10. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
9. No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
8. It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
7. Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways
6. Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
5. You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
4. Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
3. It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".
2. Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)
1. Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
