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Holloween
Holloween is coming and...!! This is the group Rammstein. and even though everything is in German.. there is something about this Video that just keeps drawing me to it... I figured it would go well with the Holloween stuff starting to happen.. Ray (Blackbayou) Music Video Code provided by Music Video Zone

Reasons For Not Posting Comments And Things On A Regular Basis
Hi, Im sorry I havent posted in a while I have really been up and about to the doctor and such decided to take a trip to the ER the other night and they wanted to do an spinal tap on me and then guess what It knocked my ass out cause of the pain meds they gave me and I ended up saying I wanted to be hospitilized well to say the least glad I did cause they called my doctor and he definately wanted me to be, Anyways I was running a low grade fever and was almost having kidney failure once again..They run all sorts of test on me my body was poked and prodded on from one end to another and lord let me tell ya it was really horrible. I hated the MRI..I was really scared shitless to say the least the last time I said I was going to tell them to put me to sleep and guess what I forgot to do ..uhoh and I was sooo worried it would take forever and got claustophobic on them. I was sitting there scared as can be and came out and I was like you didnt hear me??? I was saying I cant handle but wha

Ouch
so this morning my jaw is even more swollen, but the doctor said that migt happen before the antibiotics kick in...it just really hurts and the oxycodone did make me sick last night so i've cut that dosage in half...sorry if i am not that social with y'all..this has just made me pretty depressed

Starting Over!!!!!
A couple of months ago, I thought that I would never get my life back. I was depressed, and I was scared. Everything looked bleak and dull. With the help of my friends(and you know who you are), I slowly started down a brighter path. Through their help and guidance, I have perservered to where I am now. Starting over!! Wow, what a scary phrase! But I'm doing it. Have everything that i worked so hard to achieve back again. And even though, every now and then defeat looms overhead, I know that I will conquer all my demons. I am blessed, and I am loved. I can go on knowing that I am never alone or out of His sight. God has truly blessed me with exceptional people. My daughters will grow up knowing a loving God and that I did not turn my back or hide with my tail between my legs. They will know a strong mother and a strong God. For every good deed that I have received, I have returned. I'm helping others who have been in my situation grow stronger and think stronger.

Can This Be For Real???
So I don't know about you guys, but I'm wondering if there is some unknown force out there that likes to play with me. Have you ever been really into someone, but because you are so scared of being hurt you act like you do not care either way. Then they leave....and you are okay with it, but then they decide to come waltzing back into your life, like nothing's ever changed. What is that about? Do they honestly think that we are gonna pick up where we left off? I wish they would just stay away, you know? I deleted you out of my life for a reason. So go. And what about online dating? Does that ever work? You see it all the time, but do you know anyone who actually comes out happy about it? I wish I knew what was going on but I don't. And for those of you who know me, you know how much I hate that. I want it to be the way I envision it, but scared to take the chance. Scared to open up again. Scared to get hurt again. So someone tell me why I'm falling and I don't k

Hanging Up The Sticks For A While
A week ago Saturday I really hurt my wrists. It started at work a few days before and on Saturday during my show I actually heard a snap from my right cymbal hand wrist. I actually finished the show. I reconized it right away as a tendon injury. Lucky for me I have no future gigs for a while and both bands are on hold. So Wednesday I packed up all 14 drums and put them away for 4-6 weeks. They are all stacked in my corner and it hurts to see them there not set up. As soon asthe numbness and pain let up I will be back at as I have done for over 30 years. Until then I will be here or at myinternet home at Remo.com.

Folk Art Ghost Doll Halloween
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In Regards To All The "fake" People!!
hey morning everyone.. well one let me just say i am sick of seeing it in my bulletin board in almost every single post.. did you even realize that all your doing is leveling these people up and making them MORE popular then they already are.. by posting the bulletins with the link in it... people who arent that bright and have nothing better to do all day go and visit their sites.. and comment negative stuff.. (they still get points..) and give them "1's" (they still get points) all you people are doing is making them get more points.. so guess what.. how about me just ignore them entirely.. if they are fake.. let them be fake.. unless its you they are copying why the frig do you even care??? stop reposting the bulletins to give them more points also.. Thanx Melikins Melikins@ LostCherry

Turkey Day
PREGNANT TURKEY STORY One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry. It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

Random Thoughts Of A Twisted Mind
There I was, knee deep in hand grenade pins. Charley was all around me, movin' in fast! All I had was a broken rifle and a P38 to protect me (for all you civilian types, a P38 is an Army issue can opener). I had to improvise... I still have nightmares about that poor monkey...

What Kind Of Angel Are You?
table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'> You scored as Angel of Hope. You were and Angel of Hope! Before you were sent down to Earth to be tested and live like a human, you were what gave hope to people and made them feel secure. When humans felt hopeless and as though their world was going to crash on them, you cheered them up and filled them with hope. They felt your presence even though they could not see youAngel of Hope86%Angel of Guidance86%Guardian Angel71%Angel of Prayer61%Angel of Good Fortune46%Angel of Death14%What kind of an Angel were you before your life on Earth? (kool anime pics)created with QuizFarm.com

What The F----
I know i'm a lil older then most and i have a problem thinking im a lil out of shape but i've summited my pic for butt,legs and tat. contest and have i been picked to be in these contest no it's always the same women I know i don't look that bad. So i feel these cotest are only for the young and for the ones that have perfect breast no stretch marks from kids ----you get what i'm saying . I'm sorry this just pisses me off that my wanting to be in the contest is over looked allthe time

Marinated Vegetable Party Salad
1 bunch broccoli 2 lb. carrots 3 green peppers 3 zucchini 2 heads cauliflower 1 bunch celery 1 lb. fresh mushrooms 2 cucumbers 1/2 c. salad oil 1/2 c. olive oil 3 c. vinegar 1/2-3/4 c. sugar 3 cloves garlic, minced 1 tbsp. salt 1 tbsp. prepared mustard 2 tsp. tarragon leaves Pepper to taste Cut vegetables into bite-size pieces. Combine oils, vinegar and all other ingredients except vegetables. Stir until well blended. Pour over vegetables. Cover and chill at least 12 hours, better overnight. Stir occasionally. Serves 20-30.

My Friends
The Soldier is My Friend I have a friend who may not know or ever call my name, A friend who may not visit, but I thank them just the same. My friend is called the soldier who's on duty day and night, For me to pledge allegiance, they have fought and paid the price. Where would we be today without the brave hearts who have served, So we can wave "Old Glory"; so our voices can be heard. And what would life be like today without the many soldiers, Who walked into the jaws of death with guns upon their shoulders. Life would not be as great today, with freedom in our halls, And we'd live in oppression and great fear would grip us all. So when you see a soldier you should thank your God above, For here's someone who represents the greatest gift of love. And when you pledge allegiance, you should see a uniform, Of those who walked through battlefields and weathered many storms. We cannot take for granted what is takes to pay the price, And be a U. S

Low Fat Party Mix
2 1/2 oz. envelopes butter flavored mix (butter, buds) 1/4 c. water 1/4 c. sodium reduced Worcestershire sauce 2 tbsp. cooking oil 1/2 tsp. garlic powder 1/2 tsp. seasoned salt Several drops bottled hot pepper sauce Spray a large roasting pan with non-stick spray coating. 5 c. pretzels 4 c. bite sized wheat or bran cereal 4 c. bite sized shredded wheat 3 c. oyster crackers 2 c. bite sized rich round crackers Add butter mixture; toss to coat. Bake at 300 degrees for 45 minutes, stirring every 15 minutes. Cool on foil. Serves 32. Nutrition information per 1/2 cup: 118 cal. (24% from fat) 3 g. fat.

Now This Is Funny!!
I have been thinking of this for awhile now. I am creating blogs that will try to show those that visit my page how cool people can be on LC. My first entry is a friend I met on here MetteKenzo. This morning I sent out this user comment to her and my other friends... She then took the time to create a comment and respond with Now that is funny... not quite what I was hoping for, but great! If you are looking for someone who is real and has a great sense of humor, send this Cherry some love... MetteKenzo@ LostCherry

Lemon Party Meringue Pie
1 (4 serving size) pkg. Jello lemon flavor pudding and pie filling 2/3 c. sugar 3 egg yolks 2 tbsp. lemon juice 2 tbsp. butter 1 baked 9 inch pie shell, cooled 3 egg whites 6 tbsp. sugar Combine pie filling mix, 2/3 cup sugar, and 1/4 cup of the water in saucepan. Blend in egg yolk and remaining water. Cook and stir over medium heat, until mixture comes to a full bubbling boil. Remove from heat. Blend in lemon juice and butter. Cool 5 minutes, stirring twice. Pour into pie shell. Beat egg whites until foamy throughout. Gradually beat in 6 tablespoons sugar and continue beating until mixture will form stiff shiny peaks. Spread over pie filling. Bake at 425 degrees for 5-10 minutes or until meringue is delicately browned. Cool at least 4 hours before cutting.

Hidden Valley Ranch Party Pinwheels
2 (8 oz.) pkgs. cream cheese, softened 1 pkg. Hidden Valley Ranch original mix 2 green onions, minced 4 (12 inch) tortillas 1/2 c. diced red pepper 1/2 c. diced celery 1 c. sliced black olives, drained Mix first 3 ingredients. Spread on tortillas. Sprinkle on remaining ingredients. Roll and wrap tightly. Chill 2 hours. Cut off roll ends. Slice in 1 inch pinwheels. Makes 3 dozen.

Sundays
I LOVE SUNDAYS. FIRST I GET UP AND MAKE COFFEE AND READ THE PAPER. GET BREAKFAST AND MY DAUGHTER'S CHOCOLATE MILK READY. IT IS SO QUIET, EXCEPT FOR MY BIRDS CHIRPING FOR BREAKFAST. EVENTUALLY MY DAUGHTER GETS UP AND WE EAT AND CHAT TOGETHER. A FUN TIME WITHOUT HOMEWORK OR SPORTS. JUST US! SO OFF MY ALMOST 9yrOLD GOES TO GET READY TO GO TO HER AUNT'S HOUSE WHICH SHE DOES EVERY SUNDAY. SO I SETTLE DOWN TO WATCH THE POLITICAL PROGRAMS, WHERE BOTH POLITICAL PARTIES LIE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE AND DO ANYTHING TO RETAIN POWER. WHY I WATCH I OFTEN WONDER. I GUESS I CARE TOO MUCH ABOUT THE USA. WE , THE PEOPLE HAVE NEARLY NO SAY ON WHAT GOES ON IN OUR COUNTRY, THERE IS A SKRINKING MIDDLE CLASS. THE GOP RAVES ABOUT THE ECONOMY AND STOCK MARKET WELL I DON'T FEEL IT! I KNOW LOTS OF PEOPLE WHOSE HOUSES HAVE BEEN FORCLOSED. MOST NEED TWO PARENTS TO WORK TO SURVIVE. AND THE DEMS WANT TO GIVE AMNESTY TO ANYONE WHO HAPPENED TO WANDER IN THIS COUNTRY ILLEGALLY. WHEREAS I AM ALL FOR LEGAL IMMIGRANTS.

Hawaiian Party Cake
1 box yellow cake mix Mix according to box directions. Pour into jelly roll pan, 12 x 17 inch or therabouts. Bake at 350 degrees for 15-20 minutes or until cake tests done. TOPPING: 1 (20 oz.) can drained, crushed pineapple 1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese 1 c. milk 1 box instant vanilla or French vanilla pudding 1 (8 oz.) container Cool Whip Soften cream cheese; place in mixing bowl and slowly add milk, mixing well with cream cheese. Add dry pudding mix and beat until thickened. Add drained pineapple, folding in well. Spread on cooled cake. Next, spread on Cool Whip. On top of this, sprinkle coconut, chopped nuts, and chopped maraschino cherries (either of which can be optional).

Elegant Party Cake
1 pkg. yellow cake mix 1 pkg. instant vanilla pudding 1 c. milk 8 oz. cream cheese 9 oz. Cool Whip 1 lg. can crushed pineapple 1 can coconut Crushed walnuts & cherry halves Prepare cake as directed on package and bake in greased and floured 12"x17" cookie sheet with sides at 350 degrees until done, 15 or 20 minutes. Cool 5 minutes then invert on rack or foil covered cardboard. Dissolve pudding with milk (1 cup); set aside. Cream the cream cheese, add Cool Whip and beat. Add pudding. Beat again. Texture should be light whipped cream. Spread over cooled cake. Drain pineapple well and spread over icing. Sprinkle with coconut and walnuts. Garnish with cherry halves if desired. Serving for 20.

Party Tortillas
1 (8 oz.) cream cheese 1 stalk chopped green onions 1 sm. can chopped black olives 1 (8 oz.) sour cream 1 c. salsa Combine all ingredients. Spread on a flour tortilla. Roll. Chill for 3 hours then cut. Place on platter and serve with salsa sauce for dip.

Cucumber Party Appetizers
3 tbsp. Miracle Whip 1 (8 oz.) cream cheese, softened 1 pkg. Zesty mild Italian dressing mix (dry) Rye bread (cocktail size, about 2" squares) Cucumber slices Dillweed Mix together Miracle Whip and cream cheese. Add in packet of dressing mix. Spread mixture on rye bread. Top with 1 cucumber slice and sprinkle with dillweed.

Cream Of Tomato Party Soup
1/4 c. fresh dill sprigs or 2 tbsp. dried dill 3/4 med. onion, sliced 2 (10 oz.) cans tomato soup 1 c. sour cream 1/4 tsp. allspice Dash pepper 1/2 tsp. sugar 2 tsp. lemon juice 1 c. chicken broth Chopped or dried parsley In a processor or blender place all ingredients but broth and blend until smooth and creamy. Pour into sauce pan and stir in chicken broth. Simmer. Serve, sprinkled with parsley.

Crab Meat And Almond Party Spread
8 oz. cream cheese 8 oz. crab meat Slivered almonds 4 tbsp. butter 4 tbsp. chives Worcestershire sauce Soften cheese and butter, add crab, chives, and almonds. Mix well. Bake at 400 degrees for 20 minutes. Serve with melba rounds.

Chicken-fruit Party Salad
2 c. cubed cold cooked chicken 1 c. diced celery (1/4 inch pieces) 1 tbsp. lemon juice 1/2 tbsp. pepper to taste 1/2 c. Hellmann's mayonnaise 1 c. halved red or green grapes or 1 c. drained pineapple chunks or 1/2 c. of both 1/2 c. salted Blue Diamond almonds Toss together chicken, celery, lemon juice, and pepper. Mix in mayonnaise. Carefully fold in fruit; chill thoroughly. Sprinkle top with salted almonds before serving. (Can be doubled, tripled, etc. for larger groups.) Serves 6.

Chicken Salad Party Pie
1 baked pie shell 1 1/2 c. cooked, diced chicken 1 (9 oz.) can pineapple tidbits, drained 1 c. chopped walnuts 1/2 c. diced celery 3 tbsp. grated cheese 1 c. sour cream 2/3 c. mayonnaise Combine chicken, pineapple, nuts and celery. Combine sour cream and mayo, separately, and save 1/3 cup to use for topping; add rest to chicken mixture. Fill baked pie shell with chicken salad. Top with remaining sour cream mixture. Sprinkle with 2 or 3 tablespoons grated sharp American cheese. Chill.

Cherry Nut Party Cake
1/2 c. Swift'ning 1/2 c. sugar 4 egg whites 1/2 c. sugar 2 1/2 c. sifted cake flour 1 tbsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 2/3 c. milk 1/3 c. maraschino cherry juice 1/2 c. finely chopped maraschino cherries 1/2 c. chopped nuts Beat egg whites until frothy. Gradually add 1/2 cup sugar. Beat until peaks form, set aside. Cream Swift'ning and 1/2 cup sugar. Add sifted dry ingredients alternately with liquids. Add cherries and nuts. Fold in meringue. Pour into lined pans. Bake in 375 degree oven for 25 to 30 minutes. Yields: two 9-inch layers.

California Party Punch
1 lg. can pineapple juice 2 lg. cans frozen orange juice 2 lg. cans frozen lemonade Mix frozen juice with water as directed on cans. 1 pt. orange sherbet 1/2 gal. vanilla ice cream 1 lg. can (2 liter) ginger ale Mix all juices together. Cut ice cream and sherbet in 2 inch squares and add fruit juices. Chill. Add ginger ale just before serving.

Cajun Party Mix
1 1/2 sticks butter 1 tbsp. parsley flakes 1 tsp. celery salt 1 tsp. onion salt 2 tsp. garlic powder 1 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. cayenne pepper 1 tsp. cajun spice 6-8 drops hot pepper sauce 6 c. Crispix cereal 3 c. Cheez It, bite size crackers 2 c. broken pretzel sticks 4 oz. can shoe string potatoes 12 oz. mixed nuts Melt butter over low heat, stir in all spices and hot sauce. Pour over cereal, pretzels, nuts and potatoes. Mix until well coated. Bake in 250 degree oven for 45 minutes stirring every 15 minutes. Note: Add more cayenne pepper and pepper sauce if you like it really HOT.

Big Party Beans
2 lb. ground meat or turkey 2 c. chopped onion 1 c. chopped celery 1 can cream of tomato soup, undiluted 1 (6 oz.) can tomato paste 1/2 c. ketchup 1 can (16 oz.) green beans, drained 1 can (17 oz.) lima beans, drained 1 can wax beans, drained 1 can chili beans, undrained 1/2 c. packed brown sugar 2 tbsp. prepared mustard In large pot brown meat. Add celery, onion. Cook until tender and stir in soup tomato paste and ketchup. Simmer for 20 minutes. Pour into rooster pan. Add all remaining ingredients. Bake uncovered 350 degrees for 1 hour. Serves about 25.

Me
Yes I know I havent been around liek at all lately, well that's because ive eben workin a lot, and have been goin out with ym friends, and really havent been in an onliney mood, call it a funkj, call it uhh yea dunno, but yes I'll try to be around a little more, hope alls well with everyone

Beef Party Ball
2 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese, softened 6 green onions, thinly sliced 1/2 tsp. garlic salt 1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce 3 oz. pkg. dried beef Place cream cheese, green onions, garlic salt, Worcestershire sauce, 2/3 of beef in mixing bowl. Turn mixer on speed 4 and beat for 1 minute. Shape mixture into a ball and coat with remaining beef. Makes 1 (16 oz.) ball. Serves 16.

Avocado Party Dip
3 avocados, peeled, seeded and coarsely mashed 1 tsp. salt 1 tbsp. fresh lemon or lime juice 1/8 tsp. Tabasco 1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce 1 clove garlic, crushed 2 med. tomatoes, peeled, seeded and finely chopped Combine all ingredients. Cover and chill. Makes approximately 2 cups of Avocado "Guacamole Dip". Serve with crunchy tortilla or corn chips.

Party Chicken Casserole
2 c. cooked chicken, cut up 1 c. celery, chopped 1 c. rice, cooked 1 c. mayonnaise 1 c. sour cream 1 tsp. onion, chopped 1 tsp. lemon juice 1 tsp. salt 1 can drained, sliced water chestnuts 3 hard-boiled eggs, cut up 4 tbsp. butter 1/2 c. Corn Flakes crumbs 1/2 c. sliced almonds Mix together all ingredients except butter, crumbs and almonds. Put into greased casserole. Melt butter and add to Corn Flake crumbs and almonds. Spoon over casserole. Bake uncovered in 350 degree oven for 35 minutes. Serves 6.

Party Chicken
8 chicken breasts 8 slices of bacon 1 jar dried beef 1 can cream of mushroom soup 1 c. sour cream Wrap each chicken breast with a slice of bacon. Spread dried beef on the bottom of a 9 x 13 inch pan and place chicken on top. Mix sour cream and soup and pour it over the chicken. Bake at 325 degrees for 1 1/2 hours.

Tuna Salad Party Sandwiches
3 cans tuna, drained 8 oz. cream cheese, softened 1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce 2 stalks celery 2 tbsp. minced onion Garlic salt to taste Pepper Parsley 2 loaves thin slice sandwich bread Mix all ingredients in food processor. Use 2 loaves of thin sandwich bread, cut crusts off bread and cut into quarters. Makes about 100 party sandwiches.

Party Salad
container Cool Whip, thawed 1 can cherry pie filling 1 can crushed pineapple, drained 1 can Eagle Brand condensed milk Combine all ingredients in a large mixing bowl. Let chill for about 2 hours. Very good for outdoor parties or whatever.

Party Picks
Chunk bologna Cheddar cheese Sweet pickles Pineapple chunks 1 bottle Catalina dressing Make slits in bologna. Put in a pan lined with foil wrap. Pour complete bottle of Catalina over bologna. Bake at 300 degrees for 20 minutes. Cut bologna, cheese, pickles into small chunks. Drain pineapple. Put a chunks of each on a party toothpick. Arrange on a platter.

Party Ham Rolls
2 pkgs. Merita party dinner rolls 2 sticks butter, melted 1 tbsp. poppy seeds 1 tsp. Worcestershire sauce 3 tbsp. mustard 1 onion, chopped fine 1 lb. boiled ham 3/4 lb. Swiss cheese Mix butter, poppy seeds, Worcestershire sauce, onions, and mustard together. Cut rolls slicing through the middle separating top from bottom. Spread top and bottom of rolls with mixture. Add 1 layer of ham and cheese. Put top on bottom of rolls. Cover with foil and bake at 400 degrees for 10 minutes. Cut into individual rolls when ready to serve.

Party Favorites
1/2 lb. butter 1 c. powdered sugar 2 c. all-purpose flour 1 tbsp. lemon flavor 1 tbsp. water 1/8 tsp. salt 1 c. chopped nuts Cream butter and powdered sugar together. Add flour, lemon flavor, water, salt, and nuts. Roll in little balls and press with fingers. Bake on greased cookie sheet in 350 degree oven until slightly brown. While hot, roll in powdered sugar. Great for parties or just munching.

Party Cheese Ball
2 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese 2 (8 oz.) c. shredded sharp Cheddar cheese 1 tbsp. chopped pimento 1 tbsp. chopped green pepper 1 tbsp. finely chopped onion 2 tsp. Worcestershire sauce 1 tsp. lemon juice Dash of cayenne Dash of salt Finely chopped pecans Combine softened cream cheese and Cheddar cheese, mixing until well blended. Add pimento, green pepper, onion, Worcestershire sauce, lemon juice and seasonings; mix well. Chill. Shape into ball, roll in nuts. Serve with crackers. During the party season, leftover cheese ball can be reshaped and refrigerated until the next event. Will keep up to one week.

Party Baked Potatoes
Wash and bake the number the baking potatoes needed for your party. When tender, immediately cut a slice off the top of each potato and very carefully remove the potato from the skin. Set the skins aside and whip the potatoes with milk, butter, sour cream and seasonings. Put the whipped potatoes back into the skins, piling the potato above the top of the skin a bit. When ready to serve, place the potatoes on a cookie sheet and return them to the oven to warm through. These can be prepared early in the afternoon and then popped back into a hot oven about a half hour before your dinner is served. You can sprinkle a bit of paprika on top for color if you want.

Party Appetizer
1 lb. hamburger 1 lb. hot sausage 1 lb. Velveeta 1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce 1 tsp. oregano 2 loaves party rye or any type bread Cook sausage and hamburger together, drain fat, add cheese. Stir until cheese is melted. Take off heat. Add other ingredients, then spread on bread. Broil in oven.

Party Taco Salad
1 lb. ground beef, browned and drained 1 can refried beans 1 can chili without beans 1 pkg. taco seasoning Combine above ingredients. Spread on large round serving tray. Layer on 1 jar salsa sauce. Combine 1-2 mashed avocados, approximately 1 cup sour cream and garlic powder. Layer on ingredients on tray. Continue to add in layers: 1 lg. chopped onion 2 cans chopped jalapeno peppers Chopped lettuce Chopped tomato Grated Cheddar cheese Grated Monterey Jack cheese Serve with tortilla chips. Great at parties since it is a large salad.

Spinach And Artichoke Party Dip
(16 oz.) carton sour cream 1 (1 oz.) env. Hidden Valley Ranch party dip mix 1 (14 oz.) can artichoke hearts, rinsed, drained and chopped 1 (10 oz.) pkg. frozen chopped spinach, thawed and well drained 1 (2 oz.) jar diced pimentos, rinsed and drained 1 lg. (1 1/2 lb.) round loaf bread, sourdough or any variety 1 lg. round loaf bread, cut in cubes for dipping Assorted vegetables for dipping (optional) Combine sour cream and party dip mix in medium bowl. Stir in artichokes, spinach and pimientos. Cut slice off top of round loaf of bread. Hollow out center of bread leaving a 1 inch shell. Reserve bread pieces for dipping. Spoon dip into bread shell. Serve warm or cold. To serve warm, bake in 400 degree oven for 20-25 minutes. Cover loaf with foil if browning too quickly. Serve with bread cubes and or assorted fresh vegetables. Serves about 12.

Party Wings Or Buffalo Wings
1 (5 lb.) bag wings (party wings) 1 lb. flour Fat free oil 1 stick butter Meat tenderizer Garlic and pepper salt 1 bottle barbecue sauce, mild or spicy 1/2 c. hot sauce and ketchup Place wings in drainer; let dry. Put about 2-4 cups flour in paper bag. Add wings and shake up in bag until battered. Preheat cooking oil. Once hot, place wings into pan. Cook until golden brown. Once completed, place party wings into saucepan. Add 1 bottle barbecue sauce, 1/2 cup hot sauce and 1/2 cup ketchup. Once entire pan of chicken is covered, place into preheated oven and cook for about 20-35 minutes. Remove from oven.

Party Appetizers
1 lb. hamburger 1 lb. sausage 1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce 1/2 tsp. garlic 1 lb. Velveeta cheese Party rye bread Brown and drain the meats. Add next 3 ingredients. Stir well. Add Velveeta cheese and stir until dissolved. Spread on party rye. Bake at 350 degrees for 10-12 minutes. To Freeze: Place on cookie sheet until frozen. Cover well. Use as needed. Keeps well in plastic bags.

Mexican Party Dip
1 can refried beans 1 carton sour cream 1 carton avocado flavored party dip 2 med. tomatoes, deseeded and chopped 1 pkg. powdered taco seasoning 1 bunch green onions, chopped 1 to 2 c. grated Cheddar cheese 1 to 2 c. grated Monterrey Jack cheese (optional) 1 can pitted olives, sliced or chopped This dip should be "built" around a party theme. For example, if for Valentine's party, then arrange ingredients on a tray in a heart shape. Start with refried beans (always use beans as first layer because they are impossible to "spread" on top of other ingredients). Mix the taco seasoning with the beans or avocado dip. Add other layers, so that second layer from top is the sour cream. Add red food color to the sour cream before spreading on that layer. Then sprinkle tomatoes on as top layer. You should have a spicy red heart, ready to serve with tortilla chips. At Halloween, shape and layer ingredients like a Jack-O-Lantern. The grated Cheddar cheese makes an excellent top layer,

Ham And Cheese Party Rolls
1 pkg. Pepperidge Farm party rolls 1/2 lb. ham 1/2 lb. Swiss cheese 1 stick butter, melted 1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce 2 tbsp. Frenchs' yellow mustard 2 tbsp. dried onion flakes 2 tsp. poppy seed, optional Slice tops off party rolls and place in baking dish. Top with ham and cheese, then spoon on half of butter mixture. Put tops on rolls and spoon other half of butter mixture on them. Cover tightly and refrigerate several hours or overnight. Bake uncovered at 350 degrees until cheese melts. (about 20 minutes). I usually double recipe since rolls are small.

Party Meatballs
1 bottle Heinz 57 steak sauce (small) 1 can jelled cranberry sauce 2 tablespoons brown sugar 2 lbs frozen home-style meatballs Precook meatballs according to package directions. Melt steak sauce, cranberry sauce and brown sugar in a saucepan over medium heat until smooth. Place meatballs in crock-pot, pour mixture over and place the crock-pot on low. Excellent!

Bleu Cheese Ball
8 oz cream cheese 5 oz sharp cheddar cheese 3 oz roquefort or bleu cheese 1 tbsp worcestershire sauce 1 small clove garlic pressed (or minced garlic) 1/2 cup finely chopped pecans 1/2 cup minced parsley Prepare a day early to allow flavors to blend. Allow cheese to soften to room temperature. Break into pieces. Add Worcestershire sauce and garlic. Cream and mix thoroughly with electric beater. Stir in 1/4 cup pecans. Chill until firm enough to shape into ball. Cover ball with parsley and other 1/4 cup of nuts. Serve with sturdy crackers and thinly sliced cucumber.

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"The ulimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy." "Trust and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves greatly." "Pain is synonymous with spirituality. When you're in the most pain, you're the closest to God." "Weekends, to many people, are an escape from a weekly prison of purposeless."

~reyna~party Salsa Dip
4 large tomatoes 1 large onion 1 large green pepper 1 large red or yellow pepper 4 large diced garlic cloves 1 tbs. diced jalapenos 1 tbs. olive oil 1/2 can corn 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. pepper diced cilantro to taste diced black olives juice from 1 or 2 limes depending on your taste. i like 2. Dice tomatoes, peppers and onions. Mix all ingredients together and refrigerate 1 hour before serving with nacho chips. Also very good over tacos and taco salads. Easy to make.

The Seven Dwarves
The 7 Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on the door. A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?" Happy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?" The nun is puzzled, and says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent." Happy thinks for a minute, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?" The nun says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city." So Happy leaves and forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves. Then a few minutes later, Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers and says "What now?" Doc says, "Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns in this state?" The nun says "No! There are no 3 foot nuns!" Doc thinks, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?" The nun is starting to get mad, and says "NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!" So Doc leaves and returns to the huddle. A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and knocks on the door. The same nun answers. Sleepy says "Are there any 3 foot nuns on t

From My Myspace Page
Poetry Current mood: amused Category: Writing and Poetry Ok so years ago I fancied myself the poet having written 79 horrible little poems that I should never torment anyone with. All that writing with in the span of one summer in 1994. That being said I did write one that I was proud of and seems may be lost forever. I tried logging on to poetry.com today to see if I had ever infact submitted it alas no "symphony of Sorrow". However to my suprise I did find another poem atached to my e-mail adress and log on this one being copywritten this year! Though I do not remember this one I am including it here. The Pain of Love With love there is pain pain that is thicker than bones and flesh you can't touch it or see it the only thing you can see is the expressionon my face as the tears run down my face as the expressions run through my mind anger, sorrow, and pain as I sit there with you in my arms hoping, wishing, and praying Sean Williams Copyright ©

Large Party Easy One-pot Chili
3 lbs. ground beef 2 large onion, chopped 3 cans tomato soup 42.5 oz. diced tomatoes 2 15.5 oz. cans dark red kidney beans chili powder as desired salt and pepper as desired cayenne pepper (opt.) habenero sauce (opt.) Brown ground beef with salt pepper and chopped onion; drain. In crock pot, add browned beef mixture, tomato soup, tomatoes (including juices from can), and remaining ingredients. Let simmer for 4-6 hrs, then taste. If it doesn't have enough kick for you, add cayenne pepper or habenero sauce as desired. Serve with Tostitos chips, cheddar cheese, sour cream and chives. Serves 6-8 This recipe can be prepared the night before. Prepare ground beef mixture, then mix with remaining ingredients in crock pot. Let sit in refrigerator overnight and simmer the next day.

Talk Of The Party Shrimp Dip
2 cans of small shimp, drain one can only but don't rinse 1 jar of mayonnaise 1 regular pkg cream cheese 1 envelope Knox gelatin 1 small bunch of chopped green onions black pepper 1 can cream of mushroom soup variety of crackers such as wheat thins or triscuits In a sauce pan, blend soup and cream cheese to warm (no need to allow to boil). Take off heat and add mayonnaise, shrimp, onions and blend well. Dilute the gelatin with 1 tablespoon of cold water and then stir into the dip. Add black pepper to taste. Pour the dip into the final serving container and allow to sit several hours if not overnight. Always use a heavy cracker for dipping as potato chips are not strong enough to handle the thickness, yet creaminess of this dip. Also, I always leave a few of shrimp and chopped green onions sitting on top of the dip so that people will be able to distinguish that the dip is shrimp and green onions. It also serves as a good presentation. P.S. I might as well wa

Party Cream Cheese Pinwheels
10 large flour tortillas 2 boxes of cream cheese 1 cup pitted black olives, finely chopped 2 tablespoons pimentos, finely chopped 1 pkg ranch dressing 2 tablespoons green jalapenos, finely chopped Soften cream cheese Mix in the powdered Ranch dressing Add the pimentos, black olives and the jalapenos. Spread evenly over the flour tortillas using a rubber spatula. Roll tightly. Cover and chill for about one hour. Slice into pinwheels.

Little Sausage Party Breads
1 pkg Jimmy Dean sausage( any flavor) 1 pound hamburger 1 small box Velveeta cheese 1 loaf party bread ( sourdough, rye, or pumpernickel) Fry your sausage&hamburger till its done then drain. Then add it back to the fry pan and add your veleveeta cheese, a little at a time, just kepp mixing it until it all comes together. This usually takes about 15-20 minutes. Then spread your little party breads out on a cookie sheet, spoon a little bit of the sausage/hamburger/cheese mixture onto each one, and then you want to bake these under the broiler just until they reach a light brown color. These are a favorite with my family, they always go so fast. These are a favorite for games whether it be for baseball, basketball, hockey, football , or whatever!!! They are so quick and easy!!

Vampire Archtype
What Fictional Vampire Archtype are You?You are the Undying Artist. Moody, erratic, and empassioned, you find art in the darkness. You cultivate dark beauty and dark artists to surround yourself and drink of the song in their blood.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

Party Punch
1 pint lime sherbet 1 quart lime/grapefruit beverage 1 pint milk Add half of the sherbet to cold milk and beat well. Stir in the lime/grapefruit beverage. Spoon the remaining sherbet onto the top and serve over cracked ice. Makes 7 8oz servings.

Simply Shrimp Fried Rice
1-1/2 cups rice, cooked 20-25 small shrimp 1 onion 1 red pepper 1 egg 3/4 cup peas 1 clove garlic, minced 1/4 cup soy sauce butter or oil Cook rice as directed, approximately 1-1/2 cups. In a medium-sized frying pan, sauté 1 small chopped onion, 1 red chopped pepper, and 3/4 cup frozen peas in butter or oil. Set aside. Next, sauté 20-25 small shrimp with 1 large clove of garlic in butter or oil. When lightly brown, add vegetable mixture. After just a couple of minutes, add frying pan mixture to rice pot. Quickly scramble 1 egg and add to pot as well. Add 1/4 cup of soy sauce, using judgement and preference, of course. Stir, simmer for a few minutes and enjoy.

Penis Transplant
Our man Bob, has worked at the ballbearing factory in his home town, for the past fourty years without an accident. Suddenly one day everything went wrong, there was a huge explosion and the bulk of the factory is blown to bits. The next day Bob finds himself in the hospital, wrapped in bandages and surrounded by loved ones. Just then the doctor walks in and tells Bob the bad news. "Well," says the sawbones, "I guess threre's no easy way to tell you this son, but you've lost your penis. We did everything we could to save it but it was just too damaged." Well, Bob lay silent for a few moments, and then asked: "What the hell am I going to do now?" "Not to worry," replied the doc," I've got a drawer full of replacements, I'll simply graft one on after you've had a few weeks of rest." So, a few weeks go by and Bob ends up at the doctors office. After a bit of small talk they get down to business. "Now Bob," says the doc, "I've got quite a few different penises here for

Just A Lil Bummed
Yeh well im just a lil bummed...okay really bummed, my brother just left for Japan and he isn't coming back for 3 months. So if i seem a little distant thats the reason why, so dont get offended. I could probely use some cheerin up but yeh. Anyways, i can't even cry like i would probely usually do because my little sister needs me right now and i have to be strong for her and my mom. Well, thanks for readin. Bye guys! Much love, Christine

Sexual Issues
Although I really don't have any sexual issues (my hand will tell you otherwise :p), I find it's always good to take a refresher course every now and again and to seek new information to stay on top of my game. My friend, Renea, has posted a series of blogs under the title Sexual Issues. Each entry in the series focuses on a particular aspect of human sexuality. I find the material very informative and apparently well researched, and it is presented in an easy to read format. Please visit my friend Renea's profile for really informative information about the naughy nature of man/womankind. Neabear@ LostCherry

If You Need A Laugh, Try Reading Through These Children's Science Exam Answers
Q : Name the four seasons. A : Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. Q : Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A : Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. Q : How is dew formed? A : The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. Q : How can you delay milk turning sour? (brilliant, love this!) A : Keep it in the cow. Q : What causes the tides in the oceans? A : The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight. Q : What are steroids? A : Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. Q : What happens to your body as you age? A : When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. Q : What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?

Blind Date
I stood nervous on the porch waiting for her to answer the door..... My heart was pounding cause this was the first time I would be laying eyes on her, you see my friend set me up with her cause I owed him a favor....... The heavy door slowly opened and there before my eyes stood this angelic figure of a woman, long flowing hair, perfectly shaped lips and eyes that would melt the polar ice caps...... "Hi I'm Tom" I stuttered..... "Hi I'm CJ" she replied, "Won't you come in".... I followed this near perfrect woman inside wondering to myself why she was so alone on a weekend night... This kinda beauty is never left by themselves...... As we made our way to the livingroom, I noticed that the house was dimmly lit and the mood was romantic with soft music playing in the background......I could not take my eyes off of her and she was the same way....... For the next three hours we ate danced talked laughed and had a good time..... As the evning turned to late night I felt it was time to leav

What Vampire Archetype Are You?
What Fictional Vampire Archtype are You? You are the Undying Artist. Moody, erratic, and empassioned, you find art in the darkness. You cultivate dark beauty and dark artists to surround yourself and drink of the song in their blood.Take this quiz! Quizilla | Join | Make A Quiz | More Quizzes | Grab Code

'no Blog'
My blog for today is...THERES NO BLOG...thats it! NO BLOG! If i have any thoughts worth sharing i guess i will share with you...maybe...maybe not...do you really care even....lack of feedback is.....well....it sucks...so NO BLOG! Dont bother rating this cuz it aint a blog.... one more thing check out Sarah's video on my page before i change it...it has a really cool message... 'ciao 4 niao'

Life... (by Renea Jones)
This following is actually a blog posted by my cherry friend Reana 'Neabear' Jones. I was so impressed by her insight that I asked her permission to repost it here. What really impressed me is that she seems way mature and wise beyond her 19 years of age. I my opinion Renea is a beautiful young woman whose wisdom and insight will indeed enlighten any and all that has a chance to come into contact with her during her life's journey. "I wonder why we as human beings always seem to think that when things are at there worst...they will never get better. I myself am guilty of this. I have found myself in the position so many times to just feel tired...to not want to go on. Just stumble around this hectic world until my lottery number comes up and I get hit by a greyhound bus while walking across the street, talking on my cell-phone like a fucking zombie. But it's strange. Some how, some way, things always turn around. They always get better. Do we always recognize this? No...I don't

Hey All
Well its that time again where i need to write something in my blog.its another depressing day/night for me.I was at work today and i was talking to some american customers.And i was starting to really miss all of my american friends.I realised just how much i am wanting to be there with you all.and these american customers where from Tuscon Arizona. So soon hopeful i will be there Permanetly i just have to work out a away of getting a immagration status.I dont want to just marry someone to get there. Please i would like for everyone to keep me in there prayers that i get my immagration status.

About Me
Well i thought i would post my very first blog introducing myself. i Am a 25 yearold mother of two and i am married. i love coming online and meeting new people. i am bbw and bi curious i have never been with other women but it is a fantasy of mine. i am a very sexual person not very experienced thought but i have a good teacher. i am not looking for a man i have one that loves me very much but friends and female play mates are welcome. i am working on getting more pictures just dont have a camera right now. well thats me if you any questions ask and dont forget to show cherry love. kissses

Some One Like You
Why do you have to be that way?? Why do you have to talk about him like you love that fucker after only a week? I’m fucking tired of it stop comparing me to him I know I’m not as good as he is but you don’t have to rub it in my face its like you want to hurt my feelings...in fact you said your self that you didn’t care if you did and i thought it was only going to be that once but now you just keep doing it...I don’t want to even be friends with some one who deliberately hurts me like you do some one that doesn’t care who they hurt as long as they feel better...some one like you I think we should just not talk for a while until you feel that you can talk to me with out making me feel like a worthless pile of shit.

Work
Well I guys i managed to mess up my back again and now i cant work for a few months. the doctor put me on some serious medicine and physical therapy. This is really going to suck being home till probably the first of the year.

Love Me For Real
god do you know what i hate most ppl who lie to me about how they feel you do ppl always think its ok to do that to me...if you dont love me just come out and say it dont say shit like you love me, but as a friend or you love me but you dont know how much dont ever say that kind of shit to me it only pisses me off i take love very seriously and am tired of getting hurt...and im not gonna pretend that i am an inocent person either iv made made many mistakes and learned not to do them again im just tired of all the drama so just cut the shit all of you

It Aint Fair
its just not fair how every one gets to see her every minute of every day and i cant see her for even a second for a year and even then she wont be fully mine i want her to be mine soo badly it hurts.its just not fair that i have to wait two more years for her to be mine so i can keep her to myself, so i can spend every second of my life with her. its just not fair how he gets to have her and i dont, she is mine but i cant do any thing to stop him from taking advantage of my baby.its just not fair

Love Is Like A Bullet
why does some thing soo small hurt soo much like a bullet percing my heart like im dying.existance is slipping through my fingers some one save me some one take the bullet out some one whom i fall in love with must.they must reach deep with in my chest and rip it out.free me oh my beloved free me from my tourture free me from my pain allow me to love again with out being shot yet again

Poetry
ok ive got something to admit.....i write poetry and song lyrics. i post them on my website i have just for my poetry. the websit is www.freewebs.com/wordsworth06/ check them out but i have to warn you they are graphic and have violent thoughts so you are warned!! i write poems when im angry or whatnot so check them out tell me what you thiink of them

Why Am I Still Alone...can Someone Help?
I am 22 yrs old and still single. I am not likeing it anymore. Why is it everytime I start to get an interest in someone the seem to run. Is it because I have baggage? As in Kids? Am I ugly? And I fat? What is it? All I know is that I am tired of waiting for "HIM". Cuz it aint commin to me like its suppost to. I have always been told to wait and it will come to me. Well I have waited for 22 yrs and he still hasnt shown. Like right now, I have a big interest in someone. But I know he is gonna run....like everyone else has. I want to be loved. I want to be loved for me. I dont wanna just have sex anymore. I wanna make love. I wanna do it with someone who cares about me. I am tired of all the games. Guys who are attracted to me, but only for the wrong reasons...not the right ones. And the one person I thought I could rely on and be there as a friend and as a person who cared, doesnt have time for me anymore. Cuz he's got his own shit to worry about. His family members passin away, his pa

Smiles
This morning I have much to smile about though, I do not wish to go into such detail over that. I am smiling back of the people i have met, the sweetness and honesty I have encountered here. Most of you will come to know me as james, which there are different sides to the name. Though in truth, if you are kind and nice to me you shall hear, see, and know the heart of who I am. I am a writer of heart. I bring my attention to your words, I wrestle with thought as well as body, I am a man of different skills. Nothing is too much or beneath me. I fight for those I love and I protect others with words. I speak my mind and I am not afraid to show emotion. I cry, I laugh, I fear, I am human. I am a gentleman, and yet hold a naughty mind beneath my heart. I am a man, yet I attempt to stand between the sexes, rather closer to women, yet on my own. Any human no matter male or female, no matter the look or belief we all make mistakes. The key is learning from it. And one thing I value is the comm

You Look Like Hell? (poem)
You look like hell? Tears of sorrow Tears of pain All these tears I’ve cried Damaged from all your lies Screaming from inside Smiling though out All these years Can you feel my fears It all came true Evil little crimes How many fucking times I don’t need this I don’t need you How could you do this Why so cruel Don’t ask me why I look like Hell Why would you care It happens when you spend most your time there

I'm So Druyink
My unc thought it would be cool to call me and give me shit because my other uncle had been so good to me thta i got a poem pubished dicated in his name. Well the othet got pised and now I feel bad. Bug oh weel because the other supports my ideas, the one i dedicated it too. I miss the other but he's never here.

You
Lips that speak words that make my heart smile, Eyes that look deep with passion and fire, A touch that can always bring more than desire, For this is not mere fantasy, I know, You will forever reside in the depths of my soul, For that is the only place that true love can grow. SHARI PARKER

What Do You Think To This Song
"We Belong Together (Remix)" (feat. Jadakiss, Styles P) When you left I lost a part of me It's still so hard to believe Come back baby, please 'Cause we belong together [Rap 1:] Show your respect Whenever you hear me or see me This is the emancipation of Mimi Hot like a real fever, the real diva So successful, yet still so eager No matter what they say, it's on for ever It's our time right now, more than ever 'Til the death, we gon' get it on together And MC, you know we belong together Come on [Chorus:] I lost a part of me When you left boy can't you see Boy come back baby please 'Cause we belong together Who am I gonna lean on When the times get rough Who's gon' talk to me 'Til the sun comes up Who's gon' take your place There ain't nobody better Oh, baby baby, we belong together [Verse 1:] I only think of you On two occasions That's day and night I'd go for broke If I could be wit' you Only you can make it right Make it right, make it righ

*why Pay 4analysis....part2*
Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes. You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time. You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it. Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds. You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have? **************************************************************************************************************** You Communicate With Your Ears You love conversations, both as a listener and a talker. What people say is important to you, and you're often most affected by words, not actions. You love to hear complements from others. And when you're upset, you often talk to yourself. Music is very important to you. It's difficult to find you without your iPod. How Do You Communic

*why Pay All That $ 4analysis When There's Blogthings!*
Your Personality Is Idealist (NF) You are a passionate, caring, and unique person. You are good at expressing yourself and sharing your ideals. You are the most compassionate of all types and connect with others easily. Your heart tends to rule you. You can't make decisions without considering feelings. You seek out other empathetic people to befriend. Truth and authenticity matters in your friendships. In love, you give everything you have to relationships. You fall in love easily. At work, you crave personal expression and meaning in your career. With others, you communicate well. You can spend all night talking with someone. As far as your looks go, you've likely taken the time to develop your own personal style. On weekends, you like to be with others. Charity work is also a favorite pastime of yours. The Three Question Personality Test ******************************************************** You Are An ENFP The Inspirer You love

About Me...kinda...
Things You Actually Really Want to Know About Me by onmyown2723 Height:: 5'9" or 175cm Weight:: Hehe...I don't think so... Right or left-handed:: Right Heritage:: English/French Canadian Are you in love?:: Only with my car How do you alleviate stress?:: Play my drums Do you swear?:: Fucken Oath If you could have any job, what would it be?:: Airline Pilot What are your favorite sports to watch?:: Rugby League (hey,I'm an Aussie) What was your first car?:: A bomb What kind of car do you have now?:: VB V8 Commodore Were you popular in high school?:: Did home schooling so yea..liked myself..lol Do you like thunderstorms?:: Love them.. Is the glass half empty or half full?:: Half full Best places you have ever been?:: Hervey Bay Favorite food?:: Steak..blood rare Least favorite food?:: McDonalds or KFC What type of music do you dislike most?:: Rap/H

A Submissive's Bill Of Rights
You have the right to be treated with respect. Not only do you have the right, you have the right to demand it. being submissive does not make you a doormat or less of a person than anyone else. The word "submissive" describes your nature and in no way diminishes you as a human being. You have the right to respect yourself as well. You have the right to be proud of what you are. Being a submissive is nothing that should ever bring you shame or feelings of reproach. Your submissive nature is a gift and should always be a source of pride and happiness. You have the right to feel safe. Being a submissive should not make you feel afraid, insecure or threatened. Submission is not about living on the edge or flirting with fear. In any situation you should feel safe or there can never be true surrender. You have the right to your emotions and feelings. Your emotions and feelings come from you and they are just as valid as anyone else's. You have a right to them. Those feelings, whet

*hey Ash!! I Saw This Quiz & I Just Had 2take It! ;-)*
Your Inner Muse is Euterpe You are most like this muse of music. While you may or may not be musical... You love music and set life to your own personal soundrack. And you are good at making anyone's heart sing! What Muse Are You?

Magic
Howdy, I have entered 3 of my Sugar Gliders, Baby Dice, Honey and Yahtzee in a Pet Contest. The votes are counted by the # of ratings, but you are more than welcome to comment. Also, I am in the Beautiful Older Woman Contest. The comments are counted as votes....BOMB ME!! lol

I Want To Tell The World I Love Jeff
i want to tell the world i am so happy i love jeff very much he is my life he means the world to me ,and i want to give him the best of everthing in the world i want to spoil him i have never loved anybody in my life the way i do him he is so special .he is so amazing. i have never been so happy i want to be with him the rest of my life.i hope he never breaks my heart . because i wont his.i want to go everwhere with him and do every thing with he he has my heart.i wish he only understood how i feel. i would give my life for him. i love u jeff for ever.... debora MySpace Comments Graphics

Oh The Party Was Jumpin Tonight Baby!
Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah pt 1.. man i'm tired.. so i'm gonna keep it short.. Dj.. whatevea and dj sho enuff in da hisssouse! Play it fo me one time! woot woot! lmao Oh my! I had so much fun! I looked.. (very damn good I must say!) lmao Ladies checking me out.. woot! woot! lol Models giving me the eye! oh yeah.. And girls dancing to the music for me.. wheeeeeeeeeeee I got lost.. er we got lost.. lmao Then realized that we parked next to the mariott the whole entire time! lmao The even in question wasn't orginized correctly. We thought we were late .. started at 9pm but.. It started around ummm 11pm.. geeeeeez.. So we went to eat cuz we were starving.. I saw a vanity 6 look alike.. oh man! then the vivica fox look alike.. oh my goodness! I should have taken a pic with her! man! pt 2 and 3 contain .. the comedy concert .. and modeling show.. nite

Grown Closer Together
You came into my life, quite unexpectedly, And everything took a turn for the better. Your warm smiling eyes, your laugh, The sincere way you speak your caring words, And the kindness you showed me All became a part of my life. I have never seen so much gentleness in one person. Without even knowing it, You were slowly making a place in my heart. It used to seem so hard at times to feel so close to another. But it is so easy to feel close to you. I cannot explain how wonderful it makes me thrive. I realize now that I have never known What it meant to be loved…. Until I was loved by you.

Dirty Question Repost
You get to ask me 1 Dirty Question (TO MY INBOX)...any question, no matter how crazy it is, and I promise to answer it truthfully...the catch is...you have to repost this and see what people ask you *1 Dirty Question (repost of original by 'Kira' on '2006-09-28 10:01:00') (repost of original by 'Professional Taco Taster' on '2006-09-28 10:37:38')

Since You’ve Gone
Since you’ve gone, Sadness descends like thick desert air In an unending heat wave of some immobility. There is no refreshing breeze, Only the discordant screeching of a blackbird in the trees, His throat as dry as my heart. His rasping as monstrous as my thoughts Life is an effort now, each moment of silence a scream for you. Where did the mocking bird go? When will the sweet water flow in springs raging rivulets? Please come to me early in the morning, Come and share my bed without words or warning Before the sun rises to announce the day And the heat suffocates each fly and breath in it’s way. A shade tree is not enough for me, Not even cool water or a relieving breeze. I need you moist and silent in my arms, I need the cool sweetness of your face, I need you before the noon-day sun alarms, Or I will die in this desert of a place.

A Brush With Spring
City streets with privet hedge, Bright tulips on a window ledge. Tiny yards with blooming shrubs, And geraniums in redwood tubs. Country with dogwood trees, Fragrant, lilac-scented breeze - Willows swaying near still ponds, Clumps of fern with graceful fronds. Spring works her magic - urban rural, As, charmingly, she paints her mural.

Special Case
Heartbreak is nothing, you insist - A little twisting of the wrist, An hour or two of tears and sorrow And then the sun comes up tomorrow. It just takes time to wait it out You may be right. I have no doubt. A truer word was never spoken, But this is my heart that is broken!

The Birds
No rocket in the weightlessness of space, Can rival their efficiency and grace. As over valleys, plains, and hills they fly The cloud embracing currents of the sky. They scour every crevice, cleft and hole, Devouring pests no poison can control. The balance countless wild ecologies, And scatter showers of music through the trees. And yet our most derogatory words, Describing things worthless are: “For the birds”.

The Performer
April was here and then, in the morning of the world, In the morning of marriages, Performing gardens, And orchids, And other magic for our delight… That hour at midnight When we could not sleep, The touch of hands The unexpected rapture. Those late breakfasts, Our eyes meeting, speaking Without speech of something Always being lost And always being found. And April is here now, In the morning of gardens, And in the morning of orchards, Performing weddings.

Before It Is Too Late
If you have a tender message, Or a loving word to say, Do not wait till you forget it, But whisper it today; The tender word unspoken, The letter never sent, The long forgotten messages, The wealth of love unspent - For these some hearts are breaking, For these some loved ones wait; So show them that you care for them Before it is too late.

The Human Touch
‘Tis the human touch in this world that counts, The touch of your hand and mine. Which means far more to the fainting heart Than shelter, bread and wine. For shelter is gone when the night is over, And bread lasts only a day. But the touch of the hand, And the sound of the voice, Sings in the soul always.

The Rose
A splendid rose stood all alone, Surrounded by a wall of stone. Around the wall were roses too, Yet neither knew the others grew. So often we like flowers dwell, Too deep within our human shell And pass through life “not understood” - Nor making all the friends we should. So tear down those walls where we all hide, And in each other we should confide. For we are the same, yes you and me, We are people, not flowers - for eternity.

The Magic Of Love
Love is like magic And it will always be, For love still remains Life’s sweet mystery. Love works in ways That are wondrous and strange, And there is nothing in life That love cannot change. Love can transform The most common place, Into beauty and splendor, And sweetness and grace.

Love’s Tango
In an ant hill, in a tree, In a crowd of sixty-three. I feel lost and then confused But smile at you, quite bemused. You squeeze my hand, We swim for land. You hold my arm, And render harm. A useless thing, a broken spear, With you my love, I know no fear. Only warmth and sunny skies, That dance love’s tango in your eyes.

The Gift Was You
Each of us with our secret gifts, Magic potions, Lovely notions Waiting to be shared - Waiting to be aired. Each of us a half, a whole, A mind, a soul, A heart And yet a part Of a better richer more Looking for the door. The key, The you and me. The we growing day by day Looking for the way To find what I’d always Dreamed and never seen, Always tried and never been, Always thought but never knew, Until at last I discovered that the gift I always sought was you.

How Old Are You?
Age is a quality of mind. If you have left your dreams behind, If Hope is cold, If you no longer look ahead, If your ambitions’ fires are dead - Then you are old. But if from life you take the best, If in life you keep the jest, If love you hold; No matter how the years go by, No matter how the birthdays fly - You are not old.

Pleasure Promises
Pleasure promises, promises… Through furled bud and new green leaf, Through banked brook and sun-warmed stone, Through star-rise in violet skies. Through feast set forth with savored care, Through flame refracted wine and fragrant rose, Through silvered bowl on mirrored wood, Pleasure makes its pledge to lips and eyes. Pleasure promises, but pleasure lies. But let a long-sought glance cross yours, Carrying the look of love, intent Like sun through lens, to burn; Let knowledge leap the circuits held apart By frozen doubt, and overload the heart: To shock delicious shudder from the flesh, That felt dawns past, and now new dawns to come; And let the fused energy ignite All senses promised-to in vain, Then pleasure promises, and does not lie again.

Malfunctioning Implant???
LOL... I couldn't help but chuckle a couple of weeks ago at work when I read the Yahoo news article about the man who sued because his penis stayed erect all the time due to a implant malfunction. I believe his case was dismissed because he had also filed bankruptcy shortly about the same time of the suit. But, I found myself questioning... and... trying to remember. Was Lee Majors a 100% Bionic Man in the made for tv show, Six Million Dollar Man? and, if not, was the small % he wasn't bionic due to his functionality of his own had not needed to be replaced??? Either way, he always seemed to have the women clamoring for him... LOL... Just wondering....

15 Ways To Keep Your Love Alive
1.Talk to each other. Best friends talk!!! Once the initial passion dies down, you are left with conversation. If there is no conversation then the relationship may only be built on the physical, and thus, not likely to last in the long-term. Find new things to talk about every day, even if it is just reporting your day to your loved-one. Talk about current events in the news, the plot of your favorite movie or just discuss plans for the next time you go out. Talking is the key to longevity…don’t forget it! 2.Get away with each other. Take a trip together, whether for a night, a weekend or a week - it will breathe new life into your relationship, as well as test the waters by forcing you out of your ‘safe" environment. Plus, you will be creating memories to last throughout your relationship. (Be sure to take pictures!) 3.Give gifts. Sure, you can survive on love alone - but why? Don’t ever forget the importance of gifts! Don’t feel like you must spend a fortune on gift-givi

If I Said, I Loved You....
would you go or stay???? Why is it that some people don't seem to want to be loved???? When someone tells you that they love you, do you see that as a sign of commitment? or, when you do say, "I love you", should that be taken as a sign of commitment? Can someone not love someone without loving them in the sense of a girlfriend/boyfriend and a future life/marriage partner???? Just curious... TxRose

Lost Cherry
I am new to Lost cherry. I am addicted to my space and one of my friends told me about lost cherry. Since My space is messing up so much I decided to give a try. If anyone out there once to give me any pointers about using Lost Cherry just message me. Thank A lot ***Muah***

How To Know If Your A Nurse!
YOU KNOW YOU ARE A NURSE IF.... The front of your scrubs read: 'Nurses...here to save your ass, not kiss it!' You occasionally park in the space with the 'Physicians Only' sign, and knock it over. You've ever told a patient to 'move toward the light.' You believe some patients are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. You always follow the rules, but you're wise enough to forget them sometimes. You can't cure stupid. You have seen more moons than the Hubbell telescope. You own at least three pens with the names of prescription medications on them. You never get into an argument with an idiot, because they only bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience. You hope there's a special place in Hell for the inventor of the call light. You believe that saying, 'It can't get any worse' causes it to get worse just to show you it can. You wash your hands before you go to the bathroom. You've ever thought a blood pressure cuff

I Am Addicted!!
As you can see I am what you call addicted to Lost Cherry!! I do hope that there is no cure!!! Withdraws included... Shaking, Screaming, headaches, Worries, DT!!! and if the power fails look for the war path!!! Much love.. LC!!!! Be safe in Cherry Land!!! Jeannie

Adult Content
Thighs Of A Strawberry His tongue cavorts along the succulent crests in and out of the honeyed mist that releases her seeds into his mouth. His fingers stretch her thighs as he tastes feverishly from her insides . . . She is jittery. A tad bit disturbed in her voyage from garden to table. Her thighs glisten moistly and purified in a bath to purge her flesh of poisonous farmers touch. Her scarlet flesh blushes in the candlelight--- lingering for the young man to be bold and dive into her candy nectar. When extracting a fruit for the first time always be careful not to bruise her side from too much stroking. Boost her hips toward your lips and flick her opening with the tip of your lukewarm tongue. Once you taste her sinful sweetness grasp both sides of her thighs and sluggishly love her with your mouth. Pliable sensitive strokes at first to construct the juices within which hesitate. Dance with her flesh------ mate with her

Letter From God!
As you got up this morning, I watched you, and hoped you would talk to me, even if it was just a few words, asking my opinion or thanking me for something good that happened in your life yesterday. But I noticed you were too busy, trying to find the right outfit to wear. When you ran around the house getting ready, I knew there would be a few minutes for you to stop and say hello, but you were too busy. At one point you had to wait fifteen minutes with nothing to do except sit in a chair. Then I saw you spring to your feet. I thought you wanted to talk to me but you ran to the phone and called a friend to get the latest gossip instead. I watched patiently all day long. With all your activities I guess you were too busy to say anything to me. I noticed that before lunch you looked around, maybe you felt embarrassed to talk to me, that is why you didn't bow your head. You glanced three or four tables over and you noticed some of your friends talking to me brie

Black Is My Blood
black is the blood that now beats from my cold dead heart. you played your games . had me fooled. god how you must have laughed at all the times you lied and i believed in you. once my blood beat red as yours now only black.

Wow... There Are Alot!!!
Hey as of this moment this very moment there are 294,459 and 23,847 Users on Lost Cherry!!! And Online Line Now!1of course this is subject to change!! LOL!! And 146,840,013 Cherry Bucks and Going up!!! Just making a laugh!! Jeannie

Hate Your Job?
>>>When you've had an absolute "I hate my job" day try this: >>>On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy. >>>You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by >>>Johnson and Johnson. >>>Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your >>>doors, >>>draw the drapes, and disconnect the phone so you will not be >>>disturbed during your therapy. >>>Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie >>>down >>>on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. >>>Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become >>>chipped or broken. >>>Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. >>>You >>>will notice that in small print there is a statement: "Every >>>rectal >>>thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested" >>>Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times: >>>"I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the >>>Johnson and Johnson Company"

Here's Your Sign Lady!
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time --- but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

Black Rose
with this black rose I leave for you. I pay with it your heart withers and dies to.with yoru coldness and lies you destroyed everything I had. now may your cold heart wither and die causing you half the pain you h ave caused me with your treachery. I hope this black rose slowley withers and dies so you will know half of the agony i felt just half of the pain i felt. May your body draw up and wither away to dust just like this rose.

Tonight Was The Best Night Ever!!!
omg i was laughing my ass off all night at bill and jamies ...original plan was to go spottin wit mom donny tammy and shawn but then i called bill and he was like "come meet me at the bar like right now" so i did .....i danced with three guys tonight, lol i even got my ass grabbed and got called hot by some drunk guy that i danced with since bill didn't care who i danced with but i turned around when the dude grabbed my ass and was like "wtf" i actually slowed dance and danced fast with bill a few times....more then i danced with the other guys ..and my ex's brother ralph was there too he said that he knew all about jimmy and girls ... ralph's cool as hell cause at first i thought he'd be pissed at me but he was like "it's ok don't worry bout it i won't do anything" ...i'm fuckin drunk right now but hey i sorta know what i'm saying just like what i'm about to say now i sooo know what i'm saying ...i'm falling inlove with bill hard core...i almost cryed tonight when he left and all i wa

Very Tried Of The Crap
I'm really getting sick & tired of the crap going on. First of all I've got LAX that I'm dealing with then this punk Adam shows up and says what he did on my page. It's not gonna fly. If you have a problem with me fine & dandy get over it or just ignore me because I'm dealing with LAX and the rest of you who have a problem with me can wait. As for my friends I love you all thanks for everything. You guys & girls rock! ~AJ~

The Chills
A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about "And blood was everywhere," "The sirens screamed out eulogies," For death was in the air. "A mother, trapped inside her car," Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: "Oh, God, please spare my boys!" She fought to loose her pinned hands; "She struggled to get free," But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused "On where the back seat once had been," But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; "She did not hear them cry, " "And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, " "Oh, God, don't let them die! " Then firemen came and cut her loose, " "But when they searched the back, " "They found therein no little boys, " But the s

First Blog... Ok
So then... lost cherry. This is probably not the best way to start off my first blog on here cause I am fucking TANKED! drunker than shit to be exact and still drinking, but fuck it. Either way, I'm new here, still trying to figure the site out and the such. Either way, this blog spot and whatnot will the be the place to see what's going on the head of Mr. Chainsaw himself. People may be offended, saddened, angered and the such, but hey, it's a blog and it's all my opinion. Opinions are like assholes and everyone's got one... including me even if you won't like it. See you around... once I figure out how the piss this site works!

Yield!
The driver with his foot pressing down hard on the pedal, my arm tugging again and again at the air horn chain, as you fail to yield the right-of-way at an intersection or in traffic. When you need us however, your first comment upon our arrival will be, "It took you forever to get here!"

More Poetry...
Sedated As zephyr in sprinting feral over the dry land. Chaste aquamarine of ocean deep and the zeniths of unseen trees. An undomesticated tide in the rivulet that is captured in a stone garden of insane. He is willow in night that bows back and forth but never separates with strain. In crisis he suggests the hand of morality even when others would crave to go the effortless turnpike. He is the hand that mentors me in rejected night a friend with no voice but a boulder to encompass. As wind is native, he is routine and pliable. A loyal sapphire solider of the tranquility who helps me to remain solid. Undomesticated by union but dauntless in ways of understanding. He is the willow that stands peaceful in the eclipse. Serene but forever there when you need him.

Dreams
I have never met a lady in my life that could compare to Vivian she is the hottest chick that I ever laid my eyes on. She has those long legs that you just want to lick and kiss for hours so that she feels so erotic and goes totally ape shit trying to get you to fuck her so that she can cum harder than she ever has before. But I don’t instead I lightly drag my finger tips on the upper part of her torso just at the backside of her of her luscious 36d size breast which where solid as her legs were long, as I lightly dragged my fingers around as to not touch her breast directly I kept feather touching her legs with my tongue and my other hand getting as close as I possibly could to her wet vagina that was now dripping with pre cum. I see that it was running down the crack of her ass and pooling somewhat in her asshole, which made me want to make her even more lustful and become even more wet, I could smell her wetness as I licked closer to her crotch and see the wetness glisten in the can

Sunday
I should be in bed asleep, most people are right now, but they don't have the problems I have.for 1, I can't sleep, and for 2 I'm worrying about my son, thats in jail right now...He is facing a prison sentence, if he don't get out of jail soon and join the national gaurds, he will be gone for a long time....we are doing everything that we can to get him out, but it's hard when they set his bond at 75,000 dollars..most people don't have 7,500 to get their kid out of jail...we don't but are checking on getting a loan from the bank soon...he was actually starting to straighten his life up,then came along a asshole at my other sons school and started picking on my younger son, so my older son,went to tell this kids to stop bullying his brother...so the kid called the law and said that he pulled a knife on him,so they came and picked him up....thats how the law works here in my town, they go on hearsay...

Hope For You( A Poem)
looking to sky watching for traces of what can be tomorrow hopes are hanging high but im gonna just abandon all hope and go on instinct you never can tell from afar whos watching you secretly admiring the way the world stops in your pressance light a candle for you and here's what we'll do to get you from being blue and tear the demons that rip at you show them your in charge and that life is what you make of it. never want to see you drown in this pool of life i'll help you stay afloat and i'll help you win this fight i'll never let you down on this neverending battleground and i'll never walk away and keep you from being slayed forever at your service until the end of time

Food For Thought
Spring in Pigments of Rain I rest upon my quilt and prepare myself for sleep while the steady pulsating of water-drops cleaves a dulcet ballad for me. I sigh as the crisp midnight air washes over me. The rain masqueraded from my roof and descends to the grass. It loved the grass as lovers do in a pure seasoned tune. From grass the wind supplied rain to the rivulet where it integrated with the Lilly pads. The heavens' overhead reverberated with the tenor of thunder and lightening --- pigmented midnight sky. A trickle of rain that cascades to a bough and adores the leaves of Spring. In mist globules of enchantment we all go to sleep while rain chants in the silhouettes of Spring.

The Wooden Bowl
The Wooden Bowl >> >> I guarantee you will remember the tale of the >> Wooden Bowl tomorrow, a >> week from now, a month from now, a year from now. >> >> A frail old man went to live with his son, >> daughter-in-law,and >> four-year >> old grandson. The old man's hands trembled, his >> eyesight was blurred, >> and his step faltered. The family ate together at >> the table. >> >> But the elderly grandfather's shaky hands and >> failing sight made eating >> difficult. Peas rolled off his spoon onto the floor. >> When he grasped the >> glass, milk spilled on the tablecloth. >> >> The son and daughter-in-law became irritated with >> the mess. "We must do >> something about father," said the son. "I've had >> enough of his spilled >> milk, noisy eating, and food on the floor." >> >> So the husband and wife set a small table in the >> corner.There,Grandfather ate alone while the rest of >> the family enjoyed >> dinner. Since Grandfather >> had broken a dish

Here On Cherry Lane
I am sitting here on Cherry ln trying to figure out what my first post should be about. I really have no idea where to go with this. I have no idea where I have been either but that is due to drugs sex and rock n roll. I guess I will start with some information about me. I am Amy. Like geez you didn't know that. I love phone sex. I love talking to men, hearing their fantasies and mutual masturbation. I hope to get to know everyone better. You can see more of me at www.niteflirt.com/amyissweet

Captured Cowboy
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to the cowboy, "You going to die. But we sorry for you, so give you one wish a day for three days. On sundown of third day, you die. What is first wish?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse." The Indians get his horse. The cowboy grabs the horse's ear and whispers something, then slaps the horse on the ass. The horse takes off. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked blonde. She jumps off the horse and goes into the teepee with the cowboy. The Indians look at each other, figuring, "Typical white man - can only think of one thing." The second day, the chief says, "What your wish today?" The cowboy says, "I want to see my horse again." The Indians bring him his horse. The cowboy leans over to the horse and whispers something in the horses ear, then slaps it on the ass. Two hours later, the horse comes back with a naked redhead. She gets off and goes in the

The Old Indian Chief..hehhehe
An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U.S government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied; "When white man found the land, Indians were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work,Medicine Man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, all night having sex." Then the chief leaned back and smiled ..... "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

The Man Of The House
The husband had just finished reading a new book, 'YOU CAN BE THE MAN OF YOUR HOUSE" He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said sternly, "From now on, YOU need to know that I AM the MAN of this house, and my word is law! You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, and we will have the sex that I want. After that, you are going to draw me my bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then you will massage my feet and hands. Then after that's done, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" His wife replied, "The fucking funeral director would be my guess."

The Chicken And The Harley
On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and began to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor. Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the

Turpentine
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby." The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson."

Ok Night
slept sorta ok last night,i really must stop sitting at my desk with my feet up like now cos my right leg keeps going dumb and thats not good either,its still there but not as bad,just have to see how it goes during the day,off the Vale laters (my football/soccer team) so want it right for then,best find them pain killers then lol

Hmmm Seems Its True
noticed since i started doin these,and god knows how long i will carry on doin em ? that its the same people all the time coming over and reading this,leaving comments,why do we all have 100's of friends when its the same 20 or 30 that DO bother seeing what your upto and whats going on with ya ? just my thoughts thats all

What Kind Of Pirate Captain Be Ye?
You scored as Sophisticated. Your a sophisticated pirate. Maybe you have a good fashion sense and your hold is filled with more matching furnishings than it is gold. Maybe your a clean cut adventurer than wants to break the restrictive streotype that all pirates are nasty and smelly. Your no less than any other pirate, your in many ways better in that your focuses are on more than just treasure of the gold and silver variety.Sophisticated84%Adventurous69%Religious63%Swashbuckler59%Down and Dirty59%Insane31%What Kind of Pirate Captain be ye?created with QuizFarm.com

What We Fear Most
What We Fear the Most Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate, Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure, It is our light not darkness that most frightens us, We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn’t serve the world. There’s nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won’t feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It’s not just in some of us; it’s in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear; Our presence automatically liberates others.

My Angel
Do you ever feel a uncontrollable feeling... When you can't keep someone off of your mind.. I am not sad, but sometimes it makes me wonder. Early in the morning, in the middle of the day... or even sometimes late at night... But Ive haven't hit the ground yet. Asking myself why do you feel this way? It's the kind of happiness that fills my heart.. But all I can do is feel the way about you.. With an emotion so uncontrollable. When I feel this uncontrollable feeling... I tell myself...... Heaven sent him to me He is my angel.

Darkest Secrets
temptation in the eyes a world grown for you sent back for me invite me to life believe what you can ill fall back on it return to the kill ill back away from it do this wrong in the temptation of the mind salvation is unkind i do believe in you a world of hatred split in two keep me from running back to you hunger cant be tamed the flesh of the sinner takes control the one who cannot be named a fearful soul I dont need the fame or act like i care darkened eyes of your mind Ill be there watching and waiting for the next move fake and unkind i dont care where do they come from if you think you can hide ill be here waiting by your side

Beach Dreams
Her tan body glistened with oil As I admired from a distance I thought of sliding my hands Along those dark shiny legs I couldn't pull my eyes off her The beauty she possessed held me Like my head was frozen in place My line of slight a laser beam The sounds of children playing The waves rolling along the beach All vacant noises within my mind The focus: a bikini clad wetdream My mind creates scenerios for me Her scent, like lilacs from heaven Her skin, so warm and soft Her juices, as sweet as honey I can taste her as if I was there My tongue sampling her center Her moans light, but responsive As my mouth talks with no words Her legs hang from my shoulders She shifts with each stroke I have her attention completely I move faster as I feel her need Her hips roll with urgency for me Pleasure cascading like the waves She suddenly cries my name aloud Then undulates her body into me She rolls over and adjusts herself My eyes capture new dreams A v

Copied From Shar
Number 10 "Life" is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND THE

I Love This One...hahah
True Female Joke A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." (There are always conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the >condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." (controlling huh?) The woman considered his proposition> for a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked dee

Plop Plop Plop Plop
slipping away i fall from you please don't let go save me and never let go I struggle to hold on I feel your grip fade away your back has been turned hands that held me high cast me aside lost and abandoned i wander alone again hoping to find the light that has eluded me so long

Crazy
Crazy... I was once crazy! They locked me inside a round rubber rom! I died inside that round rubber room,and they buried me in the cold wet ground! There were worms inside that cold wet ground! WORMS! they drive me crazy..... Crazy... I was once crazy! They locked me inside a round rubber rom! I died inside that round rubber room,and they buried me in the cold wet ground! There were worms inside that cold wet ground! WORMS! they drive me crazy..... Crazy... I was once crazy! They locked me inside a round rubber rom! I died inside that round rubber room,and they buried me in the cold wet ground! There were worms inside that cold wet ground! WORMS! they drive me crazy..... Crazy... I was once crazy! They locked me inside a round rubber rom! I died inside that round rubber room,and they buried me in the cold wet ground! There were worms inside that cold wet ground! WORMS! they drive me crazy..... Crazy... I was once crazy! They locked me inside a round rubber

The Blood , The End
red eyed death killer of tomorrow i dont like how you make me feel no power is yours its all mine i just choose to let you feel it return from where you came back to the damned never to live life again its your own fault that you wont give in and let life save you from the hell youre in dont think you can play me dont think you can win ill never let anyone make me feel like that again so take it back all the things you dream return to a world a blackened blood stream a close minded soul a never ending pain a revolution of your mind a blackened blood stain

Another Update
Well, a few minutes ago I signed out of here in a hurry. It seems my uncle is having severe pain in his stomach from the tumor. It has subsided now and he seems to be okay. He just gave us all a scare. Not to mention that is another 10 years taken off of my life along with the 10 years my son took off of my life when he was bitten by the spider. Thank you all for the prayers and well-wishes!

Inspirational Message
Ephesians 5:15 encourages us to "be very careful how you live, making the most of your time." Each and everyone one of us is going through tough times right now, but God is getting ready to bless you in a way that only He can. Keep the faith. My instructions were to pick four (4) people that I wanted God to bless, and I picked you. Please pass this to at least four (4) people you want to be blessed and a copy back to me. This prayer is powerful, and prayer is one of the best gifts we receive. There is no cost but a lot of rewards. Let's continue to pray for one another. The prayer: Father, I ask You to bless my friends, relatives and those that I care deeply for, who are reading this right now. Show them a new revelation of Your love and power. Holy Spirit, I ask You to minister to their spirit at this very moment. Where there is pain, give them Your peace and mercy. Where there is self-doubt, release a renewed confidence through Your grace. Where there is need, I ask you to

Dissapointment
Four hours off the set time Wondering what's going on inside your mind? You said you'd meet me here at 6 I was there you never showed I was worried I still am As you still havn't shown up from where you've been Just a little worried Nothing bad And a little dissapointment come close to the end I would have liked those things What we had talked about I guess not and that's okay I need to get this off my chest It's burning a hole that doesn't need to be there No worries just mine No panic I'm not not Don't worry I'll not look another minute upon this I don't care the reason I don't mind a lie Though It hurts when it comes to that You stood me up lol funny to say I would have at least liked to have known your okay...

""i've Tasted Love....it Burns" Cold
its all the same these words heard them all before its all the same these tears have fallen before its all the same gone now everyone leaves me its all the same this feeling lonliness fills me its all the same why now will it ever change?

10 Thoughts 2 Ponder
Number 10 "Life" is sexually transmitted. Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. Number 6 Some people are like a Slinky..... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. Number 5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. Number 4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. Number 3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? Number 2 In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now The world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. AND TH

Some Song I Worte,
I REMEMBER, IN MY MIND, LIKE TIME STOOD STILL, AND I REMEMBER, LIKE YESTERDAY, WHEN YOU WHERE HERE, AND TOMORROW, NEVER KNOWS, WHERE THIS ROAD MAY END, LOST DREAMS, REMIND ME, THE WAY IT USED TO BE, IF I COULD TAKE YOU IN MY ARMS, FOR A THOUSAND YEARS, LOOK INTO YOUR EYES AND CALM YOUR FEARS, I WOULD LOVE YOU TILL THE END OF TIME,

Faith
There I was standing on the back porch doing what every normal person in this world does, I was letting my dogs out to potty and catch a moment's peace. There as I walked out onto the porch was something that caught my eyes and took my breath away, the changing of the leaves. Signally the end of Summer finally and the beginning of my favorite time of year. You know the time of year when you can curl up with a cup of hot Chocolate and sit on the patio and just take in all of mother nature's wonder. I feel at the peace during this time of year, It is a time when I can look on the past year and look forward to the new one ahead. It was during this moment out of the deck that I realized how much I despertally wanted to be around for another change of the season's, to be around when fall harvest is upon us, and when the trickery of halloween's to come intrigue us. But, there in the back of my mind was that naggy reminder that my life will never be the same again, I will never again look at

Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I saw this movie tonight. I say movie because of course I would not put it into the category of a film...cos I'm a snob. But anywho...if you know me, you know that I am obsessed with the horror genre. I loved the original TCM and I loved the remake a few years ago. I was really looking forwawrd to this one...and I definitely wasn't dissapointed. It rocked. Full of gore and crying and screaming. I was really suprised by some of it though. A lot of the characters lasted a lot longer than I thought they would. I loved it because you got to see why a lot of stuff from TCM (2003) was the way it was. How the sherrif became sherrif, how he lost his front teeth, how Monty lost his legs, etc. Good times. I also liked how they took a lot of things from the original one from the 70's and put it in this movie. Like the famous dinner scene. That was in the original movie. Of course it was modified a little bit to fit this story, but it even had the main girl jumping out of a window. Rock. Most

Fun Day Even Though I Had To Work
Okay, so I started off slightly peeved that I had to be at work. Yes, work, on my freaking day off, and if pulling almost 48 hours wasn't enough for their asses. Next week will probably be fifty hours. Besides that, I got off work and was picked up by some friends. Went to sedona and went to the shops and mostly window shopped here and there, talking, gabbing etc. We went and ate because Brandy and I (yes my freinds name is Brandy and so is mine) were starving so we went to a mexican place. Nothing to write home about, the food and service were mediocre at best. We stopped at the Chappel of the Holy Coss In Sedona, Arizona cause I had never been there, it's quite a hike to get there, but the view is amazing. Hense the new pictures in the photography and stuff folder. This is the Church I went to I didn't take that picture, and I'm not sure who did, but who ever it was, yay for them. We ended up in the casino and gambled a bit. Brandy and I went to the bar to get some drin

No Title (poem)
I must not fail not this time my destiny to have and to hold the one thing that means most in these hard times You I will fight all others who want the Same but none have have the same kind of heart caring ways or the touch im known for giving which makes me one of a kind and unique and sets me worlds apart from the rest my mind is set on this quest. through hell i been through all this time and i feel at peace when im with you

Drunken Poetry 101
Wandering aimlessly on a soulless planet. Stop. Rewind your life, still frame, and scan it. The aching heart of a mindless intellectual. Seemingly drifting, entangled, death eventual. Melodic disertations, sadistic viscerations. Infantile mind pondering ancient visitations. She came to me and laid blame to me. The same to me, but insane to me. She loves me. She loves me not. It ties my heart into a knot. Spiralling downward; infinite sorrow. A life, a love; one night to borrow. Do you see what I see? Ubiquidous meloncholy! Dangling pendulums...What a fool's foly. Watching you leave me. Not quite believing. I miss your breathing. Next to me, seething. But the numbers keep on circleling me. Reposition the situation and cling to thee. She loves me. She loves me not. It ties my heart into a knot. Down the walk, I see the life of two that's new. I ask "How are you?" Yeah, "How are you? I used to love you, but now I despise you. Hold me, fold me. Origam

Sex
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds67%Whips50%Biting50%Bondage33%Blood0%Chains/Handcuffs0%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Do You Smoke?
Just a random K.i.T thought for all of us smokers: Death. That's what it is. Death for you, for those around you. A slow process of toxins invading your body, attacking it in ways it doesn't know how to defend against. Your death,and the death of countless others. Where do you think that smoke goes? The smoke that we exhale after our bodies have taken the toxins into our mouths, swirling around inside the darkness , down our throats, teasing and tantalizing our sick desires, to settle in our once pure lungs? To the air. The air that everyone else breaths. Mingling and mixing with the one thing people could never survive without. Your death, their death. Killing people you will never know, never come to befriend. Murderer. That's all it is really. A piece of death wrapped in a fine paper, shoved into a box and sold for 5 dollars a pack. You're not buying your stress relief, you're buying your death. Your unhealthy addiction to an inevitable end. But so what? You, and every

The Child In The Shadows
nothing really seems to matter to the child in the black robe sitting in the corner waiting to be loved no one could ever convince him that love is real too late for it too little to care it was his destiny he was to been the one destiny remains unfulfilled love will always deny him truth will never be told lies are what will unfold never look in my soul again in the end the demons will win

Long Day
Man today was a very long day. I meet few people on here and a few people stoped by the house today. Big ups to rosepedal. She is a really nice person. So today me and my roommate were just chillin out at the house. Our friend Jessica came over and was sick. I had to take her to the hospital cause she has a nerve problem. So once i drop her off i had to go find her boyfriend. I found him and took him to the hospital. I then came back to my appartment thinkin i was goin to chill. My roommate found out that the police my come search our house in the next couple of days. Fun lol. So we cleaned up a little and now i'm just chillin bored. The parties tonight are few and far between. Our football team lost the game today so everyone really isn't that crunk. All my friends please leave me a message on this one lol. This had been a bitch of a day lol.

Bored!!! :(
This is the first Sat. night in a long time that my brother jay couldn't have a bonfire cause it way & is 2 windy out. That really sucks...No, fun or play is goin' on 2 night. Everybody went 2 bed sooo F**Kin' early that it is insane. So, I had 2 drink pretty much by myself & that also sucks. But, thanks god I have the inter-net 2 save me & all of u no lostcherry & myspace. All, I can say is that next Sat. better not be rainin' or windy so we can have a great bonfire with my DJ/Karaoke system & lots of drunk fun people. Then, who know what will happen then...Maybe some good action!!!! Thanks u all for listenin' 2 be B**th. Chat with u all soon & god bless u all & love u all.

Weed Muffins
well hey everyone. well today i was baking muffins and i ended up putting weed in them and they are fuckin god. me and some of friends are all messed up now cause of them. i made chocolate and vinellia muffins. i love them they were good. my friends said that they are very good. well going now talk to u guys soon

Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use? Nike Condoms: Just do it. Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling. Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby. Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop. Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker. Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing. Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman. Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple. Ford Condoms: The best never rest. Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock. Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did? New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know. Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever. EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good. Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing. Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Dream Goddess
My Dream Goddess (This story is dedicated to one absolutely true goddess) The lights were turned down low and the soft sounds of slow, sensual music playing the background were the makings of a night that would be erotic and special. The wine was in the ice bucket chilling along with two glasses, the fresh strawberries and kiwis all prepared with the chocolate sauce and whipped cream on the table. Finally, the door bell rings and as I get up to answer it my knees start getting weak and my heart is beating ever so fast because I know who is standing there on the other side, my dream goddess. As I opened the door and gazed at the woman standing there I could smell her and almost taste her sweetness in the air. I held out my hand to welcome her in, she reached out and grabbed my hand softly while looking me in eyes. She was stunning, dressed in a strapless white dress allowing her beautiful sun tanned body to accent it so. Her legs were long and luscious going all the way up to her

She's Everything - Brad Paisley
She's a yellow pair of running shoes A holey pair of jeans She looks great in cheap sunglasses She looks great in anything She's I want a piece of chocolate Take me to a movie She's I can't find a thing to wear Now and then she's moody She's a Saturn with a sunroof With her brown hair a-blowing She's a soft place to land And a good feeling knowing She's a warm conversation That I wouldn't miss for nothing She's a fighter when she's mad And she's a lover when she's loving And she's everything I ever wanted And everything I need I talk about her, I go on and on and on 'Cause she's everything to me She's a Saturday out on the town And a church girl on Sunday She's a cross around her neck And a cuss word 'cause its Monday She's a bubble bath and candles Baby come and kiss me She's a one glass of wine And she's feeling kinda tipsy She's the giver I wish I could be And the stealer of the covers She's a picture in my wallet Of my unborn children's mot

The Most Beautiful And Powerful Song Ever
It's my favorite song of all time. It moves me to tears. I live for it. I will die with it. Opeth- Godhead's Lament Marauder Staining the soil, midst of stillness Beloved fraternity to an end Red eyes probe the scene All the same Stilted for the beholder Depravity from the core Handcarved death in stoneladen aisles I hide the scars from my past Yet they sense my (mute) dirge This is when it all falls apart White hands grasping for straws Sly smile, poisoned glare behind Undisguised manmade nova Mute cry, don't dare to tread Searing beams tracking you down Adoring what never has been Some will bring with them all they have seen Searching my way to perplexion The gleam of her eyes In that moment she knew Thought I could not leave this place On this imminent day As I've reached the final dawn To what's gone astray What would they care if I did stay No-one would know What would they care if I did stay No-one should know Thought I could not l

The Meaning
what is the meaning of life? some say to help, some say to heal. i say to live. if we can live life to out best than we as a people can be happy, although some forces would rather live in pain and tragedy, it might be the meaning to theirs. are there superheros in this world? YES. we live with them everyday. the figure into the mathmatical equation of life. so next time u see someone say hello

Stalling
I still haven't called to make my appointment. Scared I guess. Last time I went through all of this, they told me I probably wouldn't have kids and that my right ovary wasn't functioning. (I am sure you men are loving hearing about this huh.) After all the weird shit that has happened this week, I really don't need any more surprises. But I do want to say thank you again to everyone for the comments, messages and gifts. It's nice knowing that people you don't even know have your back when you need support. All of you, plus my friends I have around here are making it easy.....but I still can't set up the damn appointment like I should.

Bell Four
A man who worked for a fire company came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1 rings and we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we slide down the pole. Bell 3 rings and we're on the trucks ready to go. From now on we're going to run this house the same way. When I say bell 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say bell 2, I want you to jump into bed. When I say bell 3, we're going to screw all night. The next night he came home from work and yelled, "Bell 1," and his wife took off all here clothes. "Bell 2," and his wife jumped into bed. "Bell3," and they began to screw. After 2 minutes his wife yelled, "Bell 4." "What's this Bell 4?" asked her husband. "More hose," she replied, "You're nowhere near the fire!"

Love And Friednship.....a Must Read
I DIDNT WRITE THIS BUT I LIKE IT...... LOVE starts with a SMILE, grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR. DON'T cry over anyone who won't cry over you. Good FRIENDS are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. You can only go as far as you push. ACTIONS speak louder than words. The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else. DON'T let the past hold you back, you're missing the good stuff. LIFE'S SHORT. If you don't look around once in a while you might miss it. A BEST FRIEND is like a four leaf clover, HARD TO FIND and LUCKY TO HAVE. Some people make the world SPECIAL just by being in it. BEST FRIENDS are the siblings God forgot to give us. When it HURTS to look back, and you're SCARED to look ahead, you can look beside you and your BEST FRIEND will be there. TRUE FRIENDSHIP "NEVER" ENDS. Friends are FOREVER. Good friends are like STARS You don't always see them, but you know they are ALWAYS THERE. DON'T frown. You never know who is falling i

Balance Is The Key.
We walk the distorted road of life alone. The experiences we share with others enable us to endure the travel we take, but ultimately what we do; we do it alone. The ennui, that is the depression of this Isolation, can be more than we can handle at times as we seek to define ourselves and our lives by our interpreation of experience. This Depression often leads us to label ourselves "dark" and to ultimate lie to ourselves that we find comfort in it; or likewise to over indulge in that which flood ourlives with those experiences that bring us hollowed joys and call ourselves "light". No matter what we label ourselves, these labels show, presuppose and aspect of life that is Detrimental. Life is Balance, not excess. Being Dark or Being Light is a Delusion. Why? Metaphorically speaking, these terms tell of being either withdrawn, or fully available. Dark means one is Isolated, emotionally "dead" and suffering from the lack of interaction. Being Light mean one fully exposes

Empty
I've been having this feeling completely alone, yet in some ways I cherish my own time not having to share it. I share many things with my friends which those I have are amazing. Yet, I can't help but have this empty feeling inside. I fear its comming soon, my destruction. I have pleadged my love for a final time. With all I have held dear in my heart, from the time I was young until now, makes me wonder why is it I still look upon them with inncent eyes. I look out upon the world a lil differently I feel like the prey anymore and they await to leap. All I truly desire is to find that one true connection. Some call it a soul mate, some call it love... all I know is my life somehow will always seem incomplete cause for what I desire may no longer exsist. I hold many dreams in this life and I wish to be strong and independant. Yet I would also love having that one person there to hold me when in need. That one who can bring a smile to my face when the wor

Happy Thanksgiving
I just wanted to say hello and wish all my Canadian friends a very safe and happy Thanksgiving holiday...May you...all my family, fans and friends and thier loved ones enjoy all the happiness you deserve during this holiday....You will all be thought of in my heart even those on my list that don't celebrate this festive holiday...Take care and much love to you all..

Believe In Yourself
"Believe In Yourself" Believe In Yourself- In The Power That You Have To Control Your Own Life. Believe In The Strength That You Have Deep Inside, And Your Faith Will Help Show You The Way. Believe In Tomorrow, And What It Will Bring- For Things Always Work-out, If You Trust And Believe That There's No Limit To What You Can Do.

Definition & Short History
from Wikipedia Faygo was founded in Detroit on November 4, 1907 as Feigenson Brothers Bottling Works by Russian immigrants Ben and Perry Feigenson. The original flavors of Faygo were based on cake frosting recipes used by the Feigensons in Russia. Throughout the 20th century, Faygo steadily increased its production line. Faygo is credited with the spreading of the word "pop" instead of "soda" to mean soft drink in the Midwest. Faygo pop is manufactured in a myriad of flavors. Detroit rap duo Insane Clown Posse are devoted drinkers of Faygo. They often spray large amounts of the drink into the audience at concerts, and endorse the product in a number of songs. Due to their devotion to it, many Juggalos (fans of ICP) make it their choice soft drink as well. In 1998, Faygo Beverages, Inc. began distributing the Ohana brand of non-carbonated soft drinks. Faygo Beverages, Inc. is a wholly owned subsidiary of the National Beverage, which also owns Shasta. Many Faygo brand flavors

Sup
WELL AS THE ONES THAT READ YESTURDAY KNOW'S MY DAD HAD A HEART ATTACK....well he had surgery today doing really well thank god!! anyways sunday night i wont have internet for a few days because im moving in my new place YAY.......anywho i will miss all of you i will be in withdrawl im sure but ill have my cell and it has my yahoo........so i can chat there anyway dont forget to show me some love while im gone and dont forget me..........love you all!!!

A Prayer For You
"A Prayer For You" I Said A Prayer For You Today And Know God Must Have Heard I Felt The Answer In My Heart Although He Spoke No Word. I Didn't Ask For Wealth Or Fame I Knew You Wouldn't Mind I Asked Him To Send Treasures Of A Far More Lasting Kind. I Asked That He'd Be Near You At The Start Of Each New Day To Grant You Health And Blessings And Friends To Share Your Way. I Asked For Happiness For You In All Things Great And Small But It Was For His Loving Care I Prayed For The Most.

Would I Be The One???
you were looking for someone honest! would i be the one? you were looking for someone faithful! would i be the one? you were looking for someone caring! would i be the one? you were looking for someone lovable! would i be the one? you were looking for someone true! would i be the one? you were looking for someone trustworthy! would i be the one? you were looking for someone sexually enticing! would i be the one? you were looking for a soulmate! would i be the one? you were looking for someone to spend the rest of your life with! would i be the one? when i asked you all of these questions,you told me yes to all of them. i would be the one! but in the end you had lied about it all. i was the one alright,the one you destroyed! i fell for your words,only to find out that you lied. i was the one you let down! so now i ask you,why was i the one? do you really know?

Don't Walk Into My Life, If You're Just Gonns Walk Out... Don't Say You Love Me If It's Not Without A Doubt... Don't Say It's The Truth If It's All A Lie... Don't Say Hello If You're Gonna Turn Around And Say Goodbye To Me...!

What Is Your Sexual Style?
You scored as Shy. You are shy, cute...but shy. There are a lot of people that find you attractive but you just aren't sure what to do.Shy94%Soft81%Sweet69%Wet69%Hot56%Exciting50%Violent31%Awkward13%What is your sexual style?created with QuizFarm.com

Good Sex Life
Pisces http://img.quizuniverse.com/pisces2.gif"> /> You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don't hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio

All About English
I would like to get this message when I call a business > number!! >> >> >> >> GOOD MORNING, >> WELCOME TO THE >> UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. >> Press "1" for English. >> Press "2" to disconnect until you Learn to speak English

What Your Kinky Turn On
You scored as Blind Folds. Your turn on is the blindfold. When you can't see, that makes your other senses more aware... including your sense of touch. So who wouldn't enjoy being blindfolded???? Sex isn't sex without enhancing your sense of touch.Blind Folds100%Chains/Handcuffs58%Whips25%Bondage17%Biting17%Blood8%What's Your Kinky Turn On?created with QuizFarm.com

Wierd...
pluto crater stars are fiction hatred deep and mythic running sick of magic pulling fast for answers craving life with trials ending quick or mildly fending off this simply ending song [some wierd style that I made up and then decided to test. I dunno, thoughts?]

Passed It On
Yep! I passed it on... .. I am sorry but after hearing they want to sing the National Anthem in Spanish - enough is enough. No where did they sing it in Italian, Japanese, Polish, Irish (Celtic), German, Portuguese, Greek, French, or any other language because of immigration. It was written by Francis Scott Key and should be sung word for word the way it was written. The news broadcasts even gave the translation -- not even close. Sorry if this offends anyone but this is MY COUNTRY - IF IT IS YOUR COUNTRY SPEAK UP ---- please pass this along~ I am not against immigration -- just come through like everyone else. Get a sponsor; have a place to lay your head; have a job; pay your taxes, live by the rules AND LEARN THE LANGUAGE as all other immigrants have in the past -- and GOD BLESS AMERICA Will we still be the Country of choice and still be America if we continue to make the changes forced on us by the people from other countries that came to live in America because it is the

Ladies Enjoy
Saturday, October 07, 2006 ladies enjoy Eight Words with two Meanings > > 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. > >Female..... Any part under a car's hood. > >Male.... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. > > > >2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. > >Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. > >Male.... Playing football without a cup. > > > >3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. > >Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. > >Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys. > > > >4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. > >Female... A desire to get married and raise a family. > >Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one. > > > >5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. > >Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book. > >Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer. > > > >6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. > >Female... An embarrassing byproduct of indiges

Sexual Tension Quiz
Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing is that is being described. For every correct answer you give, give yourself 2 points, for every incorrect answer deduct 2 points. If you score less than 14 points, you are in need of more sex. If you score between 14 points and 21 points, you are in need of more love. If you score over 21 points, you are classed as having a great sex experience. Now please begin. "CLUES" 1. I am a protrusion that comes in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good. 2. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes lick my nuts. 3. I assist an erection. Sometimes big balls hang from me. I'm called a big swinger. 4. Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn't maiden for long. A big hard thing ripped me open. 5. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. 6. When I go in I cause

Eyes
You scored as Passion. You are very passionate whether that passion is good or evil has yet to be determined. You have great power over others and they seem to flock to your service. You are very competative almost to a fault. Perhaps you should let someone else win for a change?Passion100%Mysterious67%Diamond Eyes50%Eyes full of Pain0%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Sotd - Meds
The album this song is from came out in April, but I've recently started listening to it again....AWESOME! by Placebo I was alone, falling free, trying my best not to forget, what happened to us, what happened to me, what happened as i let it slip. I was confused by the powers that be, forgetting names and faces, Passers by, were looking at me, as if they could erase it. Baby...did you forget to take your meds? Baby...did you forget to take your meds? I was alone, staring over the ledge, Trying my best not to forget, all manner of joy, all manner of glee, and our one heroic pledge. How it mattered to us, how it mattered to me, and the consequences. I was confused, by the birds and the bees, forgetting if i meant it. Baby..did you forget to take your meds? Baby..did you forget to take your meds? Baby..did you forget to take your meds? Baby..did you forget to take your meds? And the sex and the drugs, and the complications. And the sex and the dr

What My Eyes Show
You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!Mysterious67%Passion58%Diamond Eyes33%Eyes full of Pain33%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Another Ghost Story !
Ok I have to tell you a little about my grandmother.She lived on her own after my grandfather past away.So my faily thaught it would be a good idea to get her a pet to keep her company.So they got her a black dog I dont remember what kind it was.So my grandmother and her black dog lived in her house for a long time.Then the dog got sick and then had to put her to sleep she had something wrong with her that they could not fix.Then a few years after we had to do that to the dog my grandmother got sick with cancer and we had to put her in a nursing home because she got to bad to stay home.Well after a few years of dealing with the cancer she past away in Oct of 1999.And witch at this time my youngest daughter was only 15 months old,so she reall never had the chance to know her great grandmother.Well as my daughter was growing up i would hear her playing and talking to someone,so when she was about 3 and 1/2 I asked her one day who was she talking to and she siad mom you know who i am talk

What Do My Eyes Reveal About Me?
You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you.Eyes full of Pain83%Mysterious50%Diamond Eyes0%Passion0%What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)created with QuizFarm.com

Fuck!
My fuckin Monroe piercing came out lmao The ball popped off and while I was trying to screw it in..it fell down the drain MOTHER FUCKER!! Well, maybe it was a sign lol Just means I'll have to get something else pierced ;)

Peace
Peace The Lord Is My Shepard; I Shall Not Want, He Meketh Me To Lie Down in Gree Pastures, He Leadeth Me Beside The Still Waters. He Restoreth Me In The Paths Of Righteousness For His Name's Sake. Yea, Though I Walk Through The Valley Of The Shadow Of Death, I Will Fear No Evil: For Thou Art With Me; Thy Rod And Thy Staff They Comfort Me. Thou Preparest A Table Before Me In The Presence Of Mine Enemines; Thou Anointest My Head With Oil; Muy Cup Runneth Over. Surely Goodness And Mercy Shall Follow Me All The Days Of My Life; And I Will Dwell In The House Of The Lord Forever.

Love Potion
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, "Listen, these two girls are coming to my place for the weekend and they are hot, very hot. Would you have something to get me going all night. It is going to be hell of a party." The pharmacist goes in the back room, comes back with an old dusty bottle and says, "This stuff is very potent, you drink only one ounce of it and I guarantee that you will be doing the wild thing all night. Let me know about it." The weekend goes by and on Monday morning, the pharmacist is going to work and at the door of the drug store, the same fellow is there waiting for him. The pharmacist says, "What are you doing here so early? How was your weekend?" The guy replies, "Quick open the store, I need Blue Ice (a pain muscle reliever). The pharmacist, knowing what the guy had been doing all weekend, says, "Are you crazy, you can't put that on your penis. The skin is way too sensitive." The guy says, "It's not for my penis, it's for my arm. " Pharmacist

How Will You Be Defined In The Sexual Dictionary?
Canadianmeany -- [noun]:An erotic popsicle 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com NICKNAME Canadianmeany's sexual nickname: "Pornstar Butt" Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com Canadianmeany will go to jail for ... Sunbathing naked without sunscreen 'What sexual activity will you go to jail for?' at QuizUniverse.com

Ur Sexual Hidden Talent Lol
Using your hands Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress. Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com

Love
Love Love Suffers Long, And Is Kind; Love Envies Not; Love Vaunts Not Itself, Is Not A puffed Up; Does Not Behave Itself Unseemly; Seeks Not Her Own; Is Not Easily Provoked, Thinks No Evil, Rejoices Not In Iniquity, But Rejoices In The Thruth; Bears All Things, Believes All Things, Hopes All Things, Endures All Things, Love Never Fails!

What Is A Friend???
A Friend... > > Accepts you as you are > Believes in "you" > Calls you just to say "Hi" > Doesn't give up on you > Encourages you to be your best > Forgives your mistakes > Gives unconditionally > Helps you > Invites you over > Just wants to "be" with you > Keeps you close at heart > Loves you for who you are > Makes a difference in your life > Never Judges > Offers support > Prays for you > Quiets your fears > Raises your spirits > Says nice things about you > Tells you the truth when you need to hear it > Understands you > Values you > Walks beside you > X-plains things you don't understand > Yells when you won't listen and > Zaps you back to reality > > > I'm glad to call you my friend! > > Huggs to y'all that added me and have took the time to talk with me...... > > and i love u with all my heart and soul thanks for being there for me Sometimes I wonder if my friends are true to me. Considering they just up

The Financial Advisor
I received a call from Jim who introduced himself as a financial advisor from Smith Barney. He was offering a free review of my portfolio. “Oh good!” I said. “Which segment of my financial empire would you like to talk about first?” “Well, what are your investment strategies, Chris?” Okay, so Jim’s a little slow on the uptake. “Ya know, Jim, I was thinking about investing in chinchillas, but then I got a tip on the Ever Shine Diamond Mine from the colored guy down the hall. It seems that he got in on the ground floor and his investment has grown exponentially over the past few weeks. It looks like there could be a lot of untapped potential there.” “Tell me, Chris, what stocks do you own?” This guy’s unbelievable. “Well, I have about five thousand shares of Enron.” “Chris, I think it might be worth our while to get together and take a look at your holdings and see if they really fit your plans for the future.” I give up. “Hey, Jim.” “Yes?” “I don’t know h

Please
Please (Dedicated To: A Man That Makes Me Feel Like A Real Princess) Missing you every hour on the hour Praying that I can keep my sanity I wish that I could tell you what I'm feeling When I'm talking to you...I lose all my control and power Tall,dark,handsome....those are pluses but it's your heart and intelligence that turn me on smile that sexy smile The Desire burning within is strong I want to caress my fingers across your chest...it's such a longing the desire inside tells me that I want to be yours my dreams,thoughts,heart,and soul are filled with you I've Fallen hard.... So I give to you....... All that I can,the words of love and dedication......... If we ever have the chance,please be my man....because I'm your woman

Sweet
Finally they got me set up at work to where I'm learning and relearning crap to become a back up PMO manager at Nike. Everyone keeps joking around with me that I'm going to be a future PMO manager. I want to be one but it takes a real long fuckin' time to learn all the shit that the PMO managers know. I just want to be a back up for now. When the time comes, I'll become one. Just one more long day at work tomorrow then I'm free the next 4 days. Sweet....although I dont' really have anything planed... blah... Monday morning I'll check the evil scale to see if I lost any more weight....hoping...hoping...

Sweet Expectations
I expect you to talk the way you do Walk the way you do Stand with your arms the way you do I expect you to think the way you do Process the way you do Be brave the way you are I expect you to look at me the way you do Stare at me with those big eyes And let me get lost like I tend to do I expect many things from you But most of all I expect you to be you To be a man when most would not To be sensitive at the right time To be able to say the right thing at the right time These are the sweet expectations I have from you And All of them have been met by you.... thank you = 0 )

My Poor Nipples
I have had my ears pierced before, many times. I would go get another hole every time I got really pissed about something, somehow the pain made me feel better. I had my belly button pierced, and thought it was pretty. Today, being in a great mood, unusually, I decided to have my nipples pierced. First I called and played 20 questions with the guy that would be doing it, and then I played 20 questions with some of you here on LC. Well, I didn't chicken out, I made the 45 minute drive over there, pulled my black t-shirt back over my head and unsnapped my bra. The first one was my right one, it was the worst and seemed to take forever. I was trying to be tough and not make a peep. Prepared for the worst I clenched my fists for the left one, I just knew it would be the bad one because it is always so sensitive. This time I let out a little yelp but it didn't hurt nearly as bad and was done quickly. I am so happy I went through with it! I can't wait to take pictures for you all to see!!

Day 6, The Weekend
Well yesterday we went to Nagoya again. We made it there pretty easily taking the train and subway system. We went to Nagoya Castle which is cool as hell!! The history behind it is amazing. The castle was not built in Nagoya originally, but around 1611 it was dismantled and moved to Nagoya. The reconstruction of the Nagoya Castle main donjon was completed in 1612. Then January of 1945 much of the castle was destroyed by air raids. Then from 1953 through 1960 many repairs were made to the castle, and some sections completely rebuilt!! There was so much more there than I could ever post on here, but I have to say WOW, I love that place!!!! The architecture and artwork alone was absolutely beautiful!!! After the castle visit we went into downtown Nagoya, in the shopping district we found a bar that served Geniuss and pizza (of course they aren’t your usual toppings)! Then we did some more shopping (browsing really), and then saw some more of the city! After that we came back to the ho

Sea Bugs ..give Me A Steak Please!
Ever Thought About this? WHO? Was it That Ate the First Lobster?I mean seriously.. WHAT MAN Swam down Captured a Lobster Looked at it and said "OH YUMMY A SEA BUG!!" I think I will give it a HOT bath then crack open the body shell dip it in Butter And EAT IT! OH YUCK!! I just can not bring myself to eat a BUG in any form. .. Nope nope nope.. And Do not EVEN get me Started On Ouctapie! =) Ele

Drinkin From A Saucer
I've never made a fortune and it's probably too late now but i dont worry about that much I'm happy anyhow as i go along life's journey im reapin better than i sowed im drinkin from a saucer cause ma cup has overflowed Aint got a lot of riches sometimes the goings rough but i got a lid that loves me that makes me rich enough i just thank God for his blessings and the mercy he has bestowed im drinkin for a saucer cause ma cup has overflowed and i remember time when things went wrong and my faith got a little thin but then all at once the dark clouds broke and the old sun broke through again so Lord, help me not to gripe about the toughrows i have hoed im drinkin for a saucer cause ma cup has overflowed And if God gives me the strength and courage when the way gets steeo and rough i wont ask for other blessings im

Healthy Living: D May Be For Diabetes, But It Doesn't Mean That It Is For Disaster Necessarily....
A friend of mine has mentioned that he has recently learned that he has diabetes. He now has his head screwed on right after the after shock of the initial impact of the news; however, I did remind him that, just because he has diabetes, it isn't the end of the world. Both of my grandparents had diabetes and lived well into their late 80's, which if you are in your 40's now, it means that you have roughly another 40 years to go, at least!! Of course, longevity does mean being more attentive to a healthy lifestyle. Since we ARE human, this doesn't mean that one can't substitute that favorite piece of cake or pie for that sugar free jello in the refrigerator. There is no reason to completely derprive ourselves. My grandmothers were wise enough for that! :D When chatting with my friend, I did mention that I had another friend that has had a long battle with diabetes himself. (Actually, come to think of it, most of my friends that do have diabetes are generally male. Interesti

Loughborough, Leicestershire.
Loughborough is best known for it's bells (cast at Taylor's foundry used in churche's and ccathedrals the world over); for the carillon Tower, with it's 47-bell peal; for the central Station, where steam and old diesel engines are run to places of interest; and for it's collages. for a diferent angle on this buissy market town. Here the changes of the last hundred years can be studied through over 3000 prints, dating back from 1870 onward's. The colection is at Loughborough library, Granby street, and an appiontment should be made.

Larry
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry. One lady asks, "If you could name your husband after any soda pop, what would it be?" The first lady thinks for a minute and says, "Moutain Dew, because he can mount and do me anytime." The second lady thinks for awhile and finally says, "7-Up, because he has seven inches and can always get it up." The third lady thinks for a long time and finally says, "Jack Daniels." The other ladies look at her with a confused look and say, "Wait a minute, Jack Daniels is a hard liquor." The third lady says, "Yep, thats my Larry!"

What Do You Belive In Or Not ?
Ok everyone I would like to know what type of things you belive in or you do not belive in! I myslef belive in ghost,and I will tell you why that is. Ad then I want to hear from you all about this. Ok here is my story about beliving in ghost. It has been a little over four years (2002) that my father-in-law past away ,we at that time lived upstairs from him and my mother-in-law,I helped take care of him the hole time he was sick so I was even more closer to him but we had always been close.So after he past we decided to have my mother-in-law live with us so we could all help each other out with bills and stuff,To kind of make a long story short,That did not work out my mother-in-law only after six months started looking for a new man to have in her life well the 1st guy did not work out so she found a nother one,so need to say her living with us did not work out she left us to move in with him and left us with all most a 1,000 dollar house payment that she insisted we get,so we

My First Time
Okay, relax. I mean it's my first time writing a blog. Ever. Yes, really. I was dragged into the 21st century by my wife. I don't know, I never think I have anything interesting to write about, so why bore cyberspace? I guess anything would do. After all, I wrote this babbling nonsense, and you did read it, right? Hmmmm...not so bad after all.

Nudist Colony
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her. Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says: "Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man: "You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The

Okay About Me...
FAV'S LIST Color: Black Crayon color: Black Marker smell: Cherry Time of day: Night Food: Chinese Desert: Cheesecake Candy: green blow pop Game type: RPG Game: Halo Most times killed in one halo match: 15 Most times killed others: 8 How many hours spent on games per week: 10 Hours online per week 20 Toy: tickle me elmo Place in world: Ireland Place in USA: N.C. Thing to do: fuck Band: Metallica Song: Poision 'Alice Cooper' Club song: Hot in here' Type of guy: long hair, black clothes, voice Type of clothes: black black black Flower: black rose Animal: white tiger Saying: 'To be or not to be that is the question' Famous dude: Ben Stiller, Adam Sandler and Rob Schnider Body part: neck Possession: Diamond engagment ring belonged to my grandmother Movie: Freddy and Jason movies Show: Charmed, Dark Angel and South Park That's all i can come up with, if you can come with any more to ask me just let me know.

Sex With The Lights On
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with the lights on. One night sue turned on the lights while they were having sex. And was shocked when she saw her husband with a dildol in his hands. Sue yelled “you impotent fucker! You lying son of a…” Bob stopped her and said, “I’m a lying son of a bitch? Than maybe you would like to explain our 3 kids?”

Little Dolby Leicestershire.
This picturesque hamlet consists of a hilltop church with a spire, a large farm and little Dolby hall, a fine elizabethan building. in 1730 it was the home of Mrs Orton, credited as one of the first makers of stilton cheese. the hall is a private home and not open to the public, but the stable block is occupied by craftsmen who can be seen useing traditional methods and tolls to make and repair fine pieces of furniture. Visitors are welcome, but should make an appointment with the directer first.

Parental Advisory ?? Do You Really Need One?
In reference to the youth advisory — Saturday, 07 October 2006 I kinda messed up when I made it, cuz i made it in regular old sucky ass paint. It basicly says you're parents think you are stupid, have no brain, self control, will copy anything you see or hear, repeat the things you hear so you can't veiw this. They have admitted that they have failed to be a good influence on you, to teach you how to think logicly for yourself, and stuff like that. If you are exposed to such content, you will grow up to be seriall killers, and puppy molesters. So stay in your room, with earplugs on. Thank you, have a great weekend. I think it should replace the adult advisory thing. Because it seems kinda insulting to me as an adult that they think I need the advisory. Cuz i'm the adult, I don't need a fucking advisory. Talk to the children here. Explain it to them, cuz their parent's probably won't. The parents allready know why their kids shouldn't be viewing whatever it is. Don't talk

Awesome Musica Daily
STOP BY THE LOUNGE AND REALX TO SOME GOOD TOP CHART MUSIC ALL DAY AND NIGHT!!! HERES THE LINK TOP TRACKZ ON LC LOUNGE http://lostcherry.com/lounge.php?l=3393 I'm looking for someone cool to chat with in this lounge. Come find me...plus get rad music to listen to just for those multi-taskers like me. i will love you forever if you come chat in this lounge.

Ex Factor Ready To Go!
The Ex Factor...Order Today! The EX Factor Justified Endings to Bad EXes Horror/Crime/Thriller Short Story Anthology Available U.S. Distribution Includes: Ingrams • Baker & Taylor • Blackwell Book Services • Coutts • Gardners • Holt Jackson SAN 850-9409 The EX Factor is filled with disturbing tales to leave a touch of satisfaction in the heart of anyone who has ever suffered the pangs of a relationship gone sour. From accidents to intentions…from the supernatural to the physical…from wishes to actions… from breaking laws to upholding them…from revenge to justice…The EX Factor covers it all. Nine engaging authors bring warmth to cold,bitter hearts, and maybe also to those of us who have a twisted sense of what is truly fair in this world. With twenty-two short stories combined into a single chilling volume, they take matters of the unjustly treated heart into their own hands: Stories from the Hand of Justice serve the readers a plentiful feast that never gets cold a

Seduction Style: Au Natural
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it. That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power! The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism. You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world. Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in. You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you? You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways. Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you. As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?

Im So Horny
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Well That Was Fun
So as the day went on the swelling got worse so Mom and I headed off to the emergency room to have my mouth checked out. Looks like it is an infection caused by a fractured tooth. All I know is it fucking hurts! So now I get the fun of taking an antibiotic for the next 7 days and the doctor also liked me enough to prescribe oxy-codone. WooHOO!!!! Looks like I will be getting alot of sleep. So I will stay signed on here but if I dont answer y'all know why!

Ignorance Is Bliss
If your Significant Other was going to sleep with someone other than you would you want to know the details of when, where, why... or just sit by and ignore it all? Pondering the Obvious is Juxtaposing my Opinion on Reality

Sleep...
Sleep, my lovely, sleep, rest your eyes, as you rest your weary head upon my chest, let me comfort you, protect you, and watch over you, as you journey far away, to a better world, where your dreams are full of miles and miles of joy and smiles, and everything you've ever wished for. Sleep, my lovely, sleep, let the worries flow from your brow, and let them rest upon my strong body, let me carry your cares for you, so that you might be free. Sleep, my lovely, sleep, so that you might wake tomorrow, and find me here, holding you, caressing you, waking you with love...

Quick Thinking
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate love making. The woman suddenly cocks her ear and says, "Quick my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!" So the man runs into the bathroom. Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks. "Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready to recieve you." "Okay." the man replies "I'll go get ready." He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands. "Who the hell are you?!" the man asks. "I'm from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with." The husband exclaims, "But you are naked!" The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise, and says... "Those little bastards!"

Your Words
Your words revolve in my memory, playing over and over again, like the final verse in a sad song... Sometimes a flower that blossoms and blooms can live forever, in the tiny moment of joy it gave to the passing traveller, alone on the road, with the dust on his shoes, and a secret tear seen by no one.

I Hate This (warning!!!! This Is A Rant!!!!)
Riddle me this what is the point of someone going to all the trouble of getting a job if they are not going to show up??? What is the point of being management if you dont want to do your job??? When we get a job we are basically making a comment to that place that we will show up when we are on the schedule...and if an emergency happens to occur we are to handle it...either by finding someone to take our place or by coming in ourselves....I have several health problems wrong with me (seizures,mental health etc...)and there are times when I dont feel like working but, I come in anyways and try to do the best that I can...its what is expected of me if I want to keep my job, correct? So, why is the last several people that the company I am working for...do not want to do their job??? I know bad judgement call by management right??? That would be great if management actually did their damn job and found someone to replace he/she but, they dont they say well you find someone to replace the

Life
Can u see me? as i stand here alone Can you hear me as we talk on the phone Where i sat and i cried. Where a part of me died But you never cared. You watch me in a blank stair So now it's back on you and me. But i'm not happy I may fake this smile. Only for a short while Untill you leave me here. So i can lay in fear NEver was i important to you. You jsut do want u wanna do I'll sit here making new friends. and then our world will end... I wish i could say thoes three words and mean them...

Leicestershire
In the last century, Leicester was the home of Joseph Merrick, the elephant man. he was shown as a freak at various theatres, including one on the corner of Wharf street, which is now a shop but still has the remains of the stage. He also worked at 6 Churchgate, for his unkle, but frightened people away with his deformities. the city sits on the centre of one of the smallest and least visited counties. Grand Victorian buildings mingle with glass and concrete tower blocks, interspersed with multi-story car parks. Conservation areas, parks and museums preserve the past, and like most cities, Leicester is best explored on foot. The lift9ing bridge on Soar lane was built byStephenson to take his railwway across the river; opposite it today is a sinilar bridge built in 1897. Leicester also has the only gas museum in the cuntry-the East midlands gas museum at Aylkestone Road. An Arboretum on Shady Lane has 500 speices set in 54 acres, and the university of Leicester Botanical gardens have 16

Through Glass
I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed Oh God it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home Sitting all alone inside your head How do you feel, that is the question But I forget you don't expect an easy answer When something like a soul becomes initialized And folded up like paper dolls and little notes You can't expect a bit of hope So while you're outside looking in describing what you see Remember what you're staring at is me 'Cause I'm looking at you through the glass Don't know how much time has passed All I know is that it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home, sitting all alone inside your head How much is real, so much to question An epidemic of the mannequins contaminating everything We thought came from the heart, But never did right from the start Just listen to the noises no more sad voices Before

Marathon To Zion
Bricks fade Beige they seem As I perambulate Through this brickroad Destination O As I recollect my lungs Dragging to N Jumpstarting my drums As the line Seems distorced Yet I still Carry this Albatroz Wrapped around my conscience Down the curve On the path To Zion We ride To the State of Mind Of uncertainty Where sanity's evaluated On the drop of a dime I still stand Moth Fuckas At the gate It now rains Sharp darts In question mark shapes Quest is over I'm at the finishline Accomplished nothing As the logo states Start And I warm up to run again... __________________ "Sipping flesh outta monkey's back That Who ain't straight no more Met with the utopia that they could be the same thoughts Yet my sin can't fuck with my saint There they stand side by side with no arguments" I don't know what da fuck yall know about this...

Lostcherry.com: It's Not What You Think... Really
By Katie Just CLOUT INDEX Oct 04 2006 02:25PM Online social networking sites are booming. MySpace and Xanga hold the top spots for popularity, but slowly newer sites are being discovered. LostCherry.com is a great alternative to the afore mentioned sites. You can chat live in existing lounges or create your own. There is even a webcam option. Named after a popular cocktail, LostCherry is well designed and maintained. Membership is free, and there is no long form to fill out. There is a live 24 hour technical support chat room, named the LostCherry Lounge, should you have a problem with the service. Also, members whose names appear orange and green in color are equipped to handle technical problems if members don’t want to venture into the lounge. The Cherry Alert System will constantly let you know such things as when your friends are online, when you have received messages, when your friends have updated their photos, etc. Unlike other networking sites, the alert system is c

Sex Therapy
A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I actually did once." "And how did your husband look?" "Angry, very angry." At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?" "He was looking through the window at us!"

Ive Reache Dthe End
I NEVER THOUGHT THAT I WOULD GET TO THIS POINT.... WHERE I HAVE SO MUCH STUCK INSIDE OF ME THAT IM WILLING TO GIVE UP ON IT ALL..... LOVE ... LIFE . ITS JUST SO HARD FOR ME TO UNDERSTAND ALL OF THIS... I FIGURED THAT IF WHAT IVE BEEN THROUGH HAS NOT KILLED ME THIS WONT HARM ME AT ALL ... BUT IT IS... IM LETTING MYSELF GO.... I TRY TO WALK WITH MY HEAD UP HIGH.... SMILE ON MY FACE... BUT AS SOON AS I GET HOME I SEARCH FOR DARKNESS WHERE NO ONE CAN SEE ME .. .NO ONE CAN HEAR ME .... WHERE IF I CRY NO ONE SEES THE TEARS IN MY EYES... AND IF I SCREAM NO ONE KNOWS WHY. IVE REACHED THE END OF MY ROPE AND I FEEL LIKE NO ONE IS AT THE OTHER END OF IT TO PULL ME UP...... I FEEL THIS KNOT IN MY THROAT... I TEND TO SUCK IT UP ... AND IGNORE THAT FEELING ... BUT TODAY ..I WANT TO LET GO.... I WAN TO SCREAM AND I WANT ANSWERS TO EVERYTHING. I WANT TO KNOW WHY ? BUT WHATS THE USE? I AM WRONG FOR QUESTIONING GOD.... AND I CANT COMPLAIN BECAUSE I CANT GET NO WHERE IF I DO. IVE REACHED THE END

Shelter Me ( A Poem)
shelter me from the truth shelter me from the fear tell me that im able to be sheltered from life itself sheltered from the storms shelter myself from her and all that she told me shelter me from the past and go kill my future self and if you are able shelter me from these broken dreams and this god damn broken heart only if your able ....

October - Thug
JANUARY=PIMP Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them MFE. FEBRUARY=SMARTS Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. sexiest out of everyone.A real speed demon. Has more than one best friend. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Reali

Samhain Chant
SAMHAIN CHANT Fire red, summer's dead Yet it shall return. Clear and bright, in the night, Burn, fire, burn! Chorus: Dance the ring, luck to bring, When the year's a-turninng. Chant the rhyme at Hallows-time, When the fire's burning. Fire glow, vision show Of the heart's desire, When the spell's chanted well Of the witching fire. Chorus: Dance the ring, luck to bring, When the year's a-turninng. Chant the rhyme at Hallows-time, When the fire's burning. Fire spark, when nights are dark Makes our winter's mirth. Red leaves fall, earth takes all, Brings them to rebirth. Chorus: Dance the ring, luck to bring, When the year's a-turninng. Chant the

The Garden ( Apoem)
in the garden he hides his secrets from all to see from things that happened to him and all the things he fears he tosses everything from his past in to the ground from images of childhood to memories of heart break to all his fears as if it was a seed everything in the ground so he can grow a new life drom square one a new life doesnt mean he'll get quick results but will give him a chance to fix the things he wrecked up before to build hope and trust that was lost over time and to bring smiles to the hurt and the lost never once has he said he was perfect for yet he is only a man who hides in darkness to cover up his lonely life his kind acts make up for everthing and then some to all that are creeped out dont be afraid he is the most caring individual more than you'll ever know of.

I Walk Alone ( A Poem)
I walk alone (a poem) Current mood: depressed I walk alone i see happy couples holding hands and bullshitting each other to their hearts i walk alone the rain begins to start i walk alone all paradise is lost i walk alone and angry church crowd stares as i pass i walk alone noone ever to join in i walk alone does it really matter? i walk alone cuz im unloved i walk alone cuz im the devil i walk alone cuz im a loose cannon i walk alone i walk alone watch the meat fall from the bones i walk alone i walk alone the people I pass turn to stone never remembering what they have seen

Ew.
Am i one of the only girls in america that finds guys kissing guys disgusting. Besides Kim i mean. Its just nasty. And if i was a guy, you couldnt pay enough to kiss another man. Dont get me wrong, i like kissing guys. I like it a lot. But im female im suppose to lol. Just ew.

T'was The Night Before Samhain
T'was the night before Samhain and all through the house, Not a creature was stirring except for my spouse. The insence it burned in his cauldron so black. For Witchcraft and magic he'd a wonderous knack. The circle was drawn with the athame of power. The guardians were called to each quarter tower. The Lord and the Lady attened our rite In wonder and glory and power and might. The dearly departed came as our guests, to live once again after their rest. We bid them goodbye with a tear in our eye. Such a lovely presence of loved ones so nigh. The candles danced in the flickering light. With the Great Rite we bid them all a good night. The guardians thanked have all sped away. The Lord and the Lady, thanks for the day. The night before Samhain, Gods bless this house, A circle of wonder 'round me and my spouse. unknown author

Ranting...
What Is it, with Men? Can All the Most of them do Is think is with that thing between their legs?? Dont SOME of them Have Compassion and UNDERSTANDING that When they Are in the Mood,.. the Woman May Not Be? If It was up to me I would put a Chasity Device On Every one Of them Sex Hungry Men Who THINK About it Every 2 Minutes!! Where have ALL the Real Gentle Men gone to?? a REAL man Would tell his girl that HE feels Like "Screwing"...like Geeeeeeez..its like Us Women arent to say Anything and hop on the Bed and Spread Our Legs,.... it has got to the Point where I dont go for that Anymore! Im Sorry But i Need to Rant...not like i Have Anyone Else who Understands where im coming from here.....:(

Love......????????????????????
There comes a time in your life when you meet someone that causes you to feel things that words cannot describe. They make you smile when they walk into the room. Your heart flutters when you know they are on their way. You feel empty without them. You care about them and would do anything for them. You trust them with your life and insecurities. You don't judge them or belittle them. You are there for them and they are for you. But is that love or is it something else????????