10. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots
9. It is illegal to wear your boots to bed
8. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
7. It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle.
6. Whaling is illegal.
5. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
4. Molesting an automobile is illegal.
3. It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window.
2. No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger
1. Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car.
