10. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.
9. A person may not walk around on Sundays with an ice cream cone in his/her pocket.
8. It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun.
7. A man can't go outside while wearing a jacket and pants that do not match
6. During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks
5. Citizens may not greet each other by "putting one's thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers".
4. Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
3. You may only water your lawn if the hose is held in your hand.
2. A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
1. The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
