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Stinking Sexually Frustrated.....
I have been so freaking overworked lately that I've only had ONE orgasm in nearly a month. For me that is entirely unheard of. I'm used to at LEAST 3-5 per day. (Yes, I have a problem..which I willingly embrace). So finally, I get to go to work tomorrow (thursday) and play for an audience (my favorite turn on is being watched).. I'm so psyched, I'm having a party already in my head...ROCKIN!!!!

Stinkfist
Something has to change. Un-deniable dilemma. Boredoms not a burden Anyone should bear. Constant over stimulation numbs me But I wouldnt want you Any other way. Just, not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said, I dont want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive. Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand. I can help you change Tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and well be Well upon our way. Blend and balance Pain and comfort Deep within you Till you will not want me any other way. But, its not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said, I dont want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know Im alive. Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but its something youll get used to. Relax. slip away. Something kinda sad about The way that things have come to be. Desensitized to everyth

The Sting
The familiar sting, You feel the prick, the sudden sting as the ice goes through your veins. Your heart races, your pulse quickens, you find the sudden urge to run, but there is nowhere to run, there is nowhere to hide. You enjoy the sensation, the sudden utopia, the forgetfulness, of the problems at hand. You've worked all week, for that one shot. Your rent was due, your lights are due, your children need to be fed, you have bills overdue. The only thing that you cared about was that sudden sting. TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT THIS STING... signed: THE POET

Stinkeyeradio.com
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Stinkeye Radio Supports Independent Musicians.....
Stinkeye Radio Supports Independent Musicians..... Do you have talent in music? Are you wanting to get your music heard, yet you're not signed nor labeled? If you are intrested in having your music played on Stinkeyeradio.com please feel free to contact us and we will give you details on how to do so. Please contact advertisement@stinkeyeradio.com

Stink Eye Radio
If you got Fubar get on over to our lounge and chill with the best DJ's on the net. And of course I am in there too as well. Just follow the link: http://www.fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=51165 And tell us that I sent ya, and I may have a gift for ya.

Stinkfist
Something has to change. Undeniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear. Constant over stimulation numbs me But I would not want you any other way. Just not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said, I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my. I can help you change tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be well upon our waaay. Blend and balance pain and comfort deep within you till you will not want me any other way. But it's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said, I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to. Relax. Slip awaaaaaaaay. Chupa minha pica pichu Chupa minha pica pinto Something kinda sad about, the way that

Stinkeye Radio Is Always Hiring!
Are You Outgoing? Do You Like To Have Fun? Do You Love Music? Then Come Join Out Team At Stinkeye Radio! Stinkeye Radio Is Now Hiring For The Following Positions:... No Experience Needed, We Will Train You! DJS Head Of Advertisement Advertisement Lounge Greeters Lounge Bartenders Security - Must be willing to travel from time to time for live shows If You Are Intrested In Joining Our Staff Go To Our HomePage Click Thee application link Fill Out The Information & Someone Will Get Back With You Asap! www.stinkeyeradio.com

1st Installment- Southern Goddess!!!!
OK PEOPLE, ITS TIME TO SHOW ONE OF THE BEST WOMEN ON FUBAR SOME LOVE!!!! THIS IS THE FIRST OF MY RANDOM FAMILY PIMPOUT SERIES!! MEET SOUTHERN GODDESS! THIS WOMAN DESERVES ALL THE LOVE YOU CAN GIVE HER!! SHE HAS ALWAYS SHOWN ME NOTHING BUT RESPECT AND FRIENDSHIP, SO PLEASE GO SHOW HER THE SAME RESPECT AND LOVE!!! CLICK HER PIC AND GO TO TOWN!!!! This Pimpout brought to you by ☆FTW☆- MIDDLE MAN TO SAMANTHA AND FORNICATES@ fubar

Stinkeyeradio.com Is Now Hiring
Hello my name is DJ Security i work for stinkeyeradio.com. We are currently looking for DJ's, Advertising staff, and Security for when we do our live shows. Note if you want to DJ you have to be willing to travel for our live shows if you have any questions about DJing or advertising please contact hjlowe5@yahoo.com or dj_hustler25@yahoo.com for any information. Plus we now do Web Hosting and Streaming if you want any information on this please contact jayjay__1@yahoo.com we have a stinkeyeradio lounge here and on second life. If you decide to fill out an application for employment please go to stinkeyeradio.com and click on the DJ application link. You will need a referral to apply you can put DJ Security that is me. My yahoo is dustin_eron3@yahoo.com if you want to contact me. thank you and have a nice day

#1 Stingsaintly
stingsaintly@ fubar This fool was being very very rude in my shout box, badgering me to cam with him, despite repeated refusals he persisted, when a male friend interceded, he came back into MY shout box saying "don't send your little boys to talk to me, I do not talk to men!" "you are a stupid whore woman" Exceptionally cowardly and ill mannered, watch out for this cretin.

Stinkfist
Something has to change. Un-deniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden Anyone should bear. Constant over stimu-lation numbs me and I wouldn't have It any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive. Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand. I can help you change Tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be Well upon our way. Blend and balance Pain and comfort Deep within you Till you will not have me any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To feel, to breathe, to know I'm alive. Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to. Relax. Slip away. Something kinda sad about the way that things have come to be. Desensitized to everything.

Stina's Wisdom For Today.
Which just made me laugh so hard I snorted: "It makes no sense, I don't get the Olympics. Why is it that we pay these players millions of dollars to play for our team here and then they can play against us in the Olympics with their native country. Fucking rejects."

09/08/08 - Sting & The Police - King Of Pain (i Am He Edition)
SONG VERSION BELOW King of Pain - Sting & The Police LYRICS BELOW There's a little black spot on the sun today It's the same old thing as yesterday There's a black hat caught in a high tree top There's a flag-pole rag and the wind won't stop I have stood here before inside the pouring rain With the world turning circles running 'round my brain I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign But it's my destiny to be the king of pain There's a fossil that's trapped in a high cliff wall (That`s my soul up there) There's a dead salmon frozen in a waterfall (That`s my soul up there) There's a blue whale beached by a spring tide's ebb (That`s my soul up there) There's a butterfly trapped in a spider's web (That`s my soul up there) I have stood here before inside the pouring rain With the world turning circles running 'round my brain I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this reign But it's my destiny to be the king of pain There's a kin

Stinkfist-tool
Something has to change. Un-deniable dilemma. Boredom's not a burden Anyone should bear. Constant over stimulation numbs me But I would not want you Any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Finger deep within the borderline. Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand. I can help you change Tired moments into pleasure. Say the word and we'll be Well upon our way. Blend and balance Pain and comfort Deep within you 'Till you will not want me any other way. It's not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive. Knuckle deep inside the borderline. This may hurt a little but it's something you'll get used to. Relax. Slip away. Something kinda sad about The way that things have come to be. Desensitized to everything. What became

Sting-desert Rose
I dream of rain I dream of gardens in the desert sand I wake in vain I dream of love as time runs through my hand I dream of fire Those dreams are tied to a horse that will never tire And in the flames Her shadows play in the shape of a man's desire This desert rose Each of her veils, a secret promise This desert flower No sweet perfume ever tortured me more than this And as she turns This way she moves in the logic of all my dreams This fire burns I realize that nothing's as it seems I dream of rain I dream of gardens in the desert sand I wake in vain I dream of love as time runs through my hand I dream of rain I lift my gaze to empty skies above I close my eyes This rare perfume is the sweet intoxication of her love I dream of rain I dream of gardens in the desert sand I wake in vain I dream of love as time runs through my hand Sweet desert rose Each of her veils, a secret promise This desert flower No sweet perfume ever tortured me more t

Stingers
Come down to Stingers in Malvern Oh and check out the dancers! Im one and we would love to keep you company! The address is 5252 Alliance rd Malvern oh We have dancers on tues an wed nights from 6 to 1 Come and enjoy yourself!

Stinky Mcstinky!
So when I went away with my friends anywhere they are always shocked when I don't pack deodorant or use it religiously like they do. But I'm a simple girl...I'm not fussed about smelling like a bucket of flowers. My most common scent is prolly when I just smell of soap out of the shower. I don't see the need for deodorant myself cos if I get stinky then I just go shower...DUR! Right but my friends, they don't get stinky like straight away either but it seems like they think that no smell=bad and that they have to smell of something flowery 24/7. In my own lil world, deodorant and perfume doesn't really play much of a factor. I'll prolly spray it if I remember (which is pretty much never). Is it normal for most other people to use it regularly? Like just another daily routine such as brushing your teeth or something?

Stinky Mcstinky! (x2)
So when I went away with my friends anywhere they are always shocked when I don't pack deodorant or use it religiously like they do. But I'm a simple girl...I'm not fussed about smelling like a bucket of flowers. My most common scent is prolly when I just smell of soap out of the shower. I don't see the need for deodorant myself cos if I get stinky then I just go shower...DUR! Right but my friends, they don't get stinky like straight away either but it seems like they think that no smell=bad and that they have to smell of something flowery 24/7. In my own lil world, deodorant and perfume doesn't really play much of a factor. I'll prolly spray it if I remember (which is pretty much never). Is it normal for most other people to use it regularly? Like just another daily routine such as brushing your teeth or something?

Sting.
Not-so-fresh feeling. Between stale air and week old smoke. call it a rash of the mind, an itch you can't scratch without a nail. Stretched like crucifix, nailed like Jenna. Counting the bumps in the ceiling. Afterglow just aint what it used to be. Can't find the beat. Can't find the line. Can't fight the wall. Wall cheats. Wall wins. Counting the bumps in the ceiling. Melting into the floor. Can't find the line. can't find the line. tastes like blue. dead in the corner ink in the vein can't find the line. Pretty patterns coming down. Numbers angles murmors lost all meaning. Can't find the line. Can't taste the metal. Down. All the way. It's warm. It's quiet. Can't sleep. Can't stop the fire. Everything. Everywhere. Can't find the line. Can't sleep. Can't find the line. Can't make the still. Can't find the line.

Stings And Things
Few things make me feel tiny and sad and hearing my dad tell me he tried to go to the Transport museum on his own this morning is one of those things. He got on a bus to Georges Square in Glasgow to catch a bus to the museum, but there was a marathon race on in the city centre and he got overwhelmed with the crowds and just headed home. The thought of him being pushed about in crowds and feeling vulnerable makes me feel deeply scared for him. It makes me sad; because he wanted to go somewhere and at almost 80 years old he didn’t bother asking me and tried to go on his own. He was heading somewhere where there were heaps of families all milling around and he would be that one wee man on his own. Why didn’t I think to ask him? Why did I sleep to midday and not notice his loneliness? I hate feeling like this, this guilt and stupidity when in actual fact he likes going places on his own and feels independent. Having an elderly parent is amazing and also a blessing but don&r

The Sting Of Miasma
Antiquated by the cultural time lapse that plagues its own history; beneath the musk of ravished liberty that has been raped behind closed doors, a panopticon society rests in the lens of its overseers. Books once trapped, backtracked and washed clean of impurities (denoting isolated instances of a culture incinerating knowledge four hundred fifty-one degrees above ground zero while peacemakers with pacemaker scars scar the impotence of a porn star mentality) now procreate terrorist threats through weapons of phallic nature, nurtured in the stranglehold of a neutered neo-degeneration. Culture is myth. Deep within the sleeping iris, beneath the abyss, a relapse in the fabrication of space-time ventures into the alterations of communities scratched by heretics and treason; by the lectured politics of ever so truthful falsehoods. Erasing all, if any, fine fond memories of a life that couldn't be taken now, the grass of confusion grows. Fortunes needles and debauchery's op

Stipper
An unemployed stripper begged her agent to find her work. He cautioned her that the only job available was at a longshoremen's convention-- typically a rough gig. Because she was broke, she took the job anyway. That evening, the agent walked into the hall just as the stripper began her act. Before long, the unruly crowd began pelting her with crushed beer cans and cigarette butts while shouting obscenities, issuing lewd catcalls and trying to manhandle her. Halfway through her performance, she ran off stage, sobbing. "Look, they don't mean anything by it," the agent said consolingly. "They've just had too much to drink and----" "No, no it's not them!" she exclaimed. "Did you hear that fucking band?"

"stir The Pot"
Copyright ME assholes! 2006 ---------------- The patience gone, Absence too long. But the charade, The face was held tight. Can't see eyes through, Should have known. Can't hear words true, Silence grown. Spit the lies, I'll be ignorant, You be full of shit. I'd never know, Never allow it to settle. I know how the game goes, I've seen the players change. I've seen the lid blown off, I know what's underneath. Hollowed yourself out. Fill it up with anything, Anything that feels right. For just a few minutes, Just for tonight. Stir the pot, Just one more time. Keep truth transparent. Sleeping rock bottom. Lies breathe easy, Your words are thick, Hard to take in. I might choke, To know it all. A necessary trial, A separation of body from mind. One may kill the other, Leave the split behind. I know how the game goes, I've seen the players change. I've seen the lid blown off, I know what's underneath. Hollowed yourself out. Fill it up with any

Stir-fried Spicy Lobster
8 ounces soy sauce 20 ounces unsalted butter 20 ounces angel hair pasta -- cooked 4 ounces sesame oil 4 ounces hot chili oil 8 1-pound lobsters -- blanched & chopped 2 bunches scallions -- thinly sliced 2 red peppers, seeds, membranes removed -- diced small 2 yellow peppers, seeds, membranes removed -- diced small 8 ounces oyster mushrooms -- cleaned and sliced 8 ounces shiitake mushrooms -- cleaned and sliced You will need 8 one-pound lobsters, blanched, with all the meat removed from the shells. Chop the meat, and reserve all the head shells, legs, and tail pieces. Soy Butter Sauce and Pasta-- Bring soy sauce to a boil, add butter in chunks, stirring until all is incorporated. Set aside. Cook angel hair pasta in boiling salted water until "al dente." Combine sesame oil with hot pepper oil (approximately 1 ounce total per portion based on the desired hotness). Stir-fry lobsters in oils after coming up to smoke stage. Add scallions, peppers, and mushrooms. Cook

Stir It Up~~to Someone Special
WAs thinking of someone special when I heard this Bob Marley song last night..this guy does more than sing, he always tells a story, or thought, or brings some attention to things that are not right in this world. His music lives on, forever for those who will listen and pay attention. When he speaks of love, he means it and feels it..that is why this song is one of my favorites. Stir It Up Stir it up; little darlin', stir it up. Come on, baby. Come on and stir it up: little darlin', stir it up. O-oh! It's been a long, long time, yeah! (stir it, stir it, stir it together) Since I got you on my mind. (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) Oh-oh! Now you are here (stir it, stir it, stir it together), I said, it's so clear There's so much we could do, baby, (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) Just me and you. Come on and stir it up; ..., little darlin'! Stir it up; come on, baby! Come on and stir it up, yeah! Little darlin', stir it up! O-oh! I'll push the wood (stir it, stir it, stir it together),

Stir Crazy!
I've been stuck at home for so long that its finally getting to me. Its always the sames things everyday, and I need a change....IN ANYTHING! What to do, what to do? I really just need a vacation. Just a weekend away from the rat race of everyday. I'm always helping out my mother-in-law selling plates and making sure her daughter and my daughter don't fight. My boyfriends out all day and I can't take it anymore. It gets so drab and dull to do the same things over and over! I'm sure you all know what I mean. Sorry for the ranting, but my God, I just need to get it all out!

Stirring
This is a beginning of a short story I am was writing for a class....it is only a beginning. It is to be continued at a later date....... He was strong, the strongest of his kind. His gift was one that could not be denied by even the most skeptical. It caused sane, sensible women to lose throw all caution to wind when he was with them. This held no fascination for him. It was too easy, too convenient. He was used to people staring at his beauty. Everyone had told him from the time he young man how handsome and sexy he was. He was bored with all of it. Women fell at his feet with want of him. His deep, dark brown eyes, his dark hair, his skin the color of sweet caramel. He went through his life, each day pretty much the same. He was bored. Could there not be more to this exsistance than being successful with women at his beck and call? What about all the love that was in the world. He lived, yes, but was not happy. He had put up a front for others to see. Why sh

Stir Of Echoes !
Just giving all the people that visited my profile a shout out. Hopefully, if I scream their praises to the wind then maybe they will hear what I have said and remember that they have a friend out there. I realy appreciate the visits and don't be shy to add, rate, or show me some love. I haven't been a member for very long, but the experience is sure different than any other sites of its caliber. It's one that I hope will be enhanced in the future by making new friends and maybe a few fans. I will continue to keep an optimistic view on the prospect of meeting different people and try to further enjoy the "tappa, tappa, tappa". - Where would we all be without the "Tappa, Tappa, Tappa"?

The Stirring Of Hope And Spells
Violently it mixes the creation, brewing an exile of craziness, leaning on a witching life. I cry, missing innocence. Burning at a stake, a stake of truth and common sense. Only cob webs stretch along windows, eyes drenched in rain drops. Aroma steams from the boil, revealing loneliness, abandonment, hatred. A candle is blown out as the craft is done, just as the spell. Sprits rise to the clouds, turning white, longing to be as black as thunder.

Stir Fry Sweet & Sour Chicken
3 boneless skinless chicken breast sesame seeds (optional) 1 green bell pepper (julienned) 1 clove of garlic (chopped) 2 1/2 tbsp. of coconut oil 1 jar of La Choy sweet and sour sauce Cube chicken into desired chuncks; set aside. Heat oil until melted over low heat. Add sesame seeds and chopped garlic, stir to mix together, turn up heat to med-hi, and add chicken. Stir fry until chicken is thoroughly cooked, then add bell pepper and sweet and sour sauce. Stir and turn down heat to low. Cover and simmer for about 10 minutes until bell pepper is soft and tender. Serves 2-3.

Stir Fried Seafood With Asparagus
Prep and Cook Time: 25 minutes Ingredients: * 1 medium onion cut in half and sliced medium thick * 1 TBS chicken or vegetable broth * 1 TBS minced fresh ginger * 3 medium cloves garlic, chopped * 2 cups fresh sliced shiitake mushrooms * 1 bunch thin asparagus cut in 2" lengths (discard bottom fourth) * ¼ cup fresh lemon juice * 2 TBS soy sauce * 2 TBS mirin wine * pinch red pepper flakes * 3/4 lb snapper fillet cut into 1 inch pieces * 8 large scallops * 8 large shrimp, peeled and deveined * 1 cup cherry tomatoes cut in quarters * ¼ cup chopped fresh cilantro * salt and white pepper to taste

Stirrig Up The Pot In D.c. Go Baby!!
Court: Alleged D.C. Madam Can Give out Phone Lists (CBS) WASHINGTON A woman accused of running a prostitution ring in the nation's capital is free to distribute thousands of pages of phone records after a federal judge lifted a restraining order on Thursday. U.S. District Court Judge Gladys Kessler's order granted the request of Deborah Jeane Palfrey, 51, of Vallejo, Calif., to quash restrictions by government prosecutors that prohibited her from giving away the list. "As a result, Jeane has determined to release those records under certain conditions to qualified individuals or organizations," wrote her attorney, Montgomery Blair Sibley, in an e-mail. Palfrey and her attorney have said the list contains up to 15,000 names and could shake up Washington by revealing high-profile individuals. Prosecutors had won two temporary restraining orders to prevent her from distributing the list, first to preserve its availability, and then to prevent the harassment of potential witne

Stir Crazy
I so cannot wait for Mercury to get a move on. I am so restless. I can't find one spot to find more than a couple of friends, let alone friends that aren't busy. Ghosts that I am not ready to face yet are haunting as well. ugh, maybe a few days of EQ will help

Stir-fried Shrimp With Chicken
If shrimp are large, cut them in half before stir-frying. 1/2 lb. skinned, boned chicken breasts. MARINADE: 1 tsp. rice wine or dry sherry 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. cornstarch 1 egg white SEASONING SAUCE: 1 tbsp. rice wine or dry sherry 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. sugar 1/4 tsp. pepper 1 tsp. rice vinegar or white vinegar 1 tsp. sesame oil 3 tbsp. chicken broth or water 1 tsp. cornstarch 2 c. boiling water 1/4 lb. fresh snow peas 2 c. boiling water 1 c. vegetable oil 6 slices fresh ginger root 1/3 c. sliced bamboo shoots 1 tsp. sesame oil Shell and devein shrimp. Rinse and pat dry. Cut each shrimp in half. Cut chicken into thin slices. Chop slices into bite-size pieces. Mix marinade ingredients in a medium bowl. Add shrimp halves, chicken pieces, mix well. Let stand 20 minutes. Mix ingredients for seasoning sauce in a small bowl; set aside. Cook whole carrots in 2 cups boiling water in a small saucepan 10 minutes. Remove with a slotted spoon, drain well and slice

Stir The Silence
When you think of the great state of Texas one often thinks of the biggest state in the Union, The Alamo, or yes its many cows. But in this case, I am not here to introduce or reintroduce you to either of these. But to an amazing band called Stir the Silence. Whom have successfully combined aggressive hard hitting music with killer vocals and talented musicianship. Formed last year, Stir the Silence brought together a group of four individuals who mesh to make the sound that is perfect for them. This amazing group consists of: David Christian Beard on vocals. Wulfgang Milez on guitar. Thomas Oas on bass and Jeremy Cochran on drums. Brought together these guys make such creativeness to bring us such songs as “Chainsaw” or “Missing Link”. Or my personal favorite “No Such Thing”. I am fairly confident these guys could get a pit started anywhere. Whether it be a local venue, a grocery store, or even at your local church. Stir the silence is gaining and maintaining wide spread

Stirb Nicht Vor Mir (don't Die Before I Do)
The night opens her lap The child's name is loneliness It is cold and motionless I cry softly into time I don't know what your name is But I know that you exist I know that sometime someone will love me He comes to me every night No words are left to say With his hands around my neck I close my eyes and pass away I don't know who he is In my dreams he does exist His passion is a kiss And I can not resist I wait here Don't die before I do I wait here Don't die before I do I don't know who you are I know that you exist Don't die Sometimes love seems so far I wait here Your love I can't dismiss I wait here All the houses are covered in snow And candle light in the windows They lie there together And I I only wait for you I wait here Don't die before I do I wait here Don't die before I do I don't know who you are I know that you exist Don't die Sometimes love seems so far I wait here Your love I can't dismiss Don't die before I do

Stir-fried Steak Strips With Red Peppers And Cashews
Stir-Fried Steak Strips with Red Peppers and Cashews In this stir-fry, the soy-ginger steak marinade is later cooked along with hoisin sauce to become an irresistible dressing. And you'll love the nutty crunch offered by the cashews. Credit: Kathy Gunst with the editors of Parenting magazine Servings: 4 Ingredients: * 1 pound boneless steak * 3 tablespoons light soy sauce * 1 1/2 tablespoons mirin * 1 tablespoon balsamic vinegar * 2 tablespoons fresh ginger, peeled and finely chopped * 1 tablespoon vegetable oil * 2 cloves garlic, finely chopped * 1 large red bell pepper, cut into thin strips * 6 scallions, cut into 2-inch pieces * 1 cup unsalted cashews * 1 1/2 tablespoons hoisin sauce * 1/4 cup water Directions: Cut the steak into thin slices, trimming any excess fat. Place the meat in a bowl and cover with the soy sauce, mirin, vinegar and 1 tablespoon of the ginger. Toss to make sure the meat is cove

Stirb Nicht Vor Mir
The night opens her lap The child's name is loneliness It is cold and motionless I cry softly into time I don't know what your name is But I know that you exist I know that sometime someone will love me He comes to me every night No words are left to say With his hands around my neck I close my eyes and pass away I don't know who he is In my dreams he does exist His passion is a kiss And I can not resist I wait here Don't die before I do I wait here Don't die before I do I don't know who you are I know that you exist Don't die Sometimes love seems so far I wait here Your love I can't dismiss I wait here All the houses are covered in snow And candle light in the windows They lie there together And I I only wait for you I wait here Don't die before I do I wait here Don't die before I do I don't know who you are I know that you exist Don't die Sometimes love seems so far I wait here Your love I can't dismiss Don't die before I do

Stir
I can stir you up a poem that will metaphorically mix your espresso crème, dark brown spicy chai dream, warm honey coated, drip drip drop indigo notions with your vibe scene. While I beat stanzas with brand new adjectives created just to make similies fall weak while I slowly swirl my ink on your ink… spilling into black cherry puddles, after I speak…in whispers so quiet on the lobe, breath filling all space making tingles happen in f o l d after f o l d, whipped into raspberry plush molds of mounds and mind, whisking nectar from peaches with the juices that born sensuous thought… nothing else as delectable… nothing of this kind… can you withstand? palpable poetry simmered into syrups that sweeten thighs and lips, hips and eyes, any color imaginable that come standard with midnight skies allow this poetess to coalesce your subconscious into a lucid affair with all things that transgress definition and embrace states of being, mixed, sw

Stirrings
I saw you last night. It was the first time in over two years. You came up and ask if I remembered you. I looked and said,"Gee you look familiar." "Familiar,' is that all you can say? My heart told me who you where. It felt the pain again when I saw you. I haven't let you go, But I don't want to remember you, Or all those things. It brings confusion in my heart. It makes me dumb founded. I will never for the life of me, Understand why you wanted to hurt me. It is okay, With time I have moved on. The dance that was in my soul for you, Is now long gone. I don't want you, But I still can't get over you. I hate so much being in this predicament. Why are you back, Why did you come here. Leave me alone I have moved on. You are part of the past, That is were you will remain. Tucked in a corner, Where no light can get in. Dee Parenti All Rights Reserved.

Stir-fried Pumpkin
INGREDIENTS * 3 tablespoons olive oil * 1/2 cup chopped onion * 1 teaspoon minced garlic * 4 cups cubed fresh pumpkin * 1/2 cup grated carrot * 2 tablespoons soy sauce * 1 teaspoon salt * 1 teaspoon ground black pepper * 2 teaspoons black sesame seeds DIRECTIONS 1. Heat the oil in a large skillet. Add the onion and garlic; cook and stir until the onions begin to brown. Stir in the pumpkin, carrot, soy sauce, salt, and pepper; cook another 5 to 7 minutes, until pumpkin is tender. Sprinkle with sesame seeds before serving.

Stirring Back From The Abyss Of Depression
Staring back from the abyss where i see my life How can i say that I liked myself not even sure why Concerned of matters that are only skin deep feeling the depths that one must take, feeling myself tumbling back into the depths, where loneliness is its only bliss, feeling no love no rapture, only pain, feeling my brain slowly going into the depths of insane, pulling on the cord that ties me to, looking for help looking for who, I climb stretch and climb back from hells embrace feeling all the tentacles wanting to pull me down, feeling them tear into my flesh, warping my brain, dragging me down, More I climb out of the depths, more pain by inches but still i endure, the light overhead, I see so far away, no such pain in all to gain, Torments in my mind, laughter holding true, am I to fat, to soft, to gentle still? seeing the light i know that in time, I shall climb back from the abyss of the mind, will there be anyone at the top willing to help me? over the edge or to send me ba

The Stirring Of Lust
The Stirring of Lust Princess Reina worked her evil spell upon Draco peaceful sleep, he did wicked things to his body, as she watched from his window, she loved how he soar to her will, but each morning, as he slept in late because of his restless night, she moved about the house. She watched and study two other males that seem to drawn to her, she like Vladimir, but Ravenous, she would not give the time of day too. She moved about the house, she found someone alone, she watched him, he was different from the others, he was one of the new bred, he was tall, haunting like ghost moving about life, his long black hair with white streaks running through it, his white eyes, his blood lips, his body was perfect too, he stood in the midst of the rain, he was naked and move like a swift warrior, she watched him Who was he? Why was he so haunting beautiful to her? She smiled, she was ruler, she was allowed to mingle with her kind, she moves swift about hidden place to get a better sigh

The Stirring Of Lust....continued
The dark island was fastly stirring with lust between two that were going to bump heads of belonging to each other, yet one was going to rule the other more each passing day. The wind roared and trembles, but whispered about her lust for one, who was trying to remain out of her reach. His heart and soul was fighting against his will to refuse what must be. His mind was screaming her name over and over, he was losing, but failed to know, feel or see it. Draco was trying to keep away from her; he was feeling things toward her that were wrong. He heard her laughter, he run the other way, he pray never to be alone with her when she was of age, he feared his desire for her would take control than he would be at her mercy. It was game of hide and seeks for them. Reina was seeking him out. Draco was hiding from her. He felt her move away from him. He rose. She was merely a child still, but a willful and cunning child with such beauty and alluring charm about her walk, body and words.

Stirb Nicht Vor Mich (don't Die Before I Do)
STIRB NICHT VOR MICH (DON'T DIE BEFORE I DO) The night opens her lap The child's name is loneliness It is cold and motionless I cry softly into time I don't know what your name is But I know that you exist I know that sometime someone will love me He comes to me every night No words are left to say With his hands around my neck I close my eyes and pass away I don't know who he is In my dreams he does exist His passion is a kiss And I can not resist I wait here Don't die before I do I wait here Don't die before I do I don't know who you are I know that you exist Don't die Sometimes love seems so far I wait here Your love I can't dismiss I wait here All the houses are covered in snow And candle light in the windows They lie there together And I I only wait for you I wait here Don't die before I do I wait here Don't die before I do I don't know who you are I know that you exist Don't die Sometimes love seems so far I wait here Your love I can't dismiss Don't die before I do

Stitches And Heartbreak
Torn tattered abused I sit here looking out into the nothingness Cold dark lonely He left like they all have Broken hurt bleeding The physical pain is easier to deal with Alone crying dreaming The small hope that lingers in my heart Acceptance rationality apathy At least I can pretend that I don't care anymore Routine drama numbness If I keep pushing I'll forget all about the pain Reclusive tired unexpected I stayed in hiding then by chance I found someone Smile giggle peace My heart is calm as the pain left because of you Caution excitement happiness

Stitch Me - Lyrics
My face fell when you said those words And pinwheels hit my eyes My lips were shattered on the floor Get the needle sterilized Sew me back together After ripping me apart Piece me back and stitch me up A doll without a heart I can't blink with this starshot in my eye My patchwork poker face is done I don't have to hear you anymore It doesn't mean you won Sew me back together After ripping me apart Piece me back and stitch me up A doll without a heart Take my hand Take my mouth Take my eyes, my eyes, my eyes Take me Sew me back together After ripping me apart Piece me back and stitch me up A doll without a heart

Stitches
So I went to visit a friend in Tampa Saturday after i got off wrk, i got there Sunday morning. We were having fun kidding around and such, and then i was tired after driving all night and we were getting ready to make dinner for her ex, her 4 kids my 2 kids and myself when CRASH!!! we heard some glass break in the room that the kids were playing in. then it got reallly quiet... turns out my son was running in the house, and put his hands out to stop himself and ended up going THROUGH a glass window, if that wasnt bad enough, he pulled his arms back through, and one of the pieces of glass dug in. so i see it and scream like a little girl, while her ex put a wet clean sock on it. Now let me tell you, this is RIGHT where the writst is actually the wrist not the arm, not the hand, so its right over his main artery, if he had been trying to kill himself he couldnt have done it better. so im holding pressure on hin arm, we run out of the house, no bra, just a slip of a dress, and T

Stitch
Rules of the lounge No bagheads,No link dropping unless approved by staff Only Steven Drunk1 and Jessa are aloud in the coding Just dont be a douche and enjoy,No Emo's omfg Its True, Hydaway Radio Is back !!! click the pic to see what your missing, So get your ass in here and Come Say Hi to sTiTcH

Stitches Out
well hopefully im geting 4 of them removed later today and hen i can see how bad or good the cut is on my neck,if it is not to bad i will post a pic of it on here later for all to see. plus a big thank you too everyone who has asked how i am thanks loads mauh mauh mauh mauh stitches are out and pic coming tomorrow

Stitches.
Five words five words is all it would take Five words to change your heart and mind In the heat of the sun I know you’re the only one You still can’t hold yourself together. Alone... Alone... All alone You have this conversation To satisfy your most intimate inner thoughts. Then you bite your lip when it matters most. A shade of red in sight. Can you taste the blood? Taste it on your lips. Rip the seam. Then I’ll show you How the strings become the stitches in your mouth. In your silence we are louder. When the strings become the stitches in your mouth. Your growing imagination Preparing you for what your heart requires to say. Then you bite your lip when it matters most. A shade of red in sight. Can you taste the blood? Taste it on your lips. Rip the seam. Then I’ll show you How the strings become the stitches in your mouth. In your silence we are louder. When the strings become the stitches in your mouth. Five words, repeating over in your head. That’

Stitches
Can you see me? No, you looked right through me. My pain I wear like a patchwork quilt. Surely you saw me in these multi-colors? Pain, regret, sorrow, rejection. Each square a tribute of its own to my stupidity. See the threads? They are my tears, connecting one painful memory to another. You carry the tool to take apart this quilt. Can you, would you, free me?

Stitches
If it stayed i'd never leave it If that turned around I'd grieve the special dirty things that we used to talk about I mean that loving you is strange And adored by me throughout oh no it's you again Someday soon you'll find that someone Waiting for the chance to beat you Drooling on the set to feel you Blessing you with every kiss Tying yourself to me Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me So precious loving the thrill Tying yourself to me Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me So precious loving the thrill Such the patient one who needs me The spoiled one who wins So shocking where's your sense Don't you know i hate you, ohoh Unsatisfied,you little girl. Tying yourself to me Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me So precious loving the thrill Tying yourself to me Stitch up my emptiness cause your the death of me So precious loving the thrill [these lyrics are found on http://www.songlyrics.com]

Stitched Up & Caged
I'm all stitched up now. I have nothing more to say. Oh well, fuck it! They didn't want to hear it anyway! All alone in my cell I sway with rage. Alone in the shadows I'm locked in a cage. My heart is black and my skin is numb. I go through times where I feel blind, deaf, and dumb, To the world around me though there it may be, Yet I find myself paralyzed but what I see. Waite! I feel something! It must have been left on the floor of my cage. A pin, a razor blade and a tattered old page. The last page of my journal or so it would seem to be. My last chance to cry out and make all you people see. That I used to sing and be happy. I had love, money, and a family. But thats all gone away now and I'm left here today. I'm stitched up in my cage what more can I say. I've stitched my heart back together and I've glued it shut. Black it still beats and it pumps despite all these cuts. Black blood flows underneath my flesh underneath my skin. And these soulless eyes are

Stitch! Has Had Enough!
You know... it's nice to see that our country...The United States of America has made real history within the last 12-13 hours in letting our government know that we the people want real change in our country's future. I am so proud to be an American in this day and age. A country that my grandfather fought in WWII to protect. A country my father AND mother served during Vietnam. With all this being said, as happy as I am that the American people voted for change, I have to say I am disheartened by the tone of many people on FUBAR. People that are calling our New President - Elect a joke or worse. As I see it...we all have a chance to work together but you fools want to keep things divided and the same as it has been the last 200 plus years. I am tired of the masked racism and failure in accepting things as they are. For anybody who disagrees with me...that's fine...it is your right to do so. However...If you are going to hold onto your petty bullshit and continue being close m

Stitches
Stitches By:Ashton MullenMy tears were fallingThey burned like fireHe was goneThe one I desire. My pain was realMy heart bled openIt's stitches poppedand it was broken.But then I sawYour face todayAnd my tears of sorrowwere wiped away.You came back to meand grabbed my handYou pulled me upand outta the sand.I misunderstoodI thought you were goneBut while I was cryingYou were there all along.I know your hereAnd we're apartBut you haven't stopped loving meAnd I still have your heart.This is for the bestIt wont remain this wayI know that it's just for nowand you'll be back someday.You kissed me tenderand promised you'd returnand your love for mewill always burn.With that you leftTo a far away landThen I opened up The palm of my hand.You left a needle and threadTo sew up my heartWith that I knewThis was our fresh start.

Stitched
I am too old for you, he claims,but his hands slip and slideall the samelike a breathless boy on skatesbrand newacross and overthe landscape of my youth,dipping throughsunbeams hidden in my hair,scalingcherry-drop mountain topscreamy whiteand bare,yet...when I look into his eyesso blue, so dear,I can see behind them peekinga shadow of fear -will you still love meas much next year?Will your belief in me standagainst time and tears?Too many worrieswill tear this man apart,so I beginto stitch him intothe quilt of my heart;morning doves coo beneathfrosty autumn skies,the world slowly wakes to the songof our sighs, and age,my sweet darling,

Stitches Of Reality
I find myself back here,after all the time passed.Glancing around at the houses falling down,no questions need be asked.As the sands within the hour glass,began to turn back time.Jaded images of shattered lives,weighed heavily on my mind.There I stood sinking into the abyss,better known as the railroad tracks in town.The final resting place for far too many,traces of them litter the ground.As I ventured down the broken roads,filled with yesterday.Children stare out their windows,afraid to come out and play.Passing by the meth houses,local drunks leaned against an oak tree.Growing closer to the road, that ultimately sewed,the stitches of reality.I stared upon the house,that had sealed my fate.Etched out in sin, upon the invisibility within,I slid across home plate.But I was far from safe,this was a stolen home in-deed.The blood that I shed, brought out the color red,that laid resting at my feet.Everything flashed before me,the past, the then, the now.Yet the pieces to this puzzle,fit pe

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@@Grandi stivali molto ricercato @@Costruire famoso Museo di Hangzhou, si sono riuniti una serie di grande linea internazionale, può essere descritto come l'andamento del taglio-bordo zona. Inaspettato, una volta vecchio stile è stato gettato nel fondo degli stivali, recentemente è stato anche rappresentato in quale luogo. Il reporter appreso che, GUCCI, FENDI CHNAEL, 2012 hogan custom e molte altre marche internazionali, hanno lanciato lo stile stivali di gomma, e il prezzo elevato. @@I progettisti di questi nuovi migliori marche e la visione unica saranno vecchi stivali da neve caldi e stivali invernali e la combinazione di moda, finanziario e pratico per uno, fa gli stivali di diventare il preferito di moda. Sicuramente, come gli stivali sono ancora in grado di sfuggire al lungomare sulla scena internazionale big materiale a base di lattice. Tuttavia, secondo l'impiegato, l'applicazione di nuove tecnologie, il piede di usura non è troppo chiuso,

St. John Ambulance The Organization I Was With For 9 Yrs
well everyone why am i writing this its because i want everyone to know what kind of organization st. john ambulance is. and why i spent 9 years with them Nearly one thousand years of history make the original religious Order of St. John, represented today by the Sovereign Military Order of Malta, one of the oldest charitable organizations still in existence in the world today. Today’s Most Venerable Order of the Hospital of Saint John of Jerusalem was confirmed by Royal Charter of Queen Victoria in 1888 to perpetuate the traditions of the original Order. For generations, Christian pilgrims made an arduous journey by ship, horseback and on foot through hostile lands to arrive at the Holy City of Jerusalem. Often persecuted and weary, the pilgrims found comfort in hostels, which offered care of the sick and injured. These early hospitals were destroyed and rebuilt many times, often at the order of existing rulers in the region. In 1080, a new hospital for pilgrims was formed in

St. Joseph In The Forest
There was once on a time a mother who had three daughters, the eldest of whom was rude and wicked, the second much better, although she had her faults, but the youngest was a pious, good child. The mother, however, was so strange, that it was just the eldest daughter whom she most loved, and she could not bear the youngest. On this account, she often sent the poor girl out into the great forest in order to get rid of her, for she thought she would lose herself and never come back again. But the guardian-angel which every good child has, did not forsake her, but always brought her into the right path again. Once, however, the guardian-angel behaved as if he were not there, and the child could not find her way out of the forest again. She walked on constantly until evening came, and then she saw a tiny light burning in the distance, ran up to it at once, and came to a little hut. She knocked, the door opened, and she came to a second door, where she knocked again. An old man, who had a s

St. John, The Butcher
The Butcher, St. John Speak not the name of the butcher St. John, You'll wake in the morning and your limbs will be gone. Ground into hamburger, made into meat, Pressed into sausages, spicy and sweet. Many people still come to buy of his wares, He's allmost allways sold out, but nobody cares. Though expensive, for the taste, the price can't be beat. Too bad nobody knows what he puts in his meat. He's carefull and picky, worse than misers with gold, He knows just by looking, which ones to serve cold. The plump ones are juicy, the skinny ones firm, The young ones are allways served ground up with worm. Bloody and cold are the ways of his mind, And he smiles as he cuts his next meal, you will find. So please lock your doors, and leave the lights on, And don't even speak of the butcher St. John.

St. Jude Children's Research Hospital
I love to joke around a good deal about things, but one thing I am serious about is children. If none of you know of St. Jude Children's Research Hospital then you should check into it. Finding Cures, Saving Children is their motto. They treat various cancers and other catastrophic child illnesses there. No child is turned away. Whether they have insurance or they do not they are treated. Wish it was that way everywhere throughout the US. I new about St. Jude, but I never new the kind of work they did was so special. My eldest daughter Amber died 5 yrs ago of bone cancer. The cancer was to widespread to treat by the time it was found. She was a very special little girl and she instilled in me determination to try and make a difference no matter how small it might be. So every year in her name I try to make it possible for other children to be able to be treated. This is something that is very personal to me. If it is possible for you to do a good deed then try your best to d

St. Judes
http://www.stjude.org/ Give hope to a child stricken with cancer by supporting St. Jude through our monthly Partner In Hope program. Our Partner In Hope family is made up of a very special group of our most loyal supporters who give St. Jude the necessary financial resources to ensure that no child is ever turned away because of a family’s inability to pay.

St. Jude Children's Hospital
St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is one of the world's premiere centers for research and treatment of childhood catastrophic diseases. Founded by Danny Thomas in 1962, St. Jude is unlike any other pediatric treatment and research facility anywhere. Discoveries made here have completely changed how the world treats children with cancer and other catastrophic diseases. St. Jude is where doctors across the world send their toughest cases and most vulnerable patients. It is also where no one pays for treatment beyond what is covered by insurance, and those without insurance are never asked to pay. ST. JUDE TOLL FREE NUMBER 1-800-374-4995 This is a major thing for me, my best friend Christie passed away from leukemia May 5, 2006. Anyone that can help it would be much appreciated.

St. Jude's
St. Jude Children's Research Hospital is one of the world's premiere centers for research and treatment of childhood catastrophic diseases. Founded by Danny Thomas in 1962, St. Jude is unlike any other pediatric treatment and research facility anywhere. Discoveries made here have completely changed how the world treats children with cancer and other catastrophic diseases. St. Jude is where doctors across the world send their toughest cases and most vulnerable patients. It is also where no one pays for treatment beyond what is covered by insurance, and those without insurance are never asked to pay. ST. JUDE TOLL FREE NUMBER 1-800-374-4995 This is a major thing for me, my best friend Christie passed away from leukemia May 5, 2006. Anyone that can help it would be much appreciated. (repost of original by '~*~HisSassyLilBrat~*~' on '2008-02-06 13:51:35') (repost of original by '§AMANTHÅ®™ (ஐFU BÅD B*TCHஐ)' on '2008-02-06 21:23:07')

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1st Kiss (pretty Funny)
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the

ÝstÝklal MarÞi
Korkma, sönmez bu þafaklarda yüzen al sancak Sönmeden yurdumun üstünde tüten en son ocak. O benim milletimin yýldýzýdýr, parlayacak! O benimdir, o benim milletimindir ancak! Çatma, kurban olayým, çehreni ey nazlý hilal! Kahraman ýrkýma bir gül... ne bu þiddet, bu celal? Sana olmaz dökülen kanlarýmýz sonra helal. Hakkýdýr, Hakk'a tapan milletimin istiklal. Ben ezelden beridir hür yaþadým, hür yaþarým; Hangi çýlgýn bana zincir vuracakmýþ? Þaþarým! Kükremiþ sel gibiyim, bendimi çiðner, aþarým. Yýrtarým daðlarý, enginlere sýðmam, taþarým. Garbýn âfâkýný sarmýþsa çelik zýrhlý duvar. Benim iman dolu göðsüm gibi serhaddim var. Ulusun, korkma! Nasýl böyle bir imaný boðar, 'Medeniyyet!' dediðin tek diþi kalmýþ canavar? Arkadaþ, yurduma alçaklarý uðratma sakýn; Siper et gövdeni, dursun bu hayâsýzca akýn. Doðacaktýr sana va'dettiði günler Hakk'ýn, Kim bilir, belki yarýn, belki yarýndan da yakýn. Bastýðýn yerleri 'toprak!' diyerek geçme, taný! Düþün altýndaki binlerc

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The 1st letter of your 1st name reveals your sexual identity According " to studies", the 1st letter of your 1st name reveals your sexual identity -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business! With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an _expression of the affection of your lover

1st Letter In Ya Name Reveals Sexual Character!
According to studies, your sexual identity is revealed by the First letter of your First name...what do you think? (Those of you with names that start with "N" will probably wish it started with "K"!) ******************************************************************** -A- You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however, you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern. -B- You give off vibes of lazy se

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Hi Sugar! I got your pictures yesterday and received another Email from you today. I guess you're kind of serious about finding your life partner! I'm as serious as you are, but when I meet people from the Net, it kinds of freaks me out a bit. My uncle just got scammed into something like that. He met this nice Russian lady about 6 months ago and was supposed to meet her last weekend (she was supposed to come down to Canada) but after telling us some sort of story about why she couldn't take the plane, we soon realized that she was scamming my uncle. So he thought that he had met someone he could trust and love, but she just took advantage of him. So now if you understand what I'm saying, you will be patient with me....At least 'till I can build a solid trust toward you. I saw your pictures and I really like what I see. You seem to be the type of person that I would probably ask to dance if I saw you in a Night Club or something. I tried to go back and look at you profile on

1st Letter Game B
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1st Love
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St. Louis
Hey everyone if your in the St. Louis Area , Illinois , Missouri or anywhere in the Midwest, I'd personally like to invite you to come join the PARTY here. We host Meet n Greets, Hotel Parties and other small gatherings. Were an open minded crowd who's looking for friends , fun and pleasure. I'm very entergetic and outgoing and put alot of work into making these yahoo groups and parties successful. If you live or planning on visiting the area , Ya'll have to stop by and PARTY with us! Woo Woo Here are the links to get the PARTY started! Look forward to getting aqauinted soon! Sucks and Licks, Missy = )~ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/stlpartygirls http://groups.yahoo.com/group/gatewaytothewestdreamsanddesires http://groups.yahoo.com/group/stlcandyshop http://groups.yahoo.com/group/stlinterracial http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ablondeandblackcock4fun My yahoo profiles http://profiles.yahoo.com/ablondeandblackcock4fun

St. Louis Gooey Butter Cake
Prep: 20 minutes Bake: 35 minutes 1 cup all-purpose flour 3 tbsp granulated sugar 1/3 cup butter 1 1/4 cups granulated sugar 3/4 cup butter, softened 1/4 cup light-color corn syrup 1 egg 1 cup all-purpose flour 1 5-ounce can evaporated milk (2/3 cup) Powdered sugar (optional) 1. In a medium bowl, combine 1 cup flour and 3 tablespoons granulated sugar. Use a pastry blender to cut in 1/3 cup butter until mixture resembles fine crumbs and starts to cling. Pat mixture into the bottom of a 9x9x2-inch baking pan; set aside. 2. For filling: In a mixing bowl, beat 1 1/4 cups granulated sugar and 3/4 cup butter with an electric mixeron medium speed until combined. Beat in corn syrup and egg just until combined. 3. Add 1 cup flour and evaporated milk alternately to beathen sugar-butter mixture, beating until just combined after each addition (batter will appear slightly curdled). Pour into crust-lined baking pan. 4. Bake in a 350 degree oven about 35 minutes, or unti

1st Love
Your first love is the most realest love you can ever have! It is very unsuspecting and hit you like a rocket! You never know what you are getting yourself into until it happens! Love is trickery! Many people say the word just to make someone smile but it is true when it slips out and you are stuck there looking crazy, then they respond and love is perfect! Love can hurt also because you may love someone so much that you don't want to lose them! Fellas and ladies when you say you love someone from no on make sure you mean it! Love is true when ya'll can get through anything and still can call each other and have a happy conversation!!!! I love someone so much and you may or may not know who if you think you know ask and see and just ask if you want to know!!!!!!

St Louis
A VISITOR'S GUIDE TO ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI: The morning rush hour is from 6:00 to 10:00 AM. The evening rush hour is from 3:00 to 7:00 PM. Friday's rush hour starts Thursday morning. Gravois Road can only be pronounced by a native. Ditto for Bopp, Spoede, and Chouteau Construction on Highways 40, 64, 70, 255, 270, 44, 55 and I-170 is a way of life, and a permanent form of entertainment. The Page Avenue extension and Airport expansion projects took over 20 years to get approved and St. Louisan's lost track of how many political figures claimed them as their own ideas. A St. Louisan from South County has never been to North County and Visa versa. West County has everything delivered. St. Louisan's were aghast when the federal government required them to redo the highway signs to indicate that the federal highway went to cities in other states instead of local municipalities. If someone actually has their turn signal on, it is probably a factory

1st Love
I live through my dark existence only to bask in your warmth your eyes that shine like stars your smile that brightens even my sad existence I envy the wind that touches your body the person that kisses your lips I long to touch you to hold you in my arms but I cannot for your heart does not belong to me so, I can only love you from afar your friendship means more to me than anything this world provides but like an angel you touched my heart in a way that I've never felt before because I've never known what love is until the day i met you I know that we are only friends but my heart wishes it to be more so I will still hope and dream that one day I can feel your lips pressed to mine to hold you in my arms and say, "I love you"

St Louis Area Fusingles Mardi Gras Party - Sat March 7th
last updated Monday, Mar 2nd, 6:25pm FuTime St Louis Area FuSingles Mardi Gras Party Saturday March 7th, 7:00 pm - 1:30 am Grab your beads and your single friends and head on over to the Stratford Inn and extend your Mardi Gras celebration just a little bit longer! Saturday, March 7th 7:00 pm - 1:30 am Stratford Bar & Grill (in the Ballroom) 800 South Highway Drive (across from Chrysler off hwy 44) Fenton, Missouri 63026 (636) 343-5757 http://www.stratfordbar.com ~~ FuSpecials ~~ * No Cover * $1 All Night Long - Pabst Blue Ribbon * $2 All Night Long - well, wine & draft * $2 All Night Long - Bud, Bud Light & Bush Bottles * Free Buffet from 8 - 9:30 (chicken wings, pasta & salad) * DJ and Music all night * Discounted Room Rate of $35.00 (tax included - just tell them you are with fubar) * 10:30 Attendance Drawing (50/50 Drawing for Cash followed by drawings for Sponsor Donated Prizes! ** MUST BE PRESENT T

St. Louis Fusingles Event August 8th!
Get Back to Basics Meet & Greet at the Stratford Inn! Saturday, August 8th 7:00 pm - 1:30 amStratford Bar & Grill (Party is in the Ballroom) 800 South Highway DriveFenton, Missouri 63026(636) 343-5757 Visit their website at stratfordbar.comPlease Note: The Stratford Bar & Grill is a 21 or older establishment. The Ballroom is a non-smoking area, however smoking is permitted in the bar.SPECIALS! SPECIALS! SPECIALS! No Cover $1 from 7:00 pm to 9 pm - well, wine, draft $1 from 7:00 pm to 9 pm - Bud, Bud Light & Busch Bottles Free Buffet from 8 - 9:30 (Menu TBD) DJ and dance music all night long 10:30 - ish 50/50 Drawing

St. Louis Cathedral
St. Louis Cathedral HAUNTED PLACE: The St. Louis Cathedral Basilica ADDRESS: 615 Pere Antoine Alley, New Orleans, Louisiana/ LOCATION: The St. Louis Cathedral Basilica can be found near the corner of Peron Antone Alley and Chartres Street, directly across from Jackson Square. DESCRIPTION: This beautiful 1850 Cathedral Basilica is the landmark structure of New Orleans, with its two side steeples and central bell tower with its steeple. It is designed inside along the lines of traditional large churches of its time, with a central main altar, two side alters, a beautiful pipe organ, that has recently been rebuilt due to water damage from Katrina, a vestibule and other statues of importance, breathtaking ceilings and lovely decor. The lovely Cathedral Garden can be found behind the Cathedral-Basilica, on Royale Street. HISTORY: On this plot of land, there have been 4 churches, built to serve the spiritual and physical needs of the people of New Orleans. The first st

St. Louis Cemetery
Saint Louis Cemetery HAUNTED PLACE: St Louis Cemetery Number 1 ADDRESS: 499 Basin St, New Orleans, LA LOCATION: St Louis Cemetery Number 1 can be found just northwest of Basin St, and just 1 block west of N. Rampart St, which is the furthest inland border of the French Quarter. It is 8 blocks from the Mississippi River, being the riverside border of the French Quarter. St. Louis St. borders the cemetery's eastern side, while its western and northern sides have the Iberville public housing as its neighbors. NOTE: Because of its closeness to the Iberville public housing, which in the past has housed a few people who like to rob tourists in the narrow alleys between vaults, there is a high wall surrounding the cemetery, and the cemetery closes at 3:00 sharp. It is strongly recommended that tourists visit via a tour group. When the gates are locked, the cemetery is left to the restless spirits who walk its paths. Tom and I took the Haunted Cemetery Tour, ru

1st Love
Reflecting back on my past and past relationships this song fits a certin situation that I was in some years back. Please comment if you like it. I grew up a wonder yearShe was saved by the bellI was boys in the hood, She was ATLUsed to sell weed to her rommate, that`s how we metOl` girl didn`t smoke, but she had jokes on deckNo disrespects, it`s just the way it wasShe claim cuz` I was broke and always say cuz`I was kind of always saying shawty and y`allShe smile everytime I did my little Southern drawCalls became frequent, we hang out on the weekendStart to feelin` like, she`s the one I`ve been seekin`Didn`t take it far, third base, at mostNever seal the deal, but always came closeI knew that if I hit it, I would have to stay commitedI was young, 21, man I just wasn`t with itKnew what was comin` and you can`t run from itAin`t no feelings that strong between man and a woman. She said she wanted more than a friendshipBut I wasn`t willing to bendI said I wanted friends with benefits

Stlouis Fusingles Halloween Creature Feature Party
Saturday, October 17th, 2009 7:00 pm - 1:00 pm Stratford Bar & Grill (Party is in the Ballroom) 800 South Highway DriveFenton, Missouri 63026(636) 343-5757 Visit their website at stratfordbar.com Please Note: The Stratford Bar & Grill is a 21 or older establishment. The Ballroom is a non-smoking area, however smoking is permitted in the bar. SPECIALS! SPECIALS! SPECIALS! $5.00 Cover $1 Well, Wine & Draft from 7:00 pm to 9 pm Free Buffet from 8 - 9:30 (Menu TBD) Live Music will be provided by Harrison's Ford and St. Louis' own KLII (formerly King Louie) Classic Monster Movies will be shown on a video screen throughout the night as the bands play

St. Louis
...literally... fireworks, cheap tirck in concert at the arch... just a short time before that I sat out for a road trip not expecting to finsd what was waiting for me... the smile, the charm, the sexual desire and the connection. I spent two weekends with the most amazing guy ever and it left a lasting impression that I still haven't been able to shake.... I was messed up with my home life and unfortunately it did't end well with him. I was able to make contact to only to get a reply with a song,,,, Blurry... I still to this day listen to it and can go back in time, to a moment, that left it's mark on my heart and in my memory. The sex was amazing beyond words no doubt, but the connection made those two weekends, at least for me was uncomparable.... I feel it ended on a bad note and I simply want to say hello to the guy who made this girl's fantasies come true, who made me feel more al;ive than I've ever known and has become someone I can't forget. I hope life is good to you and I

Stl Trip
Well i didnt get to go to the wedding. Apparently there was an issue with me being there, the bride didnt want me to come. So I respected her wishes, and didnt go. It hurt pretty bad, but oh well. I'm not mad at anyone. She must not have felt comfortable with me being there, for whatever reason that is IDK, but its all good. I wish her nothing but a happy life with me good friend. Well Sam's goin away party rocked. I had such a blast!!!! It was good to see him and everyone else again. Im gonna miss him when he moves but we're gonna stay in touch. Hes such a good friend and I'll b damned if I lost him. Anyway. I just got home from STL and Im exhausted. So Im off to bed. LOTS OF LOVE Lesha

1stlt Presley Neville O'bannon
1stLt Presley Neville O'Bannon Presley Neville O'Bannon later known as the "Hero of Derne," was born in 1776, in Fauquier County, Virginia. He was appointed a second lieutenant in the U.S. Marine Corps, 18 January 1801, and was promoted to first lieutenant on 15 October 1802. After serving at various stations in the United States, O'Bannon was assigned to duty on board the USS Adams early in 1802, and sailed for the Mediterranean in June of that year. He returned to the U.S. in November 1803, and was assigned duty at the Marine Barracks, Washington, D.C. He again sailed for the Mediterranean on the USS President on 25 May 1804, arriving at Gilbraltar, 13 August 1804. He was transferred to the USS Constitution on 22 October 1804, and to the USS Argus on 26 October 1804. While serving as Marine officer in the latter vessel he was selected for a special mission, which was destined to be commemorated on the colors of the Marine Corps and forever recorded in the Marines' Hymn in the word

St. Lucy And The Venerable Herman Of Alaska
Every little girl named Lucy must bite her tongue in disappointment when she first tries to find out what there is to know about her patron saint. The older books will have a lengthy paragraph detailing a small number of traditions. Newer books will have a lengthy paragraph showing that there is little basis in history for these traditions. The single fact survives that a disappointed suitor accused Lucy of being a Christian and she was executed in Syracuse (Sicily) in the year 304. But it is also true that her name is mentioned in the First Eucharistic Prayer, geographical places are named after her, a popular song has her name as its title and down through the centuries many thousands of little girls have been proud of the name Lucy. One can easily imagine what a young Christian woman had to contend with in pagan Sicily in the year 300. If you have trouble imagining, just glance at today’s pleasure-at-all-costs world and the barriers it presents against leading a good Christian lif

The St. Lucia Island Jazz Festival
THE ST. LUCIA ISLAND JAZZ FESTIVAL Place: St. Lucia Island Date: May 5 - May 13, 2007 Comments: Nothing can quite prepare you for the sounds of pure jazz along the beautiful beaches of St. Lucia. If you are looking to get away, then this is the perfect getaway spot. This immensely popular festival has brought internationally renowned jazz artists to Saint Lucia each May since 1992.

St. Luke 17 ; 1 --- 4 Verses Word Of Our Lord>
1 ; It is impossible but that offences will come ; but woe unto him,through whom they come;! 02 ; It were better for him a millestone were hanged around his neck,and he cast into the sea, then that he should offend one of these little ones. 03 ;take heed to yourselves ;If thy brother tresspass against thee, rebuke him ; and if he repent forgive him. 04 ; And if he trespass against the seven times in a day, and seven times in a day turn against thee, saying I repent ; thou shat forgive him. Amen !!! Amen!!!! Alleheluia!!!!!Praise God Almighty one .. hugs all.....

St. Luke 16 ; Verses 18 ; -24
18 ; I will arise and go to thy father, and I will say unto him, Father I have sinned against heaven, and before thee. 19 ; And am no more worthy to be called thy son, make me as one of thy hired servants ; 20 ; And he arose,and came to his Father. but when he yet was a great way off, his Father saw him and had compassion, and he ran and fell on his kneck, and kissed him. 21 ; And the son said unto him,father I have sinned against heaven and in thy site,and am no more worthy to be called thy son. 22 ; But the Father said unto his servant, Bring forth the best robe. and put it on him, and put a ring on his hand and shoes on his feet ; 23 ;And bring hither the fatted calf, and kill it and let us eat and be merry. 24 ; For this my son was dead,And is alive again. He was lost and is found And they begin to be merry. Amen !!!!!!!! Alleheluia !!!!!! Amen!!!!!

St.luke 13 ; 26 ;40 Ye Know Not When Your Lord Comes For Yyou Read>be Ready To Go >>>>>
26 ;If ye be able not to do that thing which is least,why take ye throught for the rest? 27 ;Concider the lillies how they grow ; they toil not,they spin not ;And yea ,I say unto you, that Soloman in all his glory was not arrayed like one of these. 28 ; if then God so clothed the grass, which is today in the field,and tomorrow is cast into the oven ; how much more will he clothe you? Oh you of little faith. 29 ;And seek not ye what you shall eat,or what ye shall drink, neighter be ye of doubtful mind. 30 ; for all these things do the nations of the world seek after, and your father knoweth you have need of these things. 31 ;But rather seek ye the kingdom of God,And all these things shall be added to you. 32 ;FEAR Not little flock,For it is your fathers good pleasuer to give you the kingdom. 33 ;sell that ye have ; give alm,s,provide yourslves with bags which wax of old , a treasure in the heavens that failed not, where no theif approaches, neighter moth corru

St Luke 19 Verse 34
34 ; The children of this world may marry and are given unto marriage. 35 ; But they which shall be accounted worthy to obtain that world and the resurrection from the dead neither marry , nor are given into marriage. 36 ; Neither can they die anymore .for they are equal unto the angels . and are the children of God. being the children of the resurrection. 37 ; Now the dead are raised; even Moses shewed at the bush, When he called the Lord God of Abraham ,God of Issac and the God of Jacob.. for he is not a God of the dead but a God of the living. Alleheluia Amen !!!!!!

St. Maarten/st. Martin
My husband and I are planning a vacation trip to the island of St. Maarten/St.Marin in the Caribbean Sea for April 2009. It will be to celebrate our 23rd anniversary. I was just wondering if there was anyone at all from the friends and fans here on Cherry Tap who may have already visited the island who could give me some information on best places to stay and things to do while we are there for a week.

The 1st Mas Family Wedding
imikimi - Customize Your World Just copy an paste the link http://fubar.com/new_lounge.php?w=1&lid=50224 and u will taken to the Fu Chapel where Wild Horse... Wild Horse ~Fubar's 24th Godfather~@ fubar will be performing the Samhain nuptials

The 1st Meet
The 1st Meet by niteowl2003© If we were to meet I would expect you to wear a see through blouse, no bra! A short skirt, stockings suspenders and panties would be optional. We would meet in a public place for our first meeting, say a park or pub. Let's say a pub. We would meet in the car park and walk in together, sitting in a quiet corner I would ask what you wanted to drink and as I rose to fetch you a drink I lent over and told you to remove your jacket by the time I returned. When I returned I told you to move your arms to your side so I could see your hardening nipples poking through the blouse, your dark areola, clearly visible. I leant over to kiss you on the cheek and pinched your nipple between my finger and thumb; such took a sharp intake of breath, but did not attempt to remove my hand. I then leaned further over and told you to go to the ladies and remove your panties, returning with them in your hand to present to me. When you returned I took your panti

~ St. Mihiel American Cemetery And Memorial In France ~
The World War I St. Mihiel American Cemetery and Memorial in France, 40.5 acres in extent, contains the graves of 4,153 of our military dead. The majority of these died in the offensive that resulted in the reduction of the St. Mihiel salient that threatened Paris. The burial area is divided by Linden alignment trees and paths into four equal plots. At the center is a large sundial surmounted by an American eagle. To the right (west) is a statue of a World War I soldier and at the eastern end is a semi-circular overlook dominated by a sculpture representing a victory vase. Beyond the burial area to the south is the white stone memorial consisting of a small chapel, a peristyle with a large rose-granite funeral urn at its center, and a map building. The chapel contains a beautiful mosaic portraying an angel sheathing his sword. On two walls of the museum are recorded the names of 284 of the missing. Rosettes mark the names of those since recovered and identified. On the wall facing t

St Michael
Saint Michael, The Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our Safeguard against the wickedness and snares of the devil; May God Rebuke Him, We humbly pray and do thou, O prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God. Thrust Into Hell Satan and all the evil spirits who Wander through the World for the ruins of souls. AMEN. St. Michael is one of the principal angels; his name was the war-cry of the good angels in the battle fought in heaven against the enemy and his followers.

1st Million Soon
ok my friends , i am off to bed and only a few k short of the 1 million mark . it sure would be nice to wake up and see i have reached it ( hint hint hint !!! lol) so if you feel like it , help a friend ok , even if it's not my bday lol

St. Michael's Birthday Train
St. Michael's Birthday Train "Guitar Man" The Rules: 1. Stop by St. Michael's page, rate the Default folder of pics... He will have an Auto 11s running as well... His Happy Hour is at 10am Futime... Start with this one... While you are there... Rate all the tags in the Birthday Train tag folder. Please leave him a comment that you have gotten your tag... 2. Rate, Fan, Add, and Comment each person on the Party List. If you are already friends with someone, check to make sure you have re-rated him/her and leave a comment... "Happy Birthday St. Michael," "Ridin' Guitar Man train" or something like that... If your profile is marked private, then you need to visit each person's profile on this train and add each rider yourself, whether or not they are above or below you on the train... 3. Private message Carrie when you have completed rating each party guest. She will get a thank

St Minute And Tied It At 1. Oriol Rosell Scored In The 66th Minute With Zusi Receiving The Assist From A Free Kick. Skc Put The Game Away When Claudio
CHESTER, Pa. - Graham Zusi had a goal and an assist, leading Sporting Kansas City past the Philadelphia Union 3-1 in the season opener for both clubs Saturday. Oriol Rosell and Claudio Bieler also scored for Sporting Kansas City (1-0), the defending Eastern Conference champions. Sporting Kansas City is now 12-4-2 in season-opening games, the best mark in the league. Zusis unassisted goal came in the 41st minute and tied it at 1. Oriol Rosell scored in the 66th minute with Zusi receiving the assist from a free kick. SKC put the game away when Claudio Bieler scored in the 83rd minute. The Union took a 1-0 lead on a goal by Frenchman Sebastien Le Toux, the clubs career leader with 26 goals who was reacquired by Philadelphia in the off-season.www.nflbrownsteameshop.com/Elite-Mitchell-Schwartz-Kids-Jersey/ . Messi, the three-time world player of the year, has 90 goals in 2012, surpassing Gerd Muellers 40-year-old milestone of 85 in a calendar year. www.nflbrownsteameshop.com/Elite-Ahtyba-Ru

1st My M &ms & My Heart
"1ST MY M&MS & NOW MY HEART" THE CHEMISTRY WAS THERE RIGHT FROM THE START FIRST IT WAS MY M&MS AND NOW YOUVE GOT MY HEART COMMITTED THE PERFECT CRIME AS I LANDED IN YOUR ARMS OPENED UP IN TIME WITH YOU BLISSFUL CHARM KNEW IT FROM THE GET GO THAT WE WERE MEANT TO BE NEVER SHALL I LET GO SO HOLD ON TIGHT TO ME LISTEN TO THOSE 3 WORDS IVE MEANT IT FROM THE START FIRST IT WAS MY M&MS AND NOW YOUVE GOT MY HEART.

S**t My Boyfriend Says ;)
-- Lmao!! Ok ok i will stop since you are at work. Haha. But after work that ass is all mine!! -- Yessssssss!! Drip it all over my face and cock! I will use your juices to stroke :o while you sit and watch me and rub your clit :o :o :o -- And i pull out my cock and start rubbing it while im eating you from behind :o -- Mmmmmyy goddddd!! And i reached up with my hand on the small of your back to put a little pressure on you signaling for you to bend over the coffee table :D -- Nice!! And if you are wearing your dress beware of some stealthy fingers -- Mmmmmmm that morning you are gonna wake to me inside of you! :o -- You make me rock hard!! I need to be balls deep in you right now!! -- Lol i freakin loooove us being all lovey dovey!! Cant get the smile off my face!! :D -- Lol what channel? My gawd the things i do for love. Hahaha :D -- Oooo. Hmmm..Bathroom break :o lol. Mmmmm im gonna have bunny for breakfast on that morning -- Lol iunno i was just layin here thinking about y

1st Name Game
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Eric 2. A four letter word: Earn 3. A boy's name: Earl 4. A girl's name: Emily 5. An occupation: Executive 6. A colour: emerald 7. Something you wear ESPN hat 8. A food: eel 9. Something found in the bathroom: electrical outlet 10. A place: Espana 11. A reason for being late: Eating breakfast too late 12. Something you shout: eeek 13. A movie title: Earnest 14. Something you drink: Earl grey tea 15. A musical group: Electric fuzz 16. An animal: Elk 17. A street name: Elm 18. A type of car: el cami

1st, 2nd, 4th Amendments Repealed? Something I Should Know?
Hummm...Well isn't this a bitch. It would appear that at some point while we all slept the 1st, 2nd, and 4th Amendments were repealed. What DHS done here is a direct and clear violation of what shouldn't be done. They had ZERO right to enter into this house and take ANYTHING, that wasn't listed on the warrent. Is is alleged that they went through the house and took items not listed on the warrent, this is a violation of the 4th amendment, and unless it's been repealed, and I not know about it, makes it an illegal search and seizure, and that my friends is against the law. Looks like the big O is now trying to take the rights away from the citizens because they don't like what's being done. That's about as bad and a corrupt as the LAPD. THe whole administeration is nothing but corrupt. This shows it, WAKE UP people! If we allow this to happen, it will soon be common law, and everything that this great nation was built on will be gone. We will go to Shira law, which is the law of

1st Night Back To Work
well i did it, i survived my 1st night back at work after almost 3 years off due to being disabled from heart failure, of course i havent told my dr's nor will i for now. i was nervous at 1st think i might have forgotten how and what to do, guess not. i started out by foldin boxes and then prepared pizzas for deliveries. pretty damn easy, once i got my 1st 4 deliveries, bam! i had a blast. i made 46 bucks tonight, not counting hourly, so i made pretty damn good money on 12 deliveries in 4.5 hours. counting my time i made 84 bucks. pretty damn good huh. and it was slow. so friday sat, sun will be busy so i should rake in more. spending money for my road trip. hopefully i'll make 300 this weekend. and hope my health stays strong as i do this.

Stockholm
w000t. tomorrow at 7pm im going to Stockholm visit muh friends gonna live at Kim's place im so excited. i love the big city. im a city-gal im not supposed to sit around in a small town. i get to bored. well you wont even relice im gone ;) i will be online druing our days/you mornings when Kim is at work. you wont have to miss me ;)

Stocks
In the Stock Market today, Helium was up, Feathers were down, and paper was stationery. Weights were up in heavy trading. Fluorescent tubes were down in light trading. Light switches were off. Knives were up sharply. Cows were steered into a bull market. Pencils were down a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators were up. Escalators experienced a slight decline. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Pain relievers soared. (Sore) Diapers were unchanged. The major shipping lines stayed at an even keel. Prunes plum-meted. Coca Cola was pop-ular amongst traders. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit. Sun peaked at mid-day. Balloon prices were inflated. There was heavy trading in metals, ... and the bottom fell out of disposable diapers.

31st October 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your AstroSlam for Wednesday, October 31: You'll be shocked today when a tiny sliver of sun slips into your world and illuminates the dreary darkness you've come to think of as home. You'd let it cheer you up, if you had any idea how to.

31st October 2007
Dear Alexa, Here is your single's love horoscope for Wednesday, October 31: Halloween's a great time to have some plain, ol' fun. Dress up as your alter ego and plan a wild night out on the town. Don't be afraid to expose that other side of your personality. Go with it and everyone else will follow.

Stock Market...let It Fall!!
i believe the market should fall...no bail is needed all the bail out will do and help are the rich!! let the ceos of the big corps bail themselves out ...they make at least 8 figures, so let them take care of their own..why should the govt bail them out when joe shnoe who owns a tiny bar, or bowling alley or whatever wont get bailed out from the govt if he were to fall!! SO AGAIN LET THE MARKET CRASH, AND HAVE THE CEOS BAIL THEMSELVES OUT!!! why the bail out because those in power/ govt are the ones who need it due o they would lose money themselves and from their supporters!! WHO CARES!! if this bail out plan works who pays for it,,the lower half ie middle class with higher taxes!! the plan wont work..you still lose 1 and a 1/4%... SO LET IT FALL!!

Stockbroker's Secretary
The stockbroker's secretary answered his phone one morning. "I'm sorry," she said, "Mr. Bradford's on another line." "This is Mr. Ingram's office," the caller said. "We'd like to know if he's bullish or bearish right now." "He's talking to his wife," the secretary replied. "Right now I'd say he's sheepish."

Stockings Grandma Screwing Young Stud
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Stockings Blonde Fuck In All Holes
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Stocking Tops
Stocking Tops Whether it be A creamy expanse Of pale skin Above lace delight Or A winsome UK lass Devine Four inch heels Accenting calve Sensual Refined Legs crossed Demurely Woman’s wound Imagination Alight Not what Seen But elegance Sublime poet

Stockholm
Eller nærmere bestemt leiligheten Bjørneboe bodde i under den andre verdenskrigen er viktig. Han var der antagelig som flyktning pga sine homoseksuelle opplevelser i oppveksten, og var livredd nazistene av den grunnen. Med rette, hvis vi ser insuasjonene om Wagners, Nietzsches, Rees og Brenners homoseksualitet som en vesentlig del av nazismen. Hitler som den homoseksuelle Overgriperen som skriker ut sine maktønsker. Med Beat-Les som en ynkelig forflatning utover mot slutten av 1900-tallet. Bjørneboe lagde boka Haiene i 1975 med et beskrevet idealsamfunn for hans medflyktninger i den lille leiligheten i Stockholm. Omtrent slik boka Island av Huxley fungerer. Jeg har fått besøk av noen homoseksuelle mennesker, i det minste i en grad deres berømmelse står og faller med dette. Bjørneboe, Dostojevskij, Nietzsche. Det er ikke lett å lese Nietzsche som et overmenneske etter den forståelsen. Men heldigvis er det heller ikke mulig å finne noen storhet ved Wagner. Vi har undersøkt muslimenes

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Stocks, Euro Fall As Germany Damps Optimism
Global stocks and the euro fell, retreating after their best weekly gains in more than two years, as Germany damped expectations for a fast resolution to Europe’s debt crisis and a report showed New York-area manufacturing shrank more than forecast. Treasuries advanced. The Standard & Poor’s 500 Index slid 1.9 percent to 1,200.86 at the 4 p.m. close in New York as Wells Fargo & Co. sank after reporting a drop in revenue. The MSCI All-Country World Index slipped 1.2 percent following last week’s 5.4 percent rally. The euro, which strengthened 3.8 percent versus the dollar last week,Longchamp Outlet weakened 1.1 percent against the U.S. currency today. Lead, coffee and gasoline led losses in materials tracked by the S&P GSCI Index. Treasury 10-year notes rose, pushing yields down nine basis points to 2.16 percent Equities and the euro headed lower as Steffen Seibert, German Chancellor Angela Merkel’s chief spokesman, said European Union leaders won’t provi

1st Off!
What up ya'll.. Not much to think about tonight... anyway, just wanted to write.. so here i blow... What you got to think about? what you got to blow... All i want is your love.. now i got to know.. is you really true and is you for show... are you playin me like a sister.. THIS i got to know... I love you with the whole of my heart.. it beats a rythem only you can beat... My love is truely special.. Mine you can not beat.. but, if you acting shaddy.. THen This ladys say Good day!... I m not looking for you and im not lookin for me.. we found each other anyway.. so this i got to say.. .I LOVE YOU FOR who you are and what you want to be.. I love from the inside from the core that rots like me... I love you more then words can say but, still i try each to make you smile and lead the way.. Until the day has ended with not left to say... I know i've been acting shady and acting kinda messed.. OH my god your going to miss the reason sittin with this Bitch... So many things to

1st Of 3
WELL THIS JASON I HAVE TO GO SEE THE DOC THIS MORNING I GET TO HAVE A NEEDLE SHOVED UP MY SPIN FOR MY BACK PROBLEMS THEY SAY IF I MOVE WRONG I COULD HURT MY SELF PRETTY BAD SO ET HOPE EVERTHING GOES RIGHT OK PROBLY TALK TO U GUY TOMORRW THEY SAY I WONT BE ABLE TO DO MUCH TO DAY

1st Official "my Dirty Little Secrets" Pimpout
Thanks to all my friend that came by and joined my "Dirty little Secrets" fan club! As promised, i'll be pimping them out randomly each week! Each and everyone of these people mean something to me in one way or another. Please check them out, rate, fan and add them! 1st off this guy isn't my dirty little secret, but my CT hubby and he's wonderful! omalleysgold.... I'm CT - Married to IRISH SWEETHEART..... She ROCKS !!!!@ CherryTAP Now on to my "DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS" SyLLiKoN *No purchase necessary, void where prohibited* *IRISH SWEETHEART's Dirty Little Secret*@ CherryTAP STEELFAN 70~~~Sign my guestbook or leave a voice mail and I'll get ya back~~@ CherryTAP ~YourVerySweet'N'SexyCanuck~@ CherryTAP Playtoy69 "Corona's Sextoy" ( I'LL BE HOME ON THURSDAY )@ CherryTAP Babydoll0215 "CT MAFIA" & DIRTY SOUTH CREW" RATE AND FAN ME"@ CherryTAP ♫♫DJ WarChylde♫♫ Seductive Pleasures *Founder* ♫Fallen Angels♫*@ CherryTAP Bo

1st Of July
A new Month, a new summer. Seems like sometimes its same old shit. I Just dont give a **** anymore. I am Bialpha and Im living well thank you. I have 2 wonderful boys, 11 and 2, both handfulls both adorable. I have a great guy, even if he does have to many obsessed fans. He has 2 great girls. We are happy in da Middle Class..lol. Trying to find our thang. We get by together and we always will be together. There has been too much between to throw it all away now. Other people come n go...thier opinions and the drama dont mean shit. My B-day is right around the corner. Yeah Meeee. We are going to a concert..whohoo. Daughtry , Nickleback, & Staind. Too cool...and a weekend away. I cant wait. Kisses to all that matter...kiss my ass to all that dont.

1st Of Three Exams
Well I have been tormented by four teenagers this week all the while I had to study for my exam. It took me two hours to finish the damn thing. So I am home now and would love to stay on and chat but I am phuckin' exhausted. kisses and bites to you all, Cheri

1st Of 3 Heat Shield Inspectons Complete.
STS-120 Discovery completes 1st heat shield inspection- October 24th, 2007. Discovery is ready to dock to ISS 8:33 a.m. EST Oct 25th. 24 Oct. 2007 The seven-member crew of STS-120 on board Space Shuttle Discovery is ready for Thursday’s rendezvous and docking with the International Space Station. The STS-120 crew members completed Wednesday's scheduled inspections of Space Shuttle Discovery’s heat shield before noon EDT. They used Discovery’s robotic arm and an attached boom extension to check the spacecraft’s underside, nose cap and leading edges of the wings as well as hard to reach shuttle surfaces. The inspections are performed to check if any damage occurred to the heat shield during the climb to orbit that began when Discovery lifted off Tuesday from Kennedy Space Center, Fla. Over the next few days, engineers and flight controllers will analyze the data collected by the STS-120 crew. Throughout the day, the crew prepared for Thursday’s arrival at

S To Go In The Tournament, Allowing Them To Add The First Rugby
LA PLATA, Argentina -- A Cory Jane hat-trick led New Zealand to a dominant 54-15 victory over Argentina on Saturday to secure the Rugby Championship title for the world champions. Julian Savea added two tries -- bringing his tally to five tries in five tests -- as the All Blacks overpowered Argentina, which has yet to win in five matches in the new four-nation championship. The victory gave the defending World Cup champions an unassailable nine-point lead atop the standings with one round of matches to go in the tournament, allowing them to add the first Rugby Championship trophy to the Bledisloe Cup and Webb Ellis Cup. It was the 15th-straight victory for the All Blacks, who have also won 15 of 16 matches against Argentina. The other match was a draw. It was also their most lopsided victory against Argentina in Argentina, larger than a 36-6 victory in 1991. New Zealand fell behind 5-0 on an 8th-minute try by Martin Landajo, who split open the All Blacks defence on a long,

Stoking The Fire Within
Stoking The Fire Within Awakening The Inner Warrior There is an inner warrior in each one of us, but in some of us this warrior is underdeveloped to the point that we are unable to stand up for ourselves, even when necessary. There can be many reasons for this. We may have grown up with a parent whose warrior aspect was overdeveloped, and we responded by repressing ours completely. On the other hand, we may have grown up with parents in whom this aspect was dormant, so we never learned to awaken it in ourselves. A warrior is someone with the strength to stand up for what he or she believes; someone who perseveres in the face of challenges and obstacles; someone who speaks and acts in the service of an ideal; someone who protects those who are too weak to fight for themselves. Regardless of the reasons for an underdeveloped inner warrior, you may begin to notice the lack of its fiery, protective presence and wish to awaken it. You may need to stand up for yourself in a certain re

A Stolen Kiss...
I see you standing away from me, We are Only Friends, I dont know how to feel, I look at your body and think of what I would do if we where ever alone, I shouldn't think this way.... I'm promised to another, Then you look at me and I'm blush a bright pink.... You ask "What is wrong?" I tell you "nothing at all"....... You tell me "Your my friend and you care"... You want to take me for a walk.... You says its just so we can talk..... My heart starts to race at the thought(us alone) I tell you "I can't go,He'll get mad if I go".... You take my hand and lead me away..... I take my hand away... You tell me "it's going to be Okay.." We take our walk and stop in a quite place where we are all alone to talk.... Again you Demand "WHAT IS WRONG?" I tellyou "I'm afraid" You ask me "Why?" I start to cry...the tears don't want to to stop..... You pull me close ,I half-hearted push you away... Hold me there in our embrace..... I look up in your eyes and You can see in my e

Stolen Moments
Moments stolen no one can get back as if you can rewind to that one second to redo where you might have lacked to fix the damages that aren’t easy to forget to hear the first words spoken to witness the first steps taken to fulfill all the promises that were broken and to keep a heart from breakin’ to watch your child walk across that stage, diploma in hand the special moments to see your child’s achievements to watch your child truly shine, and... To witness your child’s next movements the yearning to have those moments that were missed the regret for something done or not done the pain of thinking of all the “what if’s” knowing those significant instances are gone one makes such mistakes every single day the pain of the unknown of what could have been causes one to wish it went the other way some are given chances to ask to be forgiven others aren’t so blessed to ask such a thing they messed up too many times in the past no matter what words may brin

Stolen Heart
Like a thief, unexpectedly you robbed me No more coldness within my heart You changed it from dirty stone Into a beautiful piece of art To passion I had no vision But you kissed my eyes and let me see Another part of my rigid being You so graciously set free Emotions which I found foreign, Seem to be a second language today You taught me how to speak them Within my heart they'll stay Like a thief, unexpectedly you robbed me Stole my heart without a peep I thank you for being so silent My heart you shall keep

Stolen From Kt
The following rules are my new rules of LC! 1. If u dont have a pic i will not add u (u will be removed when this is done) 2. I dont add people for points, i find somethign interesting about you. 3. I only add Military people due to me missing it. NOT BECAUSE I AM A TRI CARE WHORE!!!! 4. I am against all anti- military, Tricare whores and more or less anyone that may call in those catagories(sp?) 5. I FLIRT.... That is it FLIRT get it right. 6. I am married. 7. I do not cyber or let people see my "private pic" for no reason other that i talk to u alot and OFFER!!! (some may ask and i MAY let. But only very few!!!!) 8. I do not like fakes, liars, cheaters, whore, fat whores, or man whores! 9. I belive that all woman are beautiful whether fat skinny black white gay straight baptist or mormon! but i do obtain the right to not like u becasue of ur inside person!!!! 10. I HAVE THE RIGHT to refuse anyone an add on my friends or family members I have the RESPONSIBLITY to be upfront

Stolen Pleasure
Stolen Pleasure She spawled on the border; Of drunken disorder, Slumbering deep; The watch was asleep. Seeing her lie there So close, I drew night there As a friend might approach A petiton to broach. Silently creeping Like slube (she's sleeping) Climbing came i As soft as a sigh, Kisses to tender Her troat white and slendr, Sweetly to sip The dark wine of her lip. I tasted at last A nightful of pleasure, Till the lawn Flashed the laughter of dawn

Stolen My Heart
I learned my heart is being shared today. By one so small, a whisper of my thoughts. I am overwhelmed by the love I now share. I heard the heartbeat today. The one that is growing so close to mine. It makes me weak in the knees and giddy. I felt the one near my heart move today. My love grows more as they grow each day. I pray they are okay and healthy. I hold the one who stole my heart today. I counted his fingers and toes. He is perfect to me I watch the one who stole my heart grow. He grows more day by day. He is growing so fast. I heard the one who stole my heart. "I love you Mommy" I was told My heart was still for a moment. And then stolen again. My heart has been stolen by my son.

Stolen Child
Where dips the rocky highland Of sleuth wood in the lake There lies a leafy island Where flapping herons wake The drowsy water rats There weve hid our fairy vats Full of berries And of reddest stolen cherries. Come away, oh human child To the waters and the wild With a faery hand in hand For the worlds more full of weeping Than you can understand. Where the wave of moonlight glosses The dim grey sands with light By far off furthest rosses We foot it all the night Weaving olden dances Mingling hands and mingling glances Till the moon has taken flight To and fro we leap And chase the frothy bubbles Whilst the world is full of troubles And is anxious in its sleep. Away with us hes going The solemned eyed Hell hear no more the lowing Of the calves on the warm hillside Or the kettle on the hob Sing peace into his breast Or see the brown mice bob Round and round the oatmeal chest. For he comes, the human child To the waters and the wild With a faery

Stole This From A Couple Of Friends On Lj . . .
1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Sadie Highway. (Great . . . I'm a female pornstar. ::mutters:: ) 2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Either Dorito Philip or . . . Pork Rind Philip? No, sorry, can't see it. No. Nope. 3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Pepsi Edos. Heh . . . I think I like that one. I could have went with Mountain Dew Golden Corral, but that just sounds stupid. So . . . anyone wanna buy a pair of pants by the World-Reknowned Pepsi Edos? I also do sock monkeys . . . 4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Garlic Nowhere. Heh. That sounds rather amusing. I could have had Mrs. Dash Nowhere. 5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Cheesesteak Layton. I hate this one. 6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Lette

Stole This From Sweet Potata ;)
You Are Elmo Sweet and innocent, you expect everyone to adore you. And they usually do! You are usually feeling: Talkative. You've got tons of stories to tell. And when you aren't talking, you're laughing. You are famous for: Being popular, though no one knows why. Middle aged women especially like you. How you life your life: With an open heart. "Elmo loves you!" The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Stolen Moments...in The Rain...
laying here...in the rain... washing away the unspoken pain... time...flies past...how i wish it could be endless... in our hunger...the embraces are breathless... you don't have to say anything...i can see it in your eyes... silently...you hold me...i could have stayed here forever in your arms... life isn't fair...never thought it would be... the desires of our hearts... are running free... just let the world stands still ... stolen moments...in the rain...

Stolen Moments
Stolen Moments It seems to me that it is true, our passion is a crime. The moments which I share with you are stolen out of time. The time it takes to hold you dear and tell you "I love you" is never quite enough I fear to pay the devil's due. So cradle me in your sweet arms and hold me to your breast. Deliver us from all that harms, protect us from the rest. Look to me for strength my love, I'll share with you the burden. Pray for succor from up above and bear with me the sin..... of these precious moments spent with you, which are stolen out of time. Kevin Dustin

Stolen As Well.
From Her. 70 QUIRKS ABOUT ME - 01. Initials: MDS 02. Name someone with the same birthday as you: No one I know. 03. Last thing you ate: Bacon and scrambled eggs. 04. For or against same sex marriage: For For For! 05. I say Shotgun! You say?: Fianchi. 06. Last person you hugged?: I can't remember 07. Do you believe in God?: ... 08. How many U.S states have you been to?: No telling. Around 15-20 at least. 09. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: Four or five, I think. 10. Ever lived outside of the US: Not yet. 11. Name something you like physically about yourself: ... 12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: I think. 13. Who is your best friend?: Synthetic 14. Why are you up?: Because I'm not down. 15. Who made you angry today? Matt 16. Favorite type of Food?: Impossible. 17. Favorite holiday: *shrugs* None really effect me anymore. Just another day... 18. Do you download music: Yep 19. What illegal thi

A Stolen Heart
Life is a game; all games have their dangers. That is why most of us don't allow ourselves the luxury of getting close to anyone; we retreat into ourselves, not putting anyone else in danger. I was foolish. I actually believed that I could let someone in. Now the person my heart belongs to, is at risk. It was selfish of me to think I could love him; give him my everything, even knowing the threat looming ahead. If I have to let him go, I will never be whole again. Yet my unrelenting love for him urges me to protect him with my last breath. Even if that means forever banishing him from my life. The time to do so has not come yet. But I find myself putting up my shields. I know the silence is torturous; a silence that had never existed between us. I pull away from him, withdraw my feelings. For if I didn't, I know it would put more heaviness over him . No longer will I have a shoulder to cry on; no one to comfort me, to make me laugh . No one to speak honestly to. No o

Stolen Body Parts
This is a heads-up to those friends who haven't experienced it yet, and an explanation to those friends and family who have: Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out. Well, read on. While the kidney story was an urban legend, this one is not. It's happening every day. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago .It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs. The new ones had the texture of cooked oatmeal. Who would have done such a cruel thing to legs that had been mine for years? Whose thighs were these and what happened to mine? I spent the entire summer looking for my thighs. Finally, hurt and angry, I resigned myself to living out my life in jeans and Sheer Energy pantyhose. Then, just when my guard was down, the thieves struck again. My butt was next. I knew it was the same gang because they took pains to match my new rear end (although badly

Stole This Quiz From Kristi
1.What is more difficult for you, eye contact when you are telling someone how you feel, or eye contact when they are telling you something?: its actually difficult for both of them. you can tell so much from the eyes and if i look at someone and they are telling me how they feel im gonna cry. the same way if i have to tell them, i cry..im just one big cry baby! 2.Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry?: really angry, i think that would of been when i went for child support and that dickhead said he wanted a paternity test....i hate him! 3.You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who would you call?: most likely my mom, only becuz all the kids would be someplace else and if i only had one call to make i wouldnt be able to tell them all goodbye. so i would have to tell her that i love them and that im sorry for everything i have ever done that they thou

Stole This From Marrr! =d
70 QUIRKS ABOUT ME - 01. Initials: JLM 02. Name someone with the same birthday as you: No one comes to mind. 03. Last thing you ate: Turkey Manwiches.. Yum! 04. For or against same sex marriage: They can do whatever they want... i don't care 05. I say Shotgun! You say?: 'Don't shoot shotgun'! 06. Last person you hugged?: hmm well i was down at the bar tonight, and hugged alot of friends goodbye.. but i'm pretty sure it was Sarah. 07. Do you believe in God?: Get back to me on that... 08. How many U.S states have you been to?: 5 or 6 mostly just passing through. 09. How many of the U.S states have you lived in: 1 10. Ever lived outside of the US: Nope 11. Name something you like physically about yourself: Nothing comes to mind, really 12. Something non-physical you like about yourself: I'm a warm and caring person 13. Who is your best friend?: Jason 14. Why are you up?: Can't sleep as usual lol. (I concure with Jen on this) 15. Who made you an

Stolen
Yesterday,Christmas Eve, My car was stolen.It was not a new car but it was paid for and it was mine.I'm really upset because now I have to figure out what to do and how to do it.If my car is by chance not found,what am I to do?I am a single mother of 4 children and live not so comfortably.It bothered me when my 5 year old asked me how I was going to get her to school.She was so worried that she was going to get in trouble for not bringing her backpack with her school folder in it,which she had left in the car. Why do people invaid in others lives this way.It strips you of belief,trust,and hope of any kind.With my car being stolen it only added to my everyday worries.I guess I can only fight myself to keep hopeing for the best and have faith that this to will turn out OK.

Stolen Car
> An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed-out > woman on a busy > boulevard...Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just > in front of him. He did the right > thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he > could have beaten the red > light by accelerating through the intersection. > The tailgating woman hit the roof--and the > horn--screaming in frustration as > she missed her chance to get through the > intersection. As she was still in > mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked > up into the face of a very > serious police officer. The officer ordered her to > exit her car with her hands > up. He took her to the police station where she was > searched, finger printed, > photographed and placed in a holding cell. After a > couple of hours, a policeman > approached the cell and opened the door. She was > escorted back to the booking > desk where the arresting officer was waiting with > her personal effects. He > said, > - "I'm very

Stolen Entry #1
Yesterday The Connoisseur and I went to Target. I needed to buy deodorant and drugs for my stupid cold, and a box of issue to keep in the car until my nose decides to stop running marathons. Of course since we were there, we had to browse then entire freaking store. This includes the shoes. I love shoes. We all know this. We all also know that judging by some of the shoes I have owned in the past, I am of the sometimes misguided idea that any shoe can be fantastic with the right clothes, hair, etc. I am a fashion victim waiting to happen. Anyway, the shoes. If I had $30.00 to waste right now, I’d be buying a pair of shoes that I have no idea what I’d wear with them. Actually I do. Anything. Just for the chance to wear them. Because I need a pair of black and white zebra striped pumps. I need them. But I’m not going to get them so I should stop thinking about them, right? Right! Instead, I’ll talk about the fact that in some sort of mindless stab for something to do today, I jo

Stolen
I hate thieves... I used to have over 300 cd's until someone stole some of my collection just before xmas. :( What pisses me off the most is that they stole my entire Pink Floyd collection... which included Syd Barrett, Roger Water and David Gilmour's solo albums as well. I've always love Pink Floyd's music... kinda gave me a natural high... and now I have to start my collection all over again... just pisses me off to the extreme... guess that's why I'm venting on here... lmao At least I still have my DVD's of Live at Pompeii, The Wall and Pulse tour ;) Watching the Pulse tour brought back a lot of memories of when I saw Pink Floyd in Toronto... back in '94... lol It's so cool to be able to watch it whenever I wish now. :) Pink Floyd.... first in Space and Time!

Stolen From Jack,older Master 4 U With Permission...
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another. Then we are frustrated that the kids aren't old enough and we'll be more content when they are. After that, we're frustrated that we have teenagers to deal with. We will certainly be happy when they are out of that stage. We tell ourselves that our life will be complete when our spouse gets his or her act together, when we get a nicer car, we are able to go on a nice vacation, or when we retire. The truth is, there's no better time to be happy than right now. If not now, when? Your life will always be filled with challenges. It's best to admit this to yourself and decide to be happy anyway. Happiness is the way. So, treasure every moment that you have and treasure it more because you shared it with someone special, special enough to spend your time with...and remember that time waits for no one. So, stop waiting ...until your car or home is paid off ...un

Stolen Moments
STOLEN MOMENTS I hold my breath, My heart skips a beat . . . . The thought of you Makes all reason retreat. You take me to a place I haven't been . . . Swept up in the current, Completely on your whim. Your heart breathes life Into my lonely soul . . . A glance from your eyes, I know I can be whole. The love I have for you . . . Can compare to nothing before, You've healed the heart That bled on the floor. Obstacles have been placed in our way But yet somehow I have faith Everything will be okay. Stealing moments with you . . . . Completes my day. Writen by Jamie Marie

Stolen Lyrics
Stolen We watch the season Pull up it’s own stakes And catch the last weekend Of the last week Before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced Another sun soaked season fades away You have stolen my heart You have stolen my heart Invitation only Grant Farewells Crash the best one Of the best ones Clear liquor and cloudy eyed Too early to say goodnight You have stolen my heart You have stolen my heart And from the ballroom floor We are in celebration One good stretch before our hibernation Our dreams assured and we all Will sleep well Sleep Well Sleep Well Sleep Well Sleep Well you have stolen you have stolen my you have stolen my heart Watch you spin around In your highest heels You are the best one Of the best ones And we All Look Like We Feel you have stolen my you have stolen my you have stolen my heart Music Video:STOLEN (by Dashboard Confessional)Music Video Code provided by VideoCodeZone.Com

*~stolen Time~*
“Stolen Time” I can’t believe I fell for you. Your sweet song just blew me away. I let my guard down long enough, For you to walk all over my heart. What evers left is gone You made a fool of me. Give me back all my words, love and desire I gave to you. They never mean anything to you. I want the time back That I spent loving you I wish I could go back And erase everything that leads Up to this very moment in time. Before my heart would be ripped out. I’m lost and spent too many tears On this love I have for you. It’s nothing more than a nightmare. I wish this would end. Those sweet words I longed to hear, Distracted me from being the person I needed to be. There’s still pain left inside Every time I think of you. You borrowed my heart And returned it with a piece missing. That piece that you will have Will cause me constant suffering. I think I fell in love with a dream a memory. Why does it have to be over? I will try to move on either wi

The Stolen Farthings
A father was one day sitting at dinner with his wife and his children, and a good friend who had come on a visit ate with them. And as they thus sat, and it was striking twelve o'clock, the stranger saw the door open, and a very pale child dressed in snow-white clothes came in. It did not look around, and it did not speak, but went straight into the next room. Soon afterwards it came back, and went out at the door again in the same quiet manner. On the second and on the third day, it came also exactly in the same way. At last the stranger asked the father to whom the beautiful child that went into the next room every day at noon belonged. I have never seen it, said he, neither did he know to whom it could belong. The next day when it again came, the stranger pointed it out to the father, who however did not see it, and the mother and the children also all saw nothing. At this the stranger got up, went to the room door, opened it a little, and peeped in. Then he saw the child sitting on

Stole It From Ms. Ruby
QUESTIONS: WHAT'S YOUR FIRST NAME? (A) aifh[her [ah (1) WHAT WAS THE FIRST JOB YOU EVER HAD? (A) Data Entry (2) WHAT WAS THE WORST JOB YOU EVER HAD? (A) BJ’s Cashier (3) WHAT IS YOUR SECRET TALENT? (A) Oh! And I quote “ The ability to stand at screaming loud rock concerts all night and come to work the next day like nothing happened.” (4) WHO IS YOUR ONE CELEBRITY CRUSH? (A) Craig Owens (5) WHAT KIND OF UNDIES DO YOU WEAR? (A) Boy shorts (6) HAVE YOU EVER POSED NUDE PRIVATELY OR PROFESSIONALY? WILL YOU SEND IT TO ME? HAHA. (A) NEVER. X2 (7) WHAT IS YOUR BEST QUALITY? (A) I’z is smart. =) (8) WHAT IS YOUR WORST QUALITY? (A) Self-Esteem (of lack there of) (Me too) (9) WHAT FICTIONAL CHARACTER WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FOR ONE DAY? (A) Harley Quinn (10) WHAT IS YOUR ONE GUILTY PLEASURE? (A) I don’t know. Nothing comes to mind. (11) WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? (A) FUCKING CLOWNS. (12) HAVE YOU EVER DATED SOMEONE THAT YOU ME

Stolen Momment
Stolen Momment He lies her down on satin sheets she parts her creamy thighs -sweet nectar dripping~ Her dream love places his lips on her neck -scarlett blood, coursing pulsation- Tender achingly agonizing he presses his sensual mouth against her cupid bow lips. -feathery caresses she wraps her wings around him.. soft down caressing... sweet honey dripping lily white breasts heave he binds her in strands of pearls.. trailing a feather across her tawny nipples, through her silken valley he leans forward.. teasing and suckling her nipples. -soft sighs ancient blood racing- she yearns ,her passion builds.. a trailing tongue slowly downwards tickling nipping lightly scoring drawing blood... he moves his way towards her creamy thighs.. he sinks his fangs in the inner hollow blood dripping,mixed with sweet nectar cream. -cries of passion,ecstasy- a moan, a whimper he locks on her jewel sucking and teasing it-sweet pulsation- he binds her ankles she is helpless to r

.stolen.writings.corporate.offices.*edit*
a person i know...'took' i guess you could say...some stuff i wrote. passed it off as her own. kinda irks me. in the long run i spose it doesnt matter cuz i can always write new things...and she'll always be a completely unoriginal thinker. now she has a cherry account. where she uses my words. i dun go lookit it cuz it would just get me more torqued. tho on the other hand...it would kind of amuse me if someone attempted to engage her in an intellectual conversation...cuz shes more of a ...hair twirling bubble gum smacking...ReeRee for lack of a better term. heh. in other news i think i seriously need to re-think my television viewing habits. certain shows just have the ability to get under my skin. not such a good thing. i should kill some sims. that always makes me laugh that uberly wicked laugh of destruction. i like cheese. i should eat cheese. on toast. with mustard. cuz i like mustard too. the sprinklers are broken. again. theres a nifty shoot of water

Stole Brian's Survey
1. What is your full name? Stephanie Crawford. Yeah, To Kill A Mockingbird, I know. 2. When is your Birthday? 10-2-83 3. How tall are you? 5\'3\" 4. Do you smoke? No 5. How many sexual partners have you had? 6. If you can\'t answer, is it really that many? It\'s really that few 7. Can you cook? Yes 8. What was your dream growing up? To be Wonder Woman, or barring that, her sidekick. I also wanted to marry Elliot from E.T. 9. What talent do you wish you had? I wish I could create music 10. Favorite place? The woods, with a slight chill wind 11. G-strings or thongs? Neither 12. What was the last book you read? The Million Dollar Mermaid by Esther Williams 13. What zodiac sign are you? Libra 14. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Nope, just scars 15. Worst Habit? Sometimes I suck my thumb in my sleep : 16. Do we know each other outside of CherryTap? Who? 17. What is your favorite sport? Hockey 18. Pessimist or Optimist attitude? Optimist, save for occasionally I get pretty dar

Stolen From Sam
The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all. Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-) Personality You are more emotional than logical, more concerned about others than concerned about self, more religious than atheist, more loner than dependent, more workaholic than lazy, more rebel than traditional, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.As for specific personality traits, you are outgoing (100%), romantic (100%), slutty (94%), religious (93%).

Stole A Poem....
Went to comment bomb in a contest and found this, hope you enjoy it as much as I have.... Thank you Baby Boy, it's a good poem. Hope you don't mind I stole it... lol I thought i saw myself today, at least, who i used to be. I felt that pain, once again, and thought this was the end of me. Inside, i feel a million things, all going on at once. I can't look back at yesterday, not even for a glance. Beauty is in the soul, it lies so very deep. My conscious always warns me, to get back on my knees. Ten million thoughts inside my head, i can't pinpoint a one, From anger to pain, to lust and love, When will my battle ever be won? Not a moment goes by, that i don't think of my past, Of all the times that i failed, the times i couldn't last. I pray you'll always listen, to your heart and soul. Because no matter what they tell you, your hearts the only one that really knows. Just how far can we go, on this journey called life? How much pain must we bear, full of sorrow, hur

Stolen From Ur Garden :p
If you get a dozen, you're loved!! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . .*. . . . . . . ** * . . . . .. . . . . .*** . . * . . ***** . . . . . . . . . . .** . . **. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . . ***.*. . *. . . . .* . . . . . . . . . .****. . . .** . . . ****** . . . . . . . . . ***** . . . .**.*. . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . **. . . . . . *.** . . . . . . . .*****. . . . . .*. . . . . . * . . . . . . . .******. . . . .*. . . . . * . . . . . . . .******* . . .*. . . . .* . . . . . . . . .*********. . . . . * . . . . . . . . . .******* . *** *******. . . . . . . . .** .*******. . . . . . . . * . ******. . . . . . . . * * . .***. . *. . . . . . .** . . . . . . .*. . . . . * . . . . .****.*. . . .* . . . *******. .*. .* . . .*******. . . *. . . .*****. . . . * . . .**. . . . . .* . . .*. . . . . . **.* . . . . . . . . . ** . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . .* . . . . . . . . * . . . . . . . . * . . . . .

Stolen Moment
*sorry for the typo error Let me lay down on your bed it's a cold night I want your arms around me do you feel the heat? do you feel that something in between me is flowing? So let's take this chance let's take this stolen moment Again and again rock our rythym in the low light I wanna feel you your smooth soft skin now run your fingers to the right places oh baby it feels so good now the heat is rising and my heart is pounding so move a li'l bit fast but please make it last ~diwata~

Stolen Moment
Stolen Moment The night has come it's now our time, I close my eyes and breathe your name Silently...no one can hear Only you, and you appear Slowly through the mist I see Your arms outstretched you come to me. So close now I can touch your face And feel the strength of your embrace. Your breath is warm against my ear I feel so safe now you are here. We search for lips...a lingering kiss, Our stolen moment not to miss. All too soon you start to fade, Our time's cut short you have to leave. I start to wake, the night is done I grasp the air but you are gone.

Stole My Heart
DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL LYRICS "Stolen" We watch the season pull up its own stakes And catch the last weekend of the last week Before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced, Another sun soaked season fades away You have stolen my heart Invitation only, grant farewells Crush the best one, of the best ones Clear liquor and cloudy eyed, too early to say goodnight You have stolen my heart And from the ballroom floor we are in celebration One good stretch before our hibernation Our dreams assured and we all, will sleep well You have stolen You have stolen my heart I watch you spin around in the highest heels You are the best one, of the best ones We all look like we feel You have stolen my You have stolen my heart

Stole From A Post...buts Its True
From a guys point of view: We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you jump up and tackle him, without even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off. It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there. We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned. Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till the morning. Also, when we tell you you're pretty/ beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it. Don't tell us we're wrong. We'll stop trying to convince you. The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence. Yeah, you can quote me. Don't be mad when we hold the door open. Take Advantage of the mood im in. let us pay for you! dont "feel bad" We enjoy doing it. It's expected. Smile and

Stole This...but It's True...
Is it really you? What are the warning signs that your CT lover isn't entirely truthful about who they are? A friend and I have compiled a few (obvious but still annoying) problems from our so called "friends" in the past. 1. Their cell phone only works during work hours - no signal at their house! 2. They don't have a home phone (yet they have the internet at home???) 3. You are always on Cam and they don't have one!!!!!! (its broken, have to buy a new one, dog chewed my cord!) 4. They mysteriously hang up during phone sex or serious chat session. Due to a dead battery - Ever hear of a charger butthead!! 5. Your conversations get cut short cause they get kicked out of the IM (alot!) Only to return and apologize the next day -due to (power went off, computer froze up, dog chewed the cord) 6. Other people leave comments on their page about how fucking awesome they are, and how they cannot wait to meet them in person. (aww don't be jealous I'm just a flirt - we're just frie

Stolen From Alden....
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass... There's at least one person on your myspace that wants to date you or sleep with you. So..... lets play "FUCK BUDDIES" The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a message to their inbox saying "Im yours". If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd hit it". If you just want to suck them off and stay friends, send them a message that says "i'd suck it." If you want to eat them out and stay friends, send them a message that says "I'd lick it." SCARED? You pussy, just do it! THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS, EVEN IF YOU'RE TAKEN & see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your myspace that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to sleep with you. SO... re-post as "FUCK BUDDIES", as it doesn't matter if your married, in a relationship,single, gay or straight! You open

.stoled.it.from.chickadee.
Harry Potter Survey GRYFFINDOR: [] You've never done drugs. [] You have a lot of friends. [] You get along with everyone. [] You love soccer. [x] You love baseball. [x] You're into writing and art [x] Favorite music genre is rock. [x] You believe in "innocent until proven guilty" theory. [x] One of your favorite colors is red or gold. [x] You have good grades at school. [x] One of the worst things you are at is lying [x] You plan on going to college. TOTAL: 8 HUFFLEPUFF: [] You're content with mostly everything in your life right now. [] You laugh a lot. [] You like to follow trends. [] Politics suck. [x] You love to swim [] Water "marco polo" is awesome. [] Pink is one of your favorite colors. [] Black is morbid & depressing. [] Michael Jackson is talented as a musical artist. [] You're an optimist. [x] You're very emotional. [] You believe in going steady at a young age. []You haven't made fun of anyone this month. [x] Loyalty is the MOST important

Stole From My Sister.. What I Learned About Penises In My Lifetime..
Things I have learned about Penis in my lifetime.....feel free to agree or disagree or to add to it.............. 1) little penis men like it doggie style 2) if its curved hes gonna want you on top 3)) skinny pale white guys are packing meat 4) size doesnt matter... - ur g spot is 2 inches inside, (good for little guys) - big guys are good for fucking! and u cant go as fast as u want and u wont fall off, lil guys...... u fall off alot! 5) black guys arent all big either! 6) white guys have big surprises in their britches!

Stole From My Sons Myspace( He Did The Hand Though!)
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the

Stolen My Heart
We watch the season pull up its own stakes And catch the last weekend of the last week Before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced, Another sun soaked season fades away You have stolen my heart Invitation only, grand farewells Crash the best one, of the best ones Clear liquor and cloudy eyed, too early to say goodnight You have stolen my heart And from the ballroom floor we are in celebration One good stretch before our hibernation Our dreams assured and we all, will sleep well You have stolen You have stolen my heart I watch you spin around in your highest heels You are the best one, of the best ones We all look like we feel You have stolen my You have stolen my heart

Stolen Blogs
Ok guys I just wanted to let you know that my some of my "story" blogs were copied from my page and placed on someone else's and they are taken the credit for them . Now I my stories aren't the greatest but they are mine none the less. Now I don't mind anyone copying them but its really low to take them without asking and then repost them as your own.

Stolen Moments
She watches the clock tick slowly. The hours and minutes seeming to drag by. Her mind is focused on a special someone, she longs to see again. She waits patiently to see a message, or hear his voice, or for the off chance he may be headed her way. How she treasures those stolen moments, when the whole world seems to disappear. Leaving only the two of them in each others arms. How he makes her laugh and smile. She still gets butterflies in hr stomach every time she hears his voice. When she sees him walking towards her, her heart almost leaps out of hr chest. And when his arms wrap around hr it is one of the safest places she has ever known. She loves his smile and the sparkle in his eye when he looks at her. She wants nothing more than to keep him smiling. Make him feel special, loved, and wanted. She knows this isnt easy for him but she hopes he knows he is. Music Video:LITTLE WONDERS (by Rob Thomas)Music Video Code provided by Video Code Zone

Stole It!!! Lol
1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? Very sweet, but baby ducks are "cute" 2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress? for what? I don't like big puffy anythings!!! 3. What would you do if you received a long love letter? Probably cry... 4. Group dates or single dates? A date consists of two, haven't done the group date thing since I was in school!! 5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends? Absolutely! If you can't be yourself, go away! 6. Are diamonds a girl's best friend? Diamonds can't be supportive, so uh, NOT! 7. Is your hair up or down today? Down 8. Do you straighten your hair? Occasionally. 9. Favorite mascara? Nicole Miller 10. Do you get your nails done? No, but I do them! 11. Small or large purses? I prefer small to medium! 12. In your purse, what are your must haves? Hmm, wallet, keys, phone, smokes, and god willing some $$s! LOL 13. Jeans or skirts? jeans 14. Do you wear

.stoled.it.from.chickadee.
Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!! 1. Who was your best friend? did i have one of those? Val...i think. 2. What sports did you play? no please 3. What kind of car did you drive? 84 chevy celebrity 4. On a friday nite what were you doing? uhm...nothing...go me 5. Were you a party animal? nope 6. Were you considered a flirt? aaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahaha...no 7. Were you in band, orchestra, or choir? choir is a gay word. chorale...chorus...ya 8. Were you a nerd? yes please 9. Did you get suspended/expelled? no sir 10. Can you still sing the fight song? there was a fight song? i still know the alma mater song...meh. 11. Who was your favorite teacher? Mr Wood - Intensive English 12. Where did you sit during lunch? didnt have lunch...over-loaded my schedule to graduate early 13. Name of the schools full name? Lakeland Regional High School 14. School masc

Stolen Away
Our talks are magical they fell me with joy, whenever shes around I am like a school boy. Fallen head over heels and dont know what to do, my mind is always wondering and thinking about you. Stolen away is what she has done with mt heart, as big as it is she will need a cart. Told you of her eyes, and how she takes my breath away. When I am sad, down and depressed she knows exactly what to say. Cant help but love her this much is true, especially with those eyes so brilliantly blue. Every morning I wake up and walk for miles, just so I can be with her and see her beautiful smile. AH but I must keep this one short and sweet, from the first time we meet she knocked me off my feet. Sometimes I feel like I am in over my head, wnating and longing for her to be beside me in bed. One never knows if there dreams will come through, and all I know is all I ever wanted is you. For you were the one that came after me, and happiness for you and me is all that I will ever

Stolen Moments (yep Another Poem)
Stolen Moments By J. S. Monti To sit and merely contemplate. My mind reflecting, won’t abate. About the story of our lives. Of stolen moments lovers find. You have a life and so do I. To find a way to intertwine. Yet hard to do, we only live. On stolen moments we can give. Our bodies, minds, and souls to take. The chemistry we can’t forsake. To hold you in that sweet embrace. My heart is dying to partake. To wake and find you lying there. Your body supple, warm and fair. My fingers softly through your hair. An arm around your shoulders bare. Our hearts as one in rhythm beat. Cares and worries fail to seek. This shelter we have wearily sought. Is found within our bodies locked. And in this dream I waken from. Like darkness looms in winters morn. To find that I am only one. And loneliness to weigh upon. For such are dreams of smoke and mirrors. An insight to our deepest fears. The thought of you lies treasured there. In stolen moments, and

Stole From Shawn =p
1.date me? 2.fuck me? 3.kiss me? 4.lick me? 5.touch me? 6.hate me? 7.love me? 8.strip for me? 9.stare at me? 10.marry me? 11.please me? 12.tease me? 13.go out with me? 14.make out with me? 15.suck me? 16.fight me? 17.help me? 18.hug me? 19.dance with me? 20.hurt me? repost this in 2 min and see how many people message u back!!!!!!!!!!!!! repost this saying WOULD YOU???

Stolen From Erika
1. Where were you 2 hours ago? home 2. What do you think of your last kiss? i love my kisses 3. Do you kiss a lot of people? nope 4. Are you wearing socks right now? nope 5.when is the last time you went out of state? ummmm...may 6. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? nope 7. What was the last thing you had to drink? root beer 8. What are you wearing right now? jeans and a pink shirt 9. What was your last purchase? chinese food 10. Last food you ate? chinese food 11. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? daniel 12. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? nope 13. Do you have a pet? nope 14. What did you do last night? hung out with my man,i haven't seen him all week 16. If you could be anywhere you want where would it be? ummmm...out of sc?!?! 17. What is the last thing you purchased online? anthony's school uniforms 18. One thing you hate about yourself? i don't hate anything about m

Stolen Moment
This is one I wrote recently after a friend of mine and I were laughing about our skinny dipping days... We carefully measured the distance Between the water and the silhouettes on the horizon, As if we were mathematicians. Our eyes dared each other, As we clung to the last scraps of comfort. A silent nod, And we sprint through the night As though a gunshot was sounded. Desperate feet pound the wet sand Into fleeing footsteps, And we shield ourselves as best as we can Until blanketed in the veil of the ocean. We shriek with delight At the thrill of our stolen moment, As the water tickles its way to the top. And relishing in our naked freedom, Arms and legs stretch wide into the open. Cradled in murky arms, We marvel at the unmasked beauty of the stars, As we drink in the world's deliciousness That's swirled in the saltwater air.

Stolen From Sweet Cherokee, But Looks Like Fun
PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO FILL THIS OUT IT'S JUST FOR FUN ! Dear Brandrui, I ____ you. You have a nice______. You make me _______. You should _______. Someday I will ______. You + me =________. If I saw you now I'd __________. I want to ________ you. I would build a _______ just for you. If I could sing you any song it would be _________. We could __________ under the stars. Love, _______________ (P.S. ______________.) REPOST THIS "DEAR (YOUR NAME)" AND SEE WHAT ANSWERS U GET... this is lots of fun!! and you can really make someone's day Message them and dont be afraid to see what people will put!

Stolen From Cece's Heart
Oh, how I yearn for you, to touch you, to hold you with my hands. Day after day, I dream about you, wanting you close. How much longer must I wait until we can be together? I long to have you inside me, warming me up inside to the very core of my being. This immense desire is for you, my precious..

Stolen Photos
I have created this account simply to support my friend Chelsea who has had her photos and idenity stolen by KittyluScious. http://fubar.com/kittymeow This person is a thief and has been pretending to be a dear friend of mine. I urge anyone who is her friend (if it really even is a girl) to please block her and not view her photos. If you want to get to know the real Chelsea her website is ChelseaVision.com So you also know, for those of you that may have been hoodwinked by Kittylucious, Chelsea is a very happily married woman. This is a sick individual who has not only stolen photos from a professional model but has also taken the time to edit out all of her watermarks (for real that is kind of nuts to dedicate that much time to it) this person is also stalking her on other sites like deviantart.com. This person even doctored a photo to change the sign in it http://s91.photobucket.com/albums/k297/terily_2006/?action=view¤t=05040305copy.jpg When the real Ch

Stolen Moments
We lay together v naked bodies entwined Perspiring, holding, touching And loving one another. Lips caressing bodies- all cares have fled my mind He whispers softly that he loves Me, my body, altogether. Fingertips v trace the contours of my skin As he delights me Again. Love or lust? Is it such a sin Stealing moments Of pleasure. Should we refrain- ? No-one is hurt Or likely to be. He is not mine v Just a friend Who loves me. For me v Or maybe Just my body. Pure sex, It-s good No - It-s bloody excellent Maybe because It-s stolen And that makes it exciting More so than The norm.. Should I care v feel guilt? Or simply enjoy The pleasure The highs That he gives Me. At least I am wanted For something That I can give And enjoy As I give And receive Pleasure With my lover My 'toy boy'

~ Stolen ~ My Fav Song
You watch the season pull up its own stage And catch the last weekend Of the last week Before the gold and the glimmer have been replaced Another sun soaked season Fades away You have stolen my heart You have stolen my heart Invitation only, grand farewells Crash the best one Of the best ones Clear liqour and Cloudy eye Too early to say goodnight You have stolen my heart You have stolen my heart [ Stolen lyrics found on http://www.completealbumlyrics.com ] And from the bottle flow, we are in celebration One good stretch before our hibernation Our dreams are sure And we all will sleep well We'll sleep well You have stolen You have stolen my You have stolen my heart I watch you spin around In the highest heels You are the best one Of the best ones We all look like we feel You have stolen my You have stolen my You have stolen my heart

Stolen Passion
first i must confess...i got this from someone elses mum, but it touched me I carry it around for days, weeks, until finally the smallest of life's moments opens the door and it all tumbles out, sometimes in tears, sometimes in screams, sometimes in a heavy sigh and a sudden release of tangled, tight muscles. It could be that smile you needed so desperately. It could be the purple and gold sky as the sun sets. Or it could just be the quietness of the house at the end of the day. And when that moment has settled, clearing the way for the next one to come, you realize what you truly long for is that continuous cycle of being emptied and filled and emptied again so that your life and your days resemble the only thing that can fill the ache--passion.

Stolen From A Mumm
smallest cock!... biggest wallet... most bitches in bed.. oh wait... men do that already... um... most rejections... biggest fingers...for the ladies... the least teeth.. for the southerners.. worst drama.... fattest ass..... nicest ass... ladies only need apply fattiest foods... for the thinly impaired nicest nose hairs... nicest but crack.. for the gals and plumbers... nastiest tongue.... for the porn stars and wannabes... most abused by women.... for the men... sexiest armpit stubbles... for the folks with a fetish.... hottest midget.... for superman231 horniest donkey... for rev tinniest nipples.... for the boob impaired saggiest boobs... for the elderly hottest toe jam..... for the other fetish folks hairiest bush .... for the 70's crowd best tasting peanut butter..

Stole Another One! Had To Do It! Lol
~ Odd Questions ~ 1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would it be? Hmmm, although I think that blowing him up would be way to painless, I would have to say Rick 2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence, who would it be? I don't know about this one because it seems like different people find inspiration from odd areas. Wouldn't want to lose out on something good later! 3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Eric 4. What is your favorite cheese? Mozarella!!! 5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to man at your disposal. What will you have? Ham, mozarella, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and the purple onions. Can't forget the Miracle whip with a touch of mustard. 6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. Vin Diesel :P 7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice.

Stolen
Never before had she felt such pain, It shot through her heart at the sound of his name, She'd stand in the darkness; despite the hard rain, She swore on her life she'd love no one again. Gone were the days that she loved so dear, Tarnished forever and scarred by her tears, He'd laughed off her nightmares, hugged away her fears, Yet a memory like this one would linger for years. She wanted so much to just hold his hand, Playfully run from him down on the sand, To build their own house upon their own land, So many things together they'd planned. Two children they'd wanted; a boy and a girl, With his saphire eyes and her golden curls, He bought her a ring; 2 diamonds a pearl, Soon to be happy in their own little world. Two days before their white wedding day, A very drunk driver stole him away, She cried and prayed and begged him to stay, But in stepped fate; it's bad hand in play. One year later at his last resting place, The sun shining brightly, the clou

Stolen Delight
On that day not long ago, you told me how you wanted to go. No more life or tortured hurt, your mind was set in reddened mirth. You took a chance and spoke to me, hoping again to finally see. Your soul was broke and battered deep, from a fatal love that could not sleep. A bond was forged with kindred souls, that had their share of pain untold. My heart was sure as any could be, that you were the one meant for me. Now time stands still in a confused state, waiting paitently for the decided fate. Your angel I was on that great night, bringing you back into the light. Do I have you deep inside, there to grow and no longer hide. Things have changed since that great night, bringing me thoughts of hurried flight. Away from me your heart has flown, leaving me crying and all alone. Another has taken this angel's grace, within your heart to take my place. No more my prince within the night, to thrill your angel with delight.

Stole-kelly Rowland
Stole He was always such a nice boy The quiet one With good intentions He was down for his brother Respectful to his mother A good boy But good don't get attention One kid with a promise The brightest kid in school He's not a fool Reading books about science and smart stuff It's not enough, no Cause smart don't make you cool, whoa He's not invisible anymore With his Father's 9 and a broken fuse Since he walked through that classroom door He's all over primetime news Mary's got the same size hands As Marilyn Monroe She put her fingers in the imprints At Mann's Chinese Theatre Show She could have been a movie star Never got the chance to go that far Her life was stole Now we'll never know No no no no oh They were crying to the camera Said he never fitted in He wasn't welcomed He showed up the parties We was hanging in Some guys puttin' him down Bullying him round round Now I wish I woulda talked to him Gave him the time of day Not turn awa

Stolen From My Friend Jerry..
Psalm 55:22 --- you really need to read this. "Friends are God's way of taking care of us." This was written by a Metro Denver Hospice Physician: I was driving home from a meeting this evening about 5, stuck in traffic on Colorado Blvd., and the car started to choke and splutter and die - I barely managed to coast, cursing, into a gas station, glad only that I would not be blocking traffic and would have a somewhat warm sp ot to wait for the tow truck. It wouldn't even turn over. Before I could make the call, I saw a woman walking out of the "quickie mart " building, and it looked like she slipped on some ice and fell into a Gas pump, so I got out to see if she was okay When I got there, it looked more like she had been overcome by sobs than that she had fallen; she was a young woman who looked really haggard with dark circles under her eyes. She dropped something as I helped her up, and I picked it up to give it to her. It was a nickel. At that moment, everything came into

Stolen Viagra
A recent shipment of Viagra arrived yesterday at Heathrow airport, but was hijacked on the way to the pharmacy distribution warehouse. Scotland Yard has warned the public to be on the lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

Stollie's Prayer
now i lay me down to bed ..no more wishing i was dead....a handfull of pills so i can dream of days gone by so carefree...bottle of stollies three quarters gone...I'm thru with wishing I was wrong...come to me softly in the night..and steal my soul before daylight...not one more day will I walk these streets...l give up on fullfilling all of our dreams... these old memories of a time long past has silenced my bleeding heart at last..so its off to oblivion once again to kill the voice inside my head..i'll lay here on this pillow soft, giving up my life as i drift off. I know your waiting in the light to rip me from this torturous life..My body grows cold as my mind starts to drift, and I'm floating above in a cloud like mist...No more to wander upon this land. no more to question what I dont understand. so now I lay me down to bed..lifes so much better lived when dead.

Stolen From Tiff
1. What is the worst thing about hugs? When they don't hug back. 2. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Kissed my daughter goodnight, and yep I sure would! 3. What candy can you eat a whole bag of without getting sick? Reeces pieces. 4. Did you talk to anybody random today? Nope 5. Did any particular thing brighten up your day? Not really. 6. What is the stupidest thing you have ever done? Who can say.. I do a lot of things that when thinking back on weren't too bright. 7. Did your last outing involve the police? Nope 8. If you could hug anyone right now, who would it be? My sister Jessica!! 9. Do you make every decision as if your parents are watching you? I've never made decisions based on what my parents would think. As the song says "I'm not a trendy asshole. Do what I want. Do what I feel like. I'm not a trendy asshole, don't give a fuck, if it's good enough for you!" 10. When was the last time you were grounded? No id

Stolen From Marie
1. Your number one on myspace tells you they're pregnant, what do you do? Sell Sean's story to the Enquirer for millions and raise our love child on our own private island. 2. Your parents tell you they're going to split up, how would you react? They were never together. 3. Any new years resolutions? Nope 4. Last person who yelled in your face? Nobody does that. lol 5. Last person to make you laugh? People on team speak. 6. Who do you like? A few people. 7. Ever gone on a huge cleaning spree? Yep 10. Who's your bestfriend? Sean... big surprise huh? 11. If you could change your eye color would you? No way, I've got the bluest baby blues you'll ever find! 12. Last person to IM you? N/A 13. Ever had a song written about you? Sweet Karoline.. dun dun dun.. Good times never felt so good.. lol My Papa used to sing it to me when I was little. 14. Last time you had a slumber party? Sean and I sleep together every night. 15. Ever kissed y

Stolen From Jason
How do you feel about violence? I think a lot of pathetic people use it to feel powerful. Do you think you make the ideal partner? I'm not too shabby. Why/why not? I'm a really good cook, I heart oral, I'm a gamer dork, what's not to love? Would you ever get a genital piercing? It's possible. What do you think would be the most embarassing death? Being trampled by clowns? Do you honestly think nice guys will end up better-off in the long run? Yes. Eventually they end up with a woman who knows how to appreciate that. How do you feel about self-harm? I think it's stupid. Would/Have you ever done drugs? The only illegal thing I've ever done is smoke pot.. and soon that will be legal anyway. Do you dislike clingy people? I don't like being touched for the most part. Have you ever felt like ripping someone’s tongue out? Yep that lying douche deserves that and so much more. Do you think that bullies should be locked up in barns and burned alive? Nah,

Stolen From Faith
1. Do you think you were raised well? Since I pretty much raised myself I'd have to say yes. 2. Do you have a secret that you've never told ANYONE? Not that I can recall. 3. How do you handle stress? I don't. It makes me vomit and I get hives all over my body. 4. How would you spend your last day alive? With those I care about. 5. Do you hide things well or do you have a guilty conscience? I feel gulty if I've done something worth feeling guilty over. 6. If there was true love on one side of the street and a million bucks on the other which one would you pick? I already found the love of my life, now gimme the $$! 7. Do you think you could ever forgive someone who murdered a family member? Depends on who they killed and why. 8. What is the worst thing you've ever done that your parents DON'T know about? Oh come on. I'm 32 years old. 9. What do you think about Bush? I prefer it shaven. - The Love Stuff- 1. Do you think you know the meaning of true

Stolen From M.y.l.f.
1. I'll respond with something random about you. 2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you. 3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in. 4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me. 5. I'll tell you my first memory of you. 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of. 7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you. 8. If you do this you MUST post this on yours. You MUST. It is written.

Stole These Lyrics
This is a song for the ladies But fellas listen closely You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard Hard

Stolen From Shazzle And Per
Your Five Factor Personality Profile Extroversion: You have medium extroversion. You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party. Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences. But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time." Conscientiousness: You have high conscientiousness. Intelligent and reliable, you tend to succeed in life. Most things in your life are organized and planned well. But you borderline on being a total perfectionist. Agreeableness: You have high agreeableness. You are easy to get along with, and you value harmony highly. Helpful and generous, you are willing to compromise with almost anyone. You give people the benefit of the doubt and don't mind giving someone a second chance. Neuroticism: You have medium neuroticism. You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic. Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy. Your life is pretty smooth,

Stolen From My Love
What Van Means You are very hyper. You never slow down, even when it's killing you. You're the type of person who can be a workaholic during the day... and still have the energy to party all night. Your energy is definitely a magnet for those around you. People are addicted to your vibe. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

Stolen From Gg
MOUTHOLOGY: What is your salad dressing of choice? Blue Cheese of Any Sort What is your favorite fast food restaurant of choice? Dollar Menus? Ya'RLY! What is your favorite sit-down restaurant? Buffets kick ass. Us Fat Fucks gotta Eat. Though, Sakuras in baltimore was the first place i went to wher they cooked food at the table On average how much of a tip do you leave at a restaurant? Pen15 What food could u eat everyday for two weeks and not get sick of? Sushi(eel sushi kicks ass), but, for ME...straight ol' ground beef patties, you can do anything with beef What are your pizza toppings of choice? Im a MEAT Lover...in a non gay way. Anchovies and peppers now and then too What do you like on your toast? butter, cinnamon and sugar TECHNOLOGY: What is your wallpaper on your computer? A F'n Tree. It WILL be goatse on the other account How many televisions are in your house? 2 What color cell phone do you have? Zero. Fuck You. I USED to

Stolen From Jedi Master Goatse
Your Deadly Sins Greed: 100% Sloth: 100% Envy: 80% Wrath: 60% Lust: 40% Gluttony: 0% Pride: 0% Chance You'll Go to Hell: 54% You'll die in a shuttle crash, on your way to your resort on the moon. How Sinful Are You?

Stolen From Iced Again Oh Noes
A - Available: no A - Age: 31 A - Annoyance: ppl who try to make you believe what they do because they don't like what you think B - Bestest Friend[s]: Meg and Lewis B - Birthday: July 28 C - Crush: they know C - Car: 04 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo C - Candy: gum D - Day or night: both D - Dream Car: 68 Shelby Cobra fastback *drools* E- Easiest person to talk to?: myself lol F - Favorite Month: any in the winter F - Favorite color(s): green F - Favorite Memory: the boys being born G - Gummy Bears or Worms: eew and eeewer G - Giver or taker: idk...but my opinion is i am a giver H - Hair Color: brown H - Height: pocket sized according to lewis lol 5'3 H - Happy: most of the time :) I - Ice Cream: chocolate I - Instrument: drums...i am all about a drumline J - Jewelry: nada J - Job: Financial Coordinator for a Synagogue J - Jail: not thinking I wanna go anytime soon thanks K - Kids: 2 Jacob Daniel(12) and Kaleb Alexander (11) K - Kickboxing or K

Stolen From •drew• Owned By Violets & Tywebb
Your Autobiography Part 1: The Birth of You: Were you a planned baby?: don't think so...i was born 1 year and 1 month after my parents married Were you the first?: yes Who was present at your birth? my mom and the doctor and his staff...i'm so old that nobody could go in with the mother WAY BACK THEN Were your parents married when you were born?:yes What is your birthdate?: 05/06/1963 Part 2: The Family How would you describe your family?: very loving...i'm of course the black sheep Siblings or an only child?: 2 sisters and 1 brother and 2 step sisters If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: oldest What are your siblings names and ages?: Angie - 42 Gretchen - 41 Russ - 37 Amanda - 36 Merry Love - 26 Which parent do you get along with best?:My mother What do you fight about?: we try not to fight Do you have step parents?: yes Part 3: The Friends Do you have more than one best friend?:Yes Who are your best fr

Stolen From.. Well Lewis But Everyone Else Is Doing It :p
A - Available: no A - Age: 34 A - Annoyance: Liars B - Bestest Friend[s]: Marty, Sara, Danielle B - Birthday: May 23 C - Crush: sir*licks*a*lot C - Car: Toyota Sienna or Prius C - Candy: Cadbury Creme Eggs (is it easter again yet?) D - Day or night: yep D - Dream Car: Mustang convertible E- Easiest person to talk to?: Marty F - Favorite Month: July F - Favorite color(s): purple, blue, pink F - Favorite Memory: trying to think of one... G - Gummy Bears or Worms: bears but i don't really like gummies much G - Giver or taker: giver.. H - Hair Color: strawberry blonde H - Height: 5'3.5" (yes the half inch counts when you're this short dammit) H - Happy: I try to be but not right now... I - Ice Cream: Blue Moon I - Instrument: guitar (although cant play it) J - Jewelry: Love it - 'specially long dangly earrings that brush against my neck ;) J - Job: Engineer J - Jail: nope K - Kids: got 2 K - Kickboxing or Karate: neither K - Kindergarten: my da

Stolen From Reeka Kitty ~ Graficzgrl's B*tch ~ Fu-owned By Desert Taz
A - Available: no A - Age: OLD.....45 in a few days A - Annoyance: cheaters B - Bestest Friend[s]: Kennette, Vickie and ofcourse ~SHANNON~ B - Birthday: May 6 C - Crush: grumpydan C - Car: Buick Century C - Candy: jelly bellys D - Day or night: night usually D - Dream Car: Charger E- Easiest person to talk to?: Donald F - Favorite Month: November F - Favorite color(s): black and pink F - Favorite Memory: anything with my grandmother G - Gummy Bears or Worms: worms G - Giver or taker: giver.. H - Hair Color: auburn H - Height: 5'2" H - Happy: I was until that damn ex called him tonight I - Ice Cream: Vanilla I - Instrument: piano J - Jewelry: belly ring J - Job: financial analyst J - Jail: close once...that damn guy from LA K - Kids: one son K - Kickboxing or Karate: neither K - Kindergarten: a long long long time ago L - Longest Car Ride: Chicago M - Milk Flavor: none M - Most missed person: My Granny M - Movie: Pretty Woman

Stole It From Beauty And The Beast... Who Stole It From Charley Lol
favorites? Animal - cat Breakfast - Big cup o coffee and algebra II Color - khaki Drink - Capt morgan and Iced tea...together.. Event - Birth Flower - Iris' Gift - Sex House - one that is my OWN (amen) Ingredient - paul newman's sockarooni Juice - ew Keepsake - all three of my kids umbilical cords.. Life accomplishment - going back to college Memory - the first time i meant my ex husband and how fucking goofy i thought he was...in a cute redneck sort of way Nightime activity - sex Occupation - Banking... i like numbers what can i say Quote - If you don't define yourself for yourself you'll be sucked into other peoples reality of you and eaten alive- Audre lord Room - Launddry room Sport - sex Time of day - whatever time i get off work. Urban place - Chicago Il Vacation - hocking hills ohio Weedend activity - making homemade playdoh with the kids Xercise - sex Year - 1978 Zodiac - Aquarius because thats whats compatible with me..

Stolenfrom Beauty Via Charley
favorites? Animal - Wolf and Goat Breakfast - Leftovers. Or Fruity Pebbles Color - Black Drink - Faygo Event - Carnivals ( i was a carny!) Flower - Orchids Gift - Knowledge House - An Old Church/cathedral Ingredient - Garlic Juice - Pear/Pom juice Keepsake - i have none, yet, really Life accomplishment - Having a demon spawn, hopefully Memory - The first time i met my mate, that cold night in Cleveland Nighttime activity - Karaoke, oddly Occupation - Carny Place - In Her Arms (or, world wide, Prague, or Ireland) Quote - "And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me amoung Thy saints ." "Whosoever shed last blood. By man shall his blood be shed. For immunity of god make he the man. Destroy all that which is evil. So that which is good may flourish. And I shall count thee among my favored sheep. And you shall have the p

Stolen From Lewis Again...
Bwahahahahahhaahha why is it I'm stealing all this stuff from my stalker - shouldn't it be the other way around? Four things about me that you may or may not know. Four jobs I have had in my life 1. McDonald's - drive thru, counter, cook 2. Cottage Inn Pizza - yummmmm 3. Telemarketer collecting data for the NADA guide (sucked a$$) 4. Test Engineer Four movies I would watch over and over: 1. Office Space 2. any of the Star Wars movies 3. Princess Bride 4. The Matrix Four places I have lived: 1. Whitmore Lake, MI 2. Houghton, MI 3. Hillsdale, MI 4. Brighton, MI Four TV shows that I watch: 1. Grey's Anatomy 2. Battlestar Galactica 3. NCIS 4. Desperate Housewives Four places I have been: 1. Cancun 2. California 3. Colorado 4. Jamaica Four people who email me (regularly): 1. Sara 2. that's about it 3. see above above 4. see above above above Four of my favorite foods: 1. Princess Beef 2. Pepperoni Pizza 3. Tacos 4.

Stolen From Drew Who Stole It From Reeka :)
Four things about me that you may or may not know. Four jobs I have had in my life 1. grocery checkout clerk 2. accounts payable clerk 3. bookkeeper 4. financial analyst Four movies I would watch over and over: 1. PRETTY WOMAN 2. Lonesome Dove 3. Scarface 4. anything with Julia Roberts Four places I have lived: 1. Greenwood, MS 2. Canton, MS 3. Clinton, MS 4. Vicksburg, MS Four TV shows that I watch: 1. Big Brother 2. WWE (LOL) 3. American Idol 4. LA Ink Four places I have been: 1. Virginia Beach 2. New Orleans 3. Nashville 4. Phoenix Four people who email me (regularly): 1.my sister 2.my mother 3.my boss...damnit man 4.my son Four of my favorite foods: 1. pepperoni pizza 2. any pasta 3. fried catfish 4. filet mignon Four places I would rather be right now: 1. with "him"...he knows who he is 2. in dreamland 3. Australia 4. Talledaga Four people I think will respond: 1. Rhonda 2. Shannon 3. w

Stolen From Lewis Again....i Think I Need An Anonymous To Go To
The Deep Survey (Be completely honest or it doesn't count) [1] What's one thing that would instantly make you dislike a person? well like most people being mean of course, but I think treating my kids wrong would be even worse [2] What do you do when you need to relax? take a really long hot bath and read [3] Why do you think there is war in the world? materialistic ignorance [4] Do you think it's ok to sometimes tell white lies? not really but it happens anyway just depends really [5] Do you like things in life to stay how they are or change? Both are good. Stability means your comfortable with things, change shows you wanting to learn and grow. So either way all's good - I kept Lewis' answer because it's a good one...I completely agree [6] If someone liked you, what would be the best way to let you know? tell me straight out - I don't like games and having to guess or wonder why im getting treated a certain way same with dislike [7] What are you listen

Stolen From Sam, Via Stacie
A is for age: 29, will be 30 in Novemeber. B is for beer of choice: GUINESSr C is for career right now: I don't have one. D is for your dog's name? No DOg Of My OWn E is for essential item you use everyday Clothes F is for favorite TV show at the moment? Dexter G is for favorite game? Mind Games?...Ya'RLY! H is for Home town: Born in St Paul, MN I is for instruments you play: I wanna play the DIG! J is for favorite juice: Pear K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: Anyone who harms my circle L is for last place you ate: Ho(pizza hut) M is for marriage: Eventually, YES N is for your full name: James Robert Hill J.R. O is for overnight hospital stays: yes P is for people you were with today: My Love, and the family Q is for quote: "And when I vest my flashing sword And my hand takes hold in judgement I will take vengeance upon mine enemies And I will repay those who hase me O Lord, raise me to Thy right hand And count me a

Stolen From Jedi, Who Stole From Sam, Who Stole From Stacie
A is for age: 32... the little fucktards at work tonight were talking about how "old" their parents were and a couple of them were close to my age. B is for beer of choice: Ewww.. don't do beer. Like Smirnoff though. C is for career right now: LMAO... I'm a concession stand worker at a drive-in movie. D is for your dog's name? Emma E is for essential item you use everyday Toothpaste F is for favorite TV show at the moment? I haven't been watching much TV lately. G is for favorite game? The Movies... just rediscovered it last night. H is for Home town: Plymouth, IN I is for instruments you play: Flute J is for favorite juice: Not a big juice drinker... I like kool-aid though K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: This skanky chick who told me I needed to be committed. L is for last place you ate: Work M is for marriage: ooohh... that one's complicated... N is for your full name: Kara Michelle Peregrine O is for overnight hospital

Stolen From Sharon
A is for age: 27 B is for beer of choice: EW C is for career right now: Retail D is for your dog's name? No dog E is for essential item you use everyday Comp F is for favorite TV show at the moment? My Name is Earl G is for favorite game? GTA H is for Home town: Burdett, NY I is for instruments you play: Recorded J is for favorite juice: Orange K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: MIL L is for last place you ate: Livingroom M is for marriage: I have one N is for your full name: Robyn Marie... O is for overnight hospital stays: When I had my kids P is for people you were with today: Scott, my kids and co-workers later Q is for quote: "I have fantabulous boobs." R is for biggest regret? None S is for status: Taken (I assume that's what this question refers to) T is for time you woke up today: 6am..for no frickin reason U is for underwear you have on now: Boyshorts V is for vegetable you love: Corn

Stolen From Jennifer Etc...
A is for age: 20 B is for beer of choice: any that I'm not drinking C is for career right now: soon to be security guard D is for your dog's name? none, have a cat called Pebble though :P E is for essential item you use everyday: Bed F is for favorite TV show at the moment? Criminal Minds, or House G is for favorite game? Guitar Hero or Pro Evolution Soccer H is for Home town: Crouch End, London, England I is for instruments you play: Does Air Guitar count? J is for favorite juice: Apple or Orange with the bits left in K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: David Beckham, damn waste of space L is for last place you ate: my kitchen M is for marriage: maybe in the future N is for your full name: Lewis Adam Jones O is for overnight hospital stays: never in recent memory P is for people you were with today: Me, mum and mum's bloke Q is for quote: "Oh My God You Killed Kenny, You Bastard" R is for biggest regret? no regre

Stolen From Crystal (getting Rid Of Lewis The Middleman :p)
A is for age: 34... for a couple more weeks anyway B is for beer of choice: None. Dont drink beer C is for career right now: Materials Engineer D is for your dog's name? Not much of a dog person E is for essential item you use everyday: iPod F is for favorite TV show at the moment? Battlestar Galactica G is for favorite game? Guitar Hero H is for Home town: Dexter, MI I is for instruments you play: Clarinet, flute, sax, cornet J is for favorite juice: does lemonade count? K is for whose butt you'd like to kick: That suave guy for spending so much $$ on a website L is for last place you ate: Sbarro M is for marriage: uhhhh... next question :/ N is for your full name: Reeka Kitty :P O is for overnight hospital stays: just for my babies and the sleep studies P is for people you were with today: coworkers, kids, massage therapist :P Q is for quote: "These apples are delicious. Can all this fruit be free?" R is for biggest

Stolen Emotion
what have you done to me? a shadow of darkness as emotions crawl. once we experienced innocence, hand in hand and glad-hearted, but your love perished. a vengeful pool of darkness - emotions follow love, follow darkness, love consumed. in a storm of righteousness, i still love you. By: Chuck Reynolds (EvilHawk)

Stolen
Hornyscopes!! OK if this doesn't really paint a picture, not much will! I would have to say this is pretty close! AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 Ruling Planet: URANUS. The God of unexpected sexual twists and turns Aquarians make much better friends than lovers, but when a typical Aquarian gets some bang-bang, it's more an intellectual experience than an emotional one. Looks aren't important to Aquarians in a relationship, it's the mind and spirit of a lover that turns Aquarius on.They are very entertaining in bed and are probably the most inventive of all the signs.Mental stimulation is more important to them than physical, which means that pornography gets them hot! Aquarians are impatient and like sex to be fast and satisfying. They are very particular about hygiene and contraception and sleeping around holds little interest for them. FAVE POSITION Mutual masturbation. BEST SEX TOY A Dildo. Whether gay, straight, male or female, Aquarians will have some fun with this

Stolen From Beauty
1. Are you ready for 100 questions? Why not 2. Do you watch college football? No 3. Who will fill this survey out after you? Dunno 4. Who was the last person to send you a text message? Scott 5. Do you love anyone? Well, DUH! 6. Are you happy? Sometimes, not lately 7. Where was the last place you went shopping? Wal-Mart (white trash)

Stolen From Kristy
The Unasked Questions 70 Questions Guaranteed You've Never Answered... Would you kill your neighbor? I dunno about kill, but hurt. Their kid is annoying. Whats one word that describes your last fight? Stupid What were you doing ten minutes ago? Watching TV What's the last movie you saw? Juno (Hey, I answered this question on another survey...) What did your last text message say? Soon Who have you talked to most today? Scott Do you carve pumpkins every year? No Color of your shirt? I'm not wearing a shirt I'm always... bitchy Who's on speed dial 2? Randy, I think Whats your favorite season? Spring How are you feeling right now? Annoyed, pissed off, hurt, depressed What did you do this weekend? worked How many times have you moved? several What is the last thing you touched? the mouse & keyboard Would you do anything for someone else? Depends who they are Have you ever been called a punk? yep Was yesterday better t

Stolen From Robyn
The Unasked Questions 70 Questions Guaranteed You've Never Answered... I thought about stealing her answers too....but I didn't. Would you kill your neighbor? Nope. His life is a living hell, why would I be that kind? Whats one word that describes your last fight? Unmomentous? What were you doing ten minutes ago? Thinking "In ten minutes...I'm going to answer this question" What's the last movie you saw? The entire thing? Transformers..if it's just a part of it...porn What did your last text message say? I cannot reveal that information, it will endanger the mission Who have you talked to most today? My Love Do you carve pumpkins every year? Negatory Color of your shirt? Black, like *insert emo comment here* I'm always... Horny Who's on speed dial 2? Huh? Whats speed dial? Whats your favorite season? Spring How are you feeling right now? Firm, yet supple What did you do this weekend? worked How many times have you moved? I m

Stolen From The Guy With The Huge Asshole
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the first definition it gives you. 1)Your name?: Van -a large vehicle used to smoke pot in, drink alcohol in, or to do "the nasty" -also known as: "the shaggin' wagon" -the name "van" originated by an everything-loving hippie named van wilkie. her legacy lives on even to this day, and her afro holds more memories that you could ever know. "van wilkie could just be the most amazing hippie of our time." "who doesnt love a good gang bang in the shaggin' wagon?" 2) Nickname?: Captain Cooter/Cooter/Coot/Captain/CC -vagina 3) Relationship status? Enamored to be inspired by love 4) One of your friends? What? Word that has been whored out beyond belief. Often when ever you go into a large room and scream it, you'll be responded to by many "OKAY!"s by many people trying desperately to sound like Lil' John. "What's up, dude?" "WHAT!" "..." 5) What Should Yo

Stolen From A Thief Named Lewis
Not as easy as you might think. Now copy or forward, change the answers to suit you and pass it on. It's really hard to only use one word answers. Send it to all your friends including the person that sent it to you: 1. Where is your cell phone? vanity 2. Where is your significant other? downstairs 3. Your hair? blonde 4. Your mother? sleeping 5. Your father? bipolar 6. Your favorite thing? coke 7. Your dream last night? forgotten 8. Your dream/goal? happiness 9. Room you're in? bedroom 10. Your fear? heights 11. Where do you want to be in 6 years? dunno 12. Where were you last night? here 13. What you're not? fake 14. Muffins? yuck 15. Wish list items??? ipod 16. Where you grew up? dexter 17. The last thing you did? shouted 18. What you are wearing? nightgown 19. Your TV? plasma 20. Your pet? cat 21. Your computer? macbook 22. Your life? confusing 23. Your mood? meh 24. Missing someone? Yes 25. Your car? Prius 26. Something you're not wearing? socks 27. Yo

Stolen From My Love
Your Body's Element is Air You are competitive, assertive, and dominant. You live to win, and it really makes you angry if you lose. You are brilliant and competent. No matter what you're doing, you now your stuff. People tend to be intimidated by your intelligence. It's hard to measure up to you. Your energy tends to be: ebbing and flowing Your power color is: white What Element is Your Body?

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Stolen From Gg - Mommy Survey
How old were you when you had your first child? 28 How many children do you have? 2 What Brand Of Diapers Do/Did You Buy? Huggies Do/Did You Nurse Or Bottle Feed? Nurse - bottle fed expressed milk at daycare How Many Girls? 1 How many boys? 1 Will You Have More? Hell no... unless my situation drastically changes How Long Were You In Labor? First - 42 hours Second - 32 Did You Get An Epidural? Nope, but did have morphine via IV (scared of needles that close to my spine) Did You Have A Home Delivery? no Did You Have Your Baby at a hospital? Yes Did You Find Out The Gender Before Birth? Yes Did You have a baby shower? For the first, yes How long were you in the hospital? First - 6 days Second - 2 days Did You Have A C-Sec? No Did You Attend Lamaze Classes? Yes How Old Are Your Children Now? 6 and almost 4 Did/Do You Keep A Baby Journal? I tried to keep up with it, but I forgot to write down a lot of stuff

Stolen From My Love
What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Midland "You have a Midland accent" is just another way of saying "you don't have an accent." You probably are from the Midland (Pennsylvania, southern Ohio, southern Indiana, southern Illinois, and Missouri) but then for all we know you could be from Florida or Charleston or one of those big southern cities like Atlanta or Dallas. You have a good voice for TV and radio.The Inland North The South The West The Northeast Philadelphia Boston North Centra

Stolen From Johnny Price
A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?" He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort. He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left. The wife was curious, so she asked, "What are you doing, honey?" He shouted "I'm looking for loopholes!"

Stole From Jay.. *snickers*
Do you sleep with socks on or off: Off. Hate hot, sweaty feets Do you flip your pillow to the cold side? Billy Dee Williams cool? Well then heck yeah! :p Do you like to hold or be held? Any kind of cuddling is fine by me :) Do you want a small or big wedding? Had a big wedding, IF I ever get married again I want it small, on a secluded beach or something. What type of girls / guys do you usually go for? He has to have a sense of humor, if he can make me laugh, he's in like flynn. Also caring, honest, romantic, spontaneous and most definitely affectionate. Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy? Can't I be happy and rich? What are 3 things you want to do before you die? Travel to Europe Skydive Have children Have you ever churned Butter? No, can't say that I have. Are you trusting of new people? I used to be, but am getting less and less trusting everyday. Rate yourself as a good or bad friend on a scale from 1-10. I would sa

Stolen From Mj.
Have you ever kissed someone and never saw them again? YEAH, KIND OF AN ODD TALENT OF MINE.... Are any of your friends taller than you? I THINK ONLY A COUPLE. I'M FUCKING HUGE IN GREENVILLE!! Does it bother you when someone says they'll call you and they don't? IT'S ONE OF MY BIGGEST FUCKING PET PEEVES. Did you sing at all today? YEAH, I WAS ROCKING OUT TO SOME NEIL DIAMOND WHILE READING THIS MORNING. What was the last movie that you watched? DISTURBING BEHAVIOR, GOD THAT MOVIE ALMOST SUCKS MORE THEN TEACHING MRS.TINGLE. Do you get emotional easily? NOT REALLY. I'M EITHER BORED, HAPPY, ANGRY OR DRUNK. Have you ever made out in the backseat of a car? YEAH, AND THANKS TO IT I GOT TO HAVE PRISON SEX!!! THANKS AMENA!! LOL. Ever lost someone extremely important to you? YUP. Last time you snuck out of the house? USUALLY IT WAS THE SNEAKING BACK IN SHIT FACED THAT WAS MORE DIFFICULT. CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME. Want som

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"Traced back to 1900 BC, the Sumerian saying goes like this: "Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young women did not fart in her husband's lap" The second oldest is from 1600 BC. Said to be about a pharaoh (King Snofru) "How do you entertain a bored pharoah? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish." Dirty, really old folks!" stolen shamelessly word for word from witty screen name@ fubar. I had always figured the world's oldest joke was, "I just walked in from Mesopotamia... and boy are my legs tired!"

Stolen From Who Knows... Rate Her
Do you sleep with socks on or off: off and my right foot out of the covers Do you flip your pillow to the cold side? sometimes Do you like to hold or be held? hold Do you want a small or big wedding? Small. What type of girls / guys do you usually go for? i have no usual, but whoremaster is cute Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy? Big and Rich? happy of course What are 3 things you want to do before you die? cure my disease, help people in a third world country, give my money to friends Have you ever churned Butter? yes Are you trusting of new people? yes Rate yourself as a good or bad friend on a scale from 1-10. depends on who my friend is... i am a 9 for some people and a 1 for others If your dream was to be a model and a big opportunity came up but you had to be nude , would you do it? imposibility What is the most money you would spend on a pair of shoes? $200 If you were a crayon, what color would you be? burnt

Stolen From Charley
Do you sleep with socks on or off: OFF I cant stand things on my feet when I am sleeping Do you flip your pillow to the cold side? ALWAYS Do you like to hold or be held? both Do you want a small or big wedding? Small What type of girls / guys do you usually go for? someone with some intelligence that I can hold a serious convo with as well as joke around with too Would you rather be rich and unhappy or poor and happy? poor and happy if I am surrounded with love What are 3 things you want to do before you die? visit Australia, travel the country in an RV (ya crazy but something new daily), and stop hate crimes Have you ever churned Butter? nope Are you trusting of new people? too much Rate yourself as a good or bad friend on a scale from 1-10. 5 If your dream was to be a model and a big opportunity came up but you had to be nude , would you do it? No never What is the most money you would spend on a pair of shoes? $150 If you were a crayon

Stolen From Crystal, Again
01: Name two facts about the last person who you called? Name was Caed, he's a mate 02: It's 4 in the morning, and your phone rings.....and? erm...i'd answer it 03: What is your favorite alcoholic drink? cider 04: Where was your default picture taken? this room 05: Do you watch The Hills? Never heard of it 06: What do you currently hear right now? Thorn by Blind Guardian (and me typing) 07: What do you think your number 1 is doing right now? Watching tv, I dunno 08: What’s your favorite thing to have on your bed? Me, asleep 09: Who would be the first person to know if you got pregnant?? Some scientists, 'cause that'd be freaky 10: What's the last thing you ate? plain chocolate coated hobnob 11: Can you sleep in jeans? don't own a pair of jeans 12: What is something you just don’t understand? organised religion 13: Where were you on July 4th, 2008 ? how should I remember 14: Who was the last person you were in a car with? not been

Stolen From Stacie
It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?............... Garrett 2. 4 letter word.............................. Gunk 3. Vehicle: ...................................Gallardo (sp?) 4. City / Neighborhood: ...............Graceland 5. Boy Name: ...............................Gabe 6. Girl Name: ................................. Grace 7. Occupation: ................................Groping the talent (fluffer) 8. Something you wear:..................G-string (don't judge me) 9. Food: ..................................... Grape 10. Found in a bathroom:...........Grime 11. Reason for Being Late...........Getting a BJ 12. Somethin

Stolen From Stacie
It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?...............L (none of your business) 2. 4 letter word..............................Lawn 3. Vehicle: ...................................Lexus 4. City / Neighborhood: ...............London 5. Boy Name: ...............................Larry 6. Girl Name: .................................Liz 7. Occupation: ................................Landscaper 8. Something you wear:..................Leggings 9. Food: .....................................Lima beans 10. Found in a bathroom:...........Listerine 11. Reason for Being Late...........Lost 12. Something you shout..............LOSER!

Stolen From Van Via Stacie
t's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?............... Hill 2. 4 letter word.............................. Hoax 3. Vehicle: ...................................Hummer 4. City / Neighborhood: ...............Hollywood 5. Boy Name: ...............................Hank 6. Girl Name: ................................. Holly 7. Occupation: ................................Hacking Off 8. Something you wear:..................Horse Cock 9. Food: ..................................... Ham 10. Found in a bathroom:...........HIV 11. Reason for Being Late...........Having Gay Sex 12. Something you shout..............Holy FUCK 13. Ani

Stolen Rom Dasiy
It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?.......Stephenson 2. 4 letter word............shit 3. Vehicle: ..............Saturn 4. City / Neighborhood: ............Seattle 5. Boy Name: .................Steve 6. Girl Name: ........................Sarah 7. Occupation: .....................stripper 8. Something you wear:.............shorts 9. Food: ........................Spaghetti 10. Found in a bathroom:.......soap 11. Reason for Being Late..........sick 12. Something you shout...........Shaddup! 13. Animal:.....................Siberian Husky 14. Body part:...........................shin bone 15.Word to describe you

Stolen From Lewis
It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?............Warner 2. 4 letter word......................want 3. Vehicle: ..........................Wrangler 4. City / Neighborhood: ..............Washington DC 5. Boy Name: .........................William 6. Girl Name: ........................Wendy 7. Occupation: .......................whore (:o) 8. Something you wear:................watch 9. Food: .............................watermelon 10. Found in a bathroom:...........water, duh! 11. Reason for Being Late...........weather 12. Something you shout..............Weeeeeeeee! 13. Animal:..........................Whale 14. B

Stolen From Cc...
It's harder than it looks! *Use the 1st letter of your LAST name to answer each of the following...(*They have to be real places, names, things...nothing made up!) Use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. (WHICH BY THE WAY IS HARD IF YOU ALREADY READ THEIR ANSWERS) You CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl. 1. What is your last name?............... H****n (i am not telling you people that..) 2. 4 letter word.............................. hats 3. Vehicle: ...................................Honda 4. City / Neighborhood: ...............Hackberry 5. Boy Name: ...............................harlen 6. Girl Name: ................................. hannah 7. Occupation: ................................health inspector 8. Something you wear:..................hat 9. Food: ..................................... hot dog *gag* 10. Found in a bathroom:...........hair brush 11. Reason for Being Late...........heat stroke 12

Stolen From Mel....what Piercing Are You?
You Are a Tongue Piercing You are a very naturally sexy person. People can't help but notice you. Part of what makes you sexy is your deep sensuality. You enjoy indulging all five senses. You are hedonistic and a total pleasure seeker. You're all about what feels good. You give in easily to temptation, which gets you (and your accomplices) in trouble. Despite your lack of self control, you are popular and well liked. You flirt with everyone. You are happy to live in the moment. If it gives you in trouble, so what? Better to enjoy life now! What Piercing Are You?

Stolen From Philemon...and He Isn't Even A Friend :p
1. Go to photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type the answer to your question in the "search" box 3. Pick from pictures on the first page only What is your name? OH DEAR GOD NO!!! What is your relationship status? What is your favorite color? What kind of car do you drive? Who is your celebrity crush? What are you listening to? What is your favorite tv show? What kind of phone do you have? What is something you do a lot? Whats your favorite character? Whats your favorite dessert? Whats your favorite non alcoholic drink? Whats your favorite alcoholic drink?

Stolen From Van Via Philemon
1. Go to photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type the answer to your question in the "search" box 3. Pick from pictures on the first page only What is your name? What is your relationship status? What is your favorite color? What kind of car do you drive? Who is your celebrity crush? What are you listening to? What is your favorite tv show? What kind of phone do you have? What is something you do a lot? Whats your favorite character? Whats your favorite dessert? Whats your favorite non alcoholic drink?

Stolen From Your Mom
1. Go to photobucket.com (don't sign in) 2. Type the answer to your question in the "search" box 3. Pick from pictures on the first page only What is your name? What is your relationship status? What is your favorite color? What kind of car do you drive? Who is your celebrity crush? What are you listening to? What is your favorite tv show? What kind of phone do you have? What is something you do a lot? Whats your favorite character? Whats your favorite dessert? Whats your favorite non alcoholic drink? Whats your favorite alcoholic drink?

Stolen From Radio X Show
1. What is your last name?............... H____ 2. 4 letter word..............................Hell 3. Vehicle: ................................... Honda Accord 4. City / Neighborhood: ............... Honolulu 5. Boy Name: ...............................Henry 6. Girl Name: .................................Hilda 7. Occupation: ................................Horticulturist 8. Something you wear:..................Hat 9. Food: .....................................Ham 10. Found in a bathroom:...........Hair Dryer 11. Reason for Being Late...........(bad) Hair Day 12. Something you shout..............HEYGETOFFMYLAWNYOUPUNK 13. Animal:.........................................Hippopotamus 14. Body part:...........................................Hand 15. Word to describe yourself..............Hyper 16. Movie .................................................Home Alone 17. Relative ........................................Heather (cousin) 18. Toy.

Stolen From My Sis...♥ Steph
Ask any adult and they'll tell you that men and women are different in many ways (beyond the obvious physical differences!). Emotionally, men and women often have different needs. Our challenges in understanding the needs of the opposite sex have made books like "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus" bestsellers. Let's take a look, then, at a few things tips on how to successfully romance a woman --- from a woman's perspective. *Compliments* Compliments are a little like frosting – too slick, and they slide right off. Too thick, and they're sickening. But a cake without frosting is a little sad; and a woman without compliments may feel the same way. A good compliment can make a woman feel truly appreciated and loved. What then differentiates a "good" compliment from a bad one? Here are a few factors: .. .. • Sincerity – women like to know that they can trust a man. We like to hear compliments that are clear and specific, that come from the heart. Most women would rathe

Stolen From Mel
Custom Keirsey Temperament Report for: Erika Your Keirsey Temperament Sorter Results indicates that your personality type is that of the Guardian Guardians are the cornerstone of society, for they are the temperament given to serving and preserving our most important social institutions. Guardians have natural talent in managing goods and services--from supervision to maintenance and supply -- and they use all their skills to keep things running smoothly in their families, communities, schools, churches, hospitals, and businesses. Guardians can have a lot of fun with their friends, but they are quite serious about their duties and responsibilities. Guardians take pride in being dependable and trustworthy; if there's a job to be done, they can be counted on to put their shoulder to the wheel. Guardians also believe in law and order, and sometimes worry that respect for authority, even a fundamental sense of right and wrong, is being lost. Perhaps this is why Guardians honor cus

Stolen From Dee
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are very passionate and quite temperamental. While you can be moody, you always crave comfort. You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. You feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you as a bit small and insignificant. People pay more attention to you than you think. Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Stolen From Giggity Who Stole It From Dee
What Your Soul Really Looks Like You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget. You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not want to hear the truth from you, but they're going to get it. You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself. Your near future is all about change, but in very small steps. The end of the journey looks far, but it's much closer than you realize. For you, falling in love is all about flirting and feeling playful. You couldn't fall in love with someone who took life too seriously. Inside the Room of Your Soul

Stolen From Mclovin
Go to www. urbandictionary. com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. 1) Your name?: Laurie An incredibly attractive strawberry blond with hazel green eyes. She is thoughtful and caring. She has a body to die for. She is so sexy that every guy wants her but only one guy can have her. Damn that girl Laurie is so hot I would give anything just to make her mine. 2) Your age?: 22 A .22 caliber handgun 3) One of your friends?: Melissa Melissa is a Greek name. In Greek, it means "honey bee." In Persian, it means "red rose." The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete." In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey 4) What should you be doing? homework Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture,

Stolen From Natalie
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!Here is how you matched up against all the levels:LevelScorePurgatory (Repenting Believers)Very LowLevel 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very LowLevel 2 (Lustful)Very HighLevel 3 (Gluttonous)Very HighLevel 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Very HighLevel 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very HighLevel 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Moderate

Stolen From Lynne's Stash! Tff!!
A.A.A.D.D ( Don't laugh. You know it's U) Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full. So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only 1 check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I

Stolen From Whoremaster
46 ODD Things about Me 1) Favorite objects in your room? BOB 2) Have you ever drank tequila? yeppers 3) Do you own guns?? nope... 4) What flavor do you add to your drink at sonic?...... I love the pineapple shakes and cherry limeaide 5) Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? no, I get sexy... my gyno is HOTTTTT 6) What do you think of hot dogs? I like Brats but not hot dogs... go figure 7) Favorite song? ummm, about 10 Nine Inch Nails songs could fall in that category

Stolen From Crystal
Did you know?..."Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, Thinking about or having an erect penis. Did you know?...According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular. Did you know?..In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them. Did you know?...Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm. Did you know?... The average shelf-life of a latex condom Is about two years. Did you know?... 14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once. Did you know?... According to a U.S. Market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 When it was 34B. Did you know?..."Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl o

Stolen From Sherry
What Your Name Says About You Your name says that you are mostly: Passionate but flighty Your name also says you are: Fiery but unbalanced Artistic but extreme Intuitive but high strung What Does Your Name Say About You?

Stole From Cappy Shhhhh Lol ;)
Those Carolina Girls... Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives' duties. The first man had married a Woman from Iowa and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man had married a woman from Illinois .. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl from North Carolina . He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, and the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the sw

Stolen From Queenie
ok stole from Queenie but, she is a good girl so mine has to be nsfw***************************** Do you get high a lot? naa, i prefer to just shoot heroin, jk yeesh i am nutty enough just add water. Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? do the words fuck yes mean any thing? Where are your siblings? fucked if i know, somewhere with thier heads up thier arses.......just saying Your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say? fuck directly and completely off lmao Last person you texted? Ls Do you have a bestfriend? kinda sorta in a wierd kinda not really, yes i do way.....Queenie How many pillows do you sleep with? with? i have 6 on my bed, but i need to get to know them a little better before i sleep with them. What kind of shirt are you wearing? superman lol Do you like cuddling?R

Stolen From Stacie
What was the highlight of your day? Still waiting for it. Who has texted you today? I don't have a cell Besides your mouth, where is your favorite spot to get kissed? Uuuuuhhh....? How did you feel when you woke up? Sad Name something great that happened Friday? Absolutely nothing When was the last time you saw your father? Yesterday Do you like your life as of now? No, but I see great potential and I hope Do you wish someone would call or text you right now? Always, but not just anyone..someone Do you regret doing something in the past week? Yup Have you ever been kissed by a person that's name starts with J? Hasn't everyone? Do you drink coffee? Nope Do you crack your knuckles? Yeah What were you doing 20 minutes ago? Playing poker Does anyone call you babe or baby? Yes, but I ask them not to Last thing you drank? Mt. Dew (Y) What were you doing yesterday at midnight? Watching cheesy kung-fu What can't you wait for? Win

Stolen From Crystal - Sex Survey
Do you like sex rough or sensual? Depends on her mood Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? Opposite only How often do you like to have sex? As often as possible, I can never get enough.. Is sex a top priority for you? Not even close Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Most of the time How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? Used to, but don't anymore How do you do you feel about one night stands? Not for me How many one night stands have you had? I don't remember What's your favorite position? Girl on top Where's your favorite place to have sex? Anywhere I shouldn't, and might get caught Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Making love Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Yeah How long do u usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? As long as it takes Do you get off first or do they? She always does. Most of the time I don't at all Do you like kissing during sex?

Stolen From Cc And Crystal
Do you like sex rough or sensual? that depends... Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? Or both? both How often do you like to have sex? as often as i can.. which isn't often LOL Is sex a top priority for you? nope Do you have sex face to face with your partner? sometimes How often do you have wild crazy sex with a complete stranger? never been into the complete stranger thing... most of the people i slept with i have KNOWN How do you do you feel about one night stands? done it.. but with people i knew... not strangers. How many one night stands have you had? a couple What's your favorite position face down ass up? Where's your favorite place to have sex? i... i dunno actually... Do you prefer to make love or fuck? depends on my mood... Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Yeah How long do u usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? depends on the mood again.. Do you get off first or do they? me.. hopefully

Stolen From Some Crazy Wanna-be Superhero
Be honest no matter what! [ZERO] Who was your last text from? My Love [ONE] Where was your default pic taken? The living room [TWO] Do you love the last person you kissed? With all my heart [THREE] Your relationship status? Forever broken [FOUR] Have you ever lost a close friend? No [FIVE]What is your current mood? If you felt a tenth of my sadness, you would weep for eternity [SIX] What's your brother's name? What makes you assume I have one? [SEVEN ] What's your favorite color(s)? Green. That's why I always delete my profile :p [EIGHT] Where do you wish you were right now? In the arms of my lost Love [NINE] Have you ever been in trouble with the cops? Yes [TEN] Ever had a near death experience? Actually I've had many. I've lost track of how many times I've almost died [ELEVEN] Something you do a lot? Lately: cry [TWELVE] Angry at anyone? Frustrated, yes. Angry...never again [THIRTEEN] What's stopping you

Stolen From Allah Or Jedi.. Or Goatse... Whoever You Know Him As
Bang or Pass? There is at least one person on your list that wants to bang the hell out of you. So lets play the Bang or Pass! game. The rules are simple... if you want to bang the person who has last commented, post "bang it" and if you wouldn't, comment that you'd "pass" You have to answer for me first! let the fun begin?

Stolen From Stacie
What happened at 9:00 am today? Uhm...morning wood Whats your current problem? Letting go of the one thing I never wanted to lose Have you learned something new this week? Yes, and I'm grateful for that The last food you ate? Weinersnitzel (only, spelled correctly) Are you excited about anything today? No, I have nothing to be excited about. Something you do when you are mad or upset? Act rashly and make mistakes Do you delete people off your Fubar? You can delete people? :o Did you cry at all today? Yes.... Is there something you want to tell someone? Yes, but it's been said to death Do you miss someone? Only when my heart beats Do you use an alarm clock? Nah Do you trust anyone? No. Well, yes. Well, no. Well...I don't know What were you doing at 5 in the morning? Debating sleeping What is the last thing you got in trouble for with your parents? I have no clue What are you listening to? My cat purr Who was the last girl you t

Stolen From Mel
Outcast Genius 87 % Nerd, 57% Geek, 70% Dork For The Record: A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia. A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one. A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions. You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius. Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society wants of them, and they just don't care! They are highly intelligent and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it can on occassion (and if it does then they know more than all of their friends combined in that subject). Outcast geniuses can be very lonely, due to their being outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be

Stolen From (believe It Or Not) Allah
The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD) Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet. We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what. On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold. More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but som

Stolen From Iced Earth
Your Spiritual Number is Six You bring communication and empathy into people's lives. You are very open and understanding. You can accept difficult people. Right now, your life is about being understood. You have trouble with your own vulnerability. You end up playing the role of therapist in relationships, and it's hard to get people to ask about you. You will take time out for those you love, even if you don't have much time. You can't help but be nurturing. You are very responsible and ethical. You deliver on your promises. What's Your Spiritual Number? Yeah...I'd agree with that

Stolen From Sho
our Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

Stolen From Moet
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

Stolen From Cant Sleep/moet
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

Stolen! Do Meeeee
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

Stolen From Tawnya
Your Name: Age: Favorite position: 1. Do you think I'm cute?. 2. Would you have sex with me? 3. lights on or off? 4. Would you have to be drunk? 5.Would you take a shower with me? 6.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 7.Would you leave after or stay the night? 8.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 9.Condom or skin? 10. Have sex on the first date? 11.Would you kiss me during sex? 12.Do you think I would be good in bed? 13. Would you use me as a booty call? 14.Can I use you as a booty call? 15.Can we take pictures of the act? 16.How long would we have sex? 17.Would you tell your friends about me? 18.Would you want me for a b/f , g/f or friend? 19.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? 20. One thing that you would like to do to me if you were alone with me?

Stolen From Stacie
Dear YOU, I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when you smacked my ass outside of your office and I saw you pull the clothes off of the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're frostbitten enough to understand that you need a sex change. I'm returning our matching Snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep your neighbor's dog as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo. Best of luck on the sex change, Me Here's how it works. Dear , I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2) (3) and I saw you (4) (5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).

Stoled From Crystal
TAG YOU'RE IT! If you opened it, you have to do it. Then, send it back to the person who sent it to you and the rest of your friends! Two names you go by: 1. Cooter 2. CC Two things you are wearing right now: 1. Sheets 2. My heart on my sleeve Two of your favorite things to do: 1. learn 2. Think Two favorite pets you have had/have: 1. My first cat George 2. Izzy (purebred rotty and GORGEOUS) Two people who will answer this 1. ? 2. Someone who doesn't have much else to do?? Two things you ate today: 1. Chicken 2. That's it Two people you last talked to: 1. Alana 2. Numbers Plans you have for tomorrow: 1. Look for a 3rd job 2. Secrets Two longest car rides: 1. new york n back 2. Alaska and back Two favorite holidays: 1. Thanksgiving 2. New Years Two favorite beverages: 1. Water 2. mt dew Two TV shows you enjoy: 1. Heroes 2. That's all I watch

Stolen From Crys
Take this survey if you openly talk about sex What is it that you absolutely need sexually? physical connection What is something you have always wanted to try? i tried the stuff i wanted to try so i don't know! What is something you have never done in bed before? i dunno What time of day do you like to have sex? Any What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? i don't have a specific turn on How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? depends... If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? don't care so much Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? Nope Have you ever faked an orgasm? yup What Part of your body are you self-conscious about? all over Do you have any sexual regrets? Nope If a lover cheated on you would you take them back? depends How Important is sex in your life? pretty important.. How Important is love in your life? import

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Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? ME: Sherry UD: Sherry a confused young girl who has no idea what the hell she doing. Girl: You are such a sherry! you can't love two guys at once. 2) Whats your age? ME:41 UD:41 A good looking or HOT, female. Used as a code so others will not know what you are talking about. Look at that 41 behind us or thats a 41 at the door. 3) Name one of your friends? ME: Ashley UD: Ashley a bad ass motherfucker who who won't take no shit off of nobody that girl is about to get the Ashley knocked out of her 5) Whats you favorite color? ME: purple UD: purple Extremely potent marijuana, specifically marijuana buds that have a purple hue to them. Also accompanied by a fragant, usually fruity smell and mad perma-grin. Yo, you gotta come over and smoke, boy! I got the purple! 6) What is the name of th

Stoleded From Mclovin
Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? annie: greek name: (meaning) gorgeous, kindhearted, rebelious, gentle towards others. ANTHRAX (best definition EVER!) Awesome metal band. Even if you don't know who they are you probably know of Scott Ian, the band's lead guitarist and backup vocalist -- he is usually a commentator on VH1 programs. 2) Whats your age? 18 The age where an American can: 1. Legally buy pornography 2. Legally buy cigarettes 3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos 4. Legally be concidered an adult 5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law 6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in ... but still cannot buy alcohol. 3) Name one of your friends? Claudia Claudia is a feminine gender name. The origin is Latin and derives from Claudius, meaning lame, disabled. 4. Favorite pet name for your lover? Dorkface

Stolen From Amy
Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary.com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. 1) Whats your name? ME: James UD: James Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them. "Oh Yeah, he's definately a James" 2) Whats your age? ME: 30 UD: 30 A 30 pack 12 oz cans of beer. Can you get a 30? I want to get wasted tonight. Don't even bother with the longnecks. (All examples from Rick Ross' Hustlin) 3) Name one of your friends? ME: Brandy UD: Brandy A type of alcohol, usually 80 proof, that is distilled from wine or fermented fruit. It is commonly used in cocktails and as a cooking ingredient. Several high-end brands are available and have been recently popularized in lavish hip-hop culture, such as Cognac and Ouzo. Also, brandy can be used as a verb, which is to mix or add brandy to s

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from the homo. Under each question, answer it, then go to urbandictionary. com and put the VERY FIRST definition that comes up. ONE) What's your name? ME: Erik UD: erik The heterosexual way of spelling the name Eric. The name implies many meanings: -awesome beyond comparison (adj.) -stunningly handsome and suave (adj.) -able to attract large numbers of women without using any effort (verb) -able to do all things exceedingly well (verb) Wow! That pass was freaking erik! TWO) What's your age? ME: 23 UD: 23 The greatest number of all time. Reasons why: It is... 1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3. 2. Michael Jordan's number. 3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan. 4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg. 5. the angle between the earth's magnetic and rotational axis. 6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude. 7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23

Stolen This Ha Ha Ha
Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of thefollowing questions. They have to be real places, names, things. Nothing madeup! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. 1. What is your name: Chandra 2. A 4 Letter Word: Cant 3. A Boys Name: Cory 4. A Girls Name: Cassandra 5. An Occupation: Co-owner 6. A Color: Candy apple red 7. Something you wear:Chlothes ha ha 8. A Beverage: Cranberry juice 9. A Food: Cotton Candy 10.Something in the bathroom:Curling Iron 11.A place: Canada 12. A reason for being late: Cant get car to start 13. Something you shout:Cu*t

Stolen From Cooter Van Captainson.
A - Available: No. - Age: 28. - Annoyance: stupid people [yes, Van! death to them all] - Animal: Face eater is my dog. B - Beer: Liquor! - Birthday: June 10th. - Best Friend(s): I'm lucky I'm love with my best friend. ♫ - Body Part on opposite sex: Eyes. - Best feeling in the world: Laughing until tears are streaming down my homoface. - Blind or Deaf: Twat? I cunt see at night very well these days. - Best weather: Autumn. - Been on stage?: I've graced one on a few occasions. - Believe in Magic: I certainly do. - Believe in Santa: I believe in a child's right to believe. - Been in Love: I am at this very moment. - Been bitched out?: Ho yes. - Believe in yourself?: I try to. Some days are harder than others. - Believe in life on other planets: Sure. - Believe in miracles: Absotively, posilutely. - Believe in Satan: He's there. - Believe in Ghosts/spirits: I have an open mind. C - Candy: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Swedish Fish. Milky Ways. - Color(s): M

Stolen From C.a.m.
A - Available: Nopes - Age: almost 27 - Annoyance: People - Animal: Sure am B - Beer: Nope, I don't drink - Birthday: March 2nd - Best Friend(s): Olga - Body Part on opposite sex: Eyes, Neck, Shoulders - Best feeling in the world: Having an O - Blind or Deaf: Deaf. - Best weather: Late Spring - Been on stage?: Yes, for a job - Believe in Magic: No - Believe in Santa: No, I hate him - Been in Love: Yes - Been bitched out?: Ofcourse - Believe in yourself?: No - Believe in life on other planets: Yes - Believe in miracles: No - Believe in Satan: No, but he believes in me - Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Sorta C - Candy: Trouffles - Color(s): Dusty rose. - Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla - Chinese/Mexican: Chexican. - Cake or pie: Cake - Continent to visit: Europe (again) - Cheese: Colby Jack or Havarti - Car: Honda Civic '98. - Cried in school: Yeah - Clothing Style: leather, lace, anything tight fitting, with ruffles, and heels. D - Day or Night: Night -

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The Five Word Survey (you can only answer using 5 words or less) How are you feeling at this very moment?: Bored as per usual How old are you?: twe nty on e Give one good reason why your life is worth living?: Have whole life ahead If you knew that you only had one day left to live how would you spend it?: treat my family What are your parents like?: Dad Dead, Mum the greatest Who is your best friend?: Shaun/Richard Who do you love?: Everyone (almost) What is your favorite ride at a carnival?: Dodgems. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?: Future holds many surprises What is your favorite swear word?: Fuck. Obviously. Or blasphemes actually Do you believe in life after death?: Don't wanna think of that Where would you like to go on vacation?: Good ole USA Define Love.: Different for us all Define hate.: Unnecessary but often felt Define beauty.: Again, different for us all

Stolen From Amy :p
In 1978 (the year you were born) Jimmy Carter is president of the US US Senate votes to turn over the Panama Canal to Panama on December 31, 1999 Israel and Egypt reach a peace settlement at the Camp David Accords The US and mainland China announce that they will restore full diplomatic relations Members of Jim Jones' People's Temple commit mass suicide in Guyana Pope John Paul II becomes the first non-Italian pope in centuries Ted Bundy is captured in Florida The first computer bulletin board system is created Garfield debuts in newspapers Ashton Kutcher, Kobe Bryant, Usher, Clay Aiken, and Nelly Furtado are born New York Yankees win the World Series Dallas Cowboys win Superbowl XII Montreal Canadiens win the Stanley Cup Saturday Night Fever and Grease are the top grossing films "Night Fever" by the Bee Gees spends the most time at the top of the US charts Diff'rent Strokes and Mork & Mindy premiere

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A - Available: for a relationship? no. - Age: 27 - Annoyance: the obtuse - Animal: kitty, kitty B - Beer: fuck, can't - Birthday: sept 26 - Best Friend(s): evan - Body Part on opposite sex: hands, lips, eyes, hip bones, bellybutton - Best feeling in the world: new socks - Blind or Deaf: blind. i must have music - Best weather: cool fall days with the windows up and the breeze blowing in - Been on stage?: a couple times - Believe in Magic: not really. - Believe in Santa: i am santa. - Been in Love: sure. - Been bitched out?: a couple, few times - Believe in yourself?: in most situations - Believe in life on other planets: it's possible. - Believe in miracles: evan is my miracle. - Believe in Satan: no - Believe in Ghosts/spirits: i have no proof, but i am curious. C - Candy: yes please and lots of it - Color(s): green, black - Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla - Chinese/Mexican: Mexican - Cake or pie: *sigh* can't - Continent to visit: europe - Cheese: can't

Stolen From Stacie
Can you take this without deleting or fibbing on any questions? You bet your sweet ass I can Were you going out with the last person you kissed? Yes Who was the last person to comment you? Tharna Does anything on your body hurt? My knee Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Does myself count? If not, probably Numbers What are you listening to right now? The blessed sound of silence What's the cd in your player? Nothing Anything annoying you right now? Yes Did you have plans today? Yes I did. What was the best thing that happened today? Nothing at all. What can't you wait for? Death Name lyrics from the song you're playing: No music right now Is this the best year of your life? It has only begun, but no...not yet Can you count to ten in

Stolen From Razza
Can you take this without deleting or fibbing on any questions? As sure as my name's Jack Bauer... Were you going out with the last person you kissed? We're not exclusive, but I luvs her... Who was the last person to comment you? KINS! Does anything on your body hurt? My head, damn dramas... Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? The voices in my head. What are you listening to right now? Ghosts by NIN What's the cd in your player? cd player? O.o lol.

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Questions --- (1) Is there someone on ur top friends u would like to have sex with? Yes (2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? yes, yes and yes (3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke? no (4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? nope (5) Shower or bath while having sex? neither, water interferes with the motion (6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? either/or (7) Do you love someone in your friends list? Most definately (8) Love or Money? little of both (9) Credit cards or cash? cash (10) Have you ever wanted a best friend? Have had one for the last 5 years. (11) Camping or a 5 star hotel? Camping=pretending ur homeless 5-star hotel=Aaahhhhh, room service please!! (12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? in the car.. but that's not weird (13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)? if I were feeling particularly adventurous.. mayb

Stolen From Curviliciousbbw Bulletin! Must Read
A Dog Named Faith This is a story about a dog who was born on Christmas Eve in 2002. He was born with 3 legs - 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated. He of course could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him. He was rejected and scorned. By curvaliciousbbw at 2009-02-16 His first owner also did not think that he could survive. Therefore, he was thinking of putting him to sleep.. At this time, his present owner Jude Stringfellow came into his life and wanted to take care of him. She was determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself. She thought, all we need is a little faith. In the beginning, she put Faith on a surf board to let him feel the movements of the water. Later she used peanut butter on a spoon as a lure and to reward him for standing up and jumping around. Even the other dogs at home helped to encourage him to walk. Amazingly, after only 6 months, like a miracle, Faith learned to bala

Stolen From Kara: Revised
1. YOUR REAL NAME: Matt Frihart 2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mother and father's middle names) marie lawrence 3. NASCAR NAME (first name of your mother's dad; father's dad) fred arthur 4. STAR WARS NAME (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first name) frima 5. DETECTIVE NAME (favorite color, favorite animal) black koi 6. SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, town where you were born) micheal watertown 7. SUPERHERO NAME (second fav color, fave drink, add 'the' to the beginning) The blue bud light 8. FLY NAME (first two letters of your first name, last two letters of your last name) mart 9. ROCK STAR NAME (current pet's name, current street name) suzie meadowlark 10. PORN NAME (first pet, street you grew up on) casper forsythe 11. GANGSTA NAME (first three letters of your real name, plus izzle) Matizzle 12. GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black jack 13. STRIPPER NAME (favorite perfum

Stole This From Sherry
nice...... You Are FAIL You love the internet, but it sometimes gets on your nerves. How can so much of humanity be so stupid? Wait, you don't even want to know. While there are some good aspects to being online, you can't help but notice there's so much fail. You liked the internet so much more in the good old days... before all the idiots found out about it! What Internet Slang Are You?

Stolen From Deacon
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? To orgasm What is something you have always wanted to try? MMF 3some What is something you have never done in bed before? Taken a shower What time of day do you like to have sex? Night time What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Epidermis How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? 1.3 seconds If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? If it's anyone but kids or relatives, then excited. Would you go down on your bf/gf under a restaurant table? Sure Where would you have sex in public? Theme park Would you ever have sex while at work? Sure Would you have sex in the dressing room of a department store? My job is the dressing room maybe I could get away with it. Would you have sex in the rain? Of course What is the highest number of orgasms you have had in one sex romp? Oh God...close to 10? How many do

Stolen From Lil Spicey Southern Belle
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? Passion. Don't fake it, show me what ya want. What is something you have always wanted to try? Heh. Pretty much done what I wanted, now just want a great lover/great friend. What is something you have never done in bed before? Anything that is even NEAR the realm of gheyness... What time of day do you like to have sex? I'm a guy, what'cha think?!? What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? Her eyes flutter... (yeah, I said "flutter"...) How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? Honestly, I'm a gentleman... her hand needs to make the first move. And then, it's ON. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? Depends who it is. Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river? Love it when guys check out my gf... Have you ever faked an orgasm? Believe it or not, guys do this too... What Part of your body are you self-consc

Stolen But Loved...
the last gunfighter ballad The old gunfighter on the porch stared into the sun and relived the days of living by the gun when deadly games of pride were played and living was mistakes not made and the thought of the smell of the black powder smoke and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke Ah, the smell of the black powder smoke and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke It's always keep your back to the sun and he can almost feel the weight of the gun it's faster than snakes or the blink of an eye and it's a time for all slow men to die and his eyes get squinty and his fingers twitch and he empties the gun at the son of a bitch and he's hit by the smell of the black powder smoke and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke hit by the smell of the black powder smoke and the stand in the street at the turn of a joke Now the burn of a bullet is only a scar he's back in his chair in front of the bar and the streets are empty and the blood's all dried

Stolen From Ninjadorkface ♥
RULES: 1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle. 2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. 3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF The Good Left Undone - Rise Against WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? What Do We Know? - Thousand Foot Krutch HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Let It Be - The Beatles WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Completely - Art of Dying IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY? I Don't Care - Apocalyptica WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Swim - Jack's Mannequin WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Breaking Inside - Shinedown WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? Love Hurts - Incubus WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT? Here to Blame - Incura WHAT IS 2 + 2? Wonder Why - Rides Again WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? Save Me - Forty Foot Echo WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? You Don't Know - Milow WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Lucky - Jason Mraz (&hea

Stolen From Sasquatch Who Stoled It From Sherry Who Stoled It Fromper
1]How tall are you barefoot? 5'11" 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? No 3] Do you own a gun? Yes. 4] Rehab? no 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? yes 6] What do you think of your friends? They are great but thankfully not many are as crazy as me. 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? silent night 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Water sometimes coffee 9] Do you do push-ups? No, used to though 10] Have you ever done ecstacy? no 11] Are you vegetarian? haha umm NO 12] Do you like painkillers? No , I hate taking any medication 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? hmmm I dont flirt offline so umm nothing 14] Do you own a knife? Alot of knifes 15] Do you have A.D.D. Nope. 16] Date Of Birth? May 8th 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: I wish I wasn't sick right now I had a great day Thankgod the kids are all asleep time to relax 18] Name the last 3 thi

Stolen Ffrom Bounty
1]How tall are you barefoot? 5'7" 2] Have you ever smoked heroin? Not yet but day is still young 3] Do you own a gun? no cause i'd be in prison 4] Rehab? i'm not a quitter 5] Do you get nervous before "meeting the parents"? yep 6] What do you think of your friends? love them 7] What's your favorite Christmas song? grandma got run over by a reindeer 8] What do you prefer to drink in the morning? starbucks vente mocha twist frap 9] Do you do push-ups? pfft no thats why im so soft 10] Have you ever done ecstacy? many times LOVE IT 11] Are you vegetarian? nope 12] Do you like painkillers? too much 13] What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? all it takes is "ya wanna fuck" works like a charm 14] Do you own a knife? der COOKING 15] Do you have A.D.D. what? 16] Date Of Birth? 6-5-1970 17] Top 3 thoughts at this exact moment: sex painkillers and bountys hands 18] Name the last 3 things y

Stolen From Sherry.
1. What is your best friends name? Prinny 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? blueish-gray 3. What are you listening to right now? She's Always in my hair - Prince 4. Whats your favorite number? 143 5. What was the last thing you ate? tacos 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? blue, just blue 7. How is the weather right now? clear and warm 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? billyboy 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Hair 10. Do you have a significant other? yes 11. Favorite TV show? Big Love 12. Siblings? 2 Brothers 13. Height? 6' 14. Hair color? brown 15. Eye Color? blue 16. Do you wear contacts? No. 17. Favorite Holiday? thanksgiving. 18. Month? October. 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? I sure i had a reason. 20. What was the last movie you watched? nights of rodanthe. 21. Favorite Day of the Year? October 14th. 22. Are you too shy to a

Stolen From Ads
1. What is your best friends name? Ben 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? im not wearing any 3. What are you listening to right now? an episode of suspense on otr 4. Whats your favorite number? 13 5. What was the last thing you ate? cherry pie last night 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? a rainbow!! 7. How is the weather right now? bitch ass cold 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? max 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hands 10. Do you have a significant other? yes 11. Favorite TV show? dexter 12. Siblings? 2 Brothers 3 sisters 13. Height? 5'7" 14. Hair color natural? i have no idea 15. Eye Color? blue 16. Do you wear contacts? No. 17. Favorite Holiday? christmas 18. Month? june 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? i had a reason im sure 20. What was the last movie you watched? the bucket list 21. Favorite Day of the Year? i dunno 22. A

Stolen From Anna Molly....
1. What is your best friends name? David and JohnX 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? Black n Pink 3. What are you listening to right now? A haunting 4. Whats your favorite number? 13 5. What was the last thing you ate? Fortune cookie 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? Pink 7. How is the weather right now? Cold and Sunny 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Josh 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes and mouth 10. Do you have a significant other? Nope 11. Favorite TV show? Ncis and Criminal Minds 12. Siblings? nope i am the one and only 13. Height? 5'10'' 14. Hair color brown 15. Eye Color? Dark brown 16. Do you wear contacts? No. 17. Favorite Holiday? Halloween 18. Month? October 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? I cry for a reason 20. What was the last movie you watched? Pineapple Express 21. Favorite Day of the Year? March 28 22

Stolen From Shawty
1. What is your best friends name? Olga 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? peach colored 3. What are you listening to right now? silence 4. Whats your favorite number? 7 5. What was the last thing you ate? cheesesticks and candy 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? poopy brown 7. How is the weather right now? Raining 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? PayPal customer service 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyebrows, neck, nose 10. Do you have a significant other? Dougie 11. Favorite TV show? The Office 12. Siblings? step sister, who is half Russian half Panaman and starred in Mexican soaps 13. Height? 5'2 without heels 14. Hair color Always brown 15. Eye Color? very dark brown, almost black 16. Do you wear contacts? No 17. Favorite Holiday? Halloween 18. Month? October 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? Yes, out of frustration; which is a reason

Stolen From 9987
It makes you think! Rules: It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, & enter yours. Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real... nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Have Fun! 1. What is your name: Jaicen 2. A four letter word: Jazz 3. A boy's name: Jebus 4. A girl's name: Jazzmine 5. An occupation: Juggalo.......killer. 6. A colour: Juicy red 7. Something you wear: Jock strap 8. A food: Juicy Fruit 9. Something found in the bathroom: Jai's aftershave 10. A place: Jalepeno Ranch 11. A reason for being late: Jumped by midget gangstas 12. Something you shout: JOW!!! 13. A movie title: "Just In Time" 14. Something you drink: Jew Energy Drink 15. A musical group: Jazztastic Mummettes 16. An animal: Jai

Stolen From Anna Molly
7......things about you....by me 1. what is the oldest thing in your fridge? soysauce, don't use it much. 2. what is your favorite brand of deoderant? Burberry Touch 3. name one thing about you that not many people know. I have a scar on my ass from fallin on a cactus while running away from home in the 8th grade. 4. what is your worst habit? a foul mouth 5. who has saved you life in anyway in the past year? in the last year...hmmm saved my life might be a little strong, but prinny made me realize how good a person i am.;) (edited) 6. who is a major influence in the way you live your life? Mr. Copeland my HS art teacher 7. what do you think your biggest weakness is? Communication.

Stole From Spicey Meowwwwww
Have you had a girlfriend or boyfriend? in my life? well yea I have had both Have you had your birthday? Nope in SEPT yay Been to church? every sunday Cried yet? To many times to count Had someone close to you pass away? No. KNOCK ON WOOD. Pulled an all nighter? No im to old for that shit. Drank starbucks? I'm a DD girl myself Gone shopping? Kinda Gone to the movies? I love going! So, yes. Been to the beach? Cant wait till boat weather Bought something for over 100 dollars? yep Met someone new? Every day on fubar... Been out of your home state? last june Gone snowboarding/sking? Nope In The Past Month... Kissed someone? just my kid lol Slept in a friend's bed? Nope. Snuck someone over? Nah I don't play that game. Snuck out of your own house? Not me Been in a bar? Ohh yes. Lied? Sure. I told my kid that the tooth fairy is real lol.. sticking with Spicey's answer Gotten a car? not yet Gone over your cell

Stolen From Kloverlynn
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take it RULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks! LAST PERSON YOU.... [1] Who was the last person you texted? Jay [2] You were in the car with? Hubby & kids [3] Went to the mall with? Hubby [4] Person you talked on the phone with? Hubby [5] You messaged/commented on Fubar? Messaged...some greenie..commented..hubby T/F Only answer with True or False Q:Kissed some one on your top friends? True Q: Been searched By Cops? True Q: Been suspended from school? False Q: Sat on a roof top? True Q: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? True Q: Broken a bone? False Q: Have shaved your head? False Q: Played a prank on someone? very true Q: Had/have a gym membership? False Q: Shot a gun? False Q: Donated Blood? False WOULD YOU RATHER: [1] Eat or drink? they kinda go together [2] Be seriou

Stole From Asb
...it's a long one... 1. What is your best friends name? Matt, Angie, Jimmy 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? none, have the basketball shorts going on... 3. What are you listening to right now? Shiny Toy Guns - Le Disko 4. Whats your favorite number? X 5. What was the last thing you ate? Philly steak sam'mich (god, pay attention to my mumms) 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? A Sharpie. 7. How is the weather right now? wet, but nice 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Trent 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? MANY things. Hell, I'm not in middle school anymore... 10. Do you have a significant other? My money... 11. Favorite TV show? The Office 12. Siblings? one brother 13. Height? 5'11 14. Hair color? Brown 15. Eye Color? hazel... whatever THAT is... 16. Do you wear contacts? They scare me... 17. Favorite Holiday? Any that are paid time off!!! 18. Month?

Stolen!
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?Sure doesTears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?I'm pissedHas someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?Yeah If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?If I was desperate I might consider it.Has anyone ever promised you forever?Yeah..and you see how that worked out...Do you get high?lol, noSomething bothering you?a littleHas someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?YesWhat made you happy this weekend?Nothing yetWhen was the last time you cried?A few days agoWhat color shirt are you wearing?Greenish/BlueHow long is your hair?Just past my shouldersLast thing you ate?Cream Cheese and Chive Crackers Last thing you drank?CokeWhere did you sleep last night?Comfort InnAre you happy right now?I guessWhat did you say last?See yaWhere is your phone?Beside meWho/what do you hate/dislike currently?Pretty much everythingWhat's somet

Stolen From Andy
Does the last person you shared a bed with mean anything to you?i dont rem its been so longTears are falling from your eyes, what's the reason?pain Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you? no If you got paid 5,000 dollars would you stick your hand in an elephants ass?no wayHas anyone ever promised you forever?noDo you get high?only on cough syrup hehSomething bothering you?just my knee atmHas someone told you they'd always love you then went for someone else?noWhat made you happy this weekend?Nothing yetWhen was the last time you cried?todayWhat color shirt are you wearing?WhiteHow long is your hair?mediumLast thing you ate?ice creamLast thing you drank?cough syrupWhere did you sleep last night? on the couch (long story) Are you happy right now?No What did you say last?nuttin...hard to say anything wit out a voiceWhere is your phone?Beside meWho/what do you hate/dislike currently?i like ice cream & i try not to hate nowadayzWhat's some

Stole This Cuz I Laughed.
Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital Ok, you are asking who in the hell is 'Larry'. Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says, 'Where in the hell have you been?' Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.' 'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?' 'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking?!' She said, shaking her head in disgust. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill Tattooed on his privates?' "Well, One, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want. Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital

Stolen Pix!!!!!!!
SUM 1 HAS STOLEN MY PIX 2 MAKE AN ACCOUNT HERE ON FUBAR,,,,,,AND ALSO THEY R COMMENTIN ON PPLZ PROFILE AND PIX SAYIN UGLY THINGS THAT IS NOT ME SAYIN IT,,,,,, I WENT 2 FUBAR HELP LAST NIGHT N THEY SAID REALLY NUTTIN CAN B DONE THAT ITS A RISK U TAKE FROM POSTIN PIX ON THE NET,,WHICH I UNDERSTAND THAT BUT IM SURE THERE IS SUMTHIN THAT CAN B DONE,,,,HERE IS THE LINK 2 THE ACCOUNT,,,, http://www.fubar.com/user/2851796

Stolen From Pat M'groin
How many text messages are currently in your inbox? 89 Why aren't you pursuing the person you like? I already have him. Would you take your ex back?Nope What color are your eyes? Brown What hurts? My left ankle Do you believe you can change someone? No What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? IDR What was your first thought when you woke up this morning? blech Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Yep Does it bother you when someone lies to you? worst thing to do to me Do you always care what you look like?Usually Who was the last person you went out to eat with? Scott & the boys Who was your last text from? Scott Have you ever done something outrageously dumb? Yep Do you wish someone would call or text you? They are texting me Have you ever walked on the beach at night? No Name something you are doing tonight?Working When was the last time somethin

Stolen From Deacon
RULE 1: You opened this; you GOTTA take itRULE 2: You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!LAST PERSON YOU....[1] Who was the last person you texted?I dont text[2] You were in the car with?Dougie[3] Went to the mall with?I don't go to the mall[4] Person you talked on the phone with?when? most likely, lj[5] You messaged/commented on Fubar?DeaconT/F Only answer with True or FalseQ:Kissed some one on your top friends?FalseQ: Been searched By Cops?FalseQ: Been suspended from school?FalseQ: Sat on a roof top?TrueQ: Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?FalseQ: Broken a bone?FalseQ: Have shaved your head?FalseQ: Played a prank on someone?TrueQ: Had/have a gym membership?FalseQ: Shot a gun?FalseQ: Donated Blood?FalseWOULD YOU RATHER:[1] Eat or drink?eat[2] Be serious or be funny?funny[3] Go to the beach or mountains?mountains[4] Die in a fire or die getting shot?ShotANSWER TRUTHFULLY:[1] Sun or moon?Moon[2] Winter or fall?fall[3] Left or r

Stol På Ingen
At det er vanskelig å stole på noen i dagens verden er opplagt.Allikevel må du stole på din tro.På dine foreldre.På din overbevisning.Du må stole på dine venner og bekjente, på din kone eller mann. Utfra et kristent grunnsyn er dette enkelt.Det å stole på noen betyr ikke at du må være dum. Jeg stoler på min intuisjon idag og den sier meg at dagens situasjon har en forhistorie.Det handler om den andre verdenskrigen som et grunnslag mot kristendommen.Troen på Jesus var nådd et bunnpunkt i århundrene før og vi hadde beveget oss mot en situsjon uten en tro på Gud etter den franske revolusjonen i 1789.Verden hadde videre falt sammen under den første verdenskrigen, med en desperat utvikling med kommunisme i Russland som bredte seg til Kina.Og vi hadde USA som en frittstående boble som var begynt å nærme seg resten av verden som en ny stormakt, men som både var et fatalt sykdomstrekk i seg selv, og som sto igjen etter den andre verdenskrigen som det eneste friskhetstegnet. Men dette handle

Stolen From Friend's (sasquatch Who Got It From Per First)
This turned out annoyingly accurate. Your Gift Is Energy You are easily excitable, and you love to be on the go. You crave intensity.You need to live a dynamic, interesting, and challenging life. Otherwise, you get bored.It's hard for you to relax. You're constantly being inspired to do something.You're the type of person who finds success, innovation, and creativity easy. What's Your Gift?

Stolen From Someone I Don't Really Know (boo)
What is it that you absolutely need sexually? I can have satisfactory sex without it on occassion but submission/domination is a need i can't deny for very long. What is something you have always wanted to try?sex while suspended from ropes.... sexandsubmission.com has an example What is something you have never done in bed before?anything involved feces nor will iWhat time of day do you like to have sex?first thing in the morning before i even get out of bedWhat do you absolutely need to see to turn you on? hands on my body and in me... it's the sight of what's going onHow long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander? I can kiss for a little while without it leading anywhere but my hands tend to wander from the start in the right situationIf someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited? excited...the thrill of getting caught is always exciting. i've had phone sex in the bathroom at work for this reason. Would it bother you i

Stolen From Someone Who Stole It From A Bottled Message... Or Something.
What is it that you absolutely need sexually?A sense of adventure, an open mind. What is something you have always wanted to try?Mile High club What is something you have never done in bed before?I'm sure there's a few things out there I haven't heard of. What time of day do you like to have sex?I love Nooners. What do you absolutely need to see to turn you on?Their excitement... always a good thing to know they're enjoying it too. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?I love kissing. I can spend quite some time just kissing, with hands just shoulders and above. But only if I'm not in the mood to rush. If someone was in the next room while you had sex would it make you nervous or excited?Is the door open? Is it my grandma?? Cuz I swear, Grammie, I didn't mean for you to see that, it wasn't what it looked like and I promise I'll never do it again! Would it bother you if your bf/gf got naked at a beach or river?Not at all. Have yo

Stolen From Hoochie Misty
Do you hide when Jehovah witnesses knock on your door?no i answer and tell them jesus is coming and that i gotta go before he gets off without me Tell me about your dancing style?like a white guyDo you have any family traditions?noHonestly, do you laugh when people trip for no reason?Yes.What is your most used cuss word?Fuck. Do you think it looks silly when people wear socks with sandals?yesHow many speeding tickets have you talked your way out of?1If you wake up late, is the rest of your day ruined?dependsWhich side of the bed do you sleep on?leftName the seven dwarf'sDopy Bashful Doc Sleepy Sneezy Grumpy Happy When you bend over, can you touch your toes?yes What kind of drunk are you?happy..laid backHow do you feel about rainy days?reminds me of homeDo you think that people mistake your kindness for a weakness?sometimesCan you cook?grew up in a kitchen plus ive cooked professionally for 13+ years and have 2 years of school What is your best dish?ribs and steaksHave you ever eaten

Stolen From Lipstick..kinda
winners get a slap on the ass and "good game" 1. What is my first name? 2. What is my favorite color? 3. Am I married, divorced, single or seperated? 4. How many kids do I have? 5. What type of music do I listen to the most? 6. What was my first car? 7. Do I have tatoos? 8. Am I a smoker? 9. Do i prefer the t.v. or to read?

Stole These From Andy
I'm thinking no one will get them all right. 1. What is my first name? 2. What is my favorite color? 3. Am I married, divorced, single or seperated? 4. How many kids do I have? 5. What type of music do I listen to the most? 6. What was my first car? 7. Do I have tatoos? 8. Am I a smoker? 9. Do i prefer the t.v. or to read?

Stolen From Klover
The Week of the Seeker – Gemini 3 June 11-18 You are always on the move – probing, testing, tasting and exploring the most interesting things life has to offer. You are not afraid to take chances and are attracted to risk and danger. You are restless and life is never dull around you. You are truly independent a real adventurer. You stretch the truth and please those around you with your undeniable charm; you often get your way. You are good with money. Love and affection are important to you, you can be warm and giving and then cool and detached. You thrive on change and often move from one partner to the next. Strengths: Exploratory – Risk Taking – Money Wise Weaknesses: Emotionally Volatile – Disillusioned – Impatient

Stolen Car Yea Right!!!
Friday, February 27, 2009 I ALMOST LOST MY BOY FRIDAY !!! Current mood: disappointed Category: Life ON FRIDAY IT STARTED OUT LIKE EN OTHER DAY EVERY ONE UP EARLY RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE GETTING READY FOR WORK AND SCHOOL,TOOK JIM TO WORK LIKE EN OTHER DAY BOYS LEFT ON BUS AS ALWAYS,AFTER TAKING JIM MY HUBBY TO WORK I RETURNED HOME AND STARTED GETTING READY FOR WORK MY SELF,WELL AFTER A BUSY DAY AT WORK FIGURING I WOULD RELAX FOR A WHILE ONCE I PICKED JIM UP FROM WORK WE WENT TO WINGS AND THINGS FOR CARRY OUT BONELESS WINGS AND STUFF,ME,JIM,AND ADAM ARE ON OUR WAY HOME WHERE AARON WAS AT HOME WITH HIS FRIEND JUSTIN WAITING ON OUR RETURN HOME SO WE THOUGHT,AS WE PULL INTO MY WORK AT THE CORNER OF MY ROAD TO GET A SODA FOR THE HOUSE I REALIZE A STATE TROOPER WAS GOING DOWN MY ROAD AND PULLING INTO MY RESIDENCE,SO INSTEAD OF GOING INTO THE STORE I HIGH TAILED IT HOME TO SEE WHAT WAS GOING ON,MY BOY AARON WAS IN THE YARD WITH HIS FRIEND

Stolen
Those four little words come from the very depths of my soul. They were not given lightly and they mean a great deal. It means forever, and beyond death for me. You are the only one I love and you are the only one I want to be with. Tempers have flared and accusations have been thrown on both sides. Yet those four words remain. They are words that bind the heart that no matter what you will have my love eternally and I will have yours. They are unconditionally and irrecoverably. Just like my love for you. I love you just as much now as I did when I first told you I did. Nothing has changed. You are in my heart and on my mind and in my soul. I need you in my life and I miss you so badly.