queen, my army, and my jester you are all that i need, my reason to breathe to cry to love to hope i will always be there, happy to sit on your sideline happy to be the quiet hero.

Better Than An Angel
Looking into your eyes Soaring with you through the skies Watching you smile Stay around for a while Coming down on silver wing And with your voice so comforting Sent to rescue me you fly in To save me from the pain within Holding me within your sweet embrace Soothing me with such perfect grace In such agony I will call You came to save me from my fall Staring into your eyes I would kiss Your soft lips I'd come to miss Not letting you slip away You're more than perfect I'll say I cant believe I came this far Whithout knowing who you are With your body next to mine I'd be happy with this grand design Your scent would take over me Finding myself in unfamiliar territory I'd be in this wonderful fantasy Not ocurring to me I could always be this happy.

Funny
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?" "About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says happily. A little while later he goes to McDonald's for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, "I'd guess that you're 29?" "Nope, I am actually 47." He's starting to feel really good about himself. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your penis for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes

I Can't Say Goodbye
When we had to say goodbye And all the tears started To sit and Listen to you cry Left me feeling broken hearted I didnt know what else to do It was too hard to say I dont want to hurt you But I couldnt ask you to stay The pain took hold As the tears swelled I wanted to be bold But I was compelled I can't stand the thought Of losing the two of you But relief from pain that was sought Even you weren't sure what to do But though it was for the best And to help rid us of the pain I couldn't lose you like the rest Cause No other like you would I gain But I wanted to speak To you about it all But I didnt want to be weak So I tried to build up my wall And though myself I couldnt compose I wasnt able to be strong for you But it wasnt to end that way I suppose But I'm Happy you agreed too.

Kept Away
What is there to do What can I say When I want to see you But you say not today I look to you But you've gone away With a love so true But you cant stay Did I ever mean What you said I do Look through this silver screen and you will see me too I want you to be Content with her To truly be happy As if I never were Keep your head held high Smile whe you're down Theres no reason to sigh I will no longer be around Im sorry for any pain That may have been caused by me I know you'll never complain But Im going to leave you be...

Im Not Pretty
You call me pretty They call me cute Where's the trigger Please just shoot I can't believe what I hear Just go and leave me be Don't whisper in my ear There's no convincing me Go away right now I dont want to know There's no proving it anyhow I just want to be alone I don't believe what you say What is it you are trying to do Who are you anyway If you were me you'd agree too I am not pretty or cute Stop saying what isnt true Give me the gun I'll shoot Cause I'm tired of listening to you

Funny
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope. The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man, "This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill." The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing. "What's so funny?" asks the clerk. "I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house." the man replies. The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house. Then he hands two bullets to the man and says, "Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's dick off." The man takes another look through the scope and says, "You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

My Jason
What can i say this feels like the toughest week of my life i fought for my angel nadia shes the air i breathe shes my reason for being on this earth. My bf and i are going thru the hardest ptch of our relationship.Hes the love of my life who went awall and was arrested on our 5 month anniversary and were suppossed to get married and live a long life. I d fight for him and i have and being with out tears me apart because we love eacother so much soon he will be in fortbragg to await a hearing with his bestbuddy before jag and be court martialed i dont kno whats going to happen to him but i know i love him and its my decision wether i spend forever with him

11-08-07
Your mind is on business now and even if you don't work for a money-making operation (or don't work at all), you'll find that it's much easier to arrange your life so that it's moving closer to profitability. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Let make some F*cking Money!!!!!

Funny
There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw. Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw." The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

I've Fallen For You
The smile you bring to my face Isnt something anyone can easily replace And even though I may try No on looker can deny I smile from ear to ear to others why I do isnt clear But deep in my heart I guess I loved you from the start I dont know why you do this to me Or why I somehow came to be The one you held so dear Even when I said goodbye, You stayed near You put me under your spell And this isn's something I am afraid to tell I have fallen in love with you And thank God you've fallen for me too You are so special to me And everyone around me can see Even though you arent here or me there I know its true we both deeply care So in this fact I am quite content and sure That though we're not together, You and I were Meant to be as clase as we Have somehow come to be

Funny
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50. Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50. Hand Job: - $10.00. Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am" The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!

The Eagles - Desperado
Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? You been out ridin' fences for so long now Oh, you're a hard one But I know that you got your reasons These things that are pleasin' you Can hurt you somehow Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy She'll beat you if she's able You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet Now it seems to me, some fine things Have been laid upon your table But you only want the ones that you can't get Desperado, oh, you ain't gettin' no younger Your pain and your hunger, they're drivin' you home And freedom, oh freedom well, that's just some people talkin' Your prison is walking through this world all alone Don't your feet get cold in the winter time? The sky won't snow and the sun won't shine It's hard to tell the night time from the day You're losin' all your highs and lows Ain't it funny how the feeling goes away? Desperado, why don't you come to your senses? Come down from your fences, open the gate It may be rai

Such Pain To Endure
Look at this fight Its tearing us apart Every day and every night Tugging at the strings of my heart Yet there is nothing we can do But sit by and wait for an end But I will do my best for you Because I am your best friend I dont know why it has to be like this Why we are falling apart Not a single hug or kiss maybe it was a bad idea from the start When did I fall in love with you And why did you fall for me Though we are close its true We will never really be Its like I eveytime you say goodbye I slowly die inside Left alone I sit and cry In the dark corners I try to hide Is this pain the I will Have to endure What I will always feel Its hard thats for sure I only wish it werent so tough That we didnt have to feel the pain Even though things get rough I dont know what we will gain When I look at your photo All I feel is love and compassion But this much I know Its not lust its more old fashioned Its obvious we will never be one Is i

Funny
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from the previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and

Inside Us All
When I'm all alone And no ones else is there Waiting by the phone To remind me I'm still here When the shadows paint the scenes Where spotlights used to fall And I'm left wondering Is it really worth it all? There's a peace inside us all Let it be your friend It will help you carry on in the end There's a peace inside us all Life can hold you down When you're not looking up Can't you hear the sound? Hearts beating out loud Although the names change Inside we're all the same Why can't we tear down these walls? To show the scars we're covering There's a peace There's a peace inside us all Let it be Oh, can't it be your friend?

Z.e.r.o.
Thats right Z.E.R.O. has been started many of you may ask whats is Z.E.R.O. ? Well friends its simple we make the un-dead re-dead . So lets lock and load and put a few of those brain eating bastards back in the ground . It only takes one to start a revolution so who is to join the fight

Funny
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants. "Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

Funny
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Hallowe'en Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived She le

Funny
There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent. SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants. SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us. SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do? SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster. SM: It's not working. SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too. SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute. SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both. So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical. Then Siste

Funny
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here, isn't it?" "Yes it is," the man replies. "You wanna buy a baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks," the man replies. "I think you do want to buy a baseball," the little extortionist continues. "OK. How much?" the man replies after considering the position he was in. "Twenty-five dollars," the little boy replies. "TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!" the man repeats. "That's awful expensive", but because of the position he was in, agreed to the price. The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?" the boy starts off. "Yes it is," replies the man. "Wanna buy a b

Sex Joke
A Koala bear decides he wants to get laid, so he picks up a hooker. He goes down on her several times and they are really enjoying themselves. After they are finished the koala bear starts getting dressed. The hooker says, "wheres my money?" The koala bear shrugs his shoulders. The hooker repeats herself asking for her money. Again he shrugs his shoulders. The hooker grabs a dictionary and looks up the word hooker and shows it to the koala bear. It says "gets paid for sex." The koala bear picks up the dictionary and looks up Koala Bear and shows it to the hooker. It says, "Eats bush and leaves!" .

That Special Someone
We all need that special someone, whether it be a child or that one person that you desire. Walking hand in hand or even a hug can brighten any dreary day. When you wake up every morning and all you do is think about them, or go to bed every night with them being the last thought on your mind. You have found that special someone. All our parents ever wanted for us is and was to be happy. So instead of looking at them everyday and wondering what it would feel like to be held, tell them before it is too late. When you can look and say I want children with that special someone then you know you have found them. When that special someone gives you that first kiss and you melt in their arms you are truely blessed and should hold on for one hell of a ride. That special someone only comes along once so charish that time as if it your last because tomorrow comes to fast. If you have that special someone remember to love them like they love you or your special someone becomes someone elses spec

Talk But No Walk
Hmmm let's see.... Now this is not towards anyone. But I love how you can meet someone and it doesnt matter where either. And they can talk all this game and blow themselves up about how great they or what they can do, but when its times for them prove it one they cant or won't or second you can't get back I. Touch with them. And this can be about anything. I'm sure there are some of you that know what I'm talking about and can read between the lines. Again, this is not for anyo e person but for people in general.

Read_laugh_but Remember...
America land of Junk, and house clutter... First before I start this rant... I have to say Please never worry, at all about CHINA, when you hear the news reports. Always remember that we are the largest consumer of their exports, everything from nail files and pins to cars, so never worry about a war with them, its just plain silly.. Okay now for the rant. The American dream! is to get the house, get the cars, then buy and buy and buy the junk. Until the junk needs its own house to live at so you leave your stuff and junk in the first house and buy another one, and live there and once in a while you go back to house number (one) to just visit your stuff and junk. For 5 years I had my own Van business, this included moving people, all forms of construction and of course (RUBBISH REMOVAL)...Yes I was the guy ...you payed...(very well) to take your Junk to the dump.... So heed this fair warning... I and my workers, removed and tossed in those 5 years, everything you can think

Many Hours
I had almost forgotten what working 70+ hours a week and raising kids alone was like. It is just really busy. For all of my friends who are feeling neglected, I am sorry. I hope the waitress job works out in the longer term than the last experimental job. I seem to be on the move from the moment I wake, until my head hits the pillow. Oh well, this too will pass.....

What's This Life For
Hurray for a child That makes it through If there's any way Because the answer lies in you They're laid to rest Before they know just what to do Their souls are lost Because they could never find What's this life for I see your soul, it's kind of gray I see your heart, you look away You see my wrist, I know your pain I know your purpose on your plane Don't say a last prayer Because you could never find What's this life for But they ain't here anymore Don't have to settle the score Cause we all live Under the reign of one king

Chubby Chaser Application!!
Serious Applicants Only!!!! ~ Name ~Can you cook? ~Do you like thunder thighs? ~Why do you think you'd make a good chubby chaser? ~Can you handle a lot of women? ~Can you pick up the chubby girl your chassing? ~Will you vomit at the thought of me in a bikini? ~Sweets are a must, what are your favorite sweets? ~ Are you willing to plunge the toilet when I clog it? ~ Why are you attracted to a fat girl? ~ What's the skinnest girl you've ever been with? ~Are you willing to help me off the couch if I can't get up on my own? ~ Will you tie my shoes if I can't reach them? ~ Are you going to poke fun at me with all your friends behind my back, or are you willing to defend me? Application subject to change at any time.... Have FUN!!!

New Poem I Wrote
By Jennifer Blakely. (please dont steal my work) i feel lost here with no way out in a constant state of misery like non before i look back on my past and wish i could change the things i said on the days when you were mine and nothing else mattered now im a shell of my former self never will i be the same again in the night i can barely breathe even in my dreams im haunted haunted of visions from my past that hurt and burn me to the core the once sweet memories now blaze through my mind with no escape i try to drown them what i wouldnt give to be free of them but they never fade always your face always your voice that brings it all rushing back why couldnt you just stay to keep me sane and rid of all this pain that kills me like nothing else you were the only one to ever free me from the demons inside

Crying
I sit and cry all by myself. I cry all alone were I can not be seen. I keep up my walls, So they can't get to me. I have been hurt so much, I wear a facade. I pretend none of it has happened to me. It is better to walk in the world this way. People think I am distance, Unresponsive and caring. I am a 180 degrees the opposit. I have given so much, There is nothing left. I am worn out. From the abuse that I have taken. I sit by myself, I cry all alone. This is the only way no one knows. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved

Some Damm Good News
Ok first no the baby isnt here yet dammit lol Today has been a good day before lunch at school today there was an annocment that a local resturant was having a sorta job fair.So i swallowed my pride and went to job services on campus well when i got there the resterant people where at lunch too funny.So i sat and talked to AJ the head of job services everyone there calls her mamma aj cause shell kick yer ass if you do something stupid.Anyway we got to talking and she said he you have automotive experince right i was like yeah so she tells a good friend of her husbands has a shop and needs some shop help so i went down there did the app thing and talked to the shop mgr next thing i know hes like can you start at 2 tommrow i had to take a second the learn th breath again and i said yes.Then he hit me with another whopper they are gonna send me to a class to learn to do state inspections which once im certifited i will get a 1 dollar raise no questions asked all this on top of my teacher

Hard Times :(
My very close friend COUNT SMOKULA is going through a very hard time at the moment. His father has been diagnosed with cancer and as you can imagine it's a turbulent time for Count and his family. Please stop by and show him that there are real people out there who care! **COUNT SMOKULA** GROW ROOM Owner 4 Life ->;)**@ fubar He is one of the best guys i know! Always ready to help even if he doesn't know the person! It pains me to see him and his family going through this. I know all the love he receives from everyone will be appreciated and brighten his days a little. So please have a heart, stop by leave a comment! While you're there add him as a friend you won't regret it! Show him that there is more to this site than points and rank! THANK YOU

Just A Note..
Hey everyone... Just a quick hello... I can't stay long.. and won't be online much these days. :( I have no internet.. But is working out to be a good thing these days. I've been getting my life back on track with my family. I tell you this much... My place hasn't been this spotless.. in a long time! lmao Anyway... I'll check this whenever I can, but... I technically won't be online for a couple weeks. :D (B)(B) cheers (D)(D) p.s. For those of you with my digits... Use them!! because I'm hella bored at night. :P

Sister
Caught up in the middle Had no choice, had no choice Birthright forgotten, so silent No voice I see you You know who Little girl, little girl Now realize little girl Overlooked little girl Bottled up and empty holding back At loss you're forgotten Getting back, get back Expectations of another Love given to the younger Broken father, broken brother Emptiness feeds the hunger I see you You know who Little sister, little sister Now realize little sister Overlooked little girl Change, change, change

Time For Love
We search for more time with our children, We search for more time with loved ones. Men search and desire that time for the big game, Women search for more time to get ready so they can look the way they want. With all the things that we want more time for are all things that we love. So I ask you this, are the two four letter words very different? My thoughts are no, when you run out of time then you are all out of love. Without time you have no love, so to think that the time you have you should love every minute of. Soon enough you will lose life and with that there will be nomore time for love. So I urge you that everyday you take the time to love what you have and to love the time you are given.

Understand
A Lil Boy Stands Outside His Home Like Wild Animals The So Call Thugs Roam Lookin For Another Tear Drop To Place Upon There Face Afraid To Look Themselves In The Mirror Scared Of What They Will Face Could It Be The Mother Of The Lil Gurl They Raped What Bout The Father Of The Boy They Killed The Lil Boy Heard A Loud Nosie Then Upon His Face Something So Cold And Wet Rolled Down Taken Its Place On The Ground,Within A Few Days That Tear Drop Made Its Way Upons Someones Face. Thats Fucked Up All The Lil Boy Wanted Was To Stand Outside..

Drama & Trouble Makers Beware
Just so you all know I've been getting harrssing emails from these people including my ex fubar hubby and his best friend, I got screen shots of them, if anyone wants to see so I suggest you block them if you do not want any trouble or drama guys, I love you all, any suggestions on what i should do about them? ~~Daniel~~RRSB~~@ fubar ~~Deliciously Evil~~Owner and co-founder of Raiders Royal Stealth Bombers~~@ fubar

Dan Billings, Drummer For Missouri, Dead At 51
Most of you have probably never heard of Dan Billings. He was a very close friend of mine from my days as a concert promoter and band manager. He engineered the first album I was ever involved with back in the 80's. He will be missed by alot of people. RIP Dan. Police have confirmed that a man found dead in a Lenexa, KS creek was local rock musician Dan Billings. Billings, 51, had been reported missing and his death was accidental, police said. Investigators said Billings fell and hit his head before landing in the creek near 87th Street and Greenway Lane, where he was found Friday morning. They are awaiting autopsy results to determine if those injuries, drowning or a medical condition caused his death. Billings spent 30 years in the music business. He was the drummer for the 1970s rock band Missouri, known for the albums "Missouri," "Welcome Two Missouri" and the hit song "Movin' On." In later years Billings was as a sound engineer for United and Woodland recor

My Group
Please everyone check out my yahoo group the Sunshine Express and join us.It is about giving someone who is alone,handicapped,ill or lonely a little sunshine in their mail box.All that is required is you have a little love and maybe 41 cents for a stamp..we have 68 people on our list who love getting mail even though some cannot even read or write. If you know someone like this join and add them to the database. I am really trying to build it up and give all these wonderful people something to smile about at least once a week but I need your help doing this. Thank you in advance, pass this on to all your friends also, repost it...help me spread the word. Jan http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/sunshineexpress/

Ransomed Shell
*Crying big tears* My lovely pink shell is being held hostage. I need 25,000 comments to get it back. Help me with the ransom?!? All help is greatly appreciated. After all, I'm feeling naked!!! Click me and leave love. Much love, hugs and kisses to all my friends!!! Don't forget to share a :D with someone today! Thanx!!! Here's what I used to look like (boo hoo *sniffle sniffle*)...

Not In Your Backyard Huh..i Dont Think So! We Are Going In Your Backyard!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071108/ap_on_re_us/border_no_man_s_land Border fence could cut through backyards By ALICIA A. CALDWELL, Associated Press Writer 1 hour, 34 minutes ago Founded 240 years ago, this sleepy Texas town along the Rio Grande has outlasted the Spanish, then the Mexicans and then the short-lived independent Republic of Texas. But it may not survive the U.S. government's effort to secure the Mexican border with a steel fence. A map obtained by The Associated Press shows that the double- or triple-layer fence may be built as much as two miles from the river on the U.S. side of the Rio Grande, leaving parts of Granjeno and other nearby communities in a potential no-man's-land between the barrier and the water's edge. Based on the map and what the residents have been told, the fence could run straight through houses and backyards. Some fear it could also cut farmers off from prime farmland close to the water. "I don't sleep right because I'm worried

Her Thoughts
She looked deep into his eyes, trying to decipher his thoughts, his intent. But all she knew was he had the upper hand. It did not matter his intent, because, he would get his desires with her, most likely with out trying. What was it that he had that brought that out in her. "Must maintain control!" It's the only thought she could muster. He speaks and she could feel it, the ocean. It was swelling. The river of passion was begining to flow and she knew she would be unable to stop it. she removes her eyes from his, perhaps that would help. "Look at the floor" She does and her eyes are drawn back up... "Look away" Again her eyes are drawn towards his... "Look over his shoulder" "Just, don't look in his eyes" "Gasp!!!" Again, she is locked into his eyes He knows... He has to know. How can he not. He enjoys it. I pull away and I think I have accomplished something. How foolish. The river is strong now. It looks calm, but underneath the water is rush

Ahhhh Life!!
So I got a new car!! 2001 PT Cruser!!! whooo! N I work at GetGo!!! Exciteing! yea not so much! lmao~ But yea Im just takeing life as it comes!! Its going pretty well right now sooo yea! hopefillu it stays this way! But yea I need stuff to do ppl!!! lol So message me and maybe...(if ur special)lol ;)... we'll chill! Hit me up!!!!! ~Love ya~

I've Just Gotten Approved For My Very 1st Salute
Thank You Fubar for accepting my Salute; these things aren't easy to do especially the only thing you've got take pics of yourself is by a Cellphone. So to The 3 Main People at N.A.P. I've just gotten approved for My First Salute!! Shari

One Republic "apologize"
"Apologize" I'm holding on your rope Got me ten feet off the ground And I'm hearing what you say But I just can't make a sound You tell me that you need me Then you go and cut me down But wait... You tell me that you're sorry Didn't think I'd turn around and say.. That it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I'd take another chance, take a fall, take a shot for you And I need you like a heart needs a beat (But that's nothing new) Yeah yeah I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blue And you say Sorry like the Angel Heaven let me think was you, But I'm afraid It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late Woahooo woah It's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, it's too late I said it's too late to apologize, yeah yeah I said it's too late to apologize, a yeah I'm holding your rope Got me ten feet off the ground.

Sad
Ever have one of those days? We all have. Well today was mine. Get up this morning and my retarded cat broke on of the only things that I had left of my mom. On top of that today is the 4 year anniversary of her death so the 2 things together just didn't set well. Then I am at work and my ex calls to tell me that my 11 year old daughter broke her ankle at school playing volleyball. What next???

Do I Dare?
I sit with devoice paper here for my Goth..I wish not to sign but she lonely and find another.We are country's away.Do I dare sign I love with all my heart but do she really love him and he her?Goth no answer phone no answer Hell here I not know some one tell So far Goth so alone to long I sign?

A Slave For Her Lover ( Part 2)
He grabbed her hair and pulled her to her feet , she winced at the pain but did not cry out . The force he was using was actually very stimulating . He again reached for the riding crop and told her to bend over the bed. He told her that she is free to leave at any time she would like or stop what is happening by saying the word “ bad “ . She compliantly bent over the bed and he brought the crop across her ass leaving a red welt where it had landed . He took his big hand and rubbed her ass and told her that after every strike with the crop he was going to rub the sting in . She was growing wetter with every strike of the crop and every rub of his hand. His finger slipped into her very wet pussy and she moaned with desire. He fingered her until she was on the verge of orgasm and removed his finger . She was left feeling aroused and pissed off at the same time. He told her that when she orgasmed that it would be when he wanted her to not when she wanted to! He then led her over to a l

Chicken Recipe
Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that!! I thought it was perfect for people, like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb. Chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good) 1 cup uncooked popcorn(ORVILLE REDENBACHERS LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste ____ Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it is done.

They Grow Em Big In Texas
A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields, and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, he answered, "Yes, ma'am. Ya' see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete city outfit." Her eyes lit up as she asked, "Where would you like to start?" "Well, ma'am, how about a suit?" "Yes, sir. What size?" "Size 53 tall, ma'am." "Wow, that's really big." "Yes, ma'am, they really grow them big in Texas." "What's next?" she asked. He replied, "How about some shoes?" "What size?" "Size 15 double E." "Wow, that's really big! "Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas." "What's next?" "Well, I reckon I'll need a shirt." "Yes, sir. What size?" "Nineteen and a half neck, sleeves 38," he replied. "Wow, that's really big!" "Yes, ma'am. They really grow them big in Texas.

Gggrrrr
WTF do I not have a say in anything? My husbandand I run a small Paranormal Group and my cousin is a member and it seems like Eric and Brandy make all the descions and when I say I don't like something or what not Eric jumps down my fucking throat. I SAID I DID NOT WANT BRANDY'S B/F IN THE GROUP AND WHILE I AM AT WORK TODAY HE SHOWS UP AT MY HOUSE WITH BRANDY AND LOW AND BEHOLD WHEN I GET HOME ERIC SAYS HES A MEMBER. I HAVE NO FUCKING SAY. ERIC AND I STARTED THIS FUCKING GROUP (WE ARE THE THE FOUNDERS) SHE IS A FOUNDING MEMBER BUT NOT THE FOUNDER. WE HAVE A CHANCE TO BE ON TV. JUST A SMALL SEGMENT AND SHE WAS ALL PISSING AN MOANING..I DONT WANT TO DO IT. OMG, I AM SO ANGRY..THE MORE I TYPE THE MORE PISSED OFF I AM GETTING. I TOLD ERIC ONCE ALREADY JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS. IT'S A BIG COMMINTMENT...AND I'M TIRED OF BEING PUSHED ASIDE WHEN IT WAS PARTIALLY MY IDEA!!! FUCK OFF!!! THIS IS COMING AFTER I HAD ONE OF THE WORST EXPERIENCES WITH AN ONLINE FRIENDSHIP. MY LIFE PRETTY M

Wheres My Gun!
mother fucking people i swear..what, my accounts are THAT fucking interesting that ya need to try to get into them???? what the fuck i swear...as if its not bad enough my ex is trying to stalk me, now hes tryin to get into my accounts! oh and my sister in law from this last disaster of a marriage found me online too!!!!!!! so now im getting it from both ex's. ok karma....was i really that bad of a kid? i mean for real, both ex's?! they must be fuckin eachother, that would just be the icing on this cake right here!!!!

Gemini Child-- Rayna And Kaden
Gemini’s Child Two of my all-time favorite singer/songwriters are Gemini. My sister has Gemini twin daughters. One of my son’s best friends is a Gemini. I have known a few others through friends of friends and such too. There is one common thread woven between all of them that I have never seen discussed in the books that define the different zodiac signs. All of the Gemini people I have ever known are hungry. Yes, they are verbally skilled and often love music, but there is an underlying hunger in each of them. It is as if they are searching for something, some missing piece of their life. Perhaps it is that endless search for some unattainable element that makes them who they are. How do you help your Gemini child find peace within himself at an early age? From the cradle, Gemini children are curious and begin their quest for knowledge. Everything fascinates them. They want to dabble in a bit of this and a bit of that. Geminis seldom grow up to be boring u

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Verse 1: I never knew just what to do, When I came to life and all those promises, Always earned every word that came along the way, Now I know that what I sow, will always be the way things really just grow, Forever now, please show me how, To fight these feelings, they're still reeling Chorus: No longer will I have to remind the past, Those I've come to glimpse of it, (Yeah) No longer will I carry this weighted past, Now I face the day with no shame. Verse 2: I've always tried to live the life, Now looking back, and it doesn't seem right, How I lived, and never gived, And always take what wasn't mine, In discreet, could never keep a glimor in my soul of something more, No longer I will sit and die, for something I don't even really care for Chorus Yeah No longer... Chorus No longer No longer Now I face the day, with no shame

Pisces Child-my Jalen
Pisces’ Child In general, Pisces is misunderstood and ends up as a loner. They love people and have a deep desire to connect on a spiritual soul-to-soul level, but they end up protecting themselves behind walls for their own safety. People think they are soft and wishy-washy but in reality, they are quite stubborn and from birth to grave, they remain true to themselves. You can argue until you are blue in the face and you can even beat your Pisces child into submission, but the truth is that as soon as you are not looking they will go right back to what they were doing because it suits them. You have to show them how to be true to themselves without angering everyone else. They are not the only nonconformists in the zodiac, but they do not typically have the skills to make themselves understood by others and I am not so sure that they even care if people really understand them. People will accuse your Pisces child of telling lies. This comes from a number of diffe

One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." "But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have

The Hardest Day Of My Life
Today....of all days....is the hardest day of my life....It is Alexs birthday....and I had to give him up today....He has gotten way out of control and I cant have the chance of him hurting one of the others...He is moving in for a short time with his father...Its has to be the hardest thing I have ever I mean ever done.... I feel as if I have failed him....I am his mom...I am the one that should be caring for him! but I have had to make this change to protect the other people in my life....I am not saying his is some psycho mad man ....But he has just gotten out of hand...It maybe cause I work to much....It maybe he just really needs his dad...I dont know what it is but I know I feel like someone ripped my heart out of my chest....It hurts really bad.

Taking A Break From It All
I wont be online for a while, some things are going on in my life these days that i can no longer keep a strong face about. There comes a time in everyones life when all they need is time... to sit back search their souls and learn who they are and learn how to pick themselves back up from the storm. I will check in from time to time but i will not be here for chatting... or bullshitting around. I can't say that i am fine anymore i just cant. Know that i love you all and that i miss you.

Stranger
i walked in this place with no intentions on ever meeting a beautiful woman that could help me forget all i've been going thru and ever since seeing you i'v ebeen wanting to know you don't know you but i've already had visions of holding you i'm sorry baby i'm not trying to scare you away i just believe if u feel it you should mean what you say so here's the truth i just wanna lay this on the line i'm so into your eyes and attracted to your smile forgive me if i seem nervous but i dont usually do this if i fumble with my words its basically cause im new to this so be patient with me let me get words in order hold on a second let me take a sip of some water umm okay where was at hmm let me see i was explaining to you why it is i'm feeling what i see look baby i don't know you but i feel like i know you and if given the chance one day i'm a show you that you can place your heart in my hands for me to hold and i swear to the heavens that i'll never let it go and i know

Ok Here I Go
I SEE I HAVE 2 PUT SUM PPL IN THEIR PLACE ABOUT THINGS I AM BORN A CATHOLIC BC I WAS BAPTIZED IN A CATHOLIC CHURCH N IM A WICCAN BC MY MOM IS ONE N SO ARE THE WOMEN IN MY FAMILY. THO SUM HAVE TURNED THEIR BACKS ON IT N HAVE CONVERTED N SUCH IM HALF CATHOLIC N WICCAN DEAL WITH IT. IM NOT A WITCH THAT U SEE ON TV I DONT TWITCH MY NOSE N IM NOT A CHICK FROM CHARMED. I HAVE MY OWN WAYS OF DOING THINGS ....RESPECT... I DONT CALL ON THE FOUR CORNERS LIKE THEY DO IN THE MOVIE....STOP RELYING ON MOVIES LIKE THE CRAFT TO GENERALIZE WITCHES N WICCANS SIGHS LOVE U MY FRIENDS N FAMILY IDIOTS BEGONE TESS

My Chemical Romance - Teenagers
They're gonna clean up your looks With all the lies and the books To make a citizen out of you Because they sleep with a gun And keep an eye on you son So they can watch all the things you do Because the drugs never work They gonna give you a smirk Cause they got methods of keeping you clean They gonna rip off your heads, Your aspirations are shreds Another cock in the murder machine They say that Teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less As long as someone don't bleed So darken your clothes Or strike a violent pose Maybe they'll leave you alone, but not me The boys and girls in the click The awful names that they stick You're never gonna fit in much, kid But if you're troubled and hurt What you got under your shirt Will make them pay for the things that they did They say that Teenagers scare the living shit out of me They could care less, As long as someone don't bleed So darken your clothes Or strike a violent pose May

The Funnies On Life
My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't. ********** Marriage is a threering circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. ********** For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake. ********** There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman: Before marriage and after marriage. ********** Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car ********** An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife." ********** Reason Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: All the DNA is the same. ********** I was in the express lane at the store q

This Is One Of The Clubs Where I'll Be Teaching Yoga
Man Fighting Perks For Women At Local Gym 11-08-2007 7:21 AM (Las Vegas, NV) -- Women who join a local gym can get a break on their bill, but one man thinks that's sexist. Todd Phillips tells Channel Eight [[ KLAS ]] he has filed a complaint with the Nevada Equal Rights Commission over the "ladies join free" promotion at the Las Vegas Athletic Club. Phillips claims it's unfair that men don't get a similar offer. He also is opposed to the gym's special facility for women only, . Phillips claims having a "ladies only gym" is, quote, "just as wrong as having a whites only country club." Not everyone agrees. Chad Smith with the Las Vegas Athletic Club denies any discrimination against men, and the offer is a way to "treat women special." Philips says the gym fight is just one of several examples men are treated unfairly. He claims "ladies nights" at bars and nightclubs is another form of special treatment for women.

Scorpio's Child -thats Me!
Scorpio’s Child Scorpios get a lot of bad press. They are vindictive, mean, and obsessed with sex. That’s not really fair. Scorpio rules the house of sharing. They are the stewards of sharing money, resources, love, and yes sharing each other’s bodies. It is their deepest most spiritual need to be completely connected, loved, and sharing from the depth of their soul. It is from this place that they are so easily hurt. Wounded Scorpios are a force to be reckoned with and yes, they are famously ruthless and cruel. How do you keep your own Scorpio child from becoming obsessive and mean? Love them. Yes, all children need to be loved, but Scorpio children need to be loved at such a deep personal connected level. The worse thing you can do to a Scorpio child is to ignore them. They feel emotionally abandoned and never really learn to trust anyone again. You absolutely must make sure that your Scorpio child knows that you love them. Touch them with purpose. They

My First Time Watching Her
“ I’m not that bold “ was her reply to my command to suck on the dick of the big black stud who had just finished fucking the big titted blonde beside us. As we were discussing the fact that I was the master and she was my sex slave, a better looking and better built black guy walked up and she asked him if he wanted to” sure was his response.” He quickly undressed and his underwear barely clear of his cock and her mouth was on it. I knew from experience that her big full lips were made for sucking dick, he soon found out too. As I watched my lover giving head to this black Adonis, I seen the lust wash over her face that only comes when she has a hard dick between her lovely lips. As she gave him the best head he has probably ever had, she ran her hands all over his body. After about 30 minutes of her sucking on his ebony shaft , she laid back and he entered her wet juicy pussy. Within 2 minutes she was having her first orgasm of the evening. As he fucked her I watched his

New Stuff
I just wanted to give you a all a up date I have this Job placement meeting tomorrow morning so hopefully they'll be able to help me find a job so I can get off my ass and start doing something! LOL so wish me luck, and I also I should be getting a new chair here soon it'll have lots of features and be kick ass!!!! o and my birthday is coming up in a week or two so what ya going to get me????? HAHA stay classy! you all rock!!!!!!!!

10 Commandments Of Marriage
Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish. Commandment

Just About Me
Hello people my name is Mick add me spank me do any thing you want to me just don't piss me off... And no before any gay guys ask i'm into women and thats the end of it I',m a painter by trade and always up for some local work at good rates. any females my add me as a friend

Bein Submissive/a Nice Guy.
For most of my life i have been a very submissive guy. Before you run for the exits i don't mean sexually. i mean i have allways been very laid back, unassuming person who prefers if other people make the decisions. I started dating when i was 14 and i allways was attracted to very athletic girls who were very strong and opinionated. Then, in college, i met a Gil who was Dominant. Ii thought i had died and gone to heaven. She called the shots and no, it wasn't just sexually. She did introduce meto serving a Woman as a sexaul submissive. My first24/7 lifestyle D/s relation shiphapened about 10years ago. i met a Woman who considered herself a Female Supremist. She taught me how to allways keep the Woman in my life at the center of attention at all times. She taught me how to please a Woman in the bedroom and have me not expect or need anything in return. i waited on her hand an dfoot. If sh said jump i said how high and i loved it. It took a few weeks of training but

If U Have The Heart And Not Scared
the hottest new lounge on fubar the Lumbrd is holding a ameteur nite for strippers 1st place $1,000.00 2nd place $500.00 and 3rd place $250.00 lets see if u got what it takes november 13th at the lumber yard 7p.m. centrial time

3 Days Grace
Ok so i know it's been awhile but we went to see 3 days grace on friday nov. 2nd, and had a really good time. we took my boyfriends daughter and his sister with us, they really had a good time, it was his daughters first concert, she had a blast and we had fun she got to see red, three days grace, breaking benjamin, and seether, they all put on a good show, but still the best part was watching the girls have a good time.

Jimmyred
-jimmyred has checked you out! -new friend requests from jimmyred recieved! right. HOW. MANY. FUCKING. TIMES. I asked the guy to go at least read the section on friend requests. shoutbox - im not a boring asswipe, but if you dont want to add me youll never know that On 11/8/2007, fu299078@fubar.com wrote: You're a jackass. Must be an age thing and my reply.. so you know im being fair - "why does EVERY SINGLE MAN (if you can call them that) assume that by asking them to actually READ something, I am automatically aiming that entire section at them? oh, and after blocking this genius, i get this email - lol. says you. cant even be bothered TO READ SOMETHING PROPERLY.. its just like "oh look, another person to add *clicks friend request button* not even a HELLO. whats the point/??!! and youre calling ME a jackass. Well, ive got a few choice words to describe you, and believe me they go way beyond "jackass" "

Get R' Done.... Help Hellcat Level 137, 068 To Fu-king
Please stop by and show her some love, shes always there helping others, lets make her Fu-King by the end of today, thanks so much, Much love xoxoxox Jen HELLCAT O'NINE TALES@ fubar This pimpout brought to you by.... ~*Huggable*Lovable*Kissable*Jen*~Fu Wife 2 "MikeyX24kt" ~*DSC*~@ fubar

30 Seconds To Mars - The Kill
What if I wanted to break Laugh it all off in your face What would you do? What if I fell to the floor? Couldn’t take this anymore What would you do, do, do? Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you What if I wanted to fight Beg for the rest of my life What would you do? (do, do) You say you wanted more What are you waiting for? I’m not running from you Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you Look in my eyes You’re killing me, killing me All I wanted was you I tried to be someone else But nothing seemed to change I know now, this is who I really am inside Finally found myself Fighting for a chance I know now, this is who I really am Come break me down Bury me, bury me I am finished with you, you, you Look in my eyes You’re killing me, killing me All I wanted was you Come break me down Break me down Break me down What if I wanted to break? Lyrics > 30 Seconds to Mars Lyrics > 30 Seconds to Mars The K

Children
So here is my thing. I have an 8 year old son with my x husband. He is now seeing some one new after years of divorce and I am fine with that. However, this new girl has pictures of her and her friends partying and playing with um, how should I say it ? Plastic things... adult oriented and she also has my sons picture on this same page of hers. I emailed her to ask her to remove the picture, so she just shut her page down so I couldn't see it anymore and never replied. Was I wrong to ask her to take my sons picture off her page? I dont want him broadcasted on the net and I surely don't want him on a web page where the women are playing around with adult thingys.

I Am Very Sorry But...
To all my wonderful new friends and family I am saying sorry in advance for letting some people down yearly this depression sets my moods as it is doing now certain timely events leaves an empty feeling in me which no-one and nothing can help to set free. Holidays most spend with their family and friends are the ones I run from and wish they would end they remind me how all alone I am by my own doing and now I want to change it, but can’t seem to do a thing. I feel numb to the point no-one wants me around and I don’t blame them cuz I’d only let them down I want only to be only to hide away and maybe die cuz then no-one is close enough to hear me cry. I didn’t think so long ago of the long term effects it now holds when once I closed my feelings so my heart couldn’t be sold but every winter it once again leaves me out in the night with a special needs child and not even the will to fight. So until this season passes me by and I feel anew there’s really noth

The Video - A Special Film Where You Can See My Country From Bird's Eye
I'm starting a series of blog vids on my native country. I happened to experience that many people still think that here in Lithuania we have nothing what western world has, like cash dispensers, big stores and shopping malls, etc. We do have them all. But this series is more about the historical treasures we want to cherish and keep for the future generations and share with our tourists as well. I'd be glad if you told me what you like and what you don't like about the video. I know it's longish - more than ten mins - but the views are dear to my heart. Thanks to those who will really watch it.

Diabetes
Hello everyone, as you can see, it is Diabetes Awareness Month, I just had to share this because like thousands out there among the adults and kids, I am a diabetic and there are members here on Fubar that are as well I am sure, so please, go show support of this awareness. I will be adding these Diabetes Awareness pics to my photos shortly.

Wicked!!!
My sister sends me an email about a video game commercial she saw last night during south park. If i was able to stay awake (i swear i must be getting old) i would've been able to see it. Anyway we both agree that he looks VERY Prince of Persia. Check it out: Assassin's Creed

Where All The Poets At?
I have been reading the poem on my page and thinking.."Where are all the poets at?" I mean poets used to be some of the most respected and celebrity people out there. A good poem could get you into the higher levels of society, help you seduce a married woman, get a blushing virgin to offer herself to you, make kings and queens cry and grant you money. Where have these masters of words gone? Where are the men who lived to write poems? Shakespeare, Sydney, Marlowe, Poe? Romance has flown out the window poetry is no longer what it used to be. That makes me sad. Nothing turns me to butter more than a bit of poetry whispered into my ear at the right moment. But then thats just wishful thinking....sad.

Yay Me Yay Me!!
LETS SEE WHERE TO START FOR THE ONES THAT KNOWS HOW TO READ BLOGS I ANIT GOING BE ON AFTER 5 DAYS CAUSE I AM HEADIN TO MN TO BE WITH SOMEONE VERY SPECAIL TO ME BUT SOON AS WE GET THE NET BACK WE BOTH WILL BE ON ALL THE TIME JUST DONT FORGET ABOUT US WHEN WE ANIT ON !! AND IF YOU ARE WONDERIN WHO HAS MY HEART LEARN TO READ PROFILES AND YOU WILL SEE =D I WILL BE LEAVING TUESDAY THE 13 THEN FLYIN TO PHILLY THEN TO DALLAS THEN INTO MINNEAPOLIS YAY ME :O=D

Keeper Of My Heart
when iam down u bring me up. just hereing your voice is enough for me but even better when your nere me. everything so much better with u in my life. just the lil thing u do for me is all i need u never make me sad u allways know what to say to make me smile. never try to make me mad allways try to make me happy. there no one like u in this world. u make me never want to let u go. i don't think anything could ever go wrong when it comes to u. i think it just going to keep getting better and if it dose then u might end up with my heart so please becareful it still healing i don't think u would want to every break something this beautful so iam trusting u with it to help it heal i give it to u to care for and make sure nothing happen to it u are the keeper of my heart please make sure no one breaks it again cause i don't think it will be fixable again so please watch it care for it and make sure it heal the right way tell i can give it to someone who will enjoy it beatuful gowl so u are

Funnies
ADULT QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS: by GWEN Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? A: 1 U.S. leader Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A: A cherry float. Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A: Beat it - we're closed. Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties? A: To find a tight seal. Q: What's the difference between sin and shame? A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out. Q: What's the speed limit of sex? A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Q: Why did Raggedy Ann get thrown out of the toy box? A: She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face, and moaning, "Lie to me!" Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K9P. Q: What's another name for pickled bread? A: Dill-dough. Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy? A: She's withholding evidence. Q: What's th

I'm What!?!?!?
I'm now 30 yep yep I'm old but very very happy with it!! lol Yesterday was my birthday and it was a great one! Dennis planned a wonderful nite! We went to Skerter Barns (GREAT FOOD) Then me and my ideas stopped at both south Targets cause Halloween was 90% off fround great deals!! Stocking up for next year lol. Went over to his parents and he gave me his gift A wonderful promise ring!! When we came back home he took the ring back off and said that he wants to marry me next halloween!! 10-31-08 We had been joking about this for a few months of a Halloween dress up wedding and we both luv Halloween as r fave holiday. So Come next Halloween we will be getting married and having a dress up for everyone bash!! I'll keep u enformed of more details!! Thanks everyone for their bday greetings!! Kisses Everyone!! Sassy J Wench

Let The Fun Bein
REPLY IN A PRIVATE MESSAGE TO ME WITH YOUR ANSWERS. DONT BE AFRAID. YOU NEVER KNOW WHO WILL REPLY OR WHAT ANSWERS THEY WILL GIVE. EVEN IF YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND OR HUSBAND OR WIFE - REPOST THIS! LET THE FUN BEGIN........ 1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Appli

And A Side Note...
I have the most amazing and wonderful boyfriend in the world... just to put that out there.... I have never been so in love with a man who was soo insanely perfect for me. Despite my many many many flaws, he still loves me... and I adore him for that... sooo i just wanted to put that out there.... cuz i'm in one of those moods today... I've gotta shower and such... just felt like doing a mushy blog

Stores
Just wanted to vent about stores. Every get that thing in your head that you wanted to buy? Say like today - I wanted to buy a whiffle ball for my son. I had it in my head what it looked like, the packaging, what corner of the store I could find it. Was it there? No. Pisser. I got him some stackable cars instead. Oh well.

Poem I Wrote For Someone Special.
a poem I wrote an had published in 1993 for someone special YOU know who you are Somehow I knew I'd see you here today. here at the mall.. now I'm in the mercy of old memories I heard you got someone new. you may wonder.... why? I keep coming around with this heart so broken in two.. I'm not the one who found someone new... you can go on thinking were through.. but.. I'll never give up.. I sit at home thinking of you and I start to cry,what elce can I do? when I here your falling in love with her.. you can't here or see me falling apart.. but.. I won't hide my face in a strangers embrace .. when we run from each other.. don't be suprised if theres tears in my eyes.. because you hurt me so bad.. but.. I know I still love you with all of my heart..

Weak
Why are most women so fucking weak? Its disgusting....I'm not saying that there arent really strong women out there, I have met some pretty fucking hardcore chicks...but to cry and cry over internet "loves" is bullshit...men are men and they pretty much will do anything to get their dicks wet.

Something That Pisses Me Off
Ok, i know i'm gonna piss a lot of people off with this blog... but i realized something today... i was watching TV.... well, sorta, it was ON... and do you have ANY idea how much i FUCKING HATE white rappers?!?!?!?!?!? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.... no offense, i hate rap period... but something about a white guy trying to just annoys me. Oh yeah, it was something about that 8 mile movie that i saw.... so anyways... SERIOUSLY... holy fuck. I mean, DAMN. WHY? You might ask... BECAUSE!!!! THEY START FUCKING TALKING IN EBONICS!!! And for those of you who know me, KNOW that shit pisses me off. I cuss like a sailor, and for that, well, I'm not sorry, DEAL with it... but holy shit. I don't "kerr bout yer grill" GOD. UGH, i want to PUKE... fucking idiots. SOOO, I'm moving to Canada... OOHH and I got into an interesting debate this morning... which is one i've had a lot recently with a lot of my friends, about the impending elections.... Well, in 08, look at the idiots we have as possibi

Job Issues
I have lived in Virginia since September...how come i do not have a job yet? It's really quite frustrating. I need some kind of distraction from the counting of hours as they pass. A day seems so long when you have nothing to do...and nothing to look forward to doing in the coming days...I guess i will resort to street performing. *sigh* what has my life become?

Timeout
Hey guys, i just wanted to let all of you know that as of today i will be off Fubar for about 10 days im goin away for awhile to clear my head i need some time to my self to regroup after what's been goin on and i cant do it here..I will miss you guys very much just remember to leave me love while im gone. I will be on only to check my mail on yahoo and msn..Those of you are close to me have my msn and yahoo id so if you wannna leave me love there go ahead i will be checking it....I have to clear my head and find out what the next step is in my life and where its headed.....This is a much needed break for me and i will use my time to figure out whats next and what im going to do.... Just remember me while im gone and i would hope that i have all of your guys love and support in this time of transition and for all of you who dont know what going i will fill you in later.. But i have alot major decsions to make and decisons that arent meant to taken lightly..SO for now good bye to all

Support The Troops!?!
I know if anyone actually reads this, this rant will cause me some grief but I just got to say it. Can anyone really support the troops without supporting the war? What is it we're really saying when we purport such a proposition? I can understand people saying that they would rather not see young men and woman in harms way or having sympathy for the ones who die or are wounded but to believe that you ca support the troops without supporting the war is a dangerous fallacy. I have to admit I am fearful of writing this. Opposition to the war in this country has brought about a suspension of rights and an equation to treason, but; my father, who passed away last year, was a VERY VOCAL opponant to the war and the Bush administration policies and he was a Decorated COMBAT VETERAN of the Korean War. It pains me when I hear that the troops are defending our nation. PEOPLE PAY ATTENTION!!! We did not go into Iraq for this reason. Does anyone remember the WOMDs??? There were none. We

Family List
well I deleted some people from my family list... sorry people, but i had too many people there, most of which i never talk to... so obviously, you got the boot... only people i talk with often and love to pieces can be there... oddly, i have no idea how some people made it that far... as to be on my family list... but, whatever.... anyhow... just wanted to drop by and say, um, well, i deleted some people... do u realize i have like 1100 friends or some shit?? all sorts of crazy fuckers add me, and now i'm like FUCK i can't find people in my friends list to even email them or anything... pretty fucking annoying... so thats the blog for now... i plan to a nice blog later... i've got a lot to say... you should listen to jack off jill... great afternoon music... to kill certain mushy gushy lovey dovey moods my neighbor's cat had me in ;) love u baby.

The Most Functional Word In The English Language:
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You ! can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Keep Your Liu's And Hu's And Wu's
As long as I can remember I've loved those asian eyes I think it hit me for the first time when I was four or five That almond shape, that slanted form my tiny brain did burn I dreamed of hugging Nancy Kwan oh how my heart did yearn Then when I was almost twenty I met my future wife a kind and lovely asian gal with whom I'd spend my life Then it suddenly hit me like a loaf of day old bread I wasn't seeing asian eyes It was a beautiful soul instead So keep your Liu's and Hu's and Wu's that's not what I really must I found that it was much more deep It's love built out of trust

When It Comes To Dancing...
War, in the older days whether a man fought with a sword or gun. At night they acted as Gentlemen by dancing the Waltz. I don't think it happened here in the U.S., if it did it probably happened when alot of new people came here. For 'our' Fore Fathers I say thank you. If it wasn't for them I swear I really don't know how we would be dancing. Sure some American Indians dances are cool but for women not like lady like. As my dad calls me heathen, why did he call me that? Not for Indian dancing but what I make, like Dreamcatchers, leather pouches as in Medicine Bags and personal pouches (that each people puts in what they find that they consider is what their Spirit Guides give them for many reasons), I make God Eyes and alot of different Indian Artwork. I remember saying to my dad 'Thank you', cause I do have a little Cherokee in me.

Where's All My Help?
I have posted several blogs about the contest I'm in and I am still pretty far behind the leader. I need need need some help baaaad! Please post a bulletin and a blog to help me out and I will return the love by commenting on all your pics and stash. Just let me know through a private message how you helped and I will return the love...Thanks everyone and much love to you all...

Native Spirits Tribe (rules)
post date: 2007-11-08 10:25:25 1. We're a drama free Tribe! We don't except drama! If you have a problem's with some one in side thee family please let your chief know so we can try to take care of thee problem before it gets out of hand. 2. We help each other level! We do a tribal luv on the ones that haves the lowest points to go! To be on the tribal list you most read and comment on all of Native Spirits Tribe blogs off of your chief's page! That is how we PICK who goes on the tribal luv list. 3. We ask that you only hold the Native Spirits Tribe on your name. If you think you should be in another family don't want to just hold our name then you can leave I no this sounds hard core but if you do it is one of them things that if we do something then the other family can PICK up on it. We are one not 2 or 3 other families. 4. We do contest there is our bombers (AKA) warriors but we ask for every one to comment that way we are showing our luv to the tribe that is in

Have A Great Weekend!!!
Hulllooooo fubar!!!! Just writing a blog to wish you all a GREAT weekend. I will probably will not be around much this weekend. Why? Same thing as last weekend...I am working till close tonight and coming home and going straight to bed because I am working an all day shift tomorrow and an all day shift on saturday and have to be up bright and early on Sunday. I am going to be one tired chicka. So...I'm sorry I won't be arouund to shoot the shit with all my favorite fubarians, but....work calls!! Have a great thursday and an awesome weekend for me. Please have a few drinks for me!! Also, don't forget to show my overworked ass some love while I am gone!!! *MUAH*

Tag Designing For Anyone That Wants It
WELL IVE BEEN ON HERE FOR ALONG TIME AND IVE CREATED A HELL OF A LOT OF TAGS AND IVE GOTTEN SO MUCH RESPONSE ON THE TAGS IVE MADE IN THE PAST AND RECENTLY I JUST WANT TO OFFER MY SKILLS TO ANYONE WHO WOULD LIKE A TAG AND OR IS IN NEED OF A DESIGNER FOR THEIR LOUNGE OR FUBAR GROUP I DO NOT USE GLITTER OR ANIMATION, OR PSP I SIMPLY USE THE SKILLS GOD GAVE ME FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME IF ANYONE WOULD LIKE ONE. PINK

Finding More Than U Are Looking For
Does it really happen that your online one day cause u feel like flirting and next thing u know, you can't stop thinking about someone u have just been talking to online. Have you ever had this feeling? I always thought that if i got divorced i would be screwed cause i would never find someone else that would take me on with my children part time. Who wants that you know?

The Song Sometimes From My New Solo Album
NEVER SEEMED TO MATTER THAT MUCH TO ME CAUSE I WAS ALWAYS TO DAMN BLIND TO SEE CAUGHT UP IN WHAT I WANTED YOU TO BE TURNS OUT THE ONLY PERSON GETTING FOOLED IS ME NOW WE JUST SEEM SO OUTTA PLACE ALL I CAN REMEMBER IS YOUR FACE SOMETIMES I WANNA CRY SOMETIMES I WANNA FLY AWAY FROM EVERYTHING AND BACK INTO YOUR HEART AGAIN BUT I CANT SOMETIMES I WANNA DIE SOMETIMES I WANNA FLY FROM EVERYTHING AND BACK INTO YOUR HEART BUT I CANT AND I WONT YOUR ACTING LIKE ITS GETTING SO HARD TO FEEL CANT TELL WHATS RIGHT FROM WRONG FOREAL WE BOTH BECOME SO DAMN SURREAL OUR RELATIONSHIP'S TOO FAR GONE TO HEAL NOW WE JUST SEEM SO OUTTA PLACE WITH THAT STONE COLD LOOK UPON YOUR FACE SOMETIMES I WANNA CRY SOMETIMES I WANNA FLY AWAY FROM EVERYTHING BACK INTO YOUR HEART AGAIN BUT I CANT SOMETIMES I WANNA DIE SOMETIMES I WANNA FLY AWAY FROM EVERYTHING AND BACK INTO YOUR HEART AGAIN BUT I CANT AND I WONT ALLOW MYSELF TO SUFFER THROUGH T

Rough Sex..... Nsfw
Found this on MySpace and thought I would share it with all of you. Pretty funny. Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories. Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your teeth The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash, so suck a dick and save a smile. Having nice sex burns 358 calories. Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories. Take off her clothes with her consent.........................12 cal without......................187 cal Take off her Bra With two hands..........................8 cal With one hand.........................12 cal With mouth.............................85 cal Put on Protection hard .......................... 6 cal soft..........................315 cal Foreplay Looking for target...................8 cal Finding G spot ......................92 cal Entry Holding her..................12 cal On the floor..

Witoka Needs Our Prayers
sexy1goth: I'm Tammy I live next door to Deanna I'm signing her off we are waiting for the pearameds to get here I belive she is having a hartatack.Please let Jeff know I thikn that's what she is trying to say she just keep's calling for him. THIS WAS SENT TO ME NO MORE THAN 3 MINS AGO pLEASE SEND HER YOUR PRAYERS AND THOUGHTS. OH AND jEFF I HOPE YOUR HAPPY.

Done Dirty
i did dirty, he did dirty. let's call it even and start fresh. no more secrets, no more lies, no more need for mistrust. things can be as they once were. and not just on a personal level. believe it and it can happen. truly work for it and it can happen. on both sides and for anything. well....damn near anything of course!

Re: Nfl Star Considered 9/11 A False Flag From Day One
RE: NFL Star Considered 9/11 a False Flag From Day One ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Paul Joseph Watson Date: 08 Nov 2007, 08:13 NFL Star Considered 9/11 a False Flag From Day One Former Dallas Cowboys Super-Bowl winner and five time Pro Bowler Mark Stepnoski said in a radio interview yesterday that anybody who still believes the official story of 9/11 is either incredibly naive or in complete denial, as he revealed how he considered the event to be a possible false flag operation on the very day it happened. http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/november2007/081107_false_flag.htm

Thoughts On Fubar
Someone online here asked me what i thought about bein on FUBAR and what do i get out of it> i had to think alot on this subject and told them id get back to them asap. And now they can read this blog and find out what i think after a few days of thinking on it. QUESTION: WHAT DO I THINK OF FUBAR? Answer: i think FUBAR is a terrific site to encounter people, yes it is a somewhat adult site but it can be a friendship site aswell with all the filters on and people blocking albums and such on their profiles.There are some people on here that may not want to make friends or whatevere so i tend to avoid them at any cost..but mostly others are willing.

Just Fall
Hold up there you go again Puttin on that smile again Even though I know you’ve had a bad day Doin this and doin that Always puttin’ yourself last A whole lotta give and not enough take But you can only be strong so long before you break… So fall go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine Ill catch you every time you fall Go on and lose it all Every doubt every fear every worry every tear Im right here Baby fall Forget about the world tonight All that’s wrong and all that’s right Lay your head on my shoulder let it fade away And if you wanna let go baby its okay Fall go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine Ill catch you every time you fall Go on and lose it all Every doubt, every fear, every worry, every tear Im right here Baby fall Hold on hold on hold on to me... Fall go on and fall apart Fall into these arms of mine Ill catch you every time you fall Go on and lose it all Every doubt, every fear, every worry, every tear Im

Massachusetts Friends
Massachusetts Friends How Massachusetts friends are different than anyone else How Massachusetts friends are different than anyone else... FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunk Massachusetts FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught --------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs Massachusetts FRIENDS: Call your parents drunk as hell and tell them about the nasty bitch you tried to pick up -------------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Hope the night out drinking goes smoothly, and hope that no one is late for the ride home. Massachusetts FRIENDS: Know some wild shit will happen, and set up rally points and an E & E route. --------------------------------------------------------------- FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Massachusetts FRIENDS: Will be sitting next to you saying, Damn...th

Customized License Plates
This is a funny article. I applied for personalized plates in Texas. My first choice was: "SHGWGN" - got rejected. Second choice was "YOGAMN" - also rejected, so they gave me my third choice, which was/is: "JRAMBO". Weird. Funny story here. . . A Vehicle for Self-Expression? Not on These Roads. By Marc Fisher Sunday, November 4, 2007; Page C01 For 11 years, over nearly 200,000 miles, with the blessing of the state of Virginia, David Phillips has driven his Tracker with the "POOFTER" license plate, and nobody has complained -- not even when he parked at the British Embassy, where everybody knows "poofter" is British slang for a gay man. "It's always a rolling good laugh for them," says Phillips, who is gay and chose his tags' message because "it's just an amusing word that I self-identify with." David Phillips was told to return his license plate, which reads "POOFTER," after the special plates office deemed it "socially, racially or ethnically offensive or

Only In America-----
1. Only in America..... .can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America..... .are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America..... .do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America..... .do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America..... .do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America..... .do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America..... .do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America..... .do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eigh

"cum Sucking Dumpster Sluts"
Ever notice that in todays society that either people are to rude or just plain too stupid to be nice? Growing up, when someone said hello..you said hello back...if they smiled you smiled back. Now a days if you say hello to someone they automatically think you want to fuck. If you smile at someone your upto no good. Here on Fubar I have made it a point to send love out to everyone and anyone that has been nice enough to visit my site, Especially if they are from my hometown.. But ill be Goddamned if I have had people, woman especially actually tell me i was too old for them and not to bother them..AND ALL I DID WAS SAY HELLO AND RATE THERE PAGE. jesus grow the fuck up..iv'e seen some of there pics and they really don't have that much to be stuck up over. So thats why this is called "CUM SUCKING DUMPSTER SLUTS" if your offended you are probably one of the guilty, if you are laughing your ass off i enjoyed rating your pics and page..and even more enjoyed saying hello. BIGPOPPA

10 Commandments Of Marriage
☼ 10 COMMANDMENTS OF MARRIAGE ☼ Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. Commandment 3. Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand! Commandment 4. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Commandment 5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either the car is new or the wife is. Commandment 6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. Commandment 7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said. After

My Phone Number...
Ok.. For My Dear Friends.. Here Is My New Phone Number... Putting It On Here So That You Can Find It Easier If You Misplace It 1 204 272 3976 Love Ya Guys XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX PS.. I don't mind getting calls.. but if I'm not expecting your call.. to send me a message b4 hand. :D

Toy's Laced With Date Rape Drug..
Body: From: FOR THE CHILDREN WILL NEVER BE DELETED! Date: Nov 8, 2007 9:24 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: ¢¾ Natasha loves her family ¢¾ Date: Nov 8, 2007 9:20 AM Please repost! This toy is sold online as well as at common, local retailers like Toys R Us and others! Take care, Jeni ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Honoring The Memory of Michigans Fallen Troops Date: Nov 8, 2007 10:54 AM ----------------- Bulletin Message ----------------- From: Mary PeteccaBeigh Date: Nov 8, 2007 11:48 AM Toy Containing 'Date-Rape' Drug Pulled AP Posted: 2007-11-08 09:52:36 Filed Under: Recalls WASHINGTON (Nov. 7) - Millions of Chinese-made toys for children have been pulled from shelves in North America and Australia after scientists found they contain a chemical that converts into a powerful date rape drug when ingested. Two children in the U.S. and three in Australia were hospitalized after swallowing th

Don't Touch That Dial!
so this was from Devil's Night, but i forgot to post it:P 6:38 PM - DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!!!!! Current mood: chipper HOLEEE SHIYIT! i think i just peed myself. this movie is so fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!! everyone has to see "bLACK sHEEP"! totally digusting....and it made me gag....and almost puke in my shirt. just....see i...it's...BISGUSING...and you have to watch it...and shirt puke...and gag....and it's awesome!!! i just busted my bra. huge teetays destroying helpless menial wire and elastic fabric. RIP bra 7266 (is that a good number?) thanks Morgana for the delicious bluebunnay poopsicle...and we got the free fucking tacos!!!!!!!!!!! GO RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!! i have a big hot pastrami ;) and Seth be giving me the beers and they taste like heavens!!!!!!!!!! "and what is this??? and this??? and these here???" love love love....dates and love love love. pathetic beast! keep in mind, that your hot pastrami is only available to date high school senior

I'm In The Writing Mood
Loving you is like a refreshing breath of air. Like laying down on your back and staring up at the stars. You feel so small but at the same time you actually feel like you're a part of something. Like floating in the ocean. It's there for you, it's yours, and there's no limit. There's no barrier to how far you can go. It's just a choice. Your choice. It's screaming at you, asking, "How far do you WANT to go?" When you're actually in love, you want to go to any limit. You want to burst out crying in mid-thought just thinking about how much you love that other person. That you love them so much it's almost pain, but it's not. It's the best gift you could ever receive and it's alarming how uncertain you can feel but at the same you anticipate so much. You feel strong enough to knock over a building, energetic enough to pull twice your weight in uncertainty, and be more than okay with the fact you don't understand. You know you could sit and try to figure out the never answered question, "

My Kind Of Priest!
Hell, I'll go to this guy's church and I hate organized religion. Bishop backs brothel regulation Thu Nov 8, 10:03 AM ET A Roman Catholic bishop in the southern English port city of Portsmouth is backing a campaign to legalize brothels without in any way condoning them. The Right Reverend Crispian Hollis supported the local branch of the Women's Institute which wants to license brothels. "If you are going to take a pragmatic view and say prostitution happens, I think there is a need to make sure it's as well regulated as possible for the health of people involved and for the safety of the ladies themselves," Hollis said. "That's not to say I approve of prostitution in any way. I would be very much happier if there was no prostitution in Portsmouth," he told The Portsmouth News. "But it's going to be there whatever we do and it has been from time immemorial. So I think that is something we have to be realistic about." His comments won praise from Rachel Frost,

Dead Dude Couldn't Leave His Buick Behind. . .
Urn found in the back seat of Buick Thu Nov 8, 9:50 AM ET The back seat of a Buick wasn't intended to be Izetta Dickerson's final resting place, but that's where an urn containing her cremated remains was found. "The owner said he doesn't know how it got there," said Demond McElveen, whose car repair shop bought the car after it was towed there. "She's in there, it's got the number on the bag." Dickerson was from North Charleston and the widow of Franklin Dickerson. She died March 5, 2003, according to a newspaper obituary. McElveen called Charleston County Coroner Rae Wooten, whose office is deciding which family member should be responsible for the remains. "What's unusual in this case is that urns don't usually turn up at random," Wooten said. The urn was left with Dickerson's son, who had been staying with the owner of the Buick. The coroner said the family thinks it was lost during a move. Dickerson's daughter, Fatima Dickerson, told The (Charleston) Post

Do Us A Favour?
Have found a site that will allow you to download content to your mobile, its free to join, anyway my mobile dont take them was wondering if someone could download the pic to their mobile phone so they can tell me what it looks like to download the pic to mobile click here

Violent Sex!!
Jesus! And this was just FOREPLAY!! Woman charged with biting off man's lip Wed Nov 7, 8:35 PM ET A woman bit off her ex-boyfriend's lower lip as they were kissing in bed, likely disfiguring him permanently, authorities said. The man and the woman had kissed several times Monday night when, without provocation, she bit off his lip and spat it out, he told King County sheriff's deputies. Laura Roberta Cutler, 44, was charged Wednesday with second-degree domestic-violence assault and ordered held on $75,000 bail. Deputies were called to the house in White Center, south of Seattle, and found Thomas J. Brummel, 49, on the front porch, much of his lower lip missing and his face and neck covered in blood, King County sheriff's Detective Scott Tompkins wrote in a probable cause affidavit. Deputies reported finding the man's lip on the bedroom floor, covered with cat hair. Doctors at Highline Hospital were unable to reattach the lip and said the man will likely be permanen

Um...yeah....about That....
the white rabbit took habbit...with the needle and spoon... white rabbit took habbit of shooting for the moon... but what white rabbit, hadn't counted on was McGruff the dog taking a bite out of his sorry ass...and THEN where was his dealer to back his fat ass up?!?! NO WHERE! HA....what good does it do his happy ass now? stupid junkie. and i get the gold star for today, for the immense overuse of the word "ass" so....to add to it: ass ass assssssss ass ass head ass hole asshatt asscow...asscow? oooh, mayhap i need to go back to bed ;)

Another Writing Of Mine
why is it always the one thing we want the most we can never have just the way you want it why is it that no matter how many mountains we climb we always find yourself in the deepest ditch why is it that no matter how much your heart tells you it's hurting you ignore it and let it get crushed again why is it that no matter how many tears you cry youd rather have an ocean instead of a river why is it that no matter how many times you tell yourself you'll be strong you still end up being the weakest player on the team why is it that no matter what your love never dies because something in you tells you your love is right why is life so difficult why

Cow Suicide
It's a bad enough world that people kill themselves, now cows are doing it. We're all going to hell in a hand basket. . . Cow plunges off cliff onto moving minivan Tue Nov 6, 9:13 PM ET A cow plunged from a 200-foot (61-metre) cliff onto the hood of a minivan on a highway in central Washington state, according to police. The car's occupants, Charles and Linda Everson, were not hurt in Sunday's accident, but the cow was euthanized at the scene. "If the cow had fallen a split second later, the animal would have landed right in their laps," said Jeff Middleton, criminal deputy of the Chelan County Sheriff's Department. Middleton estimated the animal weighed 600 lbs (272 kilograms), or the average size of a mature cow. It had been missing for two days and wandered 5 miles (8 km) from home near the popular Lake Chelan tourist area.

Eventful 15-day Mission For Sts-120 Discovery Ends.
Astronauts Thrilled by 'Triumphant' Mission. Image Above: STS-120 Discovery Mission Commander Pam Malroy talks about the mission shortly after landing at NASA's Kennedy Space Center. Space shuttle Discovery carried the crew and a new module called Harmony to the International Space Station on a 15-day flight. Image credit: NASA Official Landing Times 7 Nov 2007 Main gear touchdown: 1:01:18 p.m. EST Nose gear touchdown: 1:01:32 p.m. EST Wheels stop: 1:02:13 p.m. EST The crew of space shuttle Discovery left its mark on the International Sp

10-8-07
Retracing steps that we made Running in the rain Summer's storm Summer's rain Close my eyes And the memories flood back to me Train rushes past My tears are flowing just as fast. Nothing's making sence anymore Because I need you Holding me close When the sun sets in the sky When the light whispers goodbye. When the stars play pick-a-boo And the sky turns black from blue I need you I sit here on the cold damp pavement Watching the sun disappear Why am I here? Answer me this . . . why am I . . . Here? Now I remember It was your promise Of forever Why do I do the things I do? Why do I say those things to you? Now I remember It was your promise Of forever

Sacrifice Me
Sacrifice Me By: Salty Dog I feel the swaying ocean From the bottom of the sea The waves above passing over me And every now and then I start feeling small Started strong just to trip and fall One day when you need a friend People come and go Sometimes you fly so high Just to sink so low But if things get heavy I won't let you drown When you're led astray I'll always be around So many things that you let go Was just a price for what you need to know But baby don't hold on to what can't be saved Just remember what you get is what you gave Now I watched you slowly take your life away Like an offering to the gods you pray But keep your own mind, things will always change Just take some time to dry off from the rain You can sacrifice me, you can sacrifice me You can sacrifice me, you can sacrifice me Sacrifice me Today I tell you leave the past behind Search for yourself cause you're the hardest thing to find Through the long, long lonely

Playing Second Fiddle...
do you ever think i get sick of always being second best? of bending down, laying low and taking it in the ass? (ok, truth being, i love it in the ass...but NOT when you're trying to make me just another hooker in your parade) what's so wrong with always wanting to be your number one? instead i find myself trying to fight a battle that should already be done. so FUCK...whatever...who gives a shit...it's not like i should care... i'm just another fuck in line, but with pink and purple hair ;)

Texas Hold-em Poker Strategy.
Texas holdem is boring. Especially if you take it seriously. But everyone finds themselves sitting down at the green oval holdem table from time to time due to peer-pressure or curiosity of poker. There's plenty of Texas holdem books, Texas holdem websites, and Texas holdem instructors that can teach you Texas holdem strategy and techniques and bullshit on how to play well. But none of that really matters because even if you play poker better than everyone at the table, you'll still lose all your money to the rake. So if you're going to lose money playing Texas holdem, at least do it with some style. So in case you find yourself stranded in a Casino with $500 in your pocket, here are some practical Texas holdem tips and strategies that I've come up with. Talk constantly about girl problems, family problems, financial problems, anything personal. Blow smoke into the middle of the Texas holdem table. Tip the dealer a quarter on a huge pot and say, "Here ya go, buuuu

I Wish I Knew!!!
So... I guess that since I talk on the phone all day at work and instead of talking I text all the time I am just talking to hundreds of guys... guess that makes me a slut huh? So because I have Yahoo IM on my cell and chat with friends from here and back home on there all the time, but I must be sleeping with them all! Answer me this... is it possible for a man and a woman to be friends and nothing but friends? Seriously... I would like honest answers to that.. I am tired of people thinking that because I have male friends that do things for me (fix my car... rub my neck when it hurts...(I have vertebrae that are out of line)... and they are just there for me) I am sleeping with them. NOPE... SORRY NOT SLEEPING WITH THEM. SORRY I HAVE MALE FRIENDS THAT ARE THERE FOR ME... SORRY I HAVE A TENDENCY TO GET ALONG BETTER WITH GUYS. SO PEOPLE CAN QUIT FUCKING ASSUMING THAT I AM SLEEPING WITH SO AND SO JUST BECAUSE I FUCKING HANG OUT WITH THEM OR AM FRIENDS WITH THEM.

Wtf
I JUST HAD 4 FUCKING PICS FLAGGED NSFW IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY PICS STAY THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE SEEING ASS THEN DON'T COME TO MY PAGE. THE NAME SAYS IT ALL I SEE GURLS TOPLESS AS PROFILE PICS AND MY PICS OF MY ASS ARE FLAGGED AND I'M FULLY CLOTHED. THOUGHT THIS WAS AN ADULT SITE GUESS NOT. WHOEVER FLAGGED MY PICS DO ME A FAVOR GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC AND STAY OFF MY PAGE.

Best Kept Auto Secret
Passing on info a friend emailed me: One Of The Best Kept Auto Secret Quick question, what side of your car is your gas tank? If you are anything like me, you probably can't remember right away. My solution is to uncomfortably stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look. If you don't do this in your own car you definitely have done it in a borrowed or rental car. Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of pain or injury. If you look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of a gas pump. The handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the pump. If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left. If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right. It is that simple! I don't know how you feel right now but when I found out this morning I felt cheated! Why don't the dealers sha

$25,000 Dessert! Who's Buying?
By Vivianne Rodrigues Wed Nov 7, 2:59 PM ET NEW YORK (Reuters) - A day after New York City came up with a $1,000 bagel, a local restaurateur unveiled a $25,000 chocolate sundae on Wednesday, setting a Guinness world record for the most expensive dessert. Stephen Bruce, owner of Serendipity 3, partnered with luxury jeweler Euphoria New York to create the "Frrozen Haute Chocolate," a blend of 28 cocoas, including 14 of the most expensive and exotic from around the globe. The dessert, spelled with two Rs, is infused with 5 grams (0.2 ounces) of edible 23-karat gold and served in a goblet lined with edible gold. At the base of the goblet is an 18-karat gold bracelet with 1 carat of white diamonds. The sundae is topped with whipped cream covered with more gold and a side of La Madeline au Truffle from Knipschildt Chocolatier, which sells for $2,600 a pound. It is eaten with a gold spoon decorated with white and chocolate-colored diamonds, which can also be taken home. "It

'gambet'
My bud from ages ago - user name Gambet -- he rated ALL of my pictures (no easy feat!). So today I sent him 20,000 fubux! Congratulations! And that sweetie (who is in Iraq right now --- and I pray for him every day) keeps going back to my page and rating the new pix i put on there. WOW.......) http://www.fubar.com/user/1086668

So Much For Pretending By Bryan White
; Straight out of some story You walked in, in all your glory I thought you were perfect for me I was out of my mind Looked like I was winning It was the best love Id ever been in Just when we were beginning The end-you left me behind And I was looking forward to a happy ending So much for pretending I should have known better Than to think of happy ever After-you and me together I was out of my league I kept my heart hidden And now Im wishing that I didnt Oh who am I kidding You werent even intrigued And I was looking forward to a happy ending So much for pretending It could have been beautiful If Id only met you If Id only let you know What you meant to me And if I could I would Give you a demonstration Of how my imagination Thought it ought to be So much for pretending Ooh yeah, pretending...pretending So much for pretending

Im Not Suppose To Love You Anymore By Bryan White
We agreed that it was over Now the lines have all been drawn The vows we made began to fade But now theyre gone Put your picture in the shoebox And my gold ring in the drawer Im not supposed to love you anymore Now sherri said shes jealous Of this freedom that Ive found If she were me she would be Out on the town And she says she cant imagine What on earth Im waiting for Im not supposed to love you anymore Oh I shouldnt care or wonder where And how you are But I cant hide this hurt inside my broken heart Im fighting back emotions that ive Never fought before cause Im not supposed to love you anymore Now Im writing you this letter And its killing me tonight That I agreed when you believed It wasnt right And I couldnt sleep up on the bed So Im down here on the floor Where Im not supposed to love you anymore Oh I shouldnt care or wonder where And how you are But I cant hide this hurt inside my Broken heart Im fighting back emotions that ive Never fo

Rebecca Lynn By Brian White
Rebecca lynn grew up in carolina Half a mile from tucker cherrys farm A quiet girl with green eyes full of fire Her daddys pride and all her mamas charm Rebecca lynn became my hearts desire Long about the start of second grade Mrs. rosenbloom let me sit beside her We passed notes then after school we played (singin) Ring around the rosie, pocket full of dreams and posies Patty-cake, a bakers man, tag youre it, kick the can I think I hear my mama calling, gotta go Man I loved her so High school days, me and becky learnin What it really means to be in love Give and take, holdin back for heavens sake Fightin for a week, then makin up I said please becky wont you marry me? Prom night in my car out by the curb She was so surprised, first she laughed and then she cried And somewhere in my heart Im sure I heard Ring around the rosie, pocket full of dream and posies Patty-cake, a bakers man, tag youre it, kick the can Mama flashed the porch light for me, gotta

Riding With Private Malone By David Ball
David Ball, Riding With Private Malone Lyrics Looking for David Ball tabs and chords? Browse alphabet (above) Artist: Ball David Song: Riding With Private Malone Album: Amigo Buy David Ball Sheet Music Buy David Ball CDs I was just out of the service thumbing through the classifieds When an ad that said:"Old Chevy" somehow caught my eye The lady didn't know the year,or even if it ran But I had that thousand dollars in my hand It was way back in the corner of this old ramshackle barn Thirty years of dust and dirt on that green army tarp When I pulled the cover off,it took away my breath What she called a Chevy was a sixty six Corvette I felt a little guilty as I counted out the bills But what a thrill I got when I sat behind the wheel I opened up the glove box and that's when I found the note The date was nineteen-sixty six and this is what it wrote: He said,"My name is Private Andrew Malone" "If you're reading this,then I didn't make it home" "But for ev

Where Are All The Slutty Bisexual Girls?
This *is* a bar, after all. And looking around, it looks like the chances of finding girls who are into girls only are slim. Just like a real bar... All I want is a bit of exhibitionism with a decidedly lesbian slant. Is that so much to ask? Though I suppose it really shouldn't matter. Im not looking for love- I'm looking to look. Show me something.

If You Would Like To Be My Fu Wife *****read This Please *****
ok since my contest was a total disaster i am gonna get myself a fu wife by doing it this way : i am gonna take applications and here is what i want you to tell me if you are applying 1.why you want to be my fu wife 2.what do you expect from me as your fu husband 3.what you like the most about me 4.what makes you think you would make a good fu wife for me 5.pick a pic of mine and rate it and then comment and tell me why you like it not too much to ask is it ???/ so if you are REALLY interested please send me an e-mail with the above criteria in it . oh a pic of yourself is a plus too when it comes to you being considered

Help !!! She Is Finally On Fubar...
Calling all of Sadie Grace's family and friends... Hey ya'll, hope you're all doing great... My daughter Shanda has finally joined us here on fubar...So please come help me show her why we are all here...Please come and show her the love you have all shown me over the past year or more...Tell her, I sent ya and you're on my family or friends or fan or all 3 lists... Thank you in advance and have an awesome day... Huggs and kisses and much love to all... ~ Sadie Grace ~ good ol girl@ fubar

New Barbies
Finally a Barbie I can relate to. At long last, here are some NEW Barbie dolls to coincide with her and OUR aging gracefully. These are a bit more realistic... 1. Bifocals Barbie. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain, and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living. 2. Hot Flash Barbie. Pres s Barbie's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead. Comes with handheld fan and tiny tissues. 3.. Facial Hair Barbie. As Barbie's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow. Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror. 4. Flabby Arms Barbie. Hide Barbie's droopy triceps with these new,roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, two-MuMus with tummy-support panels are included. 5. Bunion Barbie. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbie's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with

I Installed A Toilet Seat Woohoooooo
Okay to any man, this is not a big deal, "big woopie a toilet seat!" I am so proud of myself! I did have a hard time at first, I did not know you had to hold the little plastic bolts under the toilet. To find out I was saposed to hold the bolts then unscrew the toilet bolts--- I actually went to ASK . com and looked up how to put a new one on. This is very funny to me, but I am so proud I did not have to call the office and send someone over here to do it. I also got a long wire and snaked the bathtub drain in my kid's bathroom. I pulled out the clog, a big chunk of a bar of soap. The kids are happy as hell, and told me it drains great now!!! I was married for so long, and then when my husband died from Leukemia, you have to learn how to do these things. Hay any idiot can turn screws and hold plyers. The long wire down the tub drain was awsome, I figured that one out all on my own! (You have just got to giggle at how giddy I am over these small home fixing projects!!!)My next home pr

10% Off!
SCORE! I got a 10% off coupon emailed to me from barnes and noble. I wanna get a book. Someone recommend something good. Seriously. LOL. Recommend something. Post it here and I'll go look it up on the B&N website. Thanks loves! :D

Rules Of Engagement
I, like most people, like to wake up, get ready for the day and hop online to meet and greet, check emails and say hello. I enjoy coming onto Fubar and looking at pictures, reading blogs and talking to the peeps I talk to and have met here. I like to express myself through my status and let people know where I'm at throughout the day. It's all good as I go off to my job and live my day. However, there's one thing cats need to learn and that is: The Rules of Engagement! Fellas or Whom It May Concern: Comments about me, offering your lovely cock to me, proposing that you eat me out or even worse, fuck me are not ways in which to engage me. It's fucking rude and stupid of you to think that something like that will have me jump at the chance to meet you. Example: Bob: Can I eat U Mz J: Wow, how can I resist the charm of that comment. Of course you can, you said the magic words. Holy shit!! No one has ever said it way you said it, how lucky for you that you found

Trading Cards For Couples
Hi all, I've been making trading cards for couples and would be happy to make one for anyone who would like one. If you would like one just send me an email with your screen name,, real name and i'll be glad to make it. HUGS N KISSES....Brigitte

Random Factoids That I Find Interesting
* A shrimp's heart is in its head. * The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. * Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants. * Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your Ear by 700 times. * If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14,Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16 1969, Make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials Or their vehicles? * In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere. * A duck' s quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. * 23% of all photocopier faults world-wide are caused by people sitting On them and photocopying their butts. * Most lipstick contains fish scales. * Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. * If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to supp

Date Rape Drug In Toys, Another Article
"Date-rape" chemical prompts recall of toys By The Associated Press Recalls The 405,700 lead-contaminated toys recalled Wednesday include: Pull-Back Action toy cars, imported by Dollar General Merchandising, of Goodlettsville, Tenn. Dragster and Funny Car toys, imported by International Sourcing. The toys were sold at National Hot Rod Association events through Schumacher Racing and Matco Tools through door-to-door sales. Dizzy Ducks music boxes, imported by Schylling Associates. The music boxes were sold at specialty toy stores and gift shops nationwide. Winnie-the-Pooh spinning top products, imported by Schylling Associates. The spinning tops were sold at specialty toy stores and gift shops. Duck Family collectible windup toys, imported by Schylling Associates. "Robot 2000" collectible tin robots, imported by Schylling Associates. "Big Red" wagons, imported by Northern Tool & Equipment. The wagons were sold through the Northern Tool & Equipment catalog, We

Should Teachers Be Packing?
I'm not talking about packing their bags. I'm talking about packing heat, holstering a piece, carrying a gun. I believe I have a good reason to ask this kind of question. A few years ago I would have said that you would be nuts to even consider such a thing. I mean who would want educators acting like Billy the Kid in a classroom? At the time it seemed dangerous, stupid, and detracting from the whole point of education. Fast forward a few years. Since I was first in a lecture that posed that question, I have seen school shootings like Pearl Mississippi, Columbine, and Virgina Tech. Of course there have been several more but listing them all would be pointless; you get the point. Not only are kids settling scores OK Corral style. They are settling scores like this in schools and with people who have nothing to do with anything. Innocent bystanders are being shot while completely defenseless. Would a teacher with a gun be a preventative measure? I doubt it. I don'

People Are Afriad To Go Up To Ohters
why is it that people are afraid to use a third party to contact the person that you want to? Most people feel that takes a way there independance, for handeling there own problems. dont think of a third party as a limatation think of it as access to getting what you cant normaly get this is how i get such great contacts is through third party people. it is a pain in the ass when you do use someone else but they get make doing your job a lot easyer. it works out if your a multi tasker always on the move. and it works in the finacial sence to me it works if you alow it to work. if they do what you want there will be no missunderstandings it is all about communication. It works if your running a huge company and so forth.

Ludicrous Laws In The Uk
UK chooses 'most ludicrous laws' Houses of Parliament It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament Legislation said to prohibit people dying while in the Houses of Parliament has been voted one of the most ludicrous laws in the UK. Treason laws which reportedly could be used against someone who places a stamp upside down on a letter were also cited by those polled by UKTV Gold. Nearly 4,000 people picked laws on a list compiled by UKTV Gold researchers. It examined laws that have never been repealed even though statutes could have rendered them obsolete. A UKTV Gold spokeswoman said many of the regulations were referenced in the book The Strange Laws of Old England by Nigel Cawthorne. A total of 27% of those questioned by UKTV Gold thought the law against dying in the Houses of Parliament was the most absurd. Mr Cawthorne told the Daily Telegraph newspaper that anyone who dies in Parliament is technically entitled to a state funeral and the law is in place to e

Carmen ...means A Lot To Me Please Comment
THE STREETS NEVER WAS HER. THATS WHAT WE TOLD THE PREACHER ,EVEN WITH SOLE PROGRESION ADOLESENCE PUT HER SOUL IN ETHER .BURNING BEFORE REPENTIN' CAUGHT IN A CRAZY SYSTEM ,SHOOTIN DOPE THINKIN DAVID DAMN HOW DID GALIOTH MISS U . TWO SIDES TO EVEY STORY THE STREETS GAVE HER DOPE BUT THE STREETS GAVE HER HOPE WHEN DISCRIMINATION WOULDN'T GIVE HER WORK .RELATING TO THE WORLD AROUND HER SHE MAD SHE BROWN AND THEY LIGHTSKINNED AND ALL THE DUDES SURROUND THEM ...SEE WHAT MISEDUCATION DID HER, HER MOTHER NEVER TOLD HER BLACK AND PROUD WAS THE QUEEN OF SHEEBA. IN A WORLD WHERE BLACKS WANNA BE INDIANS,WHITES WANNA BE BLACK AND PUERTO RICANS HATE DOMINICANS ITS CRAZY HOW WE LIVIN MAN ...SHE BLINDED BY AMERICA SHE DONT RECONIZE HER BEAUTY BUT THE DOPE IN HER VAINS GOT HER ACTIN OUT A MOVIE .ITS HECTIC HERE HER BABY FATHERS THEY AINT NEVER THERE ONLY THING SHE REMEMBER BOUT THEM IS BLOODY UNDERWEAR ...THE HEROIN A MAKE IT NUMB YEAH.... THATS HER THOUGHTS RACIN ITS HARD CHASIN BEFORE SATIN SHE WAS B

All It Takes Is...
It is Thursday morning and I am just not feeling very cheerful today. I should be, my house is getting painted today. I have been wanting to get it painted for about 2 years now. I think it is my neck that is bringing me down. I just seem to always be in pain lately and it is getting a bit depressing and the process of trying to figure out what is causing the pain is just not going fast enough. That is Kaiser for you! Okay,I have taken my son to school, ate breakfast and am drinking my delicious latte I made myself so I am feeling a little happier. All it takes is a smile, a quick hello from a loved one or a great cup of coffee! Well, that is it for this blog. I better go check and make sure the guys are using the correct paint for the stucco! LOL Kiss Martin, missing you. ciao

When Death Comes Knockin' (don't Answer The Door)
Here's a song I wrote, a while ago, have at it; This is one them songs I can see being done many different ways, except for the religious the theme is universal; I'd probably do it as an acoustic shuffle! A Pop singer, they sometimes sing about death too, would make the melody bounce! A Rock & Roll band would add electric's and maybe an organ or saxophone! A Country band would put it to a boogie beat! A Heavy Metal group would add a guitar solo, at 12 on a 1-10 dial, and curses! A punk band, old skool, would speed it up shout the words and out motherfuck the fuckin' HMers! These ain't criticisms I enjoy, something's, from all those genres they are the way I've found them! And I know all about generalizing! This the way I wrote the song last night, added a verse today, but my shit ain't written in stone! Willys cynical thought for the fuckin' day; What is a "genre?" Sounds, to me, like a French word for breasts! I.e., man did you see the fuckin' genres on that chick! WHEN DEATH

Ugly
UGLY SHIT DONE GONE TO THE POINT I DONT NEED NO FRIENDS LIFES EVERY MAN FOR HIM SELF CAUSE NIGGAS FIEND TO WIN ,TEAM IS A PAST TENCE GREED IS DA FASHION EVERYBODIES LOOKIN FOR DA EASIEST FRACTIONS MONEY OVER BITCHES ..BUT DO THEY REALLY LEAD TO U CRASHIN'? STRESSED OUT SO I USE THE WEED TO RELAXE IT BUT IT DONT REALLY EASE THE PAIN IT JUST LEADS TO ME ROBBIN' GIVIN MY LIFE TO MY SON BUT THE DREAMS KEEP ON CALLIN ...LEADS TO ME FALLIN BACK TO THE STREETS ..NOW ME AND THESE NIGGAS GOT PROBLEMS...PLEASES LORD HELP ME IM POPPIN PILLS CUZ IM SCARED THE DUST GONE MELT ME MENTALY UNHEALTHY .SERVIN WHAT EVER TO WHO EVER CAUSE IM TRYIN IM TRYIN TO BE WEALTHY DOIN WHAT EVER TO WHO EVER MAN SOMEBODY GONE MELT ME THESE CANT BE DA CARDS THAT U DELT ME ...... IF UGLY AINT THE WORD I CANT EXPLAIN IT BETTER

Splash's Happy Hour
Repost this if you guys don't mind :D Splash has her first Happy Hour tonight at 5 pm PST (Fubar Time)!! She is excited about it, so let's give her a good one! She shows lots of love to all of us, so....Let's Do what Club F.A.R. does best and show lots of love during her hour! Don't forget to go love her up some too! Mwah! ~♫Splash♫~Co-Owner Of Club F.A.R.~I.B.I.C.~DSC~@ fubar

Grown Men Cry At Night Cuase They Alone Here
THIS CELL IS COLD AND HELL IS HOT . BUT WHAT THE FUC IS THE DIFFERANCE STUCK IN POSITION IN THE SYSTEM DUCKIN THE SYSTEM . RUNNIN AROUND WITH OUR HEADS CUT OFF CLUCKIN AND WISHIN OG'S EXPLAIN THE GAME BUT WE TOO STUBORN TO LISTEN ......IM DONE COMIN TO PRISON ....WHO THE FUC AM I KIDDIN......I TALK ABOUT HUSTLEN EVERYDAY BUCKIN A HEAVY K ..IF IM LOSSIN IN THE GAME MOTHERFUCAS GOTTA PAY ITS NOTHIN TO LET IT SPRAY... JUST LIKE ITS NOTHIN 4 THEM TO SHACKLE YA LEGS AND YA ARMS ...BABYMOMS SICK OF U NOT BEING THERE 4 YA SON ..BILLS PiLLING UP AND U AINT HELPIN HER NONE ..AND U HAD TO GO AND PLAY WITH THAT Gun .SHOULD OF SHOOK IT OFF WENT HOME PLAYED WITH YA SON ..SHOULD OF THROUGH THE BALL WITH EM NOW THE OTHER KIDS TEASEM CUZ U AINT HOME WITH ...EVERY TIME U TALK TO HIM HE WANT U TO COME GET HIM HOW THE FUC U GONNA TELL HIM YA ASS STUCK IN PRISON . WHAT U DID TO BE THERE AND Y U CANT COME GET ...FUC

Mexican Layered Dip
Like seven-layer salad, but with zesty Mexican ingredients that you can easily tuck into with chips. Prep Time: 10m Ready in: 2h 10m Yield: 10 servings Ingredients 1 (16 ounce) can refried beans 1 (1.25 ounce) package taco seasoning mix 1 large tomato, seeded and chopped 1 cup guacamole 1 cup sour cream, room temperature 1 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese 1/2 cup chopped green onions 1/4 cup chopped black olives Directions 1. Spread refried beans in the bottom of a (1-quart) shallow edged serving dish (you can use a transparent dish if you'd like). Sprinkle the seasoning packet over the beans. Layer the diced tomatoes over the beans, the sour cream over the tomatoes, and the guacamole over the sour cream. Sprinkle the entire layered dip with cheddar cheese, followed by green onion and finishing it off with a layer of black olives. Cover and refrigerate until ready to serve. Nutrition Information Servings Per Recipe: 10 Amount Per Serving Calories: 196 ca

Texas Pork Ribs
First the ribs are coated with a very sweet cayenne and garlic mixture and marinated in the fridge for eight hours. Then they 're cooked in the oven until tender and tossed onto a hot grill where they're basted with a yummy BBQ sauce for another ten minutes. Prep Time: 30m Cook Time: 5h Ready in: 13h 30m Yield: 12 servings Ingredients 6 pounds pork spareribs 1 1/2 cups white sugar 1/4 cup salt 2 1/2 tablespoons ground black pepper 3 tablespoons sweet paprika 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper, or to taste 2 tablespoons garlic powder 5 tablespoons pan drippings 1/2 cup chopped onion 4 cups ketchup 3 cups hot water 4 tablespoons brown sugar cayenne pepper to taste salt and pepper to taste 1 cup wood chips, soaked Directions 1. Clean the ribs, and trim away any excess fat. In a medium bowl, stir together the sugar, 1/4 cup salt, ground black pepper, paprika, 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper, and garlic powder. Coat ribs liberally with spice mix. Place the ribs in two 10x15 in

Your Kiss
IT IS STORMY OUTSIDE AS I SIT BY MY WINDOW WATCHING THE RAIN FALL LIKE SILENT TEARS I WAIT FOR YOU TO COME HOLD AND KISS ME. INTO THE ROOM YOU QUIETLY WALK. LOOKING AT YOUR FACE I SEE YOUR SOFT TENDER LIPS GENTLY I STROKE YOUR CHEEK, MY FINGER TIPS BRUSH SOFTLY ACROSS YOUR LIPS. MY LIPS TOUCH YOUR WITH A SILENT BREATH, LONG AND SOFT. I LOVE YOUR KISS AS I LOVE YOU

Time Flies Chicken Wings
Make these tasty wings ahead of time and refrigerate them. When everyone's ready to eat, simply microwave the wings, serve them with ranch dressing or honey mustard, and watch them fly off the plates. Recipe Ingredients 1/4 cup orange marmalade 2 tablespoons honey 1 tablespoon soy sauce 1/2 teaspoon sesame oil 3 pounds chicken wings Directions: 1. In a large mixing bowl, combine the marmalade, honey, soy sauce, and sesame oil. 2. Add the chicken and fully coat with the glaze. 3. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and marinate in the refrigerator for at least 2 hours, but ideally overnight. 4. Stir halfway through. 5. Heat the oven to broil. 6. Place a rack on a baking sheet and lay the chicken wings on the rack. 7. Broil 15 to 20 minutes, removing the pan from the oven every 5 minutes to turn the pieces. 8. When they're done, cool the wings and refrigerate them until the party.

All I Ever Wanted Was Love
All I Ever Wanted Was Love all I ever wanted was love is that to much to ask for? I guess it is cause I can never find anyone to love me they always build up my hopes just to have them let down leave me with tears and a frown Every time I get close to someone they back away with just the words I can not love you is all they say what have I done to always end up the hurting one why is it I can never find love someone to hold me someone to kiss me someone to just be mine Am I that bad of a person who does not deserve love? All I ever wanted was love

Something He Sent Me
My soul is alight with your infinitude of stars. Your world has broken upon me like a flood. The flowers of your garden blossom in my body. The joy of life that is everywhere burns like an incense in my heart. And the breath of all things plays on my life as on a pipe of reeds.

Cheesy Potato Skin Pizza
Kids love these pizza-topped skins because they end up with two of their favorite dishes: mashed potatoes one day, potato skins the next. RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 6 medium-size russet baking potatoes Salt and pepper to taste 2 1/2 cups favorite pasta sauce, warmed (we used meat-based) Suggested toppings: chopped olives, chopped green peppers, sliced and sautéed mushrooms 1/2 cup grated Parmesan cheese 2 cups grated mozzarella or other pizza cheese 1. Heat your oven to 400°. Scrub the potatoes, poke them with a paring knife, then bake them for 50 to 60 minutes, until they're tender at the center. Cool the potatoes briefly, then halve them lengthwise and scoop out most of the flesh (use it for mashed potatoes), leaving a thin potato wall. Cool the skins. If you're not preparing the pizza the same day, refrigerate them. 2. To continue preparing the pizza the same day, heat your oven to 400°. Arrange the skins on a well-greased baking sheet, radiating out like the spokes of a w

Welcome To My Life
Welcome to my life Do you ever feel like breaking down? Do you ever feel out of place? Like somehow you just don't belong, And nobody understands you? Do you ever wanna run away? Do you lock yourself in your room? With the radio on turned up so load That no one hears you screaming? No you don't know what it's like... When nothing feels alright. You don't know what it's like to be like me... To be hurt, To feel lost, To be locked out in the dark, To be kicked when your down, To feel like you've been pushed around, To be on the edge of breaking down... When no one's there to save you. No you don't know what it's like.... Welcome to my life! Do you wanna be somebody else? Are you sick of feeling so left out? Are you desperate to find something more.. Before your life is over? Are you stuck inside a world you hate? Are you sick of everyone around? With the big fake smiles and stupid lies.. While deep inside your bleeding No you don't know what i

Please Help Angelface
Hi friends , My friend Maria aka angelface is getting close to Godfather now and Im asking , will you please stop by and rate her up good to help her reach Godfather level . here's her link below.... ANGELFACE , FOUNDER OF ANGEL WARRIOR'S..CLUB F. A. R. , K. O. T. MEMBER@ fubar thanks , Lisa

Happy 232nd B-day Marines
JUST WANTED TO SHOUT IT OUT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY FELLOW MARINES ON THIS UPCOMING BIRTHDAY OF THE CORP. MAY OUR TROOPS AT HOME HAVE A GOOD BALL, AND TO OUR MARINES WHOM ARE FIGHTING OVERSEAS FOR THE WAR ON TERRORISM, MAY THEY COME HOME SAFE TO THEIR FAMILY AND FRIENDS. GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU WHOM HAVE SERVED IN THE PAST AND IN THE PRESENT. SEMPER FIDELIS

A Very Special Friend!
We come across a lot of great people here on fubar, some that just stick way the hell out. When I first signed up here and didn't know too much, I asked this person for help. Not only did she offer help, she went out of her way to do something very special for me or at least in my eyes. Madison or "Toxicsin" is one of the sweetest fubarians I've met. Please stop in and show her some love!! ToXic SiN©@ fubar

Already Thursday???
Happy Thursday My Friends, I've not had much play on the contest so I thought I'd post the details here & on a bulletin. A legit chance at 500,000! No strings guess whats in the three boxes, you get a chance at 500,000 fuBUCKS! Fubar Sunday News Wants to gave away 500,000 fu (No strings really simply play to win) Click here to PLAY the game! Rules: There's Three (Fubar gifts) boxs: (it's the photo of gifts, located in my default photo album) Each gift has a fubar gift inside ... 1 'Big Pimp'n' 1 'Party Time' 1 'not telling you everything - fu!' You get only 5 guesses (one guess per comment) You must at least make 5 guesses (to be able to win) Guess any of the Gifts correctly and win THAT Gift! Guess ALL THREE gifts correctly, You are entered into the $500,000 'fu-Bucks' Drawing Guess TWO correctly and receive a chance at a 'TICKER' Again, you are allow only FIVE guesses and that's the minimum too! After someone

Happy
I have been dating a really great guy for 2 months now and everything is going great for the both of us. Yesterday would of been my mother's 75th birthday if she was still here. She has been gone for 12 yrs now. I still miss her alot and wish that she was still here but I look at it this way she is no longer in pain and she watches over me and my kids. I have been working alot lately and I will be going back to school soon too. Not sure when it will start though, but I am going to go finish my degree in Office Tech. Then I will be able to get a better job then the one I have now or keep this one and have another one too. I haven't really decided, but that is probably what I will do, is keep the one I have now and work for an office too. Well everyone, I am doing good and I am happy too. I hope everyone is well and staying out of trouble too. TTYL Erna

Sometimes Experience Is The Greatest Teacher.
Sometimes in life you just need to sit by and let the you care about make their own mistakes and hopefully learn from them. At this point although i care and is very concerned about my sis she has her own life to live.As the saying goes how ever u make your bed you have to lie in it. I don't think there is anything else i can say that i already haven't. I have my own life and that of my family to be concerned with. Much love

Jk
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JK SAT IN HIS CAR ? THIS WAS TAKEN AFTER HE HAD HAD A RIDE IN A F 1 GP CAR WHEN I SAY A RIDE WHAT I MEAN IS HE WAS SAT IN THE BACK SEAT OF A 2 SEATED f1 RACING CAR MAD BY MINARDI IF I REMEMBER RIGHTLY. IT WAS TAKEN AT THE ROCKINGHAM MOTOR SPEEDWAY IN CORBY, NORTHAMPTONSHIRE LUCKY BUGGER

Deep Inside Of Me
DEEP INSIDE ME THERE ARE SECRETS HOPES AND DREAMS A SHY SIDE A WILD SIDE DEEP INSIDE OF ME THERE IS A LITTLE GIRL SCARED OF THE WORLD CRYIG FOR HELP AND PROTECTION DEEP INSIDE OF ME IS A WOMEN TRAPPED INSIDE PAIN WANTING ANXIETY TO ESCAPE DEEP INSIDE OF ME ARE SO MANY THINGS WHICH ARE NEVER SHOWN TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD DEEP INSIDE OF ME YOU UWILL NEVER KNOW SHANNON McFarland

Do You Have Problems Losing Weight?
If you do check out my web site www.goodlifeherbs.com there you will find what you need in order to help you out. I have lost 100 pounds and am losing more still. Check out my pictures. Order by Christmas and you will receive 25% off but you must ask for the 25% off in order to get it and it is only an online discount. Take Care R

I Luv You Guys
This blog goes out to the 2 people on here who have been there for me when i needed someone the most and always had words of wisdom for me no matter what issues i had i have met some really nice people on here dont get me wrong but for you Pete and Ian I love you guys with all my heart and thank you both so very much for always being there when i just needed to cry on a shoulder you will always be in my heart you are truely my best friends till the end blessed be both of you and know that i am always here if i can ever return the favor to you

Tattoos
ok i have tattoos and i think i am not that bad looking of a guy why is it when i go out and try to meet woman when they see my tattoos they like run and hide from me is it my tattoos or am i ugly i just dont understand what is wrong i am a nice guy im a family guy can anyone give me some opinions on the subject please

Continued...
if you havent read my blog from yesterday read it before you read this or it wont make much sense.... well...rob told me this morning he is leaving me for his ex fiance. He told me he would be out by saturday but i told him he has till tonight to get all his shit out of my house. Im a mess right now but I know things will get better. I dont want a cheating asshole in my life...even tho it hurts right now. 2 years is a long time to be in a relationship! :( He put me sooo far in debt and i think thats what scares me the most. My family is going to help me but its still going to be rough until everything is sorted out. I just keep telling myself everything will be okay and im better off without him. I dont deserve to be treated the way he treats me. Im a good person or i at least try to be most of the time. I deserve to be happy and one day i will be! :) Soo...AsH.WeeE is offically single. After almost 2 years. Im terrifed. (plz dont write in here "ohh i'll be ur new bf

Peeing My Pants!
LMAOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAHA i still laugh at this ahahahahaha do you remember the song "call on me" of eric prydz? (originally made by steve winwood "valerie") i'm sure you do in case you don't first here is the remix video and now the funniest version!!! ok lol

I Must Proclaim My Love For...
Dragonforce!! :D I love this band, always have, always will! I've got the Valley Of The Damned album here at work, and it's just great stuff through and through. I've got their other early album at home somewhere, and I need the new one that was released after they got signed to Roadrunner, and then everyone knew who they were lol... And lemme tell you... Playing Dragonforce's "Through The Fire And Flames" on Guitar Hero 3 on Expert in practice mode while drunk is severely fun! I say on practice mode because even sober, I fail somewhere around 0% or 1% into the song. yeah. fuck that. But it's fun to play after the intro!! :D

Thank You To All My Friends !!
I want to say thank you to all of my friends for the get well wishes and just overall thinking of me ! This past week has been rough..I have never had pneumonia so didn't know what to expect..well I have now and I don't like it !! I am not even 75% better yet but I am working on it..The pain in my back is just terrible...I was able to sleep last night so wooo hooo for me :P So now to some of those that were like UR STILL SICK ummmm you try it and tell me how long it lasts with you !!!! I bet you won't ever say it again !! So thank you very much again to my friends and family !! It really did mean bunches to me :-) Well I am gonna try to get back into the swing of things today..So have a great day and bigs hugs !! Love ya Angel

Fuck A Starbucks
Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee. So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house. If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know. Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more. Semper Fidelis. Sgt. Howard C. Wright 1st Force Recon Co 1st Plt PLT PLEASE DON

~*~november 8th~*~ News, Updates, & Bombing~*~
~&hearts~Wicked Storm Crew~&hearts~ News for today, November 8th Our lounge has had a make over, come by check out the LIVE Music and see our new look. Do YOU Sparkle??? Our next bash will be Saturday night with our Hippie Daze Retro Party! Dress up your default pic in your best Bell Bottoms and Tie Dye! Be sure to brush up on your trivia for the time period too (late 60's/ early 70's) We will be having contests for both. Everyone is invited. The WSC lounge is open to the Fubar public except for specified meeting times. So let your friends know. ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ Bombing for today, November 8th ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ ~&hearts~ALICE in Wonderland~&hearts~ She needs 50,000 for a Happy Hour and currently has 45,075 Woo Hoo almost there! ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ Make a stop and comment on these WSC members. All f

I'm Sorry
i bet NO guys will repost this ;i'm sorry i'm sorry if i'm not pretty enough to be "your girl"i'm sorry that i don't want to have sex every minute of the day.i'm sorry that i'm not a playboy bunny so i can act like a pornstar for you.i'm sorry if i don't have a dream body that turns you on.i'm sorry if i won't drop down to my knees to get you to like me.i'm sorry if my hair isn't long enough.i'm sorry if i'm not the "hottest" girl you've ever seen.i'm sorry that i try my best to get you to like me, but then get hurt. but most of all; i'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are. and i'm sorry that most guys will read this and post it and may agree with it but after 5 minutes they forget about it and do the same thing all over again. GUYS! just think about it, about how you treat girls.If you're a girl and you agree with this letter, repost as "I'm sorry."If you're one of the few GUYS with enough balls to repost and you would never make your girl feel this way, r

Hey Fu's
Hello Guys... Just thought I'd drop in to say "HI" to everyone. We've been runnin' a little bit crazy here since Monday night. We arrived at the St. Louis airport to pick up Kirk at about 7:30 Monday evening. His flight was due in at 7:50. We located where we were suppose to be, and then had a bit of time to kill before having to head back to the gate he would be arriving at. Just before we were headed to the gate we needed, my phone rang, it was Kirk, and he was wanting to know where we were. What a dumb question, I thought, considering we were there to pick him up. At the airport...waiting on you, I told him, to which he replied,.....you'll be waiting, I'm still in Denver. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! His plan from LA was almost 2 hours late in taking off, and by the time he got to Denver, the plane he was suppose to catch, had already taken off. It left while Kirk was still in the air on his way from LA. So...needless to say, United put him on their next flight...but it didn'

Attention Musicains We Are Looking For
ATTENTION MUSICIAN UPRISING PROMISING NEW TRADITIONAL COUNTRY NASHVILLE RECORDING INDY ARTIST, GAVIN IS LOOKING FOR MAJOR TALENT TO BECOME HIS BAND ,GAVIN AND HIS ROUGH RIDERS !! THIS WILL NOT BE A FLY BY NIGHT ARTIST OR ONE NITE GIGS ONLY SERIOUS DEDICATED MUSICANS READY TO HIT THE ROAD NEED TO APPLY !! THAT ARE READY TO GET TO WORK LAYING OUT TRACKS WITH NEW ORIGINAL SONGS ANY FRESH IDEALS, TRADITIONAL ORIGINAL COUNTRY SONGS YOU MAY HAVE WILL BE LISTEN TO AND WELCOME, IN FUTURE GOING BE PUSHING FOR NEW FAV BAND, AT NCS, FAMECAST JUST TO NAME A FEW, GAVIN IS READY TO SOAR TO ACHIEVE HIS DREAM SO IF YOU'RE READY SOAR WITH HIM !!! MALE OR FEMALE !!! We are looking for the following Drummer Bass/vocals Keyboard Fiddle/mandoline Lead guitar/vocals PLEASE SEND A SAMPLE OF YOUR PERFORMANCE IN MP3 FORMS TO gavincountry@bellsouth.net jodykaydickey@aol.com when we have made our final choices, you will be notify vip by e mail to set you up for in studio audition with Ga

Angel Kisses
WILL MY KISSES REACH HEAVEN UPON YOUR TINY FACE? IVE SENT THEM WITH AN ANGEL JUST IN CASE BRANNA LYNN-LIL MARTIN JOHN MOMMY IS CRYING BECAUSE YOU ARE GONE WHY GOD WOULDNT LET ME KEEP YOU i'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND I LONG TO HOLD YOUR PRECIOUS HANDS AND LOOK AT YOUR TINY FEET PRINTS IN THE SAND I WISH I HAD BEEN ABLE TO GIVE YOU A KISS TAKEN AWAY YOUR PRCIOUS MEMORY AND INNOCENCE I MISS BABY SISTER AND BROTHR AT HEAVEN'S GATE MY LOVE IS ALWAYS HERE WAITING FOR YOU MY LITTLE ONES SO PRECIOUS SO FEW I LONG FOR YOU BOTH TO BE HERE EVERY DAY TO WATCH YOU BOTH GROW AND SEE YOU BOTH PLAY, I MISS THE VERY FIRST WOR YO UBOTH WOULD SAY WILL MY KISSES REACH HEAVEN UPON YOUR TINY FACE? iVE SENT THEM WITH AN ANGEL JUST IN CASE SHANNON

I Might Need New Friends
Sooo the girls and I ( there are 3 of us yes yes the 3 amigos haha) anyway we are sitting at the bar in applebees having drinks. Of course man bashing with the bartender (no he wasnt hot) but, then we start talking about the perfect murder. I wont go into details, In case there is a trial haha but, I am thinking about planning a trip with a certain someone to the hills Tennessee ..... So im wondering how many people think about knocking someone off.. And I wonder how many would just like to wipe me out..Every think about people that reallllly dont like you and to what extreme they would go to because of that hate..... okies there's my blog for the day some on gonna kiss my boo boo or what haha xoxoxoxo

Hot
My body aches for you. My passion is building. I want you to take me. I want to explode. I think of you and get very hot. It's a fever burning deep down inside. Will you help me put out this fire? Will you ravish me and end this desire? I need you to fill me. My body is so hot. Please come to me now. My body is so hot.

~*~bombing, Updates And News For Nov. 8th~*~
~&hearts~Wicked Storm Crew~&hearts~ News for today, November 8th Our lounge has had a make over, come by and see our new look. Do YOU Sparkle??? Our next bash will be Saturday night with our Hippie Daze Retro Party! Dress up your default pic in your best Bell Bottoms and Tie Dye! Besure to brush up on your trivia for the time period too (late 60's/ early 70's) We will be having contests for both. Everyone is invited. The WSC lounge is open to the Fubar public except for specified meeting times. So let your friends know. ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ Bombing for today, November 8th ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ ~&hearts~ALICE in Wonderland~&hearts~ She needs 50,000 for a Happy Hour and currently has 45,075 Woo Hoo almost there! ~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~~*~WickedStormCrew~*~ Make a stop and comment on these WSC members. All four of these are long runn

Music One Of My Passions~
~ while i sit here listenin to music, i can help but to think how music plays such a big part in my life. much like the soundtrack of a movie~ It has a way of soothing me, & can inspire silly little diddy's like this~ hehe~! Just the right beat will have me dancin in my seat, or walkin to the beat. It gets everyone on their feet~ if u need a good cry, when a part of u dies, trying to understand why, when u r expected to fly~ in the arms of someone ya fancy, feelin footloose & free, when love comes truly, as long as there's music, thats where i wanna be~

In The Army Now
A vacation in a forreign land Uncle sam does the best he can Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now Now you remember what the recruiter said Nothing to do all day but stay in bed Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now You be the hero of the nieborhood Nobody knows that you left for good Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now Smiling faces as you wait to land But once you get there no one gives a damn Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now Hand grenades flying over your head Missiles flying over your head If you want to survive get out of bed Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now Shots ring out in the dead of night The sergant calls (stand up and fight) Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now Youve got your orders better shoot on sight Your fingers on the trigger But it dont seem right Youre in the army now Oh, oh, youre in the army now Youre in the army now Oh, oh, y

Do Me A Favor..........
Okokokokok....so.....I've been perusing Fubar this morning....checkin out pics...visiting friends....looking around....and I've come to a few conclusions. So...friends? I'm gonna need your help on this one.... 1. If I ever have a morphing default pic that turns me into a vampire or some other ridiculous thing that I look *nothing* like......fucking hit me. 2. If I ever have the words "sweety, kitty (or any variation), babygurl, princess or sexy" in my name....fuckin hit me. 3. If I *ever* take a default pic of my boobs or my ass and not my face....knock the SHIT outta me, ok? 4. If I ever refuse to post pics of myself, but only have a pic of some random hot girl up there.......fuckin hit me. I am what I am. You don't like the fact that I'm not a rail....fuck you. 5. If I ever advertise NSFW pics or Webcamming in my status....not only hit me...fuckin SHOOT me....desperation is an ugly thing, ladies....use your fucking heads! You think some guy's gonna want a rela

Today On World Rock Radio
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Great Innit
you do some really good artwork for an off the wall project and then as soon as you join places they see fit to delete it as someone jumps on you as soon as you put it up there but there was about 16 pictures of the same pair of slippers I dunno

Friends For Fupoints
I find it very interesting that so many people are so quick to make friend requests and once you approve, you never hear from them again. Now I'm not an overly needy person who has to spend all of his time on the computer focused entirely on Myspace, Fubar and Yahoo Messenger for a social outlet. I am like most normal people who may keep Fubar running in the background while doing something else constructive (in my case I work at my office). I wouldn't expect that every person I meet on these social sites to send me some form of greeting or comment every day just as I could never hope to do that myself. It would be nice however when I send a hello to someone on my "Friends" list that they would at least have the decency to reply sometime within the next 7 or so times that they log on. It's not like you don't know someone is saying hello. If it was points that you wanted, then have the decency to just put it on your site that you are only looking for Fans, Adds and Comments for points.

Bored At Work...help!
So it's getting close to the holidays and work is starting to slow down. It will only get worse when it gets closer to Christmas. I spend alot of time getting caught up on little stuff to keep me busy. But it gets so stinking hard to find stuff to do! Lord...help me find something to make my long days fly by faster!!

Arrgghh! Having Men Issues
Hello! I just need a little help here. I need to figure out if it is just me stuff because of my past history with my abusive father or if there are just a lot of men that are assholes. I started a new job back in September. September 24 to be exact. Now shortly after I started the job Mercury went Retrograde and that always messes with me. Down to why I am writing here. I called a potential client, I am selling health and life insurance, for follow up. The client happens to be a man but I am not mad at him. I am mad at my boss. The client said that he had been trying to call me for several days and made multiple attempts but my phone never went to voicemail. In the meantime his phone number never showed up on my phone as a missed call. I don't know what the deal was with that. I don't know if he was just dialing the wrong number or what. All my other calls came through as missed calls if I didn't answer them. Even the debt collectors LOL. Sorry, I got on a rant and totally

Ladies...your Opinion??
A sexy sway of the hips, long-believed to be a sign seduction from women, actually may mean back off, according to a new study. A woman with a sexy walk is unlikely to be ovulating, which is typically when single women seek out male partners, according to a new Canadian study, French news service AFP reports. A team at Queen's University in Ontario, Canada, dressed female volunteers in suits which had light reflectors placed on the joints and limbs and filmed them walking in order to analyze their gait. Saliva samples were taken from the women to test their hormone levels. Researchers said women who were most fertile walked with smaller hip movements and with their knees closer together. The study published online in advance of publication in the U.S. journal, Archives of Sexual Behavior. Forty male volunteers were shown the footage of the women and asked to rate their sex appeal. The men rated the least fertile women as having the sexiest walks. Despite the baffling res

Water Vs Wine
WINE vs. WATER > >> As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in >> beer there is freedom, in Water there is bacteria. >> >> In a number of carefully controlled trials, >> scientists have >> demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each >> day, at the end of the >> year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of >> Escherichia coli,(E. coli) - >> bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are >> consuming 1 kilo of >> poop. >> >> However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking >> wine & beer or >> (tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because >> alcohol has to go >> through a purification process of boiling, filtering >> and/or fermenting. >> >> Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health >> >> Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk >> stupid, than to >> drink Water and be full of shit. >> >> There is no need to thank me for this valuable >

The Jena 6
Ok, is anyone tired of hearing about this ridiculous Jena 6 bullshit. Just a few minutes ago I was watching a news show with some guy whining about how racism still exists. Well of course it does. Only thing is, apparently to the residents of Jena and the bandwagoners across the country, it's considered racist to hang a noose in a tree, but it's not considered racist for a 6 on 1 pile-on of blacks on a white kid that had nothing to do with the hanging of the noose. Oh, but it's racist to charge these animals with attempted murder, and in all honesty 6 people beating on one could result in death, it happens everyday in 1 on 1 beatings I'm sure. I'm just so sick and tired of the double standard that society has become way too accepting of.

First Words
I'd like to thank everyone that has rated me, added me, fanned me, or welcomed me. :) I'd also like to take this opportunity with my first blog to let everyone know a little about me and what i expect from this forum. First, i have *scary music* dial-up. lol it takes FOREVER to load ONE page. Depending on my mood/patience it may take a while to get back to folks. Rest assured, you have been noticed and appreciated. i was invited to a lounge the other day and it was cool but with my dial-up i was always behind in the conversation and when i tried to buy a round for the lounge...forget about it...lol :) Second, i will ONLY add people i want to add. i will NOT just add people willy-nilly. don't be offended. i just want this forum to be as genuine as possible not just based on how many this or that i can accumulate. PLEASE don't send any sexual innuendo my way. it's not what i'm here for. "cyber sex" is cold and fake and i'd much rather experience the real thing. ;) t

New Pic...
Surprised how many people do not stop by and laugh with the Cat on some of the stuff I post here.. Check out my new pic WEDDING INVITE You guys read where the other day some European broad got pissed off and banned me for welcoming her to my WORLD WIDE HAREM??? Talk about NO sense of humor... How do people live who can not laugh??? Reason I love mirrors... Be good or be like me... The Cat!!

Me
Well im a 26 yrs old, i have 3 wonderful and gorgeous children, im married for the 2nd time to a wonderful man that i love to death...he is deployed with the marines right now...my ex husband is in the army and im not his biggest fan..lol...i live in jacksonville nc and love it there..i have great friends and family...im easy to talk to and confide in because i dont gossip and keep secrets very well...anyways hit me up anytime i have yahoo....ladypropst2

Rails??
A question I get more often than not when people I work with find out I build AR-15's is how to get a rail for an accessory on the forearm without replaceing the assembly. I used to tell them to buy the expinsive clamshell quad rails that don't free float, but now there is another option. And anyone can do it. Add-A-Rail from Mounting Solution Plus (MSP) The ADD-A-RAIL SYSTEM is an affordable and easy solution to add rail mounted accessories with out the frustration or the cost of add full railed forearm. ADD-A-RAIL SYSTEM works with factory standard AR-15 A-2 and M4 forearm. Designed to allow use of a detachable rail mounted accessories such as a Surefire flashlights, Harris Bipod or foregrips, or other . ADD-A-RAIL comes in two version and can be used on either TOP/BOTTOM or RIGHT/LEFT side of your forearm. MSP specializes in tactical mounts and gun accessories for professional and competition shooters. Click Hear to learn more.

Starting Over
well peoples todays the day i head back to arizona and start my life over..ive spent the last month puttig my past behind me and bonding with my grand children and im ready .... i will be back as soon as possible so if you dont get the usually morning comments,picture rates and the ususal love for a couple of days please dont worry im thinking about all of you..and will catch up as soon as i get into a new routine so dont miss me k ill be fine with my good friends here and one other special person im good to go...thanks everyone for being you!!!!

Emery - The Ponytail Parades (accoustic)
THIS IS A LIVE ACCOUSTIC RECORDING FROM THE DVD "I'm Only a Man." which is a really good show go check it out three sleepless nights this isn't how it's supposed to be but you're so good at taking your time to get back to me i will wait for you forever if you would just ask me i thought that i could change you but you changed me it doesn't feel right holding someone else's hand together on phone lines and living at two opposite ends it scares me to think that you could find takers other than me and better than me but your head is elsewhere and i'm talking enough for both of us when will you see it's not (it's not)so easy for me your careless and whisper insulting and bruising and i thought that you said things were improving these laces are untied but my feet are still walking away away i never thought that you could say these words is this really happening? (don't say that we can still be friends) erase my name from this page how c

Not Today...
i just wanted to let everyone know in advanced that im not much in the mood today to be talking about my pictures, or hearing how much you like them or want to see more.... a friend from yahoo hung herself this weekend and left behind her beautiful children... she did this to get out of a very abusive situation... her husband was a police officer and was allowed to get away with it..

Aqua Dots Toy Has Date Rape
Toy contaminated with 'date rape' drug pulled Story Highlights Children who swallow the beads can become comatose or have seizures Toys are sold as Aqua Dots in the U.S., as Bindeez in Australia Three children were hospitalized in Australia after swallowing large quantities U.S. safety commission says it's received two reports detailing severe effects NEW YORK (CNN) -- U.S. safety officials have recalled about 4.2 million Chinese-made Aqua Dots bead toys that contain a chemical that has caused some children to vomit and become comatose after swallowing them. Scientists have found the popular toy's coating contains a chemical that, once metabolized, converts into the toxic "date rape" drug GHB, or gamma-hydroxy butyrate, U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission spokesman Scott Wolfson told CNN. "GHB is this drug that in low doses actually causes euphoria," said Dr. Sanjay Gupta, CNN's chief medical correspondent. "In higher doses, it can cause people to go into a coma

Sad Day
My neice's mother in law died today. Her husband lost his father about 3 years ago and has a brother with a mental disability. They don't have much to do with their family, because the brothers were mistreated by other family members when mom gained alot of weight and her husband divorced her. I get a call at 5 am. I can barely understand my neice. She said they got a call at 4 am saying that Jason's mom was having chest pains. They met Jason's brother at the hospital. They were able to talk to her etc. The doctors took her upstairs for some rountine test. The doctors came back to ask Jason where do you want to send the body. She died of a massive heart attack. Needless to say, it has been a crazy morning. I have let them cry and yell. I have done the routine stuff today. I did the calling to tell people that she passed away and watched out for Jason's brother. Please keep them in your prayers.

Could Use Some Help!
We have kicked off with a bang, but could still use some help1 Anyone out there thats not a member want to throw some comments our way? All help will be appreciated! Good Morning All!! (giggles) Hugs and Kisses!

Alicia Keys - Fallin
Falling Alicia Keys (Songs In A Minor) I keep on fallin'in love witha you. Sometimes I love ya', sometimes you make me blue. Sometimes I feel good, at times I feel used Oh baby u kno Darlin' makes me feel so confused I keep on fallin in and out of love with you i never love someone the way i loved you Ohh OhhhoHhhh i- I never flet this way How do give me so much pleasure cuz me so much pain Just when i think takin more woulda fool i kept fallin' back in love with You ohh.. I keep on fallin in and out of love with you. i never love someone the way i loved you. I I I fallin' I I I I fallin' Fallin' { fallin'} {fallin'} {fallin'} {fallin'} I keep on fallin' in and out of love with you i never loved someone the way i loved you x6

Writers Strike 2
Writers Strike 2 Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities Yes I'm gonna continue with the same subject that i was yapping about the last time we were together, and that is the Writers Strike. its 100% full on under way and t seems that both sides have locked in for the long run, I have to admit this is a subject I have been following very closely. its historic, most people may not see it that way, but it is. that last time the guild went on strike was back in 1988, almost 20 years ago. and back then the effects were hard hitting, perhaps not as far reaching, but just as historic. even if on a smaller scale. The 1988 strike had at least one famous impact on science fiction history: the second season of Star Trek: The Next Generation was shortened from 26 to 22 episodes, and producers were forced to dive into the Paramount archives to find existing scripts they could re purpose. A handful of scripts from the mothballed TV series Star Trek: Phase II were adjusted for The Next Ge

Godfather
Joke®s Wild™ - ۞ The Blogz You Love To Hate ۞ - ViPeR Pit FoUnDeR - Married to DJ Lacey@ fubar Let get my friend to godfather he only has 785,778 we can get this done to day lets rate the heck out of him and it will get done..............woooooooohoooooooo Thank you, DJPhilburg360

Wanna Help Me Out Here?
A young guy drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a blowjob?" "What! Are you crazy!" "Don't worry, it will be quick," he ensures his girlfriend. "No! Someone might see us..." "It's just a small blowjob," he insists, "and I know you like it." "No! I said no!" "Baby... don't be like that." Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks, "Dad says either you blow him, I blow him, or he'll come downstairs and blow the guy himself... but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his hand off the intercom."

Were Are All The Oklahoma Ladies At?
So I see you all out there from Oklahoma but never see much postings out of you. Come here and post some stuff so we know you are alive and well. Also will help me fan all my Oklahoma ladies out there....

Let's Make Love - Tim Mcgraw And Faith Hill
Baby I've been drifting away And dreaming all day Of holding you, touching you, The only thing I wanna do is be with you As close to you as I can be Let's make love All night long Until our strength is gone Hold on tight Just let go I want to feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Let's make love Do you know what you do to me Everything inside of me Is wanting you, needing you I'm so in love with you Look in my eyes Let's get lost tonight In each other Let's make love All night long Until our strength is gone Hold on tight Just let go I want to feel you in my soul Until the sun comes up Let's make love

A Song For Those Who Had Hell Growing Up
SOUL ASYLUM-JUST LIKE ANYONE She walks into the outhouse The cold night breathes into her face The flies are standing still now The moon it spills through the place And she starts wondering what it's like to be liked by everyone And like everyone be just like anyone And just wants to be so just like anyone She reaches through the darkness Her fingers touch the porcelain seat She spins and pulls her pants down The cold air holds her like a theif She starts wondering what they mean, do they just mean to be mean And thinking about the scene, do they just want to be seen And trying not to seem so just like anyone The door comes screeching open She walks into the evening air She disappears in the darkness All that's left's the faint smell of her hair She's done wondering what it's like to be liked by everyone And like everyone be just like anyone And just wants to be so just like anyone And wondering what they mean, do they just mean to be mean And thinkin

Live - Brothers Unaware (1991)
this was the first song I ever heard from Live. My Favorite album by them, being Mental Jewelry, came out in 1991 Many of the songs are based on the writings of Indian philosopher Jiddu Krishnamurti who was known for being a well-known writer and speaker on fundamental philosophical and spiritual subjects, such as the purpose of meditation, human relationships, and how to enact positive change in global society. I love this song so much that i usually sing it in the shower in the mornin lol so here's Brothers Unaware So many people I know only a few Yes I may say that I love this man And that man But what keeps me from loving you? . Date of birth, geography The color of my skin, ideology You got ten fingers, two legs, on nose Like me Just like me . And it's as simple as that You see . And if I don't know who to Love I love them all And if I don't know who to trust I trust them all And if I don't know who to kill I may kill myself instead . From the mouth of a

Benjamin Franklin
Necessity never made a good bargain. In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes. Blessed is he who expects nothiing, for he shall not be disappointed. Many have quarreled about religion that never practice it. Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Why Women Are Crabby ( Lmao )
Why Women Are Crabby :-S We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap until we had calluses on our backs. Next, we get our periods in our early to mid-teens (or sooner). Along with those budding boobs, we bloated, we cramped, we got the hormone crankies, had to wear little mattresses between our legs or insert tubular, packed cotton rods in places we didn't even know we had. Our next little rite of passage was having sex for the first time which was about as much fun as having a ramrod push your uterus through your nostrils (IF he did it right and didn't end up with his little cart before his horse), leaving

Thursday Links: Adam Ferrara, Rob Bartlett, Povember Continues, Talk Like Tim Thursday, Edit Your Own Master Po Video, New Videos Online
LISTEN TO TODAY'S SHOW ON AUDIBLE (link usually active by 3pm EST) Happy ThursDEE, kids! We gots another funny funny show in store for ya, dontchaknow! We have dumped Phone Call Thursday, and started 'Talk Like Tim' Thursday, in honor of Tim at KROCK, whose obnoxious voices will ensure that 'Talk Like Tim' Thursday lasts for all of a week...maybe. Our buddies Adam Ferrara and Rob Bartlett are hanging with the show today. Adam is playing the Beacon Theater with Denis Leary & Friends (get tickets now!). Rob will be back on the air with Don Imus soon, and is also starring in CHICAGO for a little while longer, so Get your CHICAGO tickets now and see Rob Live!. Remember, if you want to see ANY of the in-studio goodness LIVE at it happens, Turn On Your Paltalk and go to the 'Opie and Anthony LIVE' room. Of course, if you're anything like us, you're oogling the Ladies of Paltalk, who spend most of their time in the morning TOTALLY NUDE. EDIT YOUR OWN MASTER PO VIDEO: In honor of POvemb

Little Johnny....
Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's Family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with Him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything About the baby's missing ears Or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life When they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely. When Johnny looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby." The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny." Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, A cute Little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?" "Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he Will have 20/20 vision." "That's great", said Little Johnny, "coz he'd be f*cked if he needed glasses.

*pouts*
UGH! I left my CDs in the car so I won't have much to listen to today. Not to mention it's Thursday so it's going to be busy as hell. I hope today flies. I need my ETID at least 5 times a day. :( How's everyone doing so far this morning?

Mark Twain
Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one. Man was made at the end of a week's work when God was tired. Only kings, editors and people with tapeworm have the right to use the editorial "we". Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.

First Contest!
Well we have come out full force! We have West Side Conn team member in a contest that we have done very well on, but need to remember to continue to give our support. The link is below..:) Not too shabby for a new team! Yay! On Nov. 26th Master Feather has entered a contest for the cutest couples contest. That will last throughout Dec. so as soon as he gets the link for that I will post another blog. Heres the bulletin to that for now..:) http://www.fubar.com/bulletins.php?b=3811103391

Prayers For All
some of our fubar family needs prayers.so lets take time out and pray and keep them going plz. ÇRÂZÝ ÐÂVÊ alias Mr WW - United Kingdom Levellers - Brit Bomber 6@ fubarCan I ask you all to remember Steven, my son in your thoughts and prayers. Steven is scheduled to have brain surgery in the morning to remove a cancerous tumor from his brain. Its estimated that the operation will last approx 3 hours and is scheduled to go ahead at 08.30 GMT. Thank you everyone Dave rufnekraiders property of babyjessraiders also her real husband Club F.A.R@ fubarDoctors just came in and told my son they will be transferring him to San Fransco hospital...Dont know why or what her reason is but think that they may be getting ready to do something...Please pray that whatever it is it works as his potassium is not stabilizing...They were talking about starting dialisis...All I know is we need all the prayer we can get from all that finds it in there heart to reach out for a stranger...God Bless Yo

A Good Question To Ask Your Law Enforcement Officials
Can you imagine the stir if every citizen who pays taxes would get up and go to the local police and DEMAND they do something about all these illegal immigrants. Their numbers are now up to over 38 million. They can't be that hard to locate. We know where they are!?! These illegals are going to local offices that hand out welfare benefits. They are going to the Social Security Offices! Illegals go into our hospital emergency rooms. In the towns they are hiding out in they pack the laudromats full! They are apparently working at one of the areas industries! The have broken the law and entered into our country illegally. They are causing problems not only in crime but they are crushing our economy just by their sheer numbers. If residents of all towns would go to the local police station and ask why they are not going to these known places and arrest these law breakers? Watch them squirm! Listen to their excuses! We need to demand protection and/

Yes Finally Got It
Ok what up all. the first thng i want 2 say i LOVE MY CHICA HIDDEN AND THAT IS THE TRUTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ok second it offical "LIES" is out my life. im sorrry baby i should have told you i was goin to call her please for give me if i did any wrong. long story short she was begging me to give her one last chance. i told her im not because of 10 mnths of lies from her and i made sure it was clear as glass that i had a good WOMEN in my life.hell she wanted me to drop my chica and give her another chance. i told her im not goin to break hiddens heart like she did to me. well baby know more stress from her on me. one down, one more to go.

Warning!!
I never thought about this but very good advice. This is really interesting and downright scary. This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet...etc....was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby says 'I've just received your text asking about our Pin number and I've replied a little while ago.' When they rushed down to the bank, the bank staff told them all the money was already withdrawn. The thief had actually used the stolen cell phone to text 'hubby' in the contact list and got hold of the pin number. Within 20 minutes he had withdrawn all the money from their bank account. Moral of the lesson: Do not disclose the relationship between you and the people in your contact list. Avoid using names like Home, Honey, Hubby, Sweetheart, Dad, Mom, etc....... And very importantly

Build It Bright, And It Will Come.
See the bright future What has happened before has brought you to where you are. Yet the past has no control over where you can go from here. Your past history does not create your future. The choices you make right now are what create the substance of that future. Learn from your mistakes, but do not agonize over them. There is nothing you can do to change the fact that they happened, yet there is much you can do to move positively beyond them. When you dwell on the past it holds you prisoner. When you let it go, that allows you to go anywhere you now choose. People change, circumstances change, and you can change too. With each moment comes the opportunity to shake off the old assumptions and limitations, to give new purpose and meaning to life. Give new energy, new effort, new commitment and determination to this day that you have the good fortune to be living. See the bright future that can be, and you will make it so. -- Ralph Marston

Rebound
Well here go's nothing time to rant and blah about life.......Yeah turned 44 today yeah flippin yeah!!!! I'm glad i found fubar and im hating my self for finding it also....No im not bipolar or am i flippin Cybial but my God people why is everything people say on the net a big flippin lie or an act? have we become sooooo flippin immoral that we treat people with so much disrespect that we have lie that much even tho it's not in person to make our self's bigger than life that our poor ass excuse we have made for selfs we have to bring onto the net too......Well thanks but no thanks......dont share that kinda wealth u so gladly hold onto ...Keep it pls... just wallow in your own self pity and drown in it!!!!Yeah i know im a biker not suppose to feel act all big and bad blah blah blah But Hey should people not feel for 1 and other?Really i have been blessed in meeting people in real life .from here and other place and they have been great!!!! But sooooo many player's so many lier's .....s

Good Morning
Hello everyone, happy Thursday! (It is Thursday isn't it? I've lost track this week) I'm tired this morning, need more coffee I think. This rampant insomnia is kicking my ass. Anyway, hope you are having a good morning, or good day, whichever the case may be.

Help Me Get Dammit Cowboy To # 1
DAMM IT COWBOY # 219 in Country (highest position was 219). Total songs: 33,564 # 21 in Rockabilly (highest position was 21). Total songs: 1,184 LYRIC I WROTE AND MELODY BY MY CO WRITER MARK ELLIS, SUNG BY CAROL KIRKPATRICK GIVE A LISTEN GO TO MY SOUNDCLICK www.soundclick.com/jodydickey hit hot HELP ME GET IT TO NUMBER 1, ITS AT 21 NOW ON ROCKABILLY CHARTS

Speed Dial Numbers For Men?
Good Morning and hey there how ya doing? Oh this has to be a find. I mean it’s a find for we men… It’s located under the Tab “ ALSO on MSN left hand side of the msn home page. The little blurb and I say little because of all the people this will reach most of them are women and they are going to say…OK Tim Taylor of Home Improvement time to visit Ms Prudie’s school of soft knocks. The article headline is: “10 Numbers every man should have on speed dial” however I do agree with some and those I will boldly highlight or * in front of and back for those fields that do not take highlighted print well. *(1) U.S. Department of State Bureau of Consular Affairs' Overseas Citizens Services* ( I agree) we American men sometimes feel the world is our playground, perhaps at home sometimes…overseas and abroad watch your butt! Or a butt one one’s choice which also could get you into another kind of trouble, so keep butt watching to a minimum or learn the not so subtle technique, but Their case off

How Often Sickness Can Provide Clarity
Do not make someone a priority, when you are only an option... That is my new headline and it seems to fit me rather well. I have been on both sides of this happy equation. But we'll get back to that in a bit. Got my recall letter from my previous job so it looks like my happy butt is going back to working 19 hour days here shortly in order to get out of debt and recover from some of my more foolish endeavors. I'll be working 6am to 2:30pm Mon-Fri and 2:30pm til 1am Mon-Thurs, I'll do this for a few months or so given that I over extended myself on more than a few things but hey...when did I ever do anything half-ass, A few people have voiced some concern in regards to my health and it is much appriciated. But that being said it's either this or a slow decent into ruin. Who knows this may also keep my mind off of things that have been running rampant in my mind. Poor choices, excessive amiount of faith......that sort of thing. Now back to the first line. Nothing...NOTHING good

Fish Lives In Log Breathe Air
A tiny western Atlantic fish does something never before seen: It makes like a bird, living in mangrove wood for months at a time. A team of U.S. and English scientists accidentally discovered the unique behavior, which they call "logpacking," during recent excursions to Belize and Florida. They were studying how the mangrove rivulus—an animal already infamous for its bizarre sexual behavior—survived the frequent dry spells that strike its swampy forest habitat. "One of us kicked at a log, which broke apart and out came the fish!" said team leader Scott Taylor of Brevard County, Florida's Environmentally Endangered Lands Program. Log-Dwelling Fish The mangrove rivulus, also known as the mangrove killifish, is native to the Americas and is about two inches (five centimeters) long. The fish has long been studied for its many unique features. It's the only vertebrate known to naturally self-fertilize, for example. In some populations, it can become a hermaphrodite, developing both male an

Teamwork
At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty. The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally considered the "apex predator", can still fall victim to implemented "team work" strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and "survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines. See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator. Not for the squeamish!

Today's Horoscope
Let's check my horoscope for today, shall we? Pisces - The key word for you to think about today is "acceptance". Don't bitch about what you can't change, I mean, why waste an entire day saying "OMFG what next?" Just ride it out. A friend needs help but don't concern yourself because...come on, why would he go to you, right? Your appreciation for fine food leads you to opportunity. Just remember - they stop serving breakfast at 10:30, and job apps are online anyway.

Man Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmao
MAN RULES..LOL 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss' car. When she is using her teeth. 3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies. 4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours. 5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her. 6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable. 7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy'

Goodbye Blog
Over the past few days I have: cried hurt been hurt been angry appologized been lied too forgiven Its been an emotional roller coaster, and its time for me to get off. I've learned alot as well, learned alot about myself: I've learned Im a stronger person than I've ever given myself credit for. I've learned that I no matter what happens, life goes on, and I will be fine. I've learned that you shouldnt compromise happiness. I've found myself, I know what I want, who I want, what I awnt to be and where I want to be. I know what happened, I know how and why it happened, and I've chosen to forgive. Im sick however of the drama associated with having our lives all over this silly website. What happens between her and I is our business, suffice to say we are working on it. For better or worse, this is my decision, and Im sticking with it, I cant wonder, I need to know. With that, I regret to inform anyone that cares that I will be leaving Fubar for good, th

Truth Or Dare?
PLAY TRUTH/DARE with me!!! (& be honest) I dare you to tell me the truth: Four things you want to know about me: 01. 02. 03. 04. Three things you like about me: 01. 02. 03. Two things you don't like about me: 01. 02. My best feature: 01. Two things you want to do with me: 01. 02. One word that describe me: 01. One question for me: 01. repost this see how many people do this to you Just copy and send to me...

Ever Feel Walked On?
... I WAS ............. .......... HERE ...... ..Leaving my ....... Footprints on your ..............PAGE.... ....oooO............... .....(....)................ ......)../.....Oooo.... .....(_/.....(....)....... ...............)../........ ...............(_/........ ........................... ....oooO............... .....(....)................ ......)../.....Oooo.... .....(_/.....(....)....... ...............)../........ ...............(_/........ ........................... ....oooO............... .....(....)................ ......)../.....Oooo.... .....(_/.....(....)....... ...............)../........ ...............(_/........ ........................... ...........................

Bored. (random Stuff)
Since when did Fubar become a bunch of snobs? I really hate those surveys and crap they always seem to prequalify me for. Where the hell did all my friends go? I still have no idea who my two crushes are. I am really regretting coming back online. The new Darude and Chicane albums rule. I miss going fishing already. I should go look for a Fubar wife or something to make Fubar more enjoyable again. My ankle healed up nicely after that bear ripped it up. You ever feel like youve missed something? Im tired. Im going to bed. Night all.

Hello Everyone!
Thought I'd take a few minutes to tell folks a little about me. I'm 44, available, and a show host on NowLive.com I also founded the Alliance Media Network, a full service promotions and development network for citizen broadcasters. I am a smoker and social drinker who loves music, comedy and reading. I love to make people laugh and have a very quirky sense of humor. I love meeting new people and getting to know them (hint hint). Even though I am 44, I don't look OR feel it, so please don't judge me by the numbers!

Peopke Who Don't Mnd Their Own Business
I am getting tired of ppl who think they are helping and actually aren't They make things worse and then rumors get started. It seems everytime I start talking to someone ppl have to go in the minute they think there is something wrong.Then they have to try and help and when in fact they don't need to be helping.These ppl know who they are and I thank them but when I say I can handle it and that things are or will be fine they should just leave well enough alone because it's something that I should be able to handle on my own.I am getting tired of being judged and made to feel that I have done something wrong and a friendship or relationship being ruined over it.So please for those who are trying to help leave alone because I'm the one who is getting hurt in the end. I love you all but please from now on let me handle things in my own way and that way I know I screwed it up by myself.

Grace Kelly By Mika
Grace Kelly lyrics Do I attract you? Do I repulse you with my queasy smile? Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty? Do I like what you like? I could be wholesome I could be loathsome I guess I'm a little bit shy Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me without making me try? I try to be like Grace Kelly But all her looks were too sad So I try a little Freddie Ive gone identity mad! I could be brown I could be blue I could be violet sky I could be hurtful I could be purple I could be anything you like Gotta be green Gotta be mean Gotta be everything more Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me? Why don't you walk out the door! How can I help it How can I help it How can I help what you think? Hello my baby Hello my baby Putting my life on the brink Why don't you like me Why don't you like me Why don't you like yourself? Should I bend over? Should I look older just to be put on your shelf? I try to be like Grace Kelly But all her looks

Big Girl (you Are Beautiful) By Mika
Big girl you are beautiful Walks in to the room Feels like a big balloon I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful' Diet coke and a pizza please Diet coke I'm on my knees Screaming 'Big girl you are beautiful' You take your skinny girls Feel like I'm gonna die Cos a real woman Needs a real man is why You take your girl And multiply her by four Now a whole lotta woman Needs a whole lot more Get yourself to the Butterfly Lounge Find yourself a big lady Big boy come on around And they'll be calling you baby No need to fantasise Since I was in my braces A watering hole With the girls around And curves in all the right places Big girls you are beautiful Big girls you are beautiful Big girls you are beautiful Big girls you are beautiful Walks in to the room Feels like a big balloon I said, 'Hey girls you are beautiful' Diet coke and a pizza please Diet coke I'm on my knees Screaming 'Big girl you are beautiful' You take your girl And multiply her

Forgotten Memory
Forgotten Memory By: April Terry She wonders off alone, Thinking of all the things, That seem to make no since. Of the people she once knew. And the ones she still does. She wonders if they ever, Think of her. Or if she’s just another, Forgotten memory. Slowly she grasps a thought. And waits for it to form. When it does, She speaks it out, So she can hear it for herself. ‘No matter if they remember me, No matter if it’s good or bad, In some way, Our crossing of paths, Has changed us all.’ She ponders this thought. And picks piece by piece. Slowly she realizes, She never was alone. Because a piece of every person, She has every crossed paths with, Lives within her somewhere. Weather there a forgotten memory or not. And in that moment, She understands, How important her life is.

Lost And Confused
Have you ever had feelings for someone and didn't know what to do about them?????? Well I do but not sure what to do about them...At one point ZI had a crush and when he stopped talking to me I kind of went off of the wall. Not realizing that it could have been another reason. I have a bad habit of jumping to conclusions before asking any questions and that is one of my biggest flaws. Now I don't know what to do because I was trying to forget him and then contact was made and everything came flooding back...But yet again he won't talk to me and I don't know if it is something i did or say to him. I just wish I didn't feel so lost and confused without him.I miss our talks and everything and I don't want to lose him as a friend because he's been true and real with me. I guess I should have been more open with him and put my trust in him.But I have lost my trust in men and now i don't know if I can ever trust a man again. I do have feelings for him but maybe I should ju

Haunted Kelly Clarkson
Louder, louder The voices in my head Whispers taunting All the things you said Faster the days go by and I'm still Stuck in this moment of wanting you here Time In the blink of an eye You held my hand, you held me tight Now you're gone And I'm still crying Shocked, broken I'm dying inside Where are you? I need you Don't leave me here on my own Speak to me Be near me I can't survive unless I know you're with me Shadows linger Only to my eye I see you, I feel you Don't leave my side It's not fair Just when I found my world They took you, they broke you, they tore out your heart I miss you, you hurt me You left with a smile Mistaken, your sadness Was hiding inside Now all that's left Are the pieces to find The mystery you kept The soul behind a guise Where are you I need you Don't leave me here on my own Speak to me Be near me I can't survive unless I know you're with me Why did you go? All these questions run through my mind I wish I co

Dui Tn Style
From the county where drunk driving is considered a sport, comes this true story. Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Lebanon, TN after last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off--it was a fine, dry summer night--,flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left. At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, h

If These Walls Could Talk
If these walls could talk, you'd know my body is dead, my mind has been taken over, that's why I am so scared, I can't control it, anger is making me blind, I've been left here on my own chained to a hate of some kind. If these walls could talk. If these walls could talk, you'd know about my fears, about all those nights I screamed for help, about all my fallen tears. You'd know about the demons haunting me at night, you'd be able to help me keep my fire alight, if these walls could talk. If these walls could talk they would say that it's all right, God sends His angels to look over me at night. They'd encourage me, say though I am alone it doesn't mean I‘m on my own. He watches me, from above and showers me with all His love, if only these walls could talk.

Random
Just my mind and heart is full tonight. So many thoughts and feelings that I'm tired but restless. So i sit here once again writing out those thoughts and feelings dear to me,instead of sharing them. So here go's nothing. Most of you won't get this. Laughter and tears rolling through like storms. Lust and hate fill the air. Kisses and touch rush over like waves. Pains and sadness rip at the soul . Time runs away like the tide. Souls cross and cross again. Screams and dreams mix again. Lost and found become one. Safe and danger blur into one. Outside becomes inside. Through it all a soul remains.

How I Feel Kelly Clarkson
Looks like I made a mess again Heartbreak everywhere I step This fire is getting hot again But I touch the flame 'cause I'm a curious cat Creeping where I don't belong Finding out what I knew all along Crying all alone And it's all my fault, all my fault Yeah, I did it again...again Oh, I'm getting tired of believing Even sicker of pretending That it's not so bad, just wait it out Oh, I think you're feeding me lies again The only good man left wasn't him And that's how I feel right now so just let me be Let me be It seems every time I find a good man He's got a good little wife I'm not jealous but I won't lie I don't want to hear about your wonderful life And babies everywhere I look Trophy wives with their little black books At this rate I'm gonna end up alone It's probably all my fault, all my fault Oh, another dead end:again Oh, I'm getting tired of believing Even sicker of pretending That it's not so bad, just wait it out Oh, I think you're

I Should Have Known...
Well now Eric isnt interested in me. He left me a message online that he wasnt. He hadnt talked to me and I wondered why...so...I should have known. Thank you to DJSyncere...he has given me a listening ear! I greatly appreciate that. Its interesting that your in Germany...lol...thanks for having time to talk! And yes...there are Dom's like that and it does suck. Gives Dom's like you a bad name and rep! Well...I guess I am to put myself back on the butcher's block again. But I dont kno if I really want to if I have to go thru that nonsense. What pisses me off the most was I asked him a few times if he was still interested in me. Plus he called me...thought he cared. Oh well... Anyone in Germany want a very great Dom...DJSyncere is awesome! He will listen to you...give you advice...and help you achieve what you long for. Yes I am plugging you! LOL Gotta love me! ;) Man I am sleepy. I am ready to go to bed. I tried so hard to sleep all day today and it didnt happen r

My Mind
so my mind is wondering again and i hate when it does that. i was told recently that i was good at repelling unwanted men and that the reason i'm good at that is because i don't look them in the eyes. i didn't say much to respond to that but i have to confess that thats nor entirely true. i don't look people in the eyes because i don't want them to see my pain, anger and hate. i'm afraid that they will see my weakness and take advantage of that. well most people do anyways so what the hell! also i once saw myself in someones eyes and i saw myself fade from his eyes and trust me it's not a good thing. my uncle use to tell me that my eyes sparkled and shined, they haven't done that in a long time. they tried to but i guess it just wasn't enough to keep them shining. yea so this is what is going through my wonderful mind tonight. don't you all just wanna live in my mind?

Dont Get It
Ok whats up with you guys as this is something that happens quite often..... your like all into talking sending messages ... texts etc etc just non stop conversations ... then you stop cold turkey no messages no text no offline notes no nothing.... it just flippin bugs me that yall do that!! no wonder Im so flippin hard to get to know.. makes me not want to much energy into anyone new... which leads me to think im soooo not ready for the world of dating ........ blah men ugh!

Questions That Haunt Me
Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. Why is "bra"

Been Awhile Since I Updated....
Well, lets see here, its been a little over 2 months since I last wrote a blog and updated everyone on me and since I checked on everyone else :) The last few months have been crazy....I started a new job at 7-eleven and have been there about 2 months now. I seem to work all the time and dont seem to have days off, well thats what it feels like. There is some major talk on me moving up and being trained as an Assistant Store Manager, which will be nice. We will see where this takes me....lots of open doors now. About the time I lost contact with everyone was about the time that I started talking to Stephan. He lives in Ireland, is a bit older than me, and was talking about moving to the states by the end of April of 2008. He is such an awesome man, but certain things that I have evaluated have given me some more doubts about things and I dont know if he will be moving still or not. I met an amazing woman as well....she has sooo much strength and courage for the life choices she i

Cinderella
CRYSTAL BLUE EYES LIKE THE SWEETEST OF DREAMS A VISION FROM HEAVEN ABOVE PUT YOUR HAND IN MINE MY DEAR INSTANTLY YOU WILL KNOW WHAT MY HEART IS THINKING OF YOUR TOUCH HAS GOT TO BE FILLED WITH MAGIC YOUR KISSES LIKE WIND AND FIRE HOLDING YOU NEAR QUENCH MY THIRST FULFILLING ALL OF MY DESIRES I KNOW YOU HAVE HEARD THIS A THOUSAND TIMES I JUST GOT TO TELL YOU MYSELF I THINK YOU ARE LIKE A CHINA DOLL YOUR LOVE I WANT LIKE NO ONE ELSE YOU ARE THE PRINCESS AT THE BALL 111,000 WANT TO MAKE A PASS BUT ONLY MY HANDS DO POSSES THE LIL SLIPPER MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GLASS 11, 08 07 JAY ROGERS

My True Love
Well we made 4 months and I love you more than ever. You have made me the happiest woman in the world. I am so lucky to have someone as wonderful as you are. Craven you make my heart melt at every word and when I look in your eyes I can see our future. We will be together forever this I know. I love you and will always love you for all eternity. We were made for each other.. if this is not true love... then It does not exist.

Rules Of Kindess !! :p
NOTICE RULES OF KINDESS Hey whats up, if you just joined, WELCOME Ok Some rules of kindness... DOWNRATEING is not nice and is not acceptable. If you dont like a photo don't rate it. people get irritated real fast and upset if you downrate someones page, photo. Or thumbs down there stash item. What is down rateing do you ask? That is when you intentionly rate lower then a 10. this is like fliping someone off just ruder. If you don't like the photo or profile DONT rate it. simple as that! please take this in to note when visiting fellow members of the site and have respect for one and other. Im sure if someone came to your page or pictures and rated them all lower then a 10 you would be fliping out right?. Have some respect, treat others as you would like to be treated. What is thumbs down? pretty much exactly that. thumbs down on a stash item, Why is downratein so mean and not nice? It hurts peoples feelings, (yes feelings are real on the internet and

I Blame The French Fries
I'm multitasking this evening. Talking on here and 2 other sites, checking my hotmail, uninstalling my digital camera software only to reinstall it, downloading updates for my photoshop cs3, preparing dinner and painting my nails. So, Im getting ready to cook dinner, this amazingly succulent steak if you must ask, and everytime I have steak, only one thing can accompany it to make it perfect. Rich, smooth, fluffy smashed taters. So, I plug in my George Forman, pull out the steak from the fridge, set the table, pull out the butter and milk for the smashed potatoes then head to the pantry to retrieve the taters. No potatoes. Fuck Gotta make a trip to the store. But I don't wanna! I had already settled in for the night, and was in the process of making dinner. I called Justin, he suggests maybe pulling those fake potatoes from freezer dinners. But I dont have any freezer dinners! I despise those things. He suggested "French Fries? They're still pota

Random Quotes
"Tears sting My Eyes, cuz your leaving. Tears sting My Eyes Cuz I never stoped you. Tears sting My Eyes Cuz I know your gone Forever." By: Me Jan/26th/2006 "Friends Come And Friends Go Life Goes On Even If You Feel Alone Just Remember That Really Thier Still There Cuz As Long As You Remember Them, Thier Never Going To Leave You." By: Me Feb 18 2006 "My reality is shattering my heart is broken, how could he do this, how could he be so crul. He told me that he loved me but I found out it was never true, how could someone that I loved ever be so crule?" By: Me March 2006 "Life Can Bring You Happiness and Love, But then it rips it away. Thats Why I Turn My Back To It All And Wait For It To Fade Away" ~By: Me Aug 31st/2005 "You Told Me That You Loved Me, But It Was All A Lie. Now My Heart Is Broken And All I Want To Do Is Die."~By Me Sept 12th/2005 "Look at the people around you in them could be yo

What A Hrrorable Thing
I Lay lifeless as I feel you touch me I've given up fighting You laugh stealing my innacince as the tears fall from my cheeks and hit the bed You come into my room in the dead of night and kill me inside I no longer know what it's like to feel anything besides the pain thanks to you no one will every make me smile You whisper in my ear your rotten thoughts of what this is sapose to be telling my I should enjoy the things you do to me but explain to me how? You've ripped my clothes and my soul never will things be the same how can I ever love knowing what you've done? knowing you could do it again... I've scream so many times for you to stop but it's like you can't hear all you know is you and nothing else matters as long as you get your pleasure when you finish you kiss my forehead take my sheets and tuck me in whispering I love you sweetie see you in the morning you look at me waiting for a response I look up at you knowing

The Men.......
I'm not going to lie, I'm bored. That means I am going to do a random blog where I just ramble on and on and hope it makes sense at some point. Let's talk about the men in my life at the moment, and maybe a few from the past. *Name has been changed. Dirty Sally should know who they are though. ~Turtle's Man- This is my 3rd ex-fiance(yes, I've had 3). I was with him for 2 yrs, which has been my logest relationship. You could say we still have some feeling for each other but there is one issue....he lives across the street from me with his pregnant gf. He has on 2 different occasions made his way over here for an early morning visit. This may be the point where some of you think I'm some bf stealing slut. So, not the truth I just have the belief that if a guy is looking elsewhere he's not be properly satisfied at home. I won't purposely sleep with married men though. ~Next would be "MR SEXY Ace Hellraiser"(hehe)-Met him when I was working and we automatically hit it off. A fe

Dear Kim,
Fill this out, Copy and send this to my inbox. I ___ you. You have a nice ______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me = ________. If I saw you now I'd ________________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. if i could take you anywhere in the world with me i would take you___________. life without you would be like________________. if you died tomorrow my reaction would be___________________. i filled this out most of all because___________________. so now for my final words____________________________. Love,_______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this lots of fun and you can really make someone's day. Message them and dont be afraid to see what people will put!!!! Have fun