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Good Song
STAIND LYRICS Right Here I know I've been mistaken But just give me a break and see the changes that I've made I've got some imperfections But how can you collect them all and throw them in my face But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting I hope you're not intending To be so condescending it's as much as i can take and you're so independent you just refuse to bend so I keep bending till I break But you always find a way to keep me right here waiting You always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting And if you chose to walk away I'd still be right here waiting Searching for the things to say to keep you right here waiting I've made a commitment I'm willing to bleed for you I needed fulfillment I found what I need in you Why can't you j

New Features On My Glitter Site!
I added some new pages for you to check out on my glitter site. There's now a name request page and FINALLY got my newsletter goin so if you like my stuff you can sign up for that to get notified whenever I post new stuff on there! *kisses* ♥PenisFlytrap♥ ^^Click It^^

Are You Lesbian, Bisexual, Bi Curious, Or Straight?
Take the quiz: Are you lesbian, bisexual, bi curious, or straight?Bi CuriousYou want to experiment with girls....So do it....Don't be shy....Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

How Dirty Is Your Mind? Part 1 (long Quiz!)
Take the quiz: How dirty is your mind? Part 1 (long quiz!)Skweeky clean!Do you even know why you took this quiz? You're either really clueless or you don't have a dirty mind.Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Survey About Me!!!!
1. time: 4:21 PM 2. Name: Anthony 3. Nickname(if any): Marvelous Me!!! 4. If you were a skittle what color would you be?: Green you know what they say about green candy 5. Shoe size: 11 1/2 6. Zodiac: Taurus 7. Hair color: Dark brown 8. Eye color: Puppy Dog Blue 9. Height: 6'3 10. Favorite Color(s): Green & Purple 11. Glasses, contacts or neither: glasses 12. Braces?: nope 13. Piercing/tattoos?: No piercings/ 5 tattoos 14.Birth Place: Sanford, NC 15. Area code: 919 16. Sibling(s) name(s): Tracy ******HAVE YOU EVER****** 17. Cut your own hair?: yeah 18. Did something in the past month that you regret?: nope 19. Have u ever met someone u were not supposed to?: Yes 20. Kissed someone who isn't ur b/f g/f?: yeah 21. Skipped school?: Yes 22. Bungee jumped?: Nope 23. Kissed someone of the same sex not related to you?: Nope 24. Kiss more than two people in one day?: Yes 27. TP'd someone's house?: Yes 28. Won something

Ten Signs That You're Too Old For Trick Or Treating...
10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have another kid chew the candy for you. 8. You ask for high fiber candy only. 7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over. 6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not even wearing a mask. 5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest. 4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders. 3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece. 2. You're the only Super Hero in the neighborhood with a walker. And here's the Kicker folks... 1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.

I Got A Headache, Uggh!
Hey. I have sucha bad headache,I wanna die. lOl. On a good note I may have a job. We shall see, that means less internet time :{ I need a new cellie like whoa- me and the boy decided to shut off the land line and I want a cellie, I miss having a sidekick but the new one is wayyyyy to expensive and I cannot seem to find a cheap one, I stupidly sold my old [broken] one for 5 dollars, I could have sent it to get fixed... If I am lucky I can convince Ant to get me one though, lOl.

Horror Film Wisdom
HORROR FILM WISDOM: 1) When it seems that you've killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. 2) If you find that your house is built upon or near a cemetery, was once a church used for black masses, had previous inhabitants who went mad or committed suicide or died in some horrible fashion or who performed necrophilia or satanic practices, move away immediately. 3) Do not search the basement, especially when the power has just gone out. 4) If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they do not know, or if they speak using a voice other than their own, shoot them at once. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. Note: it's unlikely they'll die easy, so be prepared. 5) When you have the benefit of numbers, never go alone. 6) If you're searching for something which caused a noise and find out that it's just the cat, leave the room immediately if you value your life. 7) If you're running from the monster, you will

Look It Up
A panda walks into a diner, pulls up a chair and orders a sandwich. After he eats, he pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter and heads for the door. The owner yells, "Hey...you just shot the waiter, and now you're gonna leave without paying the tab?" The panda calls back: "I'm a panda, dude. Look it up!" and walks out. The owner grabs a dictionary and looks up panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinctive black and white coloring. EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES."

Ok The Days Of The Week ~~
well it starts ~ SUNDAY ~ LET IT BE END OF THE WEEKEND ~ ~ MONDAY ~ DRAGON ASS MONDAY, THAT TERRIBLE CHINESE DISEASE ~ TUESDAY ~ TITTY TUESDAY ~ SLAP THEM , RUB THEM , LICK THEM ~ WEDNESDAY ~ HUMPDAY ~ OMG ~ ~ THURSDAY ~ THIRSTY THURSDAY ~ BOTTLES UP, PANTS DOWN ~ FRIDAY ~ FUCKIN FRIDAY ~ YEA IT HAD TO COME AFTER ALL THAT BEER ~ SATURDAY ~ SEXUAL ~of, relating to, or associated with sex or the sexes

Just So You Know....
I would gladly trade the lot of you for a Klondike bar. And I'm not just talking about the ones among you who smell funny or fall over all the time. I mean every single one of you. Unless you are involved in the manufacture and/or distribution of Klondike bars. Those folks are fine by me.

Fuck Me Pt.1
Restless and Wicked I am wicked so there is no rest Palm of my hand on your breastplate Feel your gasping breath Through your heaving chest As I run my tongue up and down you silhouette Your mouth agape as you get wet and I begin to swell Drag your nails across my face Grab me by the hair and hold my head in place Push your heels into my shoulder blades, until your toes begin to curl What was wrapped up tight inside you begins to unfurl I salivate at the thought of your taste Grind against my mouth and try to saturate Tense and squeeze as the whip crashes down from behind you Striking your soft flesh, coaxing those wonderful whimpers from you Glide your fingers around my neck as you strike me in the face Lick at the bloody chunks caught in your nails, and tell me how it tastes How deep do you think your teeth can sink, before I begin to leak? I invite you; you can dive right in, Reach the island of clima

Dirty Little Fellow...
A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I?" Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who are you?" "WOW"! cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right! She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"

Learn- Poem
Learn Do you feel what I feel? Do you see what I see? If not then you have no right to judge me. Just because you say jump does not mean I will. Lets accept that and continue our deal. Don’t curse my name in vain, Who is to say that you would never do the same? You can not read my mind, Stop pretending you will know what you will find. Do not try to change me into who you want me to be… That is the closest route to setting me free. Do not grab my heart in fear that you will keep me here, For if you pull tighter I just may disappear. If you listen closely to the words I speak, You may just find the answers you seek. Do not lash out in anger trying to control me. Do not let the tears roll from your eyes, With the intention of getting me to sympathize. Do not try to make me your soul, I have my own I am trying to control. Love yourself before you love me, Otherwise this may never come to be. Appreciate me for who I am. Respect me for what I do. Listen to

Subject
Beat You’ve been mind jacked by nightmares. Gasping, and trying to hide that every breath is a choke, this is an unfunny joke. You’re line of reasoning is broke, you’re chasing new flavors and colors of dragon smoke. Gorge yourself until you bloat, purge with some faint hope that you can float away from your dirt. This shit is only getting worse I’m your friend but this is hurt THE hand I hold you with is burnt Still blind and left behind The gears inside you fucking grind I can taste how close you are to fucking grime the fit is tight forced with might cower … heart beating… you to death Cut down, run down, shot down, and shut down. Go ahead and end your life now, ‘cause I don’t give a fuck now. Once you figure out how to not give a fuck, you realize how much more bang you get for your buck. I found a new game to play It involves a car battery, alligator clips, and two dull blades Go ahead an

Gangsta School Teacher...
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times. When he could do work at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class raised it's level of unruliness. Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places....Discipline was NOT a problem from that day forth...

Only Serious Replys
Here i am waitng, fot that special lady who i can treat like a queen and she treat me as her king, someone to spoil, hold, kiss, touch and cuddle, someone whos has a good, kind, gentle soul and heart, sweet personality, someone thats family orientated and wants children, where is that someone, i've been reaching and calling out, looking arround, where is she? what will her name be! will it be eternity, cause if it is here i am, eterntiy! Yours Truly, FAITHFULLY YOURS FOREVER AND EVER(David)!

The Key To Gramercy Park- Deadsy
I got the key, key to Gramercy Park Every night Looking for the fight Thoughts on the left The action's on the right As you know, the id wasn't meant to be starved Face white Revenge of the Hittites When you're inside And you thought to take a walk in the park Think someone is about to be carved From the other side of the Underscene To the boulevard of broken dreams To find the key to Gramercy Park I got the key, key to Gramercy Park Where it's safe to be afraid of the dark Maybe there we'll fuck by the heavenly stars But I might, might miss breaking in through the bars From the other side of the Underscene To the boulevard of broken dreams To find the key to Gramercy Park In the other time of mother speed Through evil eyes and make believe To where we bare the supremacy mark And never look at the other place Stay with what's pristine that touches you Where the peril accentuates Something that could mean so much to you Try save a seat in the gold

A Sort Of Belated Party
I celebrated my birthday with my family last month. Some friends wanted to celebrate it here, and I was glad to oblige, so we arranged to have a date for dinner and a movie. The movie was (the 2006) All the King's Men with Sean Penn, Jude Law, Kate Winslet, Talia Balsam... etc.! :)... I don't live in Louisiana nor in the 1930s (though the novel, I believe, and certainly this film take place later on) so I can say nothing about accuracy... and I have seen at least part of an earlier version of the film-- but I liked this one, the cinematography the acting the script the drama the gestalt... a whole lot. I knew how it ended and I was still frightened (and the film's mainly about personalities, politics, and a very complicated character, impelled to enter politics by real outrage but also corrupt and in many ways no saint (so to speak) and very much a demagogue as well, a character based (with fictional license) on Huey Long (1893-1935)... Note: according to http://us.imdb.com/

Wagon Joke
A farm boy accidently overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis, forget your troubles! Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later." "That's mighty nice of you, Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to." "Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted. "Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it." After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host, "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset." "Don't be foolish! the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?" "Under the wagon!"

Ok Defiently Feel Like Bitching
Ok so im usually pretty nice and pretty calm...SO IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ME AS ONLY THAT DO NOT READ THIS BLOG!!!!! ok first off..my boyfriend is a total cunt...he treats me like fucking shit..and yet im still with him...I DO NOT love him..i DO NOT want to be with him..BUT there is reasons i am..Im not going to get into that... Anyways..i barely have ANY fucking friends because he wont let me..i barely EVER leave the fucking house to hang out with the FEW friends i have left...And eventually when i DO make fuckin plans they FUCKING GET SCREWED UP!!!... Oh and another thing...All these fucking guys who email me saying "I wanna see ur locked album" Take a fuckin hike...They are there for WHEN I WANT TO SHOW SOMEONE...Got it?..Good... This discludes ppl on my friends list... What else do i need to get off my chest?...I got it FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK The End

Raise Hell!- (hed) Pe
If you think it's too loud Bitch - get the fuck out If you wanna slow down Bitch - get the fuck out If your ass ain't with me Get the fuck out... We raise hell bitch We don't give a fuck All you pussy motherfuckers shut the fuck up I knock yo hed back I let that shit bang I make your heart jump Like you was on cocaine Stop actin like a bitch Why you acting like a bitch Let a bitch suck a dick and get the fuck in the pit If you think it's too loud... It's another homicide So let my shit play I chop your hed off Like my name was Ojay Stop actin like a bitch.... I don't care about shit!!!

Swan Dive- (hed) Pe
I climb, hand over hand, closing my eyes Too scared to look down I climb, hand over hand Putting distance between I and I and the ground I get to the top I stand on the edge I look to the sky, and say all my prayers [Chorus] What could be better than a swan dive into the asphalt I don't know, nothing can be better than a swan dive into the asphalt You should ask somebody, 'Cause I've got nothing to lose tonight I misplaced my life tonight, chased all my friends away tonight I don't say the right things I don't look the right way That's just not me I listen to my music too loud, a watch too much damn TV Tell me, who can control the flood? No one Where are the angels? Nowhere Where's the compassion? Nowhere Who knows the truth? No one Who will believe in me? No one Who will stand by me? No one Who will fly with me? No one I climb, hand over hand, closing my eyes Too scared to look down I climb, hand over hand Putting distance between I and I and

Feel Good- (hed) Pe
Ain't no more sunshine, just rain and cold suffering Generation born to die with their eyes wide open The clock strikes The wrong rights The mob rules The second Armageddon, igniting the lit fuse No turning back& every soldier is on point Ready to die, the confrontation coming, ready of not It's on again, It's time to say your prayers again It's not the end, just the beginning of the end [Chorus] Is it hard? Yea, I can hold it down like that Is it real? Yea, You know I break it down like that Is it rough? Don't even try to front like that I'm on fire baby, a big dog will hunt like that Another day, another buster wanna battle me Another mamma crying, now her baby is a casualty I'm ready nigga, slice like a machete nigga, got fetty nigga, never spend it on Betty nigga I hit and run, never stressing to look back When I look back, I think about the love I never had Then I wake up, I get fucked up and I get even Approach you from the front While in your back a

Super Bowl Joke
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals. At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, the elephant got stopped for no gain. The second play, the rhino was stopped for no gain. On the third down, the hippo was thrown for a 5 yard loss. The defense huddled around the coach and he asked excitedly, "Who stopped the elephant?" "I did, said the centipede. "Who stopped the rhino?" "Uh, that was me too," said the centipede. "And how about the hippo? Who hit him for a 5 yard loss?" "Well, that was me as well," said the centipede. "So where were you during the first half?" demanded the coach. Well", said the centipede, "I was having my ankles taped."

Bubba And Earl
Bubba and Earl were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser. Bubba said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a police roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads then throw the bottles under the seat. Just let me do the talkin'." They finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys, ya'll been drinkin?" "No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels. "Me and Bubba's on the Patch."

The Measure Of A Man
Dad is a tough man. He's not the kind of guy you think of when you think of a 'teddy bear' kind of guy. He's loveing and kind in his own way. We may have been on the lower side of middle class, but we had food to eat and clothes to wear. He taught me to be who I am. The kind of person who I am is becuase he taught me that others are more important than oneself and it's never enough to simply be alive you have to life. Take joy in the small things and live for more. Live the life you want to live and not live for others. Granted that last part has been a tough lesson learned. My dad is the strongest man I know. He's not afraid to die...he's faced it before. Then his country turned thier back on him. They spit at him and slapped his face. Thatis not how we remeber veterans. Vetrans made this land ours to live in. Vetrans are the reason we are free. So who do we think we are to sit back and say that they are fighting in vain. If you don'tlike the war fine be mad. But NEVER turn your back

Determined-mudvayne
GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT CONFIDENCE GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, SPIT OUT ALL REASON, YEAH I'm tired of holdin' up the weight, the weight of the motherfuckin' world. All I want is to just get right HERE RIGHT NOW !!! We struggle and fight just to get in the grave That's overflowing. Clock's ticking on my 15 minutes of fame Come on now 1 2 3... GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT CONFIDENCE GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, SPIT OUT ALL REASON, YEAH I'm flushing the trust of everyone, stabbing in the back and thinkin' they can break me. Set my sight can't die until I'm done MIND ENDURANCE !!! Never wanted any more than what I deserve, better bring it I'm takin' it all. Fuck an inch 'cause I'm bringin' a mile, It's on now 1 2 3... GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT CONFIDENCE GO, SO FUCKING DETERMINED, YEAH YEAH GO, SPIT OUT ALL REASON, YEAH

Poem
The taste of dew that sits pressing against the picturesque Daffodils The caress of the emerald blades that stroke my toes The early warmth of the sun that shines upon my face stroking ever- so gently in solace. Passion of the flames that spark and bounce within mid air. The striking of water that thrushes against the stone Anchored in time and weathered to perfection. Hues of pink and orange smear the heaven’s above. The sensual sunset that disappears below the waters deep. A canvas painted of gold, burgundy, coffee and citrus A crisp, yet gentle emotion of the wind upon my cheek. The first frost grazing upon the ground... like ice crystals spread amongst the trail. The stride of a deer flowing within the depths of a forest. The white outlines of snow that rest upon the branches of bare Birch trees. The bitter taste of frigid air pierces my lips as I inhale. Diamonds glitter upon the new fallen white that envelops the ground. The steam that escape

Thy Unveiling
"Thy Unveiling" Carnival of Carnage, The Ringmaster, The Riddle Box, The Great Milenko, The Amazing Jeckel Brothers, and The Wraith looks like were all out of time brother! Everybodys out of time! Fuck It, We gots to tell them All secrets will now be told no more hidden messengers this is it yall times up everything be out right here no need for the reverse talking the truth. Now we have been told this carnival shit has touched many lives. People have fuckin` sworn to us they too can feel it inside. What is it that draws you in, this magic that compels you? We`ve been waiting six fuckin` joker cards to finally tell you. This messengers and hints were there, all though most never picked up on them. We snuck em` in subliminally with that wicked shit around them. We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker's Card. The bottom line always the same, you aint have to look hard. We wickedly kick it, inflict it, you get it, get with i

Vermillion Part 2- Slipknot
She seemed dressed in all of me, stretched across my shame. All the torment and the pain Leaked through and covered me I'd do anything to have her to myself Just to have her for myself Now I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sane. She is everything to me The unrequited dream A song that no one sings The unattainable, Shes a myth that I have to believe in All I need to make it real is one more reason I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do when she makes me sane. But I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me A catch in my throat choke Torn into pieces I won't, nO! I don't wanna be this... But I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me She isn't real I can't make her real She isn't real I

Vermillion-slipknot
She seems dressed in all the rings Of past fatalities So fragile yet so devious She continues to see it Climatic hands that press Her temples and my chest Enter the night that she came home Forever Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad) She is everything and more The solemn hypnotic My Dahlia bathed in possession She is home to me I get nervous, perverse, when I see her it's worse But the stress is astounding It's now or never she's coming home Forever Oh (She's the only one that makes me sad) Hard to say what caught my attention Fixed And crazy, Aphid Attraction Carve my name in my face, to recognize Such a pheromone cult to terrorize I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me I won't let this build up inside of me (Yeah!) I'm a slave, and I am a master No restraints and, unchecked collectors I exist through my need, to self oblige She is something in me, that I d

Private Pics Available
OK, I have some private pics in a folder here already but I have not allowed many to see them. If anyone wants me to open them up for a little while, I will but only based on your comments to this blog. They will be opened one hour for each comment. And these will be open to Friends only. SO let me know if you wanna see them. Cheri

Hateing Life
right now im hateing life cause im out of the pink shit that stops the itching and the pain pills are not working at all right. and all of this started last saturday. i thought i was biten by a spider on my side ,no big deal. it hurts around the area and itches like hell. i thought it would be better in a few days .mondaythe rash is getting worse ok lets call the doc. no luck his office is close on mondays ok go to the er. what i thought was a spider bite turns out to be my 2nd outbreak of the chicken pox and shingles. so now i have to take a pill 5 times a day for the next week and suffer with the pain and itching. what fun. the only good thing is a buddy of mine just got home from doing a tour in iraq so there has been a lot of drinking whitch is takeing my mind off the itching and pain. i love booze

A Poem I Wrote!
My Everything... In your beautiful eyes, I get lost. I can not let go of you, no matter the cost. Till the day I die, or pass away, know that in your hands my heart will stay. It is yours to mold, however you choose, but please baby, never set it loose. One day, I promise I will make you my wife; to have and to hold the rest of my life. When we are together I hope the time slows, and our love for each other surely grows. I miss your laugh, your smile, and your grins, and those aren’t even any of the seven sins! When we embrace, it is hard to let you go, because of my heart- a fit it will throw. Through all of the times- both good and bad, I have never lost the feelings I’ve had. I love you woman with all of my heart: I knew it that day (in Wapak), right from the start. I’ve wiggled into places no one has ever before, and I promise never to hurt you by closing the door, You are my friend, my partner, and my life,

How Embarrasing
Well, another stupid lesson learned. I let down my guard a little, and felt very foolish for doing so! At least I got my goodies, in the process. Silver lining, I suppose. Back to business, and try to keep the personal off the table, damnit. If you want to talk to me, voice to voice, the call buttons are on my page, and they tell you if I'm accepting calls. If you want to chat,drop me a line and we can hook up in my lounge. I WILL NOT give you my IM screen names or my phone number. I will NOT cam with you. I know most of you are good people with the best of intentions. It's the cheap ass wankers who spoil things for everyone.

My Feel Bad Hurts
so much homework. eassay, term papers, quiz, test. so much to do. so little time why even bother? i mean does anyone realy care if i get the A or the C but me? After graduation who cares. Just dont feel good, dont feel like homework! Wanna go lay down and bundle up and fall sound asleep... maybe later....

I Am Extremely Pissed Off
UGH...Why do i bother wasting my time on stupid shit!?!...It always gets messed up somehow..FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK..I AM SOOO IRRITATED RIGHT NOW!!!!!..>EVer just feel like you want to beat the shit out of something..Like tear it to shit?..Well thats how i am :)...yup!!..FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Im going to get a beer Thats All -Ash

Just Breaking My Cherry
Not too much to say at the moment...just thinking that it might be a good idea to get the blog ball rolling...I would hate to actually have my first blog be a this huge bitch fest when I am in a bad mood or when something shitty happens...don't want anyone to think that I am a huge bitch LOL...I really am not, but my Myspace Blogs are all pretty much me being bitchy and I figured I would try something a little different here..

I Write Sins Not Tragedys- Panic At The Disco
Oh, well imagine As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor And I can't help but to hear No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words "What a beautiful wedding What a beautiful wedding," says a bridesmaid to a waiter "And, yes, but what a shame What a shame the poor groom's bride is a whore." I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality I chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?" No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of Oh, well in fact Well I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast So pour the champagne Oh, well in fact Well I'll look at it this way I mean, technically, our marriage is saved Well this calls for a toast So pour the champagne, pour the champagne I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing

By Permit Only
Happy Tunes Tuesday! For those who have not heard this yet, here is a song by my band "By Permit Only". I am on Bass Guitar and Lead Singer. My guitarist is in some of my photos with me. Please let me know what you think. I hope you enjoy it!

Washing The World Away- Crossfade
When will this all be over How come this never ends This room keeps closing in on me This pain could all be over If I just blinked an eye Keep holding on to some star That stops me from washing the world away Hey-Yeah Hey-Yeah Washing the world away Hey-Yeah Hey-Yeah Washing the world away Why cant I get through today Feeling blind theres only me to blame But still I find, I tried to hide Maybe in time, Ill find my way I feel that no one understands me Feel so alone Does anyone feel the way I do (I just wanna take all this love) This pain could all be over If I just blinked an eye Keep holding on to some star That stops me from Washing the world away Hey-Yeah Hey-Yeah Washing the world away Hey-Yeah Hey-Yeah Washing the world away So how can i get through today Feeling blind theres only me to blame But still I find, I tried to hide Maybe in time, Ill find my way I dont think il make it through today Feeling blind theres only me to blame

Love To Hate
Love to Hate A man, a woman, two of a kind they were, To stand forever, as their love crashed ashore. Raging seas they battled, breaking waves they bore, Anger swelled up inside them, they knew love never more. Sailed their ship across the seas, Weigh anchor, drift upon the breeze. The sudden storm is all it needs To sink them down beneath the waves. Love drives them blind, shuts out all the light, Nothing they hear is true, ever right. Love colors their lives, a vast pallet it claims, From bright sunshine to the dark, driving rains. They sailed across love's lonely seas, Cast off, raise sail, drift upon the breeze. Paint the skies above with all their needs, Drive the storms away, if they believe. Swifter than any river, stronger than any wind, Love drives itself deeper until it breaks within. Burst the heart asunder, drive the will insane, The mind, lifeless matter, everything change. Wash their ship in love's dark waters, Tear the sails, break the

Where Oh Where...
Are all the people in Arizona? I'd like to talk to everyone, but I would also like to talk to people in "hot as hell" Arizona... get this or other music videos codes herefergie - london bridge

Playlist For The Week Of 9/26/06 - 10/3/06
Acheron - Anti-God, Anti-Christ Barathrum - Okkult Black Label Society - Stronger Than Death Blasphemy - Gods Of War Blood Feast - Kill For Pleasure Ceremony - The Days Before The Death Kiss - Destroyer Kiss - Hot In The Shade Kiss - MTV Unplugged Kiss - Carnival Of Souls Left Hand Solution - Fevered Megadeth - Youthanasia Morbid Angel - Formulas Fatal To The Flesh Nocturnus - The Key Overkill - Feel The Fire Possessed - Seven Churches Slayer - Christ Illusion Testament - The Ritual Type O Negative - Slow Deep And Hard Type O Negative - The Origin Of The Feces Vertigod - Victory In Silence

-rev. Casper Aka Brother Casper-jude Aka
Family Values 1. A Juggalo does not Hate/ Discriminate 2. A Juggalo does not steal from his/her Family 3. A Juggalo does not covet his/her ninjas significant other 4. A Juggalo keeps his/her Drama in hand, but out of sight. 5. A Juggalo avoids Cliques and keeps his/her Family whole 6. To a Juggalo Everyone is Equal 7. A Juggalo does not initiate Religous Battles fore that leads to Hating 8. A Juggalo should always try to have fun 9. When a Juggalo has Beef with another ninja he/she keeps it between them and doesn't involve the rest of his/her Family 10. A Juggalo doesn't have to Lie to be Down. 11. Above all a Ninja is proud to be a Juggalo A message to all Juggalettes-- You're a juggalette, and all juggalettes are fuckin beautiful.....no matter what anyone says. In my eyes, as it is or should be in every "True" Juggalos eyes, all Juggalettes are fuckin beautiful and they should be told this every fuckin day for the rest of their lives. Even if t

Men
Well, to start out, my man is an awsome person. I love him dearly. We do have our little fits just like everyone else. But they aren't the same way. We don't yell at each other, and we don't get mad or fight infromt of the kids. And it is normally solved within an few min. Funny, right? We are so much alike in those ways, I think we just know. We have been together for a very long time. But, he still hasn't asked me that all important question. And I feel like he is having his cake, and eating it, too. And it bothers me that he gose out almost every weekend, and I stay home with the kids and can't go out. (Can't find a sitter). But I am the one home with them almost all the time. If I'm not working, I am with them. They go everywhere with me. I can't even go to the bathroom without one or both of them. That is sad!! And then when we do get out together, we don't stay out passed midnight usually because he always tells me that there was this guy that was talking shit about me, and he wa

Everytime....
ok... I have never cried over a guy.... LASt night was freakin shit man.... I lose my boyfriend who I loved so much who then turns around and acts like an asshole.... I almost broke my neck... I haven't even told him that yet..... Story of how.... I was bmx'ing right? And I try'd to stoppie well... I was going to fast and my brakes suck so I just kicked my foot in between the tire and frame... And It flipped... If I hadn't bailed I would be dead right now... WHich I am starting to think wouldn't be a bad idear... I really wish I was... Its not ok either... It hurts... Im seriously thinking about m last layout... The lip and the razorblade... I wonder how bad it would hurt... It looks cool... If I do it I will take a pic for you.... ALL! ha ha yeah....

The Best Family There Is
what is the best thing in life well that is easy it is family of course. i am the proud wife of a wonderful hardworking husband that is the best i have a wonderful son that is serving in the u.s. army that is stationed in washington getting ready to go on his 2nd tour of iraq i have three daughters oldest one is a meatcutter at a local resturant she is out on her own making her way in life the middle daughter is living in another state out on her own as well she is helping take care of some friends kids maybe that means i wont be a grandma too soon (ha) and my youngest daughter who is a sr in high school has a job and doing very well all four of my children have made me very proud i am most assurely a proud parent thanks to my family all is well with the world

Broken
Broken (part one) I'm broken now as I thought I would be. I'm broken now more than I thought I could be. Shame on me for looking at you like that. Shame on me for holding you like that. And shame on me for kissing you like we just belonged. I've caused myself to be broken once again. Broken again like I've been before. We talked all night . You brought me blinkets when I was cold. You held me like I've never been held before. now I'm here feeling broken because your gone I let you walk without a word. I watched you walk away, you gave one backward glance and out the door you went. As you left I watched your plain take flight. I felt a tear fall from my eye. I lay in the bed of that truck broken. only because you treated me like what I should be treated like, a lady. So now I'm broken waiting for you to return. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(part two)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I walked though the garden to th

Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off
SHE SAID i'M GOING OUT WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS MAGUARITAS AT THE HOLIDAY INN OH MERCY...MY ONLY THOUGHT WAS TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF I TOLD HER PUT AN EXTRA LAYER ON I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN SHE DRINKS PATRON HER CLOSETS MISSING HALF THE THINGS SHE BOUGHT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF CH....SHE'LL START BY KICKING OUT OF HER SHOES LOSE AN EARRING IN HER DRINK LEAVE HER JACKET IN THE BATH ROOM STALL DROP A CONTACT DOWN THE SINK THEM PANTYHOSE AIN'T GONNA LAST TOO LONG IF THE D J PUTS BON JOVI ON SHE MIGHT COME HOME IN A TABLECLOTH TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF SOLO SHE CAN HANDLE ANY CHAMPAIGNE BRUNCH BRIDAL SHOWER WITH BACARDI PUNCH JELLO SHOOTERS FULL OF SMIRNOFF... BUT TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF CHORUS SHE DON'T MEAN NOTHING SHE'S JUST HAVING FUN TOMORROW SHE'LL SAY OH WHAT HAVE I DONE HER FRIENDS WILL JOKE ABOUT THE STUFF SHE LOST CAUSE TEQUILA MAKES HER CLOTHES FALL OFF

I Can Feel It
i can feel it up my spine i love it when you make me whine its been awhile since we dont this baby lets just reminess come on baby give me a kiss in this life we have bliss underneath the convers is where ill be how about you come and join me?

“rockin The `nati” Cincy Kissfest 2006
“Rockin The `Nati” Cincy KISSFest 2006 By: Ted E. Brown II All right Cincinnati…You wanted the best & You got the best! The hottest expo of the year! The 4th annual Cincinnati KISSFest & Hard Rock Expo was held this past Sunday at the Holiday Inn East in Eastgate, Ohio. The event was headlined by special guest guitarist/producer Bob Kulick, brother of ex-KISS Guitarist Bruce Kulick. Bob toured as Paul Stanley’s solo band guitarist in the 1980’s, as well as played on several KISS Albums including Paul Stanley, Killers, and studio cuts on Alive II, and producing WWE Triple H’s Theme Music “The Game” in conjunction with Motorhead, and World Wrestling Entertainment. Performing sets for the audience was Cincinnati’s own all female KISS tribute Black Diamond. Cleveland’s own KISS Tribute Mr. Speed. Band SSG performed with Bob Kulick, and young Angelo Coppela pounded out 45 minutes of raunchy rock drum lines to the amazement of the audience. Vendors attending spanned from Allen Mull

The Donkey....amen To This Lol!!!
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story? If you try to please everyone, you might as well... Kiss your ass goodbye!

Jose Cuervo
West Shelly Jose Cuervo Lyrics Well it's Sunday Mornin' And the sun in shinin' In my eye that is open And my head is spinnin' Was the life of the party I can't stop grinnin' I had to much Tequila last night CHORUS Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine I like to drink you with a little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start a fight? Now wait a minute Things don't look to familiar Who is this cowboy Who's sleepin' beside me? He's awful cute, but how'd I Get his shirt on? I had to much Tequila last night CHORUS Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine I like to drink you with a little salt and lime Did I kiss all the cowboys? Did I shoot out the lights? Did I dance on the bar? Did I start a fight? BREAK BRIDGE All those little shooters How I love to drink 'em down Come on bartender Let's have another round [Modulates] Well the music is playing And my spirits are high Tomorrow might be painf

Grr And Etc
I can't figure out why I need additional plugins to load to view the page. I tried to download it, and it wouldn't let me. :( So I dont know what exactly I am missing. In other news... jalepenos on pizza are awesome!

Cherokee & Legends
legends run deep Deep in the heart of this Cherokee, burn the legends of time. Written in the history books I bring forth the stories in rhyme. A peaceful nation upon the land content to roam and be free... no threat to the power of any race, just free to be. I did not write the legends. I did not see them fall. I did read the history books... the stories of horror recalled. A quiet nation of peoples herded across the vast land... herded across like cattle, their possessions taken from their hand. The Cherokee was not the only nation so treated. All American Indians were badly mistreated. I fight for recovery for all of them. I stand tall that they may take heed... Until we stand united......... we all suffer from the greed. Whatever your tribe your heritage wear with pride. Join with me fellow brothers. We will not go and hide. We are proud. We stand tall. We will stand united...... and claim for us all.

How Many Agree Or Don't Agree That There Should Be A Marital Status And Sex Selection
How many agree or don't agree there should be a marital status and sex selection to check...I feel there should be one cuz u never know who or what you are talking to.

Blahblah
another fucking day in paradise lost...all good though, got my writing space set up, new desk, old comfy chair dug my papers outa storage...gotta get my stuff out there again and get some more published. my goal is to have X number if stories published and then do a collection and then a novel. Can i do it?? i think so. I've creeped people out including editors with my stuff...nothing blatent, its the subtle psychological stuff that gets ya...thats what I like. Unless I blow a gasket and go on a killing spree...if ya can't be famous then go for infamous...

Well How Would I?
WHEN I KISS Do you like the way I kiss? The fullness of my lips The soft texture created with the help the stick The pause of anticipated excitement When our eyes lock and time skips The closeness of intimate contact The public display The aftershocks of being kissed this way The foreplay The unscripted sync in which our heads turn The touching of tongues Our chests pressed together Feeling the inhale & exhale of expanding lungs The sense of soul seduction The blood rushing The teasing The trust involved in lip Fucking The sounds made as I capture Your bottom lip for gentle sucking So...do you like the way that we kiss Or shall we try this again? Comparing notes of oral pleasures For kissing never felt this good

Random Poetry
Waiting here For nothing at all Lifes on still Look at that Thats all there is point and laugh Funny to see Someone like me Out here like this Out there Alone point and laugh Point your crooked little finger Laugh your broken laugh Broken like me Spit your blood out The blood from your veins Life rejected by you Watch me break you Break you down Like you deserve Like you did to me Watch me drain your blood Drink it fast Clench my thirst To break you Grin your stupid broken smile Watch your life spew out of you Spew into me Filling my life back up Giving me what I lost to you I want it all back I'll suck it out of you Watch me as I sit here Waiting for my time My time to laugh and point The time is almost here You life is almost gone Give me back mine Give me back mine The time is here, this time I'll point and laugh ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Submission that's what I felt. When I gave into your lie

So They Say
It started out good. I had lots of attention on here and I got an offer for an online job from an agriculture company in Canada. I was feeling pretty good until my ex came by and showed his true colors. After I left and tried to give it some space I got a message from him with his list of excuses for his bad behavior. I just told him to come and get his business shit out of the house and do his own bookkeeping. I am done being disrepected by him over his crap. Then my AA sponsor told me she was done working with me, because I don't have a good enough program to be any ones sponsor. Then school called and told me that my son was disruptive all day and had to come home early. Oh, and he is suspended from school tomorrow. Can it get any worse? Yes! I go to an AA meeting and my ex's girlfriend is there. It is all I can do to keep from saying fuck it! I have been sober for almost 7 years and I am having a hard time dealing with life. Makes me wonder why I ever got sober. I have been at war

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Look at me Tell me what you see I see secrets and lies that have become me Used for person I was Everything taken from me My family, my home, my life and my soul She took it all away from me Look at me Tell me what you see I don't see all the good things that you might say to me I've been told I've been shown I'm not good for any of those I once believed but now I don't How could I now or ever Torn body from mind I can't completely feel My body feels pain my mind feels nothing I think of love, of pleasure, of companionship But my body feels nothing of this My soul has turned a shade darker

Day Six....
Well today is just like any other day. I tried to keep busy. There is only so much one can do. I had to go to Cincinnati to get Hannah's birth certificate. Then I had to run to the store. Later this evening I went to football practice. I think Harley is really missing his dad. You can see it in his face. The rest of them miss him too. Don't get me wrong. It seems as if he always has the hardest time with Fred being gone. Every night when I put the kids to bed I tell them that I love them and thier daddy does too. Along with hugs and kisses. As for me, each day is harder than the last. My soul mate is gone. I can not function with him gone. A half of me is missing. Have you ever heard someone say that when they met someone they knew at that instant they were going to marry them? Well I use to never believe that until I met Fred. One day talking to him I just knew. Since we were introduced we were inseperable. Except of course when his jobs would take him out of town. We met in

What Tarot Are You?
You Are The Emperor You are an authority figure, and other people look to you for what to do. You are strong and powerful. Crossing you is not a good idea. You have worked hard to get to your position, and you're not about to give it up to anyone. Though you have a warrior heart, you are gentle to those who treat you well. Your fortune: In the near future, you need to be willing and able to defend those you love. This may be the time for you to step up and be the authority figure to those around you. It is time for you to be independent, to become your own person. You may need to look at your relationship with your father, or your relationships as a father. What Tarot Card Are You?

10 Rounds
TRACY BYRD Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo (Casey Beathard/Michael Heeney/Marla Cannon-Goodman) I walked in and the band just started the singer couldn't care a tune in a bucket Was on a mission to drown her memory but I thought no way with all this rukus But after one round with Jose Cuervo I caught my boots tapping along with the beat And After two rounds with Jose Cuervo The band was sounding pretty darn good to me Then some stranger asked me to dance and i reviled to her my two left feet Said "Don't get me wrong, im glad you asked, But tonight's about beating an old memory Then after Three rounds with Jose Cuervo I let her lead me out on the floor And after Four rounds with Jose Cuervo I was showing off moves never seen before Well, round five or round six I forgot what I came to forget After Round seven, Or was it eight? I bought a round for the whole dang place And after nine rounds with Jose Cuervo They were counting me out and i was about to giv

What More Could Happen???
It seems that I just must handle things well or something because every time I turn around something more is getting thrown on my plate. If it isn't the freaking ex and his shit then it my leg here lately. Had been having lots of pain and swelling of the knee all the way down to the foot since Friday. Well since I was hardly able to walk called the docotor and went in to see him to find out he thinks there is a possibilty of a bloodclot, so I am going in tomorrow to have a doppler done. For those that don't no what is causing this is because my leg was broke in July. A dog ran more over! I am serious. Well after breaking the tibea and tearing up my ACL and Cartiledge I have screws and everything now, I thought things were getting better. So I hope tomorrow things go well. I have to have screws out in November due to the surgeon putting to long of ones in. Boy it is great having screws sticking out the inside of ur leg. Bye all that seems to be the lastest news.

Love Life?
i talkd to maggie the other night and it was inlightning i guess she told me she still loves me but i don't know how im supposed to take all of this i love her to death and she knows that i feel so safe when im with her and can actualy feel comfterable around her no matter what its just some times i feel like shes placating(sp?) me and i dont like that feeling at all i never thought i would find the woman i want to spend my life with and know im afraid i have and will never get her back things are just hard right now and it sucks shes sooo far away and she comes home next year for 13m but then she leaves again so if we get back together its going to b worse when she leaves ive never had her for more than a week to my self so 13m is forever o well no sense dwelling on it right now ttyl

Big Leged
Lonnie Johnson Lyrics: Big Leg Woman Lyrics Yes I've got me a big legged woman, that solid rocks my soul Yes I've got me a big legged woman, that solid rocks my soul And every time she turns the lights down low, Jack that's when I give up all my gold She's so fine, she's so mellow, the rest I can't explain Yes she's so fine, she's so mellow, rest I can't explain Way my baby stacked up, it's enough to drive the average cat insane Yes she's got great big legs, so pleasin' on the eye Yes she's got those great big legs, so pleasin' on the eye And the preacher walked by, turned around and looked, Jack and hollered "My, my, my!" She's got those big brown eyes, yes and she's somethin' really fine Yes she's got those big brown eyes, Jack she's somethin' really fine And the best part about it, Jack she's mine, all mine!

Are You Not Curious As To What We're About?
Ok everyone, you see the posts, you read the blogs and bulletins, you have even ventured into the Lounge from time, but what we really want is for you to stick around and enjoy the live music from the best Dj's on the NET, and join us on www.temptationxradio.com click the pick to join us (Temptation~X~Radio)*@ LostCherry We are the Forbidden Fruit............. are you Tempted?

Who R U????
You scored as Tommy Lee. You are Tommy Lee! The Motley Crue bad boy who likes picking fights and wearing pvc and facepaint!.......Although you have the sense to film you supermodel girlfriend suckin you off!Tommy Lee95%Jimi Hendrix85%Kurt Cobain80%Ozzy Osbourne!80%James Hetfield75%Billie Joe Armstrong75%Slash70%What Bad Ass Rock Legend Are you? *with pictures*created with QuizFarm.com

Song
Listen, sister You should wear a smile Jump for joy just like a child 'Cause big fat mamas are back in style Listen, brother It's all over that dial Hear that crowd, they're going wild 'Cause big fat mamas are back in style You need a big fat mama And boys you can't go wrong A big fat mama To rule your home sweet home Listen, mama You gotta keep that double chin 'Cause the big fat mamas and the little fat mamas Are back in style again

Haha Me And James Broke Up!!
YIPPY i'm finally free to do what i wanna do ....me and james broke up .....some shit that i never even said was told to him so he dumped me but its pittiful when he can say shit about my father and everyone but can turn around and act like he didn't say shit and bum a ride off of them ..how lame is that ...i'm not gonna go into detail of why we broke up but the one thing was because he thought i was cheating on him with someone just because i danced with one guy at the bar and he's the one that told me to dance with the guy ...but who gives a shit anywayz ... i now have a date for this weekend and he actually seems like a really great guy and everyone says "anyone's better than james" which is sooo true ...oh btw did everyone hear that i'm a whore? lmao ....he actually posted a bulletin about it ...how immature ...yeh just because i danced with a guy at the bar who he told me to dance with now i'm a whore ...i haven't even said two words to him and he has the nerve to post all kinds o

That Special Someone...
With you in my arms I lay in this bed, With nothing but your beauty to fill my head I don't wanna sleep, Cause dreams aren't enough To ease my mind, I need your touch How do I explain what your presence does to me I forget about the pain I forget about the bleed I forget about the things that make my life hell I block out everything I hate about myself It's comforting to know that your there If your ever in trouble I'll be right here As you lay motionless right by my side I slowly drift away holding you tight I love the way that you move on the floor I love how you wish every night on a star I admire the way that you think of me first I think it's cute that you don't like to curse When you kiss me It drives me insane With one look in your eyes I forget my name The curves of your body make me feel blessed You always give me a hug when I'm feeling stressed Your not what I wanted, your so much more How was I so blind not to see you before Now that your here

What Tarot Card Are You?
You Are The High Priestess You represent mystery - secrets that are yet to be revealed. You find yourself sitting between two worlds: one dark, one light. You tend to hold these two worlds in balance, reconciling the two. Open and welcoming, you invite others to learn your secrets. Your fortune: Something hidden, or latent, in your life is about to come forward. You need to pay more attention to your dreams, thoughts, intuition, and imagination. And if that involves tapping into your dark side, it will all balance out in the end. You have a lot of potential dying to be unleashed, so let those gates open! What Tarot Card Are You?

Sorry.......
Sorry i've been away from this for a short while as ive been si....ck errr nevermind no excuses. Hmmm what can I say about my boring day in miami today ... Well I got to work in the basement of vizcaya lots of fun in a damp, musty, old asbestos covered pipes,great for my already conjested lungs ...hmmm maby this weekend i'll take pictures of the grounds to share. Here is alittle about the place(kinda neet); Vizcaya was the winter residence of American industrialist James Deering from Christmas 1916 until his death in 1925. At the time of Vizcaya’s construction, Miami’s population was around 10,000. More than 1,000 workers were employed in the Vizcaya project, including laborers and craftsmen from the Caribbean and Europe. In addition to the house and gardens, the complex included a farm, livestock, and a variety of other service facilities covering 180 acres on both sides of South Miami Avenue.. Ha! i've probably bored all of the people who have read this already... s

Tarot Card
You Are The Empress You represent the ideal female figure: beauty and nurturing. You bring security and harmony to many. At times, you are also a very sensual person. You are characterized by love, pleasure, and desire. Your fortune: You need to take some time to think about the role of commitment in your life. It's possible you need to commit more to others, or deal with how others have treated you. It is very important for you to support your friends and family right now, difficult as it may be. You may need to look at your relationship with your mother, or your relationships as a mother. What Tarot Card Are You?

People
it is really something to think we actually may know someone.. but honestly do we ever really? everyone has secrets they will never tell.. see even as blunt and honest as i am, i still have things i hide. and as much as a bitch that i am i still have a hard time not helping others i get taken advantage of and i shouldn't. as a mother i find i have taken quite well to nurturing and it makes me wanna help others, but at the same time i am leary to being hurt so i hide away. now some people have good honest hearts, and others have only cruel intent, how do we tell them apart? see i believe observation is the key, when you watch the people talk and act you can pick up little cues and instead of telling yourself it isn't true, believe your head not your heart. i too have done things i am not proud of, but the difference is i learned from it and choose not to do it again.

So Ive Decided That I Hate Doctors
so sunday morning was my knee surgery and so sunday morning i got up and got ready and went to the hospital and i was there for like an hour and then my doctor came and got me and told me to sit in his office and he went over some stuff and i had to fill somethings out and then i was getting ready for my surgery getting changed and i start to cry cause i dont like surgery and then this hott doctor comes in and sat me down and told me everything that was going to happen in the surgery and then drew on my knee where they were going to cut and everything and then he asked if i was ready and i said for you anytime baby and he said alright lets go and i said alright and we did our thing jaykay but then he wheeled me away to my nightmare and then i woke up to about the whole damn hospital crowded around me and then i was in the recovery room and that oh so very hott doctor came back and said everything in the surgery went well and that the healing process should go fine and nice and easy and

Why Do People Play Games???
i just dint get it frist people say they love you then they say that your the one then they fuck you and dump you! and it sounds funny and you would laugh at the person that it happened to. but if that person was you!! you would say how could this happen to me we were happy. but happy just isn't enough!!! ~~ you have to earn and work hard for you relationship tp work!!! ~~~ and thats all i have to say!!!

Chapter Four
CHAPTER FOUR - Zepman's "How I Met Jimmy Page" I awoke to a beautiful, sunny summer day, with surprisingly little ill effects from my night of drunken abandonment. After a nice breakfast across the Thames in Eton, I decided to check out Windsor Castle, which is one of the "residences" the Queen stays at when not at Buckingham Palace. The Castle tour was fabulous, with my favorite places being the Armor room (with a fantastic collection of antique swords, guns, and rifles), and some of the gardens that were in full bloom at that time. Around 4 pm, I took several more pictures to finish that roll of film, then started making my way over to Page's house. I thought it would be appropriate, and a nice gesture, so I stopped in town to purchase a really fine bottle of wine (I didn't want to show up empty- handed!). While walking along the banks of the Thames on my way to Jimmy's residence, I started getting nervous, and worried that I would hear the same dreaded words, "Mr. Page is stil

Right Now Someone..
RIGHT NOW someone is thinking of you someone cares about you someone misses you someone wants to talk to you someone wants to be with you someone hopes you aren't in trouble someone is thankful for the support you have provided someone wants to hold your hand someone hopes everything turns out all right someone wants you to be happy someone wants you to find them someone is celebrating your successes someone wants to give you a gift someone thinks you ARE a gift someone hopes you are not too cold, or too hot someone wants to hug you someone loves you someone wants to lavish you with small gifts someone admires your strength someone is thinking of you and smiling someone wants to be your shoulder to cry on someone wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun someone thinks the world of you someone wants to protect you someone would do anything for you

What Horor Killer Are You
You scored as Leatherface. You are Leatherface. You arent so much evil, as you are doing what it takes to live. You just go along with what the family says, and kill to keep that belly full. Though you may not do it just for fun, you do have serious mental issues, and anyone who happens to bump into you, is sure to live the rest of their life in therapy, that is if they live at all. Leatherface95%Hannibal Lecter95%Michael Myers80%Jigsaw80%Pinhead70%Captain Spaulding60%Freddy Krueger60%Jason Voorhees60%Candyman55%Buffalo Bill50%

So True
> > >1. Girls can fuck you and keep it movin' too. Stop thinkin' that if you fuck with us we're gonna catch feelings. Ain't nobody thinking about you man. > > >2. Definition of a gold-digger: Former innocent, loyal, sweet,heartbroken girl who has come to the conclusion that men just don't give a fuck about women and have nothing to offer besides dick, and money. Dick disappoints sometime, money never does. > > >3. Just cause your loyal girlfriend forgave you doesn't mean things will remain the same. Newsflash: Any cute male "friend"that she may have has now moved up a few knotches, playa. > > >4. Big titties can't suck a good dick. Nuff' said. > > >5. If she's mad cool, the two of you always get along with no arguments, and kicking it with her is like kicking it with yur boys, keep up the good work. You haven't pissed her off yet. > > >6. Long hair is not the most important factor. Some short hairstyles are bangin', short dicks ain't. Get your priorities straight, s

*~* Fuck You Myspace *~*
So here is my first Lost Cherry blog, and though I admit this is a pretty cool site I still like the layout from myspace more.... :( However, it's run by 5 y/os because I did nothing wrong and was banned from the forums for some reatarded reason making going online there now almost pointless. 90% of profile views come from being in the forums, and I cant even post in my groups forums!! Now tell me there is NOT something wrong with that. So I miss myspace and will probably give it a month before I try and switch to my duplicate profile and hopefully can access the forums again like that!!! Not to insult this site, but when you get addicted to something and it is wrongfully ripped from you, it kinda sucks!!! Anyways such is my rant for today!!!!! ~~~

Repost This For Breast Sake
MYTH: Finding a lump in your breast means you have breast cancer. TRUTH: Eight out of ten lumps are benign, or not cancerous. If you discover a persistent lump in your breast or any changes in breast tissue, it is very important that you see a physician immediately. Many times fear keeps women from aggressive health care. Sometimes women stay away from medical care because they fear what they might find. Take charge of your own health by monthly self-exams, regular visits to the doctor, and regularly scheduled mammograms. MYTH: Men do not get breast cancer. TRUTH: This year 211,000 women will be diagnosed with breast cancer and 43,300 will die; however, 1,600 men will be diagnosed with breast cancer and 400 will die. While the percentage of men who are diagnosed with breast cancer is small, men should also give themselves monthly exams and note changes to their physicians. MYTH: A mammogram can cause breast cancer to spread. TRUTH: An x-ray of the breast is called a mamm

What Christmas Tree Are You?
You Are a Traditional Christmas Tree For a good Christmas, you don't have to re-invent the wheel. You already have traditions, foods, and special things you bring out every year. What Christmas Tree Are You?

So What Is It With Friends Now Aday's?
so i am at home last night...knowing not to smoke in the computer room or in the basement!! due to the fact that it bother's my mom's heart still!! fine and dandy....but my buddy, who was living with us....seemed to not listen...so my mom snapped and told him to pack his shit up....so who gets the blame?? you guessed it ME!! so now i dont know what is going on with this or that.....and if i will hear from him again, he was a really good friend from back in BC!! it starts off with a shitty day at work, getting sick...then to find out your "so called" best friend blames you for shit like that............. make sence to you?? didnt think so

Cute And Curvy Contest
Ok, so my friend asked me to join this contest shes having. Its the Cute and Curvy Contest hosted by the one and only ~*Lips of an Angel*~. I suck at this part, so please stop by her page and vote. There are alot of beautiful girls in there. Have fun :-) Here's the URL since I suck and have no idea how to put in a link. lol http://lostcherry.com/kkelley20 Have a great day All!!!

It's Just A Plant!
I have been doing some reading LOL check this out. MYTH: MARIJUANA'S HARMS HAVE BEEN PROVED SCIENTIFICALLY. In the 1960s and 1970s, many people believed that marijuana was harmless. Today we know that marijuana is much more dangerous than previously believed. FACT: In 1972, after reviewing the scientific evidence, the National Commission on Marijuana and Drug Abuse concluded that while marijuana was not entirely safe, its dangers had been grossly overstated. Since then, researchers have conducted thousands of studies of humans, animals, and cell cultures. None reveal any findings dramatically different from those described by the National Commission in 1972. In 1995, based on thirty years of scientific research editors of the British medical journal Lancet concluded that "the smoking of cannabis, even long term, is not harmful to health." MYTH: MARIJUANA IS HIGHLY ADDICTIVE. Long term marijuana users experience physical dependence and withdrawal, and often need professional dr

Vote For Me Please!
http://www.lostcherry.com/viewimage.php?u=144713&albumid=67710&i=3120085286 Please people vote for my dragon tattoo! I know the picture quality sucks but I've haven't had my digi camera for some time and the camera phone had to do.

40 Mistakes Men Make While Having Sex With Women
40 MISTAKES MEN MAKE WHILE HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN (Some Men Really Need To Read This) 1) NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay. 2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts. 3) NOT SHAVING. You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance. 4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress,

How Well Do You Know Me?
Answer these so I know how much you know and care 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? 7. How long do you think we will be friends? 8. Do you love me? 9. Do you have a crush on me? 10. Would you kiss me? 11. Would you hug me? 12. Physically, what stands out? 13. Emotionally, what stands out? 14. Do you wish i was cooler? 15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? 16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 17. Am I loveable? 18. How long have you known me? 19. Describe me in 3 words: 20. What was your first impression? 21. Do you still think that way about me now? 22. What do you think my weakness is? 23. Do you think i'll get married? 24. What makes me happy? 25. What makes me sad? 26. What reminds you of me? 27. If you could give me anything what would it be? 28. How well do you know me? 29. Do you

Valentines Day
When your birthday falls within the same month as the friend you come across you frequently recognize the date/ occasion relationship (Feb14 and Valentines Day). The problem with Valentines Day, though, is that as a child you only expect gifts for a birthday. Sure you give mom a card because she gave one to dad, to give to you. Then as an adult you have to shift to considering the holiday created by greeting card, candy and floral companies. What a joke. When you love someone you think of them constantly. A holiday for love, nice, try to get a restaurant table for your birthday. I guess the occasion will never expire as long as there is a commercial value to it. Yep its a holiday to sell you more perishables when the credit card balance is at its highest, after Christmas. Well, since I have a birthday on the 14th, I hope you love your mate to death on the 13th, so the morons can get a restaurant seat on my birthday. Ill see you on the 13th when I can get restaurant service.

What I Fear Most
Someone asked me once what I feared most. I guess at the time I was afraid to answer truthfully so I gave a knee jerk answer, you know the one, I am afraid of, take your pick of the most pc fears today. But for some reason ( I know the reason Im just not ready to admit it out loud yet) I have been thinking about it alot lately. In fact it has kept me from sleeping for about a week now. Over and over it is in my head, and if I am sleeping, it consumes me. So I usually spend my nights counting the revolutions of my cieling fan. And by the way, it is never consistent, you know since the electricity in our home is never actually 110 volts but thats another conversation. So in staying on the point, and I guess there is no plausable reason to try to sidetrack here since I am writing and not talking I will have to go on with it. I cant even come out and say it. I mean without giving the whole in part. Or is it the part in whole? (see I am hoping by now you are bored with this little ent

Ok This Is My Life Of Course
Well she called me up tonight giving me "bad" news that she fucked somebody else and then was still wearing her ring and was thinking about me when she did it she also told her maybe ex boyfriend that she still wants to marry me (yeah fucking right and shes saying i had the right to know she fucked some other guy I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO DESERVE THIS TORMENT) I never cheated on her i never did anything wrong why the hell is she doing this to me she did it to the rest of the guys but they did shit to her so why am i treated like shit i put up with it for so long maybe she just gonna fuck with me until i go shoot myself Yeah thats it it'll stop everything im already going to hell

Laughter
A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery Â When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, "Keep off the grass." Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient's dressing, which said, "Sorry, had to mow the lawn."

Well Dammit
Well dammit i still owe $400.00 on my rent and i have not a fucking idea how im going to pay it, my phone should be getting cut off cause i cant pay that either, all this shit happened since i got fired from my job, I was a secretary at a printing co. for 15 years and the whole time i worked there i got sexually harrassed by 3 different guys. Oh well i just had to vent thanks for reading! :-) So i'm not sure how much longer i will be on here, since i can't pay for my phone bill!!!

What Mother Taught Me......
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll si

Woman's Poem & Man's Poem
WOMAN'S POEM... Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long. One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer To "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM... I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a __it.

Breakfast Enchiladas With Salsa Verde
Salsa Verde 1 1/2 lbs. tomatillos 2 jalapeno chiles, seeded and chopped 1/4 C. chopped sweet onion 1 to 2 cloves garlic, roughly chopped 1 t. white wine vinegar 1/2 t. salt 1/2 C. chopped cilantro Scrambled Eggs Olive oil cooking spray 6 extra-large eggs 1 T. water 2 oz. queso fresco or cream cheese, cut into small pieces 2 cooked and diced red-skinned potatoes or 1/2 C. cooked crumbled sausage (optional) 8 flour tortillas, warmed 1 C. shredded Monterey jack cheese To make the salsa verde: Soak tomatillos in warm water for a few minutes just to loosen the dry husks. Rinse well under running water, removing the husks. Place a few tomatillos at a time on a stovetop grill set over medium heat. Char on both sides until tomatillos are flecked with black but not softened. Use tongs to turn them. Alternatively, char under a medium broiler, but be careful not to cook them too much. Place charred tomatillos into the bowl of a food processor. Add c

Tortilla Green Chili Quiche
Olive oil cooking spray 5 thin 10-inch flour tortillas 1/3 C. grated Parmesan cheese 1/2 C. sour cream, light or regular 2 extra-large eggs 1 can (7 ounces) green chiles, drained and rinsed 1 jalapeno chile, seeded and minced (optional) 1/4 C. chopped onion 1 T. minced cilantro 1 1/2 C. grated Monterey jack cheese Chile powder or paprika Preheat the oven to 350°F. Mist a 13 x 9 inch baking dish or other shallow oven-proof dish with the olive oil spray. If the tortillas are cold and stiff, warm them in a nonstick pan to make them more pliable. Fit them into the baking dish, overlapping and with at least 2 inches of the edges sticking up out of the dish. When all the tortillas are fitted into the dish, mist them with cooking spray. Sprinkle evenly with the Parmesan cheese and bake for 5 minutes. Remove from the oven but leave the oven on. Put the sour cream, eggs, 2 of the green chiles, the jalapeno, onion and cilantro into the bowl of a food proces

Nascarmania
Welcome to Bullwinkleland; I thank you for taking time out and stopping by to say "HI". Time is real scarce for people and it warms my heart to see that you shared a few moments of your time with me.. Awwww. Thanks. POP in anytime....

A Bad Day
You Know It Will Be a Bad Day When Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell's Angels. The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money. You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold. You get to work and find a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office. Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You turn on the evening news and they are showing emergency routes out of the city. Your twin sister forgets your birthday. Your 4-year-old tells you that it's almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet. You realize that you just sprayed spot remover under your arms instead of deodorant. You discover that your 12-year-old's idea of humor is putting crazy glue in your Preparation H. You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning. You start to put up the clothes you wore home from the party last night....... and there aren't any. It costs more to fill up your car than it did t

A Hot Night
She smiled quietly as he came to her, his hands gentle and warm on her face. He kissed her softly, tenderly, his mouth brushing over hers with the delicateness of a butterfly wing. She sighed and twined her arms about his neck and slid her hands through his dark hair, ruffling it. Oh, but she had missed him. How many a night had she spent dreaming of just such an encounter? Her nerves caught fire under his touch as he slowly took the banked fires of her desire for him and stoked them into an inferno that threatened to rage out of control. She moaned and sighed underneath him as he lay full-length upon her. She was already impatient to have him inside her--it had been so long... But he wasn't yet ready to let go. Soothingly, he stroked his hand over her hair until she quieted. Then he began to seduce her in earnest. He wanted to have her begging for him. It wasn't fair that he be the only one to suffer, and lord only knew how many times she had teased and tau

A Bucket Of Money
One fine evening a man walked into a fast-food chicken place and bought a nine-piece bucket of chicken. He took his chicken to the park for a romantic picnic under the moonlight with his lady. Upon reaching into the bucket, however, he received a surprise. Instead of chicken he discovered what was apparently the restaurant's night deposit--nine thousand dollars. The young man brought the bucket back to the store and asked for his chicken in exchange for the money. The manager, in awe of the young man's honesty, asked for his name and told him he wanted to call the newspaper and the local news station to do a story on him. He would become a local hero, an example of honesty and morality that would inspire others! The hungry man shrugged it off. "My date's waiting. I just want my chicken." The manager's renewed amazement over the young man's humility almost overwhelmed him. He begged to be allowed to tell the story on the news. At this the honest man became angry with the manager and d

Migas With Fresh Tortillas
4 large eggs 1 T. water 1 T. salsa 1 T. butter 1 T. olive oil 2 6-inch corn tortillas, torn into small pieces 1/4 C. finely chopped white onion 2 T. chopped green chiles 1 tomato, seeds and pulp removed, chopped 1/2 C. chopped avocado, sprinkled with a little lemon juice 2 t. minced fresh cilantro 2/3 C. grated mild cheddar or Monterrey jack cheese crema or sour cream In a small bowl, lightly beat together the eggs, water and salsa, and set aside. Warm the butter and olive oil in a heavy skillet. Add the tortilla pieces and sauté until softened. Add the chopped onion and sauté until it is transparent. Stir in the chopped green chiles. Pour the egg mixture into the skillet, and "scramble" until eggs are done. Remove the skillet from heat, and sprinkle the chopped tomato, avocado, cilantro and cheese into the eggs, again stirring well. Serve at once with warm flour tortillas. Garnish with additional salsa and crema or sour cream

Evening Rambling
The day hasn't turned out to be all that bad considering my honeybaby had to work another nasty double. I managed to get a few things accomplished anyways. I did a little adding to my LC page today, and replaced the heart. I got tired of it and decided it was time for something new. I love the new way I have his pictures and the fact that I was able to add more to it. I have 3 tourneys set for tonight. My 10:00 has a beautiful tiger background. I saved that one for 10:00 because I know my baby loves tigers. Hopefully tomorrow we will have our Bowling room secured though I am still uncertain about a Gin room as of yet. DJ and I have been getting along quite well as of late considering our impending separation and divorce. I am so glad because all the fussing was about to drive me out of my mind. I think we are going to be much better as friends. We are just way to different to live in the same house. I will stop rambling for now. I need to get my behind to Dice and get read

Tortilla De Patatas (potato Omelet)
1/2 pound Mexican longaniza, casings removed (see Note) 5 medium-size russet potatoes 1 large onion, chopped Salt Extra virgin light olive oil 5 eggs Cut sausage into small pieces and cook in a skillet over low heat for 25 minutes. Drain and set aside. Peel potatoes and cut each into 6 lengthwise wedges. Slice each wedge crosswise into thin triangles. Combine potatoes and onion, season with salt and toss to combine. Heat 1/2 inch of olive oil in a medium-size skillet over medium heat. (Don't cut down on amount of oil; use enough to completely cover potatoes.) Add potato mixture and cook, stirring occasionally to prevent sticking, until potatoes are tender. Drain off excess oil (almost all oil drains off; see note at end of analysis). Lightly beat eggs in a bowl, then add potato mixture, sausage and salt to taste. Place a medium-size nonstick skillet over medium heat. When pan is hot, add 1 tablespoon olive oil. When oil is hot, add egg-potato mixture. Cook

Learning And Getting Ready
Well hello cherry lovers Today was productive for me, I learned something about myself, I have a character flaw, but just a minor one and thats ok, I can work on it and live with it, there's a lot of other worse traits that alot of people have that i couldn't live with. Getting ready to start a new job finally! I start the 5th of this month, decent pay and benifits ina few months too, Hell yeah! plus I got a different car, which I been working the bugs out of over the last week, just about have it in ship shape now too, so overall its been a great day. well that's a start for now people. Till next time MikeZ

Chorizo Con Papas
1/2 lb. chorizo 6 T. corn oil 1 large potato diced 1 medium onion diced 1 sweet pepper diced 2 - 3 jalapeňo, diced 2 tomatoes chopped 6 eggs beaten flour tortillas picante sauce Remove casings from sausage. Brown in a skillet, crumbling it as it cooks. Remove from pan and drain. Heat oil in skillet. Add diced potato, onion, sweet pepper, jalapeňo, and tomatoes. Cook until tender. Add sausage and eggs. Cook until eggs are set. Serve with warm flour tortillas and picante sauce.

All Of The World Cant Hold Me Down
Hey everyone thanx for making me feel welcome and being so sweet!!!! feel free to add me as a friend and ill make sure to add u back kk thnx for everything ppl peace out hommies

Pay Attention
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In vet medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students . The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

Chili Relleno Omelet With Salsa Fresca
1 4 oz. can whole roasted and peeled green chilis 1/2 C. shredded Monterey jack cheese 5 or 6 large eggs 3 T. water or milk salt and pepper to taste 1 T. butter A serving plate, prewarmed in a 175°F oven Sliced avocado and sour cream for garnish, and Salsa Fresca (on the side) Heat a 10-inch omelet or saute pan (preferably aluminum with a nonstick coating and sloping sides) on a medium-high burner. Drain the green chilis, removing any white seeds (they are really hot); they can be cut into strips, or left whole. Whisk together eggs, water or milk and salt and pepper. When the pan is hot, add the butter, swish it around and pour in the eggs. Allow to cook for a minute, then begin to stir the eggs with a fork, gently pulling the set part away from the edges of the pan toward the center, allowing the uncooked part to flow underneath. When the eggs are set but not dry, lay the green chilis down the center of the pan perpendicular to the handle, and sprinkle th

Snappy Comebacks
Snappy Comebacks Snappy Comeback #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." Snappy Comeback #2 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Snappy Comeback #3 The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. Snappy Comeback #4 A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it the bridg

Southwestern Sunrise
2 T. butter 1 roasted red pepper, peeled, seeded and halved 1/2 ripe avocado, pitted, peeled and diced 2 large eggs Salt and fresh ground black pepper, to taste 2 T. Monterey Jack cheese, grated 2 T. sour cream 1 T. fresh cilantro, chopped Preheat oven to 350°F. Place one tablespoon butter in each ramekin, place in oven and melt butter. Coat ramekins with melted butter. Put a roasted red pepper half at the bottom of each ramekin and top with diced avocado. Carefully break an egg in each ramekin and season with salt and pepper. Top each ramekin with one tablespoon cheese. Return ramekins to oven and bake 15 minutes or until eggs have set to desired firmness. Dollop each with sour cream and sprinkle with cilantro.

Please Pray
I would like to ask all of my friends to please keep my brother in their prayers,I got a phone call last night that made my heart sigh.It seems that my older brother has contracted hepatitis c and is going to have to go through chemo for the next year.I know right now what your thinking,but your wrong he seems to think he contracted it from sharing a tooter with someone who has it,he is clean now as I am too,you might think a little meth or dope is no big deal but this just shows different,I've lost so much family since 97 that this is just heartbreaking!I'm praying that the chemo will help. Thank you 4ever me and a few others that were there lastnight when I found out.You all mean alot to me!

Things Found Only In America
Things Found Only in America 1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America......do people order popcorn, nachos, and a diet Coke at the movies. 5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. 7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in Ame

Hope It Wiggles
Subject: Hope it wiggles for you! Ain't it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" "5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!" Flour and Water How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the

Beef And Rice Enchiladas
1 pound ground round 1 medium onion, chopped 1/2 cup chopped green bell pepper 1 tablespoon minced garlic 1 can (6 ounces) tomato paste 3/4 cup water 1 cup cooked white rice 3 cups shredded cheddar cheese (divided) 1 1/2 teaspoons dried oregano 1/2 teaspoon dried thyme 1/2 teaspoon fennel seed 1 teaspoon garlic salt 1 tablespoon chili powder 12 flour tortillas (about 10-inches) warmed 8 ounces picante sauce or salsa 1 can (about 10 ounces) enchilada sauce In large saute pan, cook ground round, onion, bell pepper and garlic until meat is thoroughly cooked. Remove from heat and drain excess liquid. Add tomato paste, water, rice, 2 cups cheese, picante sauce and seasonings. Cook over low heat until mixture is thickened, about 10 minutes. Spread 1/2 cup of beef mixture on each tortilla and roll it up. Pour 1/4 cup sauce on bottom of 9-inch baking pan. Place enchiladas, seam side down, in pan. Pour rest of sauce over burritos and sprinkl

Dear Kotex (too Funny Not To Share!)
Dear Kotex, I recently noticed that the peel-off strip of my pantyliner had a bunch of "Kotex Tips for Life" on it. Annoying advice such as: *Staying active during your period can relieve cramps. *Avoiding caffeine may help reduce cramps and headaches. *Drink 6-8 glasses of water a day to keep you hydrated and feeling fresh. *Try Kotex blah blah blah other products... Obviously the individual behind this was someone who has never possessed a functioning set of ovaries. Go ahead and tell a menstruating woman that drinking 6-8 glasses of water will help keep her feeling fresh. Like we need more fluid inside our bloated bodies from hell...but go ahead...I triple-dog-friggen-dare-ya... See what happens and report back. I'll wait. While you're at it, dump out the coffee at work and remove the chocolate from the vending machine. I garan-damn-tee you that the first responders will be females who just ovulated. Staying active will relieve headaches & cramps...well gu

Love Is A Divine Thing
Love is a Divine thing The Bottom Line My first romantic poem completely re-worked and over hauled Tasting of thy lips like fine wine and the red flash of hair a flame to be kindled for romance. One smile to savor the memories and enjoy the kisses. A hug to remember the love once held and something to be needed later. Love such a divine thing one in all have it and cherish it. If ever a time to admit and have feelings for one life is that time and that place. Where you can value your love to the fullest and the finest. Ah, but what of the losses you must first under take. Looking at your own character taking an inventory of yourself. Thy losses mount up and your once great courage dwindles what a loss to behold. Of all things love such a divine thing to have in hold is something I have not. What makes men and women so great is those words which have yet to effect me. I love you said to a kind and caring ear. Thirty one years old and never in love oh for shame and

Shrimp Enchiladas
1 1/2 pounds Large or Medium Shrimp, cleaned and peeled 1 teaspoon salt 1 can (14.5 ounce) crushed tomatoes 1 can (8 ounce) tomato sauce 3 each chipotle peppers in adobo sauce 1 teaspoon sugar 4 tablespoon canola oil 6 cloves garlic, crushed 1 1/4 teaspoons ground cumin 2 1/2 tablespoons fresh lime juice 1/4 cup chopped cilantro plus sprigs for garnish non-stick cooking spray 12 each white corn tortillas 2 cups shredded queso asadero or Monterey cheese Boil 6 cups water in a 4-quart pot. Add salt, then shrimp; cook 3 minutes until shrimp just turn pink. Drain, reserving 2 cups of the “shrimp” water. Cut shrimp into bite-sized pieces. Heat oven to 425° F. Blend tomatoes, tomato sauce, chipotles, sugar and 1 cup “shrimp” water in a blender. Warm 1 tablespoon oil in a large, deep skillet over Medium-High heat. Saute garlic and cumin 1 minute, stirring constantly to prevent garlic from burning. Add lime juice, tomato mixture and remaining

Experimental Cam Page
NO EXCITEMENT HERE. I do not have a cam. I do not use a cam. This blog is for my 2 friends who may want to use a cam. I am learning to use the codes fron the STICKAM site so i can help them. So far, I can join and paste code. I do not yet know how to activate the cam feed into an LC blog. If you know how to do this; hit me up i could use the advice. In an unrelated matter,...do you like it, Texas? Broadcast Yourself LIVE

Im Looking For New Friends
If you stop by please free feel to add me on as a friend,,you can never have to many friends, IF you rate my pictures please tell me so i can come and do the same,, I am just looking for friends who will keep in touch every now and then and who wont forget about me, Thanks Hugs N Kisses Doris

The Goodbye Letter
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. "Dear Dad, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hur

Why Cats Are Better Then Men
A CAT always hits the litterbox. Better chance of training a CAT. No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it. You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother. If you ask enough times, a CAT may actually listen to you. A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner. You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails. It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend. You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a pig when you host a party. A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... A man thinks he is.

Don't Mess With Little Old Ladies!
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding.... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving. Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. Older Woman: I can't do that. Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car. Officer: Stole it? Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner. Officer: You what? Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun. Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle. Older woman: Is there

Cyber Sex
Rules for cyber sex...(it's a joke, people) 1. Before becoming involved in any kind of cybersex please make sure your spouse, boyfriend, kids, etc., are out of the room at the time (preferably out of the house, and not during a major holiday when your in-laws are also present, or at a time when all your relatives are inattendance). It really gets difficult explaining what you are doing undressing in front of the computer, drooling out of one corner of your mouth, moaning and groaning while the buzz of various "toys" can heard. 2. For men, before you begin, please check that your modem protector is on, along with the splash guard for your keyboard. It will stop the future embarrassment of telling the computer technician that your keys are "stuck" and you have no idea why. 3. For women, no matter what you are truly wearing, such as, sweat pants, sweat shirt, torn bathrobe, slippers, t-shirt with stains on the front, bloomer underwear that could cover a car or

Yes!
I put a voice comment thing on my page so you should leave me one. Anyway that lil shit pissed all over tonight lol. Ive changed my shirt 3 times. And i ended up hurting my wrist, badly, i think its like injured or something cause when i move it, it like is purple and dont like to move. Oops. Stupid wall lmao. Ugh what was i doing?

Common Sense
Obituary of the late Mr. Common Sense Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 -year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers

Being An Indian
Being an Indian is not in the bloodline, but in the way of life." Being Indian is mainly in your heart. It's a way of walking with the earth instead of upon it. Mother Earth is not a resource, she is an heirloom."

My Gift
MY GIFT~ The gift I give to you ,is my hands. So,they may caress you like the warm winds. So,they may touch you in warmth,like the sun, and pick up the pieces your heart has left behind. They will pull you closer to me, closer to my Heart,closer to my Spirit. The gift I give to you ,are my eye's. So,that you can always see the truth. So ,that you can always see the beauty, So,that each day when you arise,you can see all the love the Creator has sent to you. You can see that,each day is worth living.. The gift I give to you. Are my arms, They are a pillar of Strength,and an endless source of comfort. They will hold you ever so gently,in your time of need. They will wrap around you like a blanket of warm love. They will always reach out for you,when you need them the most. They will keep you safe,and warm,from the cold world outside. The gift I give to you, Are my ears... So you may always,hear the song of Life. You will always know the words in my Heart. A

Ok I Finally Got The Real Dirt On Barbie!!!
WE ALL KNOW HOW SHE DRINKS! TURNS OUT SHE HAD AN ACCIDENT!! AND A DUI!!! AFTER THE FINES AND SHAME SHE WENT INTO HIDING AND BEGAN BINGE EATING! THEN SHE STARTED DRINKIN AGAIN AND LOST WEIGHT WELL SHE GOT INTO TROUBLE AGAIN AND ENDED UP JOINING THE MILITARY SO SHE WOULDNT END UP IN JAIL! BUT SHE GOT CAPTURED BY THE ENEMY TORTURED! CONVERTED! TRAINED (ONLINE TRAINING COURSES)TO BE A SPY AND A DOUBLE AGENT AND FINALLY NOW SHE IS THE POSTER MODEL FOR ALL THE YOUNG SUICIDE BOMBERS IN LEBANON, IRAQ, AFGHANISTAN, AND KENTUCKY!!! SEEN HERE MODELING THE LATEST IN EXPLOSIVE DEVICES, DUMB BITCH!!

A Cherokee Prayer
Oh Great Spirit,whose voice I hear in the winds, And whose breath gives life to everyone, Hear me. I come to you as one of your many children: I am weak...I am small..I need your wisdom and your strength. Let me walk in beauty,and make my eye's ever behold the red and purple sunsets. Make my hands respect the things you have made. And make my ears sharp so I may hear your voice. Make me wise,so that I may understand what you have taught my people and , The lessons you have hidden in each leaf and each rock.. I ask for wisdom and strength. Not to be superior to my brothers,but to be able to fight my greatest enemy,myself. Make me ever ready to come before you with clean hands and a straight eye. So as life fades away as a fading sunset. My Spirit may come to you without shame~ (Chief Lone Eagle of the Cherokees)

I Am A Cherokee
Like the spirit Of the Cherokee My spirit soars high Wild and Free ~ This is my country This is my land This country was built By my Fathers hand ~ I bleed for my brothers I bleed for my sisters Spirits who once ran free Now only a memory ~ I am a Cherokee Proud and free On this land I will stay Until eternity ~ Author ~~Isis..aka..Cherokee_Spirit~~

A Soldier
Soldiers come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. He is sly as a fox, has the nerve of a dope addict, the stories of an old sailor, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly of Mt. Saint Helen. He is extremely irresistible, totally irrational and completely indestructible. A Soldier is a Soldier all his life. He is a magical creature. You can kick him out of your house but not out of your heart. You can take him off your mailing list but not off your mind. Soldiers are found everywhere...in love...in battle...in lust...in trouble...in debt...in bars and behind them. No one can write so seldom and yet think so much of you. No one else can get so much enjoyment out of a letter or clean clothes or a six pack. A Soldier is a genius with a deck of cards. A millionaire without a cent and brave without a grain of sense. He is the PROTECTOR OF AMERICA, with the latest copy of playboy

In Finding You
Dedicated to j. Oct. 3, 2006 By Karin-Rochelle So many paths we have walked down So many twists and turns So many miles So many years So many seasons have turned So many wonders So many sunsets So many times that we've missed being now together like this We have so many more Moonlit nights to burn. In finding you I'm finding me In finding you Im finally free to love so much love so unconditionally In finding you I cant ignore In finding you The love I adore In finding you I searched the world over And you were right next door. So many kisses in so many hours So many words have gained so much power So many stars shine and oceans rage on in my mind So many rainbows So many storms So many lifetimes in our next glances So many times I can look forward to this... In finding you I cant ignore In finding you The love I adore In finding you I searched the world over And you were right next door

The Final Inspection
The soldier stood and faced God, Which must always come to pass. He hoped his shoes were shining, Just as brightly as his brass. "Step forward now, you soldier, How shall I deal with you? Have you always turned the other cheek? To My Church have you been true?" The soldier squared his shoulders and said, "No, Lord, I guess I ain't. Because those of us who carry guns, Can't always be a saint. I've had to work most Sundays, And at times my talk was tough. And sometimes I've been violent, Because the world is awfully rough. But, I never took a penny, That wasn't mine to keep... Though I worked a lot of overtime, When the bills got just too steep. And I never passed a cry for help, Though at times I shook with fear. And sometimes, God, forgive me, I've wept unmanly tears. I know I don't deserve a place, Among the people here. They never wanted me around, Except to calm their fears. If you've a place for me

Doin Time..
SO I AM DOIN TIME LIVIN FOR FREEDOM.. I AM THE SINGER FOR THE BAND AND MY BAND "JASON AND THE PUNKNECKS".. my site is up in a few days.. http://www.punknecks.com also there is a live interview volume 120 on http://www.nextbighit.com ..i hold the world record for the longest mobile flesh hanging suspension in LAS VEGAS,IT WAS ON RIPLEYS BELIEVE IT OR NOT EPISODE # 316.. I HAVE BEEN ON THE ROAD FOR OVER A YEAR AND A HALF NOW.. ONTO THE SOUTHERN STATES THEN TEXAS AND MIDWEST.. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME..

About Positions And Attitudes [ Adult Content ]
Fat sex The Mythology of Obesity tells us that sex with a fat partner is either fruitless or impossible. It's a prejudice that crosses all boundaries of race, class, education, and physique: you're as likely to encounter it in a gynecologist's office as in the pages of The National Lampoon. In the real world, sex is more likely to be impeded by anxiety than adiposity. Fear of rejection, fear of not meeting the partner's expectations, and fear of not being able to perform are among the most common emotional barriers to intercourse. Some dysfunctional people harbor feelings of guilt over their sexual needs, or lack the skill or desire to stimulate their partner. Even mild anxiety can impede or disable sexual performance. Ignorance and inexperience contribute their own problems. "Frequently, for instance" reveals Dr. Helen Singer Kaplan in Psychology Today, "neither spouse knows where the clitoris is or recognizes its potential for eliciting erotic pleasure. They have intercourse as s

Cooperisms Pt.2
Cooperisms Pt.2 "TERRORISM" May 2002 - So it appears that the "home of the brave" includes citizens who may be intimidated by the presence of a plastic knife! One may only be terrorized if he allows himself to be. "Terror" is a bad word and should be abandoned. Apparently, we are living in an age when word usage may be dictated by the timid, the cowardly and the dishonorable. Let us turn that around and set up proper English usage to suit people who are worthy of it. Just as you cannot be enslaved against your will, you cannot be terrorized against your will. We inherit a noble tradition. Let us now resolve to live up to it! FRIENDLY FIRE December 2002 - This talk of " friendly fire" is interesting. Having some personal experience in these matters, I can attest that in a major battle it is next to impossible to determine whence gunfire is coming. The single most colorful instance that comes to mind in my own case involved the destruction of an LCI (Landing Craft, Infantry) that

Cooperisms Part 1
Some small quotes from the Colonel Cooperisms Part 1 GOOD BULLETS January 1960--"Being a blackhearted reactionary, I've always been bitter about the loss of the great .30-caliber, 180-grain, boat-tailed, open-point-expanding bullet put out by Western before WW II. On my first big hunt I used it exclusively, and took moose, white goat, caribou and a 39x16-inch bighorn with exactly four shots." SILHOUETTES October 1960--"I have heard it proposed that we should never shoot at a silhouette, the idea of shooting at a man being too horrible to contemplate. Well now, are we suddenly unaware that there is such a thing as combat, or are we just trying to pretend that there isn't? This is a curious, latter-day parallel to the Victorian attitude about sex." SPEED ON THE DRAW April 1961--"All good combat shots are fast. Some are very fast indeed. But there is no point in asking whether they are faster or slower than a 'fast-draw' specialist. More pertinent is what the latter can hi

Pandas
This is for those that haven't seen the 16 baby pandas. . . SICHUAN , China -- One zoo in southwest China has its hands full with 16 baby pandas. The Sichuan Wolong Panda Protection and Breed Center is dealing with the results of a breeding boom -- 16 pandas have been born since July, 2005. The brood includes five sets of twins. The cubs are weighed and measured every five days by a special panda nurse. The heaviest tips the scale at just over 24 pounds, while the lightest weighs about 11 pounds. The pandas are due to stop being suckled by their mothers in February, 2006 just about the time they'll start learning to walk. Once weaned, the panda cubs will attend panda kindergarten. In the meantime, more little ones are expected at the center, since 38 giant pandas were artificially impregnated.

Secrets
The Bottom Line a prose poem about forbidden love. We keep meeting in dark places, alleys, badly lit hotels, pool halls, and train stations. We cannot bear to watch each other. Too much pain lies in the knowledge. Besides we feel much more than we need to know. You wear dark clothes to fit in among the shadows. Mine are white as a defiance of our situation. We belong to other people. Tied with chains of gold, chains of affection. You never told me your name. I never told you mine. We never speak of trivial things. They belong elsewhere. Our world is a twilight world of desire, a limbo were we are shackled to each other. Like Janus, I am two-faced. You always taste of spices. Maybe you work as a chef. You never told me. I wear your scent like perfume, I breathe your air like it was sacred. You shed you blood for me, you give me your body to eat. We are the gods of this world. We fear the dawn, it’s an ugly creature, clawing at us. Let’s pretend it’ll never come. Punish me wi

Book
So i'm participating in NaNoWriMo, only I'm doing it this month b/c I bought the book and you can do it any month you want. I'm doing a scfi-fi fantasy novel, currently without a title and possibly no plot, haha. BUT! It shall rawk, just cuz I'm writing it!! LoL, j/k. I will be updating with a word count, if anyone cares, as I go. 357/50k

Are You A Type A Personality?
You Have A Type B+ Personality You're a pro at going with the flow You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer A total joy to be around, people crave your stability. While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity. Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?

Life Sucks Then Ya Die, Right?
So this is my blog about life in general in my neck of the woods....Fairbanks, Alaska....yay. To sum it all up: I'm currently un-employed, un-attached, and unsure of how I'm going to fix these issues, if I ever do. I have Fibromyalgia and am suffering like there's no tomorrow due to the fact that it's almost winter and the cold temperatures tend to make the pain worse... I was lucky to hop online today at my folk's house, so hopefully I'll have an update here soon! ~Korean Rachel

You Are The One
You're the one I love. Who I love when there is nothing left to say, nothing left to do, no one to say goodbye to. You're the one I love. Who I love when the sun stands high, when the sun sinks low, when the birds fly south, when they return to the north. You're the one I love. Who I love when I'm angry, when I'm confused, when I'm frustrated, when I'm failing. You're the one I love. Who I love when the world smiles and I with it, when the autumn evening blossoms, when I glimpse what's gone, when I see what's left behind. You're the one I love. Who I love when all I have, when all I know, when all I see, when all I feel is love.

I Love Him!
i love him so much..and i want to give him my life..i want to give him my heart..i want to give him all that i have..i love him so much, and he makes me feel special. i love you chris..and im never going to stop. youre incredible, and i just wanna lay in ur arms forever.. i love you baby

Am I Impulsive?
You Are 60% Impulsive You're quite impulsive, but you never are reckless. You qualify as a very spontaneous person, but you still know how to honor your commitments. And while responsibility doesn't come easy to you, having fun does! Are You Impulsive?

A Feeling To Remember
Oh your touch how it feels so strong so right and so real how it makes my flesh tingle how I want it to last so long Your kiss that kiss one of passion and love one so pure and so true a bond a bond between me and you And your hand in mine what a feeling the way you hold me so firm and so soft all at once it sends my heart reeling Amazing lips that brush along my neck a heat that can not be mentioned in a single word and the things you say oh those things you say the most passionate things I have ever heard Your body not perfect who is any way but to me it is wonderful it is mine in every way You make love to me un like any other a tender yet heated moment turns in to hour after hour of satisfaction and when we are tired and spent we lay back and enjoy our relaxation I thought I heard your heart beat I know for sure that I felt mine both pounding together both longing for each other once more wanting an

A Poem I Written A While Back And Had Published On The Net
Love We where brought together by confidence, in a time of our life. We crossed paths with each other. Some memories move towards us,while others move away. But with a special someone,we seem to have a choice,for one of us has made an impact on the other, and our memories will live forever. This is what we call love, Just you and me.

Soldiers Daughter
Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. While I was in > the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to > clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed one of the > greatest act's of patriotism I have ever seen. > > Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camo's. As they > began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone), rose > abruptly > to their feet with their hands waving and cheering. When I saw the > soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and cheered, I realized > I'm not alone. I'm not the only red blooded American who still loves this > country and supports our troops and their families. > > Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung > heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can > go > to school, work and home without fear or reprisal. Just when I thought I > could not be more proud of my cou

Steps On How To Make A Background Skin
Make sure your image is hosted online somewhere - you will know it is when it has the ending tags like jpg,gif,png,etc... http://cherrytap.com/myskins.php Click on Create Skin at the top - delete the code in the window then Copy this code below ¡é and put it in a skin that you will create. TIP: DARKRED will not work you will have to use RED. If you have any questions ask me i'll help you out body { background-color: #000000; background-position: left center; background-repeat: repeat; background-attachment: fixed; background-image:url("URL HERE"); scrollbar-arrow-color: white; scrollbar-face-color: 000000; scrollbar-highlight-color: white; scrollbar-3dlight-color: white; scrollbar-shadow-color: white; scrollbar-darkshadow-color: white; scrollbar-track-color: 000000; } A:link {text-decoration: none; color: white;} A:visited {text-decoration: none; color: white;} A:active {text-decoration: none; color: white;} A:hover {text-decoration: non

Happy Halloween
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Delayed Flight
Two weeks ago I attended a seminar in Steam Boat Springs, CO. I flew into the Hayden airport with two other colleges; we rented a car and drove to the lodge where the seminar was to be held. The last day of the seminar was on Friday, I was scheduled to fly out that night, but my two colleges where staying for a weekend ski vacation. As I drove the rental car towards the airport it started snowing. I left the rental office and headed to the airline counter. I asked the attendant if the flight was still on time. He replied it was on schedule, but with a weak smile, shrugged his shoulders. I took a seat in the waiting area. This airport is not like the big mega airports in cities. There is a number of medium sized rooms available for the waiting passengers. I took a seat looking out into the parking lot and watched the snowfall. I noticed a taxicab pulling up the parking lot to the main entrance for passengers. The back door swung open and a long leg with heels comes out

Permission Play
She wakes with an intense desire. A desire to feel fingers gently and softly probing between the folds of her velvet lips, then turning hard, demanding the juices that are contained within. Her mind wanders to thoughts she shouldn't be thinking because she is thinking of Him and wanting to feel Him deep within her, possessing her. She can't stand the sensation of deep need she is having at that moment, she calls Him, intending only to listen to His voice message, imagining Him telling her to play for Him, but her voice escapes and begs Him to allow her to play. "Please Sir, please may this one play this morning, girl has a deep, intense need to play. Please Sir?" Once she has finished her message to Him she puts the phone down as if scalded from hot water because she can't believe she just did that. what the hell were you thinking? He won't grant you that...or will He? She goes about completing her daily chores, hoping to take her mind off of the throbbing of her pussy and the in

So I Dub Thee...unforgiven
Another warm day here in West-Central Florida, If it wasn't for the papers declaring the end of Summer, I would have missed the entire thing...That's one of the advantages of living anywhere but here...I was raised up North, and after surveying many folks here seems that there aren't many "locals"...most moved here from there...the mornings are getting cooler, I HATE MORNINGS...I would rather work at night, I consider myself a vampire of sorts...so much in the news, it makes me question the decision made to have children, what type of world will I leave, I'm not talking about Social Security, which isn't, or even the enviroment...just wonder what my legacy to my children will be...my mother legacy was strength, will as she got sicker, I really hated the fact that it left her, I hope to never get that way...I want to be able to give to my children always, the strength they need, pick them up, and make them independant like my mother made me...she always said, my boy will never have to d

Trouble Sleeping?
A story I have thought about previously....every guy I guess has a nurse fantasy. Ok, I have one, or two, but here is one I hope might capture your imagination, plausible or not, I don't know. Ever envisioned yourself as a nurse? I trust you will let me know... I was considering participating in a sleep study when I lived in the UK back in the mid 90's. The local university was conducting a couple years' study, and was paying people who suffered from apnea (waking during the night when breathing stopped) to be monitored. I signed up, and received a date, address, and description of the study, and my part in it. I packed the things the list said I would need in a little bag, and set off just before dinner that evening. The building was non-descript, tucked into a campus of medical clinics and buildings, with probably only a little more security and cameras around than I had seen anywhere else. I buzzed the appropriate office, identified myself, and was let in. I found my way th

The Manicurist
Lisa looked at her watch and realized if she didn't leave the office immediately she'd be late for her manicure appointment. She looked forward to this hour every two weeks, as sometimes she have a pedicure as well, and since her divorce, it was all the more relaxing. She breezed into the shop and was greeted by the owner, Eva, who had been doing her nails for nearly five years now. Eva owned the small shop, and had a young assitant, Kim. Eva treated Lisa like part of the family, and always embraced her when she arrived. Lisa always liked this part, as Eva, although a tiny Asian woman, had lovely breasts, feeling them pressed against her small ones always gave Lisa a little rush, dampening her panties. Lisa's ultimate fantasy had always been to be with another woman, and Eva had been the star of more than one of her masturbation fantasies. But how does one convey this without risking losing a good friendship? As Eva ministered to her lovely feet, she told Lisa that since Kim,

Yay...
Just got back from my eye doctor appointment an hour ago. It was only 10 minutes long, if that. My eyes are doing great and I should be getting my new supply of contacts next week. Best thing about it is that my insurance covers everything. Sweet deal. I don't owe them a penny. Hmm, went to the bank to deposit some money and wondered around Target a bit. Nothing exciting. I weighed myself this morning and was pretty satistifed with what I read. Only 345326442 more to go! I think...I want to get a hair cut this week.... just a few inches off... Yeah...so exciting...

Must Read!! Alert.. Done!! 4 Now
I know I am done know till later!!! lol... It all done!! reason for my madness is!! I am leaving the internet here because I have to get my butt moving to chase my sister kids!! Lmao.. Just a wonderful day!! If I dont get on later have a great Night you and yours!! Jeannie

The Loss Of A Truly Great Man
Remembering the Colonel Jeff Cooper, 5/10/20 - 9/25/06 By J. Scott Rupp The Colonel is dead. John Dean "Jeff" Cooper, the last of the old guard gun writers, passed away September 25 at his home in Paulden, Arizona. Col. Cooper was one of the original Guns & Ammo writers--from the very first issue published in the summer of 1958, in fact.. "Cooper's Corner," was one of the magazine's most popular and features. Cooper was born in May 1920 in Los Angeles, California. He received a master's degree in history and that background always showed through in his writing. One of the other great influences on his life and avocation was his service in the Marine Corps from 1941 to 1955. He served on the battleship USS Pennsylvania in World War II and what he referred to as "the clandestine services" during Korea. Later, when he was assigned to the Marine Corps training facility in Quantico, Virginia, he developed a strong interest in the Model 1911 .45 pistol, of which he was one of

Just Checking To See Who Reads
My lil Quiz...Fill it out ya'll Body: This is the SEXY test. Post this and see who will fill this out. You may be surprised to see some of the answers. Mark the answer with an "X" [X] How old do I look? [ ] 33 [ ] 34 [ ] 35 [ ] 36 [ ] 37 [ ] 38 [ ] 39 [ ] 40 [ ] 41 [ ] 42 [ ] 43 [ ] other ___ How good do i look from 1-10 (1-ugly / 10-HoTT) [ ] 1 [ ] 2 [ ] 3 [ ] 4 [ ] 5 [ ] 6 [ ] 7 [ ] 8 [ ] 9 [ ] 10 Would you rather.. [ ] Do me Or [ ] Date me Or [ ] Both Would you rather be on top or bottom? [ ] Top [ ] Bottom Do I have pretty eyes? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you be sad if I moved? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you come visit me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Am I.. [ ] Hott [ ] Beautiful [ ] Sexy [ ] Cute [ ] Attractive] Would you rather.. [ ] Makeout [ ] Cuddle [ ] Fuck Me [ ] Go out [ ] Make Love Do you want to go out with me? [ ] Yes [ ] No Would you give me you

How It Is
So easy to hurt, much harder to heal I can express my anger and share how I feel Twisting words to make them cause frustration Not using them to raise each other to a higher elevation Knocking us all down, why not it gets us through Staying all alone, friends are far and few "Ooops I did that" or "No way it wasn't me" But the truth is right there for all of us to see Problems inside can easily show from deep within Working to make them better is where it all begins

So This Weekend Is Pretty Much Going To Be Amazing
so if lizzis feeling well enough and she can drive then were going to have a little get together with all of our friends and just chill around the house and eat some food and listen to some music and watch some movies and then saturday we might go to couer d' alene and go hang out for the day and then sunday well get up and go to church and then we will come home and then get ready and go to the ICP concert...i cant wait its going to be amazing!!! i promise

I'm Back...finally!
those motherfuckers at the phone company left me and pookie hanging for 10 days! WTF?! i've called, sent them an email before the final move, and everything else imaginable just to get my damn phone switched over. oh well, i guess it's all straightened out now. things are going a LOT better with the new place too. the bug problem is under control for the most part. oh yeah, and the job i've been working bought my contract out early from the temp service, and i just got hired on full-time with a big ass raise to boot. fucking sweet! anyway, now that you know i'm back online, hit me up or something. i'm bored shitless.

Peace
Peace of mind is what we seek throughout the world that never changes Believe in one deny another erasing all others certain past reveal thru that we numb from circling life with no escape like a whirlpool of depression Seeking in life a plaque from another side protraying aliens in ones eye channeling evil with such discuss no one sees striaght living in darkness is all we can intake in this world of pure hate desiree brown 5-23-05

Vampire Quiz Lol
You scored as Shadow walking. You have the ability to walk in shadows. A rare power not posessed by all vampires. Follow me, and experience all the powers the vampire enjoys. Come play with me!Shadow walking100%Mind Control88%Shape shift88%Perception81%Telepathy75%Charisma75%What vampiric power do you most possess?created with QuizFarm.com

Trust
"Good afternoon, Terri, and how are you today," the man with the deep voice asked in a subdued tone?!? "I'm just fine, sir," she asked with her head bowed!?! "Are you ready for your session," he asked softly?!? "Yes, sir, I'm ready," she whispered!!! "Very good," he replied, "remove your clothing and assume the position!!!" Terri silently removed all of her clothing and quickly climbed upon a long narrow table, and while leaving her arms at her sides, she spread her legs and waited for her master's next command!!! Terri had never actually seen the face of her master, and in fact she didn't even know his name, but at least twice a month for the past four years she had been making the trip from her north side apartment to the large Victorian mansion on the far south side where she allowed herself to be dominated by this unknown stranger!!! In perhaps one out of ten visits her master would actually show himself and personally use her for his sexual pleasure, but usually she

I'm So So Happy
I have been getting alot of people commenting on my picture and rating them and I know I have alot of friends and fans and i can't get a chance to say always say Hi or leave you stuff on comments but i just wanted to say thank you and that I'm down with the LC all the way. Boobs all over the place, etc.... Thank God for the LC.

Peom 001
For the tear of love or hate will overcome the hearts of your soul for knowing what you want in your heart will that tear help you on your way fever there For as the tear bleeds for my love for my love will be forever lasting for you As we grow old togher in our life as we still love each other like we do from when we 1st met

Lost Cherry Member
i have tried and I have given up and then I tried and then I realized I didn't know what I am trying. Try what? and the point is.... you see chooy you 'try' to.... TO WHAT MAN? TRY TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE? GET THRU WITHOUT BEING TOUCHED? TRY TO GET TOUCHED? Why did the cherry member cross the road? To get to the other side. I hope not! Who can tell me clearly and succintly what are we doing here? Is there a goal to attain? Is there pleasure to be had? You see friends...that is my thing...the pleasure aspect and I am talkin S-E-X....mmmmmmmaaaaahhhhhhhhhh yyyeeeeessssssssssss!!!! kind. if I got on the wrong bus please inform. respect chooy

Poem
Why do I fall for you knowin u don't care. Having a lil peace just to rip it from the air. Wasn't even looking; but you showed up like a dream. Selling words like a hustla, didn't u know what it would mean? Then u leave like the night lost in infactuation trying not to tear for being alone is a constant fear Desiree Brown o.g date 9-30-06

She Tastes So Sweet
We stand just looking at each other. Not saying a word. We both know where this is headed, but are shy about making the first move. I look at her face resisting the urge to lower my gaze, finally I can stand it no longer and my eyes take in the beautiful swells of her chest as they puff out the blouse she is wearing. Slowly I reach forward taking hold of the top button on her blouse, slipping the hard knob through the slot. As her blouse starts to open I see just a hint of the wonderful pleasures that await me. As I reach for the second button my fingertips lightly graze the cleavage that swells above the top of her bra as her breasts overflow their support. I hope that she is enjoying the light touch as much as I do because there is a stirring feeling in my groin. Slowly I continue to release one button after another, each one revealing more of the beautiful lace covered breasts behind the blouse. Finally when they are all open I move back up to her shoulders and begins to open

Idealistic Answeres
1. Your Name: Ashly, meghan, samantha, tiana, tilandra 2. Age:22-24 3. Fave Color: purple, or maybe green 4. Fave fashion style ? wears goth style preferably, doesn't matter too much 5. Are we friends? uh no? 6. Do you have a crush on me? yes 7. Are you looking for a faithful relationship? yes 8. Would you enjoy it? yes 9. What do you want out of a relationship? A lot of sex, someone who cares about me, someone to cuddle with, someone to go well as a compliment to myself- meaning kind of like someone who would work well as a teammate sort of thing. 10. Would you ever get the nerve to ask me out? ya 11.Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? atleast maybe 12. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? most people say I'm a sick individual, so you don't need to take care of me all the time. 13. What's your sense of humor like? dark, sarcastic, had to describe, 14.Would you walk on the beach with me? It depends on how much you like beaches.

Tues.. My Day..
HI EVERYONE..! HAPPY TUES...! MADE IT THRU WEEKEND.. HAD YOUNGEST GRANDAUGHTER OVER NIGHT FRIDAY NIGHT THEN GRANDSON AND HER SAT NIGHT.. WENT OUT FDOR AWHILE SAT WAS FUN.. FINALLY HUSBAND HAD DAY OFF.. THEN SUNDAY YARD WORK.. TRIMMING TREES AND BUSHES AND MOWING LAWNS.. TOOK 4 HOURS.. AND BOU WERE WE TIRED AND SORE AFTER BUT FELT GOOD TO GET IT ALL DONE.. AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT IT RAINED.. SO SUMMER IS FINALLY OVER AND FALL IS HERE AND MUCH COOLER.. AND I SO NEEDED THAT.....ALSO HELPED DAUGHTER CLEAN HER APT ON MONDAY SINCE SHES MOVING BACK WITH HUSBAND.. AND THAT WAS ANOTHER WORK OUT.. SO NOW CAN REST A BIT.. AND HERE I SIT.. FRUSTRATED SOME WHAT HAVE E MAILS TO DO AND MESSAGES ON OTHER SITES AND HAVE TO GET OFF COMPUTER JUST NOT ENOUGH TIME AND COMPUTER IS TOO SLOW.. SOOOOOOOOO... I DO WHAT I CAN.. AND TRY TO GET TO BLOGS AND ALL.. AND DO COMENTS.. HOPE YOU ALL BE PATIENT AND EVEN IF I DONT GET TO YOUR PAGE I AM THINKING OF YOU ALL HOPE YOUR DAY IS GOOD AND TAKE TIME TO HAV

Great News
Today I got amazing news. My father whom i've only known about 7 years has finally decided to settle down and get married. I'm very happy that he found his counterpart and I am looking forward to the wedding.

Random Thoughts At 8am Of A Mind With No Cigs...
Ya'll ever feel like no matter how hard ya try things never work out? Now one person in particular may think this is aimed at them and it slightly is but only on a small scale (like 30%) the primary point I'm trying to make here is simply that I pour alot of myself into goals but they never get done. It doesn't help tha some of my goals rely souly on others but....fuck...you get the damn idea.

Love Poem
LOVE I love you, Not only for what you are, But for what I am When I am with you. I love you, Not only for what You have made of yourself, But for what You are making of me. I love you For the part of me That you bring out; I love you For putting your hand Into my heaped-up heart And passing over All the foolish, weak things That you can’t help Dimly seeing there, And for drawing out Into the light All the beautiful belongings That no one else had looked Quite far enough to find. I love you because you Are helping me make Of the lumber of my life Not a tavern But a temple; Out of the works Of my every day Not a reproach But a song. I love you Because you have done More than any creed Could have done To make me good, And more than any fate Could have done To make me happy. You have done it Without a touch, Without a word, Without a sign. You have done it By being yourself. Perhaps that is what Being a friend means, After all

Read It Now...
I know many of you are upset with ang over her and I recent break up. There's no reason to be. Yeahit sucked but life goes on we're both adults. The point that I wanted to stress in this blog is actually taken from taer owikawa himself, my counterpart. "Let us not forget the hardships and heartbreak of heros for that is a great part of what being a hero is all about..." Yes it sucked I won't lie but I'm over it. It's wrong to dwell ni the past, or to dwell at all. The strong keep moving and learn from their personal experiances. I like to think that I am strong. Any of you that think otherwise can simply go fuck yourselves, friend or otherwise. Basically show your man some fucking support and let's hear one for good old TDS!!!!

My Intro
Hi I’m Warner, I thought that I would write to you so that you wouldn’t miss this opportunity to meet a great guy like me. So start reading the following info to learn more about a great guy that will make your family and friends proud that I’m in your life. Now, I thought I would try something different in the way I write to a profile to let you know that I’m interested. I want to get away from the old way of writing a simple one line sentence like ‘I’m interested in meeting you; please write me kind of stuff’. I thought How about me telling you about me, one hell of a guy. Then you can decide if I’m worth your time. Let’s start with the basic stats about me: Name: Warner Born: October 6, 1964 in Gary, Indiana (The Midwest) Grew up in Long Beach, CA Long Beach Poly High School Class 1983 Height: 6’3” Weight: 195lbs Eyes: Brown Hair: Short Black Sign: Libra My best features: I’m told I have a great smile! What I like in a woman is the following: a woman that i

Fuck Love
I love you more than youll ever knoe, The pain my heart is putting me through is cruel and unjust, I feel for you even though you make me fall to my knees in defeat and cry my soul out, As i sit here with a river of tears and pain run down my face, I feel my heart shatter into tiny pieces, So tiny i dont think i could ever put them back together, I gave you my body, Then i gave you my heart, But now it seems you have my soul, Even when i try to be free from the way i feel, You drag me back, To the hell i tried so desperately to escape, Here i go again bending to you every wish, I do it becuz i care, But i hate the fact that your never there when i need you to be, Im always here for you when you ask me to be, Its all about control for you, If i dont let you have your way, You have no use for me, Im sorry in the deepest way, I wish these feelings i have for you would just go away

Hmm I Dont Know What To Say!!
Prescribed by the Great Physician ***************************** The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember... Noah was a drunk Abraham was too old Isaac was a daydreamer Jacob was a liar Leah was ugly Joseph was abused Moses had a stuttering problem Gideon was afraid Samson had long hair and was a womanizer Rahab was a prostitute Jeremiah and Timothy were too young David had an affair and was a murderer Elijah was suicidal Isaiah preached naked Jonah ran from God Naomi was a widow Job went bankrupt Peter denied Christ The Disciples fell asleep while praying Martha worried about everything The Samaritan woman was divorced, more than once Zaccheus was too small Paul was too religious Timothy had an ulcer... AND Lazarus was dead! Now! No more excuses! God can use you to your full potential.. Besides you aren't the message, you are just the messenger.

Here Is Yet Another Blog
hey there hows it going? I hope all is well. I walked into the aparment today and there is some dude sitting there and there is noone else there. I thought that was a little wierd and when he saw me he siad that he thought that was weird too, however I found out who he was and thats cool I guess. today was a good day at work. just chillin at home now. gotta do some lundry somtime this week. might go out later for a walk or somthing, gosh I need a life. this all workin and no playin is way too over rated. I've started reading a book by steven king its called geralds game. its about a woman who's husband tied her up and just before he went to fuck her he dies and she's still tied up. kinda scary stuff lol. anyways I won't bore any of you anymore. have a great day and thanks for reading my little blog.

Update!!
Time to update everyone on whats been happening in my wonderful life.. Work: Work sucks.. lol.. I gotta love my job tho.. I get paid to sit there all day and basically do nothing.. there are days that im really busy, but most of the time I am bored off my ass!! But in order to pay off my bills and get that new car I am so desperatley needing, I gotta keep working.. Status: I finally have a reason to smile!! That should explain it all.. My girlfriend is amazing!! We have been together for almost 2 months now and it has been the best 2 montsh of my life.. I never thought I could meet someone as great as her.. Words cant really explain the way I feel about her.. All that matters is that we are happy together.. We had a bumby first month, but we got through it and it made us stronger then ever.. I love my girlfriend!! There really isn't much more to update you on.. My birthday is in a few months.. December 10th.. Im gonna be 23 and I expect everyone to come out and party with

My Wifey
i met my love if my life she every thing to me and she ask me to merry her i love her with all my heart and soul and i love our 3 yr old brooke them 2 girls are my world i cant be with out them i love you wifey!!!!!!!!!

How Brutally Honest Am I? Survey Says
You Are 76% Brutally Honest Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear. Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful. How Brutally Honest Are You?

Friendships
FRIENDSHIP May the friendship between us always be : As beautiful as the snow on the hills, As deep as the ocean so blue, As warm as the summer sun. And with everyday something new As we share a thought or smile, An idea, a book or star. No matter what the distance Be it close or very far. A friend for life I will be And this comes from the heart. By... Unknown author!!

Chicago Bears
I'm so proud of my Bears playing great football and having a very easy schedule until they play the NY Giants. If you are a Bears fan, Checkout www.luckystavern.com its a great little sports bar in Las Vegas well I enjoy watching the Bears, Notre Dame and CUBS! Goodbye DUSTY BAKER! God Bless, Warner

Random Thoughts
As the sun in the sky shines so does my love for you. The sun is eternal as is my love. They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Some only see the outter beauty that fades over time. The few that see the inner beauty are graced with a vision of beauty that lasts forever. Life ends when you stop dreaming. Hope ends when you stop believing. Love ends when you stop caring. Friendship ends when you stop sharing. To love without condition. To talk without intention. To give without reason. To care without expectation, is the heart of a true friend. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. A Wish I lie on the ground, and stare into space, the stars start to move, into the shape of your face. I see you there now, looking down at me, with that cute little smile, that I like to see. You say "close your eyes", "tell me what you see", I see only two people, just you and me. We're walking the shoreline, with our feet getting wet, the horizon turns

What Really Matters...
Is it me...or do the little things not mean anything to anyone anymore? My oldest daughter and I were just talkin about what she wants for Christmas and she said she wanted to do something big for me...I mean it's a sweet thought but I had to explain to her...that "something big" wouldnt mean as much to me as the little things she does. Hearin "I love you Momma" on her way out the door to the bus stop in the mornings means more to me than anything else she could ever do. Nothing she could buy for me at the store is ever going to mean as much to me as the coffee can she painted for me for Mother's Day that has been sitting on my desk for the last 4 years. And the way Kitty snuggles up to me when she's tired makes any bad mood go away, even if it's just for a lil bit. And when she gets in trouble and gets me SO fustrated...but looks up at me with those big blue eyes and smiles...how can I stay mad? lmao And it's not just the little things kids do. Rolling over in the middle of the night

Passion's Touch
I remember passion's touch upon my soul as it once again welcomed me to its shore The magic of feeling so brand new within the passion of my lover's embrace Wondrous gazes into each other's eyes as if you could fall into them forever An unexpected touch of her hand sends energy into my entire being Her lips are mystical miracles which speak volumes to me as they send shock waves throughout my body and soul She moves within my dreams with such a fluid grace that I can't help but yearn to hear her smiling magical voice welcoming me home forever more And I will cry again tonight for I remember too well passion's touch....

Wonderful Woman
Wonderful Woman sent to me just wanted to share with you all!! They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what they believe in. They stand up for injustice. They don't take "no" for an answer when there is a better solution. They go without new shoes so their children can have them. They go to the doctor with a frightened friend. They love unconditionally. They cry when their children excel and cheer when their friends get awards. They are happy when they hear about a birth or a new marriage. Their hearts break when a friend dies. They have sorrow at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show they care about you. The heart of a woman is what ma

Definitely This Is Me
Powerful, magnetic and self-assured, Leo is a force to be reckoned with. While their confidence is often mistaken as arrogance,one thing a Leo won’t be accused of is not being genuine and humane. A Leo is especially suited for a position in leadership or as an entertainer because of a natural flair for the dramatic. Whatever job they choose, it should pay well in order to keep up with the Leo’s insistence on only having the finest. Leo in a Nutshell Born: July 23 - August 22 Element: Fire - active and ardent Quality: Fixed, the quality that signifies a resistance to change Symbol: The Lion Lucky Day: Sunday Lucky Numbers: 8 and 9 Special Color: Gold and yellow, the color of the Sun Leo Traits: Powerful, creative, arrogant, intolerant, warm-hearted, opinionated

Wedding Ring And The Finger The Ring Is On!!!
Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger ?? Pls follow the below step, really god make this a miracle( this is from a chinese excerpt) 1. Firstly, show your palm, centre finger bend and put together back to back 2. Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips 3. Games begin, follow the below arrangement, 5 finger but only 1 pair can split 4. Try to open your thumb, the thumb represent parents, it can be open cause all human does go thru sick and dead. Which is our parents will leave us one day 5. Pls close up your thumb, then open your second finger, the finger represent brothers and sisters, they do have their own family which is too they will leave us too 6. Now close up your second finger, open up your little finer, this represent your children. Sooner or later they too will leave us for they got they own living to live 7. Nevertheless, close up your little finer, try to open your fourth finger which

I Love You In 100 Different Lanaguges
Wonderful contribution English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M’bi fe Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashi Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan - T’estimo Cheyenne - Ne mohotatse Chichewa - Ndimakukonda Corsican - Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol - Mi aime jou Croatian - Volim te Czech - Miluji te Danish - Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch - Ik hou van jou Esperanto - Mi amas vin Estonian - Ma armastan sind Ethiopian - Afgreki’ Faroese - Eg elski teg Farsi - Doset daram Filipino - Mahal kita Finnish - Mina rakastan sinua French - Je t’aime, Je t’adore Frisian - Ik hâ¬¤ fan dy Gaelic - Ta gra agam ort Georgian - Mikvarhar German - Ich liebe dich Greek - S’agapo Gujarati - Hoo thunay prem karoo choo Hiligaynon - Palangga ko

Staying Friends!!!
A friendship is like a winding road. You never know where it is going to go. But there is something that I do know, which is that our friendship will continue to grow. Your friendship is so important to me and staying friends is a guarantee. You always know how to make me smile. You are truly versatile. Being friends with you is such a treat. You are always so sweet! I want to thank you for being my friend someone on whom I can depend! I want you to know that I want to stay friends with you! By.. Unknown Author!!

Confused
Hi everyone. Why is it that when one part of my life seems to be going so great, the rest of my life seems to be just falling apart? Things with Josh are going great. I feel closer to him every day. I can not wait until I can go out to Conneticut and visit him. I miss being able to spend time with him and being able to have him hold me. Part of me just wants to sell everything and just move out to Ct so I can be with him. I hate being so far away from Josh. Things in my building seem to be falling apart. Someone called the cops on me and said that my kitten is too skinny and has fleas. Yes she does have fleas but she is being treated for them and my apartment is being treated also. People act like I never feed her and I abuse her. I would never abuse any animal. I know she needs to go to the vet and get her shots. I have actually been thinking about giving her up since I haven't had the money to take care of her medical needs. Its a hard decision because I love her so muc

Looks Like Tazzy Did Better Than Me On This One
You Are 72% Brutally Honest Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear. Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful. How Brutally Honest Are You?

A Hug!!
A HuG! A hug is a wonderful gift to share; a way to show each other that we care. There is so much a hug is able to do, When you feel those arms, holding you. It is a place to feel safe and warm; a comfort for a sad heart that is torn. An _expression of the love in our heart, for ones who we wish, never to be apart. A greeting when we meet to say hello, or to say goodbye when we have to go. It can hold us up when life gets us down, and make us smile, instead of frown. A hug can be given for no reason at all, and given to those, both big and small. We're never too old to feel the joy it brings, as it is one of life's, most pleasing things. And for all of this beauty, a hug is free; costs nothing, yet means so much to me. We should all hug another to show we care, for to feel a warm hug, nothing can compare... by: Unknown Author

Well Duh!
Did it ever occur to you that the reason that you are so lonely is that you buried all of your friends under your house? In retrospect, perhaps a shovel was not the best gift to give you for Christmas.

Family
I would have to say my family is normal...As normal as they come. My mother and father have been togehter for over 38 years. That is really good. But it is the last few years that have been getting tougher and tougher on my parents. My sister and I have been out of the house for quite awhile. I have owned my own house for 7yrs now and my sister has been married for 11 yrs now. So it is just them, a dog and a cat. My mother has quit her job and is what I refer to her as semi retired due to her health. The stress of her last job really did a number on her. Now she is much better ,but she just sits at home with the dog and cat. I bitch about that and tell her to get out of the house and go do something..Go visit someone. Her and my father are starting to argue now. I don't know if it he is getting cynial or it is just that he is mad that she sits at home and doesn't do much why he is at work all day. And I am getting ready to step in and tell them both that I am not going to choice sides

Dairy Of A Dog And A Cat!!
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:00 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:00 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! 6:00 pm - OH BOY! PLAYING BALL! MY FAVORITE! 6:00 pm - OH BOY! SLEEPING IN MY PEOPLES BED! MY FAVORITE! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY Day 183 My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my atte

I Want
i want you to call me in the middle of the night because you had a bad dream about me. I want you to kiss me goodbye and the taste of your lips stays within my memory all day. i want you to look at other men and think they could not even compare to me. I want you to whisper in my ear that you love me, while im sleeping. I want you to wake me up, just to say you want me. I want you to want me. *this isnt for anyone in paticular...just things i want in a relationship....(this is a partial list...lol)

25 Signs You All Grown-up!!
You've Grown UP....GREAT! 25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP 1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 6. You watch the Weather Channel. 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps. 17. Din

Interesting Reading!! Author Unknown
The Love For To know you, without knowing you To sense your, awesome presence To feel you, while alone in thought To grow your, every essence To praise you, when you're feeling low To assist your, goals set high To help you, feel all that is To comfort your, soulful cry To watch you, as you sleep each night To dream your, dreams as well To share you, with the world at large To cherish your, witchy spell To appreciate you, for all you are To embrace your, subtle scorn To hear you, when you speak to me To revel your, being born To me, you ,are my special world To us your, trust is growing To Love You, is a simple act Two Hearts you're, now controlling. Unconditionally Unconditionally "I Love You" , simple words can have such truth A concept that is trying, our actions are the proof! Love and understanding, we know we each will share Our feelings for our friendship, make us quite a pair Time will judge the out

Best Moments In Life!!
Best Moments In Life 1. Falling in love. 2. Laughing till your stomach hurts. 3. Enjoying a ride down the country side. 4. Listening to your favorite song on the radio. 5. Going to sleep listening to the rain pouring outside. 6. Getting out of the shower and wrapping yourself with a warm, fuzzy towel. 7. Passing your final exams with good grades. 8. Being part of an interesting conversation. 9. Finding some money in some old pants. 10. Laughing at yourself. 11. Sharing a wonderful dinner with all your friends. 12. Laughing without a reason. 13. "Accidentally" hearing someone say somthing good about you. 14. Watching the sunset. 15. Listening to a song that reminds you of an important person in your life. 16. Receiving or giving your first kiss. 17. Feeling this movement in your body when seeing this "special" someone. 18. Having a great time with your friends. 19. Seeing the one you love happy.

Thoughts On Marriage!!
Marriage - must read !* I recently read that love is entirely a matter of> chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I

5 Stages Of Love!!
Let's break down love into five stages: (1) attraction, (2) romance, (3) passion, (4) intimacy, & (5) commitment. Stage 1. ATTRACTION - a positive response to a person beyond friendship. This can further be broken down into two areas: (a) physical attraction & (b ) emotional attraction. A. Physical Attraction - happens when your body reacts to another person. Heart rate increases; temperature rises, palms get sweaty; stomach flutters; throat tightens; etc. This is the most superficial of "loves" on one level, but one of the most powerful on another. It represents the first contact. Read more articles : http://online-articles.org/relationships/site-map.php B. Emotional Attraction - develops next if the circumstances are right. After being drawn to a person physically, you then begin to converse. If you find you have things in common -- hobbies, ideologies, career, education, or some other common ground -- then an emotional attraction starts to form. An emotional

What Flavor Martini Are You?
You Are A Margarita Martini You are a full on partier, with a good deal of sass and spunk. You're always friendly and welcoming - and very tolerant of obnoxious drunks. You should never: Drink and dance. The pictures will be everywhere the next morning! Your ideal party: Is loud, with good music and fun drinking games. Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Dirty Martini personality Your drinking rivals: Those with a Classic Martini personality What Flavor Martini Are You?

Johhy Strikes Again!!
Little Johnny Strikes Again... A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep; it was fascinating." The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not fascinating." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated." The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'" Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word "fascinate" so she called on him. Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight." The teacher sat down and cried.

More Friends Stuff!!
I like you because of who you are to me...A true friend. Remember: "A good friend will come bail you out of jail.... But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ... WE screwed up, but we had fun! " Proud to be your Friend! ? Make sure you read all the way down to the last sentence, and do not skip ahead I have learned...that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes. I have learned ....that we should be glad God does not give us everything we ask for. I have learned...that money does not buy class. I have learned...that it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular. I have learned...that under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved. I have learned...that the Lord did not do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? I have learned...that to ignore the facts does not change the facts. I have learned...th

The Benefit
Ok, so Im new to this blogging thing. I havent been on lost cherry for a long time. So.... Im back. Alittle about myself: I live in Southern Maine, I just turned the BIG "4-0" this passed June. I have 3 cats & 1 Dog..Im a single mom of 2. My oldest is gonna be 19 in Jan, God, Im old! I have a son who is going to be 13, and he is severley Autistic. He is non- verbal, non potty train, has sensory Issues, ect..My time goes mostly to him, even though I have a great home care giver, he helps me out Amensively!! His Birthday is coming up on the 3rd of Nov. And his caregiver (who is also his Godfather) is putting on a benefit for him. So we have 250 Bikers who are gonna bring him this Western Chopper Bike.(3 wheeler) We are renting a hall & Music for a couple of Hrs, and Have a buffet. 250 Bikers, and others all put 5 bucks in or more, and got him this bike with the helmet and pads, and then with the rest of the cash theyre gonna buy all things that he needs..Like the Goodnighties he

To All My Friends!! Friendship Day Is Everyday!!
Hey, If you are getting this that means only one thing.. I think of you as a friend and I care about you... This is a friend.. (I got these 2 follow pieces in a email I dont know who they are from but I hope you like them...) No man/woman is worth your tears and the only one who is, will never make you cry. If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever. Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them. "Don't frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile!" "If you judge people, you have no time to love them" "Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle." Plato It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone- but it takes a lifetime to

The Darkness.
The sun blooms above the plain casting shadows into the night. I have watched it rise on the darkness in me for years on end. The light scorches me from head to toe bringing it's light to my darkness. Let me fade away. I need to leave this plane for peace to find me. I'm a cowrd for to leave this plane I must court Death herself. For years she has been my lover and my heart. Now I find only emptyness a tragedy in heart and soul for my light has deserted me. For a time I shelter in darkness only to find myself cowering before the image of me. Am I man or perhaps monster? I feel nothing save frustration leading to anger leading to rage. Love comes crashing down upon me as the waves upon the sand taking the shelter of my night revealing that wich I seek to hide. Why care? I know not the answer.

My Kinky Turn On
You scored as Biting. When it comes to being kinky, your biggest turn on is biting. You love the ectasy of teeth sinking into your flesh, and are probably willing to return the favor. Sex just isn't sex without using your teeth.Biting100%Chains/Handcuffs83%Bondage83%Whips75%Blood67%Blind Folds67%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Crazy Day
Some days work never ceases to amaze me, the things that people deal with thier lives and still survive and move on. Often they credit me as thier counsellor, but really it is all them. I may help and support them, but they are the ones really doing the work. That being said I am home and ready to relax, in fact I need to relax, busy and long day today...

More Redneck Jokes!!
Yes, the new one is out! Brand new edition of "You know you're a redneck if ..." 1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree. 2. You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter. 3. Your boat has not left the driveway in 15 years. 4. You burn your yard rather than mow it. 5. You think "The Nutcracker" is something you do off the high dive. 6. The Salvation Army declines your furniture. 7.You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it. 8. You have the local taxidermist on speed dial. 9. You come back from the dump with more than you took. 10. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table. 11. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat. 12. Your grandmother has "ammo" on her Christmas list. 13. You keep flea and tick soap in the shower. 14. You 've been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog. 15. You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. 16. You know how many bales of hay your ca

No-more.....
Here I am alone again, Alone with my thoughts, Some Good,Some Harmful,Some Shameful, Here I am alone again, Alone to do as I please, I feel empty,hurt and ashamed, Here I am alone again, Alone with thoughts of killing myself, I can't..... I want to ... How do I ........pills and drink.. No-One will miss me.... No-One will care....... I'm done GOODBYE NO-MORE!!!!!

The Good News
hey! it's tuesday! and for some reason i'm excited/disappointed. first, the bad news. my tutor became a bitch last time i saw him. his gf called and he answered and talked to get for like 2 min and out of being nice, i asked if it was his gf. his response was "that's none of your business" and we kept doing my math hw. later, he said "yea that was my gf" and i asked how long they'd been going out and just trying to be nice. then i said to tell her i say hi and he was like "nvm, i dont have a gf" and he kept saying that just to get me to shut up. when i asked him why he wouldnt tell her i said hi and his repsonse? "cuz ur my student! and i dont wanna tell her that one of my students says hi!!" from then on, everything was tense and i really didnt wanna b around him. PLUS we had been working for about an hr and a half by then. he apologized for the session not ending on a good note but to be honest, i was tryin to be nice since last year, everything revolved around MY bf

Real Friends Vs. Fake Ass Friends!!
Fake ass friends!!!!!!!! Body: FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: are the reason you have no food. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM FAKE ASS FRIENDS: bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you sayin "Damn ... we fucked up ... but that shit was fun!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: cry with you FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: keep your shit so long they forget its yours. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: A

13 Reasons To Smile!!
13 Reasons to Smile... Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!" I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk." Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl - Alt - Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !! Why is

Wow...
You know, I never really knew there were sooo many people out there with so many similarities. it makes me wonder why human society is always so destructive and barbaric. There are soooo many of us who feel the same way, think the same way, do things the same way, have the same opinions on the same topics and are passionate about the same things in life, and yet, we somehow find a way to disagree. Always! Like, I'm in college and I'm a Pre-Vet major. I have fellow students with the same concerns about animals on their minds, but there's a rift in the department between extra-curricular groups. Now how the hell does that work? We go to the same institution, we work with the SAME animals, and yet several of us have to go and be wenches about everything. It drives me NUTS! Not only that, but there are bigger issues in the world for people to be concerning themselves with, not who's in the 'better livestock group'. They're ALL livestock! The economy is singing its swan song, there ar

Joke Of The Day 10/3/06
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding. The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story ? If you try to please everyone, you might as well... Kiss your ass goodbye!

Newlyweds!! Please Read If You Want To Laugh!!
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon."Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked."Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' instead?" So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, did you?" "No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell asleep. When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?" "No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

~msg From Mettekenzo~
Im lost for words....tears are falling..... Right now Im very overwhelmed by all the pm's, gifts, friends requests, comments etc. from friends and ppl I dont even know (well I hope I'll get the chance to get to know all of you). THANK YOU ALL SO SO MUCH for your concern and get well-wishes. Finally I was released from the hospital today.....everything is "ok"....Im just still very tired....its been a very long week. Ive been going through a lot of tests, scans etc. (Not many of you know that I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis 1 and half years ago....and Ive had complications with the side-effects from the medication eventhough Ive been reducing the medication since April this year. Well wish me luck.....by December this year hopefully I will stop taking this awful medication). I hope you wont forget me 'cos I wont be online that much for a while. I will try to get back to each and everyone of you very soon. Ive missed you all. Im looking forward to get t

Politically Correct
BE POLITICALLY CORRECT - HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: ? ? 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER"or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPER-HIGHWAY." 5. She has not "BEEN AROUND"- She is a "PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION." 6. She is not an "AIRHEAD" - She is "REALITY IMPAIRED." 7. She does not get "DRUNK"or "TIPSY" - She gets "CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED." 8. She does not have "BREAST IMPLANTS" - She is "MEDICALLY ENHANCED." 9. She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE." 10. She is not a "TRAMP" - She is "SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED." 11. She does not have "MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS" - She is "PECTORALLY SUPERIOR." 12. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COSTPROVIDER." HOW T

Boredddd.........
Okay sitting here on a tuesday bored out of my mind realizing what in life can I do, something that I haven't done...skydiving hell no...riding in my car maybe....read a book nahh...hmm I know what i can do to make it go faster...smiles later all...winks

Great Storys Of Being Busted!!
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it,"He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.Finally,he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too

Darkening A Doorstep Near You........
After my recent trips to Chicago and Denmark, I have now been well and truly bitten by the travel bug and want to go visiting people all over the place, so if you would fancy meeting up as then add yourself to the Scarybird Swarm recruiting Scarybirds & Madmen as we speak. If I am crazy enough to do this would you be crazy enough to turn up, also if we get enough people together we could have a few mad parties. I think it would be quite a laugh and perhaps we could organise a few pool tournaments or crazy days out. Its gonna take me a while with the plotting and scheming so not sure of the dates yet, but it will be good fun.

Math!!
Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything: tutors, mentors, flash cards, special learning centers. In short, everything they could think of to help his math. Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work. His mother was amazed. She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before. This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother tried to understand what made all the difference. Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on th

10 Things That Make Golf Sound Really Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

Here I Am
Overwhelming saddness Joyness of pain Tears are falling Depression and rain Dreams of making it through Hurt through the night Sadness in the morning But through the years I cry Turning away friends Back tp the wall Here I stand all alone Where no one can see me Hiding behind broken memories Empty box were the pieces of me Stolen of virtue Deprived of virginity Raped I'm a victim A shadow to the crime These thoughts rummage my mind Body damaged His face implanted Here I am The black sheep of the family

The Past
I want to burn the bridges, I want to forget the past, and I long to get away from that which will never last. Moving on with the present, I'm leaving the past behind. I progress to the future, not knowing what I will find. I realize I can't forget what has happend in the past. Like chasing after the wind, It's an impossible task. I realize that I am trapped In the sorrow and the strife. I realize that I can't escape the past that is part of my life.

Proof That The World Is Nuts
Proof That The World Is Nuts In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.) *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Do they look different reversed?) *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) *~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Much worse than "going blind!") *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privil

Funny Rednecks!!
Hello, is this the Sheriff's office?" "Yes." "I'm calling to report about my neighbor Virgil Smith. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!" "Thank you very much for the call, sir." The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. The phone rings at Virgil's house. "Hey, Virgil! This here is Floyd. Did the Sheriff come?" "Yeah!" "Did they chop your firewood?" "Yep." "Happy Birthday, buddy!" (Who says rednecks aren't real bright!)?

Poem!
When things go wrong, as they sometimes will, When the road you're trudging seems all uphill, When the funds are low, and the debts are high, And you want 2 smile, but you have to sigh, When care is pressing you down a bit, Rest if you must, but dont you quit. Life is queer with its twists and turns, As everyone of us sometimes learns, And many a failure turns about, When he might have won had he stuck it out; Dont give up though the pace seems slow, You may succeed with another low. Success is failure turned inside out, The silver tint of clouds of doubt, And you never can tell how close you are, It may be near when it seems so far; So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit, It's when things seem worse, that you must not quit.

A Woman's Feelings
When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her head. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks starely at you, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers Im fine, she is not fine. When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl calls you everyday, she wants your attention. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be loved and pampered by you. When a girl says I love you, she means it. When a girl says she misses you, nobody in this world can miss you more than she does. This is truly the way it is! Ask any female!

Stay
hello to all my friends here on the LC, ive only been on here for a short time but, in that time i have made some really great friends. you are so friendly and polite and it makes me happy to know you all and be able to call you all 'my friends'. i'm coming over to the states next year and was wondering if anyone could help me decide where would be best to go and visit. anyway i gotta go know. chat and rate you all soon. love ya's sidekicksi x x x x x PS, i would be interested in taking in some scenery, ya know,local bars that kind of stuff ha ha. i'd like to travel and see as much american culture as i could,old and new, maybe go to a baseball game or a 'football' match. xx

Life As We Know It!!!
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually los e someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. By.. Unknown author

Why People Cheat?
Relationships “People usually cheat because there is a conflict between their physical and emotional desires,” said an article I read on the Internet, and it went on to talk about the sex drive (which comes from the reptilian brain) and the “emotional monogamous” need, which have only been around for a few thousand years. The reptilian brain has been around for millions of years, the limbic brain less than that, and the neocortex, still less than that. Those are our three brains, in evolutionary succession. The drives and instincts from the reptilian brain are very strong because they’re related to survival – reproduction being one of them. But the sex drive isn’t the only instinct coming from the reptilian brain, and monogamy not the only societal restraint put on these drives, and when we fail to mitigate some of these instincts, to think them through before acting upon them, we always end up “cheating” – ourselves, others, and the best deal in the situation. Emotional intell

Afternoon
welp its tuesday around 4 n the afternoon.. not much going on here.. other then listening too the dogs barking.. kids are doing there home work well one is anyways lol.. the other is on the pc haha.. ive gotta cook supper here soon.. and its HOT so I DONT WANNA cook lol... but someones gotta do it... tomorrow no plans other then work on the new pogo badges ... lol i know i have no life lol....anyways just wanted too wish everyone a super evening and a great tuesday... be good or be good at it! ( whatever that may be )

The Green Dog Tag!!
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two 1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.. 2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart. 5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 10. Do

I'm Sorry... But It's A Political Rant...
I was traveling down the road the other day and saw a bumper sticker that at the same moment that it irritated me it made me think of another bumper sticker that I’d like to see. The sticker I saw said “I think, therefore I’m Conservative” The one that came to mind in that instant that I’d like to see is “I think for Myself, Therefore I’m Independent”. It also got me to thinking about political parties and what they stand for these days. My Father is a staunch Republican, not because of the parties platform but because His Grandfather and Father were both Republicans. He calls himself a Fiscal republican; more concerned with the way they handle budgets and taxes, and not even bothering to take a look at the rest of the platform. I know that political rants are the easiest way to alienate friends but sometimes ya just gotta. So… here goes… “Do you want to know who you are? Don't ask. Act! Action will delineate and define you.” Thomas Jefferson I’ve long held the belief tha

See My Friend Loves Me... A Joke And I Am The Butt End Of It!!
Tuesday, October 03, 2006 News Network Woman Steals Sack Of Jock Straps Just before closing time, in a gym near Michigan City, a woman walked in and started working out on the machines. This type of behavior isn't out of the ordinary. But what happened next was far from ordinary. 15 minutes after entering the gym, the woman who witnesses later identified as 24 year old Jeannie snuck back into the gym's laundry room. Once there, she removed a pillow case from her pocket and began filling it with jock straps that were sitting in a hamper waiting to be washed. Once she had the pillow case filled, she ran out the laundry room door, running between the excercise equipment and headed straight for the exit. About 1/2 way through the gym, she bumped into someone who recognized her. Jeannie dropped the pillow case and ran out the door, but not before grabbing a handfull of jock straps and making her escape. Workers at the gym chased after the woman but were unable to stop her. Police a

Thank You All
Thank you everyone who has voted for me in the 2 contests that I am currently in. You guys are really great :). If you haven't voted yet, you still can here are the links.. [ LostCherry.com photo: 2522118046 ] If you already voted, but just want to help a girl out, tell your friends.. I don't want to send out a bunch of bulletins cause there are plenty of them already going around and I am really not trying to get on anyone's nerves.. It's just a contest. It won't kill me if I lose yanno... Thanks again everyone and I will try to get some new pics up in the next couple days.. love ya

Standing On My Soapbox..
i gotta say, the issues people have with each other are their own and everyone deals with people differently. but think of this, everytime you post a bulletin bashing someone, there is bound to be at least one or two people downstream of that bulletin that disagree. so in essence, you've just given that person completely free press to potential friends they never would have had before. furthermore, this is the internet. half of the people you meet on here you'll never meet in real life. so what's the point in bashing someone or calling them out for having a fake profile? what's it to you if someone's page is fake or not..i'm not telling you all how to deal with your thoughts and emotions. i'm just trying to make a point. you can agree, disagree, block, delete me..that's fine. in the end i'll know who my true friends here are. and it's not neccesarilly the ones that repost this. so think about that the next time you're browsing through here and see someone you don't appreciate. if you d

The Earth
HELLO LOST CHERRIES I WANT TO SAY THAT EVERY THING WILL GOING WELL AS SOON JUST FEEL THE GOOD THINGS AROUND US ON THIS WORLD LIVE WITH HER BUT CAREFULLY WITH SOME RULES I THINK EVERY THING WELL GOING WELL DONT THINKING TO MUCH AND LOOK TO THE WORLD FROM THE BEAUTIFUL WINDOWS YOU WILL FOLLOW THE SUN HAHAHA HAVE A GREAT DAYS ALL OF YOU L.C IT IS ALL OF MY PLEASURE THAT IAM HERE WITH ALL OF YOU THAT MAKE ME VERY HAPPY I LOVE ALL OF YOU MY FRIENDS KEEP IN TOUCH TRIBLE_XXX FOX-ALFA-99

I'm Bored! Lol
You scored as Perception. You have the power of perception!! you are most in tune with your surroundings. Come play with me!Shadow walking100%Perception100%Charisma88%Shape shift88%Telepathy75%Mind Control69%What vampiric power do you most possess?created with QuizFarm.com

My Sexual Style
You scored as Violent. You are violent. To you there is nothing better than a good spank. You like scratching and biting 'cause that's what people are for.Violent81%Hot75%Wet69%Awkward63%Exciting50%Soft31%Sweet31%Shy19%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, " Please wake me at 5:00 AM. " He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. --anonymous--

Little Johnny Joke
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.' Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

Questions, Answers And Random Thoughts
Hello all Again...For the few that read this... I really like the answers so far to the questions that i have posed and heres another one for today.. Why is that when you say you are kinda busy to a guy and he takes it as oh fine then you dont want to talk to me i guess you have found someone else... OK what is that? Insecurities coming into play i no that...But why is it that they feel the need to think because you are kinda bisy that there is always someone else? Do men get some kinda whatever doing this to you? because women are BUSY sometimes and dont have the time to talk then they Immediately think theres someone else tight? What the hell is that? I swear men should all be taught that busy could mean ALOT of things right? BUT no...Oh i see that.. OK time to answer this question...Why do you do that? THink the entirely wrong conclusion when it comes to we are busy but when you are busy its all ok.. Hmm something to think about right??? HUNTING is

Men Classes!!! Lmao!!!
WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTRE FOR ADULTS REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Monday, June 30, 2006 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM. Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours. Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor --- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks. Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Joke, Relly Bad Urls!!
The Top 10 Worst Company URLs The following business websites clearly did not give their domain names enough consideration... or did they? 1. A site called "Who Represents" where you can find the name of the agent that represents a Performer. Their domain name is... wait for it... www.whorepresents.com 2. Experts Exchange, a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views is at www.expertsexchange.com 3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net 4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com 5. Need a generator? There's the Italian Power Generator company at www.powergenitalia.com 6. Looking for a hard to find flower or shrubbery? We have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales at www.molestationnursery.com 7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com

Joke... Visiting Gynecologist!! Please Read!
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years! There's nothing you can't tell me." "This one's kind of strange..." "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied. "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies." "I see." "That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl." "That night," she went on, "I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters ! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she implored, "I'm scared out of my wits!" The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~

Redneck Jokes!! Great!!
A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "Paw, what's at?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is." While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continue d to watch until it rea

Sorry Blonde Jokes
A blonde finds herself in serious trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in dire financial straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray... "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto." Lotto night comes, and somebody else wins it. She again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my business, my house, and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and she still has no luck. Once again, she prays. "My God, why have You forsaken me? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask You for help, and I have always been a good servant to You. PLEASE let me win the lotto just this one time so I can get my life back in order." Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open. The blonde is overwhelmed by the Voice of God Himself... "Swe

Best Blog Topics
Ok. After my dismal first 2 entries, I think I need to spice it up a bit. so.................... Leave me a topic. The 5 best (or probably the only 5) I will write about tomorrow. Its time for me to go and get grillin Salmon. Bye for now.

Great Jokes..
EVEN I COULDN'T THINK UP ONE AS GOOD AS THIS. Pregnant Turkey Story: Last year at Christmas time, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional holiday feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store and asked if my sister wouldn't mind going out to get it. When my sister left the house, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the mixed stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey... then re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s)back into the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Barbara, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry hysterically. It

Myspace Vs. Lost Cherry
10 things people hate about myspace but I could never figure out why: 10. "It's sooo slow." It's not as slow as everyone thinks...sometimes I can access myspace better than I can access lost cherry. 9. "12 photos? Please!" This limits bandwidth so that other items and things can be successfully added to profiles. Nothing wrong with that. This is the reason that lost cherry is slow, simply becuase they think they have unlimited bandwidth...they don't. Nobody does. 8. "Online (undercover) cops everywhere" How do you know they are not on here too? 7. "It is hard to access myspace sometimes" Well, that's with every site on the net...no site is perfect. 6. "Celebs on myspace are not real" Yes, this might be true, but how do you know that certain ones actually have myspace accounts? A more accurate way to put this is "You don't know which celebs are real and which ones are fakes" 5. "People are a lot friendlier here"....(yes, I have heard this one) truth be known that peopl

The Zoo ( A Joke)
A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks the gorilla, a beautiful female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination the zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem, the zoo keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton a redneck part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages. Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The zoo keeper thought they might have a solution. Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Bobby Lee showed some interest but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day he announced that he would accept their offer but only under four conditions. "First", Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips." The keeper quic

The Day You Walked In My Life
The day you came in my life i was scared to let you in at firts i was just scared to let some one love me and love some one but now that i know that your true and your not fake i can let myself love you but i dont know if i love you yet i try to tell my self that i cant love you yet but its like i cant hold it back but i know deep down inside that i cant love you untile i know that this is not all a lie untill then i rather try to get to know you better and see what makes you happy and laugh but till then youll just be my "Baby Boy" but if i cant have you as more then a friend i rather have you just as a friend but four right now i rather just think of you as ............................

Gone For ???
Hi to all my LC friends and family, I'll be going into the hospital on Wed. for a heart cath. and ???. Hope to be home by the weekend if not sooner, just depends on what need to be done. I would like to Thank everyone who has made me feel welcome and at home here on LC. I hope you all have fantastic days and nights while I'm gone. Take care and have lots of fun, remember, Don't worry be Happy. Catch ya all later. Starr

How Not To Get Kicked Out Of My Place:
1. Don't lie about ripping up a check supposedly written to me, but in fact written for shopping. ( It's great working with banks :P ) 2. Don't badmouth me behind my back to some dude you met off myspace who you've never actually met right after contemplating the distance between yourself and Ocean Springs, MS (Hi Josh) but still wanting to "meet up". 3. Don't tell your family lies about me, pertaining to your work status. I.E. "The asshole made me lose my job." 4. Don't write me a check KNOWING it will bounce higher than your boobs. 5. Don't make plans with your "friends" to have "fun" when you go back home to visit your parents and make up a lie saying your "real" friends set you up on a "blind date." 6. Don't spend over $250.00 (most of it mine) on prepaid phone cards in one month to secretly talk to some dude that lives in Utah that you met from the internet but have never actually met so that the home phone bill won't show the calls. 7. If you're going to change

Funny Really!!
A guy walks into the local unemployment office for his weekly check. He marches straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in here drawing welfare week after week I'd really much rather have a job." The worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent we've just obtained a job opening from a very wealthy old man who needs a combination chauffeur-bodyguard to drive his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll be required to drive his Mercedes, he'll supply all of the necessary clothes. Because of the long hours, all your meals will be provided. In addition, you will be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. A two-bedroom apartment above the garage comes with the position. The starting salary is $200,000 a year." The guy says, "You're bullshitting me!" The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."

A Riddle
A Riddle for the Day.......... Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Michael J. Fox has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. The Pope has one but doesn't use it. Clinton uses his all the time. Bush is one Mickey Mouse has an unusual one. Liberace never used his on women. Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his. Cher claims that she took on 3. We never saw Lucy use Desi's. What is it? Answer below! (this is pretty goo d ) The answer is: "A Last Name." You didn't think I'd send you a dirty joke, did you?

Sadness
it seems everytime i fall in love i always come out broken worse then before an sure there are days that I just wanna hang your head san cry but yet I know I really shouldn't because its just going to make me feel worse then I already feel but then sumtimes I need to cry an laugh an hurt but today is different its more then just an emaotional hurt an emotionaly pain but I refuse to allow it to take over my day i'm happy an i'm gunna stay that why not letting mood swings drag me down an hold me down till I can't breathe i'm happy an hyper an thats the way it's gunna stay hehe

Hmmmmmmmmm
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery and then stuck a carrot up my butt???" She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."

Salmon Fillets
I promise to make them more interesting in future but right now I really need your help!. I have some salmon fillet steaks in the fridge and a friend round for dinner. No idea what to make. Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

My Words
Being on Lost Cherry i have met some wonderful and fasinating people...I enjoy the site very much and can honestly say it has been one of the best for me... The support, the friends, your comments, your responses, and most of all your love has been over whelming for me...I Just like to say thanx to you all, you have made my welcome and my stay here very enjoyable and i am honored to have you on my friends list and especially in my heart...Some of my blogs you may find a drag but i have been through a lot in my life and all written by me are my feelings from my heart...hope you enjoy...Again thanx to you all... Eileen (AKA Sweet)

"what Will Matter? " By Michael Josephson
Ready or not, some day it will all come to an end. There will be no more sunrises, no minutes, hours or days. All the things you collected, whether treasured or forgotten will pass to someone else. Your wealth, fame and temporal power will shrivel to irrelevance. It will not matter what you owned or what you were owed. Your grudges, resentments, frustrations and jealousies will finally disappear. So too, your hopes, ambitions, plans and to-do lists will expire. The wins and losses that once seemed so important will fade away. It won't matter where you came from or what side of the tracks you lived on at the end. It won't matter whether you were beautiful or brilliant. Even your gender and skin color will be irrelevant. So what will matter? How will the value of your days be measured? What will matter is not what you bought but what you built, not what you got but what you gave. What will matter is not your success but your significance. What will mat

Well Till Later
Well I am getting off here I hope everyone has a safe and happy day!! I am pretty sure I will be on here Later... When I am bored at my sister house!! but it will be all good!!! Right.... Take care out there in Lost Cherry Land!! Thanks for reading all these blog!! Jeannie

Now What Is Going To Happen Today!!
I just got off the phone with my bro-in-law... He is beggin me to come and babysit for him and my sister tonight.. I was thinking that my baby sister is there why cant she.. I guess there are issues and I have to be there again tomorrow!! FOR ALL DAY... so I am going to give them a hand.. OH its tuesday!! Now I know why I need to be there... Its pool league night!! I got it now!! lol.. Tell me what you think!! Jeannie P.S.. I dont get paid.. Its a 3 year old agreement... That My sister take the money she should pay me and take and spent on her kid.. Know there are 2 kids and I am double in the trouble.. What you think 3 and 1 great time great time!!! Its only tuesday nights and wednesday!!

O Yea
and on top of all that, almost everything the s**thead said in his statement was a lie and goes down exactly with what he told me that no matter what he would get my bro in jail and keep him there...tell me this guy has a life!!! lmfao

Five Tips To Improve Your Sex Life Right Now!
Does your sex life lack luster and imagination? Need a way to give it a kick start? Try one of the five ideas below guaranteed to inspire passionate play tonight! Communicate You'd be surprised to learn how many couples don't talk about what they want, or don't want, in bed. This is one area that can always be improved. Talk about your fantasies together, play a game of truth or dare or take turns telling each other what you'd like to do to the other person. Read Together Inspiration comes in many forms, and many times it is from a great book. Get yours going by starting a library of sensual books. Make sure your collection has a variety of topics such as how-to topics, prose and idea books. Make A To Do Jar Separately write twenty things you'd like to try. Cut them out and fold them up. Put the forty ideas in a jar. Each week, individually take out a slip of paper. Don't show each other your slips of paper. Before the week is up, secretly plan to do the idea on the paper w

Feelings
Feelings Current mood: stressed As I lay thinking on my bed, A trail of thoughts run through my head. My pillows wet from tears i cry, I only wish that I would die. My days are dark, my nights are long I wonder where my life went wrong. My life is hanging by a rope, I'm losing faith, I'm losing hope. Myself again I want to find, And leave my horrid past behind. I fight to hide my hurt and pain, But death will come to knock again. With you I share these thoughts of mine, And pray someday the sun will shine, My love for you is deep and free, For without you all where would I be. Eileen (AKA Sweet)

Am I Hiding Anything?
Okay So I just got my assed reemed out by some ramdom jerk because i did not have in the "about me" section on my profile that I have a boyfriend. I was like well instead of just looking at my pics, take the time to read my blogs and then you would have seen that yes in deed I have a boyfriend. I am not hiding anything on here. I am here for friends ONLY. No I will not cam with you NO i will not cyber with AND NO i will not rate and comment on you naked pictures. Okay I am done. Thanks

30 Bedroom Boredom Busters
#1 Share your deepest fantasies with each other. #2 Kiss with your eyes open.. #3 Extend your foreplay time... considerably. #4 Play truth or dare but keep your questions steered towards the topic at hand. #5 Make love by only candlelight. #6 Try ice... #7 Spend $100 on lingerie. #8 Take a bath or shower together. #9 Write a sensual love story about you and your partner. Leave it for them to read. #10 Use whipped cream... #11 Stay the night at a hotel with a hot tub. #12 Make it a point to touch every inch of your lover's body. #13 Learn more about aphrodisiacs. #14 Give your love a sensual massage. #15 Buy a few love making technique books and read them together. #16 Compliment your love on how they look and while making love. #17 Do a strip dance for them. #18 Spend a day teasing your partner. #19 Make love somewhere other than your home. #20 Experiment with different types of kisses. #21 When your love comes home, take control and make love to them right there.

Ok....pics
If you havent notice yet... I have some funny pics... When I get to level up again! I'll add some more.. That I have hidden away!! These are going to make you laugh!!! I know, I know I show Just go and delete some but really they are too good for that.... So you will just have to wait and see!! Meanwhile back at the batcave.. You will all have been very kind with rating me and comments for me!! You all are the best and I thank you all very much!!.. Jeannie

A Memory
A Memory Current mood: depressed Category: Writing and Poetry I have a special memory, Of one very close at heart. Me and that precious memory, No one will ever part. I think of her so often, Someone I held so dear. A memory of a loved one, Whos been gone now for a year. Her image I see clearly, The smile upon her face. I never will forget her, No one can take her place. I watched her as she suffered, Then saw her getting weak. She'd smile and hold my hand, And I'd kiss her on the cheek. A loving aunt so dear to me, We laughed and we had fun. Until the day God whispered dear, Come be with your son. Written In Loving Memory Of A Special Aunt By Eileen (AKA Sweet) April 18th,2006

Black Rose
BLACK ROSE Current mood: indescribable Category: Writing and Poetry BLACK ROSE Suddenly the world looks bleak and the fires of hell look comforting in this emotional battle that can not be saved by you The eternal hell that I live in has lasted a bit to long darkness blinds me from joy and love leavng my heart coated with stone Does life have but one path to follow, walking endlessly on a road that seems to be a one way travel into that forever darkness Turning twisting, can I get a glimpes of light to back track to, Fuck I'm stuck, no mercy, no way back nothing to help keep me sane I'd cast my eyes upon the dark with salty tears, it burns, reaching out touching brick wall surrounding me, looking up close dark crimson in color, like blood Lonely heart, mangled torn beyond repair, collisions of truth and dreams, lost what's real, reality is where.... what's right..what's wrong..... trust is it scorn Choise then given, what to think... Black Rose so rare t

Wtf!!!
i wanna know some opinions on this, where the f*** do some ppl get the nerve to bring children into something that has nothing to do with them??? my bro is sitting in jail because of my d**khead of an ex bf, and that ex had the nerve to bring my son into the statement regarding my brother.... wtf?!?! my son isnt even 3 and has nothing to do with it but he brought him into... how does someone do that??? i am sooooooo pi**ed right now!!! sorry ppl. pls leave me ur thoughts here.

My Friend
MY FRIEND Current mood: grateful Category: Writing and Poetry Someone that I can count on, Someone that I can trust. Someone who will respect me, And not for love nor lust. Someone who can care for me, From way down deep inside. Someone who can talk with me, And nothing shall they hide. Someone who can share with me, Their troubles from the heart. Be open, kind and honest, With that we'll never part. I know the truth inside you, From your smile which has no end. With that I know for certain, You'll ALWAYS be my friend. Eileen (AKA SWEET) April 18th,2006

It's Truth, Baby.
Not all babies are cute. I hate to break it to you, but there is a slight chance that the fruit of your loins is one of the ugly ones. I know, to you the little monkey is adorable. But to the rest of us, he/she is just.... a monkey. And not a cute little spider monkey but rather a red-assed baboon baby who will one day kill you while you sleep. Ok, maybe not kill you. But for the love of all that is holy put that damn picture away!

Virginblog
Wow, what a place. Need to get my feet on the ground. Want to get back to all the new friends that left me comments, THANKS. I just need to get used to this and then I will be returning the love. Again Thanks. t3 Um, doesnt own an axe, lol, so I guess ur safe 4 now.

My Nan
My Nan Current mood: confused There's a small little woman, I wish you all could know. I'll do my best to describe her, As her love I cannot show. With a heart as pure as gold, Carrying a smile upon her face. Lot's of memories she will share, Her mind you'll not erase. Her hands so soft and wrinkled, As the warmth they always show. Can you picture her right now, With your hearts so all a glow. Growing old and fragile, Her body growing weak. When you ask her a question, She will answer mild and meek. She loves her sons & daughters, Her grandchildren are her glow. She loves to see you come, But cries when you should go. She's my one and only NANNY, And oh how I love her so. So God please look out to her, Until her time to go. Eileen (AKA SWEET) April 25th, 2006

Gods & Goddesses
Celtic Gods & Goddesses Branwyn - Goddess of love, sexuality and the sea Bridget - Goddess of fertility, feminine creativity, martial arts and healing Cernunnos - The 'Horned God', God of Nature, Animals, Fertility and the Underworld Cerridwen - Moon Goddess, Goddess of Dark Prophecy and the Underworld Coventina - Goddess of Rivers, Abundance, Inspiration and Prophecy The Crone - One of the Triple Goddess Aspects, Goddess of Old Age, Winter and the Waning Moon Eostre - Goddess of Spring, Rebirth, Fertility and New Beginnings Epona - Horse Goddess, Goddess of Prosperity, Healing, Nurturance and Sustainence Latis - Goddess of Water and Beer Lugh - Sun God, God of War, Mastery, Magic and Good Harvest Morrigan - Goddess of War, Revenge, Night, Magic and Prophecy. Queen of Fairies and Witches The Triple Goddess - The Maiden, Mother and Crone all at once. Moon, Creator, Destroyer British, Scottish, Irish, Welsh Gods & Goddesses Amaethon (Welsh) - God of Agriculture, Mas

Someday
The flame in my young heart which was once strong Slowly weakening away with every tick of the clock The distance is unbearable while the desire for him grows I wonder if he knows what I feel deep in my heart How he sets my soul on fire with one simple smile I can just lose myself in his mesmerizing eyes Will I ever hear his voice softly telling me he loves me? Will I ever feel his arms wrapped around me with delight? My every essence yearns for him to know the truth I would be nothing without him safely by my side How do I make my hearts desires known? Soon my spirit will sing with overwhelming pleasure He will finally return my undying love Soon I will not be alone in this world anymore Never again hide myself in my captivating dreams Soon he will hold my hand and look deep within me He will be my wish come true, the answer to me questions Soon we will be together and I will finally be happy

Shrimp Salad Rolls
They're inspired by lobster rolls, but we think you'll find these sandwiches more popular with a crowd of all ages — not to mention more affordable and easier on the cook. 4 lb large shrimp in shell (21 to 25 per lb) 1 1/2 cups mayonnaise 3 tablespoons fresh lemon juice 3 tablespoons chopped fresh tarragon, or to taste 3/4 teaspoon salt 3/4 teaspoon black pepper 2 cups chopped celery 12 hot dog rolls (preferably top-split) Cook half of shrimp in a 5- to 6-quart pot of generously salted (2 tablespoons) boiling water, stirring occasionally, until shrimp are just cooked through, 3 to 4 minutes. Transfer shrimp with a slotted spoon to a platter and return water to a boil. Cook remaining shrimp in same manner (then discard water), transferring to platter. When shrimp are cool enough to handle, peel, then chill, covered, until completely cold, about 1 hour. Whisk together mayonnaise, lemon juice, tarragon, salt, and pepper in a large bowl and chill until ready to use. Deve

The One I Love
THE ONE I LOVE Current mood: touched Category: Romance and Relationships Fills my life with SWEETNESS That I've never known before, Brings me so much HAPPINESS, I couldn't ask for more. Makes me feel so special When we're sharing HEART TO HEART, Gives me TENDER THOUGHTS to keep for times When we're apart... UNDERSTANDS and helps me When there's something On my mind, Shares the fun and FRIENDSHIP That I always hoped I'd find, Believes with me And Plans with me... Our dreams are made for two And changed my world forever With the three words I LOVE YOU

Shrimp And Vegetable Salad With Roast-tomato Vinaigrette
4 large heirloom tomatoes, halved 1/4 cup olive oil 6 cups fresh arugula 3 cups yellow and green wax beans, blanched and cut into 1/2-inch pieces 3 cups fresh corn, shaved from the cob 3 cups diced red bell peppers 3 cups cherry tomatoes, halved 2 cups cooked shrimp 2 tbsp champagne vinegar 1 tbsp finely diced shallot 1 tsp fresh parsley, chopped Heat oven to 350°F. Place tomatoes on a cookie sheet and brush lightly with oil. Roast 20 minutes, then puree in a blender and strain. Cool puree. Combine next 6 ingredients in a chilled bowl and toss. Add vinegar to tomato puree and whisk in remaining oil, shallot and parsley. Drip 1/2 cup vinaigrette on the inside rim of bowl, then toss salad again. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. The Dish: 191 calories per serving, 4.7 g fat (0.7 g saturated), 7.2 g fiber, 29.2 g carbs, 13.3 g protein Makes 6 servings.

I Miss You
All alone in my room isolated from life You cross my mind once more While a tear gradually descends down my cheek My heart screams for you ...I miss you... Your smile once brightened my day Your voice would linger in my head Being in your presence is where I felt at home My eyes would fill with oodles of joy ...I miss you... With tear stained eyes and anguish in my heart I call out for you to come into my life once again Now I know I cannot go on without you The desire to be in your arms strengthens ...I miss you... Life drained from my eyes Smile a stranger to my face Laughter no longer heard Hope slowly dieing ...I miss you...

Friends
Friends A friend is someone we turn to when our spirits need a lift. A friend is someone we treasure for our friendship is a gift. A friend is someone who fills our lives with beauty, joy, and grace. And makes the whole world we live in a better and happier place.

The Cauldron Chant
The Cauldron Chant by Ammond ShadowCraft We form the Circle, The Circle most round. We form the Chalice, The Chalice now found. We call the Goddess, to meet the great need. We call the God, To plant His fertile seed. We call the quarters, which we call four. We summon the powers, that contain the force. We stir the Cauldron, from which we were born. We call the Gods, from whom we were torn. We say the words, which lead us round. We pass the kiss, with our lovers found. We face our dreams, in nights psychic flight. We face our hopes, in bright moon of the night. We face our fears, on the Dark Lords Horn. We face our failure, in the Mothers new planted corn. We live our lives, drumming and dancing on the meadow. We confront our Death, in the dancing moon light shadow. Our paths run quickly, on fleet foot and wing. Our Circle is joyous with our Queens and our Kings. Let our little Circle be happy, with Bell, Bowl or Bow. And form

Shrimp And Pork Pot Stickers
Crisp and golden, these juicy pot stickers, stuffed with a classic Cantonese filling, are more than just delicious — they're also a symbol of prosperity for the coming year. Served browned sides up, these pot stickers make for a beautiful presentation. For dumplings 1 1/2 to 1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour plus additional for dusting 1/2 cup lukewarm water 3 fresh or 4 rinsed canned water chestnuts (3 oz) 1/2 lb shrimp in shell, peeled, deveined, and coarsely chopped (1 cup) 1/4 lb ground fatty pork (from shoulder) 3/4 cup chopped scallions (from 1 bunch) 1 1/2 tablespoons soy sauce 2 teaspoons minced peeled fresh ginger 1 teaspoon Asian sesame oil 1 tablespoon peanut or vegetable oil For sauce 1/3 cup soy sauce 2 tablespoons Chinese black vinegar (preferably Chinkiang) 2 tablespoons water 1 teaspoon Asian chile oil, or to taste Special equipment: a 3 1/2-inch round biscuit or cookie cutter Make dumplings: Stir together 1 1/2 cups flour and lukewarm water (1/2 cup

Giving
Giving Category: Life As I Awake Each Morning; To Thank The Lord Above. For Giving Me Another Day; To Give And Share My Love. For The Man In My Life; I Give You All My Heart. To Love And Protect You; And Pray We Never Part. For Each Of My Three Daughters; My Love Which Is So Strong. Take It With You Always; And You'll Never Be Alone. For My Special Little Grandbabies; The Guidance I Will Show. To Hope And Pray Each Of You; Learn All You Need To Know. For All My Special Friends Out There; A Special Prayer For You. To Keep You Loved And Safe From Harm; With Everything You Do. And Finally To End This Poem; I Thank My Mom & Dad. For Without Their Love And Support; The Above I Would Never Have Had.

Cauldron Lore
from Falcon Feathers & Valkyrie Sword by D.J. Conway "The cauldron or pot symbolizes cyclical time and the lunar calendar. This is because the cauldron represents the womb of rebirth, the bowl of blood held by the Hindu Kali and other goddesses. This blood is the Wise Blood from the Cosmic Womb. It has been called soma by the Hindus, red claret by the Celts, and greal by the Welsh Bards. In Vedic myth, Indra stole the soma so that he could rule over all the gods, a reference to the stealing of importance and power from the Goddess for a patriarchal god. The Goddess and Her cauldron is the center of all feminine power and every female group. Spiritual transformation can only come through Her cauldron,or belly-womb. Ancient tradition says that only women can tap into the great power of the cauldron, for only women are made in the image of the Goddess with Her all-renewing womb of rebirth and transformation. This tradition remains in the figure of the witch and her cauldron. The

Hearts Always Win
Resisting temptation under the scarlet sun Pushing back love on the highest cliffs Turning away from portraits of swinging arms Is this the path, the life your heart choose She slams the window and locks the door Letting no one in or out her rotting core Poetic books scattered upon ivory floor Love notes hidden behind drawers of lace Lilies and daisies replacing vases of roses Photo crumpled and fading in smokes of fire He drives slowly listening to the beat of the rains Hoping his love can will her heart to tame Wild desires clashing into the darkness Perplexity shutters inside doubting brains Lonely voices call within the barren walls Until the foot of love grazes the muddy land He knocked and closed his eyes in prayer Not knowing which gift she will prefer Hands on her knob and pounding silence ahead She opened the door to where her heart led Instead of gold or flowers of every season His mouth kisses her gently without any reason And so the hea

Shrimp Scampi Pasta
1/4 cup olive oil 1 lb peeled and deveined large shrimp (raw; 20 to 25 per lb) 4 large garlic cloves, left unpeeled and forced through a garlic press 1/2 teaspoon dried hot red-pepper flakes 1/2 cup dry white wine 1 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 5 tablespoons unsalted butter 3/4 lb capellini (angel-hair pasta) 1/2 cup chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley Bring a 6- to 8-quart pot of salted water to a boil. Meanwhile, heat oil in a 12-inch heavy skillet over moderately high heat until hot but not smoking, then sauté shrimp, turning over once, until just cooked through, about 2 minutes, and transfer with a slotted spoon to a large bowl. Add garlic to oil remaining in skillet along with red pepper flakes, wine, salt, and pepper and cook over high heat, stirring occasionally, 1 minute. Add butter to skillet, stirring until melted, and stir in shrimp. Remove skillet from heat. Cook pasta in boiling water until just tender, about 3 minutes. Reserve 1 cup pasta-cooking

My Girls
My Girls Current mood: content Three Tiny Faces Just Three And Four Years Apart, Three Tiny Faces That Will Forever Remain In My Heart. I Have Given You All I Could, As God Knows From Above. To Each Of You He Knows, I Have Given You All My Love. To Watch And Protect You, With Everything I Had, A Gift That Was Given To Me, Even When Times Were Bad. To Each I Wish You Happiness, With Loads Of Love To Share. To Find That Special Someone To Love, Protect And Care. All The Joys I Gave To You Throughout So Many Years, Your Bringing Them All Back To Me, With Happiness Shed By Tears. So Go Ahead Into This World, And Your Love Please Do Not Save. Pass It On T

American Soldier
Hosted by Sparkle Tags I’m just tryin’ to be a father, raise a daughter and a son Be a lover to their mother, everythin’ to everyone Up and at ‘em bright and early, I’m all business in my suit Yeah I’m dressed up for success, from my head down to my boots I don’t do it for money, there’s bills I that I can’t pay I don’t do it for the glory, I just do it anyway Providing for our future’s, my responsibility Yeah I’m real good under pressure, being all that I can be And I can’t call in sick on Mondays when the weekend’s been too strong I just work straight through the holidays, and sometimes all night long You can bet that I stand ready, when the wolf growls at the door Hey I’m solid, hey I’m steady, hey I’m true down to the core. And I will always do my duty no matter what the price I’ve counted up the cost, I know the sacrifice Oh and I don’t want to die for you, but if dyin’s asked of me I’ll bear that cross with honor, cause freedom don’t come free. I’m an Amer

Shrimp, Mango, And Jicama Salad With Pineapple Vinaigrette
3 tablespoons fresh lime juice 2 tablespoons frozen pineapple juice concentrate, thawed 1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil 6 cups water 1/4 cup fresh lemon juice 2 bay leaves 2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon whole black peppercorns 1 pound uncooked large shrimp, peeled, deveined, halved lengthwise 2 large mangoes, peeled, pitted, cut into 1/2-inch cubes (about 3 cups) 2 cups 1/2-inch cubes peeled jicama 1/2 cup chopped red onion 3 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro 6 large Boston lettuce leaves Whisk lime juice and pineapple juice concentrate in small bowl. Gradually whisk in oil. Season vinaigrette to taste with salt and pepper. Bring 6 cups water and next 4 ingredients to boil in heavy large saucepan. Reduce heat to medium; simmer 15 minutes. Reduce heat to low, add shrimp, and simmer until opaque in center, about 2 minutes. Drain. Transfer shrimp to large bowl; refrigerate until cool. (Can be made 6 hours ahead. Cover; keep chilled.) Mix mangoes and next 3 ingredi

Shrimp And Mushroom Quinoa Risotto
Quinotto de Hongos y Camarones This dish—quinoa prepared risotto-style—is so good, you'll forget it's good for you. Quinoa, whose name means "mother grain," is indigenous to Peru and dates from the time of the Inca civilization. Compared with other grains, quinoa is very high in protein and relatively low in carbohydrates. If you're pressed for time, we found a great substitute for fresh clam broth. For clam broth 8 cups cold water 2 lb small hard-shell clams (2 to 2 1/2 inches in diameter) 1 celery rib, coarsely chopped 1 large carrot, coarsely chopped 1/2 large red onion, coarsely chopped 1 Turkish or 1/2 California bay leaf 1/4 teaspoon black pepper For quinoa 2 cups quinoa (12 oz) 2 lb medium shrimp in shell (31 to 35 per lb), peeled and deveined 1 1/2 teaspoons salt 1/3 cup vegetable oil 1 tablespoon achiote (annatto) seeds 1/2 stick (1/4 cup) unsalted butter 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1/2 lb cremini or button mushrooms, trimmed and sliced (3/4 inch thick; 3 c

To The One I Loved And Always Will
I got to Heaven's gate yesterday after we said goodbye. I began to miss you terribly becasue I heard you cry Suddenly there was an angel and she asked me to enter Heaven's gate. I asked her if I could stay outside for someone who'd be late. The angel said I could stay right here and wait for you to come, because I am scared to go alone. So I'll wait right here, you take your time, but keep me in your heart. Because Heaven just would'nt be Heaven, without you to warm my heart.

This Guy Walks Into A Bar....
"I can imagine nothing more tedious than trying to have fun with you again." Damn I love that song. Let's all meet in my office and eat donuts and stir up memories of painful moments spent in the company of those who've poisoned our souls. er... I mean.... I have nice boobs.

Hearty Beef And Vegetable Soup, Caldo De Res
5 pounds stew bones 1/4 cup, plus 2 tablespoons salt 1/4 cup garlic powder 4 ears corn, husked and cut in half 6 celery stalks, cut into 1/2-inch slices 3 carrots, peeled and cut into 1-inch chunks 4 potatoes, peeled and cut into 2-inch chunks 3 tomatoes, cut into wedges 3 zucchini, cut into 2-inch chunks 2 onions, each cut into 6 wedges 1/2 head cabbage, cut into quarters 1 green bell pepper, sliced 6 cups hot Spanish Rice 1 lemon, cut into 6 wedges Put the bones in a large stockpot, add water to cover by 6 inches, and bring to a boil. Boil gently for 45 minutes. Stir in the salt and garlic powder, then add the corn, celery, and carrots. Boil for another 15 minutes, then add the potatoes, tomatoes, zucchini, onions, cabbage, and bell pepper. Boil for 15 minutes longer. Ladle the soup into 6 large bowls. Add 1 cup of the rice to each bowl, and squeeze the juice from a lemon wedge over each. Serve immediately. Serves 6

Spicy Tomato Soup With Meatballs And Cilantro
MEATBALLS: 2 1/2 pounds ground beef 2 eggs 1/4 cup uncooked rice 1 tablespoon all-purpose flour 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon pepper 1/4 teaspoon garlic powder 1/4 teaspoon ground cumin SOUP: 2 1/2 quarts water 1/4 cup uncooked rice 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 2 onions, sliced 2 tomatoes, sliced 6 serrano chiles, stemmed, seeded and finely chopped 1 bunch cilantro, tough stems removed, finely chopped For Meatballs: Combine ground beef, eggs, rice, flour, salt, pepper, garlic powder and cumin in large bowl, mixing well. Shape mixture into meatballs about 11/2 inches in diameter. For Soup: Bring water to a boil in a large stockpot over high heat. Add meatballs and rice and boil for 30 minutes, skimming off any scum that rises to the top. Meanwhile, heat oil in a medium skillet over medium heat. Add onions, tomatoes and about one-sixth of the chiles and sauté until the onion is softened, about 5 minutes. Add the onion mixture to the meatba

Pit Fire Spicy Chicken Soup
6 dried pasilla chiles 6 dried guajillo chiles 10 C. water, divided 2 onions 6 cloves garlic 1 t. pepper 2 T. dried Mexican oregano, divided 1 (4 3/4-pound) chicken, cut into 8 pieces 1 (29-ounce) can white hominy, drained 1/2 t. salt Shredded red cabbage, radish slices, diced onion, lime wedges, avocado slices, for garnish Remove the stems and seeds from the pasilla and guajillo chiles and discard. Place the chiles in a saucepan and cover them with 4 cups of water. Bring to a boil, then remove the pan from the heat and set it aside for the chiles to soften. Dice 1 onion and set it aside. Cut the second onion in half and dice half of it. Cut the remaining half lengthwise into slices. Working in batches, pour the chiles and their cooking liquid, 1 1/2 diced onions, the garlic, pepper and 1 tablespoon of oregano into a blender and puree until smooth. Add the remaining 6 cups of water to the chile puree and strain through a fine mesh sieve, using a sp

"you Know You're A Hauntaholic When..."
"You know you're a hauntaholic when..." you're pestered all year by kids who want to know what the theme for THIS year is? you find yourself thinking that one corpse is more attractive than another? you get more excited over a fog machine than a dirty movie? you have more help at your haunt than necessary for an old-fashioned barn raising? you have more than ten sound effect CD's? you have names for the skeletons in your closet? you play spooky music all year round? you spend more on one Halloween than on your entire wedding? you spend more on one Halloween than on your spouse for the entire history of your marriage? you spend more on one Halloween than on your spouse's anniversary? you try to make Fido look like a hellhound every Halloween? your neighbors look slantways at you and avoid you a full month before Halloween? your shed, basement, & attic contain nothing but Halloween props? the only candelabra you own is in a spider web motif? t

Lets See!!
Myspace I really liked going to... They are updating..... Now you can have only 16 pics!!! Here I have lots of friends!! and Lots of pic!! And When I am having a bad day!!! I even have a support group!! Soo... I really like Lost Cherry.. I hope If you are reading this you like it too!! Thanks for reading.. Jeannie

Carne Con Chilies
1 large round steak cut into 1 inch cubes 1 C. chopped onion 1 to 2 cans (4 oz. each) chopped jalapeno peppers (depending on how hot you like it) 1 32 oz. can crushed tomatoes 8 oz. tomato sauce 2 t. crushed garlic salt and pepper Saute beef cubes in oil until brown in small batches. Add onion, garlic, salt and pepper. Cook until onions start to get transparent. Add jalapeno peppers, tomatoes and tomato sauce. Cook 1 hour or until beef is very tender. Serve with warmed flour tortillas and refried beans. Serves 6 - 8.

Rules To Live By On Halloween
With Halloween upon us, it is worthwhile to remember a few simple rules to help keep this season healthy, happy and SAFE!! Please use these helpful hints this and every year. 1. When it appears that you have killed the monster or murderer, NEVER check to see if it's really dead. 2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke. 3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out. 4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice. 5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go alone. 6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell. 7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well. 8. If

Shrimp Casserole
2 pounds peeled and deveined shrimp 1 can (10.5 oz) can chicken soup 8 oz. sour cream 1 onion, chopped 1 can (10 oz) diced tomatoes and green chilies 1 can (4 oz) can green chilies 1 teaspoon cumin 12 oz. sharp Cheddar cheese, shredded 10 corn tortillas, coarsely chopped Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Heat all ingredients, except cheese and tortillas, in a large skillet or medium stock pot. Layer mixture, tortillas and cheese in a 3 quart casserole dish. (Reserve a little cheese for the top of casserole). Bake for 30 minutes or until top is bubbly.

Tacos De Camarones
1 1/2 pounds small uncooked shrimp, shelled 1/4 cup vegetable oil 1 teaspoon cumin seeds 1 teaspoon dried oregano Salt and pepper, to taste Vegetable oil (for sprinkling) 16 5-inch corn tortillas 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro 3 tablespoons chopped onion 1 lime, cut into wedges (for garnish) 1 jar (16 ounces) salsa or salsa verde In a bowl, combine the shrimp, oil, cumin seeds, oregano, salt, and pepper. Cover and refrigerate, tossing occasionally, for 2 hours. About 10 minutes before serving, sprinkle enough oil in a large skillet to make a thin film in the pan. When it is hot, saute the shrimp over high heat for 2 minutes, stirring constantly, or until they are bright pink. Alternatively, spear the shrimp on bamboo skewers and grill them over a hot charcoal grill, turning constantly, until they are cooked through. Meanwhile, heat a large griddle and cook the tortillas for 10 seconds on each side. Transfer them as they are done to a covered

Ugh!
Ok, here's the thing....I'm a musician, so, clearly, I love and am absolutely moved by music. One of my favorite singer/songwriters of all time is Ani DiFranco. Ani DiFranco is what some could and should call a musical genius. She writes all of her own songs and plays one hell of a mean guitar. Her songs are poignant and thought provoking and are written from experiences and from her soul. She's been offered numerous record deals with major companies, but refuses to give up her artistic integrity, and rather, chose to start her own label, Righteous Babe Records, so that she could stay true to her craft. She is one of my all-time favorite artists, and while listening to her tonight, it occurred to me, as it has occurred to me so many times in the past, that we are victims to the major record labels and the big money makers in the business. THEY determine what THEY think WE should be listening to, and rather than let REAL artists write REAL songs about REAL things and get any airt

Camarones Con Cebollitas Rojas Y Ajo
3 lbs. unpeeled shrimp (16-20 shrimp per pound) 8 firm shallots, peeled and thinly sliced crosswise 8 garlic cloves, peeled and thinly sliced crosswise 1/3 C. + 2 T. extra virgin olive oil 1 t. salt 1 t. cayenne pepper 1 t. paprika 1/2 lime Rinse shrimp in ice-water. Pat dry with paper towels. Using a small serrated knife, cut each shrimp in half lengthwise (do not peel them). Tip: Put shrimp in front of you on a cutting board with its back facing your right hand (if you are right-handed). Hold shrimp in place by putting your fingers flat on top of it. Then, carefully start sawing through it with serrated knife. Transfer to a nonreactive bowl. Mix together shallots, garlic, 1/3 cup olive oil and salt. Add to shrimp and stir until they are completely coated. Sprinkle on cayenne and paprika and mix well. Refrigerate for 1 hour. Heat 2 tablespoons olive oil in a large nonstick skillet. When oil is very hot, but not smoking, add shrimp and saute until they jus

Info About Jeff!!!!!!!!!
My myspace group is: http://groups.myspace.com/wherelovehappens and my AIM screen name is clarkkent2606. my email address is yrtnegffej@yahoo.com My name is Jeffrey Brian Gentry! I love to party, hang out and have fun! I love to draw and play video games on my PS2! I am a typically quiet person, I am definitely the sensitive type, if any of you women out there like that! I am lonely and always looking and waiting for a special woman to come along. I just have not found the right one yet! I have webcam, just ask to see me anytime I am online as long as I am not busy! I took the Computer Aided and Design program, I went to ITT Technical Institute in San Antonio, Texas from June of 2001 to June 26 of 2003, I graduated with an Associate's degree in Applied Science! I have never been married and I don't have any kids. I am single, I am 27, I drive a 1994 chrysler concorde. I have a calico cat, I named her Britney Spears! She is 4 years old. My fav color is red. Want to know more, As

Sweet Spanish Corn Cake
1/2 C. butter or margarine, softened 1/3 C. masa harina 1/4 C. water 1 package (10 oz.) frozen corn, thawed 1/3 C. sugar 4 T. yellow cornmeal 2 T. whipping cream 1/4 t. baking powder 1/4 t. salt With an electric mixer, beat butter or margarine until fluffy. Gradually beat in masa harina. On low speed, beat in water. Place corn in the bowl of a food processor and pulse until chopped coarse. Stir in masa mixture. In a small bowl, stir together sugar, cornmeal, cream, baking powder, and salt. Stir into corn mixture. Spread in a greased, 8-inch-square baking pan. Cover with foil. Place in a larger pan and pour boiling water half way up the side of the smaller pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 50 minutes or until set. Remove smaller pan from water, uncover, and let stand 15 minutes. Makes 8 servings.

Roasted Poblano Guacamole With Garlic And Parsley
2 medium (about 6 ounces total) fresh poblano chiles 6 ounces (1 medium round or 2 plum) ripe tomatoes 2 garlic cloves, unpeeled 3 tablespoons chopped flatleaf parsley 3 medium-large ripe avocados Salt to taste 1 to 2 tablespoons fresh lime juice 2 tablespoons finely crumbled Mexican queso anejo, or other dry grating cheese like Romano or Parmesan Radish slices for garnish Preheat the broiler. Place the poblanos, tomatoes and garlic on a baking sheet. Set the sheet 4 inches below a very hot broiler. Roast, turning every couple of minutes, until the chiles and tomatoes are soft, blistered and blackened in spots and the garlic is soft, 12 to 13 minutes total. Place the chiles in a bowl, cover them with a towel, and let them stand 5 minutes, then wipe off the blackened skin. Pull or cut out the stems, seed pods and seeds; rinse quickly to remove any stray seeds and bits of char. When the tomatoes are cool, peel off and discard their skins. Slip the pape

Why Not!!!
Why not everyday, allday, of every week of every month be hump day!! Who says it should be only on Wednesdays!! Who came up with that,,who has that kind of authority! I think we should band together as horny adults and change that!!!!

Spirits, Ghosts, And The Unseen World...
Spirits, Ghosts, and The unseen world... THE PHENOMENA OF SPIRIT When it comes to the reality of spirits and their associated phenomena, most people will fall into one of several categories. Some people assume all spirit contact is evil and will ultimately create many problems for the individual. Quite often these people believe all spirit contact should be avoided since to them it is merely a doorway to ever-increasing evil. There are always those who fear contact with any being outside of the physical. Often, because they do not understand, there is a hesitancy and a fear to explore or touch other possibilities. On the other hand, there are those who believe there is nothing so fear about the spirit world at all; as long as they maintain their positive thoughts and white light, nothing can ever harm them. The truth, as with most things, is somewhere in between. Experiences with spirit are not limited to seance rooms, old castles, or times past. Most people have had or will