10. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing
9. A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
8. It is unlawful for a person to consume an alcoholic beverage while operating a motor vehicle upon a public roadway, if the person is observed doing so by a peace officer.
7. The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
6. When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
5. It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield, but you must have the wipers.
4. You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times
3. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.
2. It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
1. It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing. (This one must be important because it's on there twice!)
